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How Duct Tape Saved Apollo 17's Moon Buggy

Ant points out a story spotted on Boing Boing in which NASA "shares a story that turns back the clock 36 years to reveal the "key roll of duct tape in the Apollo program." The quality of the photographs from the moon always grabs me, and the duct-taped fender here is no exception.

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  1. Duct Tape by maz2331 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It just proves the old adage that "If you can't fix it with duct tape, then it's broken."

    1. Re:Duct Tape by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually that's not entirely true. A few years ago we were working in the field in the Arctic. I stumbled down a hill and broke my arm. The satellite phone wasn't working at the time, so our solution was to make an elaborate splint made entirely out of duct tape. It took 3 days to hike back to civilization but my arm didn't even need to be reset by the doctor.

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    2. Re:Duct Tape by RobDollar · · Score: 0

      Duck tape still works though, I always assume big operations use the branded stuff.

    3. Re:Duct Tape by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we fix the broken CSS on the idle section with some duct tape?

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    4. Re:Duct Tape by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      And thus the South rises again ;)

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    5. Re:Duct Tape by Schwartzboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I thought that it went "If you can't duck it..." and then ends with a two-word suggestion that I'm very very glad they didn't have to do to the moon buggy. I would think that it'd be physically impossible to do and not at all fun unless the buggy was, in fact, really cute.

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    6. Re:Duct Tape by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Actually i had a weak air conditioner duct joint that I used duct tape to help hold together and it fell apart constantly.

      Duct tape is perfect for everything but Ducts.

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    7. Re:Duct Tape by jellomizer · · Score: 1, Funny

      yes. place duct tape over spoys that dont display correctly. Or put the tape over your eyes and refesh the page. Now the CSS will display correctly or not but that if find just as long as you don't measure the results (by peaking)

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    8. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "If you can't fix it with duct tape, then it's broken." You forget about WD40.

      If it moves and is not supposed to, use Duct Tape.
      If it doesn't move and is supposed to, use WD40.

      If both of those fail, then I guess you can savely assume it's broken.
    9. Re:Duct Tape by sayfawa · · Score: 2, Funny

      The technical expression I prefer is "If it's not duct, it's fucked"

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    10. Re:Duct Tape by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Works on earth buggies, too. I can't count the number of times a coolant hose or a heater hose (coolant goes through the heater hose?) has gotten a hole and been patched with duct tape "to get to the auto parts store", and was still on the unreplaced hose when I sold or traded the car.

      It may be urban legend, but I heard the military calls it "hundred mile per hour tape" because once in some godforsaken jungle somewhere a helicopter broke a rotor (gunshot or something) and the mechanic duct taped it together, telling the pilot to "keep it under a hundred miles an hour".

      They used to seal ducts with the stuff.

      Has anyone ever taped ducks together with it?

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    11. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ventilation conduit != waterfowl

      Learn to say it right.

    12. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh please, like anyone is believing that story.

    13. Re:Duct Tape by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      the "hundred mile an hour tape" is actually stronger and much stickier than commercial duct tape. and dark green. but I heard it was called 200 mile an hour tape. as in don't fly your plane faster than that.

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    14. Re:Duct Tape by Amouth · · Score: 1

      atual Duct Tape.. not the Duck Tape people think of as the gray tape.. is extreamly good on Duct's..

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    15. Re:Duct Tape by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have taped a duck with duct tape. It was a pet duck that had been attacked by a dog and had a huge oozing wound on its back. We were trying to get bandages on it so it wouldn't get (as much) dirt and debris in the wound while it was healing, and gauze and medical tape wasn't enough. We used a combination of duct tape and vet wrap and basically made a sort of suit for the duck that wrapped around its chest and under its wings, to hold the bandages in place. It worked.

      Your coolant system patches must've used different duct tape than mine: the hot water melted the adhesive and it was leaking like a sieve in a dozen km. I managed to get home, barely.

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    16. Re:Duct Tape by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      Schrodinger, is that you?

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    17. Re:Duct Tape by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      Haha... that's a great story.

      I've read that the one thing duct tape sucks for is taping ducts. It makes a great fender though.

      Now I'm off to find some ducks...

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    18. Re:Duct Tape by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your first statement, I'm going to have to disagree with the latter. 1,420 times

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    19. Re:Duct Tape by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      We fixed an Air Brake on a jet wing with it.. "we called it ordnance tape but it's similar"

      It held up from Pensacola to Washington state.

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    20. Re:Duct Tape by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Duck Tape is only for taping ducks back together, or to each other. Why tape ducks together, you ask? Why not?

      Any other use is unsupported by the manufacturer.

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    21. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes you fucking McGyver.

    22. Re:Duct Tape by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      No, the only thing that should be used on ducts is aluminum tape. The shiny stuff.

      Don't you watch "Holmes on Homes"?

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    23. Re:Duct Tape by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Duct tape, mole grips, and a hammer. Universal tool kit.

    24. Re:Duct Tape by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      atual Duct Tape.. not the Duck Tape people think of as the gray tape.. is extreamly good on Duct's..
      And of course Duck Tape is extremely good on ducks!

      It's waterproof and shiny, so that covers functional and stylish... now if only they could do something about all the feathers stuck to it and the quacking... oh the endless quacking!

      I mean, it's TAPE people! Tape does not quack!
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    25. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Wrong, wrong, wrong! The steps of determining brokeness:

      1: If it moves and is not supposed to, use Duct Tape.
      2: If it doesn't move and is supposed to, use WD40.
      3: If neither 1 nor 2 apply, hit it with a hammer.
      4: ???
      5: It is broken.
    26. Re:Duct Tape by marklark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My experience with _gray_ duct-tape in the Antarctic is that it's absolutely pathetic in the cold.

      For this story to be true, the splint must have been applied indoors and kept under clothing.

    27. Re:Duct Tape by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It may be urban legend, but I heard the military calls it "hundred mile per hour tape" because once in some godforsaken jungle somewhere a helicopter broke a rotor (gunshot or something) and the mechanic duct taped it together, telling the pilot to "keep it under a hundred miles an hour".

      It's called "hundred mile an hour tape" because it will (according to legend) hold parts of aircraft on (like skin paneling) at speeds of up to a hundred miles an hours. (The submarine force sometimes calls it 'test depth tape' for the same reason.)
       
      FWIW - no force on earth is going to hold on a broken rotor blade. That is, if the unbalance caused by the weight of the tape doesn't get to it first.
    28. Re:Duct Tape by EvilRyry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right, I find it quite ironic that duct tape is against building code to use on ducts in most places.

