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  1. Re:The more important question..... on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 1
    I just figure that the virus to make some quick rounds on the internet is going to change something in hosts. Redirect whateverurlitis.antivirusupdate.microsoft.com to something like 127.0.0.1, a site to download the payload of a virus and new instructions or cheapviagra.com.

  2. Re:When are they going to learn. on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 1
    I don't really have any reason to trust them as long as I keep getting viral attachments in all the emails I recieve from Microsoft......

    Oh, how long till we get some true polymorphism? Make the signature change every time, making it murder (or there abouts) trying to detect it?

    Oh yeah, I used the wrong term.... I figured I would.... Crud.....

  3. Re:How ironic! on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1
    And as all slashdotters are finally aware, Mike Rowe is a guy's name... And his software site was mikerowesoft.... If he can get sued, so can Eminem.

  4. Re:Sweet Jesus on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1
    Use of there works? It's a kid singing some of the words! Man, sue a kareoke bar! At least they come closer to doing anything illegal than that.

  5. Re:Sweet Jesus on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1
    You realize that would probably be taken more seriously than any of Eminem's albums.

    Then Eminem would have to sue of bruised ego...

  6. Re:Would it be cheaper? on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 3, Funny
    >> Everyone who was born before 1980, I would guess.

    Nah, It's gotta be more than just CmdrTaco and four other slashdotters...

    :P

  7. Re:Would it be cheaper? on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 3, Funny
    Pay for Eminem's emotional distress? Might as well give him the whole company... and an IOU...

  8. Emm hmm..... on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1
    "Eminem has never nationally endorsed any commercial products and ... even if he were interested in endorsing a product, any endorsement deal would require a significant amount of money, possibly in excess of $10 million," according to the 15-page lawsuit filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Detroit.

    Personally I thought it had to do with the fact that most companies don't want to be associated with him, for fear of consumer backlash. Associating with Eminem = Bad Karma.

  9. Re:When compiler are outlawed... on SCO Licenses Now Available · · Score: 4, Funny
    >> Showdown at the GCC Corral. Sheriff Torvalds and his old buddy Doc Stroustrup up against the nasty SCO Gang ... and the SCO gang don't never play fair ... :)

    But that really doesn't matter since SCO only manages to shoot themselves in the foot most of the time.

  10. Re:SG-1 and Jack on Stargate Atlantis Coming This Summer · · Score: 1

    Amen to that.

  11. Re:/.'ed already? on Hamster-controlled MIDI · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe that's what caused it to get slashdotted. You know, in my experience, gerbils are much better at parsing HTTP requests than hampsters... but then again, my gerbils read slashdot....

  12. Re:Warnings? on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 4, Funny
    I certainly hope noone downloaded it through my wireless network..... That would be so incredibly lousy....

  13. Re:Gates versus Europe - Round 1? on EU Rejects Microsoft Settlement Proposal · · Score: 2, Informative
    TCP/IP is compatible over any platform that chooses to impliment it. It is a standard. It is open. It isn't dependent on a particular program or a particular method of being displayed. It is a way to communicate. A language of sorts. A standardized way to communicate.

    IE is a used to display that data. It does not abide by very many standards and is not required to be able to surf the web.

    You could use Mozilla, Opera, Links, Lynx, Mosaic (if you really want to). You can use IE if you would like. You don't have to. If you choose not to use TCP/IP, you probably won't do very much communicating on the internet.

    Oh yeah. TCP/IP can be removed on 9x, 2k, Me, XP (I think). I don't believe the same can be said for IE.

  14. Re:Sun's Java Desktop will help on Desktop Linux Share Overtaking Macintosh · · Score: 1
    I believe that one word was meant to catch the eyes of all the MBA out there. Support .

  15. Re:MS Windows source code "escapes" on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1
    >> Even better than the article is the "related article" on the bottom of the story link: MS Windows source code escapes onto Internet

    Wow. I guess information really does want to be free.....

  16. Re:MyDoom on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: 1
    >> There is no silver bullet.

    Tell me about it. If there were, some help desk worker would have used it on the users by now.

  17. Re:MyDoom on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: 1
    Well, I've been thinking. The only real difference between spyware and viruses are that spyware programs pop up a EULA. So I was thinking, what if the next major virus contained a EULA. If it was a worm it would just appear onscreen in the form of a XP bubble. It would ask yes or no and have a small link to an encredibly long EULA that might even state (somewhere in the middle) "This program is designed to delete files from your computer, let me spy on you and periodically query SITE_NAME_HERE" (read : DDoS) If it came via mail, it could just automatically popup. It could slightly change the layout or the title every time. Find a random email in the recipiants outlook and then forward that email (preferably a short one) with the attachment. Once running it could modify the Windows Registry to show that the appropriate patches have already been downloaded. It could also make files for the anti-virus read-only. Or it could keep them open so no other program could access them. I'm suprised that noone has done anything so mean. I'm glad. This was all just thought.

  18. Re:Wait a minute... on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: 5, Insightful
    All the developers at Microsoft very well may have a heart of gold, but by virtue of the fact that Microsoft is a business (no, it's no the government... yet...), they will naturally do whatever it is that brings in the most money to them and their shareholders (read "Bill"....). It may not be the best for the consumer, but they don't sell Windows for us. They sell it for them. (Not flamebait...)

  19. Re:we pay for crippled printers? on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 1
    We know that computers aren't perfect. Spam filtering is proof of this.

    So what happens if the printer thinks that your special form with SCO Logo Watermark is some kind of "Protected Content"? Or what happens if you print out the picture at an angle? Does it still recognize it? As long as there is a fair chance that it could make a mistake, I don't want to use that printer. I don't want it to screw my documents. I think I'll look at Lexmark....

  20. Woohoo! on Microsoft, Yahoo Investigate Spam Solution · · Score: 1
    Thanks Yahoo! It's about time someone figures out a way to stop all that spam coming from Microsoft.... well, except for the patches they keep emailing me....

  21. Re:The question is... on Linus Speaks Out, Calls SCO 'Cornered Rat' · · Score: 1

    >> Who in the Linux community said it was tainted?

    <Darl's Logic>

    1) We're a member of United Linux.
    2) United Linux is a member of the OSS community.
    3) We think Linux is tainted.

    By logic parts of the OSS community must think Linux is tainted!

    Now I must sue the OSS community... Which includes United Linux..... Which includes SCO....

    Error 419: Darl is smokin' crack

    </Darl's Logic>

  22. Re:This was probably done to defame us on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: 1

    Proof it's not from the linux community! It doesn't come with the source!

  23. Re:Finally! on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: 3, Funny
    So, uh where can I download a copy?

  24. Re:Note to Recent Grads on IBM Patents Method For Paying Open Source Workers · · Score: 1
    Yeah. I heard that same thing. I think they must be evesdropping on my brain.... but it's okay.... I can use the foil wrapping from the burger to create a new(C) tinfoil(C) hat(C).

  25. Oh yeah.... on Darl & SCO Overview · · Score: 2, Funny
    "And SCO executives have even taken to traveling with bodyguards, a necessary measure, they say, given numerous death threats."

    Yeah, but most of the death threats are from their lawyers, wanting something worth diddley, instead of SCOX Stock.