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  1. first on Ruby on Rails 1.0 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    can I get a w00t?

  2. In defense of the fence on Torvalds Says 'Use KDE' · · Score: -1

    I want to shit all over your face
    I want to shit all over your fucking face

    Yes sir, I've been eating mexican food for weeks
    and the diarrhea is about at its peak
    but today I had a little bit of Indian food
    and that kicked it up a notch or two

    I want to shit all over your face
    I want to shit all over your fucking face

    Diarrhea spewing everywhere
    even some of it will get in your hair
    shit shit shit shit, shit in your face
    put put put put, put you in your place

    I want to shit all over your face
    I want to shit all over your fucking face

    Shitface!

  3. Re:The real acid test will be Henrico, VA on Intel Calls $100 Laptops Undesired Gadgets · · Score: -1

    If anyone gets kicked in the balls over one, then these laptops are gold.

    I'll lick some balls for one.

  4. XBox 360? More like SexBox 69 on Microsoft Loses $126 Per Unit on XBox 360 · · Score: -1

    You see, when I was 18, I went to college.
    There were many boys on my dormitory floor.
    They had large yummy penises.
    I did most of the sucking and swallow lots of loads.

    Then this boy thought me the meaning of a number,
    that has more significance than I ever though possible.
    He sucked on my dick, I sucked on his,
    it was more pleasurable than the first guy I kissed.

    SexBox 69, two dicks getting sucked at the same time
    SexBox 69, I suck your dick and you suck mine

    (break-down)
    Suck a dick! I'm sucking your dick, you're sucking mine
    I want to do this, all the time. My cock is getting hard
    just singing this song, I can see your hard through that
    sexy thong... SUCK A DICK!

    SexBox 69, two dicks getting sucked at the same time
    SexBox 69, I suck your dick and you suck mine

  5. AJAX, more like GayJacks on Ajax in Action · · Score: -1

    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock some more
    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock you whore

    Web developers have the wrong idea
    its not to AJAX that they should be looking
    What they really need is some a good hand job
    homoeroticism is the way to go

    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock some more
    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock you whore

    (break-down)
    Web monkeys trying to cash in
    on the stupid insecure non-standards-compliant
    AJAX phenomena.
    If they only knew the pleasure
    they could have, with something
    simple as GayJacks how they'd see
    the world in in a different way.

    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock some more
    GayJacks, GayJacks, stroke my cock you whore

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    GayJacks, GayJacks, GayJacks, GayJacks...... GAYJACKS!

  6. Re:iMac on Online Shoppers Aren't Impulsive · · Score: -1

    I just bought the new iMac. Does this make me impulsive?

    No, but it does make you an Apple-loving cock-gobbler.

  7. Re:Not interested, however... on iMacs Freshened with 2.0 GHz G5, Bluetooth, WiFi · · Score: -1

    you're the one full of BS. I said people joke about Doom 3 because it is well known for playing badly. you're the one turning it into zealotry.
    there is no biscuit. stop inventing the biscuit so you can accuse other people of taking it and feel good about yourself accusing them. it's not big and it's not clever.
    I said people joke about Doom 3. they do. I was right, you are wrong. go fuck yourself.


    You are a prime example of why I think gaymers are faggots.

  8. Re:I don't really consider it a troll. on Novell's Race Against Time · · Score: -1

    Don't really know. Don't really care all that much. :)

    The sad thing is that you're not a troll. Basically, what I got from reading your posts were that you are a moron who does not understand software yet still decides he will post his completely uninformed opinion based on very little experience to a web site that already has enough garbage posts to filter through. Why can't you morons find a site that is "News for Morons: Stuff for you to post useless messages about"..

  9. Re:Why? on Why Does Windows Still Suck? · · Score: -1

    I'm a gamer.

    If that's your reason, then you really are a gaymer.

  10. Re:I'm rich, I'm rich! on DoubleClick On The Blocks? · · Score: -1

    Your bunghole is intriguing to me and I would like subscribe my dick up your ass.

  11. I'll tell you one thing... on Debian Hardened Aims For Security · · Score: -1

    my cock is sure getting hardened just thinking about it.

  12. Re:Teacher (aka non-commercial Tutor) here. on NX - A Revolution In Network Computing? · · Score: -1

    I like using open source solutions such as Linux as much as anyone else here, and I like the "UNIX way" which allows you do most work over ssh.

    But lets face it, this is one of those rare instances where technologically, Microsoft totally kicks ass over open source software. I'd like to see this change in favor of open source software, of course, but the fact remains.