    29. Re:Duct Tape by conlaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, Duck Tape supports a variety of uses for its product. In fact, they're now running an annual contest for the best prom outfits made from Duck Tape. Some of the entries from previous years can be found at: http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contests/prom/archive.asp

    30. Re:Duct Tape by happy_smile · · Score: 1

      Can we patch Vista by duct tape ?

    31. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used to tape ducts but actually, with steam ducts at least, the condensation just eats up the tape right away. Seems like the famous duct tape is most useless taping ducts!

    32. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you shouldn't use duct tape on ducts!

      Usage on ductwork

      To provide lab data about which sealants and tapes last, and which are likely to fail, research was conducted at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory Environmental Energy Technologies Division. Their major conclusion was that one should use anything but duct tape to seal ducts. (They defined duct tape as any fabric-based tape with rubber adhesive.) The testing done shows that under challenging but realistic conditions, duct tapes become brittle and fail.Its use in ducts has been prohibited by the state of California and by building codes in most other places in the U.S.

    33. Re:Duct Tape by electricbern · · Score: 1

      As a side effect you also got a nice wax on the ol' arm, eh?

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    34. Re:Duct Tape by doomy · · Score: 1

      Exactly same thing happend to me. I did the duct tape coolant pipe fix having heard about it from /. previously (oh boy).

      But 15 mins later it was leaking white smoke and driving the temp to max.

      In the end I just drove to the dealers with the heater on (to take the heat away from that area) and have them replace the faulty coolant pipes.

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    35. Re:Duct Tape by ATMD · · Score: 1

      He's fucking McGyver!

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    36. Re:Duct Tape by ztcamper · · Score: 1

      "duct tape is like The Force - it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together"

    37. Re:Duct Tape by Zencyde · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ew. I don't think ANYONE claimed to be fucking McGyver. Why such accusations?

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    38. Re:Duct Tape by jpellino · · Score: 1

      Works on horses in a pinch. Vet wrap isn't much for a cut on the back when you're on the trail and the patient stands 15 hands. Of course we never let the rider live that one down.

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    39. Re:Duct Tape by molecularaz · · Score: 1

      100% proof McGuyver was on the moon first. Commercials not included.

    40. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even duct tape works backwards in Antarctica!

    41. Re:Duct Tape by jmac1492 · · Score: 1

      I heard that hundred mile an hour tape refers to how fast you can drive a jeep with the roof patched shut before the tape tears off.

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    42. Re:Duct Tape by xeoron · · Score: 1

      UPS views anything taped up with duck-tape as broken, because it will likely get caught in there automated belt systems.

    43. Re:Duct Tape by markass530 · · Score: 1

      I think the correct phrase is "If you can't duck it, Fuck it"

    44. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, 100mph tape is a military grade tape made with steel fiber in it that is designed to withstand wind up to 100mph.

      It's a bit thicker than duct tape, and a hell of a lot harder to tear strips off of, but it can be used to patch damn near anything.

    45. Re:Duct Tape by brunokummel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Schrodinger, is that you?

      Yes and No!

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    46. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favourite quote

      "Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark and light side and it holds the universe togather."

    47. Re:Duct Tape by Arkaine101 · · Score: 1

      I actually like it better this way, honestly.

    48. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have taped a duck with duct tape...... It is actually called duck tape, duct tape is a common misspelling. I've never seen the so-called"duct tape" holding together ducts!
    49. Re:Duct Tape by kimvette · · Score: 1

      That's because it was never intended to be used for ducts; it was intended to be used to waterproof ammo boxes.

      If you use it on ducts (I've seen it used on ducts) it breaks down very quickly. Actual duct tape is usually adhesive-backed foil or mylar. Only idiots use Duck Tape for ducts.

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    50. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the majority of /. readers don't know that 15 hands is a measure of length.

    51. Re:Duct Tape by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      "Right, I find it quite ironic that duct tape is against building code to use on ducts in most places."
      Sorry buddy, but you're wrong here. Duct tape is still the preferred method to seal sheet metal, although duct sealant is also used. Most building departments are now requiring UL listed duct tape. Not the junk you buy in the hardware store, the good stuff can only be bought at the heating wholesale distributors. I'm a heating contractor, I work with it everyday.

      The foil stuff is fine but lacks strength and is too expensive for average use. And yes, duct tape won't even stick to itself when very cold. But after it's warmed and properly bonded, it's extremely strong.

      The moon buggy part of this story sounds wrong. Granted dust is bad for getting duct tape to stick to anything, but the cold vacuum of the moons surface would harden the glue and it shouldn't have worked as they described.

      But then again they weren't really on the moon, but a Hollywood studio, so never mind.

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    52. Re:Duct Tape by kasot · · Score: 1

      If you cant fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough.

    53. Re:Duct Tape by alzoron · · Score: 1

      For those who are confused, 15 hands is about one Volkswagen Beetle in height.

    54. Re:Duct Tape by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      WD40 is reasonable as a degreaser and water-repellant. It's a god-awful lubricant and doesn't last, as most of it evaporates fairly quickly, leaving a sticky mess. If you want penetrating oil, use some penetrating oil.

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    55. Re:Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have to use the F adjective? McGyver wouldn't!!

    56. Re:Duct Tape by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Hundred mile an hour tape is actually the aluminium repair tape (which is significantly different to duck/duct tape).

    57. Re:Duct Tape by clint999 · · Score: 0

      You've got it backwards. We're not pissed because they needed help, we're pissed because being a Jedi was initially presented as something almost anybody could do if they were willing to train long and hard, not as winners of some sort of microbiological
    58. Re:Duct Tape by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      would you please convert that to Libraries of Congress? Thanks.

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    59. Re:Duct Tape by AgentSmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry Hoss. You forgot the sun still shines on the moon.
      Without an atmosphere I would imagine it gets pretty toasty as well.

      Should be enough to warm adhesive.

    60. Re:Duct Tape by jpellino · · Score: 1

      My bad. It was too small for RhodeIslands and I didn't have a conversion to smoots. Turns out it's 0.895 smoots. (Honest to god the google search calculator did have this.)

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  2. ObRedGreen Ref by amccaf1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember, if the aliens don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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    1. Re:ObRedGreen Ref by bratwiz · · Score: 1


      Or tasty.

  3. The voids... by dauthur · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't hear duct tape rip in the vacuum of space. That is a sad fact.

    1. Re:The voids... by fear025 · · Score: 1

      As long as you were the one doing the ripping, you should still hear the sound transmitted through your gloves. It might be hard to hear, though, depending on the ambient noise generated by your suit.

