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Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Theater Gives Texters the Boot

Hugh Pickens writes "Ever been annoyed during that nail-biting darkened hallway scene by someone turning on their phone to send a text? Well, don't mess with Texas or you may end up on the screen in a public service announcement. Alamo Drafthouse, a local chain of dine-and-screen movie theaters in Austin, Texas, has long waged a war against impolite moviegoers booting out customers who talk or text during performances. Phoebe Connelly writes that according to Tim League, the Drafthouse's founder, a woman was recently warned twice about texting during a screening, and then, in accordance with company policy, was escorted out without a refund. 'I don't think people realize that it is distracting,' says League. 'It seems like nothing, but if you spend as much time as I do at the movies, you realize the entire theater sees it and it pulls you out of the movie experience. It's every bit as intrusive as talking.' The irate customer called up the Alamo Drafthouse and left a profanity-laced (and perhaps slightly inebriated) message decrying the theater's policies, but the theater got the last laugh as they took the audio of the woman's voicemail, transcribed it, and turned it into an in-house preview [tl: Note, YouTube video contains some profanity] that warns theatergoers against cell phone use during movies. 'Part of what we're trying to do is have a comedic message about what to us is a very serious issue,' says League, declining to give any more details about the woman at the center of the recent PSA."

370 comments

  1. Its a very serious issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no texting during the latest superhero movie.

    1. Re:Its a very serious issue... by tm2b · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder if you have some sort brain damage or something, or are just assuming the least instrusive phone possible during the brightest scene possible.

      How could you not find a bright backlit LCD distracting during a dark scene in a movie? The Alamo's policy is a great one - they prohibit children under a certain age, too, outside of certain designated showings They are well-loved in Austin for these kinds of policies - I won't go to other theaters now unless I want IMAX or they are not showing a movie I want to see. It really does make a different kind of experience, making sure that nobody is distracting their neighbors.

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    2. Re:Its a very serious issue... by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, this seems like an incredibly stupid thing to become so righteously anal over. I've never once been distracted by someone texting in a movie. Talking, yes, but never texting.

      This is just some stupid theater owner's personal crusade to fight a really ridiculous cause. They've probably spent 10x as much fighting cellphone use as they would have lost in customers had they allowed them in the same capacity as any other theater. Heck, if they are escorting people out of the theater for texting, that would be WAY more distracting than someone just using their phone.

      I would stay away from a theater with this policy out of spite.

      You must not have to deal with many texters. Many times have I had to kick the back of somebody's chair because I'm being blinded by their lack of ability to keep themselves from chatting with their friends every minute of every day. It's not about being righteously anal, it's about not wanting to have your $11 experience be ruined by some self-centered asshole.

      The Alamo's policies alone make me wish there was one around here that I could patronize, but the fact that they would take an angry person's voicemail and make it into a pre-show video (without trying to appease the hypersensitive by censoring the hilarious overuse of profanity) makes me want to travel to Texas solely to give them my money.

    3. Re:Its a very serious issue... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The irony being that, although they do have a system to order food and drinks that doesn't necessarily involve talking, frequently one does need to talk. The wait staff is continuously whispering to people to make sure they are receiving the correct order. This is pretty distracting, but then I go to the Alamo Drafthouse for exactly this service and I just have to accept a certain level of distraction.

      I like the Alamo Drafthouse, their "concessions" beat the crap out of the overpriced Cinemark down the street, but one thing you are not getting there is silence and full devotion and reverence to the movie. If anything it's a nod to the fact that many of us in the audience aren't there to watch a movie so much as sit in an air conditioned theater away from our own children, with each other, sharing a relaxing (and typically mind numbing) experience, but also resting the frayed nerves one receives after a week of maximizing shareholder potential, balancing our finances, maintaining our habitat and trying to raise our spawn to be good citizens.

    4. Re:Its a very serious issue... by TimHunter · · Score: 2

      I would stay away from a theater with this policy out of spite.

      Speaking for the rest of the planet, we would all be happier that you did.

    5. Re:Its a very serious issue... by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed the spelling of her terrible "engrish"

    6. Re:Its a very serious issue... by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this seems like an incredibly stupid thing to become so righteously anal over. I've never once been distracted by someone texting in a movie. Talking, yes, but never texting.

      This is just some stupid theater owner's personal crusade to fight a really ridiculous cause. They've probably spent 10x as much fighting cellphone use as they would have lost in customers had they allowed them in the same capacity as any other theater. Heck, if they are escorting people out of the theater for texting, that would be WAY more distracting than someone just using their phone.

      I would stay away from a theater with this policy out of spite.

      You must not have to deal with many texters. Many times have I had to kick the back of somebody's chair because I'm being blinded by their lack of ability to keep themselves from chatting with their friends every minute of every day. It's not about being righteously anal, it's about not wanting to have your $11 experience be ruined by some self-centered asshole.

      The Alamo's policies alone make me wish there was one around here that I could patronize, but the fact that they would take an angry person's voicemail and make it into a pre-show video (without trying to appease the hypersensitive by censoring the hilarious overuse of profanity) makes me want to travel to Texas solely to give them my money.

      Those who modded me troll like to text in the theater.

    7. Re:Its a very serious issue... by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Good for you. Were any theaters to implement and enforce such rules in my city I would make them my sole theater choice from then on.

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    8. Re:Its a very serious issue... by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's righteously anal to ban the practice, though it is certainly a distraction. I hadn't been to a movie in many years and I noticed people doing that shit. It was a new phenomenon to me, when I started to go to the movies again. Yes, it did bug me but I can ignore it (just don't look at it... pay attention to the screen).

      The biggest problem is, that it distracts people who can think of nothing other than that rude, inconsiderate person texting instead of watching the movie :-)

      To be fair, this doesn't sound like your average "fat lady gargling popcorn in front of you, farting, and bitching at her horde of unruly brats" type theater, though. (I'm sure you've all been to that movie theater before lol)

      It's too classy a place for the girl in that recording, it seems. (Not to be an elitist, because I hate that shit, but it seems that if she wants to chew her cud and text, she could go to the matinee or something where nobody will notice)

    9. Re:Its a very serious issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would stay away from a theater with this policy out of spite.

      I doubt it would bother them since you're exactly the kind of person that they don't want as a customer.

      This is just some stupid theater owner's personal crusade to fight a really ridiculous cause.

      Actually, it's a *smart* theater owner's business decision to cater to his target market, which doesn't appear to be white trash such as yourself.

    10. Re:Its a very serious issue... by dwywit · · Score: 2

      They, too, belong in the "special hell".

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  2. Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Informative

    I went to Alamo Drafthouse with some friends a couple of weeks ago when I was in town, and there is NO way this woman could have been ignorant of the policy. Before the trailers there are multiple announcements (some quite amusing) that spell out very clearly that texting, talking, or using your bright-as-twenty-suns cellphone in any capacity are NOT tolerated. They also clearly state that you get one and ONLY one warning. After that, you're ass is outta there. But she apparently chose to ignore the multiple warnings, and now she's pissy that they enforced a clearly defined policy? Sucks for her. Maybe next time she'll put the damned phone away.

    I knew this policy quite well and I've only ever visited the chain ONCE. Plus I don't even live in the area. This woman has no excuse.

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    1. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Before the trailers there are multiple announcements (some quite amusing) that spell out very clearly that texting, talking, or using your bright-as-twenty-suns cellphone in any capacity are NOT tolerated.

      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater), so chances are she came in mid-movie and didn't see the trailers or the warnings.

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    2. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater), so chances are she came in mid-movie and didn't see the trailers or the warnings.

      Meaning she wasn't even considerate enough to come in on time for the movie, so to hell with her. And even that would have only gotten one warning, ergo she had to have kept using the phone after being warned once. Additionally, there are signs posted that warn of this policy as well.

      Another damn good reason for this policy is safety. As there are staff constantly walking around the theater serving food and drinks (in glass containers, no less) in the darkness, the last thing I would want is for some poor staff member to have their low-light vision impaired and end up tripping with a full tray of glass + food/drink.

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    3. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      so chances are she came in mid-movie

      Yet another way to piss people off.

    4. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Um yeah, it's awesome how Alamo has those seats you can text to find...

      Read the article, they warned her twice before they tossed her. Obviously she's trying to make excuses for her poor behavior after being called on it. Alamo Drafthouse rules!

    5. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by bmo · · Score: 2

      >In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat

      Assuming this is true and not a lie to cover up the fact she was texting:

      So she was shining it directly in the eyes of other patrons? Throw her out.

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    6. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by grub · · Score: 1


      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater), so chances are she came in mid-movie and didn't see the trailers or the warnings.

      Perhaps, but she was warned a couple of times. I've never been to the Alamo Drafthouse, is it really that dark in there? I find that to be a lame excuse on her part.

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    7. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Danse · · Score: 1

      It is a very lame excuse. Either wait a minute for your eyes to adjust to the dark, or just use the light from the screen to find your seat. And she had already been warned. She's just a moron.

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    8. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

      To be late is to be dead, I suppose.

    9. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by bitrex · · Score: 3, Informative

      Before the trailers there are multiple announcements (some quite amusing) that spell out very clearly that texting, talking, or using your bright-as-twenty-suns cellphone in any capacity are NOT tolerated.

      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater), so chances are she came in mid-movie and didn't see the trailers or the warnings.

      But then at 0:52 she essentially admits she was texting.

    10. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Before the trailers there are multiple announcements (some quite amusing) that spell out very clearly that texting, talking, or using your bright-as-twenty-suns cellphone in any capacity are NOT tolerated.

      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater), so chances are she came in mid-movie and didn't see the trailers or the warnings.

      She also said, "I didn't know I wasn't supposed to be texting" (it's been a few days since I've heard it so the quote may not be accurate). Also, Alamo gave her multiple warnings. How many times did she need to find her seat?

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    11. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They make new ones every month or so.

    12. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by pnot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In her message she says she was using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat (one of the most annoying things you can do in a theater)

      ... and shortly thereafter says that she didn't know she wasn't meant to be texting. And then proudly declares that she's texted in every other cinema in the area. So I'm going to go right ahead and sound the bullshit horn on this one...

    13. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is people of a younger generation have this entitlement attitude that because they can they should be able to do it. The theater rules are stated before each and every movie. I find it hard to believe she never heard of any theater having the policy against talkers and texters. It is also sad that people cant disconnect from their reality for a mere 2 hours to watch a movie. I go into a theater I turn my phone to silence and ignore it. I dont maybe I'm getting too old but I find it easy to not stay connected all the time with everyone.

    14. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The type of person who would talk or text in a theatre is the type of person who would miss that, or at the very most simply not care. Last time I saw someone do it, they actually shouted back after people cussed her out and threw eventually starting to throw popcorn at her; she only stopped when an employee came in and removed her.

    15. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      She later says that she'd didn't know she wasn't supposed to text and that she's texted in all the other Austin theaters since she's free to text in any theater in the "Magnited United States". Also in the summary, she was warned twice before being kicked out. My guess is that she was a bit inebriated and disregarded any warnings.

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    16. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Chances are she just made that part up.

    17. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meaning she wasn't even considerate enough to come in on time for the movie

      When movie theaters are considerate enough to not steal my time with their advertising drivel at the start of the movie I paid for then I will be considerate enough to turn up on time.

      , so to hell with her.

      That I agree with. I don't need a warning to know that texting in the theater is rude.

    18. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Parafilmus · · Score: 5, Informative

      When movie theaters are considerate enough to not steal my time with their advertising drivel at the start of the movie I paid for then I will be considerate enough to turn up on time.

      I visit the Drafthouse often. They never run advertisements before their movies, with the exception of previews for upcoming films. To fill the time between movies, they run old cartoons, or kung-fu fight scenes, or whatever wacky reel the projectionist finds entertaining. Never advertisements. For that reason alone, I've stopped patronizing other theaters.

    19. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      She's also lying. "I wasn't even texting, I was just using it to find my seat! And plus I text all the time at other theaters and nobody complained then!" She was also warned to stop texting twice, which it even says in the summary.

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    20. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Gravatron · · Score: 1

      I know the women in question. She's just an idiot when it comes to texting.

    21. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Even worse. She says texting, then mentions the flashlight bit, then goes back to texting.

      The flashlight bit is clearly a lie.

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    22. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean other than having it impaired by the freaking show itself??
      Yes, of course it's correct to kick someone out.
      But not for that, but for being that rude to destroying immersion for everyone. Something they all paid for.

      (PROTIP: If it harms someone, [Really. Not imaginary. {Important: Mental harm is not imaginary.}] then it's not OK.
      If that is the essence of a law or rule, it's a good law or rule. If the law or rule itself causes that harm, then the rule or law itself is the crime or offense.
      [It can also be both at the same time. In which case the rule is, that harming someone, because someone else was harmed, is faulty logic, and still a crime itself.]
      That's the whole basis of all laws and rules ever right there for you. :)

    23. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      That's what ushers are for. And people serving drinks double as ushers. It's about being discreet and considerate to other patrons.

      +1 to you for being a good devils advocate, but she has no excuse.

    24. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Devils advocate here. I live in Austin. I have been to the Alamo a few times. I love going there, as another poster mentioned, for the well priced food and beverages you can enjoy with the movie. I HATE folks who talk during the movie, or more generally, disturb others through any means, be it talking, texting, even laughing too loud and too much. What the woman in question did was wrong and what consequently happened to her was right. However, I take issue with the bajillion point font NO TEXTING banner that they put up before each movie. Alamo isnt like other theaters, they dont have a steep drop in the audience seating. There is also a freaking dinner table in front of every seat. Therefore it is pretty hard to see any texting going on by all the folks sitting in front of you, all you can see is the back of their heads really and not much down below. I dont think that people texting in that theater would create the light pollution and disturbance that most people here believe. It is a bigger problem in conventional theaters.

      Also, did you know that they have special movie nights where you can text and tweet them jokes about the current scene and they display that on the screen. The ominous no texting sign does not appear before those movies.

    25. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      and there is NO way this woman could have been ignorant of the policy.

      I think you misunderstand the level of ignorance found in the general population...

      Particularly the level of intentional ignorance for people who seem to think they or their circumstance is special enough that the rules don't apply to them on this occasion (the circumstance usually boiling down to nothing more than "the rule is inconvenient to me on this occasion").

    26. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      If she has texted in every other theatre in the area (though I call bull on that too) then this just means the other theatres don't enforce their own policies. I don't know of any theatre that doesn't simply state quite clearly in signage with simple language (and pictograms for those who haven't mastered reading in the local language) "don't use your phone" and/or "turn your phone OFF" (not "to silent mode", "OFF").

      If I were a local competing theatre I might be tempted to put out a statement that "err, no she hasn't or she'd have been turfed out of here too" (though that might be considered drawing attention to a competitor's campaign so none may do that even if they felt like doing so at first thought).

    27. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Every theater has a policy against texting. Few enforce it.

    28. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      When movie theaters are considerate enough to not steal my time with their advertising drivel at the start of the movie I paid for then I will be considerate enough to turn up on time.

      So you'd rather pay $2 more per ticket than watch a few ads at the beginning? If there was a no-ad theatre with higher ticket prices you'd take your business there instead?

    29. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. Drafthouse has food servers throughout the entire movie. Each row has a "bar" to put the food and beer, and they have lights that lead down each row. Flashlight not needed to find your seat.

      Plus she said she was using the flashlight as an excuse. She clearly claims to have been texting later in her rant. Her logic rivals that of my 2 year old who just got in trouble.

    30. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I love it when non-Austnites try to sound all authoritative about Austin things. Most of us get to Drafthouse FOR the pre-screening stuff. Plus, they don't let customers in after the screening begins anyway, so the notion this women showed up late is not a valid argument.

    31. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Same entitlement is evident on our roads as well. Pisses me off, and it's not limited to the younger generation.

    32. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by richardtallent · · Score: 1

      Yes, in a heartbeat. Especially when what replaces the ads is actually entertaining.

      I've been to the movie theater in question. It was well worth the money, a great movie experience.

    33. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Yes. I haven't been to a movie theater in almost 10 years, because all of them within a reasonable distance played damned advertising crap (aside from previews of other movies) before the movie.

      This place in Austin sounds great. I doubt they'll be opening a franchise in NH any time soon, though :-(.

    34. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      So she was shining it directly in the eyes of other patrons?

      Usually, the entrances to a theater are at the back, and you walk towards the screen. When using a flashlight you shine into the direction you walk (i.e. towards the screen, but to the floor). Other patrons are also looking towards the screen (they want to follow the movie, after all...).

      So, unless she was very clumsy, or unless the theater was layed out in a very strange way, or unless one of the patrons was looking backwards (rather than at the movie), there's no way she should have shone her flashlight directly into the eyes of other patrons.

      Case in point, in the olden days, theaters actually had ushers who showed late coming patrons the way to their seats using a small flashlight...

      But then, as others have pointed out, she probably was actually texting, and only using the flashlight bit as a bullshit excuse.

    35. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Drafthouse says she was warned twice before she was kicked out. She is full of shit.

    36. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      What about the increasing numbers of patrons that are behind her, and thus looking at her and her cell phone, as she makes her way forward?

    37. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      What about the increasing numbers of patrons that are behind her, and thus looking at her and her cell phone, as she makes her way forward?

      What sense would it make to shine her light backwards when she walks forwards?

    38. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by black+soap · · Score: 1

      So a person admits to her real-life acquaintances that she actually did that? Does she still feel wronged, or has the publicity changed her opinion of the matter?

    39. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by tangelogee · · Score: 1

      Unless she was using a laser, the light...wait for it...shines in all directions away from the screen. Yes, most would be blocked by the back of the phone and her, but even in the case of a laser, there are reflective surfaces everywhere. Also, with regards to your previous comment about the flashlight, if you notice, the flashlight has a red tip, and is much easier to readjust to darkness than a bright white LCD screen.

    40. Re:Sucks To Be Her, I Guess. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      So, unless she was very clumsy, or unless the theater was layed out in a very strange way, or unless one of the patrons was looking backwards (rather than at the movie), there's no way she should have shone her flashlight directly into the eyes of other patrons.

