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The Future of Battlefield Robots

Alien54 writes "The Pentagon is drafting the Segway two-wheeled scooter as part of a plan to develop battlefield robots that think on their own and communicate with troops. Dean Kamen, the Segway's inventor, says he had no qualms about enlisting his brainchild into the military."

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  1. Brockman by Xeth · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new walking killbot overlords.

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    1. Re:Brockman by October_30th · · Score: 4, Funny
      Just make sure the killbots have a preset kill limit...

      "Zapp: You see Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them. Until they reached their limit and shutdown. Kif. Show them the medal I won. [Kif sighs and points to a medal on Zapp's uniform.] Afterwards the Killbots were actually quite friendly. Right Corpse-A-Tron?"

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    2. Re:Brockman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging from the few times I've seen Segways, they're much closer to Hedonism-bot than a product of Cyberdyne systems.

    3. Re:Brockman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have to make sure there's no overflow problem past 2^32....

    4. Re:Brockman by Xeth · · Score: 1
      Dear mods:

      How can the first post be redundant?

      Just wondering...

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    5. Re:Brockman by SteelRat · · Score: 1

      "yes. it was fortunate that the robot overlord did not buy an unlimited kill user license, else we would have been in real trouble."

  2. Short Circuit by xirtam_work · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jonny Five is alive!

    1. Re:Short Circuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nooooo disassemble

      Wouldnt it be cheaper to outsource this to india ( the war that is )

    2. Re:Short Circuit by PaneerParantha · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I remember correctly, one of the chief characters in that movie was an Indian. Kept saying "yaar" (buddy) all the time.

    3. Re:Short Circuit by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Johnny 5 *may* be alive, especially if you follow this link

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  3. Doesn't seem very likely by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    By the time battlefield robots are feasible for use, the Segway technology will almost certainly be outdated and/or improved upon.

    I would at least hope for something a bit more speedy/agile. Seems like these things would be overpriced tin cans used for RPG round practice in the field.

    1. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by muffen · · Score: 3, Funny

      I totally agree... these things are too slow. You can get away from them if you have a normal bike.

      I'm sure the internal name for this project is Skynet. Lucky Arnie's a governour now, maybe he can stop the blast this time :)

    2. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Beardydog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IIRC , the 12 mph limit isn't inherent to the design, but added in to keep them sidewalk-legal.

      Is there a more embarassing death than being mowed down by a hotrod geek-scooter?

    3. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      these things are too slow. You can get away from them if you have a normal bike.

      Not if they have machine guns on them, you can't.

    4. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    5. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      Segway technology will almost certainly be outdated

      We can only hope. The current president has already proved himself too stupid to use an unarmed version of Segway technology safely. Imagine what he could do with one with guns?!

    6. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine the outcry in the US if there was a qualification process for the new technology, like there is with Segway (where you have to go off for that training course before getting one).

      "No, I'm sorry George. Until you can get around the circuit on a regular Segway, safely, you don't get the one with guns."

      "But you've given one to the... to the... FRENCH!"

      "Yes, George. That's because Mr. Chirac can ride it safely. He also tends to start less wars than you. All in all, a much safer user. Now calm down and have a pretzel."

    7. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      I think Mr. Garrison's "IT" was much more speedy and agile.

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    8. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes. The old Bush is stupid argument.

      And yet, they turn around, and argue he conspired this entire war, and some go as far to say he conspired 9/11.

      Can't have it both ways, commies.

    9. Re:Doesn't seem very likely by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      No, you misunderstand. He didn't conspire the war, his buddies did.

  4. Iron Giants! by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it particularly amusing that Cartoon Network just had/is having an Iron Giant marathon and this article shows up. :)

  5. MechWarrior by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want the army to have battle mechs. Nuff said

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    1. Re:MechWarrior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is there no "i so fucking agree with you" category to mod people up?

      other than the commonly used insightful.

  6. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by KeeperS · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you."

  7. Just control the machines by magical22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead of re inventing the wheel, just create a device that you can turn the machines of todays society against the enemy... who needs a segway when you can just have it pitch a pepsi into the head of someone!

    1. Re:Just control the machines by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      One of the growing sources of trojan worms these day are spammers. Not content with finding the many open proxies out there, they use trojans to create zombie armies of machines for their use in spamming and DDoS attacks.

      I can just see it, a squad of armed zombie segways breaking down the door to tell me about their blue penis pills...

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  9. Fly on the wall... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The scene: a dim room in the Pentagon, two generals are sharing a bottle of malt with an admiral.

    "Just imagine: a robot army that can think for itself, stand upright, speak clear English..."

    "It sounds like a dream, but with those new scooters, it could happen."

    "At last, an Army we control..."

    "... no more drugs, booze,..."

    "... or sleep, even!"

    "There's the problem of terrain..."

    "Yes, those wheels don't work well in brush."

    "Maybe we can make them larger? Like HUGE?"

    "Self-balancing tanks? Sounds interesting..."

    "... and expensive. I like it."

    "... and then we can keep the scooters for backup"

    "You mean 'OPERATION NO DISSENT'?"

    "Most of our cities are 'wheelchair friendly' already"

    "Excellent. And we can just use the tanks in the others."

    "Bottle's empty. MAJOR! MORE MALT!"

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    1. Re:Fly on the wall... by adun · · Score: 1

      A military is hardly a place for dissent. As a vetern of our country's Army (oh no, he's biased! and stupid!), I feel I am entitled to bitch and complain about the state of our armed forces in an informed manner. While no system is perfect, it is my sincerest belief that you will not readily find a more effective meritocracy, free from the constraints of race and creed.

      And yes, I am aware of the dismal state of CIS in the military. And while I have no response to a training manual that claims 5 1/2" floppy disks are an "emerging technology," I can tell you that as an 11 Bravo, my opinions and suggestions were welcomed with a large neon sign and a warm smile.

    2. Re:Fly on the wall... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1
      I can tell you that as an 11 Bravo, my opinions and suggestions were welcomed with a large neon sign and a warm smile.


      "Hey, Top, looks like we've got a lot of mud here. How about I dig some holes in it?"

      "That's a great idea, Private!"

      ;)
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    3. Re:Fly on the wall... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "As a vetern of our country's Army (oh no, he's biased! and stupid!)"

      Wow. You provide your own insulting comeback post.

      Interestingly, no one seems to have been ready to call you biased and stupid. You seem to think that the liberal knownothings are ready to spit on you and call you names.

      Um, nope. So you make up a strawman to make it seem that you are under attack.

      Defensive, much? I'd not mention it, but since you made such a point of your persecution, I have to make a point of the mythology massively accepted by members of the military, the belief that nasty liberals are out to defame you at any opportunity.

      Started, as I recall, with the "civilian hippies spit on our brave boys" meme during Vietnam.

      I recall an investigative reporter about 15 years ago (HARD to research the source now) who tried to track down these legions of spitters. Almost every story he tracked down turned out to be a I-heard-it-from-some-guy-who-heard-it-from-some-gu y thing. He found a couple of incidents that actually were true. The rest were mythology, a dearly held set of beliefs of most military men.

      I impugne the motives of those who spread that meme originally. They have instilled it deeply into the ranks today; all my military friends think that civilians think them stupid, etc.

      As for the spitting, etc. Exactly how long would your average spitter have lasted against a just-returned Marine who just got off a year's tour of duty in Vietnam? All such stories should end with, "and then I broke his spine".

      Listen. Damn near everyone holds nothing but respect for you, who gives your time and maybe someday your life for your country. They always have. They have deep knowledge, however, that your civilian leaders, and some of your top military leaders, have absolutely led you into idiot wars, and are doing so today.

      Don't confuse contempt for the Bushies for contempt for you. No one is calling you stupid, and no one is calling you biased.

      But. YOUR attitude IS biased. Root out this belief that you are under attack. The press is not your enemy, civilians are not your enemy. You really don't have any enemies, not worth mentioning.

      What you DO when you are ordered to do so is different than who you ARE. Intelligent people do understand the difference.

    4. Re:Fly on the wall... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Someone who uses the biased term, "Bushies", accusing others of bias? Pot, kettle, dark color.

      And then you trot out the old Vietnam relic of hippies spitting on servicemen. Which, as you state, was discovered to be true!

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    5. Re:Fly on the wall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meritocracy, not so much...
      I'm also a veteran and can tell you that a lot of people got out(opted not to be a lifer) because of favoritism.

  10. one problem by mrsev · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian........ In the middle east a shepard has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. Enemy troops has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. This seems to me to be another pentagon wanking fantasy. (Now for the offtopic rant part....)Then again this has never troubled the US forces. (see. Panama, Sudan, Afganistan, Iraq, Korea, Vietnam). If only they were to spend as much money and effort on peace. With this you even create new customers for you products.

    1. Re:one problem by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian........
      Well, "Shoot them all, and let God/Allah/Jehova/Superman sort them out."
    2. Re:one problem by p2sam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Replace the word "robot" with "US soldier", and your post still makes sense. I find it interesting the media keep us abreast with daily reports on troop casualties, but fail to report on civilian casualties.

    3. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like 'Nam. Use free-fire zones. If it moves, it's an enemy.

    4. Re:one problem by Fulkkari · · Score: 3, Informative
      How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian

      Why should you? I didn't see any mention about it doing any shooting. They only mentioned using it for transport, like taking injured soldiers to safty. If something, maybe they have an algorithm how to take cover, but that's about it, I think. This isn't the movies, you know...

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    5. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian........ In the middle east a shepard has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. Enemy troops has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. This seems to me to be another pentagon wanking fantasy. (Now for the offtopic rant part....)Then again this has never troubled the US forces. (see. Panama, Sudan, Afganistan, Iraq, Korea, Vietnam). If only they were to spend as much money and effort on peace. With this you even create new customers for you products.

      ROFL. Let's put it another way, how do you tell a human soldier the difference between an enemy and a civilian, when neither wears a uniform and either might be armed? At night, using night vision equipment? (For a robot, our soldiers are a relatively easy problem, it will involve IFF procedures and probably be more foolproof than with human troops/error.)