    2. Re:The voids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither can you. So, there.

    3. Re:The voids... by AugustZephyr · · Score: 1

      [fart] excuse me.

  4. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just more proof of the shoddy fakery that NASA used when creating the moon landing hoax.

    1. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just more proof of the shoddy fakery that NASA used when creating the moon landing hoax. So, you're telling me that NASA faked the moon landing hoax? What are you trying to say, that we actually went to the moon?? Get bent!!

      You silly sod!! You conspiracy theorists are all alike!!
  5. Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by iamsamed · · Score: 1
    Duct Tape developed during WWII.

    Helped the Apollo 13 guys too.

    BUT, what's better for actually using on ducts is foil tape. Duct tape sucks for ducts and will fall off eventually. I'm trying to find why it's named "duct tape" to begin with when it appears to be invented for other things....

    Looking....

    1. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sealing ammo cans with cloth tape. Though the origin of the name is a controversy, the term is originally "Duck Tape" because water is repelled by the outside surface, thus making it good for ammo cans. You can get the can wet, pull it out of the wet, and since the water rolled off, open the can right away without getting much water in the can. Or, so the story goes.

    2. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, more likely IMHO, because the cloth it's made of is called duck cloth.
      http://www.sizes.com/materls/duck.htm/

    3. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought it was orginally called "Duck Tape" becasue the man who invented it used it to repair his boats. Back in those days it was made of duck cloth or "cotton duck", much sturdier than today's tape, and tar was used as the "glue" and waterproofer. When the modern manufactuer took over in world war two the tar was replaced with (then) moden glue and the waterproofing was a spray-on synthetic rubber, much like the macintosh raincoat. However the tape was used, as you said, for waterproofing ammo cans. It was soon used for much more.

      Yes, I call BS on you, too.

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    4. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Untrue. It was originally called "duck tape" because it was made with a strong fabric called "duck."

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    5. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "duck tape" because the cloth backing was originally "cotton duck".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_duck

    6. Re:Duct tape great for everything BUT ducts. by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      Not 100% sure. But, I believe that what we call duct tape was originally designed to be underwater tape.

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  6. Key Roll? by tit0.c · · Score: 3, Funny

    Key Roll of Duct Tape or Key Role?
    I guess both are valid...

    1. Re:Key Roll? by Major+Blud · · Score: 3, Funny

      Depending on who you ask, I think it's "GNU/Tape".

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    2. Re:Key Roll? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Heh, I read "Key Roll" and thought that meant that there was a special roll of duct tape they put on the Apollo missions for exactly such purposes, and while there may be other rolls on board, this one was the "Key Roll".

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  7. photos by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Informative

    The quality of the photographs from the moon always grabs me, and the duct-taped fender here is no exception.

    Medium-format sized negatives. Shitloads of light (large depth of field and high shutter speeds.) No atmosphere to bend light between subject and camera.

    Also, you've got really hard shadows because the light isn't diffused at all by an atmosphere.

    1. Re:photos by kris.montpetit · · Score: 1

      The quality of the photographs from the moon always grabs me, and the duct-taped fender here is no exception.

      Medium-format sized negatives. Shitloads of light (large depth of field and high shutter speeds.) No atmosphere to bend light between subject and camera.

      Also, you've got really hard shadows because the light isn't diffused at all by an atmosphere.


      My thoughts exactly. I was surprised, however, that some of the brutal more harmful radiation out there (which is filtered out by our atmospher and would be blinding) didn't fry the negatives-I guess this helps explain the slightly over exposed/hard light look of the photos

    2. Re:photos by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right. They're able to use very slow film - which helps with fogging from other sources. I believe they also stored the equipment and film in foil-lined cases for this very reason.

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    3. Re:photos by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's especially impressive considering the pictures were taken on Earth. *ducks*

    4. Re:photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the lights in a sound stage, is it any wonder the photos turned out so well?

    5. Re:photos by Circlotron · · Score: 1

      How come there are no tyre marks in the dust either in front of or behind the back wheel????

  8. Not Without My Duct Tape by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    You can tell them little green fellas I'm not gettin' on that thing with out my duct tape. I might need to terraform a planet, er somethin'

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  9. KEY roll of duct tape? by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would say that the roll of tape used on the Apollo 13 was much more important.

    It is interesting to think about dust in a vacuum, where if it is kicked up with a large forward velocity, it will fall back down on you or even ahead of you, whereas on Earth it would get pushed behind you by friction...

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  10. So, it's really "duck" tape. by iamsamed · · Score: 1

    Sealing ammo cans with cloth tape. Though the origin of the name is a controversy, the term is originally "Duck Tape" because water is repelled by the outside surface, thus making it good for ammo cans. You can get the can wet, pull it out of the wet, and since the water rolled off, open the can right away without getting much water in the can. Or, so the story goes. This guy says the same thing...assuming it's not your site :-)

    And, it looks like it really should be called "duck" tape then.

  11. US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 3, Funny
    My father was a civil service engineer at Mare Island Naval Shipyard, where he worked on the electrical systems of submarines.

    One day he found a roll of duct tape lying around somewhere on a sub that was in for repair. It didn't appear as if anyone was using it.

    However, one was not permitted to just remove stuff left lying around - someone might still be needing it.

    So dad went through the proper channels, which involved filing a form in which he requested the removal of the duct tape. This had to be signed by his manager. I don't remember clearly, but maybe it had to be signed by his manager's manager.

    Once the paperwork was all squared away, someone was sent in to the sub to remove the roll of duct tape - only to find that it wasn't there anymore!

    Your tax dollars at work!

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    1. Re:US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father [geometricvisions.com] was a civil service engineer at Mare Island Naval Shipyard, where he worked on the electrical systems of submarines.

      One day he found a roll of duct tape lying around somewhere on a sub that was in for repair. It didn't appear as if anyone was using it.

      However, one was not permitted to just remove stuff left lying around - someone might still be needing it.


      That's not as dumb as it sounds. The duct tape may have been important for something non-obvious, and taking it off the sub might have caused real problems.

      They probably wouldn't be able to surface near the shore of wherever-they-were-spying and go to the hardware store for more.

      If you think it's expensive checking on the duct tape, you should see what it costs to not have it when you need it.

    2. Re:US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by susano_otter · · Score: 0, Troll

      To the extent that this story might be true, your dad is an asshole who enjoys wasting my tax dollars and fucking around with irrelevant red tape than actually doing useful work.

      Obviously whoever was using the duct tape, being finished with it, took care of it when they were done with their work.

      How much of my tax dollars did your dad convert into useful work for my benefit while some other guy was cleaning up after himself?