      Doesn't change the fact that this is an extremely annoying thing to do. You don't have to shine a flashlight "directly into my eyes" for me to see you using a flashlight in a darkened movie theater. I carry an actual flashlight in my pocket, and I'm not dumb enough to use it while a movie is running. I doubt most phone-addicted people would, either. So why is it they think using their phone screen as a flashlight -- when the screen is much bigger than the lens of most flashlights -- is any better?

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  3. Hats off to the Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish more places handled disruptive customers that way.

  4. Please, please, please not on planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Travelling is annoying enough - no need for an arrogant loudmouth keeping one awake.

    DB Cooper the bastards - without money and without parachute.

  5. I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Untill the next movie I see there. I'm a repeat customer.

  6. O-M-G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you sweet Jesus for the Alamo Drafthouse.

  7. Score! by dugn · · Score: 2

    Score one for the good guys.

  8. Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by netsharc · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Subject says everything. It "went viral" last week, so does Slashdot have a good antivirus, or why does it like being late? Not to mention the rambling summary is written by Hugh Pickens, who seems to fancy himself to be a journalist, but whose website contain a lot of poorly written articles...

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    1. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by Ant+P. · · Score: 3, Funny

      1 week sounds about right:

      Original ->
      (2 hours later) reddit
      (3 days) Digg RSS
      (2 days) Slashdot submission queue
      (12 hours) Typo insertion script
      (6 horsu) Front page
      (10 seconds) Posts pointing out why the article is wrong

    2. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by Thalagyrt · · Score: 3, Funny

      (1 horsu) Post pointing out the typo "horsu"

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    3. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 week sounds about right:

      Original ->
      (2 hours later) reddit
      (3 days) Digg RSS
      (2 days) Slashdot submission queue
      (12 hours) Typo insertion script
      (6 horsu) Front page
      (10 seconds) Posts pointing out why the article is wrong

      Plus:-

      (10 minutes) for Hugh Picken to put his name on someone else's story submission. Again.

    4. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh?

      "Typo insertion script" => horsu

      get it?

    5. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      It's on slashdot because: a) it was a phone and not a low-tech flashlight; and b) it probably was an iPhone.

    6. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? And a week late? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Ha! Real as that may be, some of us don't read the other sites. I read Slashdot, BoingBoing, WSJ, and a few other blogs. And I hang out in a couple of other esoteric fora (motorcycles, math, style), and haven't visited Digg/Reddit or other sites except when they're linked to somewhere. I find it necessary to simplify your life, and Slashdot is an excellent social filter.

  9. Re:horseshit by jaymz666 · · Score: 0

    yes, because a brilliantly white screen in a black theatre is not distracting.

    If you need to check email during a movie, then you don't need to be at that movie. I don't pay $10 to see your screen flashing on and off in front of me distracting me from the film.

  10. Bravo! by udoschuermann · · Score: 2

    Bravo. Warned twice already? I wish that anti-social behavior were outed like this more often.

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    1. Re:Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They even make a big deal about it BEFORE the movie...

      She was texting and wanted to cover it up by saying 'i was using it as a flashlight'. If that is all it was the light would have been on and then in her purse or pocket...

      She broke their rules and was thrown out. Not a good customer...

      Bad customers cost you money and other customers. Good ones come back and want more of your services...

    2. Re:BRAVO! by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      No one under 6 allowed, except on Baby Day (first couple of Matinees every Tuesday)

    3. Re:BRAVO! by baturcotte · · Score: 1

      The general policy for the Alamo is no children under 6 (except on special days or sometimes for G rated movies), children over 6 only with a parent or guardian (who must sit with them), and families with loud children will be asked to leave. And they serve beer. What more do you want for a movie experience as an adult?

    4. Re:Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What gets me is that, no, they weren't actually warned twice. It's often quite a bit more than that. Each pre-movie preview set includes at least a single warning to turn off your cell phone. Of course they're SO effective that people aren't even COUNTING THEM as a warning. In our theaters here you get two such warnings and a PSA and still no one pays any attention to it.

      If I could get a cheap cell signal blocker (they're illegal here) I'd never go to a movie without it.

    5. Re:Bravo! by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      If I could get a cheap cell signal blocker (they're illegal here) I'd never go to a movie without it.

      Theatres should have them installed by default.

    6. Re:Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather, they should have a proxy in the room which allows outgoing calls and text messages to the emergency number(s) for your area. However, that proxy should come accompanied with a Faraday's cage for every single movie theater in existence.

    7. Re:Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She got off easy. If she had been watching "Hobo With A Shotgun" the results would have been a lot worse :-)

    8. Re:Bravo! by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      Much as I like the idea of a Faraday cage around cinemas and other such establishments, there is an important problem with it in that it would affect the emergency services should they ever be called in.

      The proxy for calls to emergency services and comms between people providing those services would not hold water as it becomes a new point of failure - if a fire takes out the power, the proxy no longer works and the fire service can no longer communicate with any of their team they put inside the building.

    9. Re:Bravo! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of uptight friends who wouldn't ever go to the Drafthouse because of stories like this. They argue, "the customer is always right!" and "they'll go out of business if they treat customers like that!". Problem is, 99 out 100 Alamo Drafthouse customers are lined up to throw out the one idiot using their phone.

      Keep Austin Weird rings most true at places like the Drafthouse (note: Keep Austin Weird is not a commentary about weirdo liberal hippies...it's a marketing campaign for supporting local businesses, and the Drafthouse is everything RIGHT about movie theaters that the big chains get absolutely wrong).

      So the next time your local Cinemark Mega-plex goes under, consider opening a theater that sells good food and beer and kicks out unruly teens and entitled texters. It might now work in your uptight little towns, but it works great here in Austin.

  11. Re:horseshit by farlukar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I admit it, I check email during a movie because I need to.

    No you don't. A cinema isn't exactly a proper place to work.

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  12. So annoying! by FluiDynamics · · Score: 2

    I hate when people do this - its so inconsiderate! The movies are so expensive now that something like this is a big deal. If I spend $50 to take my family to a movie and some jerk in the rows in front of me decides to text - its like someone spitting in my food at a restaurant. Ruins the experience and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    1. Re:So annoying! by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      Some people think that when they pay for a service they have the right to do anything they want, the idea being "my dollars are as good as yours". These people don't give a shit about your pathetic family and your pathetic $50, they'll definitely do what they want to do and ignore all house policies or etiquettes.

      My bet is that if the admission were free, she'd be more willing to respect your complaint and turn her phone off.

  13. Alamo's CEO's blog post by RussR42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    is here.

  14. Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and money by TechNit · · Score: 2

    It is both sides of this story that keep me from going to theaters. At home I suffer none of this, and the pause button rox!!

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  15. Re:horseshit by jaymz666 · · Score: 2

    That, or get a job where you can sit in a movie for two hours without distracting other patrons.

  16. I regularly watch movies in Alamo Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are always A+ on service, food is decent, and they are very upfront about no texting/no talking policy. You can't possibly miss all the warnings, unless you are too busy texting.

  17. Re:horseshit by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    $10 is $10, and when it's my wife and I it's $20.

    Thirty feet? Are you kidding?
    I often see kids play with their phones in the rows right in front of me. Stadium seating means there's very little to obscure the screen from sight.

  18. Pretty great chain by Kufat · · Score: 2

    I've only been to the Alamo Drafthouse once, but I think it was the best experience I've ever had at a normal (i.e. 35mm) movie theater. Comfortable seats, good projection/sound, friendly staff, and the food was delicious and was served unobtrusively. The prices were quite reasonable as well.

  19. Just a tip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I admit it, I check email during a movie because I need to.

    You're using email to receive important and time sensitive messages?

    OooooooooKaaaaaaayyyyy.

    The way it's usually done is with text messages or voice which vibrate when you receive them - if you actually have the device on vibrate. In other words, when you're on call, you can go about your business without having to constantly check.

  20. One time offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hate the people who check/text on their phone once. It takes you out of the movie, you cant go get the manager to do anything because , "I have to witness it." Then once one person gets away with it everyone else feels that they can't wait either. I'd love to know what it is about movie theaters that cause people to stop being themselves and turn into total pricks, has there been any studies on the subject?

    1. Re:One time offenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you don't think "go get the manager" does not move you into the total prick column?

    2. Re:One time offenders by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, I don't. "Total" prick wouldn't have the redeeming virtue of shutting down the offender.

      But if it does, then it just demonstrates to the prick with the phone that "there's always a bigger prick", and you're inviting it to fuck you harder than you can stand it when you take your little prick out in public.

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    3. Re:One time offenders by laxguy · · Score: 0

      A light and some clicking takes you so far out of the movie that you need to get up and get the manager, thus removing you from the movie experience even more so than if you just ignored it and looked at the screen?

    4. Re:One time offenders by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      No, the total prick is the one texting. The one going to the manager is trying to make sure all the other customers can enjoy the film.

  21. Re:Respect the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that if the movie is that bad people would walk out of the movie and then could tweet/text/whatever, or should have the common decency to wait until after the movie is over. After all I don't piss all over the seat back when I need to use the facilities, I wait until I am in an appropiate time and place for it.

  22. Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Perry's sandwich shop in Downtown Chicago has a similar policy - if you're in the store and pull out the cellphone, they turn on a fire alarm siren until you put the phone away.

    They have an electronic display that scrolls, and one of the messages is "If you're using a cellphone, you're too important to be here".

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    _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    1. Re:Perry's by matthelm007 · · Score: 1

      That is GREAT!!!! Wish someone would follow my brother around and do this when his wife calls. Of course, he'd be deaf within 3 days (48 waking hours of ringing!) if they did. ;-)

    2. Re:Perry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if you're in the store and pull out the cellphone, they turn on a fire alarm siren until you put the phone away."

      I would get out of the place if that happened - what if there is a real fire?

    3. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      In a bloody sandwich shop?

      I'd call the police on them.

    4. Re:Perry's by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      I would never go there. I like to read the news while I eat... and I don't carry a newspaper.

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      The right to protest the State is more sacred than the State.
    5. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      It's well known that they do it. the police wouldn't be much help cause they eat there too.

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    6. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1
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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    7. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an assault to me. The Police are obligate to, you know, enforce the law. I'm glad that Mr. Perry and his employees think that this is cute, but there's nothing like criminal charges and a lawsuit to change that.

    8. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      It's not an assault, It's free speech - nothing in the constitution regulates volume.

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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    9. Re:Perry's by Omestes · · Score: 1

      It is their business, if they don't want ass-hats acting impolite that is their choice. They have the right to choose who they want to serve, and how they want to serve them (within some legal boundaries, like ADA, and various equality laws). If you don't like it, you don't have to be there.

      If you don't want to act according to the rules of polite society, don't expect people to give you the same accord as they would give polite, civil, people.

      I wish every theater, restaurant, bookstore, and library had similar policies as the Drafthouse, or this sandwich shop.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    10. Re:Perry's by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      You are free not to go there. Oh, and you are an overly litigious piece of crap.

    11. Re:Perry's by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure the proprietors have taken people like you into account, but the positives of their policy outweigh the negatives in their view. It's their business so it's their right to set the culture they want, even if it they lose some customers (just like the drafthouse story).

    12. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, as usual.

      They're offering public accommodation. If they don't want to take all comers (under reasonable boundaries), I suggest they open a private club, not a public business.

    13. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm also free to go there and give them crap. See how a free society works? I'll put it on my list.

    14. Re:Perry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a bloody sandwich shop?

      I'd call the police on them.

      Is you a nigga nigga?

    15. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Anyone who wants to come can. Just like the sign, "no shirt, no shoes, no service" is legal - "no cellphones" is legal too.

      If you can't abide by the rules of the shop? Then guess what, you're not going to get what you want.

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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    16. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Good on yah - Can't wait to see you post how ineffective your tactics were :)

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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    17. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Lunchtime the line's usually out the door and a bit down the street.

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    18. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Ooh, you're a brilliant one. Care to try that again? Do a little googling first?

    19. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Can you show me where the constitution regulates volume?

      k-thanx.

      p.s. Do you often hear loud whooshing noises just above your head?

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    20. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      I know there's little point to arguing with the morons on /.(*), but... consider the following...

      I press the button on a 135db air horn 2" away from your ear.

      Does this example get you anywhere?

      (*) There was a time, now in the distant past, when one came here because the norm was above average...

    21. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      You don't have to confess to being a moron. Really.

      But I accept your surrender of the lack of a constitutional remedy for volume.

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    22. Re:Perry's by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      .and theyre free to ask you to leave. See how private ownership of land works?

    23. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      And I'm free to tell them that a business operating publicly must serve all comers.

      Practically, I get Perry's point and like the general idea (I haven't used cell phones for several years).

      Looking over the press, Perry himself evidently confronted people personally. That seems fine, all else aside.

      Turning on a "fire alarm" system (and claiming that it is "automatic based on the signal," etc., is quite another thing. Some obnoxious trader distrurbing other patrons is one thing; people in line on their phones, holding up the line, is similar; some poor bloke whose only available time to call is pregnant wife, for example, is on his lunch break, would be quite another case.

      Perry's (as reported) simply goes too far. Plenty of businesses put up warning signs that you cannot use your phone when ordering (etc)-- human solution. Turning on the fire alarm *every time*, even if the person is being considerate, without any concern for the situation, is not a "human solution."

    24. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      that poor bloke is free to step outside the shop to use the phone too.

      Again, it's widely advertised in the shop, it's widely known by the patrons of the establishment that you will be unable to use your cellphone in there.

      If the phone is that important to you, the shop even says that you are too important to be in the shop. Go ELSEWHERE!

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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    25. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Perry's: where the customer is always right, as long as the customer agrees with the hardhats who own the place!

      (Have they found a way to keep niggers and kikes out as well? It is Chicago after all!)

    26. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Considering the population statistics of Chicago, that would be bad for the bottom line.

      No, I'm afraid that only asshat cellphone users get the boot at Perry's. Sorry that doesn't fit in your narrow little world, but then again, you can't be faulted for as you did confess that you were a moron in the first place.

      (that's two arms and two legs - try not to bleed on me ;) )

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      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    27. Re:Perry's by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a point?

      Perry's is not only assaulting its patrons-- illegally-- it's declaring it in advance. I think we're up to felony assault there, with the premeditation and the threatening.

      They're free to open a private club if that's what they want, and have any stupid rules they want. So long as they're a public business, they have to play by the rules everyone else does.

      As far as you, I'm done. Please find a lake and help the gene pool.

    28. Re:Perry's by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do have a point, your entire premise is idiotic.

      If a shop throws you out for not wearing t-shits or shoes, it's entirely legal.

      If a shop makes it impossible for an asshat cellphone user to ruin other peoples experiences, that's also entirely legal.

      and I bought the bleach to clean out the gene pool, can I have your mothers address?

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  23. this messed up culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's absolutely forbidden to speak during a movie and everyone is jumping down this lady's throat for using her phone. Yet, you can always go back and see a movie, it's going to be on DVD and Netflix in a few months, then next year it'll be playing on a loop on a cable channel.

    When I go to a concert that will only happen once, probably isn't recorded, won't be released, and will never happen again, everyone is screaming at each other so they can talk over the music.

    1. Re:this messed up culture by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      And people spend what has to be hundreds of dollars on the cheap watery beer so they can get drunk and forget the concert anyway.

    2. Re:this messed up culture by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's pretty messed up that people like this lady insist on ruining movies for dozens or hundreds of other people. And even more messed up that people at concerts ruin it for others by interfering with the music or viewing the performance.

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    3. Re:this messed up culture by Chas · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to go spend another $10 because some inconsiderate "person" decides to come in and be annoying.

      On the flip side, why does spending $10 give the aforementioned inconsiderate "person" the right to come in and disrupt a hundred other people who spend 100x the amount she did for an uninterrupted movie-going experience?

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      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
  24. Re:Respect the policy by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or.... you could not be an asshole, and wait an hour until the movie is over, and then text your friends that it was bad instead of annoying everyone else in the theater behind you.

  25. Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by tylersoze · · Score: 2

    I hate even going to conventional theaters anymore since I moved to Austin. Reasonably priced actual meals served with the movie. What a ground breaking concept! No commercials before the movie, just little loops they specifically for the movie your watching that somehow related to it. All kinds of special events, like a secret premiere of the new Star Trek movie hidden as a showing of Wrath of Khan, or John Carpenter and Shepard Fairey showing up for a screening of They Live, it's just a cool place. I'm so glad they're building one down the street from me on Slaughter, so I don't have to shelp all the way to Lamar, except for the special events. When I'm in Dallas, I'll usually go to The Movie Tavern which functions as a fair replacement.

    All you automatic Texas haters can go fuck off, because Austin is a nice little liberal enclave that somehow managed to create itself down here.

    1. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All you automatic Texas haters can go fuck off, because Austin is a nice little liberal enclave that somehow managed to create itself down here."

      So...you hate all of Texas except Austin?

      Nice.

    2. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by theNAM666 · · Score: 0

      >All you automatic Texas haters can go fuck off, because Austin is a nice little liberal enclave
      > that somehow managed to create itself down here.

      Um... Sounds like you just admitted that the rest of the state is filled with absolute morons, which, well... would explain while one needs an enclave...

    3. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by Infernal+Device · · Score: 2

      We can be very conservative at times, too.

      You can be as gay as you want.
      You can smoke weed.
      You can hold all kinds of surprising and non-conformist opinions.

      But you goddamn well better be polite about it.

      --
      "My God...it's full of trolls!"
    4. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      mod -1 is not there for "I disagree..."

    5. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you automatic Texas haters can go fuck off, because Austin is a nice little liberal enclave that somehow managed to create itself down here.

      Word the fuck up, good buddy. Y'all have no idea.

    6. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Why, that's quite the leap to conclusion from so few words.

      But yeah, many of us in Austin are embarrassed by the rest of Texas. "The worst thing about Austin is it is surrounded by Texas", as they saying goes.

    7. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only Texans who like Austin are people in Austin. Real Texans hate that liberal shit hole. Real Texans don't give a damn what non-Texans think of us. We're laughing all day at California/New York/Illinios' problems while we rack up some of the best economic numbers in the country. Right to work for the win, hippies!

