Yea, screw Shakespeare. Somebody else woulda been Shakespeare right?
Even Ben Jonson got, "O Rare Ben Johnson." I suppose you'da put it: "O w/e Ben Jonson...."
$6 million is pocket change to a company that has $5.2 billion in annual revenue.
Right, but any money spent on IT is a waste to the stuffed shirts, until something blows up, which, inevitably, gets them off the fence. Telling the COs in a meeting, "our worst possible downtime with the current allotted budget might be as bad as 3 days," makes them all look at each other with satisfaction and approval, seemingly, ok with being down 3 days in theory. Then, after 3 hours of downtime, they are talking about outsourcing all of IT for 10 times the amount of budget they barely allowed that caused the downtime....
Short of it:
Pre-disaster: IT should be cheap if not free.
Post-disaster: IT will get all the money it needs, but a new crew.
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The bible is a large, complex book, used for every purpose under the sun -- good and bad.
But we are now discussing upwards of 3 things as I see: religion, morals/ethics and the existence of god. I would like to focus on the last point, as that seems to be the focus of this entire story on/., and in the main thread. The fact that it quickly... _quickly_... degenerates into the greater issue of how humanity fucks up religion (as it does all else), serves no purpose to this point.
The simple fact of whether or not there was a causer who caused causation (i.e., the cosmos), is an extremely simple question. I am not claiming to have the answer. Others here seem to know 'devoutly' what that answer is.
I'm a senior analyst by trade, and I work with younger guys who come to me with problems all day, seeking advice and answers. I have a set of principles that I provide them with when dealing with a problem, among which are:
-If it is now broke, when it was not before, then it is impossible to say, "nothing changed."
-To solve any problem, you _must_ start with the truth. This means, removing all the husks (the trash) of everything else currently in the way (attitudes, politics, deceptions, agendas). (This is pure existentialism).
-Lastly: I do not know the answer to that question. What you have provided so far does not contain the answer either. Claiming it is the answer, when it is not, does not mean it is. Basically: I don't know that, so you can't know that.
Once these things are generally resolved, the solution reveals itself.
Typically, on/., too much gets in the way of the real question, and the real answer is simply never addressed.
To focus on the issue of religion as a problem, when asking the question of the existence or not of god, will never get one to the answer of the original question....
What if the one who believes in god does not believe he is a friend, nor dictates anything, nor will ever punish anyone for not following rules, nor does he give 2 fucking shits about anything in this universe? I am at this point frustrated over these stuff shirts. Apparently, a basic handbook on "isms" must be handed out. Thumb forward to the "Ds" in such a book, and look for the letters "eism."
"If a group of people does it, it suddenly turns into a religion."
Yes, and only religious people have ever done anything bad. No one has ever done a bad thing irreligiously. My god, gulags are as much figments of the imagination as this god guy....
Oh I entirely concur, and so does Bultmann, who called Christianity, "primitive."
God is, truly, "in the docks" as Lewis said. Modern man rightly has him (the traditional god) in the witness stand, and demands he make an account of himself. The doubt is well founded, understandable, as your post is too.
But this doesn't at all answer half or all of the questions, nor does it make the stuffed-shirt propped-up as "the religious man" any more than just that -- a stuffed shirt.
Sagan rightly extrapolates towards ET. But, logically, so does the theist towards god (now, let's make this "theist" someone well short of the "hearing the voice of god" that everyone props up here -- let's say his belief goes no further than, "I do believe there is a god."). If the journey to belief (and it is belief) that there is ET in the universe is 100 different empirical points, of which, we only have 30 available, then yes, Sagan is not mad at all to reason towards the 100th and final point (meaning, you're looking at the thing with the glowey finger). Then again, the theist who can only provide 3 of the 100 proving god is likewise no more insane. And I don't wish to argue what these points are because that leaves the boundary of what I'm talking about here, basic logic.
Folks fail in their syllogisms is all I'm saying. And, yes, belief is belief is belief, and each and every human has it/does it -- even every post in opposition to mine.
You're an atheist/agnostic/theist? You admit that's your belief? Good. You tell me that, no, that's the fact, and only those who believe against your belief are wrong. Now, now we've left reason and stepped into lunacy.
Schools failed when they quit starting with the Greeks and Romans. Schools failed when day one wasn't Socrates and the ability to go, "I have no clue, teach me."
Each and every one of you stating facts that there's no way you can know are a violation of all western thought has provided, and fuck, heh. I'll stop there, else, I say something like, "and we are doomed...."