      Here's the algorithm:
      1) Robot detects a non-US-soldier in it's field of regard (possibly 360 degrees).
      2) Robot blasts out, in the local vernacular at 120 db "ON THE GROUND NOW OR YOU DIE!"
      3) If the intruders do anything besides start laying down on the ground within two seconds, a hypervelocity 5 mm. round strikes "upside the head". (No overpenetration and collateral damage with this type of round.)
      4) Humans are called in to evaluate the situation.

      In situations involving groups of people, the robot can break out the heavy weapons, designate laser guided artillery or bombs, or just call in satellite guided air support. BTW, any of these activities could involve a "human in the loop" if there are sufficient humans and good communications.

      At any rate, I find this a highly plausible scenario that will likely happen within 20 years on the ground. (It will take a while due to power source constraints.) It is already happening today, in the air, with a "human in the loop". See Predator.

      The main key is keeping the robots stupid enough that they don't develop true initiative. ;-)

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    6. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You say our new Homeland Security Droids can't tell an enemy from a civilian?

      That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!

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    7. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with reporting a civilian casualtie is the fact that the persons mother/brother/sister/father will scream to the news people that their loved one was a civilian and how could the US do this to them. If a tape just happens to pop up as a training video showing that same person attacking US forces then suddenly he's a martyr. All to often the 'civilian' only stays as such part time when it suits his needs.

      To bring up an example recently a house was flattened by the US military and people arrested. The 'civilian' family left over say they couldn't understand why this happened to them and that they were innocent. Only after prodding by other locals did they mutter 'Damned truck', refering to the truck with concealed weapons storage that had been found next to their house.

      And sadly even trying to report 12 year olds as civilian casualties is a bit difficult do the fact that I can not begin to count the number of times video of children packing ak-47's has been blasted at me in the tv. Perhaps somehow they think a child with a weapon can not be shot at?

    8. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      And sadly even trying to report 12 year olds as civilian casualties is a bit difficult do the fact that I can not begin to count the number of times video of children packing ak-47's has been blasted at me in the tv. Perhaps somehow they think a child with a weapon can not be shot at?

      There was a story on the news yesterday of a 7 year old child getting shot (in the foot, fortunately for him) after he pointed an AK-47 at U.S. troops.

      Sad, but unavoidable.

      It would be nice if the military had "phasers on stun" but so far no suitable tech has emerged.

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    9. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't the movies, you know...

      Not yet.

    10. Re:one problem by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      An enemy is anyone who doesnt have an implanted RFID tag silly!

    11. Re:one problem by ultrasound · · Score: 1

      Score: -1, total bollocks

      your algorithm is already applied by US troops, hence the number of 'friendly-fire' incidents.

      The idea of dumbing things down to the levels that a simple rule based system can handle is just scary. The addition of a (probably remote) human in the loop, e.g.to authorise weapons use is far less desirable than having a real person on the ground. There is no way a remote operator can get the same feel for things.

      Remote operation of Predator is not such a great leap from a piloted vehicle as pilots already rely on a great deal of computer generated information for the flight and attack decisions. Moving to on the ground action where you are fighting human beings rather than other machines brings a much greater need for interpersonal skills, especially when there refugees, local civilians etc mixed up with the 'enemy combatants'.

      Sadly I think you are right, the Pentagon will push this sort of technology onto the battlefield relatively quickly. And the results will be a great increase in the number of friendlies and neutrals accidentially killed.

    12. Re:one problem by qwave54 · · Score: 0

      Yea, but next thing you know you'll see a robot transporting what it thinks to be an injured soldier, which is actually a suicide bomber faking it, right into the middle of the base.
      And then, of course, there's skynet to think about ......

    13. Re:one problem by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian........ In the middle east a shepard has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. Enemy troops has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov.

      You call anyone with a Kalishnikov an enemy and kill them all. Don't want to get killed? Leave your AK in your hut, bury it under a rock, but if you carry it, expect to get engaged as a combatant. Combatants carry weapons, non-combatants don't.

      Allowing non-combatants to carry arms only creates the situations where troops kill civilians.

    14. Re:one problem by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Ouch, ouch, ouch. You are so right.

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    15. Re:one problem by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      This is too complicated. Really, the solution is much simpler: sell the enemy battlefield robots too.

      If you do this, you benefit two ways: first, you make money from the deal. This helps the economy, which may help defer the costs of waging war in the first place. Second: the war becomes a war between robots. No humans are killed. So those namby-pamby war-is-bad let's-just-be-nice-to-one-another liberals will have nothing to complain about.

      Robots just need to seek out enemy robots and destroy them using, I don't know, buzz-saws and stuff. This, actually, will be easier than building them to destroy humans because you'll be able to build the robots in such a way that they can recognize one-another, so, for example, a US Robot, on seeing a Iraqi Republican Guard Robot, can destroy it, but if the US Robot detects a British robot, it can destroy it.

      At some point in the future, we can have all wars fought robot-to-robot and take humans out of the loop completely. If we're really intelligent, we'll fight them on other planets, so there's no risk of anyone getting hurt if the war gets out of hand. Then, when we're used to fighting wars this way, we can make them cheaper - perhaps run them as interactive simulations Unreal Tournament style (the UN, as a neutral body, will, of course, need to manage the servers.)

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    16. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they're carrying AK-47s? What then?

    17. Re:one problem by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 4, Funny

      But how on earth will he heard his sheep without an assault rifle?

    18. Re:one problem by snyps · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the us military: they will make anything into a weapon.

    19. Re:one problem by trompete · · Score: 1

      Thank you. You have made me laugh on this dreary morning.

    20. Re:one problem by fmileto · · Score: 1

      It is already happening today, in the air, with a "human in the loop". See Predator.

      Good point, why not have these Segway soldiers remote control like the Predator? They could save countless lives and One soldier from a remote spot could control a 20 Segway platoon .

    21. Re:one problem by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      How do you explain to a robot the difference between an enemy and a civilian........ In the middle east a shepard has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov. Enemy troops has a beard, a turban and a kalashnikov.

      Human infantry will have exactly the same problem- the difficulty of recognizing enemies isn't unique to robotics. (In fact, the currently active and near-future battlefield robots all use remotely-viewed cameras to detect targets, so its still a human who makes the decision)

      A battlefield robot may be LESS likely to kill the wrong target for several reasons:
      1) US soldiers can rarely speak Arabic. They can't talk to strangers they meet. One translator could stand by to assist the operators of 40 RC robots whenever they need to listen to someone.

      2) The most important reason, by far: An AK47 cannot kill a robot. Neither can a Stinger, or a hydrogen bomb. There's no lives at risk. An infantry platoon that comes upon an armed stranger will have an inclination to shoot him out of self defense. A robot has no fear of death, and won't open fire on a dark flicker that might be a sniper, or a farmer who made a rapid grab into the back of a truck. (In jargon, a robot would operate at a lower force protection posture than DIs)

      For the US military, losing millions of dollars in high-tech hardware is perfectly fine if it protects the troops. (And hey, then they need to buy more robots, which feeds the defense contractors and spurs the economy!)

    22. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Non-leathal is the answer? That will only strengthen their resolve. They think they can win. They don't understand us, and our policy of escalation. Our notions of fairness in killing are by no means universal. It's more than a little arrogant to assume they are, or even should be.

      Fair to them, merciful to them, is a quick and brutal conquest. A real conquering where the assholes, and people who look like them, know them, and are related to or have dealings with them are killed. No fuss, no muss. Leaving only the people known to be good, and a box of undecideds. If the force and decision is so fast and overwhelming, the idea of resistance will melt away.

      They don't understand the American reaction to black hawk down. (1. Nuke the mud sucking ungreatful fucks, 2. crack upen a cold one., 3. Profit.)

      Be clear, be consistant, be as fair as possible, be swift, be decisive, be brutal, be unappologetic. While politicians might not have the stomach, and much of the world preferes their bloodletting be done in private, I think the American people sans soccer moms have more than a stomach for it. They might even have a taste.

      Stupid parents raise stupid kids. Dangerous parents raise dangerous kids. He's just going to be shot and killed (next time) in a few years. They should have just rounded up his whole family and put them down, MAYBE put the kids in orphaneges, or up for adoption. You think his family blames themselves? The kid? The community? Allah? No. What's the point of pretending he can change, or pretending his family is worth the oxegen they exchange? At best it's a lie we tell ourselves to feel better so we don't have to think about those dark corners of humanity, that to varying degrees exist within everyone.

    23. Re:one problem by kd5ujz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think 2 seconds is too much. If you have ever played at an indoor paintball field that had a close range "give or hurt" rule you would understand. If you run up on someone, and are within 3-5 feet, you must yell give or hurt. If they give up, you let them go, if they do anything else then they are fair game. The problem is that when you first get acquainted with this rule, you end up getting shot a LOT when you give the command. You have to have the gun shouldered, and have a damn good shot on whoever is on the receiving end. Take a deep breath, then give the command. If they so much as twitch you give them a double tap in the leg/lower back. Back to the point, would a robot be able to distinguish between laying down, and extending a weapon? 2 seconds sounds like a long time. I would think that telling them to not move at all, then waiting for a human to neutralize the suspect would be a better idea.

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    24. Re:one problem by nastro · · Score: 1

      The good guys shoot blue lasers, and the bad guys shoot red lasers. The bad guys are usually led by a deep voiced guy with a steel head, or some other such menacing device. They will have a spectacled officer who vaguely looks like a dominatrix, and most of their leaders wear masks and talk to themselves at great length.

    25. Re:one problem by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      As a US SOLDIER myself, and a member of the 3rd Infantry Division that just returned from Iraq, I take pretty serious offense to your remark. We take extreme care in the field to avoid civilian casualties, even at the risk of our own lives and/or positions. It's sad that you feel it's ok to sit at your computer and ruminate about what happens in a place you know little about.

    26. Re:one problem by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      As a member of the 3rd Infantry Division that just returned from Iraq, I take pretty serious offense to your remark. We take extreme care in the field to avoid civilian casualties, even at the risk of our own lives and/or positions. Until you know what you're talking about, feel free to take your hands off the keyboard.

    27. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so Americanshave a constitionally guaranteed right to bear arms in their own country, and this is a good thing, but no way can Johnny Foreigner be allowed that same right in his own country?

    28. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also watch out for a repeated situation where the second in command is killed in a brutal way and replaced every time there's a minor set back.

    29. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so glad they have good, solid, Internet connections out in Iraq, 'cos otherwise you wouldn't have been able to post pretty much every week for the last six months...