    8. Re:Completely spoiled by the Drafthouse by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile they're closing down the one near me in Houston, making me drive all the way out to Katy whenever I want to watch a movie. It's not happening for a while yet, but knowing it's happening saddens me...

      I can't go to regular movie theatres any more, it's like: 'I'm watching a movie, why hasn't anyone brought me a pizza and a beer yet?'

  26. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by matthelm007 · · Score: 1

    Even at home, I turn off the phones when watching a movie. Why even pause, when it's just some salesperson.

  27. Re:horseshit by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Interesting
    No kidding, Jesus. Even if you're tethered to a phone for some reason, there's no reason you shouldn't be prepared to inobtrusively slip out to the lobby. It's not exactly difficult, either.

    For example, a friend of mine once worked as an emergency responder for the Red Cross. Part of that was to carry the emergency contact phone wherever she went while she was on call. If she was going to be somewhere that respectful quiet was expected, like a church, or the theatre, or a classroom, she made damned certain that the thing was set to vibrate. She also made sure to arrive at the venue early, so that she could get an aisle seat and, if she felt the phone vibrate, she could slip out to the lobby without shoving her ass in a row-full of faces. As far as anyone who wasn't in her group was concerned, she would just be politely nipping out to the bathroom. No ringtones, no sudden glare, no conversations, not difficult.

  28. Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by erroneus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think there will be no one here who will "take the other side" until, that is, it is their side.

    We have discussed mobile phone behaviors on occasion here and elsewhere. Invariably we say things like "no excuse" or "under no circumstances" and of course "rude" and "thoughtless." Really?

    When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings. And you know that last-second thought you just had? You've got to call someone right now because it might leave your head in the time it takes to at least get to a stop light or to pull over. And of course in a bus or train or in a movie theater, the phone is always a pain in the ass unless it's your phone.

    I actually like the PSAs that often play before the movie starts. I usually forget to turn my phone to silent before it starts and the PSAs are a convenient reminder because I don't intend for my phone to ring at the wrong time. And these days, the phones invariably have a bright color display on them. In a dark room where the only light is being reflected on a big screen, other sources of light are a huge distraction.

    And you know what? I too have texted during a movie... well, no it was before a movie actually started -- I tend to forget the whole world when I am actually watching a movie. (When I was younger, my brothers used to kick me and hit me while I was engrossed in TV -- they thought it was funny because I wouldn't respond most of the time... I'm still kinda like that) But when my focus is one place, I don't need it taken off by some stray light source from below or beside me.

    I guess what I am getting at is we all agree with the PSAs where other people's behavior is concerned. We fail to see that very same behavior in ourselves or somehow feel we are the exception.

    While I am thinking about it, I think I will visit the Team Whiskey IRC chat to see if they can add extra "do not answer the phone" buttons to say "not now, I am in a theater!" I have something like that on the phone already, but I have to hit a smaller button, then select one of several messages. Not convenient enough.

    1. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Funny

      When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings.

      Very not-true, unless you were raised by B.F. Skinner in a Nokia lab.

    2. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings.

      I have a proven, reliable algorithm for not answering the phone when it rings, either while driving, or in a movie theater, or even while coding. Here it is, in all its unpatented glory:

      1. Step 1: Don't answer the phone

      Works every time!

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    3. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by otis+wildflower · · Score: 2

      An unanswered phone is a happy phone!

      ps: "Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it!" sounds an awful lot like Al Gore and learjet liberals carping on about CO2 while they have chauffeured SUVs and private jets spewing several villages worth of CO2 as they travel from junket to junket..

    4. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings."

      Next to impossible for those who have no self-control or ability to prioritize, that is.

      Do you understand that what you've really admitted is that you are willing to
      take actions which endanger people sharing the road with you simply because
      you don't have the self-control to wait and call someone back ? You'd better not
      hit me in my car, because if you do you will get a cell phone suppository.

    5. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      When driving it is actually quite easy to not answer your phone when it rings: Turn off the ringer. Or if you forget, simply don't answer it.

      If you lack the self-control necessary to resist the siren song of the ringer, then you shouldn't be driving - you should be somewhere safe where other people, people with normal levels of impulse control and cognitive faculty, can take care of you and prevent you from being a complete fucking idiot to the detriment of yourself and others.

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      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    6. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by theNAM666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Very not-true, unless you were raised by B.F. Skinner in a Nokia lab.

      Yeah, and what about it? Next you're going to insult my dogs because they drool every time a bell rings?

    7. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Just telling it like it really is for most people out there. "Self control or not" it is always tempting to check the caller-id.

      But I know the rest of you walk on water... what was I thinking "being truthful."

    8. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by theNAM666 · · Score: 2

      Mr. Poster:

      Your algorithm is in violation of my client SCO corporation's existing patent #38466643, computer device to prevent phone answering. Don't bother paying us for this violation; We have already files a lawsuit against you and requested that your phone company provide us with the names of all subscribers who have ever not answered their phones.

    9. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Rinnon · · Score: 2

      When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings. And you know that last-second thought you just had? You've got to call someone right now because it might leave your head in the time it takes to at least get to a stop light or to pull over.

      Your assumption that we all feel a phone call must be answered or responded to as soon as humanly possible is completely misplaced. When I get a phone call while driving, I ignore it. I don't feel any pavlovian desire to dig through my pocket and answer it, and I CERTAINLY don't consider pulling over or phoning back at a stoplight. Aside from the fact that where I live it would be illegal for me to answer it while driving, I am confident that there is no phone call so pressing that it can't wait until I arrive at my destination. Additionally, I think it's ridiculous that people seem to be getting less and less patient with regards to making phone calls. No one seems to be able to leave a message, or wait a few hours to get called back. This sort of expectation that you'll get a response immediately is absurd. And on the receiving end of things, being unwilling to wait for an appropriate time to call back, for fear that you'll then not get a response on the other side, is equally absurd. We all used to get by just fine only having a phone in our house. Now go chat on your cellphone on someone else's damn lawn!

    10. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings.

      Very not-true, unless you were raised by B.F. Skinner in a Nokia lab.

      LOL, great comment.

    11. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > ...spewing several villages worth of CO2...

      It's ok. They buy "carbon offsets".

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    12. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by mkiwi · · Score: 1

      because if you do you will get a cell phone suppository.

      Good news everyone!

    13. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Gravatron · · Score: 1

      Before I got bluetooth in my new car, I refused to answer the phone unless I was stopped, or I had my headset on. It's just too distracting and unsafe.

      I find it hard to sympathize with this woman, even knowing who she is and knowing her in real life. She knew the rules, she just didn't seem to care.

    14. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by bfields · · Score: 2

      But I know the rest of you walk on water...

      Uh, no, we just don't answer the damn phone. That isn't next to impossible. It isn't walking on water. It isn't even going on a diet or quitting smoking. It's easy.

      Really, I understand that 99.99% of driving is boring as hell. The other .01% includes moments when you see something in front of you that you didn't see a second ago. In a lifetime of driving, eventually one of those moments may coincide with one of the seconds when you were paying attention to your phone.

      As long as you're piloting that your 2 tons of car on the public road, the rest of us would appreciate it if you would please keep your attention on what you're doing.

    15. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Or Newt Gingrich, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard and Larry Craig extolling traditional family values.

    16. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup - people look strangely at me when I have a meeting with somebody in my office at work, the phone rings, I glance at it, and then I don't answer it and proceed with the meeting. I find this bizarre - this person has taken the time to set up a meeting with me, and I made time on my calendar to meet because whatever we're talking about was important enough to discuss (and my calendar tends to book up quite a bit). Why would I then set aside that carefully prioritized calendar just because some random person wants something from me? When I have a free moment I'll find out what it was about, prioritize it accordingly, and deal with it. If they're having a heart attack they should be dialing 911, since there isn't much I can do for them personally.

      Answering the phone when it rings amounts to prioritizing your work (or recreation) purely on the basis of the urgent, and not on the basis of the important. Learning the difference changed my life.

    17. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Don't answer the phone

      One problem...

      During certain times of the day I hardly ever answer my phone, email, texts immediately. I pretty much impose "office hours" on myself, during the day I will answer the phone, reply to emails, etc... But once its time to relax, you can leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I damn well feel like it. Even during the day I use "information triage", so I might not get back to you until tomorrow, perhaps later if it isn't at all important and I have other things to do (which can include; finish this book, watch this show, clean my finger nails, take a nap, play with the cat, sit around staring at a wall for a bit).

      Not everything in this world needs immediate attention, and often most things happening on the phone or in my various in-boxes aren't terribly important. I don't see why I need to interrupt my life for the immediate social needs of other people. I have no desire to be in constant contact with the rest of humanity, I actually consider it annoying and not-at-all positive, unlike the vast majority of people I know. Why should I be forced to accommodation their constant need for communication and recognition, when people don't appreciate my desire for peace, quiet, and quality communications (as opposed to the modern emphasis on quantity)?

      I have no problem with this, and the more quality elements of my friends, family, acquaintances, and peers have learned to accept this. It might annoy them that I never respond to their unwanted pictures of fat people with silly captions, or their blurbs about shopping, or how "extra nasty" their commute was (or worse; tweets and updates about video-game achievements). People have gotten used to it. I get back to people, and generally reply by inviting them out to a pub, or dinner to talk about it.

      Some people haven't. My father among them. He calls daily, often multiple times a day. If I miss one of his calls he sends a text and leaves a voice mail, if I don't reply to the text he'll send an email. If I don't reply to the email he calls. If this goes on long enough (over a day or so) he'll call my girlfriend. In extreme cases (when I was in college, didn't have a cellphone, and was in the midst of writing my capstone paper), he'll call the cops. As much as it annoys me (not to say my father does, just the need to be constantly communicating), I pretty much have no choice but to answer the phone. The guilt trip if I don't isn't worth it. He's an extreme case, but I have other friends like him who scream at me for missing Facebook updates, or not friending the appropriate mutual acquaintances, who act offended by the fact that I might only think about Facebook (much less check it) perhaps once a week, and only if Slashdot, or the rest of the Internet is being particularly boring, and I have no good books, and it is too nasty outside for a walk, or I have no actual work to do.

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    18. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      +1 for best behaviorism reference ever.

    19. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Next you're going to insult my dogs because they drool every time a bell rings?

      That's Pavlov, not Skinner...duh!

    20. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Yup - people look strangely at me when I have a meeting with somebody in my office at work, the phone rings, I glance at it, and then I don't answer it and proceed with the meeting.

      Indeed. It was one of the best lessons I learned from a mentor as an undergrad. She was an eminent professor and a scholar with an international reputation, but she wouldn't answer the phone when I had a scheduled meeting with her. Perhaps after two or three times, I think I said something like "do you need to get that," at which point she explained the same philosophy that you did. Unless you are aware that you are expecting an urgent and very important phone call (in which case, you inform the person you are meeting with when he/she arrives), the people who meet face-to-face get priority.

      Same goes (if not more so) for emails, texting, etc. Duh. It's the most basic respect you can show for someone else's time.

    21. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      No, but we recognize that it's more important to keep our minds on wrangling a multi-thousand lb. vehicle going at speeds sufficient to cause grievous bodily harm or death while also navigating around many other people doing the same, than it is to know that zomg Kimmie is totally calling with tix to see the Beibs!!!

      And it's not just trivial calls you can ignore - it's important ones too. I have missed extremely important calls while driving and in every case, saying to the person, once I am no longer driving and now in a place to make a return call, "Sorry, I was on the road," it's been perfectly fine.

      It isn't walking on water - it's being an adult, taking the responsibility of driving seriously, and exercising a basic level of impulse control. The fact that you would equate something like "keeping your eyes on the road, not your ringing phone" to something like a miracle is exactly why I'm so vigilant when I drive - people like you not behaving responsibly on the road.

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    22. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      The one on the left is Pavlov, the one on the left is Skinner... can't you tell from the nice tags Nokia gave us?

    23. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, I often don't answer the phone when it rings and I'm sitting around doing nothing. Having a phone doesn't obligate you to be reachable at all times.

    24. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      When driving, for example, it is next to impossible to resist answering the phone when it rings. And you know that last-second thought you just had? You've got to call someone right now because it might leave your head in the time it takes to at least get to a stop light or to pull over.

      You should see a doctor about that obsessive-compulsive disorder you appear to have.

    25. Re:Bad for someone else, but OK for me to do it! by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      "Self control or not" it is always tempting to check the caller-id.

      No it isn't. Sorry about your lack of self-control. Perhaps you should consider talking the bus if you are unable to drive without checking your phone.

  29. Re:Respect the policy by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here is what is playig at the theater. Brides mainds, kung fu panda. x-men, etc. Not a high end theater like landmark or Dundance where the films require a little more attention.

    That's right. Only people who are watching appropriately high-class, cultured, artistic works of cinema should expect to be able to watch a film without unnecessary distractions. Folks who are going to watch mass-market movies just to have a pleasant night out aren't interested in paying attention; of course they shouldn't expect to be able to see or hear what they're watching. Their low-brow entertainment preferences don't deserve any better.

    Seriously? For someone who's bemoaning Austin (Austin? Texas? Really?) as a city of pseudo-chic poseurs, you're awfully stuck up. Sure, this could just be a publicity stunt--but I hold out some faint hope that there might actually exist theaters which care about the audience's experience, and expect a better level of conduct than we seem to settle for in most venues.

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  30. I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Troll

    When people have a light on in the theater I'm in, I ask them politely (and quietly) to turn it off. If they persist, I ask them again, a little less politely, and warn them that the next time I won't be polite at all. If I need to intervene a third time, I tell them I'll throw them out if they don't stop. Then I get the usher, unless it's obvious the first time or two that I'll have to get the usher.

    Sometimes they get violent with me when I'm asking them - pushing me, getting in my face with "what you gonna do about it?", things like that. I am all too willing to stay in their face when that happens - pushing back, telling them I'm going to retaliate, even kill them if they get tough with me.

    I get into it with viciously obnoxious people in movie theaters on average a few times a year. It's been getting worse for about 20 years now. And for the past 5 years I've had to stop people from waving their lit-up phones backwards in my face at concerts that are mostly dark, even during quiet parts with no light show that is also very disruptive. What's most shocking is finding out while interacting with these morons that they cannot realize that they're bothering other people, since it's not bothering them.

    Maybe I'm nuts to care about protecting my entertainment time, or more importantly demanding minimum respect or defending myself from animals whose response to polite requests is threats of violence. But I do. And if someone wants their day ruined by testing whether I'm nuts, they're going to get vastly more trouble than an annoying light in a dark movie theater.

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    1. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sometimes they get violent with me when I'm asking them - pushing me, getting in my face with "what you gonna do about it?", things like that. I am all too willing to stay in their face when that happens - pushing back, telling them I'm going to retaliate, even kill them if they get tough with me. [...] And if someone wants their day ruined by testing whether I'm nuts, they're going to get vastly more trouble than an annoying light in a dark movie theater.

      That made me laugh out loud. The reason these people are behaving this way is precisely because they have the same attitude as you do. They react so bizarrely because they think "hey, don't fuck with me". They react to you because they perceive you to be fucking with them, not because they don't care about other people, and you are doing the same thing. It doesn't matter how polite your words are, if you have in the back of your mind that this person you are interacting with is possibly one of "those aggressive obnoxious people" then they won't react well to you. If you doubt that, see your own emotional reaction to this post, where I put you in the category of these people. I bet you were immediately set in a mindset to disagree with whatever I was saying. That's how it works. You are not suffering these idiots who can't handle a polite request, you are creating their behavior and disrupting everyone else's moviegoing experience. I know I find a fight and someone threatening to kill someone a lot more distracting than a lit cell phone.

    2. Re:I Will Throw You Out by radish · · Score: 1

      telling them I'm going to retaliate, even kill them if they get tough with me

      Yes, you're nuts. You're going to KILL someone for using their phone in a movie theater? Get help, seriously, you're out of your mind.

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    3. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No, the difference between them and me is that I'm doing what I'm doing to stop someone else from harming me. They're just selfishly indulging themself; they don't even think about the harm. I can assure you that when I'm confronting these selfish jerks, I'm thinking about the harm I am, and could be, causing them.

      It does matter how polite I am - not just the words, but the tone - when I ask the first time. You might not be able to appreciate that actually being polite, which I said I was, does not equal only the words. I, a well adjusted adult, am perfectly capable of asking truly politely, even when expecting the worst, and being ready to defend myself from a surprise punch (which has never happened). But also while being ready and open to the typical response to a polite request about an obviously reasonable matter: compliance, and sometimes a quick "sorry". Which is what happens, oh, 80% of the time. Though I expect that jerks who respond to a polite request with either explicit rudeness, or just ignoring the request, get the "inevitable" response from me (or others like me) that warns I'll not be polite the third time, think it's the only possible outcome. BTW, I've seen others stand up as I do, and I thank them too.

      If they're incapable of being polite even when treated politely, then I've only wasted both our time going through the original polite request. I do it anyway, because I'm feeling much more strongly connected to the rest of the audience who have been watching the movie with manners.

      Another difference is that other people in the theater are protected from the same harm I'm protecting myself from. There's no one but real sociopaths thinking "yeah, don't let him do you like that" about the phone jerk; I often have people thanking me for standing up, sometimes joining me right away, but more often waiting until the confrontation ends with the phone jerk slinking away. Can you see the difference between what people appreciate about my standing up, vs what people might appreciate about the person with the phone?

      And to show I'm being polite as I respond to your attempt to "put me in the category" of those people, despite my emotional response to it and your other belligerent mistakes in your post, I'll leave for last that somehow I'm "creating their behavior", which kicked off with them shining a light in a dark theater, is the kind of absurd we call "preposterous".

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    4. Re:I Will Throw You Out by pnot · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm nuts to care about protecting my entertainment time,...

      You are a bulwark of civilization. Keep up the good work!

    5. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      telling them I'm going to retaliate, even kill them if they get tough with me

      Yes, you're nuts. You're going to KILL someone for using their phone in a movie theater? Get help, seriously, you're out of your mind.

      By "getting tough", I assume the other person pulls a weapon or fights them.

