And pedophiles that play MMOs use a Lubricated Staff of Molestation that does +15 Emotional Damage (vs. crying foes)
Sorry, been saving this joke for awhile and your post was along the same lines..
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I should never have pressed the submit button
But.. but.. you typed that before you pressed submit, so you must have projected yourself forward in time and then lamented the actions of your past self, but your fingers and any necessary tendons stayed behind in the present (which is already the past) to electronically record your lamentations so they could be submitted on Slashdot as a joke to potentially increase your "karma" which is used for... future projection of yourself? But if your future self was indeed in the future lamenting your past post, then your future self would also be watching the post change right before his future eyes because his present (past) self was currently being channeled the lamentaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
I wish I had the motivation to share everything hilarious like this I've managed to find in the GTAs, but here's one gem: turn on the "cars float away if you touch them" cheat in San Andreas (http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/gta4/hints.htm l).
Gently touch a cop car with yours (so as not to get a star yet, but so it floats), quick get out and hop on it, and wait for it to float high above the streets. Then shoot the cop car you're standing on, and you will get a star and the cop will get out to reprimand you, only to fall to his death.
Coordinate with multiple cars for more fun:-)
PS: GTA 3 is still the best for cop fun, since their strategy to reprimand you is to drive insanely fast in a straight line towards you, with complete disregard for what stands in their way, be it pedestrians, cliffs, etc:-)
He's the MyG0t of Attorneys. And the best way to make a MyG0t'er leave a server (assuming you can't kick/ban) is for everyone to ignore him.
I've found that any situation in life can be reduced to a Counter-Strike reference. Or any song; take Brian McKnight's "Back At One", for example:
verse 1: -------- it's undeniable that we should scrim together it's unbelieveable how i used to say that i'd camp never
you didnt believe me though that i was cal-invite for real so let me show you now that i'm leet krew of all the things in cal, i will reveal woo-oo-oo-ooot
chorus: -------- ONE you're like a dream come true TWO just wanna scrim with you THREE girl its plain to see, that you're the only t for me FOUR we plant the bomb in b FIVE camp and snipe out the c-t's
if ever i believe the round is done then i'll start back at spaaawn
"Bad" press can help people out, if they use it right. I'm thinking, oh... say.. Kevin Mitnick?
If Jack Thompson were to use his bad press like Mitnick did, he'd open a consulting firm to help people protect themselves against frivolous lawsuits from completely-fucking-batshit-crazy lawyers.
Along the same lines, try the hospital parking lot in Staunton Island when you have 5 stars. There's a short fence at the top of the walls, so when the FBI cars come flying into them, they get some serious (hilarious) air before crashing to their deaths in huge piles.
Thanks for the most original joke I've seen for a long time on Slashdot. I mean, really, an anti-Microsoft joke about bugs in their software? You're just fucking hilarious.
their bugs has made
Even if the "joke" had been good, you would have discredited yourself by failing to properly conjugate your fucking verb.
I won't remember your name until I've met you 3 times.. but I remember almost every phone number I ever dial, I memorized 75 digits of pi in one math lecture.. it's both a blessing and a curse.
Maybe the grandparent poster is like me, or maybe the numbers are what's amazing, not the guy's name.
Users were best off in the Lynx 0.x days, none of this fancy image/mouse/tables crap. The web was all about content! Well, content and ASCII porn. Lots of ASCII porn.
They have no problem with charging a 14 year old as an adult when it comes to murder
I'd say comparing murder to copyright infringement is comparing apples and oranges. It makes sense that a 14-year-old gets tried as an adult for murder, because the loss of a human life is far more important than the money some pop artist is losing.
This is just the method for them to learn the rules of society
I don't think that a kid in 2005 is going to find that the "rules of society" #include !downloading_music.h.
I play Guild Wars, but I think WoW would be cool if I could afford it. The things you mentioned do suck, but I think the idea of one persistent world (well, one per server I suppose) would be cool... As you were doing a mission, you could run into a friend in the middle of nowhere. You could also play the game with lots of people instead of up to 7 other people.
I don't know what your subject was supposed to mean, but I'm a nerd, and I totally don't give a shit about Star Wars.
I will concede that one good thing came out of the series though, and that's the hilarious Darth Vader helmet my friends bought at Kohl's of all places... always gets a laugh, when someone isn't expecting to see a huge glossy black helmet complete with stupid voice box when they turn at you:-)
I actually think the environment was sufficiently creapy, but the enemies look like shit and would have been just as scary as DOOM1 sprites
I'm pretty sure the normal mapping, bump mapping, good models, good textures, and the fact that enemies actually look great, completely invalidate your statement. A pixelated sprite wouldn't scare me, at least not in 2005. And I'm fairly certain that you could not have done a better job on the monsters.
Oh, and since you were being a dick, I will be too. It's spelled creepy, not creapy. Dumbass.
That screenshot is from Blue Shift, an expansion released for Half-Life.
To answer to both you and the child poster, Blue Shift came with a high-definition model pack (which updated Half-Life as well), and that scientist in the screenshot (a main character in Blue Shift) was a good demonstration of the HD pack.