    30. Re:one problem by dwillden · · Score: 1
      This is the us military: they will make anything into a weapon.
      Hmm... I don't recall seeing any training materials on how to utilize my Combat Lifesaver (CLS) bag as a weapon. And I've yet to see a laptop equipped with any kind of firearm.

      On the other hand though, I would like to see how the segway's stabilization system would hold up to the recoil of a Ma Deuce .50 cal. "let alone deal with balancing the weight of one mounted in a way that left room for a passenger.

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    31. Re:one problem by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Good Point, those shepards often require a firearm to protect their herds from two- and/or four-legged predators. Often the two-legged ones may be the so-called combatants the Segway-Soldiers(TM) are looking for. So our simple non-combatant herder has to carry a useable firearm to protect his life and livelyhood. And the most affordable and effective firearm is the said kalisnikov rifle with it's famous bannan clip.

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    32. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, imbecile

    33. Re:one problem by Glytch · · Score: 1

      This, actually, will be easier than building them to destroy humans because you'll be able to build the robots in such a way that they can recognize one-another, so, for example, a US Robot, on seeing a Iraqi Republican Guard Robot, can destroy it, but if the US Robot detects a British robot, it can destroy it.

      And that's a change from standard US military tactics, how?

    34. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      your algorithm is already applied by US troops, hence the number of 'friendly-fire' incidents.

      Er, not it's not...but what "friendly fire" incidents are you referring to specifically? As soon as you respond, I will as well...

      TIA!

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    35. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      I think 2 seconds is too much. If you have ever played at an indoor paintball field that had a close range "give or hurt" rule you would understand. If you run up on someone, and are within 3-5 feet, you must yell give or hurt. If they give up, you let them go, if they do anything else then they are fair game.

      The first point I would make is that we're risking robot life, not human life. If those challenged don't respond, and after two seconds(!) don't respond by at least being non-aggressive, then I'd say they should be liable for return fire.

      One thing that may not have been clear from my (possibly patented by now;) algorithm is that if say, muzzle flash is observed from the vicinity of the subjects, they can count on a fast track to the afterlife. Muzzle flash is a very detectable thing for EO sensors.

      Bear in mind that under current rules of engagement Allied soldiers likely have to observe hostile fire before engaging anyhow...

      I hope that clears things up. :-)

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    36. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      What Non-leathal is the answer?

      No, the answer IMNSHO is:

      1) Letting them know they can't win.
      2) Showing them there is a better way.
      3) Convincing them that people with a different viewpoint have a right to live and find happiness.

      You know, all the things we know here in the States. :-)

      Game over.

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    37. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how you choose US forces selectively. Not as if the hundreds of thousands of civilians killed in non-US related fronts, such as the numerous civil wars in Africa, the Laos and related peninsula engagements, etc. etc. Some of these conflicts have killed as many civilians as some major US military engagements alone.

      If you even bothered to do a valid comparison, in terms of scope, the US military involvement in civilian casualities PALES in comparison. Similarly, the precision of the US military is far higher and, notably, our civilian casualty count far less (plus, the US attempts to count up these casualty rates--when was the last time you saw an African civil war where the offensive launching group even bothered to count? I thought so.). (And yes, a tree that falls in a forest with no one around does make sound.)

      Oh, btw, it does trouble the US forces, a lot, as well as the US people, a lot, and the US government, a lot. Hell, even if you just believe the US is "about entertainment, then blowing civilians up is a PR problem. Thinking otherwise makes you look like a moronic idiot. But then again, you knew that, but wanted to make your disingenuous point anyways because you probably blame the US for something or other because you want to, not because you have a damn good reason.

    38. Re:one problem by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Ought to weed out the hearing-impaired locals, anyway. =]

    39. Re:one problem by p2sam · · Score: 1

      What do you want a fucking medal?!! It's your JOB to avoid civilian casualties. It's your JOB to avoid friendly fires.

      Great job bombing those Marxist Canadians btw.

    40. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, while the enemies bio-attack wipes out 80% of your population. Robotic soliders are as outdated as the conflicts which they will fight.

      Future conflict will solely be decided by intelligence and counter intelligence as the weapons of war with expoential kill capacities come into the reach of the moderately wealthly.

      -ddn

    41. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to click on his posting history and work out for yourself whether or not he's been in a place whose telecommunications infrastructure has been wrecked and thus without practical access to the Internet for more than a week in the last six months...

    42. Re:one problem by swb · · Score: 1

      Ok, so Americanshave a constitionally guaranteed right to bear arms in their own country, and this is a good thing, but no way can Johnny Foreigner be allowed that same right in his own country?

      Not during a state of active combat. The rules of orderly civil society don't apply during a time of war. Even in the US they didn't apply, despite the fact that the US did not host an active field of battle.

    43. Re:one problem by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, while the enemies bio-attack wipes out 80% of your population. Robotic soliders are as outdated as the conflicts which they will fight.

      A large-scale attack against a civilian population is only one type of war, among many.

      Those robotic soldiers would sure be handy in Iraq about now... ;-)

      It should also be pointed out that such a bio-attack might affect your human soldiers, but not your robotic ones. Same for virtually all chem weapons. Plus, training time is much less for a new robotic troops, as is the time to replace one if it becomes a casualty (a few days vs. 18 years;).

      I'm sure we'll see who's right over the next couple of decades... ;-)

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    44. Re:one problem by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was lucky to get net access sometimes during my tour. You may, of course, be referring to postings made by my brother Chris, as we share the same account.

    45. Re:one problem by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      I don't recall seeing any training materials on how to utilize my Combat Lifesaver (CLS) bag as a weapon

      I'll ask my grandma to offer training courses for the military; you're obviously unfamiliar with the kind of carnage a ladies' handbag can cause when used to beat a mugger over the head.

      I've yet to see a laptop equipped with any kind of firearm

      Colt .45. Duct Tape. 'Nuf said. Careful about RSI, though.

      ...would hold up to the recoil of a Ma Deuce .50 cal

      Have a look at this.
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    46. Re:one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you fail at number three, and can't agree to disagree what then?

      I'm not saying we've even made a serious attempt at number one (obviously).

      Ultimately, that choice is theirs to make, and theirs alone.

  11. Hmmm by Xeth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On a second look, it appears that these robots do not, in fact, walk. It might've been helpful to read the article. Or the summary. Or something about what the hell a segway is.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by rickbender1940 · · Score: 1

      Come, come, let's not have such high expectations... it could lead to lack of self-esteem later in life

  12. finally by sysopd · · Score: 1

    finally we know the real use for segways. i never bought all of that propaganda for them in the first place since the pogo-ball was imo way cooler. wait.. looks like this idea has its backround at MIT, I guess thats what IT was all about, they just forgot the M.

  13. Cyborg Warriors by Code-Cheetah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So if this project (and others that the US-military is funding), turns out to be succesfull, and allows machines like segway to do most of the tasks humans can do, can we expect them to replace human soldiers? Still I wonder if it wouldn't be bether to equip such machines with more than two wheels... A high center of gravity is good for the robots cameras and sensors, but it also make it easier for enemies to spot it.

    1. Re:Cyborg Warriors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The enemoy will be too busy pissing themselves with laughter

    2. Re:Cyborg Warriors by Fulkkari · · Score: 1
      So if this project (and others that the US-military is funding), turns out to be succesfull, and allows machines like segway to do most of the tasks humans can do, can we expect them to replace human soldiers?

      Not in a while anyways. This project doesn't seem about replacing humans. Instead it just seems to be a project on how to make machines do maintance and such. Instead of having soldiers having heavy backpacks with supplies, this robot just carries them behind and gives them when needed. And if someone gets injured, this robot takes the injured one to safty.

      I would compare this project to a shell script. Instead of having me to do the same sets commands many times I write a shell script that does that for me, so I have one less thing to worry about. That doesn't mean I don't have any work left...

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    3. Re:Cyborg Warriors by Vespillo · · Score: 1

      I'd be funny to see a bunch of marines trying to order a robot around.

      "Ain't you hearing me boy?!? Pick up the damn bags!!!"

      "Error, please restate request."

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    4. Re:Cyborg Warriors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the high centre of gravity means it's liable to fall over a lot. That's why it has to have the gyros.

  14. Big O! by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

    Not quite showtime! I guess even Big O had to come from somewhere...

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  15. Re:haha by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, the humans would be following the robots, carrying spare battery packs and very long cables.

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  16. I have a slight problem with this... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, we will all concede that losing fewer lives is the goal. However, there is one good part about potential losing lives. It is this, the people of your country (assuming that it is a free country) are not going to tolerate unnecessary loss of life. This keeps most leaders from provoking wars unnecessarily. If the cause is to stop Hitler, people understand that we may take heavy losses, but in the end it is worth is.

    If the cause is removing Milosovic from power, people are going to tolerate much fewer losses before they start to demand that we bring our boys home.

    Removing this from the battlefield of the future does two things, one it will allow future world leaders to bully less technically advanced countries even more than they do now and two it will increase the amount of terrorism directed at civilians. If I can't kill your people on the battlefield because there are no "people" on the battlefield, I'll do what I have to do to take the war to your "people".

    We should proceed with caution.

    LK

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    1. Re:I have a slight problem with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should killing assholes be expensive. Seriously, the cheaper it gets, the fewer assholes there are, and the more porn from other lands there will be to enjoy.

    2. Re:I have a slight problem with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, porn...

      Then, yes, when you put it that way, I do support it!

  17. Segway out of this bad idea! by gotpaint32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dean Kamen mades some useful inventions in his time, but the segway just doesn't seem to meet his list of impressive accolades such as the stair climbing wheelchair and dialysis equipment. Now the military has plans to convert this thing into a militray robot, the idea seems a bit too odd to work. As wonderful as the segway may be for paved sidewalks of the United States, these things are far too slow and bulky to be of much use on the battlefield. Using two large wheels, even with gyroscopic assist, is a bad idea for something that should be as adaptable as a battlefield robot. We realized that wheels were a bad solution to handling varied terrain (hence tanks have treads) a long time ago, why is it suddenly fashionable again? Have the laws of physics suddenly changed? The next step in technology should involve robots with legs (similar to insects for most stable configuration). Though not nearly as efficient as wheels on flat terrain it is quite possibly the most adaptable form of locomotion.