    6. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all too willing to stay in their face when that happens - pushing back, telling them I'm going to retaliate, even kill them if they get tough with me.

      HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!?!

      AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES!?!

    7. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, I tell them that. And it's not for using their phone, it's for getting tough with me.

      Seriously, learn to read before you project your fears on what I write.

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    8. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

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    9. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    10. Re:I Will Throw You Out by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I care about them. I also care about the rules against all-caps shouting in posts.

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    11. Re:I Will Throw You Out by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'm a fellow self-appointed film etiquette enforcer. There are a few around. I hope to educate people, including bystanders, that other people care and will speak up about it.

      Once, a person rudely refused to stop making calls so I grabbed his phone. It was not smart and I probably won't do it again, but the look on his face was priceless. I told him I'd give it back when the movie was over. He threatened to get an usher, which I welcomed. His wife and children begged him to let it go, so he sulked for the movie and I gave him his phone afterwards. He wanted to fight me until I stood up, then he lost interest when I stood a foot taller than him.

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    12. Re:I Will Throw You Out by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all the cell phones out at concerts really gets to me sometimes, you see people watching the whole show through their phone, so they can upload the crappy video to youtube later. No one wants to live in the moment.

  31. Re:Respect the policy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    You sound like someone with pretension of being "down to earth". How awfully Texan of you.

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  32. Re:Respect the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm.... Well, let's address this bit by bit:
    1. Austin pseudo-chic -- Same thing applies at the Houston Drafthouses, and for that matter at the other similar themed theatres I have been to in Houston and St. Paul. The Drafthouse folks are nicer about it than others and they give much more warning than is usual.
    2. Distracted by the popcorn, the cokes, the patrons trying to get refils -- That's a given at this sort of place and part of the reason they are so agressive on enforcement.
    3. Distracted by people talking on the phone -- That is covered by the same policy, raise a flag and the management of the theatre will take care of them, same as they address texting.
    4. Won't work in other urban parts of Texas... Let's look at where there are drafthouses or drafthouses opening outside of Austin (Looks like something is working):
        a) Houston, TX
        b) San Antonio, TX
        c) Lubbock, TX

    Oddly enough they have been pushing this for the past decade, it's only that recently it's recieved more attention due to internet coverage (I recall seeing warnings over the years from Chuck Norris (Who will kick you if you talk during the movie), Will Ferrell (Who will gently put you to sleep with his cattle prod), and others ). The Alamo Drafthouse chain serves decent food, is generally low-disturbance, shows first run movies and on a regular has events involving 'classic' movies and other shows of interest.

  33. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Theaters removing people who insist on turning lights on during the movie keep you from going to theaters? Thank you for staying away.

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  34. Thank you for enforcing your own rules, Alamo! by adosch · · Score: 1

    I'm glad that Ms Inebriated got the boot from the theater. It's not really the fact that she was using her phone at all in a public place, it's the fact that she had free time, paid to go have an evening of dining and visual entertainment at a theater and somehow that's not occupying enough. WTF happened to people, their short attention spans and adult ADHD tendencies? Seriously, if you have to have every second of your life occupied by some sort of attention, then every Friday night, stay at home with a bag of microwave popcorn and a shitty FX movie rerun and your phone.

    I, myself, agree totally with how Alamo Drafthouse handled this and I hope that every other dine and/or theater place starts stepping up to the plate on this, too.

  35. atx ftw by transfixed · · Score: 1

    A theater that actually respects cinema.

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  36. Re:horseshit by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Put your phone on vibrate and step outside if you get a message you need to check.

  37. Magnited States of America... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... bwahahah

    1. Re:Magnited States of America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because texting is constitutionally protected. It's a reglear thing.

    2. Re:Magnited States of America... by hephury · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one who found this amusing... http://www.magnitedwestand.com/

  38. BRAVO! by pro151 · · Score: 1

    One can only hope they do the same for the people that bring their screaming new born to the theater as well.

  39. Re:Respect the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was going to write a long response at how pretentious your post was, then I got to the end where you complain that their advertisement "is merely a cheap publicity stunt" and realized it would involve defining a lot of words for you.

  40. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, both sides are asshats. The customer for disturbing the movie, and the management for not putting their money where their mouth is and giving her a refund along with a written notice that she's barred from attending again.

    If, as someone else said, the theater doesn't WANT this particular business, they should stop hiding behind 'policy' and just reverse the transaction - she's no longer allowed to watch the movie, so they no longer keep her money. It's not the 'escorting out' which is obnoxious, it's the 'without refund' bit.

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  41. She even made it to CNN by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Say what you will about Anderson Cooper, but he rips this drunk chick a new one in this video:

    http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2011/06/07/exp.ac.ridiculist.talk.text.movie.cnn.html

    I don't live in Austin, but if I visit, I'll make a point to go to this theater.

    1. Re:She even made it to CNN by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      Did Anderson Cooper say something about "inane chatter?"

      Seems a classic case of it taking an inane chattered to know one.

    2. Re:She even made it to CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we need to hear Anderson Cooper rip into her? Aren't her own words enough? I mean, we've all pretty much formed this exact opinion based on the video, why do we need someone on CNN to reiterate it?

      *sigh* American news channels

    3. Re:She even made it to CNN by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 1

      We don't, but any time some idiotic self-centered little brat gets called out on national TV for a practice that's the bane of moviegoers, that's a good thing.

  42. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by sqlrob · · Score: 1

    Management did put their money where their mouth is. The policy is *explicitly* "no refunds", stated several times before the movie and in the lobby.

    Although, actually, they didn't completely follow the policy. It's stated as one warning.

  43. Re:that's Texas for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alamo Drafthouse is an awesome place to go. Not only do you get to watch a film, you get decent food (at no more than restruant prices), an extensive beer list, waiters that are pleasant and experienced, and a crew that are interested in making sure that little interrupts the show.

    About 1/3 of the pre-film snippets discuss cell phone use, noisy children, ruining the show for others, etc. The main difference between Alamo and everyone else is that they enforce their policy. They always have, and they warn you three or four times before any show that they will eject you. While you might have opinions about the state of Texas, you have your choice of going to a film house that doesn't enforce such policies (which is ever other film house in Texas), or you can go to Aamo for the reasons I do, to watch a film without catching a show at the same time.

    Oh and by the way, if you ever get a chance to visit Texas, please don't.

  44. Re:horseshit by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I admit it, I check email during a movie because I need to.

    No you don't. A cinema isn't exactly a proper place to work.

    yes, there are times when it is necessary to check any messages you may receive. For example, about six months after my wife and I had our first child, we finally got a break to go see a movie. Every time our phone vibrated, we had to check it to make sure our kid wasn't in the hospital or something.

    Yes, we were paranoid.
    Yes, we didn't HAVE to go to the movie. Then again, you didn't HAVE to go either.

    After six months of no sleep, changing diapers and not leaving the house with the kid because we know kids are annoying, we EARNED a night out, just the two of us. However, the first time you leave you child with a sitter, you keep your phone close. It's part of being a parent. We chose Alamo Draft House, enjoyed a burger and a few beers, sat on the very back row, kept our phones on silent mode and in my wife's purse so we could check by looking into the purse without actually taking the phones out. If we had received a message that needed our attention, we would have left the theater and gone to the lobby to answer it. So we were courteous and received no flack at all from the staff who were standing right behind us looking over the crowd for empties.

    Don't say that no one ever needs to check for messages during a movie. Some people truly need to for things other than work. However, it is possible to do without anyone even knowing you are doing it.

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  45. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Raenex · · Score: 2

    Who cares if she got a refund? She cost them money by making the experience worse for other patrons. It's the same thing if some jackass has to be thrown out of a ballgame. They don't give you refunds when they have to throw you out. Just show some common courtesy and follow the rules.

  46. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Why should she get a refund?
    It's not hiding behind a policy, it is protecting the other customers.

  47. Re:that's Texas for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You text during movies, huh?

  48. Re:horseshit by johnlcallaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So you admit that you didn't have to go see a movie, but you did anyway and don't see anything wrong with bothering anyone around you while you are paranoid about your kid. Ya know .. my phone vibrates differently for a text message and email than it does a phone call. One would think that if your kid got hurt, someone would CALL you. In fact, if I get a phone call and don't answer it, it vibrates for several seconds. Then, when a voice mail is left, it vibrates again. So I know if someone that just called me left a voice mail.

    So NO ONE needs to check email or text messages during a movie. Tell someone if they really need to get hold of you to CALL YOU and leave a voice mail. NOW you know it's important and you can slip out, check your voice mail.

    Your petty, self-centered excuses (along with others on this board) only show how inconsiderate, self centered, or technologically ignorant you are.

    At least if you are technologically ignorant about your phone, you can learn ....

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    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  49. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If refunds were given to people who disturb others, then people would start being obnoxious to get their money back when they don't like the movie. Then you'd really have to ban them, but that's much more work for keeping track and it doesn't give people a chance to learn the lesson.

  50. Re:that's Texas for you by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Informative

    Neither the theater operators nor the patrons have any style. Best avoid the whole state.

    You shouldn't speak of things you know nothing about.

    Alamo has its own style. I haven't been since we've had kids, so it's been a while. You don't take kids to Alamo! The place is not like a normal theater. They serve real food and beer at reasonable prices. Not stale popcorn at what calculates out to $150/lb.

    But, I don't remember seeing previews there. Before the movie, they show clips from old, terrible 70's B-movies. Usually the type that Quentin Tarantino tries to emulate, but worse. Or, maybe they'll show a comedian. I guess it really depends on the type of movie you are going to see. I remember seeing boobs during the "previews" when going to see American Pie at Alamo. This theater marches to the beat of its own drummer. It is different than anything I have ever experienced at a movie and can't wait to go back. Alamo certainly has a style that is all its own. Ask anyone who has ever been there.

    Just because you can't understand the "style", doesn't mean that it's not there. It's probably just too far above you for you to see. By insulting that which you don't understand not makes you an idiot, but an asshole as well.

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  51. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 0

    Score one for the good guys.

    What good guys? Isn't posting her rant on Youtube a copyright infringement?

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  52. Re:Respect the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It would be pretty to think so, but there is no reason to believe it is anything but a publicity stunt. As mentioned, it is their place and their rules and everyone deserves a place to hang that conforms to thier expectations, and lord knows if there is a place that caters to exclusivity, even low brow exclusivity, it is Austin, But that is hardly the point. People expectations vary, the way we handle customers expectations vary, and in this case the way it was handled was to create a publicity event. If you don't think so look at the twitter and board feeds.

    And I feel you. I want to watch all films without unnecessary distractions. Yet I have to deal with people who still have no finished the popcorn half way through the movie, people getting up and crossing half an aisle because they are not organized or considerate enough to get an aisle seat, even screaming kids in movies that they don't long. It is called being in a public space and having to deal with changing norms. The difference is in a high brow theater, those norms still exist and I don't have deal with people eating and children screaming. If one goes and sees x-men, there is no expectation that such distractions will not exist.

  53. I guess I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a normal movie theater where they bring the house lights down to total darkness. They have drinks and food while you watch the movie. Seriously? Someone texting is a big problem, when you've got people eating, drinking, transacting business with a waitress, etc?

  54. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2

    She cost them money by making the experience worse for other patrons

    That's called a cost of doing business. If they want to end the disruption sooner than the end of the movie, they can stump up to refund what she paid them to be allowed to be there. Legally, maybe the 'rules' get incorporated into the contract with the patron, but it's still pathetic and still wrong. The fundamental agreement is that the customer pays their money, and watches the movie - any attempt to include a clause which allows one party to declare unreasonable conduct on the part of the other and then, not just cancel the contract, but get themselves out of performing their obligations under it whilst requiring the other party still to perform theirs is just plain wrong.
    Imagine if you paid on your way out of the theater, rather than on the way in - and on management escorting someone out they expected them to stop at the cash-desk and pay for the movie they were being escorted out of. It would be both insane and unenforceable. This is exactly the same principle, it's just that people have paid up-front.

    Why is the fact that ballpark operators are equally unreasonable an argument against what I said, or remotely relevant?

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  55. Don't mess with Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we really need the wiki link for "Don't mess with Texas".

    1. Re:Don't mess with Texas by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yes, the link was a nice touch. Most people think "Don't Mess with Texas" is some macho tough-guy talk, when it is simply an anti-littering campaing.

      It's like "Keep Austin Weird" is not about loving hippies and weirdos--it's about promoting local business (like Alamo Drafthouse). Weird, I know!

  56. Re:horseshit by jaymz666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's nice and all, you may have earned a night out, but you didn't earn the right to possible annoy someone else who may have an actual reason to check their messages but steps out of the theatre to see what's what.

  57. Re:horseshit by tm2b · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're kind of an idiot. Text messages and email are not a reliable point-to-point communications medium for time sensitive messages. If it's that important, it should be using a real time channel (voice) and you should be going out into the hall to answer it.

    Your urgency does not entitle you to disrupt other people's enjoyment of their paid-for evening. The Alamo's policy is in place because of self-important jackasses like you,

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  58. Re:horseshit by tm2b · · Score: 2

    The Alamo's policy is complaint-driven. If you are truly not bothering anybody, you will not be asked to leave. I betcha this drunk chick was not being subtle.

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  59. A Subway in Syracuse, NY too by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    http://twitpic.com/22sgdu
    Saw this at the Subway inside of the Syracuse, NY bus/train station - a sign at least warning people not to use their phones while they're in the front of the lien and are thus supposed to be ordering. Reminds me of the behavior of an inconsiderate Starbucks patron cited in Weird Al's song "Craigslist"

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  60. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    I believe I proposed that she ought to be given a ban.

    Every now and again, someone might act up to get their money back when they're in a crappy movie, but that's going to be a negligible number if doing that also causes them to be barred from the theater. As for the difficulty in enforcing such bans - that's a problem that every other type of business owner has to deal with.

    I don't believe that private business owners have any role in 'teaching someone a lesson'.

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  61. Re:horseshit by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

    Text messages are nearly real-time. More importantly, they are asynchronous, and will eventually get through with even the poorest signal.

  62. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by dugn · · Score: 1

    You're kidding, right? What expectation of privacy do you think is in force in the transaction of her leaving the message on the company's answering machine? What about her openly recorded rant is copyrighted?

  63. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by webgovernor · · Score: 0

    If she pays for the movie, then part of her ticket price goes the the labor required to remove her from said movie. My ticket price could be higher, if she was allowed a refund. I'd like to take it a step further, perhaps she should have been fined for her obnoxious behavior... and that money could be given back to the polite patrons as a form of "we're sorry about the sociopath with the cellphone, here's a 10% off coupon on your next movie".

    At the risk of sounding like a sociopath myself, I'd even be in favor of flogging or chopping off her thumb... "alas such sweet justice shall never be the bust on my mantle."

  64. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The fundamental agreement is that the customer pays their money, and watches the movie - any attempt to include a clause which allows one party to declare unreasonable conduct on the part of the other and then, not just cancel the contract, but get themselves out of performing their obligations under it whilst requiring the other party still to perform theirs is just plain wrong.

    If she wanted to turn her little ass around when she was notified that she couldn't use her phone and get a refund then, she could have had one. Just like how if you get the software home, and want a refund... er, wait.

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  65. I don't understand that either by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I don't understand either - I purposely don't do drugs at a concert, specifically so I can clearly remember the event I bothered to go to. Sometimes quite a lot of bother ($ and maybe travel time) is involved in getting to said event.
    It reminds me of stories of people who saw some classic acts in their prime but were too stoned to remember it.
    sometimes I ingest caffeine if I'm tired by showtime or during the show - caffeinated gum is useful there, since I don't want to leave my spot and shell out for a caffeinated beverage. But that's a different story. :)

    Though I can somewhat understand if someone just wants to get a bit buzzed on whatever it is.

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  66. Re:horseshit by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

    So you admit that you didn't have to go see a movie, but you did anyway and don't see anything wrong with bothering anyone around you while you are paranoid about your kid. Ya know .. my phone vibrates differently for a text message and email than it does a phone call. One would think that if your kid got hurt, someone would CALL you. In fact, if I get a phone call and don't answer it, it vibrates for several seconds. Then, when a voice mail is left, it vibrates again. So I know if someone that just called me left a voice mail. So NO ONE needs to check email or text messages during a movie. Tell someone if they really need to get hold of you to CALL YOU and leave a voice mail. NOW you know it's important and you can slip out, check your voice mail. Your petty, self-centered excuses (along with others on this board) only show how inconsiderate, self centered, or technologically ignorant you are. At least if you are technologically ignorant about your phone, you can learn ....

    Did you even READ his comment before replying to it? "sat in the very back row, kept our phones on silent mode and in my wife's purse so we could check by looking into the purse without actually taking the phones out........it is possible to do without anyone even knowing you are doing it." If they were bothering anybody, somebody could have complained to the waitstaff. Nobody did. The waitstaff who were standing right behind them didn't say anything about it. I hate people who text in movies when I know they're doing it. People obviously didn't know they were doing it so who cares?

  67. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 0

    You're kidding, right? What expectation of privacy do you think is in force in the transaction of her leaving the message on the company's answering machine? What about her openly recorded rant is copyrighted?

    You're kidding, right? Do you really not understand the difference between privacy and copyright? As to what is copyrighted -- every part of the rant is copyrighted. That's the default today, unless you can show that it wasn't creative (and the standard for creative is very low).

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  68. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

    Score one for the good guys.

    What good guys? Isn't posting her rant on Youtube a copyright infringement?

    Is posting a voicemail from a telemarketer on YouTube copyright infringement? Is playing a voicemail from a bad business on some news program's help-the-consumer-with-their-problems segment copyright infringement? No. It's not an artistic work, and when you record something directly to my machine you essentially hand over whatever rights may exist to me.

  69. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, both sides are asshats. The customer for disturbing the movie, and the management for not putting their money where their mouth is and giving her a refund along with a written notice that she's barred from attending again.

    If, as someone else said, the theater doesn't WANT this particular business, they should stop hiding behind 'policy' and just reverse the transaction - she's no longer allowed to watch the movie, so they no longer keep her money. It's not the 'escorting out' which is obnoxious, it's the 'without refund' bit.

