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  1. No, and this is the EXACT reason why... on Does the World Need Binary XML? · · Score: -1, Troll

    _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
    _ _ _ _ _ _ .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
    _ _ _ _ _ _/. . ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
    _ _ _ _ _ /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
    _ _ _ __ /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
    _ _ _ _ |. . ./ .\ . /_/
    _ _ _ _ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
    _ _ __ /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
    _ _ _ /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
    _ __ /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
    _ _ |. . . . . .;``"``\
    __ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
    _ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
    _ \ . . . ._.-`|; ; ; ;|
    _ /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
    _|a a a a a a a|; ; ; ;|
    _| a a a a a a | ; ; ; /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
    _|a a a a a a / ; ; ; ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
    _| a a a a a / ; ; ; / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
    _|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==" .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
    _\ a a a .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .'
    _|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME
    p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . . ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY
    p| _..-'"'. . .| | | |. . _="`
    pp~ . . . \\ . | | / /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER
    ppp. . . ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD
    pppp . . ._,.-)")
    pppp__,=~"| ===============
    ppppp|; .;| Penisbird/. 1.3
    pppp | y .| ===============
    pppp |;|\ |
    ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    Trollkore
    "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"


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  2. THE KORE SQUAD on The Virus Squad · · Score: -1

    THE KORE SQUADI THINK JEWS RUN THE INTERNET AND THE ROOT SERVERS ARE IN MECCA LOL ALLAH PRAISES THE SERVERS EVERY DAY TO KEEP THEM WORKING ALL THE TIME AND JESUS IS INVOLVED TOO

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  3. Airlift my anus into the cock pit on Voice Of The Fire · · Score: -1

    There is no difference between arabs, jewish, taliban, muslim, and islams.

  4. Maggot up your piss tube? What does it feel like? on Correlation Between Stress and Technology? · · Score: -1

    H is for the HONOUR of serving Nazi Germany
    I is for the INTERESTING Jew killing
    T is for the TERRIFIC leadership style
    L is for the LOVE of my leader
    E is for the ENTHUSIASM of when I go to battle
    R is for the RAPE of women, and how much I enjoy it

    Hitler really is the finest ruler

    Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.

  5. Recycle some Trollkore anal dihorrea on Recycle some of your 100 million Pepsi Songs · · Score: -1

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    _ ___ __ ___ ____ / ' ' ' ' ' '\
    _ ___ __ ___ ___ l '=.= '' =.=' l Trollkore - the premier
    _ ___ __ ___ ___ l . .-....-. . l Slashdot trolls
    _ ___ __ ___ ___ l )(o_/ll\_o)( l
    _ ___ __ ___ ___ l/. . .oo. . .\l Trolling heaven
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    _ ___ ____ l __ __ __ __ l' ' ' ' " ' 'l ' ' ' ' l
    _ ___ _____ \_P|_I|_M|_P/ \__|__|__|__/ \_|__|__/ STUPIDER THAN APES!

    Like a pack of wolves, you surround the carcass
    of Linux, hoping to digest any living flesh from
    it in a desperate attempt to appetise your
    swollen parasite infested stomachs. You make me sick...

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  6. YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD on Interview with Bruce Sterling · · Score: -1

    No it isn't.

  7. MORE ANIMAL SEX FOR THE CURIOUS on Interview with Bruce Sterling · · Score: -1

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    N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
    S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
    A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
    N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
    E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
    -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
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    T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
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    -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
    P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
    -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

    The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
    Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
    an army of skeletons from the grave.

    Trollkore
    "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"

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  8. LOOK DOWN MY CUM BARREL, FUCKERS - FP! on KDE 3.x Installation On Solaris Discussed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  9. Re:FP on Chip Firm Hit By 45-Year-Old Patent · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    YOU FAIL IT

    Motherfucking whore.

  10. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs? · · Score: -1, Troll

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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  11. And people said not to fear us... on New Diablo II Patch Finally Revealed · · Score: -1, Troll

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::
    aaaaa

  12. Cum on me on New Diablo II Patch Finally Revealed · · Score: -1, Troll

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::
    aa