If I give elevated privileges to arbitrary code, and that code breaks my security, it does not mean the operating system is insecure. It means that I created an attack vector that did not exist previously. If the operating system let that arbitrary code run privileged without my permission, then the system would be insecure. Do not confuse PEBKAC with inherent weakness.
Capitalisation, with the exception of the first letter of sentences, proper nouns, and acronyms, is a presentation effect. That is to say, your data should use proper capitalisation and only when presenting it should you modify that. (To give an example, this is what font-variant and text-transform are for in CSS.) Allow me to put it another way: the authoritative instance of information should always be in the correct form, and you can mangle it to your hearts content after that. And since we do that programmatically, there is never any reason for someone to create data replete with capital letters. Hence no need for the caps lock key.
It appears our previous announcement was accidentally modded down below the default viewing threshold. To correct this problem, we are reposting. We apologize for any inconveniences this may cause and we promise to hunt down and tea-bag the moderators reponsible for this error. Thank you!
EFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against Slashdot
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
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today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
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Thank you for the advice! I will think of something else to link to then, perhaps the GNAA website? Anti-Slash? I am open to suggestions! Also, how can you say that GNAA is never funny? I know I laugh out loud almost every time I see one of these things pop up. Remember, humor is very subjective.
GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup Sunday January 1, 2006
Ich Bindalross (GNAP) - Stuttgart, Germany Renowned homosexual and GNAA Director of Reasearch and Development Staos today announced the unveiling of GNAA's 2006 product line. Sitting in a lavishly decorated men's rest stop bathroom, he made the first of the day's groundbreaking communiqués regarding the "New for Jew Thousand and Six" products.
While gloryholing his fourteen inch nigger cock, Staos proudly annouced the newest product to pass the GNAA's rigorous R&D testing: FourRape. Said he: "FourRape is a fully extensible, java-based crapflooding solution, based on an innovative plugin architecure. In theory and with the right plugin, you could effectively Sodomize Without Consent (SWC) anything from Futaba image boards to the deep bowels of the vast left wing goblin kike conspiracy."
Upon ejactulation of a quart of semen upon the reporter's face, he finally said "Also on the list of hot new items for 2006 is LM Go". Continued Staos: "LM Go is a hand held device that when placed on a LAN, can effectively force all properly configured computers on that LAN to netboot LMOS, the Last Measure Operating System, resulting in faster Gay Porno content delivery to the masses. We expect to see field testing of LM Go as early as Febuary, with insertion into NTT/DoCoMo headquarters." Observed a random passerby: "It truly is a marvel what they're doing with technology these days. Just last week I had to go all the way down to my local crusing joint to get some hot nigger on nigger action. With LM Go, I can get gay porno throughout my entire subnet."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations
will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird
stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco
for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must
perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage.
CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for
comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's
semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort
to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive
The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who
are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their
demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display
hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
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Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org , a popular "news for trolls" website.
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today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
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How about we put the burden of raising children on the parents who chose to had them. How about instead of futilely trying to childproof the world we let people decide for themselves and their own children what's appropriate.
If a kid has $50 bucks to blow on the new hotness their either have their parents permission (ill considered as it may be), too much for an allowance, gainful employment, or an entry level position in a criminal enterprise. None of these is the problem of developers or retailers.
Besides, none of the GTA games come close to the sex and violence of the bible. Babykilling and incest? Check. I want to see Rockstar do a Bible game like GTA, where you can wander around brutally killing and raping anything.
GNAA Announces Supercomputing Project Impi - Black Ops, South Africa
In response to an exponetially increasing demand on the GNNA Gay Porn Avallance project (which features enormous African cocks as well as gay sex between various African mammals) GNAA is building a supercomputing center close to the Slashdot headquarters. In addition to the largest Internet connection in the world, the center--now under construction--will have nearly enough computing power and storage to serve approximately half of the Slashdot community's dire need for fag porn.
