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Internships in the Post-DotCom Era?

aetherspoon asks: "Reading the Internship at Microsoft story, I was wondering what paid jobs were actually still out there for CS majors in the industry. Coming from a CS major who has a stack of 'We're sorry, but...' letters sitting on his desk, I know that I have not had much luck in this area. Are there any places left offering good paid internships?"

602 comments

  1. well by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    No.

    1. Re:well by joe_bruin · · Score: 4, Funny

      i went into CS because they told me that's where all the cute girls are. how was i supposed to know they meant 'comparative sociology'?
      oh well, at least counterstrike still loves me.

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    2. Re:well by Peterus7 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes. But they're nearly all in the medical field. So unless you know how to program a deep brain stimulator and maintain hospital databases, and create servers and stuff for private practices, then you are in good shape.

      Or you could always be an orderly.

      Anyhow, back to the deep brain stimulator thing, that's a really interesting up and coming field that deals with putting in implants into the brain (one of the main reasons is parkinsons patients with really bad tremors) that need to be programmed. Usually that duty is placed in the hands of a Practicioner specializing in neurology, but if you majored in CS and minored in medicine/neuroscience, then you may be in good shape for that.

      Or you could be an orderly.

      Also, if you know your math, science, and computer skills well enough, you could be a teacher... Teacher certification is fairly easy to get, from what I hear, and it's a field with very good job security for people who know their math and science.

      Or you could be an orderly or something. Ok, so maybe I need a new job. (jk)

    3. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just fired two CS graduates ..

      Have Fun =)

    4. Re:well by Jhon · · Score: 2
      Yes. But they're nearly all in the medical field.
      This is very true. If you've got a decent resume as far as CS/IT goes and a strong background in the medical field, you're set. Not just hospitals and private practices -- but medical laboratories, HMOs, insurance (medical) carriers, etc... The better you are able to relate to the people who will use the technology/software/data you monitor, the greater your value to your employeer -- and this isn't more true than in the medical field.

      Or you could be an orderly...
    5. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to bring this up, but, I saw this guy from down the hall 'playing' your counterstrike. I'm not tellin' or nothin', I'm just sayin'. Try not to take it hard, there are other counterstrikes out there. Your counterstrike has nice boobs, BTW.

    6. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget interning at Microsoft, Micrososoft is just down the street!

    7. Re:well by slickwillie · · Score: 1

      So, like, how do you debug your deep brain stimulator code?

      Just wonwonwonwonwonwondering.

    8. Re:well by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      You find the cord and... *yank, pop*

      *blue screen of death*

      Actually, I don't think they're that hard to program, what the real challenge is just coming up with the programming for how they work before they're inserted. *drilling noise* Perhaps someone should make them compatable with linux...

      Still, I think most of the market would be in people who understand computer lingo and have some good knowledge of neuroscience so they can deal with all the nerve problems and stuff. Also, someone who knows the architecture of the brain and stuff might be good for analyzing MRIs for where the stimulator should be placed, but that's progressively getting out of the medical field.

      Or you could be an orderly.

    9. Re:well by LS · · Score: 1

      My friend and I, who are both graduated from CS in 96 and have been working ever since, took two days to search our memories for a female programmer that we knew. I think we are in the company of construction workers and male strippers when it comes to ratios...

      LS

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    10. Re:well by xkenny13 · · Score: 1

      Go to www.filenet.com ... we hire interns all the time, and we even pay them.

      At least, we do at the Costa Mesa location.

    11. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are u sure ur a bruin? i'm a ucla cs major and south(engineering) campus is where all the hot asian chicks are!!

      oh, wait...i've never set foot outside of south campus..nvm

    12. Re:well by aggieben · · Score: 0, Troll

      yes

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    13. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just scoreda sweet 1 1/2 year internship with veritas and a good friend of mine just got a gig with a insurance company developing internal software. I guess the twin cities is the place to be to get paid.

  2. yes by josath · · Score: 1

    I myself would be interested in the answers to this question, as I am going to be looking for some internships coming up next year. I could probably get CS type internships, I'm good at that sort of thing, but I'm actually majoring in NE (Nuclear Engineering)

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    1. Re:yes by DasBub · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear some positions in Iraq will be opening up real soon...

    2. Re:yes by L7_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      actually, if youre willing to travel to Tennessee the Oak Ridge National Laboratory has a nice summer internship program for nuclear engineers and other scientists. The web site is at www.orau.gov/orise/educ.htm.


      I think that you need to be a US citizen to get it though, but if you're not and still studying Nuclear Engineering, you must be a terrorist.

    3. Re:yes by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      CALL TIPS !!!!!!!

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    4. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hoy?

    5. Re:yes by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're majoring in NE then join the Navy as a Nuclear Officer. You should be able to coast thru Nuclear Power School with your education; just keep your mouth shut and your eyes & ears open. You also get your loans deferred, veterans preference for hiring when in the civil servant sector, and a number of other benefits like the GI Bill and Nuclear Officer yearly bonus (about $10k year extra). Speaking as a former enlisted navy nuke myself, I can attest to all this. Not saying it won't be hard, but you get good hands-on training.

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    6. Re:yes by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I hear some positions in Iraq will be opening up real soon...

      the Iraqi Homeland Human Shield Internship Program is actually open *now*

    7. Re:yes by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      Funny you say that, I keep coming across positions in Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. I guess they are trying to fill positions there though and not opening up new ones.

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  3. good place to start the hunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Caljobs is an excellent site if you are living in California

    1. Re:good place to start the hunt by ses4j · · Score: 1

      The AC that posted this must have started caljobs.com, cause I went to that site hoping to find a Cal-job. (I know, but I've been lookin for a job for months, and I'm getting desperate.) It looks like my hotmail inbox. Spam, spam, porn spam, spam. Oh well...

    2. Re:good place to start the hunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      echo 0 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/tcp_ecn

      last time I had to go there. Looks like California needs a network admin, too bad they spent it all already.

    3. Re:good place to start the hunt by dknj · · Score: 1

      You have a good inbox, mine goes something like: Porn, porn, porn, porn, spam, porn.

      -dk

  4. dag by itsdave · · Score: 1

    good luck dude.

  5. What Aboot the MIS Grad? by very · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the people Computer Science degree have trouble finding real jobs today, I wonder what it would be with people with MIS degree.

    The dotCOM market is now featured in many INFOMERCIAL.
    That's a sign of the time.

    1. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by IHawkMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an MIS major about to graduate, I can tell you that the job market is dismal at best. The only jobs that will even give me an interview are in the realm of Application Developer (i.e. cubicle code monkey) and the competition for those is fierce. Any jobs in systems, networking, or security all want 5-10+ years experience so it looks like I'm stuck in the same old catch-22. Oh well, I hear McDonalds has a great 401k plan.

    2. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As one of those monkeys, you should not pass over it lightly - even at low pay.

      I had a debate with a friend a year or two ago about doing a startup or jumping into a small biz, or applying for a cubicle. He did the former; me the latter.

      After his constant job-hopping, he's struggling still and I have been moving up through the ranks slowly by simply living in a box. My technical abilities have stayed sharp and my schedule is reliable and reasonable.

      If you can adjust your cost-of-living accordingly, a cubicle is a safe place to be right now. I content to not chase the glory just so I can pay for a beer at the end of the week.

      mug

    3. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      the realm of Application Developer (i.e. cubicle code monkey)

      That's MISTER Cubicle Code Monkey to you!

    4. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have what one would consider a 4 year MIS degree. I have a job out of college, I get paid 55k a year, plus lots of benefits, while it isn't wonderful it is something. I had no trouble finding this job and many other jobs.

      I hope you people aren't expecting a piece of paper to get you into your job because you need experience to back it up (the point of this slashdot article). Get off your butt during school and work also. I'm talking work for free, join your local user groups (awesome networking potential), take any damn internship in your field.

    5. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by shaper · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm an Application Developer! ...wait a minute...

      Seriously, though, I love designing new systems, I love writing code and I love my job. Even with all the corporate weight on my shoulders, I still wouldn't want to do anything else. I would hate working in "systems, networking or security". They're all just so focused and liimited and, well, boring (to me). App developers touch on a little bit of all of that and more.

      And it's not my job to keep the servers patched! Happy!

    6. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but some of us have trouble making money to pay for food and rent, actually finish the degree, and take an unpaid internship. I have no social life already; there's nothing else I can cut out.

    7. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by notdanielp · · Score: 0

      MIS isn't programming - it's more for IT-related project management. the secret to not getting laid off is trying not to be a faceless member of a programmer farm.

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    8. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      Be careful not to lump start-up and small businesses together. Small businesses are more or less the best of both worlds. The president or owner is likely to know you on a first-name basis. You will gain great networking from this. Most small businesses care more about their people. Though not immune to layoffs, small businesses are more personal, likely to ride out tough times with you. At a small business you are more likely to understand the workings of the company, especially the revenue streams, on a day to day basis. You'll see the downturn coming. Unlike a small business, there are not likely to be 7AM to 7PM work days and fiece competition to get those extra stock options. Yet because your boss knows you, you are unlikely to slack off or slip through the cracks like many in corporate environments can. If the business size is more than 5, you will probably get the same or better benefits than most corporations can offer, excluding some things like on-site gym. There are disadvantages though, especially in IT. The ceiling for promotions is lower at a small business unless it is an IT-centered business. Still, how many large companies are going to have Beer Fridays during normal working hours?

    9. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does baby want his bottle? Worked full time, had an unpaid internship, school full time, joined various user groups, rent, bills, food, etc.

      In the end came out with a double major.

      Now I did do a lot of my sleeping on campus in the hall or in the library between classes, pretty much whenever I could fit it in. When I couldn't fit it in I kept a big bottle of NoDoz in my bag.

      Also helps to keep a bag of tolietries in your car or backpack. Mouthwash, toothpaste, deorderant, etc. I called it my Go Bag, sometimes I'd be pulling an all nighter and freshing up in the car saves a lot of time compared to heading back home.

    10. Re:What Aboot the MIS Grad? by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      If the people Computer Science degree have trouble finding real jobs today, I wonder what it would be with people with MIS degree.

      Depends on the job. If I'm hiring someone whose job it will be to code up forms and reports in VB and Crystal, then I'll take the MIS major over the CS major. If I'm hiring someone whose job it will be to work on an OS, I'd take the CS major over the MIS major. Even after the implosion, the IT job market is still very varied.

  6. Internships are way down. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have to get my own mochas.

    tap.tap.tap. is this thing on?

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  7. The White House used to have a good program by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    But it wasn't paid and they didn't give you kneepads.

    From what I understand, they've cancelled the program, though.

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    1. Re:The White House used to have a good program by umofomia · · Score: 1

      Ah, but it wasn't a smoke-free, cigar-free zone back in those days.

    2. Re:The White House used to have a good program by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm pretty sure the HR Manager at the White House doesn't know what they are doing.

      Not only have they cancelled the internship program, they've lowered the standards for the rest of the offices also.

      Job Title: President
      Required qualifications:
      - 10 years or three terms experience running a large nation.

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    3. Re:The White House used to have a good program by MSBob · · Score: 1

      Moderators on crack. How is this post any less funny than its parent?

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  8. Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...instead of looking for a job right now. If you are an undergraduate, go get a Master degree. If you are holding a Master degree, go get a PHD. The time you finish your education, the economy may have recovered, and you are right there to ride the next wave.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Contiune your education... by intermodal · · Score: 1, Troll

      define "next wave". CS requires that people pay for software, and that is not the direction the economy is headed. Sorry, boys. Unless you know something I don't, proprietary software has been opening more and more, except in Microsoft's case. Even they are anticipating losing market share to OSS.

      This is one of the hazards of advanced technology. Rather than give people shorter work weeks/days and employing more people, companies are employing fewer people at the same wages to do the work that ten years go took half a dozen if not more people. In the office-bussiness-clerical fields, guess what that means? thats right, scarcely more than 15% of the jobs from 10 years ago are even necessary anymore. So when the economy takes a dive, so does the number of companies needing fewer people each.

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    2. Re:Contiune your education... by jwdeff · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...instead of looking for a job right now. If you are an undergraduate, go get a Master degree. If you are holding a Master degree, go get a PHD. The time you finish your education, the economy may have recovered, and you are right there to ride the next wave.

      This is what everyone else thought too. Consequently, Grad schools have never been harder to get in to. So now, in 2 or 3 years, we will have millions of unemployed computer people with a much better education.

      I should have gone with Physics or Chemistry. We will always need Physicists and Chemists.
    3. Re:Contiune your education... by snot.dotted · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Its no better in the Physical sciences I can assure you. Bioinformatics is a BIG growth area, if you can code in PERL you will obtain god like status in bioinformatics

    4. Re:Contiune your education... by t0ny · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you spend enough time in school, Bush will be out of office. Then the economy will start to improve.

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    5. Re:Contiune your education... by jwdeff · · Score: 1

      I've considered changing to biotech in the past, but I just assumed that in a few years biotech jobs will be as scarce as computer jobs are now.

      I just looked at bioinformatics a bit more, and it does sound interesting. AI and neural networks are major interests of mine. I have a strong statistical background, so maybe Biometrics and Bioinformatics would be good for me.

      Thanks snot.dotted!

    6. Re:Contiune your education... by Spyffe · · Score: 5, Insightful
      CS requires that people pay for software

      Wrong. Computer science does not. There are plenty of computer scientists working in such fields as operating systems (Sun), networking (AT&T), and compilers (Intel) who design clever software that is then given away by their employers.

      Their employers do not play the EULA game, betting on the ability of the BSA and its secret police tactics to bully the little guy into restrictive contracts. They make their profits on hardware, and the software is meant to increase the desirability of their hardware.

      Other computer scientists, in the more abstract fields of nubmer theory (the NSA), and artificial intelligence (Google) have employers who profit by providing services (yes, the government is a service) based on the advanced technology computer scientists develop.

      Or do you mean computer engineers? Why, I think you can't! There are programmers in all the places I mentioned above, plus those working to make e-commerce sites, business logistics solutions, etc.

      To conclude this little flame, let me say that I don't necessarily disagree with the rest of your post.

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    7. Re:Contiune your education... by gilesjuk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Law seems to be where it's at, especially with all the bigwigs suing each other to defend their ridiculous patents.

    8. Re:Contiune your education... by WzDD · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I love slashdot for insular comments like this. Wait, no I don't. But I do look at it with a certain fondness.

      Seriously, though. Almost 100% of the computing population run commercial closed source software on a commercial closed source operating system. They browse the Web using a closed-source browser, read email using a closed-source client, write documents with a closed-source wordprocessor. Microsoft is definitely going to lose market share to OSS, but if you and they were honest they'd admit that they never *had* that market share in the places that matter for OSS. Just look at the rise and rise of Apache, for example. You'll be hard-pressed to find Microsoft citing a potential OSS threat to their desktop environment, for example. And it's been the "year of Linux on the desktop" according to various OSS luminaries for how many years now? Perhaps four.

      Even among geeks, there's a not-insignificant move to a closed-source OS - Mac OS X - simply because it's cool. What's been happening is a huge increase in support for open *standards* - HTML, XML, all the old Internet standards - because they allow interoperability.

    9. Re:Contiune your education... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      Law, too, has its cycles. My experience is in litigation and bankruptcy. We are currently booming. I can also remember, during the dotcom fiasco, when there was no work for anyone in lit or bankruptcy. Everything was in corporate. In a year maybe two, we'll be scrounging for work.

      Long story short, everything in the economy has cycles. When we get a decent economy back, there will be much less bickering about patents. The pissing matches don't start until the money stops.

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    10. Re:Contiune your education... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hahaha... you're pretty funny.

      If you plan to design operating systems for Sun or compilers for Intel, you had better hope that you hail from Bangalore or Shanghai -- because that's where that work is being done now.

      The only growth industry in america is police and rent-a-cops.

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    11. Re:Contiune your education... by RTPMatt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better yet, dont go for CS, go for something else i like http://www.mechatronics.com/mechatronics. Some form of engineering is probably a better choice (bettet in the sense that you end up with more options) I was a CS major thill i realized how narrow a field it is, the basics of engineering never change, CS changes every week

    12. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah right, because there are tons of OSS developers dying to write free mainframe, business software applications

    13. Re:Contiune your education... by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      ...and crime, to keep the police and rent-a-cops employed.

    14. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be sure to put your request in with the magical $-fairy who will be paying your tuition and living expenses...

      hey... if you don't need to work for a living, just quit school, forget looking for work!

    15. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      -1: Flamebait

      Geez. If Linus Torvalds had had his disagreement with Andy Tanenbaum on Slashdot, he'd be posting at -1 now.

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    16. Re:Contiune your education... by ndogg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      CS requires that people pay for software, and that is not the direction the economy is headed. Sorry, boys. Unless you know something I don't, proprietary software has been opening more and more, except in Microsoft's case. Even they are anticipating losing market share to OSS.


      I disagree. If majors were based on people being able to find a paying job based on that major, there would be no art or history majors out there.

      My impression of CS at my university is that it is a major for people who find programming interesting. Even if all software went the way of OSS/Free Software, there would still be jobs out there for us. They may or may not pay as much, but I can guarantee that it would require us to not be anti-social. In fact, I would say that OSS/Free Software would require us to be almost as social as a psychologist. To write and maintain programs that would ultimately be used by some group of people, we would have to understand how that social group thinks. We would have to take some of the same education that our target end-users take.

      Software would still be very difficult to create and support, even with the Perfect Programming Language(TM), because programming goes beyond memorizing syntax.
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    17. Re:Contiune your education... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think some folks have a misapprehension that a CS degree only equates to being a programer.

      Disabuse yourself of that fallacy, and you will be set.

      Case in point: Me.

      I started out of college NOT AS A PROGRAMMER - but as a system administrator (I parlayed my brief experience with Unix in college into the job). Once in the position, I automated all of the tedious stuff, then set my sights on some of the other things around me. For example, the technical support folks were using paper tickets; a little database magic and some cgi scripts, and 'Voila!' - an automated ticketing system.

      After that, I extended my knowledge - I learned other operating systems the company was using, and I also learned new programming languages. I also started developing my philosophy regarding programming paradigms for large projects by reading everything I could get my hands on and watching what went on with internal projects. Most importantly, I learned how to make disparate systems work together (systems integration).

      Finally I got into a major project as a programer and applied and refined the lessons I had learned. Having administered operating systems and databases, I had a unique perspective many of my peers did not have. I volunteered for the difficult tasks, because I knew I would learn more by stretching myself than by sitting back and just coding by rote.

      Pretty soon, I was project lead, and then a full blown senior developer. At this stage of the game I deal with technology and implementation issues at a high level; I write specifications, and either implement it (if its trivial) or oversee a vendor or internal team perform the implementation.

      That is how a CS major can take you where you want to go; don't limit yourself by setting your expectations too high, or conversely, setting them too low. The biggest key is to just make yourself as valuable as possible to your company and you will get where you are going.

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    18. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...instead of looking for a job right now. If you are an undergraduate, go get a Master degree. If you are holding a Master degree, go get a PHD. The time you finish your education, the economy may have recovered, and you are right there to ride the next wave.


      Unfortunately, tuitions are going up. Continuing an education after undergraduation may doom a person to paying off debts for the rest of his/her life.
    19. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh... but for those of us who have Co-operative education (Drexel, personally) It becomes painful to complete our education... because it's actually part of it.

    20. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid, Stupid, stupid.

    21. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking scum troll.

    22. Re:Contiune your education... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      If there was no CS, there would be no software. Even if all software becomes OSS, there will have to be some way for programmers to make money. Otherwise there would be no CS majors, then there would be no one talented enough to make quality software. In today's technology driven society, it is an impossibilty that there will be no more CS people.

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    23. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you believe that taxes are the answer. Socialist.

      Why do you think the economy was good under Clinton? Because of the dot-coms! That had nothing to do with Clinton, and everything to do with timing. As for the timing part, the dot-coms started dying at the end of Clintax's 2nd term. Guess who inherited that great fortune...

      Or do you think that Big Oil (tm) went out and systematically killed off all tech companies? If you don't believe that, shame on you Democrat/Socialist/Communist/Anti-Bush person!

    24. Re:Contiune your education... by intermodal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      obviously you did not read what I wrote. The demand for CS people is less than it previously was, in the job market. And what demand there is, much of the jobs are being filled in india. So unless you live in bangalore, good luck.

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    25. Re:Contiune your education... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, guess I didn't make myself clear, but this is the comment I was mainly writing about:
      CS requires that people pay for software, and that is not the direction the economy is headed.
      The way it was written made it seem that CS would disappear because of a lack of funding. Plus, I think what you have said about it being hopeless to find a job in CS unless you live in India is not completely accurate either.

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    26. Re:Contiune your education... by ryochiji · · Score: 1
      > CS requires that people pay for software, and that is not the direction the economy is headed. Sorry, boys. Unless you know something I don't, proprietary software has been opening more and mo

      I disagree (disclaimer: I'm an OSS developer and a CS major). In certain niches, it's true that proprietary software is losing to OSS, but that's still a relatively minor thing when you look at the entire software industry. As computers become more and more widely used in new areas, the number of software that needs to be written grows exponentially. When just about every industry, every field of study, and every man, woman, child, dog and it's fleas have a computer and find out that it can do more than check email, there's going to be a huge demand for stuff that nobody's written yet. Who's going to write all this highly specialized software? In most cases, it's still going to be proprietary software houses. The main difference is that the focus is shifting away from big-iron UNIXes and desktop software, and more towards specialized custom jobs.

    27. Re:Contiune your education... by intermodal · · Score: 1

      it's still going to be proprietary software houses.

      yes. in india.

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    28. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't sound like you were actually learning CS in that case. Algorithim analysis, the theory of computation, and the like don't change weekly. IT buzzwords do...

    29. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less than five years ago, people like you said that Linux would never be more than a toy for geeks, then it got deployed on many servers out there, then you said it would never be good enough for the enterprise, and now with the help of HP and IBM it's going in everywhere.

      Now what did you say about the desktop again?

    30. Re:Contiune your education... by zmooc · · Score: 1

      The only reason Apache has grown so fast, is that it's just one of the best webservers on the market. Linux on the desktop isn't really the best. OpenOffice just isn't ready and mplayer and gnome also need some time to get there. But they will get there. And they're free and require a lot less expensive administration than windows does. You're only looking at the present, but fail to notice the huge progress that Linux has made in the past 1 or 2 years. All of the sudden we have a state of the art browser, near state of the art OpenOffice, nearly totally useable mplayer. It's just a matter of time before those products will be able to evolve faster than MS does. And then we'll catch up FAST. It's just a matter of years and that's about the time it takes to get a masters degree and that was after all what we were talking about.

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    31. Re:Contiune your education... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grad schools have never been harder to get in to.

      Amm, No. People who think that haven't applied!

      I got into a PhD program and only had a 10% percentile on the GRE. Hah!

    32. Re:Contiune your education... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      If you plan to design operating systems for Sun or compilers for Intel, you had better hope that you hail from Bangalore or Shanghai -- because that's where that work is being done now.

      Ignore this dude. He obviously has forgotten about Redmond. He's forgotten about Transmeta. He's forgotten about a little company in North Carolina. He's forgotten about another little company in Germany. Oh, and then there's another one in Michigan. and one in ......

      He's just a bitter dimwit.

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    33. Re:Contiune your education... by volkris · · Score: 1

      Hey, give the guy a chance to repair the damage done by Clinton.

      He's got a lot Clinton's unfinished business on his plate right now.

    34. Re:Contiune your education... by isorox · · Score: 1

      My girlfriends got to take out a £20,000 ($30k) loan to do a 1 year post-grad Law course. Compare that to the total cost of an undergrad course (maximum £3k ($5k) for a 3 year course, and its a rip off. You have to spend hundereds just to join the "club". Law is the cliquest place ever.

    35. Re:Contiune your education... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Its no better in the Physical sciences I can assure you. Bioinformatics is a BIG growth area, if you can code in PERL you will obtain god like status in bioinformatics

      Yes, and perl programmers used to get a lot of respect back when CGI was the hottest technology on the web, like in '95 or '96 or so. Now perl's in everyone's skillset, and most of 'em don't use it for web work anymore, rather they prefer JSP, PHP, whatever.

      Staking your career on one niche language or technology is a dangerous game. Instead you should learn about bioinformatics, then you can program in perl, or whatever language comes next. Remember, the people paying you don't really care about code per se, they care ahout getting their problems solved.

    36. Re:Contiune your education... by sneakcjj · · Score: 1
      That's is a myth. Have you been to a recruitment fair in awhile? A lot of companies just turn master students away because they want more money (in general). If you don't believe me, go to just about any job/internship fair. The only exception being teachers.

      Also, masters programs can be viewed as an 'easy out' to finding a job. Getting a masters right out of undergrad will not help you. The point of a masters is to build on what you've learned in your life experience.

      Right out of college you have nothing to lose. Live with your parents for awhile (I did). Take your time finding a job, research companies you want to work at and talk to people who work there. Most jobs are found through someone you know.

    37. Re:Contiune your education... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Still, Perl is a very worthwhile language to learn. Just make sure that you're ready to learn another one when the need arises.

      I'm very valuable to my lab group not because I know Perl, but because I can quickly write test automation scripts. It just happens that Perl is an excellent language for this...

      Make sure you know C. Even if you program almost everything in Perl, sometimes you just have to use SWIG to write a Perl module in C so that your Perl program will actually run fast. (Best of both worlds - Speed-critical core code in C, user interface and I/O processing in Perl... Did this a few summers ago with great success. I would've been screwed had I try to do the project in C or Perl alone, but the two combined was a match made in heaven.)

      Oh yeah, if you program in Perl, LEARN HOW TO USE SWIG. Someday you'll have to write a program that runs absurdly slowly in Perl, but spends 90% of its time in five lines of code. That's your signal to rewrite those 5 lines in C. (In my case, it was fitting polynomials to describe a 2D data set.)

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    38. Re:Contiune your education... by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      ...instead of looking for a job right now. If you are an undergraduate, go get a Master degree. If you are holding a Master degree, go get a PHD.

      If I were you, I'd only go back and continue your education if you have a nice, juicy trust fund, full ride scholarship, or some other way to have someone else pay for it -- only because it's a way to sit around and wait out bad economic times. My experience in this field (as a worker and hiring manager) has been that an advanced degree doesn't always enhance your career. I've found that experience helps far more than advanced degrees (unless you want to teach, or apply for a Computer Scientist position).

      As far as geting an internship -- I started at the head-end of the dot-com era...so this may or may not be entirely helpful. I wanted to start working in Boston, so I went to the Career Options Resorce Center at my college and asked them if they knew any alumns or friends of the school that were hiring managers in the area. They gave me a few leads, but what really helped was a book that they had called "How to Get a Job in Boston". They had the book for other cities as well. This book had a number of different fields listed in their own chapters, and in each chapter, they had the name of a hiring manager and their company.

      I picked out about 30 of the coolest companies, and sent a resume out. At first, I didn't hear anything and began to lose hope. I took up a temp job, and worked it for a few weeks. Eventually, I started getting a few phone calls, and I eventually started working exactly where I wanted to be. Granted, we're in a different time, so you'll probably have to be a little more aggressive, but this should give you a general idea on where you can start.

      Good luck!
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    39. Re:Contiune your education... by t0ny · · Score: 1
      Oh ya, I forgot Rush has been spinning that since Bush took office. I suppose GHW was just cleaning up the mess left by Reagan.

      "If you tell a lie long enough, and loud enough, and often enough, the people will believe it." -Adolf Hitler

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    40. Re:Contiune your education... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Actually I would have to disagree. When the next IT upturn hits (if ever), they will need the couple of years experience, even if it was during a sucky job market. Showing that you were able to work in a bad job market show a future employer you are a good worker.

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    41. Re:Contiune your education... by 0x4B · · Score: 1

      I'd have to disagree that you'll need a load of cash to get through school. I'm completing my MS in May and have basically made money just by being in the University. Getting financially set up by the school is pretty easy.

      An internship is especially important now that there are piles of people coming out. There are also other options for standing out from the crowd though. I know its been featured before, but working on an open source project is resume fodder. Another thing to consider is that a lot of non-profits could use help, but won't really be offering "internships" per se. If you're having trouble finding a paying gig, seek out a group you think you might like to work with, and they'll probably have a bunch of broken "cup holders" and a some organization/web descign to do.

      I know that the number of applicants to my University have increased by well over an order of magnitude this year, fwiw.

    42. Re:Contiune your education... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      An MBA is what it takes to succeed in a tough market these days. I graduate with a CS degree in about a year, and am planning to go straight back and get the MBA.

      That sort of leadership and business knowledge goes far.

      Wish us luck.

    43. Re:Contiune your education... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      exactly whats wrong with open office, aside from it not being MS-Office?

      no, really - tell me, i'd love to know, as i've been using it for a while, and it looks mature, stable and feature-full engough for me.

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    44. Re:Contiune your education... by zmooc · · Score: 1

      It's perfectly fine for creating documents but opening MS Office documents doesn't work quite perfectly - things like numbered lists being continuously numbered all through the document, or parts just missing. I still cannot open Visio-drawing and the fonts are still about 10 times more ugly than their Windows-equivalents.

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    45. Re:Contiune your education... by cjackson0 · · Score: 1

      I am currently making about $2800/month working as a co-op (basically an intern) at a BioSci company. I'm basically a system admin here working with SAP. CS Majors can make it in this world, but you have to be flexible. I'm doing everything I can here to make connections with the UNIX and NT teams here so that I work anywhere. Big companies have huge IT infrastructures that need people. Billion dollar corporations have to keep their data somewhere. There is more to the CS field than dotCOMs. Just my 2 cents.

    46. Re:Contiune your education... by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      I'd have to disagree that you'll need a load of cash to get through school.

      Not to be too argumentative here, but you're disagreeing with a statement that I never made. Scholarships, financial aid, trust funds, and work-study programs are all good...and available to all. But if you find that you have to pay out-of-pocket and take out a big student loan and amassing debt, forgetaboutit -- go to work. Anywhere.

      0X4B is right though, any experience will be an incredible help. Depending on which particular field you go into, an advanced degree will not further your career as much as experience...of any kind.

      -Turkey
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    47. Re:Contiune your education... by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I can't seem to find a justified reason why once my company were to switch to entirely OpenOffice and free software (bsd-linux-openbe-whatever) for desktops that MS Office docs would be an issue. We could keep an old MS box around for file conversion, but there really wouldn't be that much change. I hear AbiWord does a good job too. I mean, look at the different versions of MS Office and their files...how well do they interop? Why should OpenOffice strive to lower itself to MS's format when they can take their time to raise the bar instead?

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  9. It all depends on your school. by JCash$ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am currently a college student working towards a degree in Computer Engineering. As far as internships go here, to have a chance at one you need to apply to the major companies that give the your University money, such as Wal-Mart, JB Hunt, Axciom, and some others in my school's case.

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    1. Re:It all depends on your school. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude you are missing a major point here, those companies support your school, in turn the school gives those companies interns. You would probably do better applying to large companies that run their own intern programs. Like microsoft or any company that has more than a 100 employees will usually take one intern.

    2. Re:It all depends on your school. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Fayetteville is an anomoly....those companies can't pay enough for people to move into the region....

