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  1. Simple reason ... on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 1

    Unlike books, code is easier to write than to read. And that's even when it's commented properly.

  2. Somehow ... on Chicken Run · · Score: 5, Funny

    KFC will never seem the same again with Colonel Sanders driving that thing.

  3. The best way to get permission is like this ... on Properly Contributing to Open Source While on Company Time? · · Score: 1

    Tell your boss that you can do write the software and release under the "company's license model" (ie closed source) but that would take longer than deriving something from OSS code you've seen which just happens to do very nearly what your boss wants ...

  4. Re:This sucks...like a frat boy at a sweet sixteen on Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment · · Score: 1

    This is like hoarding sticks. Our gang can collect them, but if the kid down the road wants one then well we'll just have to beat him up (with our sticks). The patent system works exactly the same. Next time Acme Media Corporation rolls out a VoD system, they'll need their own pretty good patent library to keep the MS legal team away.

  5. Untrue - depends on ability to parallelize code on Supercomputing: Raw Power vs. Massive Storage · · Score: 1

    Whether you can use a supercomputer or a cluster depends not so much on whether the task can be broken into independent pieces (code can and is independent by the nature of OO!!) but whether the solution can be recoded in parallel cost effectively. Its usually expressed in terms of one woman produces one baby every nine months, but nine women cannot each produce one baby a month! If latency (or the time required to wait for results) is not a factor, as I believe it's not in the case of most large projects, then clusters can certainly replace many supercomputers. This is the real problem - how quickly you need answers to the problem you're setting, and therefore how well you can "word" the question.

  6. So how exactly has IE evolved in the last 5 years? on IE6 SP1 Will Be Last Standalone Version · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IE will continue to evolve, ...

    As far as I can tell, development of IE's features was iced around 5 years ago. Compare and contrast with Opera, Mozilla, Phoenix ... etc. ...

  7. Re:A phone with a flashlight? Great! on Nokia 5100 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    They make a mini Mag-Light?

    Yep.

  8. Pls mod down for being racist drivel on Nokia 5100 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Do you keep a nazi plate in a locakable glass cabinet by any chance?

  9. A phone with a flashlight? Great! on Nokia 5100 Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I don't have to suffer taping a mini mag-light to my handset now? Phew.

  10. foreach loops? on Preview of Java 1.5 · · Score: 1

    What you mean like in C# ?

    The tail is wagging the dog here.

  11. Off-topic? Never heard of .NET / mono then? on Running a Research Lab on Free Software? · · Score: 1

    I don't have enough time to explain the abstraction between an application layer and an OS, so I've just showed the mods reply to my boss at the Imperial College biochem labs. He laughed. And laughed. And laughed.

    Then he told me to stop posting to student-run websites (and do some work).

    I'm going to take his advice.

  12. mono::project and .NET on Running a Research Lab on Free Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ASP.NET is nearly finished, and there's already an alpha (?) ASP.NET server available for Linux here. Code new apps in as web-based services or in C#/Windows .NET Forms and port to GTK# or Qt# when ready.

    That's the way we're doing it.

  13. MS uses Linux for Passport SDK development on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Microsoft is not using Linux. So the scope of any issues they may have are not as related to the specific Unix intellectual property they were using in their product or wanted to be able to use in their product in the future.

    This is plainly untrue.

    Here's the download page for Microsoft's Passport SDK for Linux.

  14. Absolutely nothing new here ... on Just In Case 3G Isn't Speedy Enough · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to the investor relations PDF here (in Japanese!), HSPDA was released in March 2002 as part of the FOMA initiative.

    It also says the maximum data transfer rate is 14Mbps. Which is not the same as throughput.

  15. Since when was this case an economists' concern? on Economist article on Sun's Linux Strategy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since suprisingly recently. The fact that the SCO/Linux case features on the Economist radar can only be good news. Not so long ago this article wouldn't even have feature in their "in other news" section.

    And they're happy to tow the geek line that SCO's case has little real merit calling it a "ham-fisted attempt by SCO to get itself bought".

  16. Re:Does it have this feature? on Summary of JDK1.5 Language Changes · · Score: 1

    I was daft enough to post this troll (I'm surprised no-one else had the balls) and you were daft enough to compile it.

  17. Does it have this feature? on Summary of JDK1.5 Language Changes · · Score: 0, Troll
    public class Sun extends Profitability
    {
    while (revenue < 0) {
    versionNumber ++;
    }
    }
  18. I love pachinko. It's so much fun! on Sega Cancels Merger With Sammy · · Score: 1

    Buy the metal balls, put them in the machine, watch them shoot along gaining points you can exchange later more metal balls.

    Or, take the metal balls to your friendly ganster outfit round the corner and exchange them for dodgy Chinese cameras and Hello Kittys. Great!

    Why on eather could Sega see the marketability of this game?

  19. You could start by asking them ... on How Would You Argue for Open Source? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if they want to take responsibility for aligning their IT strategy to their business objectives, or their systems provider's.

  20. Pls mod my original post for this at linux.com on "False" Open source Representative Tells EU Patents OK · · Score: 1

    Which is where this article was poached from. With all this news redundancy my RSS feeds are all starting to look the same.

  21. But does it have buzzwords ... ? on The Executive's Guide to Information Technology · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A vertical integration synergy strategy helped us realise total productivity gains in the medium term.
    We still reckon little elves make it happen though."


    MD, Widget & Sprokett

  22. "Soapboxing" v. pej. on Snag the Red Hat 9 ISOs, via Cash or BitTorrent · · Score: 0

    "soapboxing" v. pej. To announce the development of a new Internet protocol with proportionate fanfare, and then to watch it grind to a halt within hours."

    11.03pm:
    Estimated time left: connecting to peers
    Download rate: 0 kB/s
    Upload rate: 0 kB/s


    2.47am:
    Estimated time left: connecting to peers
    Download rate: 0 kB/s
    Upload rate: 0 kB/s


    Hmmmm.

  23. I dunno ... on Susan Kare: Mother of Icons You Love (or Hate) · · Score: 0

    Her icons are certainly ... er ... iconic but how many ways are there of rendering an 's' in 5x5 pixels? For that matter, same with a cursor or an arrow.

    And now we're on this topic, I remember the Mac icons she made. Wasn't one of them the trashcan which deleted everything you dragged into it. Apart from the floppy disk.

    * A million user thought bubbles all saying the same thing: Won't that delete my floppy disk? *

  24. Personally ... on Henri Poole of Affero On Online Trust · · Score: 0

    I've never really trusted those nerds at LinuxQuestions.org

  25. It used to be called FLASHTURBATION on Flash Applications That Can Be Used Online and Off · · Score: 0

    and now you can do it offline too? That's sick.