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Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg

Oddster writes "There is a new virus out by the name of Novarg which can infect all Windows versions from 95 to XP. It has two interesting features - first, in addition to mass mailing, it also distributes itself via the P2P network Kazaa. Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com. Details at Symantec and F-Secure, although neither seems to have finished their analysis." Other readers have sent in links to coverage at CNET and Security Response, and Russ Nelson provides a sample message.

847 comments

  1. Finally! by someonehasmyname · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, a worthwhile virus!!

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    Common sense is not so common.
    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there a Linux port yet???

    2. Re:Finally! by MicktheMech · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not quite. This virus contains SCO IP. The DDOS is actually infected host sending credit card info to pay SCO $699 for the license.

    3. Re:Finally! by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Interesting
      *Now* you tell me, I'd have kept the damn thing if I'd known (joke)! I've just finished updating by Virus signatures after a copy of this sucker slipped by the set I only got this morning. If you are running McAfee on your Windows boxen the latest DAT/SDAT at time of writing (4318) is NOT sufficient! You also need the Extra.DAT file which you can grab from here:

      http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_100983.htm

      (Scroll down for the download links to the updates), or the 4319 DAT/SDAT when it becomes available.

      --
      UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
    4. Re:Finally! by bangular · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think www.sco.com as we know it will probably have traffic from this virus FOREVER. Virii don't go away. Hell, I still see hits from code red in my logs. How long ago was that? SCO is looking at the very least a week of MAJOR traffic, more likely at least a month. Then if somehow the virus dies down a bit, they will probably see a couple hundred megabytes of virus traffic a day at least.

    5. Re:Finally! by cyril3 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah right.

      The last time someone told me I needed the latest virus patch I got into a shit load of trouble.

      And they were from Microsoft.

      You think I'm going to believe you. I hit that link and my soul belongs to some Romanian gangster.

      I'm not that stupid.

    6. Re:Finally! by Joel+Carr · · Score: 5, Funny

      You also need the Extra.DAT file which you can grab from here:

      In case the site gets /.ed, you can download the Extra.DAT file from me using Kazaa...

      ---

      --
      Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -- AE
    7. Re:Finally! by t0qer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally, a worthwhile virus!!

      Not when my come home from work stress release is playing quake3 with my bosses face skinned over all the models. The extra traffic across the backbones is going to make my ping go to hell!!!

      *disclaimer*
      I work for myself and I really play counterstrike.

    8. Re:Finally! by wathead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This really isnt that great for us.
      This virus was probably written by someone that was paid by sco darly bowellmovement sontago. Take your pick. Because they dont have the skills to write such a virus.
      No doubt this was made by sco so they can say look at what those GNU/Linux fanatics will do there is no level that they wont stoop to.
      Trust me darly mcLied and the bowelmovement bunch at scummx will use this to thier advantage.
      sco sucks

    9. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you honest trustworthy responsible Linux techies are at it again eh?

      Windows or Linux.... lesser of two evils? Evil is still evil.

    10. Re:Finally! by firstadopter.com · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Does anyone else realize these viruses only make Anti-virus companies much much richer? Why write something like this to make corporations rich?

    11. Re:Finally! by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
      So, uh where can I download a copy?

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    12. Re:Finally! by Nucleon500 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know you were joking, but no, attacking sco.com does not make it a worthwhile virus. Yes, SCO deserves a lot of hardship. But any retaliation should be done in a completely legal manner. Why? SCO is trying to make open source look bad in the eyes of businesses. They've said we don't respect copyrights, they say we're anti-business. They screamed loudly about joking death threats and DDoS attacks. They're trying to make us look bad, and whatever we do should make them look bad, make them look like the aggressor they are. Doing obviously illegal things only makes us look bad and SCO look like a victim. So this is a major step backwards.

    13. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What leads you to believe this is someone from the Linux community?

      I say it is equally likely someone who hates Linux and wants to make it look bad. Out of work MCSE? SCO employee (assuming they still have people there who can code)?

      Given that this whole SCO mess has been nothing more than a PR war I wouldn't put it past them to have someone do this to improve their image

    14. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you slashdotter's feel that dull ache in the middle of your forehead? That's called experiencing cognitive dissonance. Trying to believe at the same time that unsolicited e-mail is bad, while also believing that an email virus that will carry out a denial of service attack against SCO is good; enough to make your head explode.

    15. Re:Finally! by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Ya know if you skinned them with Darl you might not feel so bad about your ping:)

    16. Re:Finally! by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Check your email...I sent it to you (a couple... hundred... times).







      ---Note to John Ashcroft: the above was a joke.

      --
      It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
    17. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, you can launch a manual DDOS attack on SCO and just blame it on the virus!

    18. Re:Finally! by superpeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You could try kazaa.

      I thought something like 'ooh' when I read it spreads by kazaa too. I thought maybe it was connecting to the fasttrack network and being a fake kazaa node, but, it just seems to be copying itself to the default kazaa shared folder - so it will only spread via kazaa if you actually use kazaa.

    19. Re:Finally! by JPriest · · Score: 1
      "they say we're anti-business"

      The post right above yous quotes:

      "Why write something like this to make corporations rich?"

      Hint: Many of you are anti-buisness.

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    20. Re:Finally! by thedillybar · · Score: 5, Funny
      This doesn't make open source look bad.

      As far as I can tell, this virus is not licensed under the GPL, and I can't find the source for it anywhere...

    21. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They screwed up, though. Instead of paying $699 in one lump sum, the virus is making 69900 payments of $0.01

    22. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, he used the word "boxen" which automatically discredits anything one says.

    23. Re:Finally! by obeythefist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahh, so the idea is, the virus infects Windows boxes, then sends data to SCO to tell them that it's a windows box, which frees SCO to sue *everyone* else who doesn't attack them with the virus, because they must be running Linux. And we all know who owns linux, don't we?

      --
      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    24. Re:Finally! by Phexro · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, don't you think that the virus would be targeting Linux systems?

      After all, Microsoft paid their SCO tax.

    25. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, as a reader of the newspapers and a business user hoping to expand the use of Linux in our systems this looks bad..hackers out for revenge.
      As a user and supporter of Linux this looks even worse.
      Whoever wrote this bit of code is choking the heck out of my servers and no one in the community benefits from this type of behaviour.

      yep a coward, byte my $0.02

    26. Re:Finally! by dslbrian · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think www.sco.com as we know it will probably have traffic from this virus FOREVER.

      Which they will promptly PR-spin into a positive thing - "We are getting THOUSANDS of licensing inquiries EACH DAY!!" or "Our website has become one of the most POPULAR on the internet, obviously customers are very satisfied!"

    27. Re:Finally! by Nadsat · · Score: 1

      worthwhile to the time spent of certain "musically inclined" cronies... if you know what I mean... various underlings of undlings mentioned a certain rumorette told by secretaries of secretaries... certain, RIAA officials would love to discourage usage of Kazaa no matter how they can do it... viri certainly frighten the little piratkateers away... say no more!

    28. Re:Finally! by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not true. According to symantec,
      "The DoS is active between February 1, 2004 and February 12, 2004."
      So I guess that www.sco.com will be back up by Feb. 13th...

    29. Re:Finally! by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Actually viruses do go away.. and Code Red (FYI) is a worm.. Worms also go away.
      But when a company encurrages users to be lazy... Well then even trojens gain immortality..
      (I think I saw one of the first Dos trojens on an FTP site a few years back....
      The "American flag" one that makes a BBSes user file downloadable by any would-be hacker.

      --
      I don't actually exist.
    30. Re:Finally! by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      it ends on the 12th?!? why are they ending it on my birthday! what kind of birthday present is that?

    31. Re:Finally! by forlornhope · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could run it in WINE?

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      "We Don't Need No Truthless Heros!" - Project 86
    32. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it would be bad luck to instead end it on Friday the 13th...

    33. Re:Finally! by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

      i don't see why this is not a worthwhile virus. it's clearly got nothing to do wiht free software! AFAIK (and IANAscummyL), this virus isn't open source at all. Looks like the subversive proprietary guys are at it again, eh ;)

    34. Re:Finally! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      And a dedicated linux user would accomplish this how?

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      It's been a long time.
    35. Re:Finally! by XO · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still get a bunch of hits from Code Red in my logs, too.. from people on the same cable systems.. I'm collecting all their IP's , and am going to start a mass bomb of "NET SEND /DOMAIN:ip 'GET A GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING MORON'" ...

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    36. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have virii on my windows boxen!!!

    37. Re:Finally! by Almond+Tree · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right! DDosing SCO is just plain wrong! And don't think about linking SCO here or the Slashdot effect will be mistaken for a virus DDOSing SCO.That would be a rotten way to treat a fine company like SCO.I wish Darl all the best of luck with all his endeavers at SCO. (After all - he'll need all the luck he can get with no viable product.)

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      bau bau chicka chicka mau mau

    38. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      repeat after me
      t (as in "can I have a cup of tea")
      r (as in "Aaaargh, me hearties")
      o (as in "Oh what - another /.er who can't spell")
      j (as in the jay-bird)
      a (as in "can I have a cup of tea?")
      n (as in "In the Lord of the Rings, Treebeard is an Ent" - but leave off the 't')

      Again... slowly this time...

      t-r-o-j-a-n

      and faster

      tro-jan

      now say it like one word

      trojan

      its an A that comes after J, and before the N, not E.

      See - you're learning already! GO YOU!

    39. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just listened to the 8 AM news on Swedish Radio. The FUD has already started.

      The reporter explained how this virus is an attack against SCO and capitalism.

      Sweden's largest newspaper tells about the SCO - Linux controversy. Maybe this is good for us in the long run, but today a lot of people will be very angry...

    40. Re:Finally! by vanillaspice · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, if you really want to know where you can get it, the virus deposits a text file, very cookie-like, in a Windows user's Temporary Internet Files folder that points to a site called http://russnelson.com which ostensibly belongs to a man who works for a software company in upstate New York. And if you really want to download that cookie (and potentially the .scr file), you can go to russnelson.com/mydoom.

    41. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and on the valentine's day...

    42. Re:Finally! by Fembot · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I think someone in this house _STILL_ has blaster or one of that ilk, despite me nagging everyone since we moved in about it (Student house, with 8 people).

      Can anyone confirm how exactly this new virus spreads though now?

    43. Re:Finally! by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought trojans were designed to prevent viruses, such as AIDS..... Oh wait, wrong trojan.

      --
      All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
    44. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know you were joking, but no, attacking sco.com does not make it a worthwhile virus

      Yes it does.

    45. Re:Finally! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Trojan Man!

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    46. Re:Finally! by scalis · · Score: 1

      I think it works with WINE, just use the windows version...

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      True ravers don't need drugs
    47. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we all know who owns linux, don't we?

      ZOG?

    48. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, a worthwhile virus!!

      Indeed! I just don't get why the /. editors didn't chip in by placing a real link to www.sco.com in the story. In a small, meaningful way, that slashdotting would have chipped in for the greater good.

    49. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame it won't work :

      [11:37 xxxxxx ~]% NET SEND /DOMAIN:ip 'GET A GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING MORON'
      NET: Command not found.

    50. Re:Finally! by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      No they won't. It's coded to run the DoS between Feb 1-12.

      Of course there's nothing to stop the author (or someone) using the backdoor component to run another DoS (or anything else) some other time, but that's no different to any other Trojan-carrying worm.

    51. Re:Finally! by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Who is to say that this wasn't done deep inside IBM or Novell?
      Why would it automatically be presumed this was written by some "Linux zealot".
      Hell, it was probably done by someone with too much time on their hands and for no other reason than "Because I can".

    52. Re:Finally! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      So it DDOSs SCO. What is that going to accomplish. Absolutely nothing, except for increasing their regard that they have to win the lawsuit, and make them believe that members of the Open Source group are not to be trusted and that because they are willing to perform illegal acts what would stop them from taking their propriety code.
      Plus this is currently a Sue Happy company, and when people get Sue happy they like it when bad stuff happens to them because they have more to Sue about and increasing their chances that they will win something.
      DDOS's are only affective on small site that don't have the time or resources to do anything about it. Say someone's personal hobby web-server.
      But still DDOS's are generally and are born out of a primitive ohh I am going to get you back attitude, or what I am always afraid to say now a "Terrorist" mindset that if there is a problem you must always fight to get rid of it by any means possible.
      Although I am running a Mac and I am unaffected by this virus. I sure hope the get the guy who wrote these virues and lock them up.

      Besides whats the point of being so nasty to SCO anyways. We have a Lot of Big Guys (IBM and others) active on our side. And all that SCO has is Microsoft who is behind the shadows going "I Dare you to sue Linux, if you do Ill give you a Million Bucks."

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    53. Re:Finally! by Mr2cents · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I'm going to re-install Win98 on all my machines.. They have been Microsoft-free for the last couple of years, but this virus really is a killer app!

      --
      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    54. Re:Finally! by praedictus · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...So I guess that www.sco.com will be back up by Feb. 13th... ...Unless you set the system clock back :P

      For that matter beat the rush, and set system clock to Feb 1 today!!!

      --
      Watashi wa chikyubutsurigakusha desu.
    55. Re:Finally! by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Unless they catch the specific people responsible and it turns out to be RMS and Linus, it will be hard to really pin this on the open source or free software communities. The worst they can say is that there are a lot of Linux zealots who are also vandals.

      What will SCO say? "Don't do business with Linux companies because they DOS their enemies?" (More like: don't piss them off!) It just doesn't make a very good argument.

    56. Re:Finally! by strictnein · · Score: 1

      I still get a bunch of hits from Code Red in my logs, too.. from people on the same cable systems.. I'm collecting all their IP's , and am going to start a mass bomb of "NET SEND /DOMAIN:ip 'GET A GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING MORON'" ...

      Because we all know how well anti-virus programs on their computers would protect against a worm that doesn't even affect their computers. It's main target where Cisco DSL products (if I recall correctly).

    57. Re:Finally! by doublem · · Score: 1

      Because we all know how well anti-virus programs on their computers would protect against a worm that doesn't even affect their computers. It's main target where Cisco DSL products (if I recall correctly).

      You might want to read up on Code Red. He/she's collecting the IPS of the computers that are actually trying to infect his system via an exploit. There are no forged e-mail addresses in the scenario he / she describes.

      Not all viruses or worms are mass mailers.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    58. Re:Finally! by strictnein · · Score: 1

      You might want to read up on Code Red. He/she's collecting the IPS of the computers that are actually trying to infect his system via an exploit. There are no forged e-mail addresses in the scenario he / she describes.

      I'm really confused now... who mentioned forged e-mail addresses?

      Anyways... I forgot that it also took advantage of unpatched IIS setups. But then again, what worm/virus doesn't?

    59. Re:Finally! by facelessnumber · · Score: 1

      Actually, I once did exactly that. Your efforts will be utterly frivolous and your message will fall on deaf ears. I sent a message to about 60 IP's. About 40-45 of those were Code Red, and the rest were NIMDA. Surprisingly, most of them didn't time out. (Well, I was surprised at first, but consider that the type of user who still had one of those two infections less than a year ago is unlikely to be firewalled or have any services disabled.) Anyway, I'd guess that my message probably showed up on 50 of those screens. My message was far less rude, very obviously not spam, and I even told them specifically which infection they had, that I'd help them clear it up, and even what part of town they lived in. I only got one response for all of my effort. The problem is simply that if you can get one of those messages through, then they've already got 400 other ones above and below yours. I port scanned a few of these to see if there was another way to get through to them about fucking up my bandwidth in addition to their own, and was sad to see that some of the major offenders were servers, probably locked up and forgotten about in a closet with the monitor off.

    60. Re:Finally! by flewp · · Score: 1

      Finally, a worthwhile virus!!

      It's not a virus... It's a feature!

      --
      WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
    61. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that joke that ends "...but the light's better here"?

    62. Re:Finally! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > ---Note to John Ashcroft: the above was a joke.
      > My weight is APPROPRIATE and ATTRACTIVE!

      Your weight may be appropriate, but your nick is definitely appropriate :)

    63. Re:Finally! by parnasus · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else realize these viruses only make Anti-virus companies much much richer? Why write something like this to make corporations rich?

      That's assuming the author is not an Anti-Virus company. Remember Faranheit 451?

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      --If you code for the exceptions, the rules fall into place
    64. Re:Finally! by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

      That's cute, but it's important to remember that a website's greatest asset is traffic. Unless of course it's ICMP traffic.

    65. Re:Finally! by wildgoatboy5 · · Score: 1

      A worthwhile virus? that's a friggen joke-and-a-half. the bimbo didn't even try to make the source addresses look legit. I had about five of them in my box today and they stuck out like a sore thumb. I have also read that this virus ignores hitting addresses ending in .edu whatta ya think guys...pimply little bastard that hasn't got laid in a while?

    66. Re:Finally! by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Either that guy is a complete moron, or someone really wants to smear him badly. I'm more inclined to think it's the former than the latter.

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      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    67. Re:Finally! by XO · · Score: 1

      Uhh.. Code Red was an IIS worm, I wasn't aware that it affected those other boxen...

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    68. Re:Finally! by Zleeper · · Score: 1

      Becaude you're posting here instead of being out somewhere meeting them.

