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IEEE Looks At Kevin Costner's Oil Cleanup Machines

richardkelleher writes "IEEE Spectrum takes a look at the machines developed by a company funded by Kevin Costner that are supposed to extract the oil from the Gulf waters. Is it possible that in the years since the Exxon Valdez, that Kevin Costner is the only one who has invested money into the technology of oil spill cleanup?"

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  1. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how he sent them the plans...

    I bet he put them in an envelope and gave it to the postman.

    1. Re:Hmm by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      Such a great book, and such a crap movie. Its a shame.

    2. Re:Hmm by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      Such a great book, and such a crap movie. Its a shame.

      news at 10?

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  2. Well... by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

    He wanted to get in on the lucrative go-juice market, obviously.

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    1. Re:Well... by AndrewBC · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nonsense, he was hoping to head off the bad guys in Waterworld before they got started!
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld#Smokers

  3. I don't trust him by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's got webbed feet.

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    1. Re:I don't trust him by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Funny

      But he also dances with wolves, so he can't be all bad.

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    2. Re:I don't trust him by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      The dude dropped too much acid back in the 70's . . . he hears voices . . . and has hallucinations about baseball fields, and shit . . .

      Maybe if everyone on the coast does some Orange Sunshine, we can all just watch the oil separate itself from the water, and the oil will just walk away . . .

      Heavy, man . . .

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    3. Re:I don't trust him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even worse than that, HE'S GOT GIIIILLLLLLS!

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

      Well gee, Slashdot, I'm pretty sure in the film the character was yelling.

    4. Re:I don't trust him by Earl1234 · · Score: 1

      What do you think he's trying to do?

    5. Re:I don't trust him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Whatever - in Europe and other parts the oil spill collection technology is developing silently and is building on existing technology.

      The problem isn't the existing tech - it's a political issue.

    6. Re:I don't trust him by RDW · · Score: 5, Funny

      'The dude dropped too much acid back in the 70's . . . he hears voices . . . and has hallucinations about baseball fields, and shit . . .'

      Yeah, stay away from that stuff. I had a really bad trip a few months back - ended up in a movie theatre where they must have been showing 'Dances With Wolves', but it looked like all the Sioux had changed into weird blue aliens who were COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN at me. Someone gave me a pair of shades but they just made it worse. Crazy shit.

    7. Re:I don't trust him by inamorty · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pocahontas is awesome!

    8. Re:I don't trust him by longhairedgnome · · Score: 1

      Just because it happened in a kickass movie doesn't mean it can happen here. MUTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    9. Re:I don't trust him by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Ten bucks says they were trying to develop gold extraction technology. He has a history of investing in some weird shit.

  4. Recycling by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Costner had to do something with the left-over props from that august movie venture, Water World.

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    1. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Though much maligned, Waterworld did make a surprisingly decent profit in the end: $175m cost, with awful reviews and a mere $116m gross box-office in the US, but another $176m worldwide and pretty good DVD receipts as well.

      So I suppose it's feasible Costner had a little left over for water-cleaning tech ;)

    2. Re:Recycling by belmolis · · Score: 1, Informative

      I liked Waterworld! Did people really hate it so much or is it just /.?

    3. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't what people wanted, so thus it was obviously bad.

    4. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the Postman too.

      Waterworld quote...

      "Paper, lovely paper." ...also, how can anyone not love the bloodymindedness of the ending to Tin Cup?

      It says a lot about investing in a solution to inevitability.

    5. Re:Recycling by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most everybody hated it although I liked it well enough. Perhaps because it was so hyped and so patently moralizing. I thought Dennis Hopper was great. Costner can't act to save his life but he seems to be a reasonable director.

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    6. Re:Recycling by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      Most people I know thought it was enjoyable enough, worth at least the dvd rental. I think it would have gotten better reviews if it hadn't cost so much to make.

    7. Re:Recycling by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      If it grossed 292 million, 146 million went to the theaters, and 146 million went to the studios. That's a loss,with no studio accounting tricks needed.

    8. Re:Recycling by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      I still routinely watch it when I want something fun to watch.

      And I had SO MANY Waterworld toys as a kid. That boat was KICKING RAD.

    9. Re:Recycling by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      and what's more, the 292 million figure is inflation adjusted, while the 175 million figure is not.

    10. Re:Recycling by Prune · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

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    11. Re:Recycling by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting VHS and DVD sales, rentals, licencing.

      Waterworld may not have been The Dark Knight box office wise or anything, but it still was no Cutthroat Island.

    12. Re:Recycling by ushering05401 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I vaguely recall that was the movie where mister fish mutant climbs aboard the bad guys ship to save the civilians and the little girl turns to the bad guy and says 'You're in trouble now.'

      Fish man then proceeds to run around at very land-lubbing average joe speed and off teh heavily armed baddies that suddenly cannot hit anything with their weapons.

      Problem 1: I don't know anyone that thought what that little kid said was neat or cool or funny, because it strained disbelief that an entire ship of pirates would have any logical reason to fear the gilled avenger based on what we had seen so far.

      Problem 2: The ultimate fight scene is one of the worst choreographed set pieces I have seen in a big budget movie because the same things that made the pirates scary (predatory behavior, weaponry) are suddenly and inexplicably useless against the protagonist without further explanation.

    13. Re:Recycling by unitron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Movie theaters make a pittance of a percentage of ticket sales the first week of a movie's run and, if there are subsequent weeks, it goes up a little each week, but that movie is going to have to run in that theater for a long, long time before the theater sees anything near 50% of ticket sales.

      Movie theaters are really popcorn stores, and the movie is a loss leader to get you in the door.

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    14. Re:Recycling by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Though much maligned, Waterworld did make a surprisingly decent profit in the end

      Wow. That would make it the only movie in Hollywood history to show a profit.

      That Costner is a genius!

    15. Re:Recycling by wisty · · Score: 1

      Well, it's only a 30 million loss. Not including DVD sales. "The Express" lost 30 million on a 40 million budget - THAT's a flop. Waterworld had massive cost overruns (here's a hint - don't build anything in the middle of the ocean unless you are drilling for oil - it's likely you'll have a lot of expensive problems), and it was panned by critics, but it wasn't the biggest financial disaster in Hollywood.

      Really, if it weren't for the cost overruns it would have done OK.

      Gigli ... now that's a flop.

    16. Re:Recycling by DickeyP · · Score: 1

      It was Mad Max on water, with urine drinking and no Mel.

    17. Re:Recycling by Uncle+Tractor · · Score: 1

      I hated it. I don't remember the hype at all, but I *do* remember sitting in the theatre, writhing in pain at the terrible script. The scene where the girl brags about what a great guy Costner's character is was pure agony, and then the film somehow managed to get even worse.. ;p Independence Day at least had the saving grace of being funny bad, but Waterworld was just plain bad. IMO, of course.

    18. Re:Recycling by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't "Independence Day" funny bad on purpose? Like "True Blood", "7th Heaven", "Get a Life" and "The Secret Diaries of Desmond Pfieffer"?

    19. Re:Recycling by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      That's American movie theatres are popcorn stores. It hasn't been so bad in other countries.

      I've managed a couple of art house theatres in California (hence the fancy pants way of spelling theatre).

      I've been in theatres in India, South Korea and New Zealand. Concessions in India and Korea are dirt cheap. Same as buying stuff at a corner store. I think they were cheap in New Zealand, but in NZ, I was buying good beer for around 3/bottle. I don't remember the price of popcorn because I was amazed I could buy a bottle of premium beer without the huge American mark-up.

    20. Re:Recycling by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Apparently it was very popular in Germany and Eastern Europe for some reason unknown to me . I personally think the execution was a bit of a let down compared to the awesome premise, cyberpunk, Mad Max pirates.

    21. Re:Recycling by Haffner · · Score: 1
      Source?

      First week theaters get 10% of sales. 2nd week they get 20%. 3rd+ weeks they get 30%. It is not a 50/50 split.

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    22. Re:Recycling by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Besides that I personally think that Water World was not that bad, I have seen way worse movies with better ratings. It was an average movie, more or less a Mad Max 2 ripoff, but I have seen way worse.

    23. Re:Recycling by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      I think you're giving Roland Emmerich too much credit, his movies are typically "bad bad" not "funny bad".

      Are you also suggesting that "7th Heaven", the Christian family show, is bad on purpose? It's certainly "the way that it is" on purpose, but I don't think that the people who make it would say that they intend it to be bad.

    24. Re:Recycling by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Most of the ticket sales goes to the studios, the theatres make most of their money on concessions.

    25. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVDs? Were they around at the time? I seem to recall watching it on LaserDisc.

    26. Re:Recycling by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You make a good case for going to the cinema in the last days of the film you want to see.

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    27. Re:Recycling by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about 7th Heaven. They hire lots of comedians some of whom were on "The Aristocrats". Ed Begley Jr, Richard Lewis, Edie McClurg are a few. Peter Graves is still up in the air.

  5. Actors.. by conares · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was a kid back in the eighties, I always wondered what would happen if Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Charles Bronson and those other guys from all those war movies died. Real tough guys, just watching them fight made your face hurt back then. At some point, IMHO, Kevin Costner also reached that level of actorness. Back then I just thought "no more good movies, that's for sure". Kevin Costner just raised the bar. When he dies the world will go under.

    Oh yea...to me Chuck Norris was just a bitch-slappin' red haired pussy.

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    1. Re:Actors.. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Costner peaked with "Silverado"

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    2. Re:Actors.. by stuboogie · · Score: 1

      uuuuhhhhmmmmm...The Untouchables????

    3. Re:Actors.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Costner peaked with Silverado. But he was pretty good in Bull Durham too. Not bad in the Guardian either.

    4. Re:Actors.. by feyhunde · · Score: 1

      He's good if he doesn't direct himself. He can direct others well enough, particular talent actors, but he can't get outside his head to direct himself well. That said, I thought the Guardian was a great film, giving the Coast Guard their hero movie.

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    5. Re:Actors.. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Charles Bronson

      Kevin Costner also reached that level of actorness

      Oh no you dih-unt.

    6. Re:Actors.. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Sean Connery and Andy Garcia were great in that movie. Kevin Costner, meh.

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    7. Re:Actors.. by refitman · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should have a look at Mr. Brooks. That one kinda took me by surprise. Very good film, plus it's got William Hurt, who's always good value.

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    8. Re:Actors.. by gmb61 · · Score: 1

      I think one of Costner's best films was No Way Out. It has one of the best twist endings ever!!!

  6. 3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Vexar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow. I don't care if whatever Kevin Costner invested his fortune in amounted to something as hare-brained as a Brewster's Millions investment scam, he did something to try to prevent a dystopian future. Yay, Kevin! Even if the apparent goal of WaterWorld was to bankrupt Sony Pictures, you at least did something. I wonder if guilt motivated his actions at all? Oh well, all good.

  7. One good thing by bsDaemon · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess if this is the only good to have come out of making 'Water World,' then perhaps the movie isn't all /that/ bad... but it's still mighty close on balance.

  8. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because it doesn't matter at all if it actually works, what matters is that we all felt good about it. P*sigh* The last 20 years of civilization and higher learning in a nutshell.

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  9. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you throw enough Linguini at the wall eventually something will stick.

    You will never get anything to stick to the wall if you never try.

    This is why freaks like RMS end up achieving something and the rest of us "sensible" people just end up as corporate drones.

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  10. Maybe not the only one by Mikkeles · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ' Is it possible that in the years since the Exxon Valdez, that Kevin Costner is the only one who has invested money into the technology of oil spill cleanup?'

    Well, he may not have been the only one, but it's obvious that the oil companies weren't; after all, they're only the causes of the problem!

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    1. Re:Maybe not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well why should they? They only have to look after the interest of the shareholders and thats maximising Profit Baby!*

      * may not be true but thats how it seems to be in practice.

    2. Re:Maybe not the only one by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, he may not have been the only one, but it's obvious that the oil companies weren't; after all, they're only the causes of the problem!

      That's BP's new motto: "BP - Most of the Time We Are Somebody Else's Problem!"

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    3. Re:Maybe not the only one by Ephemeriis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well why should they? They only have to look after the interest of the shareholders and thats maximising Profit Baby!*

      * may not be true but thats how it seems to be in practice.

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit. That's how it works. They actually have a responsibility to their shareholders to make money. I wouldn't really expect a corporation to invest money into something like developing technology to clean up oil spills unless it could demonstrate that the technology would somehow earn the shareholders money.

      You could make the argument that if BP (or Exxon or whoever) developed the technology they'd be able to sell it to others... Or minimize the fines/cleanup that they have to pay for... But, the way things actually work in the real world, there's little point in that. Business as usual makes more than enough money.

      Which is why, much as some people hate to admit it, some kind of government involvement is necessary.

      You can regulate the oil companies - force them to invest some amount of their profits into cleanup R&D.

      Or you can fund your own R&D project to develop the technology.

      But, as we've seen, The Market isn't interested in this stuff.

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    4. Re:Maybe not the only one by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup. A business model that's only profitable when there's a disaster (natural or man-made) isn't going to have a predictable source of income. That is, unless the company making the disaster-solution product is also put into a position where it can create disasters-- in which case, you don't actually want that.