"It is truly remarkable," a GNAA spokesperson said at the conference. "Our new data center will dwarf anything Google builds for years. It is unfortunate that our 5.7 billion dollar budget will not be able to service the gay porn needs of all Slashdot users, but we are half way there."
Technical staff on the project project that, once open and operations commence to full capasity, GPA traffic will consistute 89% of the data transmitted across the Internet. One technician was overheard as saying: "Slashdot members, and especially CmdrTaco, need a lot of gay porn." He then proceeded to beat off vigorously at the sight of the server farm before bending over and sucking his own penis.
Soon to be the former most popular gay porn search engine in the world.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
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GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
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irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
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today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Cray finally figured it out. I have been saying for years: HPC/Beowulf clusters are about building machines around problems
That is why Clusters are such a powerful paradigm. If your problem needs more processors/memory/bandwidth/data access, you can design a cluster to fit your problem and only buy what your need. In the past you had to buy a large supercomputer with lots of engineering you did not need. Designing clusters is an art, but the payoff is very good price-to-performance. A good article on this topic is the Cluster Urban Legends, which explains many of these issues.
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of
the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the
organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial
report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down
from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public
company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor
management in the highest levels of GNAA.
"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up
an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the
new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For
years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal
atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay
niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and
sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential
candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and
surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the
first week alone."
The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically
advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure
indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete
with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand
lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has
attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more
impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially
constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for
extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper
floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for
orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains,
lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new
pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."
Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has
been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay
niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the
endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted
profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it
among the most profitable of organization of its kind.
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organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
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If you've been paying attention the past few years, the FAA and the major airlines seem hellbent on removing general aviation from the US altogether (closing non-airline airports, insisting on implementing per request fees for ATC, trying to ground all aircraft built before the last few decades. And don't get me started on the stupidity of every major city wanting a Washington D.C. style Air Defense Identificaton Zone). I suspect having nothing flying anywhere near the ground except governemnt controled drones would suit them just fine.
Ich Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement
today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86
architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the
statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press
conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully
recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from
attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path
for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into
high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software
with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this
opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and
Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs
submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots
have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination
that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software
customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available.
However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds
and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as
pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay
products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden
the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh
products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing
model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they
probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into
Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the
difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic
hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD
image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater
efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated
release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob
"CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of
information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our
gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over
the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their
hacked.edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.
Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of
syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point
during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released
prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile.
Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and
inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative:
WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim
from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user
testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a
complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off
his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the.nfo file says, it just boots it to a
very lovely goatse image. no joke, wast
GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.
Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."
Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.
Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.
About AMD:
Slow.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
I was able to repost your comment, almost verbatim, and get lots of karma. For myself and also on behalf of the anti-slash movement, thank you for your valuable contribution! Your efforts have helped further our efforts to disrupt Slashdot and make it as shitty as possible.
I know an IT guy in a small city police department. Trust me on this police don't want to share data with anyone and what data the police collects you can pay $10 for copy of the report. Why don't police want to share data? Because they collect "intel" data and some of the people in there may have done nothing wrong. Take gangs. If a gang member is arrested, they like to try to link together gang members. Well, just because you are a gang member or linked to a gang member doesn't mean that you've done anything wrong. I've been amazed at how little the police can legally share with each other. There are both state and federal laws limiting the "intel" information. I think the rule of thumb is that you can generally share your data among your department, but you generally can't share intel information farther than that. If you wand some potentially scary stuff, look up N-DEx http://policechiefmagazine.org/magazine/index.cfm? fuseaction=display_arch&article_id=908&issue_id=62 006 . NIBRS is about all the feds care about and it's all just crime stats.