    69. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I can't find the source for it anywhere...

      Instructions for finding source code to typical virus:

      1) ask friends to put you in their Outlook address book

      2) receive 40-50 infected emails from them each day

      3) double-click on any attachment using your favourite Macintosh mail client

      4) source code should appear automatically in favourite Macintosh text editor

    70. Re:Finally! by JuggleGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Russ Nelson at http://russnelson.com is fairly well known. I would be seriously surprised if he were involved. I think it's much more likely that he's a target, just like the SCO (and in a less direct way, Kazaa.)

    71. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else having this flashback...

      Grrr, "I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! Doomdoomdoodoodoodoooom! Doomdoomdodoodoodoom! Doomdoom do doody doo doom! Doomdoomdoodoodoodoooom! Doomdoomdodoodoodoom! Doomdoom do doody doo doom! Doomdoomdoodoodoodoooom! Doomdoomdodoodoodoom!...

      Dah doom doom doom!"

    72. Re:Finally! by garwain · · Score: 1

      And my servers are blocking about 100 copies an hour... I think I should disable the mail scan!

    73. Re:Finally! by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1

      Novarg is a Microsoft conspiracy to make linux users reinstall Windows so they can run this virus.

      --
      "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
  2. i'm not scared... by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    i just got the patch off of kazaa... sweet jesus, just in the knick of time.

    whew.

    i was scared there for a ss.....[NO CARRIER]

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    1. Re:i'm not scared... by JediJeremy · · Score: 1

      And that will protect you from...? Kazaa will corrupt your brain and sell it to the FBI for evidence of malicious acts againts the US government!

      But dont tell anybody I was the one who warned you...

    2. Re:i'm not scared... by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 1

      You were scared there for ass? What? Did I miss something? ;-)

    3. Re:i'm not scared... by stmpynode · · Score: 1

      now, seriously these no carrier jokes are becom#@#$@344[[[NO CARRIER]

      --

      Blah.

    4. Re:i'm not scared... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wholeheartedly agree with you, sir/ma'am.

  3. DOS huh? by Armethius · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com" Will this be the first virus I willingly load on my machine?

    1. Re:DOS huh? by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny
      Fair play to SCO - their site is still up, and serving pages. Must be running that excellent Linux operating system. They should get involved with that - maybe they could update their "Unix" with some of it's ideas? Hell, it's open source, so they could just cut and paste.

      Seriously, what's the betting that the author reads Slashdot? High.

    2. Re:DOS huh? by ciroknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People.. seriously. If you want to DDOS SCO, use wget and grab the whole site to /dev/null/. Sure, it's not anything special, but it works, and you dont have to load a virus which massmails and fucks up filesharing..

      --
      "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
    3. Re:DOS huh? by nocomment · · Score: 1

      People.. seriously. If you want to DDOS SCO, use wget and grab the whole site to /dev/null/. Sure, it's not anything special, but it works, and you dont have to load a virus which massmails and fucks up filesharing..

      That's just a DOS, the first D is for Distibuted. Now how better to do that than with a virus?? ;-)

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      /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    4. Re:DOS huh? by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn it, they don't make enough Mac compatible viruses.

    5. Re:DOS huh? by nocomment · · Score: 1

      Damn it, they don't make enough Mac compatible viruses.

      I'm right there with ya. I'm making a port of it for linux, you run OS X? I could use a beta tester. :-p

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      /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    6. Re:DOS huh? by PhxBlue · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will this be the first virus I willingly load on my machine?

      No, it'll be the second. You have to load Windows first.

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      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    7. Re:DOS huh? by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

      Netcraft says: The site www.sco.com is running Apache on Linux

      At least they are indemnified.

      --

      He painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm askin' ya, what's it breathin'?
    8. Re:DOS huh? by Steven+Reddie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's just dumb. Now SCO is going to have "evidence" that Open Source advocates are virus writters.

    9. Re:DOS huh? by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      i was thinking many people would run the command, making it ddos.. and if it were a virus that _just_ dos'd sco, i'd hop on the bandwagon.. but alas.

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      "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
    10. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God Damnit I waited 5 hours for the new definitions and then then just as I update it the technical details come out about is dos'ing www.sco.com.

      My virus was eradicated. =(

    11. Re:DOS huh? by caluml · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I see that they run with a 60 second DNS refresh - is this forward thinking by them in case they have to change the servers IP, or add more servers? That way, they don't have hours, or days of stale data hanging around.

      Also, does the virus target by IP address, or does it do a full DNS lookup? If it's just IP, it will be easy for them to change the www record, and the servers address. 60 seconds later, everyone apart from the virus will be able to access the site.

    12. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realy made me laugh, thanks.

    13. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That would just use their bandwidth, which I'm sure they have lots of. Ideally you'd want something that leaves their end opening a socket and having it hang until it times out.

    14. Re:DOS huh? by nocomment · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that might be what you meant. Sorta like the honor system virus where when you get the email you just delete a bunch of random files yourself and forward the email.

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    15. Re:DOS huh? by erobertstad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it truly a virus when people infect their own machines? Speaking of that, where can i get ahold of this, I was stupid enough to actualy tell my friends all those good rules about 'not opening attachments'... sure they listen when a virus comes around that's actualy WORTH forwarding.

      So I beg, could someone please send me a copy, my e-mail is sales@sco.com, please send ASAP. :)

    16. Re:DOS huh? by zangdesign · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. I think they make exactly the right amount.

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    17. Re:DOS huh? by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      Someone start a BitTorrent of the virus! Does it run in WINE?

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    18. Re:DOS huh? by benna · · Score: 1

      Can someone please post a torrent to download the executable?

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    19. Re:DOS huh? by interiot · · Score: 2, Informative

      The executable is still available in the link listed at the top of the story (eg. it isn't slashdotted at all, no need to bittorrent it).

    20. Re:DOS huh? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      When do the Mac, Linux, and BSD ports of Novarg come out?

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    21. Re:DOS huh? by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      If you were a real geek, you would have already had an i386 emulator on your Mac running */Linux running WINE. Or if you wanted the same effect as running the program, you could just

      while true ; do wget -O /dev/null -r http://www.sco.com ; done

      and DOS it yourself.

    22. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they do, it just takes a couple years to hit the shelves and by then someone's come up with a fix for it.

    23. Re:DOS huh? by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      I think you already have a virus. You seem to be broadcasting an internet address in your sig! Check your system immediately!

    24. Re:DOS huh? by Nahor · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's well known that Windows is not a virus (shamelessly copied from here)

      1. Viruses are free.
      2. Viruses can be gotten from any good bbs.
      3. If detected soon enough, most viruses can be removed from your computer without a huge loss of data and time.
      4. Viruses don't take up HUGE wads of disk space.
      5. Viruses don't need 4meg of ram to run.
      6. Viruses do something.
      7. Viruses come in flavors, not just one-size-fits-all.
      8. Viruses use the "cutting edge" programming skills to make themselves less noticable. (untill they are ready to be noticed)
      9. Viruses don't have major bugs. (if they do, then they don't work, so they're not virus')
      10. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation that is all mixed up and wrong.
      11. Viruses don't leak things to the press about the upcomming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp or better yet, XJerusalem.
      12. Viruses don't put out stupid two page adds in magazines centered around the march 6 "activate button".
      13. Viruses arn't on every computer.
      14. Viruses don't have stupid wizards.
      15. Who cares if a virus is 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32?
      16. Viruses don't say that they are user "friendly", when they arn't.
      17. Viruses can run on PCDOS without warnings.
      18. Viruses when installing themselves don't try to send private info about your computer over the phone lines to microstoned-net.
      19. Viruses install themselves.
      20. Viruses don't try to push out all compitition. They just try to do their job.
      21. Viruses maker's don't try to buy Intuit (makers of Quicken (wouldn't that be fun, America's biggest finacial software company owned by a virus maker))
      22. Viruses don't invade and take over PC Magazine, filling it with 100% junk on Win95.
      23. Viruses don't try to copy what Apple does.
      24. There are programs you can buy, or get free to remove viruses.

    25. Re:DOS huh? by benna · · Score: 1

      Yes but im too stupid to turn that into something I can actually run.

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    26. Re:DOS huh? by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      don't worry, that machine attached to that address is so secure that I'm not worried. Just try me.

    27. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      see, that post is why I wish there was a "funnier" moderation choice..

      it's not "score:5 funny" it's "score:5 KACHING!"

    28. Re:DOS huh? by benna · · Score: 1

      Nevermind i figured it out.

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    29. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys just get the internet there down in Alabama? Congrats. I'm sure your wife and your sister appreciate it. But I repeat myself.

    30. Re:DOS huh? by interiot · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, it's in the form of a standard email message, so if you can figure out how to send that to yourself as a raw email or as an attachment or something, if you do it correctly, your mail client will do all the decoding for you.

      Otherwise, download base64.exe, download mydoom, open up mydoom in wordpad, delete everything before the "UEsDBAoAAAAAAFuhOj" and everything after the "AAQABAIAAAABwWAAAAAA=" at the bottom (eg. just keep the main chunk of random text, removing everything else including the blank lines before and after), and run

      • base64 -d -i mydoom -o mydoom.zip
      which should get you mydoom.zip, which when unpacked will get you "body.txt(lots of spaces).scr" which is the worm executable.
    31. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of you wanting it for purely research purposes it can be found here but please do not install it on your computer just to attack SCO.

    32. Re:DOS huh? by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      What, it won't run in WINE? :-)

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    33. Re:DOS huh? by tenton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, but when you post things here, security is the least of your worries (the /. effect will make it secure by taking the machine down :P ).

    34. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nice move, son.

      As every /. user goes to port scan you, the folks at the Alamaba Supercomputer club are going to start getting irate that their bandwidth has gone to shit.

      Filtered or not, 129.66.100.74 is still taking a whole bunch of traffic in, and sending rejection packets back, all of which takes bandwidth, and processing time on that router.

      Eventually, the folks at API Digital are going to get rather mad about it. But knowing /. folks, a few of them are going to call over there, and say where they found this address and the probable cause of the DDoS attack (you), at which point I don't think the good Cmdr Taco or any of the /. crew are going to protect you. If I were them, I'd dig up your IP and start tracing who you really are.

      So, it's a nice prank now, but wait til the feds wave the Patriot Act in your face, as your thrown into a black van for destinations classified. It doesn't matter how much you plead with them, you've just brought yourself into the ranks of a clueless cyber-terrorist wanna-be, punishable by an indefinate time in jail before even seeing your lawyer.

      Enjoy, dumbass.

    35. Re:DOS huh? by BlastM · · Score: 1

      Whoever said he loaded Windows willingly? Windows is a virus because it comes on 99.99% of new computers whether you want it or not.

    36. Re:DOS huh? by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1
      Since many recent versions of OS X come with curl instead of wget, the syntax may need be:

      while true ; do curl http://www.sco.com -o /dev/null -s ; done

      Also, you'll need to be running bash, not tcsh (the default shell prior to 10.3).

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    37. Re:DOS huh? by cyt0plas · · Score: 0, Troll

      They just need to point www.sco.com at www.redhat.com .

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    38. Re:DOS huh? by yason · · Score: 1

      Damn it, they don't make enough Mac compatible viruses.

      Somebody please wrap it into RPMs and DEBs, too!

    39. Re:DOS huh? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      Unless the Virus is GPL'ed, I doubt they'll have much evidence :)

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    40. Re:DOS huh? by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Well I've always wanted to try out Wine...

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    41. Re:DOS huh? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      The DDOS portion of the virus activates on February 1. So their site is still fine because it hasn't started yet.

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    42. Re:DOS huh? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Let's wait until we find out if it has teams. What good is a distributed project without scoring and teams? (Or did someone patent that? :^)

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    43. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Viruses don't need 4meg of ram to run

      Was that written in the 80s or something?

    44. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new DDOS-virus overlords.

    45. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would explain why my dsl providers dns server went down...

    46. Re:DOS huh? by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      I think I may have gotten it to work under VPC, although I don't know what it looks like when it's running. All I can tell is that it is using the network connection a lot.

    47. Re:DOS huh? by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if the virus not only tries to DOS the site, but sends itself to everyone in your address book and places files on Kazaa for all the windoze xp idiots to install, it will be a lot more successful than a computer that only tries to DOS the site. Hence, the term DDOS is used.

    48. Re:DOS huh? by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

      Except that the number of people who care what SCO says is roughly the number of people who care what Joe Lieberman says.

    49. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Early to mid 90's, I would presume from the mentions of the upcoming Win95.

    50. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol.surely this needs modding funny too

    51. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey. Would you look at that. I 'DO' have a file with a teddy bear icon. *click* *delete*

    52. Re:DOS huh? by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Fair play to SCO - their site is still up, and serving pages.

      The DDOS portion of the worm is only active Feb1-Feb12, so they haven't been hit by it yet.

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    53. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touche.

    54. Re:DOS huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're a real geek you load Linux PPC and run MacOS from MOL or set up OpenFirmware to dual boot. It is possible to get some form of linux running on some of the PowerMacs with NuBus slots instead of PCI if you can find an ancient copy of mklinux...

      Provided you have wget, you can run the above from a terminal without anything fancy at all in MacOS X.

    55. Re:DOS huh? by neko9 · · Score: 1

      ...or just use "Decode File" option in Total Commander.

  4. Great! by Idou · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com."

    How do I get it?

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    1. Re:Great! by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com."

      Initial investigation on the Snort mailing list, seems to suggest that it opens up 63 threads that request sco's index page once every 300ms.

      I just installed it on all of my servers ;-)

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    2. Re:Great! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you run IIS? *cough*sounds like a safe web server*cough*...

    3. Re:Great! by tigerc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com."

      Even though I do not approve of SCO's actions against Linux and the open source movements, the spread of a DOS attack against SCO's website is downright wrong. You should be ashamed of the fact that you place yourself one the side of the people who think it is indeed funny to take a company's site down. Does it really matter if they are a hated group? A DOS attack is just plain wrong. In fact, it might be the lowest form of 'revenge' out there.

      If you continue to support these crackers, then SCO is no longer the big Goliath, and SCO's allegations about the dirty open source movement have some validity. The statement, "hey, it's SCO" proves that we are indeed as worse as McBride. If we want to be victorious in the open source/Linux vs. SCO, then we must hold ourselves higher than supporting DOS attacks against SCO.

    4. Re:Great! by blystovski · · Score: 1

      Crap - someone beat me to it! How DO I get this!? No - honestly!!! Is there a port for Linux yet?

      ROFL

    5. Re:Great! by nocomment · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you run IIS? *cough*sounds like a safe web server*cough*...

      A couple of my servers run IIS sadly, most of them run apache on either linux or BSD. The thing about installing them on my servers was jsut a joke......or was it? ;-)

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    6. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are insane.

    7. Re:Great! by billbaird · · Score: 1

      insightful? more like idiotic

    8. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF, linux is more important than millions of tortured and dead? That's just stupid; give it 2 seconds of thought. Also, FYI, "businesses' rate of adoption of linux" != "technological progress of the human species".

    9. Re:Great! by shaitand · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thankyou AC, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day ;)

    10. Re:Great! by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      I hereby declare Godwin's law invoked. All other discussion on this thread is meaningless.

      Wait a second... this is Slashdot.... It was meaningless long before the reference to Hitler....

      Never mind.

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    11. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      calm down, you pantywaist!

    12. Re:Great! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "businesses' rate of adoption of linux" == "increased rate of technological progress of linux" == "technological progress of the human species"

      "WTF, linux is more important than millions of tortured and dead?"

      That's not what I said at all, I said technological progress is more important than BILLIONS tortured and dead.

    13. Re:Great! by DanThe1Man · · Score: 1

      Great troll.

    14. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, but that dosen't mean I can't enjoy making a joke at their expense by requesting a port of the virus.

    15. Re:Great! by Xoid629 · · Score: 1

      Give me a break, nobody is going to have sympathy for SCO over this. Every quarter they spend on bandwidth is a couple letters of FUD they can't send out.
      No, this makes a great PR/FUD opportunity for SCO. At the first DOS attacks they got to issue "look what the linux nasty hackers did to us" type statements, and this sounds like it could be significantly worse. Hopefully the press is less supportive of them by now, but still this is by no means a good thing.

    16. Re:Great! by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      What, did you have a humor bypass at some point?

      The poster was not being serious, it was a *joke*.

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    17. Re:Great! by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      You need a humor transplant....

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    18. Re:Great! by Valar · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Knowing SCO, they'll probably drag up all of these "lolol SCO == pwned" comments and use it as evidence that the open source community really are a bunch of computer criminals. Personally, I find it a little disappointing that someone (hmm, a linux user?) would sink this low instead of waiting patiently for SCO to disappear. Assuming this isn't self inflicted. Then again, bad types in every bunch.

    19. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. French Revolution part DEUX coming to YOUR neck SOON.

    20. Re:Great! by mslinux · · Score: 1

      You don't need a virus to do this... why not write a simple script to do it... it's easy, here's an example in Python:

      import urllib
      for x in xrange(999999999):
      (indent) f = urllib.urlopen("http://www.target-host.com")
      (indent) f.read()
      (indent) f.close()

      You could make this into a function that repeatedly calls itself (upto the maximum recursive limit). So, doing this 999,999,999 times recursively to a depth of 999 will keep it running for quite some time. Now, if you get 999,999,999 PCs doing this all together, then you have something that's real.

