User: leftie

Lancet published study of near-death experiences

On: Is Science Just a Matter of Faith?

Dutch cardiologist Dr. Pim van Lommel did a real scientific study of Dutch cardiology surgery patients. Recorded what happened to all the cardiology surgery patients at several Dutch hospital over a certain period of time. Found real scientific evidence confiming the existance of some kind of near-death-experience happening.

http://profezie3m.altervista.org/archivio/TheLancet_NDE.htm

http://www.harpercollins.com/books/Consciousness-Beyond-Life-Pim-Van-Lommel/?isbn=9780061777257

Re:Radioactive synthetic breast milk anyone???

On: Chinese Scientists Make Cow Producing Human-Like Milk

Coffee with just sugar sounds great, but thanks.

"I don't wanna drink it. You drink it."

On: Chinese Scientists Make Cow Producing Human-Like Milk

"...well I don't want it. You said you wanted it."
"Not me. I don't want it. You drink it...."

This Redskins fan thinks that's a brilliant idea.

On: NFL Teams Considering IPads To Replace Playbooks

Don't worry. That Cowboys playbook would never leak to the internet. Never ever.

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/96717281/The+Playbook+pdf?tab=summary

What... no xenomorph porn? Damn.

On: Ridley Scott Abandons Alien Prequel

Xenomorph was just about to get laid, and "Aaaaaaa..." *Cut*

The whole xenomorph porn angle is left untouched.

Still not as cool as urinating on Berlin Wall

On: SEGA Brings Gaming To Public Restroom Toilets

A Vegas casino had huge sections of the old Berlin Wall installed in it's men's bathrooms behind a glass shield.

Pissing on the Berlin Wall is an uplifting experience everyone should get to do.

Which given off by rip in time-space continuum?

On: Radiation Detection Goes Digital

We must preserve the Time-Space continuum!

I rather start Peyton Manning at QB

On: 'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget

The NEA has just as much to do with this topic as Peyton Manning starting at QB does.

Hopefully... if we stop clear-cutting forests

On: Doubling of CO2 Not So Tragic After All?

...then this might be good news.

If we don't slow down the rate we are clear-cutting rain forests, it's just a academic debate over what caused our impending doom the most.

Re:Democrats loved the Pentagon Papers

On: Compiling the WikiLeaks Fallout

Obama and Clinton are wrong.

Obama has gone way too far right on most issues.

Algorithm fails to inform not tar on their heels

On: Replacing Sports Bloggers With an Algorithm

Let me know when the algorithm can insult rivals.

Trying to shove Internet Genie back in bottle.

On: UK Wants ISPs To Be Responsible For Third Party Content Online

And phone companies will agree to be responsible for the content of phone calls, too.

Good luck with that.

No cupholder, either.

On: Want Flash Player On a MacBook Air? Download It Yourself

Cheap bastards.

How much does a cupholder cost?

My Uncle Dick is next to go.

On: Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay

My uncle hasn't had an easy life...

Need open web browser fart apps!

On: Mozilla Labs To Promote Open Web Gaming

There's clearly an unfulfilled need for online browser fart aps!

Damn you Travolta!

On: Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees

Always gets the cool toys first!

Here's the winnah!

On: Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees

Get the Humvees armored. Shape the profile so bomb-blast get re-directed.

Even better, increase the budget for ground pilot AI. Get armored drones on the ground.

Flying targets easier to hit

On: Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees

Who's the idiot that forgot it's way easier to hit a flying target than it is to hit target on the ground?

Way more potential enemies that can lock in on a target flying overhead, too.

Who's the dumb ass who thought of this

If you can't talk without being rude, don't talk.

On: How Can an Old-School Coder Regain His Chops?

If you really can't figure out how to talk to people without being an asshole, don't talk again, Frank.

Yes. Learn Python

On: How Can an Old-School Coder Regain His Chops?

Go play with Python on...

http://ideone.com/

"Ideone is something more than a pastebin; it's an online compiler and debugging tool which allows
to compile and run code online in more than 40 programming languages."

Have a book...
http://www.swaroopch.com/notes/Python

Have two...
http://www.greenteapress.com/thinkpython/thinkpython.html

Have a link to the Python Learning Foundation site...
http://www.awaretek.com/plf.html

Community College classes aren't free, Frank

On: How Should a Non-Techie Learn Programming?

Local Community College class is $76 a credit hour now.
In-state.
Before fees and books.

$76 may be simple for elitist overlords like you, Frank. It's real money for the rest of us. Money that is beyond us without financial aid.

Oh really?

On: How Should a Non-Techie Learn Programming?

I disagree.

I don't need a "mindset" to sit down and start reading.

I just need to sit down and start reading. Once I sit down and start reading, I start learning.

Funny how that works.

There goes big chuck of that Oracle cash

On: Justice Department Joins Fraud Lawsuit Against Oracle

Guess they won't be so takeover happy for a while

They play lacrosse, maybe at Duke, instead

On: iPad Owners Are 'Selfish Elites'

The North American country club set banned the Iroquis' originators of the sport from playing in what is essentially the Iroquis' own religion

Then they play the sport at posh private academies, colleges and universities where they can rape the help if so inclined, and buy off the bosses of local prosecutors with buckets of money.

Ancient Hacker FAIL: Open mouth after reading,...

On: IEEE Looks At Kevin Costner's Oil Cleanup Machines

...not before.

Dumbass is quoting figures from the demonstration model.

The Costners' tech scales. They just build bigger machines for higher sized loads.