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  1. Re:Use Paper on Ask Slashdot: Replacing Paper With Tablets For Design Meetings? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The 3m corporation would be in dire straights where it not for agile design meetings. Nothing beats post it notes on windows, doors, other people's foreheads to get the creative juices flowing.

  2. Re:What? on Google Acquires Curated Music Service Songza · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what soundtrack does it suggest to play whilst announcing another non-profitable acquisition?

  3. Re:They seem to be doing good, Ban H1B on India Launches Five Foreign Satellites · · Score: 1, Troll

    When talking about the cost of the project,

    They noted an innovative technology stack to launch the satellites. When asked what the major challenges were, Anil Gupta, chief scientist responded that getting the rubber band stretched far enough without breaking was, although common, still very challenging.

  4. Re: I saw this recently on Grandmother Buys Old Building In Japan And Finds 55 Classic Arcade Cabinets · · Score: 4, Funny

    She came to drink tea and kick ass. And look, she's finished her tea.

  5. Re:Sounds about right... on Researchers Claim Wind Turbine Energy Payback In Less Than a Year · · Score: 2

    Yeah, superconductor based underwater sea cables would be awesome. I would question how well this would work with standard underwater power cabling due to loss.

  6. Re:Sounds about right... on Researchers Claim Wind Turbine Energy Payback In Less Than a Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    Add hot air from politicians to that list. Oh wait, that's wind power. Nevermind!

  7. First the NSA on Facial Recognition Might Be Coming To Your Car · · Score: 2

    Now big momma is watchin you!

  8. Re:Don't worry, be happy on Human Language Is Biased Towards Happiness, Say Computational Linguists · · Score: 1

    whoosh!

  9. Re:I lost the password on Mass. Supreme Court Says Defendant Can Be Compelled To Decrypt Data · · Score: 1

    ... the hard drive was recycled.

    Sorry your honour, my hard drive was rinse-cycled.

  10. Don't worry, be happy on Human Language Is Biased Towards Happiness, Say Computational Linguists · · Score: 1

    Hang on a minute, that didn't end too well for that guy did it?

  11. Re:All wars ... on China Builds Artificial Islands In South China Sea · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have always been at war with East Asia.

  12. Re:It is only the tool... on Workplace Surveillance Becoming More Common · · Score: 1

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you. Oh wait, they ARE watching you!

  13. Re:Them saving money on Workplace Surveillance Becoming More Common · · Score: 1

    Thankfully we don't yet have managers who firmly believe in assigned breeding partners.

  14. In other news on Public Interest In Great White Shark Devours Research Site's Servers · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Here's how a scientist researching great white sharks is serving out 8.5 million data points a day with a 386 SX-25 computer. Her major secret? She discovered the "turbo" button.

  15. Oblig german spy humour on German Intel Agency Helped NSA Tap Fiber Optic Cables In Germany · · Score: 0

    "Have you seen any suspicious Germans around here?"

    Nein!

  16. So hang on, on Harley-Davidson Unveils Their First Electric Motorcycle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Harley Davidson is rebranding itself as Hardley Audible?

  17. Re:Nice looking bike... on Harley-Davidson Unveils Their First Electric Motorcycle · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't get it. The girl in back resonates at exactly 80mph. She really hums..

    Back of the T-Shirt. "If you can read this, my bitch fell off"

  18. Re:He didn't sacrifice a goat to the SJWs. on Mt. Gox CEO Returns To Twitter, Enrages Burned Investors · · Score: 1

    He's in Japan. Surely there's nobody over there who would possibly want to use a completely anonymous and untraceable monetary system that would ever dream of causing any discomfort to another human being...

  19. Re:when can history be forgotten? on Why China Is Worried About Japan's Plutonium Stocks · · Score: 1

    Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

  20. Re:Hmm... on Why China Is Worried About Japan's Plutonium Stocks · · Score: 2

    Even Slashdotters in there 50s and 60s are not old enough to remember the oil embargo or the attack Pearl Harbor Before the grammar Nazis kill me: Even Slashdotters in their 50s and 60s are not old enough to remember the oil embargo or the attack on Pearl Harbor

    Back in those days, the Nazi's weren't as concerned with grammar.

  21. Re:Controversy? on Was Watch Dogs For PC Handicapped On Purpose? · · Score: 1

    You missed the guy in the balaclava holding the shotgun and bottle of chloroform.

  22. Re:Massive conspiracy on IRS Lost Emails of 6 More Employees Under Investigation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Laws are an inconvenience for the Plebeians, not the IRS.

  23. Re:Bread, eggs, breaded eggs on 4K Monitors: Not Now, But Soon · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do game programmers need?

    Sleep, generally.

  24. Re:Fuck the world on Bill Gates To Stanford Grads: Don't (Only) Focus On Profit · · Score: 1

    I want to experience the Peter Pinnacle to get some gardening leave.

  25. Re:Also focus on on Bill Gates To Stanford Grads: Don't (Only) Focus On Profit · · Score: 2

    you embrace them!

    Group bear hug!