    21. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think SCO is still offering an incentive for migrating from Linux to "any other OS?" If so, just think, SCO could be subsidising this DOS against themselves.

    22. Re:Great! by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      ok, i'm confused...
      A couple of my servers run IIS sadly, most of them run apache on either linux or BSD.

      so are you saying that it's unfortunate that some of your servers run IIS? or are you saying that your unhappy that most of your servers run linux and BSD?

      given that coma placement I'm willing to lean to the latter:
      A couple of my servers run IIS{. S}adly, most of them run apache on either linux or BSD.

      since the above seems like a grammar whore, i want to make it clear that I'm genuinely confused about the parent post's wording. i have no right to be a grammar whore. just look at the grammar of this post and any of my previous posts ;)

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    23. Re:Great! by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm currently scrapping a perfectly fine Gentoo box to install Win98 on it. ;) Well, at least I'll be able to play Fallout 2 again, if that piece of code doesn't use 100% of my cpu.

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    24. Re:Great! by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      /me grabs his smallest violin and begins to play.

      Come off it, man. It's called humour. Smile once in a while and you'll find yourself a happier person in general.

      I am about as fond of them damn 5kr1p7 k1dd13z and Crackers as you are, but that doesn't mean people can't crack teh innocent joke or two about them.

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    25. Re:Great! by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it can be pretty easily proven that this DOS attack won't be coming from any Linux boxes.

    26. Re:Great! by seibed · · Score: 1


      "then SCO is no longer the big Goliath"... they never were, they aren't now, and they never will be. i would more likely liken them to a small chihuahua with a really deep bark.

    27. Re:Great! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I hardly consider those who did this as bad as SCO, unless (unlikely) they turn out to be either on the payroll of SCO or of one of it's allies.

      I consider them stupid, egocentric, adolescents. I don't know their age, but their mental age is around 15-16. And I doubt that they intended serious harm. So they aren't as bad as SCO. SCO is intentionally villianous.

      Keep a sense of perspective. These people are risking a bunch of trouble, and I won't feel that sorry for them when the judge throws the book at them. This doesn't make them evil. Not yet. They don't seem to have enough intention and foresight to be evil yet. (Wait a few years in the environment in which they'll be living, though, and...)

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    28. Re:Great! by Fuzzy+Bo · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these...?

    29. Re:Great! by sprprsnmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what he was saying is that his servers that run IIS do a sad job of it, and that the rest of his servers run apache.

    30. Re:Great! by nocomment · · Score: 1

      sadly belongs with IIS ;-)

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    31. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the comma is a semicolon, would that help you?

    32. Re:Great! by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, we shouldn't support DOS attacks. remmeber there is a bunch poor admin's out there reading this thinking "yeah shit what day should i call into work sick" HOWEVER, you must agree what plenty of people have made a living as comdeians finding humor in other peoples misfortunes, so please excuse me as i shed a little tear for sco.com and play the worlds smallest violine just for them.

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    33. Re:Great! by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's not like I stole a cookie. It's only SCO.

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    34. Re:Great! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Hey, a couple of words real quick.

      If you want to post this sort of thing and guarantee you won't get a bunch of idiots responding to tell you how stupid your post is (which is what has happened), just compare this sort of tactic to 'burning a cross in their yard'. :)

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    35. Re:Great! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      i would more likely liken them to a small chihuahua with a really deep bark.

      I would go further and liken them to the little dog in "Dude, where's my car?"

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    36. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think it sounds like he says his servers are sad that they run IIS?

  5. Serves people right.. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who the hell is gonna open a 3kb executable from kazaa?

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    1. Re:Serves people right.. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dumb people. Problem is that dumb people make up a majority of internet users. This is the same reason that spam works as an advertising method. Its also why toner refills have warnings not to drink the contents and windex warns you not to spray it in your eyes.

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    2. Re:Serves people right.. by asesti · · Score: 1

      Kazaa spread virus??? Never!!!

    3. Re:Serves people right.. by swordboy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who the hell is gonna open a 3kb executable from kazaa?

      The same idiots who install it.

      Kazaa is not secure. It installs spyware that monitors keyboard activity. If you type an email address on a PC that has Kazaa, that address will be spammed into oblivion. Webshots does the same thing. Not directly, but through one of many third party applications that are installed silently.

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    4. Re:Serves people right.. by shepd · · Score: 1

      Me lose brain?

      [laughs]

      Why I laugh? :-)

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    5. Re:Serves people right.. by Worldly+Iconoclast · · Score: 0

      You'd be suprised. I had an, ahem, friend who put trojans on the kazaa network and had tons of people bite the bait. People would download like flies.

    6. Re:Serves people right.. by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oooooh! Does drinking toner refills and spraying windex in your eyes give you SECRET powers?? I've got to go try that right away!

    7. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How I am supposed to clean my contact lenses then, huh Mr. Smarty Pants?

    8. Re:Serves people right.. by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      ..windex warns you not to spray it in your eyes.

      Whoa, you almost had me there! Talking about 3 computer related items, I was thinking Windex was a new Windows Operating system for a moment there :)

    9. Re:Serves people right.. by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Its also why toner refills have warnings not to drink the contents

      Do you mix yours with water before drinking? I've never seen liquid toner.

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    10. Re:Serves people right.. by cyril3 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I brought a new Iron the other day and in capital letters in the instruction book I was told to never iron clothes while I am wearing them and that while I could use the shot of steam while the iron was in an upright position I should not forget the previous instruction about not ironing the clothes I'm wearing.

      I think perhaps the kind of people who would do that do not or cannot read the instruction book anyway but until you realize that you can feel a little unempowered.

    11. Re:Serves people right.. by conan776 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ooh! I've been drinking the windex and spraying the toner in my eyes. No wonder.

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    12. Re:Serves people right.. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      My hair-dryer tag has quite a list of warnings, it practically says "Do not use with wet hair".

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    13. Re:Serves people right.. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Hey, once you've gone through all the cleaning fluid you can find at the office, toner does look a bit like liquid (this would be shortly before everything goes black).

      Personally, I think that people who are stupid enough to snort toner or iron clothes they are wearing should get exactly what's coming to them, and the judge in any case that is brought by Gross Idiocy should throw out the case and perhaps remand the dimwitted plaintif to the custody of the nice men in white coats.

      Stop keeping stupidity from HURTING folks. It's supposed to. That pain helps the learning process. People who can't learn that doing stupid things hurts shouldn't be sheilded.

      Here's hoping for a future where fewer peoples' last words are "Hey Y'all, Watch THIS!!!"

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    14. Re:Serves people right.. by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      there is always kazaa lite. on rare occasions, i've used it as a last resort for extremely rare files that are otherwise unobtainable

      --
      YOU SUCK BALLS!
    15. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a packet of nuts: "Warning, this product may contain nuts."

      Nuts... yep, that's what the world's gone.

    16. Re:Serves people right.. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Stop keeping stupidity from HURTING folks. It's supposed to. That pain helps the learning process. People who can't learn that doing stupid things hurts shouldn't be sheilded.

      You, my friendly freak, just got a fan.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    17. Re:Serves people right.. by rascal1182 · · Score: 1

      The coffee is hot, and I shouldn't pour it in my lap? Dammit!

      --

      "Yarrgh! I be just a paintin' of a head..."
    18. Re:Serves people right.. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I suppose ;). Can't for the life of me remember why I would have put you on the "foe" list.

      Probably some 3 AM knee-jerk reaction. fixed.

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    19. Re:Serves people right.. by johnalex · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gives a new meaning to the saying, "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

      --
      JA
      http://www.johnalex.org/
    20. Re:Serves people right.. by nitroamos · · Score: 0

      well, the toner and windex are actually easy to explain i think. if someone suspects that they can make an easy million by doing something (anything) they'll do it, even if it involves ignoring common sense.

    21. Re:Serves people right.. by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 1
      Problem is that dumb people make up a majority of internet users.

      Actually, recent studies have shown that a shocking 50% of the population has below-average intelligence.

      They're out there, and they're using the internet. Deal.

    22. Re:Serves people right.. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      That actually isn't a sign that people are incredibly stupid. Obviously everyone who sees a packet of nuts knows that the package contains nuts. The point of the warning is that a portion of society is allergic to nuts and there have been labeling laws passed which dictate that any food containing nuts must have a label on them proclaiming that fact. The guidelines were written in such a vague manner so that even a packet of nuts needs the warning. Of course, this isn't the worst thing in the world. You don't want companies making assumptions about what people know about the food they're buying. To someone who is creating packaging for a cereal, it may be obvious that it contains nuts but, perhaps, a busy shopper just looking for the cheapest product might grab it unaware that it contains nuts. There's nothing incredibly wrong with the example you cited, in my opinion.

      --
      I hate liberals. If you are a liberal, do not reply.
    23. Re:Serves people right.. by kalel666 · · Score: 1

      George Carlin has it right: The boy who eats too many marbles doesn't get to grow up and have kids of his own.

      --
      I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS
    24. Re:Serves people right.. by paragon_au · · Score: 1

      windex warns you not to spray it in your eyes

      How exactly am I meant to clean my eyes then? huh!

      Next you'll be telling me not to clean virsus off Mircosoft Windows with windex.

    25. Re:Serves people right.. by jackbird · · Score: 2, Interesting
      These guys give awards for this stuff.

      I especially like the fishing lure that says 'harmful if swallowed.'

    26. Re:Serves people right.. by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      This virus is actually a lot WORSE than ones I've seen in the past.

      NB: I don't use Windows, so I can't comment on what it would actually do on a Win box.

      Let's say you're a typical American college student with a Win box on your dorm network. Your friends mostly speak good English, and receiving a message purporting to be from one of them that says

      "This is my game effort.
      You are first player!
      Hope to enjoy!"

      is fairly obviously machine-generated and thus sounds suspicious.

      But when you get a message that says, in its entirety, "Mail transaction failed. Partial message is available," or "The message contains Unicode characters and has been sent as a binary attachment," along with an attachment of [filename].zip, well, that sounds pretty legitimate. Certainly, it sounds a lot more legitimate than the messages generated by Klez or Sircam or whatever.

      Never underestimate the power of social engineering to convince ignorant people...

      Some anecdotal stats: I've gotten nearly 50 of these since midnight to an address that I didn't even know that many Windows users HAD. Far and away most of the messages are from .EDU TLDs, but there have been a significant number from broadband accounts as well. This looks to be running absolutely rampant on college campuses.

      p

    27. Re:Serves people right.. by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      And your one of them. 50% of the population is below median intelligence.

    28. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell is gonna open a 3kb executable from kazaa?

      I did! Wow, this think works great!!!

    29. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement doesn't really disprove the other posters statement, although he might just have a hard time proving it.

      Uh, never mind.

    30. Re:Serves people right.. by glk572 · · Score: 1

      I like many /. readers never iorn my cloths anyway.

      --
      Well art is art isn't it, but then again water is water; and east is east; and west is west; and if you take cranberries
    31. Re:Serves people right.. by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1

      Who the hell is gonna open a 3kb executable from kazaa?

      Just name it Pokemon porn britney spears orgy funny limp bizkit korn sex horney bi anime nysync bsb fingering 69 boob tit pussy wet girls guys gay game hot cp;d hpt tupac rap rock food fat cock cum chat cartoon (1)(1)(1).bmp.exe

    32. Re:Serves people right.. by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      there is always kazaa lite. on rare occasions, i've used it as a last resort for extremely rare files that are otherwise unobtainable

      What, porn & movies & mp3 & warez & games?

      I know there are legit reasons for Kazaa, but I've never seen any of them.

    33. Re:Serves people right.. by cyril3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree with your general comment about non obvious ingredients but not your application to this situation.

      I'd have thought the warning was akin more to one on nuts that says "Ingesting these nuts through your nose while driving may be hazardous". I mean they know its an iron and that irons are hot, that's their point. Be different if they grabbed a box at Walmart labled "Clothes Flattening Device" and they had never used an iron before.

    34. Re:Serves people right.. by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Well, it makes your language more colorful and makes you see REALLY good. Who wouldn't want really clean eyeballs? ...please, dear god, nobody take that seriously.

    35. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame the US legal system for this, not manufacturers.

      With a system that allows ridiculous cases to prevail - such as people suing when they scald themselves with hot coffee after sticking it in their crotch at a driveaway - its hardly surprising you get such warnings.

    36. Re:Serves people right.. by stor · · Score: 1

      Not to mention all those Silica Gel satchets that warn you "Do not Eat".

      Darren Casey (an Aussie comedian) said it best:

      (Summarised)

      "I bought a pair of shoes. When I opened the box and took out the shoes a little bag of Silica Gel dropped out. I read the satchet and it said 'Desiccated Silica Gel: Do Not Eat'. I thought 'Thank God they warned me. Whenever I buy a pair of shoes I like to rummage around: see if there's something I might _eat_'"

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    37. Re:Serves people right.. by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Well, I didnt see any mention of 3kb exes in the Semantic warning. However, I know that there are viruses that can infect *any* exe file.
      This would mean that it can spread via any p2p network, not just Kazaa.
      And it's already been proven that a worm spreads faster than the Anti-virus manufactures can distribute patches, so there really is no 100% foolproof strategy.

    38. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the washing machines at the laundromat say "Do not put persons in machines" - I chuckle every time I do my laundry... now where did I put my wife....?

    39. Re:Serves people right.. by juletre · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a qoute I read at bash.org. " The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

      --
      "he, who has quotes in his signature, is a douche" - unknown.
    40. Re:Serves people right.. by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      "It installs spyware that monitors keyboard activity. If you type an email address on a PC that has Kazaa, that address will be spammed into oblivion."
      Kazaa monitors your keybord activity? Do you have anything to back up that claim?

      While it is widely known that Kazaa is spyware, I find your claim to be bit "out there". So do you have any evidence?

      --
      Clever signature text goes here.
    41. Re:Serves people right.. by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      Who the hell is gonna open a 3kb executable from kazaa?

      Noone, it is disguised as a 700MB download of the new Britney Spears movie (and yes it is very bad of me that I know it exists)

      --
      -- The Internet is a too slow way of doing things, you'd never do without it.
    42. Re:Serves people right.. by B2382F29 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're one of them too?

      --
      Move Sig. For great justice.
    43. Re:Serves people right.. by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0

      That's why I only use Kazaa to download movies, music and pr0n ;)

      --
      This is the sig that says NI (again)
    44. Re:Serves people right.. by lukestuts · · Score: 1

      d a r l @ s c o . c o m d a r l @ s c o . c o m d a r l @ s c o . c o m ...

    45. Re:Serves people right.. by the+endless · · Score: 1
      I brought a new Iron the other day and in capital letters in the instruction book I was told to never iron clothes while I am wearing them and that while I could use the shot of steam while the iron was in an upright position I should not forget the previous instruction about not ironing the clothes I'm wearing.

      But people dumb enough to do this do exist. I have personally witnessed a friend (who shall remain nameless) iron his trousers whilst wearing them. To his credit, he did have the intelligence to promptly learn not to attempt this a second time.

    46. Re:Serves people right.. by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Actually according to some people Windex cures all ailments.

    47. Re:Serves people right.. by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me.. not all mp3s are illegal. Some people actually WANT you to download and spread their music..

      --
      DJ kRYPT's Free MP3s!
    48. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

      and my own personal corollary, "never underestimate the power of large people in stupid groups"

      :)

    49. Re:Serves people right.. by cens0r · · Score: 1

      well when it is renamed win98crack.exe or winzipkeygen.exe, lots of people are going to start opening.

      --
      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    50. Re:Serves people right.. by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      My dad's pager has a warning sticker on the battery cover:

      WARNING: DO NOT EAT BATTERY COVER

      --

      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    51. Re:Serves people right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Virgin Mobile came with the following instructions (amoungst others):

      "Do not use inside a microwave oven"...

      Need I say more.

  6. Reuters Story by ThousandStars · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's another story.

    Funny that I come to submit the article and already find it at the top of the page...

    1. Re:Reuters Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and 76,000 other people. Not that funny.

  7. DoS SCO by insmod_ex · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How is that a bad thing?

  8. DDOS SCO by forsetti · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok -- which one of you wrote this.....

    --
    10b||~10b -- aah, what a question!
    1. Re:DDOS SCO by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative
      Ok -- which one of you wrote this.....

      Nobody from here - we would have just done it with a perl script or some javascript embedded in an html emails' <body onload="melt_the_litigious_bastards_servers()"> tag.
      Hmmm .... now let's see...

    2. Re:DDOS SCO by Catharz · · Score: 1

      Ok -- which one of you wrote this.....

      I don't know, but I sure hope they take Paypal donations.

      --
      To know that you know what you know, and that you do not know what you do not know, that is true wisdom. --Scooby Doo
    3. Re:DDOS SCO by balthan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on now, you should realize by now that people here don't actually DO anything. Sure, we talk a lot of crap about how thing should be done, but we're a bit short on the actually doing.

