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  1. Reduce field failure rates? on What Microsoft Should and Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720 · · Score: 0

    They run, what? 11-13% hardware failure rate in the field? Just rename it Xboxski.

  2. Some Beauty Contest... on AT&T Repeats As Lowest-Rated Wireless Carrier · · Score: 2

    Would you rather get brain melting prion disease or rabies?

  3. Detontate a bomb to prove how easy it is on Greenpeace Breaks Into French Nuclear Plant · · Score: 1

    I am sure that will win them friends. Hey world, we lit a nuke on Dayton to show how unsafe it is, don't you love us now?

  4. No one cares about the picture on The Rise and Fall of Kodak · · Score: 1

    They care about how to share it. But there's only so many ways you can click and post to twitter/fb aren't there?

  5. This is absolute nonsense on USPS Ending Overnight First-Class Letter Service · · Score: 1

    I am over 50 and I can safely say I HAVE NEVER SEEN, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, EVER, seen a letter delivered overnight anywhere for anything under any and all circumstances by the USPS. They even tell you that overnight delivery is 'maybe 2-3 days'. And the last several years, here in zipcode 27615 Not only do we NEVER get mail before 6pm, we're lucky if they show up all scheduled days. 5 out 6 is considered pretty good. And that's just for pick up. We stopped dropping our letters in our own mailbox for pickup YEARS ago because if we were lucky they wouldn't disappear to never be delivered half the time. Today it takes about TWO WEEKS to send a letter from one zipcode in Raleigh NC to another zipcode in Raleigh NC. And when ordering anything online with shipment via USPS, on average 3-5 business days is approximately one MONTH. Netflix? I dropped the disk in the mail Wed. It's Monday and the next disk will come today if we're super fortunate but probably tomorrow. In my local PO when you trudge there to do something like send your tax return registered mail receipt requested, while you're waiting on the next employee to keel over from obesity and diabetes, you get to watch on not 3, not 4, not 5, but SIX 50" flat screens overhead extolling the wonders of stamps depicting silent film stars, state flowers, and Christmas.

    I say napalm the lot of them.

  6. God Damn It All on Steve Jobs Dead At 56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Damn it all

  7. Re:Here's what you do on Anonymous Takes Down Turkish Government Site · · Score: 1

    It's all funny when Anonymous goes after brie nibbling western liberal states and the occasional innocuous fat target like a television network. Yesterday they went after the Turkish government, not known for their shyness when persecuting Kurds and Armenians. Imagine the fun times when they go after Vladimir Putin.

    It's like those tools who 'accidentally' stumbled into Iran or North Korea? And you mean mommy and daddy didn't bail them out? Why I am incensed at those country's lack of compassion and tolerance for youthful hijinks.

  8. Here's what you do on Anonymous Takes Down Turkish Government Site · · Score: 1

    Every time you find an Anonymous person. You cut them apart, with power tools on television. I mean it's all fun and games when you go after pussies who run banks and movie studios in the US but countries like Turkey or Russia's grasp of 'due process' is abstract, at best.

    There's going to be a new reality show on tv - 'Pressure Drop', where they just take nerds and kick them out the helicopter.

    And I'm ok with that.

  9. I would love to have an Alamo employee to my house on Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Theater Gives Texters the Boot · · Score: 0

    For dinner. My policy is to kill and eat anyone who does anything I don't like. No really, it's posted, you were warned.

  10. A good rule of thumb is NEVER update Sprint FW on Sprint Pushes FPS NOVA With Firmware — and Users Can't Remove It · · Score: 1

    Sprint has a long dirty history of allowing you update firmware in order to brick it. I've bricked two different HTC phones this way. One killed the radio the other killed all ringers including vibrate.

  11. Godspeed little probes! on Voyager Set To Enter Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    And you're welcome for all the fish.

  12. It's actuall a side effect on The End of the "Age of Speed" · · Score: 1

    We are entering into de industrialization de technologicification age. The end of the 21st century will look a lot more like the beginning of the 19th than the beginning of the 21st. My grandchildren will read about the Space Age and it will sound like mythology and folklore to them.

  13. Anything to save a buck on Should Employees Buy Their Own Computers? · · Score: 1

    Pay for it yourself and then be subject to their rules and configurations. Sure. How's that P2P client going to run?

  14. As long as it's 5Ghz and has 8GB RAM & 80GB dr on Next Generation of Windows To Run On ARM Chip · · Score: 1

    And needs water cooling. I mean this is Windows, no? Plus, do you really think that weekly 300MB patches are going to cruise along on your cell phone network?

  15. I think suing your own customers on Apple Support Company Sues Customer For Complaint · · Score: 1

    Is about about slanderous as you can be. Mission accomplished, Apple Service Dudes! Seriously, this like getting an apology from my mother, e.g. "I'm sorry you're such a jerk!!!" Gee thanks mom. I think I'll take back that car I let you use for free now.

  16. So who's selling all the hardware? on Canada To Mandate ISP Deep Packet Inspection · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a bonanza for hardware vendors. That can't possibly be the reason, can it?

  17. I will call that bluff on TSA To Make Pat-Downs More Embarrassing To Encourage Scanner Use · · Score: 1

    And fake an orgasm.

  18. Good, next up, electricity on Long Island Town Enacts Tough Cell Tower Limits · · Score: 1

    I hope Hempstead bans telephone polls and electrical wires too. And streetlights, and traffic signals.

  19. Fascism is fine in foreign countries on BlackBerry Services To Be Halted In UAE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As long as it protects ME when I travel there. In any case, I am fine with this.

  20. Of course, any driver knows this on Traffic-Flow Algorithm Can Reduce Fuel Consumption · · Score: 1

    40 cars standing motionless at an intersection are getting exactly 0.0 mpg. With the added benefit of all that extra pollution that zero mpg brings.

  21. And when the ISPs see the traffic patterns on One In Eight To Cut Cable and Satellite TV In 2010 · · Score: 1

    And when the ISPs see a huge increase in streaming traffic, what do you think they're going to do, I mean BESIDES toss in massive ads and jack up prices?

  22. My Zeiss lenses are the really expensive part on How To Get 39 Megapixels From a 53-Year-Old Camera · · Score: 1

    Digital cameras still rely on high quality front end optics. I don't care how dense your CCD is, you need quality optics up front. Just like the Hubble's mirror was 1 1 millionth of a flea's foot out of whack.

  23. Re:No it doesn't. on HTC Walks From Palm Bid, Will Lenovo Step Up? · · Score: 1

    But the point is that not enough people like it. It's market share in the phone space is very small.

  24. HTC needs to dump WinMo on HTC Walks From Palm Bid, Will Lenovo Step Up? · · Score: 1

    Too many HTC phones, including mine, rely on crappy clunky WinMo 6.1 and 6.5. Which is insane because WinMo has about 7% of the PDA phone OS market. And Win7 on phones is going to be more of the same junk. So it's either Google or Blackberry. And Blackberry is never going to open up their stuff for other phones. Never. That leaves Google. If you were a phone would you buy Palm to go up against Google? Why? That seems like a stupid idea.

  25. Anti racist website blocked for hate speech on Phishing Education Test Blocked For Phishing · · Score: 1

    My corporate net blocks a website dedicated to fighting racism and hate speech on the basis that it 'has' racism and hate speech.

    DERP.