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    1. Re:Segway out of this bad idea! by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      The next step in technology should involve robots with legs

      Like this thing?

    2. Re:Segway out of this bad idea! by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      The problem with legs is that they are slower and harder to program. On a battlefield, being slow is bad.

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  18. Given the "intelligence" of the Pentagon's leaders by Genghis9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...what's the point of smart robots?

  19. Re:Given the "intelligence" of the Pentagon's lead by rickbender1940 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the bots will lead a revolution against their masters?

    A Million Machine March on the Pentagon...

  20. ahh but how will this stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


    one man , 500 pounds of C4 and a car from blowing you and your checkpoints to smithereens ?

    it seems there are 2 wars being fought, the fantasy one where USA is fighting this imaginary foe (like aliens or something) which has a technological superiority beyond all measure and therefore the USA must invent the most sophisticated solutions it can find

    and then there is the reality of war which is fighting men who do not wear a uniform with RPG's and donkeys or suicide bombers that look like women or young men and will happily push the button

    perhaps if USA went to war with itself it could test all this crap its spewing out of its R&D , iam just suprised that the population doesnt mind pissing money away on these Contractor-gets-rich-at-taxpayers-expense schemes, then again violence is the last bastion of the stupid.

    enjoy

    1. Re:ahh but how will this stop by krenskeoz · · Score: 1

      Well a guard post and check point situation is seriously obvious point to use them.

      Have your men 50 meters behind (and under armour) 2-5 armoured trash cans at the guard/check/obo point and your men don't die when mr Kamikaze truck blows up the cans. If he tries charging through, the cans have a damn good chance of nailing the vehicle with auto fire and maybe even grenades. The machines have much faster reaction times and will always be ready, no such thing as surprise against a machine.

  21. Are these robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    going to run on Windows CE too?

  22. You have 20 seconds to comply. by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a smart and good man said: "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding... Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them." It seems we'll have to amend his philosophy that "The pioneers of a warless world are the youth that refuse military service." tho.

    As for "The robots would navigate and communicate with each other autonomously, but a human would oversee the whole network.", they'll still get orders from the kind of people who volunteer to join, erm, wait, where's my asbestos suit?

    Old joke -
    Lt: Are they attacking from the east or the south?
    RSHT: Yes.
    Lt: Excuse me?
    RSHT: Sir, yes sir!

    1. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I'm off-topic, then so is the parent post...

      The only problem is that the bad guys aren't nearly as interested in Peace as the rest of us.

      Look at the African warlords as the best example of what happens when power gets into the hands of a few bad guys and there's no one around to shut them up. How long would it take the US or Europe to devolve into similar madness if our strong military/police backed governments were to fall? It's not as if there aren't strong man tactics already being used in first world countries; gangs, drug cartels, organized crime, if not for police and military who would keep them in check? Militia? that's just a disorganized version of the police...

      Who would protect natural resources for plunder? You think the logging companies are bad now... imagine if they had no incentive to follow the rules and simply sold their proceeds to the highest bidder. Now apply that to Everything(TM)

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    2. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As an actual smart person said: Except for ending slavery, communism, facism and nazism, war has never solved anything.

      Peace happened in Germany when we killed those who wanted war; we didn't come to an understanding with them.

      Peace happened in Japan when we killed those who wanted war; we didn't come to an understanding with them.

      Peace will happen in Palestine when we kill those who want war; we cannot come to an understanding with them (hint: it ISN'T the Israelis who want war. The name of the man who wants war starts with Yassar and ends with Arafat.)

      We will have peace in Iraq when we kill those who want war; can't come to an understanding with them.

      This concept is only difficult for people who have adopted moral relativism as their world view.

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    3. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had an account...

      b-baggins would be on the friends list

      parent would be modded up as +gajillion factual

      parent would be modded down redundant

      Seriously, you know you're going to take a lot of crap from the MR crowd, right?
      And that Free Speach shouldn't apply to unpopular ideas like yours? (kidding.)

    4. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Communism was defeated economically, not militarily. Arguably, Nazism/Fascism was defeated through the free flow of information - WWII dealt with the major fascist regimes, but by itself it didn't destroy the ideologies. The widespread dissemination of pictures from Auchwitz made it impossible for fascist groups in Europe to gain any strength for decades afterwards.

      WW-II was to do with dealing with an active threat. It was Hilter who waged war on Czechoslovakia and Poland, and Japan that attacked the US - it was the axis powers therefore that were the aggressors, the forces that prosecuted the war. What Britain and America did fell under the heading "self defense".

      As far as the comment about Arafat goes, given the frequent suicide bombings I have to assume that, by and large, the Palestinians aren't going to suddenly be at peace with the country that currently occupies the land they live on simply because one of their leaders is dead. This is particularly the case as the PLO, while obnoxious, isn't even the worst of the various violent Palestinian groups by a long shot. Much of the peace process was undermined because Arafat didn't control every element on the Palestinian side.

    5. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Peace happened in Germany when we killed those who wanted war; we didn't come to an understanding with them.

      Wrongo. Germany was a democracy. War was favored by a majority of the population.

      The majority of the population was not killed. They came to an understanding while staring into machinegun barrels.

      Peace happened in Japan when we killed those who wanted war; we didn't come to an understanding with them.

      Wrongo again. The majority of the nation wanted war. They weren't killed; they came to an understand while glancing upwards for more atom bombs.

      it ISN'T the Israelis who want war.

      It also WASN'T the Germans who wanted WWII. Conquerors never want war; they prefer the invaded nation to roll over and give up the territory without a fight.

    6. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Peace will come when we kill those who want war...

      By that reasoning, war could just as easily be averted by killing the parent poster. Interesting.

      As an actual smart person said: Except for ending slavery, communism, facism and nazism, war has never solved anything.

      Tragically, there isn't another smart person around to explain the concept of rhetoric. It is unfortunately true that war is sometimes made necessary. The actions by Axis powers in World War II the parent cites certainly fit the bill--a war of aggression and conquest.

      Israel and Palestine are a very complicated situation--I think that you will find those who thirst for war on both sides. You will also find people who hunger for peace.

      Iraq is interesting. There is no evidence that Iraq planned a terrorist attack (past or future) on the United States. There is still no indication that they possessed weapons of mass destruction. The United States invaded in overwhelming force, and is now fighting to install a new government. Their government was objectionable in the extreme--corrupt, violent, and cruel--but this hasn't prompted a U.S. invasion anywhere else. (East Timor? Afganistan before September 11?)

      Regarding slavery--perhaps it took war to end the abhorrent practice in the United States. Many other countries managed to legislated it out of existence without violent upheaval. Canada comes to mind, it being one of the destinations to which American slaves used to escape.

      Communism wasn't brought to an end through warfare. (Unless, perhaps, one chooses to consider the crippling economic effects of funding a Cold War.)

      War is an tool though which policy, economic, and social chage may be implemented. It is, however, a tragically blunt instrument. To assume that it is the only tool in the box--the only way to solve conflicts of ideology--is both absurd and acutely dangerous.

      Northern Ireland has not yet dissolved in civil war, though disagreement still exists--as do individuals prepared to kill, prepared for war. Should the powers-that-be give up and invade the country? Impose British rule and an Anglican theocracy because it seems the fastest and most permanent solution?

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      ~Idarubicin
    7. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! My name's Yassarmai Havanutherarafat, you insensitive clod!

    8. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your Sir are a fool, No the israeli's don't want war, they just want to kill off every Palestinian on the west bank. It's kind of like someone else, who was it? Who wanted to kill off a whole group of people? HITLER maybe? Or perhaps more accurately Heinrich Himmler?

      The homeland of the Palestinian people was stolen outright by the Brittish and given to the Israelis, and you're faulting them for not wanting to lay down and DIE?

    9. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by lommer · · Score: 1

      Wrongo. Germany was a democracy. War was favored by a majority of the population.

      WRONG. The Nazi party was elected by the popular majority, sure. However, they passed an act called the enabling act which effectively disbanded the Reichstag (german parliament), gaving them absolute control of the government. They passed this act only by having a lot of armed "brown shirts" (SA) standing around and coercing the public representatives to vote in favour of it.

      Wrongo again. The majority of the nation wanted war. They weren't killed; they came to an understand while glancing upwards for more atom bombs.

      WRONG. The japanese people had pretty much no say in the matter, and even if they did, they would have made very uneducated choices as they had been inundated with government propaganda.

      I don't know why I waste my time answering these stupid trolls. Perhaps it is because I find your outrightly incorrect interpretation of history so offensive.

    10. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot who needs to crack a history book or two.

      1. Germany was suing for peace for months before the war ended. We would have none of it.

      2. The Japanese just wanted to keep their Emporer, so we killed 300,000 civilians.

      3. Israel stole (yes stole) and ethnicly cleansed a swath of land occupied by the Palestinians. That is why there is war there today. No other reason.

    11. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Germany was NOT a democracy when they started their aggression. Have you ever heard of Kristallenacht? That was the night the MINORITY Nazi party seized power in a coup and quickly killed and imprisoned their enemies.

      The Japanese people lived under a terribly brutal military dictatorship. I lived in that country for 18 months about twenty years ago and had the opportunity to speak with a number of people who were alive during that time. The stories that strike me the most were from the man who was a nine-year old boy in Tokyo at the time. He told me of the night-time disappearances of people who were suspected of being American sympathizers, how using an american word like baseball in public could result in a beating or imprisonmnent. How women would spend hours straightening their hair so that they would not be thought to be copying American hairstyles, and finally, the hour he spent each morning before school doing bayonet practice so he could throw himself at an American soldier and kill him and be killed.

      It was better than being boiled and eaten, which is what his teachers told him Americans did to Japanese children.

      Finally, Hitler DID want war. War is a great way to bring an economy up out of depression. It gets the industry humming, and puts a lot of people to work.

      Do you actually study any history, or just make things up that agree with your agenda?

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      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    12. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Germany was NOT a democracy when they started their aggression. Have you ever heard of Kristallenacht? That was the night the MINORITY Nazi party seized power in a coup and quickly killed and imprisoned their enemies.

      What a joke. A supreme joke. Your line about "do you actually study any history?" applies 5000x stronger to yourself.