    4. Re:DDOS SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that this would involve loading Windows...

    5. Re:DDOS SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I did. ;^)

    6. Re:DDOS SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      10b||~10b -- aah, what a question!
      Oh, so completly True! Always!
    7. Re:DDOS SCO by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny
      we're a bit short on the actually doing.

      No, we sometimes sign petitions at petitiononline.com

    8. Re:DDOS SCO by meznak · · Score: 1

      I was going to make a similar comment, but why bother?

      --
      Evil is the money of all root.
  9. Virus... by pardasaniman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in my day, viruses came in via the boot-sector of floppy drive. You actually had to know fudge to write one.

    You yung whipper-snapper virus writers and your MS holes got it way too easy.

    On one hand it seems to be written by the RIAA, on the other it looks like some linux loony, can it be both?!

    1. Re:Virus... by SiliconAddict · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boot Sectors?! You guys had it lucky.

      In my day we had to throw various insects into giant mainframe machines

    2. Re:Virus... by nuclearsnake · · Score: 1

      Back in my day, viruses came in via the boot-sector of floppy drive. You actually had to know fudge to write one

      You were lucky you had a boot-sector! All we got were sock-sectors! You were happy if you got two that matched!

      --
      See the forbiden post Here
    3. Re:Virus... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >You actually had to know fudge to write one.

      Yeah, like the words "chiba north".

      (Or did I get that wrong? It's been a long while.)

      --
      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    4. Re:Virus... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Technically this would be a trojan whose payload is a virus (the transmission vectors are e-mail (you have to open it) and Kazaa (you have to download it), so it wouldn't be MS holes - it's a user stupidity hole.

      I'm definitely thinking some nutcase who REALLY wants to see SCO die, and has something against Kazaa. Attacking Windows will get people to switch to Linux (good for Linux loony, bad for RIAA), and attacking SCO might get them to back off (good for Linux loony, bad for RIAA if SCO is in bed with Microsoft). As for Kazaa, maybe Mr. Loony had a Windows system too many to clean spyware off of, and got ticked. Attacking Kazaa makes sense for the RIAA, but this attacks Windows, which is the ideal platform for the RIAA to use DRM on. It also attacks SCO, whose downfall would mean the downfall of the Linux lawsuit (they WILL lose, bastard - you DON'T need to attack them!), meaning Linux would live on as competition to the DRM platform, Windows. It's not the RIAA.

    5. Re:Virus... by interiot · · Score: 1

      This isn't a virus that exploits any holes in windows, it's a worm that exploits holes in user's heads. Users have to either download an exe from kazaa and run it, or open up a strange email, unpack the zip file (named message.zip/message.htm(tons of spaces)exe, text.zip/text.exe, and other names), and run the exe inside. Given that the worm is spreading so quickly, this means that people's stupidity once again surpasses our wildest expectations.

    6. Re:Virus... by pla · · Score: 1

      This isn't a virus that exploits any holes in windows, it's a worm that exploits holes in user's heads.

      Except that, by making us want to run it, perhaps this one gets the title of the world's first memetic virus (and no, I didn't mispell "mimetic")!

      Somehow, considering the low chance of anyone manually-but-accidentally running this one, I'd have to say the author wrote it not so much as a virus, but as a "plausible deniability frontend" to a mostly-voluntary community-based DDOS against SCO.


      Given that the worm is spreading so quickly, this means that people's stupidity once again surpasses our wildest expectations.

      Such naivete... Again, I'd consider it far more likely, people run this one on purpose.

      Now if they'd just add the RIAA and MPAA and the BSA (and I could probably come up with a few other (dis)interest-groups to add to it as well), I'd consider it almost a required install on any new system. ;-)

    7. Re:Virus... by interiot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, it allegedly opens a backdoor on port 3127, so I'd think you'd either want to not run it at all, or make sure you will be able to keep your firewall up until such time that you verify the virus is completely removed from your system.

    8. Re:Virus... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      You had giant mainframe machines? All we had were gears. Unfortunatly somebody threw a monkey wrench into it and then we were underfunded (But she was a lovely lady to talk to), So we never quite finished.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    9. Re:Virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Back in my day, viruses came in via the boot-sector of floppy drive. You actually had to know fudge to write one.

      And if your floppy disk was infected with a damn 500KB virus you'd notice it pretty quickly.

    10. Re:Virus... by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, but back when I was a lad we didn't have machines to do it for us - we had to catch viruses ourselves by coming into physical contact with infected tissue.

    11. Re:Virus... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Sectors? you had Sectors? On a Disk?

      Sheer luxury. When I was a pup, we had blocks on a tape. They went from one giant reel to another, and we were damned glad for it.

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    12. Re:Virus... by Yakman · · Score: 1

      "chiba city"

    13. Re:Virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I was working on a virus for Apple ][ before I even heard of the term. I wanted to make the Apple ][s in the computer lab act strangely to confuse my annoying CS teacher. Was planning on hiding the program in the DOS 3.3 code on the floppies, and make it so that formating the disk would include the new code.

    14. Re:Virus... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      Yeah, like the words "chiba north".

      "chiba city". Probably a Neuromancer reference. I've seen other VCL builds with "rosebud" as the unlock code.

      --YLFI
      --
      One god, one market, one truth, one consumer.
    15. Re:Virus... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tissue? Ohhh, how we would have wallowed in the luxury!
      In in my day, single-cell organisms floated about in the primordial ooze, dreaming of the abacus, and hoping to even spot a loose piece of RNA, much less contact it.
      And you try to explain *that* to the youth of today...

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    16. Re:Virus... by Nimrangul · · Score: 1

      They won't believe ya. They won't.

      --
      I'm sick of following my dreams - I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
    17. Re:Virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in my day .. We had to assembly our own lifeforms from freeking atoms!

      You kids now, with your handy little single celled lifeforms. You got it so easy.

    18. Re:Virus... by Rallion · · Score: 1

      I really wouldn't say they have something against Kazaa. Let's face it, it's a damn good transmission vector for a user-stupidity virus. The only reason I've ever used K-Lite is because of the incredibly massive user base.

    19. Re:Virus... by tgd · · Score: 1

      Back in my day, you could actually cure all the ones you'd get that way!

    20. Re:Virus... by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Well in my day it was more like insects eating my abacus.

    21. Re:Virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a bug, rather than a virus?

    22. Re:Virus... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Tape? Geez, you kids think you had it so hard. Back when I was a kid, we didn't have no fancy tape, your program code was printed off and you had to enter it by hand, all 100,000 lines, every time there was a power failure!

      --
      It's been a long time.
    23. Re:Virus... by sirius_bbr · · Score: 1

      Organisms????

      Back in my day, we had nothing but some floating molecules on the loose, and we had to tie all sorts of dna together ourselfs, with our bare, ... erh...

      Oh yeah... And we liked it that way!

      --
      this sig has intentionally been left blank
    24. Re:Virus... by kerb · · Score: 1

      single-celled organism? back in the day, what we only have is this damn giant turtle.

    25. Re:Virus... by noda132 · · Score: 1

      Back in my day, we had nothing but some floating molecules

      You were lucky to have molecules! We hadn't even heard of quarks yet! Molecules? Hmph.

  10. Oh no by Raster+Burn · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Now Darl seems to have some credibility with the Linux == terrorism threat. Good going, guys....

    1. Re:Oh no by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why on earth would you assume that it would be some fringe Linux zealot? It could be a pissed off SCO employee, an investor, someone from IBM, any number of UNIX developers. SCO pissed off a lot of people and you don't actually HAVE to use Linux or even care about it to be smart enough to exploit a dumbass Windows user's gullibility.

      The only thing more blatantly paranoid than YOUR comment would be to say that Darl himself wrote and released it to make people like you say things like that. Except, Darl is a meathead and I doubt he can spell his own name, so I doubt he wrote it.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    2. Re:Oh no by aralin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now Darl seems to have some credibility with the Linux == terrorism threat. Good going, guys....

      I'm not so sure, this was obviously done by a WINDOWS hacker. Most of the Linux hackers I know have no freaking idea about MS Windows internals and they honestly don't even care for that sort of "knowledge".

      --
      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    3. Re:Oh no by Phillup · · Score: 1

      If the virus were written by Linux zealots, it would do an ftp install of Linux... and DDOS SCO during the install.

      Kill two birds with one stone...

      ;-)

      --

      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    4. Re:Oh no by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Why on earth would you assume that it would be some fringe Linux zealot? It could be a pissed off SCO employee, an investor, someone from IBM, any number of UNIX developers."

      a.) The fringe Linux zealots are upset enough to do something like that.

      b.) An SCO employee, investor, or somebody from IBM isn't going to attract legal attention.

      c.) There aren't many people who'd prioritize an attack on SCO over ... well anything else.

      It'd be moronic for a Linux zealot to not be at the top of the suspects list for what happened here.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    5. Re:Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIAA: "But they'll know it was us!"
      virus writer: "Wait, let me add in a DoS attack."

    6. Re:Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be mod-up the pussies day

    7. Re:Oh no by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure, this was obviously done by a WINDOWS hacker.

      Except that a windows hacker wouldn't give a rat's ass about SCO.

      --
      /* oops I accidentally made a comment, sorry */
      /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    8. Re:Oh no by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      Not obviously. I think it's fair to say that, since geeks will be geeks (myself included), anyone with alot of knowledge about Linux probably knows a good bit about Windows. After all, most Linux hackers I know were raised on the Windows platform to begin with. Couple that "base" of knowledge with a general knowledge of computers, a bit of ASM (maybe), and internet access (to read the MS security bulletins), and you have yourself a pool of thousands of Linux/Windows hackers who are capable of such an act.

    9. Re:Oh no by interiot · · Score: 1
      Unless they 1) worked for MS, or 2) worked for SCO, or (what you were hinting at) 3) was also a Linux hacker.

      It WAS obviously written by a linux hacker, the .exe is only 32k long, but does a fair number of things. Okay, it's not a pinacle of viruses (eg. like like SQLSlammer that was small enough to be sent in a single UDP packet), but it required at least some C/asm and windows library skill. Whereas half of the linux hackers wouldn't know what to do with a compiled language if they were stuck on a deserted island with one.

    10. Re:Oh no by interiot · · Score: 1
      (err, rather I should have said "obviously written by a windows hacker")

      (when will slashdot catch up with the times and make comments be editable afterwards?)

    11. Re:Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (when will slashdot catch up with the times and make comments be editable afterwards?)

      (have you read the faq?)
      (it comments on this very point)
      (apparently the idea is to stop people going back and "changing history")
      (once you've said something it's said, all you can do is try and clarify it, you can't unsay it)
      (it's deliberate, in other words)

      (by the way, are you a Lisp hacker by any chance?)

    12. Re:Oh no by Progman3K · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Now Darl seems to have some credibility with the Linux == terrorism threat.

      No, he doesn't; it's a Windows virus, not a Linux virus.

      Windows == terrorism

      Proof that Windows is a danger to national and economic security.

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    13. Re:Oh no by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It'd be moronic for a Linux zealot to not be at the top of the suspects list for what happened here.

      There's absolutely no reason to believe that. While I wouldn't be surprised if some fringe looney tune did release it, I'd be equally unsurprised to discover it was a disgruntled SCO employee or just somebody looking to make Linux users in general look bad publicly.

      Or, to put it another way, until there's evidence pointing at someone, I'm not going to go jumping off the conclusion cliff like so many of the other folks here have already done.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    14. Re:Oh no by interiot · · Score: 1

      Ahh. Yes, I've read it, I just forgot. Nope, not a lisp hacker. Just that, since birth, I've always had a slight lisp when I type.

    15. Re:Oh no by betat · · Score: 1

      "I'm not so sure, this was obviously done by a WINDOWS hacker. Most of the Linux hackers I know have no freaking idea about MS Windows internals"

      All it takes is one, my dear friend.

    16. Re:Oh no by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      D...a...r...y...
      D...a..i...
      D...a...h...r...
      D ...e..r...

      That's it, I'm calling my mommy.

      --
      It's been a long time.
  11. Symantec / F-Secure haven't finished because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This virus was written by McAfee. It'll take them a little while to catch up.

  12. Bad example... by evilmuffins · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is pretty obvious that this was written by someone in the Linux community. But, is this really the way to fight againest SCO? Whoever wrote this virus is kind of like an angery 6th grader, who orders pizza to a bullies house because the bully stole their lunch money.

    1. Re:Bad example... by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      It is pretty obvious that this was written by someone in the Linux community.

      It is not at all obvious to me, Sherlock. How did you deduce this?

      --
      It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
    2. Re:Bad example... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's NOT obvious that it was written by someone in the Linux community. If you look at who has the most motivation (ie: follow the money), it's certanly NOT the linux community. We know we're going to win, 'cause SCO is already pretty much discredited.

      So who has the motivation? People who've shorted SCO stock and need it to fall, so they can cover their position. People who've invested in SCO and need a reason to sell off without explaining that they bought into something stupid. Not us.

    3. Re:Bad example... by etherwolf · · Score: 1

      Umm, how many viruses DON'T fall under this category? I mean it wouldn't be much of a virus if it actually accomplished something besides destroying computers or clogging servers ...

    4. Re:Bad example... by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 4, Funny
      is this really the way to fight against SCO?

      Humour aside, if that was the intention of the virus, it should bring down the SCO email server (mail.sco.com) as well as www.sco.com. This would hurt sales and cause a major inconvenience.

      SCO's lawyers are probably 'creating' a lawsuit as we speak - claiming the portions of the virus are SCO IP. (Which is just as believable as Linux containing SCO's code.)

      SCO could also have written the virus - to hurt the image of their competition.

    5. Re:Bad example... by shrewtamer · · Score: 1

      It's obvious that this virus was written by someone who wanted to dos sco. Not that it was written by someone in the linux community. Maybe it was written by someone at SCO wanting to get more hits on their irrelevant site.
      Be careful with concepts like "the linux community". Wittgenstein writes very interestingly on the subject of classification near the beginning of his Philosophical Investigations. He talks about the concept of "games" and how there is not one quality or qualities common to all games - it is like a family relationship or a string with many threads.
      The linux community is a very broad class of people.
      Now forget fuzzy logic, I want fuzzy classes. How do I do that in C++? Hmmmm. Weakly typed, OO language with multiple inheritance....Any ideas?
      Wittgenstein would say our brains work like this, this is how we use language - can we get a computer to work like that?
      I know this is starting to get off topic, but that's got to be a good idea when SCO comes up.

    6. Re:Bad example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty obvious that this was written by someone that uses Windows and also likes to do programming with it ... it may even be some VB code ... uhg!

    7. Re:Bad example... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Well, it has SCO IP in it. In fact it is 216.250.130.37.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    8. Re:Bad example... by tb3 · · Score: 1

      This would hurt sales and cause a major inconvenience.
      SCO has sales? I thought they shut down that department to make more room for legal.

      --

      www.lucernesys.comHorizon: Calendar-based personal finance

    9. Re:Bad example... by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 1

      So who has the motivation? People who've shorted SCO stock and need it to fall, so they can cover their position. People who've invested in SCO and need a reason to sell off without explaining that they bought into something stupid. Not us.

      Amen to that. That's exactly what I thought when I first read the articles. Many people have gone short on SCOX in the last few weeks.

      --
      All Hail Discordia. Hail Eris. Fnord.
    10. Re:Bad example... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Humour aside, if that was the intention of the virus, it should bring down the SCO email server (mail.sco.com) as well as www.sco.com. This would hurt sales and cause a major inconvenience.

      Wait a second, hurt sales? Are you suggesting that people actually buy things from SCO? Even still?

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    11. Re:Bad example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts as well. Seems more likely that they wrote this themselves so they would have an excuse not to sell anything or answer emails.

    12. Re:Bad example... by imnoteddy · · Score: 1
      SCO could also have written the virus - to hurt the image of their competition.

      Not likely. Most Lawyers I meet can barely use email. None of them is as computer savvy as a script kiddie.

      --
      No electrons were harmed creating this post, though some may have been subjected to electrical and/or magnetic fields.
    13. Re:Bad example... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about. It is far more "obvious" that this was written by SCO itself to discredit the "Linux community". This one is obviously timed to match when SCO is going to get in trouble with the courts, so they can make press releases saying they are being attacked by all those mean old Linux people, and bury any bad press releases from the court actions.

  13. Imagine That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine that... a new Microsoft bug which can be used to harm SCO. Is there a better early-christmas present for the average /. reader?

  14. That's not a virus by cdgod · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a message from God!

    --
    This .Sig is left intentionally humourless.
    1. Re:That's not a virus by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "That's a message from God!"

      Hmm I dunno, could have been an accident. The smite button is right next to the Windows key.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:That's not a virus by cyt0plas · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think God has better things to do than write a Windows virus. Plus, I suspect he would do a lot better job.

      --
      Contact Me (got tired of viruses emailing me).
  15. idiots. by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    5 posts so far, and 3 of them are of the "I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN A SCO.COM DDOS" variety.

    people... that is illegal and not the way to win the fight.

    i'd say more, but i have to go load that virus on my 3 other laptops.

    --
    MARIJUANA, SHROOMS, X: ONLINE?! - E
    1. Re:idiots. by Locky · · Score: 1

      An understandable recourse of action when you consider SCO have faced no legal scrutiny for their crimes.