      So you have something which may be necessary but in which the "free market" will probably never invest. And after all, no one company really has enough of an interest in the Gulf of Mexico to pay for it to be cleaned up. BP didn't even have enough of an interest in the Gulf to prevent the spill from happening in the first place.

    5. Re:Maybe not the only one by Mikkeles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit.'

      Corporations don't have goals, stakeholders do :) (/pedantic) The maximization of profits is a requirement of law and a desire of the shareholders.

      One can as well have a legal regime in which corporations are organizations for the provision of goods and/or services for the benefit of people and for which the generation of profits is a cost needed to entice investment for capital.

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    6. Re:Maybe not the only one by cortesoft · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yep, it is know as the Tragedy of the commons

    7. Re:Maybe not the only one by chill · · Score: 4, Informative

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit

      That just flat out is NOT true. I wish people would stop regurgitating that on slashdot.

      Corporations can and do have other purposes and goals than just "enhancing shareholder value".

      This is an excellent summation of what I'm talking about. PDF link.

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    8. Re:Maybe not the only one by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The maximization of profits is a requirement of law and a desire of the shareholders.

      I'll believe the latter - I'll need a reference for the former.

      I'll float a completely uninformed opinion... I think that the "legal requirement" for corporations to "to maximize profits and nothing else, within the limits of the law," is a bit of revisionist history designed to make sociopathic behavior expected and acceptable. I can accept that I may be wrong on this, but I do know that this type of language is something that seems to have come into normal usage only in the last 10-20 years, and I have a longer memory than that. Prior to that, "corporations were in business to make money," was commonly understood, but this concept that if they do anything else they're shirking their "responsibility" is new. Maybe it's really that stockholders have gotten more sociopathic. But I would have sworn that stockholder lawsuits were born in corporate mismanagement, not in failing to be sociopathic profiteers.

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    9. Re:Maybe not the only one by JimBobJoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit. That's how it works. They actually have a responsibility to their shareholders to make money

      The Economist had an article on this. Maximizing shareholder value as a company goal is, interestingly enough, a recent phenomenon, from the 1970s.

      The other two company goals that were apparently sidelined for maximizing profit were maximizing value for stakeholders (typically labor) or maximizing customer satisfaction.

      We might be going back in the direction of the latter two.

    10. Re:Maybe not the only one by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I'll need a reference for the former."

      What was stated was actually stated improperly. It's not a duty to maximize profits, the legal obligation is to MAKE MONEY for the shareholders. Failure to do so can result in a lawsuit against the operating officers by the board of directors (who are comprised of the controlling-vote shareholders.) It is a legal obligation, usually tied to the obligation of the shareholder to share the liability of debts.

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    11. Re:Maybe not the only one by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      All the government regulation we had failed utterly to prevent this spill. The only thing it's done since the spill is slow down mitigation and recovery - like when the Coast Guard started boarding boom boats to do lifejacket investigations (instead of just throwing a dozen lifejackets on board and sending them on their way), or when we turned down the offer of skimmers from the Dutch on the grounds that they didn't get water clean enough, and then, when we accepted them, didn't temporarily suspend enforcement of the Jones Act to allow their ships (with experienced crew) to come over here.

      Don't get so mad at the corporations that you forget that government does bad things too - like capping liability payments.

    12. Re:Maybe not the only one by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Don't get so mad at the corporations that you forget that government does bad things too - like capping liability payments.

      Where in my post did I suggest that the government never did bad things?

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    13. Re:Maybe not the only one by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      The maximization of profits is a requirement of law and a desire of the shareholders.

      Got a source for that? I don't think the "maximization" of profits is a requirement as such, as I'm sure a few SIVs created by Lehman Bros. were certainly not incorporated with that in mind...

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    14. Re:Maybe not the only one by SWPadnos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no requirement that a corporation make money, or that if it does that the shareholders get paid any of the profits. There is no requirement that the board of directors be composed of shareholders at all, let alone those with large percentages of the voting shares.

      The board of directors and the officers have a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders. This means that they must use the investment money responsibly, and should actually be trying to earn money for the company and the shareholders. The laws are basically there to prevent someone from starting a company, getting investment money, and then "losing" all of it due to poor decision making (paying themselves all of the investment money as a salary, for example).

      Even if there were a requirement to maximize profits, that is a vague phrase. Maximize over what time scale? A financial quarter? A year, a decade, a century ...? You can't spend any money on research if you're maximizing for the quarter, but it sure helps in the 10-100 year time frame. Spending money on clean-up technology is a bit like paying for insurance. Neither is a good investment until something bad happens.

      Of course none of this prevents shareholders from suing officers and directors, but that's not because they actually have a good reason to.

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    15. Re:Maybe not the only one by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You didn't. But you did say "some kind of government involvement is necessary", so it's important to remember that they fuck up too.

    16. Re:Maybe not the only one by pz · · Score: 1

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit.

      Nearly so. A standard corporation's primary goal is to continue to exist. There are exceptions to this such as corporations that are organized to spend down or distribute a fund to termination, but, mostly, corporations want first to continue being. The next goal might well be to maximize profit, but, again, there are exceptions where factors other than just profit are considered, such as the do-good policies of Ben and Jerry's before they were bought by Unilever, or legal prohibition of actions that maximize profit at the expense of customer well-being. Futhermore, maximizing profit needs to be broken down into short-term and long-term, as there are many strategies to long-term profitability that are simply dreadful in terms of short-term results: startup companies are often good examples of the distinction.

      They actually have a responsibility to their shareholders to make money.

      This is a relatively recent supposition, but there is actually little behind it other than convention. Corporations are accountable to act legally and, in many cases, competently (that is, to avoid egregious errors), but there is no responsibility to make money. If you buy shares in XYZ Widgets, Inc., and despite demonstrable competence (or, more accurately, lack of demonstrable incompetence) they lose money for the year, they have no obligation toward you, the shareholder, and you have no recourse against them. As firms have started to put in their standard investment disclaimers, "there is the possibility of loss of value."

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    17. Re:Maybe not the only one by unitron · · Score: 1

      The Jones Act applies to ships carrying cargo from one US port to another US port. How is it interfering in skimming 50-some miles off shore?

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    18. Re:Maybe not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, we had this for a time until our federal government decided that charters were unneccessary.

    19. Re:Maybe not the only one by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I did more research, and it appears that you're right. I rescind that complaint. Still applies within state waters, 3 mi of shore, but that's not skimmer territory in MS or LA. Possibly is in AL/FL.

    20. Re:Maybe not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the tort system is for. If Congress hadn't capped their losses, oil companies like BP would have had to prepare for the eventuality of a spill because the financial consequences, if they were fully exposed, would be potentially ruinous without proper preparation, i.e. technology to clean up.

    21. Re:Maybe not the only one by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      We might be going back in the direction of the latter two.

      I doubt it. If recent events in the business world have proven anything it's that modern companies exist to maximise the remuneration of management. Shareholders, stakeholders, customers and the existence of the company itself all come in second to making sure the executive officers get vast salaries, bonuses and exit packages.

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    22. Re:Maybe not the only one by shashark · · Score: 1

      Bullcrap. Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Company

      Quote "The Court held that a business corporation is organized primarily for the profit of the stockholders, as opposed to the community or its employees. The discretion of the directors is to be exercised in the choice of means to attain that end, and does not extend to the reduction of profits or the nondistribution of profits among stockholders in order to benefit the public, making the profits of the stockholders incidental thereto.
      Because this company was in business for profit, Ford could not turn it into a charity. This was compared to a spoilation of the company's assets. The court therefore upheld the order of the trial court requiring that directors declare an extra dividend of $19 million."

      This was in 1916, Mister.

    23. Re:Maybe not the only one by bytesex · · Score: 1

      If oilspills would be more prevalent, and the companies causing them would be fully responsible for cleaning it up, then you bet your ass it would be profitable to invest in cleaning tech.

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    24. Re:Maybe not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the relevant government mandated that this disaster recovery equipment was needed to be put in place (as a precaution) by the oil companies even when there was no disaster, it would work much better as a business model.

    25. Re:Maybe not the only one by pr0nbot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've no idea why this is moderated "Funny". It's what I perceive too -- directors run companies for their own benefit, all other considerations appear to be secondary.

    26. Re:Maybe not the only one by Ephemeriis · · Score: 4, Funny

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit.

      So, if a company was able to maximise profits by boiling live babies, you'd be in favour of that? You monster.

      Babies are tasty.

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    27. Re:Maybe not the only one by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You didn't. But you did say "some kind of government involvement is necessary", so it's important to remember that they fuck up too.

      Obviously.

      Everybody fucks up.

      And if it was just a matter of oops, well sprung a leak that'd be one thing...

      But we've got evidence that they were having trouble for months before the actual blowout. And an argument that very morning about how best to seal things up for the switchover. And now we see that they've just been copying and pasting their emergency plan from one rig to the next, with no actual research into what it would take to deal with an emergency at any one particular location. And they very obviously didn't have a plan for how to deal with something like this, since they've been making it up as they go along.

      All of which indicates a fairly clear disregard for the possibility of something going wrong.

      Which isn't really surprising, considering that the Gulf of Mexico isn't really BP's problem. I mean, they're drilling there... But it isn't like that's their back yard. Or where they fish for a living. Or anything like that. BP can keep pumping oil in the middle of a polluted Gulf of Mexico. Or if they couldn't for some reason, they could just pick up and drill somewhere else.

      I mean, let's be completely honest here... I'm sure BP would like to get this well under control and start pumping that oil profitably again. But, in the absence of any fines or anything like that - do you honestly think they'd put any time/money/effort into cleaning this mess up?

      And that's why you need an organization bigger than BP that is concerned with the Gulf of Mexico, to make sure that something like this is taken care of.

      No, our government hasn't done a very good job with this.

      The regulatory agency that was supposed to make sure things like this didn't happen was in bed with the folks it was supposed to be regulating, and didn't do its job. Bureaucracy has gotten in the way at pretty much every step of the process. The whole thing has been completely politicized. The media has turned it into some kind of circus.

      But that doesn't mean we don't need somebody bigger than BP to make sure they don't just walk away from a disaster like this.

      What it means is that we need somebody bigger than BP, who actually does their job, to make sure they don't just walk away from a disaster like this.

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    28. Re:Maybe not the only one by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Yup. A business model that's only profitable when there's a disaster (natural or man-made) isn't going to have a predictable source of income.

      Isn't that called an insurance company?

    29. Re:Maybe not the only one by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >Well why should they
      Because of responsible business practices would make it so, unfortunately no one has the balls to enforce anything these days...Obama can't even lift a finger, because all who have investments in those companies paid for his oval office 1000 times over....the oil companies (as many other fields, pharmaceutics etc...) own the governments...sad but true, this makes punishing them or enforcing any sort of laws almost impossible...
      oh yeah sure, force them to set up a 20billion fund, when they make 200 billion a year profit...that will teach them....

      I heard there are over 27,000 abandoned wells in the gulf of mexico same as this well...and of those 1000 are owned by BP, of which 600 failed any sort of proper disposal test....and could start leaking at any time...you thought this was bad...at least we caught them with the pants still down on this one...if not they could have blamed tug boats dragging lines on the bottom of the ocean or currents etc...and said we are not responsible, at least this happened so close after the accident (supposed btw) that they could not pin it on anyone...but themselves.

    30. Re:Maybe not the only one by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit.

      And the reason for this is simple - the corporation is the property of its shareholders, and it it didn't have a legal duty to maximise profit the corrupt management would steal even more of the shareholders money than they already do,

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    31. Re:Maybe not the only one by radtea · · Score: 1

      A corporation's only goal is to maximize profit. That's how it works. They actually have a responsibility to their shareholders to make money.

      Actually this is a huge problem with the modern public corporation: the people who run them (managers and executives) have interests that are different from and very frequently opposed to the owners (shareholders).

      This crisis in governance is an acute and ongoing disaster, and how it ultimately plays out is going to shape the world in the 21st century.

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    32. Re:Maybe not the only one by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Nope. Insurance companies are only profitable when there's not a disaster.

    33. Re:Maybe not the only one by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Great, so we just need to cause regular oil spills and start holding those companies completely responsible for the damage.

    34. Re:Maybe not the only one by tibit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet it is now held that this was a judicial mistake, and blindly citing it makes one look lame.

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    35. Re:Maybe not the only one by heathen_01 · · Score: 1

      Fat fingered mod.

    36. Re:Maybe not the only one by Combatso · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but the disaster allows them to raise rates across the board, to recoup the loss of the payout. So without disaster, insurance would be cheap

    37. Re:Maybe not the only one by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The whole thing has been completely politicized. The media has turned it into some kind of circus.

      You mean, like they did with Katrina? The were beating the hell out of Bush for not sending troops to take over a city in a matter of hours. Yet, here we have a slowly motion disaster where the current administration has actively worked against remediation steps. For pete's sake. Three friggin' MONTHS before a centrifuge can be "tested". Put one of the stupid things out there, and pay them for the oil collected. Sheesh!!

      Instead, the current administration encourages BP to keep putting toxic dispersents into the water that do nothing but make it more difficult to clean the mess up. Dispersents would be great for a 100gal spill. It would disperse and spread thin enough to be non-lethal. It fails with 60,000 gallons every day. There isn't enough clean water to disperse into.

