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A Brief History of the Internet

Ant writes "'Many young people around the world use the internet every day, and yet they have no memory of the history that led to the creation of the global network. Many have no understanding of how or why the internet has developed. As part of out continuing efforts to combat ignorance around the world, The Lemon is proud to present this timeline...'"

283 comments

  1. Al Gore did not invent the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But he was resposible for seeing that it got funding, and was pushed into the private sector. Credit where credit is due.

    1. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Al, stop posting here.

    2. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, stop stalking me Bernice! How did you find me here? Look, it was only a one night stand before the presidential elections, ok? Get over it.

    3. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by BlueArchon · · Score: 1

      There is already a mobile page, but it only gives the last 10 headlines.
      http://slashdot.org/slashdot.wml

    4. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can find no better place to start combating ignorance than in America.

      -Your nice friendly Canadian neighbour

    5. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by jeffy124 · · Score: 4, Funny

      what do you mean - "did not invent the internet"? Of course he invented it!

      Haven't you heard it's all based on Al-Gore-ithms?

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    6. Re:Al Gore did not invent the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ironically, i really do guzzle cum. you did not insult me, but filled my mind with erotic imagery.

  2. A History of the BRIEF Internet... by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once upon a time, there wan an Internet. Along cam Slashdot... phut - the internet got slashsdotted.

    The rest, as they say, is history.

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  3. It all started in 1927 ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I met a shady character in a bar, and he told me that one day machines would rule us with twisted-pair whips.

    It took me years to figure out what he meant.

    Damn those corporate drones in middle management.

    1. Re:It all started in 1927 ... by jkrise · · Score: 1

      You went to a bar in 1927, and you're still alive?! Long live, the Nostradamus of the Internet.

      And who's the shady character you met? I suspect it could've been Pop Gates or even Grandpa Gates :-)

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    2. Re:It all started in 1927 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you probably mean is
      "You went into a bar in 1927 and you're on Slashdot?"

      I'd say the legal drinking age in 1927 was around 12. So let's say 15. That would make him around 90. He could be alive. But not on Slashdot.

    3. Re:It all started in 1927 ... by brakk · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's from the future where the "Internet" doesn't exist as we know it. He went back in time to 1927 to hang out at a bar and some crazy guy (possibly another time traveler) is babbling about "computers" and "twisted pair" but he has no idea what this means. Then after traveling to our time (ie: 2003) he finds out what this antiquated "Internet" thing is and posts his realization to slashdot.

  4. Al Gore -- The Internet -- Inventions -- etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please insert your Al Gore-isms here.

    Thank you,

    Dubya

  5. The history of Usenet... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 5, Informative

    On a related note, here is the history of Usenet. Unlike the story-linked-site, the Usenet site is a real history, and is in many ways funnier.

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    1. Re:The history of Usenet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, interesting .. the September 11 ones down the bottom bring back bad memories :/

    2. Re:The history of Usenet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      My Favorite post:

      I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series.


      Hopefully his imagination has improved over the years... If not, he's probably just as fed-up as me.
    3. Re:The history of Usenet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, i thought you were gone? couldn't resist, could you?

    4. Re:The history of Usenet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know this guy (yes, -guy-), this is Eric Krout. He's been trolling Slashdot for quite a long time..his latest incarnation has been to pretend he is a woman to collect karma points and friends/fans on his list.

      He did say he was going to leave, apparently he decided he was having too much fun screwing with people as he so often does. Either that or his life is truly so pathetic that he has nothing else constructive to do with it.

    5. Re:The history of Usenet... by marekbrz · · Score: 1

      Hurd will be out in a year (or two, or next month, who knows)
      from the Linus Torvalds linux announcement. He probably should of added "next month, or year, or decade...who knows?"

  6. And by IanBevan · · Score: 5, Funny
    ..then in 2003, The Lemon creates the widest webpage in the history of the internet.

    That's a funny site :)

    1. Re:And by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      The Lemon creates the widest webpage in the history of the internet

      Sorry, but that honour belongs to Klerck who created some mighty wide pages here on slashdot.

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  7. Billy G by aardwolf204 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Best part of the article:
    1981: Bill Gates embarks on heroic and lifelong quest to piss off every person in America.
    And it only took him 17 years to integrate the OS and browser.
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    1. Re:Billy G by Duckling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, his quest seems to be to piss off every person in the world.

      And he's getting pretty good at it, too.

    2. Re:Billy G by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      He only pisses off the Slashdot crowd. The majority of the world has no problem using Windows.

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    3. Re:Billy G by jcast · · Score: 1

      Untrue. The rest of the world has plenty of problems with Windows. They just haven't realised the problems are Windows-specific yet.

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    4. Re:Billy G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He only pisses off the Slashdot crowd. The majority of the world has no problem using Windows.

      Well, there's the old saying:
      "Linux/UNIX users hate Windows because its inferior. Windows users hate Windows because they use it."

    5. Re:Billy G by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      99% of Windows users don't hate Windows.

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    6. Re:Billy G by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      People have even more problems with Linux. It's just that most Linux users have it installed because figuring out their operating system is a hobby of theirs, so they see past the faults because they feel so successful when they solve its problems.

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    7. Re:Billy G by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 1

      99% of Windows users don't hate Windows. 99% of the statistics posted on Slashdot are made up.

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    8. Re:Billy G by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      And 99% of insightful posts are really trolls.

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  8. well... by chrispy666 · · Score: 2, Funny
    at least they got something right : the internet was invented with porn in mind !!!

    I still don't get the "lemon" part though... all they talk about is apple, nothing sour in that ;)

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    1. Re:well... by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      you are lucky then. i have read worse things...

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      i am not at it
      what a waste of ressources
  9. How was the 'net invented by fluxrad · · Score: 1, Funny

    Al Gore....duh!

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  10. How pathetic is this? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1981 - Bill Gates embarks on heroic and lifelong quest to piss off every person in America.

    1992 - World-Wide Web released by CERN. Group suggests someone invent a web browser so people can use it.


    Bill Gates gets a mention (although not a positive one) but Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web doesn't? How bad is that?

    It amazes me that Berners-Lee isn't more widely acknowledged for his contribution to today's internet. Granted he's never been a man who's to court publicity, but he will go down in history as one of the most influential figures of the 20th century.

    Arguably, he's been as important to the information revolution as Gutenberg was to the printing one. I'm not saying that he created everything single-handedly, only that his work should be acknowledged.

    Yes, I realise that the The Lemon timeline is meant to be jokey but shouldn't a guy who's made so much possible for so many - for geeks the world over to argue with each other over which edition of AD&D is the best, people who've never had a social life to order a bride without leaving their front rooms and teenagers everywhere to download more porn than their Dad's could ever have imagined - get at least a tip of the hat?

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    1. Re:How pathetic is this? by davejenkins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It amazes me that Berners-Lee isn't more widely acknowledged for his contribution to today's internet. Granted he's never been a man who's to court publicity, but he will go down in history as one of the most influential figures of the 20th century.

      Hrmmm... his invention certainly is influential, but not him. Influence is a showing of the pervasity, and profound changes from something. If that something is a single event, then it must be fundamentaly different, and destroy the prior 'world': Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Marx' theory of class struggle (good and bad).

      TBL's "hypertext", while certainly a fantastic insight and construct, built upon endless hours of conceptualisation by the Arpanet team concerning distributed data. Also, hypertext didn't "destroy" anything, it merely added another medium.

      Just as Philo T. Farnsworth "invented" television, would you have remembered his name? Is he up there with Einstein, Woodrow Wilson? Kennedy?

    2. Re:How pathetic is this? by reaper20 · · Score: 1

      Granted he's never been a man who's to court publicity

      And that is why he's the man.

    3. Re:How pathetic is this? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web doesn't? How bad is that?

      I guess when it comes to fame it helps to be:

      A. Wealthy

      B. American

      C. Become more wealthy as time goes on.

      Sorry Tim, not to mention Marc Andreessen.

    4. Re:How pathetic is this? by Duckling · · Score: 1

      Point, but I don't think we should look to this timeline for any kind of accuracy...
      SPAM is older than '94, and blogs were around then, too.

      Cheers,
      Anders :)

    5. Re:How pathetic is this? by morzel · · Score: 1
      It amazes me that Berners-Lee isn't more widely acknowledged for his contribution to today's internet.
      Funny that most people are only referring to Tim Berners-Lee as the 'inventor of the web', while he was actually working with a companion. Does it have anything to do with Tim being English?

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    6. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      As far as not mentioning any of the individuals who built ARPAnet, that's far more understandable because there aren't people who stand out in the creation of ARPAnet nearly as much as Tim stands out in the creation of the web (and advancement of the internet). ARPAnet was an idea conceived, designed and built by a vast collection of individuals, it's difficult to pinpoint one person as being the MOST important in its development, whereas in the creation of the web (and thusly the internet as most people understand it today) Tim is CLEARLY the most important person as he alone envisioned the web himself and for the first couple years it existed he was almost entirely alone in developing it. Furthermore he founded the only real, respected standard regulation authority for the web, keeping track of his two original standards (HTTP and HTML) as well as creating important new standards like CSS and XML.
      Face it, Tim Berners-Lee is not as important a diety as you make him out to be. Before the World Wide Web there was Gopher. Essentially the same thing but without the SGML based markup. Even then, the first Web browser didn't do much more than a Gopher client. So we would have gotten here eventually through Gopher without Tim Berners-Lee.
      I'd say that Tim's "importance" is comparable to Gutenberg's I mean, Gutenberg wasn't the first person to make movable type either, the movable type was made far earlier in China.

      HTML was definitely a huge advantage of WWW over Gopher and Tim had a much more intense commitment towards keeping the WWW "open" (to expansion AND keeping standards open) than Gopher's developers did.

      The fact that the web was based on HTML pages that were easy to write was a huge advantage making content creation easier and also allowing for easy expansion of the standard later on that Gopher did not have. I think in that particular area the gap between creating content for Gopher and creating content for the web is almost comparable to the movable type versus plate printing -- HTML content, like movable type prints could be setup far more easily and quickly and required less knowledge to create.
    7. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as not mentioning any of the individuals who built ARPAnet, that's far more understandable because there aren't people who stand out in the creation of ARPAnet nearly as much as Tim stands out in the creation of the web

      Great, but this is about a history of the Internet, not just the World Wide Web. So I say again, Tim Berners-Lee is not an imporrtant diety in the creation of the Internet.