    2. Re:idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, a skrillionaire

    3. Re:idiots. by MikeXpop · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...that is illegal and not the way to win the fight...
      --
      WANT TO BUY ILLEGAL DRUGS ONLINE? - EDRUGTRADER.COM! [edrugtrader.com]
      Hmm....
      --
      Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
    4. Re:idiots. by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Has anyone EVER been charged for accidentally installing a virus on their machine? Not 'convicted', not even 'prosecuted,' but charged? Millions of these messages are running around on the net right now. It's pretty much the best Get Out of Jail Free card you're likely ever going to get for participating in a DDoS attack against the Mordor Alliance.

    5. Re:idiots. by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Trying to DDoS SCO is illegal? What about what /. been doing nearly every day?

      Oops. I think I hear SCO lawyers slithering out back...
      =Smidge=

    6. Re:idiots. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      ...that is illegal and not the way to win the fight...

      You're so right. I suggest we nuke Utah.

    7. Re:idiots. by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Funny

      people... that is illegal and not the way to win the fight.

      Tell that to SCO

      --
      In London? Need a Physics Tutor?

      American Weblog in London

    8. Re:idiots. by Dazhel · · Score: 1

      ...from orbit?

      It's the only way to be sure.

    9. Re:idiots. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, it *is* funny. Not particularly wise to comment that way, but funny. (And I notice that you couldn't refrain.)

      And I must admit, that I have the same emotional reaction. Like seeing someone you hate being splashed with mud from a car driving by...you just think "If only I'd done that" enviously. But you don't really do it.

      And just in case: DON'T DO IT!
      Publically chorteling about it is stupid enough, and likely to turn into bad PR. Intentionally doing it is a crime. And you will deserve the punishment you get for aiding SCO's public image.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    10. Re:idiots. by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      Tell that to SCO
      I would but their website appears down and I don't know their email address...
    11. Re:idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this motion. Please Nuke Idaho too please

  16. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got me again, you bastard. I hate this troll.

  17. hmm... by fjordboy · · Score: 1

    I figured there must be a new virus... I've received about 20 emails or so in just a couple hours. They're all around 30-35k and they have random titles and subjects.

  18. Coverate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all so exciting it made little timmy forget how to spell

  19. This should make us look very professional. by Tassleman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com

    Great. This will give SCO some good PR ammo. Thanks guys.

    1. Re:This should make us look very professional. by e-Motion · · Score: 1

      Great. This will give SCO some good PR ammo. Thanks guys.

      Prediction: now the slashdot conspiracy theorists will say that it's likely that SCO wrote it themselves.

    2. Re:This should make us look very professional. by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      heh, that's just what THEY want you to think...

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    3. Re:This should make us look very professional. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been an unusually good day for Slashdot comments...

    4. Re:This should make us look very professional. by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Great. This will give SCO some good PR ammo. Thanks guys.

      Who is the "us" you're referring to? Are you a virus writer? If this was Linux fanboys doing this they'd write a Linux virus since they don't even own a copy of Windows remember?

    5. Re:This should make us look very professional. by millette · · Score: 1
      Yeah, "sco did it" :)

      But seriously, I already received 3 copies. I didn't know it was a virus, but a zip containing a upxed file? Yeah, quick, let's run it to see what it is!

      Tip: always right-drag self-compressed files (.exe zip files) and decompress it with your usual tool.

    6. Re:This should make us look very professional. by Tassleman · · Score: 1

      You can play stupid word games all night, it doesn't change the fact that something like this makes ANYONE who is anti-SCO look bad, because it can arouse suspicion in the minds of people who don't see things as technically as some of us do.

    7. Re:This should make us look very professional. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, don't mentioning it that someone else who follows all this bullshit could be done by himself. Someone who wholeheartly hates SCO writes a virus - and now then everyone else here in ./ and Linux/Free Software community is to blame? Personally, I don't feel a guilt. And SCO PR was out of any usable ammo long time ago. I wish them /., DOSS as much it can. Why? Because it's not a normal legal game anymore. They're against us, against our freedom. Don't you get it? It's a war, not the peace talks anymore. They want to protect their lifestyle, their point of view how to world must be done. They don't get a 'collabration', 'democracy', 'sharing'. They want to be the one.

      --
      user@ubuntubox:~$ stfu This server is going down for shutdown NOW!
  20. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NOT FUNNY! That's exactly how I expect SCO are going to try and spin this.

    What goes on?

    http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-21.html
    http://kerneltrap.org/node/view/1584
    http://news. zdnet.co.uk/software/linuxunix/0,39020 390,39118285,00.htm
    http://www.trusecure.com/know ledge/hype/20031209_l inux.shtml

    I see a pattern forming and it ain't pretty.

  21. Decisions... by Kyn · · Score: 1

    Hypothetically, this virus leads to a conundrum...

    If I were to be infected, do I remove the virus or do I leave it running and let it hammer SCO?

    Damn clever of them, if you ask me.

  22. Go virus go..... by preclose · · Score: 1

    I'm need this virus...I have an old windows box I was gonna reformat anyhow, so I might as well let this virus set up shop on if for a while. Now Darl has something else to whine about......

  23. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING ! by DanThe1Man · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Good troll. Got me.

  24. port it to linux! by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

    "Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com"

    for once, im sorry that my linux box isnt affected. =)

    --
    Gyrate Dot Org - "Where high-tech meets low-life"
    1. Re:port it to linux! by RY · · Score: 1

      Just upgrade your operating system to windowsXP or better.

      Oh wait you have linux never mind.

      .

    2. Re:port it to linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother.

    3. Re:port it to linux! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      #basic SCO ddos script
      ping www.sco.com

      #complex SCO ddos script
      wget http://www.sco.com
      #however you loop in a shell script (I don't know - I'm good on Windows, not linux)

    4. Re:port it to linux! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Just upgrade your operating system to windowsXP or better.

      Don't you mean windowsXP or worse?

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    5. Re:port it to linux! by pfleming · · Score: 2, Funny

      ping www.sco.com
      ping -f www.sco.com
      or how about a crontab entry?

      * * * * * wget -r http://www.sco.com /dev/null

    6. Re:port it to linux! by Haeleth · · Score: 1
      No need for a shell script. Just enter
      while true; do wget -rq http://www.sco.com; done &
      at a command prompt.

      Or rather don't, because you'll slow your own system to a crawl too. Not to mention it being a naughty thing to do.
    7. Re:port it to linux! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      0-100% CPU utilization in 0.000001 clock cycles! (and I only get 233 million of those per second, in case you are wondering)

  25. what do all these operating systems share? by himitsu · · Score: 1

    Why is it that this virus can infect all Microsoft operating systemy? As far as I know there are significant differences between how Windows XP(NT) and Windows 95 operate. Is there some common factor that I'm failing to understand here?

    1. Re:what do all these operating systems share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, idiots running executable files or using an MS mail client with scripting enabled.

    2. Re:what do all these operating systems share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's rather obvious. All those OSs have binary compatiblity. This virus doesn't exploit anything in the OS - it's just a program the user is tricked into running.

    3. Re:what do all these operating systems share? by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      The user...that's the common factor.

      --
      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
    4. Re:what do all these operating systems share? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Well, they do share Win32. The WinNT implementation is the more complete implementation, but most code will run on the Win95 implementation (the least complete "full" implementation). After all, a Win16 virus could still do damage to even a WinXP system (not very well, however).

  26. No Arg V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, really telling of the programmer. I'd imagine he/she is a C programmer as well... argv, argc -> No Argv Hmm, interesting.

  27. DDoS by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's all fun and jokes at first, but if we look at it from the public's eyes, these types of attacks give a bad name to OSS and the Linux community.

    Obviously, SCO has many ennemies. Most of them are probably nix users and the public knows that. If we want to have the public favor OSS, reputation is also important.

    Just my 0.02$

    --
    DrkBr
    1. Re:DDoS by BakaMark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the flip side of the coin, it could have been created by SCO in order to hammer their own systems, and get the fact that people are purposely bombarding them into the press to make others in big business feel pity for them.

      This will work well for SCO from a PR standpoint.

    2. Re:DDoS by slimme · · Score: 1

      Why do you think this one was written by the OSS or Linux community?

      There's no evidence whatsoever for this claim.

      Virus writers allways try to attack high profile targets in the real world or in geekspace: we have seen www.whitehouse.gov, windowsupdate.microsoft.com, www.sco.com and countless others.

      I see no evidence that this one is written bij the OSS or Linux community.

    3. Re:DDoS by DarrenWhite · · Score: 1

      Exactly.. Which is why the virus probably came from SCO or Micro$oft.. :)

    4. Re:DDoS by glinden · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that this is only true if the virus writers represent the Linux community.

      Just because the virus attacks SCO and some Linux users dislike SCO doesn't mean that there's any guilt for the Linux community. That'd be like saying that Al Queda hates the US and so do some people in [pick any of a number of countries], therefore all citizens of that country are complicit in the 9/11 attack.

    5. Re:DDoS by Sacks · · Score: 0
      Most of them are probably nix users and the public knows that.

      Respectfully, I disagree. The General public do not know or care what operating system that they have on their machines. The only care they have is will it work and can they figure out how to use the simple programs and does it look cool.

      While you point toward the OSS or Linux crowd, there is no proof what-so-ever of their involment. If the site was www.networksolutions.com or www.whocares.com, you would not be able to use your statement.

      Respectfully, do not point fingers without more proof than what website is attacked.

      I see your .02 cents and call!

    6. Re:DDoS by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      >these types of attacks give a bad name to OSS and the Linux community.

      Windows had a bad reputation for viruses way before this started.

      This has nothing to do with Linux.

      It has more to do with how unsecure Windows is.

      Darl should sue Microsoft... Wait, he can't sue the people funding his "steal linux" endeavour, can he?

      Anyhow, the majority of the world hasn't got a clue about SCO or the lies they are spreading.

      This will be perceived as just another Windows virus.

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    7. Re:DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you are suggesting that SCO would commit a very serious felony by releasing a virus into the wild that takes their own website off the internet, just to get a blurb in the papers?

      Actually, they might really be that insane...

      But it's still probably some Linux script kiddie.

    8. Re:DDoS by ionpro · · Score: 1

      ... and just because some Linux code also appears in SCO's Unix doesn't mean that the lines were copied there illegally by IBM or anyone else. But that hasn't stopped Darl from proclaiming it so, has it? Does anyone think SCO will _not_ claim this was written by overzelous Linux hax0r types?

      I didn't think so.

    9. Re:DDoS by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But it's still probably some Linux script kiddie.

      The virus only runs on MSWind. Whoever did it is someone who has studied MSWind in at least a specialized area. I haven't heard any indication that he runs Linux...except, of course, that SCO is the target. But that could be anyone who would benefit, or thinks he could benefit, from SCO getting hit. (Including in-group prestige.) I wouldn't exclude someone indirectly subsidized by MS...though I doubt most of their "black ops" groups would show that kind of creative stupidity. Still, if you arrange it through cut-outs it might be safe enough. The benefit isn't obvious, however. SCO could at least reasonably calculate a cost/benefit. And nobody else in particular comes to mind. But then I've never heard of anyone who was "credited" with the creation of a virus either before or after they were given attribution.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    10. Re:DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effects of this virus are so similar to other mail viruses that it probably was just a hack job. To suggest that all Linux users have so little knowledge of Windows to make this thing is silly.

      Not only is SCO getting hit, but this fullfills the prominent Linux Advocacy point about Windows viruses. "In-group prestige" among 16 year olds works very differently.

    11. Re:DDoS by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, I sure don't have enough knowledge of MSWind to do it...without writing it in Python or something. And I don't think studying the kernel more would enable me to.

      So whoever did it was enabled to do it by their MSWind connections, not by their Linux connections.

      OTOH, I suppose that it's possible that a bit of studying assembler, and hacking with a byte editor would allow me to adapt a working MSWind virus...but then I couldn't test it. And it would be caught immediately by any virus scanner. So something involving closer connections to MSWind is indicated. (Mind you, I know there are many dual booters, but it's the MSWind connection that enables them to create the virus.)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    12. Re:DDoS by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      bullshit man. how does this virus have ANYTHING to do with OSS??? it's a windows virus, probably written in god damn VB. sure SCO will blame it on those evil nameless OSS people, but like everything they spout, they have nothing to back up their claims. comments like yours just give their envitable PR stunts credability.

      --
      If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
    13. Re:DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you call it MSWind one more time I'm going to mod bomb you. That is THE STUPIDEST and most ANNOYING abbreviation I've ever heard for Windows. What is the point of it? You're typing 6 characters by typing MSWind... Windows is only 7 characters. So not only do you not save any time (sure is hard to reach for that last s) you make yourself look & sound like a fool. STFU already.

      (AC for obvious reasons)

    14. Re:DDoS by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we want to have the public favor OSS, reputation is also important.

      Please. The average Joe knows nothing about OSS. We have no way to inform him as to our motives and principles, because he will be told what those in power want him to know. There is no PR angle we can take to affect that public perception, because we do not have the required power.

      --
      who are those slashdot people? they swept over like Mongol-Tartars.
  28. At VT by ShishCoBob · · Score: 1

    Here at VT I've had to remove it off many computers. It looks like it has infected some people higher up too. It's being mailed on a campus wide listserv. No one has will have updated theit virus definitions yet.

    --
    http://www.maximum-cars.com - My little hobbie.
  29. This is not a good thing by Tyrdium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think about it. Until now, the Linux community has seemed very innocent over this whole issue. It's simply a matter of a company trying to oppress people for it's own gain (at least in the courts' eye). When people start doing illegal things such as writing viruses to get back at SCO, on the other hand, the Linux community loses much of its innocence. Look beyond the surface; this is a big PR hit for the Linux community. Remember the debate when SCO was DDoSed? This is the same thing, but much worse, and on a larger scale. Writing a virus in itself is illegal, given their nature, and a DDoS is also illegal (I'm not counting Slashdottings and the like).

    1. Re:This is not a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Writing a virus is not illegal.

    2. Re:This is not a good thing by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that this virus doesn't help our case any... infantile behavior rarely does. That said, I think computer geeks are already considered vaguely dangerous... hopefully this won't change that too much.

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    3. Re:This is not a good thing by finkployd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What leads you to believe this is someone from the Linux community? I say it is equally likely someone who hates Linux and wants to make it look bad. Out of work MCSE? SCO employee (assuming they still have people there who can code)? Who knows. Given that this whole SCO mess has been nothing more than a PR war I wouldn't put it past them to have someone do this to improve their image.

      Finkployd

    4. Re:This is not a good thing by quantaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What leads you to believe this is someone from the Linux community?

      Doesn't matter, unless they catch the writer and prove it to be something else. As you showed with the SCO conspiracy theory it's the Linux community that is going to catch the flack.

      --
      I stole this Sig
    5. Re:This is not a good thing by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. Think about it. This virus has mass e-mailing capabilities. Obviously, the sco DoS was simply to make it look like it wasn't coming from a spammer. That's my thought, at least. I feel the mass mailing is far greater of a benefit to _someone_ than is dossing SCO, sco just being a convenient coverup. This is assuming, of course, that there's no one in the open source community that supports spammers. After all, so many tools against and only a few of the slashdot commentors, even, don't completely condemn them.

      So really, spam is _yet again_ associated with terrorism.

      -DrkShadow

    6. Re:This is not a good thing by ThomK · · Score: 1

      What leads you to believe it isn't a Slashdot subscriber? It's probably someone reading this right now as this website proliferates more anti-sco-ism than any others that come to mind.

      --

      TK

    7. Re:This is not a good thing by pla · · Score: 1

      When people start doing illegal things such as writing viruses to get back at SCO, on the other hand, the Linux community loses much of its innocence.

      When we bend over for SCO by playing along at the "US legal system" game/joke, we lose even if they do as well.

      This will cost SCO money, possibly inconvenience them severely, and really has no impact whatsoever on their pending lawsuits. Good! The courts haven't done their job of spanking Darl for wasting our time and money, about time someone did.


      Some people define insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. When you try to play fair over and over, and keep losing yet expect not to... Well... Take that as you will. But I for on will cheer this worm on.

    8. Re:This is not a good thing by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Maybe the fact that it is a Windows virus, and most /.ers would boot into Windows except to play Everquest?

    9. Re:This is not a good thing by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Very good counter argument. I'm sure we will find out soon enough. Writing these viruses is against a LOT of laws, so we'll find out when the eventual arrest is made. It would be awesome if the person turns out to be exactly as you say: either a SCO employee or an MCSE....Can only hope I guess.

      --
      Sig it.
    10. Re:This is not a good thing by Tyrdium · · Score: 1

      I never said that I believe it's someone from the Linux community. However, people representative of the Linux community have the skills and motive to create one, so it could easily be blamed on them. I wouldn't put it past SCO, MS, et al. either, but they aren't the most direct suspects. And given that this virus will probably make Linux look bad, it's a very real possibility. You can't rule out the Linux community, though. Just because you and I are perfectly law-abiding Linux users doesn't mean that everyone is.

    11. Re:This is not a good thing by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      The Linux community is pretty big. Even if it was some Linux user, who cares? You can't judge every member of a community by the actions of one person.