There is a policeman that I work with. I tell him routinely, that I think that the feds should be the final resting place for every report that they write and everything should be stored by them. In car dash cameras should be attached to police reports and submitted up to the Feds and stored both to cover the individual policeman's butt, and incase anyone else in the nation wanted to compare video. I'd want that one automated though. Heck, there isn't even a "national" standard for finger prints. Each state has its own system and doesn't look outside of its system.
It's amazing how well the police do their jobs with the tools that they have.
The end total of the IT that I'd like to give to my cops would be a virtual police state. I really drooled over the traffic cameras that London could afford. We'd never be able to spend like that though. Heck, there was an article on/. a few days ago about a camera searching every passing car and doing NCIC lookups to see if there were any hits. I think that every city should have one of those systems for each of their major transportation hubs. Humans can't catch much, but with a system like that, if an auto is in the system as stolen, then a police person can atleast be alerted and stop the car that he would have otherwise missed.
That device was something like $25-$30K. For my department to afford it, we'd need a grant to cover it. We could purchase something around $4-$5K, but not something for $25-30K. There are alot of neat police tools that I'd like our department to have access to, but each one is priced around $25-30K and we don't have that much to spend.
We looked last year and replacing our analog cameras and VCRs to the digital cameras with lowlight and storing them on 4 GB flash cards and wirelessly transmit. We were going to setup 5 cars with plans of upgrading our entire fleet of 25 units, but it was going to cost about $65K for the inital 5 cars and setting up the backbone system. The night vision on that system was sweet. I wish our department had it. One other nice feature was that it was always recording/buffering and whenever the officer did one of several things it would automatically start recording/saving a segment. It did GPS and showed the officer's mph.
We don't have AVL in our fleet, but we've discusseed it, but it keeps falling through. It all comes down to money.
I was able to repost your comment, almost verbatim, and get lots of karma. For myself and also on behalf of the jihad, thank you for your valuable contribution! Your efforts have helped further our efforts to disrupt Slashdot and make it as shitty as possible.
We all know it's addictive, that's kinda the point to these games; To make them as addictive as possible.
So the real story here is that only 40% of the people playing are addicted. This indicates to me that
1) Blizz isn't doing their job correctly if they are capturing under half the population in this way 2) These docs need a new yaht 3) The study is bogus and was carried out incorrectly, invalidating the results.
Guess which one I'm a fan of? ( that's right, all three, for those of you keeping score at home )
You “wonder if Windows will run on a stack computer?” Where do you people come up with this nonsense? This is as irrelevant as saying: "someday, car tires will not be made of rubber. I wonder if Windows will support them?" Really, there is no need to try to come up with insightful remarks or questions to tack on the end of your story submissions. Just present the article and leave it at that. Let everyone else do the thinking.
I just wanted to shout out a great big “thank you to the people who wrote the following posts which served me as very effective karma whoring material. Keep up the good work, guys!
To the moderators, I would like to shout out an equally big “fuck you” for your miserable incompetence and neglegence which allowed me to get a bunch of cut-and-pasted comments raised to scores of four and five. You people are as dumb as a bag of hammers in a box of hair.
Slashdot Mirror
Man, that thing looks so fake. Where are the specular highlights and bump-mapping? What is this? Last gen?
If I give elevated privileges to arbitrary code, and that code breaks my security, it does not mean the operating system is insecure. It means that I created an attack vector that did not exist previously. If the operating system let that arbitrary code run privileged without my permission, then the system would be insecure. Do not confuse PEBKAC with inherent weakness.
Dell figured the reduced power consumption would leave more available for more effective explosions.
Capitalisation, with the exception of the first letter of sentences, proper nouns, and acronyms, is a presentation effect. That is to say, your data should use proper capitalisation and only when presenting it should you modify that. (To give an example, this is what font-variant and text-transform are for in CSS.) Allow me to put it another way: the authoritative instance of information should always be in the correct form, and you can mangle it to your hearts content after that. And since we do that programmatically, there is never any reason for someone to create data replete with capital letters. Hence no need for the caps lock key.