      As for your assertion that no one stands out in the creation of the internet, I'd say John Postel and Vint Cerf stand out pretty well. Hell, the entire team at BBN and DARPA only numbered around 15 people. 15 people can stand out perfectly well.

    8. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TBL did not invent hypertext. What he invented was the implementation of hypertext that happened to become popular. His implementation wasn't noteworthy in any other way...

    9. Re:How pathetic is this? by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree that an influential event needs to destroy the previous world. I also disagree that the www "merely added another medium". After all, the telephone, television, radio, fax, ethernet etc all merely added another medium. Are you suggesting that Alexander Graham Bell does not deserve recognition for the telephone?

      The www has revolutionnised the World of on-line information. It's made it infinitely more accessible and at the same time set computer-human interface design back 20 years :)

      BTW Einstein's theories of relativity have had almost zero influence on the World. It has no practical applications that I can think of off hand (maybe interplanetary space probes?). The other great scientific theory of the 20th century - quantum mechanics - otoh pervades our every day life. I always think it is fitting that Einstein received the Nobel prize for his description of the photo electric effect (part of quantum mechanics), not relativity since in the long run it has turned out to be far more important.

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    10. Re:How pathetic is this? by kfhickel · · Score: 1

      Yep, KnowledgeMan (IIRC) on the Perq was available commercially (any is us by the U.S. Government on an aircraft carrier) in the early 80s......

      MMMMMM Perq's...... When was the last time YOU flew the "vulture of death"???

      (Damn! I'm old!)

    11. Re:How pathetic is this? by kfhickel · · Score: 1

      (and I can't type)

      sed -e "s/any is us/and in use/" new_post

    12. Re:How pathetic is this? by akpcep · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it wasn't for Gutenberg, we'd have no 'Police Academy'. Let's give the guy some credit.

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    13. Re:How pathetic is this? by banzai51 · · Score: 1
      First, thanks for calling out Marc Andreesen for what he his.

      But secondly, MS didn't steal PC-Dos from IBM. They bought it from some hacker for $70. They then turned around and licensed it to IBM. It still stands as the biggest raping of suits by geeks.

    14. Re:How pathetic is this? by cruppel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I tip my hat: 1989 - Berners-Lee invented http and came up with the name "world wide web"

    15. Re:How pathetic is this? by Tancred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This site has a lot of comments railing against patents for non-innovative, obvious "inventions". Well, I see the Tim's web not as revolutionary but as evolutionary. Gopher had navigation among documents and there were search engines but not hyperlinks inside the documents themselves. I don't want to take away from Tim's work, but I think you were overstating its importance. Someone else would've come up with that sooner or later (probably sooner).

    16. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Logie Baird invented T.V.

      Not that it matters, particularly.

    17. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But secondly, MS didn't steal PC-Dos from IBM. They bought it from some hacker for $70. They then turned around and licensed it to IBM. It still stands as the biggest raping of suits by geeks.

      try $50,000.

    18. Re:How pathetic is this? by fbroooooz · · Score: 2, Informative
      Einstein's theories of relativity have had almost zero influence on the World. It has no practical applications that I can think of off hand (maybe interplanetary space probes?).

      One application that I happen to know about is our GPS system, whose satelites rely on the general theory of relativity to give accurate results. Read all about it here.

      Perhaps ignorance about this kind of thing is a result of misunderstanding what exactly relativity is... my high school physics teacher told me that he didn't "buy it."

    19. Re:How pathetic is this? by crotherm · · Score: 1
      Also, hypertext didn't "destroy" anything, it merely added another medium.

      Remeber gopher, or archie? Two software tools very much in use by the geeks prior to html/http and now both are dead.

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    20. Re:How pathetic is this? by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Relativity hasno practical application? Well, appart from changing and introducing a whole new scientific world view, what about GPS? Without the timeshift relativity expresses, GPS couldn't work.

      Not only that, but general and special relativity also are fundamental to quite a few other theories.

      As for what work Einstein got his Nobel, I'm not entirely sure, but iirc, the reason why he got it for his work on photons was because relativity wasn't proven at the time. But I'm not entirely sure about that...and I'm too lazy to check up on it :)

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    21. Re:How pathetic is this? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'll never forget Philo T. Farnsworth. His nephew taught my English 101 class, and Farnsworth's biography was that semester's reading material. This amazingly overweight English teacher had an ego to match his tremendous bulk, mostly based on his relationship to his "famous" uncle. I dropped out of the class halfway through because I absolutely detested him, then tested out English 101 the next semester.

      The biography, written by Farnsworth's wife, is one of the most boring books in existence. Imagine a technical manual, mixed with a romance novel, all written by an octegenarian, prudish widow who detests the subject matter, and you'll get the picture. However, it does mean I'll go to my grave thinking Philo T. Farnsworth was a miserable wretch and a good example of what happens to your life when you let obsession take over your every waking moment and finances.

      Wow, that sounds really bitter. It actually wasn't all that terrible, but I finished the book in four hours one night and spent half a semester writing about it. Left a bitter taste in my mouth :)

      Anyway, to put this back on-topic, without old Philo, you'd have a spinning wheel in the back of that screen you're staring at reading Slashdot on the far right-hand of the Internet timeline...

    22. Re:How pathetic is this? by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I'd say that his relativity equation that reduces to e=mc**2 when v=0 has had some small effect on the world.

    23. Re:How pathetic is this? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      I'd say that his relativity equation that reduces to e=mc**2 when v=0 has had some small effect on the world.

      Um, I thought that E=mc^2 when v=c. E=1/2mv^2 when v approaches 0 (kinetic energy).

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    24. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The telephone was invented by Antonio Meucci in 1871, not by this Alexander Bell fraud.

    25. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think the art of printing.
      Your argument is flawed.

    26. Re:How pathetic is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, IIRC, E is always equal to mc^2, the kinetic part is equal to (gamma-1)mc^2 where gamma=1/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2), which approximates to 1/2 mv^2 when v < 0. I don't quite remember what the other part represents though (mass energy ?), but this one is equal to mc^2 when v=0.

    27. Re:How pathetic is this? by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or is this the only general discussion board on the net that expects average readers to understand this and comment intelligently?

      God, I love Slashdot...

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    28. Re:How pathetic is this? by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Having been around computers a day or two and having had a father who worked with them while they still did calculations mechanically and who progressed with them past to the digital to ICS etc, I also know a bit of the history. It doesn't look anything like the official "Academic" version, which is pretty much of a project in creative writing. We may as well have fun with it! The real story has more to do with defense against Nuclear War and the Strategic Defense of the USA than anything else. But those guys will forever live in the "Deep Black" world and will never get credit. Suffice it to say that the real story has more to do with a town in North Alabama than it does with the Swiss or Illinois. Everything else is creative writing and poetic license. Poets are licensed? R. Heinlien wrote, "A man who reads poetry in public may have other bad habits."

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    29. Re:How pathetic is this? by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Nah, E=mc^2 is the energy contained in the rest mass (v=0). As V increases, the *increase* in E is (roughly) 1/2mv^2 for low velocities (some terms are pretty insignificant at low velocities). As V approaches C, E approaches infinity.

      Think of a mass as having two components: its rest mass (or its equivalent rest mass energy) and its additional mass due to velocity (equivalent to kinetic energy).

  11. For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by aardwolf204 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I thought the internet just evolved from multinode BBSes running WildCat and Discussion Board Sync software.

    Who knew? :)

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    1. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Remember when Computer Shopper published BBS numbers by state?

      And if you were real lucky, you had a good selection in your local calling area.

      Ah, those were the days...

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    2. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by aarondyck · · Score: 1

      And with the start of the Internet, BBSes had a new venue for giving you their numbers...of course, by that time the BBSes were becoming obsolete...now all you can find is the listings for internet providers. Still useful, but not nearly as cool.

    3. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by aardwolf204 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was even better when BBSes migrated to the internet and offered the same great service via Telnet. Now THOSE were the days. Thats why I paid $20 a month, to connect to local BBSes on Telnet and not worry about busy signals.

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    4. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no if you were real lucky you had a handful of access codes and portal numbers to sprintnet.

      dial into sprintnet, use the usernumber and password , type in the node number you wanted to go out and then the bbs phone number.... voila... you ar now connected.

      Mmmm those were the days, you rotated through 20-30 sprintnet accounts to be sure that it wouldn't be noticed quickly. the era of SMART hackers instead of the complete idiots we have today.

    5. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I remember that listings for BBSes always included settings such as N-8-1 (no parity, 8 bits, 1 stop bit).

      And 300 baud works pretty well until you try to get into a Teleconference on a multi-line BBS, since with more than 2 or 3 people talking you never have a chance to get a word in edgewise. Worked fine at faster speeds though.

      FidoNet was an amazing concept. Send somebody on another BBS an e-mail message from your BBS, and they'd receive it within a day or two (when the BBSes would call each other and exchange mail). Due to the generosity of the people running the network, this even worked long-distance (mail exchanges would be queued for late at night when long distance rates were cheaper).

      Many ISPs grew out of BBSes, and even those that didn't usually had a BBS-like way you could sign up for service, by dialing their modem number with a terminal program and using a guest login they provided. I've got an amusing story about that I probably shouldn't tell. ;-)

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    6. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember "Computor Edge" (misspelling intentional by the Mag for legal reasons...)Magazine which had BBS listings in the back of the rag (got up to 1.5 pages of listings or there abouts, in the prime, unless I am fantisizing). I used to connect to as many local BBS's as I could after using phnrate.exe ??? to check if it was a local call, create an account, and browse (Srurf) around for anything interesting. Instant validation via callback was awesome. I could browse (Surf) the BBS within minutes.
      Waiting for that callback ring seemed like an eternity. Would it call back? YES, login, Connected........

  12. Hobbes' Internet Timeline and ISOC History by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Lemon seems weak on content, I realize that it's an attempt at humor, but there is not even a mention of Usenet. (IIRC, Clarinet was the first profitable uses of the 'net) Plus the some of the dates, e.g. for Apple, are wrong.

    The Hobbes' Internet Timeline and the ISOC list of Internet Histories give much better coverage.

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    1. Re:Hobbes' Internet Timeline and ISOC History by cioxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      #1) Usenet was mentioned
      #2) It's a humor article, not an official document
      #3) Dates are made up for most part, because *gasp* see #2

      Thank you. Come again.