    12. Re:This is not a good thing by nathanh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When people start doing illegal things such as writing viruses to get back at SCO, on the other hand, the Linux community loses much of its innocence.

      The "Linux community" did not write this virus. At least, I don't recall seeing the "Let's Write Viruses" thread on LKML. There's no "Anti-SCO DDOS Virus" project on Sourceforge.

      This DDOS virus was probably written by a lone individual. The Linux community is not responsible for the actions of individuals.

      I consider it just as likely that the virus was written by SCO to garner sympathy. Their stock is in decline (again) and they need something to talk about in their next stock-pumping press release.

    13. Re:This is not a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, most slashdotters boot into Windows to read slashdot.

    14. Re:This is not a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, hey retard. Most /. readers are on Windows. Taco has said it himself many times. Buttmunch.

    15. Re:This is not a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest that you go to dictionary.com and look up the word "Joke." The mention of EverQuest was a big fat honking cluestick. And by the way, how old are you? I haven't heard "retard" and "buttmunch" used since I was in high school (which was probably before you were born).

    16. Re:This is not a good thing by krmt · · Score: 1
      SCO employee (assuming they still have people there who can code)?
      Well, they're definitely not working on UNIXware. I mean, geez, all they managed to show off at their Road Show was that they hand bundled in gimp-print and Samba. So if they do have programmers, they have to be doing something. Right?
      --

      "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

    17. Re:This is not a good thing by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 1

      I would venture to say that most linux and unix users are not very experienced with windows (WIN32) programming. In order to write a virus, one needs to be comfortable with the environment. Heck, even RMS + Linus + Alan Cox + Cmdr Taco together can't get a Melissa virus coded even if they sat on it for a long time -- if not due to lack of ability and motive, at least due to the lack on interest in using the tools needed to create such viruses.

      S

    18. Re:This is not a good thing by Reziac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I un-UPX'd the virus and looked at the text strings. It struck me as a little odd that those related to email headers are ROT-13'd (no kidding, they really are). I've looked at a lot of email trojans, and this is the first time I've seen that done. Here's a sample:

      K-ZFZnvy-Cevbevgl: Abezny
      K-Cevbevgl: 3 boundary="%s"
      Pbagrag-Glcr: zhygvcneg/zvkrq;
      ZVZR-Irefvba: 1.0

      unROT-13'd, it becomes:

      X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
      X-Priority: 3 obhaqnel="%f"
      Content-Type: multipart/mixed;
      MIME-Version: 1.0

      Another ROT-13'd string in the virus:
      FZGC Freire Fbsgjner\Zvpebfbsg\Vagrearg Nppbhag Znantre\Nppbhagf
      decodes to:
      SMTP Server Software\Microsoft\Internet Account Manager\Accounts

      Overall, I get the impression that this is a one-shot by someone who isn't normally in the virus creation business, so to speak. It just doesn't "look right".

      Anyone who's disassembled it have any comments on how it's constructed??

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    19. Re:This is not a good thing by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Out of work MCSE?"

      Surely not...

  30. SCO and RIAA banding together? by Tarwn · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if this isn't a joint effort of the RIAA and SCO to make Linux users and P2P users both seem even more unreasonable in the news then they are probably kicking themselves for not having thought it up first.
    I wish people weren't offering so many positive responses to this because all it will do is cast negative images on both the Linux and file sharing community...

    --
    Whee signature.
    1. Re:SCO and RIAA banding together? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      How do you know that they (RIAA and SCO) *didn't* think of it first?

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
  31. ClamAV to the rescue by Jibber · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hi,

    I believe ClamAV was the first virus scanner to pick it up and because they couldn't find any others that had picked it up and named it, they called it "Worm.SCO.A". Gotta like Open Source.

    Oh, and I've blocked over 3000 copies of the worm in the last few hours with clamav.

    Jib

    1. Re:ClamAV to the rescue by VistaBoy · · Score: 1

      I would have figured it would be Worm.SCO.X.

    2. Re:ClamAV to the rescue by xheliox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ClamAV had the defs out on Jan 25th.. Norton didn't until the 26th. Score one for open source (again).

      My mail server has been filtering out these messages for the last 24 hours or so. Thousands of e-mails stopped and no end sight. :-/

  32. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Defense: clearly they're not Linux 'hackers' since they coded the stuff for Windows. It must be a subversive scheme by Microsoft! ;-)

    --
    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  33. Ah man... by Ghoser777 · · Score: 1

    First time I wish I owned a pc in a long time.

    Matt Fahrenbacher

    --
    James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
    1. Re:Ah man... by caluml · · Score: 1

      You can still join in though! Just keep checking SCOs homepage regularly to make sure it's still up.

  34. Virus with a social conscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... i lyke it!!!! :-)

  35. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I have to admit, this one is funny.
    Still, I would like to see the auther get arrested.

  36. Symantec Sec Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hmmm guess its a good idea to keep an eye on it.

  37. Where is the linux port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does it run under wine?

  38. SCO is down by greywar · · Score: 2, Informative

    www.sco.com isn't responding to me at the moment. or maybe we just slashdotted www.sco.com checking....

    1. Re:SCO is down by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 5, Funny

      Looks like you've figured out how the ddos works. Put "www.sco.com" in the virus, get it mentioned on Slashdot, and the /. effect takes down the site.

      --
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    2. Re:SCO is down by conway · · Score: 1

      Still up for me ...
      Let me check that again ... no, still up.
      Hold on, I'll hit refresh a few hundred times ...

  39. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by finkployd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What leads you to believe any Linux developers is behind this? I say it is just as likely to be someone who hates linux and wants to make it look bad (out of work MCSE maybe? :) ). Possibly even SCO themselves, would that really be that strange given everything else that have done up to this point.

    Strike that, it would be strange if SCO still had anyone working for them that could code.

    Finkployd

  40. Yup, saw it at work today by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    And the worst part of it (again) was having my mailbox bombarded inspite of being on a Solaris box.

    The emails looked like they originated within the corporate intranet -- or atleast spoofed internal addresses. Some of the mails were sent to the all_people@ aliases -- gave the IT guys quite a scare.

    Hope they wake up and get rid of the MS Exchange Server atleast now *sigh*.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:Yup, saw it at work today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would the exchange server have anything to do with this? Getting rid of Windows would be the correct statement. Any mail client could open and run this attachment, which required user intervention to make it happen.

      We had a few hundred emails go through our (Exchange 2003) system with 2 total people opening it. Too bad our competent admins had the virus definitons updated in less than 20 minutes across 6 servers. Being alert is half the battle.

  41. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You rule.

  42. It's HUGE by Leme · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Our virus filtering usually quarantines around 40 messages per hour. Right now we're seeing over 1600 per hour.

    At least the MRTG graphs are pretty.

    1. Re:It's HUGE by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Press Release - Microsoft Corp - Jan/2004

      Customers using the Microsoft Office system have reported productivity increases of 1500%.

      [insert MRTG graph here]

    2. Re:It's HUGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about your serverload?

  43. What timing! by conway · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just got the first one as I was reading the story on ./ !
    Weird thing is : it arrived to a non-existant address on my domain (and was forwarded to the catch-all). I have no idea how it got that email...
    Pretty stupid trick : the attachment was README.ZIP, which contains the filename README.HTM_______________.SCR (the _ are spaces) so it looks like an html file at first glance..
    Nicely done, but good luck trying to infect my Debian :)

    1. Re:What timing! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's kind of pissing me off. I read the catchall in my domain. It's making up names (most of the emails are address to common-first-name@mydomain.)

      I usually read about attacks before I receive one. Most people likely to have me in their address book are too smart to run attachments.

    2. Re:What timing! by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      Weird thing is : it arrived to a non-existant address on my domain (and was forwarded to the catch-all). I have no idea how it got that email...
      It's called a "dictionary attack". I saw incoming to 3 non-existant names on my domain last night, plus about half a dozen bounces where the From: line was forged to be a non-existant user here.
      --
      Mail? Put "slashdot" in the subject to pass the spam filters.
    3. Re:What timing! by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Heh, you think that sucks... I've gotten about 32 of them on my main email account, which gets forwarded to my T-Mobile Sidekick. I started getting em about 4PM yesterday and have gotten at least 1 or 2 per hour since. How annoying to have my phone vibrating to announce a virus.

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  44. rock on by himitsu · · Score: 1

    rock on troll, you win this round.

  45. Why do people keep clicking... by MMHere · · Score: 1

    ... on any attachments, unless they are expecting them from a friend/colleague?

    After years of these worms, and constant advisement not to click on something you don't know, why do people still do it?

    1. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by ewhac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because clicking on an attachment shouldn't do anything. Only a fascist pig with a read-only mind would think it even a remotely good idea for an email client (note: "email client", as in handles email. The term, "program launcher" isn't expressed or implied anywhere in there) to load and launch an attachment.

      There are very narrow cases where it's okay to do something. If its MIME type is text/plain, it's okay to display it. If it's MIME type is text/html, it might be okay to display it (providing you block JavaScript execution). If it's a media file (image/whatever, audio/whatever), then it's probably okay to launch a viewer or display it inline. If it's a compressed archive, it's probably okay to display a listing of its contents (automatically unpacking it is right out). And finally, if it's executable, a warning should be displayed before you allow the user to save -- not launch, save -- the attachment.

      Always believe the MIME type. If the filename extension and the MIME type conflict, and you are saddled with an OS designed by orangutans where the three character extension of the filename determines its type, then append to the filename the OS's local extension representing that MIME type before handing off for subsequent interpretation.

      Despite how many times The Finest Engineers Working In The Industry have fscked this up, this is not, and never has been, rocket science.

      Schwab

    2. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but when the file is labeled "Britney Spears, J-Lo, Laetitia Casta--steamy lesbian sex orgy.exe" people will save it to disk and then...run it. It doesn't matter what happens after that point.

    3. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but when the file is labeled "Britney Spears, J-Lo, Laetitia Casta--steamy lesbian sex orgy.exe" [ ... ]

      .EXE means, "EXEcutable program." That means it's software, not media. If you receive what you're told is a video file, but its extension is .EXE, then it is by definition not a video file.

      Media files have well-known MIME types and file extensions. If the file does not have one of these extensions, then it's not media, and is therefore suspicious.

      Contrary to popular belief, this isn't hard for users to learn.

      Schwab

    4. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know all that. People will still save it and still run it. It's a well known fact that lasciviousness drastically lowers IQ. A medium-large software company at which I once worked had a problem with this. People in development actually ran stuff marked with some odd pr0n label. I could see the sales staff doing it, but the developers absolutely surprised me. Of course, not everybody did it, but you don't need everybody to really screw things up.

    5. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      Or as Outlook calls it "Britney Spears, J-Lo..."

      And if you save it, by default windows will hide the .exe extension as a service to trojan writers everywhere.

    6. Re:Why do people keep clicking... by Aku+Head · · Score: 1
      If you want to launch a data file (want to call the program associated with its extension), you call a function called ShellExecute() with the operation verb set to "open"

      The Microsoft documentation says that this, "Opens the file specified by the lpFile parameter. The file can be an executable file, a document file, or a folder."

      So the ShellExecute call is going to execute an .EXE file and there is no flag that you can set to stop it.

      The curious thing about this virus is that it is sent in a .ZIP file, so once you double clicked, you would then be inside WinZip (or some other archive program) and then have to double click it again to launch it. XP has native .ZIP support, so I assume that you would get some explorer type window that you would have to double click a second time.

      I became curious when my virus scanner said that the .ZIP archive was safe, so I extracted the compressed file to disk.

      The only indication that it is a virus is the tiny little elipsis to the right of the file name in Windows explorer. As someone else mentioned, most people's computers (seems to be everyone's except mine) won't even display the .SCR or .EXE ending!

      The reason I opened the .ZIP archive was to see if the virus was zipped a second time. An archive inside an archive will usually defeat a virus scanner.

      I never opened the virus, but I can see how someone would if it was in the form of a bounced email and they had reason to believe that one of their emails had bounced.

  46. Looking for the virus writer by RY · · Score: 5, Funny

    To show that there are no hard feelings after the virus enterd my work network, I would like to invite the virus writer to play a game of baseball.

    Just show up, I'll brng the bat!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Looking for the virus writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke could be improved if you worked in something about him bringing the balls...

  47. patch your systems!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a dangerous virus! If you're an admin, you should schedule some timeto update your AV software and fight this threat.

    I've personally penciled this into my calendar for October 23, 2004. Gotta act fast, we wouldn't want anything to happen to SCO's web site where they sell their find products!

    1. Re:patch your systems!! by nnnneedles · · Score: 1

      lol

      Lowtax, is that you?

      Wish I had mod points :(

      --
      Will code a sig generator for food
    2. Re:patch your systems!! by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Lowtax is teh win!!!!!!11111

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  48. ClamAV already has updated definitions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unlike some other *cough* commercial virus scanners. If you have your MTA setup properly with clamav (like qmail+qmail-scanner), a simple "freshclam --stdout" will do, then watch the "SCO.A" log messages scroll on by.

  49. conspiracy by relrelrel · · Score: 1

    "it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com"

    So you brought it to our attention, and told us where it's currently spreading, so we can infect ourselves on purpose, right?

    Anyhoo, thank you, I understand your command.

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    --- any post that takes longer than 20 seconds to write, isn't worth writing
  50. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    It looks like the dark side of linux developers is showing.

    Considering the target is Darl Vader's company wouldn't it considered be the Light side?

    [Somewhere in Utah]
    SCO Exec: Darl, your constant tirades against the Linux community and your allegiance with Microsoft will not help us in our current DOS attacks.
    Darl: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
    [Tries to use the force, gives up, unplugs the TRS-80 running SCO.com and throws it at the exec.]

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  51. Oh wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It attacks SCO!!! What utterly brilliant way to shoot yourselves in the foot!! OMG, I mean, if there was any doubt before that most Windows worms are written by greasy Lunix script kiddies that boot into XP to play games bought with their allowance, I guess this clinches it, huh? Holy fucking shit, this is going to be spinned so many ways for so long by both SCO and Microsoft, it's not even funny!! I hope the guy who wrote it is from Indonesia or the Phillipines!! Much hilarity ensues!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    This is so rich. I mean, there's Howard Dean going "yaaaauugghhh!!!!" and then there's the MyDoom virus. Both proved to be more harm than good for the authors and their supporters!!!

    Oh, the humanity!!

  52. A threat? Really? by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me get this straight:
    1) It has a simple text message plus a binary payload attachment.
    2) It uses no M$ exploits (patched or unpatched) to install itself.
    3) It depends on someone opening the attachment to start an infection.

    And after all this time, people are still clicking on binary attachments? Great googly moogly. At least this sucker is only 20-40K. I'm sick of the 140-160K ones swamping my hotmail account. This one will barely be an annoyance.

    To quote Evil Willow Rosenberg: "Bored now."

    --
    Design for Use, not Construction!
  53. Not a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a virus nor is it a Microsoft bug.

    This is just the old "mail someone a .exe file and trick them into running it".

    Hardly newsworthy...

  54. hey! by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    Does anybody have a mirror where I can download this thing? Please? :-/

    1. Re:hey! by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey Digitus1337 if you're so 1337, you already know you can just telnet to brian's box and go to the same folder he had the USS enterprise schematics in autocad 12 format.
      It's the folder after the fake blowjob pictures of the olsen twins. If you get to the folder with the old Gillian Anderson stuff, go back one level.

  55. Pro SCO PR? Do some counter PR by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Attempt to enter some code into some random OSS project that DoSes www.kernel.org or www.gnu.org or something like that then make a big media spectable out of it. Reveal 'hints' that point to some SCO fanatic inserting the code. On that note, I think SCO is capable of writing a virus to DoS their own site just to get some good PR ammo.

    1. Re:Pro SCO PR? Do some counter PR by Negative+Response · · Score: 1
      On that note, I think SCO is capable of writing a virus to DoS their own site just to...

      Oh come on, get real. What do you think SCO is, a software company?

  56. Quick to judge by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This topic has barely 30 posts and several posts are already saying it's a Linux user who wrote it. That's a pretty amazing conclusion given the absence of any data.

    Absence of data, hmmm....You guys wouldn't happen to work for sco would you?

    1. Re:Quick to judge by spood · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would be very INTERESTING if SCO wrote it, wouldn't it?

      --
      ---- Just another spud server.
    2. Re:Quick to judge by BenZoate · · Score: 1

      Since when have need needed facts? This is, after all Slashdot. You're new....... nevermind.

    3. Re:Quick to judge by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Absence of data, hmmm....You guys wouldn't happen to work for sco would you?
      Either that, or they work for the CIA.
    4. Re:Quick to judge by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      cough... astroturf... cough cough....

      --
      who are those slashdot people? they swept over like Mongol-Tartars.
  57. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING ! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    Just ignore it until you pass out. Then, you will resume breathing automatically.

    Don't hit your head on the way down, though.

    --
    Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
  58. It's true by PatrickThomson · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is DoS'ing SCO - a million slashdotters descend upon the SCO webpage to see if it still stands.