    3. Re:It all depends on your school. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is to take a paid internship anywhere you can find one, because if you can, you're very lucky. If companies that sponsor your college are offering paid internships, you just can't argue with that.

      At my university, Adobe sponsors a part of the CS dept. and the CS dept. research students develop things for Adobe. Like "intelligent scissors." You may know it as the "magic wand" tool. Yeah... I know the guys who developed that. And they were just CS undergrads.

  10. Internships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know plenty of students who have very nice internships that are C.S. majors? Perhaps it depends on what school you go to? In fact, I don't know of many who had decent GPAs who applied and did not get an internship.

    1. Re:Internships by RabidOverYou · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, do you or don't you? Does it depend? Tell us!

      Ooooh, now I see - you haven't a clue how question marks work.

    2. Re:Internships by Erwos · · Score: 1

      There's hope for me? Hooray!

      But, seriously, I understand that my CS degree isn't going to get me into the places by itself. I've started taking hard-core economics courses, and am working extremely hard at developing skills in writing proper documentation. The more I diversify myself, the better the chance I have of finding a job after I graduate.

      Documentation may be unsexy, but G-d only knows we need more of it.

      -Erwos

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    3. Re:Internships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an Internship at NASA it paid get this $8.75 an hour!!! WOOOOO!!!! I was limited to 20 hours a week! I have previous experience at an ISP as Sys. Admin. and in QA. Was working for a contractor, on a dead end software project. Would have stayed if I was learning something.... Got real and got out after 2 months!!!!

  11. You get "We're sorry but" letter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a highly experienced programmer who's been out of work for a month. When I send a resume, I ocassionally get an auto-reponse, but that's it.

    1. Re:You get "We're sorry but" letter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well shit, maybe you should write an actual letter.

  12. Graduate study in Something Else by luzrek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've been a firm believer that computer science for computer sciences sake is a limited enterprise, and that corporations (or small businesses) would be much more interested in someone who has expertise in another field and just happens to know how to program.

    To this end, I suggest graduate study in another field. Many graduate programs in the hard sciences (especially PhD programs in the sciences) offer good compensation packages and sometimes include low-cost housing. On top of that, you don't have to pay off your student loans for a while.

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    1. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Also, it may be beneficial to get out of the sciences altogether and study Something Else. There's a whole world out there of other things besides computers, and you can major in some of them in college.

      A coworker of mine was just saying the other day that he can't believe he wasted so much time studying CS in school. Now he's got a skillset limited to computers (he's a really good programmer), but nothing marketable outside of that. Frankly, he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience.

      To be a programmer, you just need to get a foot in the door. That means you just have to have some exposure to programming and CS topics, not a full-blown major.

      In short, study what you want, but don't expect a major to open doors for you.

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    2. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      There is still a market for talented computer science people.

      Have you ever worked on a large software project?

      I'm strongly of the opinion that only a small percentage (less than 1%) of the population can effectively contribute to a large software project. There should be computer science degrees out there for such people.

      Currently far too many (dumb) people are trained in computer science. They should be taught to "program" as part of some other degree.

    3. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Currently far too many (dumb) people are trained in computer science.

      There's also a problem of far too many (arrogant) people trained in computer science.

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    4. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by BWJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been a firm believer that computer science for computer sciences sake is a limited enterprise, and that corporations (or small businesses) would be much more interested in someone who has expertise in another field and just happens to know how to program.

      Applied computation science is certainly useful. I've personally never hired a pure CS person, but without them where would we be? Check out this link to see what I mean. All of the graphics that gamers rely on and CAD/CAM etc..etc...etc... depend on basic research.

      To this end, I suggest graduate study in another field. Many graduate programs in the hard sciences (especially PhD programs in the sciences) offer good compensation packages and sometimes include low-cost housing. On top of that, you don't have to pay off your student loans for a while.

      Most good PhD programs in the hard sciences (including CS) will offer a stipend as well as a tuition waver making graduate school an attractive alternative.

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    5. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANK YOU!

      Its about time someone pointed out this elitist attitude that exists in this industry. I would mod you up if I could...

    6. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pwned

    7. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by umofomia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've been a firm believer that computer science for computer sciences sake is a limited enterprise, and that corporations (or small businesses) would be much more interested in someone who has expertise in another field and just happens to know how to program.
      I would have to disagree with you there. People in other fields may know how to "program," but their understanding of proper software design principles are severely limited compared to formally educated computer science majors. This is not to say that all of them are this way, but I have seen my share of spaghetti code from people who thought they knew how to program.

      For companies looking for developers, an actual computer science/engineering degree is extremely helpful. Of course, those who persue other degrees in addition to CS become even more valuable.

    8. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by luzrek · · Score: 1
      Yes, there is now and always will be a market for talented computer science people. However, there is a glut of so-called computer scientists.

      However, computer science for computer science's sake is a very limited venture. Since science, video games, and porn seem to push the boundaries of computer technology (hardware and software), let's look at an example from the world of Physics. The PHEONIX project, a detector at RHIC, has a pretty robust software and hardware package associated with it. There are approximately 150+ developers working on various peices. Every night the software is re-built (successfully about 2 out of 3 times). All of the developers are Physicists. There are no computer scientists. The project management is done by a comercial software package they payed money for. That project management software is where the computer scientists came in, not in the actual software package.

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    9. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by GlassHeart · · Score: 4, Insightful
      he can't believe he wasted so much time studying CS in school. Now he's got a skillset limited to computers

      Programming is a highly specialized skill. As with any specialized skills, it requires... specialists.

      he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience.

      I seriously doubt he'd even get an interview today, much less on-the-job experience, without an engineering major of some sort. Everything you say makes great sense in theory, and I wish I lived in a world where talent and drive alone gets you jobs.

      "Study what you want" is great if you can afford it.

    10. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Cipster · · Score: 1

      I agree. I am doing my PhD in Genetics right now and I get a really nice package:
      Free Tuition
      A stipend
      Free Medical School tuition (combined MD/PhD)
      I am trying right now to learn how to program and do Bioinformatics/data mining.
      If I had to do it over I would still get my undergraduate degree in Biology but I would at least get a minor in CS or do a double major.

    11. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by kisrael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Frankly, he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience.

      God, I think I've worked with too many people like this. Or maybe there's some other reason, but there are so many bad programmers out there. About 1 in 3 I'd say tend to be sharp...the rest are the reason why Offshore coders in India look so good. They tend to be even less than 1 in 3 sharp, but at least they're cheap.

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    12. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are many opportunities out there, if you know where to look.

      Not all companies are Microsoft, Oracle, and AOL. Walmart needs computer programmers. So does McDonalds and Holiday Inn.

      Spamming Monster.com isn't guaranteed to find you a job anywhere. That's where everyone is already looking, the odds are just not in your favor.

      Look off the beaten path and you will find a lot of opportunities that may end up being a lot more beneficial skill-wise and responsibility-wise in the long run than anything you'd do at a bigger company.

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    13. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

      You're right. It's not that hard to program, if you're BAD at it. I've seen all kinds of people learn to program well enough to get by, but I wouldn't trust them to write anything important.

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    14. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard to program, if you're BAD at it.

      This is a recurring attitude amongst a lot of programmers. Programming isn't hard, even to program well isn't hard. It takes a knack to do it, of course, but studying CS doesn't give you that knack. Experience is the key, as well as having good mentors.

      But I digress.

      I have this feeling that programmers in general are a straightforward bunch. They see that 1+1=2 (or 10 if you're funny) and extrapolate that into a worldview. "If you want to be a programmer you should study CS." "If someone doesn't study CS and is a programmer they are a bad programmer." "People who cannot use computers are stupid and lusers."

      It's really prevalent, even in this thread. This is one of the things that really turns me on to a programming language like Perl. Notwithstanding pedants like Tom Christiansen, the concept of Perl TMTOWTDI is refreshing and it shows in the Perl community which is generally a friendly, fun loving bunch.

      But I digress again.

      What I'm getting at is that if you wear blinders all the time, you will eventually think that the universe is limited to your field of view. There are things outside your field of view that are more difficult to master, more interesting to study, and more satisfying to accomplish than what you perceive as the limits of knowledge.

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    15. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by dirvish · · Score: 4, Funny

      California State University Chico has an excellent Underwater Basket Weaving Program.

    16. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Computer Science is about so much more than programming. For example, I'm currently studying things like AI, real-time systems and their requirements, formal mathematics, computer graphics.

      Being able to program is only a small part of what computer science is about. I certainly wouldn't trust somebody who happened to learn programming as a side-line to design a real-time system.

    17. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      Frankly, he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience.

      He could have studied anything (or not studied) and still acquired any skill through on-the-job experience given sufficient intelligence, talent and patience from an employer. What's your point?

      Software engineering (large scale projects) is one of the most intellectually demanding activities out there, requiring understanding of complex virtual artifacts and huge amounts of discipline in the management of those artifacts. "Good programmers" are just not good enough for this.

      We should be teaching "programming" as part of most degrees because many jobs require small amounts of programming. On the other hand, we need to recognise the difficulty of large scale software engineering and train people for that task.

    18. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      Ho ho ho!

      I still think that my comment is more correct.

    19. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still think that my comment is more correct.

      Which just lends more credence to OG's point.

    20. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by L7_ · · Score: 1

      you think that you are 'more correct' because you are arrogant. ;)

    21. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point was that leaving the engineering to monkeys like yourself leaves his day open to play golf with other CEOs.

    22. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by DrInequality · · Score: 0, Troll

      Are you think I'm not, 'cause you're stupid which just lends credence to my point. Post on!

    23. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt he'd even get an interview today, much less on-the-job experience, without an engineering major of some sort.

      I seriously doubt engineering majors are getting any interviews these days.

      Everything you say makes great sense in theory, and I wish I lived in a world where talent and drive alone gets you jobs.

      That would be a nice change...

    24. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      There are also far too many insecure losers who take offense whenever somebody mentions the word stupid within their hearing range. Get a life and shut the hell up until somebody personally calls you stupid.

      Stupid.

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    25. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by GreazyMF · · Score: 1

      I would say that this statement is pretty much garbage as far as my experience goes. I work at an engineering company. We work with lots of other engineering companys, silicon vendors, Microsoft, some of the favorite Linux distributors, etc.. etc... You will not get in our door for an interview, without a degree in CS or another engineering firm. In fact, you won't get in the door unless you had (or have) a decent GPA!

      Engineering (which includes programming) is a skill. No-one wants to hire a hack. If you want to program. You have to study it in school and work hard at it out of school.

      I'm guessing that since your friend is complaining that he doesn't have any skills marketable outside of computers, maybe he isn't a happy programmer. That's too bad for him and he probably should have thought about that before he got the degree.

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    26. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by rlowe69 · · Score: 1

      >>Currently far too many (dumb) people are
      >>trained in computer science.

      There's also a problem of far too many (arrogant) people trained in computer science.


      There's also a problem of far too many (ignorant) people trained in computer science.

      If you don't realise there are a lot of idiot programmers out there then you ARE an idiot programmer. Knowing it not arrogance, this is the truth.

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    27. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by grahamdrew · · Score: 1

      Well, the big problem with places like Monster, CareerBuilder and any other number of job posting services is that they don't generally carry entry level jobs. If the company has to pay a posting fee, they're not going to bother mentioning entry level jobs when they're already swamped with applications. Job posting services cator to mid-upper experience levels, where they're actually looking for specific skillsets.

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    28. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm 22, and a recent graduate from a theory focused (albiet crappy) CS department. I work in a small IT dept writing dumb VB to do reporting for our accounting department. The other two programmers here have decades of experience in a variety of languages, although they've been on VB for quite a while.

      Through years, and years, and years of experience, they have arrived upon many solid principles of software engineering, and a few principles of computer science.

      In the six months I've been here, I've learned a whole lot about our specific development environment. I had never used VB before. Every "principle" that they've taught me, on the other hand, was covered in my first year at school. I've already lived and breathed these principles for four years. Of course, I don't tell them that. I smile and thank them. They give me my paycheck, after all.

      Judging by my extremely small sample size, I'd say... you've got to be out of your mind. Sure, smarter people are worth more than dumber people, independent of their education. However, given two coders of equal intelligence/aptitude, the one with a good degree and 1 year of experience beats the hell out of the one with 5 years of experience. Maybe this is not the case when comparing two Carmack-level geniuses, but it certainly is when comparing mere mortals. Even most stars.

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    29. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact of the matter is that the IT business (which I mean to include everything from sysadmining to hard research) is a very unsatisfying field. This is not to say that there aren't areas that are exciting and cool, but for the most part the industry is rife with the mundane and boring.

      People get into computers because they love the things. But I've seen too many people have their life sucked right out of them when they realize how long they are working everyday in a position that offers them no satisfaction. It's one thing to hate your job. It's something totally different to hate something you used to love.

    30. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by cadfael · · Score: 1

      Thank you. For the folks that I just sent "No thanks to" that had basketweaving degrees instead of Comp Sci degrees, I guess I blew it. I mean, who expected me to need people who knew what programming is? I haven't got time to teach people stuff they needed to know from school. The pile of good resumes started with "I have a degree from..." and then went to "...and I have experience from...". In an R&D environment, its the credentials that open the door, less so experience.

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    31. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Well... if someone is smart and knows it, does that make them arrogant? Are they only arrogant if they say it?

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    32. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      OMG.

      For the love of god, tell me these don't exist:
      UBW 105: Extreme Weather Underwater Basket Weaving: Hurricanes
      UBW 106: Extreme Weather Underwater Basket Weaving: Tsunami

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    33. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are using the wrong word here. You mean to say "unqualified" or "bad" programmers, but you keep using this word "idiot" which implies that the programmers are or subpar intelligence.

      Saying that there are many unqualified or bad programmers is not arrogance. Calling them idiots is.

    34. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They are arrogant when they denigrate others by way of putting others down. It is the air of superiority that wafts around them like a rotten stench.

    35. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by RavenDarkholme · · Score: 1


      I seriously doubt he'd even get an interview today, much less on-the-job experience, without an engineering major of some sort

      Um...no. There are still places that hire based on demonstrable skills (URLs with your work, downloads of your code, CD's, etc) and really couldn't care less about a degree.

      Part of the problem is, people don't know how to apply and demonstrate how their skills are relevant to the job at hand. It's one common resume, copied 100 or so times, and blasted out to wherever.

      If more people would sit down, look at the job(s) they're applying for, and make an attempt to target their resume toward that particual job as they would target a marketing campaign, I think they'd have better luck.

      It's ALL the more important to be competetive in your job search when the job market's like this. But just because people aren't beating down your door doesn't mean there aren't jobs out there that you can find if you look hard enough.

    36. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=56772&cid=5489 956

      The jobs you are offering are few and far between. It's better to study something interesting and horizon-expanding than gluing yourself to a computer.

    37. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he's a really good programmer"

      I could take him.

      No, seriously, I hella could.

    38. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by scubacuda · · Score: 0, Redundant
      These are great:

      UBW 001: Introduction to Underwater Basket Weaving
      UBW 101: Intermediate Underwater Basket Weaving
      UBW 205: Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving
      UBW 102: Current Trends in Underwater Basket Weaving
      UBW 104: History of Underwater Basket Weaving
      UBW 105: Extreme Weather Underwater Basket Weaving: Hurricanes
      UBW 106: Extreme Weather Underwater Basket Weaving: Tsunami
      UBW 201: Deap Sea Underwater Basket Weaving *prerequisite: scuba certification


    39. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by connsmythe96 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If you want to be a programmer you should study CS." "If someone doesn't study CS and is a programmer they are a bad programmer." "People who cannot use computers are stupid and lusers." I never said anything like that. What I said was that to be a good program, you need to know how to DESIGN. Not just code. There's a serious difference between someone who knows how to DESIGN software, and someone who knows how to CODE software. You're right that both can be gained from experience, but at much different rates. Learning to code by experience is pretty quick. But it takes a long time to correct bad design habits without someone actually telling you "this is bad because...". So, like I said before, I won't let just anyone program for me unless I tell em "I want this function to do this, and this function to do this". You can argue as much as you want about how you or someone you know learned how to design software well without training, but it just isn't common unless they've been teaching themselves for a LONG time.

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    40. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the horrible formatting. I should have used the "Preview" button....

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    41. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by fdawg · · Score: 1

      You could retrain to be a Computer Engineer. Almost the same as CS, but with a helluva lot more Physics and Math. CEs can usually find work as electrical engineers, comp sci, or just CE. The job market by then may need all of those by the time you get out.

    42. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about the formatting. :-)

      I didn't mean to aim that criticism directly at you, but in general at the attitude that I'm seeing here in this thread.

      There is a lot to learn in school, and I haven't said that studying computer science is unnecessary. In fact, I explicitly said that it was necessary in order to have a firm background in the subject.

      But in the end, it boils down to what is satisfying for the person. A degree in Art or History or English won't get you a job in the industry, but coupled with a major or minor in CS it will make you a more rounded person and one that is likely to find enjoyment in other activities. Enjoyment of a topic comes from growing your expertise in it. You can enjoy music, but really studying it can bring you a deeper appreciation of its initricacies. So too with CS, of course.

      The difference is that if you were to pursue a career as a professional musician or artist you will always be working on those intricacies that you studied. Not so with CS. A metaphor: a neurosurgeon will not get the full satisfaction out of his practice if his only patients were suffering from the common cold. You can fill in the analogy to programmers.

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    43. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by DataPath · · Score: 1

      In some ways, programming isn't much different from manual labor. You have your grunt programming jobs that you could train an ape to do, and your specialized jobs that not only take training, but education to do. I'd like to see an underwater basket-weaver trained to develop circuit design software, or develop drivers for data-acquisition hardware, or any number of things. Most programming projects have room for grunt programmers to do routine tasks. But it takes software engineers and REAL computer scientists to make the core of most applications.

      Granted, you can train math majors to program, and take over some jobs that computer scientists do. You could train physicists to take over some jobs that computer engineers do. You could train electrical engineers quite easily to take over a good number of the programming jobs that are done. But you still could never develop software like PSPICE, Mathematica, Adobe Photoshop, or any very useful piece of software without a large number of people who actually KNOW what they're doing, rather than mucking their way through it.

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    44. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0
      The ineffectiveness of spamming the major job Web sites has been quantified, to some extent, in the 2003 edition of What Color is Your Parachute?, one of the most popular books for job hunters. In particular, the author lists the following methods to find a job, in increasing order of success:
      • Internet search (1-10% success rate, depending upon field),
      • mailing out resumes randomly,
      • responding to newspaper ads,
      • using agencies,
      • networking through acquaintances (33%),
      • visiting all companies in person,
      • calling companies in Yellow Pages, and
      • doing a "life-changing job hunt" (as defined in the book) (86%).
      I can't recall all of the success rates, but the take-home lesson is clear.
    45. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to agree and I am not saying this because I am taking offense as someone else who replied accused you of.

      High tech is like any other field or industry, there are always these people that make their career their identity because they are good at it and they probably don't have much else going on. I have worked in a lot of different industries and it is always the same. Some guy or bunch of guys are like , "I know the right way to do such and most other people are just hacks." It is especially prevalent in the trades.

      Don't get me wrong, I think taking pride in one's work is great but arrogance, even if the person is really talented, sucks. I especially hate the put downs of other people by these braggers.

      There is nothing like arrogance to elicit the hate of others. There was this arrogant guy in another class when I was studying CS. He would come over to our class and brag to his friend that was in my class about how he was the shit and how his classmates were just quick and dirty programmers. He was the joke of our class. None of us new his name, we all called him Conceited Guy. One day we were playing Starcraft with some of his classmates and we asked them what his coding was like and they said that he could code just fine but his design skills sucked.

      So the moral of the story, just because you are arrogant, doesn't mean that you are the shit, you just think you are, there will always be someone better than you and good luck getting the respect of others.

    46. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Daleks · · Score: 1

      For companies looking for developers, an actual computer science/engineering degree is extremely helpful. Of course, those who persue other degrees in addition to CS become even more valuable.

      I have a BSCS and a BSMath and I graduated last June. The BSMath hasn't helped me much in terms of finding a job. I suppose this is because math is just as nebulous as comp sci is. I mean people rarely care if you know Gershgorin's Theorem as long as you can hack out some C++ code before a deadline.

    47. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Frankly, he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience."

      which would make him an ideal candidate for linux kernel development

    48. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

      I agree that being well-rounded is good, and students should try to study other areas as well (I'm minoring in math, for instance). However, I think the opposite order is best. I think if programming is what you enjoy, then you should major in CS and minor in some secondary field (as opposed to majoring in the secondary field and minoring in CS). If you want to be a musician and also program, then minoring in CS would be sufficient. But if what you really want to do is program, then having a major in music and only a minor in CS will be limiting yourself. You could work for Coda Music, but other companies might be hesitant to hire a programmer who only minored in CS and spent most of his college time learning how to play the piano.

      And extending that music example above, I think it's likely that CodaMusic would still rather hire someone who majored in CS and minored in music than the other way around. If you work for them and can't play the piano well, Finale won't be degraded as a result. Not so if you can't program as well. :)

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    49. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      The one thing you really have to realize here is that your father's Computer Science is not your Computer Science. In the 70s most undergraduate programs were closer to Accounting With Computers; after all, the biggest company out there was International Business Machines, and most the people hiring were either state and federal departments or insurance companies. Courses like office automation (I believe my department still has a course like that on the books, albeit grad level). If you want to see a glimpse of what CS professors were thinking coming out of the 70s, take a look at "Computer education in the 1980s, a somber view" by William Mitchell published in SIGCSE in 1980. Not only does he predict the teachers will not be prepared for the microcomputer when it hits their classrooms (which was probably an easy prediction) but also proposes that teaching must become an emphasis in order to preserve the field. He appears to have been wrong on that count but I can't say for how much longer. With salaries dropping for new CS graduates I can see quite a few students deciding that as interesting as that they'd better get something different. I don't blame them. Fortunately I can say that CS is no longer a IBM seminar, in part thanks to acreditation, another part due to the maturiation of the field.

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    50. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by NetFu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Everything you say makes great sense in theory, and I wish I lived in a world where talent and drive alone gets you jobs.

      Excuse me for being a smart-ass, BUT:

      If you want to get ahead based on your talent and drive move to America, because that's what we have. If you are going into too many companies where "talent and drive alone" aren't cutting it, then YOU'RE LOOKING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. Some advice:

      -- Move to an urban area; "talent and drive" won't get you diddly squat in a rural sh*thole like South Dakota, and I know because that's where I grew up; there are ALWAYS opportunities in the urban areas (and I mean ALWAYS).

      -- When you get to that urban area, apply for any and every job you are capable of doing, as if your life depends on it because IT DOES; as long as the company has interesting positions you could potentially move into in the FUTURE, you shouldn't limit yourself to engineering or programming jobs today.

      -- Learn to swallow your pride to survive, because we are talking about YOUR SURVIVAL; I can't tell you how many out-of-work-techies I've seen unemployed for the past 2 YEARS because they're holding out for a job like their last job; future companies WILL understand if you had to survive in a lesser job for a couple of years until the economy turned around.

      I graduated with a BSCS in 1990 (the last recession), looked in California for any technical computer or programming job I could find, but couldn't find anything for over a year. I happened to take a receptionist job at an electronics "start-up" just because I was desperate to pay the bills -- I was within weeks of being homeless at that point. I kept looking for a better programming job (Netscape, etc.), but my company kept growing and moving me into better-paid and more appealing positions than I could find with other companies.

      Today, I'm still with this company, we've merged with other companies to form the largest power supply distributor/manufacturer in North America and Europe, and I head up the I.T. Department. Most people can't believe that I started as the receptionist with the President at arm's reach behind me, but THAT is what talent and drive can get you in America, but America isn't kind to those who are picky.

      (By the way, we've always been profitable, we still are today, and we've done it without mass layoffs)

    51. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      IBM hires co-ops all the time, even now. There's one in my department now, and a co-op from last semester was hired at the beginning of this year. Another co-op was hired six months prior to that.

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    52. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      I know this has been hashed over and over again here, but I've found in my 8 years in this field, zero correlation between programming ability and any piece of paper earned, be it certification, some degree, a CS degree, etc.

      I've worked with some horrible programmers who have CS degrees. (I can think of 2 REALLY bad ones). The best 3 programmers I ever worked with had respectively, no degree, and English degree and (GASP!) an "MIS" degree. The hardest working programmers I ever worked with had no degree and a CS degree.

      Hell, my degree is in journalism and I spent 5 years as a wire editor, which was great training as a programmer (not that I haven't been programming since I was 13), because absorbing, consolidating, prioritizing, and summarizing vast quantities of data (try 1000s of wire stories a day) is good training.

      The most useful thing that has furthered my programming career (and gave me an advantage over some other programmers I know), are my communication skills. The two most useful single classes I took for the career I have today were in High School: Speech and Debate (for logical thinking and communication skills) and Typing I and II (for coding faster).

      Just my two cents.

    53. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      .. and just to show off my communication skills, I throw in a nice subject-verb agreement error. Been too long since the copy desk...

    54. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by James+Lewis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is exactly why a CS major is the difference between being a programmer and a Computer Scientist. A programmer knows language syntax, a Computer Scientist knows much more about algorithms, program design, programming methodologies, computer hardware, etc. As the field has matured, being able to just program has quickly lost its value. Offshore coders are a perfect example of this. If you are just a programmer there is no reason your job can't be shipped off to another country to be done at half the price. If you are a Computer Scientist who is designing the system you need to be on site so you can get "face time" and design a system that is right for the customer. Not only that, but the design is the most important part of the project and so companies will be wary of placing that responsibility on a cheap offshore group. I agree that another way to make a programmer indispensable is to have other areas of expertise that will allow you to program in areas someone without that extra knowledge would be unable to do. However, these areas are specialized and not as numerous. Having a Computer Science degree is most certainly not a waste of time.

    55. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how does it compare with areal underwater basket weaving program, one that actually has a scheduled class and location? (although at this point in the semester, you'd have to wait until they offer it again next semester...)

      Go Cats! Bear Down! :-)

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    56. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I work at an in-home Healthcare company. It's a great job, I've earned a lot of respect, and I work on projects that expand the resources available to our field staff. Did I find this job through normal channels? No.

      I started at the CSC (corporate support center) as a payroll clerk, moved to the receptionist position, and after a long while of getting to know everyone... I gave a resume' to the IT director. He knew me by then, and thought I was a nice guy... he used to quiz me on general old-skool computer trivia too.

      I became aware of the need for a programmer at the company as well, right before I turned in a resume. It turns out that I didn't fill that role, rather I ended up creating my own role (in a sense.). I was put in charge of intranet development... I'll say that the intranet at the time was a collection of html files sitting somewhere. I reorganized it and had some help getting it database - based. After that, I started learning a lot, and applied it. I started branching out, creating my own projects, submitting them to my boss, and then working on them to completion. It's quite satisfying.

      Now, I'm looked to whenever a solution is necessary for a lot of programming issues. I contribute a large part to our IT system now, when I was viewed as "just a newb." Of course, it helps that our IT department has only 8 members.

      Find someplace small, that's in an industry that isn't dead (pretty much, non-tech). There's always a demand for IT people, you just have to realize that most people don't have the glamour of working at Intel or AMD or Motorola or IBM or Microsoft.

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    57. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by benspikey · · Score: 1

      I graduated from chico state with a b.s. in computer science and to my disfortune there is no underwater basking weaving. I wish there was.. what could be better to relax you after those long nights of coding.. Also i'm currently getting my masters in computer science from another college..

    58. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      What I can't stand is the ones who had no real training in programming. It helps to have profs and TA's slapping the backs of your hands with yardsticks if you don't have good style. I got killed on a lot of homework programs at first, because I was using cutsie variable names, and not relevant ones. This is a thing that you learn early, and quickly.

      I work with a dude that writes tons with a OO type program, but writes everything in a massive procedure. It bugs me. His technique is also non-standard, causing the code to look... just wierd. It's hard to follow. Which brings me to another rant:

      COMMENTS! Geesh. I use comments to talk the way through the program like in normal conversation. That way, non-tech types can see my code, and maybe learn something. It helps my boss too, cuz he doesn't like to try to figure things out. Granted, the code is fairly obvious, but comments never hurt. Those who don't comment... grrr.

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    59. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Jordy · · Score: 1

      Judging by my extremely small sample size, I'd say... you've got to be out of your mind. Sure, smarter people are worth more than dumber people, independent of their education. However, given two coders of equal intelligence/aptitude, the one with a good degree and 1 year of experience beats the hell out of the one with 5 years of experience.

      Where to start, where to start...

      First, realize that most programming jobs that exist out there in the world are to handle a particular task working in a legacy environment. When you get interviewed for a position like that, they are looking for someone who already knows the ins and outs of their particular environment not general "principles."

      In this case, experience trumps all. If this job is working with Oracle working on system that uses Asynchronous Queues and connecting to an inhouse financials system, the guy who knows that system best gets the job.

      The fact of the matter is that your resume will get filtered early on if you don't have the necessary experience with their legacy systems.

      Second, your "equal intelligence" comment demonstrates that you've never tried interviewing a software engineer. It is extremely difficult to judge relative intelligence from a group of people with historically bad social skills. The best you can usually do in an interview is see if a person is capable of doing the job you want and judge how they solve problems.

      Experience, with line items for achievements, can really help in this area simply because you can ask questions about their role and how they solved various issues and get them to open up.

      Third, the idea of a "good" degree is terribly difficult to judge these days. Universities today hand out A's like candy and it possible to get a degree and still not know anything.

      Finally, I would like to point out that the environment really matters. An established corporation will look much more kindly on a person with a degree and little experience than a startup or small business. This is especially true in the valley where startups simply don't have the money to spend training someone to have them jump ship for a higher paying job once they gain some experience.

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    60. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Also, it may be beneficial to get out of the sciences altogether and study Something Else.

      I agree. Finish your CS major, but if you cannot find something due to the lousy techonomy, then start another major in something un-techy. Maybe business, phychology, etc.

      The future is unpredictable, so don't put all your eggs in one basket. Most programming jobs just may go to India where they work for $2/hr, leaving a long-lasting glut here. Even if not, tech is cyclical. Thus, keep your options open.

    61. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Dig that grammar.

    62. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [would be much more interested in someone who has expertise in another field and just happens to know how to program.] I would have to disagree with you there. People in other fields may know how to "program," but their understanding of proper software design principles are severely limited compared to formally educated computer science majors.

      But in these situations, the people who hire you don't know good design principles either.

      Besides, software engineering is still a dark grey art too influenced by fads, hype, and groupthink. Learning how to make software maintainable and managable over the long-run is something you just have to learn best by observing change on your own rather than from mumbling trench-free professors or "Learn UML XML Software Engineering in 21 Days" books.

    63. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There's also a problem of far too many (arrogant) people trained in computer science.

      I don't think any one major has a monopoly on stupidity nor arrogance. You think all MBA's and Law majors are peachy?

    64. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that.

      The problem lies in too many institutions that are willing to give a CS degree for undergrade work. I know kids that can get out of a particular school with a CS degree, knowing only the basics in data structures and minimal C++. They can program a X's and O's ASCII java applet. They can do a simple program in VB. That's about as much as they picked up, but they'll graduate with a bachelor's in CS. Why? Because the school is not tough enough. These skills would be suitable for say, an associates or something.

