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  1. Re:Well... on Einstein Letter Goes on Sale · · Score: 1

    That's because CoE is one of the least dogmatic major Christian faiths.

  2. Re:Well... on Einstein Letter Goes on Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    And unless you *also* have a degree in Chocolate Philosophy

    I don't need a fancy-schmancy degree, I have the real world experience of having a sweet tooth the size of Alaska!

  3. Re:Bill Gatesism... on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 1

    but I've yet to discover any of this mythical 'HD porn'.

    Luddite. Try a torrent site or two.

  4. Re:"Thou hast been Punk'd"? on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 2, Funny

    but comparing it to an Ashton Kutcher show is just uncalled for.

    I dunno. I think it's make a great show:

    "Coming up on Thou Has Been Punk'd, we fool village know-it-all Moses into thinking God is speaking to him! Watch out, burning bush is in the hizzy!"

  5. Re:Never thought I'd see the day on NES Nudity Galore - The JUSTIN BAILEY Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Given the nature of Slashdot's death, I think that should be:

    5/7 NEVAR FORGET


    And, given the nature of Slashdot's nationality, I think that should be:

    5/7 NEVAR FORGET. Now, let's go invade the Ladies' Home Journal forums.
  6. Re:At the risk of being arrested... on CCTVs Don't Work in the UK · · Score: 1

    I envision a system where every person has a personal recorder that they carry around,

    Finally bought myself a cellphone, and with the 2GB card inside, I can do 3 hours of video easy. Granted, the resolution's crap, but if I slung it on a cord around my neck with the lens facing out, It would be practically painless to video huge chunks of my day.

    Spend just a little more money, and you can do what I described easier and far longer. Personal surveillance will be in everybody's hands soon if they want it.

  7. Re:Unless they're off the grid it isn't 100% on First Town In US To Become 100% Wind Powered · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You see, kids? This is why you don't automatically mod down AC posts. They usually win the thread.

  8. Re:So what did he say? Dynastic Succession... on San Diego GOP Chairman Alleged To Be a Fairlight Co-Founder · · Score: 1

    n case you hadn't noticed, there's a war of dynastic succession going on in the GOP. The Constitutionalists, Libertarian Minarchists, and a plethora of other freedom-loving people (mainly inspired by Ron Paul) are attempting to wrest the party from the death-grip of the neocon faction. It's just getting started, and it's already getting very ugly

    Such a nice fantasy. Shame it'll never happen. When the Christian Right "rump" disengages and forms its own party, I'll believe you. Remember, they believe they've had thousands of years of persecution to harden their pragmatism.

  9. Re:Here the propaganda machine starts again on An Inside Look At Iran's Nuclear Program · · Score: 1

    If you are against helping people in other countries then I suggest you also should be against all the medical and food aid we provide to 3rd world countries whether related or unrelated to natural disasters (e.g. 2004 asian tsunami)

    That's a silly argument. If aid money weren't a drop in the bucket compared to defense spending, you might have had a point.

  10. Re:It's actually correct on Google Sets Sights On 3D Map of the Oceans · · Score: 1

    Oh, alright, if you say so. Don't skip the pronoun next time, you lazy bastard!

  11. Re:Becaue it is more relevant than space on Google Sets Sights On 3D Map of the Oceans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hat's off to Google!

    <grammar nazi>Who is Hat and why is he going to Google?</grammar nazi>

  12. Re:So that means . . . on Facial Hair and Computer Languages · · Score: 1

    Someone should convince ZZ Top to make a new programming language called LEGS. [ducks]

    Well, if TFA is correct, the programming language created by two of the biggest beards in the world would create a paradigm shift so intense, the collateral damage would be astronomical!

  13. Re:Those Who Write on Performance Showdown - SSDs vs. HDDs · · Score: 1

    Disabling virtual memory on Windows is doable but not foolproof. For starters, don't bother if you have at least 1GB of RAM (more is very preferable), and be ready for Windows to die on you once in a while with no warning. (I know, I know, what's new about that?

  14. Re:Some people might consider connectivity importa on How Aftermarket Inkjet Ink Holds Up After a Year · · Score: 1

    Stop trying to tell someone else how to live theirs.

    LOL, you don't a lot of consulting, do you? Clients are children, they often have to be led everywhere by the hand.

    I mean, you can try and be nice and diplomatic and waste oodles of time, but by the 5th time you've heard some asshat complain about the price of laserjets after you've just explained everything to him, you learn to save some time and just cut them off at the pass.

  15. Re:Check out the size of the /. front page. on Average Web Page Size Triples Since 2003 · · Score: 1

    Not me. Unless a client needs more than just a 'e-billboard' for his site, I still aim for sizes that will fit on a floppy disc.

  16. Re:Would you buy a Metallica online album...? on Metallica May Follow In Footsteps of Radiohead, NIN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, you can't possibly be making the "it's popular therefore it's good argument"?!?

    GP has it right. After ...And Justice For All (1988), it was all a downhill slide from there.

  17. Re:Very large surface area needed on Solar Powered Microbes Manufacture Biofuels · · Score: 1

    Best comment I've read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh.

  18. Re:Lack of Flash?!?!?! on Negroponte Says Windows 'Runs Well' On XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    Flash runs fine on my XO. It's easy to install it and use it instead of Gnash.

    Screenshots, please. Although, you appear to be correct.

  19. Re:Where The Fault Lies on Pentagon Manipulating TV Analysts · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, it looks like she raided Two-face's wardrobe!

  20. Re:Where The Fault Lies on Pentagon Manipulating TV Analysts · · Score: 1

    Surely there are enough retired officers and enough military historians to use as a counterpoint.

    You're making the mistake of assuming that a counterpoint was wanted in the first place. Almost every single news organization in the western world is owned by a leviathan multinational. What makes you think they'd have any interest in counterpoints?

  21. Re:like the force on How Duct Tape Saved Apollo 17's Moon Buggy · · Score: 1

    Marketing. Those fuckers are worse than JoHos.

  22. Re:I Wonder on Laptops Can Be Searched At the Border · · Score: 1

    Since when is "loose morals" an illegal act?

    Beats me, but it's obviously good enough for a flamebait mod!

  23. Re:like the force on How Duct Tape Saved Apollo 17's Moon Buggy · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards. We're not pissed because they needed help, we're pissed because being a Jedi was initially presented as something almost anybody could do if they were willing to train long and hard, not as winners of some sort of microbiological lottery.

  24. Re:"bill of rights"? ugh... on Comcast, Pando Partner For "P2P Bill of Rights" · · Score: 1

    I demand a Bill of Rights for Slashdot Trolls!

    They've got one, stuffed full of goodies, such as "posting as AC", "sockpuppet accounts" and the ever popular "I whore half the time to be able to troll the other half".

  25. Re:Wha? on Demonoid Tracker Is Back Online · · Score: 1

    So what day of the month do they allow new memberships? How does one get an invitation?

    *Rolls eyes* It's not at all hard to get in. The second time I tried them, they must have just done a purge, because I signed up there and then.

    I'm assuming their resurrection will engender a lot of traffic. Give it a couple of weeks and you'll probably be able to register just fine.