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  1. FARADAY CAGE! on Boeing's CHAMP Missile Uses Radio Waves To Remotely Disable PCs · · Score: 1

    I'm encasing my house in a quarter wave Faraday Cage. Take that, Tony Stark!!!

  2. Why? Balmer is a meglomaniacal psychopath on Windows 7 Not Getting A Second Service Pack · · Score: 1

    He wants to force everyone on the planet to use Windows 8, at gunpoint if need be. And if he can't do that, he'll take your older OS and go home.

  3. I hope the industry kills itself soon. on NBC Erases SNL Sketch From Digital Archive For Fear of Copyright Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    I hope that entire 'entertainment' industry implodes into being just lawyers who sue each other all day. Starting with SNL which has never ever ever been funny except for maybe the first 2 seasons in the '70's.

    BTW I'm waiting the first popup ads IN motion pictures in the theaters. You know it's coming. Product placement, like Coke in Skyfall doesn't pimp it hard enough.

  4. Seamonkey is fine and stable but..... on Ask Slashdot: Seamonkey vs. Firefox — Any Takers? · · Score: 3, Informative

    The latest turn of the crank is highly incompatible with most add ons. 75% of existing add ons, easily are incompatible. It's a bit less clunky and sluggish than FF.

  5. No of course not, Nokia is dead on Can Nokia Save Itself? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can't 'fix' not having a clue how to save yourself. You can't 'fix' looking for other people's money to help you do the same things wrong some more. Nokia is a dead man walking like HP phones, Palm, Symbian and others. And make no mistake, Windows phones will once again be killed off by Microsoft soon with or without Nokia. MS has no stamina, and their credit, they quickly recognize the instances where they themselves have failed to promote something.

  6. the prloblem with flat learning curves on Are Windows XP/7 Users Smarter Than a 3-Year-Old? · · Score: 1

    Is that you don't learn very much. steep learning curves are good because you learn a great deal in a short time. the inverse of that - idiot proof systems that monkey can use, means you never progress much beyond a monkey's facility or utility with it. and maybe THAT's a good thing but be sure you want something that's as simple and one dimensional as that.

  7. Good News! on Dominion Announces Plans To Close Kewaunee Nuclear Power Station In 2013 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Next let's close down all the plants that burn oil coal or gas too. Obama 2012, party like it's 1825.

  8. MaxiPad? on iPad Mini Could Retail For $250, Delete iPad 2 · · Score: 1

    Are they really going to wind up with a MaxiPad?

  9. We're no longer refreshing hardware on Microsoft Urges Businesses To Get Off XP · · Score: 2

    So who cares? We're already a year behind schedule for replacing 4 year old laptops. We're not really refreshing hardware unless it's some exec or some drone who managed to get an exec to sign off on it. We could run XP for another 10 years. The only downside is the inevitable embarrassment with customers over our inability to open their Office 2010 and later docs on our MS Office 2002 machines but we're slowly abandoning that for Open Office anyway which is even less MSO 2010/2013 compatible so again, who cares?

    XP 4 Eva! Save your way to prosperity!!!

  10. So let's imprison the weatherman on Scientists Who Failed to Warn of Quake Found Guilty of Manslaughter · · Score: 1

    He didn't tell me that the likelihood of rain exceeded zero and therefore I would get wet.

    We are living in a world run by people with Borderline Personality Disorder.

  11. Apple will now sue them for this too on Samsung Terminates LCD Contract With Apple · · Score: 1

    Probably for infringing on some patent or another. Apple is a company run by lawyers now.

  12. Heat degradation and dirty electricity on Ask Slashdot: Why Does Wireless Gear Degrade Over Time? · · Score: 1

    Heat is the silent killer. Apply a steady heat long enough and you damage the physical structure of the chips, their surface mounts and pins.

    Tiny fluctuations in electricity, volts, amps and frequency wreak havoc with electronic circuits at the micro chip level since small changes in the over and under power against the standard are quite destructive at the atomic level of semiconductors.

  13. Based on their actual advertising on Pols Blur Line Between Data Mining, Cyberstalking · · Score: 1

    All of this is wasted.

  14. Cloud storage violates our security standards. on At $250, New Chromebook Means Competition For Tablets, Netbooks, Ultrabooks · · Score: 2

    So other than zero corporate use and how it's not much cheaper than a netbook which, as a sector of the market died more than a year ago and it's nowhere near high powered enough for most actual use that's not browsing, I don't see a single thing wrong with it.

  15. Unless you actually file a complaint on Visa and MasterCard Take Fight To Scammers · · Score: 1

    In which case they keep it 'under investigation' until the sun burns out or you cancel your account, whichever comes first.

  16. Saving their way to prosperity on Is Qualcomm the New AMD? · · Score: 1

    Has worked fine for IBM. Soon HR will get their wish and IBM will be a company with zero employees.

  17. Wait till the 8 zillion versions of 8 on Windows RT vs. Windows 8 Could Burn Consumers · · Score: 4, Funny

    8 home basic
    8 home plus
    8 professional
    8 professional extreme
    8 professional plus office
    8 server
    8 advanced server
    8 professional server
    8 data center server
    8 mobile
    8 home extreme basic plus limited
    8 media
    8 media server
    8 home lightweight
    8 professional with surface
    8 media with surface
    8 surface server

  18. Just stop telling about your special andriod app on Brazilian Newspapers Leave Google News En Masse · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I am sick of that shit every time to randomly go to a news website, forum or aggregator. I do not give a fuck about your android app.

  19. As opposed to stupid election calls? on FTC Offers $50,000 For Best Way To Stop Robocalls · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I get tons more of those.

  20. Fuck Mohammed Fuck Emo Bitches and Fuck You on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 1

    I live to see you witness the sexual murder of your entire family before someone tears your eyes out with duct tape. Legislate that, cunt.

  21. Who still works for Microsoft on Why Microsoft Shouldn't Copy Apple's iOS Walled Garden · · Score: 1

    MS is a second tier company now. Where are the best and the brightest going? Amazon, Apple and Google.

  22. Obama Sulla Felix Dictator 2012 on US Presidential Debate #2 Tonight: Discuss Here · · Score: 0

    Obama for Life. Obama for a better Roman Imperium!

  23. Also, don't besmirch the prophet Mohammed on EU Authorities To Demand Reversal of Google Privacy Policy · · Score: 0

    That's #1 on their list of freedoms to implement.

  24. Good news on Will EU Regulations Effectively Ban High-End Video Cards? · · Score: 1

    Since, when sharia takes over the EU it's going to be living in the 10th century anyway. Time to get a headstart on unwinding that clock.

  25. Re:Fuck you you child raping assholes on Thousands of Muslims Protest 'Age of Mockery' At Google's London Headquarters · · Score: 1

    Good Idea.