      Your definition of Kristallnacht is so completely wrong that I'm laughing too hard to read the post any further. Even with the sorry state of US education, I'd expect a typical 7th grader to know that Kristallnacht was an anti-semitic pogrom. It was a popular event- a grass-roots riot, not an imposition from above. It cement Hitler's popular esteem. It was an effect, not a cause. (Maybe you were thinking of this?)

      For exhaustive details on why Nazi Germany was emphatically a democracy, see Daneil Goldhagen's compiled evidence.

    13. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the name of the biggest hippie peacenik is Ariel Sharon right? You either have an agenda or are a fool.

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    14. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peace happened in WW2 France when the Nazis killed all the resistance! Oh, wait...

      Peace happened in Vietnam when the U.S. killed all the NVA/VC. Oh, wait...

      Peace happened in Northern Ireland when the UK killed all the republican Irish. Oh, wait no it didn't. Peace happened in Northern Ireland when both sides were forced to accept that a military solution didn't exist, and went to negotiation instead.

      War ended communism? Yeah right. That's why the USSR collapsed during WW2...

      War has it's uses, but they are definitely limited. No amount of killing will make an occupying army popular (Iraq, Palestine, Vietnam, Algeria, WW2 occupied countries), and to claim that it can is to ignore all of history.

  23. Dean Kamen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dean Kamen excuses his lack of disgust with this statement: "You build a car and it can either be used as an ambulance, or it can drive your troops around." He fails to recognize that it is not necessary to turn a car into a troop transporter in order to use a car as an ambulance. It's one thing to create technology which has ambivalent uses, it's a different thing to welcome both constructive and destructive uses.

  24. Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know this is offtopic but there's nowhere else to put it so hopefully someone else reading at -1 will see this. Am I the only one who finds the trolls on Slashdot really funny? Whether they're insulting the editors, predicting the death of *BSD, or making fun of failed would-be first posters, they always manage to make me laugh out loud. I'm not a troll myself but I still find them funny. Keep up the good work ;)

  25. Skynet begins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people need to be careful. Toying with intelligent robots is only the beginning of the end.

    1. Re:Skynet begins by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      These people need to be careful. Toying with intelligent robots is only the beginning of the end.
      No worries! We still have the most destructive, the most powerfull weapon against AI possible. What else did you think they created windows for?
  26. Survivability in desert? Mountains? by Genghis9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How would they get the infrastructure in place to charge these things in a hot desert setting? Or in the mountains of Afghanistan. I mean, the terrain itself would be impossible to negotiate.

    And the problem in both those places is that the enemy is unknown. Every civilian is a potential guerilla.

    Seems like a solution, but to the wrong problem.

    1. Re:Survivability in desert? Mountains? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      amm... that's their plan. first, create an infrastructure all across the country to charge and maintain those robots, then send them out... and realize that while building the infrastructure for the robots you've managed to reconstruct the nation :-)

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    2. Re:Survivability in desert? Mountains? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      How would they get the infrastructure in place to charge these things in a hot desert setting?
      They'll use fuel cells. you know, those who run on alcohol. Guess the army is going to be a very happy bunch.
    3. Re:Survivability in desert? Mountains? by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Solar collectors, generators? What are you talking about... our whole military depends on electricity in one form or another.

      In any case by the time they decide to use this batteries will be much improved and who says they can't load them up with 5 times the number the consumer model uses? These are supposed to be autonomous so they could instead carry the weight of a passenger in batteries minus the new surveillance equipment, whatever else.

      Sounds like a question about energy and infrastructure but then you go off on the 'enemy'... which problem are you addressing?

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    4. Re:Survivability in desert? Mountains? by hatchetman82 · · Score: 1

      why surely they'll have compact cold fusion by then no ? :)

    5. Re:Survivability in desert? Mountains? by dwillden · · Score: 1
      I think you and many people are missing the point of the Military looking at these. They are not looking at new ways of fighting in the desert (the tank reigns supreme there), or in the mountains (we have one division of infantry that trains specifically for that terrain), but rather in the Cities.

      Urban Warfare always faces the potential of deteriorating into a nightmare tactical situation for our troops(ref. Black Hawk Down). Especially in these ancient world areas of the world, where if the infantry gets pinned down, we may not be able to get tanks or infantry carriers, or even Hummers to their position five miles into the warren of alley's barely wide enough for two mules to pass.

      However if we could send a few squadrons of Segway-Soldiers(TM) into that warren, where the damage of, or destruction of said robots merely costs money rather than the lives of young soldiers(who btw are very expensive to train so it could very easily be cheaper as well).

      What commander would not rather radio for more robots rather than contemplate all the telegrams he/she's gonna have to write.

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  27. The future of war... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It appears that war has segregated into several models:

    1. Bushwar/guerilla warfare, involving low-tech small arms, often young soldiers, civilians, etc. This is the most common kind of war, the one with the most casualties (think: 3m dead in Congo in the last 5 years, by one estimate), also the one we hear least about. Robots? Big joke.

    2. The Empire Strikes Back: hi-tech warfare against regimes or populations that have the wrong opinions, the wrong politics, or just happen to be in the wrong place. Robots? Not needed, it all happens by satellite-controlled smartbombs.

    3. Police operations: friendly or unfriendly ground occupation with the goal of creating some kind of stability. Robots? Not likely, this is the most delicate form of aggression.

    4. Entertainment: keep the public happy with videos of our heroes wiping out the enemy. Robots? Excellent - fewer of those body bags, and more potential for explosions.

    Sigh.

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    1. Re:The future of war... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      1. Bushwar/guerilla warfare,

      2. The Empire Strikes Back:

      3. Police operations: ...likely, this is the most delicate form of aggression.

      Was it some kind of sarcasm :?

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  28. So, if I'm the enemy by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    ... all I need to do is invent the light-sabre, and I'll be essentially invulnerable, 'cos not one of them will be able to hit me :-) Cool :-)

    Oh yeah, and become a jedi. Damn.

    Simon

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  29. What's that noise? by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

    Ba dum dum da dum.
    Ba dum dum da dum.

  30. So war is always destructive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, what a superficial understanding of history.

    Russia and China both owe their greatness to the Mongols, and the Western imperialist powers. Inda owes a debt of thanks to the British. We Americans of course owe the British, but more ourselves and our own civil war. Peoples are as much a product of the wars they lost as they are of those they've won. A good sound conqueroring and associated purge would do the middle east and africa some good. Not to mention the Serbians, they could use a lot of conquering and purging, you'd think two world wars in a century would be enough for those bitches.

    If you think Europe would be any different from any of the other feudal societies, technology included, that dot our unremarkable rock without the wars and attendant homogenizing forces, think harder.

    1. Re:So war is always destructive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's have another good cleansing war then. I kinda miss the times when people were actually supposed to not kill eachother instead of acting like they're slaves to the darwinistic principle.

    2. Re:So war is always destructive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Russia and China both owe their greatness to the Mongols

      My, what a deep understanding of history you have!

  31. Terminator 4 by Raynach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eh, and so it begins... we have our Terminators... and they're based on Segways. And you'd think they'd be a bit more intimidating, no?

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  32. Bringing the war home, by AOL. by clambake · · Score: 1

    And if your curious what a robotic war might be like, look no further than Spiders.

  33. segway? by loraksus · · Score: 1

    it would be pretty funny to see these things going in circles after someone shot out a tire on them . . .

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  34. Of course not by blankmange · · Score: 2
    Dean Kamen, the Segway's inventor, says he had no qualms about enlisting his brainchild into the military
    Why should he have any qualms about it -- it simply means more $$$ for him....
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  35. Occupation... by xchino · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Researchers say potential applications for the robots include performing search missions on the battlefield, transporting injured soldiers to safety, or following humans around while hauling their gear."

    Of course the "potential applications" given to the public are all politically correct, but knowing the DoD the true intended applications if for something more sinister like reducing the number of human heads needed for an occupation force.

    Right now we have our forces spread out all over the world. We're still in Afghanistan and Iraq, and we're still "keeping check" in Bosnia.

    With a team of several smart robots communicating with a much smaller set of actual humans, we could occupy larger areas, with fewer personel.

    Not too far fetched when you consider that we've basically conquered two nations in the past 2 years, and especially with the criticism the effort in Iraq has received since the body count after the war surpassed the count during war.

    Maybe it's about time to revisit the Geneva convention for an addendum or two...

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  36. Well, what do you expect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...now that Ahhnold has a day job!

  37. pateNTdead eyecom0meter: the 'future' is here/now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just look at va lairIE/robbIE, & how they pretend for/defend the phonIE payper liesense stock markup fraud badtoll 'fields' of themselves, & their corepirate nazi softwar gangster execrable 'sponsors'?

    mynuts won: talk about fauxking bots, ignoring 'stuff that matters', for little more monIE?

  38. No seriously... by devnulljapan · · Score: 1

    ...this is eggsactly what they need. Imagine all the eggs they could deliver to the poor, repressed people of insert_name_of_country_with_oil_here when the US liberates them from the evil dictator insert_name_of_embarrassing_US_funded_right_wing_l oony_here

  39. OS by Konster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What OS will they be running?

    I shudder to think what a hacker or two can do to a squadron of Microsoft Windows XP based robots that communicate using 802.xx wireless protocols.

    War chalking and war driving taken literally!

  40. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny as hell!!! :P

  41. Military inteligence by CelticLo · · Score: 1

    "Dean Kamen, the Segway's inventor, says he had no qualms about enlisting his brainchild into the military." Well considering the European Segways are produced and Marketed by Heckler & Koch owning BAe, he has already started sucking military Koch. I always thought the Segway was Kamen's way of demonstrating and selling a better patented gyro for missiles than any real advances in personal transport.

    1. Re:Military inteligence by RabidStoat · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that he should have used a company that doesn't have any military/defence/security revenue stream ?

    2. Re:Military inteligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgive my ignorance, what's BAe?

    3. Re:Military inteligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even spelled corewreckedly, that's a stretch.

    4. Re:Military inteligence by RabidStoat · · Score: 1

      British Aerospace .. a large military/civilian conglomerate based in the UK but with it's fingers in all sorts of pies.

    5. Re:Military inteligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I wasn't aware that HK owned British Aerospace as the grandparent implied.

  42. And you're a moron... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too hard to click the "Post Anonymously" option when you flame your own posts? Bloody amateurs.