    Why - you know before hand what the policy is (you need to be illiterate of deliberately obtuse not to see the policy when buying the tickets) - it's a fucking dinner restaurant - if you start spitting at other guests in a restaurant do you think you're entitled to a refund? Sounds like you're an arseclown.

  70. Re:horseshit by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

    A friend of mine used to be an Assistant Manager for a company. Let's call it "Madio Shack". His District Manager insisted that he listen in on a teleconference involving the DM and server local managers - maybe the DM was trying to groom him to be a Manager? (This, by the way, was something he clearly did not want.)

    The major problem about this teleconference was that it was taking place at around 21:00 on a Friday night. During a Dragonforce concert. I popped outside every five minutes or so and checked up on him, and he basically had this look on his face of "They're still going!". After about 20 minutes of this shit, I tapped him on the shoulder and he muted the phone.

    "How's your battery doing?" I said.

    "Fine," he replied.

    "No it's not, it's dead."

    "No, I have plent-"

    That's where he got a smile on his face and disconnected the battery from the back of his phone. "Oops".

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  71. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Raenex · · Score: 1

    That's called a cost of doing business.

    That phrase is reserved for costs you just can't avoid. A single person acting like a jackass, breaking the rules and ruining the experience for everybody else, has no right ethically or legally for a refund. She got what she deserved, a booting with no refund.

    Imagine if you paid on your way out of the theater, rather than on the way in - and on management escorting someone out they expected them to stop at the cash-desk and pay for the movie they were being escorted out of. It would be both insane and unenforceable. This is exactly the same principle, it's just that people have paid up-front.

    As a matter of practicality, it would be difficult to get the money from such a patron and not worth their time. I wouldn't say it would be unenforceable, though, if they really wanted to force the issue.

  72. BLACK people, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we all know which people we're talking about... the ones who are incredibly selfish and rude in cinemas...

    1. Re:BLACK people, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they served ribs at the movies, maybe they could just eat them and fall asleep instead.

  73. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by Oswald · · Score: 1

    Dude, it's the internet. Extra points for copyright infringement.

    That said, this must surely be analogous to having someone send you random shit in the mail that you never ordered. Now you own it--throw the bill in the trash.

  74. Re:horseshit by drsmack1 · · Score: 2

    He can't do that - it would inconvenience *him* - only OTHERS should be inconvenienced by his lifestyle choices.

  75. Re:horseshit by LateArthurDent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I sit on the isle and try to be subtle about checking.

    I'm sorry that my job requires me to be available 24/7.

    I guess that means no movies for me because some hypersensitive person might be offended.

    I cannot believe this is even ambiguous to some people. If your job requires you to be on call, YES THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T GO TO A MOVIE THEATER! Holy shit, how could you possibly think otherwise?

    You want to watch a movie while on call? Get a good home theater system, some comfortable chairs, and watch it at home. You think it's not reasonable to give up going to a theater? Don't take a job that requires you to be on call, or at least negotiate for somebody else to cover for you during the time you will be unavailable to do work. You cannot have both. This also applies to plays, concerts, and just about anywhere else where you are the member of an audience.

  76. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Her rant is copyrightable only if she files for one. Unfortunately for her, copyright is conditional upon ownership of rant. Publication of the rant by recording undermines her ability to seek copyright as there is a reasonable debate of whether she transferred ownership. Many companies have warnings that anything you record on their voice mail systems like Alamo becomes their property, etc.

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  77. I no problem with this; however... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if the movies didn't suck ass, you would be totally absorbed by it and forget that you're in a theater.

    1. Re:I no problem with this; however... by rotide · · Score: 1

      So, it's ok to annoy the other patrons as long as _you_ don't like the movie? You're right, the world does revolve around you.

    2. Re:I no problem with this; however... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      You missed the point, obviously. If the movie is really good, you wouldn't be distracted by some insensitive clod texting or talking. Got it?

    3. Re:I no problem with this; however... by rotide · · Score: 1

      Ya, maybe you wouldn't be, but I get distracted. Having a bright screen pop up 3 feet in front of you while someone clicks away typing messages, is VERY distracting. Having people talk on their cell phones is also VERY distracting. But you think it's ok as long as the movie is good enough? Because if it's ohh so good people would never notice something like that? Are you just trying to make excuses for people to use their phones during a movie?

    4. Re:I no problem with this; however... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get his point. He just used the phrase "insensitive clod". He's simply pointing out that if a movie is really good, he's going to be focused on it. Example: I just saw "Super 8" and was thoroughly engaged in the film. A really good film/story draws you in and you are able to tune out distractions. If you're not ever able to do that, perhaps you need to get checked out for ADD (and so should the people texting). Just sayin'.

  78. Re:Respect the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, you are still being a pretentious ass, bashing other peoples bad behavior, and excusing the bad behavior that YOU want to do as a 'changing norm'.

  79. Re:horseshit by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

    you didnt have to have a kid...

  80. To Do List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This place sounds GREAT. Alamo Drafthouse is now on my to do list next time I'm in Austin Texas. I hope this lady is really good looking. Sounds like she doesn't have brains or personality going for her.

  81. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

    You are a moron. That must suck for you. Sorry.

    So.... your little plan is to *ban* her, eh? Exactly how is that supposed to work... Hmmmmm?

    You want to put barcodes on the arms of each patron? Hmmmm?

    Check each customer's picture ID as they come in against a database of people like you / assholes? Hmmmm?

    Their policy could not be more fair - it does not discriminate against any particular person. Only behavior that is anti-social.

    That lady is more than welcome to return and enjoy a movie any time. All she has to do is not be a complete and total asshole; so pretty much the opposite of what you do.

  82. Re:horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't say that no one ever needs to check for messages during a movie.

    And anyone who does needs to watch the movie at home. You "EARNED" a night out? From whom? When you earn something, somebody has to pay you. You work for your employer, you EARNED a paycheck from them. You can't say that you spent a week doing overtime and try to charge a random stranger who happens to want to watch the same movie as you. In this case, it seems like your kids are the ones who need to pay you back, and it's not my fault that you have to settle for an I.O.U. until they're old enough to deliver.

  83. I only wish more places did this... by mrsnak · · Score: 1

    'nuff said...

  84. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Static · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The purchase of the movie ticket comes with certain obligations on the purchaser. In this cinema chain, one of those is no talking or texting.

    An identical principal applies when I buy a train ticket. On Sydney's trains, you are not allowed to smoke or drink and by purchasing a ticket you agree to those obligations. Get caught and you get thrown off without a refund. In fact, you usually get fined as well.

    There is no reason you should get a refund for not following the obligations attached to the ticket.

  85. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Is posting a voicemail from a telemarketer on YouTube copyright infringement?

    Quite possibly, but it depends on the circumstances.

    Is playing a voicemail from a bad business on some news program's help-the-consumer-with-their-problems segment copyright infringement? No. It's not an artistic work,

    No, but not because it isn't artistic, rather that probably falls under a fair use exception.

    and when you record something directly to my machine you essentially hand over whatever rights may exist to me.

    Ha, ha! Good luck with that argument if you ever have to use it. I expect you think that posting stuff on the Internet also means that you give the rights to everyone who downloads it to make copies, reproduce and use as they wish?

    Perhaps I should change the outgoing message on my answering machine to "by leaving a message for me, you grant me unlimited rights to use your message and any intellectual property rights contained within."

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  86. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    Imagine if you paid on your way out of the theater, rather than on the way in
    Imagine getting anyone who went and saw a crappy movie to pay on the way out.

  87. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    They reserve the right to serve who they want and refuse service to who they want. Imagine the ticket price is what allows you into see that movie, as long as you behave like a human being...

  88. Re:Respect the policy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Here is what is playig at the theater. Brides mainds, kung fu panda. x-men, etc. Not a high end theater like landmark or Dundance where the films require a little more attention.

    What theater are you looking at? Here's what I see playing

    • June 11: Master Pancake: BRAVEHEART (where they have comedians come in and make fun of a movie) SOLD OUT!
    • June 12: Video Hate Squad: DEADLY PREY. A 1987 film only available on VHS.
    • June 12: Love Exposure (a 4hr indie film from 2008)
    • June 12: Summer Kids Camp: IRON GIANT. One of the few specialty events where they let in children
    • June 13: Taxi Driver. Yes, Robert Dinero's Taxi Driver
    • June 13: Summer Kids Camp: Ponyo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Iron Giant Specialty event for children
    • June 13: Big Liebowski QuoteAlong. Where the entire audience is allowed to quote with the movie. With props.
    • That's just the next 3 days. Yes they play mainstream films, but they play other things as well.

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  89. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 0

    Her rant is copyrightable only if she files for one. Unfortunately for her, copyright is conditional upon ownership of rant. Publication of the rant by recording undermines her ability to seek copyright as there is a reasonable debate of whether she transferred ownership. Many companies have warnings that anything you record on their voice mail systems like Alamo becomes their property, etc.

    If there is such a message, then perhaps they can use that as a license to use her rant. Just about everything else you stated is completely wrong. Copyright exists without registration (you just can't sue until you register it and, unless you register it within some limited time, you can only sue for actual damages, not statutory damages.) You also seem to be saying that, since Alamo published it, they may own it and should benefit from infringing on her copyright. Yeah, why don't you suggest that one of the RIAA defendants try that argument -- "the publisher doesn't own the copyright any more because they sold me a CD and I published it"

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  90. When did /. get so slow at reporting news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are stories like this showing up on CNN before showing up here? What's taking so long for you folks to find and post news?

  91. I would love to have an Alamo employee to my house by gelfling · · Score: 0

    For dinner. My policy is to kill and eat anyone who does anything I don't like. No really, it's posted, you were warned.

  92. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    That said, this must surely be analogous to having someone send you random shit in the mail that you never ordered. Now you own it--throw the bill in the trash.

    Throw it in the trash -- fine. Make copies: bad.

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  93. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

    Ha, ha! Good luck with that argument if you ever have to use it. I expect you think that posting stuff on the Internet also means that you give the rights to everyone who downloads it to make copies, reproduce and use as they wish?

    No, but by posting stuff to Facebook's servers you give the rights to Facebook, Inc. to make copies, reproduce, and use the content as they wish. Just like if you were to record something to my voicemail server.

    Perhaps I should change the outgoing message on my answering machine to "by leaving a message for me, you grant me unlimited rights to use your message and any intellectual property rights contained within."

    You don't need to, because it is implied.

  94. Re:horseshit by tm2b · · Score: 2

    Text messages are sometimes dropped on the floor - they are not guaranteed delivery. AT&T drops them every so often in Austin.

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  95. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Copyright exists without registration (you just can't sue until you register it and, unless you register it within some limited time, you can only sue for actual damages, not statutory damages.

    The point is about ownership. Can I steal Stephen King's next work and copyright it before he does? Yes. Will my copyright survive a challenge? No. Proving ownership is vastly more easy if you have something copyrighted first before publication. That's just common sense especially if the caller did not leave her name or number or any identification of her identity on the message. Alamo may have edited out that information but from my perspective it didn't appear she did so.

    You also seem to be saying that, since Alamo published it, they may own it and should benefit from infringing on her copyright.

    You see at the bottom of this page where it says: "Comments are owned by the poster." Slashdot specifically disavows any ownership of comments made here. However if it was made clear that on slashdot, they own anything you post, then you have the ability not to post it. I take it you haven't called a customer complaint or support line in a while. They specifically tell you that you may be recorded and some even say that they may use your recording. Again you claim she has a copyright when she hasn't even filed for one. That's circular logic.

    Yeah, why don't you suggest that one of the RIAA defendants try that argument -- "the publisher doesn't own the copyright any more because they sold me a CD and I published it"

    Um, the RIAA copyrighted the work before they sold it did they not?

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  96. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by pnot · · Score: 2

    The customer for disturbing the movie, and the management for not putting their money where their mouth is and giving her a refund along with a written notice that she's barred from attending again.

    Well, first up, "Money where their mouth is"? Their mouth says "act like a fuckwit, we'll throw you out with no refund." Their money says the same. So they are indeed putting their money where their mouth is.

    Second, I can see a glaring flaw or three in this plan.

    -- "Hey, I'm bored of this movie. Let's walk out and skip the last twenty minutes."
    -- "Wait, I've got a better idea. Let's act obnoxiously and get thrown out, then we get a refund!"

    Or:

    -- "Dude, I'm bored, there's nothing to do, and we haven't got much money."
    -- "Let's go watch some dumb movie at the Drafthouse. Fifteen minutes in we can start screaming like gibbons, get thrown out, and have our money back!"

    Seriously, you're proposing an *incentive* for people to ruin the movie. They may as well put up a sign saying "Don't like the film? Act like an asshole and get your money back!"

  97. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ok, the thrust of my argument is that by attaching such conditions (and especially by enforcing them) they are behaving like asshats. All you seem to have is 'everyone else does it' and 'it's ok to do it because that's what they're doing'.

    There is no reason why a break clause allowing one party to unilaterally cancel a contract on grounds of unreasonable behaviour by the other should allow the cancelling party out of their obligations whilst requiring the other party to fulfill theirs.
    Let's have another thought experiement: Imagine if it were possible to just withdraw a payment you've made. You call up your bank, ask them to withdraw it and whoosh, the money is back in your account. You get thrown out - you call your bank and get your money back. Why would that be wrong? Everyone is now back where they started - you haven't seen the movie, the theater hasn't got your money.

    Nowehere outside small purchases, where it's not worth the cost to go to court, would anyone think this to be remotely acceptable. Imagine if you paid a builder up-front $500k to build you a house, and by the time he'd got through $150k worth of labour and materials you'd already given him 3 complete changes of the plans, he goes "screw this - you're being completely unreasonable" and just ends any further involvement in the project. Would that be cool with you? $500k spent, and no house? Even though there's $350k worth of work that he's already been paid for and not done? No, of course you wouldn't, you'd sue his ass off. If he managed to wriggle out of giving you the $350k back by using a get-out clause which wasn't thrown out he'd never get any work again - because no-one is going to do business with an asshat who works on those sorts of terms.

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  98. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    So.... your little plan is to *ban* her, eh? Exactly how is that supposed to work... Hmmmmm?

    Er, you keep an eye out for her, and if she turns up you have her arrested (because trespassing is a pretty serious criminal offence).

    The exact mechanism for how you 'keep an eye out' is not my problem - trespassing law is long established and every other landowner who gives direction to a specific person that they're not allowed on their property has to solve this one. Why should movie theaters be any different?
    The real answer is that they don't really not want her business, and would rather keep her money, and give her the opportunity to come and give them some more.

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  99. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2

    Fair enough, but once she's paid for a ticket and been let in, they have accepted her as a customer.
    Imagine if the ticket let you be in the theater for the specified duration of the film. Period.
    If they want to now cancel that because they no longer want her as a customer, they can cancel having taken her money.

    A shopkeeper can refuse service to whomsoever he will; but if, after having served you, he came running down the street and tried to cancel your transaction because he'd changed his mind about serving you, you wouldn't stand for it? would you? Now imagine if he were trying to do that AND keep your money.

    Running down the street too silly? Imagine if you've bought something, and on the way out something else catches your eye. Whilst you're browsing this other item, the shopkeeper decides that he no longer wishes to serve you and tells you to leave his shop. Fine, but what if as part of not wanting to serve you, he doesn't want you to have the thing you've already bought, so he takes that from you? With, or without refund, that absolutely would not be ok.

    (Note: I'm making an ethical argument, I'm fully aware of the fact that legally the shopkeeper would just be committing a clear-cut offence of theft)

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  100. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    Because I'm primarily talking about whether it's right or wrong to have a we-can-chuck-you-out-without-a-refund policy, as well as whether it's right to wrong to enforce it. (Obviously, if it's wrong to have such a policy, as I maintain, then it becomes automatically wrong to enforce it.)

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  101. Re:horseshit by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    So you admit that you didn't have to go see a movie, but you did anyway and don't see anything wrong with bothering anyone around you while you are paranoid about your kid. Ya know .. my phone vibrates differently for a text message and email than it does a phone call. One would think that if your kid got hurt, someone would CALL you. In fact, if I get a phone call and don't answer it, it vibrates for several seconds. Then, when a voice mail is left, it vibrates again. So I know if someone that just called me left a voice mail.

    So NO ONE needs to check email or text messages during a movie. Tell someone if they really need to get hold of you to CALL YOU and leave a voice mail. NOW you know it's important and you can slip out, check your voice mail.

    You obviously don't have kids. If you do, you are obviously not married to the woman who had them. That, or you just don't care about your kids.... or your wife. No. I think I'm gonna stick with the no kids.

    Your petty, self-centered excuses (along with others on this board) only show how inconsiderate, self centered, or technologically ignorant you are.

    At least if you are technologically ignorant about your phone, you can learn ....

    I don't think you read the comment. When the phones vibrated, we peeked into the purse to see what the alert was. It was never anything important enough to warrant a response. The phone never came out and no one was the wiser. The wait staff may have know, but they didn't say anything about it.

    As for the "phone technology", my child is over four years old. The top of the line phone back then was the Palm Centro. That's what I had. My wife had a Razor. Don't comment on things you know little about.

    BTW, do you notice the irony in your quote here:

    Your petty, self-centered excuses (along with others on this board) only show how inconsiderate, self centered, or technologically ignorant you are.

    This coming from a guy who says I shouldn't go out because I might disturb his evening. I'm so sorry. I thought I could take my wife out for an evening out. She had worked so hard raising our kid and I had worked so hard keeping us fed and clothed and insured that I thought we could spend a little money as a thank you to each other for all we mean to each other. How selfish of us to do so knowing that there was the most slightest chance that our muffled vibrating phone in the back row by the door that people walk in and out of might catch your attention and ruin YOUR evening. I'm so sorry. That was very self-centered, and inconsiderate of us. Next time we'll just stay home as to not risk disturbing you.

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  102. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by jaymz666 · · Score: 2

    They have accepted her as long as she doesn't bother others, which is something that any movie goer knows they agree to, whether it's written or not.

    She consumed part of the product she bought. It's no pro-rated.

  103. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    Have you read the rest of the thread? I already answered this one.