It appears our previous announcement was accidentally modded down below the default viewing threshold. To correct this problem, we are reposting. We apologize for any inconveniences this may cause and we promise to hunt down and tea-bag the moderators reponsible for this error. Thank you!
EFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against Slashdot
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locat
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Thank you for the advice! I will think of something else to link to then, perhaps the GNAA website? Anti-Slash? I am open to suggestions! Also, how can you say that GNAA is never funny? I know I laugh out loud almost every time I see one of these things pop up. Remember, humor is very subjective.
Sunday January 1, 2006
Ich Bindalross (GNAP) - Stuttgart, Germany Renowned homosexual and GNAA Director of Reasearch and Development Staos today announced the unveiling of GNAA's 2006 product line. Sitting in a lavishly decorated men's rest stop bathroom, he made the first of the day's groundbreaking communiqués regarding the "New for Jew Thousand and Six" products.
While gloryholing his fourteen inch nigger cock, Staos proudly annouced the newest product to pass the GNAA's rigorous R&D testing: FourRape. Said he: "FourRape is a fully extensible, java-based crapflooding solution, based on an innovative plugin architecure. In theory and with the right plugin, you could effectively Sodomize Without Consent (SWC) anything from Futaba image boards to the deep bowels of the vast left wing goblin kike conspiracy."
Upon ejactulation of a quart of semen upon the reporter's face, he finally said "Also on the list of hot new items for 2006 is LM Go". Continued Staos: "LM Go is a hand held device that when placed on a LAN, can effectively force all properly configured computers on that LAN to netboot LMOS, the Last Measure Operating System, resulting in faster Gay Porno content delivery to the masses. We expect to see field testing of LM Go as early as Febuary, with insertion into NTT/DoCoMo headquarters." Observed a random passerby: "It truly is a marvel what they're doing with technology these days. Just last week I had to go all the way down to my local crusing joint to get some hot nigger on nigger action. With LM Go, I can get gay porno throughout my entire subnet."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
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If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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How about we put the burden of raising children on the parents who chose to had them. How about instead of futilely trying to childproof the world we let people decide for themselves and their own children what's appropriate.
If a kid has $50 bucks to blow on the new hotness their either have their parents permission (ill considered as it may be), too much for an allowance, gainful employment, or an entry level position in a criminal enterprise. None of these is the problem of developers or retailers.
Besides, none of the GTA games come close to the sex and violence of the bible. Babykilling and incest? Check. I want to see Rockstar do a Bible game like GTA, where you can wander around brutally killing and raping anything.
Yes! Yes! I confess! Can I be burned at the karma stake now?
Impi - Black Ops, South Africa
In response to an exponetially increasing demand on the GNNA Gay Porn Avallance project (which features enormous African cocks as well as gay sex between various African mammals) GNAA is building a supercomputing center close to the Slashdot headquarters. In addition to the largest Internet connection in the world, the center--now under construction--will have nearly enough computing power and storage to serve approximately half of the Slashdot community's dire need for fag porn.
"It is truly remarkable," a GNAA spokesperson said at the conference. "Our new data center will dwarf anything Google builds for years. It is unfortunate that our 5.7 billion dollar budget will not be able to service the gay porn needs of all Slashdot users, but we are half way there."
Technical staff on the project project that, once open and operations commence to full capasity, GPA traffic will consistute 89% of the data transmitted across the Internet. One technician was overheard as saying: "Slashdot members, and especially CmdrTaco, need a lot of gay porn." He then proceeded to beat off vigorously at the sight of the server farm before bending over and sucking his own penis.
About GPA:
http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-gpa
About Google:
Soon to be the former most popular gay porn search engine in the world.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
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If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
.________________________________________________.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Cray finally figured it out. I have been saying for years: HPC/Beowulf clusters are about building machines around problems
That is why Clusters are such a powerful paradigm. If your problem needs more processors/memory/bandwidth/data access, you can design a cluster to fit your problem and only buy what your need. In the past you had to buy a large supercomputer with lots of engineering you did not need. Designing clusters is an art, but the payoff is very good price-to-performance. A good article on this topic is the Cluster Urban Legends, which explains many of these issues.