  13. Funnier still... by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is the creation of alt.sex

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  14. Al Gore's Internet by scubacuda · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here is a good thread on the Al Gore myth.

    Seth Finkelstein has collected lots of good links on the topic.

    1. Re:Al Gore's Internet by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      We all know Al didn't invent the internet, but the man made the claims with his own mouth and on camera. He should be stood up for ridicule over his comments. He should have also VERY PUBLICALLY say he goofed on the comment. But he hasn't. The Debunkers are full of bunk.

    2. Re:Al Gore's Internet by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 0
      Seth Finkelstein

      I'm his evil alter ego. No seriously, I kick fluffy little bunnies and steal lollipops from babies. Tremble before me, proletarian!

    3. Re:Al Gore's Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point. the Internet hasn't even been invented yet.

  15. Not just the young! by zebadee · · Score: 1

    The young may have no memory of how the internet started, in fact i'm sure most of them using their aol messenger etc don't care, but what about the old, some don't know what it is/or how to use it, nevermind remembering the history. (Some can't remember what they ate for lunch!)

  16. Are you sure? by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always thought that the Internet was invented by Microsoft and shipped with Windows 95.

    1. Re:Are you sure? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aaaah, so YOU'RE the guy who keeps calling the helpdesk saying 'my internet is broken, what's going on'.

    2. Re:Are you sure? by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. He's probably the one that wants to know how to put the internet on a floppy disk so he can send it to his friend.

    3. Re:Are you sure? by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "I always thought that the Internet was invented by Microsoft and shipped with Windows 95."

      No, it was shipped with the Plus! upgrade to Windows 95. The internet was $50 extra.

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    4. Re:Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Plus! was to render a .gif, .bmp ... full screen for background. Hmmmm.

      Ignorant User.

  17. This is news??? by fishbert42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there any way to mod this entire story as (-1, Overrated)?

    Seriously, this has to be one of the most useless and uninteresting items to appear on Slashdot in the recent past. A real history of the internet? Maybe that would be an interesting read. But this garbage from The Lemon is completely worthless, not even funny (it tries, yet fails miserably), and unworthy of even a mention on Fark.

    1. Re:This is news??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop being such an asshat.

    2. Re:This is news??? by cafelatte · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fuck that, there's nothing going on in the world.

    3. Re:This is news??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree, wholeheartedly. What a useless post. The creator was obviously way too caught up in his/her feeble attempt at humor to meet their goal. Unfortunately, readers are left with very little more understanding of "how or why the internet has developed". This has to be one of the most useless posts to /. this year, and hardly worth any attention from /.ers. You want Al Gore humor? Go to SNL. I prefer news for nerds and stuff that MATTERS.

    4. Re:This is news??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any way to mod this entire user as (-1 No Sense of Humor)?

      You farkwhore.

    5. Re:This is news??? by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Is there any way to mod this entire story as (-1, Overrated)?

      Um, so, does the phrase "Lighten up, Francis" mean anything to you?

      Seriously, this has to be one of the most useless and uninteresting items to appear on Slashdot in the recent past.

      DANG! That's against some serious competition.

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    6. Re:This is news??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting, You want to censor me? (Pulling down pants so you can kiss my ---.)

  18. Homestar Runner by cscx · · Score: 1, Funny

    Speaking of which, Today's StrongBad Email...

    1. Re:Homestar Runner by inaeldi · · Score: 0
      Troll? Offtopic, sure, but troll?

      I can see someone here really doesn't like Homestar Runner.

    2. Re:Homestar Runner by cscx · · Score: 1

      Actually neither, it's mentioned at the end of the article, so very much on-topic IMHO.

    3. Re:Homestar Runner by inaeldi · · Score: 1
      Kind of a stretch, in my opinion, but I do see your point. If I had mod points, I wouldn't mod you down, let's put it that way.

      The troll mod still baffles me though...

  19. maybe we should remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    maybe we should remember ww2 instead of this shit

  20. Funny, but badly researched... by ANTI · · Score: 5, Insightful

    just a few examples:
    1977: email invented. most common message: "let me know when you are there so i can call you.
    (Family archives show as #1: "did you get this [email]?" and "are you there ?")

    1978: Spreadsheet, 10 years till anyone knows how to use them.
    (Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ... )
    1995: AOL, Compuserve, etc take off
    (I canceled my CIS account in late 1995, after using it for quite a while.
    Erm - shute, I wanted to, but I didn't....)

    1995: Release of Windows'95
    (Erm ... by that time I stopped using Windos, but didn't 95 came out somewhere in the middle of 96 ?)

    1997: Internet Porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%
    ('97? I could swear Admiral K. sold his stuff for websites long before that [ESCdd])

    2001: Blogging invented.
    (hey, my first lj-entry is Aug 29th, 2000 - and I joined the bandwaggon very late.)

    ps:
    semicolon-dash-closing bracket

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    1. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      (Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ... )

      Accountants. Spreadsheets were not invented on a computer; accountants and other money-men had been using actual peices of paper with grids on them, called spreadsheets, long before the display of an Apple ][ was carved up into a little grid.

    2. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by inaeldi · · Score: 1
      Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ...

      Obviously you've never done accounting.

    3. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by Inda · · Score: 1

      Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ...

      I wrote a spreadsheet a few weeks ago that calculated the remaining creep life of steel pipework. I have also written one that calculates fatigue.

      For my own personal use I have one that calculates the correct aspect ratios and borders for my Avisynth scripts when converting AVIs to VCD or SVCD...

      They aren't just use for creating long lists.

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    4. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1, Funny

      (Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ... )

      Diablo 2 modders, who else?

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    5. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      1977: email invented. most common message: "let me know when you are there so i can call you.
      (Family archives show as #1: "did you get this [email]?" and "are you there ?")


      These are really pretty close.

      1978: Spreadsheet, 10 years till anyone knows how to use them.
      (Show me one person who has a usefull use for spreadsheets ... )


      Spreadsheets allowed business people to enter accounting calculations into a computer, get a result that would take an hour to do by hand, and then tweak the input numbers to instantly see how that reflects on the result. Now, people use spreadsheets for a variety of things, from graphing a list of numbers to simply storing data in a chart to using it as an advanced calculator. Not necessarily their intended purpose, but fairly well suited to the job.

      1995: AOL, Compuserve, etc take off
      (I canceled my CIS account in late 1995, after using it for quite a while.
      Erm - shute, I wanted to, but I didn't....)


      This was the time when AOL announced that for the first time ever, they would offer unlimited monthly access. The idea was so popular that they oversold their service and everyone got busy signals.

      1995: Release of Windows'95
      (Erm ... by that time I stopped using Windos, but didn't 95 came out somewhere in the middle of 96 ?)


      August of 1995.

      1997: Internet Porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%
      ('97? I could swear Admiral K. sold his stuff for websites long before that [ESCdd])


      There was online porn long before 1997, but the Web was becoming mainstream by then, and average people figured out where to find it.

      2001: Blogging invented.
      (hey, my first lj-entry is Aug 29th, 2000 - and I joined the bandwaggon very late.)


      It wasn't called blogging.

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    6. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      1995: AOL, Compuserve, etc take off
      (I canceled my CIS account in late 1995, after using it for quite a while.

      I have a program book from 1984 that has a program to automate compuserve so that you will not spend as much time online, to reduce bills.

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    7. Re:Funny, but badly researched... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      1995: Release of Windows'95
      (Erm ... by that time I stopped using Windos, but didn't 95 came out somewhere in the middle of 96 ?)


      MNo, it was supposed to be win94, but took to long. they did get the year right. software with last year's year rerly sells well.

  21. How it really happened: by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1969: x10 proposes a world wide computer network capable of poping up advertisements on users workstations. The DOD shows interest and tags the name ARPANET on it.

    1981: Lary Flint and other Porn big shots support the effort.

    1982: IBM turns down an offer to control the new born ARPANET, they're too busy licensing C:\>.

    1986: Buttered popcorn beats out Gummy Bears by 20% in the first ever international email survey. Thus spam is invented.

    1989: Playboy releases first ever Playmate gallery in ASCII on Gopher.

    1991: Al Gore changes the name of the project by inventing the term "internet". Later NCSA releases the first browser, mosaic.

    1993: The warez pups populate the Internet with copies of Doom and give users a reason to get online.

    1994: The motion picture "Hackers" captures audiences with its amazing 3d representations of the internet, thus VRML is invented.

    1995: Windows 95 hits store shelves hyping Plug and Play. ISA 28.8's fly off the shelves.

    1998: Windows 98 is released with an integrated web browser, courtesy of Microsoft, and everyone forgets who Netscape is.

    2000: Slashdot posts a story about about how cool slashdot is, and is instantly slashdotted as people reload the page.

    2002: Grandma finally gets it when you tell her the internet isnt on the AOL cd she got in the mail.

    2003: Linux becomes THE buzzword, instantly making it the #1 os to brag about and will inevitably dominate the desktop forever. Resistance is futile.

    2004: Since AOL decides not to port AOL 8 to Linux the huge ISP fails and Time Warner starts talks with X10 about new and improved "Popup Commercials" for Cable TV.

    Of course I missed a few minor things, like how WAP became the dominant authoring language, IRC put AT&T and MCI out of business, and how SCO ranted and raved about nonsense until they were beaten by a giant penguin.

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    1. Re:How it really happened: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1995: Windows 95 hits store shelves hyping Plug and Play. ISA 28.8's fly off the shelves.


      I seem to recall that Win95 was actually not released until some times in 1997 (unless you count the official beta ware - though one could argue that Win95 GA was actually beta ware).

  22. I found it funny by Jonner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, as you probably know, humor is a matter of taste. I found it funny. If you've been reading Slashdot long, you should know it's not much of serious news source.

  23. Re:I'll save everyone some time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahah you spellede it INTRAWEB ebveryone knows it's teh INTARWEB! jeniuis!

  24. reference.... by mushi · · Score: 1

    timeline to history of internet... http://www.davesite.com/webstation/net-history.sht ml

  25. Cats by clambake · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, if Tim Berners-Lee had only held on to his "world wide web" then we'd probably all be speaking his name now... but we all know what happened to his empire, don't we:

    "Cats becomes sole proprietor of all your base. Every Zig moved."

    1. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, if Tim Berners-Lee had only held on to his "world wide web" then we'd probably all be speaking his name now...