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    3. Re:US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Once the paperwork was all squared away, someone was sent in to the sub to remove the roll of duct tape - only to find that it wasn't there anymore!

      That just goes to show, given a choice between duct tape and red tape, choose the duct tape.

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    4. Re:US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totallly, utterly made up story.

    5. Re:US Government Olive Drab Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't curse the people following the stupidity in the regs, curse those who originated the idea in the first place. Generally some desk-jockey somewhere with nothing else to do :)

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  12. the key roll of duct tape by wiredog · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Roll or role?

    1. Re:the key roll of duct tape by Rocketeer · · Score: 1

      I wrote the author of the article and asked the same question. I'd be embarrassed to have a typo on NASA's website... but perhaps he was trying to be clever.

  13. Cameras by maz2331 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Didn't NASA have a preference back then for Hasselblad medium-format cameras with really good Zeiss lenses?

    Pro-level gear with big film can give some really incredibly detailed photos.

    1. Re:Cameras by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Informative
      Didn't NASA have a preference back then for Hasselblad medium-format cameras with really good Zeiss lenses?


      Yup. Swedish engineered camera with German lenses. Pretty much the best of both worlds. For your information.

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    2. Re:Cameras by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing is, lately NASA has been primarily using relatively common digital SLR cameras. I'm not sure what modifications, if any, they've made. They do have thermal protection covers for EVA's, which are left off for photography from inside the station or shuttle.

      Most of the photos seem to be taken with Kodak DSC760's, a 6 MP camera dating back to 2001 that is limited to ISO400. Lately they've also started to use the newer 12 MP Nikon D2Xs.

      Granted, these are nicer than most ordinary Joe's own, but they are nothing extraordinary. However, just look at the detail they get during shuttle dockings at the ISS.

    3. Re:Cameras by dpilot · · Score: 1

      When you're talking over $1000/lb shipping to the moon, the cost difference between cheap and the very best becomes minor. Then when you add in the penalty for failure, you clearly want only the very best.

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    4. Re:Cameras by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      I spy with my little eye red-green chromatic aberration!

      No matter what camera you use, if your lens is bad, then your pictures aren't any better.

      35mm film, BTW, is about equivalent to 24MP, so their old medium-format Hasselblad cameras still kick the collective arses of these digital upstarts. Not having to develop the film IS convenient, however...

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  14. To mess with the conspiracy theorists... by iamsamed · · Score: 1
    I really want to go to those conspiracy sites pointing to this picture and say, "See! The Apollo Moon Landings WERE faked! Duck tape ONLY works when there's Oxygen!"

    Oh, pleeeeeeaaaase ?!?! Let me!

    1. Re:To mess with the conspiracy theorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or say something like the adhesive on the tape couldn't possibly stand up to the radiation of the sun.

    2. Re:To mess with the conspiracy theorists... by iamsamed · · Score: 1

      Or say something like the adhesive on the tape couldn't possibly stand up to the radiation of the sun.

      Oh, sweet!

      I'm getting some great material here. I may have to write a book and donate the proceeds to the EFF.

  15. Gorilla Glue Duct Tape by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    If you've never used the new Gorilla Glue Duct Tape, go out to Lowes or Home Depot right now and get yourself a roll.

    It's more expensive, about $10 a roll, but it really is the best tape out there. I've used it seal stuff outdoors and a year later, it's still holding. If NASA doesn't take a few rolls of this stuff to the moon, they're not paying attention.

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    1. Re:Gorilla Glue Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If NASA doesn't take a few rolls of this stuff to the moon, they're not paying attention.

            Umm sorry but you're the one who isn't paying attention if you think NASA will be able to afford to go to the moon at any time in the next 30 years or so...

    2. Re:Gorilla Glue Duct Tape by tzot · · Score: 1

      If NASA doesn't take a few rolls of this stuff to the moon, they're not paying attention.

            Umm sorry but you're the one who isn't paying attention if you think NASA will be able to afford to go to the moon at any time in the next 30 years or so...

      So, is this incorrect?
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    3. Re:Gorilla Glue Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to use Mil-spec duct tape, and it was impressively better than the commercial grade stuff. Much higher temperature ratings (we were taping/fabricating exhaust ducts for temporary process furnace installations). I miss that stuff.

      I'll have to try the Gorilla Glue tape.

  16. I duct taped a friend to a wall by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    In the dorms at Porter College at UC Santa Cruz.

    I had him stand on a chair, then applied tape liberally. When I was all done, I removed the chair.

    He stayed up there for five minutes, but eventually had to come down as it was getting very uncomfortable.

    Another friend who was an art major made a tasteful arrangement of the leftover tape, stuck back on the wall where he had been. He then typed up a little sign that commemorated the event, and said that I was a conceptual artist who is often compared to Cristo.

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    1. Re:I duct taped a friend to a wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We did that to my roommate my freshman year, too -- but it was because we didn't like him. The RAs helped.

    2. Re:I duct taped a friend to a wall by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the good old college days! I have a formula for a recipe for instant humiliation that myself and a group of lounge slackers made during my college years. 17 bored & tired college students in a lounge + 1:36am + 1 sleeping student in a chair + 1 roll of Duct Tape == Lawlz Basically, we were all tired and bored on a weekend when one of our friends fell asleep in a chair. One of us (not me sadly) pointed at the sleeping student and then pointed to a roll of duct tape on a desk... After we taped our victim's hands and feet together and then taped him to the chair and he STILL remained asleep.

      Not to be bested by his exhaustion, I helped carry him outside where we proceeded to tape him to a lamp post.

      Still no sign of consciousness from our drowsy comrade.

      ..........

      The laughs and flashes from the cameras managed to rouse our hapless victim to his rude awakening.

      Duct taped to a chair, which was duct taped 3 feet in the air on a lamp post, with liberal application of make-up and a sign that said "Man Whore -$5"

      Personally, I'm amazed he ever forgave us.

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  17. like the force by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Funny

    light side, dark side, holds the universe together, blah blah blah. Unfortunately, George Lucas ruined this joke, since duct tape isn't made my symbiotic microorganisms living inside everything.

    1. Re:like the force by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Boy! This slashdot page is really broken.
      [ABCDEFGHHJKLMNO]
      ^ That is the width of the comment entry field.

      Anyways, back off topic. I shuddered when I heard midichlorians. Then, in order to bring sanity back to the Star Wars universe, I decided that these midichlorians didn't *Generate* the force, they merely found beings who were strong with the force to be good habitats. So your midichlorian count mirrored your capabilities for using the force, but did not contribute towards it.