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.
"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."
The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains, lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."
Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it among the most profitable of organization of its kind.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
If you've been paying attention the past few years, the FAA and the major airlines seem hellbent on removing general aviation from the US altogether (closing non-airline airports, insisting on implementing per request fees for ATC, trying to ground all aircraft built before the last few decades. And don't get me started on the stupidity of every major city wanting a Washington D.C. style Air Defense Identificaton Zone). I suspect having nothing flying anywhere near the ground except governemnt controled drones would suit them just fine.
Ich Bindawalross (London) - GNAA (NYSE: GNAA) President timecop released a statement today regarding the immediate Internet release of MacOS X for the x86 architecture, available on many BitTorrent networks. After making the statement, timecop yielded the stage to a second speaker at the press conference, Apple Computer co-Founder and CEO, Steve "Rim" Jobs, now fully recovered from his recent gender reassignment surgery to field questions from attending press members.
"We here at Apple Computerth [sic] have decided on a slightly different path for the upcoming version of the MacOS X," Jobs states before bursting out into high pitched giggles. "We have replaced our overpriced and bloated software with an efficient and easy-to-use interface. I would like to take this opportunity to announce a merger larger than a Zimbabwe nigger cock: GNAA and Apple Computer."
Returning to the podium, timecop began speaking again, while Steve Jobs submitted to orally pleasuring his ten inch nigger cock. "Dedicated faggots have been loyally purchasing the homosexual software and hardware abomination that is Macintosh computers. Apple has been striving to provide software customers with the most flambouyantly homosexual combination available. However, in recent days, this hasn't been enough.
"There has been increasing pressure from the disgustingly obese Lunix nerds and the socially well-adjusted and popular Windows users to convert, as well as pressure from OS X emulators to provide consumers with increasingly gay products. Apple Computer has decided to merge with GNAA in order to broaden the appeal and better serve the interests of all those who buy Macintosh products. Furthermore, we will adopt Apple's "Step 2 ???? PROFIT!" marketing model. This will also stop Apple from going out of business, which they probably would have otherwise."
At this point, timecop paused and deposited a quart of Gaynigger seed into Steve Jobs' mouth.
"GNAApple is committed to our new OS X86. Rather than give the user the difficulty of finding pornography themselves, we provide them with the classic hello.jpg, redundantly archived and brand labeled throughout the 950 MB DVD image, as well as a bundled copy of GPA (Gay Porn Avalanche). Now, greater efficiency in masturbatory pursuits can be provided to all."
"As Slashdot users, many of you might have been exposed to the pirated release, and information pertaining to it. We would like to thank Rob "CmdrCocko" Malda for running the first article, leading to the release of information about our upcoming merger. We would also like to extend our gratitude to thepiratebay.org and XiSO for helping us spread the release over the 'underground scene.' We thank you, the IRC channels who put it on their hacked .edu xdcc bots and fserves who hosted it on your dialup connections.
Steve Jobs, recovering from the large dosage of AIDS from the variety of syphilitic, festering sores of GNAA members, rose to his feet at this point during the press conference. "Our previous versions of OS X were released prematurely, and as a result the operating system was unstable and fragile. Our team of software engineers have also decided to abandon the weak and inefficient UNIX backside in favor of a more efficient and robust alternative: WinNT. The pirated version of our new operating system has had record acclaim from users of the Jewish-based internet news organization known as "Slashdot".
"Those doubting the superiority of our new release need only read user testimonials."
"The Torrent going around as: Mac OS X Tiger X86 READNFO-XISO It's a complete fake. When the image is booted it shows a picture of a guy showing off his Bu** H**e." - Anon Coward
"if you unrar, burn, and boot like the .nfo file says, it just boots it to a
very lovely goatse image. no joke, wast
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.
Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."
Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.
Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.
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I know an IT guy in a small city police department. Trust me on this police don't want to share data with anyone and what data the police collects you can pay $10 for copy of the report. Why don't police want to share data? Because they collect "intel" data and some of the people in there may have done nothing wrong. Take gangs. If a gang member is arrested, they like to try to link together gang members. Well, just because you are a gang member or linked to a gang member doesn't mean that you've done anything wrong. I've been amazed at how little the police can legally share with each other. There are both state and federal laws limiting the "intel" information. I think the rule of thumb is that you can generally share your data among your department, but you generally can't share intel information farther than that. If you wand some potentially scary stuff, look up N-DEx? fuseaction=display_arch&article_id=908&issue_id=62 006 . NIBRS is about all the feds care about and it's all just crime stats.
/. a few days ago about a camera searching every passing car and doing NCIC lookups to see if there were any hits. I think that every city should have one of those systems for each of their major transportation hubs. Humans can't catch much, but with a system like that, if an auto is in the system as stolen, then a police person can atleast be alerted and stop the car that he would have otherwise missed.
http://policechiefmagazine.org/magazine/index.cfm
There is a policeman that I work with. I tell him routinely, that I think that the feds should be the final resting place for every report that they write and everything should be stored by them. In car dash cameras should be attached to police reports and submitted up to the Feds and stored both to cover the individual policeman's butt, and incase anyone else in the nation wanted to compare video. I'd want that one automated though. Heck, there isn't even a "national" standard for finger prints. Each state has its own system and doesn't look outside of its system.
It's amazing how well the police do their jobs with the tools that they have.
The end total of the IT that I'd like to give to my cops would be a virtual police state. I really drooled over the traffic cameras that London could afford. We'd never be able to spend like that though. Heck, there was an article on
That device was something like $25-$30K. For my department to afford it, we'd need a grant to cover it. We could purchase something around $4-$5K, but not something for $25-30K. There are alot of neat police tools that I'd like our department to have access to, but each one is priced around $25-30K and we don't have that much to spend.
We looked last year and replacing our analog cameras and VCRs to the digital cameras with lowlight and storing them on 4 GB flash cards and wirelessly transmit. We were going to setup 5 cars with plans of upgrading our entire fleet of 25 units, but it was going to cost about $65K for the inital 5 cars and setting up the backbone system. The night vision on that system was sweet. I wish our department had it. One other nice feature was that it was always recording/buffering and whenever the officer did one of several things it would automatically start recording/saving a segment. It did GPS and showed the officer's mph.
We don't have AVL in our fleet, but we've discusseed it, but it keeps falling through. It all comes down to money.
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I THINK I AM A DELICIOUS BASS
We all know it's addictive, that's kinda the point to these games; To make them as addictive as possible.
So the real story here is that only 40% of the people playing are addicted. This indicates to me that
1) Blizz isn't doing their job correctly if they are capturing under half the population in this way
2) These docs need a new yaht
3) The study is bogus and was carried out incorrectly, invalidating the results.
Guess which one I'm a fan of? ( that's right, all three, for those of you keeping score at home )
You “wonder if Windows will run on a stack computer?” Where do you people come up with this nonsense? This is as irrelevant as saying: "someday, car tires will not be made of rubber. I wonder if Windows will support them?" Really, there is no need to try to come up with insightful remarks or questions to tack on the end of your story submissions. Just present the article and leave it at that. Let everyone else do the thinking.
I just wanted to shout out a great big “thank you to the people who wrote the following posts which served me as very effective karma whoring material. Keep up the good work, guys!
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To the moderators, I would like to shout out an equally big “fuck you” for your miserable incompetence and neglegence which allowed me to get a bunch of cut-and-pasted comments raised to scores of four and five. You people are as dumb as a bag of hammers in a box of hair.
As for everyone else, Slashdot sucks. Do something about it.