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  1. Re:Stupid ad on Next Nintendo Console In Spring 2005? · · Score: 1

    Sweet Jeebus, at least have the testicular mass to not post this rubbish AC.

  2. Re:AUGH! on Jonathan Ive Named Designer of the Year · · Score: 1

    Oh Christ I just spewed Redhook IPA all over my keyboard. This post was INSPIRED. Fuckin genious, my friend. Fuckin Genious.

  3. Re:I want a "MacGyver" game on Game Originality: Any Left? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Spy vs. Spy" for the old 8-bit NES was one of my favorites when I was a kid. It's along those lines.

  4. What about cable TV? on Death of Internet Predicted: Film at 11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We pay $20-$45 as it is for cable/satellite T.V. in order to watch a bunch of ads mixed in with the content.

    It's like living under a flightpath: at first, you can't deal with all the jet planes, but after a while you don't even realize they're there.

  5. Re:One comment: on Linux Desktop Without X11 · · Score: 1

    Riiight. And it'll do all of this instantaneously by reading your brainwaves.

  6. Re:The ugly truth about poor similes on Revising the Internet Email Infrastructure · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought that line was funny as hell. There is *nothing* that a good, well-told joke can't make funny (See George Carlin-- "Rape can be funny. Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd")

    Oh, well, you don't like dead baby jokes, either.

  7. Re:Good Luck! on Microsoft Sued for Defective Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right... South Korea's currently at 56% pirated.

  8. Re:Private space? on Another Private Space Startup · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just checked out the website. Tagline:

    "Be the first on your block to ride a big shiny dildo to the moon!"

  9. Re:Ha! on Nanotechnology: Nanoscale Particles A Health Hazard? · · Score: 1

    Actually, what makes this ironic is that the internal combution engine was hailed as an incredible way to reduce pollution (imagine the roads in the days when horse-drawn carraiges were everyhere).

    It just goes to show that everything can backfire.

  10. Re:Gee I thought it was 2010 last week on US & Russia Pencil in Mars Launch by 2018 · · Score: 1

    God, if I were rich.... I would build a rocket and do the damn thing myself. Call the US Gov out. "Hey chumps, I built one! Your turn. Seeya on Mars." You listening, Bill?

  11. Re:physical slashdoting? on Library of Congress to Hold DMCA Hearings · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, several RIAA higher-ups were crushed to death under a hailstorm of pocket-protectors, retainers, and taped-together eyeglassses.

  12. Re:Shock and Awe? on Major Strike on Iraq Underway · · Score: 1

    I know, response to flamebait=flamebait. But hey.

    This has got to be one of the most piss-poor attitudes I've ever heard. There is no reason to be ashamed of anything you have control over, whatever your reason.

    You're ashamed to work for a certain company? Quit.

    You're ashamed to go to school at a certain institute? Drop out.

    You're ashamed that you have any of a myriad of socially frowned upon habits? Get help.

    I think you get the point here. Be supportive of the things you do and are involved in. By being an American, you are involved in the things America does. Reasons and specifics aren't important.

    You are free to disagree. That's awesome--I support and applaud your decision to disagree. But saying "I am ashamed," you're just blame-shifting, and no one's ever won an argument that way.

  13. Re:Contiune your education... on Internships in the Post-DotCom Era? · · Score: 1

    An MBA is what it takes to succeed in a tough market these days. I graduate with a CS degree in about a year, and am planning to go straight back and get the MBA.

    That sort of leadership and business knowledge goes far.

    Wish us luck.