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  1. iPhone Cylon Detector app on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 1

    The proposed curriculum change would prompt teachers to raise doubts that all life on Earth is descended from common ancestry.

    [Hudson with his iPhone Cylon Detector-application]
    "I got signals, I got readings in front and behind! There's aliens all around us, man! Jesus!"
    "Mama don't like no tattletales."

  2. Re:Vista adoption.. on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Frankly, the time when a company should start developing the next version of their software is the first day the current version ships, and the time it should take to be released should depend on whether it is ready or not. You may have an ideal schedule of when you want it to come out, but it will always be later than that. Often months later. If anything, that date is when you stop putting new things in and you focus on finishing the features it has, and you don't cut out anything you've started implementing without dire cause. (Though clearly Longhorn promised too much.)

    Windows 7 is going to be what Vista should have been and probably would have been if Vista hadn't been rushed.

  3. Re:Vista adoption.. on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    How long do you think Microsoft should take to release the next version of Windows if Vista is a raging success?

    About two or three service packs long?

  4. Re:Sounds interesting. on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also, this idea you speak of, was it patented? I am guessing that it was not, as Microsoft has a well paid legal team at their disposal which would most likely prevent unauthorized usage of patented ideas.

    A legal team such as the USPTO?

    You can't patent an idea. An idea must be realized as an invention before it can be patented.

    For example, you can't patent the idea of a flying man. You can however patent an airfoil suit that allows a man to fly.

  5. Re:Dance of the Seven Veils on Researchers Demo BIOS Attack That Survives Disk Wipes · · Score: 1

    Alfredo Ortega and Anibal Sacco from Core Security Technologies -- used the stage at last week's CanSecWest conference...

    That's also an improper use of a long hyphen.

  6. Remote control over the Internet across the room on Universal Remote's Days Are Numbered · · Score: 1

    So the solution for short-range remote control is to send a signal across the Internet to a remote service that relays that signal back to my local device?

    But what if I don't want Echelon to know when I change channel away from glorious leader's press conference to American Idol?

  7. Re:Whiny bastards on Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Provokes Bomb Scare · · Score: 1

    "If a T-shirt had a rude word or a bomb on it, for example, a passenger may be asked to remove it," [a BAA spokesman] said.

    I'd hate to be on an airplane with an old Mac laptop when the hardware experiences an unimplemented trap.

    There should be a difference between a T-shirt with a bomb on it and a T-shirt with a picture of a bomb on it.

  8. Re:That they would get power, then abuse it... on Australia's Vast, Scattershot Censorship Blacklist Revealed · · Score: 1

    "Trust me" is one of the last things you should say if you want people to trust you.

    [Matrix is in Megabyte's form, trying to convince Bob he's not Megabyte]
    Matrix: Bob, if this was a game I could end it right now. But I won't.
    [Matrix sets Bob down on his feet gently]
    Matrix: I need you to -
    Matrix: [with Megabyte's voice] - trust me.

    There's also "I swear" when you want them to believe you:

    Ushton: For the last time, are you the only one to come down from that ship, or are there others?
    Vila: Only me, I swear!
    Ushton: Swear?
    Vila: Yeah.
    Ushton: When people swear I have to ask myself, why they are swearing? Is it because they want me to believe them when they're telling me a lot of rubbish? Now are you telling me the truth, son?
    [Ushton holds a knife at Vila's throat and Vila whimpers]
    Ushton: Because if you're not...

  9. Re:I did a CTRL+F on Australia's Vast, Scattershot Censorship Blacklist Revealed · · Score: 1

    BTW, a word to the wise: don't visit the page that contains the links with a browser set to prefetch links unless you're certain it won't prefetch rel="nofollow" links.

  10. Strange Days on Addicting Mice To Light · · Score: 1

    I guess if Fiber-to-the-Home isn't fast enough, you've got to try Fiber-to-the-Brain.

    Have you ever jacked in? Have you ever wire tripped? No? [smirk] A virgin brain. Well, we're gonna start you off right.

    This isn't like "TV only better", this is life. Yeah, this is a piece of somebody's life. Pure and uncut, straight from the cerebral cortex. You're there! You're doing it, seeing it, hearing-hearing it. You're feeling it.

    It's about the stuff you can't have, right? Like running into a liquor store with a .357 magnum in your hand, feeling the adrenaline pumping through your veins. I can make it happen. I can get you anything you want. Ya just have to talk to me. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me. I am your priest. I am your shrink. I am your main connection to the switchboard of souls. I'm the magic man. The Santa Claus of the subconscious. You say it. You even think it. You can have it!

    Are we beginning to see the possibilities here?

    You know you want it.

  11. Re:Nucleus Accumbens on Addicting Mice To Light · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just trying to help: there's no "t" in either "conscious" or "unconscious". There's also one's "conscience" which seems to want to be wrong for not being pronounced con-science. They are difficult words, easily leading to confusion. Then there's "conscientious" which does have a "t". "Consensual" is another troubling word in the group, especially with the root "consent" having its "t" change to an "s" and feeling wrong for being more like "sense" than "sent".

    I look upon all those words with suspicion when I write them, and if I didn't have Firefox's built-in spell checker I'd be consulting online dictionaries every time, so don't feel bad or upset. (It can also take me as many as four tries to spell "thorough" correctly.)