C.S. Lewis was raised by a retired professor and avowed agnostic, who forced him to prove every thought. He said, "talking to him was like eating red meat and drinking strong beer."
I am truly on the fence/bridge with both groups. My stomach is as sickened by those with blind faith in god and those who railing against his existence.
Are you questioning the ability of/. and its community to aptly address serious issues, such as diet, the environment, existence of god, and how to meet/pickup women? Doest thou not know the power of the brain and the ability of geeks -- who can code -- to manage the rest of life?...
One should never argue by analogy as it gets tossed back as if from a jiu jitsu master, but you can't help it. And if there is a god and if religions are correct that he/she/it will hold us accountable for some reason or other, then yes, he/she/it is like a cop.
If not, then/queue Matthew Arnold....
But as one atheist scholar said of the books written by religious authors: "why must these christians be so darned good at writing?..."
My god is crom. He lives on his craggy mountain, and laughs his head off when my women die, and all my gold goes to the bottom of the sea. I pray to him for help, but if he doesn't help me, well, to hell with you crom!!!
Why is it that one must "hear the voice of God" to be a believer? Some mad men hear voices claiming there is no God. Again, it's the logic set that's broke here....
I for one believe in ETL. Whether a voice tells me that or not is irrelevant. Some folks need stuffed-shirts in order to win an argument, and never realize that, that's all they're doing -- beating up a stuffed shirt....
I've read a lot on Sagan's beliefs in ET, and they were hopeful to the full extent of what one hopes to find -- he was quite the zealot on the matter ("Contact"?).
"Belief" needs to be understood firstly, and I'm not sure I care to describe it further, other than referring to Descartes, who pretty much simplified the matter to its full extent. That being said, yes, even saying, "I don't know" is a belief. I believe I don't know.
Trust me, I'm married, and had to come home and get busted with lipstick in strange places. I can firmly tell you, that saying, "I don't know" is an avid belief. "Honey, I believe I really don't know." There's no way in hell I was gonna say, "I'm not sure what I believe regarding that lipstick stain...."
Concur. I believe my house will be there when I leave work and go home. It might not be. I could have been acid tripping all day that I had a house. Wtf is reality? I once saw a catholic lady cry because some asshat needed to convince her that it was nuts to pray to Mary. I think praying to Mary is idiocy, but wtf destroy some poor soul who wants to believe otherwise? Hell, there could be. To wit I say, "pray to Mary for me too! And hurry!"
The first problem is a problem of communication: that neither side is open enough to listen to the other. I've often found myself on the fence, but the arrogance and condescension of the butthole representing either theism or atheism serves as nothing but a stumbling block. First, get over yourself (general "yourself" there), then, let's talk. Better yet, let's drink a 12 pack and talk, cuz you're waaay to uptight to take seriously....
"It is arrogant to assume there isn't life outside our planet." --Carl Sagan
A belief is a belief is a belief. Sagan admitted, he no empirical evidence of this, but, only believed. If there is not any other life in the universe other than on earth (and I hope there is), then Carl's belief in ET is as nutty as any other.
I appreciate the believer -- whether it be the agnostic, the atheist or the Muslim. What I do not appreciate are those who reject others for not believing the same thing. And I feel sad for the arrogant, who look down on those who are _not_ in sync with what they claim are the "right" beliefs.
To quote Lewis responding to a letter by a self-avowed atheist: "As a former atheist I have to say you, Sir, are not one. You are a God hater, and a God hater is not necessarily an athiest...."
Cartwright: But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?
[Evil blows him up]
Evil: That's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert: Because you...
Evil: Shut up, I'm speaking rhetorically.
Supreme Being: Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
-Time Bandits
Evil: What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
Baxi Brazilia III: But He created you, Evil One.
Evil: What did you say?
Baxi Brazilia III: Well He created you, so He can't be entirely...
Evil: [Blows Baxi to bits] Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. *I* am all powerful!
Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...
-Time Bandits
I got arrested traveling through Arkansas once. They got me for contraband. I had a bunch of books. I got off on a technicality: no one could prove they were books....
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Yea, screw Shakespeare. Somebody else woulda been Shakespeare right? Even Ben Jonson got, "O Rare Ben Johnson." I suppose you'da put it: "O w/e Ben Jonson...."
$6 million is pocket change to a company that has $5.2 billion in annual revenue.