      No. If TBL had "held on to" the WWW, nobody would ever had heard of it, or him. One of the major benefits of the WWW is that it is open for anybody to write browsers, servers, or run websites. If TBL had ever tried to exert control, the WWW would have been dropped instantly. Licensing was one of the things that killed gopher.

    2. Re:Cats by clambake · · Score: 1

      um, that was actually a joke, you'll note the part about Cats moving every zig?

  26. Why do they bother? by samael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It always amuses me when /. lags so far behind the times.

    Slashdot should stick to news stories. Checking blogdex and daypop once a day gives me a far better grasp of what 'cool links' are makign their way around the internet.

    1. Re:Why do they bother? by sandbagger · · Score: 1

      Man, it's like September all year around.

      Anyone remember that phrase?

      It refers to newbies students clogging usenet, flaming and otherwise needing to learn netiquette as the academic year started and universities handed out e-mail addresses.

      Back in, say, the mid 90s, people began complaining that it felt like September all year 'round.

      Personally, I never found Septembers the problem. It was more like October 'cause it took time for people to learn what an e-mail account was.

      Those were the days.

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  27. North American cities' public libraries. by donsaklad · · Score: 1

    There're many competent librarians and well run libraries. There're other librarians for whom the internet is the alternative. At our Boston Public Library improvements have happened because of the technology. BPL organizational culture is relatively more open. There's a long way to go yet for our BPL. BPL has been a good example of a bad example of North American cities' public libraries resistance to citizen participation in long range public libraries planning.

    See also
    http://GuideToProblematicalLibraryUse.blog-city.co m

  28. The Lemon? by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, is that like poor mans tneonion.com?

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    1. Re:The lemon? by panurge · · Score: 1

      No. The Onion is not a parody any more, because it is now an original creation in its own right. Furthermore, it is the brilliant riposte to Europeans who claim that Americans do not understand irony.

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    2. Re:The lemon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Americans do not understand irony.

      Apparently the do not. Do you know what irony is? If you're claiming that The Onion is ironic, then I guess you don't.

      I have a feeling you meant satire or possibly sarcasm, but you're probably too confused to figure out which.

    3. Re:The lemon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, it is the brilliant riposte to Europeans who claim that Americans do not understand irony.

      No. It proves our point. The Onion is satire, not irony. :-D

    4. Re:The lemon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic I know, who whoever modded this up is as ignorant as the poster. Satire is a genre, irony is a mode. They are far from mutually exclusive. Irony is frequently a vehicle for satire.
      Anyone who cares to read The Onion will realise that one of their main techniques is to state a point of view in such a way that reveals that pov to be misleading, dishonest, or stupid (or sometimes all three.) The usual meaning of irony is that something is written or said in such a way that exactly the opposite is conveyed. That is what the Onion is doing, with satirical intent. Many Onion articles are supposedly written in the first person, the character representing some facet of life or behaviour as being desirable when in fact we are made to understand by the context that the person concerned is a fool or a jerk. That has elements of both ordinary irony and stage irony, in which the audience is made aware of matters unknown to one or more of the protagonists. I could go on, but I guess I'm casting pearls before swine.

  29. What about IRC by Cackmobile · · Score: 0

    I think thats was pretty influencial as well. IT was pretty much the first chat thing. Thats where I got my first net porn when i was 15. I think it definately eserves a mention.

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  30. It began in 1876 by News+for+nerds · · Score: 1
    1. Re:It began in 1876 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit, the telephone network is larger (reaches more people), older, has more capacity, and is much more critical to the current functioning of the world.

      The real question you should ask youself is do you know the structure of the telephone network? who are the big providers? what happens when i dial a phone number?

      The internet is childs play compared to the phone network.

  31. The lemon? by clambake · · Score: 1

    Forgive me if this is off topic, but this is the first time I've seen "The Lemon" before... After seeing thier little "Desperate Personals" and trying to place where I have seen that same kind of thing before I began thinking: Am I correct in thinking that this is, in fact, a parody of a parody?

    There was a time when I thought the internet could be no more ironic... I beleive I was wrong in that assumption.

  32. Internet has no future by glMatrixMode · · Score: 1, Troll

    2003 : in april, AMD releases the Opteron, which has Palladium Hardwired. The AMD Athlon64 and Intel Prescott will follow.
    2004 : the mass market of hardware is mainly converted to Palladium.
    2005 : M$ releases Windows Longhorn, thus activating Palladium.

    Internet has no future.

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  33. Asshats! by imag0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The guy must be a Farker.

    Cheers man, you just got slashdotted!

  34. The Lemon? by jpkunst · · Score: 0

    Looks like one of those unfunny Onion wannabes who only make the superiority of The Onion painfully obvious. This is another one. (Tip: read Our Dumb Century to get an idea of how good those Onion guys actually are.)

    JP

  35. How many things did you predict? by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    In 1992, I predicted :
    Instant messaging
    An auction site
    Personal ads
    Job hunting sites
    and
    MMORPGS

    1. Re:How many things did you predict? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good predictions. I was using all of those except MMORPGs by 1990.

      Though don't let that stop you patenting them all now. Hasn't stopped anyone else.

    2. Re:How many things did you predict? by jmtpi · · Score: 1
      It appears that zephyr, the instant messaging system used internally at MIT (and CMU, etc), dates at least to 1990. (Or perhaps the documentation dates to 1990. In which case zephyr might be almost as old as Project Athena which started in 1983 or 1984.)

      See this document: Zephyr Revisions

    3. Re:How many things did you predict? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Once I found some old document that I had written back in the BBS / Fido-style network days. I read it a couple of times and then realized I had "invented" (as in "wouldn't this be cool") a particularly clumsy form of E-mail attachments and then forgot about it. Luckily. =)

      I also "predicted" graphical MUDs (that is, MMORPGs) as soon as I first played the textual MUDs. I don't feel anything special about that because probably everyone else thought so and people were obviously already working on them or even operating something like that. Year or so later I found AlphaWorld and some other graphical multi-user environments, even later saw the rise of Ultima Online, and then I got back playing Ultima VII. Or something like that. =)

    4. Re:How many things did you predict? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      ANd you failed to patent any of them. Too bad, you could have been richer than Jeff Bezos!

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  36. The Internet was invented by SETI by aardwolf204 · · Score: 0

    The Internet was invented by SETI in an attempt to obtain free processing power.

    It didnt become popular until later when Playboy registered their domain.

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  37. "Destructive" history, inventing the television by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If that something is a single event, then it must be fundamentaly different, and destroy the prior 'world': Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Marx' theory of class struggle (good and bad).

    What did the Apollo moon landings destroy? Or climbing Mount Everest? Or the creation of the Olympic movement? Or Pasteur's work in medicine?

    I'm sorry, but I don't see how something has to be destructive, even in the loosest sense of the word as you're applying it, to be either influential or historical.

    Oh, and as for just who "invented" the television, well, that's a real can of worms you've opened there. Farnsworth? George Carey? W. E. Sawyer? Edwin Belin? Vladimir Kosma Zworykin? John Logie Baird? Denes von Mihaly? Take your pick.

    Farnsworth's showed off his technology on September 7, 1927. Baird's first public demonstration (to the general public in a department store) was on March 25, 1925, and he had a working model a year earlier.

    Of all the pioneers who can claim to have invented the television, Farnsworth's claim isn't the strongest. But, obviously, because he was American he's the one Americans credit.

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    1. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How is this flamebait? Different countries often credit different people with inventing the same thing depending on their nationality.

    2. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I don't see how something has to be destructive, even in the loosest sense of the word as you're applying it, to be either influential or historical.

      Ok, but that's not what this is about.

      davejenkins: his invention certainly is influential, but not him.

      Who was the first to climb Mount Everest? I have no clue.

    3. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who was the first to climb Mount Everest? I have no clue.

      I'm guessing that you're an American. Most non-Americans know the answer to your question but, because neither of the first party to coquer Everest was American, not many Americans do. Similarly, I bet you can't name the first men to make it to the North and South Poles or the first man to circumnavigate the world.

    4. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      Everest, Edmund Hillary, along with a Sherpa guide named Tenzing Norgay.

      South Pole, Amundsen. Norwegian, he and his sled-dog eating party beat out Scott and his "We're British, we don't eat dogs." team.

      North Pole, Peary or Cook, take your pick. I know there was some dispute about this, but as much as pack ice moves, I'm willing to give them both credit.

      The first man to circumnavigate the world is, I think, a trick question. The normal answer would be Magellan, but he died in the Phillipines on the way. I can't remember the names of the eighteen men that did make it, but their ship was the Victoria

      And gee! Guess what-- I'm a product of an American public school education. I highly doubt that "Most non-Americans know the answer to your question..." Your bias is showing through quite strongly. I would argue that most people in the world do not know the answers to your questions.

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    5. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What did the Apollo moon landings destroy? ... Or Pasteur's work in medicine?

      I don't know about the others, but Pasteur destroyed lots of anthrax, rabies, and chicken cholera. :-)

    6. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein's theory of relativity didn't "destroy" the eariler Newtonian physics; Newtonian physics is alive and well, and still far more widely used than relativity. Einstein just showed that Newton's theory was not universally applicable. It's still a very good approximatoin in ordinary circumstances.

    7. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you have to look up any of that through Google ?

    8. Re:"Destructive" history, inventing the television by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      Actually, no. I am a font of useless trivia, especially when it comes to geography, explorers and naval history. I am a voracious reader, subscribe to Discover, and Scientific America and am a member of the National Geographic Society.

      In other words, I'm a geek with broad interests.

      A point about Google (much rather Dogpile-- get all the engines at once). What would it matter if I had used it? As I tell my kids all the time, the point isn't knowing all the answers, but knowing how to find them. Whether you use the web or the library, the point is to learn by looking for the answers, not learning facts by rote. I know the stuff I know because I find it interesting, such as Victoria and Victory, or why standard rail gauge is standard rail gauge.

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  38. they missed some more important timeline by crux6rind · · Score: 3, Informative

    -IRC
    -browser war
    -opensource/unix/linux
    -apache webserver
    -wireless (802.11a/b/g)
    anything else?

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    1. Re:they missed some more important timeline by inaeldi · · Score: 1
      If you want to get very specific, they also missed the OC1/2/4/8/12/16/32/64/128/255 backbone.