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    2. Re:like the force by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry to crush your dreams, but the force is purely a nepotistic force. Unless your dad was a Dark Lord of the Sith, the force will not be strong with you. The only thing you will be able to foresee is a life serving fries at McDonalds to the one handed children of Sith Masters.

      Actually, the midichlorians thing really got me too :( I like your explanation. Darn parasitic midichlorians..

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    3. Re:like the force by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Anyways, back off topic. I shuddered when I heard midichlorians. Then, in order to bring sanity back to the Star Wars universe, I decided that these midichlorians didn't *Generate* the force, they merely found beings who were strong with the force to be good habitats. So your midichlorian count mirrored your capabilities for using the force, but did not contribute towards it.

      I really don't get the angst against midichlorians. Why get so uptight about an attempt to come up with an actual explanation of the force that wasn't akin to medieval religion ?

    4. Re:like the force by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      because people like aspiring to more or less godlike powers and the fact that the jedi and sith needed any kind of help to do all that 'magic', that they weren't gods by themselves pisses off everyone.
      i would personally choose having weak telekinetic powers on my own rather than some machine reading my mind and moving objects as i please :D

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    5. Re:like the force by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      light side, dark side, holds the universe together, blah blah blah. Unfortunately, George Lucas ruined this joke, since duct tape isn't made my symbiotic microorganisms living inside everything.

      Well at least now we know why he came up with them.

      He probably considered the duct tape joke to be infringing on his Star Wars IP rights, and since the courts wouldn't take him seriously, he took other steps.

      Well played, Lucas. Well played.

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    6. Re:like the force by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      You've got it backwards. We're not pissed because they needed help, we're pissed because being a Jedi was initially presented as something almost anybody could do if they were willing to train long and hard, not as winners of some sort of microbiological lottery.

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    7. Re:like the force by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Why get so uptight about an attempt to come up with an actual explanation of the force...?

      Because it sucks the mystique, the wonder, out of it. It's like having a magic trick explained to you. Once you see how it's done, the illusion is over.

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    8. Re:like the force by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Regarding your sig. what did the suckers ever do to you that you wish to insult them so?

    9. Re:like the force by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Marketing. Those fuckers are worse than JoHos.

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    10. Re:like the force by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      because people like aspiring to more or less godlike powers and the fact that the jedi and sith needed any kind of help to do all that 'magic', that they weren't gods by themselves pisses off everyone.

      I just don't see how the midichlorians are different to any other aspect of an individual's physique. Just like some people are better runners, have better co-ordination or build up muscle easier, some would be more predisposed to being able to manipulate the "Force".

      I certainly found midichlorians a far more satisfying explanation than the mysticism/magic of earlier episodes.

    11. Re:like the force by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      You've got it backwards. We're not pissed because they needed help, we're pissed because being a Jedi was initially presented as something almost anybody could do if they were willing to train long and hard, not as winners of some sort of microbiological lottery.

      It's made clear that midichlorians are present in "all things". Presumably in sentient, biological beings they do nothing except indicate how easily one can learn to manipulate the "Force". In that, they're no different to other physiological attributes that engender certain individuals with better stamina, higher muscle density, etc.

    12. Re:like the force by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "We're not pissed because they needed help, we're pissed because being a Jedi was initially presented as something almost anybody could do if they were willing to train long and hard..."

      Being a Jedi isn't like being Batman. There are enough references like "the force runs strong in our family" in the canon to indicate that one's ability to use the force is genetic, and inheritable.

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  18. Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by kraemate · · Score: 2, Informative

    Duct tape saved the day during Apollo 13 too, when they were having CO2 problems. Those guys jury-rigged the Lithium Hydroxide canister of the command-module (which were square), into the LEM(which had round canisters).
    Saved the day. Without it, the astronauts would have died of CO2 poisoning. Apparently, the design was so good, it became a standard emergency procedure in future missions.

    1. Re:Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by somersault · · Score: 1

      Why not just make all lithium hydroxide canisters the same shape? Bah.. inventing zero-g pens when you can use a pencil and all.. always having to make everything so complicated!

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    2. Re:Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I thought pencils could generate graphite dust, and splinters of broken graphite when points broke, and creating shavings which have to be stored when sharpened. Of course, I think the Russian space program found these troubles acceptable.

    3. Re:Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp
      Please stop perpetuating rumors.

    4. Re:Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut the crap about the Zero-G pen. Pencils in space are a bad idea. Wood burns, graphite dust is electrically conductive and ends up in circuits where it shouldn't, etc. The Fisher space pen was developed on Fisher's dime, not the taxpayers. The Soviets ended up using them too.

      http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

    5. Re:Played a bigger role in Apollo 13 by somersault · · Score: 1

      Didn't know it was just a rumour, thanks for pointing it out (as several others have done too). My main point is still valid though - things should be kept as simple as possible, where possible. Especially for life and death stuff like this. The pen thing only came into my head as I was already writing my post.

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  19. Filthy astronauts. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    They also used duct tape to fix the stereo, so they could keep driving their moon buggies through our neighborhoods at all hours of the night playing that theme from "2001" real loud.

    1. Re:Filthy astronauts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need no moon cheese baby!

  20. Back when we really had a Pioneer program by arakon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we should go back a bit to that kind of space exploration. Boot-strap, Cowboy style. There are so many regs and safety issues with today's space program that with all the bureaucracy it's a wonder we get anything off the ground at all. Lets just start with some quantity, launch anything with a higher than 50% survival rate.

    How many people do you know that would jump on an opportunity for a manned mission to mars? Just to be the first to do it. Even if you don't make it, you'd still provide useful information and go down in history as a great pioneer. Hell there is a certain religion or two down here that have people clamoring all over their selves to die for some glorious amorphous cause. Put them to work. Launch those space monkeys up there so they can be closer to their [Deity].

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    1. Re:Back when we really had a Pioneer program by joggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know that's much more the old Russian style, not the US style. We were never so gung-ho that we would find a 50% survival rate acceptable. The US was very meticulous and careful during the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs. The only fatalities that resulted from the program were the Apollo 1 astronauts. After that, there was a huge delay as they did a thorough investigation into the cause of the accident and made many changes to make it safer (not using pure oxygen in the capsule, better wiring, made it easier to open capsule door, etc.). If another accident had occurred soon after it was quite possible that the entire Apollo program would have been canceled.


      The Russian program, in contrast, had many accidents and were willing to launch men on a mission to the moon with almost no hope of them returning. They never got that far though (thank God) since we took the wind out of their sails by getting there first--not to mention their continuing difficulties of keeping their rocket from malfunctioning.

    2. Re:Back when we really had a Pioneer program by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      How many people do you know that would jump on an opportunity for a manned mission to mars?


