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  1. Re:Story not Graphics on Shrek 2 Trailer Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hello spelling troll. If you are an American then substitute the s for a v. If you still fail then get a new dictionary.

    From dictionary.com (American spelling but same meaning):
    incentivize
    To offer incentives or an incentive to; motivate: "This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem" (Richard A. Gephardt)

    The meaning of incentivise and motivate are different (subtle but different) so take it as a guide. I suggest you read a little more, absorb some more literary influences, maybe broaden your horizons a little.

    Bye.

  2. Re:XGI = SIS + Trident on New Graphics Company, With Working Cards · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not according to their corporate strategy! corporate strategy!

    It is good to see the graphics chip market is not too much of a closed shop for any new companies to enter. I would like to know how they plan on getting around the many recent patented methods nVIDA and ATI share with each other, will the SiS aspect get around this? I am not anexpert, please enlighten me!

  3. Re:YAMMORPG on The Matrix Going Massively Multiplayer · · Score: 1

    Well, sort of yes.

    A MMORPG is what the original Matrix film was all about. It would be hugely self-fulfilling to make into YAMMORPG. The sequels were ultimate examples of nihilism and kitsch and YAMMORPG is an ultimate example of the kitsch and nihilism The Matrix portrayed.

  4. Re:Story not Graphics on Shrek 2 Trailer Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sad but true. Most sequels gross more than the original but are remembered far less. The movie companies are thus incentivised to put more creative juices in new originals than in sequels, as it'll have little effect on the sequel's success.

  5. Story not Graphics on Shrek 2 Trailer Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The original Shrek was great because it was a creative story with a good plot. The good graphics were icing on the cake.

    Only too many times are sequels a rehash of what went before only bigger, bolder, brighter, anti-alias shading. But as far as movies go the plot should be counts.

  6. Re:IBM? Why? on Novell/SUSE Prime for Aquisition? · · Score: 0

    Do you have a source for your poll? Was it a poll of those that have had their families murdered in Israeli revenge killings. Lets remember most Palestinians do not believe strongly enough to be suicide bombers (else they'd all be dead), most suicide bombers have had a member of their families killed then turn to suicide as revenge.

    The Israeli state is the most right-wing and the most genocidal state in the world today (settlements encroaching the borders with only their weakest neighbours, creeping year after year with total disregard for any agreement to stop this, least of all the 1968 treaty).

  7. Here is a good troll: on More on Virginia Tech G5 Cluster: 17.6 Tflops · · Score: 0

    The awful truth about Filipinos:

    As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have
    begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their extensive
    involvment in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of qualities
    all filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis.You can see this clearly by
    studying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino Americans.

    PART 1: Origins of Pinoys/Pinays: Are they really asian?
    Well we've come to accept the fact the filipinos come from a part of the
    world known as South East Asia. But the term "Asia" is used in the wrong way.
    You may notice that contemporary filipino americans try very hard to associate
    themselves with groups that we know asasian. I cannot count the number of times
    I have seen a 'Third World' Filipino try to connect themselves to the Chinese
    or Japanese people. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is a
    Third World country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by filipino
    people during our entire human history. Young filipino men in america have
    become obsessed with "import racing". They have an enormously perverted
    affection for Japanese cars. It's a common phenomenon. In their minds, these
    filipinos somehow, believe that they are asian and that it somehow connects
    them to japanese people and japanese cars. They often take credit for the
    ingenuity of Japanese people and say how it's an "asian thing". This
    term..."asian thing" derived directly from African American slang "black
    thang". "It's a black thang." "It's an asian thang." You can see the
    connection. It's even funnier that, in Japan, Filipinos are heavily
    discriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully in Japan
    are the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most filipino people no
    matter where they live in the world.Now we've come down to this fact...and it
    is a fact. Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as asian. They have no
    architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way,asian.
    Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan, Korea, and China there
    is no way you can possibly connect the Philippine Islands. This assault by
    filipino americans to connect themselves with the great, peoples of North East
    Asia is foul and disgusting.

    PART 2: Young Filipino Americans: The Disease of Society.
    See for yourself and go to any young filipino's website or chatroom, and
    you will be able to see kind of attitude that's stinking up america! Some
    things you might see: Dialouge such as the following (taken directly from a
    chatroom in IRC): (please keep in mind that most people in these chatrooms are
    young filipinos between the ages of(13-25).