      Instead of clearing the red tape to allow such conceptually simple devices to go to work, we have an administration that goes to court to shut down 6% of the nations economy, threatens arrest for reporters that take pictures of the disaster, and uses the bully-pulpit to campaign for a new and oppressive cap-and-trade tax regime.

      Yeah. It was the press that was politicizing this.

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    38. Re:Maybe not the only one by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Actually in the US you can lose your status as a business (at least as far as taxes are concerned) if you never turn a profit. You have 2-3 years if I remember right, after which you have to pay taxes on gross income if your net income has been negative the whole time.

      It's there to keep people from incorporating as a pure tax dodge. If you're smart you'll just show a couple bucks profit, but then you may open yourself up to IRS audits, I don't know.

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    39. Re:Maybe not the only one by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It was the press that was politicizing this.

      I never said the press was politicizing anything.

      I listed a number of problems affecting/influencing this current disaster.

      The regulatory agency that was supposed to make sure things like this didn't happen was in bed with the folks it was supposed to be regulating, and didn't do its job. Bureaucracy has gotten in the way at pretty much every step of the process. The whole thing has been completely politicized. The media has turned it into some kind of circus.

      If that list is too hard to parse, I can break it up for you.

      • The regulatory agency that was supposed to make sure things like this didn't happen was in bed with the folks it was supposed to be regulating, and didn't do its job.
      • Bureaucracy has gotten in the way at pretty much every step of the process.
      • The whole thing has been completely politicized.
      • The media has turned it into some kind of circus.

      I don't think the media has politicized anything. It's been the politicians (on both sides) who have been politicizing the disaster.

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    40. Re:Maybe not the only one by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      So, when was the last time that anyone was successful in court arguing that a corporate action that was devastating to its employees and the community (eg, a plant relocation or a merger resulting in thousands of layoffs) should be halted, even though stopping it cost the shareholders something? Or even that management should consider the impact on employees or communities as part of its decision-making process?

    41. Re:Maybe not the only one by tibit · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, most corporations who make such decisions are in pretty dire straits. If one uses GM as an example -- it has been pretty much a financial disaster for the last decade. The financials were so bad that any non-monetary arguments wouldn't fly with anyone, much less courts. The company was on a brink for waaaay to long -- there were idiots out there buying its bonds, who the heck knows what they were drinking.

      As for management considering anything: it usually isn't for the courts to kick the management out. Shareholders can reboard the slate, and then management can be wiped.

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  11. Go Costner! Boo on BP! by adosch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is just a sad point in our world as far as leadership and the quest for the almighty (falling) dollar is concerned. Corruption, apathetic business maneuvers, greed and the "things-are-going-good" mentality caused this whole oil spill to happen. FTFA, I think it's funny how the only plug against this whole centrifuge technology to clean up oil is based on what the end-quality of "oil" will come out of them? How about the end- quality of our oceans, sea life, beaches and aquatic mammals? We all know how oil cleanups work: if it looks good on the surface, time to move on. I hate to don my hippy hate today, but I'm ashamed to associated to humans sometimes.

  12. I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I seem to remember that a ship sank on the set of Waterworld, and they had to pay a tonne of money to clean up the resulting debris and spills. I can see how that lesson would have been a driver for developing a technology to make it cheaper. Scratch that itch!

    1. Re:I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it was the whole atoll set! And they rebuilt another atoll, which is what caused the budget to be so huge.

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    2. Re:I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I seem to remember that a ship sank on the set of Waterworld, and they had to pay a tonne of money to clean up the resulting debris and spills. I can see how that lesson would have been a driver for developing a technology to make it cheaper. Scratch that itch!

      I worked on Waterworld, like half the people in Hollywood. What sank was that artificial island they built. I wasn't on set at the time but it was a mess and cost them months. They also shot the first two or three months without a final script so they mostly shot guys riding around on jet skis. That why there's so much footage of those. It was the most waseful shoot I was ever on.

    3. Re:I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So riding around on jet skis was the modern equivalent of rock climbing and walking through a sandstorm? They should've had everyone put their knees up too.

    4. Re:I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      [waves fist] Finally I have someone to blame! You owe me $7.50 and 135 minutes of my life that I'll never get back!

    5. Re:I wonder if Waterworld was the driver. by Nick+Number · · Score: 1

      The diving scenes were a particularly literal sort of Deep Hurting.

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  13. It's only a very partial solution. by bradgoodman · · Score: 1
    The machines themselves are pretty simple - I believe they are like centrifuges that spin the mixture and separate the heavier water from the lighter oil. Not exactly rocket science there.

    The problem is of course collecting the material to run through such a machine. If you wanted to clean a bucket of oily water - that's you solution. A spill at sea is different though. You obviously can't run the entire ocean through his machine - so it's a matter of collecting the right "parts" to do so.

    This, of course, all comes back to skimming as the primary means to *collect* the oil to run through such a machine. I'm not an expert here - but I believe the oil company ships already have many ways of separating seawater from oil - as this is a part of their normal reclamation process.

    So the value of these machines is somewhat limited - I guess the could be used in conjunction with skimmers, or in very isolated poluted "ponds", etc. The problem of course is that it all comes back to the tedious and laborious process of skimming the oily water.

    1. Re:It's only a very partial solution. by transwarp · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the government pays per unit of contaminated seawater, so not separating the oil out makes the skimmers' job easier without affecting profit.

    2. Re:It's only a very partial solution. by icebike · · Score: 1

      The problem is of course collecting the material to run through such a machine. If you wanted to clean a bucket of oily water - that's you solution. A spill at sea is different though. You obviously can't run the entire ocean through his machine - so it's a matter of collecting the right "parts" to do so.
       

      Exactly so.

      There is no imaginable scale-up of this technology that could handle a spill of even a 10th this size in the open ocean, or even Prince William Sound.

      Currents disperse oil in sub-surface layers. You have to be able to intake water at various and sometimes extreme depths, in changing conditions.

      10 thousand small versions of these couldn't begin to do the job, and gargantuan scale ups wouldn't be nimble enough.

      These are best targeted toward protecting closed bays, river systems, marshes.

      And they need to burn the oil they salvage as fuel, otherwise the cost of running them would be prohibitive.

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  14. And the Send-the-Enterprise guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the Send-the-Enterprise guy will be arriving in 3... 2... 1...

    That's actually Google's top result for me on the query send the enterprise! Not bad, not bad at all.

    1. Re:And the Send-the-Enterprise guy... by nido · · Score: 1

      And the Send-the-Enterprise guy will be arriving in 3... 2... 1...

      Whew, almost missed this story! Glad you noticed my absence, and I'm extra glad I decided to check slashdot before I got on the road. :)

      That's actually Google's top result for me on the query send the enterprise! Not bad, not bad at all.

      I'm working on a followup, now that the epic disaster has been brought under partial control. (what happens when another hurricane comes through?) The Enterprise is set to be retired from its duties as an aircraft carrier within 3 years. Why not convert it into a nuclear powered disaster response ship? The Navy sent an aircraft carrier to Haiti to help with disaster relief:

      On 13 January 2010, the day after the 2010 Haiti earthquake, Carl Vinson was ordered to redirect from its current deployment in the North Atlantic Ocean to Haiti to contribute to the relief effort as part of Operation Unified Response. Upon receiving orders from USSOUTHCOM, the Carl Vinson battle group proceeded to Mayport, Florida where the ships loitered offshore to receive additional supplies and helicopters. The ships arrived off Port au Prince on 15 January 2010 to commence operations.[25][26][27] In addition to providing medical relief, CVN-70's excess desalination capacity has been critical to providing water to Haiti's population during the earthquake relief.[28]

      -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Carl_Vinson_%28CVN-70%29#2010s

      There are thousands of offshore oil wells - if they lose control of another one, the Enterprise will (hopefully) be ready.

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  15. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you should read the article again. :)

    The problem with the centrifuges is not the quality of the oil coming out. It's that they don't deal well with tarballs or dispersants. They need liquid oil so that it can be separated by spinning it.

    Since you're spinning it to get the oil to rise to the top, if it doesn't flow (tarball), or doesn't separate (dispersant), the device ain't going to work. That is what the article was saying.

                      "he worries that much of the oil being picked up now will be too heavily degraded or contaminated
                        with dispersants to be easily separated."

  16. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by wealthychef · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We just need to tweak the rules of the game a little. A fair price has to be put on this kind of thing, so that oil companies will go broke if they screw up -- then we have to let them go broke instead of declaring them "too big to fail." Also, in this case, there appears to be a culture of negligence, and those responsible for the bad choices they made should be personally held accountable. Unfortunately, this last bit simply enriches lawyers, and I'm not sure what to do about that part. I guess writing really clear laws that have no doubt as to their intent and then letting human beings sort out the nuances rather than trying to describe everything in the law perfectly would probably help.

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  17. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rtfa before you start ranting. the problem is the quality of oil before collection not after. oil gradually mixes with other stuff to form 'mousse' which cannot be collected so easily.

  18. Theory vs Practice by DeadboltX · · Score: 5, Informative

    The machines seem to work well enough in tests; enough for BP to lease 32 of them right off the bat.
    TFA states that the machines are capable of separating 99% of the oil out of the water under ideal conditions, which would be soon after the oil began mixing with the water. Weeks/Months of time since the spill began, though, the water and oil mix becomes a frothy mousse which is more difficult to separate.

    I hope that the machines are still capable of collecting the oil from this mousse, even if at a slower pace than the more freshly mixed oil.

    1. Re:Theory vs Practice by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not just time, but the fact that BP has been dumping shitloads of dispersants into the ocean which serve to do NOTHING OTHER than make the oil mix better with the water. There isn't any way you could make this job any harder if you fucking tried.

      Anyone who has half a fucking brain, when asked the question "How do we get this oil out of the ocean", will not say "dump chemicals into the ocean that cause the oil and water to become nearly inseparable". BP, on the other hand, says "who cares if we get the oil out of the ocean, it's not profitable, more important is that we dump dispersant onto the spill to make the ocean surface look better to avoid bad press".

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    2. Re:Theory vs Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not just time, but the fact that BP has been dumping shitloads of dispersants into the ocean which serve to do NOTHING OTHER than make the oil mix better with the water. There isn't any way you could make this job any harder if you fucking tried."

      You don't understand half the point of dispersants: to break up masses of oil in such a way that natural biology will break down the oil more efficiently. The dispersants make it easier for bacteria to get at and metabolize the oil. Yes, this has the effect of making the oil mix better with the water, which is a downside if you're trying to collect the oil. But the reality is, bacteria will do far more to clean up this oil spill than thousands of skimmers trying to collect some tiny fraction of it up ever will.

    3. Re:Theory vs Practice by cartzworth · · Score: 1

      Motivation doesn't need to be lead directly by achieving profit.


      Alternatively and more realistically, does it benefit BP to keep the region screwed and continue paying out billions in claims? No, that would be eroding their profits. As would losing oil to the ocean vs barreling and selling it. Dispersants thin the oil to say, prevent less birds from being mucked down in heavy crude.

      I know, I know: But this big bad corporation!!

    4. Re:Theory vs Practice by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

      The dispersant is there to increase the surface area of the oil so the natural processes and microbes that break down oil can do so much more effectively.

      If you really want to learn about how the oil industry works and get in-depth technical details about the spill and what has been done to try and stop the flow, you should read The Oil Drum. Here is an article they did recently on the use of dispersants: http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6724

      It might be right up your alley, the tone is very serious and comes off as unbiased, but the articles are very pro-environmentalist/conservationist. In general, the site assumes that peak oil is already here or coming very soon, and explores how that will affect us as humanity.

      On another note, I think your whole thesis is completely wrong- a centrifuge should be able to separate out oil from water regardless of whatever dispersants are in it. Centrifuges separate based on density. As long as you don't just sit there and let the water stand for awhile before you try to remove the oil, the dispersants should not have an effect.

      -K

    5. Re:Theory vs Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EPA was cool with dispersants, except that they thought BP was using too much.

      But why mention that most people thought it was okay when we can, in retrospect, only blame the corporation that we currently hate?

      Seriously though, if we allow anger towards BP to be so focused that we neglect to realize that there are a whole lot of other holes in the system that need to be fixed (e.g., the "regulators," the EPA, the MMS, etc), we're not going to fix a whole lot ... except shift power from BP to the government.

    6. Re:Theory vs Practice by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The dispersants make it easier for bacteria to get at and metabolize the oil. Yes, this has the effect of making the oil mix better with the water, which is a downside if you're trying to collect the oil. But the reality is, bacteria will do far more to clean up this oil spill than thousands of skimmers trying to collect some tiny fraction of it up ever will.

      Which is great if they had spilled a few thousands of gallons...but not 60 thousand gallons every day. It doesn't take a large brain to realize that will overwhelm the ability of the ecosystem. Instead, we have an administration intent on dragging its feet, keeping sensible solutions at by, in order to create an even large natural disaster which can be used as a political pawn in the campaign for a cap-and-trade tax fiasco.

      You've got an environment being destroyed, and the EPA blocks help because it only solves 97% of the problem? WTF? Then you've got the President shaking down the oil company and "kicking ass" (that is what we have courts for in the US), shutting down the rest of the industry (6% of the US GDP, and which has a good safety record), then going on TV to give a speech that everyone is hoping will be a plan on how to clean up, but is instead a promotional speech for a cap-and-trade tax regime.

