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  1. Fuck you you child raping assholes on Thousands of Muslims Protest 'Age of Mockery' At Google's London Headquarters · · Score: 0

    This Halloween I'm going as gay mohammed eating a pork sandwich and waving an Israeli flag. Now go burn something down fuckheads. Here's what we need to do - every time a bunch of you savages decides you need to kill some people over some real or perceived outrage, we should just round up 500 of them and stuff their heads on pikes as a warning to the others.

  2. More precisely on Shut Up and Play Nice: How the Western World Is Limiting Free Speech · · Score: 1

    Don't outrage the fucktard Muslims who wake up everyday thinking of someone new to set on fire, rape murder, and pillage. Don't kill us and we'll appreciate the fuck out of Sharia.

  3. "Lobby" more, like Apple on FTC To Recommend Antitrust Case Against Google · · Score: 2

    You get the government you pay for.

  4. We are a nation of retards on S. Carolina Supreme Court: Leaving Email In the Cloud Isn't Electronic Storage · · Score: 1

    Give up, close it all down, we're done. Let's go kill ourselves.

  5. It's kind of a shame on Making Driverless Cars Safer · · Score: 1

    That robot cars will be required to be a million times safer than people thereby negating any practical benefit. A robot that can do as well as 70% of the stupid rednecks, 90 year olds, soccer moms, illegal Mexican, drunks, teenagers, women yakking on the phone etc is way way way ahead of the game.

  6. Longer swan song on Space Shuttle Endeavour's Final Journey · · Score: 1

    than Spain's Franco.

  7. SONY was breached a bunch of times on Lulzsec Member Raynaldo Rivera Pleads Guilty To Sony Pictures Breach · · Score: 3, Informative

    They clearly learned nothing and refused to learn anything or do anything. Lemme guess, SONY is run by copywrite attorneys and Hollywood 'content' types.

  8. Apple will deliver the knockout blow on HTC Profits Drop By 79% · · Score: 1

    One carefully placed frivolous patent lawsuit and HTC is finished. Meanwhile Google is, in practical terms, letting Motorola die. This will leave Appleus Maximus, Samsung and LG in the US and a few small players like Sony and Sanyo. Nokia is going away as a company.

    Sounds like pretty soon the US will HAVE to allow Huwai and ZTE into US markets just to avoid the charges of letting a near monopoly happen.

  9. So then on Study: Kids Under 3 Should Be Banned From Watching TV · · Score: 1

    Why is al Guardian so rigorously in favor of little kids in Gaza who MAKE little TV shows extolling the great virtues of mass murdering Israelis?

  10. Not if you're a Sprint customer on Flaws Allow Every 3G Device To Be Tracked · · Score: 1

    Because Sprint ensures your privacy by not actually having a functional network. Hand to god, smoke signals have better bandwidth.

  11. It's like they get up every day on PETA Condemns Pokemon For Promoting Animal Abuse · · Score: 1

    Thinking some new way to be retarded. Kill and eat all of them.

  12. Stop having 400lb drivers and their 6 kids on How We'll Get To 54.5 Mpg By 2025 · · Score: 1

    Is a good start.

    And stop saying SMARTcars are worth a damn thing because they barely get 35mpg today whereas my 2004 Camry with 2 people, 78mph on the highway with cruise control gets 31mpg. Just build reasonably sized cars with reasonably efficient sized power plants. If you want a giant sized nutsack trailer that's a 400hp station wagon, I mean Dodge Hemi feel free to pay a huge premium for that. If you really can't live w.o. a Ford F-350 than runs on the tears of unborn manatees, then fine. Pay for it.

    It will be funny though when CARS get better mileage than those middle aged fat assed retards on their Honda Gold Wings etc with 1800cc engines that barely break 40mpg right now.

    "Hey how'd you get that metal kneebrace??"

    "Dropped my ride at a red light...."

    Kill them all.

  13. Apple should be fined 10x their award on Unredacted Documents In Apple/Samsung Case, No Evidence of 'Copy' Instruction · · Score: 1

    Or they can go to jail. Their call.

  14. Science for the dumb and gullible on US Air Force's 1950s Supersonic Flying Saucer Declassified · · Score: 1

    They didn't invent a new branch of aviation engineering, metallurgy, engine manufacturing, materials science or a radical new way of flight never seen before or since.

    BTW wingnuts the US abandoned intercontinental nuclear tipped supersonic cruise missiles in the early 1960's because it's actually a LOT HARDER to do that that than it is to launch heavy missiles into orbit or fractional orbit.

  15. Litigation not Innovation on Google and Apple Spent More On Patents Than R&D Last Year · · Score: 1

    Is the buzzword for the new millennium.

  16. As a long time Sprint customer on Sprint Now Offering Vanity Phone Numbers Aliases With **Me Service · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can safely say they will fuck this up and by the way it's sure evidence that Sprint is on the ropes and dying a horrible and inevitable death. I can't WAIT to hear about the thousands of requests they 'lost' or flat out denied or better yet, changed to something else w.o. your knowledge.

    Here's my suggestion

    F-U-C-K-S-P-R-I-N-T (382) 577-7468

  17. Re:And by security you mean on US Congress Rules Huawei a 'Security Threat' · · Score: 1

    The issue is phones of which those 2 firms are the 2 largest suppliers of, in China

  18. Was it about Mohammed on UK Man Arrested For Offensive Joke Posted On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Because talking shit about about that pork eating faggot child molester illiterate retard is frowned upon.

  19. And by security you mean on US Congress Rules Huawei a 'Security Threat' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apple didn't want to tangle with them in a predatory lawsuit that even if they won they'd never see a dime, so they simply lobbied Congress to keep them out.

  20. No, this won't happen on The Coming Internet Video Crash · · Score: 1

    People aren't going to suddenly pay hundreds of dollars for this. Metered systems will go broke. Nice try though

  21. Aside from the million petaquads Google deals with on The Computer Science Behind Facebook's 1 Billion Users · · Score: 1

    Is what you meant.

  22. Obama Hippiestan should outlaw all cars on Electric Car Environmental Impact: Power Source Matters · · Score: 2

    Just do it. Mother Government will move your bloated sick ass from one place to another, citizen. Now line up for your internal passports.

  23. More bandwidth for Sprint to fail at on FCC Chief: 300MHz More Spectrum By 2015 · · Score: 1

    Awesome.

  24. What next? on Curiosity Rover Makes First Foursquare Check-In On Another Planet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Curiosity is a judge on America's Got Talent?

  25. NC unemployment is still 10% on Lenovo Building Manufacturing Plant in North Carolina · · Score: 1

    The feel good squishy governor Bev Purdue and the Republihacks in the state legislature have stood around for years watching the unemployment rate in NC exceed the national average by a large amount. At this point they're probably happy if someone hands them a hundred jobs as long as they can continue doing nothing.

    Thankfully though we have the highest taxes and costs in the entire south so there's that. YAAAAY the Tarheel State!