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    1. Re:And you're a moron... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  43. It already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a primitive form.

    My toenail-sized country is littered with hundreds, soon thousands, of red-light and speed control traffic cameras. They are robotic in that they operate autonomously against targets. They think on their own and communicate with troops.

    This can be interpreted as small-scale warfare from an oppressive regime against civilians, and guerilla troops have responded by setting them on fire using a gasoline filled tire.

    It's an ugly world outside, and it's only going to get worse.

    1. Re:It already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is your country located and what is it's name? I would like to send you money for more used tires and gasoline.

  44. Linux? by SiliBelgian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think the embedded OS for these robots MUST be Linux.
    I mean, how else could this story have made it to Slashdot? Ever?

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  45. I'd rather see... by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Segway technology applied to new hi-tech wheelbarrows, shopping carts, toy wagons, wheelchairs, etc.. anything that currently carries weight, needs to remain upright and is manpowered 90% of the time. Segway's gyro-motor controls would make these tools 1000% more useful and convenient.

    I can easily see a wheelchair at the price point. Some redundant non-electric safety would need to be implemented.

    I can also see a severly dumbed down version used for shopping carts, generic wagons of all sorts... two-wheeled payload carriers. You have a device that's only purpose is to keep itself upright. The cheapest version just does that. A more expensive one would have a motor for forward motion. More expensive would have a proximity monitor and could follow you at an exact distance and have collision detectors to avoid running into things.

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    1. Re:I'd rather see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    2. Re:I'd rather see... by Illserve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WHY!? What is this obsession with 2 wheeled devices that burn power to stay upright.

      A 4 wheeled version does the same thing for free!

      Or consider the genius of the wheelbarrow, a 2 wheeled device that uses a prop to stay upright when still. Brilliant!

      This is technology taken to ridiculous extremes.

      The segway is a misapplication of technology. Kamen's robotic wheelchair is genius because it adds functionality but is still just as useful as the standard electric wheelchair.

      But the segway is just dumb, it's a toy for the rich and nothing more because it can't sit still without spending power constantly which causes all sorts of problems that a standard 4 wheel vehicle doesn't have.

    3. Re:I'd rather see... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      How fast can you carry 700 lbs of concrete in a wheelbarrow? Without tipping it over? It's harder and more exhausting work than you think... 4 wheels? Your turning radius just shrunk to well below that required to get around a normal construction site, especially if it's rated for that amount of weight. There are plenty of situations where having a very agile durable payload carrier could increase efficiency well beyond the expense, plus with economies of scale price would become moot.

      Yes those devices are genius and have been used successfully for centuries. One question... do you own a horse? How about a hand drill? They both served their purposes admirably in their day but when new technology comes about that improves a workers turn around time... you use it.

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    4. Re:I'd rather see... by gotpaint32 · · Score: 1

      I don't really see your argument, a power assist device with 4 wheels or treads could be easily made to do 360 degree turns, as for concrete, very few construction sites use wheelbarrows to transport concrete, or anything in as large a scale to make these gyroscope balanced gadgets to be economically effective. Most construction sites will use overhead cranes to transport and set large materials and use concrete pumping trucks to transport large amounts of concrete to areas usually inacessible by standard cement trucks. That's how they make a lot of inground pools nowadays.

      The wheelbarrow is the useful old fashioned way for doing things, but the solutions to the answer you are looking for have already been found. Let's not reinvent the wheel because it simply looks cooler.

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    5. Re:I'd rather see... by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Yep, they're called "trucks".

      I don't know why a 2 wheeled gizmo adds anything useful to the process of carrying things around.

    6. Re:I'd rather see... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Your statements are true for now. BUT we ended up bipedal right?

      The question is how much does it cost to lease or maintain established methods.... for most cases current solutions are more economical, given... not really my point. My point was to point out that there are plenty of situations where having a two wheeled payload carrier would be beneficial (as well I believe many small contractors would love to rent or own a sub $50,000 transport for moving heavy loads).

      It's not about cooler, or reinventing the wheel so to speak... it's about providing a more intelligent solution to current problems. In fact this uses the wheel and uses it effectively.... carts, wheelbarrows, buggies, Uhaul, boat lifts, etc all use a two wheel approach to improve and optimize previous solutions of four wheels... what gyroscopic stabilization provides is independence from their carriers...

      Certainly it's not for creating in-ground pools but for more more sensitive applications, it may have a purpose... in any case there is bound to be a good use... I mean WE ended up bipedal afterall right?

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  46. Doh by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soldier 1: SHOOT! SHOOT! Damn piece of crap!

    Robot: *bzzz* *System Slashdotted, rebooting in 35 seconds*

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  47. What terrain would these be used in? by carcosa30 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds to me like functionoids based on the Segway would be much more useful for keeping down domestic unrest, in clean and uncluttered US cities, than they would in war zones rife with craters, gravel, and corpses.

    Geeks need to consider the ramifications of the technology they help to create; otherwise you're selling your own freedoms.

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    1. Re:What terrain would these be used in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Geeks need to consider the ramifications of the
      > technology they help to create: otherwise you're
      > selling your own freedoms.

      Hey ! I've contacted the three labs that do all
      the hard work on the US WMD^H^H^Hnuclear stockpile
      because they plan to spend some serious money on
      a free Fortran 95 compiler (guess what these nuke
      simulators are written in).

      Of course I'll jump in - and certainly not for
      the money. I want to know for sure that they
      use the best technology available, because that's
      the only way nuke testing will remain "virtual",
      instead of going back to the fifties and blow
      up a Pacific island or two.

      Toon Moene, g77 maintainer.

  48. Will the robots have spam filters installed? by PaneerParantha · · Score: 1

    We don't want them answering ads for viagra, now do we?

    1. Re:Will the robots have spam filters installed? by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      No, but you could recoup some of the costs by selling advertising space on them. Let's face it, no amount of camouflage is going to do a lot of good when a rolling trash can comes clanking around your position.

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  49. Funny thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in Radio Shack just two nights ago buying some Cat-5 cable. They had advertised 30 ft. for $9.97 but when I got there the price on the shelf said $19.97. I brought this to the clerks attention and all he did was raise an eybrow and say to me in a very strange manner, "LOL, Battlefield robot Segways."

  50. Re:Funny? Scandalous!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True patriots are never to tired to find faults within their country.

  51. What the HT really stands for by lo_fye · · Score: 4, Funny

    They say it's Human Transporter, but now we see that it was just a clever ruse all along... its true name is Segway Human Terminator.

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  52. This has terrible idea written all over it by Illserve · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who in their right mind would base a robot soldier on a platform that has to expend energy to STAND STILL. It is one of the principal advantages of a robot that it can stand around idle without burning much power (unlike people).

    So now you take away even that. Brilliant.

    What's next, soft skin that covers fragile power conduits? How about a CPU that's exposed to the elements? Oh oh, I got it, a robot soldier that can only operate in environments with temperatures between 50 and 105 degrees farenheit.

  53. Phew at least they given up on the idea of using t by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Phew at least they given up on the idea of using them as troop transports.

    America seems desperate to introduce all kind of high tech gadgets to make war easier. Yesterday there was a short news story about afghanistan on the BBC. A US post in a contested area was visited by reporters. At night the post comes under attack from rocket fire. The US calls in artilary on where it thinks the rockets have come from. In the morning they go out and check. What they find is missles setup with timers aimed at the post (some had not gone off). So all these highly equipped soldiers plus all the awacs stuff flying up there totally failed to spot a bunch of guys coming in, setting up a few missles and leaving again.

    The US took heavy fire (no losses this time or at least not shown) the enemy took ZERO fire. Not one round.

    Says it all really.

    US army. War is putting a lot of soldiers on the ground with guns and getting them to kill more of the enemy then the enemy kills of you. This has worked for thousand of years. You are not going to be able to chance it. You want to because you don't want another vietnam. Well now you got two vietnams. War is hell but more importantly war only works when it is hell. Only when you totally slaughter the enemy will you convince the enemy to stop fighting. Little clever robots are not going to do this.

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  54. Pow Pow Power Wheels! by In-gin-eer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about using Power Wheels instead of a Segway? Hell, they can hold 130 pounds and move 5 mph. That's a machine gun and plenty of ammo.

    Plus, I imagine Fisher Price makes much sturdier equipment than most military contractors anyway.

    Phear Children.

  55. Again with the Segway! by shplorb · · Score: 1

    What is the deal with this thing? It's one of those 'wow cool' inventions with no practical use at all.

    Once again, I refer you to maddox: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=segway_more_com plicated_than_it_needs_to_be

  56. Why they are useful for Guerilla conflicts. by krenskeoz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The simple answer is they are very expendable and can be made very structurally strong.

    Now the longer answer: A ruggedized sedgeway (or better yet something that can place itself into a permanently low power stable position, eg 3 wheels or more.) would be able to be very rugged, armoured and would be fairly easy to repair. The same can not be said for soldiers. A armoured trash can, can afford to wait until it is attacked before returning fire safe in the fact it is not important, is highly survivable and will probably manage .5 of a second after it is attacked to lay a burst at it's attacker.

    Now given the fact that mass production sedgeways cost $5000 odd and after you equip it for military purposes probably $50000. It is still a great deal. In fact I can see 10 000 being purchased at the drop of a hat.

    Have two or three trundling along as point teams on patrol. (The bad guys can't let em get too close so they become the targets and that exposes the bad guys.) Set them as forward guards and you can keep the potential bad guys back. Make some that are very menacing (Big, black, with big stubby riot guns, maybe some big speakers, Bright strobes and nasty voices) and they could be very successful crowd controllers as well.

    Most of the time in guerilla and urban areas they they sit still (unless patrolling) and so you could have 100's of guards set and flagging themselves for attention if something unusual or out of their ROE takes place. So you get 100 guys sitting in a comfy baracks somewhere, controlling, interdicting or at least observing a large area. Rather than 5 times that number actually being out in the thick of it.

    Where they fail is in snatch sweeps where house searches are required but even there they can be used to secure rear areas of the searching troops, establish stop points and to act as covering roles or even anti sniper roles.

    Some bigger ones can even act as a pack beast for supplies or maybe even crew served weapons. (Is that 50 kilo's of Machine gun and 1500 rounds of ammo weighing you down, just chuck it on the section trashcan) Having the Command element of a platoon gifted with 4 heavy weapon cans would make most soldiers, a lot happier. The extra firepower and much lessened load will be appreciated.