      Engineering schools usually have weeder classes. I know, I've been subjected to them. It's when the student realizes that the degree is difficult, and in a field of study that may not be suited to them. I realized that EE would be really really boring (to me.). I hated circuit analysis with a passion, so I switched majors. I went to CS. I loved it, I took to it like a fish in the water.

      Unfortunately, a lot of schools don't have engineering programs, but do offer CS. The CS they offer is second rate at best. They don't give hard core algorithms as a required course. You can take the course, but it's not gaurranteed to be taught by an instructor who knows the subject. There are no standards placed upon CS, that I know of. They should have a test or something that you need to pass in order to be certified as having graduated with a CS degree. If you're not good with tests, they should offer it for free, and often. :shrug:

      It bugs me that people say that there are idiots in the industry. It's more a story of people jumping on a bandwagon that they just don't belong on. The tech industry got fat with money, people saw that, and went to school for the money. That's about the time when all of those shitty certifications showed up. They were like having a CS degree without having a CS degree. Companies didn't give a shit about what you knew or understood, they just cared about your credentials.

      Fortunately, the bubble popped. The people that were better suited for other things have moved on, for the most part. There are a few straglers, but that's what the help desk is for. ;-)

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    65. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by lommer · · Score: 1

      WHAT THE FUCK!?

      please tell me you're an admin CSUC and just put that page up for the sake of pulling my leg...

    66. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the problem is that chico is the asshole of California. Literally.

      Probably half of all the cows in CA live their, along with their wonderful stench.

      The other half live in the Californian armpit, which is somewhere up north along I-5.

    67. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Valluvan · · Score: 1

      If there are _far_too_many_ untrained people then it implies that trained (and arrogant by your implication) are _quite_less.

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    68. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by luzrek · · Score: 1
      Stephen Wolfram is a Physicist (mathematica). I'ld wadger than all the early computer scientists were formally trained as physicsists.

      The place where Computer Science deviates from programming is in hypotheticals and in theory. Unfortunately, there is a very small market for pure computer science (just as with other sciences). Real computer scientists should be developing tools for others to use to fulfil their computing needs. If they are simply programming for someone else, even if they are very very good at it they are simply programmers/technicians.

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    69. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by tetsuji · · Score: 1
      Although I've taken a bunch of programming courses over the years (mostly after I graduated from college and was already a professional programmer) and appreciate what I learned from them, it is most assuredly NOT critical to have a degree in computer science to be a professional programmer.

      I got my degree in geology, and picked up programming on the side while working as an undergraduate research assistant, writing data analysis software. When I graduated and the mining industry was in the crapper, it was natural for me to go to work as a programmer.

      Judging from the computer science courses I've taken (university courses - the position I have allows me to take them for free, on work hours) and the CS graduates I've worked with, my skill set and learning have not been particularly limited by not getting a CS degree. Of course, most of the code that I write is meat-and-potatoes, database-backed client/server business apps rather than low-level device drivers and such, and if I wanted to fiddle with bits more intimately I probably would need more education. But it's certainly not necessary for what I'm doing now.

    70. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Actually, comments most definitely CAN hurt. Too much commenting can result in "noisy" code, where the comments actually get in the way of reading the code itself. After all, your code is self-documenting and easy to read, right? So the code can serve as a fine document, and the comments just exist to clarify less-than-clear parts of the code, provide over-all algorithmic descriptions, or document public interfaces/objects/etc.

      Now, I'm not advocating no comments at all... but there are many who use commenting as a crutch because the code itself is just far too confusing, rather than re-designing/cleaning up the code itself. Worse, in these situations, the comments could fall out of sync with the code, and then you're really screwed. So just write clean, self-documenting code in the first place, and everyone will be happier for it.

      Basically, commenting is good... but, in this case, there really is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

    71. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Frankly, he could have studied basket weaving in college and still learned enough to be a good programmer from on-the-job experience.

      I couldn't disagree more. People who do not learn from 40+ years of CS research (which is easiest to get through a CS degree; not the only but easiest) usually only become mediocre programmers at best. This because they usually lack knowledge about basic formal theories, well-known data structures and algorithms, basic DB theory (relational), and compiler technology. Even though this knowledge can not replace experience (which is the other required component of a good programmer/developer), I think it is something without which it's difficult to be a first-class programmer.

      I've found reverse to be true; further I get with my work, more I appreciate things I learnt back then, even if I wasn't all that interested at the time. I've worked with some people that either don't have a degree, or have 'marginal' degree (some colleges hand out computer-related degrees that have little beyond basic MSCE), and they are usually much more short-sighted and limited in their way of thinking and problem solving skills. Not because they are stupid or lazy, but because they just don't know there are things they don't know that are very useful for solving problems. They usually can learn from other's examples ("oh you can do it that way too!"), so eventually they do get better; but I think they need to lots of catching up.

    72. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      I'm a CS major that works in Bioinformatics. And it is *very* frustrating working with biologists who don't have the first clue about computer science or how it can help them. There is complete lack of understanding about the basic technology. They don't really understand what a database is. They don't understand the purpose and value of batch processing. They seem to live a world based on how work is done in the lab. Lots of work for little results. They just assume that everything takes a long time and doing things a hundred times takes a hundred times longer.

      Your post just makes my point clear. I hear the term, "data mining" all the time from biologists-turned-computer-people. Computer-people being their term and not mine. Somehow they think that learning to use a computer is like learning to use a microscope. Something that you can become expert in with just a few courses. Well, what most of them mean when they say "data mining" is simply USING A DATABASE. Data mining requires understanding of machine learning and not simply searching ncbi for stuff. Stop using terms/buzzwords that you don't even understand.

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    73. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Although I've taken a bunch of programming courses over the years (mostly after I graduated from college and was already a professional programmer) and appreciate what I learned from them, it is most assuredly NOT critical to have a degree in computer science to be a professional programmer.

      As a professional engineer with two computer science degrees, I cannot agree more. However, that's not what I said. What I said was that you'd have difficulty getting job interviews if you didn't have a closely related degree. If you somehow get the job, you don't need the degree to be a productive contributor.

      It's a comment on the state of the job market, not the relevance of CS education on software engineer careers.

    74. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      There are still places that hire based on demonstrable skills

      Where? I'm sure a good answer to this question will be moderated +50 if possible. Or are you just presuming that there must be such places?

      people don't know how to apply and demonstrate how their skills are relevant to the job at hand.

      When was the last time you looked for a job in the computer industry, without a degree, and got one? Today, every job (in the SF bay area, at least) gets a thousand related and unrelated resumes, and employers simply resort to hiring people they know. Failing that, a quick way to discard many of them is to exclude non CS majors.

      From personal experience, I'd be lucky to get an autoresponse from even jobs that are I've been doing. I have a job now, but the first contact came from someone I knew, not a resume drop.

      Have you actually tried what you propose, and succeeded? If so, I'm sure it'd be helpful if you can relate how your new employer picked your resume out of a thousand essentially random ones.

    75. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by RavenDarkholme · · Score: 1
      There are still places that hire based on demonstrable skills

      Where? I'm sure a good answer to this question will be moderated +50 if possible. Or are you just presuming that there must be such places?


      The last three places I've worked including where I'm currently working. The attitude at all three companies was actually somewhat suspicious of degreed people without experience due to a lot of previous hires who were lost without the answers in the back of the textbook.

      Now, I'm not saying that all people with degrees are useless, so please don't flame me over that. Rather, in our experience and the experience of the last few employers I've had, degrees and/or certifications simply were not as good predictors of work performance on an actual job as were skills and experience.

      When was the last time you looked for a job in the computer industry, without a degree, and got one?


      Coming up on a year, actually. Well after the dot-com bust.
      Have you actually tried what you propose, and succeeded? If so, I'm sure it'd be helpful if you can relate how your new employer picked your resume out of a thousand essentially random ones.


      Yes. And it's a lot of work, I will say that. How the employers pick them, I can't really tell, but it has happened. I do as much research as I can on the company, the job, the requirements, etc as I can. For each job in my resume, I pick and choose those accomplishments or skills required for that job which specifically relate to what they're asking for on this job. If possible, I call the company or their HR department or even go down there and try to talk to the receptionist or the secretary or the HR clerk or someone in that department and ask them how they like working there, what kind of environment it is -- get as much information as I can. Sometimes it's not much, of course, but you might be surprised at what tidbits you can get from the person who answers the phone. If they're only hiring people they know, maybe you can get to be someone they know. I've even dropped email to someone whose personal web page indicated they worked for the company and said, "Hey, sorry to bother you but you say on your web page that you work for BlahCo. I was thinking about applying for X. I don't suppose you could give me some information about whether I should bother or not?"

      They don't say "the job market is competetive" for no reason. It is a competition. It can be a lot like a beauty contest: maybe the one who wins isn't the most talented, but the one who worked the judges the best. Maybe the one who gets the job isn't the most skilled, but the one who had a resume that said "I am exactly the one you want for this exact position because of X."

      As I said: it's targeted marketing. You have a skill, this company is in need of said skill. But you have to let them know why they should take you instead of the bazillion other people. It's like saying why you should buy a Nissan instead of a Ford, or a Coke instead of a Pepsi. The more you know about the company's attitude and culture and what kinds of people they do hire, the more you can show how you are that kind of person.

      Where you run into problems is sometimes when HR is really separate from tech and puts their own set of sorting requirements for the resumes in there. You're right that some companies will absolutely go "No degree. No interview," and toss the resume. I'm not disputing that by any means. All I said was, "there are still places that hire based on demonstrable skills."

      And there are. I've worked for 'em and many of my friends (non-degreed) work for others. I'm not even saying this is a majority of companies: only saying that they do exist.
    76. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by dirvish · · Score: 1

      Actually I put it up on my student account...for the sake fo pulling your leg.

    77. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Cipster · · Score: 1

      I work with microarrays which generate a lot of data. I have to use software tools to filter the results and come up with some relevant biological insights.
      Hopefully there will also be some way of predicting biological functions of unknown genes based on their expression profiles.
      If you prefer I do not call this "data mining" please let me know what the preferred nomenclature is so I don't offend your CS sensitivities. The biological literature calls this type of work data mining. It is not uncommon for different disciplines to have a similar name for quite different endeavours.

    78. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Not all companies are Microsoft, Oracle, and AOL. Walmart needs computer programmers. So does McDonalds and Holiday Inn.

      It would be a mistake to assume that because Walmart doesn't have the "prestige" of Oracle or a bank that their programmers are any less talented. Walmart runs one of the world's most sophisticated supply chains. That travelling salesman problem you looked at in CS 101? A tiny improvement in the algorithm is worth millions of dollars - literally. McDonalds couldn't operate without their data warehouse to spot trends and highlight operational inefficiencies. And the hospitality industry uses some very advanced computation, for example yield management.

    79. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. Actually, analyzing microarrays is one *very good* example of data mining. But I am curious why you need to learn CS to do this kind of stuff? Aren't there plenty of programs that will do this automatically?

      I must apologize for my angry tone before. I just got back from a conference from some folks at ncbi, and the guy threw the term of "data mining" around like water. I think it is important for biologists to understand the difference. Extracting information from microarray data is quite different than searching ncbi for a single piece of sequence information, or BLAST. They're really two different search methodologies.

      At this point even, using data mining on the sequence data at ncbi might be useful, though I don't know for what at the moment.

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    80. Re:Graduate study in Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm at work and I don't want to bother retreiving my password etc... Well my frustration is that I often end up using other people's software (sometimes really expensive software, sometimes open-source). I often want things to work a bit differently or want to be able to implement my own tools etc.

      I feel like at times it would be really useful if I could sit down and write my own little add in or make a small PERL or Python program that would greatly speed up my work. I don't really want to be a programmer or a computer scientist, I just want to be able to use computers more efficiently and go beyond merely using other people's tools and start writing my own. I just look at it as a really ptentially useful set of tools I am just beginning to learn. The lerning curve is steep right now and I just wish I had a bit more basic knowledge to build on.

      As far as biologists being a bit naive about computers etc. I totally agree with you. A professor at my University spends his days aligning sequences with BLAST and calls himself a Bioinformatics specialist....

  13. Hahaha, "paid" internships! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good one! I always get my daily dose of humor on Slashdot. But, uh, seriously, there are some paid internships in government, however, they're generally the summer ones.

  14. Well. by Bender_ · · Score: 1

    It all may depend on your resumee and the interviews. I have had a lot of luck (very little rejections).

    But anyways, I think an internship is a great opportunity - even if it is unpaid.

  15. IBM Canada's hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well the hired me anyway... and about a hundread others.

    1. Re:IBM Canada's hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great. Now IBM will be slashdotted with 5000 resumes from us slashdot geeks.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  17. Erm by DaLiNKz · · Score: 1

    I've had a hellish time trying to get a job.. I started using Token Ring networks running Novell servers at the age of 11 with the system administrator at my school, I then later got into NT then Linux.. But even after all that, we are just not needed anymore.. I dont even think i should bother with certifications..

    But then again, Computer repair is growing, grandma usually cant fix her cdrom from being used as a cup holder on her own..

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    1. Re:Erm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might have slightly better luck if you learned to spell, and punctuate.

    2. Re:Erm by DaLiNKz · · Score: 1

      Actually I just read it over and didnt really notice anything wrong. Its always the lamer who comments as Anonymous.

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    3. Re:Erm by rob-fu · · Score: 1

      I thought the guy who asked the question was a CS major looking for an internship, and last time I checked, sysadmin-ing is not CS...

      I think you're way off here....if anything, certifications would do nothing but help. Sure, your experience may be good but in my opinion, companies are not going to hire non-certified/non-degreed people. A role for tech support-type jobs will always exist (unless computers figure out a way to fix themselves).

      my $.02

    4. Re:Erm by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      Networking, while far from being a dead end job, is not Where Its At. Go into programming, 'cause just like the telephone operator, networking will mostly be replaced by stuff that works on its own. There's still lots of jobs available in software development, go for that if you think you've got it.

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    5. Re:Erm by bolthole · · Score: 1
      last time I checked, sysadmin-ing is not CS...

      Depends if the "system administrator" position, is part "systems engineer"/"systems programmer".

      The best sysadmins will know how to code, and code well. These days, that means they probably have a CS degree too.

      But I'm not biased or anything ;-)

  18. Well, I recently attended a job fair, by jwdeff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and summer camps were hiring camp councilors. The Army, Air Force, Navy, and Marines were all looking for new recruits. Some non-profit organizations were looking for volunteers.

    That's about it.

    It is almost summer time, I myself am going to look for a job in construction.

    1. Re:Well, I recently attended a job fair, by kendric · · Score: 1

      I am currently working on a degree in CS, with a secondary in economics. With those two degrees, I imagine I could do a lot of stuff, most economic people I know don't know what side of a computer to press to get it to turn on.

      Aside: My prof was showing us how to us a Microsoft product, and she said open a new document, and then a guy in the back asked, "How do we do that?"

      Anyway, I have been looking for jobs in related fields, and can't find any. They are all just camp councilers and swimming teachers (which I refuse to do again).

      However, I found a job out on the oil field. Long hours, but great pay. Even if I do get a degree, I will be hard pressed to find a better job to start out with. A good programmer just out of university would make about $15.00 an hour with about 40 hour weeks. The oilfield pays about $20 and about 65 hours per week. Its nice when you come home after a day of work and say to yourself, I made $300 bucks today, while I have friends that have phD's that only get about $150.

      A degree is nice, but you would be suprised just how much money is in blue collar jobs.

  19. Yes, by Fatllama · · Score: 1

    graduate school.

  20. At least you got a rejection letter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I cant even get that!

    1. Re:At least you got a rejection letter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why this was mod'd as funny (I'm not the original poster), but I've had about the same luck as this guy. I sent out 30 resumes and got 2 replies.
      Those aren't very good odds by any standards.

    2. Re: At least you got a rejection letter! by jedman · · Score: 1


      Yes! Not funny! It's been 4 years since I had to beat the street for a job, but I was APPALLED at the lack of simple professional courtesy, even after interviews... and this was not for entry-level. I guess I've taken to heart a column I once read that basically said "yeah, it sucks that no one replies anymore... Get used to it".

      It's been my experience that human resources departments are often the most understaffed, yet underskilled departments in a company.

  21. Hmm let's see by Sparky69 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well I've got an internship at Sun Microsystems... Actually everyone I know has an internship and they're all in CS. Companies like Qualcomm, IBM, Microsoft, man the list goes on and on. Oh yeah. I forgot I go to an "inferior" Canadian university. Sorry. U of Waterloo BTW in Canada intership's are called COOPs. Cheers, Andrew

    1. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, In Canada, Co-ops are not paid.
      In Canada internships are paid...

    2. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong, canadian co-ops are paid. i know. i was one for 16 months at 3 different companies over the course of ~3 years.

    3. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, i'm in a co-op program in canada, I've had two paid work terms so far! (http://www.umanitoba.ca). There are about 100-150 cs co-op students in the program at any one time I believe.

    4. Re:Hmm let's see by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      no, In Canada, Co-ops are not paid.
      In Canada internships are paid...


      High school co-op != university co-op. The latter is an internship, for all practical purposes.

      At the University of Toronto, it goes for 12-16 months once instead of multiple places in 4-month stints, which has both benefits and drawbacks vs. the Waterloo method (you can work on bigger projects and learn more, but if you get a bad employer, you're stuck with them).

    5. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Umm ... how can you refer to Waterloo as an inferior school? It was just referred to as Canada's MIT; it's so heavily recruited from -- no wonder you and everyone you know has an internship. They have the best coop program around ... period.

    6. Re:Hmm let's see by perlchild · · Score: 1

      you got that backwords
      internships "stages" in french are "usually" not paid(basically the company can choose not to pay you)
      cooperative education programs are usually paid
      partly because in the coop situation, you work AND you go to school at the same time...
      so the work is not academically creditable...
      the classes are...

    7. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my (former) school, NAIT, COOPS are both paid and academically creditiable. They're also taken during an off semester. Two semesters in class, one semester in COOP, if you can get one.

      Of course, it's a tech school not a university, so who knows how that works.

    8. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha... stupid waterloo geek can't understand sarcasm...

      Waterloo sucks, there's more to life than working 55 hours a week for microsoft. Unfortunately thats about all they train you for there.

    9. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waterloo is second rate to who? It's a top cs school. (Went to school in america, and have no relation to waterloo)

    10. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Co-Op" is not a Canadian thing. It's a company thing. Some companies call it a Co-Op program, some call them Internships. There are subtle correlating differences between the two (such as Co-Ops usually being Engineering related and higher paid, and Internships usually spanning the Summer rather than Fall/Spring semesters), but there are no rules to this stuff really.

    11. Re:Hmm let's see by mghiggins · · Score: 1

      Not at Waterloo - it's part of the degree program. A normal 4-year undergrad runs 5 years, with a bunch of "work terms" thrown into the mix. They're organized through the university.

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    12. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes a school a good school? have you visted the campus or know anyone who goes there?

      Is entrance marks and percentage of graduates who work for Micrsosoft the only criteria to evaluate the quality of the school?

      A waterloo degree might give you slightly better job prospects, but the education you recieve or the experience you will have there is no where near the top.

    13. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, this means that Waterloo runs 3 semesters/year. I was at UW as a CS research
      assistant (on undergrad NSERC funding) some
      (don't ask) years back, and... ...there are virtually no female (humans)
      at UW during the summer. Which is a bit of
      a drawback.

      Or have things changed since I was there?

    14. Re:Hmm let's see by Argon+Sloth · · Score: 1

      A waterloo degree might give you slightly better job prospects, but the education you recieve or the experience you will have there is no where near the top.

      Now more than ever a degree at Waterloo may give you more than a slight advantage at a job oprotunity at Microsoft.

      For those that don't know, UW's ECE department (includes Computer Science Computer Engineering, and Software Emgineering) is 'owned' by Microsoft.

      Microsoft Invests in University Of Waterloo

      University of Waterloo's contract with Microsoft

      Students there will learn the C# language as opposed to C or C++. C# is a bastardized version of C developed solely by Microsoft which makes use of the .Net platform.

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    15. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer Science is not part of UW's ECE department. CS is part of the math faculity - ie i'm going to graduate with a bancelor of mathematics degree (if i manage to graduate) CS at UW actually has its own school now so new students can get a bacelor of computer science if they want. Either way CS is not effected by the whole microsoft C# thing. That's only the engineers

    16. Re:Hmm let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      waterloser.

    17. Re:Hmm let's see by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Calling it co-op or internship just usually depends on your university. I go to Univerity of Calgary in Canada and we call them internships. I think it often relates to the length - our internships are 16 months and we have just one after your third year. Waterloo calls theirs co-ops and they are 4 months, and you do them every other semester. I've heard (may be propaganda) that U of C has the largest internship program in Canada, and Waterloo has the largest Co-Op.

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  22. Have you considered University IT Departments by sotdx · · Score: 5, Informative

    I started out as a lowly tech grunt in my University's IT department, and moved up through the ranks getting experience and skills. When I was getting closer to graduation, I was able to obtain an great internship with the IT organization. It paid incredible for a student job ($11 an hour) and gave me the freedom to experiment with technology and projects.

    I'd credit the experiences I had with the University internship while I was going to school to be the reason I have a Network Administration position right now.

    1. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I didn't spend 4 years at school getting my CS degree to work in IT.

    2. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by orpheus2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      About the hardest hit (albiet delayed a few years) in this economic downturn is the state governments. For a lot of public universities there is a hiring freeze, and people are fearing for their own jobs. I doubt that you'll find *any* IT openings at a public university right now (I've got a lost job, and many frustrating conversations with department heads to prove it).

      As far as private universities, they are economically governed by their endowments which may or may not come from donations. If that's the case, they are in the same boat as well, as people nowadays rarely have the money to live comfortably (like it was 1999) much less give it away to a private uni.

      Not happening anytime soon...

    3. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by dirvish · · Score: 1

      A lot of businesses will not consider a student staff position as real employment. Some will completetly ignore that experience even though you might have learned a lot in a universitie's IT department.

    4. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know I only spent 5 mins getting my Counter-Strike degree.

    5. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the recommendation that you look into working for a university. I started as a student slave some 15 years ago, flunked out, kept working for the university, left, could never find a job in the 'real world' that provided enough perks to keep my geeky self happy. Now I'm back at the same university, they keep promoting me. I have some of the most killer toys to play with. Half of the stuff you have always wanted to work with is sitting out in my machine room.

      Downsides? Of course, pay is often below market (not sure if that's still true in these times, but we have positions that are hard to fill). Upsides? Plenty, excellent benefits, you practicaly have to kill somebody to get fired/layed-off (I've only seen one person forcibly unemployed in the past four years), flexible hours, telecomute friendly, and did I mention the toys? There are many X-students in my department, many also who have been there since before the age of computers. Old good programmers get sent of to pasture in research.

    6. Re:Have you considered University IT Departments by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      Nods to the "Old good programmers get sent off to pature in research." That is one of the reasons I still stayed IT even though I studied Comp Sci. Well, I studied comp sci mainly because I DIDN'T know how to program. I knew computer hardware inside out, as well as how the software worked in theory, but I didn't know how to code. And since I learned more about networks and managing computers in my co-ops then classes would ever teach me, I decided that I wanted to actually learn something I didn't know for the several thousand bucks I was spending each term.

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  23. Electronic Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    EA has an internship program.

    1. Re:Electronic Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EA has an internship program, but unless you've programmed for NASA, been a developer at Microsoft, or created a game that threatened to beat out their own product, it's going to be a challenge getting in!

  24. Paid Internships by xeno_gearz · · Score: 1

    As a Computer Engineering student, I have found a LOT of great paid internships still out there. This may have to do with my previous experience with prior internships and therefore may not be indicative of the norm. While my internships have never been with as many benifits nor with as high of pay as Microsoft, I am still pleased with what I have been able to obtain.

    This year I had several offers but I ultimately chose NASA.

    I wonder if this will get modded down as flamebait by other students who did not get any offers? Oh well.

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    1. Re:Paid Internships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember to be sure to convert from metric to english units.

  25. SOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry your out of luck just like me. i did find an internship last year paid crap and wasn't really CS related by it passes... just enough to allow me to graduate. now im looking for a cs job while working at resturant to pay the bills.

  26. in response to that question.. by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

    We're sorry, but...no.

  27. Internships should be for the experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In the end, if you're in college and can find a good paying internship, that's great. But you have to keep in mind that you want to find something that can give you valuable experience, or at least more CS experience than working at Best Buy. Also, sometimes looking out of CS helps find untapped areas. There are many profs in non computer departments that need CS people. Who do you think writes the programs that psych majors use for their experiments. These aren't always amazing jobs but they might be better than a summer fixing broken comps. I was interested in Bio and wound up with a job for this summer setting up a gene database, it may end up being just a simple database programming job, but it's better than taking summer school.

  28. What type of request is this? by Augusto · · Score: 1

    You don't tell anybody where you live, what University or any relevant information. What do you want us to do? Search in all job engines and look a job for you?

    My university has a "co-op" programs, have you tried to see if yours does too. I can see several positions open, companies like these because they're cheap labor.

    But if you are serious about looking for interships or coops, maybe you need to get serious and do better searching yourself, or at the very least, provide relevant information!

    Geez, kids today!

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  29. McDonald's is always hiring. by L7_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can be a team player. Sure its not so much as developing software, but using already integrated e-commerce software products (knowing which button is used to super-size a meal for instance). Corporate employers always look to see technical ability, ability to follow instructions, as well as being part of a successful team environment.

    In other words, C.S. students are a dime a dozen, just like mcdonald's employees. What makes you stand out?

    You know some math above first year calculus? You know some science above first year biology? Do you know anything besides programming? If you don't, then don't expect to get a job that any other second year CS student can get. Cause you won't get it unless you know someone (which is still the best bet for finding internships).

    1. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by inburito · · Score: 1

      Plus you can tell all your friends that you landed an internship at a fortune 500 company.. just leave out the fact that you flip burgers.

    2. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Actually even McDonald's is losing money. Scary shit.

    3. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 0

      Speaking of McDonald's, after my freshman year of college (in CS), I didn't plan on getting an internship as everyone told me that no one hires freshmen. So, instead, I fell back on what I did the summer before college, I painted houses.

      Long story short, I ended up painting the house of a product manager at a small company and was psuedo-interviewed while painting (I didn't know it at the time). A couple weeks later, I had a nice comfortable job inside writing VB code.

      So, my solution, paint houses until things turn around.

    4. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      McDonald's is also a great place for networking. Many marketing directors for former dotcoms now with "Several years experience in all facets of counter communication"

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    5. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by WetCat · · Score: 1

      And you can end up doing
      Wireless
      access for McDonalds

    6. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, baby.. I do counter-intelligence for a multi-national consortium of billionaires.

  30. Well, yeah... by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Microsoft. I thought you already knew that...

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    1. Re:Well, yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company is still hiring:

      * $20/hr
      * corporate housing three blocks from work
      * lots of summer concert tickets

  31. The worst thing for CS kids... by cybergeak · · Score: 1

    Looking for a job or internship, at least in my area and possibly yours to is the "Business and Computer Information Systems" kids.

    At my university the above quote is an actual major one can get through the business college. It is a relic of the dot-com boom. It is mostly business classes with some computer related electives. Obviously these BCIS kids take the easist electives and as such end up with massive GPAs, like 3.9, vs the kids who took the man's major, CS, and were proud to end up with a 3.4. Business kids learn all the terms and with the required communications classs, interview well. So in an interview they may sound inteligent, and the word 'computer' in their degree seems impressive enough. But its a total sham and a discrase to computer science and hardcore business students everywhere.

    The moral of the story is not only are there slim pickins for internships but now you gotta compete with johny frat boy who knows nothing except maybe what ATM and some other acronims stand for but get him to use it in a sentince.

    Prehaps doing what you enjoy isnt that great of an idea right now if what you enjoy is computer science. the world is goin to hell in a hand basket, and so is my karma.

    1. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by jwdeff · · Score: 1

      Word on the street is businesses have grown privy to the incompetence of BCIS/MIS students.

      Although I wouldn't be surprised if they got jobs programming VB or something. CS majors often don't waste their time with VB, but half of BCIS classes are done in that. They'd get a much better employee if they'd hire a CS major and give them a week to learn VB, but instead they go with the guy that has already done it.

      I get the feeling that computer science will be relegated to a tech college degree. Most work in the field is for entry level programmers and desktop support, neither which need more than a 2 year degree.

    2. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by mwillems · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But at least Johnnie Frat Boy knows how to spell!

      No, don't shoot me, this is not meant to be a flame. I actually hire interns and IT guys in my company (I am the CTO). Now put yourself in my shoes for a second. There is enough on offer. I have to hire those who show most promise. I have to defend my hires to fellow execs. If I hire someone who writes things like "easist", "acronims" and "sentince", I will be asked why I did not at least hire someone who can read and write.

      I realise this sounds dismissive, and I really do not mean it to. I am just trying to impress upon you the importance of basic skills. If you cannot distinguish "sentince" from "sentence", how can I be sure you can produce functional code? These are not mere typos.

      Yes, I know there is much more than spelling to a person. It's just that this is kind of a basic skill. If you can improve on it, I am sure you can compete better with Johnnie Frat Boy. And please do try to see this as a constructive suggestion - I may be shot down but felt it needed saying.

      Michael

      PS ATM in a sentence? OK... I'll give you two: "ATM (Asynchronous Transfer Mode) was not the panacea it was once thought to be to solve Internet connectivity woes". Or try "ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) technology has more than kept pace with Internet security technology and losses are minimal". :-)

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    3. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you misspelled
      "inteligent" should have been "intelligent"
      "easist" should have been "easiest"
      "discrase" should have been "disgrace"
      "acronims" should have been "acronyms"
      and
      "sentince" should have been "sentence"

      Perhaps the BCIS 'kids' interview better 'cause they know hhow to spell and no one is laughing at their resume?

      dork!

    4. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by cybergeak · · Score: 1

      heh, prehaps...

      then again im (I'm) just lazy when it comes to /. (SlashDot.org, News for Nerds. Stuff that matters), and your no saint either Mr. "Hhow" (Spelt how if im not mistaken).

    5. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by ipmcc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I get the feeling that computer science will be relegated to a tech college degree. Most work in the field is for entry level programmers and desktop support, neither which need more than a 2 year degree.

      Well part of this problem is that Computer Science means different things to different people. I went to CMU, where CS is somewhat respected. My major was Information & Decision Systems, which is, for all intents and purposes the CMU equivalent of the aforementioned BCIS degree, when compared to a CMU CS degree. However, coming out of my degree, I have found that I quite easily know much more about the "science of computing" than many CS majors from less rigorous schools.

      Unfortunately I think the time has come to draw the line between computer "scientists" and computer "programmers," just like there is a line between "physicists" and "engineers." It wasn't until I guess about 6 years ago that you could earn a CS degree at CMU that wasn't a double major Math/CS, and to be honest, I think thats the way it should be. Programming is an art, no doubt, but I suspect just as there are "people who speak english" and then there are "writers," there are always going to be "people who can write VB" and "people who could program in any language."