      Me! Let's go NASA. My bags are packed and everything is in order. I can leave on Sunday (have a yard sale on Friday and Saturday).


      Just to be the first to do it.


      My point exactly. I told my dad this same thing on our way back from a ham fest a month ago. I would love to be the first human to set foot on Mars. No traffic, no idiots to deal with, red women to ogle. It would be a blast!


      go down in history as a great pioneer.


      Yeah, that too. Just think, a statue of myself, arm outstretched, reaching for the stars. I'd probably have a high school named after me.

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    3. Re:Back when we really had a Pioneer program by Dmala · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, that too. Just think, a statue of myself, arm outstretched, reaching for the stars. I'd probably have a high school named after me.

      Awesome. And I will totally send my kids to Smooth Wombat High.

  21. Three things you need to fix anything by cwills · · Score: 4, Funny
    The three things you need to fix anything in the universe.
    1. Duct Tape
    2. WD-40
    3. A Hammer

    • If it moves and it shouldn't - use Duct Tape
    • If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40
    • If neither of those work, use the hammer
    1. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by somersault · · Score: 1

      If the hammer doesn't work, you may need to use Chuck Norris.

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    2. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by Udo+Schmitz · · Score: 1

      I'd like to apply the third option to the idle.slashdot.org-Layout, please.

    3. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Funny

      If the hammer doesn't work, get a bigger hammer.

      Always be worried when you see someone that works with computers carrying a 30 pound sledge hammer with a big smile on his/her face.

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    4. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by AugustZephyr · · Score: 1

      I only use one rule:
      If it doesn't fit, force It. If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway.
      Works for just about* everything

      *NOTE: do NOT use this rule in the bedroom

    5. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by ledow · · Score: 1

      You've forgotten at least two of the universal solutions:

      Superglue
      Blu-Tak

    6. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      The three things you need to fix anything in the universe.
      Duct Tape
      WD-40
      A Hammer


      Foreplay?

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    7. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by sjames · · Score: 1

      Superglue is just liquid duck tape.

    8. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      If the bigger hammer doesn't work, get a trebuchet.

      Trebuchet: If it's not the answer, you are asking the wrong question.

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    9. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the hammer doesn't work, get a bigger hammer.

      Always be worried when you see someone that works with computers carrying a 30 pound sledge hammer with a big smile on his/her face. Paperclips are much more dangerous :) :A
    10. Re:Three things you need to fix anything by somersault · · Score: 1

      I wonder - has anyone ever tested if it superconducts? Or superconducks as the case may be..

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  22. It also... by boris111 · · Score: 1

    removes warts. Or so I hear.

    1. Re:It also... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      This does work; I removed two plantar warts from my feet using duct tape (in Iraq, no less- my boots were agravating the condition.

      Use about a dime-sized patch on the wart. You can cover over that with surgical tape if you need to keep it from rubbing off. Change the tape each day, but leave it on 24/7 other than that. It took me about 2 1/2 weeks to completely remove the wart.

      This was about a year ago, and it has not come back. There is also some actual medical research that supports this.
      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/10/14/health/main525523.shtml

      -b

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  23. If at first you don't succeed... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...use more duct tape!

    -- Red Green

  24. Slow news day? by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slow news day on BoingBoing and/or Slashdot? This is a pretty well known piece of history.

  25. DUCK tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was originally called "duck" tape because the way it repels water poured on it is similar to a duck's back.

  26. Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's white on one side, grey on the other, and holds the world together?

  27. Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by DanQuixote · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why are there no tracks before or after that tire?

    Was the photo just after assembly, but before movement?

    There's an astronaut sitting in it, how could he possibly wait for a photo shoot before hitting the gas?

    I would expect more footprints around the thing if it were just after assembly.

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    1. Re:Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      You'll notice that one of the footprints is half filled in with dust. Every step would move the dust around, that's probably what happened to the tire tracks as well.

    2. Re:Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 3, Informative

      Good observation.

      This is what I see in the photo: if you look at the front right wheel, you'll see an S-shaped trench leading away from it, going off-camera in the bottom-right of the image. You'll also notice that at the bottom-right of the image a footprint appears which seems to have significantly altered the trench. Actually it looks like it filled it in.

      The moondust is very light and prone to redistribution (that's the whole point of TFA, in fact), so perhaps just stepping near a tire-track is enough to fill in the trench (after the dust settles)? If so, then when you look at the back-right wheel, you'll see that there are footprints there which may have disturbed the ground and filled in the trench from the wheel (especially since he would have had to walk all over the place near that wheel while performing the repair). Actually there are some faint indications of where a track may have once been.

      I'm certainly no expert in these kinds of things, but it seems to me that working near the vehicle would quickly disturb any tracks, because of how light the rocks and dust are on the moon.

    3. Re:Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird isn't it? I wondered if anybody else noticed.

    4. Re:Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by skidisk · · Score: 1

      Cernan accidentally tore the fender off right after they unloaded the rover from the lunar module. They hadn't driven anywhere yet.

    5. Re:Ammo for the conspiracy theorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The designers failed to take into account that there were no gas stations to fill up with on the moon. As a side note the spare can of gas was left on the landing pad (empty anyway). But even if they had the gas, the carberator wasn't attached and there was no oxegen supply. In essence it was a push to go vehicle (later we found that this was an oversized grocery cart never intended to leave walmart. RIAA is now suing for the copyright violation. We have decided that this vehicle was bought on auction in Council Bluffs, IA (reported stolen the day after launch, CB police are still looking for it, and have freed 3 drug dealers and convicted 2 innocent families due to not being able to locate the vehicle or any proof of its existence) as a side note there is a theory about a possibly competent police officer in CB of course it shares a headline with a bigfoot sighting.

  28. It's like the Force by Deadstick · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    rj

  29. Wet Ammo? by maz2331 · · Score: 2

    That's cool, but does it really matter if rifle ammo gets wet? Cartriges are pretty well sealed, and you can store a round of ammo under water for months, pull it out and fire it immediately.

    Maybe for other stuff like electronics or such. But ammo?

    1. Re:Wet Ammo? by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      You might be able to get away with dunking Swiss GP11* under water for months, but I doubt you could pull that off with anything that NATO's using.

      *: They use wax to create a seal between the bullet and case mouth.

    2. Re:Wet Ammo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While its true most ammo is water resistant, if your casings get corroded, they will jam your gun.

    3. Re:Wet Ammo? by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      Its not so much that cartridges can't get wet, but if you got water in an ammo can it wouldn't dry out. You'd have moldy ammo. Especially a problem for machine gun ammo where the belt was made of cloth. Also, you'd want to keep clips for the M1 Garand pretty clean, so that they would feed well.