    "Don't like the film? Act like an asshole and get your money back! but don't expect to come back again"

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  104. Re:horseshit by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. I do as well, and you know what I do? when I go to take a piss I check my e-mail. You sound like a world class douche bag.

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  105. okaaayy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that seems rather extreme , especially without refund ,..
    yes im going to play devils advocate and say 1. talking on a cell is rude while in theater totally
    however i'll argue that if someone isnt loudly obnoxious screw'em its America we do or at least used
    to have personal freedoms this is bordering on draconian
        2. it should at least be prompted that, i dont think it should take a genius to figure to turn down the brightness on a cell phone to next to nill
    cause in a dark theater its gonna be good nuff to see like an iphone without it being blindingly bright

    personally i can understand ya know hey ya need to turn down the brightness or turn off the sound so it dont click warnings but a paying customer is a paying customer - i'd expect that as long as i wasnt being an obvious nuisance with loud noise clickity on the phone and bright turned down since im at least that considerate i'd be chattin in on it and i'd bet she'd would have been able to get some sorta suit on that if she hadnt done the youtube video
    not only that but where did she sign a waiver to allow them to use her image in that clip? is she being compensated for it? i'd blasted want to be if they're gonna profit from it ..

  106. The Fury Of Willy Wonka by Roduku · · Score: 1
  107. Re:horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    An isle is a body of land surrounded by water on all sides.
    An aisle is a passage between the rows of seats in a theater.

    If you have a job that requires you to be available 24/7, shouldn't you actually be available and not in a theater?

  108. Re:horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got paid first with an orgasm, well at least the father did. You don't earn anything by having children, you chose to have them the child is the reward. If looking after your own kids is such a chore you should not have had any.

  109. Re:horseshit by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

    Bullshit, I have waited up to three days for a text.

  110. No kids, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They also don't allow children under toddler-age into most shows (unless it's specifically a kid's movie) except for one day a week. I liked that policy even more than the no texting one. Don't know if they still do it, been a few years since I lived in Austin.

  111. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent.

    Now that I know the theater "company policy" is outrageous, I will chose somewhere else and be spared any potential hassle when I get texts from my mother.

    1. Re:Excellent by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      That's nice, principal Skinner.

  112. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no reason why a break clause allowing one party to unilaterally cancel a contract on grounds of unreasonable behaviour by the other should allow the cancelling party out of their obligations whilst requiring the other party to fulfill theirs.

    I agree. Unfortunately for you, that's not what happened here.

    Drafthouse did not "cancel the contract", the lady who bought the ticket broke the contract by doing explicitly forbidden actions. To correct your house-building analogy, if part of the contract between you and the builder was that you would stay out of their way, and instead of doing that, you were constantly literally right behind them the entire time, watching their every move, then you broke the contract. And I don't see why you think you are entitled to a refund if you broke the contract.

  113. You rule, Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Austin. I've been to the Alamo (too many times to count). I know the rules. They make it pretty obvious -- I mean they make PSAs on the subject where a guy talks in a movie and gets assassinated followed by a title saying if you talk during the movie, they'll take your a** out, and in parenthesis below it says "(and turn off your damn cell phone too)" -- It's been that way for years. The've even used an itchy and scratchy clip along the same lines (I believe scratchy disembowels itchy and spells out "Don't talk during the movie" using his intestines). Indeed, there is no doubt that the theater has made their point abundantly clear for over a decade now.

    And all the pro-alamo comments from you guys who haven't been there. You all deserve to go. You rule, Slashdotters. Maybe you'll chance to be in Austin when they have their special showings going on where they serve all kinds of crazy stuff (like the LotR marathon where they served more courses than a hobbit could count -- or the rolling roadshow where they do things like play the Goonies in a cave.)

    1. Re:You rule, Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked the Deliverance kayaking trip. I'm thankful I was one of the lucky ones who was holding a banjo too...

  114. Re:horseshit by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    Be glad you weren't parents before cellphones...then you'd never be able to go anywhere.

  115. Reason #27 why Alamo is the best theater ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applaud these guys for standing up for a good movie going experience. I visited Austin last year for a few days. I went to an Alamo Drafthouse on my 2nd day there and by the time I left 2 days later I had gone again (to one of the other Alamo's in Austin). The experience was that good. These are, quite literally, the best movie theaters I've ever been to, probably the best in the country for my taste. Unlike many other "dine-and-screen" (really?) places I've been to, they actually have modern screens and sound systems, so you're not compromising the movie watching experience. Even if you don't want food or drink, it's a great place to watch a movie. They don't even cost more than a regular theater. Then on top of that they have great shorts and video clips before each movie, not the mass of advertising that most theaters play these days. Add in their talking and texting policies. And oh, did I forget a full food and drink menu, and that the food is actually pretty good? Not to mention their themed nights like for Halloween they had Sloppy Joe and Custard night while watching Dead Alive. Yeah, this place is awesome. I just wish we had one in San Francisco!

  116. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    No, but by posting stuff to Facebook's servers you give the rights to Facebook, Inc. to make copies, reproduce, and use the content as they wish.

    Yes, because you agreed to their TOS before you posted the material.

    Just like if you were to record something to my voicemail server.

    You have a TOS that people agree to before leaving a voicemail? Obviously, it would be up to a court to decide if there is an implied license when leaving a message on your voicemail, but I highly doubt that there is.

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  117. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Your arguments don't justify a point by point rebuttal -- they all fail because copyright exists in a work (even an anonymous work) at the point that it is created. You don't have to file for copyright in order to own the copyright. That's not circular logic, it's the law since the USA adopted the Berne convention.

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  118. Sounds a like a good place for competition. by MBC1977 · · Score: 1

    If i had the funds, I'd definitely setup a movie theatre right across the street from them and put out nice big signs saying "We won't kick you out if you use your phone."

    Clearly there is a market for people (at least 1 person) who might pay a premium for the right to use their phone. lol

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    1. Re:Sounds a like a good place for competition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If i had the funds, I'd definitely setup a movie theatre right across the street from them and put out nice big signs saying "We won't kick you out if you use your phone."

      Clearly there is a market for people (at least 1 person) who might pay a premium for the right to use their phone. lol

      It's called Redbox. Rent a movie if you plan to talk through it rather than watching it -- it's cheaper that way. Otherwise leave the rest of us alone in peace, pretty effing please. We didn't pay $7 to listen to you talking or hear your text notification tone playing continuously.

    2. Re:Sounds a like a good place for competition. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      If i had the funds, I'd definitely setup a movie theatre right across the street from them and put out nice big signs saying "We won't kick you out if you use your phone."

        l

      They are called Cinemark/Regal/AMC. They already exist near the Drafthouse, and they suck. That's why the Drafthouse exists.

  119. Hmm by frozentier · · Score: 1

    What they NEED to do in ALL theaters is install RF shielding in the walls and ceiling to make cell phones useless. That way all this is never a problem. Holy shit, you would think there was never a time when parents or employees or whatever actually went somewhere and didn't have access to a cell phone. Worried about your kids? Go out to the lobby and use a cell phone to call home and check on them.

    1. Re:Hmm by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      IIRC there is legislation in the US and elsewhere preventing the use of RF blockers in public places. In addition, the theater would be obliged to have big signs saying "your phone is blocked", which would certainly send the customers away.

    2. Re:Hmm by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > IIRC there is legislation in the US and elsewhere
      > preventing the use of RF blockers in public places.

      That is a non-sequitur. Didi you read the post you're replying to? You cannot use a transmitter to jam cellphone frequencies (and there are several bands). But there is no law saying you can't put up a layer of tinfoil or rf-absorbant paint behind the wallpaper. It's called a Faraday Cage. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage and http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/23/rf_proof_paint/

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    3. Re:Hmm by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      Yes, I read your post and being a physicist I know about Faraday cages. I am not aware of the precise reasoning behind jammer ban, however using a passive Faraday cage is the same as using an active RF blocker, the end result being inhibiting communication in a public place. Perhaps the intention of the law is to make sure 911 or emergency calls are still possible (I vaguely recall there was an underground tunnel accident somewhere and many people were saved just because emergency cellphone calls still worked).

    4. Re:Hmm by black+soap · · Score: 1

      How about if part of the deal in entering the theater was that if you text, YOU are liable for refunding the ticket price of the rest of the audience?

  120. TFF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Figure it out)

  121. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by pnot · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can ban that asshole -- although, since you're offering financial incentives for assholery, you're going to end up with an inconveniently long blacklist -- but the world has a pretty large supply of assholes, and it only takes one to disrupt a film for the entire rest of the audience. And if your cinema is advertising "free movies for assholes", even if it's only one per asshole, you're bound to get at least one per showing.

  122. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Sabriel · · Score: 2

    The problem with your idea is that it requires the theatre to maintain a database of barred patrons, creating (1) overhead for them and (2) inconvenience for all the good patrons who now have to show ID just to get in to a movie. And even if you're in a state where ID has to be shown for (some) movies anyway, IDs can be forged.

    Or they could just boot asshats (who carry on despite being warned of the consequences) out of the theater at the time, with no refund. This focuses the societal cost of poor decisions on those responsible, who might possibly even learn not to be asshats in future.

    I know which I'd prefer.

  123. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by pem · · Score: 1

    ok, the thrust of my argument is that by attaching such conditions (and especially by enforcing them) they are behaving like asshats.

    See, we all got that, but your argument is plain wrong.

    My wife and I won't go anywhere else but the Alamo, because all the other theaters suck, because all the other theaters have this self-created tension because they're trying to adhere to the policy that "the customer is always right."

    Well, guess what? Not all the customers are right.

    If they had given this bitch her cash back, she might have come back and bothered another theater full of patrons later. What about them? You think (if you could call it that) the theater management is behaving like asshats; I know they are just trying to help ensure a better environment for the next time that bitch decides to go to the movies.

  124. That's stupid by pem · · Score: 1
    Take her money and she'll ban herself.

    Much simpler, puts the burden where it belongs, and (slightly) recompenses the theater for the burden of having to throw her ass out on the street.

  125. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by runningduck · · Score: 1

    So you are saying that if she goes to a fast food restaurant, orders food and then begins throwing it at other customers she should get a refund? She had already consumed the seat. If there were a requirement for the refund there would be a huge opportunity for sabotage. Their competitors could fill the house with people who were all disruptive and get all their money back. I am sure competitors could find homeless people for the right fee.

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  126. But you're completely wrong by pem · · Score: 1
    The ticket is the contract.

    The contract provisions were spelled out in multiple places.

    The person in question was informed verbally (warned twice) of the contract provisions.

    Then the contract was enforced.

    IMHO, they did her a huge favor. Many people spend orders of magnitude more than $9.00 on the simple lesson that contracts are meaningful, and here you are excoriating a business which provides this simple lesson at a bargain basement price.

    1. Re:But you're completely wrong by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      The ticket is the contract.

      The contract provisions were spelled out in multiple places.

      And my position is that they're asshats for that being the contract.

      If you disagree, then fine, but we might as well just go our seperate ways each believing ourselves to be right and the other to be wrong.

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    2. Re:But you're completely wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As previously stated, your understanding of who "canceled" the contract is completely wrong, and having a clause which penalizes the party that broke the contract (in this instance, the lady who bought the ticket) in no way makes the other party an asshat. If anything, it makes you the asshat for thinking that you are somehow entitled to break contracts and not have to pay any penalties associated with such.

  127. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by drsmack1 · · Score: 0

    Please re-read the first line of my post. Specifically the first four words.

    "The exact mechanism for how you 'keep an eye out' is not my problem"

    Well fuck you buddy. You want to throw out your completely impractical opinion about what someone else should be doing with their own property and then not want to back it up?

    You got busted on your horseshit - but you can't back down. This has nothing to do with property rights and everything to do with you being an idiot who wishes to find fault in a business that specifically objects to behavior that you embody.

  128. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Your arguments don't justify a point by point rebuttal -- they all fail because copyright exists in a work (even an anonymous work) at the point that it is created. You don't have to file for copyright in order to own the copyright. That's not circular logic, it's the law since the USA adopted the Berne convention.

    Translation: You can't rebut any of my points: Before you can own copyrights on an artwork, you first have to own it. If you don't own something, how can you possibly claim copyright? The Berne convention says that each participating country must respect the copyrights of other participating countries. On registration it says that an owner does not need to register a copyright in every country once the owner has established copyrights in one of the countries. It says nothing about establishing original ownership: that is up to the individual countries.

    Again my point is who owns the copyright on Stephen King's next novel: Stephen King. If I steal his manuscript and register it with the Copyright Office, do I get the copyrights? No, I do not. If however, I establish a website where authors can post stories and novels with the full understanding that any work submitted to the website becomes my property do I get copyrights to Stephen King's novel if he posts on my site: Yes, in posting it on my web site he transferred the copyrights to me. There might be a legal battle about whether he intended or he understood he was transferring the rights, etc; however, if I made it clear that posting would transfer the rights, I would win in the end.

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  129. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by dcollins · · Score: 1

    Perfect response. +1

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  130. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    , and the management for not putting their money where their mouth is and giving her a refund written notice that she's barred from attending again.

    I'm guessing they may have started with a policy like that, but you can see that makes it that much less of a deterrent. The texter loses nothing if they get caught; they've seen half the movie, which apparently they weren't interested in anyway, and got their money back. A "written notice that she's barred from attending again" isn't much of a deterrent either; you don't have to show ID to buy a ticket. Unless she has a particularly memorable scar and met the same ushers, who'd know if she came back a few weeks later?

  131. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before you can own copyrights on an artwork, you first have to own it. If you don't own something, how can you possibly claim copyright?

    You seem confused between the concept of owning a copyright and owning a copy of a copyrighted work. Go ask the heirs of Martin Luther King if you can use his famous speech -- which was given very publicly and not recorded by MLK or his heirs.

    If however, I establish a website where authors can post stories and novels with the full understanding that any work submitted to the website becomes my property do I get copyrights to Stephen King's novel if he posts on my site: Yes, in posting it on my web site he transferred the copyrights to me.

    Gah, how can you be so obtuse? Yes, of course if there is a TOS that transfers ownership, or grants rights on posting something then the owner of the website will gain rights from users who post (under the TOS). At most, a phone answering service might say that the conversation may be used for training, so there may be a license for use in training -- but reproducing copies to customers is clearly far outside the concept of training. I have never come across a phone service that claimed the right to reproduce to customers.

    I guess your nym is accurate -- you are both unknowing and a fool!

  132. Re:horseshit by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    all nice and all, but where do you draw the line? with today's phones, even checking it in your wives bag would light up the whole theater. Your situation might be a more plausible reason, but a lot of people really have not reason at all. I find mobilesphones so disturbing these days, people use them for every whim, and also get a lot more calls during work/movies/whatever and mostly it's just even rubbish why the other people called.. People are using them obsessivly which is really a bad thing..

  133. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the 'escorting out' which is obnoxious, it's the 'without refund' bit.

    No one else is addressing your idiocy so I will. They aren't hiding behind policy. The policy is clearly stated. I mean she probably got there and had a few drinks, went to the bathroom, and used her phone to come back in. They told her not to use her phone and she sent a message to someone about how bad these people at the Alamo treated her. If you pissed on Magic Mountain I doubt Mickey would walk you out with a free pass for your next visit.

    SirDinky

  134. I'm now a fan of the Alamo by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    I don't live in Austin, or Texas, or even the US for that matter. But this story alone has made me want to visit Austin specifically to take in a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse and by damn I'm going to do it within the next year.

    I absolutely HATE going to movie theaters these days because of the ignorant, stupid, unwashed masses of people that can't stop playing with their farking phones or stop talking during the movie.

    1. Re:I'm now a fan of the Alamo by BertieBaggio · · Score: 1

      Me too, and I'm going to mail them a letter (yep, a real dead-tree letter!) to that effect.

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  135. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by the+agent+man · · Score: 1

    I agree, both sides are asshats. The customer for disturbing the movie, and the management for not [...] giving her a refund

    That would be an absurd management policy. With this kind of policy in place people, after, say, watching the first 20 minutes of a movie, and realizing they do not like that movie could just start to text in the hope to get thrown out of the theater (or get at least some texting done) and get their money back. That would make NO sense whatsoever and would be terrible for the audience.

  136. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    The word "asshole" in capital letters sounds pretty copyrighted to me :-)

  137. Re:horseshit by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry that my job requires me to be available 24/7.

    I guess that means no movies for me because some hypersensitive person might be offended.

    Your job must suck. What happens if you want to go for a beer, or take a holiday? Oops, no - got to work!

    I bet that must make your girlfriend feel really special, too - out for dinner? Quiet little restaurant, dinner for two? DIDIDI DEEDEEDEE DIDIDI! Oops, sorry dear, work calls and they're more important than my social life!

    You need a better job. I bet you're not paid your salary pro rata for 24/7 work.

  138. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

    Wow. That's a lot of words you typed there.

    I'm afraid all I was able to understand is that you must be a law student who's never been thrown out of a bar before you were able to finish your drink(s).

  139. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by Rary · · Score: 1

    Score one for the good guys.

    What good guys? Isn't posting her rant on Youtube a copyright infringement?

    Copyright applies only to content that has been "fixed", which, in the terms of copyright law, basically means that it has been recorded or transcribed or otherwise put into a tangible form. So, if I make a speech out loud, there is nothing "fixed", and therefore there is no copyright. However, if I write that speech down, then there is copyright on the written speech. Alternately, if I make an audio recording of the speech, there is copyright on that audio recording.

    If I make an audio recording of a speech, the copyright is mine not because I thought of the words, but because I made the recording. If somebody else made that recording of my speech, then that recording belongs to them, not to me.

    Alamo Drafthouse made the recording of a speech which, I think it's reasonable to assume, the woman did not first prepare on paper before making her phone call. Therefore, Alamo Drafthouse likely holds the copyright on that recording. They definitely hold the copyright on the video (a derivative work) that they created based on that recording.

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  140. Well, I think I spotted why you don't have any fun by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Well, I think I spotted why you don't have any funds. Let me guess, you would ALSO create an airliner with the slogan: We love crying babies!