      Unfortunately, at this point it time, its very hard for employers to tell who is who, and even to assess their own needs. If you were to ask any employer "do you want some IS grad who hacks VB" or "do you want a CS grad who could really write in any language," they're going to opt for the CS guy, who will subsequently be bored out of his wits writing VB code.

      I suspect that soon, and by soon I mean in the next 5 years or so, a real dichotomy is going to emerge in the business world (its already there in academia) between "blue-collar programmers" and "white-collar programmers." Blue collar programming will be taught at tech schools and perhaps 4 year CS degress can refocus their energies on the "science of computing." The business side of the dot-com pipe-dream has already crashed and burned, and now unfortunately it might be time for the rank and file's dreams to meet the same fate.

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    6. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by cybergeak · · Score: 1

      I see your post not as a flame, and I see where you are coming from. But had I not been lazy and had someone proof read my post after running it through word, what argument would you have had?

      I'm lazy on Slashdot cuz I can get away with it here. No one should see someone's post on here and assume its representitve of the poster's quality of work. This is not a resume, it is a forum for discussion.

      I knew this would be flame bait from the start, and had i spelled everything perfect no one coulda ripped on me.

    7. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      Obviously you can't "get away with it here."

      :-)

    8. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I used to be a CS major until there was a death in my family and had to take a break in my schooling. Nevertheless, I was fortunate enough to find a job as a network admin last year.

      To tell you the truth, CS classes that I took didn't help me out too much as most of them were on programming with C++ and Java. Most of the valuable skills I learned are the ones that I learned on my own. In fact, some of the best IT folks I've met in the past are the types who teach themselves the skills as a hobby, not the ones who major in CS for the money. Since my finincal situation better now, I went back to school and changed my major to CIS just for the sake of having a degree (with a double major of Accounting to expend my job skills). In many ways, I find CIS major to be of more rounded education than more technical CS major. If you are going into fields such as programming or research, CS major would make sense, but if you are seeking IT positions that require constant contact with other people (such as jr. admin, network support, etc), having a business background will only serve to help you. Last week, I had a conversation with the CFO. She was not happy with the current account software (which really is a PITA) and we ended up discussing about alternative softwares. And because of the accounting course that I HAD TO TAKE (required for all business majors, including CIS), I was able to ask her accounting related questions and understood her reply! After the talk, she asked me if I could help her present a proposal to change the accounting software to the CEO when the audits are done. I agreed and that business knowledge just made me a more valuable employee.

      There's nothing that prevents CS majors from taking lower level business courses in most colleges. Do yourself a favor and take some communications classes as it will only help you in your career. So instead of whining, get out there and show that Johnny frat boy that you can talk AND know your stuff!

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    9. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? Any decent business school (I am in a top 5 undergrad bus school, but not a CIS major) these programs try to do something fundamentally different than what a CS major will try to accomplish. It is not a substitute or an easy way out. In real life, dealing with computers and technology is not just about getting it to work, but proving why it works, and what makes this cost-efficient or what advantage is created. I know a dozen CS major students with fantastic computer or programming skills, but with little/no business knowledge. They can make the project, but they cant explain what they did (so that a non-technical person can understand), why they did it, and why it matters to the company. This is what counts. CS=Technical, CIS=Using Technical skills with business knowledge/theory. CIS = more potential in the long run. Brushfireb

    10. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Hangtime · · Score: 1

      News Flash:
      How is this different then in the environment today for experienced people? It isn't! If a CS major wants a VB job, they should probably have some practical experience in VB. Right now my company gets at least 10-12 resumes for each opening. Employers can afford to be picky right now and don't have to let you grow into a position. Businesses can hire someone who does know VB, ASP, C++, Oracle, (insert buzzword here) right now.

      BTW, MIS and Entrepreneurship 2001. Went to school with a lot of folks who were working the gravy train "Get Trained and Get Paid by my Employer" people. I despised these individuals just as much as you did, maybe worse. However, I can offer you up just as much reason to be in MIS as you can CS. For me, I did not want to spend the rest of my life programming algorithms. However, I did like business and enjoyed computers and programming. So I did the natural thing and went the MIS route. Could I find my way around in C++, yea but I am not going to programming the kernel anytime soon. I can find my way around a balance sheet: tip Assets = Liabilities + SE, know how to use a variable rate to calculate interest on a loan, and know the fundamentals of running a business. Does it mean a CS major can't learn those things too? Of course not, however, when you choose CS or MIS, you choose a specialty.

      Final thought:
      I did four internships in college. If you want a good internship at the end your college career you better have done some work beforehand. The last thing you should be doing is looking for your first work experience EVER when looking for an internship in your junior year or a job during your senior year.

    11. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by gordyf · · Score: 1

      You're, not your.

    12. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by jwdeff · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on the school. Here, students that can't make it in the CS department, or students that wish to learn how to use a computer, go in to the BCIS major. I trained a BCIS major in his senior year with a GPA > 3.0 in on dial-up technical support. He was the slowest learner I have ever trained. He used big words incorrectly, perhaps to look smart, perhaps to confuse the customer. He would get impatient with the customers when he was telling them the wrong thing to do!

      OK OK this is just one example, but it is representative of BCIS at this school. I'm sure other schools have totally adequate BCIS/CIS/MIS programs.

      A lot of CS majors are getting MBAs. This seems like a better option for people interested in "Using Technical skills with business knowledge/theory" especially if you go to a school where the "technical skills" taught in BCIS are Excel and Access.

    13. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      "In fact, some of the best IT folks I've met in the past are the types who teach themselves the skills as a hobby, not the ones who major in CS for the money."

      Exactly... unfortunately, you seem to have missed your own point. Someone who has enough passion for their field to go out and teach it to themselves is obviously going to be better than someone who doesn't care and is only doing it for the money. This holds true in any field, not just CS.

      I'm a CS major, and I love it. I actually enjoy doing the projects and assignments, since that way I can just code without having to come up with the idea of what to code to begin with. What can I say, sometimes I want to write some code, but have zero inspiration.

      I think I'd have just the same problem with taking business classes as those hypothetical people who majored in CS just for the money.

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    14. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

      Neither can most MIS/CIS Grad Students Ive know. Literally the entire sum of thier computer knowlege is how to use Powerpoint and Internet Explorer. They can give you the word for word description of what a technology does unless you take away that nifty projector/laptop combo. This is not to say I don't find fault with the CS majors who think that bussiness people are beneath them. They are both professional jobs that need different kinds of people to fill them and they should both have a clear understanding of the others fileds.

      P.S. I honestly can't fault the above mentioned Grad students too much, when the Dean of the Department can't even install a copy of a program he WROTE A BOOK ON!!!!!

    15. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying you feel threatened by more employable peers with better communication skills?

      Poor you, after all, we all know how hard CS is. Not. Times have changed, CS isn't a Big Deal anymore - it's the 2003 equivilant of a panel-beater.

      Oh, and BTW, it's sentence, not sentince.

    16. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by dfj225 · · Score: 2

      Well, I think its important to recognize that there is a large difference between the type of work one would typically do with a CS degree and the work of a system administrator. In fact, most colleges offer a CS degree and an IT degree. As it has been explained to me, CS is more the study of how to create software to solve a problem while IT is more of using current software to fit a company's needs while also dealing with management and other people. IT professionals very much need to be people persons, while CS professionals can deal more with theory and creating software.

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    17. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think that part of it is exactly that... if you are too lazy to be concerned about your spelling in a public forum, why would I presume you would be any more concerned in your programming habits or in your work habits?

      I'm not the CTO that posted that reply, by the way, but I do feel that I see way to much of people using bad spelling/grammar most of the time, and then it just becomes too easy to slip into.

      My boss at work is a *lousy* speller. She'll send things out bulk-email to all employees with all kinds of spelling mistakes, or presuming things, like saying "GRDB0EX01" is going to be down saturday, instead of saying that "the exchange email server will be down saturday, so email will be unavailable from 8AM-Noon". She has quite a few times had me proofread her things before she sends them out. I can look over her shoulder and point out the misspellings in her email, before she runs spell-check to find them (I generally type them correctly the 1st time, in fact, I *rarely* use spell check unless its going up to a director level type person, and even then it usually doesn't find anything).

      Don't get me wrong, if I'm on an IM chat, I'll use "brb", "bbs", "lol", etc. I'll also type "off to get coffee, back in a sec"... because I type 60wpm flawlessly and I'm used to it... rather than getting used to "off 2 get java, brb". Its just easier for me... I have to *think* to type "2" instead of "to". Real english just flows.

    18. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      I'm a CIS major, and I'll tell you right now, we're not competing for the same jobs. We aren't learning the same skills, we won't have the same qualifications, and neither of our majors is some "dumbed-down" version of the other. If someone tries to use a CS and CIS major interchangeably, they're wasting resources either way.

      I won't harp on your spelling; plenty of others have already done so.

      Lastly, what's your problem with frat boys? We're not all drunken date-rapist troglodytes, as some would like to portray us.

    19. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lastly, what's your problem with frat boys?

      The whole "buying your friends" deal is something most intelligent people pass up.

    20. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Har har!

      But at least Johnnie Frat Boy knows how to spell!

      They know how to spell: Busch, Bud, Lite (yes, it's incorrect.), Beer, Budweiser (stretching the limit there).

      Pardon the sarcasm, please. I've had much exposure to frat boys, at least the ones from Michigan Tech. The collective IQ of those guys is equivalent to that of a monkey. I'm a little biased against frat guys. If I find that a frat-boy bunghole has been hired in my place, I'm likely to hunt down his new BMW and put superglue in his locks, and on his wipers.

      Damn frat boys. Stealing the pussy, and then my job!

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    21. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "will be down saturday"

      Did you mean to write "Saturday"? Hihi...

      The real question is: Why aren't you the boss? What can your boss do better than you can? Written english may not a strong point of your boss, but is that all? Should it be that you are in the position that you are in now? Can you improve yourself so that you can be the boss in the future?

    22. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      Stealing the pussy, and then my job!

      Thing is, when you get to my age, you realize that both are worth much less than the trouble they cause. I guess that means I'm near death, huh?

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    23. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fraternities are one of the world's biggest pyramid schemes, like Vector Marketing and Girl Scouts.

      A friend of mine is in a "sophisticated" fraternity, which I can only assume means they politely hold their pinky finger in the air as they gang rape chicks.

    24. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by newt3k · · Score: 1

      Actually I'd hire neither of you because you're both 12 years old.

    25. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by NovaX · · Score: 1

      Well, its probably different here - some fraturnities on campus are full of idiots, others aren't. My fraturnity is for engineers, scientists, and archies exclusively. And most of us are pretty bright. Case in point, one of the newest brothers came in with sophmore standing (now junior after 1 semester). Another learned calculus in 5th grade. It goes on and on.

      The house's GPA is roughly a 3.0 and 100% are on scholarship. Those who can't make it at school drop out. I joined the fraturnity to have a social life, since the atmosphere otherwise is dismall and depressing. I'm glad I did, I'm a better person.

      BTW:
      Internal Chair,
      Armour Chapter of Triangle

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    26. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 0

      Yep, it's hilarious to see people act like they're 1337 h@x0rs and all that, yet they don't know the difference between your/you're, there/they're/their, etc. etc. etc.

      I mean, if they don't have a grasp of the basics of the primary language in the US, how good can they be with the programming languages they profess about?

    27. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of ironic that you'd brag on us about your fraternity's education, when you can't even spell in your post -- exactly the subject of the post.

      I mean, c'mon.

      'fraturnity'
      'dismall'
      'sophmore'

      This is the sort of thing that would be caught by a spellchecker.

    28. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. Spelling mistakes in code look really, really bad.

    29. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "perhaps" not "prehaps"
      "geek" not "geak"

      if you make that many spelling mistakes in two very brief written statements, its not laziness, its incompetence.

    30. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The whole "buying your friends" deal is something most intelligent people pass up.

      Do you enjoy spewing forth the same tired rhetoric that's been fed to you? If people in fraternities and sororities are "buying their friends", exactly who is getting paid to be someone else's friend? And how do I get in on that deal?
    31. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by NovaX · · Score: 1

      spelling != intellegence, it just means that you're to lazy to use a spell checker if you need one (like many posters). At 4am when I'm working on a project and reading slashdot to take a break, its was not a priority to fix, although I admit it would have been a good idea. Also note, I never talked about myself, but friends.

      However, I was simply stating the facts because I found his statement insulting.

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    32. Re:The worst thing for CS kids... by lowe0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, this old argument. "You're just buying friends." Allow me to tell you a little about my house's budget for the year:

      $1000 for rush - having events to get people in the door. Larger houses spend even more on this, so it's difficult not to be drowned out by the biggest houses on campus.

      $1000 for pledge education - not only are there parties and road trips for bonding purposes, but we prefer to teach our pledges instead of haze them.

      $1500 for formal - we get together to have a nice night out with our girlfriends.

      $2500 for social - those parties that everyone likes to go to (whether they're greek or not?) They're not cheap. Someone has to pay for them.

      $750 for philanthropy - not only do we hold events to raise money for various charities, but we pay to participate in events held by other houses for the same purpose.

      Once those expenses are out of the way, you still have to maintain the house, keep in touch with our alumni, and other tasks.

      So, by the end of it, there's no money left to "buy friends." Paying your fraternity dues is about pooling your resources in order to accomplish your goals as a group.

  32. It's funny because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "dot.com bubble burst" three years ago, now the students that went into university to study Computing Science purely because of the "get rich quick" scheme are graduating. They are having problems getting into work.

    Now let's think.... 5 years ago there was maybe a tenth of the people doing CS as there are now, internships were available and reasonably well paid. Now all these companies have ten times the applicants that would originally have applied (but this time the other 9 want the money not the job).

    If you were a CS company. Who would you want to hire?

    1. Re:It's funny because.... by btellier · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is patently untrue. The percentage of people getting CS degrees has stayed relatively static over the past ten years. Take a look here to see that the number of CS majors who enrolled in the height of the dotcom boom of 1999 was the same as the the number in 1992. There were maybe 20% more than normal during the boom, but even by the next year it was only 5% more, then back to normal, even after the bust.

      Sorry, but there are just fewer jobs available, and just as many qualified applicants.

    2. Re:It's funny because.... by TastesLikeChicken · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Mod parent up. Real information off slashdot, imagine that.

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  33. You did remember by big_groo · · Score: 1

    to check Google, right?

    I suppose it depends on your school too.

  34. good question... by zimzalabim · · Score: 1

    I'm in the same situation, majoring in CS/Math at UT Dallas, I actually work in a bank right now, in credit card services, because I went through a year of those "i'm sorry" letters and almost lost my lease. Now I'm moving up in the financial industry but I'm still looking for a CS-type job, go figure. I help the IT dept here, but that is pretty much the extent of my CS work at the bank, other than that I work in fraud protection. Dallas has suffered a bit, as everywhere. Generally right now would be a good time to expand your knowledge and work on education, as co-opts and internships aren't likely to come about.

    1. Re:good question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because of all those Sooners looking for work.
      76-71

  35. Internships by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    It may also depend on which university you are attending as to the internships that are available to you. Kettering University (the old GM Institute (GMI)) in Flint Michigan has a program where every other term is a co-op. Graduates usually have a high degree of placement in CS, EE, ME, Management ... But they do not guarantee a coop and students are having trouble finding them in this economy. The Co-ops are usually in the 9-15 $ an hour range when they are available.

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  36. Apply to smaller companies by Bush_man10 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In our coop program we have found that since the big companies who used to hire the majority of our class (Nortel, Alcatel etc..) stoped posting jobs a lot of smaller companies are coming forward to fill in. I have a work term this term with a company of 13 people but I'm designing an embedded system from scratch and sticking linux on it. It's a great project but the pay isn't as high as I've had in the past. My advice for you is to check on the local start-ups in your neighbourhood. They are always looking for cheap talent. Although this being my 5th work term also helps out a lot when looking :) Startups offer great experience if you can get hired on with one. Looks great on the resume for when you want to look for a Microsoft job when you graduate.

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  38. As long as you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can put up with Hartford, Connecticut, you can swing one of 20 jobs within telecom at a big insurer... wait, big insurer...Hartford...STAY HOME!!

  39. Enjoy your summer by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a CS major, and I decided to work construction this summer rather than chase an elusive internship. The way I look at it, I'm going to have many years ahead of me where I will be spending my summers working behind a desk. So while I still have a chance, I'm going to take some time and have a job where I can work outside, hang out with my friends (who will be working at the same company), and generally relax (save for inspection days). There is something to be said for getting outside and hauling some lumber or pounding some nails. Admittedly, it is probably not something I would want to do for years and years, but for a summer it can be a pretty good time. It gives you a good sense of balance in life, something that CS majors tend to lack.

    Some people like my father have scoffed at this and told me that I "need" to get an internship now or I'll get left behind. I'm sure many other CS majors here have felt the same pressure. However, I think this is when you should take a step back and look at why you got into CS in the first place. I did it because it is something I love to do; the potentially lucrative job market is an added bonus. So what if I don't get an internship and I don't make $foo money when I get a job after school? I'm confident in my abilities so that I will do well in the long run. However, as long as I make enough to live comfortably, I'm happy with that because I would much rather do CS than get a degree like Business where I really have no interest.

    Don't take this as saying internships aren't important. It is definitely a good idea to go out and get some real world CS experience. (You can do this to some extent with open source projects on your own schedule.) But just remember, jobs/money are NOT the be all end all when it comes to CS or any other field. Don't forget to enjoy yourself sometimes or you will be left as one of those bitter coders getting mid-life crises in a not-so distant future.

    1. Re:Enjoy your summer by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      I completley agree with you.

      I worked my summers as a LA county lifeguard up until my last year at university. I got an internship my last year and didn't have any problems getting a job with a major tech company two years ago. I've managed to stay through the down economy with the same company. They've been wonderful, and this job has been wonderful. I often think though that I'd rather be out watching the water and enjoy the warm southern california beaches rather than these cold bay area summer beaches. Fog in summer... who would've thought it.

      --


      The Generation
      I'd say something witty here, but I'm not that bright.
    2. Re:Enjoy your summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the guy from office space?

    3. Re:Enjoy your summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckin' A, man.

    4. Re:Enjoy your summer by siamSam · · Score: 1

      Spot on...

      Want to motivate yourself to work hard to get that desk, er... cube job with the big $$$? Do something that requires physical labor. This isn't to say that most CS grads are adverse to using a little muscle power to get a job done (no carrying your laptop to class doesn't count), but many have no idea how "those blue collar people" work.

      Spend some time eliminating things that you won't want to do for the rest of your life and you'll definitely appreciate it when you get that cube job.

    5. Re:Enjoy your summer by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      I agree with your advice, but only those people who are really good at what they do should take it. I'm serious. And just because you got A's in all of your classes doesn't mean you are good at what you do. If you are confident based on your knowledge of how the field works, rather than just because you got the grades you paid for, then you can almost always afford to take things on your own terms. Unfortunately, this means that 99% of people, and amazingly enough this does include some people who read /., do need to get those internships and need to kiss as much ass as possible to get ahead. It's an ugly but true fact.

    6. Re:Enjoy your summer by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that some of the best programmers have the ability to apply their programming skills for the benefit of others in non-tech fields. Construction is full of opportunities for software solutions; you might notice some and build an app useful to the company you work for.

      Stick that on your resume and tell the interviewer that you built a solution the contruction people didn't know they needed, but wouldn't want to be without now. That will go a long way with the tech hiring managers.

      --
      Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
    7. Re:Enjoy your summer by tprox · · Score: 1

      I agree with you completely. I TA'ed a bunch of seniors while I was in grad school, and it's amazing the different kinds of people who are in any college program. Working with these people you can tell who is comfortable with what they have learned through their years in school, and who just got by through the seat of their pants. Those that just realized it at the end of their college education (or not) were hard up for job offers. You have to find what's right for you.

    8. Re:Enjoy your summer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'm a CS major, and I decided to work construction this summer rather than chase an elusive internship....and have a job where I can work outside...

      A CS major with a tan? Oh my God! Nobody will believe you are CS!

    9. Re:Enjoy your summer by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      I'll agree, especially if you are in your first few years of college. Honestly, the odds you'll get an internship in your first few years are pretty slim. Rightfully so, who wants to hire a person who's just cutting their teeth on programming?

      My advice would be to look for the following:
      A good paying job which seasonally requires unskilled labor. There are a lot of these out there.

      I worked 3 summers doing maintainence work at a golf course. The pay was almost as good as the in-industry internship I got in my last college summer, and I got a lot better tan. Of course, I had to get up way too early and worked my ass off, but those things build character :)

      --
      // harborpirate
      // Slashbots off the starboard bow!
    10. Re:Enjoy your summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a CS major, and I decided to work construction this summer rather than chase an elusive internship.

      Sure beats working at Initrode, eh?

  40. Campus Tech Support Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im not sure of other colleges but I do know Golden West College in Huntington Beach California offers a work study program. I have a friend or two that either have or are currenly working in TSS[Tech Support Services] via work study. Just a thought.

  41. You got letters? by DrCode · · Score: 1

    And you got a stack of them? Lucky! When I was looking, I generally heard nothing at all.

    But I did eventually find a job. The market is terrible at the moment, but nobody knows what the future will bring.

  42. Try networking by alexhmit01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My company hired a coop (we're a 5 person shop, so we only have one). Despite getting lots of resumes via email, I rarely read them. This one came to me from my cousin. Previous hires came from people recommended to me by people in my fraternity.

    People I know that are still undergrads are mostly people from my college fraternity (i.e. they were freshman my senior year or first year out when I visited friends there). The ones getting jobs are the ones that network well. The rest are finding research jobs on campus.

    The days where you float your resume and get 20 phone calls are over. Sorry.

    Time to work on the people skills.

    Alex

    1. Re:Try networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You could at least have replied to the resumes you got saying "We're arrogant assholes, you wouldn't want to work here anyway."

    2. Re:Try networking by Annamite · · Score: 1

      Excellent sugesstion.

      Our company requires almost perfect GPA for college student to intern here (look up my other post). Part of it cuz we pay them good money(ugrad $15 + $1/yr, grad $20 + $1/yr). But in general we tend to ignore the GPA part, provided that some _current_ employee can front for you: good work ethics and verifiable skills.

      Knowing someone can get you half way in. But you have to do well in the interview, present your skill and knowledge well. Many of the guys (yeah sorta male-oriented here) came in handful with MCSE and certs but do not actually know any _real_world_ experience at all.

      It is hard to have your hands on every thing, but we tend to assume that if you know the current employee, then somehow you 'd get access to the technologies (java/j2ee/sun/lunix). Hand-on exp counts a lot. Good grade and no exp = no hire.

    3. Re:Try networking by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      Try networking

      You mean humans have RJ-45 ports?

    4. Re:Try networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Good grade and no exp = no hire."

      That's a chicken-egg problem if you're only looking at people fresh out of college...

    5. Re:Try networking by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      I'm sorry to hear you're overlooking a pool of potentially superior employees because you would rather keep doing favors for your fraternity brothers than judge the candidates on their merits.

    6. Re:Try networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't people skills. That's nepotism and loyalty to your frat buy-a-friends.

    7. Re:Try networking by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      People I know that are still undergrads are mostly people from my college fraternity (i.e. they were freshman my senior year or first year out when I visited friends there).

      Note to self: throw all resumes from fraternity members in the trash, as they've already made their own arrangements.

  43. Seaking Internships is Weakness by Argylengineotis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are serious about landing a job, bashfully asking for a low-or-no paying internship position is completely worthless. In a job market like this, no manager is looking for the smooth young minds to take under their wing and mold into productive, successful workers. They are looking for the people that can get the job done, make the manager look good, and not gripe and grouse about petty issues.

    The only way to crack into such a market when you are green is to really dazzle 'em with examples of sharp work and present yourself as someone pleasant to work with!

    Also, never try to land a job through an HR department. If you can't get direct access to a project manager, meet someone who can. Try thinking from the perspective of a project manager: He/She wants to look good in front of the peers and boss and make sure the new hire isn't going to rub the existing team wrong and waste a lot of time with interpersonal drama to resolve.

    1. Re:Seaking Internships is Weakness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internships in CS/Engineering are generally different than internships in say politics. They're usually high paying, and assuming you don't screw up the company will usually offer you a full-time job.

    2. Re:Seaking Internships is Weakness by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      I would say that any internship or Co-Op type offer would be a good one. It always looks good to come right out of college with professional work experience on your resume. That is something that will make you stand out from other applicants for a job. Most buisnesses are eager to hire Co-Op students, because they get someone who can do the work of a professional for a much lower price.

      --
      SIGFAULT
    3. Re:Seaking Internships is Weakness by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone is bitter about not getting an internship. I am on one right now, getting paid amazingly well, and have an implicit offer to come back and work for this company after I graduate. I can get the job done, even as an intern. It's not like anything you learn in school is very relevant to the work place. What's there to complain about - it's a win-win situation. Internship is a great idea.

      --
      Random is the New Order.
  44. what do they have oncampus? by kisrael · · Score: 1

    What year are you? I was very fortunate in getting some terrific work experience on-campus; (I was at Tufts 1992-1996.) I started as a "PC Lab User Consultant" and parlayed that into being the student manager of the PC lab--I just showed a little ambition and smarts. (When I asked why I got it over some of the other UCs they were interviewing, they said I was the only who seemed to really want it.) I also got some terrific programming experience at the "Curricular Software Studio", an on-campus program that had student programmers working with various faculty members on interesting software projects (usually dependent on grant money-- that gave me 2 summers programming Win32 code by the time I graduated. I also got some small change as an undergrad TA for the entry level Comp Sci classes (I kind of accidentally made the decision to lean towards the general user labs rather than the academics, so I mighta missed out on some good sysadmin chances.) And also Tufts has this program called the "X-college" (as in experimental) that lets undergrads design a for-credit (but graded pass-fail) course; I taught one in Visual Basic, which was still kind of a novelty on campus in the mid-90s.

    Some of these opportunities were probably unique to my time and place, but don't overlook the academic environment as a place to get solid experience. I had a kickass resume when I graduated, and only left campus for fun.

    (Hell, IIRC I think NPR this morning mentioned schools in Massachusetts were one area that increased # of jobs)

    YMMV, of course.

    --
    SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    1. Re:what do they have oncampus? by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

      Year 2 of CS degree and prior experience working as a QA for an antivirus company since middle of high school, but not hiring anymore.

      The problem is that I have no 'uncle moneybags' to fall on, and I'm putting myself through this.

      --
      --- Ãther SPOON!
    2. Re:what do they have oncampus? by GNU_Suit · · Score: 1

      GE Medical Systems Information Technologies has awesome internships. They pay well, you do real work, and if you do a good job it's likely that you'll have a job after you graduate.

  45. PBS... by TheSync · · Score: 1

    PBS has several internship slots open this summer, including ones for CS or EE students.

  46. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop reading Slashdot and go to work. Really.

  47. Re:yes - OT by jratcliffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember back when I was in college, I kept on getting letters from the US Navy, asking me to apply for jobs as a reactor tech on nuclear subs, so you might want to try that. (Unless you're a big fan of daylight and regular bathing...nah, this is Slashdot.) Scary thing is, I was an econ/poli sci major.

  48. I know it's bad now, but.... by anonymousman77 · · Score: 1

    Consider how bad it is to have a wife, house, etc and no job. It's a lot worse than not having a paid internship.

    My suggestion is that you spend the summer reading. Maybe subscribe to the Wall Street Journal and learn something other than how to bang out code? Turn off the TV, put down the pipe, and READ.

    If I was in your situation, I'd probably take a few classes in Chinese at your local community college to suppliment my learning. Can you imagine the responses a programmer would get if he put "speaks fluent Chinese" on his resume?

    If you can't beat 'em join 'em!

    1. Re:I know it's bad now, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, none? Exactly how is an entry level programmer's ability to speak or not to speak chinese going to make any difference? I know plenty of chinese students who are unable to get internships (from a school in the top 50 in the US) and I certainly don't have a definite thing yet (can speak some chinese).

    2. Re:I know it's bad now, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of chinese people that speak good english and can code. They can't get security clearance in the government, but there isn't a shortage of them. The same thing applys to the hindu language. Plus they are very hard to learn.

      I would read and try and solve some problems in the world today using code.

      And I hope you can borrow some money from the value of your house, and reduce your bills. Even work at any job to keep up the payments.

    3. Re:I know it's bad now, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because eventually if he hopes to get a fucking job it will most likely be in China, nibblenuts.

      Wake the fuck up. America is dead. It died when congress passed NAFTA. The rest of the world just hasn't realized it yet.

  49. depends on school, but definitely harder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm a Computer Engineering major at a good school. Internships are much harder to come by than in the past. depending on your school, professors may be a good place to look for work, about 25% of profs in my department have founded or co-founded companies, and probably 80% have strong ties with industry. You also might want to look into doing research for your professors. But it probably depends on where you're going to school.

    Another tip is to look at local companies, its often a lot easier to convince some one that they want to hire you if they don't have to pay to have you move out there.

    Finally, as a senior going to grad school have managed to crack into some of the well recognized companies with big names and cool products. But since everyon wants to work for big important companies, they are a lot more choosy, try scanning through nasdaq and finding tech companies that are big, but not well known.

    I know that gov't contractors are looking to hire.

    Also, if you end up jobless in the tech arena, get some burger flipping job part time, and set a goal to write a program you can advertise next year, a game, some open source project, something you can brag about. I've had companies flatly refuse me based on my gpa until I said "yeah, but i did this".

    And in response to the whole "great internships at microsoft" thing, try looking at Oracle's program, helicopter tours included...

  50. Hollywood by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 1

    I heard that Hollywood is looking for stuntmen. never mind the waiver..

  51. Internships by Wogger · · Score: 4, Informative

    I started my CS degree shortly after the dot-com fallout going to the University of Waterloo, known for it's co-op (internship) program. Since then, I've had 5 successful co-ops, at companies like Corel, Honeywell, Environment Canada (the Canadian Environmental Service), and a university in Finland. All of them were either software development or testing, and they all paid well (enough to cover the semester's housing and tuition).

    I don't have high marks, in fact, my average is in the upper 60's.

    I'm not finding any shortage of work, and my university has a 97% placement rate for co-ops (all of which are paid).

    Granted, my university facilitates all of the leg work in applying to and interviewing with these companies. (I don't have to go out and look for any) Althought many others do find co-ops independently without assistance from the co-op department.

  52. Just a thought.. by WndrBr3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But I think a big problem after the .com fallout were the people who put up this facade and were hired on, even if they didn't know a think about the job they got (Learn C++ in 24 Hours kinda folk).

    So what I see in post .com hiring is that the majority of people who have jobs, think that only a minority of people out there know what they're actually doing.

    I think these days the job place and market are less forgiving to incompetence, and to that degree, don't even give people a change because of that fear.

    At least that's my experience (being on the hire-er end).

    1. Re:Just a thought.. by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you're in that position, what signs do you look for to try and determine if somebody isn't a complete n00b pretending to be some sort of god-like coder because he read a book on C++?

      I've been lucky to have an internship (Of sorts, it's just a summer job in a computer science area) the past Summer and this coming Summer, but it was very difficult to get the job and I'm concerned I'll not be so lucky next time. I've had various side-projects, from web sites to IM clients to compilers, but I want to have that edge at an interview that screams "I actually know what I'm talking about, I'm not bull-shitting my way through after having read Java-For-Wankers".