    4. Re:Wet Ammo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ammo definitely can get wet. Usually there is a rolled ribbing in bullet where the case is crimped into. Moisture can definitely get through there, when submerged air will want out, water will come in. Sometimes they seal ammo with lacquer, or red stuff that is basically nail polish. It cracks easily and is no guarantee. I make my own ammo and have done such tests with inconsistent results, same results I get with mil-spec ammo.

    5. Re:Wet Ammo? by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      You don't want the springs in the magazine to rust. Your bullets might be fine, but the moment your springs start rusting, you're kind of screwed.

    6. Re:Wet Ammo? by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      NATO? I'm talking about a reload. Just for kicks I took a 9mm reload, put it in a cup of water for 2 weeks, then took it out to the range. It went "bang".

      Centerfire ammo is waterproof.

  30. There are probably full audio for this on the LSJ by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Lunar Surface Journal over here: (more specifically on the Apollo 17 page of course)
    http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/alsj/frame.html

    Craploads of imagery from all surface missions, full transcripts, and audio. :)

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  31. Duct tape saved my weekend by Ang31us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, sort of...My housekeeper was cleaning and noticed (or perhaps caused) a hole about the size of a silver dollar in the drain pipe underneath my kitchen sink. The area around the hole was a corroded and basically everything that went down the drain ended up going out of the hole. I live in an apartment building where the super takes forever to fix things, so I had to come up with a stop-gap solution. First, I just put a bucket under it when I was just using water, but that was going to start to get really gross when I wanted to wash that night's frying pans, so I did not wash them that evening.

    The next morning, it hit me, I could wrap the pipe with duct tape to seal the hole and it worked! I cleaned my dishes, pots, pans and made pasta on Saturday; it even held up when I poured the boiling water down the drain.

    Not quite a NASA moon mission, but I did gain a new appreciation for duct tape.

  32. Don't let facts get in the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Bah.. inventing zero-g pens when you can use a pencil and all.. always having to make everything so complicated!


    That is actually a myth

    The "space pen" was developed entirely by a private company in hopes that they could make millions selling it to suckers who would think it was cool.

    1. Re:Don't let facts get in the way by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      The "space pen" was developed entirely by a private company in hopes that they could make millions selling it to suckers who would think it was cool.
      You've never actually used a space pen, have you? You'll get my bullet pen when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
    2. Re:Don't let facts get in the way by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I had a Fisher Space Pen and loved it, until it turned out to be falsely advertised. It claims to write at any temperature, but it would not write at all when it was a scant -20F (-28C) out. I was very disappointed.

  33. You're right, I looked it up by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Duct tape

    "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver coincidence, I think NOT!" ~ Oscar Wilde

    Duct Tape has amazing adhesive propertiesDuct Tape is the preferred material for Tuxedo construction. It is also a mystical force with a light side and a dark side. It is said to bind the Universe together, and this, combined with the moral duality of the substance, has made it a coveted object of power and worship among several religions, including the Druids(otherwise known as Jedi.) In fact, the bible states that on the third day, God invented Duct Tape.

    The Duc(k)t Tape Conspiracy
    Duct tape is, obviously, made of ducks. Only an idiot would say it's not. However, nobody is completely sure just how the factoris make it. Some say that after the cute little duckies hatch they are ground into powder, which is mixed with water and forms a glue. Others say they don't know. Whatever the method, duct tape is made of ducks.

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  34. Duct Tape, Obligatory ref ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Well, Duct Tape is an Astronauts best friend... old Harold decided to run out of the lander without his pants on. That's somethin' he probably won't try again soon."

  35. Rumor on Usenet has it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that NASA calls it rocket tape.

  36. It also played a huge role in Apollo 13. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The astronauts had to build an air-scrubber canister adapter (the LM used round canisters, while the CSM used square canisters) so that CO2 would not build to toxic levels.

    It was improvised from common materials found in the spacecraft, all held together by duct tape.

    Without duct tape, the Apollo 13 astronauts probably would not have survived.

  37. been done before by NASA? by v1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I seem to recall the "Huston, we have a PROBLEM" mission (Appolo 13?) that they used duct tape to make the other CO2 filters mechanically compatible when they had to spend more time in orbit than they could manage just on the service module's filters. (one set was round and the other set was square)

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    1. Re:been done before by NASA? by objekt · · Score: 1

      They clearly say "Houston, WE'VE HAD a problem"

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  38. Gaffa's better. by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gaffer tape is vastly superior to duct tape.

    Easier to tear, less residue, matte surface.

    Need I go on?

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    1. Re:Gaffa's better. by SkyDude · · Score: 1
      Gaffer tape is vastly superior to duct tape.
      Easier to tear, less residue, matte surface.
      Need I go on?

      It is, but it's about 4x-5x the price. Good ole' Duck tape can be bought for $4/roll US, but good gaffer tape is at least $19/roll or more.

      Besides, they only people that know the difference are AV types.

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  39. Slightly off topic... by owlnation · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try searching for "Moon buggy" in Wikipedia.

    And good luck with that. You'll turn up nothing but "articles" linked to commercial products. You have to use "Lunar Rover". (And it's an article ripped form a single source (albeit NASA))

    I wonder if someone could fix Wikipedia's search engine with duct tape? Though I suspect that it's far beyond that kind of repair.

  40. It's not towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Hitchhikers guide didn't say ANYTHING about duct tape...guess i better go find a grey waterproof towel with ducks on it

  41. Re:There are probably full audio for this on the L by Jugalator · · Score: 1
    OK, I found what's in this article now...

    On the Apollo 17 page -> The First EVA -> Flag Deployment and ALSEP Off-Load:

    118:51:20 Cernan: Oh, you won't believe it.
    118:51:25 Schmitt: You did it again.

    [Jack is guessing that Gene hit the wrong gravimeter button.]

    118:51:26 Cernan: No!! There goes a fender.
    118:51:28 Schmitt: Oh, shoot!
    ---
    118:52:06 Cernan: And I hate to say it, but I'm going to have to take some time to try...I'm going to have to try to get that fender back on.
    118:52:13 Parker: Okay. Was it the rear fender, Geno?
    118:52:17 Cernan: Yeah. Caught it with my hammer, and it just popped right off. (Pause)
    ---
    118:52:35 Cernan: Jack, is the tape under my seat, do you remember?

    [This is a roll of very ordinary, gray duct tape.]