  13. Re:Teacher (aka non-commercial Tutor) here. on NX - A Revolution In Network Computing? · · Score: -1

    X was doing it years before Microsoft in a much more modular and flexible way. KDE/NX is improving on that, not imitating Microsoft. Terminal services require you to pull a full desktop from a remote server. X allows one to pull individual single applications that display as if it were running local. WAAAAYYYY better than Terminal Server IMNSO.

    So please tell me why X is dog slow while Windows' Remote Desktop is so fast its as if you are using the computer you are accessing directly (it even gives you sound and full keyboard controls).

    Microsoft's protocol actually transmits the widget commands, whereas, X only transmits the primitive drawing commands. When you have toolkits like Gnome and KDE that run on top of X, you lose any advantage because their widgets have to be drawn primitively, even though a faster approach would be to only send the data required to tell what widget to draw (not how to draw it). That's why KDE's improvements are much needed, to catch up with Microsoft.

    The advantage of transmitting a single application is negligable due to the piss-poor performance of X for any size window. It's much more useful to be able to access a desktop rather than just a single app, especially when breaking the connection closes the single app.

    Lets face it, Microsoft owns this area feature-wise. Everyone else is playing catchup. But Microsoft could stand to do some more bugfixing....

  14. Re:Teacher (aka non-commercial Tutor) here. on NX - A Revolution In Network Computing? · · Score: -1

    Nice.. KDE will do what Microsoft has been doing for years with Terminal Services...

  15. Re:A chilling effect on sales? on RIAA Sues More Music Lovers · · Score: -1

    I love how music thieves are called "music lovers." It's like calling murderers "death lovers."

  16. Re:For those of you with buttstrain (like myself) on Linus Torvalds' Benevolent Dictatorship · · Score: -1

    Here's a link to the story in gay colors. There's a reason why some colors are considered "brownhole" and others "pinkhole".

    You ga^Hu^Hays who can't handle the new colors need to shut your trap. Suck it up and use a stylesheet for crying out loud. We don't need these links from your fagotty asses, we can read black on white text perfectly.

  17. Re:Who cares about the OSS or "Linux" community?? on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: -1

    So you don't use Java or .Net. Let me guess, you are taking loads of cum in the mouth from a certain Python. Not that I blame you. I'd suck on that snake given the chance.

    But in any case, Debian has Java in the form of free JVM's. They may not be on the same level as the official JVM's, but they do exist.

  18. having coded in both C# and Java extensively... on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have realized that C# is a faggoty ass turd Microsoft shit out its ass. A smelly one at that. By all means, continue with your Herpes or Mono or whatever, but you want get any ball licking from me, monkey boys!

  19. Re:Apple could really benefit... on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: -1, Troll

    ..from embracing (and extending!) C# and .NET

    fuck that gay shit. Apple should do no embracing of the sort!

    If they are going to do any gay embracing, they should be embracing Python! Because we all know Python > Java > C#

  20. Re:Crude and Unfunny on Evolution Bounty Stirs GPL Concerns · · Score: -1

    Suck my ass. I just had a vibrator shoved up it a little while ago, so the shit is oozing out of it nicely.

  21. Re:As a self-appointed representative of ... on A Six-Step Plan for Apple · · Score: -1

    No money means you don't go out.
    Not going out means you don't meet any people.
    Not meeting any people means you don't meet people of the opposite sex.
    Not meeting people of the opposite sex means you don't breed.


    Wrong.. Having no money means you borrow money from others who work for a living, causing these workers to have no money, causing them to fail to reproduce because they are too busy working because you took all their money, while you get drunk and fuck ugly bitches and get them pregnant.

    Now you see where the human race is headed? Dumb, ugly people...

  22. Re:Really, i'm not gay, I just play one on /. on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: -1

    The score of your post: Cock references: 4 Ass references: 6 Extcretory references: 2 Homosexual references: 8

    Thank you, I'm glad someone got the message.

  23. Obligatory... on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: -1

    iWill not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that iPod and iRamItUpYourAss. OS X OSuX my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking iNuts to your iChin.

    I will be using Linux, X.org, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.

    Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.

    Apple wants me to "Switch". No thanks, I'm quite happy being a heterosexual male, I don't want to switch.

  24. Overclocking is fucking gay... on Intel Puts the Lock on Overclocking · · Score: -1, Troll

    stupid riceboys

  25. Why? Why? Why? on Windows Compatability on the Linux Desktop · · Score: 0

    Why don't you lick my fucking nuts you cum-guzzling Slashdroid.