    2. Re:Just a thought.. by WndrBr3d · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I guess it just comes down to how you're able to lay the diamonds on the table.

      Personally, if I see on someone's resume that they know C++, VC++, ASM, Perl, PHP, ect., ect., ect.. it's like.. how the crap could someone know THAT MUCH about EVERY language.

      When you're in an interview, you need to actually itemize, validate and give examples of each point on your resume where there might be a big red "BULLSHIT" sticker.

      Past that, there's not much more advice I can give :-)

  53. what i meant to say was by rob-fu · · Score: 1

    Sure, your experience may be good but in my opinion, companies are not going to hire non-certified/non-degreed people

    ...in this current economic climate :-)

  54. PhD not a good way to get a job by flyguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Getting a pHD in cs is a good way to become over qualified and have a harder time getting a job than you did before you had the PHD, unless you were previously devoid of skill and unable to get a job in the non-academic world and are happy pigion holeing yourself into an academic niche.

    Instead I would suggest doing a degree in a different field, hopefully a complementary field and moving yourself into a niche which few other people are qualified to compete within. For example, Bioinformatics. You combine a degree in say genetics and computer science and you've opened a lot more doors than if you had just completed a masters or phd in cs.

    1. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by mugnyte · · Score: 1


      And woe the student loans! You better hope your PhD gives you insight into The Next Big Thing, and you know how to make money from it.

      Think small. smaller.

    2. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by taliver · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to share, I'm getting paid to get a PhD in CS. Every school I know of does this for every technical major-- nobody pays for a PhD in CS.

      Sure, you have to live like a dog for multiple years, making between 13-17K a year, but hey, if you can live that cheap, there are no problems.

      --

      I demand a million helicopters and a DOLLAR!

    3. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by mugnyte · · Score: 1


      Only having a BS (as in degrees, hehe) I stand corrected. I find myself surrounded by people paying off outrageous student loans quite often, some from CS. Perhaps it was all those keggers.

      After you graduate, I'm quite curious about the job prospects for PhDs.

    4. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by taliver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, they're good-- but for the real reason that people should get PhD's. Some try to get a good SysAdmin job with a PhD, and find that experience wins out over the title-- as it should in that case.

      A PhD is for learning how to do research. You may end up at a smaller university. You may end up at a research lab. You may end up with a post doc. The jobs are there-- but they are to do endless research.

      Now, as a grad student, this is my impression at the moment, and I'm quite fine with it-- I want to do research. Saldy, I know many students in similar positions to mine stating, "But I don't want to do this my whole life..." These people possibly should not have sought a PhD.

      --

      I demand a million helicopters and a DOLLAR!

    5. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by JRHelgeson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      A PhD in Computer Science is the most worthless degree if you are planning to get a job in the IT industry. The only thing a PhD is good for in the computer industry is doing research and being a professor at a university.

      My brother got his PhD from the University of Minnesota. He is now a professor at Tulane University in New Orleans. He teaches 3 classes a year, and the remainder of his time is performing research and writing papers. He does get paid very handsomely for it, I must say.

      Outside of Academia, a PhD in Computer Science is not a very valuable degree.

      However,
      I once had an employee that had dual masters degrees in Geology and Information Systems. He got his degree in Geology, then realized that he couldn't feed a family as a geologist (unless he wanted to feed them rocks) So he got his MIS degree. He couldn't find a job ANYWHERE (so I hired him :)).

      It wasn't long before I got him in touch with someone from Texaco Oil Corp. where we got him an interview and now he is working for Texaco, making 6 figures, helping them develop new methods for using computers in searching and drilling for oil.

      So, my advice would be that if you get a second degree, use that degree to get you into the IT industry in a particular field you're interested in.

      --
      "Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

      --
      Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    6. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most PhD programs (and some Masters) will give you a stipend or fellowship or allow you to teach or something to cover tuition costs.

    7. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by pyrrho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      let me just say, you rock!

      helping your employee find a job suited to his unique skills, and thereby losing a good employee... well, damn it... so what if you flunked out of the MBA program for that kind of thinking? I like you! :)

      --

      -pyrrho

    8. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Belgand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps not a great idea in CS, but just about the only option in biology, physics, chemistry, etc. As a biology/microbiology major with only a minor in CS I'm more or less screwed if I don't get my PhD (besides, I want it). The minor is helping a bit as I nudge around a little in bioinformatics, but frankly it's not really all that exciting to a lot of people in biology. To most biologists bioinformatics is little more than another tool to be used and frankly I'd much rather be doing research.

    9. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      Well,
      He was way too over qualified to work for me. He needed a job to feed the fam. I knew he wouldn't be happy working for me for long. I was happy to help him out.

      --
      Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    10. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reply to your sig:

      Just think. :)

      Not meant as a personal flame, but the number if IDIOTS that I've dealt with (3 years Tech support), I have come to believe that if more people would "just think", it'd be a much nicer place to live.

    11. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to wonder about someone who got a higher degree in Geology and never thought of working for an oil company.

    12. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      Without naming any particular companies, I can tell you that PhD can go a long way in the IT industry. In fact, it can often be the difference between being an unmentionable code monkey for life or becoming the chief architect at a Fortune 500 software company.

    13. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your claim is not sound at all. Since majority of jobs in the IT industry is populated with programmers, system-admins etc. that handle day to day tasks, then yes it is worthless in this sense. I think we can safely assume majority of employers are not willing to pay the money for the truly educated and skilled computer scientists to fill these ordinary positions. However if you aspire to be more then the average programmer, perhaps a PhD would be helpful. I can't imagine some guy with a bachelors that barely understands what a binary tree is to design and lead a big project.

      Google is an excellent example, they have an enormous amount of PhD CS employees in there company. Perhaps that's why they are leading the pack in search-engine technology and are actually innovative and provide WORKING SOLUTIONS.

    14. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the UK it's a bit funny. I found Companies treat PhD's as quality graduate level employees with extra age - therefore just expect a bit more thinking from them. My Bsc was in Chem&Phys, then PhD in space science. Liked the science, not the research. Went to recruitment fair, gave out 6cv's, got offred 3 jobs (ok this was mid 2000). I joined a huge global corporation at the same level as BSc's. 2 years later I still am that codemonkey, not the architect. Someday I'll return to the space industry - launch dates are much more exciting. Here's waiting!

    15. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      Of course, not 2 years later... but I'm sure you'll have a lot more room for growth than other guys because of the tremendous background in math/science required to get a PhD.

    16. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by ovit · · Score: 0

      Whatever. You just haven't met the right PHD's.

      I've worked with PHD's who were by far, the MVP of the software team, who wrote 50% of the code, and who spent literally 3-4 hours a day solving the problems that no one else could solve.

      Maybe what you're saying applies to stodgy acadamia type PHD's, but the ones I've known were much more interested in writing code than in writing papers. Plus, they had the deep theoretical knowledge necessary to make O(N^2) O(N).

    17. Re:PhD not a good way to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A PhD in Computer Science is the most worthless degree if you are planning to get a job in the
      > IT industry. The only thing a PhD is good for in the computer industry is doing research
      > and being a professor at a university.

      Interesting. Wrong, but interesting.

      A PhD demonstrates that you can think and solve problems, and more than a few companies have good use for such people.

      As an example, consider the CS PhD I know who just graduated and will be starting a $170k consulting job at his leisure. Consider the PhD starter whose brother, when speaking of his finance company, said: "an Ivy-league PhD in CS? We'd be all over it."

      A PhD will not help you get traditional geek/h4x0r computer work, but if you gutted through a PhD in CS, that's probably not what you want anyway.

  55. Re:yes - OT by taliver · · Score: 4, Informative

    Also Off the Main topic, but to fill in some stuff, I thought I'd mention that I took up the Navy on it's offer.

    It's pretty good while you're in college-- right now they pay right around $40K/year for your last two years in school--not bad, since you have absolutely nothing ROTCish or Navyish to do for those two years (I even interned at a national lab while I was getting paid by the Navy-- hooray for double dipping. :)

    Anyway, the job I signed on for was instructor, which meant that I taught onshore, never seeing a sub but as a tourist, for 4 years. And then I was out. If you want a military career- this is not the way to go. If you hate paperwork, this is not the way to go. If you despise bueracracies, 'the man', uniforms, power trips from idiots, or senseless rules, this is not for you.

    However, it is a job, it gives you in-state tuition for whatever school you're in, it delays having to choose a real career for 4 years, and they do give a reasonable paycheck. (The instructor option is only open for technical majors, however-- otherwise you can go sub, not see the sky for 3 months at a time, go crazy, but get about a $12K signing bonus.)

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  56. Standing upon the 'wreakage' of giants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And their lies part of a solution, homework. No not that kind of homework, but the study your environment kind. What businesses fall into the necessary need category? What businesses are still going reasonably strong , or growing (healthcare?) even in this economy? (I'm interviewing with one next week). Look near AND far. Also don't forget that opportunity is were you make it. Me and another are going into business, and with both the world and technology being what they are, compared to my fathers time, possabilities are greater, that we will succeed. Remember you can make your own path, or wait for someone to make one for you.

    1. Re:Standing upon the 'wreakage' of giants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... which is just what most engineering types love doing... market analysis!

      yech! but damn good advice. I mean damn, good advice. no, I mean, Damn that Good Advice!

      "Selling yourself", what a fucking meatsicle thing.

      Did I mention you're right though?

  57. Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by omnipotus · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you can differentiate yourself from the other kids in your class, you can get the internship that you want. I'm about to finish as a C.S. major from UMD (Go Terps!) and I have a terrible GPA (which is specificaly absent from my resume. I have never gotten an 'A' in a class for my major. I turn in projects late. As a student, I am a teacher's bane - talented but distracted. What am I so busy doing? Getting a head start on the industry that I want to work in. You can do this any number of ways:
    • Joining your local student ACM chapter. Better yet, run for office - I know they need the person power. If it doesn't exist, charter it!
    • Want to attend a technical conference? Both USENIX and the IETF have programs designed to get students involved by providing stipends. Often, these programs are applied to by few students.
    • If you prefer getting involved with a .com than a .org, consider that Apple gives away about 300 scholarships to their annual develpers conference in San Jose, WWDC.
    • If you are an uber programmer, perhaps you should try registering as a student or evan as a competitor or presenter at MacHack.
    • The Government is always hiring, and don't let anyone tell you that you have to get a security clearance to work on something cool.
    • An earlier posted mentioned that the University IT department is a good place to work, and for the most part I agree - there are few other places with the budget and deployed network size of Univsersities that will teach you as you go.
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    1. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that you have been an IT Professional since '94 but don't mention any date earlier than '98 anywhere else on the resume.

    2. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by omnipotus · · Score: 1

      From what I know of resumes, 1 page is all the real estate that you can expect to get read by most recruiters. I don't believe that I include anything on my resume that is older than 5 years. If you're interested in my complete work history, feel free to contact me and let me know what position you're looking to fill.

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    3. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'm about to finish as a C.S. major from UMD (Go Terps!) and I have a terrible GPA (which is specificaly absent from my resume [mac.com]. I have never gotten an 'A' in a class for my major. I turn in projects late. As a student, I am a teacher's bane - talented but distracted.
      OK, reality check.

      What makes you think you are not going to become a software professional who:

      • Never gets an "exceeds expectations" review
      • Finishes projects late
      • Is a manager's bane - talented but unreliable
      In my experience, bright scholastic underachievers often turn out to be dreamers/dabblers who always want to be working on the "next coolest thing" but can't be bothered to focus on the task at hand. Be careful you're not fooling yourself.
    4. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by btellier · · Score: 1

      Sitting in a class and being bored while listenening to your teacher drone on and on about MIPS assembly or turning in your homework on 45 kinds of sorting late has absolutely no bearing on whether you'll be a good programmer. It's a crapshoot, just like everything else. Some people with 4.0's will be crappy programmers in the real world, some people will fail out and break their ass at their job.

      Personally I'd be more impressed with good humanities scores than good CS scores for a person I was interviewing.

    5. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by omnipotus · · Score: 1
      What makes you think you are not going to become a software professional who:
      • Never gets an "exceeds expectations" review
      • Finishes projects late
      • Is a manager's bane - talented but unreliable
      • In general, performance expectations on the job are a lot different than grading methods in the classroom. My disinterest in regurgitating enough reference material to ace an exam has never impaired my ability to grasp the material I need to do my job or to absorb new ideas. Specifically, I have only my personal history of exceeding my employers' expectations to affirm my attitude.
      • Real world rule of thumb: On time, on budget, and on target: pick 2. My personal philosophy is that the last 2 are more important than the first. Your mileage may vary, depending on what kind of job you have. It's always nice to have all three, but that's rarely an option. But ask yourself if you're happier when a app you rely on comes out when the marketing folks announced it would, or when it comes out when it's been properly implemented and tested.
      • Being unreliable is definitely not an option when you're trying to stand out from the crowd, especially in system administration. Personally, I have to be accountable to a development team of a half dozen, customers, and board members. When you're the person with root, you have to be cautious and you have to be available outside of office hours.
      In my experience, bright scholastic underachievers often turn out to be dreamers/dabblers who always want to be working on the "next coolest thing" but can't be bothered to focus on the task at hand. Be careful you're not fooling yourself.

      In my opinion, you're half right. I am definitely a dreamer/dabbler, and I will always want to be work on the next coolest thing. So far as focusing on the task at hand, I stand by the priorities I have in my life - school is important, but grades aren't all the value of school. Work is important, but not more so than the life goals that it is designed to enable. Working throughout my higher education, I focused on the tasks, be they academic, business, or personal, that maximized the likelyhood of my achieving my long term goals.

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      "You can't dissect him, predict him, which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."
    6. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by philll · · Score: 1

      Come on, GPA is not everything but it does count for something. If you have better humanities grades than comp sci grades, what are you doing in comp sci? When it comes down to slinging the code, you've gotta know your stuff.... And wait a second, bored listening to MIPS assembly? That's crazy talk.

    7. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      The Government is always hiring, and don't let anyone tell you that you have to get a security clearance to work on something cool.

      Join Air Force ROTC. They're always looking for people, and they pay for school, and give you (beer.. did I say that?) money on the side. You also get a secret security clearance by your third year.

      They've got some really fascinating shit in Dayton, OH. Wright Patterson has massive computation facilities, and one kick-ass 3-D display system.

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    8. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If you can differentiate yourself from the other kids....I have a terrible GPA...I have never gotten an 'A' in a class for my major. I turn in projects late...I am a teacher's bane...

      Well, that is certainly one approach to "differentiate yourself".

    9. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cuz we call know all know MC68000 is where its at. Who here has written an operating system in 68000??? Hah! Just imagine what you're missing!!!

    10. Re:Key to Finding Paying Internships: Be different by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      As a student, I am a teacher's bane - talented but distracted. What am I so busy doing? Getting a head start on the industry that I want to work in. You can do this any number of ways:

      I used to think like you - to be like you, even - but since then I have come to regret it. Slightly, anyway. For example, when I decided I wanted to go to grad school it was harder to get in, because they couldn't just tick a box after looking at my transcript. I had to persuade them that my grades weren't representative of my ability, which meant getting good non-academic references, getting appointments in a busy professor's schedule for extra interviews, etc. But I did get in and I did very well. After that I've still been asked about the Bachelor's grades at interview, but I usually just reply that I have a good Master's, what does that matter? But remember that you have to get past HR and their forms before you can get an interview with an engineer, and if their form says "grade cutoff point is X", that's what they'll do. There might not even be a checkbox for Master's on their form at all!

      In retrospect, when you are in college getting a good grade is your full time job. You might not think it now, but if you don't do as well as you could, it'll come back to haunt you.

  58. McDonalds by hendridm · · Score: 1

    McDonalds needs everybody, but I think the parent means programming jobs, not just any job...

    1. Re:McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone's got to write the systems that run the place. You don't think that magic elves brought them in during the night, do you?

    2. Re:McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I know is I didn't go to college to end up at McDonalds. That's the sort of place you work at in high school.

  59. Computer Engineers? by P!erCer · · Score: 1

    What are the prospects for me, who will be getting a masters in computer engineering in five years?

    1. Re:Computer Engineers? by fdawg · · Score: 1

      Pray. And when ur finished doing that, pray some more.

    2. Re:Computer Engineers? by CowardNeal · · Score: 1

      Change degrees while you can! No future here.

  60. Re:Well... by opti6600 · · Score: 1

    Well, to a Miamian...

    Yeah, he does still smoke Cubans...it's a little agency we call INS...it's their job.

  61. What a nice piece of paper! Go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A degree is very nice, but most CS programs teach very little. I currently have an excellent internship (12$/hour, telecommute, work however many hours I want whenever, other bonuses) and I don't HAVE a degree. Am I lucky? No, I'm self-taught with experience in things companies need.

    Things companies care about --
    Being able to work anywhere in a hierarchy from project management to gruntwork.
    Being able to learn programming languages quickly. You should already know C/C++ like the back of your hand and one powerful scripting language, however (perl, python and java are very good choices).
    Experience working on a large team on large codebases.
    Recommendations from professors, especially those you've worked in a lab with.

    Things companies don't care about --
    Your shiny new piece of paper.
    Being a wizard in a variety of languages. Sure, it's nice that you can code like no one's business in scheme and java, but except for the half dozen companies who actually release products in these languages, no one cares. Most people use such things for quick hacks and prototyping.

    There are other things companies do/don't care about, but those are the ones that people are most frequently unaware of. Sure, there are people in the same classes as me with higher grades, but when it comes to actually doing something I can code circles around them, and that's why I have a job and they don't.

    1. Re:What a nice piece of paper! Go away. by UncleSocks · · Score: 1

      Not really true. I have a firm 'hacker' background, but a CS degree from a top tier university makes a fair amount of difference. The theory I learned in school really does make me a stronger engineer than if I had just hacked.

      In my years hiring engineers, I've only encountered one engineer who was self taught but still understood algorithms and not just hacking.

  62. Try Dell by One+Louder · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dell seems to be spending a lot of time advertising their intern program on television, so I'd try there.

    Apparently you have to be a complete weenie, though.

    1. Re:Try Dell by xenolaeus · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're getting an internship!

    2. Re:Try Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was dude you're getting stoned"!

  63. Why should they pay to teach you? by muscleman706 · · Score: 1

    The point of an intership is that you don't have experience and are learning as a student so you work there and get experience and it is ok you are learning because the resources they put into teaching you is in lieu of salary. Not to troll, but why exactly do you feel someone should pay you to be an intern? If you were good enough to be paid, why would it be an internship?

    1. Re:Why should they pay to teach you? by Anitra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's because as a student, you need to get experience AND pay the bills. I don't know about you, but I don't want to do TWO full-time jobs to get both.

      Although I probably will anyway... *sigh*

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  64. Student Teaching by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
    I graduated with a degree in Education. The "internships" are called Student Teaching and you damn sure didn't get paid. You became some lazy POS teacher's little go-fer with the threat that if you messed up even slightly they would give you a bad review, dooming your job chances once you did graduate.

    So there I sat, a wife and two kids to support, babysitting sh1thead public skool punks for no pay for a whole damn semester. And they wonder why they can't get people to teach.

    Yeah, in case you didn't get the idea that it sucked.....IT SUCKED!

    I soon took my EDU degree and got a job in the IT industry and got paid for my labor.

    Be thankful that you can get an internship 'cause in my day we had to walk uphill both ways in a snowstorm....on our hands.

    Paid internships? Bah...

    1. Re:Student Teaching by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Bitter?

      Coming from an Ed college (with a CS degree!) I must say that you HAD to see all this coming. There are no surprises about what Student Teaching is. Glad you got out. As for the wife and kids...keep the "but I wouldn't trade them for the world" disclaimer in there ;)

    2. Re:Student Teaching by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. Bitter?

      Yeah, but therapy has taken all my anger away to a more beautiful place.

      I must say that you HAD to see all this coming.

      I was blinded by idealism. *That* won't happen again.

      "but I wouldn't trade them for the world" disclaimer in there ;)

      Absolutely, thanks friend.

  65. Defense Industry by twemperor · · Score: 1

    Although I personally had the opportunity of two Microsoft internships, I decided to work elsewhere full-time.

    At Raytheon, an aerospace defense contractor, there are plenty of high-tech positions opening all the time. Many of these opportunities are for interns. One intern I worked with was treated like a full-time employee with pay and paid time off. We were working on the same project (he had a lot of involvement) and said he really enjoyed the experience.

    Although I don't really know, I imagine that other companies in the industry are offering similar programs.

  66. They do exist by WhoDey · · Score: 1

    I am currently a junior at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. I was lucky enough to pick up a CS internship (paid, of course) the summer after my freshmen year at a small internet company in Indianapolis. The job is really a great job, and being in the right place at the right time helped. I've been able to keep that job, so I am entering my 3rd summer there in June. I guess I was just lucky, and the job market was a lot better then. But, working hard helped me to keep that job, and I think that was more important.

  67. Just tough it out. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've got to suck it up and get experience somewhere. Great paying jobs aren't necessarily as good as great experience. My first job paid barely enough to live on (in Dallas) and I still say I learned more there than in the 4+ years since.

    The experience pays off loads more in the long run. Trust me on this one. I make over 60k in oklahoma of all places, and with my contracts and side jobs I make over 150k combined (although i'm very lucky in my relationships).

    Hard work pays off if you do what Scrooge McDuck said "Work smarter not harder!". Best lesson ever from a stupid Disney cartoon.

    1. Re:Just tough it out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Work smarter not harder!". Best lesson ever from a stupid Disney cartoon.


      My advice, if you want to be really successful is to "work smarter and harder." Trust me--If you are starting your own company and you have the choice of smarter or harder, the answer is both.

    2. Re:Just tough it out. by emo879 · · Score: 1

      The experience will definately pay off more in the long run. I've worked little crap jobs for a couple of years that didn't pay much, they were lots of fun though, and now I've landed a decent paying job, for a college student at least, because of it. I'm probably not going to have as much fun in college as others, but I'll have a nice looking resume when I graduate. Just don't steal from the company. I had a friend who did that, and now he's SOL with the companies here.

  68. dubbya is nuts by Game+Genie · · Score: 1

    He seems to want to smoke every one else.

    1. Re:dubbya is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he needs a big fat joint, and pretty fucking soon... Rumsfeld could do with a suppository... a MOAB would do just fine...

    2. Re:dubbya is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, I heard about that big fucken bomb today, too.

    3. Re:dubbya is nuts by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      I was going to say... CS jobs remaining? With this administration? HA!

      Actually, guided missiles need to be programmed...

    4. Re:dubbya is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:dubbya is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps Saddam should try that. It would spare him from getting caught for nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons... Although it is a 'weapon of mass destruction,' so in a sense are box cutters.

    6. Re:dubbya is nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, guided missiles and other intelligent weapons are shit. Lets just stuff more TNT into a larger metal cylinder (and maybe add a clock to it) and call it a totally new bomb.

  69. This is a good point by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    There are some programming projects that require a good basis in esoteric subjects. Those are the things you'd only really be able to learn in school.

    However, the VAST majority of projects are not those projects. It's more likely than not that you'll graduate with a degree in CS and end up working in some bank's back room supporting their systems than working at Xerox PARC or Microsoft Research or Bell Labs.

    Don't follow the money this way, there isn't any left in CS. If you are studying CS for the love, find something else to study as well because you probably won't end up programming the things you love.

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  70. Ummm... by SilLumTao · · Score: 1

    India?

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  71. Re:Erm-Will work for pain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I hear that Slashdot is going to be hiring a professional lamer, and I guess the AC in question is in an interview. Wish 'em the best.

  72. Most internships I know of... by decaf_dude · · Score: 1

    ...seem to be paid better than editors at Slashdot, probably because the interns are supposed to do some actual work.

  73. Go ahead! Make your internship free! by MissMyNewton · · Score: 1
    Your OS wants to be free. Your information wants to be free.

    Set your TIME free too!!!

    ;-)

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    Information wants...you to shut your pie hole.

    1. Re:Go ahead! Make your internship free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my apartment and food don't want to be free.

    2. Re:Go ahead! Make your internship free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      partypoopers!

  74. My suggestion? by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

    Get involved with an Open Source project, and contribute in a big way. Learn all the skills there are to managing a project, and get something on everyone's desktop to boot.

    (For example, the GNOME panel only lists two people as major contributors.)

    An interesting side-effect of OSS is that it offers a way to build your resume without having to get past an interview first.

    Granted, I'm only a college freshman, so I don't really know anything. :)

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  75. From a Current Intern by LowneWulf · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am currently sitting at my desk at Sun Microsystems Labs in Mountain View California. I'm a University of Waterloo Computer Engineering Undergraduate student.

    The intern positions are tough to get at these companies, but there is certainly no lack of them! And they are certainly paid. I for one am paid obscenely well for my time here in California.

    In this area in general, all the big researchg outfits have large intern programs:
    - Sun (both the labs and general)
    - HP
    - IBM
    - PARC (former Xerox lab)
    - Microsoft Research

    The smaller companies each will hire smaller numbers of interns... maybe only one or two each, but I find most companies that have hired interns and done well by it (and most do) believe strongly in it and will be happy to look at your resume.

    Make sure, beyond anything, to get your resume into the stacks of these companies. Many of them will only bring interns in during the summer with the university students on co-op, so it helps to know when to get the resume in.

  76. Become an RN by marktwen0 · · Score: 1
    Go ahead and laugh--I'm becoming a Registered Nurse. Got tired of the whole "not-enough-experience"/H.R. weasels looking at me like I'm an idiot. I couldn't support myself long enough to get a "real" job after college, so took anything to pay the rent. I've bagged groceries--the union gave me a great BCBS health plan for $5/wk. Then they hold that pay-the-rent-job against you. YMMV.

    When I graduate as a R.N. in Dec 2004, I can get full-time pay & benefits for working 2 12-hr shifts on weekends. The rest of the week (M-F) I'll be figuring out who my next company's customers will be, maybe in biotech, definitely IT-related. P.S. Nursing's easy--straight A's at a little community college where most of the students just want to get out of Taco Bell/Wal-Mart. It's the real world, dude. Get used to it.

  77. Re:yes - OT-We own you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "However, it is a job, it gives you in-state tuition for whatever school you're in, it delays having to choose a real career for 4 years, and they do give a reasonable paycheck. (The instructor option is only open for technical majors, however-- otherwise you can go sub, not see the sky for 3 months at a time, go crazy, but get about a $12K signing bonus.)"

    Actually from what I hear. That paper you signed going in has a clause that even if you're out. You can be reactivated, and be brought back. So unless one wants to be effectively owned for the rest of their lives, no!

  78. CS is more than syntax and libraries by enkidu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To be a programmer, you just need to get a foot in the door. That means you just have to have some exposure to programming and CS topics, not a full-blown major.
    Horse puckey. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: People who write code whilst ignorant of the basics of closures, inheritance and data structures, unaware of the dangers of exponential complexity, and untutored in the subtleties of search and sort are the reason so many programs make me want to commit acts of depraved indifference to human life. They are the reason simple file operations take 10 Megs of memory. They are the reason file formats are bloated, inefficient and internally inconsistent. They are the reason most java programs run like crap, creating/deleting many megabytes worth of unnecessary objects every second.

    People like that are no more programmers than the guys who pump gas are mechanical engineers. Programmers don't just write code, they should design code. They should resolve and reduce the complexities of the real world into an abstract form on which processes and humans can interact. Programmers should understand the beauty of abstraction, the hard realities of computation and the subtleties of resolving the two. Programmers need to more than glorified code monkeys. Unfortunately, too often, they are just that.

    Of course, that's not saying that a degree in non-CS is a bad thing, far from it. But just because you know C++ syntax and some libraries doesn't make you a programmer.

    EnkiduEOT

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    1. Re:CS is more than syntax and libraries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i know visual basic, and i'm a better programmer than you'll ever be, so there.

    2. Re:CS is more than syntax and libraries by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      People who write code whilst ignorant of the basics of closures, inheritance and data structures, unaware of the dangers of exponential complexity, and untutored in the subtleties of search and sort are the reason so many programs make me want to commit acts of depraved indifference to human life.

      And those are all topics which were covered within the first three semesters when I started out on a CS degree path in college.

      I later decided the program was too intensive to leave me any time to pursue my other academic interests, so switched my focus and majored in Music, but still took a CS course here and there.

      I'm not a coder and I don't claim to be one, but I understand concepts of data structures and exponential complexity. I'm sure there's plenty of people with BS degress in ComSci that don't. Is it their fault for not paying attention in class, or is it the school's fault for not teaching these concepts adequately and concentrating on Java syntax instead?

    3. Re:CS is more than syntax and libraries by ashultz · · Score: 1


      Too true.

      You wouldn't expect people to design good bridges if they had never taken a math course, and programs are getting as complex as bridges (though with more graceful failure modes, Therac-25 excepted).

    4. Re:CS is more than syntax and libraries by cervo · · Score: 1

      Most of the stuff you mentioned is simple. It can be learned in 2 books, one on Intro to Programming with Language X, and in one in a book on data structures. There are plenty of books of both of these topics written at the HS level in plain language, so as long as you read and know a bit about computers you can learn easily. If companies let programmers who cannot code sit around and don't force them to read a book, then the company is STUPID. But ultimately I agree, C++ syntax and libraries do not make you a programmer. Not just because of lack of data structures, but a true programmer is not tied to one language, he or she can pick up others quickly and uses the right tool for the right job. But you make it sound like programming is hard or only the elite should, point of fact it is EASY to learn and do. Incidentally, rumor has it that music majors make some of the best programmers. And this comes from executives at more than one company I've interviewed with.

      And that's the bottom line....cause I fscking said so!!!!!!

  79. Yes, companies are still hiring interns by Annamite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are still having interns coming to work for us every semesters and summers. Just that we are asking from the local best schools (USC, UCLA and the likes) with high CS GPA. Skills like Java/J2EE, Linux/Unix (Sun) and good working knowledge of Windows (servers) products are extremely important.

    Yes, the requirements are rather high but the pay is decent: freshmen start around $15, adding about one dollar for each subsequent year; grad students start around $20, additional years adding one dollar. Add in to the fact that you can very much set your own flexible work schedule, I think it worth it.

    We are (F-10) in the 310/MDR area. You just have to look up your school posting more regularly. Despite the (permanent) hiring freeze, I have seen plenty of new (intern) faces recently.

    Sorry if you do not fit the requirements tho. Hard times -> plenty of resumes; we get to be picky and choosy. One just have to re-position, educate himself or herself with the skills needed by the market.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Yes, companies are still hiring interns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies are still hiring interns, but there's NO DOUBT that internship programs are being slashed. Big companies have chopped the programs to 1/3 of their size in 2000.

  80. And as you can see, class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The AI which must be programmed to form natural-language like sentences will eventually reach a point that the programmed grammar fails it.

    Are you think I'm not, 'cause you're stupid which just lends credence to my point. Post on!

    Amazing!

  81. Re:yes - OT-We own you. by taliver · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually from what I hear. That paper you signed going in has a clause that even if you're out. You can be reactivated, and be brought back. So unless one wants to be effectively owned for the rest of their lives, no! (For those who don't see this, it's an AC that I'm answering).