    --
    I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    1. Re:It's true by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      I just got pwned. *hangs head in shame*

      --
      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    2. Re:It's true by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

      I should have modded you as +6 overkill funny. But i dont have moderator ability to do so. :( *still laughing hard*

  59. bad name by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    alot of people here are saying this gives a bad name to the linux community etc. While they are partially right, the fact it, it reveals alot about the linux community. Compare the number of "yay! i wan that on my PC" posts to the "this is bad.. its immature" posts. I think this virus is really dumb. Interestingly enough it will probably help SCO making the nice rotten apples visible on top. Great job asshole, who ever you are.

    --
    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
  60. You suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bunch of old fogeys. Modern technology has made it really easy. My virus is just a batch file that says "del /q /f c:\*.*" with the subject line "cool pics forward to everyone you know then run!!!"

  61. Received three of these today by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, I read my mail via the yahoo web interface. So, even though Yahoo's virus protection system got hosed by the overload of everyone's boxes getting spammed, I didn't get bitten.

    --
    "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
    1. Re:Received three of these today by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      that's not the virus, that's Yahoo! informing you about their knew labs section.

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      --- any post that takes longer than 20 seconds to write, isn't worth writing
  62. uhm. by relrelrel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how does this reflect badly on linux users? if i'm not mistaken, it infects windows machines, surely this reflects badly on microsoft windows? nobody can say that the virus writer is a linux user, now who's talking shit? SCO have pissed off so many people it could be anyone.

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    --- any post that takes longer than 20 seconds to write, isn't worth writing
    1. Re:uhm. by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      How does it reflect badly on windows boxes? Its a worm, it doesn't exploit any holes. What reflects is that Windows users are idiots, nothing more.

      --

      Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

    2. Re:uhm. by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      thats irrelevant when all people know is that they use windows and they get these things

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      --- any post that takes longer than 20 seconds to write, isn't worth writing
  63. will it show up in the popular press? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm, if this is a big worm (sounds like it might be), then this will show up in the news. And if it shows up in the news (i.e, MSNBC, CNN, etc), they will have to explain *why* www.sco.com is a target.

    Any guesses on how botched/one-sided/anti-Linux their explanation will be?

    Not that this virus writer is helping things with this stupid thing.......

  64. Let me get out my tinfoil hat by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
    Time for the tinfoil hat,

    But weren't those DDOS highly suspect?

    Maybe this is Phase II

    Fnord!

    --
    Fnord.
  65. what the? by SamboMambo · · Score: 1

    Are there any downsides to this virus?

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    Gees, if you think my signature is so bad you give me one!
  66. Divide by zero fault by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Viruses: Bad!
    SCO: Bad!
    Anti-SCO viruses: Error@!!!! Did not compute!

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    The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
  67. The good friendly virus by unixformat · · Score: 0

    It appears the virus is doing a good job, SCO's website is slow responding and as usual we have a feature from netcraft on the DOS effect http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2004/01/27/fastm oving_virus_launches_ddos_on_sco.html I always wondered when this was going to be released.

  68. Already seen this... by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

    The Virginia Tech listserv server has been spewing these out to everyone on campus it seems. I have received about 4-5, none of which have been recognized by my virus scanner. After talking to some other people, it appears that most everyone is on one of the listserv lists that is sending this out.

  69. ROFL by Wolface · · Score: 1

    I bet if the thing becomes too popular SCO wil claim the virus has stolen code which, as a safey feature, is trying to call back home

  70. This isn't what the Linux community wants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As much as we all hate SCO, we want them to go down for the illegal and immoral acts they have commited. But we want that to happen through the courts.

    Although I admire the authors conviction and obvious disliking for SCO, this is not what the OSS community needs. In fact, this probably hurts us more then it does SCO.

    Hell, given the factors I'd almost wonder if SCO themselves weren't responsible for this in yet ANOTHER attempt to discredit the OSS community.

    On the other hand, many say fight fire with fire. I can't imagine anything more comparable to SCO then a worm. *laughs*

  71. Now, people.... by Worldly+Iconoclast · · Score: 0

    It's not a "virus", per see, but more of a compatibility layer or upgrade.

    I wonder if Darl McDick is going to sue the people who inadvertantly DoS his website for attempted hacking? I wouldn't put it past him, as he is looking for ways to get easy cash.

  72. Will it run under WINE??? by waferhead · · Score: 1

    Almost makes me want to dual boot...

  73. Well, SCO is back up =) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, we can keep pressing refresh on the SCO home page and hope for results!

  74. I really hate you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm an email admin for a very, VERY large company - and i hate you, mr virus writer.

    you've cost me, and my team, and my company, more time and energy than i care to note.

    guess you forgot all about the people who actually use open source and promote it, cuz you screwed them too.

    1. Re:I really hate you by benna · · Score: 1

      erm, no he didn't. If your company was all linux you would not be affected.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    2. Re:I really hate you by John+Murray · · Score: 1


      Except for dealing with all virus emails that would still get to linux system. Let's not forget the bounces that this seems to gerneate, by faking email addresses.

  75. Honestly by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't put it past SCO writing the virus themselves just so that they COULD have some PR ammo against the OSS community.

    --
    And the masses cried out, "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0!"
  76. I really hope this is a scam ... by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

    ...But this wouldn't be the first time SCO's been DOS'd by a misguided Linux user.

    Whether or not this was really written by a fanatical user of my favorite OS, it's really bad PR for Linux that only goes to prove SCO's point. Especially if news reports also reference this DOS attack against sco. Undoubtedly, SCO will use it to bolster their Linux==terrorism garbage

    We may know better, but the media doesn't. But at this point I wonder whether it's more likely that someone who isn't even involved in Linux thought this would be the perfect trinket to add to his latest virus. Here's hoping this won't turn out to be done by a Linux hacker...

  77. I would like to see a study done by theCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that aims to define exactly who it is that is opening email, saving attachments, opening the attachment, running the payload, and is not using AV software. I mean that is a lot of work by someone with at least *some* clue about email. Who is doing this? Is there a profile? Is it generally a home user, or generally at a public school? Is it that there is a subset of people that for their own sick reasons *always* runs infection attachments just to watch the LAN go down so they can go home early? I'm becoming suspicious [tinfoil hat goes on and is pulled down hard]

    --
    =^..^= all your rodent are belong to us
    1. Re:I would like to see a study done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      who it is that is opening email, saving attachments, opening the attachment, running the payload, and is not using AV software. I mean that is a lot of work by someone with at least *some* clue about email. Who is doing this? Is there a profile? Is it generally a home user, or generally at a public school?

      Well, so far, four people out of those allowed to send mass mailings to all Computer Science students at a Penn State branch. Glad to know my parents (and taxpayers, etc.) are getting their money's worth.

    2. Re:I would like to see a study done by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Insightful


      that aims to define exactly who it is that is opening email, saving attachments, opening the attachment, running the payload, and is not using AV software.

      Mac users fit that defintion. Why should they care about attachments, really? There will be, one day, I'm sure, a virus that infects Macs--just as there have been in the past. And that will be a day of reckoning, as millions of Mac users scramble to get virus-smart. But the last 4 years of being virus-free, without any A/V software, and blithely opening attachments has made most Mac users pretty carefree, and careless.

      --

      --
      $tar -xvf .sig.tar
    3. Re:I would like to see a study done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Linux users?

    4. Re:I would like to see a study done by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you haven't met my mom. I am not kidding about this: she calls me on the phone for me to walk her through it when she want to send me an instant message or an email. Sort of defeats the point eh? But I guess we should consider ourselves lucky that it only took 8 years of having a computer in the house to learn how to turn one on and read email. (Still working on sending). On the other hand, I suppose this is almost a protection measure as there is no way in hell she could figure out how to open an attachment. Of course my dad knows enough to be dangerous... Comet cursor and all those nift email programs that let you spice up your mail, etc...

      --
      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    5. Re:I would like to see a study done by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I think some people do it just because they will get attention. That, and people LOVE to get mail. email even. Anything that is addressed to THEM.

      --
      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    6. Re:I would like to see a study done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I don't run AV software on my Windows machine.

      I like to live dangerously.

    7. Re:I would like to see a study done by lrucker · · Score: 1
      ...blithely opening attachments has made most Mac users pretty carefree, and careless.

      My mom doesn't even open attachments from people she knows, much less strangers, because odds are it's not going to run on her machine. Any Mac virus she got would go to the trash with everything else.

    8. Re:I would like to see a study done by stor · · Score: 1

      What about Linux users?

      We're all paranoid fucks. Years of battling the machines, y'know?

      The result is we eye emails from known bods with suspicion. ;)

      Cheers
      Stor

      p.s. Yes, even cron jobs

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    9. Re:I would like to see a study done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But the last 4 years of being virus-free...[ ]... has made most Mac users pretty carefree, and careless"

      Are you complaining about a flaw in the Mac OS, or are you complaining that Mac users can just get on with their work without having to worry about gaping security holes built into the operating system?

      I'm curious because you make it sound like having an email client that executes arbitrary code with root level access is a good thing, or that its okay to build an insecure operating system because everyone MUST buy A/V software anyway.

      I sincerely hope you aren't a programmer.

    10. Re:I would like to see a study done by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I don't, either, and it's not particularly dangerous if you're mildly tech-savyy. Avoid Internet Explorer and Outlook, don't open attached documents and applications unless they've got a reason to exist, etc. I never find a virus when I do scan using House Call once in a blue moon.

      --
      Switch back to Slashdot's D1 system.
    11. Re:I would like to see a study done by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      may as well do the AC a favour...

      "But the last 4 years of being virus-free...[ ]... has made most Mac users pretty carefree, and careless" Are you complaining about a flaw in the Mac OS, or are you complaining that Mac users can just get on with their work without having to worry about gaping security holes built into the operating system?

      I'm curious because you make it sound like having an email client that executes arbitrary code with root level access is a good thing, or that its okay to build an insecure operating system because everyone MUST buy A/V software anyway.

      I sincerely hope you aren't a programmer.

      Mac users laugh at your pitiful attempts at making yourself feel better after your windows box got infected ONCE AGAIN.. Mac users will feel safe, carefree, and secure knowing that their OS is one of the most secure on the planet.

    12. Re:I would like to see a study done by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Sorry, friend. I am a Mac user myself--IT support, s'matter of fact. My intention was not to bang on the Mac; rather, it was to, once again, remind everyone how virus-free the Mac is. With enough humility so I'm not immediately ignored as a zealot.

      I guess you think I went too far? ;)

      --

      --
      $tar -xvf .sig.tar
    13. Re:I would like to see a study done by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets make a point of reminding /. that OS X is virus-free. Great idea.

  78. There is no proof it's a GNU/Linux user by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Isn't it possible that the Window's crowd knows that this might damage GNU/Linux and is therefore doing this to hurt it?

    I don't know of any GNU/Linux user who cares enough about the situation with SCO to do this since SCO's evidence has been completely transparent and bogus.

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    1. Re:There is no proof it's a GNU/Linux user by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's circumstantial proof that the responsible party isn't a Linux advocate.

      Consider: A Linux proselyte with an axe this big to grind would not, on principle, inflict upon themselves enough knowledge of the crippling braindamage that is the Windows OS/API, including exploitable security holes, to write an effective combination virus/DoS zombie.

      This was clearly written by someone who knows Windows programming. Ergo, not a Linux enthusiast. QED.

      :-) :-),
      Schwab

    2. Re:There is no proof it's a GNU/Linux user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a hack on an existing trojan horse. There is no expolit. It wouldn't take a whole lotta skill to do.

    3. Re:There is no proof it's a GNU/Linux user by borgheron · · Score: 1

      My thoughts EXACTLY!! :)

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  79. Dear Bono by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dear Bono,

    This is really, really f------- brilliant.

    Larry Krystkowiak

  80. Re:DOS huh? - karma whoring by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's the google cache of the sco site for when the virus takes over.

    SCO, killing orphans and nuns since 1999.

  81. Trolling /. with viruses? by TrentC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To all the people who are busy vaulting onto their high horse, ready to scold the Slashdot community for our apparent complicity in this, don't bother. I get so sick of the holier-than-thou attitudes that people cop when the "Linux community" does something to "make Linux look bad".

    First off, why do you assume that the person who wrote the virus is reading Slashdot?
    Second, how do you know he or she isn't cackling with glee over the froth you guys are working up?
    Third, what exactly the hell am I supposed to do about this virus, given that I didn't write it and most likely don't know the person who did write it? Feel bad for SCO?

    If I were a script kiddie, this is exactly the effect I'd go for; try to piss off Windows users and Linux users all in one shot.

    Face it, the "Linux community" is made up of lots and lots of different people, and it only takes a handful to make life harder for the rest of us. But scolding Slashdot isn't going to do anything other than make yourself feel good.

    Jay (=

    1. Re:Trolling /. with viruses? by horos2c · · Score: 1

      > To all the people who are busy vaulting onto
      > their high horse, ready to scold the Slashdot
      > community for our apparent complicity in this,
      > don't bother. I get so sick of the holier-than-
      > thou attitudes that people cop when the "Linux
      > community" does something to "make Linux look
      > bad".

      It isn't a matter of being on a high horse (although things like this piss me off to no end) its a matter of being *pragmatic*.

      Suppose this causes some clueless judge to equate open source with terrorism or convices congress members that there *should* be restrictions on how people develop and share code and an extra provision in the DMCA shows up to deal with open source.

      Are you going to be happy then? Things like this kick open source right in the nuts, give SCO ammo and just generally make me in awe of how damn stupid people can be.

      Like it or not, you are making a public stance if you post on slashdot. If you chime in about how 'worthwhile' the virus is, etc. etc, you basically sympathize with the virus writer and basically tar *my* reputation by association

      Well fuck you. The person who wrote this thing can go to hell, and all of you who are implicit in supporting this can follow shortly after. Even *if* it was a script kiddie who did this first, it doesn't matter if people support it after the fact. If you want to damage your own livelihood, do so on your own time. Don't damage mine. Idiots.

  82. Re: Does it run under Wine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does. I know.

  83. Wine by szysz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It does run on Wine..

    I was trying to look what these messages were, and I executed the contents via wine.

    A Notepad with garbage appeared, then I do a netstat and I saw the control port beeing controled from a wine instance.

    So I think it runs on Wine.
    I killed the wine instance and the port stopped
    listening.

    --
    - Smells Like Open Source Code
    1. Re:Wine by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Now that is cool, but you remember to send it to all your friends?

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    2. Re:Wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It does run on Wine..
      Smells Like Open Source Code

      Ah, so That's how you write viruses! I've always wanted to have a go, but never wanted to go through the trouble of installing Windows on a PC. But if you can write one using wine, that makes it easier!

  84. Re:A threat? Really? by placeclicker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NEVER underestimate the power of human stupidity.

    --

    Browse at -1, because trolls are often the most creative part of /.
  85. Eh by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    I do enjoy the sense of humor..

    But I think it'd be much funnier if someone found a hole in SCO Unix, and wrote a worm to DDOS sco.com. Something like that would be so bittersweet.

    Then I remember that a DDOS like that is impossible since no one runs SCO Unix anymore :)

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    1. Re:Eh by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      That is one worm I wouldn't dismantle ;)

      --
      This is a test. This is a test of the emergency sig system. This has been only a test.
    2. Re:Eh by joostje · · Score: 1
      But I think it'd be much funnier if someone found a hole in SCO Unix, and wrote a worm to DDOS sco.com

      Remember, DDOS means Distributed DOS. As there cannot be much more than one, two SCO UNIX systems around the world, the most they could do is a simple DOS.

  86. Cool by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

    I kinda want to be infected by a virus that would attack SCO

  87. Got the virus by debugdave · · Score: 1

    Yeah I just got an email here at work saying someone or somnething tried to send it to me. Good thing my employer has antivirus or things would be a little crazy right about now.

    Dave

  88. Well there's a twist by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I'm genuinely puzzled as to whether or not people will raise their pitchforks or glasses of beer to Microsoft.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  89. Article: -1, Troll by rasafras · · Score: 2

    It's not Microsoft's fault that stupid people use Windows. No decently intelligent person is going to open an attached .zip file and the file within it...
    Stupid people need something that is easy to use. If Linux was as easily accessible as Windows, I'm sure it would be plagued with many of the stupidity flaws that Windows has.

    1. Re:Article: -1, Troll by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0
      If Linux was as easily accessible as Windows, I'm sure it would be plagued with many of the stupidity flaws that Windows has.

      I almost agree with this. But the reason Linux (or Windows for that matter) would appear plagued with "stupidity flaws" in a case like this is that the users are just too dumb.

      Perhaps instead of "trusted" or "secure" computing, Microsoft and others should be focusing on the problem directly with "idiot-proof software."

      --
      True story.
  90. But..... by agent+dero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does it run on linu.....

    Oh nevermind

    --
    Error 407 - No creative sig found
    1. Re:But..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on /. can this not only be moderated funny, but insightful ::smacks forehead::

    2. Re:But..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I just managed to get it running under Wine, instructions are on my website...

    3. Re:But..... by _the_bascule · · Score: 1

      Just run it under wine :)

      --
      Our diversity is our strength
    4. Re:But..... by smchris · · Score: 1


      You have to compile the source.

      And there isn't any documentation.

  91. Virus's are bad this one is also devisive by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 1

    I think all viruses are a bad thing.

    I will not however be blackmailed by some jerk's placing an automated personal vendetta on the web, anyone's vendetta.