    It seems no doubt sensible to you to offer a service to those nobody else wants to be around. Why not put up an apartment complex specially catering to people who love to drill in walls 24/7, have dogs that bark non-stop, the afore mentioned crying babies and think the window is the garbage disposal?

    Guess what, the obnoxious don't like each others presence. Being obnoxious is alright for me, it is not alright for YOU!

    A local computer store tried this a few years ago: They had multiple counters, most for normal service with some tech questions, a tech one with a warning that expert advice here might take a while and a note of when the best times were to get it and a checkout only.

    Gosh, how many people do you think chose the correct line? They were mostly pretty good with sending customers to the right line but gave up on the whole concept when internet shopping took off and all the fast customers started to order online anyway. To many customers thinking THEIR questions where quick enough to have everyone else wait in the checkout line.

    People are assholes who can't stand other assholes.

    Why do think Home Cinema has taken such a flight? Because it is cheaper? Hell no. Because it is better quality? Hell no! Because I can be my own asshole without being exposed to others? YES!

    I can eat my own snacks the way I want it without having to listen to you eating yours.

    I got a home cinema setup and avoid regular ones like the plague.

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  141. Hey ASSHAT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meet me at the Alamo Drafthouse and I will instruct you on how Texas will mess with YOU.

  142. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by DMiax · · Score: 1

    I agree, both sides are asshats. [...], and the management for not putting their money where their mouth is and giving her a refund along with a written notice that she's barred from attending again.

    If, as someone else said, the theater doesn't WANT this particular business, they should stop hiding behind 'policy' and just reverse the transaction - she's no longer allowed to watch the movie, so they no longer keep her money. It's not the 'escorting out' which is obnoxious, it's the 'without refund' bit.

    Why? If they kick you out of McDonald's they don't refund you the half finished hamburger, do they?

  143. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should stop hiding behind 'policy' and just reverse the transaction

    They aren't hiding behind the policy, they made the policy and enforced it.

    She entered the movie (after it had started, BTW) and disrupted the movie for everyone else, twice, then made a commotion on the way out. Maybe it is "obnoxious" to deny a refund, to which I say GOOD. Want your money back? Don't be a shit head.

    I for one will make sure to visit this theater in the future, because I know they aren't going to be a bunch of pushovers about it. Nothing pisses me off like sitting through 10 minutes of "Turn off your cellphones" preview ads, and then having to put up with a half dozen jerks who spend the entire movie texting, talking, or playing games on their phones because the theater doesn't have the balls to do anything about it.

  144. Because Slashdot does not report news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It merely reposts OTHER PEOPLE'S news. It has to wait for REAL news organizations to find it and report it before Slashdot can ride off their coattails.

  145. Sometimes you NEED to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I admit I have a specialy issued beeper for that, I need to be available on short notice even on my free time. Yeah if it beeps in the middle of a cinema I am sorry, but there is an emergency and I need to go back to work as quick as humanely possible, live could depends on that.

    That said, all the people which check eMail if tehre is no emergency (a real one with live at stake) : KICK THEM OUT.

  146. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "without refund" is also probably also another behavioral disincentive, however, so I don't really have a problem with it.

  147. Re:horseshit by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    yes, there are times when it is necessary to check any messages you may receive. For example, about six months after my wife and I had our first child, we finally got a break to go see a movie. Every time our phone vibrated, we had to check it to make sure our kid wasn't in the hospital or something.

    Yes, we were paranoid.

    Why was your phone vibrating that much? I'm just curious. I don't give people my sms contact unless it's very important, people don't call, etc. I don't see why people feel that everyone in the world has to be able to reach them at all times. I would go crazy if people were sending my -phone- texts all the damn time, or just dialing me up just to chat. That's fine when I get home. But if I want to go out and be social, I want it to be with the person I'm going out with, doing the activities we left the house to do.

    I understand having an emergency phone/emergency contact, but it's never worth making your anytime casual contact the same thing.

    We chose Alamo Draft House, enjoyed a burger and a few beers, sat on the very back row, kept our phones on silent mode and in my wife's purse so we could check by looking into the purse without actually taking the phones out.

    Hey, if you can actually do it so that no one can notice, then no one needs to complain.

  148. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    There is no reason why a break clause allowing one party to unilaterally cancel a contract on grounds of unreasonable behaviour by the other should allow the cancelling party out of their obligations whilst requiring the other party to fulfill theirs.
    Let's have another thought experiement: Imagine if it were possible to just withdraw a payment you've made. You call up your bank, ask them to withdraw it and whoosh, the money is back in your account. You get thrown out - you call your bank and get your money back. Why would that be wrong? Everyone is now back where they started - you haven't seen the movie, the theater hasn't got your money.

    But it isn't where they started -- the theater is out a seat (the movie has already started), it required a confrontation on the part of the staff, and it greatly degrades the experience of those around her, an experience they paid for.

    If she were to go to a department store, grab a vase and smash it against the ground, would they be remiss in charging her for it? Or would we have to escort her out, tell her not to come back, and the cost of that vase is simply "the cost of doing business." A physical item shouldn't need to be involved, the business loses money whether it's refunding a ticket or replacing an item, both because of the customer's intentional action.

  149. Hooray for the return of manners by FredNile · · Score: 1

    If I ever get to Austin, I'll make a point of visiting the Alamo Drafthouse - just because. You folks over there ought to try electing people like Tim League to political office, they're probably better for you and the world than others who've recently been in the news. Wish I had somebody like this to vote for.

  150. Paranoid Psychosis – Another good example by Grindalf · · Score: 0

    This woman is a paranoid psychotic, it's not her mobile phone.

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  151. Re:horseshit by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    Go to a screening where the rules are off. My local cinema holds at least a couple of these per week, mainly to allow parents with kids and no reliable babysitter to catch a film in the theatre but I believe the "no phones" rule is relaxed as well.

    Sorry to be a prick (actually, I take that back, I'm not sorry at all), but your job is not anyone else's problem. I'm sure you are paid well enough for the inconvenience of being on call 24/7, and if you aren't then you are being seriously diddled by your employer and you need to be talking to them instead of moaning to slashdot.

  152. Viral video is viral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really professionally done and the script really comes across well as a transcript written from "drunkin' caller". I was actually impressed by the whole lonelygirl15 production as well, but this was moved much more quickly to the mainstream.

  153. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    You seem confused between the concept of owning a copyright and owning a copy of a copyrighted work. Go ask the heirs of Martin Luther King if you can use his famous speech -- which was given very publicly and not recorded by MLK or his heirs.

    My point which you don't seem to understand is that ownership of the original artwork is central aspect to a claim of copyright. The OP said that Alamo infringed on her copyrights. My point is that leaving an anonymous message makes it very hard to establish authorship and thus ownership. Also leaving the message on a company's voicemail (which may have have warnings that they own your messages) may transferred ownership.

    Gah, how can you be so obtuse? Yes, of course if there is a TOS that transfers ownership, or grants rights on posting something then the owner of the website will gain rights from users who post (under the TOS). At most, a phone answering service might say that the conversation may be used for training, so there may be a license for use in training -- but reproducing copies to customers is clearly far outside the concept of training. I have never come across a phone service that claimed the right to reproduce to customers.

    Because you have never come across it, it cannot exist. Is that your point?

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  154. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lesson they are teaching is "Don't behave like a selfish bitch in our theater."

    They absolutely are obligated to teach this lesson to inconsiderate idiots like her in order to keep the business of the other patrons who go to the Alamo for precisely the reason they kicked her out.

    You are incredibly naive to think that she deserved, legally or ethically, a refund. There have already been a half dozen examples (which you've not responded to, but kept arguing other minor points) of analogous situation. You are completely ignoring the fact that these are the rules of patronizing this establishment, and she continuously broke them. You bring up contracts constantly ignoring the fact that there are TWO sides to the contract - One side says you can watch the movie in exchange for money AND agreeing that you will obey the rules of the establishment. This is true for any business of that charges admission. None of them will give you a refund if you blatantly and continually violate their rules, and none of them should.

    There is zero question of this being legal. It absolutely is.

  155. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they are supposed to be psychics and know she was going to ruin the experience for everyone else? They need to do psychological profiling on their customers before they sell a ticket? How the hell would that even be possible?

    It's an insane notion that the ticket is an ironclad contract that allowed you to be in the theater for the specified duration of the film no matter what you do. The situation you're imagining is just that - imaginary. It does not exist in the real world, legally or ethically.

    None of those other situations is anywhere close to what happened, and are not analogous in any way to this situation. She broke the clearly stated rules of the theater repeatedly and got kicked out without a refund, which is rightfully and ethically correct.

  156. We do disagree by pem · · Score: 1

    And my position is that they're asshats for that being the contract.

    That's awesome. Their PSAs work so well that even jerks like you who had probably never heard of them before now know that you'll get chucked out on your ear for behavior you probably consider perfectly normal. I'm perfectly fine with you and your cellphone staying the hell away from the Alamo.

    I don't know whether your ineducable or merely ignorant, but there are costs, not just direct costs, but stress and the possibility of violence, for theater employees to actually do the right thing and kick disruptive patrons out.

    It is perfectly reasonable to try to assign as much of these costs to the perpetrators as possible. While it is difficult (though not impossible) to sue them for breach of contract, it is plenty easy to just not give them their money back and have them try to sue you.

    I'd love to be on that jury...

    The origin of the meme "the customer is always right" is not your completely unthoughtful notion that the customer needs to be on a higher footing than the business for some unknown humanitarian/communist reason. No, the origin of that meme is that the business wants to do everything possible to make the customer happy so the customer comes back.

    But what if you actually don't want a customer back?

    You have proposed the idea of a ban, which others have repeatedly pointed out is completely unworkable. Have you ever actually been to a busy theater? Do you know how many employees it takes to actually take tickets, etc.? Do you know how hard it would be to keep a violator out?

    Why should the theater waste time and money on this "ban", when it already did the customer a huge favor by not having her arrested for disruptive behavior, and when simply keeping her money will actually have positive benefits for her behavior in the future?

    I certainly hope you don't have any kids, or that the little monsters stay far, far away from me and my family. In fact, it's probably best for all concerned if you stay completely away from Texas. If you think this theater is obnoxious for not tolerating bad behavior, you haven't seen anything yet.

    1. Re:We do disagree by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      That's awesome. Their PSAs work so well that even jerks like you who had probably never heard of them before now know that you'll get chucked out on your ear for behavior you probably consider perfectly normal. I'm perfectly fine with you and your cellphone staying the hell away from the Alamo.

      Conveniently for you, I don't even live on that side of the Atlantic. Don't go to movies very often. Am completely non-disruptive when I'm there, and wouldn't like someone disrupting my movie either. I just happen to be incensed by injustice wherever I see it, even if it's being done for my benefit.

      I don't know whether your ineducable or merely ignorant, but there are costs, not just direct costs, but stress and the possibility of violence, for theater employees to actually do the right thing and kick disruptive patrons out.

      I'm aware that there are costs. Guess what? Part of running a business is that you bear the costs of dealing with problem customers. Hours before this was posted, there was the story about the woman who discovered to her cost that groupon was a tremendously bad deal - all I remember is a chorus of people saying that large costs from problem customers (in that case bargain-hunters) are part of running a business and she should suck it up.
      Congrats on 'ineducable', by the way, not only did I have to look that up, but I had to do it online because it wasn't in my dead-tree dictionary.

      It is perfectly reasonable to try to assign as much of these costs to the perpetrators as possible. While it is difficult (though not impossible) to sue them for breach of contract, it is plenty easy to just not give them their money back and have them try to sue you.

      So you admit (swapping back into legal argument mode momentarily) that if the point at which payment were made were elsewhere it would be very hard for the theater operator to actually obtain the money? But merely because they already have the money in their possession and it's probably not worth it for the patron to use the courts to get it back, it's ok to keep it?

      I'd love to be on that jury...

      You do realise that, as the amount at issue is less than $20, there won't BE a jury, right?
      Also, since there don't seem to be any facts in dispute it would all be down to legal wrangling even if it were over $20.

      You have proposed the idea of a ban, which others have repeatedly pointed out is completely unworkable.

      Not. My. Problem.
      Just because doing right by someone is expensive or complicated is not a justification for throwing your hands in the air and doing the wrong thing instead. Using your power as landowner to ban someone is the proper way to go about dealing with this, refusing a refund is not.
      It is not mandatory, when criticising a policy taken by someone else, to propose a better alternative - which seems to be the only argument against my position (except bald disagreement) which anyone has used.
      Everyone is cooing over how great AD is for caring about their customers and ensuring a great experience for the 'right' crowd, but they're doing this at the expense of the people they're chucking out. If this were actually costing them something - if they were buying someone out of their seat to end the disruption and paying it gladly because it improved the experience for their other patrons - they would indeed be worthy of praise for how they care about their customers.

      Do you know how hard it would be to keep a violator out?

      Keeping them out? Hard. Recognising them as the person you kicked out two weeks ago when you go to kick them out again? Easy. If they come back in and aren't disruptive then it's probably not in either party's interests to do anything about it anyway, but you're still only going to get to play the 'act up and get out of a crappy movie' trick once, or possibly twice. Beyond the general overhea

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    2. Re:We do disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you admit (swapping back into legal argument mode momentarily) that if the point at which payment were made were elsewhere it would be very hard for the theater operator to actually obtain the money? But merely because they already have the money in their possession and it's probably not worth it for the patron to use the courts to get it back, it's ok to keep it?

      That is not what they are saying at all. What they are in fact saying (and what you have ignored twice now) is that the lady who bought the ticket broke the contract.

      Why is it such a hard concept for you to understand that if you enter into a contract with someone else, and later you decide to break that contract, you should be penalized for it?

    3. Re:We do disagree by pem · · Score: 1

      Am completely non-disruptive when I'm there, and wouldn't like someone disrupting my movie either.

      In that case, when you make it over, you should go there. You'll do fine.

      I just happen to be incensed by injustice wherever I see it, even if it's being done for my benefit.

      Me too. But we certainly disagree about whether this is an injustice.

      Part of running a business is that you bear the costs of dealing with problem customers.

      And part of being a customer is that you bear the costs of dealing with problem businesses. Pretty symmetrical, really, but there are a lot more problematic businesses out there than the ones that tell you exactly what to expect, and then deliver.

      all I remember is a chorus of people saying that large costs from problem customers are part of running a business

      There you go. In a lot of cases, large costs from problem businesses are part of being a consumer. This lady didn't even get charged very much.

      So you admit (swapping back into legal argument mode momentarily) that if the point at which payment were made were elsewhere it would be very hard for the theater operator to actually obtain the money?

      Not at all. It would just take way more effort than it was worth, and would really make an enemy for life, as opposed to somebody who might sheepishly realize they do like going to the Drafthouse, but are going to behave better next time.

      But merely because they already have the money in their possession and it's probably not worth it for the patron to use the courts to get it back, it's ok to keep it?

      Again, not at all. If the patron really thinks she was wronged, she can sue to try to get back money for mental duress, legal fees, etc. Good luck with that, though.

      You do realise that, as the amount at issue is less than $20, there won't BE a jury, right?

      There very well could be a jury if the lady feels she was wronged. An extra $5.00 to the small claims court in Texas will get her that privilege, no matter how small the claim.

      Also, since there don't seem to be any facts in dispute it would all be down to legal wrangling even if it were over $20.

      Rules of evidence, laws vs. facts, etc. are very different in Texas small claims court. It's almost more like arbitration in some ways. Anyway, she seemed to be trying to say she was using a flashlight. I'm sure she could change her story again.

      (Complications associated with a ban are) Not. [Your.] Problem. Just because doing right by someone is expensive or complicated is not a justification for throwing your hands in the air and doing the wrong thing instead.

      Right, which is why they chucked her out sans refund, instead of just telling the other customers there was nothing to be done.

      Using your power as landowner to ban someone is the proper way to go about dealing with this, refusing a refund is not.

      You seem to be completely fixated on some supposed god-given right to a refund. There is no legal, moral, or ethical reason why they should give her a refund.

      It is not mandatory, when criticising a policy taken by someone else, to propose a better alternative - which seems to be the only argument against my position (except bald disagreement) which anyone has used.

      I think you've completely missed several good points made by others, including that rewarding this sort of behavior will lead to its increase.

      But even if all that's left is bald disagreement, and you actually, you know, really wanted them to change the policy to meet your strict moral criteria, you h

  157. Re:Respect the policy by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 2

    It would be pretty to think so, but there is no reason to believe it is anything but a publicity stunt.

    I live in Austin. I have been going to the Alamo for over a decade. This has been their policy for as long as texting has been a possibility, and they have thrown many patrons out for violating the policy. This is just the first time it's gotten such national attention.

    The PSAs at Alamo have included former governors of Texas, major film stars/directors, locals who made good PSAs for fun, etc. This is just the latest way to make sure people know what is acceptable social behavior at the Alamo. It isn't a completely public space. It is a shared space, with rules of decorum, and the Alamo and its staff work hard to make sure that as many people as possible have a good shared experience at the theaters. Some customers are not fit company for that space and they get tossed out. Honestly, anyone who refuses to follow the simple basics of No Talking & No Texting that the Alamo demands probably has little respect for any form of shared spaces. They're probably the same ones who get banned from chat channels and blocked by spam filters. :-)

  158. Texting Correlates with Rude Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I see someone using a cell phone for texting or talk in a public forum, I want to throttle them. But, I would expect such behavior from Americans, a country of rubes. Truthfully, I would like to see some type of scrambling device in certain venues. I believe the FCC should allow such activity. Oh, I am sorry. I forgot the FCC are the morality police ever vigilant for wardrobe violations.

  159. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    You obviously aren't familiar with the Drafthouse culture. The day they complain this is on YouTube is the day humanity fails.

  160. Not just movie theaters by n5yat · · Score: 1

    Last night I was a volunteer at a 3 hour long dance recital held at a theater (you know, a building with a stage down front, seats, and darkness...) Parents were told in writing, at rehearsals, and at the beginning of the performance - no electronics. No phones, iPads, Nooks, Nintendo, MP3 players, DVD players, etc, etc, etc. In fact, they were told that if a small child needed electronics to be entertained, they child should be left at home with, gasp, a baby sitter. And, of course, there were countless people who ignored the rules, including parents trying to keep small children quiet by using small DVD players. And, when I politely asked them to turn off their devices, they gave me crap.

