fuck one of the managers wifes, or daugther if u don't want to fuck some 50 year old skank. Either should be equally easy, a 50 year old skank will be bored of her husband and probably doesn't have a huge social life OTOH the daughter will think your cool becuase of you being an older man she can show off to her college friends. (And the AUDI TT you own)
Do this in their office and make sure you get caught, get a friend to ask the boss for some report while you are fucking his daughter/wife.
that should get you fired and on the unemplyoment pretty quickly;)
I can't believe that noone has suggested using sourceforge. This is a great way to manage differnet programs on your OWN server, and it also adds things like a central place to keep docs, bugs and CVS.
If you are working in a Windows shop maybe you should give Source Safe a try, while its not as feature full as CVS its easier to use and provides better intergration to Visual Studio.
I'm not a big fan of printing because it costs so much and at the end of it a tree is still dead.
Its costs £0.10 per page at the university i go to.
So when I need to print something I use a few h4x0rd accounts so save a few quid, but mostly I just email people. And for the people who don't have email theres always email2Fax or just plain SMS.
XML would do the trick nicely that way you could maintain the structure of the text while ensuring that it will be human readable for ever.
Your second point is moot I have recieved emails from relatives that I have tresured and kept in my a special mailbox in my email client. Also I have recieved letters from relatives which I have lost and even though there was a novelty attached to them I don't think I ever read them twice while the emails have been read on many occasions.
Another good reason for getting rid of written communication is that a good pen is so hard to find nowerdays, while nearly every keyboard is a good keyboard!
I read somewhere that if you covered the whole of Australia with solar panels you would have enough energy to meet the entire planets power needs (in the day).
I think this is a solution to our fossil burning addiction.
I think I a victim of this, not that I care. I hope children in the next few generations wont even need to write anything on paper. Saving millions of trees a year.
I think this is great. Come on, writing is sooo 10th Century!
Debian takes security very seriously. Most security problems brought
to our attention are corrected within 48 hours.
Experience has shown that "security through obscurity" does not work. Public
disclosure allows for more rapid and better solutions to security problems. In
that vein, this page addresses Debian's status with respect to various known
security holes, which could potentially affect Debian.
Keeping your Debian system secure
In order to receive the latest Debian security advisories, subscribe to
the debian-security-announce mailing list.
You can use apt
to easily get the latest security updates.
This requires a line such as
Yeah thats a better idea than red hat, but debian is something you should consider if your have some hardware that is not supported by FREEbsd.
And then again while were talking about options you could always try Windows Server 2003 I've tried this out on a spare machine and it certainly lives up to the hype.
Try Paint shop pro 8! Its amazing, I dont know how good the size of PNGs compare to Photoshop but its a lot less ugly looking and doesn't stink of a 1990's mac.
because the moderators are LAZY too! For articles that short I feel cheated when I click on the link so I thought I'd do other lazy fellows a service by pasting it here so they wouldn't feel cheated like I did.
My phone does work fine from around 100m away I don't know how or why but it does the trick maybe my dongle has got a very sensitive antenna or something who knows.
the software I use for this is Windows XP running a bluetooth stack by widcomm and their driver's Network Access profile.
just like 3G! what a fucking rip off, bluetooth area networks all the way I set one up around my house for 100m, so pda users can get their daily dose of goatse and it allows me to browse the net off my phone while I'm at neighbours houses.. Very funny to poison DNS and make hotmail visitors visit a fake page which submits their email adress to porn sites transparently before logging them into their inbox!
DoCoMo to launch fuel cell-run handsets by 2005 Thu June 5, 2003 06:07 AM ET TOKYO, June 5 (Reuters) - NTT DoCoMo Inc 9437.T said on Thursday it expects to launch a mobile phone powered by a fuel-cell battery for extended hours of use as early as 2004, a potential boost for its high-speed third-generation (3G) service.
DoCoMo's 3G service, which offers video conferencing and speedy access to the Web, had until recently met a cool reception due mainly to the poor battery life of its handsets.
User growth of the 3G service has picked up pace since DoCoMo, Japan's top cellphone operator, launched new handsets with longer battery life earlier this year.
But the battery duration of those new models is still substantially shorter than the topline 2G models.