      Dispersants in this case are as dumb as the President that is getting in the way of the cleanup.

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    7. Re:Theory vs Practice by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Actually it doesn't matter how well any one extractor works as they can easily be interconnected in series for multistage operation as described by Continuous Liquid-Liquid Extraction Via an Improved Centrifugal Contactor; you could even power the thing with a SEADOG pump/generator.

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    8. Re:Theory vs Practice by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      On another note, I think your whole thesis is completely wrong- a centrifuge should be able to separate out oil from water regardless of whatever dispersants are in it. Centrifuges separate based on density. As long as you don't just sit there and let the water stand for awhile before you try to remove the oil, the dispersants should not have an effect.

      Indeed, the biggest problem the centrifuges have is the heavy, sticky mouse. It's a hydrolized oil/water mix caused by the oil and water mixing at great pressure. I don't think the problem is that the centrifuge action cannot separate it, it's that it can't get it to pump through the system to get to the centrifuge. It's basically exactly what the dispersants are designed to prevent.

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    9. Re:Theory vs Practice by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      No fucking shit a centerfuge can separate it, moron. The problem is that the dispersants have made the oil and water mix and thus disperse the oil to VERY DEEP PARTS OF THE OCEAN that are almost impossible to actually pump water out of. Before you'd have to collect it mostly on the surface, now you have to somehow pump out large sections of deeper parts of the ocean.

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    10. Re:Theory vs Practice by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      33 or so wells affected by the moratorium on drilling is 6% of the GDP?

    11. Re:Theory vs Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so angry?

      The thinking behind dispersants is that microbes can process and get rid of a >> amount of oil than these machines can. Maybe you have some info I don't, but there are very few of these boats, and very many microbes that can break down oil in the ocean.

      If the water remains deep in the ocean in tiny droplets, won't the environmental impact be much much smaller as well?

  19. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...RTFA a little more carefully? Oil quality = Ease of separation.

    The problem is that it's a centerfuge--in order to work the oil and the water need to be as different as possible (pure oil is lighter than water). The longer the oil has been in the water, the more it's degraded--finely mixed with the water and minerals, the heavier is it, the more similar to the water.... the harder it will be to separate. No one's using the oil for anything afterwards.

  20. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by AnonymousClown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why freaks like RMS end up achieving something and the rest of us "sensible" people just end up as corporate drones.

    Now, for the first time in a long time, I don't feel so bad about being a corporate America reject.

    I just need to find some great thing to do....

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  21. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by twisteddk · · Score: 4, Informative

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news.... But oil cleanup and spill prevention has existed outside the US for decades. Thing is that the US offers a "bounty" on contaminated SEAWATER, not on reclaimed oil. So this technology has been of little intrest in the country where it was born. And at the same time, because countries like Norway, Denmark, the UK and many others are so adept at drilling at sea, they ofcourse have all reasearched in spill cleanup and even prevention. For instance, it's the LAW to equip all wells with a remote controllable shutoff valve if you want to drill in the north sea. A device which could easily have prevented the BP spill, but wasn't used, because it wasn't a requirement.
    Similarly, noone in their right mind would have used chemicals in the case of the BP spill, simply because collecting the oil afloat is much simpler than if you weigh it down where you can't reclaim it, and it affects the eco system much more profoundly.

    That said, if the existance of these centrifuges makes the US more practical in their approach to spill clean up and prevention, I'm all for it. And if they can supplement or improove on existing technology I dont really care who funded their development. It could have been Mickey Mouse as long as the technology gets to make a difference, instead of being buried.

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  22. The only one? by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apparently the Dutch offered to send ships that could recover 97% of the oil a couple of months back, but they weren't allowed due to US environmental regulations:

    http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/dutch-oil-spill-response-team-standby-us-oil-disaster

    1. Re:The only one? by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      I heard that the Dutch offered help immediately, when the administration (having been lied to by BP) didn't know the full extent of the spill yet; the EPA flatly said no then, are they allowed in now?

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    2. Re:The only one? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 4, Informative

      That article is old. The dutch ships have been working in the gulf for a while now.

      http://www.examiner.com/x-325-Global-Warming-Examiner~y2010m6d15-Dutch-Skimmers-now-working-in-Gulf

      -b

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    3. Re:The only one? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      They are now, after the fact that things are really, really bad.

      They were rejected initially because they didn't purify the water "enough" for EPA standards. At first it was either because folks both at BP and government wanted to try the smoke and mirrors, "This is bad, but not *that* bad" until it became clear to everyone they were lying. Then it became a bureaucratic problem which after folks saw through the smoke and mirrors was quickly "solved" by taking the Dutch equipment and putting them on US ships and training the crews. Where as if we had allowed the dutch ships in to begin with, would have saved a lot of time.

      Which begs the question, why wasn't action done by the government sooner? All it would have taken was an executive order to allow these skimmers in sooner saying that in this case they could purify the water "enough". Because even if they can't purify 100%, anything they are going to do is better than doing nothing.

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    4. Re:The only one? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      No offense, but I've stopped responding to AC's.

      Procmail is even better!

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    5. Re:The only one? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Which begs the question, why wasn't action done by the government sooner? All it would have taken was an executive order to allow these skimmers in sooner saying that in this case they could purify the water "enough"

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    6. Re:The only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "environmental regulations"

      END ALL REGULATION NOW!

      It's the only way to prevent environmental catastrophe!

    7. Re:The only one? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Which begs the question, why wasn't action done by the government sooner?

      Because the oil-men in the oil industry regulator (hmmm!) didn't see the need to be more prepared. (The oil industry itself thought that hoping that nothing would go wrong was a more profitable option than preparation for disaster. After all, wouldn't want to reduce the profits announced to Wall Street for the quarter...)

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    8. Re:The only one? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      "All it would have taken was an executive order to allow these skimmers in sooner saying that in this case they could purify the water "enough"."

      Then we'd have: God damnit, Obama is overstepping his authority and OVERTURNING LAWS MADE BY CONGRESS!! He's UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!

      Pick one, you can't have it both ways.

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    9. Re:The only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really misleading unless you have news I don't.

      Those skimmers are working in the gulf--but only at about 5% of their capacity. Because the fucked up US laws and idiot politicians that won't bend them require them not to jettison 'insufficiently clean' water back into the ocean.

      So they exclusively pump the "worst" water, take the refuse when they've filled all their tanks up and return to shore to offload into disposal tanks. Instead of spitting out 3% polluted water which would still be better, they're making tens of dozens of short trips when they could've been pulling out the worst of it, in order to dispose of saltwater that's 3% impure.

    10. Re:The only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are times that things aren't all that they seem. To go as far as to call it lying or to question it after the fact is a bit heavy handed.

    11. Re:The only one? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Most the rules about water purity and what is deemed to be safe by the EPA are made by the EPA, not congress

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  23. Spill cleanup tech is not new or invented by Kevin by MisterSchmoo · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have done work with Allmaritim and trialed and tested their NOFI Oil Spill equipment equipment in New Zealand and this technology is neither new nor invented by Kevin Costner. It is very sophisticated equipment and has been around for a long time. Are we supposed to think that nobody has been working on oil spill tech until Kevin came on the scene and said "hey we should do something about this" we also do work with Slickbar another spill tech company http://www.allmaritim.com/ http://www.slickbar.com/ if you go to their websites you'll find their kit is being used in the gulf, the company Kevin has something to do with, make centrifuges, you've got to collect the oily water first before you can separate it. You take Kevin Costner out of the story and the story is about some kind of cool oil separating centrifuges, not Kevin rushing in to save us from the oil which, we had in the meantime, been twiddling our thumbs and staring at.

  24. A ridiculous concept by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a reason nobody's invested in this technology-- the numbers are just impossible.

    Cosner's machine can process 200 gallons per minute. If you take the extent of the damage, about 17,000 square miles, and want to run the top ten feet of it through his device, and you could afford to buy 100,000 of them, it would take.....

            1,830 years

    to process that amount of water.

    And scientists have found the stuff distributed a whole lot deeper than that.

    1. Re:A ridiculous concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the well leak some ten's of millions of gallons of oil per day?
      200 gallons per minute = 288000 gallons per day per device. Use 50 and you'd equal the spill size.

      It's not like there isn't another company with the exact same devices, code-names only different by one letter. Not that I know who was there sooner. And plenty of ships already have oil separators that work in a similar way.

      The real problem isn't with technology, but the economical-political lobby of large corporations.

    2. Re:A ridiculous concept by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I don't think those numbers are very relevant. This technology is only supposed to make the skimming operation more effective by allowing for more concentrated oil to be stored on the tankers. That in turn should mean less tankers, less money, less time etc etc. I imagine the skimming would still take place if this technology didn't exist, so at worst BP will have wasted a few million on them (boo hoo).

    3. Re:A ridiculous concept by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      So why do it then? There are two possible scenarios.

      1. Simply for the PR of "we're doing something for the environment"

      2. To re-sell the captured oil to offset the cost of these machines. Maybe even profit from it.

      You would have to capture a whole lot of oil to make #2 a viable reason, which leaves #1 the most likely.

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    4. Re:A ridiculous concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The structure of the oil plumes means that you don't have to filter the entire Gulf to be effective at removing oil. (i.e., oil is not uniformly distributed in the spill region.) You do need to be smart about where you filter, and also start near the well itself, since these devices work best with oil before it gets degraded and whipped up into a sludge.

    5. Re:A ridiculous concept by Fred+Foobar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cosner's machine can process 200 gallons per minute. If you take the extent of the damage, about 17,000 square miles, and want to run the top ten feet of it through his device, and you could afford to buy 100,000 of them, it would take.....

      1,830 years

      to process that amount of water.

      And scientists have found the stuff distributed a whole lot deeper than that.

      Your calculation is about 3 orders of magnitude too high:

      (17000 square miles * 10 feet) / (100000 * 200 gallons per minute) = 3.37035066 years

      But taking into account how much is far below 10 feet deep (as you mentioned), it would take quite a long time.

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    6. Re:A ridiculous concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take the extent of the damage, about 17,000 square miles, and want to run the top ten feet of it through his device, and you could afford to buy 100,000 of them, it would take.....

              1,830 years

      to process that amount of water.

      You might want to re-check your math. You're off by about 1,827 years.

  25. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it possible that in the years since the Exxon Valdez, that Kevin Costner is the only one who has invested money into the technology of oil spill cleanup?"

    I'll bet that he wasn't the only one. A better question would be: would the same small company with the same clean-up technology garner as much congress attention and free press if it had not been headed and funded by a celebrity in the first place.

    Personally, I doubt it. As a society, we're still obsessed by celebrities. Companies or non-profits backed by celebrities often have a huge media advantage over competitors that have no celebrity-backing.

  26. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Yes but you have to throw something that exists...linguini don't! The name of that kind of italian pasta is actually linguine not linguini, even though people in the USA keep calling them linguini. Go to Italy and ask for linguini, people will look at you in a weird way lol!

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  27. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Breaker+M. · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How in the hell is this comment modded to 5?

  28. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RobVB · · Score: 1

    I think it's funny how the only plug against this whole centrifuge technology to clean up oil is based on what the end-quality of "oil" will come out of them?

    It's not THAT funny. If you're not filtering out "decent quality oil", you might as well not use centrifuges at all and just pump the oil-water mixture into a tanker and ferry it to shore-based facilities. The quality of the oil coming out is an indication of the quality of the centrifuge. That, and the quality of the water coming out.

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  29. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Threni · · Score: 1

    > If you throw enough Linguini at the wall eventually something will stick.
    > You will never get anything to stick to the wall if you never try.

    This only makes sense as an analogy if it's important to stick only 0.0001% of the linguini to the wall. If you're after 90%+ then there's no point in throwing any amount of linguini at the wall, as it'll detract money and resources from the actual problem.

  30. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I understand BP failing would bring down the UK equivalent of Social Security.

  31. Kevin says it's hopeless by Rijnzael · · Score: 1

    Well, according to Kevin, BP is screwed.

  32. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats easy to fix though. Just rm -r *.tar

  33. Reclaimed Oil Scoreboard? by BlueCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think we should have a scoreboard for his machines. Post the operating logs and create a scoreboard. How many barrel of crude oil Costner's company was able to reclaim from the ocean and multiply that by the cost of crude oil. Then compare that to the price tag Costner charged them.

    They need a fleet of these machines able to be deployed anywhere in the world and they need to refine the machines or create others to bring the underwater plumes to the surface. The oil companies weren't ready when they should have been.

  34. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    People are thinking of oil recovery as a "film" on top of the surface of water. But could this technology be used on the bloom clouds of oil near the well head that have not coagulated into various forms of sludge?

  35. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Neoprofin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're confusing a spelling mistake with languages having dissimilar vowel sounds. Frankly if you want to see people butchering a language listen to French words carried over into German.

  36. They Won't Work by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Each centrifuge weighs 4500 pounds (2 metric tons), maxes out at a throughput of 200 gallons (757 liters) of oil and water mixture per minute, and can remove more than 99 percent of the oil from the water, which can then be pumped back into the Gulf.
    [...]
    Costner did explain to Congress that his machines function best in the open ocean, where oil has only recently left the well and reached the surface. After months of spillage, most of the oil is no longer in the ideal form for collection.