    I'm actually in this group as well, and honestly, if you're in the country, and you're male, you're already owned. Remeber that Selective Service card you were supposed to fill out when you turned 18? The liklihood of that being used is actually higher than the liklihood of you getting called back after you resign your commission.

    Now, I'm actually in the Active Reserves, which gives me around $400/drill weekend and I get to go on all sorts of nifty trips as well. The only thing I have to fear is if we go to war, but what, I ask you, are the odds of that happening these days?

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  82. There are always jobs and internships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are your grades, and how respectable is your university? As always, there are both jobs and internships out there, but the dot-com crash has reduced demand to the point where you have to be a pretty decent student to get any of them.

  83. Yes - there are Internships out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a major defense contractor and reviewed a stack of resumes today for a summer intern - I was specifically looking for an individual with hardware and software skills - (when I say hardware skills I mean prototype circuits - oscilloscopes, spectrum analyzers, can read a schematic, etc. NOT the skill to plug in a PCI card) interestingly enough one of the resumes was a guy working on his PhD in Electrical Engineering, I asked HR if it was a mistake that I was given this one resume - IT WASN"T !! The guy was looking for a little real world experience (I guess before finally leaving the womb of academia)

    In the end I picked 4 people to have come in for one-on-one interviews. We also have an opening for a new grad - I haven't gotten those resumes yet. I posted Anonymously out of fear of my e-mail account getting Slashdotted - I will say look for jobs in Central Florida folks !

  84. Yes, but WORK whilst your there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The BEST thing you can do is work your butt off if and when you get one. Selling yourself a bit short in your interview may help you here, or the companies past experience with other interns may help as well. If you are truely good at what you do, then show that to them. At big companies I would think this might be a bit complex (my digital systems instructor was fond of telling of the summer internship at IBM writing literally 5 lines of code, and spending the rest of the time playing flight simulator). ASK for assignments, get them done fast, and correct. ASK questions all the time! Don't be afraid to contribute to dev meetings! This probably works better with smaller dev groups / companies, like where i am now :)

  85. Re:yes - OT by DuctTape · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm surprised that they called you. Reactor techs on nuclear subs (or nu-cu-lar, if you're Dubya) are enlisted posts, not orficer. And the above poster was correct, it's a paperwork nightmare. And nuclear engineering types on subs have the crappiest sea-shore rotation. So, if you like wearing dungarees, getting dirty, loud working conditions, and crappy pay, hey, the Navy is looking for you!!! Oh, did I mention occupational exposure to radiation?]

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  86. Looking at it differently by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Encourage your schhol/university to allow you to do useful things for credits that provide you with street credibility (ie. essentially do your internship while in school/university).

    Example: Let's say you do significant work on something well known (eg. Linux scheduler), you can come out of school with something worthwhile to put on your resume.

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  87. In Austin TX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had an intern position at a local engineering firm in Austin Texas. I was in the EE dept at UT. My pay was $18.50/hour at graduation (fall 2002). I was lucky to do real work (win32 programming, not the best assignment, but better than nothing). Most of the interns did paperwork and gofer stuff.

  88. EE by schematix · · Score: 1

    Does anyone out there know what the job market looks like for electrical engineers? I will be graduating relatively soon with a BS in EE from a UC but i'm not convinced that will do much for me. I've been hearing the EE market is going dry as well. Is there anyone else who has had experience with this and could offer some insight in where to go? I'm pretty tired of school and i'm not looking forward to any more student loans, but i'm in this for the longterm financial gain. I have a background in computers for as long as I have been able to read and currently work as a sysadmin part time. Is there anyway to tie these two fields together in order to make a decent living?

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  89. Next Wave: Software that actually works by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Buying into less developers needed to do the same thing is false choice. There are huge opportunities for incorporating A/I and ever greater complexity into today's business systems. Coupled with ever richer user interfaces, and better quality systems, the market remains right for a newer, better way.

    So quit lamenting that you can't get millions of dollars and endless accolades with stupid ORDER BY and GROUP BY tricks. If you are willing to think, there is plenty of room to make a killing, in fact, there is even more room now than there was before.

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    1. Re:Next Wave: Software that actually works by intermodal · · Score: 1

      who's lamenting? I don't even want to program as work. Thats what I do to play. Give me a paycheck and tell me what to program, and I wouldn't have nearly the fun I do on my own. I was merely stating that the job market for computer people will not grow like people would like it to. Administrators, technicians, and other support personnel are the future of computer jobs in the states. More and more computer programming jobs are being outsourced to places such as India, including some advanced programming jobs in Microsoft I suspect. It's hard to beat an employee who not only costs less but has a work ethic unfettered by American idealism...

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  90. try research centers by tempny · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a sophmore cs student from nyc and a few summers ago stumbled onto an awesome and untapped source of jobs. A lot of my friends in cs do this too. Many research centers (often run by large universities) that don't have much to do with students have a huge need for non professional programmers. However, I'm not sure there are too many of these places outside large cities.

    These places do not have the money to pay an adult programmer, but can afford to pay undergrads quite decently. For some reason, they also do not actively look for programmers. However, when I started targeting these places, almost all of them were initially interested and I actually ended up with a few offers. Research centers often require a miriad of small but often highly specified programs, and many researchers are desperate to be untied from the large and hugely expensive software suites they are forced to use when they only need one or two functions of these programs. (like Igor). Also, these are rare places where you get to work with very cool and not commonly seen equipment, meet tons of smart people, and are given the freedom to do your work however you see fit. (It is not likely your boss will understand c++) It is also very cool to have something like "developed a program to do real time memory testing via auditory and visual cues" on your resume before you even hit the mainstream job market.

  91. the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's one SIMPLE solution to finding a job as a programmer. Spend some of your time doing what you love, programming (if you don't love it, why are you getting a degree in it?). Go out and get some books on different technologies, and program something useful. If you can walk into an interview with hands-on knowledge about C++, work your way around the Visual Studio IDE, and explain how you implemented COM+, ADO, XML, .NET (insert latest buzzword technology) in a program, you're ahead of 80% of programmers who have been in the industry for years.

    good luck.

  92. internships = no pay, way to get exp. by joeldg · · Score: 1

    Some jobs right now are being filled with interns who are desperate for work, and those jobs are being lost to the for pay workers. This is not a major problem, but I have heard of this from more than one person. As far as coming just out of college, there is little for you right now. It is tough finding people with "actual" experience, however since all the guys who used to have some form of the word "guru" in their title have now given up and gone back to mcdonalds which is where they should be, the herd is thinning and within a year or so the whole industry should be back to somewhat normal, abeit with a new "security" bent as that is the new thing for everyone.. Learn PHP/MySQL Linux, FreeBSD (install Gentoo for fun) and read the book "DNS and BIND" with a followup on BGP and routing, put some of it to practive doing small/cheap jobs for local business (helps them, helps you, everybody wins) then touch up your resume and you should be in decent shape to enter the industry at an entry level position (this all provided you don't want to go the Mickeysoft route, in that case just go and buy a cert from somebody and learn buzzwords like (dot)NET ).. A programmer who needed a break and saw this and laughed.. -back to coding now..

  93. Spelling & Grammar by gabec · · Score: 1
    I agree! People should be able to spell simple words like "sentence" and "acronym".

    I realize this sounds dismissive of the "people make mistakes" nonsense that gets passed around, but really, get with it!

    ;)

    1. Re:Spelling & Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave the country sometime and maybe you'd realise that substituting an "se" for "ze" at the end of a word is a common practice both to our timbit-loving neighbors to the north and england.

  94. Still tons of them out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm currently an undergrad student at University of Waterloo (CS), and I've had multiple offers for paid internships in the US/ Canada over the past 2 years, all of which were from pretty cool companies - a crapload of banks, Rogers Broadband, VoiceGenie, ExtendMedia, and currently RealNetworks. All of these companies had pretty decent compensation (> $20/hr), with added benefits of subsidized housing, transport, and shipping for the ones located in the US.

    I don't think that's a pretty bad deal, considering current market conditions and, none of these were hard to get - the companies all come to recruit on campus, and I never actually had to go 'looking' for a 'good' internship.

  95. Gordon Food Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unlike software and IT companies, there are other industries that aren't as hard hit by the economic slump. Right now, two of the best industries to be in are the pharmacuetical and food service industries. My employer, Gordon Food Service, is ONLY looking for interns; we fill all of our entry-level positions through internships. At a recent job fair, we had far too many seniors looking for jobs and not enough sophomores and juniors looking for internships.

    Now then, we're a really high-tech company with heavily automated warehouses, but I know my reaction when my prof suggested checking with a food service company. "Food service? [begin sarcasm] Boy that sounds like a thilling internship." Good thing I didn't go on first impressions.

    My advise - eschew the traditional tech companies, and find out who the high-tech players are in more stable industries. Then write up your resume, take advantage of your institution's career services for interview prep, resume reviews, and alumni networking. Get an art major to help with your resume layout, then have an English major proofread. Show up on time for the interview and bring your people skills.

  96. Re:yes - OT by Dynedain · · Score: 1

    Scary thing is, I was an econ/poli sci major

    And I was an architecture major. Didn't stop me from getting the letters.

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  97. Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make fun of George Bush for mispronouncing "nuclear", yet you misspell "officer" in the same sentence. What a faggot...

    1. Re:Amazing by DuctTape · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you've never been enlisted, then. Otherwise you'd get the joke.

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  98. oh yea.. and "post" what? by joeldg · · Score: 1

    most people on slashdot work for dotcoms.. what is up with this post dotcom thing? you mean, "post a jillion dotcoms without any product and ten bazillion dollars in monopoly money" I think that is what you mean...

  99. Dont worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont listen to all the FUD. There are still PLENTY of jobs available for CS grads.

    Fast food, retail, restaurants .. they're all still hiring. Make sure you put down that you have your CS degree so they'll know it won't take you long to master the cash register.

  100. Start your own biz by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You could try fruitlessly competing for programming jobs, but more and more are being farmed out to overseas programmers. Forget about technical support, the first place everyone made budget cuts was on the service side. There's always sysadmin/netadmin, but all the big firms that might pay a halfway decent salary have outsourced a lot of their hardware.

    So stop fighting the system. Find a niche, find some capital (small business loans, family, rich friends), and fill it. Use your computer education to supplement a career instead of beating yourself up with rejection letters in a bone dry job market. You'll be happier if you're the boss.

    Jack

  101. Apple is hiring interns by UncleSocks · · Score: 1

    See the jobs list on www.apple.com. A long time ago I was an Apple Intern, it was great: small teams of reasonably bright people.

    Similar perks to the MS internships - and you don't have to serve satan.

  102. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's called graduate school

  103. If you can't get a paid internship... by inc0gnito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You might want to consider doing one for free. I know it sucks, but it's great experience, looks great on your resume and will give you a good idea of the field you're getting into.

    That's what I did last summer after many interviews, a lot of "we went with someone who had more experience" and one "we don't have room in our budget." I called the latter back and asked if they would take me on in an unpaid capacity. They agreed and it was one of the better decisions I've made. Not only did they end up paying me something at the end (not as much as I would have made with an hourly wage, but a decent amount) but I firmly believe that it was that experience that enabled me to land the job I have right now.

    So if you don't have anything better to do with you summer (or whenever you're looking for an internship), consider doing one unpaid.

    1. Re:If you can't get a paid internship... by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

      I agree,

      Sometimes a little experience gets you a long way. Right now I've been doing some small jobs for various university projects at little to no profit, havn't got the job yet, but it's nice having alot of things I can take credit for during my interviews.

  104. A magic non-profit to give people experience. by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    Perhaps someone should start a non-profit devoted in making useless widgets which has no useful purpose, but can demonstrate programming ability. And I propose we should call this organization, hyper-global meganet.

  105. CoOp by Krezel · · Score: 1

    I was having a tough time finding internships despite a ton of interviews and a great resume, when a family friend of ours, a recruiter from IBM, suggested I try and pursue a CoOp opportunity. Now I'm up for two Co-Op's at IBM, with one offer and another in the works.

    Works out fine for me because I was already a term ahead, so it really doesn't push me that far behind. Its a good opportunity, because employers aren't afraid to give you REAL work to do, because you'll be there a full 6-8 months, instead of just 3. It pays better too!

    So think about it...

    1. Re:CoOp by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      Yea...I'm looking into a college that requires Co-Op as part of the curriculum, and from what current students have said, it seems that getting a Co-Op is really something great. You get professional experience and get paid at the same time. Most businesses are eager to hire Co-Ops because they can do the work of professionals for a fraction of the price. Its a win-win situation for the company and you.

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  106. check out national labs by juan2074 · · Score: 4, Informative
    You can look for internships at other national labs (doing more than just nuclear engineering).

    Check AWU about the possibilities at these facilities.

    Also, check these:

    Sandia

    Los Alamos

    Argonne

    Brookhaven

    Pacific Northwest

    Lawrence Berkeley

    Lawrence Livermore

    Oak Ridge

    And there are other other national labs that I did not mention.

    1. Re:check out national labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Junior at the University of Illinois and got an internship at Argonne Nation Labs (see url above) doing research in active spaces. The program looks really excellent. You are well paid, get to do research on topics that interest you, work with professionals, and at the conclusion of the ten weeks you are required to write a research paper on your work, which would be great on a resume, assuming you are into the research thing. Granted, you could be doing the same thing at the University, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be paid as much.

    2. Re:check out national labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any of the GE branches offer decent internships for extremely good pay (for an intern...hell, it would be a good salary for most people who are starting out).

  107. The jobs are there.... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    In a presentation by a CS Professor at a local university, he stated that it is basically a bunch of hog-wash that CS jobs don't exist. His claim is that CS is a difficult field that requires experience and serious talent. It may seem like jobs don't exist now, but that is compared to when anyone who could write html could get a job paying 80 grand a year. Not so now, you have to know what you are doing and not just be an advanced computer user computers. Sure the economy is slower now, but that is true with all jobs. As a soon to be CS major, I hope what he says is true. Even so, I plan to get plenty of professional experience under my belt before I enter the work force.

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    1. Re:The jobs are there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an urban myth. The people who can't find work have some pretty leet skills. Why don't you ask that CS prof if he has those leet skills why he's working in a low paying teaching position.

    2. Re:The jobs are there.... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      since when is being a professor at an university a low paying position? Obviously this guy has some skill, not only does he have to know his CS stuff, but he has to be able to convey his knowledge to others.

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  108. NSF's REU program by Trepidity · · Score: 1
    If you have a strong CS background, the National Science Foundation's Research Experience for Undergraduates program is a good bet. Highly competitive, but not impossible to get into if you have good qualifications. Take a look here. Unfortunately, at least 2/3 or so of the deadlines for this summer have already passed, so you'd better hurry to apply for the remaining few.


    Barring that, many universities hire summer interns to do research with professors. Get to know some people in the CS department and see if there are any such opportunities.

    1. Re:NSF's REU program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mod this down for telling the truth, but...


      I did this program twice as an undergrad, which is amazing to me because I'm a white male. Hint: if you're not a white male, and can write "Hello World," you can probably get into this program!
      This is a govt program after all.


      Anyway, the experience varies. If you get paired with an enthusiastic professor, and you yourself work hard, you can do real research, maybe get your name on a publication, get a nice entry on your resume, and create contacts for the future.


      However, if your professor isn't involved, or you just slack off (you can't really be "fired"), you spend 10 weeks on some other college campus goofing off and getting paid for it. It's fun but not that helpful to your career.


      If your future includes research and/or grad school, definitely pursue REU and programs like it.

    2. Re:NSF's REU program by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Mod parent!

      I didn't know there was NSF-REU for CS (I did two summers for Chemistry) but it's a great program and looks great on the resume.

      Like most things in life, you'll get out what you put in. You're bascially a grad student for 10 weeks; your only obligation is to do whatever your prof. asks ;)

  109. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. There are no internships here. This is not the job market you're looking for. Move along. Move along.

    I've read the BOFH. I can use Microsoft products without screaming and whining, and I even enjoy using Office. I know the greater glories of hashes and trees, and I believe that God created pointers to train the faithful. I don't write buffer overflows, because I'm intelligent enough to use safe functions or *gasp* check results through good code.

    I've read the Art of Bloody Programming, damnit! I routinely cause Neo-like 'woah's in people.

    And it's all for nothing, because I live in the pimple on the ass of the world. There are no jobs here, and there aren't even any internships. Not even free ones. Not even slavery-type positions, where they tie you to an AS400 and force you to write COBOL, and beat you with sticks if you don't use printer spacing charts.

    Damn the Offshore Push! Damn the H1Bs!

    The ad on top of Slashdot amuses me and gives me an idea. "BOSS STEALING SOFTWARE? Bust your boss. Report illegal software use." I should report a bunch of companies, then send out resumes stating that I'm a 'Software License Analyst'. The PHBs always eat up crazy titles, I hear. "Look, Mr. CEO, we're bolding stepping into the future! We've hired a Software License Analyst! He'll make sure that all our Windows licensing is kept in a little cabinet, and shoot users who try to install stuff from home!"

    Or maybe I'll just go work in Walmart, and write open source software to get my compiling freak on.

  110. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 funny!

  111. Join some type of club that has businesspeople by leviramsey · · Score: 1

    An example is a fraternity of some type. Those will often open doors (and you can put secret codes in your resume which will cause them to put a little more stock in your resume).

  112. Specilizing? by Raven-sama · · Score: 1

    I'm actually doing a CS/Electronic Engineering double at the moment, but I'm actually thinking of switching into a pure CS degree, however the major is gaming technologies. Anyone had any experience with something like this?

  113. what are you, drunk?! by derF024 · · Score: 1

    you want a paid internship?! ha! I'm a CS major at RPI and I'm graduating in May.. i know about 100 CS or engineering majors also graduating this year and not one of them has a job yet. this has people divided into 2 groups; people applying to grad schools (they pay a living stipend and take care of your tuition costs) and people who are just about ready to apply at mcdonalds after 4 years of college.

    and you want a paid internship?! paid short-term positions were in short supply 2 years ago. Right now it's safe to say that microsoft's offer is the only one you're going to find left in the entire country. of course, you can always join the military or an get a job with an oil company. those are the only 2 sections of our economy that bush hasn't gone out of his way to trash.

  114. Re:McDonald's is always hiring. McDs not so bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You laugh, but do the math. McDonalds doesn't tend to force you to work lots of overtime. Most CS jobs are not hourly. At actual 80 hour work weeks. What does YOUR slary work out to an hour?

    Now who's laughing?

    Cheers

  115. No shortage here.. by SerebReal · · Score: 1


    If anything, I feel bad turning down offers of summer IT jobs and internships; I've had several offers for different positions from my current employer (Fortune 500), full-time summer work in IT at my University, as well as an offer for intership at another Fortune 500 company.

    Of course, I'm halfway through a Computer Technology (similar to MIS) degree at Purdue, and I'm looking at jobs in Indiana which are off the beaten path; i.e., nothing in SillyValley, or at Cisco, etc.

    Placement for my major, at Purdue, in 2001 was 93%, w/ an average starting salary of $55k.. way above the average for Indiana, and actually above the starting salary of any Purdue engineer. 2002 data isn't out yet, and it could be worse.. but I'm not particularly worried. Those guys that went to a 2-yr community college and thought they would be making 70k/yr now.. that's who I feel sorry for. If you're willing to relocate and have a degree from a decent college, you should have no trouble finding an IT job. Networking and willingness to relocate, however, is the key.

  116. Just to get your foot in the door..... by CorporatePunk · · Score: 1

    try submitting your resume in hex or binary

  117. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I don't think they were in the Axis of Evil (tm)

  118. Re:yes - OT by taliver · · Score: 1

    And just to point out, while many of the 'hands-on' variety of positions on the boat/ship are enlisted, there's always an officer standing EOOW (Engineering Officer of the Watch), which is the Engineer's representative for the plant much like the OOD is the Captain's representative. So, this is the position that college students are actively recruited for.

    And yes, the Sea-shore rotation does absolutely suck for these types. Even worse, from what I only hear, thankfully, is that when the boat comes in from being out at sea for 3 months, everyone get to go home right away except for the nukes-- it's a multi-hour shutdown procedure, and someone has to stay and watch it when it's off as well.

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  119. The DoD / National Security Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I only saw one other mention about government jobs. No one wants to work for the government because they don't think they get paid enough. I think some people are glossing over the most important aspect of it, you get paid. You have a job.

    The National Security Agency is always taking interns/coops. I've applied there myself and feel confident that I will get it (I should know in about 3-4 days). Yeah, you need a security clearance. Big deal, it's not that bad. If you've kept your nose clean in your life (don't do drugs for christ's sake, and yes, marijuana counts) you will have no problem passing any of their tests (assuming you're a stable person).

    The government has opportunities everywhere, you just have to give up the stigma of 'working for the man' and get on with it. Government jobs have great benefits too.

    In case you're interested: here is a link to the NSA coop program. The CIA also hires people.

    You will be able to have real world experience, have a valuable security clearance, and most likely a job working there when you graduate.

    1. Re:The DoD / National Security Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you work for FedGov, you're a parasite on the taxpayers in the private sector and you're a nonproductive drain on the economy.

      We need to cut government way down to size and bounce all the dead-weight government employees out into the streets.

      Everyone who complains about globalization and exporting of blue-collar, and now white-collar, jobs overseas needs to realize it's too bloody expensive to do business in America and remain competitive, so we need to cut government, cut taxes and cut the red tape if we want to keep any jobs. The alternative is moving you and your family to China or India to get a job in the future.

      Government is the disease. Competitive capitalism is the cure.

    2. Re:The DoD / National Security Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my! A rampant libertarian! Why not privatize all of our roads while you're at it? I like the idea of paying to drive 2 miles.

      Who needs a government?

    3. Re:The DoD / National Security Agency by Bangback · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pay is pretty competitive once you factor in the rapid promotions in IT. You can start applying(normally successfully if you have a good degree) for jobs in the next higher grade after one year in grade. Often jobs are structured for automatic promotion so you'll stay after the first year (it is easier to find a promotion than get the first government job for a variety of reasons). Of course, you have to be willing to move.

      And the security clearance is a big, big deal placing NSA or any intelligence agency at the top of your list. You can easily find a job paying nice $$ if you have a valid Top Secret security clearance and are willing to work anywhere (they pay people 30K+ to escort copier repairmen and soda machine guys around the building in some highly sensitive areas -- people with programming skills are 50K+ for junior guys). Read the Washington Post job ads -- they are chockerblock with jobs if you can jump this hurdle.

      Of course, there are downsides to working for the government (difficult to execute projects, requirements always change, customers and moneymen constantly struggling for project control). But normally hours are pretty good so you can develop skills or do contracts on the side if you're really motivated.

      Oh, and ontopic, you'll never get an internship except through a coop-type program. Government summer jobs are a byzantine process (and ironically, largely random). It takes many months to get a government job.

    4. Re:The DoD / National Security Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Pay is pretty competitive once you factor in the rapid promotions in IT.

      Yeah, because you fucking gubmint leeches are parasites on the working people of America

      fuck you

    5. Re:The DoD / National Security Agency by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      ---If you work for FedGov, you're a parasite on the taxpayers in the private sector and you're a nonproductive drain on the economy.

      ---We need to cut government way down to size and bounce all the dead-weight government employees out into the streets.

      ---Everyone who complains about globalization and exporting of blue-collar, and now white-collar, jobs overseas needs to realize it's too bloody expensive to do business in America and remain competitive, so we need to cut government, cut taxes and cut the red tape if we want to keep any jobs. The alternative is moving you and your family to China or India to get a job in the future.

      ---Government is the disease. Competitive capitalism is the cure.

      I'm a libertarian/conservative mix and I dont see what the big deal for working for the government is. No matter how reasonably small they get, they'll need computers. And they'll need people knoledgable enough to use/fix/network them.

      IT will always be in demand. Spouting crap like this is just dumb.

      If anything, you oughtta be saying to make a federal flat tax, and in effect, dissolve the IRS. Yes it would kill tons of jobs of tax prep, but it would make understanding how the taxing system works. You would know X percent would be going to federal. Hopefully, if the federal govt. takes this up, the states would too. And for you trolls out there, I'm not against taxes, but am for fair rules and payment on taxes.

  120. Boeing by wardk · · Score: 1
    Boeing has an extensive intern program and despite the overall downturn in hiring they are currently being very aggressive in college recruiting.


    http://www.boeing.com/employment/college/

  121. Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be graduating next semester, and I am a bit of dilemma on what to do next.

    I have been offered a full-time job with a non-profit organization that I worked for part-time for the last two years. However I am also applying to some top-tier universities considering I have a almost perfect GPA.

    What should I do? Take the job at small non-profit organization, or pursue a Masters at a good university??

    TIA

  122. my 2 cents by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure, this is the 300th post or something, but in case the author reads them all:

    Fairchild Semiconductor is an excellant employer of interns.

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  123. has an excellent intern program.

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  124. Speaking of... Don't discount research by jscribner · · Score: 1

    I know it's hard to find corporate research these days, but at least here at IBM we still do plenty of it. Research internships/summer coop positions/etc are a bit different than the usual port-this, document that type work - there are opportunities to contribute to more cutting edge stuff. However, most big companies have their internships posted up by Jan 1 each year, so the spaces are already getting scarce by mid-March.

    IBM Research still has a number of graduate and undergraduate internships posted on the site.

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    JS - IBM Metaverse devteam
    The opinions expressed here are mine & not necessarily representative of IBM
  125. Unisys by DRue · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I did one at unisys in the twin cities last year. This year, however, the department i was with is no longer doing them. Unisys may have opportunities elsewhere, though. worth checking out

  126. Here here by wadetemp · · Score: 1

    I did exactly the same, except in landscaping. I could have driven to work at an internship but for what? A small amount more to cover my college expenses? It's not all about money. The tan, muscle, and comradery I built working outside with my hands was worth at least twice what I could have made doing QA for some random company. Excellent comment and story.

    1. Re:Here here by fiftyfly · · Score: 1

      I did exactly the same, except in landscaping. I could have driven to work at an internship but for what? A small amount more to cover my college expenses? It's not all about money. The tan, muscle, and comradery I built working outside with my hands was worth at least twice what I could have made doing QA for some random company. Excellent comment and story.


      mmm I would have to agree. I worked as a swim coach in the summers - most rewarding thing I ever did. When it came time to 'find a good job' the experience and skills learned were of much greater interest, ironically, then my grades. The fact that I could point to a sucessfull program, note a proven ability to teach, and the fact that parents actually trusted me with their kids in the pool were _big_things_ to interviewers.


      Heck, after working some thankless job for five years I realised, to quote myself "...most rewarding thing I ever did" and waddya know, now i coach for a living. Another comment said something to the effect "get out and learn something non it releated, there's a whole world out there". I, for one, refuse to let Office Space become my reality.

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      "Sanity is not statistical", George Orwell, "1984"
  127. my company offers a great Internship for CS majors by browncow123 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The company I work for has a great paid internship program. I work for an oil company. The only problem is that you will not be doing any software development. We are an IT shop where DATA is the product and our customers are the employees in the company. So you're looking at Data Warehousing, writing queries, etc. Being a CS major myself, this can be a turn off, however being employed is pretty important and nice. Anyways: From talking to some of the previous interns, Im guessing that the interns are paid between $15-$25/hr and I believe they even pay part of rent. The company I work for seeks CS majors, but only top students. For more information, look here:
    http://www.aeraenergy.com/InternProgram/

    Enjoy.
    Browncow.

  128. Money may not be everything... by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    .... but when you are paying your own way through college and summer jobs are your only source of income, it is needed.

    I'd love to be able to work out in the sun (well, not at home at least. Working out in the sun in Florida during the summer would suck) getting paid not-that-much and relaxing, but I can't afford that.

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    --- Ãther SPOON!
  129. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the new economy turns to crap, check the old economy. IBM, for one, still hires lots of stupid kids - oops, I mean interns - every year. I should know - I was one, parlayed it into a full-time job, and now spend my time mocking those of you who thought you'd get rich in your silly dot-coms.

  130. No, and thank the GPL/FSF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you economically ignorant .edu/GPL/FSF types never realized you were committing mass economic suicide, did you? Haven't you ever heard "be careful what you wish for -- you just might get it?" Well, you wanted Free Software. You joined the Free Software Foundation. Well, the flip side of "free" software for all is that you all DON'T GET PAID. Doh!

  131. Speaking of disgraces... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a disgrace to the English language.

  132. we're hiring interns by wuchang · · Score: 1

    Hiring in academic institutions such as ours runs counter to economic cycles. I'm hiring Waterloo interns aggressively while they're cheap (~$19/hour) and of decent quality in hopes of turning them into stellar graduate students. Gotta do it quick before things turn-around and they start following the money trail. The $20k a year stipend for a graduate student still beats unemployment benefits (although not by much) ;)

  133. What do you know about Java Beans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever made a Latte?

  134. Get a real job by CowardNeal · · Score: 1

    Face it, people will never look up to IT professionals. We are just the back-office, stuck-in-a-corner weirdos, who are oblivious to the commercial landscape. Supplement your IT degree with some business majors/minors. Information Systems, Finance, and Accounting really help!

  135. My experience by tutal · · Score: 1

    As much as it pains me to say it, getting internships and jobs can be a whole lot tougher if you are at a smaller school. That being said, you may want to check into local places for an internship. I found a job at a small community bank. Granted it wasn't in development, but at least it was experience, and yes it was paid (actually better paying than my current job). It was a small bank, so they unfortunatly did not have a position for another full time employee. My advice, take the experience wherever you can find it.

    Another option might be to boost your resume by doing various kinds of work for community/charitable organizations.

    Its been about a year since I graduated, finding a job was not easy, especially in this part of the country. Oh and by the way, start sending your resume to prospective employers, it took me about 700 (yes 700, the economy really sucks that much) to get my job.

  136. You could work for "the Man" by microTodd · · Score: 1

    http://www.opm.gov/careerintern/index.htm

    http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/a13.htm

    Government work. Despite all the jokes you can make about it (most of them accurate) you still get top-of-the-line equipment, decent salary, and job security.

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    "You cannot find out which view is the right one by science in the ordinary sense." - C.S. Lewis on Intelligent Design
  137. Re:Continue your education... by sasami · · Score: 1

    In particular: continue your education, but not necessarily in just CS.

    If you're an undergraduate, diversify. Find time to take some challenging nontechnical classes (or just audit them -- but do the work!). Take a non-CS internship where your CS can be applied -- bioinformatics has come up several times. If you're graduating, look into related fields.

    Many of the replies in this (the "continuing education") thread mention that many, if not most, technical/professional jobs from 20 years ago don't even exist today. Put another way: 20 years from now, most of today's jobs won't exist either. This has been true since the early 1900s.

    The notion of a lifelong "career" no longer exists. You are not going to climb the corporate ranks to a comfortable retirement. Someday you will need to adapt, probably radically, probably more than once.

    The alternative: how many times have we heard horror stories of poor engineers flipping burgers because of the big ol' nasty recession? Well, maybe I'll be one of them someday, if my company goes under. But if a person is smart enough to write code or design chips, it sure seems like they should be able to go out and land $30k as a secretary, or $35k as a high school teacher, or $45k as a landscaper, or join the Peace Corps, or get elected to a local office, or repair televisions.

