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  1. sounds like a QA problem on Microsoft Denies Windows 7 "Showstopper Bug" · · Score: 1

    someone should have caught this LONG ago. Duh.

  2. lame on NASA's New Telescope Finds Exoplanet Atmosphere · · Score: 0, Troll

    They tell us "we've detected the atmosphere" but don't tell us what the atmosphere is made of. Nice.

  3. Re:Depressing, but not uncommon on Student Sues University Because She's Unemployable · · Score: 1
    All the poetry in the world isn't going to make the phone calls from creditors stop.

    True, but knowing all the poetry in the world means you will have something to say. I was working minimum wage and got a BFA in multimedia in the late 70s when that meant slide projectors, crappy video and xerox machines. Is there a job in that? Hell no. Was I in debt and eating Ramen for a long time? Yes.

    Focusing only on money and payback will teach you the price of everything and the value of nothing.

  4. Re:Depressing, but not uncommon on Student Sues University Because She's Unemployable · · Score: 1
    great post, but a slight disagreement:

    A university course should be chosen for two reasons; Interest in the subject, and the prospect of a vocation.

    I disagree. I think interest in the subject is what really matters. Otherwise there would be no reason to study poetry, art history (or history a all, really), continental philosophy, sociology, media theory, and a jillion other subjects of significance and value. How many poets make a living off of poetry?

  5. Re:Let me be the thirst to say ... on UK Plans To Monitor 20,000 Families' Homes Via CCTV · · Score: 3, Funny
    Agreed. I found this one online a few days ago, and I think it applies too,

    This douchebag is WORSE than a steaming sack of coon poo and fur ball retchings. He makes that rattling bag of stinky turds and cat spew look like the acme of human achievement. Fuck these people.

    and I liked this one too:

    His cranio-rectal inversion is so severe, he can lick his own pancreas

  6. Re:Relativism strikes again... on A.I. Developer Challenges Pro-Human Bias · · Score: 1
    YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT.

    Look: If the society you live in decides for whatever reason that flower arranging is an art form of merit, and is willing to put resources into such behaviour, then guess what: Flower Arranging Is Art. And for some time, that was true in Japan.

    Your *particular* aesthetics are of limited consequence. It doesn't matter what *you* think is "Art". What matters is what society as a collective whole deems is Art is then "Art".

    It has nothing to do with Dadaism or Minimalism or any other particular method of Art making. Your very standards of Aesthetics are social products borne of the cultural, economic, and social contradictions of the time and place you live in.

    ANY sense of "relative merit of art" is purely parochial in space and time, again, dependent on the contradictions of the culture, economy, and society in which you live. As a consequence, there are no absolute metrics of judgment. There are only the metrics of judgment available at a particular time and place: your notion of "aesthetic standards" simply goes out the window.

    It's not even "wrong" - it's just irrelevant.

  7. Re:Relativism strikes again... on A.I. Developer Challenges Pro-Human Bias · · Score: 1
    your "critiques" of music are useless. Music is completely culturally bound. Listen to classical Japanese court music or Noh Plays. To western ears, it's dissonant shriekery. To the Japanese ear, it is not.

    I didn't say 4'33" was some great masterpiece of performance. What I said was "Cage gave us silence", which is the opposite of complexity. For that reason and its historical role as the refutation / logical conclusion to serialism, yes it is a masterpiece of composition.

    You hold a typically parochial North American middle class sensibility of such things. Read some Adorno and get back to me.

  8. Re:Relativism strikes again... on A.I. Developer Challenges Pro-Human Bias · · Score: 1
    Even how good a piece of music/art is.

    Wrong. Art is whatever the market says it is. If the (or a) market says that a toilet is art, it's art. If market says a 4x6 index card listing all the women I've had sex with is art, then, it's art.

    Cage provided us with Silence as music. Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music is about an hour's worth of shrieking feedback. Merzbow has made a career out of sheer noise. There is no metric for that. It is whatever people want it to be and are willing to pay for. Art and Music have nothing to do with metrics.

  9. Must be said: SEX PISTOLS on EMI Only Selling CDs To Mega-Chains From Now On · · Score: 1
    Their song, EMI.

    There's unlimited supply
    And there is no reason why
    I tell you it was all a frame
    They only did it 'cos of fame
    Who?

    E.M.I.
    E.M.I.
    E.M.I.

    Too many people had the suss
    Too many people support us
    An unlimited amount
    Too many outlets in and out
    Who?

    E.M.I
    E.M.I
    E.M.I

    And sir and friends are crucified
    A day they wished that we had died
    We are an addition
    We are ruled by none
    Never ever never

    And you thought that we were faking
    That we were all just money making
    You do not believe we're for real
    Or you would lose your cheap appeal?

    Don't judge a book just by the cover
    Unless you cover just another
    And blind acceptance is a sign
    Of stupid fools who stand in line
    Like

    E.M.I
    E.M.I
    E.M.I

    Unlimted edition
    With an unlimited supply
    That was the only reason
    We all had to say goodbye

    Unlimited supply (E.M.I)
    There is no reason why (E.M.I)
    I tell you it was all a frame (E.M.I)
    They only did it 'cos of fame (E.M.I)
    I do not need the pressure (E.M.I)
    I can't stand those useless fools (E.M.I)
    Unlimited supply (E.M.I)
    Hello E.M.I
    Goodbye A & M

  10. Are you taking incoming rounds? on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 1
    This is the incoming rounds wizard.

    Depending on the intensity of fire, you should choose one:

    ( ) run like the dickens
    ( ) duck
    ( ) shoot back
    ( ) shit your pants
    ( ) hit the dirt and return fire

    soldier chooses

    Are you sure you want to do that?

    soldier heaves device at enemy line. It is blown apart in mid-air like skeet.