Right, but any money spent on IT is a waste to the stuffed shirts, until something blows up, which, inevitably, gets them off the fence. Telling the COs in a meeting, "our worst possible downtime with the current allotted budget might be as bad as 3 days," makes them all look at each other with satisfaction and approval, seemingly, ok with being down 3 days in theory. Then, after 3 hours of downtime, they are talking about outsourcing all of IT for 10 times the amount of budget they barely allowed that caused the downtime....
Short of it:
Pre-disaster: IT should be cheap if not free.
Post-disaster: IT will get all the money it needs, but a new crew.
Godwin's! No Quirk's Exception!
--Bentsen
Good point. The challenge is to not let an enemy define you.
Hannibal largely defined Rome, but then Rome beat Carthage, to then lose its republic in time....
The bible is a large, complex book, used for every purpose under the sun -- good and bad.
/., and in the main thread. The fact that it quickly ... _quickly_ ... degenerates into the greater issue of how humanity fucks up religion (as it does all else), serves no purpose to this point.
/., too much gets in the way of the real question, and the real answer is simply never addressed.
But we are now discussing upwards of 3 things as I see: religion, morals/ethics and the existence of god. I would like to focus on the last point, as that seems to be the focus of this entire story on
The simple fact of whether or not there was a causer who caused causation (i.e., the cosmos), is an extremely simple question. I am not claiming to have the answer. Others here seem to know 'devoutly' what that answer is.
I'm a senior analyst by trade, and I work with younger guys who come to me with problems all day, seeking advice and answers. I have a set of principles that I provide them with when dealing with a problem, among which are:
-If it is now broke, when it was not before, then it is impossible to say, "nothing changed."
-To solve any problem, you _must_ start with the truth. This means, removing all the husks (the trash) of everything else currently in the way (attitudes, politics, deceptions, agendas). (This is pure existentialism).
-Lastly: I do not know the answer to that question. What you have provided so far does not contain the answer either. Claiming it is the answer, when it is not, does not mean it is. Basically: I don't know that, so you can't know that.
Once these things are generally resolved, the solution reveals itself.
Typically, on
To focus on the issue of religion as a problem, when asking the question of the existence or not of god, will never get one to the answer of the original question....
As to the "brilliant post":
/facepalm
What if the one who believes in god does not believe he is a friend, nor dictates anything, nor will ever punish anyone for not following rules, nor does he give 2 fucking shits about anything in this universe? I am at this point frustrated over these stuff shirts. Apparently, a basic handbook on "isms" must be handed out. Thumb forward to the "Ds" in such a book, and look for the letters "eism."
"If a group of people does it, it suddenly turns into a religion."
Yes, and only religious people have ever done anything bad. No one has ever done a bad thing irreligiously. My god, gulags are as much figments of the imagination as this god guy....
"Each and every one of you stating facts that there's no way you can know...."
/queue Ringer....
Apologies. I meant to say, "no way you can sanely believe in a god...."
We truly cannot know. Indeed, we are best to always claim unknowledge in all things, else, reality will blast us --
Oh I entirely concur, and so does Bultmann, who called Christianity, "primitive."
God is, truly, "in the docks" as Lewis said. Modern man rightly has him (the traditional god) in the witness stand, and demands he make an account of himself. The doubt is well founded, understandable, as your post is too.
But this doesn't at all answer half or all of the questions, nor does it make the stuffed-shirt propped-up as "the religious man" any more than just that -- a stuffed shirt.
Sagan rightly extrapolates towards ET. But, logically, so does the theist towards god (now, let's make this "theist" someone well short of the "hearing the voice of god" that everyone props up here -- let's say his belief goes no further than, "I do believe there is a god."). If the journey to belief (and it is belief) that there is ET in the universe is 100 different empirical points, of which, we only have 30 available, then yes, Sagan is not mad at all to reason towards the 100th and final point (meaning, you're looking at the thing with the glowey finger). Then again, the theist who can only provide 3 of the 100 proving god is likewise no more insane. And I don't wish to argue what these points are because that leaves the boundary of what I'm talking about here, basic logic.
Folks fail in their syllogisms is all I'm saying. And, yes, belief is belief is belief, and each and every human has it/does it -- even every post in opposition to mine.
You're an atheist/agnostic/theist? You admit that's your belief? Good. You tell me that, no, that's the fact, and only those who believe against your belief are wrong. Now, now we've left reason and stepped into lunacy.
Schools failed when they quit starting with the Greeks and Romans. Schools failed when day one wasn't Socrates and the ability to go, "I have no clue, teach me."
Each and every one of you stating facts that there's no way you can know are a violation of all western thought has provided, and fuck, heh. I'll stop there, else, I say something like, "and we are doomed...."
