1. Put spyware on printer driver
2. Tell that you warranty is voided because you have used a non-certified cartridge in date xx/yy to print counterfeits and porn together
3....
4. Profit!
I tell you that these piece of software was not developed with security in mind, well, switch to a more competent company that develops with security in mind (nah, security isn't important).
And, interesting, I use the open-source IBM mainframe emulator (hercules) and I don't need to be root to run it.
Lunix, BSD, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
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Now you can secure your house with the new.net doors, planned for the "ultimate experience in opening and closing doors". The locks will be activated by a.net passport, thus permitting the event log of all the door activity on the M$ serv^h^h^h^h^h^h on the door security event log.
All doors will come with a "Windows Door Edition", that sounds very nice but attention, some people already reported that the new doors are incompatible with the actual windows (not the OS! not the OS!, Balmer shouted 18 times).
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I always talk to my imaginary maid, asking her where is my ferrari's keys, asking for more champagne and caviar and things like that.
1. Put spyware on printer driver ...
2. Tell that you warranty is voided because you have used a non-certified cartridge in date xx/yy to print counterfeits and porn together
3.
4. Profit!
And, interesting, I use the open-source IBM mainframe emulator (hercules) and I don't need to be root to run it.
Like p2p programs? Like games? Like cool IE plugins? Good.
No reference at microsoft site about using a machine in limited mode to stop viruses/trojans.
I think linux users don't run exim or apache with uid 0...for a reason.
Store your files! Print stuff! For only $4.89 a month! Connect now! \\xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx\ Please, don't copy my pr0n
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Or buy another gyroscope from a ferengi merchant...
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I always access slashdot using telnet 0x4223FA97 80...
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Now you can secure your house with the new .net doors, planned for the "ultimate experience in opening and closing doors". The locks will be activated by a .net passport, thus permitting the event log of all the door activity on the M$ serv^h^h^h^h^h^h on the door security event log.
All doors will come with a "Windows Door Edition", that sounds very nice but attention, some people already reported that the new doors are incompatible with the actual windows (not the OS! not the OS!, Balmer shouted 18 times).