    Even if these machines do achieve 99% removal, they're not going to really work. How many of these 2 ton machines are we going to make, in how long a time? 200 gallons a minute is 288000 gallons of oil/water mix a day. Even if the machine were working on the direct streams of oil that are mostly not water already, the broken well was spewing at least 50,000 barrels per day, which is 2.1 million gallons a day. That's 8 machines - possibly enough, if that oil were diverted into a container. But after millions of gallons of dispersants have caused that oil to mix with water at thousands of times the dilution - many thousands of these machines, to be manufactured faster than the oil spreads through ever more water over days, weeks, months. And since a gallon of oil contaminates somewhere from 100,000 to a million gallons of water, these machines would be needed in quantities up to millions. All during that time the oil is destroying life throughout the Gulf.

    In other words, these machines aren't any good for protecting the water and its ecosystems (and industries like fishing) from oil. They're good for salvaging oil from water for sale:

    remove more than 99 percent of the oil from the water, which can then be pumped back into the Gulf.

    The Gulf doesn't need that water pumped back in. There's plenty of water in the Gulf. That's just an excuse to use these machines to clean up the oil recovered in tankers, so BP can sell it for something like $75 a barrel.

    The only thing that's ever mattered to BP is maximizing the amount of oil it can get out of that well, in the shortest time, to sell it. Of course that's why they drill wells. But when the well blows up, protecting us from the damage should be job #1 - and #2, and #3. These machines, and the continuing interest in them, shows that for BP job #1 on down is just getting and selling oil.

    And Costner will be there to help them. No shame in Costner investing to make a buck. But in pitching it as cleaning the Gulf is really shameless.

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    1. Re:They Won't Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's simply too much idiocy in your post to address point by point so I'll leave it at this:

      Son you're about as dumb as a box of rocks.

  37. There are other machines like this by Phil-14 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not that noone's ever made machines like this; many have, and the "industry leader" is a company called Prosep from Canada.

    Keep in mind that using these machines, as long as they're not absolutely perfect, violates the Clean Water Act, which mandates perfection so strongly that 95% solutions are penalized. The bureaucracy sat around for a couple months basically trying to decide whether to ignore the fact that Costner's machines, while good, violate their rules, more or less, which is why these machines are (as another poster pointed out) used much more outside the US than within it.

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    1. Re:There are other machines like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because it's worse to release 99.999% clean water than to leave all of the oil there. This is government bureaucracy at its finest!

    2. Re:There are other machines like this by Chowderbags · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a reasonable person who doesn't want to see the environment destroyed and all, but what idiot wrote a law saying that a cleanup effort must return something over 95% pure water to the ocean, rather than allowing for some purity level greater than the water coming in (at least for cleanup situations)? It sounds like the kind of boneheaded law that makes it much more likely for cleanup efforts to say "fuck it" and not do anything at all. Sure, getting it purer is good, but if you had something that could only remove half the oil from a volume of water but could pump several orders of magnitude better than anything else, wouldn't that be a decent trade off, at least for big spills? Sure, it'd be better to return 99.9...9% seawater, but with an area this large, anything that reduces the oil amount (instead of just hiding it) seems worth it.

    3. Re:There are other machines like this by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      When you make liquid oxygen you suck in huge amounts of atmospheric air into what are called the main air compressors. Strangely, no plant or animal life suffers. Then you take out the CO2 via adsorbers (used to be done via reversing exchangers).

      Anyway, it's logical that such huge flowrates collect particulates which have to be discarded if you want to be able to breathe pure oxygen at the hospital or need "6 nines" nitrogen.

      In large air separation plants (read: big bucks where local officials are placated) environmental concerns just don't happen.

      It's been possible to build small air sep plants for some time, but these don't have huge budgets. Guess what inevitably happens - yup, some local rent-seeking opportunist pops up and "raises awareness".

  38. Straw mattressing also deployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joanna Lumley on Graham Norton:

    Now we are sending two machines out at the request of BP to spread this mattressing along the coast and not only does it help clean the water, it gives the wildlife something to step on to.

    2010-07-21
    BP's secret weapon in the great oil mop-up? Joanna Lumley and a giant straw mattress

    1993
    FROGMAT USED TO COMBAT HUGE OIL SPILL IN THE SHETLANDS

  39. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by kaoshin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Moderation is explained in the FAQ

  40. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For instance, it's the LAW to equip all wells with a remote controllable shutoff valve if you want to drill in the north sea. A device which could easily have prevented the BP spill, but wasn't used, because it wasn't a requirement.

    Sure about that? The accident blew through the blowout preventer.

    I remember reading about the pressures involved, they're higher than present in most guns...

    I'm not sure a separate shutoff device would have functioned itself, otherwise I'd have expected them to have gotten the well shut off a lot quicker - simply drop a valve onto the remains of the header, weld it on however they need to, then shut the valve. Not spend three months designing something that wouldn't look out of place on a rocket.

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  41. Yes.... by MinisterPhobia · · Score: 1

    .... but can they act?

  42. Kevin Costner is going for the myth by h2k1 · · Score: 1

    He plans to take the place that Chuck Norris has in the geek community...

  43. Centrifuge technology by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I also understand that the Dutch also have technology to separate oil and water, though all I know about that is that it doesn't meet EPA regs for release water.

    Still, even if a device/technique only had a 50% efficiency, as long as it was cheap it'd still be worth it...

    IE take a 50/50 oil/water mix. After 'treatment' you store the 75% oil mix and dump the 75% water mix. Or, depending on how cheap/effective it is, you run the stuff through a second pass - store 88% pure oil and release 88% pure water. Sure, it's not very pure, but you're almost doubling the amount of oil you can store.

    How to run the device:

    Device 1: Input 50/50, release 75% oil/75% water streams

    Device 2: Takes 75% water, runs again - 88% water output(back to ocean), 66% water mix goes back to Device 1

    Device 3: Takes 75% oil, runs again, 88% oil goes to tank, 66% oil mix goes back to device 1

    With the proper piping you'd be able to reconnect it to run the devices piped different ways to handle different percentages of oil/water. Little oil? Run 1-2-3 to concentrate the oil. Lots? Just pipe straight to the tanks, perhaps 1-2-3 to pull out what water you can.

    I figure many of these ships spend more time going to shore to drop off contaminated seawater/oil than they do skimming it. These ideas are to allow them to stay out there longer, picking up more oil, on average.

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    1. Re:Centrifuge technology by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming it gets 50% of the oil out with each pass. It probably does not.

      Also, each pass you make at least doubles your processing time. As it is now it would take 6,000 of Costner's centrifuges to clean up the Gulf spill in a year. If you add a second pass to that, it will either take 12,000 centrifuges or you get it done in two years. Add a third pass and you're at 18,000 centrifuges or three years.

      It's also illegal to dump a 75% water - 25% oil mix, that isn't clean enough. Costner's centrifuge apparently does get the water clean enough to dump, but it can only handle oil/water mixes where the oil and water are both nice and smooth. The stuff in the Gulf is like a mouse - it is clumpy and sticky, and so does not work well at all in the centrifuge.

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    2. Re:Centrifuge technology by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      You're assuming it gets 50% of the oil out with each pass. It probably does not.

      And you're assuming I was talking about Costner's device. I was talking about a theoretical one.

      It's also illegal to dump a 75% water - 25% oil mix, that isn't clean enough.

      I refer back to what I said near the end of my post - 'I figure many of these ships spend more time going to shore to drop off contaminated seawater/oil than they do skimming it. These ideas are to allow them to stay out there longer, picking up more oil, on average.'

      You have a limited number of ships. They have a limited amount of storage. It takes X amount of time to skim, Y time to process(if they do so), and Z time to get back to a port to dump off the contaminated oil/water mix of whatever percentage. We'll assume that storage/treatment on shore are effectively limitless.

      Thus, the challenge is to get as much oil out of the water as possible. I figure that X+Y<Z. Thus, processing to concentrate the oil allows a skimmer ship to stay out a relatively short amount of time longer enabling it to store substantially more oil, allowing it to, over time, haul more oil out.

      Another point is that the environment IS capable of disposing of the oil we've released, it's just that it'd suck for quite a bit longer. A 30% oil/water mix will take much longer than 3X the disposal of a 10% oil/water mix, which will take a lot longer than a 1% mix.

      [quoteCostner's centrifuge apparently does get the water clean enough to dump, but it can only handle oil/water mixes where the oil and water are both nice and smooth. The stuff in the Gulf is like a mouse - it is clumpy and sticky, and so does not work well at all in the centrifuge.[/quote]

      Which is a point to consider. From reading, the Dutch systems handle clumpy just fine, they just don't get it as clean as costner's. Maybe a joint effort?

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  44. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that the blowout preventer had been damaged, and wasn't functioning correctly. And the operators knew this. You'd think the required action here would be to stop work until the blowout preventer was fixed, but no, apparently they only had a few days of work to go so they continued and hoped for the best (possibly under pressure from BP)

  45. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Rubinstien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's called the "Unreasonable Man Paradox"

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

    -- George Bernard Shaw

  46. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by thisissilly · · Score: 4, Insightful
    oil companies will go broke if they screw up

    Call me cynical, but it would never happen. Instead, oil companies would take a lesson from Hollywood, and make every single oil well its own corporation, so any disaster would be insulated to a single small corporation that goes broke.

  47. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article indicates, yes, this is the ideal application. Fresh oil that has not had time to be mixed into a "mousse" (as they called it), separates the best.

  48. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "For instance, it's the LAW to equip all wells with a remote controllable shutoff valve if you want to drill in the north sea. A device which could easily have prevented the BP spill, but wasn't used, because it wasn't a requirement."

    The shutoff valve wouldn't have helped when the thing BLEW UP, especially as deep as it was. Many things, valve included, have difficulty turning when stuff blows up and cuts off power and/or communication to the controls.

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  49. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    It might even be rational, a priori, to take the risk - how risky is it to try to replace a blowout preventer in situ?

  50. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Even if the apparent goal of WaterWorld was to bankrupt Sony Pictures, you at least did something

    "Even"? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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  51. Ancient Hacker FAIL: Open mouth after reading,... by leftie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...not before.

    Dumbass is quoting figures from the demonstration model.

    The Costners' tech scales. They just build bigger machines for higher sized loads.

  52. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    So...the dispersants have made it impossible to clean up?

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  53. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Presumably the tarballs are solid. Can't they just use a mesh to pick them out before they go into the centrifuge?

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  54. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by WryCoder · · Score: 1

    Um, screen out the tarballs?

  55. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Narcocide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yea, dispersants were a bad idea since the ultimate plan was to get all that lost oil back. Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.

  56. Well, actually by jmactacular · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well actually, almost all receipts go to the studios and first dollar gross participants (James Cameron, Tom Cruise, etc...) for first run theatrical for the first several weeks. Movie theaters make most of their money on concessions, which is why they charge so much for a box of raisins.

  57. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Well the problem with tanking it ashore instead in this case is the sheer volume we're dealing with. Tanking this much mostly-seawater-oil-mousse ashore will work much more poorly economically than even using these centrifuges in a suboptimal working environment, or having to find a way to adjust them to work better with sub-optimal source material.

  58. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is it possible that in the years since the Exxon Valdez, that Kevin Costner is the only one who has invested money into the technology of oil spill cleanup?"

    I'll bet that he wasn't the only one. A better question would be: would the same small company with the same clean-up technology garner as much congress attention and free press if it had not been headed and funded by a celebrity in the first place.

    Personally, I doubt it. As a society, we're still obsessed by celebrities. Companies or non-profits backed by celebrities often have a huge media advantage over competitors that have no celebrity-backing.

    apparently Costner has been trying to promote the tech at conferences for a couple decades, no one would take him seriously until the BP incidents. I don't think his celebrity necessarily has anything to do with anything in this case other than his being able to arrange meetings with people.

  59. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Zinho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many things, valve included, have difficulty turning when stuff blows up and cuts off power and/or communication to the controls.

    There have been solutions to those problems for many years. The deep water blowout preventers required for North Sea operations have to automatically shut off unless a positive control signal is continuously applied. I work as an engineer in the oil field, and I'm amazed that the US hasn't already adopted many of the regulations already in place elsewhere. Equipment that will properly do the job already exists, we just need to make it unprofitable to not use it.

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  60. Invested? by tomhath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it possible that in the years since the Exxon Valdez, that Kevin Costner is the only one who has invested money into the technology of oil spill cleanup?

    I'm certain the answer to that question is "No". Lot's of money has been invested. Smaller spills are quietly cleaned up. But this one was so big the politicians felt the need to get involved instead of letting the engineers who know what they're doing handle it. Of course, 'involved" mostly meant running around helplessly shouting "someone's going to pay for this".

    1. Re:Invested? by Klinky · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those fine engineers with their top hat, top kill and junkshot. BP engineers really had this one under control, only took them 91 days to get it to stop gushing. I am sure if the .gov wasn't running around holding BP responsible, the spill would have been stopped much more quickly. By magic or something.