"If everything goes smoothly, we will see the first model next year or the year after that," NTT DoCoMo President Keiji Tachikawa told a news conference.
Users of cellphones with a fuel-cell battery would carry a cigarette lighter-type fuel container to refuel the battery.
Tachikawa said its 3G subscribers totalled about 480,000 as of Wednesday, up from 421,000 users at the end of April.
DoCoMo aims to win a total 1.46 million 3G subscribers by the end of the current business year to March 2004.
Japanese mobile phone operators have high hopes that the advanced 3G service will become the next growth driver as the conventional mobile phone market nears saturation.
Tachikawa said basic functionality of 3G phones is expected to catch up with that of the 2G models next year.
He also said, however, the company has no intention of shifting all its subscribers to the 3G service, called FOMA, from its PDC operation, Japan's dominant 2G format, in the near future.
"We have 40 million PDC users. Demand for that service is still bigger than that for FOMA," Tachikawa said. "PDC and FOMA will co-exist in the next 10 years or so." DoCoMo said separately that technical glitches had affected its first megapixel phones, made by a joint venture between Sony Corp 6758.T and Sweden's Ericsson ERICb.ST , marring the debut of a new photo-phone model with the world's highest resolution.
DoCoMo, which sold about 40,000 units of the camera-phone on the day of its launch on Wednesday, said e-mail software on the model, which has a resolution of 1.3 million pixels, could freeze up when a message is typed, under certain conditions.
The company said the problem could be solved by a software upgrade and that it did not plan to carry out a recall.
Shares in DoCoMo closed down 0.38 percent at 265,000 yen, underperforming the Nikkei average.N225 , which rose 1.16 percent.
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Forget walking out
;)
fuck one of the managers wifes, or daugther if u don't want to fuck some 50 year old skank.
Either should be equally easy, a 50 year old skank will be bored of her husband and probably doesn't have a huge social life OTOH the daughter will think your cool becuase of you being an older man she can show off to her college friends. (And the AUDI TT you own)
Do this in their office and make sure you get caught, get a friend to ask the boss for some report while you are fucking his daughter/wife.
that should get you fired and on the unemplyoment pretty quickly
I dont understand your post, what do Mac users have to do with Star Trek?
FP FUCK YOU FAGS!
-z?
good idea.
I can't believe that noone has suggested using sourceforge.
This is a great way to manage differnet programs on your OWN server, and it also adds things like a central place to keep docs, bugs and CVS.
If you are working in a Windows shop maybe you should give Source Safe a try, while its not as feature full as CVS its easier to use and provides better intergration to Visual Studio.
No shit, look at my journal!
yes but you might need to set up some sort of Internet connection sharing!
you forgot the ??????? step
This is how to do it in 3 steps:
1)Buy a Wireless access point
2) Plug it into a network.
3) Visit slashdot to see how you should have done it.
I'm not a big fan of printing because it costs so much and at the end of it a tree is still dead.
Its costs £0.10 per page at the university i go to.
So when I need to print something I use a few h4x0rd accounts so save a few quid, but mostly I just email people. And for the people who don't have email theres always email2Fax or just plain SMS.
I think suggesting debian canceled out any resentment caused by suggesting windows.
Typing FREEbsd instead of FreeBSD got it modded up because the Linux zeolots just wanted to annoy the BSD fans.
heres a fun thing to try.. post an informative comment on apple.slashdot.org but use MACs instead of Macs, that really pisses people off!
XML would do the trick nicely that way you could maintain the structure of the text while ensuring that it will be human readable for ever.
Your second point is moot I have recieved emails from relatives that I have tresured and kept in my a special mailbox in my email client. Also I have recieved letters from relatives which I have lost and even though there was a novelty attached to them I don't think I ever read them twice while the emails have been read on many occasions.
Another good reason for getting rid of written communication is that a good pen is so hard to find nowerdays, while nearly every keyboard is a good keyboard!
I read somewhere that if you covered the whole of Australia with solar panels you would have enough energy to meet the entire planets power needs (in the day).
I think this is a solution to our fossil burning addiction.
I think I a victim of this, not that I care. I hope children in the next few generations wont even need to write anything on paper. Saving millions of trees a year.
I think this is great. Come on, writing is sooo 10th Century!