    In more regular combat they are given sweep zones and much more liberal ROE. See enemy, (however defined) shoot it if close, otherwise identify them to command and assist in calling in fire.

    Obviously development costs are huge to field basic autonamous combat machines. (somewhat less for command guided or standby and command machines) but once the work is done. A nation can probably afford to buy a fairly large number as supplements to their infantry and other forces. For example even at $50000 a copy a 100 000 would cost 5 billion but allow increased flexibility in the order of 30-50 000 additional on the ground troops. With almost certainly lower ongoing costs, much more rapid return to service if damaged ( A sedeway gets a wheel blown off it can be replaced. The same happen to a man and he's not playing soldier anymore.) and seriously reduced political consequences if one is totalled compared to a man, militaries will love them even if they only act as guards and scouts.

    The key tech troubles are the power supply, the logic system, the comms system and possibly security. Loco, navigation, observation and weapon handling is effectively doable right now.

  57. I would never trust one by Vespillo · · Score: 0


    Computer minds can be so easily corrupted. They so no real difference between being told to kill the enemy or to kill anything that moves. They would comply to either command and keep doing it till there task is done. I would fear the day if an enemy force could hack in one and have instant eyes and ears of what is going on, probably a built in GPS unit as well. Deciding to kill something is not a task made for a computer mind, unless they have human operators somewhere in the mix, only bad will come of it.

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    1. Re:I would never trust one by El · · Score: 1

      Like human minds can't be corrupted? Can you say "John Lee Malvo"? Hundreds of thousands of child soldiers in Africa? Patty Hearst?

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  58. Should there be a difference? by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Western sensibilities tell us that there is a difference between a combatant and a civilian. Yet no one has told that to the other side.

    During WW2 we didn't really care and perhaps that guilted some people. Eventually with the UN is became the default handcuffs to put on any Western power.

    The problem with separating the two is that in the long run the wars are prolonged and so is the suffering. You cannot win a war by just killing the other sides soldiers, they will just make more. To win a war you have to break their will and ability to wage it. People will flee their oppressive regimes if that same cannot protect them from the folly of their actions.

    Spending on "peace" as the previous write mentions with his only anti-US rant; forgetting more people died at the hands of other countries - usually within those same countries he listed by their own people; only gets you as far as your enemy wants you too.

    In other words, get out of your ignorant dream world. I suppose we should ignore what happens in other countries as long as it doesn't happen here? Well some of them decided to take their little spat to our shores, what are we supposed to do? Just forget about it? Worked well with the USS Cole eh?, the first Trade Center bombing, the barracks bombings in Lebanon and Saudia Arabia?

    Summary, it is stupid to spend on peace when the other guy isn't. Its even dumber to pretend that one side is the problem. We live is a violent world in which most of those loonies use the US as an excuse to pummel their own people. Frankly the West has spent too much time sitting on its hands ignoring the problem but the blood is still there. Ignoring slaughter is the same as sponsoring it.

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    1. Re:Should there be a difference? by p2sam · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      you sure make me miss the old USSR, perhaps the EU and their NATO-independent military can put a leash on your ass ...

    2. Re:Should there be a difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA. Sorry. The F-22 will own the Eurofighter. Better luck in a generation.

      Hey, how's that constitution coming? Spaniards and Poles still going to be disproportionately represented or what. :) What about some of that Central Bank stuff? Hey, at least you guys settled the pressing issue of passports for pets. That was a real nail biter. I hear the Germans and French might be getting a special exemption from fines for their debt, you know the ones the Germans demanded. You guys are so crazy, it's like Springer, but with countries, and worse dental hygene.

    3. Re:Should there be a difference? by inri · · Score: 1

      Should there be a difference?

      Western sensibilities tell us that there is a difference between a combatant and a civilian. Yet no one has told that to the other side.

      To first answer your question: YES we must maintain this distinction, as difficult as it may be at times, else we are savages and (importantly) are not doing good. You know the phrase "we had to destroy the village to save it", right?

      During WW2 we didn't really care and perhaps that guilted some people.

      It didn't just "guilt" some people: it also resulted in the slaughter of millions of innocents, for instance in the firebombing of Japanese and German cities (Tokyo, Kyoto, Dresden, etc.), and of course the atomic bomb.

      That is, what is the moral difference between bombing a city and Hitler's Final Solution? That is, they are both military actions against civilian targets with marginal military benefits, and cause horrific suffering. (there clearly is a difference, but I'm suggesting that indiscriminate killing of civilians is not much better than genocide)

      In Viet-nam we also didn't respect a civilian/combatant distinction, and what did it get us? 1 million Viet deaths and 50,000 American -- for what?

      This points out another problem with indiscriminate killing of civilians: you fail to win the "hearts and minds" of the opponent, and cannot secure a lasting peace. Consider for instance in the US Civil War, Sherman's March to the Sea, when he laid waste to the South, causing awful suffering, humiliating it, and undermining the possibility of Reconstruction.

      The problem with separating the two is that in the long run the wars are prolonged and so is the suffering.

      This is known as the "war is hell" doctrine: war is so bad that anything that shortens it is worth the cost. This is firstly a cop-out: it denies the need to apply moral decisions to war. Secondly, it is generally in retrospect seen to excuse activities (targetted killing of civilians, rape, pillage) that do not materially affect the success of war.

      One of the great lies of the 20th century were systems (like Fascism and Communism) which said: "We must kill millions of innocents to reach the promised land". We have seen where that leads: a hecatomb of corpses and no promised land.

      For a far better discussion of these issues (and you certainly seem interested), please read "Just and Unjust Wars", by Michael Walzer, where he discusses the issue of ethics in war in great detail and lucid prose. It's widely recognized as a masterpiece in the area.

    4. Re:Should there be a difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody appointed the U.S. as the world police. It is good that you want to get rid of tyrants, but your way to free people has strings attached that most people is unwilling to accept, since most of the time it involves disrespect for local culture, destruction of infraestructure like power grids, water pipes or important monuments, and saying, oops, that was collateral damage is not enough.

  59. Kill 'em ALL... Allah will recognise his own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck You Commie!
    Not only do we RULE the world we do it with minimum collateral damage.
    U...S..A! USA!...USA!

  60. We don't have domestic unrest in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for the manufactured International Marxist "street theater"kind.
    When we have real unrest a buncha segways ain't gonna stop it,remember Americans,as a free people, are armed and the bulk of US troops will be on OUR side.

  61. Re:Should there be a difference? MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sense on /.
    amazing!

  62. Re:Phew at least they given up on the idea of usin by GQuon · · Score: 1

    War is putting a lot of soldiers on the ground with guns and getting them to kill more of the enemy then the enemy kills of you.
    The U.S. and its allies in Vietnam managed to kill more of the enemy, but the U.S. still gave up.

    Only when you totally slaughter the enemy will you convince the enemy to stop fighting.
    Maybe so, within limits. If you show that you will even kill those that surrender, the enemy has all the more reason for fighting.

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  63. money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dean Kamen, the Segway's inventor, says he had no qualms about enlisting his brainchild into the military. Why? Because he needs the damn money...

  64. Re:haha by incal · · Score: 1

    No, the humans will be serving as spare battery packs to the robots :)

  65. Re:Given the "intelligence" of the Pentagon's lead by incal · · Score: 1

    combat robots will get combat promotions on the battlefield, and finally become generals themselves ;)

  66. And that means that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that means that the USA army is obviously taking its ideas from cartoon network. I really think they should forbid TV's in the research lab.

  67. Re:Phew at least they given up on the idea of usin by incal · · Score: 1

    I think US Army has no other choice; when most soldiers lack in fire discipline and fire drilling with their personal weapons, only way to gain upper hand lies in using high tech. a kind of shame - gun more bright than his wielder? with development of XM8 as basic rifle for army, we'll finally see, what is better: simple weapon combined with good fire skill (like these new AK74) or sophisticaded weapon combined with little experience. training has its price too... [sorry for my english]

  68. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would probably be a lot funnier if you actually knew how to spell. As it is, it might as well be ROT13ed...

  69. Even more obligatory: by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
    I for one welcome our new robotic overlords!

    And there go my cliche points for the day.

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    1. Re:Even more obligatory: by stuntpope · · Score: 2

      It's pretty sad that I'm clicking /. links these days just to see how soon the expected over-used joke pops up. This story, battlefield robots, of course would elicit the overlords post.

    2. Re:Even more obligatory: by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Just doin' my part. :-)

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  70. I've seen our Commander-in-Chi handle a Seqway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think the enemy has anything to worry about.

  71. skynet! by OnsightFlash · · Score: 1

    remember on december 18, 2012 skynet will become self aware! be sure to unplug your segway...

  72. Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Jan Walker, a spokeswoman for the Pentagon's defence advanced research projects agency, said the idea is to let researchers concentrate on what the agency calls Mobile Autonomous Robot Software, rather than the mode of transportation. The Segway, which uses gyroscopes to balance itself, provides a common platform on which researchers can swap open-source programs.


    Why did everyone get the idea that the Segway was the focus of this project? It seems to me they are trying to develop software and are not to interested in the robotics platform.
  73. Uh, oh: article uses master-slave reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully, LA won't get wind of this!

  74. then the shepard better drop his kalashnikov by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    And tough shit if he doesn't.

  75. Exactly! Criticism is necessary for improvement by Cryofan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The "American hating liberal" propaganda meme was developed years ago to stifle criticism. I think American Power IS CORRUPT. Remember that pwoer corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Truer words were never spoken. And look at how entrenched and longlived the American power structures are! Unlike western european democracies, which were torn down and rebuilt from the ground up in a supervised manner after WW2, the American power structures have grown old and corrupt, made the most powerful and the most corrupt in the world by virtue of happenstance geography. No wonder the average American worker works 30% more hours per year than the western europeans, and has to pay for exorbitant health care and university costs......

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  76. Yes! Autonomous Hunter-Killer Robots! by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I seem to recall that the Geneva Convention prohibits autonomous hunter-killer robots, but we could start small with an autonomous scout-bot. I would think that something like that would be quite feasible with today's technology and would have come in quite handy in the caves of Afghanistan. It'd probably be able to patrol those areas where attacks are being launched from in Iraq, too. I think a swarm model would work great -- a bunch of commercial RC vehicles outfitted with sensors report to a bigger central unit which has the brains. If they run into any resistance, they could report back to their users, allowing the appropriate steps to be taken.