    2. Re:Invested? by red+crab · · Score: 3, Informative

      An alternative technique of cleaning spill called "bioremediation" has been extensively researched by TERI in the past decade. Bioremediation involves harvesting a certain type of bacteria that feeds upon oil waste. A technique called "Oilzapper" involves four types of bacteria feeding simultaneously on four different layers of oil. More of this in an article in Times Of India.

    3. Re:Invested? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, the government was involved with directing the engineers on which solution to try when.

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    4. Re:Invested? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Every barrel of oil that spills costs the company $1000 in fines. That's already enough incentive to justify spending several billion dollars on a cleanup, with no other government intervention necessary.

      By the way, have you ever tried to do anything at 5,000 feet below sea level? It's pretty damn hard to do anything, let alone execute complex engineering tasks. People die at less than 300 feet.

      Given that the government is at the very least culpable in the spill (the MMS signed off on all safety equipment - the rig can't operate without it), I can't see how you can say the government saved us here. All of the actions initiated by the government aside from the Coast Guard have resulted in far more harm than would have been caused if they had simply let people get at it.

      We had offers for help from foreign countries on day 1, and by at most day 5 it was abundantly clear that we could use all the help we get, yet it took Obama a month and a half to lift the Jones act (which he can do in emergencies), yet he didn't. That was 100% a failure of the government. BP even has ships that would be illegal for them to bring in, that's how fucked up it is. Obama issues a moratorium on drilling for no sound scientific reason (all of the scientists he claimed advised him gave no such advise), which will cause more economic damage to the region than the spill since there will be no restitution for the moratorium losses. Local governments can't get permission to build barriers to protect their coast lines for months after the spill, why? Who knows.

      In every case where the federal government has been involved, with the exception of the Coast Guard (which is really only acting as a final say in what BP does, and lending support for the cleanup), things have gotten worse directly because of the governments actions. If the government had not gotten involved beyond the Coast Guard and the fine structure that is already in place, the entire Gulf Coast would be much better off than it is today.

      In other words, fuck you asshole.

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    5. Re:Invested? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Bacteria suck oxygen though - huge dead zones are happening as the bacteria chow down. Still, it may be less toxic overall, and works 24/7.

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    6. Re:Invested? by Klinky · · Score: 1

      Please get your fucked-up governmental regulations correct, sir. It was EPA regulations, not the Jones Act holding up the skimmers:

      http://www.financialpost.com/Avertible+catastrophe/3203808/story.html#ixzz0sAN3FUyT

      Nor am I one of those assholes who feels the government is infallible. Corruption is rife in all institutions.

      Moratoriums on drilling & making BP put up $20 billion in escrow, doesn't make BPs gusher, gush any more or less. Moratorium isn't really a bad idea, as it's obvious these people do not know how to fix blown out well. The Ixtoc spill 30 years ago was in shallower waters and it took them forever to cap that well as well.

      The booms & barriers issue is an interesting one, but building giant sand berms off the coast would be a major undertaking and unlikely to stop the oil as oil can just go around, unless we're going to build a giant berm around the entire gulf coast which doesn't seem feasible. Booms require constant attention, so you would need a huge workforce to do that. I don't think they are bad ideas, but they may be unfeasible.

    7. Re:Invested? by Klinky · · Score: 1

      ...and BP had their super top-dollar hat that they just put on the well standing by the entire time, but the mean .gov was making them try other solutions than the one that finally worked. B.S.

      If the .gov was telling them what to do & when, it doesn't seem BP had any better ideas.

  61. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Miseph · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They already have to a large extent. The government didn't buy it, but if you check out the list of corporate names involved with Deepwater Horizon, you'll see a lot of corporations which are basically just fronts for BP.

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  62. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Another thought is how much riskier is it to continue working even if the blowout preventer isn't working?

    A well isn't like a car - you can't just stop doing work on it. Or perhaps it'd be better to say that perhaps it's riskier to stop working on it just because the preventer is broken.

    You order a replacement/repair parts ASAP, of course, but when it comes to industrial equipment, sometimes you can't just 'stop work'.

    Heck, if it's that important, have spare parts on hand, even have a redundant system set up.

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  63. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by FlyingBishop · · Score: 4, Informative

    Acoustic triggers are, by law, required on all offshore rigs in Norway and several other countries. Norway is, quite simply, the gold standard for sea drilling, and you have no idea what you are talking about.

  64. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    You need to try new things ofc, plus tests actually show that it works, BP bought 32 of them and they're being deployed, and they could make a big difference.

    Definitely misunderestimated Costner here, I figured it was an attempt to float his crazy nephew's hair-brained idea or something..

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  65. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by sonoronos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The "real" problem with the centrifuges that Costner invested in is that they can't possibly flow enough water to put a dent in the Gulf Oil Spill. The IEEE article's calculation of the centrifuge's capacity assumes they're basically sticking a hose right on top of the oil spill, which is hardly realistic. Even assuming that the majority of the oil spilled is in the first 3 inches of water, a 1 mile by 1 mile area would need to have 50 million gallons filtered. 3 of the centrifuges could process 600,000 gallons per day, and so would take 83 days to complete a 1 mile x 1 mile x 3 inch deep volume of water. With an oil spill covering roughly 8,000 square miles, 700,000 days would be required. So under ideal conditions (all the oil was concentrated in one spot and easy to collect), it would take over 6000 centrifuges to process the "ideal spill" in one year. I think the centrifuges could be quite useful for filtering small, localized areas (protected wetlands, beaches, coves, etc), but the open ocean is just so massive that no device could effectively take care of it. In my opinion, a solution leveraging nature itself would be ideal.

  66. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by B3ryllium · · Score: 0

    "If you throw enough Linguini at the wall eventually something will stick."

    Unfortunately, it'll still be garbage.

  67. Terrific... by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

    "IEEE Spectrum takes a look at the machines developed by a company funded by Kevin Costner that are supposed to extract the oil from the Gulf waters."

    Well I wrecked the gate...don't hear me braggin'.

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  68. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fair price has to be put on this kind of thing, so that oil companies will go broke if they screw up
    .
    http://google.com/search?q=%22+$4300-*-barrel%22
    By some estimates, that should work out to over a quarter billion dollars a day.
    The problem comes when the Coast Guard and FBI are in collusion with the corp in an effort to hide from the press exactly how much is being spewed into the ecosystem.

    gewg_

  69. Don't forget opportunity costs by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

    Studios can only make so many blockbusters at a time, and they'd prefer to invest in the ones that pay off *well*. A movie can make a profit and still be considered a failure if their goals are set high.

    1. Re:Don't forget opportunity costs by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that gets into Hollywood accounting. Apparently, I'm wrong about the 50/50 split though. Maybe it averages out to that over the long run.

      Here's the box office breakdown.

  70. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess writing really clear laws that have no doubt as to their intent and then letting human beings sort out the nuances rather than trying to describe everything in the law perfectly would probably help.

    The idealistic notion you describe in the first part is exactly how laws started out. We ended up with the situation you describe in the second part because idealistic notions rarely, if ever, work in the real world.

  71. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Thing is that the US offers a "bounty" on contaminated SEAWATER, not on reclaimed oil. So this technology has been of little intrest in the country where it was born.

    Given that 99.999% of the oil spilled annually is best recovered by that method, it's pretty much unsurprising that's the method that has been concentrated on.

  72. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    You stop drilling and figure out a way to attach a failsafe to this thing. Maybe you can't replace the BOP itself, but don't try to tell me that you can't rig a mechanism to it that will prevent an oil leak should the BOP fail.

    Doesn't matter if it's going to delay work for three months and cost a billion dollars. If it's too expensive to drill safely then you shouldn't be drilling at all.

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  73. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    "Equipment that will properly do the job already exists, we just need to make it unprofitable to not use it."

    It is NEVER profitable to do something safely. Safety requires extra equipment, review, supervision, strict adherence to policies, etc. That's the definition of safety. These things have and will always cost money.

    The only thing you can do to make this "unprofitable" is to require amazingly huge fines for any problems that arise. Of course, then you have to deal with the issue of getting a multinational multi-billion dollar company to actually pay the fine.

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  74. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The whole thing is being treated as a PR exercise rather than a cleanup so this sort of thing is to be expected.

    Cleanup ships were available, booms were available, the problem should have been attacked with logistics and engineering. Instead we mostly got a lot of bickering over how many barrels a day were leaking out (was 2000, then 5000, now 50000...and still rising) and doing everything possible to stop people making estimates by banning photography and dumping as many dispersants as possible into the mix before it could surface. CYA at its finest.

    Dispersants don't make the oil disappear and are quite toxic in themselves so none of that solved anything, it just delayed it. We'll mostl likely be reading stories about new globs of pollution appearing in the gulf for decades to come.

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  75. Bad analogy by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    There will never ever be a perpetual motion machine.

    It's not enough that something is "an idea", it also has be within reason (and known physics!).

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    1. Re:Bad analogy by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      the universe itself is a perpetual motion machine, or not?

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    2. Re:Bad analogy by Otto · · Score: 1

      Not. Eventually the universe will run down too.

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    3. Re:Bad analogy by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      yes, but then another `big bang' will happen, or so i've heard...

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    4. Re:Bad analogy by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But it looks more and more like inflation will lead to a cold lonely death.

    5. Re:Bad analogy by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Only if space-time is curved into a circle. If it's just an arc, we're* fucked.

      By "we" I am referring to the universe itself. The human race is fucked no matter what (but not for a really long time, so it's cool).

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    6. Re:Bad analogy by Otto · · Score: 1

      The data from WMAP indicates that we're living in a Big Freeze universe. Although it's still possible that enough dark energy may exist to reverse it, it seems unlikely.

      http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/universe/uni_fate.html

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    7. Re:Bad analogy by Otto · · Score: 1

      Correction, I meant dark matter, dark energy. My bad.

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  76. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Al+Dimond · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Typically you guard against this by instituting a capitalization requirement, ensuring that companies involved in drilling have the money and/or the insurance necessary to pay likely claims in case of an accident. This is, in fact, practiced in the oil industry. As far as BP is concerned, it passes this test with flying colors. It has been and will be substantially hurt by the spill (its stock price has lost half its value and it's had to suspend dividend payments -- that's an indication of the magnitude, although I think the market has overreacted, I don't think BP's lost nearly half its value over this incident).

  77. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmmmmm? I would think that progress happens when the reasonable man finds better ways of adapting himself to the world. I suppose you could look at it either way though. Again, a witty phrase proves nothing,

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  78. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by SpzToid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They can when those tarballs are on the sand. Check out the machines from Beach-tech. These machines use mesh to 'sift', and do not 'rake'. Raking breaks up the tarballs undesirably.

    An interesting factoid is these machines work much better at night in the dark, because the colder temperature coagulates the tarballs better for easier removal.

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  79. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    I heard it's a good lubricant, even if it's a little wet.

  80. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    And that damn sentence is too long for slashdot's sigs system !

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  81. Smaller versions for the fishing fleet? by AGMW · · Score: 1

    ... Also, in this case, there appears to be a culture of negligence ...

    There has certainly been a lot of noise in that area, but mostly made by the sub-contractors, who just may have an ulterior motive for throwing up such a smoke screen!

    It's a shame there aren't smaller versions of this skimmer device that could be bolted to the deck of all the local fishing/shrimping vessels so they could go fill their holds with oil and get paid (by BP of course) to be out there cleaning it up, plus the full cost of cleaning their vessels of oil contamination once they stop skimming for oil and go back to fishing/shrimping.

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  82. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    No I'm not. I'm italian (not italian american) and I know both languages pretty well. I live in Italy. The spelling mistake would have been the correct thing if the final "e" in linguine had to be pronounced as the english "e" in "adobe", instead it has to be pronounced like the "e" in "red", hence linguine is the way it's written in italian and linguini is wrong in any case.

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  83. More than a BOP by twisteddk · · Score: 3, Informative

    The devices that are mandatory in most of europe (funnily the home of BP being one of the exceptions, presumably because of the much more shallow waters they're drilling in there), are a little bit more than just the blowout preventer, it's a device which can be triggered in case of emergencies where the wireguided signals from the rig is unable to reach the BOP. They were, as best I can tell, developed after a problem with a platform sinking, same as what happened in the gulf.

    Not being an engineer, I'm really at a loss to explain the difference between the BOP installed at BPs site and the ones that are generally being required by most other offshore oil producing countries. But from what the engineers explained to me, these remote controlled shutoff valves would have been able to stop the spill once the pipe had burst, assuming the blowout preventer ofcourse worked (which some people have questioned, since the installed "dead-mans-switch" didn't activate it).
    From what I understand, it may have been that such valves were not installed because of the expense of installing them when drilling at these depths, and a furhter combination of BP not being required to use them, and also questioning of their effectiveness at these depths.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704423504575212031417936798.html has some of the best graphics detailing the idea of the remote controlled switch. Again, the assumption being that the BOP is actually functioning. And from what I can understand, replacing or repairing a defective BOP IS possible.

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    1. Re:More than a BOP by bigzigga · · Score: 1

      Additionally, the fact that an ROV couldn't engage the BOP using its onboard HPU (the so-called "hot stab") also casts doubt on the claim that an acoustic trigger would've done any good.

