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  1. Macho, macho man... on Prince, Village People to Sue The Pirate Bay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why only Web Sheriff? Why not Web Indian and Web Construction Worker, too?

  2. Let the flamewar begin... on Pope Denounces Some Biotech as Affront to 'Human Dignity' · · Score: 1

    <irony>
    I can't wait for the Pope's arguments to be distorted and mocked here. Because we all know that Holy Experimental Science is alpha and omega of all our questions and that, like every rational process, it is perfect and gives all answers. Sure, programming software is rational and therefore so perfectly suited to our needs that debugging is blasphemy...
    </irony>

  3. Re:I guess I'm odd then on The Best Tech You Can't Get in the US · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The omnipresent cell phone with a clock that sets itself via network access to extreme accuracy has pretty much killed the need for most people to have a watch.

    I don't have a watch because I need accurate time. I have a mechanical watch because:

    • it is a beautiful piece of Swiss engineering and craftsmanship,
    • it is a symbol of civilisation and ingenuity,
    • if I survive the next nuclear winter/global warming apocalypse/doomsday meteorite, it will probably be the only device still working,
    • it is the only jewel a self-respecting man can wear. :-)
  4. GOTO HELL on Subterranean Slashdot Email Blues · · Score: 3, Funny

    This one is my favourite:

    I hope you all die and go to hell where you can make stupid rebuttals to Satan's posts and mod his comments "flamebait."

    God awful :-D

  5. Re:Sunspot-Minimum vs Sun-ad maximum on "All Quiet Alert" Issued For the Sun · · Score: 1

    I don't see ads, you Insensitive Clod... uh... wait.

  6. Re:Misleading info on Polar Bears on Impassable Northwest Passage Open For First Time In History · · Score: 1

    Global warming is also good news for polar bears, you know:

    Good News, Bad News
  7. Re:Astounding... on Venezuela's Contrarian TV Station Survives on YouTube · · Score: 1

    ... take Venezuela down the same path Castro took Cuba, into poverty and oppression ...

    And I thought it was the american embargo that took Cuba into poverty... Thanks for such an insightful comment, asshole.

  8. video on Pyramid Stones Were Poured, Not Quarried · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, I give up my moderation rights to share with you a 2002 video (in French) about an experiment on the "egyptian" concrete casting.
    Enjoy.

  9. Re:AllOfMp3.com's Legality (or lack of) on Visa Cuts Off AllOfMp3.com · · Score: -1, Redundant

    (sodomy anyone?)

    No thanks! I'm trying to stop.

  10. slashdotted on Robot Swarm Shifts Heavy Objects · · Score: 5, Funny

    Watch the power of thousands of /.ers! Individually, they can't crash a web server, but together - with limited communication and intelligence - they can...

  11. Re:Missing the Point on Google Relents, Publishes Belgian Ruling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's common in Belgium and in France (maybe it's a Civil Law thing?). For "press crimes" like slander and libel, the publication of the verdict is usually required, sometimes in several newspapers.

  12. Re:Retraction? on Apple Announces New Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1
    Actually, douche is also a French medical term for the action of introducing water in an orifice for hygienic reasons (I don't know the medical term in english and I don't want to know, don't ask, I'm not a doctor), usually with an adjective describing the orifice in question: "douche nasale", "douche vaginale" (I don't need to translate those, do I?)

    However, the instrument -- the douche bag -- used during such "activities" is usually called a poire (literally a pear, metaphoric)

    Oh God, I can't believe what I've just written...

  13. Re:Subjects' lawyers paid for latest study on Parexel Destroys Immune Systems, Not Liable · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying that it isn't true in this case -- but remember that lawyers' first goal -- ALWAYS -- is to make money by successfully representing their clients.

    And there's nothing wrong with that, that's what they're paid for.

  14. Re:Damn US-centric website on IT Meets the World Cup · · Score: 1

    The combined audience will probably be above 30 billions... Usually, above 1 billion people watch the final.

  15. oooooh... benchmark porn! on The First Quad SLI Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    i'm wetting my pants just by thinking about it

  16. PPC forever on Boot Camp Flaw Leaves Some Users Fuming · · Score: 1

    I say NO to Microsoft! You will pry my PPC Mac from my cold, dead hands :-)

  17. Re:Why? on Alcatel and Lucent to Merge · · Score: 1

    Yeah ... Of course, the US never does that !

  18. Problem with Intel, maybe ? on MacWorld MacBook Only a Prototype? · · Score: 1

    Tom's Hardware reports that Intel Yonah processor prototypes have energy consumption problems. HardMac also points to this article, by the way... This can explain why Intel and Apple are delaying the availability of the MacBook Pro (ugly, ugly name, bad)

  19. What's the point ? on Shuttle Delayed Due to Cloudy Skies · · Score: 1

    So this whole Shuttle flight was meant to check that the Shuttle could eventually land ? Kind of "let's launch a few billion dollars into space and see if it comes back", that's very interesting science, IMO

  20. Re:American engineering on Shuttle Delayed Due to Cloudy Skies · · Score: 1

    ... and we all know how useless an helicopter that can't fly in cloud can be in britain, don't we ?

  21. Amaya on 29 Vector Drawing Programs · · Score: 1

    Amaya is the advanced Web editor of the W3C. It's not really production-ready, it's a kind of technology testbed. It supports the whole XHTML family, and XML languages like MathML and SVG.

  22. Re:Fastest train on Japan Tests New Bullet Train · · Score: 1

    The highest commercial speed of the TGV is 320 km/h. It can do far higher speed but the eletric consumption is exponential and the tracks and wires would be serviced all the time ... it's all about economic feasability.

  23. Re:Starting the book now... on Debian Sarge Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Yeah !!! Let's Gram-Schmidt that matrix !

  24. Re:no such thing on EFF Joins Fight Against Apple Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    ... a journalist who defaces someone's character and then claims "the right of private sources" is also committing a crime.
    ...especially when he's liberal ;-)
  25. Re:Good Riddance on Interplay Forced to Liquidate (France) · · Score: 1

    I'm French and I find this funny ... well, with a grain of salt, it's funny