***Security Information
Debian takes security very seriously. Most security problems brought to our attention are corrected within 48 hours.
Experience has shown that "security through obscurity" does not work. Public disclosure allows for more rapid and better solutions to security problems. In that vein, this page addresses Debian's status with respect to various known security holes, which could potentially affect Debian.
Keeping your Debian system secureIn order to receive the latest Debian security advisories, subscribe to the debian-security-announce mailing list.
You can use apt to easily get the latest security updates. This requires a line such as
in your /etc/apt/sources.list file.
***Yeah thats a better idea than red hat, but debian is something you should consider if your have some hardware that is not supported by FREEbsd.
And then again while were talking about options you could always try Windows Server 2003 I've tried this out on a spare machine and it certainly lives up to the hype.
Try Paint shop pro 8! Its amazing, I dont know how good the size of PNGs compare to Photoshop but its a lot less ugly looking and doesn't stink of a 1990's mac.
I agree with him! the submitter could atleast use a google link.
works fine on windows XP!!
because the moderators are LAZY too! For articles that short I feel cheated when I click on the link so I thought I'd do other lazy fellows a service by pasting it here so they wouldn't feel cheated like I did.
oh really?
Feat your eyes on this
My phone does work fine from around 100m away I don't know how or why but it does the trick maybe my dongle has got a very sensitive antenna or something who knows.
the software I use for this is Windows XP running a bluetooth stack by widcomm and their driver's Network Access profile.
just like 3G! what a fucking rip off, bluetooth area networks all the way I set one up around my house for 100m, so pda users can get their daily dose of goatse and it allows me to browse the net off my phone while I'm at neighbours houses.. Very funny to poison DNS and make hotmail visitors visit a fake page which submits their email adress to porn sites transparently before logging them into their inbox!
DoCoMo to launch fuel cell-run handsets by 2005
.N225 , which rose 1.16 percent.
Thu June 5, 2003 06:07 AM ET
TOKYO, June 5 (Reuters) - NTT DoCoMo Inc 9437.T said on Thursday it expects to launch a mobile phone powered by a fuel-cell battery for extended hours of use as early as 2004, a potential boost for its high-speed third-generation (3G) service.
DoCoMo's 3G service, which offers video conferencing and speedy access to the Web, had until recently met a cool reception due mainly to the poor battery life of its handsets.
User growth of the 3G service has picked up pace since DoCoMo, Japan's top cellphone operator, launched new handsets with longer battery life earlier this year.
But the battery duration of those new models is still substantially shorter than the topline 2G models.
"If everything goes smoothly, we will see the first model next year or the year after that," NTT DoCoMo President Keiji Tachikawa told a news conference.
Users of cellphones with a fuel-cell battery would carry a cigarette lighter-type fuel container to refuel the battery.
Tachikawa said its 3G subscribers totalled about 480,000 as of Wednesday, up from 421,000 users at the end of April.
DoCoMo aims to win a total 1.46 million 3G subscribers by the end of the current business year to March 2004.
Japanese mobile phone operators have high hopes that the advanced 3G service will become the next growth driver as the conventional mobile phone market nears saturation.
Tachikawa said basic functionality of 3G phones is expected to catch up with that of the 2G models next year.
He also said, however, the company has no intention of shifting all its subscribers to the 3G service, called FOMA, from its PDC operation, Japan's dominant 2G format, in the near future.
"We have 40 million PDC users. Demand for that service is still bigger than that for FOMA," Tachikawa said. "PDC and FOMA will co-exist in the next 10 years or so." DoCoMo said separately that technical glitches had affected its first megapixel phones, made by a joint venture between Sony Corp 6758.T and Sweden's Ericsson ERICb.ST , marring the debut of a new photo-phone model with the world's highest resolution.
DoCoMo, which sold about 40,000 units of the camera-phone on the day of its launch on Wednesday, said e-mail software on the model, which has a resolution of 1.3 million pixels, could freeze up when a message is typed, under certain conditions.
The company said the problem could be solved by a software upgrade and that it did not plan to carry out a recall.
Shares in DoCoMo closed down 0.38 percent at 265,000 yen, underperforming the Nikkei average
they might even crapflood slashdot and make you get the pink page when you visit, then you would have to commit sucicide!