Slashdot Mirror


User: Cryacin

Cryacin's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,597
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,597

  1. Re:Coders on HealthCare.gov Can't Handle Appeals of Errors · · Score: 1

    Pleased to be reverting resume's for urgent posting job.

  2. Re:Coders on HealthCare.gov Can't Handle Appeals of Errors · · Score: 5, Funny

    Accenture...

    Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.

  3. Re:So the Colorado version... on The Scent Rhythm Watch Tells Time By Releasing Fragrances · · Score: 1

    It's twenty past four all day long.

  4. Re:may i? on The Scent Rhythm Watch Tells Time By Releasing Fragrances · · Score: 2

    Eu de Poisson?

  5. Re:Different from the NSA on Federal Agency Data-Mining Hundreds of Millions of Credit Card Accounts · · Score: 1

    You earned $100k in interest in a bank account. You are a person of interest to the IRS.

  6. Either way, that's future me's problem.

  7. Re:Value on Would Linus Torvalds Please Collect His Bitcoin Tips? · · Score: 2

    He's just waiting another 2 weeks for that to turn into $100,000?

  8. Re:Different from the NSA on Federal Agency Data-Mining Hundreds of Millions of Credit Card Accounts · · Score: 2

    If interest is reported, then there is an easy calculation to get the balance.

  9. Re:In before the cyborgs.. on With No Guidance From Google, Makers Creating Own Glass Accessories · · Score: 1

    Diverting all 9 volts to my deflector shields! The glasses, they do nothing!

  10. Re:"Now robot..." on The Changing Face of Robotics · · Score: 2

    So sue me.

  11. Re:The hell? on The Changing Face of Robotics · · Score: 2

    Judging by the welders and fitter and turners that I know, after asking one of these blokes to teach the robot that will take their job, I think the "appendage manipulation" that the sounds that they will be producing would make most chiropractors cringe.

  12. Re:not affiliated, I just think they're teh funnae on Map of Publicly-Funded Creationism Teaching · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait until "The joy of sect" becomes mandatory reading in high schools.

  13. Re:Smurftastic! on NSA and GCHQ Target "Leaky" Phone Apps To Scoop User Data · · Score: 1

    The NSA seems to be only a few short steps away from the gas chambers and crematoriums.

  14. Re:Or was it then you get your iPhone? on Powering Phones, PCs Using Sugar · · Score: 1

    Chocolate without sugar is a bitter experience.

  15. Re:Go ahead, give me one more straw! on Google Charging OEMs Licensing Fees For Play Store · · Score: 1

    You'd pass up getting a peek at this adonis like physique? (Scratches under hairy belly)

  16. Re:Go ahead, give me one more straw! on Google Charging OEMs Licensing Fees For Play Store · · Score: 0

    Yes, the bad corporation is charging you money for your stuff. I'm sorry sir, would you like a free streak to go with your phone? How about a footrub for free?

    If the value proposition doesn't add up, go to Apple.

  17. Re:more than books on Ask Slashdot: How To Reimagine a Library? · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'd like to check out buckingham palace so that I can learn how to live like a king. Oh yes, and I'll borrow that private jet, and can I have some change for fuel please?

  18. Re:And Google is a candle on Facebook Is a Plague That'll Burn Out In a Few Years, Says Study · · Score: 1

    (singing) Just a candle in the wind.

  19. Re:I'll be happy on Facebook Is a Plague That'll Burn Out In a Few Years, Says Study · · Score: 1

    Yay, no more facepalmers asking me to "like" them! Now to deal with all the twits out there...

  20. Re:wanted: standing desk! on Office Space: TV Documentary Looks At the Dreadful Open Office · · Score: 1

    One standing desk for one house. Done.

  21. Re:Better idea on Open Data Tells NYC Residents Where the Rats Are · · Score: 2

    As an alternative, you could try to implement the defect in a viral vector, and have that spread through the population. They've done some work in Australia trying to get virally-transmitted immunocontraceptives to work on rabbits...

    Yeah... what could *possibly* go wrong with that? Why don't you start by cross breeding AIDS with ebola?

  22. Thankfully it's NYC on Open Data Tells NYC Residents Where the Rats Are · · Score: 4, Funny

    And not Washington. Holy crap, the map would just be red, highlighted by ultra red around congress.

  23. Re:Wait so now on Protesters Show Up At the Doorstep of Google Self-driving Car Engineer · · Score: 1

    It seems to be the modern day farmers with pitchforks and torches banging on the scientists doorstep.

  24. Re:Great Firewall of China is bad enough ... on Great Firewall of UK Blocks Game Patch Because of Substring Matches · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the brits won't be able to access expertsexchange.com and pay to copy and paste code anymore?

  25. Re:Great Firewall of China is bad enough ... on Great Firewall of UK Blocks Game Patch Because of Substring Matches · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And to such a great personal cost. Muchas Gracias indeed.