C.S. Lewis was raised by a retired professor and avowed agnostic, who forced him to prove every thought. He said, "talking to him was like eating red meat and drinking strong beer."
I am truly on the fence/bridge with both groups. My stomach is as sickened by those with blind faith in god and those who railing against his existence.
Time for video games and alcohol....
Never heard of a drop bear. Just read the wiki. I assumed initially your dad died some how from spilling his drink....
Are you questioning the ability of /. and its community to aptly address serious issues, such as diet, the environment, existence of god, and how to meet/pickup women? Doest thou not know the power of the brain and the ability of geeks -- who can code -- to manage the rest of life?...
One should never argue by analogy as it gets tossed back as if from a jiu jitsu master, but you can't help it. And if there is a god and if religions are correct that he/she/it will hold us accountable for some reason or other, then yes, he/she/it is like a cop.
/queue Matthew Arnold....
If not, then
But as one atheist scholar said of the books written by religious authors: "why must these christians be so darned good at writing?..."
You just described my entire family....
"I bought an ant farm once. Those fellas didn't grow shit...." --Mitch Hedberg
My god is crom. He lives on his craggy mountain, and laughs his head off when my women die, and all my gold goes to the bottom of the sea. I pray to him for help, but if he doesn't help me, well, to hell with you crom!!!
Why is it that one must "hear the voice of God" to be a believer? Some mad men hear voices claiming there is no God. Again, it's the logic set that's broke here....
I for one believe in ETL. Whether a voice tells me that or not is irrelevant. Some folks need stuffed-shirts in order to win an argument, and never realize that, that's all they're doing -- beating up a stuffed shirt....
I've read a lot on Sagan's beliefs in ET, and they were hopeful to the full extent of what one hopes to find -- he was quite the zealot on the matter ("Contact"?).
"Belief" needs to be understood firstly, and I'm not sure I care to describe it further, other than referring to Descartes, who pretty much simplified the matter to its full extent. That being said, yes, even saying, "I don't know" is a belief. I believe I don't know.
Trust me, I'm married, and had to come home and get busted with lipstick in strange places. I can firmly tell you, that saying, "I don't know" is an avid belief. "Honey, I believe I really don't know." There's no way in hell I was gonna say, "I'm not sure what I believe regarding that lipstick stain...."
Concur. I believe my house will be there when I leave work and go home. It might not be. I could have been acid tripping all day that I had a house. Wtf is reality? I once saw a catholic lady cry because some asshat needed to convince her that it was nuts to pray to Mary. I think praying to Mary is idiocy, but wtf destroy some poor soul who wants to believe otherwise? Hell, there could be. To wit I say, "pray to Mary for me too! And hurry!"
The first problem is a problem of communication: that neither side is open enough to listen to the other. I've often found myself on the fence, but the arrogance and condescension of the butthole representing either theism or atheism serves as nothing but a stumbling block. First, get over yourself (general "yourself" there), then, let's talk. Better yet, let's drink a 12 pack and talk, cuz you're waaay to uptight to take seriously....
"It is arrogant to assume there isn't life outside our planet." --Carl Sagan
A belief is a belief is a belief. Sagan admitted, he no empirical evidence of this, but, only believed. If there is not any other life in the universe other than on earth (and I hope there is), then Carl's belief in ET is as nutty as any other.
I appreciate the believer -- whether it be the agnostic, the atheist or the Muslim. What I do not appreciate are those who reject others for not believing the same thing. And I feel sad for the arrogant, who look down on those who are _not_ in sync with what they claim are the "right" beliefs.
To quote Lewis responding to a letter by a self-avowed atheist: "As a former atheist I have to say you, Sir, are not one. You are a God hater, and a God hater is not necessarily an athiest...."
Cartwright: But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?
[Evil blows him up]
Evil: That's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert: Because you...
Evil: Shut up, I'm speaking rhetorically.
Supreme Being: Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
-Time Bandits
Evil: What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
Baxi Brazilia III: But He created you, Evil One.
Evil: What did you say?
Baxi Brazilia III: Well He created you, so He can't be entirely...
Evil: [Blows Baxi to bits] Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. *I* am all powerful!
Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time? Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim... -Time Bandits
The cops are invisible until they show up....
I got arrested traveling through Arkansas once. They got me for contraband. I had a bunch of books. I got off on a technicality: no one could prove they were books....
"The mobile component, which targeted Symbian Series 60 devices or BlackBerrys, intercepted one-time passcodes used to verify transactions."
So that thing can be used for banking too? Huh, I'll tell my wife....