    118:52:38 Schmitt: Yes.
    118:52:39 Cernan: I may need it. Okay. Lithium hydroxide canister to middle.
    ---
    118:52:49 Cernan: Man, you're wobbling around like a...How are you doing?
    118:52:53 Schmitt: Oh, fine. It's just...It's work going out here!
    118:52:56 Cernan: Yeah, I'll bet it is. Just take it easy.
    118:52:58 Schmitt: I am.
    118:52:59 Cernan: I'm going to be a little bit behind you (on the timeline) if I have to work on that fender, anyway.
    118:53:01 Parker: Yeah, you can walk a bit more slowly than you're walking, Jack.
    118:53:03 Schmitt: Okay, more and more...(Hearing Bob) What's that?
    118:53:08 Parker: I said that you can walk more slowly than you started out, anyway.
    ---
    118:54:10 Cernan: Well, if it wasn't for that fender, I'd be ready to go. Makes me sort of mad! (Long Pause)
    118:54:33 Parker: I say there, Jack, that looks like a big rock there beyond you.
    118:54:40 Cernan: That's the one we were talking about. Earlier.
    118:54:43 Parker: We believe you now. (Pause)

    .... and so on. Actually, the raw transcripts are more fun to read IMHO. ;)

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  42. real story is Apollo 11 being saved by ink pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't see why this is such a big deal.

    Considering that without an ink pen, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin probably would have died on the moon.

    They broke a critical circuit breaker needed for the ascent engine on their egress for the first space walk.

    They had brought no tools, in order to save weight. Aldrin ended up using the ink pen to activate the inside of the circuit breaker.

    http://thewritersedge.com/story.main.cfm

    To me that's a bigger story than non-essential redneck car repair.

  43. I remember it well! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I remember the duct tape well...as a 10 year old kid, those grainy images and sounds fascinated me. About a year after Apollo 11, they brought it up to the state capital. Made my parents drag me up there to see it. Looking inside that tiny capsule was a treat...just to think where it had been.

  44. Don't forget the other important tool by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    All space flights should have duct tape and a lowly carbon rod on board.

    1. Re:Don't forget the other important tool by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      lowly carbon rod

      That's "inanimate carbon rod", you insensitive clod!

      In Rod We Trust.

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  45. Re:There are probably full audio for this on the L by dedazo · · Score: 1
    Everybody knows we never went to the moon. That's a sound stage on Mars. Wake up people!!1!!

    (with apologies to xkcd)

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  46. Duct Tape== Gun Tape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's why in the Canadian Forces we call it Gun Tape. Tho it would have come from the artillery, I guess, since small arms are rifles.
    Anyone else call it Gun Tape? All my civilian friends look at me weird when I say that.

  47. Re:There are probably full audio for this on the L by HardCase · · Score: 1

    Gene Cernan, in the mission summary:

    "You know, it's kind of sad that in addition to all the other problems we'd have in going back to the Moon - like it's going to take twice as long as it did the first time (15 to 20 years versus 8) - I don't know that we have the mentality today to build upon what we did on Apollo. And it's sort of sad. Because if we went back again next week or next year or in another decade - which we probably won't, unfortunately, because it's going to be another generation - I don't know if we would have the mentality - I don't want to say 'guts' - to take the kind of risks we did when we did it the first time. Landing on the Moon was a risk. And I believe our inability to take risk today wouldn't allow us to do what we did when we did it. And that's a sad commentary; and I really feel strongly about that."

    I was 7 years old when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon. The astronauts were my heroes when I was growing up. Gene Cernan was right and it breaks my heart.

  48. Re:There are probably full audio for this on the L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh... the good old Lunar Surface Journal. Does that have any relation to Orbital Debris Quarterly?

    I really gotta get a subscription to these things. Just in case I'm worried about things crash-landing on me... on the moon.

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  50. wow... by Dreamsleep · · Score: 1

    now i've seen everything.
    so much for laughing whenever i hear some one say "Don't worry, I'll just fix it with some duck tape".

    Of course the last time i heard that had to do with the hood on a 1979 lincoln continental...

  51. Duct Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think the actual saying goes:
    "if you can't fix it, duck it - if you can't duck it, f@*k it!"

  52. Hasselblads vs Nikon Jellybeans vs. duct tape by heroine · · Score: 1

    The Hasselblads they had in the old days sure beat the crummy Nikons they use now.

    Would be funny to see if duct tape was on the payload manifest or if someone swapped their jelly bean allocation for it.

  53. No tracks by cubakos · · Score: 0

    Can someone explain how can it be that there are no tracks of tires?
    OTOH you can see footprints...

  54. Is this the oldest "news" yet posted to slashdot? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Wow this is a slow news day. I remember watching the duct tape thing live on TV back when it happened. This is not newly released information.

    The question everyone asked was "how coud you tear off a fender by brushing against it with a hammer?" the answer was the it and everything sent to the moon was very thin and only just strong enough to do it's job. The fender was only designed to deflect dust, not hammer handles. same with the skin of the lunar lander, Not much thicker then aluminum foil. As I remember the LM operated at a very reduced pressure of about 1/5 of an atmosphere so the skin could be very thin as not much pressure was inside. Same with the space suits and every nut bolt and screw -- all as light as possible.

    It reminds me of a sign that the guy in charge at Lotus, the sports car company had. His name was Chapman and the sign is reported to read "If it is not just about ready to break, it is to heavy."

  55. It might keep Ballmer from spewing, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...somehow I'm thinking even a big, fat roll isn't going to fix Vista....

  56. Consipricy Fodder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of footprints around the buggy, but NO roll in or roll out tire prints did it also hover ?

  57. Isn't everyone missing the obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know McGiver was an astronaut.

  58. Three^D^D^D^D^DFour things you need... by Ganesh999 · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't move and it should - sling the WD40 & use diesel fuel + blowtorch instead.

    At room temperature, diesel won't penetrate like WD40. However, 95% of the time 1 squirt of diesel + heat (hence blowtorch or hair dryer) will free the stubbornest fit, where even a full can of WD40 won't do the job.

    And to keep things lubricated, diesel is definitely best, as any motorcyclist who's hit a patch on the road will attest (ouch).

    Cheers,

    C

  59. quality of photographs in 1970s by yulek · · Score: 1

    The quality of the photographs from the moon always grabs me

    why?

    photography had already been around for 100+ years at the time. the astronauts had hasselblads and were shooting on the best medium format film available.

    http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/a11-hass.html

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  60. Possible protection for ducks from each other? by Nontagonist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How would Duck Tape be applied in this scenario to protect the pursued duck?

    "The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker. ..."

    from:

    http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

    Regards, Non.

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