      (Note to network experts who might read this post: I don't actually know all the OCs, I was just guessing.)

    2. Re:they missed some more important timeline by crotherm · · Score: 1

      The really big thing they missed was when NFSnet handed the reins of the backbone over to commercial carriers. Back then we thought that was the death of the internet.... We may have been right.. :p

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  39. truncated version by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    A: The internet was invented. It was all text.
    B: The web was invented. It had pretty pictures. Some people thought they could make money from it. They failed.
    C: Spam and pop-ups.

    The end.

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    1. Re:truncated version by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Regardin Migor.

      What the Hell was that?!?

    2. Re:truncated version by shogun · · Score: 1

      I second that, one of the more interestingly written Journals I've seen....

    3. Re:truncated version by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      Regardin Migor.

      Presumabaly, he would eat your soul.

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  40. also mentioned in this internet history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://lrc.csun.edu/~battias/454/sum97/hist.html

  41. no memory of the history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Big woo, it's the same with everything that's invented. I've never really gone back and appreciated the history of the toaster, but I use it every day.

  42. When did you join The Internet? by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure when I did.

    All I remember is that, at first I had email through a bbs-email gateway. I used this to download files with an email-ftp gateway. The bbs owner was not amused.

    When I finally got on the net, it was via a dialup unix box. I remember that some months after this, the first version of Mosaic for Windows (and shortly after, for the Amiga) was released.

    Those months, I dabbled in Gopher, but with the advent of Mosaic, I quickly gave it up.

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  43. If Only by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    First piece of spam appears in USENET newsgroups and is quickly removed. "Well, that should be the last of that", say users.

    If only, is there anything we could have done to prevent the worlwide spam epidemic ?

  44. How come by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    How come Fark gets a mention but not /. ?, haven't we killed enough servers ?.

  45. /.ed -- here's the article (as seen by lynx) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    (If we all used lynx, maybe it wouldn't have got /.ed so soon)

    Many young people around the world use the internet every day, and yet they have no memory of the history that led to the creation of the global network. Many have no understanding of how or why the internet has developed. As part of out continuing efforts to combat ignorance around the world, The Lemon is proud to present...

    The History of The Internet

    ARPANET (precursor to internet) invented. (If anyone makes any overused Al Gore jokes they will be beaten unconscious with a 300 baud modem)

    Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniack get stoned out of their minds and build a computer that costs a fortune and runs no software. "Everyone will want one of these!", says Jobs.

    Dr. Robert M. Metcalfe develops Ethernet, later to be replaced by SodiumPentatholNet.

    E-mail invented. most common message: "Let me know when you're there so I can call you"

    Dan Bricklin invents the spreadsheet. It will be 5 more years before anyone knows what they're for, and another decade before anyone knows how to use them.

    Bill Gates embarks on heroic and lifelong quest to piss off every person in America.

    Researchers develop TCP/IP, DNS, IAB, and other important internet acronyms.

    Apple's low-cost computers for schools offers an affordable way to give kids training in software they will never use.

    Scientists develop sexy buzzword "Internet" to replace awkward term "ARPANET"

    First ISP created. Business is slow due to the fact that the Internet has no purpose, nobody knows about it, and more people own Betamax machines than computers.

    World-Wide Web released by CERN. Group suggests someone invent a web browser so people can use it.

    Mosaic - the first major web browser - is released. Users complain that it should support animated gifs, or at least a tag. Yeah, that would look AWESOME!

    DOOM is released, slowing the network to a near stop, and worker productivity to a total stop. Parents rejoice as the release of the game frees them from all responsibility for how their kids behave.

    First piece of spam appears in USENET newsgroups and is quickly removed. "Well, that should be the last of that", say users.

    AOL, Compuserve, Prodigy, and other on-line services take off, making heaps of cash. Microsoft execs begin thinking: "Maybe we should look into this internet thing".

    Support for animated .GIF files and MIDI music on webpages becomes widespread. "Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!", scream users.

    Release of Windows 95 and Internet Explorer bring sharp rise in memory sales, profanity use.

    Real Audio released, allowing users to listen to halting bursts of static in real time.

    Instant messaging created as a way for people all over the world to interrupt each other.

    US Robotics releases the 56k modem, allowing users to download even more data before their next random disconnect.

    AOL begins its efforts to make sure that no human being on planet earth is without an AOL sign-up disk.

    Parenting groups become concerned that spending extended time online is depriving children of important time spent watching television.

    Internet introduced to businesses. Worker productivity up 35% Internet Porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%

    Scam e-mails replace oil as the chief export of Nigeria.

    3lit3 hax0rz, d00d: Teens become most prolific illiterate writers in history.

    Internet gold rush. Silicon valley geeks crushed to death under heaps of investment money

    Napster introduced. Rampant piracy drives Metallica to life of abject poverty as wandering minstrels. Other artists soon to follow.

    Everquest Released. People give up repetitive, boring, normal lives in exchange for repetitive, boring, virtual lives.

    FARK introduced as a service to help teenage boys locate pictures of breasts on the internet.

    Y

    1. Re:/.ed -- here's the article (as seen by lynx) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is great! Now we can assign our OWN dates!

  46. eh? by pr0nbot · · Score: 0

    What is this internet of which you speak? Does it have an AOL keyword?

  47. He rode the wave by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, he rode the wave. Saying something is happening does not mean you made it happen. A case of a post hoc ergo proper hoc argument, for you classicists out there.

    1. Re:He rode the wave by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He never claimed to have invented it or anything else!
      Ya gotta stop getting you news from Jay Leno & that boring Rush guy.

    2. Re:He rode the wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know that Rush Limbaugh is the guy whose asshole appears at goatse.cx? Knowledge is power!

    3. Re:He rode the wave by l1gunman · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't that be "post hoc ergo propter hoc"?

      IANAL - I am not a Latin (but I saw one on TV).

    4. Re:He rode the wave by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 1

      Yeah it would. Evidently I have small Latin and less Greek. My tcl's quite good though.

    5. Re:He rode the wave by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      "that boring Rush guy" Proof that you (like 99.9 percent of his detractors) have never, ever, listened to his show.

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  48. Speaking of Computer Shopper ... by bryanp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was picking up a new skiffy novel the other day and they had a stack of Computer Shopper's up by the register. I picked up this anemically thin thing and commented to my wife "I remember when CS was this thin the first time, about 20 years ago." The Geekboy behind the counter was actually awed. Kids these days ...

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  49. Best. Qoute. Never. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since its inception almost 30 years ago, the internet has been transformed from a primitive device for sharing thoughts and ideas, into a massive network where people pay to connect and read advertisements they don't want, while calling each other "asshats".



    Sounds painfully like Fark.com to me.. and to a lesser extent, Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Best. Qoute. Never. by schnits0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shut the hell up, you asshat!

  50. Some things missing by TomK32 · · Score: 0

    * In 1991 Linux, the first internet-virus basing on the GPL infected the network and endangered the satanic leadership of the M$-Corp.
    * 2005. After years of law-suits against /. and google, Scientology buys the internet from inventor Al Gore.
    * In the years between 1997 and 2037 a hacker-group calling themself slashdot attacked various internet-sites by send out millions of modem-armed soliders.

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  51. A much better reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are really interested in the history of the
    Internet then try reading :
    "Where Wizards Stay Up Late"
    It even discusses the "Terminal Imps/HoneyWell 516"
    Mainframes that served as the first routers on the internet.

  52. An oldie but a goodie: History of the World by Micro$will · · Score: 5, Funny

    2.5 million B.C.: OOG the Open Source Caveman develops the axe and releases it under the GPL. The axe quickly gains popularity as a means of crushing moderators' heads.

    100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

    10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

    3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

    2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

    1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

    490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

    399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

    336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

    4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

    A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

    A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

    A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

    A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.

    A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

    A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

    A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

    A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

    A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

    A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition.

    A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

    A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

    A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

    A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words.

    A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

    A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

    A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

    A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that many of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

    A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click steam engine.

  53. Matrix: How it really happened by axxackall · · Score: 1

    2005: the last sale of a cell-phone without internet connection; 2006: the last sale of a cell-phone without embedded PDA; 2007: first cell-phone (with PDA) implaneted to the brain for direct connections with voice, messages and IP; 2008: first beowulf cluster based on brain-implanted cell-PDAs; 2009: the last porn-site is closed, now it goes virtual on IRC; 2010: the last sale of a PC - people use only brain-implanted cell-PDAs; 2011: self-repairable servers; 2012: the last travelling to the work; 2013: the last social contact done at physical meeting; ??? 2020: Matrix? 2030: Matrix reloaded?

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    Less is more !
  54. A real, good and serious history... by VDM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "A brief history of the future", J.Naughton, is a very good book on the origins of the Internet, with some even funny detail. Worth to be read (more than T.Berners-Lee book...)

  55. Authoritative history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The invention of internet is lost in the mists of time. Several ancient civilizations lay a claim to it. The Chinese say that they invented internet because "everything of note was invented by them." The Indians say that internet was invented by them and Rishi Vatsyayna (author of the treatise Kamasutra, "The art of making love") was the first to make sex-related posts.

    However researchers say that the internet has its humble beginnings not in civilization, but in uncivilization, such as when an ape threw a rock at another and gave birth to the art of flaming. Such uncouth behaviour has now largely been eradicated from the internet discourse.

    With the advent of smoke signals, communication enhanced. However, people started sending ads in the smoke signals - "buy my goat", "buy my bow and arrow", etc. As long as it was novelty, people didn't mind. But when organized business started buying world supplies of smoke producing material, the people quickly stepped in and put an end to it. They cut the throats of businesspeople.

    In the modern era, Microsoft claims that they invented the internet. But the truth is that modern internet was invented in a secret location in Nevada. As a lowly researcher, I was a witness to it. The top scientists of my dept. started a computer saying it was on the internet and waited. And waited. When nothing happened, I politely suggested that they may need at least two computers to create an internet, you know.

    There were sheepish smiles and the scientists did that. Since then this law has come to be known as the Fundamental Law of Minimum Number of Interconnections for an Internetworking System. It is named for yours truly.

  56. Not invented at all, merely discovered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All this time I thought that the internet was not invented, that it existed all along and simply got discovered by some lucky few and then exploited later.


    Grinning, ducking, and running...

  57. And then... by mgbaron · · Score: 1

    And then Al Gore said "Let there be internet"....