    The problem more universally is that people no longer know how to behave, and no matter how well the rules are promulgated, they believe the rules surely apply to everyone else, but not to them.

    1. Re:Not just movie theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they just think they are 'Special" and they are not the problem the rest of the world is the problem.

  161. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    What in the hell are you smoking? Management never said they give customers refunds for customer behavior. As a matter of fact, the explicitly say "we'll kick you out". Not "we'll kick you out and then give you paperwork to process your refund".

    This is a business I can finally get behind. "Inconsiderate Assholes not welcome here. You have been warned". Bravo, Drafthouse.

  162. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    The fundamental agreement is that the customer pays their money, and watches the movie - any attempt to include a clause which allows one party to declare unreasonable conduct on the part of the other and then, not just cancel the contract, but get themselves out of performing their obligations under it whilst requiring the other party still to perform theirs is just plain wrong.

    Somebody has daddy issues.

  163. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    The power of locally owned business is that it's easy to spot this douchebag woman the next time she shows up and tell her to buzz off.

  164. Hell yes! by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    I have little good to say about Texas and most things in it, but The Alamo Draft House chain is not one of them. They are my new hero and will receive all of the money I spend on my movie habit from now on.

  165. Re:that's Texas for you by stewbacca · · Score: 2

    You sir/ma'am, are an idiot. If you fly to Austin, I'll personally take you to a movie at the Drafthouse. If you don't like it, you can fly back to whatever shitty place you come from and you are welcomed to take your small-minded attitude back with you.

    The worst thing about Austin is we are surrounded by Texas (I kid, I kid).

  166. Re:horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Easter the bottom of my phone's text list was appended with a message from my brother wishing me a good holiday from the previous August; we were both away from our home country when he sent it, if that makes a difference.

    I have also been in a room when a colleague's received an email 3 months late regarding a job interview. She had queried some small part of the process, the reply was very positive, but she heard nothing, nor did the employers so they both assumed something was wrong somewhere. Looked at the headers and all could see was it going into a 192.168 in March and coming out in June

  167. Re:that's Texas for you by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    I used to think kids weren't allowed at Alamo Drafthouse because beer is served. I was pleasantly surprised to find out they aren't allowed because the owners realize most people can't control their children and this bothers the other patrons. Plus, there are no unchaperoned teenagers to ruin the experience, because you have to be 18 (I think), regardless of the movie's rating.

    They aren't anti-kid though. They have specific viewings FOR families with kids. The expectations at those viewings are far different.

  168. Re:Respect the policy by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    I am distracted by the popcorn, the cokes, the patrons trying to get refills, the people talking on the phone, the cleaning staff that comes in immediately as the credits roll.

    Which is why we love Alamo Drafthouse. None of this happens.

    texting is not a problem. Here is why I think theaters hate texting. It kills bad films the first weekend, and kills ticket and concessions sales. Everyone tweets how bad the movie is and by the 9 o'clock showing everyone is going to a movie that does not suck. There could be better movies, but instead they continue to make boring movies that do not entertain so everyone texts how much is sucks instead.

    That is the most asinine string of text in this entire thread.

    There is another thing that some may not know. This theater is running a major promotion trying to establish itself as the pretentious alternative theater. This will work in Austin where they have an overabundance of wanna be pretentious people and a shortage of pretentious movie houses, but in other urban parts of texas we already have high quality pretentious movie theaters with overpriced bad food and drinks either in the theater or near it. The texting thing is being pumped for publicity so that all the pretentious people who are too good to see a popular movie in a normal theater will be attracted to it. Therefore, this has nothing to do with values but is merely a cheap publicity stunt.

    Oops, I spoke too soon. THAT is the most asinine string of text in this thread. Dude, you have serious projection issues. Drafthouse is alternative to the point that it isn't a shitty Cinemark Megaplex overrun by unruly, unsupervised pre-teens. Your own post shows the mainstream list of movies they show. It's hard to be pretentious when your feature film is Kung Fu Panda 2.

    What is pretentious about a good idea like showing movies and serving REAL food and beer at restaurant prices instead of charging $5.00 for a medium coke and $7 for a large bucket of day old popcorn?

    Until YOU open your own theater and it becomes the primary venue for a major film festival, your silly projections come off as the little insecure whines that they are.

  169. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's called a cost of doing business.

    And the non-refunded ticket price is called the cost of being an inconsiderate bitch to all the other patrons.

    Your vision of an "ethical" world is one in which the rights of one asshole trumps the rights of the hundred or so other patrons of the theater and the rights of the theater itself. I would never want to live in that world, neither would pretty much everyone else on this thread.

    If you break the clearly stated and posted rules that state you will be kicked out without a refund if you violate them, you are not entitled to a refund. There is no real ethical argument here. You're just arguing a point that is wrong by any rational method. Contracts? You've got that totally wrong, she violated the contract and forfeited her money. It's not "just plain wrong," it isn't even slightly wrong, it's the way contracts work.

    I could imagine monkeys flew out her butt, it's not what the issue is here any more than your imaginary situations. The principles are not the same, or even relatively close.

    What you are calling unreasonable is completely reasonable and rational, your proposed solution has consequences that would suck for everybody but the assholes.

  170. drunk movie girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our country is packed with numb-skulls. it will be our undoing.

  171. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1
    Why is this "insightful"?

    she's no longer allowed to watch the movie, so they no longer keep her money. It's not the 'escorting out' which is obnoxious, it's the 'without refund' bit.

    Umm... except she didn't just pay to watch the movie. She paid for a seat to sit in and watch the movie. Sure, most movies aren't completely full except on opening night, but the fact is that she bought a seat that was then unavailable to other customers, thereby potentially costing the theater revenue if it was a sold-out show.

    Same thing would go if you bought a reserved ticket for a bus or train or whatever. If you then show up drunk and disorderly enough that you make the bus driver unable to concentrate (for example), you could be thrown off. And If you are thrown off (in violation of a pre-existing contract), the bus company has no obligation to refund the ticket, since (a) you violated the contract and have no legal basis if those were the terms, and (b) you already cost them money because they couldn't sell your ticket to someone else.

  172. Re:horseshit by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    If your job requires you to be on call, YES THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T GO TO A MOVIE THEATER! Holy shit, how could you possibly think otherwise?

    You cannot have both.

    This is not a reasonable position, either. Some people have to be on-call, at least for emergencies -- some of them are doctors... one of them might be the surgeon who might save your life.

    The reasonable answer is that the patron puts his/her device on vibrate, informs employers that he/she is available only for absolute emergencies during that time, and if the device vibrates, he/she exits the theater temporarily in an unobtrusive manner to check and see what the emergency is.

    Everybody wins.

  173. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by EdgeCreeper · · Score: 1

    Your shopkeeper argument does not make any sense in this situation. A much better metaphor is going to a psychiatrist. When a patient makes a booking with a psychiatrist and then does not turn up, they will be charged for the appointment. A patient has the responsibility to notify the psychiatrist a reasonable time before the appointment's date. If the patient does not do this then the psychiatrist may not be able to make an appointment with someone else, denying another patient of an appointment, and denying the psychiatrist income. Similarly with the theater example, if someone is ruining the movie experience for other people then it causes harm to the other people and the theater itself. The theater clearly has the right to escort the person out as it is in their policy which is made clear to the customers. Denying a refund for this is not being an asshat. The sociopath shouldn't be issued a refund because the have denied the theater of selling the seat to another customer and have caused a disturbance to other patrons.

    Again I state that your shopkeeper argument is just loopy. A more accurate picture would be a customer that buys a chocolate bar, eats half of it, and then goes around harassing the other patrons of the store. The shopkeeper then asks the customer to leave. The customer the hands the half-eaten chocolate to the shopkeeper and asks for a refund. The shopkeeper refuses to issue a refund for the half-eaten chocolate bar. The customer then makes a phone call stating that the shopkeeper is an asshole. The end. Note that this still does not quite represent the theater situation, but that is because a regular shop with physical items cannot explain the situation in the theater very well.

    Expecting there to be a refund is like a murderer going to jail and then expecting to be given a massive amount of money because they were not able to live out their life as normal for the years they were in jail. There is personal responsibility that must be shown by people who are well functioning enough to be able to join the activities that people in society participate in. Someone should not be allowed to hurt other people and then expect there to be no repercussions for it. If the theater did give a refund then the theater and the other people would have been harmed by the sociopath and the sociopath would have lost nothing. Is that what you want? Because I for one, would not want them to be stuffing around with my life with no corrective action being taken. Although if there was a way that they could be helped from their destructive behaviour and live a better life I would support it.

  174. so basicly they are banning black people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wonder how well that will work out

  175. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Alamo is different, but around here even local theaters has constantly rotating staff. So, what do you do? Keep mugshots to train new staff?

    Institutional memory at a business with constant turnover does not exist.

    It is just a stupid and unworkable idea. What the theater does cannot be improved upon.

  176. Texting is nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...compared to what I got to experience yesterday while seeing Super 8. Here's some woman's idea of acceptable moviegoing footwear for her young, hyperactive daughter: Flip flops with blindingly bright red, white and blue LEDs that began strobing at the slightest movement. Fucking idiot.

  177. America needs an attitude adjustment by npsimons · · Score: 1

    And it wouldn't hurt to take a lesson in etiquette from the Japanese. There was a comment on slashdot on a cell phone jamming article a while back where someone mentioned that in his time he spent in Japan, it was remarkable that he didn't hear a cell phone ring *once*. Also, dozens of people on public transportation would talk in a whisper on their cell phones at the same time, because they understood that the technology was good enough to reduce noise and amplify their voice.

    Why can't we have that here in America? Why doesn't everyone keep their cell phone on vibrate by default? Is it really necessary to hear some insipid pop garbage every time someone gets a text or phone call? I attribute it to the egotistical culture of "ME ME ME". Maybe unapologetic attention seeking whores would like to spend an hour in the stocks? Maybe that would satisfy their craving for attention.

  178. mouth-open popcorn-chewing sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do they believe those chewing-popcorn-with-my-mouth-open sounds do not "pull you out of the movie experience"?

  179. YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid people + txt = ruin movies, driving, walking down the sidewalk

    Teh boot = :-D

  180. Re:Well, I think I spotted why you don't have any by martinX · · Score: 1

    Well, I think I spotted why you don't have any funds

    It could work. Just set up a cinema for people who can use their cellphones, sell tickets for $5, but never actually play a movie. Just play trailers for 90 minutes. The phone users will be so engrossed twittering, emailing, FBing, etc, they'll never notice. After 90 minutes, bring the lights up and close the curtains.

    --
    When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
  181. Re:that's Texas for you by t2t10 · · Score: 0

    You shouldn't speak of things you know nothing about.

    Putting the rantings of a half drunk, angry patron on the movie screen speaks for itself.

  182. Re:that's Texas for you by t2t10 · · Score: 0

    Why would I want to go to a theater where I have to listen to the whinings of its drunk former patrons on screen?

  183. Re:Respect the policy by Parafilmus · · Score: 1

    Here is what is playig at the theater. Brides mainds, kung fu panda. x-men, etc. Not a high end theater like landmark or Dundance where the films require a little more attention.

    Also playing this month: Taxi Driver, Black Orpheus, Salesman, Midnight in Paris... and they have a regular silent film series with live musical score. (Battleship Potemkin was a couple weeks ago.)

    Are you upset that they don't show "high brow" films exclusively?

  184. Hooray by black+soap · · Score: 1
    Alamo Drafthouse warns you repeatedly. The only sad part is that this is novel and unique, that someone disturbing the rest of the audience will be kicked out.

    This woman obviously didn't get it. We are all better off without her in the theater.

    I wonder if she has spoken up, admitted to all her friends that it is her voicemail now getting nation-wide attention?

    This just makes me even more likely to go back to Alamo Drafthouse whenever I am near one (there are multiple locations) even if I didn't have a specific movie in mind. The food is good, the service is excellent, beer is cold, the seats are comfortable, the theater is clean, and best of all, they have and enforce rules about disrupting the movie.

    FYI, if you want to text during a film, go to one of the "Heckle Vision" events, and your texts can be shown on the screen.

  185. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by black+soap · · Score: 1

    She cost them money by making the experience worse for other patrons

    That's called a cost of doing business. If they want to end the disruption sooner than the end of the movie, they can stump up to refund what she paid them to be allowed to be there. Legally, maybe the 'rules' get incorporated into the contract with the patron, but it's still pathetic and still wrong. The fundamental agreement is that the customer pays their money, and watches the movie - any attempt to include a clause which allows one party to declare unreasonable conduct on the part of the other and then, not just cancel the contract, but get themselves out of performing their obligations under it whilst requiring the other party still to perform theirs is just plain wrong. Imagine if you paid on your way out of the theater, rather than on the way in - and on management escorting someone out they expected them to stop at the cash-desk and pay for the movie they were being escorted out of. It would be both insane and unenforceable. This is exactly the same principle, it's just that people have paid up-front.

    Why is the fact that ballpark operators are equally unreasonable an argument against what I said, or remotely relevant?

    When they sold her the ticket, that meant they couldn't sell someone else the ticket the seat is filled. They can't resell it once the movie starts, and they are under no obligation to buy the ticket back from her, when SHE breaks the contract/agreement regarding what the ticket confers. If they kicked her out without a reason, i.e. they didn't like her, they wanted the seat for someone else, etc., then she might have some argument for getting a refund, but they kicked her out so that she wouldn't be disturbing the other patrons i.e. reducing the value they receive in exchange for the money they paid. Maybe if she had left after the first warning and demanded a refund, the moral argument could be different, but as it is she has no valid argument to expect a refund.

  186. Re:horseshit by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1
    Yes ... I did have kids at one time. Two wonderful, well adjusted kids that are doing extremely well as adults. Went out with my wife a few times when they were young, and hired a babysitter I knew and trusted. In those days, we didn't have cell phones. So I gave her the phone numbers of the places we would be at in case of an EMERGENCY. If it wasn't an emergency, well, she would just have to deal with it the best she can. I wasn't so insecure that I felt that no one but me and my wife were capable of watching a small child for a couple of hours. While I was out, I enjoyed the evening with my wife and didn't worry about the kids because I knew they were in good hands, worrying about something I have little control over would ruin the evening, and I wanted to help my wife have a great time out of the house. Shame you can't help your wife have a great time out of the house away from the kids.

    This coming from a guy who says I shouldn't go out because I might disturb his evening. I'm so sorry. I thought I could take my wife out for an evening out. She had worked so hard raising our kid and I had worked so hard keeping us fed and clothed and insured that I thought we could spend a little money as a thank you to each other for all we mean to each other. How selfish of us to do so knowing that there was the most slightest chance that our muffled vibrating phone in the back row by the door that people walk in and out of might catch your attention and ruin YOUR evening. I'm so sorry. That was very self-centered, and inconsiderate of us. Next time we'll just stay home as to not risk disturbing you.

    This very quote shows how self-centered and inconsiderate you are. You feel no shame in bothering other people for YOUR time, no matter whether if it's even one person. A considerate person won't bother even one. No matter how much they feel they deserve it. I wouldn't have said a word if you were next to me checking your phone. Except all the way home, telling my wife how the asshat next to me had his cell phone going off every 10 minutes and he had to check it, lighting up his whole face (you can't read the screen without looking at it idiot). And then tomorrow at work, we would have a good time laughing at your expense. And you wouldn't even know it.

    Maybe you have the magical way of looking at your phone without disturbing someone. Now if you can tell the other morons that can't, I'd appreciate it. But consider this .. if no one can see your phone, then no one will kick you out of the theater.

    So I guess you have nothing to worry about then, do you. Go ahead and go with the confidence that you won't bother anyone.

    --
    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  187. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by black+soap · · Score: 1
    Change orders cost money. If construction is ongoing, they have purchased materials and are paying people an hourly rate to build something. If you keep changing the design, you will pay for those changes, or they will build it as originally specified per the original contract.

    If you change your mind after something is built, you don't get a refund on the parts they have to demolish.

  188. Re:Commercial Theaters are a waste of time and mon by black+soap · · Score: 1
    Are you proposing they do background checks, do an interview, maybe a test-seating, before they accept her as a customer?

    This isn't a fucking job, they won't evaluate her during an internship. They accept her as a customer based on her implied agreement to certain behavior during that time. Once they sell her the seat, they can't resell it. The fact that she couldn't keep up her end of the arrangement does not mean the theater should be out the money.

  189. Re:Score -- what about copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My point which you don't seem to understand is that ownership of the original artwork is central aspect to a claim of copyright.

    I understand this perfectly. There is no question about ownership. The person who left the message is identified and even if the person who left the message was not identified, that would still not transfer copyrights. Do you mean ownership of a copy? If so, then ownership of a copy certainly does not affect ownership of the copyrights. You seem to be very clue-resistent on this point. Go buy one-off painting and then try to make a copy -- unless you get permission, you are likely to be sued. I note that you failed to address my comment about MLK's speech, in which I pointed to a specific example that contradicts your claims. You have not given any specific examples to back your claims.

    lso leaving the message on a company's voicemail (which may have have warnings that they own your messages) may transferred ownership.

    No. It can't. Copyright transfers have to be made in writing. That's what US law says. There is no way that leaving such a message can transfer copyright ownership.

    I have never come across a phone service that claimed the right to reproduce to customers.

    Because you have never come across it, it cannot exist. Is that your point?

    Of course it can exist. Does it in this case? Highly unlikely. You are down to suggesting very unlikely circumstances in a vain and failed attempt to show that I am wrong.

  190. Re:horseshit by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    I guess that means no movies for me because some hypersensitive person might be offended.

    If by "hypersensitive" you mean "normal", then yeah, pretty much.

  191. Transcript error noted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The theatre's transcript of her voice mail is wrong in one critical location. They have her quoted as referring to the "Magnited States of America." Since she'd likely been drinking at that point, I think that error is attributable to her accent and slurring, but it's clear that she meant to refer to the "Maglighted Stated of America" instead.