    AznGuRLie: Wzzup EvErYbOdY!!! RhEiNa IsH In Da HoUsE!
    (Translation: Her name is Asian Girly. This young woman obviously thinks she is
    somehow asian, but we'll adress that later. She's simply saying that she has
    arrived in the chatroom but she's saying it in the most immature, ghetto, and
    baby-type way possible. I'm suprised she said "Rheina is in the house" rather
    than just "Rheina in the house".But notice how she spelled the word "is" as
    "ish". The way a baby would pronounce it. The AlTeRnAtiNG CaPiTaLs is also
    very common.)
    AzNRacr_X: SuP Wit U RhEinA GuRL???
    (A filipino male...he's obsessed with japanese cars and masturbates frequently
    to Japanese Porno Cartoons, known as 'Hentai'. His response, is based on the
    fact he listens to way too much Puff Daddy and thinks that he's some type of
    "Player". Player is a concept invented by Black Americans. It simply means that
    a young man has good luck with women. A "Player" often has sex with numerous
    females and has more than one girlfriend at a time according to the Black
    defenition. If the, filipinos have a different definition for this term I'm
    not sure. But I think if you apply this term to a filipino male it usually
    describes a young man wh

  8. FR1ST PR0ST on CAPPS II Guidelines Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    w00t

  9. Re:What do you expect on In-Flight Reboot? · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah... $200mn per aircraft... if it wasn't for these damn patents they could download them for free from Kazaa...

  10. Not a troll on In-Flight Reboot? · · Score: 1

    See the other (allbeit slightly different, but now much) story here:

    http://slashdot.org/articles/02/07/22/0615221.sh tm l?tid=126

    Slashdot rehashing old stories to have some cheap "does it run linux?" story? Never...

  11. Re:I agree as well, consider NASUM on Is Louder Better? · · Score: 1

    Not black metal... more vampiric, but Cradle of Filth are fantastic... louder is better? Well, they are plain good so whatever happens to the volume they sound good.

  12. Re:I'm so lost in love on Is Louder Better? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Air Supply ar cool.

    But did an analysis of 5 CDs?!!!!

    How about a random sample of 500, minimum... Sure, Rush don't have 500 albums, but that is the point... there is biased covarience - could be due to many many other factors other than the one being isolated.

    Pity 'intelligent' people treat everything as a simultaneous equation and not subject to correlated deterministic factors.

  13. Re:Fire-Breathing Dragon Burns Americans and Tibet on Chinese "Dragon" Chip On Sale · · Score: 1

    Wow... +5 Interesting...

    Mods really have no brains otherwise they would realise this is the troll it is (and author has experience of anit-China trolls).

  14. Please ignore this post... this post is a test.... on MSWL Olmec PBEM Soccer Game GPL'ed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    GATHERS GAY NIGARS FROM AL OVER M3RICA AND ABROAD FOR ONE COMON GOAL - BNG GAY R111!!! OMG WTF LOL U GAY R?!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL U A NIGER R?!!!11! U A GAY NIGER [GAY-SEX-ACESCOM]

    IF?111!1! OMG LOL U ANSW3RED YES 2 ANY OF TEH ABOVE QUESTIONS TH3N GNA (GAY NIG3R ASOCIATION OF MERICA) MIGHT B EXACTLY WUT U BEN LOKNG FOR
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    GNA1!!! OMG (GAY NIGER ASOCIATION OF MERICA) IS TEH FASTAST-GROWNG GAY NIG3R COMUNITY WIT THOUSANDS OF MEMBRS AL OVER UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA11!!111 OMG U 2 CAN B A PART OF GNA IF U JOIN Y!!!!1 WTF NOT???!? WTF LOL ITS QUIK AND EASY - ONLY 3 SIMPLE ST3PS!1!!1!11 OMG LOL

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    THIRD U NED 2 JOIN TEH OFICIAL GNA IRC CHANAL #GNA ON EFN3T AND APLY FOR MAMBRSHIP
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  15. Re:do you see that! on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 1

    Indeed it would... i should stay off the crack on a Sunday...

  16. Re:New in 2.6 on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 1

    Agree... that is sad... but natural selection is like that...

  17. Re:three questions on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1. It is clearly '***'Michael'***' attempting some form of bad parody.

    2. ???

    3. Soviet Russia imagines you in a Beowolf cluster of PROFITable Natalie Portman pics running on *BSD you insensitive clod.

  18. Re:do you see that! on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 1

    I think you have your K and k the wrong way around.

    But it holds up for me fine too.

  19. Re:Holy Coincidence, Batman! on How Do You Get Work Done? · · Score: 0, Troll

    I also recommend

    Cocaine - 1g twice a day

    Don't sue me if you have an allergic reaction and die from any of those supplements, though.

  20. Re:w00t! on Youth Spend More Time on Web Than TV · · Score: 1

    Surely it is the 'average of a sample of teenagers', rather than picking a 'sample set set of average teenagers' (whatever na average teenager is) and looking at them. A normal distribution may not apply (particuraly as this is a constrained discrete and very dependent thing being measured) so 'average of' and 'of average' are very different concepts.

    I suggest you go back to junior-high to study math a little more.

