"I've found that football is the best thing to watch delayed. For a 12:00 (CST) game, I'll start watching at 2:30pm and watch the whole thing (without missing a play) in less than 45 minutes..finishing the same time as everyone else.
Just after each play, I hit the quickskip (30 sec) and the offense will be coming out of the huddle... ahh.. perfect."
Dude, you're missing SO MUCH of the football game if you really do this.
I remember an ad for some pill or something -- actually, it might have been for Olestra (that no-fat fat that they make those no-fat chips and Doritos in) that warned of "anal leakage." I shit you not.
NEXIUM is the little purple pill? I thought that was Prilosec? Or was it Viagra? All I know is, there's a little purple pill out there, and i NEED it!!!! All I have to do is ask my Doctor about it, then I can have it!
What would we all do without prescription drug ads? All I know about Prilosec is that it will allow me to dance in beautiful landscapes with flowing robe/cape type garments flowing beautifully about me in the wind (which also beautifully blows my beautiful hair about).
"Shouldn't this be in the Your Rights Online section? Obviously the constitutional rights of this poor thief have been grossly violated by the mean FBI guys"
How did this get modded down? It's a perfectly good point, and one I would have voiced had the poster not done so. Or has a "well-turned, insightful, pointed sarcasm" negative moderation category been added since the last time I had mod points?
Yes, you fucking lib, peace IS wonderful, but at what price? The price Zion pays is living in peace with the knowledge that the rest of humanity (99%?) is living in slavery to the machines. The price of the peace you would choose for us is "peace" under militant Islamist rule. Fuck your peace.
Because when I'm waiting for a meeting to start, I'd feel like a real asshole whipping out a Gameboy. At least maybe SOMEONE in the room will think I'm using my Palm for legitimate reasons!
Terry McAuliffe was stupid enough to be caught so blatantly, and yet none of the "biased liberal media" outlets have even mentioned his shenanigans with Global Crossings.
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Middle-eastern proverb: A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, but a melon for ecstasy. "
Dude, that's a fuckin' SICK sig. Unless you're just using it to point out how fucked up people from the Middle East are, then, it's cool.
Make sure and take note of Zeinfeld's unwritten point that only Rebuplicans are corrupt. I'm sure that Gore raised all of his money from "benificent philanthropists".
Wow, you ARE a fucking asshole, aren't you? How can you stand to communicate in English, given your (vulgar) views? I sure the fuck hope we never learn your identity. Your cute little picture will have its insides on the outside then.
Wow! The one person I've seen with a higher user number than me is Michael Moore! Makes you wonder if he just signed on to post his ridiculous bullshit, then won't ever come back...
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"I've found that football is the best thing to watch delayed. For a 12:00 (CST) game, I'll start watching at 2:30pm and watch the whole thing (without missing a play) in less than 45 minutes..finishing the same time as everyone else. Just after each play, I hit the quickskip (30 sec) and the offense will be coming out of the huddle... ahh.. perfect."
Dude, you're missing SO MUCH of the football game if you really do this.
I remember an ad for some pill or something -- actually, it might have been for Olestra (that no-fat fat that they make those no-fat chips and Doritos in) that warned of "anal leakage." I shit you not.
NEXIUM is the little purple pill? I thought that was Prilosec? Or was it Viagra? All I know is, there's a little purple pill out there, and i NEED it!!!! All I have to do is ask my Doctor about it, then I can have it!
What would we all do without prescription drug ads? All I know about Prilosec is that it will allow me to dance in beautiful landscapes with flowing robe/cape type garments flowing beautifully about me in the wind (which also beautifully blows my beautiful hair about).
Yeah, we all know what McDonalds -- and every other national business -- produces. The pain will be felt most by the local advertisers.
My new MPC (formerly Micron) laptop is a "T2000." Should I be proud, or afraid?
"Shouldn't this be in the Your Rights Online section?
Obviously the constitutional rights of this poor thief have been grossly violated by the mean FBI guys"
How did this get modded down? It's a perfectly good point, and one I would have voiced had the poster not done so. Or has a "well-turned, insightful, pointed sarcasm" negative moderation category been added since the last time I had mod points?
"Just some friendly words of advice so you don't go putting your foot in your mouth again."
Actually, that should be "putting your foot INTO your mouth again."
Thanks
Yes, you fucking lib, peace IS wonderful, but at what price? The price Zion pays is living in peace with the knowledge that the rest of humanity (99%?) is living in slavery to the machines. The price of the peace you would choose for us is "peace" under militant Islamist rule. Fuck your peace.
When I first read this, I'll admit, I was a little alarmed. Then it occurred to me -- no one is ever going to check my citations, anyway!
ahem, for the record: "I ALSO would not make a good fit as President of Boston College." May I have my check now, please?
I'm sorry. I'll take the -1. I LIKE IT TOO!!!!!
Because when I'm waiting for a meeting to start, I'd feel like a real asshole whipping out a Gameboy. At least maybe SOMEONE in the room will think I'm using my Palm for legitimate reasons!
MOD PARENT UP!!! First conservative I've seen on slashdot! Must encourage his continued involvement!
Terry McAuliffe was stupid enough to be caught so blatantly, and yet none of the "biased liberal media" outlets have even mentioned his shenanigans with Global Crossings.
"-- Middle-eastern proverb: A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, but a melon for ecstasy. " Dude, that's a fuckin' SICK sig. Unless you're just using it to point out how fucked up people from the Middle East are, then, it's cool.
Make sure and take note of Zeinfeld's unwritten point that only Rebuplicans are corrupt. I'm sure that Gore raised all of his money from "benificent philanthropists".
there are no girls on slashdot! (are there?)
"that boring Rush guy" Proof that you (like 99.9 percent of his detractors) have never, ever, listened to his show.
Actually, that's SEVEN French mathematicians.
Wow, you ARE a fucking asshole, aren't you? How can you stand to communicate in English, given your (vulgar) views? I sure the fuck hope we never learn your identity. Your cute little picture will have its insides on the outside then.
you're not "a little naive," you're a fucking retard.
For a minute there I thought Saddam had deleted your blog!
Wow! The one person I've seen with a higher user number than me is Michael Moore! Makes you wonder if he just signed on to post his ridiculous bullshit, then won't ever come back...
Gee, Michael, you're right. Our president is a raving lunatic and Saddam Hussein is the messiah. Thanks for showing us the light, as usual.