    2. Re:More than a BOP by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The devices that are mandatory in most of europe (funnily the home of BP being one of the exceptions, presumably because of the much more shallow waters they're drilling in there), are a little bit more than just the blowout preventer, it's a device which can be triggered in case of emergencies where the wireguided signals from the rig is unable to reach the BOP. They were, as best I can tell, developed after a problem with a platform sinking, same as what happened in the gulf.

      Everything you say there is true of the BOP that was used on the BP well. They are the same devices. Accoustic triggers, remote triggers, pressure triggers, you name it, it had it.

      It's required by law, and the MMS signs off on every device before and after it is installed. If it doesn't have MMS approval it isn't legal.

      The BOP has a half dozen different redundancies built in, and some how all of them failed in the DeepWater spill. It's possible it was some kind of mechanical failure or pipe failure or something of the like (that actually explains very well why all of the redundancy features - even the hail marry trigger via ROV - failed).

      Trust me, I work in the oil industry, and the environmental regulations in the US are anything but lax (at least for oil companies). One of the quickest ways to get fired is to spill a quart of oil on the shop floor and not report it to the EPA.

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  85. Nothing to do with reasonable or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is all to do with the dissatisfied man. Most people just go with the flow. That has always been the case, and always will be, because for a society to flourish there needs to be a core of stability and natural selection will ensure that the average person will just carry on regardless of the political system - despite their moaning.

    A minority will be so upset and so compelled, that they do something about the system they hate so much. They are the people who change things. Helps if you are wealthy too.

    There is also a small minority who are happy with the system and they will fight to keep it the way it is.

    And there, you have the basis of all political systems and all political conflicts. Most people are drones.

  86. Things like this do not scale linerally by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    You would not use 100,000 machines... if one machine can do 200 gpm, and the technology works, then you scale it up and make one ten times as big that can do 20,000 GPM for only 10 times the cost.

    This is the advantage of scaling... so long as the technology scales, you get n^2 return for n investment.

    1. Re:Things like this do not scale linerally by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

      You are very confused about scaling.

      If you make this machine ten times bigger in each of the three linear dimensions, you get:

        (1) A machine that weighs 1,000 times as much.

      (2) Heavy equipment cost is very close to proportional to weight, so it also costs 1,000 times as much.

      (3) The 2-D components, the pipe cross-sections, the centrifuge inner and outer radii, are going to be 10 times too small, at only 100 times larger. So it's only going to pump and filter at 1/10th the rate you'd expect.

      (4) The tank that is holding 1,000 times as much water has sides that are only 10 times thicker, so the tank is going to rupture.

      So you have a machine that's only 1/10th as efficient, by dollar or volume.

         

    2. Re:Things like this do not scale linerally by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      So build it smarter. Put the tank below the water line, thus using the sea itself to equalize the pressure. Your won't have to pressurize the pipes much at all. May not even need the pipes if you suck the water directly into the chamber.

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    3. Re:Things like this do not scale linerally by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Especially considering each machine already weighs over 2 tons. You aren't going to get a 2,000 ton machine on a ship and have any room for anything else on it.

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  87. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

    Typical art student "reasoning". It sounds reasonable but uses an unreasonable definition of reason.

    A reasonable man applies reason to everything. All the greats in science and engineering applied reason to achieve what they did.

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  88. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by garn1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is it! Throw Linguini at the oil spill! You, my friend, are a frikkin' genius!

  89. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I would argue that Waterworld was a philanthropic effort too. Anything that hurts Sony is probably a good thing for humanity.

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  90. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's the same kind of misguided logic that makes people buy lottery tickets. Every day, millions of "visionary" inventors/pioneers/dreamers squander their time and savings on awful or/or unworkable ideas and dreams that fail miserably. But every blue moon one of them comes up with a good idea and succeeds. But no one does a news report on the millions who failed. Only the successes get publicized. This lionizes the inventor/pioneer/dreamer and creates the illusion that it's easier to succeed at such an endeavor than it actually is.

    For the vast majority of people, it's quite sensible to avoid being a wild-eyed dreamer. The more outlandish your dreams, the more likely it is that pursuing them would be the equivalent of blowing your money on lottery tickets. The more realistic your dreams (i.e., the less wild-eyed), the more likely others will be willing to join your work and invest in them, making it unnecessary to blow all your money and time in the first place.

    Telling people to "follow their dreams" is all well and good if their dreams aren't stupid. But the vast majority of dreams *are* stupid. Go to any high school in America and ask kids what they really dream about, and most of them will probably (if they're really being honest) answer something along the lines of "rap star," "rock star," "movie star," "sports star," etc. These kids would be much better off being "corporate drones" (as you so derisively put it) than wasting their lives trying to pursue those dreams, but people like you would have them go for it (to quote an old lottery advertising standard: "You can't win if you don't play!"). Thank god most people are sensible enough to be "corporate drones" or NOTHING would ever get done in this world.

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  91. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the same guy who got into the Wikipedia edit war over the pronunciation of Steve Buscemi's name, aren't you?

  92. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Typically you guard against this by instituting a capitalization requirement, ensuring that companies involved in drilling have the money and/or the insurance necessary to pay likely claims in case of an accident. This is, in fact, practiced in the oil industry. As far as BP is concerned, it passes this test with flying colors.

    Fat lot of good it did us. If anything, this disaster proves that "you break it, you bought it" is not a sufficient regulatory requirement.

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  93. He didn't just invest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He took care of it:

    http://imgur.com/h4dgh.jpg

  94. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    Yes but you have to throw something that exists...linguini don't!
    The name of that kind of italian pasta is actually linguine not linguini,
    even though people in the USA keep calling them linguini.
    Go to Italy and ask for linguini, people will look at you in a weird way lol!

    I think you've missed the point.

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  95. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    The only way would be reversing it so american people would read linguine as linguini but then they'd start writing it the wrong way: linguini instead of linguine.

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  96. Maybe Kevin is the reason why by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Maybe Kevin is the reason why people refrain from investing in spill cleanup. Not so much an ideological but more a personal thing here. Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Kevin at your side.

    I apologise for being myself; a fscking bastard.

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  97. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Fri13 · · Score: 1

    It is too bad that companies are the one who control the world. And smaller companies, even big international corporations are controlled by bigger ones or very small group of people (whole world can be in the hands from few dozens to few hundreds). They are the mens behind curtains who no one knows and who controls the media and what laws gets passed. Sounds very very very conspiracy theory but it would be foolish not even think it would be possible or it would not be executed in some manner.

    Corporation CEO's should always be responsible what is happening in the company. And companies should be always responsible for the society where they are working. If the company cheats or brakes the law, they should be warned and billed first time (if crime is small), second time the company is simply taken a part. Government should not come to rescue any company what wants that markets are not controlled by government but there would be total capitalism. The idea in the capitalism was that the companies rises and they fall soon. That there would never be big international companies what controls others and slow downs the development or competition.

    It is just funny how capitalism needs that almost every 15-20 years there comes big troubles like this last 2008-2009 happening. And the game table is reset by the government by using socialism key ideas. Too bad that peoples money is spended to big companies to pay for those share holders who toke "a risk" in the first place to actually having change to loose all their money if the invest did not work.

    What risk is to invest money to big corporations when the government pays share holders invest and bonuses when the risk comes true? Only because those shareholders or companies are just too big "to be lost". Truth is that there is always somekind blackmail behind the actions to pay off the money for shareholders so they would not pull the money from other important companies or deals. Even governments are slaves for shareholders, while government should be servent for the people.

  98. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    The only way would be reversing it so american people would read linguine as linguini but then they'd start writing it the wrong way: linguini instead of linguine.

    You're confusing correctness with convention.

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  99. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

    When I first heard about this I had flashbacks of Chernobyl. Basically, they'd shut it down to some extent to pressure test the cement job (as happens every time), then the bad things happened, then by the time the manual shutoff was called for it wasn't working (reason still unknown.)

    An acoustic trigger may have worked, or may not have worked. (Can't say for certain without knowing why the BOP didn't work.)

  100. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    I'm not, there are a lot of wrong conventions especially with italian words used abroad, that doesn't make them more correct at all, it just makes the amount of ignorant people bigger. This is not valid only for italian words of course but convention doesn't make something correct and it sucks when convention makes its way in written words and not just in slang.

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  101. Re:Spill cleanup tech is not new or invented by Ke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently you did not RTFA. They clearly state the origins and inventor of this device. (Hint: It's not Costner!)

  102. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    George Bernard Shaw is not an authority on reason. This quote from him is a glib platitude.

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  103. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    But could this technology be used on the bloom clouds of oil near the well head that have not coagulated into various forms of sludge?

    The same question also occurred to me as I read the article.
    I also read the article thinking "Yet Another Hydrocyclone!" Which is a very well established technology for cleaning up produced water from an oil well. So, there's kudos to this Costner guy for spotting an alternative use for a well-established technology, and then sustaining investment for an unfashionably long period. He's gone up in my estimate of his IQ from actor-normal (mildly retarded) to quite possibly population-average or above.

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  104. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    So...the dispersants have made it impossible to clean up?

    No. The use of dispersants has, maybe, made it harder to clean up.
    It was probably impossible to clean up to a pre-spill state about 3 femtoseconds after the blowout started, but the use of dispersants may have made it harder to approach "pristine".

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  105. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your volumetric estimates are not incorrect, just inappropriate.
    I read the article and envisaged this sort of machinery as being used to process the mix of oil and seawater collected by the various skimming options, so that the centrifuge discharges wet oily sludge (to be taken to shore for processing/ disposal) and large quantities of seawater which is much less contaminated with oil. Since the oil industry is already full of equipment for taking slightly oily water and cleaning it better (the UK requirement is to less than 50ppm / 0.005% v/v oil in water) prior to discharge over the side, then this is equipment possibly suitable for "front-ending" a spread of off-the-shelf hydrocyclones to process the spill debris.

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  106. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    We just need to tweak the rules of the game a little. A fair price has to be put on this kind of thing, so that oil companies will go broke if they screw up

    ... at which point, they'll stop being oil companies (by stopping exploration, drilling, production, processing and transportation) and try to recycle themselves into a less hazardous business instead.

    And what are you going to run your SUV on after that?

    I noticed a decade or so ago that Shell were studiously manoeuvring themselves away from being an "oil company" and into being an "energy comapny". Now, most of that was greenwash I'm sure, but despite working for Shell on many occasions, I've never confused them with being either idiots or cowboys.

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  107. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    For instance, it's the LAW to equip all wells with a remote controllable shutoff valve if you want to drill in the north sea.

    Citation please. To the actual legislation, not some random blog, or an article written by a journalist who is underqualified to lick stamps in a Citizens Advice Bureau.

    (Bear in mind that I'm writing this on an oil rig in the North Sea, working in a business that I've worked in for over 20 years. So I do know what the laws around here are. Personally, I suspect that you're thinking of SSSVs, which are as closely related to remote operation of BOPs as an Akkadian goatskin raft is to a flight suit with integral life jacket. But you know what you're thinking of better than I do.)

    And that's enough dealing with Gulf silliness for today. Thank fuck I don't work for BP and have to put up with this stuff (well-intentioned though much of it is) for a living. Or for Andanarko or whatever the 25% wholly-US-owned partner in the offending well was called.

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  108. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Zinho · · Score: 1

    The only thing you can do to make this "unprofitable" is to require amazingly huge fines for any problems that arise. Of course, then you have to deal with the issue of getting a multinational multi-billion dollar company to actually pay the fine.

    No problem, deny their drilling license if they don't have the proper equipment in their drilling plan. Revoke it if they are found to not be in compliance (perform random inspections). These problems have already been addressed in the North Sea, the US simply hasn't had the will to implement the same measures.

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  109. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    I'm not, there are a lot of wrong conventions especially with italian words used abroad, that doesn't make them more correct at all, it just makes the amount of ignorant people bigger.
    This is not valid only for italian words of course but convention doesn't make something correct and it sucks when convention makes its way in written words and not just in slang.

    If one person says the Earth is spherical and a million say the Earth is flat, it is conventional to say the Earth is flat. It's not a matter of fact and when you get into language it's even more inappropriate to argue such nonsense.

    It doesn't fucking matter what the Italians or anyone says. When a large group of people accept one thing as truth it really doesn't matter what an individual in that population or an entirely different group thinks.

    So give it up.

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  110. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    Whatever, I remain of my idea especially because in the original language no one will ever say linguini. So I don't even consider it a convention, just an "american convention".

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  111. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Case in point....

    The girl my son is dating claims to want to be a lawyer and a wedding planner. BTW, she idolizes the Kardashians.

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  112. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There have been solutions to those problems for many years. The deep water blowout preventers required for North Sea operations have to automatically shut off unless a positive control signal is continuously applied. I work as an engineer in the oil field, and I'm amazed that the US hasn't already adopted many of the regulations already in place elsewhere. Equipment that will properly do the job already exists, we just need to make it unprofitable to not use it."

    BP says the Deepwater Horizon did have a "dead man" switch, which should have automatically closed the valve on the seabed in the event of a loss of power or communication from the rig. BP said it can't explain why it didn't shut off the well.

  113. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    Whatever, I remain of my idea especially because in the original language no one will ever say linguini.
    So I don't even consider it a convention, just an "american convention".