  58. Triumph of the Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This documentary is out on DVD! It is a great way to see how computers got started. There was a sequel which talked about the Internet, but it wasn't as good. I forgot what the name is.

  59. Uh, nice, but NO by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    " But he was resposible for seeing that it got funding"

    I'm sure that is some comfort.

    Fact is, had Al not sponsored some legislation, 434 other reps would have. Al just got out in front of the wave. He showed no insight (if he had, he would have been sponsoring it 10 years prior). He showed no courage ("Internet good!" was never cotroversial). And for him to say he invented the internet is the same as Bush claiming that he figured out that Saddam was a bad guy.

    Al was not reponsible for anything other than trying to pad his resume.

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    You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you
  60. They've got it backward by PhipleTroenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    The email message wasn't "Let me know when you're there so I can call you".

    The phone message was "Did you get my email".

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    When VPNs are outlawed, only outlaws have VPNs.
  61. A more complete history by dcherk · · Score: 5, Informative

    For a much more complete history of not just the internet, but of interactive computing in general, read The Dream Machine by M. Mitchell Waldrop. This book centers around JCR Linklider and describes the efforts he and many other people made to invent networking, the mouse, the modern PC, and interactive computers in general.
    From the Amazon review: "Waldrop interviewed dozens of contemporaries and examined reams of notes and primary sources to compose this massive biography of influence that stretches from MIT to the Pentagon to Xerox PARC and far beyond."
    Many funny annecdotes are part of the story: Why is the mouse called "Mouse", the origin of "Requests for Comments", why is it called "Ethernet" and so on.
    Strongly recommended!

  62. Not Complete--Forgot to list War Games!! by Kong99 · · Score: 1
    I mean come on! We won't even mention how many Slashdotters were inspired by this movie alone... maybe more amazing is they remained geeks after they realized that they will not get the pretty girl, even if they did alter her grades!

    Sadly we did find out that you cannot hold the world hostage with a computer, 300 baud modem, and a cool voice syntheziser!! But damnit if we did not try!!

  63. Myth? Gore said it himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the actual CNN quote, Gore claims that he created the Internet when he got into Congress in the late 1970s.

    The actual creation of the Internet took place in the late 1960s through 1973. His claim is false.

    It is certainly not a "smear" to point out that he got on the scene after the Internet was created, and the best he can claim is influencing it after the fact. "I took the initiative in creating the Internet" is Gore's actual statement, and it is false.

    Hint: Don't check Snopes. They left out the facts. Do some independent queries into Gore's actual statement, and actual years of Internet history.

  64. Gore and funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But he was resposible for seeing that it got funding, and was pushed into the private sector. Credit where credit is due."

    He funded it long after it was created. He funded it along with many others.

    Credit where credit is due? Any credit for its creatiog (which Gore claimed for himself) is not due to the man.

  65. Gore claimed to have invented it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In the context of Gore's statement, invent means the same as create. He claimed to be the guy who first made the Internet. Whether you use the word create, or invent, it is all the same, and it is all not true at all.

    1. Re:Gore claimed to have invented it by edhall · · Score: 3, Informative

      But in the only sense that matters for a politition, he did create the Internet. Senator Gore (or rather some unnamed staffer) wrote the legislation that created NSFNET back when DARPA was chasing everyone without military connections off the ARPANET (resulting in the MILNET). Thus was born the backbone of the Internet. He also wrote the continuing legislation that funded the NSF backbone for the five or six years it took to become self-sufficent. This was no mean feat; contrary to the grandparent post that claims he was just riding a wave of support, there was a lot of opposition and cries of wasted taxpayer money. (Eventually those cries were right -- funding lasted a couple years longer than it probably needed to.) It wasn't until after Netscape's success that VCs started lining up with funding and the real "wave" began. The perception that the Internet was a desirable thing was quite uncommon thirteen years ago even if it seems perfectly obvious to us now.

      -Ed
  66. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Well, it was cute. But that tip off about Zombo.com, (warning: flash) was great. Anything is possible at Zombo.com!

  67. the Real Audio one is better by BACbKA · · Score: 1

    "Real Audio released, allowing users to listen to halting bursts of static in real time."
    I think this is the best part literature-wise...

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    VKh

  68. People have no understanding of *history* by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    This line was unintentionally funny to me: Many have no understanding of how or why the internet has developed.

    Most people I encounter here in the United States have only a limited grasp of the history of even our own country. I don't know how it is elsewhere, but American society is so future-focused that we have only the most dim recollections of even recent history.

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    1. Re:People have no understanding of *history* by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Well, the History Channel's actually pretty popular these days, so many Americans are pretty informed about history. Well, Nazi-related history, at least. Maybe a little about guns and prostitutes in the Old West.

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      [insert witty quote here]
  69. Java and JavaScript by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Before the Internet, computer users enjoyed frequent crashes, lockups, bizarre messages, infinite loops, and freezes that required the three-fingered salute.

    Then along came the Internet, where everything was in HTML, which had none of these problems (the worst that could happen was a screen that looked bad).

    But then along came Java and Java Script, and the Internet has "caught up", so now web pages are full of frequent crashes, lockups, bizarre messages, infinite loops. Once again computer users can enjoy when they were used to in the pre-Internet days. No longer are they in an environment free of the mistakes of bad programmers .

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  70. I thought it was hillarious. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    The only other timeline I've enjoyed so much was PA's post-Columbine timeline, including the Columbine mod for Half-Life.

    Funny stuff for those who can lighten up.

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  71. OT: nice sig [was: Re:The lemon?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  72. Pathetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could make something more detailed and accurate with my eyes closed.

  73. Where's the Monty Python reference? by Netsnipe · · Score: 1
    A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition.


    You forgot to mention that nobody expected it! = )
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  74. He rode the wave in 1986, eh? by Von+Rex · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is that the right-wing spin of the day? That Gore just "rode the wave" and that 400+ other legislators would have done the same thing?

    Check this out. You might learn something.

    Al Gore and the Creation of the Internet"

    As you'll see, Gore made his first proposal to fund a universal version of the internet in 1986. How many other politicians, people not usually known for being up to date with technology, were pushing the internet in 1986? Were you?

    This article puts 1986 into perspective:

    "That Gore wrote about a national "data highway" as far back as 1986 is extremely significant. It is important to make clear the context of the state of computing at that time. The IBM PC was only four years old. The Apple II computer was still in widespread use. The number of hosts on the Internet numbered, as counted by Mark Lottor's Internet Domain Survey, was 5,089. Entire universities (such as Michigan State University) made their initial connection to the Internet in 1986. In order for Gore to make this kind of speech in 1986, he had to have been conversant with the thinking of computer scientists and Internet pioneers. Such pioneers included such as Vint Cerf, Steven Wolf, and Larry Smarr - then director of the National Center for Supercomputer Applications at the University of Illinois (NCSA), where Mosaic would be born some seven years later."

    Did you get that, bunky? Seven years before Mosaic. Is that what you call "riding the wave"?

    Speaking of Vinton Cerf, who might be trusted to have an informed opinion on this, this is what he had to say about Gore:

    Al Gore was the first political leader to recognize the importance of the Internet and to promote and support its development.

    No one person or even small group of persons exclusively "invented" the Internet. It is the result of many years of ongoing collaboration among people in government and the university community. But as the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time.

    Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." We don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he "invented" the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet. The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening. We feel it is timely to offer our perspective.

    As far back as the 1970s Congressman Gore promoted the idea of high speed telecommunications as an engine for both economic growth and the improvement of our educational system. He was the first elected official to grasp the potential of computer communications to have a broader impact than just improving the conduct of science and scholarship. Though easily forgotten, now, at the time this was an unproven and controversial concept. Our work on the Internet started in 1973 and was based on even earlier work that took place in the mid-late 1960s. But the Internet, as we know it today, was not deployed until 1983. When the Internet was still in the early stages of its deployment, Congressman Gore provided intellectual leadership by helping create the vision of the potential benefits of high speed computing and communication. As an example, he sponsored hearings on how advanced technologies might be put to use in areas like coordinating the response of government agencies to natural disasters and other crises.

    As a Senator in the 1980s Gore urged government agencies t

    1. Re:He rode the wave in 1986, eh? by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 2, Informative
      "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

      - nuff said.

    2. Re:He rode the wave in 1986, eh? by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I was using the internet earlier than that. How can he have "took the initiative in creating the Internet" when it already existed?

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  75. Turn off Rush and go to Google by Von+Rex · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was sponsoring it years before any other legislator had even heard of it. I'd lay even money that he was sponsoring it before you heard of it. You were probably still watching Sesame Street when Gore was sponsoring the internet.

    1. Re:Turn off Rush and go to Google by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was USING the internet before he sponsored it.

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  76. Sir Francis Drake by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "the first man to circumnavigate the world."

    It was Sir Francis Drake, who circumcized the world with a 100 foot clipper.

    You can find this and more amazing history facts at:

    this guy's messy blog.

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  77. Right wing? Nah. Listen to Gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has nothing to do with "right wingers". The most damning information comes from Gore's direct quote from CNN. He took credit for creating the Internet when he was in Congress.

    He got into Congress in 1976. The Internet was created by 1973.

    "Despite your +5 moderation, your right-wing spin, and your use of latin, I think I'll take Vint's word over yours."

    Vint himself says that the Internet was created around 1973. The most telling quote is the one you ignore, and it is in your message: "Our work on the Internet started in 1973 and was based on even earlier work that took place in the mid-late 1960s" [Vint Cerf]

    All of your message was spin, to avoid the simple fact that Gore got involved with the Internet long after it was created, and no matter how much he helped it years later, he had nothing to do with its creation, and his claim is a lie.

    No one can deny that he had an important rule in shaping the Internet after its creation.

    However, I defy you to support Gore's claim that he created it while in Congress.

  78. Turn off Rush? No, turn off CNN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He was sponsoring it years before any other legislator had even heard of it ....and he started sponsoring it years after it was created. This comes from CNN, not Rush. And this is relevant: Gore's wild claim was not that he sponsored it; it was that he created it.

    1. Re:Turn off Rush? No, turn off CNN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was the lead sponser to champion it's conversion from a private government network into a public one (Which was renamed the "Internet"). He was very much resposible for it's "creation" as a publicly accessable network.

      And I dare say he did more to "create" the internet than any 5000 slashdot posters have!

