User: (TrollCore)Dessimat0

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On: PCLinuxOS 2K4: Mandrake Meets The Live CD

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TROLLKORE HEAD, I'M IN YOUR BED
I'M FIZZY FIZZY WIZZY, I'M OFF MY HEAD rewwr4tr4tr

WHAT KIND OF RAPED POKEMON ARE YOU?

On: PCLinuxOS 2K4: Mandrake Meets The Live CD

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TROLLKORE HEAD, I'M IN YOUR BED
I'M FIZZY FIZZY WIZZY, I'M OFF MY HEAD EQWREW4TR

The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled

On: Nimble V5 - The OQO Killer?

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

Thank you.
TrollKore out.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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Re:Rent a first post

On: Rent a Segway

I was going to post; As many as it takes to fuck your mother up the arse.

- TrollKore forever!
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TrollKore Mega-Article-Troll @ 10pm GMT tonight

On: World's Most Powerful Laser

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On: How Would You Argue for Open Source?

It will be tomorrow, or perhaps the day after that.

Come to irc.freedomirc.net #trollkore to participate.

Trolls unite under a common banner.

Troll out.

Come to our new IRC channel!

On: RoboCup 2003

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On: Canterwood Motherboards Refined

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THIS IS THE LONGEST FUCKING APPLICATION OF VIAGRA

On: Searching for the Oldest Running Application

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Re:count me out!

On: Slashback: Hatred, Glass, Identification

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