    From there it's only a small step to outfit one with a grenade launcher...

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  77. Skynet by blueberry(4*atan(1)) · · Score: 1
    "The Pentagon is drafting the Segway two-wheeled scooter..."

    How about starting instead with Skynet's T-1000? Or even better, something that looks like Christanna Loken?

    1. Re:Skynet by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      My new MPC (formerly Micron) laptop is a "T2000." Should I be proud, or afraid?

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    2. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about starting instead with Skynet's T-1000? Or even better, something that looks like Christanna Loken?

      dude, they're not gonna send it to your apartment to blow you ok...

  78. Dean Kamen now officially sucks ass. by slashbrent · · Score: 1
    Dean Kamen, the Segway's inventor, says he had no qualms about enlisting his brainchild into the military.
    Well, isnt that nice. He's certainly no Divinci is he?

    What a fantastic world it will be when nobody has any qualms about making weapons or having them used without much thought.

    Oh wait.. i think that's the Middle East. Nevermind!!

    Hrmph. I always thought Mr. DEKA was tres-intelligent and someone i'd like to work for when i complete my Ph.D., but he can kiss my ass now.. douche bag.

    ..Brent

    "In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." - Carl Sagan
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    1. Re:Dean Kamen now officially sucks ass. by praksys · · Score: 1

      Well, isnt that nice. He's certainly no Divinci is he?

      Hate to burst your bubble, but Leonardo da Vinci also invented war machines.

      P.S. You can bite my shinny metal...

    2. Re:Dean Kamen now officially sucks ass. by slashbrent · · Score: 1

      Uh huh.

      While LdaV did create war machines, he did not do so with vigor or to make a buck. That was my point. Kamen seems to be the opposite of him in this respect.

      If you want to be picky, you could also note that Archimedes designed war items as well, but i believe both of them did so because that was their societial obligation at the time - you were the "smartest guy" in the whole damn country, so they came to you for these things.

      Kamen does not have to participate in the already frightingly large military-industrial complex (http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst306/documents/ indust.html) we have here.

      > "P.S. You can bite my shinny metal..."

      You like being a global bully and/or wanna fight? Go join the Army and get killed. I've seen a few people i went to school with die.

      BTW, Check this out (among others):
      (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/ 12/13/1039 656218782.html)

      Peace. ..Brent

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    3. Re:Dean Kamen now officially sucks ass. by praksys · · Score: 1
      ...he did not do so with vigor or to make a buck...

      Wrong again, he was employed as a military engineer by Cesare Borgia for a while.

      ..but i believe both of them did so because that was their societial obligation at the time...

      (1) Leonardo wasn't fighting for his country when he worked as a military engineer and (2) nothing has changed regarding societal obligations. Decent people who value freedom and justice still feel an obligation to do what they can to defend both.

      I've seen a few people i went to school with die.

      So now you want to publicly take a piss on their memories? They died defending freedom, but as far as you are concerned they were just "bullies" in a "frightingly large military-industrial complex".

      You like being a global bully and/or wanna fight? Go join the Army and get killed.

      Let's make a deal. I will join the Marines if you emmigrate to North Korea. You can go enjoy the "peace" that you think is so wonderful, and you won't have to free load on the efforts of all those "global bullies" in the US military, or pay taxes to support that "frightingly large military-industrial complex" anymore. Sound fair?

  79. Trashcans vs Flak Jackets. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    No, the key problem is money. Tell this to any grunt in the field, and they'll point and laugh at you. The Armed Forces can't even provide body armor that'll stop an AK-47 round to the troops; try telling them they'll have autonomous robotic trashcans and they'll giggle.

    --grendel drago

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  80. Re:Exactly! Criticism is necessary for improvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bite - no wonder why Europe has much higher unemployment, much lower productivity, and the President of Czech Republic says Europeans are living in a dream world of short hours and long vacations. Corruption? I'll point you to the recent Elf scandal in France.

  81. Hey Dick Sucker Go Fuck Yourself You Fucking Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DaVinci invented lots of technology for the military of his day.He himself was a sniper and killed lots of the enemy.
    Whats the PhD in asspicking?
    Fuck You and not for any stupid political views you may find fashionable to hold but for your I'm -a-know-it-all-but really -a a-dumb-ass attitude. You'll go far theres alot of stupid fucks like you who appreciate their own kind.

  82. I don't know if I agree with this... by benzapp · · Score: 1

    "They will come together not as a master-slave relationship, with the human telling the robot what to do," , said computer science professor Manuela Veloso. "The human and robot will be part of the same task."

    This guy apparently has watched Blade Runner too much, and not enough of the Matrix or Terminator. I think the master-slave relationship is the only safe one when it comes to robots. Somehow the idea of robots running around, without a human geeding it instructions, is not very appealing to me. Especially if that robot is a military one with weaponry or something.

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  83. Spend money and effort on peace? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    Ok I'm game how do you do that? As I recall we've been trying to do that for the last 40 years, but it seems all we end up doing is supporting terrorists/dictators/criminals who turn against us as soon as the money stops flowing. Until the world population growth gets under control, the whole tribal/religious us verses everyone else mentality is eliminated, equal rights for woman and children, and some form of real education is put into place we are forever going to have problems in the third world. Culture changes do not come easy and cannot simply be bought with money. Efforts will take decades more before we will see any real change, and yes those who resist the change will strike back and wars will be fought. That has been the way is has been since the first human bashed another over the head with a rock and that is the way it will always be.

    As far as the fantasy of a mechanized weapons platform/robotic soldier. They would never be able to be truly autonomous, except for maybe general recon. Unless of course is some extremely narrow situations such as a designated kill zone, where anything that moves is a target. Off course there is still the danger of the robot leaving that area on its own and going on a rampage. Many anime and manga revolve around that theme. All of the things currently being developed require human observation, direction, and decisions.

  84. Ah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both Europeans and Americans agreed in studies that their main enjoyment in life was free time... and Americans work 5-10 hours more per week than Europeans, and have 50-70% less holiday. It's a dream world, all right!

  85. Can't read this in LA County... by SphynxSR · · Score: 1

    Reading actile they reference Master/Slave. SO I guess reading this illegel now.

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  86. Re:haha by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Sigh, I know it was a joke, but wouldn't you think they'd put in a fuel cell into the Segwaynator? It'd last a lot longer than a dozen miles. Or use a mobile generator to juice up the bots.

    And how long exactly d'ya think a hummvee goes before it runs out of gas? A tank? Much of army logisitics involves moving giant gasoline tankers around behind all that mechanical infantry.

    A fuel-celled powered or a simple diesel-powered mobile generator charging a few hundred Segwaynators would require refueling a lot less than our forces' current gas-em-ups. Electrical motors are more effectient users of fuel, matched mile for mile.

    And if you up the amps on the rechargers, you can get a battery on full in less than 15 minutes. Higher amps, even faster. Research the solutions that GM engineers came up with for the Impact car. You don't even have to worry about being killed accidently -- they used induction charging.

  87. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree completely. This is the point that everyone has been missing: a robot is expendable, and you can afford to take ridiculous risks with it, and still come out ahead. Just like how the Predator UAVs are used in situations which used to be suicide missions for some lucky pilot, like taking pretty pictures of the enemy AAA.

    As for the power thing, that could be easily solved by using electrical generators. The robots could probably even run on gasoline engines or whatever (like the ones in the DARPA challenge probably will). We're not talking about your toy robot that runs on AAs, we're talking about the freak'n US Army, which has trucks capable of carrying multiple tanks across the desert. The logistical issues are trivial compared to keeping human beings supplied with food, water, ammunition, etc.

    I read an article, where they pointed out the real problem with robotic soldiers: eventually, our enemies are going to be tired of shooting at a bunch of tin cans with their RPGs, and not getting anything out of it. Eventually, terrorism might be the only way to strike back, and when people get truly desperate...

  88. Why Segway? by El · · Score: 1

    Like the 12mph maximum speed and half-hour maximum battery life is going to be real useful in real-life battlefield conditions? And I can see why they're only considering them for robots -- no self-respecting soldier would be caught dead on one!

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  89. better to distroy battle-bots then people by SalsaFrontier · · Score: 1

    Since governments (USA in particular) seem to think its a great idea to spend billions of dollars every year for "defence", I think it would be a far better scenario for the "troops" to be robots instead of people. The needless killing of stupid 20-somethings with nothing better to do is far worse than a bunch of defunct battle-bots in the trenches. I doubt these robotic troops will become very widespread in any recent timeframe, but it's good to see that Armies will eventually be able to use robots instead of people.

    1. Re:better to distroy battle-bots then people by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      Hey, it keeps the kids out of trouble...

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  90. Memories by Copid · · Score: 1

    As a professor of mine once said, "It's strange to see this happening. I remember when war was about people. People killing people."

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  91. Segway RMP by Mr.+Spleen · · Score: 1

    As I've said before, this is all part of DARPA's Segway RMP project, which is very cool.

    http://www.darpa.mil/ipto/programs/mars/rmp.htm

    Mr. Spleen

  92. US government goes to the movies by SnidBitch · · Score: 1

    Okay, so first the US builds these robots to fight in war. One month after several magicly disappear, and suddenly every other country has there own army robots. So know we don't fight against people, but instead machines are the new soldiers. That's smart in theory but can you imagine the chaos of AI controling government military. With all the joking aside, when (not if) the US military implements this it'll only be a matter of time before someone hacks their network. Next thing you know robots are traveling through NYC blowing everything up. 9/11 won't even compare.

  93. Easily Foiled by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


    I will defend my country against these clanking monstrosities the same way I protected earth from the Daleks;

    stairs.

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  94. you sure about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    think on their own and communicate with troops.
    LOC is one of the biggest problems and is due primarily to the first part, that of non-thinking troops. In the past you had uneducated sod farmers that were conscripted. Today, we have more outwardly sophisticated but just as brainless troops. This shows a lack of control, organization and leadership but if they think they can then have "smart robots" of any sort that communicate with live troops then they had best stop this train of stupidity that has been developing over the past 70 years.