    You made other mistakes, but these are the ones you (and really everyone) should watch out for. The others are more like typos.

  12. Re:There's something very wrong here. on Making Sense of Mismatched Certificates? · · Score: 1

    Their stock has dropped from 55 to 12 since September 2008. If you have any money in there above the FDIC insurance limits, get it out now..

    Bart: [behind a bank customer] What do you mean, "The bank's out of money"?
    Bart: [behind another] "Insolvent"?!
    Bart: [and another] You only have enough cash for the next three customers?
    [customers go wild]
    Bank Teller: [a la Jimmy Stewart] I...I don't have your money. It's...it's in Bill's house and in Fred's house.
    Moe: Hey, what are you doing with my money in your house, Fred?

    Cosmo: Posit: People think a bank might be financially shaky.
    Martin Bishop: Consequence: People start to withdraw their money.
    Cosmo: Result: Pretty soon it is financially shaky.
    Martin Bishop: Conclusion: You can make banks fail.
    Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.
    Martin Bishop: Stock market?
    Cosmo: Yes.
    Martin Bishop: Currency market?
    Cosmo: Yes.
    Martin Bishop: Commodities market?
    Cosmo: Yes.
    Martin Bishop: Small countries?

  13. Re:Practical implications? on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1

    Practical implications? How about the ability to create something that strips away DRM behind the sell-out OS's back!

  14. "I need fuel!" on Start-Up Genetically Modifies a Better Biofuel Bug · · Score: 1

    Goodbye Mr. Fusion, Hello Mr. Biodiesel!

  15. The End of the World on USB Tethering Working On iPhone 3.0 Through Hack · · Score: 1

    Apparently he has even been able to use his laptop to access the internet over the USB tether.

    "Think that's amazing, you want to see the bill?"

  16. Re:Slashdotted... on Social Search Reveals 700 Comcast Customer Logins · · Score: 1

    I shall notify the people who have critically weak passwords by email.

    From themselves?

  17. Re:I haxxored Comcast... on Social Search Reveals 700 Comcast Customer Logins · · Score: 1

    Just run the answers through a good hAsh function.

    That's great until some web admin decides to rephrase the question.

  18. Re:There are some things we shouldn't see on Activists Use Wikipedia To Test Aussie Net Censors · · Score: 1

    Sorry, how can you possibly link an aborted fetus to pornography?

    It's a picture of a naked dead baby.

    Exactly. It's child snuff porn.

  19. Re:How do I establish whether I am still a victim? on Social Search Reveals 700 Comcast Customer Logins · · Score: 1

    Throw in one more rule:

    * The password does not contain three or more characters used in any of the 24 previous passwords

    Assuming that the average user doesn't know how to enter Unicode characters (effectively reducing to 4 categories) and doesn't even repeat a character in a single password...

    Will the user run out of possible new passwords within 24 iterations of this policy?

  20. Re:and who's going to CARE? on Diebold Admits Flaw In Voting Software · · Score: 1

    Good thoughts all.

    Here it felt like ballot first (President Select by SCOTUS, bring in Diebold mechines), soapbox was second (free speech zones), then jury (unlawful combatants extraordinarily renditioned to Guantánamo Bay, get no trials, possibly dissidents next), and ammo was going to be last.

    I was thinking more like gaming the defenders' strategy: take ballot box first, people take to their soapboxes; ammo next because since people can't go to the ballot box, some may skip to the next available box and you don't want it to be ammo; take jury box next, they can only go back to the soapbox; take soapbox last.

  21. Re:and who's going to CARE? on Diebold Admits Flaw In Voting Software · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.

    And if your goal is the opposite, what is the order in which one removes these boxes from use?

  22. Re:No Linux Release != Evil on Google Returns Chrome To Beta, Touts Speed Boost · · Score: 1

    I'm just saying, on a scale of 0 to 100 (0 being kittens rolling around, 100 being Vader running hell)

    Carter: Security Systems has its tendrils into every element of our society - the government, our homes, the police, the courts - I'm not gonna spike this story just because it deals with dollar amounts beyond your comprehension! It's too important!
    Murray: ...cerebral...
    Theora: Murray, we're trying to play this takeover as a threat to our average viewer. Nobody knows who's doing it. I mean, we all deal with SS every day - what if some really dangerous people got control of it?
    Murray: Who do you think controls it now?

  23. Re:ETs in SPAAAAACE! on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1

    ... it could have been the first animal (body) to make it up to space.

    I hope you are not forgetting Laika http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

    Unprotected to space. Laika was protected. Insufficiently mind you, but protected.

    Or at least, the first documented animal to make it up unprotected to space. There are some myths of bovines achieving trans-lunar orbits unassisted however.

  24. Re:The Truth on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1

    Mhmmm interesting dilemma... Watch Twilight or Plan 9?

    Split the difference. Watch Lifeforce.

  25. Re:Optical drive interface on Dell's Adamo Goes After MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    are you going to need an eSATA optical drive

    Or should I have said eSATAPI?

    Strange moniker that, seeing as an IBM Personal Computer/AT had no such attachment.

    (eSATAPI == external Serial (IBM (International Business Machines Corporation) Personal Computer/)AT (Advanced Technology) Attachment Packet Interface)