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  1. You know the vote was hacked .. on E-Voting Firm VoteHere Discloses October Break-In · · Score: 3, Funny

    When Natalie Portman of the hot grits party is elected.

  2. Re:Why Mandrake? on PCLinuxOS 2K4: Mandrake Meets The Live CD · · Score: 3, Funny
    According to the Harry Potter lore, if you've been petrified, the best thing you could do is take mandrake.

    If one is petrified, how does one take anything other than what is given?

    Nurse, pass me my gloves and lubricant, and that huge turnip shaped mandrake root ...

  3. Re:"Real privacy"? on OnStar Considered Harmful · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Unfortunately, it'll require that the government be more disciplined, and the citizens will have to ditch the attitude that the gov't is out to get them.

    Two things that will happen shortly after hell freezes over.

    Seriously, I expect my elected officials to abuse any and all surveillance methods available to them. They do so already (ie echelon, et al.), why is this any different?

  4. Re:"Real privacy"? on OnStar Considered Harmful · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It is impossible to be completely private. This is not a bad thing.

    Are you kidding? That Paris Hilton sex tape was shit!

  5. Re:Solution: Breakable Link and parachute on The Expensive Hobby Of Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 1
    If one is worried about losing the kite and camera, then clever use of a weak link could help. Strong kite string would lead to the camera and weaker string would bind the camera to the kite. Excessive force from the wind would severe the link between the kite and camera, not the camera and owner. A parachute tied to a light tertiary line (a rip cord) would yank the camera's parachute when the kite breaks away. (An even better design would design a failure mode into the kite itself so that the kite loses its aerodynamic shape if the wind load becomes too high).

    Although there is still a chance of the camera being caught in a kite-eating tree, wind gusts and line breaks need not lead to loss of the camera.

    Or:

    Me to boss: "Is it Ok for me to take the work camera for the weekend? I've got a 'conference' that I'm attending"

    Later at the stationery cupboard: "Hmmm, this 50 metre box of bubble wrap should come in handy"

  6. Re:But what of the quailty of the information? on Knock, Knock: Information Pollution Is Here · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The idea for solving "Information Pollution" is interesting, but what of the quality of the information that is delivered? In this day and age when you can find web sites devoted to "Proof we never made it to the moon" and hard facts are often replaced with "that sounds about right" isn't the real pollution the content we supposedly want - and not the advertisers?

    Find me a system to easily and quickly verify the "facts" with something I can trust.

    I find this whole concept fascinating. So much of the information available today is either obviously false, or more interestingly, deliberatly false.

    Still, I guess it's just the new mind control.

    The idea of peer approved/trusted "truth" is fascinating because it's so seductive. Don't think or question, we'll tell you what's the truth.

    I'm not even sure that truth exists.

  7. Re:Wired Reported Why Power Point Sucks! on David Byrne Subverts PowerPoint · · Score: 1
    Anyone read that article in wired about why powerpoint sucked?

    No, this is Slashdot. Nobody reads anything.

  8. Re:Old run down neighborhoods are great places on Proper Disposal Of Old PCs? · · Score: 1
    We would get orders on occasion to clean out storage rooms, repo'd houses, old offices, etc.

    I get those sort of orders occasionally (ie. on one hand "we must tighten our belts" on the other "could you just throw away everything here")

    The largest thing I ever got rid of was a 5 metre section of the building's air conditioning system (hope they didn't want it).

  9. Re:Apple ads? on Asimov's "I, Robot" Gets Movie Treatment · · Score: 1
    See the movie Six Degrees of Separation and discover for yourself that Will Smith is an incredibly talented actor. He just usually uses his talent to make very mainstream movies.

    I think that there are two reasons for this:

    1. When people are young and beautiful, they are rarely offered the meaty roles.

      Case in point: Brad Pitt, he spends the majority of his time fighting his pretty boy image in some quite strange roles, but he still has time for mindless crap a la Ocean's Eleven which pays the bills.

    2. If someone offered you 100 million to star in 'scary movie' or $5 plus meals to star in shakespeare, which would you pick?
  10. Re:The Worst Scream Associated With Star Wars on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's hard to concentrate when you're screaming like a bitch.