  21. Becaue this is GNAA suported on Your Own Linux Wireless Access Point · · Score: -1, Troll

    If you get this, the GNAA will be on line for support anytime you like. Just join the channel detailed below... but only if you reach the following requirements:
    [MODS NOTE: This is not off topic, nor is this redundant or a troll because a genuine offer of support is being offered to an individual who has asked a revelent actual question]
    * Are you gay?
    * Are you a nigger?
    * Are you a GAY NIGGER?

    If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.

    Why not sign up now? It's quick and easy, only 2 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of "GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE" and watch it.

    Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    P.S. To keep this post on-topic, the GNAA uses a similar approach to training new members. Our goggles employe a very accurate Gay-Dar (tm), that points out of various niggers on the street are straight, or gay. The gay niggers are recruited, of course

    -A Proud and Gay Nigger

    -aaaaa--a-----a----a-------a----
    a-----a-aa----a---a-a-----a-a---
    a-------a-a---a--a---a---a---a--
    a--aaaa-a--a--a-a-----a-a-----a-
    a-----a-a---a-a-aaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-
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  22. Re:Well.. on The Open Group's New Open Source Strategy · · Score: 1

    But... X12 offers superior seasonal adjustment than X11, and it's open source.

  23. Re:michael rushed this out due to timothy's failur on The Open Group's New Open Source Strategy · · Score: 1

    OMG! I don't usually look at book reviews but glad i did... that was mayhem! Not one serious comment.

    Hell, I mainly read comments for the good trolls anyway...

  24. Re:Evidence? on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: -1, Troll

    What is this? Modded to 0 yet no reason? No mod passed this, only hosts can mod in this way. Suck my penis bird.

    [ed. note: in the following text, former FreeBSD developer Mike Smith gives his reasons for abandoning FreeBSD] When I stood for election to the FreeBSD core team nearly two years ago, many of you will recall that it was after a long series of debates during which I maintained that too much organisation, too many rules and too much formality would be a bad thing for the project. Today, as I read the latest discussions on the future of the FreeBSD project, I see the same problem; a few new faces and many of the old going over the same tired arguments and suggesting variations on the same worthless schemes. Frankly I'm sick of it. FreeBSD used to be fun. It used to be about doing things the right way. It used to be something that you could sink your teeth into when the mundane chores of programming for a living got you down. It was something cool and exciting; a way to spend your spare time on an endeavour you loved that was at the same time wholesome and worthwhile. It's not anymore. It's about bylaws and committees and reports and milestones, telling others what to do and doing what you're told. It's about who can rant the longest or shout the loudest or mislead the most people into a bloc in order to legitimise doing what they think is best. Individuals notwithstanding, the project as a whole has lost track of where it's going, and has instead become obsessed with process and mechanics. So I'm leaving core. I don't want to feel like I should be "doing something" about a project that has lost interest in having something done for it. I don't have the energy to fight what has clearly become a losing battle; I have a life to live and a job to keep, and I won't achieve any of the goals I personally consider worthwhile if I remain obligated to care for the project. Discussion I'm sure that I've offended some people already; I'm sure that by the time I'm done here, I'll have offended more. If you feel a need to play to the crowd in your replies rather than make a sincere effort to address the problems I'm discussing here, please do us the courtesy of playing your politics openly. From a technical perspective, the project faces a set of challenges that significantly outstrips our ability to deliver. Some of the resources that we need to address these challenges are tied up in the fruitless metadiscussions that have raged since we made the mistake of electing officers. Others have left in disgust, or been driven out by the culture of abuse and distraction that has grown up since then. More may well remain available to recruitment, but while the project is busy infighting our chances for successful outreach are sorely diminished. There's no simple solution to this. For the project to move forward, one or the other of the warring philosophies must win out; either the project returns to its laid-back roots and gets on with the work, or it transforms into a super-organised engineering project and executes a brilliant plan to deliver what, ultimately, we all know we want. Whatever path is chosen, whatever balance is struck, the choosing and the striking are the important parts. The current indecision and endless conflict are incompatible with any sort of progress. Trying to dissect the above is far beyond the scope of any parting shot, no matter how distended. All I can really ask of you all is to let go of the minutiae for a moment and take a look at the big picture. What is the ultimate goal here? How can we get there with as little overhead as possible? How would you like to be treated by your fellow travellers? Shouts To the Slashdot "BSD is dying" crowd - big deal. Death is part of the cycle; take a look at your soft, pallid bodies and consider that right this very moment, parts of you are dying. See? It's not so bad. To the bulk of the FreeBSD committerbase and the developer community at large - keep your eyes on the real goals. It's when you get distracted by the poli

  25. Re:use *BSD on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: -1, Troll

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you BSD fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this BSD box, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.
    In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Emacs Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various BSD machines, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a BSD box that has run faster than its Windows counterpart, despite the BSD machines faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 800 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that BSD is a "superior" machine.

    BSD addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a BSD over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.