    In the realm of Americans then an "American Convention" is just a "Convention"

    Just let it go. You interjected trying to sound all informative but it's no different than playing grammar Nazi. We're not "the uninformed masses", we've just derived a different spelling that is no less "correct".

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  114. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    How is a problem separating the heavy stuff and excuse to block the skimmers from separating the light stuff?

    Is the Gulf of Mexico so small that 50 or so skimmers would block any other solution?

    I thought the main point of the article was that the administration and BP have drug their feet for so long while dumping toxic dispersents in the water that the centrifuges won't work as well now.

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  115. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    I also read the article thinking "Yet Another Hydrocyclone!" Which is a very well established technology for cleaning up produced water from an oil well.

    Well, it will work well unless BP keeps dumping those dispersents into the mix.

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  116. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Kudo's Joce640k.

    This oil spill has been used political pawn to push a cap-and-trade agenda.

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  117. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna let it go because I'm not a troll as someone marked me in this thread. I just want to let people know how things are. Because especially about Italy and italian culture there's a lot of disinformation, mostly spread by ignorance and by italian-american people. It will sound weird to you to know there's no such thing as veil piccata or marinara sauce or chicken parmigiana, in Italy simply because they're not italian things, just american invention that someone decided that people should believe they're truly italian recipes when here in Italy don't exist at all. Moreover Panini is the plural of panino and that pistachio is actually correctly written pistacchio and the right way to write straciatella is stracciatella...I could go on for ages. The only true thing said abroad about Italy is that our prime minster is a dickhead and I'm happy that abroad this is well known, I'm just sad that in Italy there are people that don't realize it. But I'd better end it and sorry if I disturbed you, I know all this developed in an extreme OT.

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  118. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    But:

    * they are talking about 50 machines, not 3

    * the oil is not spread out over the entire Gulf, and most of the oil WILL be in that first three inches of water. They won't have to process the entire volume of the Gulf.

    * if left to its own course, most of the oil will flow to the surface in a small area. If these sort of measures were put into service right after the blowout, 90% of the oil would have been picked up and reprocessed.

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  119. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George Bernard Shaw was a radical communist/marxist philosopher. He also believed that if someone doesn't contribute more to the world than they consume, that they should be exterminated, as they don't benefit greater society.

  120. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    This bastardization of Italian culture is not unique at all to Italian culture... "Chinese food" is actually 7 different cuisines from one country plus Korea, Japan, Mongolia, Burma, Thailand, India, Malaysia and many more and even those countries have for centuries borrowed from each other, but we still call it "Chinese". After that we inject some America fads like fortune cookies and I think disposable bamboo chops sticks were an American idea.

    "Mexican food" arguably has it even worse, a perverse combination of South and Central American foods mixed in with European expectations, Spanish rule and Catholicism. Now it's lumped together with a narrow spectrum of ingredients and spices and all called "Mexican".

    I'm not trying to attack you personally, the point is it's just "The American Way" to assimilate other things and throw blankets on them to simplify it.

    I do agree with your general argument, but the little things like how a shape of noodles is spelled won't win any wars. Americans don't care or are too shallow to realize that they're mocking an entire civilization when they try aspire to "authenticity" of... fucking food!

    So, please continue your quest to protect your origins. Just don't waste too much time with the details (pistachio and pistacchio), especially with Americans. Hell, my browser puts red squigglies under pistacchio! I'd readily expect my mindless peers right-click autocorrect.

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  121. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    I'm happy we found finally the right way to conclude this and u made a point, thing that wasn't coming out earlier. Ok about the use of doubles (like pistacchio), but about some dishes that are totally non existent I'll keep fighting...at least when they pretend they're italian! When I was in NJ a group of italian-american girl nearly wanted to start a fight just cuz I said that chicken parmigiana is not italian and if u go to italy they don't cook nor sell it. Lol! Cheers man!

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  122. Re:Spill cleanup tech is not new or invented by Ke by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    You take Kevin Costner out of the story and the story is about some kind of cool oil separating centrifuges, not Kevin rushing in to save us from the oil which, we had in the meantime, been twiddling our thumbs and staring at.

    Well, to be fair, the pipe has been pouring oil out for 3 months.

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  123. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    You stop drilling and figure out a way to attach a failsafe to this thing. Maybe you can't replace the BOP itself, but don't try to tell me that you can't rig a mechanism to it that will prevent an oil leak should the BOP fail.

    The GP mentioned 'stop working', which is different than 'stop drilling'. There's many phases to drilling an oil well - one of which is replacing the drilling mud that was inserted while drilling with cement in such a way as to create a liner.

    As sleazyridr mentioned, they weren't actively drilling at the time of the explosion. Indeed, they were in the process of shutting the well down to replace the mobile drilling platform with a permanent well platform.

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  124. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    You need to read the GP again:

    * the oil is not spread out over the entire Gulf, and most of the oil WILL be in that first three inches of water. They won't have to process the entire volume of the Gulf.

    He didn't say they did, those figures were for the 8,000 square miles covering the spill - i.e. the square mile area covered in oil. The total volume of the Gulf is many orders of magnitude higher.

    * they are talking about 50 machines, not 3

    Extrapolating from the GP's calculations (which others have verified), 50 centrifuges would take about 110 years to clean the Gulf spill. That's why the GP said it would take 6,000 of them to clean it up in one year - because that's what it would take.

    * if left to its own course, most of the oil will flow to the surface in a small area. If these sort of measures were put into service right after the blowout, 90% of the oil would have been picked up and reprocessed.

    You obviously know nothing about the physical properties of oil.

    Just for fun, go out to your driveway and spray the pavement with water. Get it nice and wet, if you can get it into a puddle even better. Next, pour about a tablespoon of oil on the pavement (you can use cooking oil if you want, but if you have diesel fuel it will more closely resemble the oil that is in the Gulf).

    Watch what happens. One thing that definitely does not happen is it does not sit in nice, tight little pools - it spreads way the hell out. That's because the oil is less dense than the water, but water is also slippery. This means there is nothing for the oil to push against to hold its shape. On a table top or something, oil will sort of pool up because the surface of the oil meets with a lot more friction when it's up against the table top.

    There are pictures of the gulf from space a few months before the spill that show oil sheens from natural seeps that are hundreds of miles long and a few miles wide. Without the dispersants, the sheens from the spill would be many, many, many times larger than that. You would more than likely have a much bigger cleanup problem on your hands without them. That's why they are required to use dispersants in the first place.

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  125. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    Huh?

    BP is on the hook because they own the lease on the reservoir. The way the law is written, it doesn't matter who is producing (the lease owners often contract that out), the lessee is the one responsible if anything goes wrong.

    I'm sorry, but TransOcean and Haliburton are well known in the oil industry for what they do - they are not fronts for BP.

    The government didn't "not buy" anything - there was no reason to even attempt to fool the government because it is very clear who is responsible and it isn't the company operating the rig. The reason BP (and most oil companies) contract these things out is because it is usually cheaper to hire a specialist company than to maintain your own rig department, pure and simple.

    In this case, it certainly wasn't. Poor practices from TransOcean and Haliburton, combined with poor QA at BP and corruption to the MMS means BP is going to have to pay about $25 billion plus whatever the $1000 per barrel fine works out to (should be around $4 billion, using current total estimates). I don't care who you are, that's going to have a huge negative impact on your company.

    Right now, oil companies that operate in the US are saying "Oh shit..."

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  126. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Acoustic triggers are, by law, required on all offshore rigs in Norway and several other countries. Norway is, quite simply, the gold standard for sea drilling, and you have no idea what you are talking about.

    Great, fine, dandy. My point would be that an acoustic trigger would be secondary to the lack of a functioning shutoff. An acoustic trigger is there merely as yet another backup to close a valve. A valve that, at Deepwater Horizon, didn't work. Whether due to being bad before the accident or damaged by it, it didn't work, and still doesn't.

    If there was a shutuff still intact even without an acoustic trigger, we'd have had a robot down there to manually shut the well off within a week, not three months later with a fancy cap.

    As twisteddk and bigzigga mentioned, there were actually 2 controls that failed, and when they DID send a robot down('Hotstab'), it failed. The BOP was the primary safety device, and it failed utterly.

    As such, the balance of evidence is that the 'acoustic trigger' wouldn't have done anything in this case.

    Given what happened, I'm more for redundent shutoff valves, two BOPs, something. Still not sure the second shutoff valve would have worked; don't know enough about why the primary BOP failed. Don't even know if there were other cutoffs. Do know that the rig sinking/crashing onto the site is part of the problem, to what extent, I don't know.

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  127. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Just reading, noted that the BOP for deepwater HAD a 'deadman switch', just not the acoustic shutoff.

    It was noted that they tried to use a robot to activate the BOP manually, and that failed as well.

    If nothing else, this accident points out that a failure can cost you BILLIONS, which will pay for a lot of safety measures elsewhere.

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  128. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    I work as an engineer in the oil field, and I'm amazed that the US hasn't already adopted many of the regulations already in place elsewhere.

    They have. The BOP in the BP spill had all the features you and others describe, as well as being highly redundant internally. It was a fail-safe device.

    What do you do when the fail-safe fails?

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  129. Re:Spill cleanup tech is not new or invented by Ke by MisterSchmoo · · Score: 1

    And you don't think the minute it started BP didn't arrange to have all this equipment to clean it up deployed, you know they did because if they hadn't it would be all over the news, instead the news focused on the fact that they hadn't plugged the leak, nobody was saying and they aren't cleaning it up.

  130. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    His celebrity no doubt helped a lot - someone says "Jack Puderschmidt has a machine that could clean up the spill" and your response is "Yeah, him and everybody else. Who the hell is Jack Puderschmidt?" That doesn't mean his machine won't ever come up and be evaluated, and if it works eventually used, but it does mean he's just another guy in line, waiting for everyone ahead of him to have their chance at it first.

    Now, you hear "Kevin Costner has a machine that could clean up the spill" and your response is "Kevin Costner? Really? I'll bet it doesn't work. Lets get him up here and find out." He gets to jump ahead of the line because people know who he is.

    For what it's worth, Costner's machine doesn't work at all on the kind of oil that comprises most of the spill (it's heavy and sticky, which clogs the machine). That's why they only got whatever it was, 30 or 50 of them - they'll be able to use it on the very light stuff or perhaps as a second phase of another process in some cases. If it were good enough to clean the whole spill they would have gotten more like a couple thousand, because that is what it would take for the centrifuge to clean up the spill in a reasonable amount of time.

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  131. Re:Ancient Hacker FAIL: Open mouth after reading,. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    The Costners' tech scales.

    No, it doesn't.

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  132. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by heatseek · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the what the insurance companies do. When they choose to insure a high-risk group, the insurers create a 'Satellite' company to isolate liability. If the gamble (insurance is legalized gambling) fails, only the satellite is impacted. Sleazy, but effective.

  133. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by shmlco · · Score: 1

    Every endeavor is a pyramid: a few very successful people at the top, a bunch that make a decent living from it in the middle, and a bunch of pretenders at the bottom. ("I'm actually an actor," says the waiter.)

    You can talk about talent and education and skill and so on, and those are important attributes. But the pure "drive" to succeed counts for a lot, and it's drive (coupled with the right set of tools) that can make you a success. It's drive that keeps you going when everyone else tells you that you should be a good little corporate drone.

    You don't have to be a "star" to make a living doing what you love. Plenty of musicians, for example. You do, however, have to work your ass off.

    Honesty counts too. Are you good enough? Can you be good enough? What does it take to be competitive in that arena?

    Finally, you talk about "getting things done". There are two sides to that equation. Some people, who you may consider to be "drones", actually like business, or law, or medicine, or mechanics, or gardening, or cooking, or whatever. Those were their dreams, and they're living it.

    Other people are stuck there, or never had a dream, or a passion, or a purpose. Never took a risk. Who listened to bitter people like you, who told them that the odds were against them, so why bother.

    Do you really think they're happy? Do you really think that they WANT to be "sensible", and work as a greeter at Walmart the rest of their lives?

    You only have one life. One. This is it. No replays. No resets. No do overs.

    Or to borrow from Richard Bach, "Are you doing right now what you really want to do more than anything else in the world? If your answer is no, stop doing it, and hurl yourself into want you want most to do."

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  134. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by shmlco · · Score: 1

    "It doesn't fucking matter what the Italians or anyone says. When a large group of people accept one thing as truth it really doesn't matter what an individual in that population or an entirely different group thinks."

    Tell that to Galileo. At one point in time, a large group of people thought the world was flat. One individual thought differently, and said so.

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  135. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    Tell that to Galileo. At one point in time, a large group of people thought the world was flat. One individual thought differently, and said so.

    The only thing worse than a bad joke is someone explaining that bad joke.

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  136. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

    In English it is pronounced like adobe and the spellings (both being accepted) reflect that. You can call it "wrong" but that's fairly ignorant of the natural fate of many words that cross into other languages.

  137. Re:3. Profit! 4. Fix the problem? by gabrielex · · Score: 0

    No I'm not. Didn't even know about that.

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  138. Re:Go Costner! Boo on BP! by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

    I agree. We need to be better at preventing this sort of thing. But it has done us some good. BP's financial strength has meant that instead of going bankrupt and leaving the government with the whole cleanup bill it's actually covering some of the costs. It probably won't cover them all. But it will do better than a smaller company would have done.