  79. And the final step... by Kyont · · Score: 1

    D: Profit!!!

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  80. Not Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it when slashdot carries factually incorrect spoofs of otherwise interesting topics. This isn't spoofdot.net and I have better things to do with my time than click into sites concieved and written by moron-childs. If its a slow news-day its a slow news-day.

    If I wanted to read the quips of an idiot concerning historical matters that that idiot knows nothing about, I'd read the comments section from a slashdot story.

  81. Uh, Farnsworth? by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    Just as Philo T. Farnsworth "invented" television

    Ex-squeeze me? John Logie Baird demonstrated the first television at the Royal Institute several months before Farnsworth ever completed his.

    1. Re:Uh, Farnsworth? by davejenkins · · Score: 1

      Do you understand the usage of quotation marks in sentences to denote irony?

      Duh.

  82. "nuff said" Hardly... by 2names · · Score: 1
    I am not a Gore supporter. However, stating that he took a leadership role during the creation phase of the Internet project IN NO WAY translates to him claming to have invented the fukcing thing.

    God Dammit, people, get a fucking education.

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    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
  83. Poof! by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 1

    Algore's blathering, disproves this:

    During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    lol

  84. Al Gore was in Congress in 1226. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He created the fishingnet.

  85. Al Gore helped fund the public utility: Internet by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Several years ago, people were saying that Vint Cerf was the "father of the Internet". I found Vint's email address somewhere and wrote to him. He said that it was true that Al Gore was an originator of the Internet; Al was the first government leader to support making the old DarpaNet and the old, largely proprietary Internet into a public utility. Vint was one of the technical fathers of the Internet, but Al Gore was the father of the public utility we know today.

    It is difficult to imagine now, but those who were on the Internet before it became a public utility often did not want it to be public. That was in the days before spam email and pop-up ads.

  86. Hmmm by 2names · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I have to agree with you.

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  87. Henry Ford created the automobile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He was the lead sponser to champion it's conversion from a private government network into a public one (Which was renamed the "Internet")."

    Nope. It had the name "Internet" before he even got into Congress.

    "And I dare say he did more to "create" the internet than any 5000 slashdot posters have!"

    Howard Hughes did a lot in aviation, but he did not invent the airplane.

  88. Is Vint Cerf senile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He said that it was true that Al Gore was an originator of the Internet"

    Are you a faking troll, or is Vint Cerf senile? All over the place he says that the Internet was created from the 1960s through 1973. How can he reconcile these contradictory statements?

    Can he document that Gore worked on it during the 1960s so he is one of its originators?

    1. Re:Is Vint Cerf senile? by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Al Gore wasn't even in politics in those days!

  89. He said he invented it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "However, stating that he took a leadership role during the creation phase of the Internet project IN NO WAY translates to him claming to have invented the fukcing thing.

    Your paraphrase of Gore is inaccurate, but even that paraphrase is not true. He did not take a leadership role in creation of the Internet: it was already created before he was ever on the scene.

    What he did claim was that he invented it. The word he uses was "create". Look up the words and find it means the same thing.

    1. Re:He said he invented it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The word he uses is "initiative". It was, indeed, his initiative that the Senate passed that resulted in the creation of the Internet as we know it today. Before that, there was the Arpanet and a half-dozen alternatives.

      Credit where credit's due. It's a shame that clumsy wording on his part, and illiteracy amongst the US right, means that his comments have ended up being paraphrased, entirely bizarrely (why the hell would someone even think to claim such a thing?) as "I invented the internet".

  90. Gore lied? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But in the only sense that matters for a politition, he did create the Internet"

    You mean that like a typical politician, he lied about his work? It must be; he was involved in changing the Internet, but he certainly had nothing to do with creating it.

    "Thus was born the backbone of the Internet"

    The Internet had been around for years before Senator Gore got into office. It had a backbone, too.

    1. Re:Gore lied? by edhall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ARPANET (or ARPA Internet as some called it at the time) existedbefore Gore was in office. Gore had nothing to do with its creation, and never really claimed to. It had a backbone, which became MILNET after DARPA cut off all the nodes which couldn't justify their connection in terms of support for military projects. Gore's legislation created a new backbone, run by the National Science Foundation. Without it, and without Gore's follow-on legislation opening it up to commercial use, the Internet as we know it would not exist. You can quibble with the phrase "took the initiative in creating the Internet" (more accurate would be "created the backbone of the modern Internet"), but it doesn't change the fact that Gore's role was a crucial one.

      -Ed
  91. The title of the Gore book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This documentary is out on DVD! It is a great way to see how computers got started. There was a sequel which talked about the Internet, but it wasn't as good. I forgot what the name is"

    This book is "Al Gore's Greatest Invention", published by Doublespeak. Tom Clunky is the author. It is the sequel to the bestselling account of Gore's invention of air "Al Gore and the Stuff We Sneeze In" by J.K. Rollinginthedough.

    I suggest you read "Love Story" after you read these two. It is about Gore and Tipper. He said so.

  92. What Al Gore claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "He never claimed to have invented it or anything else!
    Ya gotta stop getting you news from Jay Leno & that boring Rush guy.


    He claimed to have invented it on CNN. Elsewhere, he also did the following:

    claimed to have heard as a child a union song that was not written until he grew up

    claimed that "Love Story" was about him and Tipper

    claimed to have "discovered" the Love Canal toxic waste problem.

  93. A fair summary of Vint Cerf's view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would be fair that Vint Cerf is so appreciative of the work Al Gore did on the Internet, that he is quite willing to overlook Gore's lie that he created it, even to the point of defending the lie even though his (Vint's) own explanations of Internet history (years given) prove Gore wrong.

  94. What did the moon landings destroy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the stories put out by Art Bell and the Red Chinese government, all the moon landings destroyed were some props in a Hollywood back lot.

  95. fun with Zombo from the lemon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...try opening on 3 to 7 different windows.
    It creates a spooky yet fun echo-hypnotic effect that is hours of intertainment

  96. How to rip off the onion by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 1

    The onion follows the following format for their articles:
    1) Think of something funny.
    2) Write a five paragraph article ramming that funny idea into the ground at breakneck speeds.

    Most sites that imitate the onion seem to have trouble with step 1 but really nail step 2.

    PS: Step 3) PROFIT is implied.

  97. You are a right-wing nut case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't you read the messages? If you say anything to dispute the idea that Albert Gore Jr. invented/created/conjured/imagined the Internet, this means you are a ring-wing nutcase dittohead. You probably rigged the Florida election, shot JFK, and keep universal health care from the American masses too.

  98. Internet is a public utility, the inter-net not. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    The Internet DID NOT EXIST in the 60s and 70s. That was DarpaNet. The Internet is a public utility; DarpaNet was used by DARPA, Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration, an organization of the U.S. government that studies the best way to kill people and destroy property.

    Darpa's inter-net began to be used by universities and by people who had some connection with universities, such as people at Tektronix, a company that was manufacturing oscilloscopes for military use.

    The big contribution of Al Gore was his championing the idea of making the inter-net the public utility now called the Internet. It seems obvious now, but back then it was not at all obvious that private computers needed to be connected. There was a LOT of opposition to making the inter-net public.

    The old inter-net was extremely useful, but its uses were extremely limited compared to the Internet we have now.

  99. Who to believe... Vint Cerf or you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Internet DID NOT EXIST in the 60s and 70s. That was DarpaNet"

    Both Vint Cerf and the Internet History FAQ claim that the Internet DID exist in the 1960s and early 1970s. Vint Cerf should know what he is talking about (but for all I know the FAQ is written by Trekkies). Cerf, by the way, referred to the Internet not the "inter-net".

    What makes you more of an authority than Vint Cerf?

  100. Waste of Timeline by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    Man, what a biased piece of crap. I tried to find the humor in this but I kept thinking "this is for kids to know the truth." The Facts, regardless how they are colored, are wrong. I know Protigy, Compuserve and AOL started much earlier. And didn't Windows 95 come out in 96 or 97? Maybe the author doesn't know what a spreadsheet is but the millions of accountants do because they wrote them out by hand. I could point out all the errors but I don't have the time. I am thoroughly disgusted by this lame joke - I was hoping for something intelligent.

    1. Re:Waste of Timeline by leapis · · Score: 1

      Actually, Windows 95 came out on August 24, 1995. And its spelled Prodigy. There are more errors, but I don't have the time.

  101. Don't forget Flash... by djeaux · · Score: 1

    ... or the "integrated development tools" that let any creature with an opposable thumb (and presumably capable of moving a mouse) add "interactivity" to web pages ...

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    "Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
  102. I'm not an authority, Vint Cerf is the authority. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Everyone is just using the new word to describe the old service.

    I'm not an authority. Everything I posted here was verified by Vint Cerf himself, in an answer to a private email message.

  103. Can't forget Flash! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Can't forget Flash. Thanks to Flash, we have the phenomenon of "flashlocking", in which you can't even enter Web sites without either upgrading Flash, or waiting while a crude cartoon that would even embarass Hanna-Barbera draws itself for 15 minutes.

    Using Flash on your site is like hanging a "do not disturb" sign on your doorknob.

    Here is an excellent example of a flashlocked site:

    http://www.globemusic.com

    The people who run it apparently have no problem with turning away the vast majority of casual browsers. If you can get in (last time I knew), the Flash-designed page was very bad: just about everything black or very dark with tiny unreadable letters.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  104. First ISP? by dszd0g · · Score: 1

    The Lemon lists in 1990:

    First ISP created. Business is slow due to the fact that the Internet has no purpose, nobody knows about it, and more people own Betamax machines than computers.

    Hobbe's lists:

    1990:

    The World comes on-line (world.std.com), becoming the first commercial provider of Internet dial-up access

    UUnet started in 1987 and Netcom started in 1998.

    The Internet wasn't offically cleared for commercial use until 1990 and I believe Software Tool & Die did some of the pushing and received some of the backlash for commercializing the Internet. But both UUNet and Netcom were around first weren't they? When ARPAnet officially became the commercial "Internet", I believe UUNet changed their name to "Alternet." Netcom kept the same name.

    As I recall I got my first Netcom shell account in 1990. I used e-mail, usenet, fsp, and ftp (and archie). Around 1991 or 1992 I think I started using irc. I recall using dipd(?) and later slirp(I think this link is to the same program, just a newer version) to turn my shell account into a slip/ppp account, but I didn't really start doing that until the Web came out as there wasn't much point prior.