    Use your time at college to train your mind to handle multiple disciplines, and to excel at learning new ones. Too many engineers do the opposite, chaining their powerful intellect to a single specialty.

    So, back to the topic: you could, as usual, use your internship to get a leg up on jobs after graduation. Or you could use it as a low-risk foray into a different field, in case you need to switch careers ten years down the line.

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    Dum de dum.

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    Freedom is not the license to do what we like, it is the power to do what we ought.
  138. www.ibm.com\ExtremeBlue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IBM's Extreme Blue internship is looking for 80 technical students to incubate emerging technologies and business opportunites from Stereo Cameras, to GRID Systems, to Cell processors, to Content Addressable Storage Systems, to Privacy Databases, to Autonomic Computing, this is some of the coolest work you could be doing as a CS Intern this summer. They pay for housing, competitive rates, and fly you to IBM Headquarters to present to the CEO and alot of the top Executives at IBM. Each of the 4 labs has 25 top technical and business students in the country.

    Check it out at www.ibm.com/extremeblue

  139. Internships and D-Cs by TheCubic · · Score: 1

    I work at Honeywell, Inc. at a Web-Dev type internship. It's pretty good -- the work is manageable and the atmosphere is worthwhile. The pay is pretty good, too.

    I *almost* sprang for a Dot-Com a while back, but thankfully I didn't (they 'hired' me, but the employment agreement was terrible) -- I was going to get paid in worthless, worthless stock. I passed it up and stayed at places that pay me actual money.

    So, back to the story at hand -- there are internships out there but it helps to know the right people and make a name for yourself first.

  140. plenty out there by tuj · · Score: 1

    The company I work for (Cinergy) currently has 8 coop's in CS or IS working for them at any given time. I started working for them as a coop.

    When I was first looking for a coop position in mid-2001 I got offers from SDRC, Ethicon. I know people at the school I went to who've worked in the past 2 years for GE, Honda, TI, Apple, P&G, Mead, etc.

    Plenty of other companies are willing to hire coop's/interns, although typically they maintain relationships with a few universities. Incidentally, the school I went to (University of Cincinnati) has the longest running and largest coop program in the nation.

    The last thing you want to do in an interview is seem arrogant. Be polite and energetic and willing to learn. Most companies don't care what you already know at this point. Be ready to explain why you want to work for that particular company.

  141. Ha! And some suggestions. by ratajik · · Score: 1

    work in a small IT dept writing dumb VB to do reporting for our accounting department. The other two programmers here have decades of experience in a variety of languages, although they've been on VB for quite a while

    Did it occur to you that if they've got decades of experience, but are doing dumb VB, and doing VB for a long time, that they might not exactly be the best example of junior-vs-senior developers? I'm not saying that all VB programmers suck, or that if you have to do VB because you can't find another job that that's saying something, but if they've been doing it a while, then I'd guess they probably aren't that great. And that perhaps if all you're doing is writing dumb VB programs that you yourself are not really learning that much about what it means to be a programmer? If you learned 2% of what that means in school, and you're current job requires you to know 5%, I'm sure you're feeling really good about it... but you've barely started

    As someone who's interviews and hired people right out of school, my general experience has been they are fairly worthless. Very few bachelor programs seem to prepare them for a real development job. Those that did will generally used both what they learned in school and genuine interest in programming (like, learned it on their own, or have done a lot of stuff outside of school).

    As far as a good place to find Internships - good luck :) With the job market sucking as bad as it is, the low end (the guys the above poster is working with) are willing to work with and for whatever they can get, which is going to squeeze out those entry level positions. I'd still be trying to hit the big companies, as a lot of them realize that, long term, it's worth sucking up talent if they can afford to do so. When things go the other direction, they'll be in a MUCH better position.

    I guess you could also try smaller, local places. Ask around - you've got to know someone that works for a company that has programmers, or a someone who knows a programmer. The best way to find a job, or internship, is going to be through people you know. They can vouch for you, and point you to the correct person to send your resume to (or call).

    I look back at the jobs I've had over the last 10+ years, and all but 1 I found through people I know (networked). Every time I've needed one, it's not taken a long time, because people I know and have worked with in the past KNOW what I can do. It's harder if you haven't gotten a lot of professional contacts yet, or a work history, but again, you're much more likely to find something if can network.

    And if you can't find a development job, but still really want to be a developer, then FIND something, in addition to whatever work you end up doing. There's a TON of stuff on sourceforge that you could try to help with, or come up with your own application!

    1. Re:Ha! And some suggestions. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right. The two coders at my job are managers before coders. And they're really good managers.

      Suggesting that I knew 2% of "what it means to be a programmer" when I graduated is quite optimistic. I won't get to 2% due to on-the-job learning, either. Not at this job. After six months, I don't think I have a whole lot more to learn here. It's quite a meal ticket, though, so I'll be staying for at least another year or so.

      Also, the myriad OSS projects are often 10x more interesting from a CS standpoint than anything any IT department has any business building. I'll ride out the storm wading through VB, and I'll hone my skills on MacOnLinux or giFT. It should be great.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  142. Most forbid this explicitly.... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    Mainly because you managing or working on the computer systems that run the school and thus, hold your grades and financial information, is too much of a risk for the school. Only a few places even allow it and even then, in a very limited fashion. You do more gunt work then actual real work, but then again, that is usually the case of an internship at most places anyway.

    I had a slightly different experience, but it was more by chance then anything else, I just happened to be the co-op who had the most knowledge on my resume dealing with computers. One of the IT departments at the company I had accepted to work for as a co-op lost 2 of their 4 main admins right as I was about to start. I didn't even interview for the position that I wound up in, they just looked through the list of co-ops who had been hired and pulled my name since I had the most things writen down on my resume (and in extra-ciricular activities I had "makes a mean hoggie"). That extra-ciricular activity was what got me the job. It made the other 2 admins laugh, got their attention, told them a little about me and my personallity (that I could joke a little and take one as well) and fit in well with them personally. It got me the job which later changed my major from electrical engineering to computer science. I honestly don't know how things would be in my life right now had I not had that one line on my resume, and to think that the Career Management Office took 20 points off on my final grade in the "co-op prepairedness" course for having that line on the resume I had to hand in for that course. It GOT me the job, it also changed my career path, and 10 months later, my major, and now 5 years later, my life. I luckily still have a job with that same company as I write this. In all this downsizing, I was actually hired full time by them, and mainly, because of one line on the resume.

    It is strange how something so small can make such a big difference in life. Most of my friends are either continuing with grad school, or painfully job searching, or have given up for the time being and persuing other things in life (exploring the world). I help manage approx 100 servers and 500 clients as well as write internal software tools because I could make a mean hoggie.

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  143. I'm offering an unpaid internship in NYC... by mzito · · Score: 1

    I'm questionable on whether this is on-topic, but it seems relevant. My company, a startup in NYC, is looking for a college-level intern to work with us on developing our software and building our our infrastructure. Here's some of the stuff we work with:

    -Linux
    -Oracle and a bit of SQL Server
    -Cisco
    -C, Perl, C++, Java, a bit of ASP

    While we can't offer money (we're a startup, after all), here's what we can offer you:

    -A letter of recommendation. (we write well).
    -A chance to actually complete significant projects with assistance from the rest of us. This won't be simply making cables and fetching coffee (though there will probably be some cable making).
    -The opportunity to work with an extremely talented group of individuals who have built several very large-scale systems and application infrastructures.

    If you live in the NYC area and are interested, send me an email, and I'll give you more details.

    Thanks much,
    Matthew Zito

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    1. Re:I'm offering an unpaid internship in NYC... by y2rayk · · Score: 1

      What is your email address? I would like more information on your offer. My email address is nospam_y2rayk@yahoo.com without the nospam_

    2. Re:I'm offering an unpaid internship in NYC... by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      His email's in his sig. Though you probably have it turned off....

  144. CS doesn't really help with that by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Most CS programs aren't intended to teach software design principles, except insofar as they're needed for you to get any work done. The focus, at least in the programs I'm familiar with, is on computer science as a science -- something akin to math applied to computers. If you want to learn how to program well, there's Software Engineering for that.

    1. Re:CS doesn't really help with that by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1
      My uni teaches software engineering in freshmen and junior classes, and OOP with a little design patterns in sophomore classes. There are also elective classes to focus on software engineering as well.

      Either way, reading Design Patterns is a definate requirement if you want to learn more about design and less about implementation.

    2. Re:CS doesn't really help with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My uni teaches software engineering in freshmen and junior classes

      You have your own unicorn?

  145. Thank You! by wholecake · · Score: 0

    Well, I really love slashdot. Im fairly new and I mostly troll :) but I really appreciate everyone that gave their input about this topic. I have been unemployed for 10 months now and unlike any of you that have a CS degree..... I do not have a degree. Although I do have 4 years experience as a NetAdmin. Out of the 10 months i've been unemployed, I just realized that the first part of my unemployment adventure was spent with a mindset of reemployment in IT. I told myself that I was gonna get a job in IT reguardless. I was very naieve! I had many interviews and even a temp jobs, but I found out that I was up against hundreds at every interview.

    I guess I just want to say thanks because some of the posts have really opened my eyes as what I need to do now. I'm job search exhausted! My job networking has been fair, but the numbers are truely against me.

    I think im gonna start up a business focasing on residential/small business computer consulting full time. I hope it works out!

  146. toilet paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if i had a CS degree i would put some good use to it and use it the next time i ran out of toilet paper.

  147. Re:CS by yintercept · · Score: 3, Funny

    "oh well, at least counterstrike still loves me."

    Yeah, the interviewer tossed me out of the building when he discovered my CS degree actually referred to 4 solid years playing CounterStrike .

    Well, I got the last laugh when I hacked the company's game server, and wiped the floor with that bozo. Yeah, like he's going to dare enter that gameroom now. ha!

  148. Worst...Advice...Ever by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    Sorry, this is 100% wrong. The questions was in regards to internships.

    'Don't look for a job now' is bad BAD advice. Whether you're planning on going to grad school or right into the job market, an internship is an essential (as in must have) part of any undergraduate program. If anything, you should be looking for a job AND continuing your education.

    And using grad school to kill time until the economy gets better, wow, that is colossally bad advice. First, if you think it's hard finding a job as a recent graduate, wait til you try finding a job as a recent grad school drop out. Second, any grad school program that qualifies as a parking spot until you decide to do some real work is not of the quality that will enhance your C.V. (And people in the industry (any industry) know which programs have a good rep and which don't.) Third, who says the economy is going to get better? After the masters and the PhD, then what? A post-doc so you can be a Dr. making less than starting wages in fast food?

    But, as with legal and relationship, if you're getting your career advice from /., even good luck won't help.

  149. I think this misses the mark by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    " CS requires that people pay for software, and that is not the direction the economy is headed."

    The rise or fall of GPL-type software shouldn't have any effect on the typical programmer/analyst.

    Corporations still pay significant amounts of money to develop proprietary applications in-house to support their needs.

    Whether I develop on Windows, Linux, or an IBM mainframe, I've still got to pay developers the same amount of money.

    Or do people really think GPL software is targetted at vertical markets? That just isn't so.

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  150. As a matter of fact, I am reading them all. by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    Thank you very much! Looking for all the help I can get...

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  151. I've had 2 internships and I'm nothing special by SosNPK · · Score: 1
    I've had 2 internships and I'm nothing special. I don't have the highest grades in my classes, I don't understand every language perfectly, but i am involved at my school, been on the executive board of 3 different organizations, member of a fraternity, know all the professors in my college on a first name basis, and certainly know how to have fun. I love technology, I loving playing with all the new technologies and I love talking to people.

    My suggestions for an internship search are:

    Join your student CS, MIS, IS, or business organizations, go to their meetings, help them to recruit companies that you want to work for to visit your school, suggest to your school to have an internship fair, thats where I got my past 2 internships from.

    Find out what colleges companies you are interested in working for visit and if it's not yours, take a road trip, the recruiters will be blown away that you traveled there to see them

    When speaking with a recruiter don't ask the same old boring questions, find out what their interested in, what kind of crazy pranks they pulled in college, show them you're alot more than a person that can type some code

    I think the company (Progressive Insurance) i worked for is still looking for CS interns for web development. They paid extremely well, got us excellant condos with maids, pool, garages, and everything for the summer, took us out, had parties at work and showed us why it was such a cool company to work for.

    Also it seems like there alot more internships out there this year than last year, maybe people are looking for cheap labor. but hell, you get experience, get to try out a company that you might want to work with, and maybe end up getting a full time job there.

    While the job market isn't as good as it was when we first entered college (people getting multiple offers) from my job searches I still see that there's plenty of positions out there and I'm trying to be picky. I just got a web development internship for spring quarter (yep i'm on quarters not semesters) so i could hang out at school a little bit longer. I might not even end up doing this computer thing anyway, I want to own my own food business but might do the computer thing to save up some money. Wish me luck.

    Have fun in college, drink, get laid, and definately study abroad if you can.

  152. Oh the irony by dlb · · Score: 1

    Johnny Frat Boy can probably figure out how to use the spell checker.

    I'd take an intern who's willing to learn our way of doing things over some arrogant "hardcore" CS major with poor writing, verbal and people skills.

    No joke! I don't care what your GPA is. If you dress like a slob, can't convey an idea without without stuttering, and your written work looks like an IRC channel, i'll dump you for "johnny frat boy" in a second.

    Welcome to the corporate world.

  153. Not at McDonalds but... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Someone's got to write the systems that run the place. You don't think that magic elves brought them in during the night, do you?

    You're right - that would be Keebler.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  154. Well, it depends.... by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    Are you a minority? If you are and you are looking to intern at a fortune 500 then it's no harder to get an internship than it was at the height of the dotcoms, actually, I'll argue it's easier. Internships are great for meeting quotas because the money often comes out of a different pot than regular salaries. Of course, don't expect them to actually get any work done, they'll be too busy going to diversity meetings and having their picture taken to be placed on brochures.

    Sure, this might be exagerating slightly, but quite a good deal of truth is underneath. Mod me down for honesty...

  155. Re:yes - OT by Bangback · · Score: 1

    Actually, most of the nuclear techs I know (I am a submarine officer) had some college experience and more than one were graduates before entering the Navy (one of the biggest dirtbags I ever worked with was an electrician with a BA from Morehouse College -- probably the most prestigious college I ran across). One of Navy nuclear's major recruiting areas is people who drop out of college. Pretty good pay, pretty good benefits, crappy but indoor work if you've got a low-end degree.

    The "cut" through Nuclear Power School, A School, and Prototype is so rigorous (due to the nuclear regulators) that if you didn't at least attempt college you probably won't make the cut. Very few smart guys these days see a six year "break" between high school and college as part of their long-range plan. Though I know one guy who went to Harvard after a full Navy nuke enlistment out of high school so they do exist.

  156. My story (and hopefully some useful advice) by agilen · · Score: 1

    I am going to graduate in a couple of months, and I just went through all of what you are going through now.

    For the summer after freshman year, there aren't too many people who are going to be interested in you -- face it, you still probably have no experience. This is where contacts are really important: find anybody you know well enough to ask if they have any opportunities. I managed to get an internship in the IT department of my dad's company. This paid, but not very much...but it didn't matter, thats all I could get that would give me good work experience.

    So, the next year I finally had something reasonable to put on my resume, so I applied for a few part-time IT jobs on campus. As a little aside, every company that uses computers at all needs IT people, so don't think you can only work for tech companies...I never have. Anyway, back to campus jobs--I got a job as a sophomore writing web applications for the business school at my university.

    Our coop program starts sophomore year, so I applied to all the jobs for that, and had a bunch of interviews. This was in early 2001, possibly the worst part of the crash. When our co-op offers came in, our career services office put up a list of which companies are no longer hiring....all the ones I wanted to get. I got a couple of offers, but none I was really interested in, so I decided to forget co-op and see if I could get an internship.

    As time went on, I couldn't really find an internship that I wanted, but then I started to realize that I already had a job (the web development one) where I had gained the respect and responsibility that you will never get from a summer internship. So I stuck with it, and got lots of experience doing real projects in industry, rather than getting people coffee and shredding paper.

    So, I stuck with that job (and I still have it, and will until I graduate). Fast forward to senior year, and the job hunt for real jobs...ugh. There isn't much this year. However, I had real experience I could talk about...not just standard menial intern work at some huge company. And it paid off: I got a job offer from the first (and only) company that I interviewed with, because I had real projects that I was able to talk about.

    So I guess the moral of the story is...don't worry about it if you don't get a Microsoft internship, or any other big tech company. Get a job where you actually can make a difference and get experience; when you interview, people care about what you did, not who you did it for. There are tons of opportunities in IT if you know how to look for them.

  157. My way .... by piser · · Score: 1

    Finding internships is a total pain in the ass, especially if you are looking in a particular location. The best way I've found is to look-up a bunch of local companies that look interesting (using Google, Yahoo, etc.) and research a bit about them. Then, even if they don't specifically mention an intern program, send them a company-tailored cover letter and resume via e-mail. Don't send it to the HR people though because they'll just file your resume away somewhere and you will never get a response. Instead, see if you can figure out the names and e-mail addresses of some of the top people at the company, like the CEO and a couple VPs. Pick the person you think gives you the best shot at a job and send the resume and cover letter to them. If you make a good impression, that CEO or whoever will forward it down to someone below them. At that point you look really good since you just got recommended by some big-shot at the company. Even if your resume ends up on the desk of an HR person, they will consider you much more seriously.

  158. Re:yes - OT-We own you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Well, there is always the unlikely situation that you happen to have an ailment that has no major impact on your life and yet is considered severe enough to keep oneself out of military action. Speaking from experience? No! I wouldn't! Never!



    It's not that there's no honor in going to war for your coun...::president's family's investments :: It's just that I'd rather not be the one to die. You see it's not falling off of the cliff that scares me. I would find the ride exhilarating, but that sudden stop at the end would be...quite bothersome.

  159. Whoopdeedoo Sparky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually everyone I know...they're all in CS

    Dear lord, you might want to try getting out of the CS building sometime.

  160. Seriously though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At Cal State Chico you might learn a new skill or two that most CS students don't have...

    HOW TO PARTY AND SOCIALIZE!

    *Chico is probably the biggest party school in CA.

  161. !!!!!HELP!!!!! by wholecake · · Score: 0

    Actually, I want to say HELP! Help me now PLEASE! I really need a job and I need it quick! Let me explain: My wife and I bought a house while I was employed and we were doing great. Then those damn terrorists caused our economic resession to speed causing my employer to downsize the WHOLE company. We had to sell our house so It didn't get forclosed upon. We now live with the inlaws (her side) and life has been pure hell. Let me elaborate a little. My mother inlaw is one of those really strict Germans. She MAKES (yes I said MAKES) us eat German food everyday. If you've seen the show "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" you'll understand a little here. My wife is also a vegitarian only because she had to live with this person most of her life. Imagine eating bratwurst everyday! No seriously! She never gives in. Then imagine a person that believes wasting food is a SIN, next to adultry! Im not joking! So dinner time is like this: Mother Inlaw: So what would you like for dinner! Us: umm, how about some mac-n-cheese! Mother Inlaw: Ok, I make bratwurst pasta. Us: umm, we would prefer just Mac-n-cheese! Mother Inlaw: Ok, I make bratwurst pasta anyway (approx: 3 boxes....... enough for the neighborhood) (Mother inlaw's intentions: I'll just make you feel guilty for not eating any of my food, I'll also become really offended and harrass you for the rest of the night!) Us: (sinking low in our seat) No thanks! Here's where the comments come: Mother Inlaw: you know bratwurst is a German food and it's high in iron etc.... (she's know to spout off the 4 food group table at least once a day) It's a never ending battle here. Now just when we thought we had developed a routine, the most unexpected thing happens. My wifes brother that lived in WA, unexpectedly shows up with all his stuff jammed into his 2door car. He says hes over $20K in credit card debt and that he can't make it on his own any longer. His car was absolutely full of vinyl LP punk bands that he bought in WA on his credit card. One thing about my bro-inlaw is that his biggest asperation in life is to be in a punk rock band (the reason he moved to WA in the first place). So now we have 4 unemployed people living in this house and everybody is in everyone else's business. Ahrrr! The comments never seem to stop from my mother inlaw about how to raise our son, the food we eat or don't... blah blah blah... but now we can't even get any sleep cuz my brother inlaw doesn't posess a single ounce of consideration and plays his punk rock music until 12:00am, he's a nice guy but he needs to get a life or a good asskickin'! He's now taken over the only room in the house that has a TV. He's one of those guys that's into playing his music really loud (room is ajacent to our bedroom) while the lights are off, he jumps up and down in his birthday suite while playing the guitar and singing. He's never had voice lessons or even one day of guitar lessons, BTW he's 32. Sometimes I tell my wife that the line has been crossed, but we have no where to turn. I've only applied for 687 jobs here in UT and I still have hope that one day I'll get a call that turns into something good, but I await the day with hope! I guess things could be worse, but right now they seem pretty bad. I'll take an internship at the sewer treatment plant if there are any openings! Thanks for listening to me rant!

    1. Re:!!!!!HELP!!!!! by Monkey · · Score: 1

      You should submit this to mymiserablelife.com

  162. I've had 2 internships and i'm nothing special by SosNPK · · Score: 1

    I've had 2 internships and I'm nothing special. I don't have the highest grades in my classes, I don't understand every language perfectly, but i am involved at my school, been on the executive board of 3 different organizations, member of a fraternity, know all the professors in my college on a first name basis, and certainly know how to have fun. I love technology, I loving playing with all the new technologies and I love talking to people.

    My suggestions for an internship search are:

    Join your student CS, MIS, IS, or business organizations, go to their meetings, help them to recruit companies that you want to work for to visit your school, suggest to your school to have an internship fair, thats where I got my past 2 internships from.

    Find out what colleges companies you are interested in working for visit and if it's not yours, take a road trip, the recruiters will be blown away that you traveled there to see them

    When speaking with a recruiter don't ask the same old boring questions, find out what their interested in, what kind of crazy pranks they pulled in college, show them you're alot more than a person that can type some code

    I think the company (Progressive Insurance) i worked for is still looking for CS interns for web development. They paid extremely well, got us excellant condos with maids, pool, garages, and everything for the summer, took us out, had parties at work and showed us why it was such a cool company to work for.

    Also it seems like there alot more internships out there this year than last year, maybe people are looking for cheap labor. but hell, you get experience, get to try out a company that you might want to work with, and maybe end up getting a full time job there.

    While the job market isn't as good as it was when we first entered college (people getting multiple offers) from my job searches I still see that there's plenty of positions out there and I'm trying to be picky. I just got a web development internship for spring quarter (yep i'm on quarters not semesters) so i could hang out at school a little bit longer. I might not even end up doing this computer thing anyway, I want to own my own food business but might do the computer thing to save up some money. Wish me luck.

    Have fun in college, drink, get laid, and definately study abroad if you can.

  163. Data suggests people will pay for internships by fruscica · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Internships have tremendous value:
    • 85% of employers surveyed in July 2001 prefer "a job candidate with great reviews from his/her internship supervisor, but who had only mediocre grades, to a candidate with outstanding grades but no experience." (source: Information Week)

    • "Having an internship or co-op on your resume will earn an 8.9% larger starting salary over a new hire with no experience." (source: www.jobweb.com)

    • "College graduates with less than one year of [internship] experience will have approximately three times as many jobs to choose from than college graduates without experience. College graduates with more than one year of work experience will have fifteen times more opportunities." (source: CareerBuilder Job Market Report)
    So it is reasonable to expect the emergence of for-profit internship providers.

    (As it happens, not long ago my business plan for such a provider was circulated internally at Microsoft. I subsequently received the following e-mail from Randy Hinrichs, Manager of Microsoft Research's Learning Sciences and Technology Group:

    "Frank, you are a good man. Have you thought about joining this team? Your only alternative, of course, is venture capital. But their usual models require getting rid of the 'originator' within the first eighteen months. With Netscape it took a little longer, but you get the idea."
    You can see an updated, open source-friendly version of the plan here.)

    In the future, then, there will will be paying internships -- it's just that the interns will do the paying.

    On the upside, the benefits of a really well-run, well-documented internship will outweigh the expense.

    Enjoy,

    Frank Ruscica
    Founder
    The Opportunity Services Group :: Have Fun to Get Ready
    www.opportunityservices.com

    1. Re:Data suggests people will pay for internships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future, then, there will will be paying internships -- it's just that the interns will do the paying.

      On the upside, the benefits of a really well-run, well-documented internship will outweigh the expense.


      Because college students' debt isn't big enough...

  164. Why not intern abroad ? by MaaaD · · Score: 1

    Yes, an internship paid and abroad. you get the expereince of going abroad as well as technical expereince. In a major like CS the type of work will be the same wherever you go in the globe.
    I am a member of IAESTE (International Association for the Exchange of Students for Technical Expereince) http://www.iaesteunitedstates.org

    and its a great opportunity for students to intern abroad.

  165. DoD labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I currently work at a DoD research lab (NAVSEA) and I know that we offer pretty nice internships and co-ops. Each semester you come back, your pay increases. You also accrue vacation hours and comp time like real employees. It's very nice. You may also want to look into the PET Intern program at ARL with the DoD. They pay for your housing and travel during their internships.
    Cheers.

  166. IBM Extreme Blue, Goldman Sachs are two by Shafe · · Score: 1

    Both pay around $20K gross for a summer. Kicks Microsoft's a$$.

    Shafe

  167. stuttering by IndependentVik · · Score: 1

    can't convey an idea without without stuttering

    Speaking of irony, how's about making fun of stuttering while performing the written equivalent? :)

    But seriously, I'm a stutterer and I've had to work long and hard to become an effective communicator. I'll admit, there are stupid stutterers, but there are also some brilliant ones. Newton stutterered. Jefferson stuttered.

    You probably know at least one stutterer that's in the closet; a lot of us, through practice, have assumed fairly good control of our speech and only have the occasional disfluency. Still, when someone takes a random poke at stuttering, implying that the act in itself makes you incompetent, it stings.

    This isn't a flame, and I know you didn't mean to insult anyone, but I hope you keep what I've said in mind.

    --
    I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
    1. Re:stuttering by dlb · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'll be cheesy and use the tag next time.

  168. Re:looks like a score... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you fail it, cuntlicker

  169. Internships are out there by DontBeStupid · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular belief there are internships still out there. In the past two years I have interned at Compaq, Verizon, and Intel. In addition, I have been offered internships at GE and Raytheon. Now, the key is, is to be willing to travel, most of the companies I listed were glad to help setting up housing and/or help paying for it. So, don't give up, you just have to look harder. It also helps to be able to do an intership for more than just the summer. At Intel it is much easier to get an internship if you are available for 6 - 7 months.

    --
    If it ain't broke, it obviously doesn't have enough features!
  170. Construction job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pray tell, what kind of construction job lets you "generally relax" ?

    Have you worked in a construction job before?

    I worked construction two summers ago because I couldn't find a summer job and I can tell you that it was the hardest thing I have ever done. Yes, I didn't work an easy job (steel construction) but I never saw anyone sitting around and relaxing, no matter what their job was.

    If you are working construction, best wishes. I did it for the same reasons you mentioned, and especially for the pay. I didn't do it because it was an easy summer.

    Tony
    morpheus@mtxclan.org

    1. Re:Construction job? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      I worked construction last summer, and yes I would say it is generally relaxed. However, when I say relaxed I don't mean sitting on your ass all day long. Just relaxed in the sense of not being overly stressful. I'm sure many people here know the being an engineering student can get pretty damn stressful at times. Working construction is a huge, welcome change of pace.

      I worked for a company that mainly did work in the mountains. After going to school in Los Angeles, getting away to the mountains rocks. It's just you and a bunch of trees up there. My company did general contracting (mostly remodels and decks when I was there), so my relatively unskilled job entailed a lot of lumber hauling and nail pounding.

      I'll never forget the day my buddy and I finished sheeting a roof. We worked all morning long, just being able to shoot the shit and get our job done. When we were done, we could sit up there and enjoy a killer view and eat our lunch. Sure, our arms were sore as hell from nailing so much, but if I wasn't relaxed then, I don't think I'll ever be.

  171. some by ahonneck · · Score: 1

    I'm getting 15 per hour to write asp, and ther will be a performance rewiew at six moths to see if my internship becomes a real job
    The trick is to be willing to work for free and not be picky about what you are doing

  172. Ride the next wave with a masters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crowd surfing the feral hordes gathered around dumpsters of the future?

  173. i am working at CU by wastedbrains · · Score: 1

    I am a CS major at University of colorado and i work in the L3D labs as a research assistant i have been programming on a couple different projects now there. Using all sorts of different languages and they are searching for both grad students and undergrads to work with them in paid positions. Also i worked at CU for spacegrant a aerospace undergrad project that has students from many different schools colaborate and put actual satellites in orbit. I was writting ground control software there. Both were paid and great learning experiences.

    --
    Dan Mayer: my blog, essays, art, etc
  174. The Dot in .confusion by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

    Try getting an internship at Sun. The first 3 months I was interning there, they were paying me full-time salary, even though I was only working part-time. I had to bring it up to my manager quite a few times before the situation was "resolved". Of course, the resolution involved getting paychecks for $0 for 3 months, but for a brief while I was the richest intern on campus...

    --

    "In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser." -Weird Al
  175. It's not what you know... by prozac79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's who you know. I can't stress enough the importance of job fairs. Sure, most of the time you'll get the people who just take your resume and file it away, never to see the light of day again. However, I think you stand a much better chance of landing an internship when you meet with recruiters face-to-face as opposed to just being reduced to a GPA on a resume. Also, if you go to a school that has engineering societies... join them! I got internships and a job right out of college through my connections with an engineering society (SHPE if anyone is curious). I was a corporate liaison and often company reps would ask me for the resumes of the society members in a certain major. If you're one of those resumes, then you'll be 1 of 20 as opposed to 1 of 1000+ applicants which gives you much better odds of being noticed. I know you might feel dirty doing the whole networking, business card, laughing at all the stupid jokes scene, but it's how you get a spot at the corporate poker table. Skill may get you the job, but connections get you the interview.

    --
    "Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot" -Prof. Farnsworth (Futurama)
  176. Re:yes - OT by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I kept on getting letters from the US Navy, asking me to apply for jobs as a reactor tech on nuclear subs....Scary thing is, I was an econ/poli sci major.

    Well, the Bush economics and political strategy is based on the military and nukes. Sounds like a perfect match to me :-P

  177. computer SCIENCE & code monkeys by cyphereal · · Score: 1

    I'd like to respond to all those commenting about CS and making money off programming. I'd say that the reason why you do CS is that you want to learn about the *science* of it, otherwise you would have attended a "become a coder in 21 days" diploma. There are many many code monkeys out there, and many of them I studied with. Remember that scarcity due to high demand means that any half-assed programmer could land a job. Now that demand outstrips supply, and, more importantly, technology advances and makes your skills obsolete, you need to show depth of understanding i.e. the science. Any skill closely affiliated to a specialized market will be highly rewarded while is it rare. As computing becomes ubiquitious and your skill is common (lots of "IT" gimps about), it is of little surprise that cursory knowledge of the field is treated as commonplace. There are at least two solutions: increase your depth of understanding (again, a better understanding of the *science*) or combine abilities from another discipline to market a niche skillset. There is also an art of programming (as a previous discussion on slashdot has highlighted) which is were you make extensive use of experience. This is what leads to the requirement of coding experience in many jobs. This is not really something that you can expect to get a lot of based on your college courses. Also don't expect your rudimentary courses to convey any extensive skillset - that's where your own endeavors come in. I know many graduates that are hopeless programmers. You need to distinguish yourself with knowledge which you can bring accross in your interview (when you manage to network your way into one). Also: very important is to show that you are a reasonably rounded person. Just being a smart geek is ofen not enough. Lastly, create an environment where software design skills are valued. This means that the expectation that software should be cheap/free will hasten the downfall of the coders' marketplace.