    Just bite the pillow, it'll help you focus.

  11. Re:If you would RTFA... on MySQL & Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 1
    "Defect" is also a difficult term to define.

    One man's defect is another man's feature - just look at that damn paper clip.

  12. Re:A note about the "funnies" on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 1
    3 - How many people have insurance of some sort, and have never needed it (I am).

    Working in an insurance company, I can tell you it's nothing compared to the ratio of people who claim for insurance and haven't read the policy wording. Tip people: look for the words "We will not pay for ..."

  13. Re:Smart student can already do this. on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 1
    Can you really stop people thinking ???

    Just chant "USA, USA, USA" and feel the IQ drop.

  14. Re:Terrorist Threat on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is it just me or is putting information about chemical/biological/nuclear weaponry in prominent places on the internet not just asking for trouble? I know I know, obscurity is no security, but it beats the hell out of this kind of stuff.

    I know how you feel, this whole "freedom of speech" thing is just wrong! I firmly believe that the government has our best interests at heart, and would only conceil information that could be used by evil people (probably terrorists). I feel so much safer knowing that upstanding people like George Bush are in office.

  15. Re:major snub! on Visual Effects Oscar Shortlist · · Score: 1
    Probably that it sucked so bad that even the public noticed.

    Since when did this become a problem for them?

  16. Well ... on Giant International Fusion Reactor Draws Nearer · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... but apparantly, the U.S. is opposing a french site because France opposed the war in Iraq.

    It's nice to see that the decision is being made on a solely technical basis, lord knows we wouldn't want this to turn into a political shitfight.

  17. Re:And then get arrested, convicted... on Replaced by Outsourcing -- What's a Geek to Do? · · Score: 1
    I don't know how many times I've said this, but I served eight years in Federal prison and the incidence of rape is much lower than the news media (including /.) would have you believe (at least if you're over forty and not terribly attractive...heh, heh).

    Are you sure? I mean, did you take a poll or something?

  18. Re:Blah. Who to root for? on RealNetworks Sues Microsoft Over Antitrust Issues · · Score: 2, Funny
    Scary thought - Perhaps some day, we'll have to thank (gasp!) Microsoft for creating something nice for us?

    Burn him!

  19. Re:annual budget on The Cost of 12 Days of Christmas · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? I'm both.

  20. Re:annual budget on The Cost of 12 Days of Christmas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give the gift of love, and people think you're cheap. Give them a cheap bit of crap, and they love you for it. Go figure.

  21. Re:simple answers on CRIA Prepares To Sue P2P Copyright Violators · · Score: 1
    Everyone seems to be asking the wrong questions.

    Wouldn't the obvious question be: "Why are people happy to break the law to download music illegally rather than pay for it?".

    Nothing is going to make P2P music transfers legal, but considering that you can walk into any music store and buy blank CDs I think that this has been totally accepted by society at large as OK behaviour. The only people who don't seem to be happy about it are the RIAA and it's regional equivalents.

    No amount of legal action and scare campaigns is going to change a behaviour that is thought of as OK. What's worse, downloading the CD or shoplifting it from the store?

  22. Re:music should be freely shared. on CRIA Prepares To Sue P2P Copyright Violators · · Score: 2, Funny
    In days of yore, musicians made money by putting on shows, performing at the shows, etc.

    Now we get Christina Aguilera dressed like a cheap street whore working her poochie on MTV on tape loop - ever get the feeling that the human race is regressing.

  23. Re:Should taxpayers pay for this? on CRIA Prepares To Sue P2P Copyright Violators · · Score: 2, Funny
    When my car is stolen, when my house is broken into the police says "sorry, no resources" to catch them... Should taxpayers really pay police, FBI, etc. for playing collection agent for the RIA?

    Ha! You only voted to get your preferred political candidate into office. They paid. Guess who gets the silver service.

  24. Re:Hrrm on Intertrust Plans Universal DRM System · · Score: 3, Funny
    As much as the idea of DRM makes me cringe, I know it's here to stay ...

    DRM here to stay? I think the whole of Asia will have something to say about that.

  25. Re:Now if ... on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    I thought I was ... but I guess some people need the dots connected for them.