    Netcom was bought out by ICG, then Mindspring bought it from ICG, then Earthlink bought out Mindspring.

    I lost Netcom my shell account around 1994, but some people still have their original 1988 @netcom.com e-mail address still maintained by Earthlink.

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  105. I had email in 78 and ... by WillASeattle · · Score: 2, Funny

    remember when 300 baud was fast, 110 baud was normal, and only rich people had 1200 baud modems ...

    and ...

    WE LIKED IT!

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  106. and then there was pr0n ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least they got something right : the internet was invented with porn in mind !!!

    yeah, but we had to handcode the bits of the image files - I mean, it took about ten days just to create a simple graphic file ....

  107. Remember when they published email addresses? by DonGar · · Score: 1

    Do you remember when 'they' were publishing all known email addresses in a single paper book? I thought it was really cool when I saw it in a book store.

    They had me listed five different times with addresses that pointed to different machines in the lab. 'dgarrett@alcor.engr.latech.edu', 'dgarrett@altar.engr.latech.edu', etc.

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  108. linked to from history of Usenet: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    From: Andy Tanenbaum (ast@cs.vu.nl)
    Subject: LINUX is obsolete

    View this article only
    Newsgroups: comp.os.minix
    Date: 1992-01-29 05:23:33 PST

    I was in the U.S. for a couple of weeks, so I haven't commented much on
    LINUX (not that I would have said much had I been around), but for what
    it is worth, I have a couple of comments now.

    As most of you know, for me MINIX is a hobby, something that I do in the
    evening when I get bored writing books and there are no major wars,
    revolutions, or senate hearings being televised live on CNN. My real
    job is a professor and researcher in the area of operating systems.

    As a result of my occupation, I think I know a bit about where operating
    are going in the next decade or so. Two aspects stand out:

    1. MICROKERNEL VS MONOLITHIC SYSTEM
    Most older operating systems are monolithic, that is, the whole operating
    system is a single a.out file that runs in 'kernel mode.' This binary
    contains the process management, memory management, file system and the
    rest. Examples of such systems are UNIX, MS-DOS, VMS, MVS, OS/360,
    MULTICS, and many more.

    The alternative is a microkernel-based system, in which most of the OS
    runs as separate processes, mostly outside the kernel. They communicate
    by message passing. The kernel's job is to handle the message passing,
    interrupt handling, low-level process management, and possibly the I/O.
    Examples of this design are the RC4000, Amoeba, Chorus, Mach, and the
    not-yet-released Windows/NT.

    While I could go into a long story here about the relative merits of the
    two designs, suffice it to say that among the people who actually design
    operating systems, the debate is essentially over. Microkernels have won.
    The only real argument for monolithic systems was performance, and there
    is now enough evidence showing that microkernel systems can be just as
    fast as monolithic systems (e.g., Rick Rashid has published papers comparing
    Mach 3.0 to monolithic systems) that it is now all over but the shoutin`.

    MINIX is a microkernel-based system. The file system and memory management
    are separate processes, running outside the kernel. The I/O drivers are
    also separate processes (in the kernel, but only because the brain-dead
    nature of the Intel CPUs makes that difficult to do otherwise). LINUX is
    a monolithic style system. This is a giant step back into the 1970s.
    That is like taking an existing, working C program and rewriting it in
    BASIC. To me, writing a monolithic system in 1991 is a truly poor idea.

    2. PORTABILITY
    Once upon a time there was the 4004 CPU. When it grew up it became an
    8008. Then it underwent plastic surgery and became the 8080. It begat
    the 8086, which begat the 8088, which begat the 80286, which begat the
    80386, which begat the 80486, and so on unto the N-th generation. In
    the meantime, RISC chips happened, and some of them are running at over
    100 MIPS. Speeds of 200 MIPS and more are likely in the coming years.
    These things are not going to suddenly vanish. What is going to happen
    is that they will gradually take over from the 80x86 line. They will
    run old MS-DOS programs by interpreting the 80386 in software. (I even
    wrote my own IBM PC simulator in C, which you can get by FTP from
    ftp.cs.vu.nl = 192.31.231.42 in dir minix/simulator.) I think it is a
    gross error to design an OS for any specific architecture, since that is
    not going to be around all that long.

    MINIX was designed to be reasonably portable, and has been ported from the
    Intel line to the 680x0 (Atari, Amiga, Macintosh), SPARC, and NS32016.
    LINUX is tied fairly closely to the 80x86. Not the way to go.

    Don`t get me wrong, I am not unhappy with LINUX. It will get all the people
    who want

  109. in 2003 by StuartFreeman · · Score: 1

    and in 2003 the lemon made a page that is nearly unreadable in konqueror don't flame me because I use kde, I know you're using IE

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  110. from History of Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From: Richard Stallman (RMS@MIT-OZ@mit-eddie.UUCP)

    Free Unix!

    Starting this Thanksgiving I am going to write a complete
    Unix-compatible software system called GNU (for Gnu's Not Unix), and
    give it away free to everyone who can use it. Contributions of time,
    money, programs and equipment are greatly needed.

    To begin with, GNU will be a kernel plus all the utilities needed to
    write and run C programs: editor, shell, C compiler, linker,
    assembler, and a few other things. After this we will add a text
    formatter, a YACC, an Empire game, a spreadsheet, and hundreds of
    other things. We hope to supply, eventually, everything useful that
    normally comes with a Unix system, and anything else useful, including
    on-line and hardcopy documentation.

    GNU will be able to run Unix programs, but will not be identical
    to Unix. We will make all improvements that are convenient, based
    on our experience with other operating systems. In particular,
    we plan to have longer filenames, file version numbers, a crashproof
    file system, filename completion perhaps, terminal-independent
    display support, and eventually a Lisp-based window system through
    which several Lisp programs and ordinary Unix programs can share a screen.
    Both C and Lisp will be available as system programming languages.
    We will have network software based on MIT's chaosnet protocol,
    far superior to UUCP. We may also have something compatible
    with UUCP.

    Who Am I?

    I am Richard Stallman, inventor of the original much-imitated EMACS
    editor, now at the Artificial Intelligence Lab at MIT. I have worked
    extensively on compilers, editors, debuggers, command interpreters, the
    Incompatible Timesharing System and the Lisp Machine operating system.
    I pioneered terminal-independent display support in ITS. In addition I
    have implemented one crashproof file system and two window systems for
    Lisp machines.

    Why I Must Write GNU

    I consider that the golden rule requires that if I like a program I
    must share it with other people who like it. I cannot in good
    conscience sign a nondisclosure agreement or a software license
    agreement.

    So that I can continue to use computers without violating my principles,
    I have decided to put together a sufficient body of free software so that
    I will be able to get along without any software that is not free.

    How You Can Contribute

    I am asking computer manufacturers for donations of machines and money.
    I'm asking individuals for donations of programs and work.

    One computer manufacturer has already offered to provide a machine. But
    we could use more. One consequence you can expect if you donate
    machines is that GNU will run on them at an early date. The machine had
    better be able to operate in a residential area, and not require
    sophisticated cooling or power.

    Individual programmers can contribute by writing a compatible duplicate
    of some Unix utility and giving it to me. For most projects, such
    part-time distributed work would be very hard to coordinate; the
    independently-written parts would not work together. But for the
    particular task of replacing Unix, this problem is absent. Most
    interface specifications are fixed by Unix compatibility. If each
    contribution works with the rest of Unix, it will probably work
    with the rest of GNU.

    If I get donations of money, I may be able to hire a few people full or
    part time. The salary won't be high, but I'm looking for people for
    whom knowing they are helping humanity is as important as money. I view
    this as a way of enabling dedicated people to devote their full energies to
    working on GNU by sparing them the need to make a living in another way.

  111. Easter eggs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On "tired" and on the notes at the end...

  112. The first ISP by theBigEgo · · Score: 1

    was started in 1989 - Software Tool & Die - now known as the world right here in my neighborhood - Brookline MA in the Peirce Building - a center of American Commerce in the 1800s. It was not started in 1990 as said on the map - Someone apologize to Barry!

  113. Al Gore invented the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The word he uses is "initiative". It was, indeed, his initiative that the Senate passed that resulted in the creation of the Internet as we know it today. Before that, there was the Arpanet and a half-dozen alternatives."

    His use of the word initiative implies that he is at the forefront of the Internet creators! His iniative was long after the Internet was created, it had nothing to do with creating it.

    Using your spin, William Crapo Durant could claim to have created the automobile, since he shaped its direction years after its actual creation.

    "Credit where credit's due. It's a shame that clumsy wording on his part"

    It is not clumsy wording. It is pretty clear that he is claiming to have done something he had nothing to do with.

    "and illiteracy amongst the US right, means that his comments have ended up being paraphrased, entirely bizarrely (why the hell would someone even think to claim such a thing?) as "I invented the internet"."

    Because "create" and "invent" mean the same thing in this context. Yes, he did claim to have invented the Internet. Look up the meaning of both words.

  114. Zombo.com secondary slashdotted by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    I guess a final sign on this timeline should be "Zombo.com goes under in a wave of hits as a secondary slashdotting of this page". I wasn't familiar with them, went there, and got a "Bandwidth exceeded" error.

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  115. No, he didn't by 2names · · Score: 1

    Stop being so fucking literal and grasp the meaning of his words. When people say "Internet" today, they mean the manifestation of the Internet AS IT IS NOW, not the Arpanet, or anything else. Al Gore was simply stating that he took initiative in helping the Internet become what it is today. He could have worded it better, no doubt, but the meaning is clear.

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  116. Only what you wish he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stop being so fucking literal and grasp the meaning of his words. When people say "Internet" today, they mean the manifestation of the Internet AS IT IS NOW, not the Arpanet, or anything else"

    So, it has nothing to do with what Vint Cerf says it is, and what the Internet History FAQ says it is?

    If it matters what IT IS NOW, then even then Gore was wrong: the Internet as it is now was not even around yet when Gore was in congress.

    "Al Gore was simply stating that he took initiative in helping the Internet become what it is today"

    No, he was saying he created it. Not that he helped it. You are taking his erroneous statement and spinning it into something that looks better, but is not anything like what he said.

    "He could have worded it better, no doubt, but the meaning is clear."

    Yeah. The meaning is clear. He took credit for creating something that was around for years before he was on the scene.