And yes, I would agree that Blue Shift was a bastardization, as you put it. It was only a few hours long, and the story wasn't nearly as interesting or well-done as that of the original Half-Life.
And for nostalgic reasons, I like the original 8-polygon faces better anyway:-)
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Sorry, been saving this joke for awhile and your post was along the same lines..
But.. but.. you typed that before you pressed submit, so you must have projected yourself forward in time and then lamented the actions of your past self, but your fingers and any necessary tendons stayed behind in the present (which is already the past) to electronically record your lamentations so they could be submitted on Slashdot as a joke to potentially increase your "karma" which is used for... future projection of yourself? But if your future self was indeed in the future lamenting your past post, then your future self would also be watching the post change right before his future eyes because his present (past) self was currently being channeled the lamentaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
"Yippie ki-yay, melon farmer!"
- Bruce Willis, in Die Hard censored for network television
That's where I heard it first anyway.
a hot corel
Or even better, use any software you want, and only give a shit about the license if you're releasing your own version of it :-)
Gently touch a cop car with yours (so as not to get a star yet, but so it floats), quick get out and hop on it, and wait for it to float high above the streets. Then shoot the cop car you're standing on, and you will get a star and the cop will get out to reprimand you, only to fall to his death.
Coordinate with multiple cars for more fun :-)
PS: GTA 3 is still the best for cop fun, since their strategy to reprimand you is to drive insanely fast in a straight line towards you, with complete disregard for what stands in their way, be it pedestrians, cliffs, etc :-)
I've found that any situation in life can be reduced to a Counter-Strike reference. Or any song; take Brian McKnight's "Back At One", for example:
verse 1:
--------
it's undeniable
that we should scrim together
it's unbelieveable
how i used to say that i'd camp never
you didnt believe me though
that i was cal-invite for real
so let me show you now that i'm leet krew
of all the things in cal, i will reveal
woo-oo-oo-ooot
chorus:
--------
ONE you're like a dream come true
TWO just wanna scrim with you
THREE girl its plain to see, that you're the only t for me
FOUR we plant the bomb in b
FIVE camp and snipe out the c-t's
if ever i believe the round is done
then i'll start back at spaaawn
If Jack Thompson were to use his bad press like Mitnick did, he'd open a consulting firm to help people protect themselves against frivolous lawsuits from completely-fucking-batshit-crazy lawyers.
Along the same lines, try the hospital parking lot in Staunton Island when you have 5 stars. There's a short fence at the top of the walls, so when the FBI cars come flying into them, they get some serious (hilarious) air before crashing to their deaths in huge piles.
their bugs has made
Even if the "joke" had been good, you would have discredited yourself by failing to properly conjugate your fucking verb.
Maybe the grandparent poster is like me, or maybe the numbers are what's amazing, not the guy's name.
In stark contrast, Electronic Arts is completely familiar with the concept of something original, making Spielberg's decision obvious.
Well, I mostly posted for the joke. I actually agree fully with you, and I think IGN.com and GameSpot.com are perfect examples of your point. :-)
Users were best off in the Lynx 0.x days, none of this fancy image/mouse/tables crap. The web was all about content! Well, content and ASCII porn. Lots of ASCII porn.
I'd say comparing murder to copyright infringement is comparing apples and oranges. It makes sense that a 14-year-old gets tried as an adult for murder, because the loss of a human life is far more important than the money some pop artist is losing.
This is just the method for them to learn the rules of society
I don't think that a kid in 2005 is going to find that the "rules of society" #include !downloading_music.h.
8. World goes Imperial
"there are" is indeed correct for the first "it's", but the second one, describing Slashdot's HTML, should have been possessive.
Might want to reconsider the Gentoo decision, victims won't want to wait to recompile the lastest search & rescue team with optimizations ;-)
ohhhhh BURN
I will concede that one good thing came out of the series though, and that's the hilarious Darth Vader helmet my friends bought at Kohl's of all places... always gets a laugh, when someone isn't expecting to see a huge glossy black helmet complete with stupid voice box when they turn at you :-)
I'm pretty sure the normal mapping, bump mapping, good models, good textures, and the fact that enemies actually look great, completely invalidate your statement. A pixelated sprite wouldn't scare me, at least not in 2005. And I'm fairly certain that you could not have done a better job on the monsters.
Oh, and since you were being a dick, I will be too. It's spelled creepy, not creapy. Dumbass.
You're right about Opera being faster. IGN.com actually loaded in less than an hour!
To answer to both you and the child poster, Blue Shift came with a high-definition model pack (which updated Half-Life as well), and that scientist in the screenshot (a main character in Blue Shift) was a good demonstration of the HD pack.
And yes, I would agree that Blue Shift was a bastardization, as you put it. It was only a few hours long, and the story wasn't nearly as interesting or well-done as that of the original Half-Life.
And for nostalgic reasons, I like the original 8-polygon faces better anyway :-)
To those of you who use Steam to play Half-Life, they only just recently released Blue Shift on Steam, and later released the high-definition pack.
It's spelled "spelled".