  11. Re:Moodle? on Blackboard Patent Invalidated By Appellate Court · · Score: 1
    thanks! I'll check it out. There is also an IT stumbling block - the folks who implement Blackboard will be the ones to shuffle to Moodle, and given how entrenched Blackboard and all of its sucktasticness (sp?) in my school's IT managerial class, I don't know if I would even be allowed to use Moodle parallel to Blackboard, much less in place of...

    Sigh.

  12. Yay. on Blackboard Patent Invalidated By Appellate Court · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As a prof, I hate blackboard. It is the buggiest, stupidest, slowest education software I have ever had the misfortune to use.

    Hopefully this will kill them, and force TPTB to get something that actually works.

  13. Re:soundtrack on Tron Legacy Exposed · · Score: 1
    You clearly have ZERO understanding of the history and evolution of electronic music.

    "I can respect the pioneers of electronic music (Kraftwerk and Wendy Carlos)"

    Wendy? A bit of a pioneer, but more of a "settler" really. The real pioneers? Leon Termin, Pierre Schaeffer, Pierre Henry, John Cage, Daphne Oram, (and to a certain degree) Raymond Scott to name but a few.

    Wendy was pioneering in her usage of keyboard based voltage controlled synths and her performance and compositional techniques in using them. But mostly, she is well regarded (And rightfully so) as a populariser of synthesis, more than an inventor of new electronic music tropes or systems.

    Daft Punk played a significant role in that evolution. For starters, sampling didn't become a respected/legitimate technique until nearly 10 years after Daft Punk started doing it.

    WTF? You're an idiot. Tell that to the Beatles who used tape decks (there were no digital samplers then) and used them to significant effect in both their compositions (viz: Benefit of Mister Kite, I am the Walrus) or AS compositions (viz Revolution #9) all of which happened YEARS before Daft Punk was even born.

    And when the members of Daft Punk were in grade school, the Art of Noise, Colourbox, Brian Eno and David Byrne, and Grandmaster Flash and a variety of other rap artists were getting massive airplay using digitally sampled sounds.

    So, frankly, you really have no idea what you're talking about.

  14. Re:Cool. Now my music will change again. on Western Digital Announces 1TB Mobile HD · · Score: 1

    elegance - don't have to deal with the freakin' wall wart from a larger drive. Also, WD says the WD TV is optimised to work with WD passport drives. I don't really know what they mean by that, but I guess it is safe to consider it a good thing.

  15. Cool. Now my music will change again. on Western Digital Announces 1TB Mobile HD · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The plan: Get one of these TB drives and stuff it full of FLAC rips from my massive CD collection. Then USB it to a WD TV box and my cheapy $80 15in flat panel monitor, routing the audio to my insane audio system.

    Finally: Done.

  16. soundtrack on Tron Legacy Exposed · · Score: 1
    Frankly I thought the movie was pretty sucktastic, but the soundtrack by Wendy Carlos was pretty close to awesome.

    I wonder if they'll hire her again.

    RS

  17. Ivan KrstiÄ on Ivan Krstić Says Negroponte's Wrong About Sugar and OLPC · · Score: 1

    needs some vowels.

  18. Re:Billed to a Cell Phone number? Someone explain? on Facebook Lets Advertisers Use Pictures Without Permission · · Score: 1

    No idea how it works. All I know is that it is evil Evil EVIL!!!

  19. Just unplug the fucking thing on Scientists Worry Machines May Outsmart Man · · Score: 1

    if it gets out of line. It's not that hard.

  20. That stupid IQ test game on Facebook Lets Advertisers Use Pictures Without Permission · · Score: 1
    They use the faces of people who are in my FRIENDS LIST, and the whole thing is a cellphone scam, where you take the dopey IQ test, then to get your results, you have to give them the number to your cellphone which then gets billed (x) dollars. So, FUCK facebook and their excuses as to how they don't give pictures to 3rd parties. they don't INSOFAR as other people should not be able to use images for billboards etc. HOWEVER: if your advert is specifically within the facebook universe, they've got you.

    I turned off that option. the last thing I want are my baby pictures showing up as an advert for a swinging singles advert...

    RS

  21. Re:Not new on IBM Seeks Patent On Digital Witch Hunts · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So? You just copy and paste it into Word and fix all the typos.

    Then ,whoever has the "typo free" version gets blamed.

    What a dumb way to do things.

  22. And if you're wearing a tinfoil hat on Wireless Power Demonstrated · · Score: 1
    Your head explodes!

    Yay!!!

  23. I think they will do the right thing on US PTO Gives Microsoft Credit For Lotus's Homework · · Score: 1
    Because it is a "new" micro$oft - the old microsoft was a ronery place to be. The "new" microsoft will be a "clean and happy" place full of "Good Will and happy customers."

    Happy Happy Joy Joy.

  24. Meh - black servers have been around for years. on Pirate Bay's Anonymity Service Enters Beta Testing · · Score: 5, Informative
    Invitation only. Goes back to BBS days in the 80s. Pirate Bay are just making black servers "grey".

    Black Servers won't go away, because they are impossible to find and stop.

    RS

  25. Re:How about "Robots Only" on White House Panel Seeks Input On Spaceflight Plans · · Score: 1

    Cool - go for it - pay Virgin Atlantic to do that. We're talking NASA policy here, which needs to have the greatest information yield per dollar possible - not some rocket propelled rollercoaster ride for adrenaline junkies. That's what Virgin Galactic is for.