  178. Library Science! by CPgrower · · Score: 1


    Given this sluggist economy, I suggest pursuing a Masters degree in Library Science. I think it compliments a Bachelors in Computer Science well.

    rob

  179. Check out Los Alamos National Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    goto http://www.lanl.gov click on the jobs tab, then select from kinds of jobs. there is also links for internships, grads, undergrads, and posdocs. the pay and benefits are great and you get to hop cattle and shoot wired reporters if you want to also. I know of at least one linux sys admin / protein structure modeling job available. leave a reply below with contact info if you are interested.

  180. Follow up question... by arhines · · Score: 1

    In response, I was actually wondering if anybody knows of good information centers for internship programs in general? Yes I read slashdot, yes I run linux on 2/3 boxes, but alas no, I am not a programmer nor am I a CS major. The web is such a great resource for everything that it surprises me there is so little on it with regard to internship programs. Google has failed me here.

  181. Not personally, but ... by JMZorko · · Score: 1
    ... a very big thing that you need to do is believe in yourself. I kid thee not, this is one of the most important skills (and it _is_ a skill I think, so many aspects of modern society seem to encourage the opposite) you can develop.

    I'm not saying practice vanity, or proclaim yourself some sort of hotshot gods-gift-to-swdev, or adopt a glib or cavalier attitude. I'm saying be confident about yourself and your abilities. If you don't know something, don't doubt that you can learn it, and if you do know something, don't doubt that you can learn more about it and / or use that knowledge to learn something else. If someone doesn't believe in you, jettison that person from your circle and replace them with someone who does. The old adage about not giving others the power to cut you down definitely applies.

    People who believe in themselves and their capacities are successful (however you define it) far more than not. Take this to heart, please.

    Regards,

    John

    --
    Falling You - beautiful
  182. Perhaps, we should be more concerned with... by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

    How hard it is to be a male intern in the post-Clinton era?

  183. Sun by endquotedotcom · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine interned for a summer at Sun, working on the Solaris kernel team. It sounded like he had a good time, got paid decently, and they even arranged his accomodations. He's got a more-or-less offer from them for when he graduates, too.

    Although I imagine you have to be fairly hot shit to get an offer like that. I think they only had a few interns.

  184. Re:Try networking-Home schooling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I have degree and cert so and so, and not all of it came from a book. I'm a hands-on person, and in addition to the set-up at school. I also had a home set-up as complete as economics could make it.

    Study concept this and that at school. Come home and work it through and through, until I felt either comfortable with it, or I went back to school with an armfull of questions.

    With OSS and inexpensive hardware, one can do so much more than stare at a book.

    Now I should point out that I approached CS from the nuts and bolts field, so my requirements started with breadboards and oscilloscopes, and moved in from there. I also know mechanical engineering as well.

    But then the technical fields have never been a cheap field to get into. Lasers, CNC machines, hydraulics, etc, but hey that's what schools are for.

  185. Yes, Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As was already noted, there's always Microsoft. And since I got the callback for the internship I don't need to worry about this anymore :)

  186. Public Education by Neolithic · · Score: 1

    For the love of God, please become a public education teacher. Sure, they pay for shit and you could run into a string of nightmare children. But being the nerdy type I suspect there was a teacher or two that helped you and fostered your intellect as opposed to temporary looks and/or temporary physicality. Repay those valuable teachers by helping the next generations of budding nerds.

    And with the low budgets there will be consolidations of positions. I imagine you could start or improve computer classes or be the first competent IT member they've ever had.

    I've also heard that, because of the lack of science related teachers, you can get significant bonuses and benefits from various government levels for your contribution.

    1. Re:Public Education by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      This is a great post, please mod up.

      To be honest, I've looked at doing some sort of community-oriented teaching in IT (get people interested in it, show them how stuff works, whatnot.) Unfortunately, there isn't that much around here that would let me do this kind of thing evenings (I work as an IT consultant so I don't have time during the day.)

      Sort of a 'geek corps' for non-third world cities would be a nice idea, and I'm sure quite a few people in IT (seeing as how we're all in it just for love of the subject matter, not the money :) would be a great opportunity to pass on some clue.

      --
      Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
  187. just dont work for a UNI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just dont work for WTAMU. They will probably bleed you to death and then kick you to the curb...

    especially the so called IT dept...

  188. If you are CS, and still in school..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take some more math classes. At leaast up through Differential Equations and linear algebra (PDEs is good). If you have the interest, take some science or engineering courses that stress theory of "something," where implementation or experimentation would involve some element of CS (Computational fluid dynamics, heat transfer, dynamics, ...). There are a LOT of scientific computing jobs available (including interships), but preference is given to engineering/physics/math students who have even a little CS experience--I'm assuming because CS students lack the theoretical/experimental background in physical sciences. Note that there are engineering (ae/ee/me) positions that a CS student with a nice "well rounded" background could easily pick up. Don't get all put off if the job description you like calls for an ME or EE. If the described duties are even remotely compatible with your background, apply.

  189. Consulting and small towns by bnet41 · · Score: 1

    One thing that I have done to make some money if taking small consulting jobs in small cities. By small I mean 50,000 to 100,000 people for the whole county its in. I usally find business in these areas have trouble finding good IT solutions, and are sick of bringing in big consulting companies from large cities who charge a fortune. They don't pay a ton, but the nice thing about small cities and towns is that word gets around really quick, and you can have your fair share of jobs quickly if your rates are fair, and you do a good job. Just one thing to remember, since this is /. is to not force things on them they aren't familiar with. So, stick with windows unless Linux is truly a better option. Hard to explain here, but if you go through it once you'll understand. Learn outdated stuff, for example, there is this major corporation where I live that is dying for people who know how to run these one types of jobs on a mainframe. They pay well too. The problem is they can't find anyone to do the job. You can always try 3rd shift as well, thats usally a good way to get in the door. The posters here have left plenty of good ideas, and I think it really depends on so many factors these days to find a job.

  190. Re:yes - OT-We own you Until You Are 26. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more stipulation - it's not just American males over 18. It's American males between 18-25. Once you turn 26, you are no longer draftable.

  191. My Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't say the company I work for is helping. We've gone from as many as 3 interns to none. That said, sales probably took a bigger beating that either development or support. We're a small company and have become smaller. I hope that next year we'll have an intern again..

  192. Oh you actually received several 'ding' letters? by Hari_Seldon · · Score: 1


    Wow cool, I'm impressed. Nowadays, I don't even get that. As soon as I walk up to a corporate booth (whether it be their day on campus or the campus jobfair), all I get is, "we won't be looking at these, but if you submit your resume online..."
    </SARCASM>

  193. Running local joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the idea of a class in underwater basket-weaving is a running joke in the engineering department here at CSUC.. The general opinion of the general ed. requirements is very low, and this is the strawman put up to burn in effigy, so to speak; the worse case scenario in useless classes.

    1. Re:Running local joke by Maniakes · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Here at Cal Poly, we also use the term "underwater basket-weaving", but for a slightly different meaning. Here, it refers to a class that doesn't count towards graduation that is taken to pad one's schedule to 12 units (the minimum to keep financial aid).

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      A legparnasom tele van angolnaval.
  194. Internships by Smack1982 · · Score: 1

    The University of Alberta has an excellent internship program, with over 90% placement. You can see a list of placements for this year here. The companies offering internships to U of A students include IBM, RedHat, Electronic Arts, various municipal/provincial/federal government organizations, as well as a ton of smaller companies. I will be starting my internship this May with Statistics Canada. It is a 16 month placement, so all the credit is earned at one position. This is in contrast to the more traditional multiple 4-8 month placements seen mostly in engineering. The 16 month term allows a student to really get involved in the project. Overall, I think the U of A has an excellent program set up that will leave the graduates who choose to take part in the program ahead of the field in terms of experience.

  195. Get off your butts and get your resume out there. by Saturn49 · · Score: 1

    Get off your lazy butts, stop reading and posting on slashdot and get your resume out there. I got offered 2 CS internships for this summer, both at a very handsome wage. One was at a previous employer, the other was a result of putting my resume into the hands of an HR person at a career fair at my university. I also had an interview for a third position, but it had to be cancelled when the previous one wanted to offer me a position.

    The positions are out there, but you're grades had better be good, and you'd better interview well.

  196. I had a great time at Philips Research by jrest · · Score: 1

    Philips, Philips Student Site
    I got paid roughly 600EURO a month in 2001. Had a great time at Philips NatLab, soon to be the High Tech Campus. I am dutch, but I know they accept foreign students too.

    Disclaimer: I don't work there anymore.

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    (Score:5, Not Funny)
  197. No Money in IT by dzex · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There is no money in IT, you either do it for love or do not do it at all. When you realize this fact you will feel much better and feel eazier with your self.

  198. A brain, a book, and a month by riclewis · · Score: 1
    I've been lucky to be able to have (paid) internships with Compaq, IBM, and (soon) Microsoft. I guess if there's any insight I can offer, its this: Anyone can be a programmer. The old phrase around my office was, "a brain, a book and a month." Programming is often viewed (and I'd say rightly so) as grunt work.

    As you're studying for your CS degree, look to learn things that will differentiate you as a Computer Scientist. Immerse yourself in project development, operating systems, networking, database, algorithmics, compiler theory, etc... Whatever strikes your fancy.

    To survive in the market, you need knowledge and thinking skills that hacks can't pick up from some quicky book. Learn to creatively use all that math they make you go through. Present thorough, concrete, proofed solutions to your employer someday. Don't just be a programmer, be a Computer Scientist.

  199. i got my internship when i was 16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sure, it was handed to me on a silver platter when i was a kid, but i ran with it. eventually i dropped out of college to pursue leads i generated while at my first job.

    staying in school "just to graduate" is not as valuable as the schools would have you believe. it's not THEIR ass out there trying to get a job.

    i'll take experience and a track record over a degree any day.

  200. Im getting paid 30/hr this summer by lawryk · · Score: 1

    application infrastructure, all q an a, easy

    ill meet you somewhere to tell you where

  201. Australian IT Internships(NSW) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm doing Software Engineering and had great trouble getting an internship (its actually a requirement of my degree). I ended up getting one in the defense industry (yay for wars!) where I sit in a windowless lockdown room 9-5 working in ada.

    Summary: It's awfully difficult at the moment. But for some reason the university assures us that its going to get better soon.....

  202. Yes, they do exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like a lot of people have problems finding CS related jobs. However, simply because you can't find them doesn't mean the market is dead. Perhaps it depends on what skills you have, how your marketing them and where you got your degree from. I think it's time to sit down and problem-solve ( you are in CS no? ) and fix it. I assure you many people are not having as hard a time as the hype makes it out to be.

  203. Go to Law School by lawryk · · Score: 1

    This goes along the same lines as previous posts in regards to furthering your education, but law school is a great option for many cs grads. If your GPA and LSAT scores are halfway decent many law schools love to see a CS major's application in the midst of all the PolySci and English majors. By reading slashdot alone it is easy to see how many legal issues come up in hi-tech and IT people are always happier to work with someone with a hi-tech background. You can also make loads of money!

  204. Resumes destined for the round file. by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1
    I agree completely. I also review the stacks of resumes for my manager to filter them down to the best candidates, and anything with obvious spelling or grammatical errors goes right in the trash.

    If you have to work hard to spell without errors, then you lack the knack to program without errors. Both require good memory, concentration, and attention to detail, and should leave one with plenty of neurons left over to commit to higher-level issues like design.

  205. Banking by gagravarr · · Score: 1

    Try getting an internship with the IT team of a bank. Investment or Merchant banks are best, but any will do.

    I worked for an investment bank last summer, and had an excellent time. Lots of interesting and challenging computing problems, good pay as an intern, plenty of other stuff going on etc. Lots of my friends from the year below are off to banks this summer.

    While there are less interns in banking because of the downturn, there are still a fair number, as banks view them as a 10 week long interview.

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  206. Intern in industry by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1
    Rather than concentrate on programming, try to get a job working in an industry that could benefit from automation. Learn how the business works, and then apply your CS skills to making it more efficient.

    Many industries put up with vertical applications written by non-programmers that clearly show their house-of-cards design. Learn an industry as a regular non-CS operator, and then return with your combined CS and insider knowledge to revolutionize the way a business does its business.

    As you go about your regular non-CS duties, you'll almost certainly see loads of opportunities for automation. This might be in manufacturing (eg. robotics) or in back-office work (eg. ERP). Just be careful not to show off your programming skills too early, or you may get pigeon-holed before you get the opportunity to see the whole picture and pick your targets.

  207. Another possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    for the reason you haven't gotten any internships yet - you're just not that smart. I mean, you're posting a "help me find a job" message to Slashdot, where the unemployed go to moan and complain about how tough the IT market is.

    Does your resume have anything useful on it?

  208. In my experience. by gers0667 · · Score: 1

    I go to a school that requires an internship (or CO-OP) with another company. If you have that kind of option, that would be your sure fire bet.

  209. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any places left offering good paid internships?

    Yes. Microsoft. Didn't you read the article.

  210. Don't limit yourself to summer work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you're stuck in the traditional mode of going to school fall and spring, then working summer, you're facing a lot of competition.

    I work in a small group in a US govt research lab. We hire, in the summer, about as many interns as we have full time people--but that's still a small percentage of the applications sent to us. We usually get grad students doing work that almost exactly matches what we're doing.

    However, we also try to hire people outside of the summer. We get few applications and tend to hire undergrads who, while they have good grades and so on, have almost no work experience, especially not in what we do. Why? That's all we get for applications.

    My point is, if you're willing to accept mediocre pay ($9-$12 an hour) and the hassle of working outside of summer, there are lots of opportunities here and probably elsewhere. Many schools that don't have "traditional" CO-OP programs will still sign the right papers to allow you to participate in the govt coop program.

    We get cheap labor, you get to stick a prestigious research lab on your resume. It's win-win. :)

  211. internships vs job by dmnic · · Score: 1

    ok, correct me if Im wrong, but an internship is a NON-PAYING job(you know, like an apprenticeship)...at least it was non-paying when I was in school 15 years ago.

    when did an internship start paying?

  212. Look up "H-1B" by esanbock · · Score: 1

    ... and find out why there aren't any jobs left.

  213. Pays the bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for State Farm Insurance and I got my start here through their internship program. Although we're not hiring many full time people here right now due to industry slowdowns, an internship is a great way to get your foot in the door with a very stable company. Not exciting, but it pays the bills. :)

  214. University jobs and teaching by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    For summer jobs for current students: Try getting a job somewhere at your school. Or try doing something Completely Different and get a job in another field, such as possibly banking. (Even if it might be a junk job like "bank teller", that combined with a CS degree might help you get an IT job in the finance industry upon graduation.)

    For those that are out: If you have a decent math or science background, many high schools are DESPERATE for math and science teachers. I know of at least a few friends who were told, "No teaching certificate required as long as you start taking the necessary classes for certification immediately." At this point they will hire people who are SEVERELY underqualified for the job - This happened at my high school. One of our former (and best) physics teachers who had a Ph. D. in statistics left (Statistics is still a hot field apparently, he was making big money consulting for pharmaceutical companies) - His replacement apparently barely knows anything about the subject matter she's teaching.

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  215. Famous last words... by danro · · Score: 1

    The only thing I have to fear is if we go to war, but what, I ask you, are the odds of that happening these days?

    Famous last words...
    No, seriously, you don't have any idea about the chances of that truly are. Things change, and nobody knows what the next few decades have in stock.
    I hope you're right though, and I guess you probably are.

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  216. yes by kylector · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are many companies still out there that want people. Thing is, they want GOOD people. As the posters before me stated, a lot of people got into CS for the "get rich quick" aspect of it. Well, that is gone now--the economy is down and the IT market is saturated with new grads.

    What's gonna get you the job over the other 20 people interviewing? Passion for what you do. Enjoying it, having a desire to be better than the rest, to turn out the best possible product, and not just get a paycheck. Having real skills, having projects that you've done INDEPENDENTLY of school, just for the FUN of it. Something that says you can educate yourself, learn something new, and are very self-motivated and that what you say you know doesn't come solely from an expensive piece of paper, but you have examples and mini-projects you've done yourself. Get involved in an OpenSource project if you can't think of stuff to do on your own. It's just as good, you're showing your desire and your ability to work on a team towards a common goal.

    How do I know this? Well I'm sitting behind the desk of one the largest local consulting firms in Columbus, OH. I've been here over 2 years--I was hired after just 2 months of school. I got in the door through a guy I know here, and the rest was because of the projects that I had done on my own time and could talk about during the interview to prove that I was capable of learning whatever needed to be learned and could motivate myself towards a goal. I've got a friend who is my age (goes to school in Indiana) who had a paid internship out at PeopleSoft in CA last summer. He now has offers for a returning intership at PeopleSoft this summer, and an internship in Chicago at Kraft Foods.

    Prove your worth to the company. Everyone else with a CS degree took the same classes. We all know the same languages, we were all there. But how well do you apply yourself? How much of a passion do you have for it, and a passion to do it right? Do you any kind of experience, professional or personal? Those things will separate you from the crowd.

    Oh, and sometimes more importantly, don't forget about non-technical skills (like written and verbal communication) and a personality...

  217. The Greek System by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you could explain to us, the world, and the Slashdot audience in general the friggin point of the entire Greek fraternity system.

    I mean what sets a Fraternity or Sorority apart from a regular college/university Club or Organization?

    Keep in mind that I DO watch Sorority Life on MTV so I am basing much of Greek life on that. :-)

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    1. Re:The Greek System by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Quite frankly, the part I enjoy is living with 25-30 of my close friends. This place really feels like home.

      And please, don't base your opinions of Greeks on MTV. They can't even get music right; I can't imagine how we're being misrepresented on there. ;)

  218. Mom and Pop's by Trejus · · Score: 1

    One thing I haven't seen mentioned in this tread is trying to find some mom and pop's that want a web presence, but couldn't afford to do it back in the dotcom days. The problem is that these companies, no matter how badly they need/want a website or e-commerce, never post to monster.com or advertise the position because they are too busy with the day to day aspects of running their businesses. For instance, the customers were clamoring for a website for more than a year before they got anything up and running. And they only did it because they knew me personally and knew that I was a cs major. They just didn't have the time to shift through a pile of resumes and interview potential canidates.

    If you want to gain experience fast, this is probably the best way to do it. You might only be good at programming, but in the end you'll have to learn databases, web design, and how to interact with people. Most places only know that they want to be on the internet. They don't know anything about hosting services and the like. You have to teach them about that stuff. But, that's the fun about working at a tiny shop. You are important, and the people listen to you. You also get to see exactly how a business works on a small scale, and gain a versitile skillset that will help you get jobs elsewhere. Of course, if you work at a mom and pop, they are likely to have customer's or suppliers who also need a webpage.

    Unfortunatly, like i said earlier, these jobs exist mostly as dinner table disscussions. You have to create them. This can be difficult if you don't know people already, but it's not imposible. What you need to do is register yourself as a small business. All trades have trade shows. Even if you don't live in a very urban area, they are still likely to be in a civic center near you. These trade shows are surprisingly well attended and busy. In addition to the buyers and sellers, they often have a third catagory for people like catalogue printers, liquidators, and the like. Which means that you can sign up and meet with some companies face to face and see if they need anybody. Sure it might be a 1 in a 100 chance, but if 300 companies show up, it's 3 possible jobs.

    Granted, it takes people skills and this is probably more for those seeking real work and not an internship, but the moral remains the same. In today's society, every business needs a programmer. Look off the beaten path and you'll have no end of interesting opportunites.

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  219. Re:yes - OT-We own you Until You Are 26. by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

    actually - once its in the year you turn 26, you are no longer draftable. check out the selective service website - they have a pretty well laid out faq

  220. Patent lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a bad idea.

    I arranged an IEEE dinner when I was in college, consisted of eating then asking engineers what to look for once we graduate.

    One engineer said he was a patent lawyer. He took this 4-5 years of electrical engineering, then went 2 years of law. He became a patent lawyer and made 6 figure salaries within a few years. His reasoning was there's a high demand for patent lawyers, people to interpret what these patents mean and if they're viable.

    Graduating with a highly technical degree shows you offer a different style of thinking. Having a law degree on top shows that you still offer that different style of thinking in a field where everyone thinks the same.

  221. Co-Op not internship by SkyZero · · Score: 1

    If you are looking to start off your experience try going to a CO-Op school rather than doing an internship. Co-Op Programs like Drexel's, and Stevens Tech usually have partnerships with many employers in the area that would love to hire smart kids for less. Make sure you compete well in the interview and employment decision phase however or you may be calling the school a No-Op School.

  222. Re:yes - OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when I was in college, I used to fill out false addresses on military applications for fun. I wonder what happened with those?

  223. for all you who claim no jobs exist by jjshoe · · Score: 1
    if you have any sort of programming skills, and an as, or a bachelors hit Mayo.edu and check out the job listings, in rochester programmers are in HIGH demand. there is also internships available.


    rochester realy isnt the happening place for younger folks but if you realy need a job bad this is a great place to start, it will look good on a resume... and rochester has been ranked the #1 city to live in a couple times in recent years

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  224. Funded internships at Smith College by srl · · Score: 1

    If you're a Smith College student, you can get support-level funding for an unpaid internship through their Praxis: the liberal arts at work program. Every student can get at least one Praxis grant during her undergrad career, to fund that cool internship that doesn't pay anything but is a great experience.

    (Smith's a women's college, and home of the first engineering undergrad program at a US women's college. If you're in high school, do consider applying. Women's college graduates get PhDs in the sciences at a much higher rate than do women who attend coed undergrad programs.)

  225. Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You'll be hard-pressed to find Microsoft citing a potential OSS threat to their desktop environment, for example. And it's been the "year of Linux on the desktop" according to various OSS luminaries for how many years now? Perhaps four."

    I don't know what you're talking about. If you haven't noticed, Micro$oft now publicly acknowledges Linux as its greatest threat, and is going to great lengths to connive politicians into enacting unscrupulous laws in favour of software patents and against Free Software (using national security as some sort of "justification").

    Also, I don't know about you, but, personally, I use Debian 99% of the time, and so do most of my colleagues, though I admit I am in CS and have used Unix for about 8 years.

    Micro$oft knows that it is only a matter of time before Free Software commoditizes their products. As Ghandi said, "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." We are now in the fighting part, but we have to watch out and fight back wherever Micro$oft tries to bribe their way into law.

  226. Sandia National Labs by brkello · · Score: 1

    I work for SNL (the lab, not the tired old comedy show). Sandia is hiring right now and looking for talanted people in many technical backgrounds. Go to www.sandia.gov and go to the employment tab. The pull down menu has student programs so click on that. It may be too late for a summer internship but there are still year round internships. They pay pretty well. Not as much as some jobs, but the cost of living out here is half, so really, you are getting more. Good luck out there.

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  227. Re:Contiune your eduation.... by ianjk · · Score: 1

    Certs might help, plus they are pretty easy to get. pick up a CCNA book. should be able to pass the test in a week if you are out of work and can devote a straight week to study. Also some of the (don't hate me) microsoft certs aren't too bad if you are willing to put the time into it. I picked up my A+ (why not?), CCNA, MCP,& MCDBA in about 3 months. I ended up landing an internship that paid quite well, and am still there today. I know I wouldn't have got it w/o the certs.

  228. Necessary caveat by The+Kow · · Score: 1

    Anybody who's "been in the field" for more than a few years need not answer unless you're a hiring manager or have some clue just how difficult it is to get a job in this market, fresh out of college (of fooc'd, as I like to call it). If you're "that guy/girl" who thinks you know how easy it is: It's very possibly not as easy as you think, because its nothing like it was 2001. I know hiring managers that open up a single position and get over a thousand responses in less than 2 weeks. This from the industry that used to scramble just to be sure they'd hired enough to accomodate their future growth plans.

    Please spare me, and anyone else interested in this question, the condescending 'elbow grease and hard work' story. Truth of the matter is, if you tried to get a job in the software industry from, say, 1995 to 2000, and haven't tried to get into the industry with no experience listed on your resume, you have NO IDEA what 'elbow grease and hard work' entails anymore. Your pov is obsolete.

    Sorry to be so aggressive, but I'm getting sick of the speeches and lines I've been fed by a bunch of people who simply have no clue.

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  229. Nonsense by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    If I get a good cover letter, I read it. However, we're rarely hiring. We're really small, and I don't have time to read dozens of unsolicited resumes. However, when someone whose opinion I trust recommends that I interview someone, I take the time out to do so. If there is a fit, I consider them.

    I don't do anyone favors. However, if someone that I trust recommends them, I take a look. It's a screening process.

    That's the way the world works. When someone I know recommends you, they put their credibility on the line. When someone emails me a resume, it means nothing.

    Alex

  230. Whadayaknow! by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    The qualities Microsoft looks for in its interns include raw talent, passion for technology, potential and flexibility.

    The same things I look for in a girlfriend!

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  231. nuclear dropout story by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    One of the fun things about enlisted nuclear power is that during your schooling you have to maintain a high enough average to keep going through the nuclear program. So during 'A' school and nuke school, you have to do well. But it isn't until you get to the prototype part that you finally get a clue as to what you'll be doing in the fleet, and by then it's essentially too late to flunk out without it being obvious what you're doing.

    When we got to prototype, one of my roommates finally figured out that living in the engineroom wasn't his idea of a good time (and he's a reactor operator). So he went over the hill for 29 days: long enough to demonstrate unreliability, but not so long that he'd really get slapped. So he loses a stripe, and he's kicked out of the program.

    But as luck would have it, when he gets to his ship, they reinstate his stripe (he told them the truth: he wanted out of nuclear power), and he gets to go to a great 'C' school. Go figure.

    Topside Electronics Tech: best way to go in the enlisted Navy.

    Wanna see some nuke ships get theirs? Check out Puget Sound Naval Shipyard (go about halfway down -- long load due to pics).

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  232. Re:yes - OT-We own you. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    400 a weekend??? I barely crack 200 on a MUTA-5 as an E-4 over 6 years

  233. In the SF bay area by VWswing · · Score: 1

    The best place to post is craigslist.org, but there are really slim pickings.. As a consultant, I do pretty well, but I've got friends who are in college looking for CS internships, and friends who are looking for entry-level positions, and they're mostly working as waiters (making horrible tips).. The bay area is dead right now.. It'll be better, after it gets worse and more dead weight leaves..

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  234. Internship in Oregon (perfect summer location) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    INTERN NEEDED
    My company (Streamzap) is looking for summer interns. We're located in Hood River, OR (a.k.a. "The Gorge": the outdoor sports capital of the world). The location doesn't get any better if you are a windsurfer or snowboarder.

    We're looking for programmers (C++,PHP,Windows programming experience is good). We're a small but growing startup. Flex-time and a beautiful place to live over the summer are part of the package.

    We like Slashdotters--Hey, you can even buy our product on ThinkGeek.com Send resumes to hr@streamzap.com

    Look forward to hearing from you!

  235. You all should be so lucky... by DJ+TG · · Score: 1

    I'm an IST major (think CS with less math and more web focus) at a major university, but I want to apply my skills to a different area altogether: radio.

    I've kind of molded my education around radio, and I've taken several jobs with broadcasting companies local to my university, doing weekend air shifts and studio rebuilds and production and much more. Despite having what more than one major market GM called a "killer rèsumè," I cannot find a paid internship in the radio industry. Anywhere.

    Now, if I want to go to the largest Clear Channel cluster in NYC, sure, they'd love to have me. They just won't supply me with anything to facilitate me working for them for free for 4 months, while I'm about 400 miles from home.

    Be glad you all can find paid internships at all. In all honesty, I'd love to be in your shoes right now.

  236. The lucky sod rises his head.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... and pretends that his luck is a matter of the place where he is (US) and of how talented he is.

    I will not question your limiteless talent, I am sure you invented the Internet or something like that, but I know for certain that very talented people are without work out there.

    Your ascertions would make me laugh if they were not about the very sad and difficult times that people in the industry are facing.

    In which town do you live? I have been working in London, NY, Hamburg, Mexico City and Singapore during the last year and the situation in all is the same: no jobs.How do I know? Because we can't hire anybody anywhere, budgetary constrains accross the board are commonplace, talking to many other people in the industry I know they are in the same situation. Your mythical City were there are always oportunities is right now not in my map, but I'll keep looking to find Shangri-la.

    If you are applying for a job the piles of CVs employers receive are higer, the recruitment agencies are closing and in general you only get a chance if you are extremely experienced, qualified and lucky.

    If you are hiring (which is extremely rare in most companies) you have to choose 1 amongst 100, 2 years ago you would beg people to come and work for you (not because we were griddy dot.com idiots, the market was like that and we had to deal with that).

    You are the 1 amongst those one hundred that got lucky and begins to boast to the other 99 jobless people how they lack drive and why they are not waving their US flag.

    You sir need a bit of humbleness, things are not that easy and you are only oversymplifying, how somebody that has been 13 years in the same company can be advicing others about how to go about getting new jobs in a depleted economy (close to be a recessive one) is absolutely beyond me and is close to be insulting to be perfectly honest (like if jobless people lacked the drive that you surely have in such generous amounts or do not love enough their blessed by God almighty country).

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  237. Internship = Job by rgarvin · · Score: 1

    When I was in college I actively looked for a job that could use my skills. Internships are generally at large beaurocratic companies. I found a job as CS junior building transportation models. It was cool and applied the Econ I was also studying. The key to getting this job was convincing them that that full-time on breaks and part-time in school was going to work out. I had while I went to school anyways to feed myself.

    Good luck.

  238. shades of 1991 by xgeoff · · Score: 1
    In college I took Electrical Engineering as a major because I wanted to be assured of having a decent job when I got out.

    By 1991, when I graduated, there were practically no opportunities for internships (for those still in school) much less entry-level positions.

    And this wasn't just limited to my job, things were bad everywhere. I must have collected a stack of about 200 rejection letters before I went to work at a local photo lab.

    So I guess what I'm saying is that there are a lot of us who can sympathize with what current college students/grads are going thru in this economy.

    Finding your first "real" job is probably one of the most challenging things you will ever do in your life. For me the only thing harder was finding an apartment in San Francisco. Good luck.

  239. what kind of moderation is that?????? by aggieben · · Score: 1

    a -1 for trolling just because I said yes? Whoever moderated this was a retard. The very first re to this story in the first place was a simple "no", indicating that there were no paid internships available; a very pessimistic outlook, I think. Yet it was rated a +5 as funny?? I simply say "yes" to indicate that there are internships out there (I just went to two college career fairs over the last 6 months hosting 500+ and 250+ companies, and I can guarantee you that YES, there are paid internships out there) and I am a Troll? What planet are you from? jeez.

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