    If SCO thinks Linux people did it let them prove it. I hope whoever did it is caught. But it is too easy to oppose SCO for its incredulous, unsupported claims -- some jerk did this. SCO is the victem of playing to the MOB with grand pronouncements and no proof.

    ls

  92. I blame IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they hadn't put Linux in touch with Penny Marshell he never would have picked this sort of thing up. It's all fun and games until someone's server gets borked.

  93. Well... by iswm · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one likes virii... Then again, who likes the SCO either?

    --
    Buckethead
  94. 50 years in the future... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grandfather (gruff Northern English accent): "In my day a virus was a proper virus, it destroyed your hard drive and wiped away your entire silicon existence but we held together lad, together"

    Grandson (wide eyed): "Was that when you had keyboards granddad? Crikey. Pass the DNA-USB dongle over please..."

    --
    I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan
  95. It might be usefull to SCO by hamjudo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    SCO has used past denial of service attacks as "the dog ate my homework" type of excuses in court. They were so happy to be attacked the last time, that they put out multiple press releases. SCO's next court date is in early February, maybe they haven't done all their homework this time.

    SCO just started yet another lawsuit, this time with Novell. Now the financial types could be recalculating how many quarters until SCO runs out of cash and has to cease operations. Let's not let them get distracted by stupid email tricks.

    1. Re:It might be usefull to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, they coulda have written the thing for all we know

    2. Re:It might be usefull to SCO by meznak · · Score: 0, Redundant

      has anyone thought that maybe this virus was released by SCO? it would be the perfect excuse...

      --
      Evil is the money of all root.
    3. Re:It might be usefull to SCO by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

      Interesting that the virus is set to launch the DDoS on Feb. 1 and end it on Feb. 12. I don't know any details about the court schedule, but it sounds like it is timed to synchronize with their next hearings.

    4. Re:It might be usefull to SCO by Zleeper · · Score: 1

      No, its the RIAA, getting back at all the little buggers doin P2P.

    5. Re:It might be usefull to SCO by Pieter-Bas · · Score: 1

      They won't run out of cash. Microsoft will just buy another unix license if they do.

      --
      Common sense is not so common - Voltaire
  96. Procmail to the rescue by Wee · · Score: 4, Informative
    A few people get mail off my personal domain. They're all Windows users. I added this to my .procmailrc file:

    :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr|zip|bat|cmd)"
    /home/wee/mail/virus

    Looks like it works:

    wee@foo:~$ grep 'mail/virus' .procmaillog | wc -l
    21

    Not terribly effcient, but every little bit helps.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:Procmail to the rescue by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Instead of filtering attachments, how about you educate your users not click on every single damn attachment.

      --

      Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

    2. Re:Procmail to the rescue by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Bah, this virus doesn't work. I clicked on it and opened it with ark and vi - diddly squat happened.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    3. Re:Procmail to the rescue by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the users are too bloody stupid to learn. "I know I'm not supposed to click attachments, but this one came from Judy and it said 'Hi!'"

    4. Re:Procmail to the rescue by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 1

      You should have done that years ago already. ;)

      --
      All Hail Discordia. Hail Eris. Fnord.
    5. Re:Procmail to the rescue by ratchet69 · · Score: 1
      I'd love to just filter all executables, but my mail clients often send each other zips and .exe's and .scr's *on purpose*. Weirdos. I'm currently using something like this: (reformatted due to the posting filter not liking my real recipe)

      :0HB:
      * > 30000
      * filename="(body\.cmd|\body\.pif|body\.exe|body\.sc r|body\.zip|aqhsjf\.cmd|\
      aqhsjf\.pif|\aqhsjf\.ex e|\aqhsjf\.scr|\aqhsjf\.zip|\data\.cmd|\
      data\.pi f|\data\.exe|\data\.scr|\data\.zip|\doc\.cmd|\
      do c\.pif|\doc\.exe|\doc\.scr|\doc\.zip|\document\.cm d|\
      document\.pif|\document\.exe|\document\.scr|\ document\.zip|\file\.cmd|\
      file\.pif|\file\.exe|\ file\.exr|\file\.zip|\message\.cmd|\
      message\.pif |\message\.exe|\message\.scr|\message\.zip|\readme \.cmd|\
      readme\.pif|\readme\.exe|\readme\.scr|\re adme\.zip|\text\.cmd|\
      text\.pif|\text\.exe|\text \.scr|\text\.zip)"$
      /var/spool/mail/mydoom
    6. Re:Procmail to the rescue by RiscIt · · Score: 1


      What a mess... ;) try this:

      * filename="(message|body|document|doc|data|readme|t ext|file)\.(pif|exe|scr|zip|bat|cmd)"

    7. Re:Procmail to the rescue by RiscIt · · Score: 1


      actually.. just found a new bad file name... try this:

      * filename="(message|body|document|doc|data|readme|t ext|test|file)\.(pif|exe|scr|zip|bat|cmd)"

      You'll have to fix the "t ext"... I have no idea why /. is doing that.. anyone else know? it does it consistantly, even if I re-type the word to elliminate possible gremlin chars...

  97. Oh No - Mos Def, Nate Dogg, and Pharoah by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

    Not "terrorism," more like "karma" (and not the delicious Slashdot variety).

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    True story.
  98. fsck SCO by PaulCamelHump · · Score: 1

    EOF

  99. Sco's Doing? by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Come on guys....we are SO better than that.... this is probably even made by sco to attract judge sympathy.

    --
    NO SIG
  100. DoS Against SCO by MidWorldOddity · · Score: 1

    So where's the problem?

  101. Oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like SCO sells anything anymore, other than attack-dog services to Microsoft... www.sco.com can go down all it wants, the lawsuits and legal threats are unaffected. Hell, the company may even benefit from it.

  102. Who runs executable email attachments in 2004? by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    ...who it is that is opening email, saving attachments, opening the attachment, running the payload, and is not using AV software.
    Symantec (makers of Norton) only released a special DAT update a few hours ago, and I believe Trend was only slightly ahead of them.

    So running normal pattern-based antivirus would not have helped. Even with the pattern files being distributed, not all users of all AV software are configured to receive "push" updates or check for new pattern files often enough to prevent infection.

    The problem is worse with worms (which self-propagate) than with viruses (which require human action to infect a vulnerable host).

    Is it that there is a subset of people that for their own sick reasons *always* runs infection attachments just to watch the LAN go down so they can go home early? I'm becoming suspicious [tinfoil hat goes on and is pulled down hard]
    When the user doesn't feel any ownership stake in "their" workstation (true of many employees of corps), and there is no direct consequence for taking stupid actions, why not click?
  103. mod up by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

    Where are mod points when I need them?

  104. Why? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does the virus install it's source, whine about the GPL and insist on being called GNU/MyDoom?

  105. Fuck... by juaja · · Score: 1

    OK. someone cracked up and wrote a virus that not only spreads illegaly, but also attacks sco.

    I'm not sure about the consequences or the total damage that this kind of behaviour does to the vision of the public about open source community but surely this is not good.

    I'm gonna be brave and declare that this is not work of any self-respected open source team (yes I know, the term is too general), but unfortunately this is nothing but air in court. Also I could declare that this is the work of someone who tries to toss a little shit on the open source community, to most of us that would be as childish as saying: "Those linux freaks made it, they wrote a virus to fuck us", but something we know is that many "adult" reasoning is made by those kind of statements (only a bit polished), and many court decisions are funded by those kind of decisions.

    --
    I HAVEN'T OWNED A TELEVISION SINCE 1967 AND ONLY WATCH MOVIES ABOUT LEFT-HANDED ALEUT LESBIAN PIPEWELDERS! FUCK HOLLYWOO
  106. Heh by SubTexel · · Score: 0

    I've been bombarded by this damn Worm for the past 2 hours, pretty funny actually, they range from an e-mail saying that my client cant display 7 Bit ASCII so they included a binary file for me, or a simple message saying "hi heres a cool attachment" all from AOL addresses.

  107. This has nothing to do with the Linux community. by skyhawker · · Score: 1

    Some jerk writes a virus and all of a sudden the whole "Linux community" is to be blamed? By what logic?

    --

    The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
    -- Scotty.
  108. Re:A threat? Really? by c_oflynn · · Score: 1

    On Yahoo mail it has virus checker.

    It used to be that when a virus was detected it would warn you, but still let you download it (attachment). Apparently too many people downloaded them, cause now if it detects a virus it doesn't let you download it! I swear some people....

  109. Also breaches security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "W32/MyDoom-A also drops a file named shimgapi.dll, which is a backdoor program loaded by the worm. The backdoor allows outsiders to connect to TCP port 3127 on your computer."

    From www.sophos.com

  110. Just thought I'd throw in a stray comment... by shaitand · · Score: 3, Funny

    I DO in fact have a paypal account and am willing to accept donations for my contributions to society.

    Send donations to:
    wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net

    1. Re:Just thought I'd throw in a stray comment... by gunpowder · · Score: 1

      Send donations to:
      wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net


      I tried to send you some money, but alas "wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net" is not a registered PayPal user ...

    2. Re:Just thought I'd throw in a stray comment... by hacker · · Score: 1
      I tried to send you some money, but alas "wenNOdoy@SPAMconsolidated.net" is not a registered PayPal user ...

      You can't read, can you. Look CLOSELY at the email address, and adjust accordingly.

    3. Re:Just thought I'd throw in a stray comment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and you don't get a joke, don't you?

  111. Dude, I would like you to meet my mom... Tomorrow at this time, I will be rebuilding her machine. No matter what. She WILL click on it. Even if I tell her not too. She will. :-(


    P.S. Trolls: get off my momma, cuz I just got off yours.

    --
    Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
    1. Re:Mom by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I'd really like for AOL to filter out any .exe attachment. Why would anybody ever send an executable attachment?

      I answer my own question: a friend of mine recently sent me a self-extracting archive, with no other text in the message. The man has a PhD in physics. I never even saw it; SpamAssassin gave it about a zillion stars. I found it only when he asked me why I didn't reply.

      I think I'm going to give up and become cynical. Ah, wait, too late.

    2. Re:Mom by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then you're obviously failing to communicate to your mother the gravity of the situation. In all the years my mother used a Windows machine her computer did not have one virus. The rules are very simple. I also have no trouble at the office. With the exception of the H.R. guy who must open attachments (primarily Word documents) in order to read people's resumes it's been a long time since we had any viruses running on any machines in the Hampton office. Furthermore, through a mistake either my boss or I had made we hadn't set his machine to update virus definitions automatically so I give the H.R. guy a lot of credit for having avoided viruses without it.

      It certainly doesn't hurt to have a Symantec Anti-Virus Corporate Edition and to be running Novell GroupWise instead of Microsoft Outlook^WOutbreak but it's not the end-all of virus protection either. Proper user education is an important part of running a network. I keep the users at the office informed about how viruses work and how they propagate. I let them know that I've done all I can and that it's up to them to use their good judgement. I remind them that message headers are just as easily forgeable as the return address on an envelope.

      It's worth the time. I'm not saying I just wrote one message and all viruses were gone. I wrote several. I talked face to face with people in the office about it. I ask them what they think about viruses and spam. I give them the information they need to make informed decisions. In the end, it makes my life a lot easier.

      The simple problem is that people don't know unless you tell them. They only hear what Tom Brokaw or Katie Couric tells them. Tell them how it really works and they will understand and try their best. A few will slip up. Don't be mad at them, just explain things again so they understand.

      The only case where this won't work is if you have a high employee turnover. If you do then let your boss know that viruses are simply another cost of high employee turnover. If you do that then he will have the information he needs to make an informed business decision. Maybe he'll decide it's worth taking some measures to keep people around. Put it in terms of dollars. Do whatever it takes but viruses can become a thing of the past if more companies started to do this.

    3. Re:Mom by interiot · · Score: 1

      Or at the very least, filter any exe that's been UPX-compressed (eg. guaranteed to be a virus).

    4. Re:Mom by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This has been a war since the mid-90s. At some point, you just give up. There are people, bless them, who are trusting by their nature. She knows to NOT click on things sent to her, but when her friends send her a joke program and she doesn't click on it then she has to field the "Didn't you see the funny thing I sent you?" questions. People don't like to be left out. Call it gullibility, but there are people in the world who will ALWAYS do what the script kiddies and worm writers want just on default behavior alone.

      --
      Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
    5. Re:Mom by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      That sure seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to just to keep a winderz box running nominally.

      Dude, it would be so much easier to just format c: and install the linux of your choice. Then its no problem at all, and your machine won't be the source of a ddos unless you put some of the scripts that have floated by here to work.

      My eddy-cated guess is that this was in fact written by a coder who knows just enough windows to get it done. And then he reboots to linux so he can laugh while the worlds windows users do the dirty work. And linux catches more hell from the nitwits that write the news for the rest of the world because there is no way in hell you can convince most of them that windows is almost a virus all by itself. It just fails the viri test according to their private version of Gorp and that list way back up the logbook here.

      Sigh... Such is human nature, the "everyone is guilty except me" syndrome. Only I've lived long enough to know we're all guilty of *something* :)

      Cheers, Gene
      "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
      -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

    6. Re:Mom by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Wish I worked where you work. Management at my company don't understand the various methods viruses use to propagate these days, but they THINK THEY DO, and give smart-alecy "I know I know I know" retorts the moment you start trying to explain what just happened when a virus gets onto the LAN. So basically every damn time a virus hits, they get hyped up and 'ban e-mail attachments outright', even if it's a worm like Blaster that spreads by exploiting a Windows RPC vulnerability .. *sigh*.

    7. Re:Mom by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

      It is a lot of trouble which is why mom now has a PowerBook. :-) Still, I have to applaud her for actually using Windows successfully for a number of years. I never had to deal with viruses but now I sort of deal with the opposite. What, you mean I can open e-mail without getting a virus?

      It's not just lack of viruses for Mac OS X or Linux but a whole different way of thinking. OS X's Mail.app can be easily configured to not load images thereby thrwarting spammers attempts at web bugs in HTML emails. It does not automatically run any attachments and you always are able to see the full extension of the file (no my.jpg.exe like in Outbreak Express).

      At work I help manage a Netware network with Windows 98, 2000, and XP clients. I also work as a programmer (completely unrelated to IT). I first came across Mac OS X (10.1 at the time) because I had to port PhotoFlair to the Macintosh. We received the Mac a few months before I was finished with the Windows version and so I had a chance to play with it now and again and familiarize myself with it. Eventually when I had to do the port I got a real chance to use Mac OS X. Coming from Linux was a breeze. I eventually bought a Mac for myself at home and a few months later mom got the Powerbook.

      So really, the simple solution to Windows is to trash your PC and buy a Mac. I could only hope that the Linux desktops were up to the level of Mac but they are not even close. So at this point for a normal PC user their best bet is unfortunately Microsoft Windows. At least GNUstep still looks promising as it's not been muddled by the Slashdot group-think. Shit, I shouldn't have mentioned it. :-)

  112. Hell, Novell, IBM, RedHat, could have written it by bangular · · Score: 1

    I mean who's to say one of their other eleventy tweleve bagillion enemies didn't write it?

  113. Ironic by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hadn't seen one until I started reading this story on here... then I got 2....

    Strange coincidence.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  114. Interestink pheachure by Mixel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having everything@mydomain redirected to me, I've just noticed that this thing randomly spews out prefix names. In an hour received emails targeting: mary@* george@* smith@* Have not seen anything as prolific in terms of random addressing. The virii before this one very rarely threw up random names. *shrug*

    1. Re:Interestink pheachure by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


      I'm seeing these come in basically at random except for the one from papajohns.com where I know I'm on their list@!, yummmmmmm. The rumor I hear that it mails to random addresses seems reasonable since I have a 3-letter email addy, an easy hit using a simple spammer engine (or the code from one?)

      Yuck... this thing is going to be messy ;)

      --
      "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  115. Also arrives as a zipped executable! by donutz · · Score: 1

    I got a copy of this virus sent to me early this afternoon, with the actual virus arriving inside a zip file, disguised with a text-looking icon and set to appear as a ".htm" file.

    Then I got another copy a short while later, also zipped, but with different file names, this one a disguised .scr file.

    Then our administrator shut down our mail server just as the flood began...

    We have all .exe files blocked at our mailserver, but this one's sneaky: it's an executable file, zipped up.

    Funny that we had already scheduled a meeting on whether or not to allow .exe attachments to emails...my vote is a big NO...having just a .zip attachment is bad enough...at least some people don't know how to open a zip file :)

  116. Amen! by Bob+the+Hamster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amen to that! Stupid virus authors, giving a bad name to all us honest respectable SCO-haters... *grumble*

  117. googly moogly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh. googly moogly. i like that. I made up a word the other day. Combined stupid & superb and got.. stuperb! (use when something is exceptionally stupid). There, it's free. Everyone go use it!

  118. Re:A threat? Really? by letdownjournals · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always download the attachments that say "I love you."

    Sure, it might be a virus... But I can't take the chance I might miss a secret admirer.

  119. Actually, That's What I Was Wondering... by Hub_City · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In fact, unless I miss my guess, this is how it infects you:

    1. Receive mail.
    2. Open mail.
    3. Double-click attachment. This opens the archive.
    4. Double-click the payload inside the attachment, thus executing it.
    5. Get infected. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    So, in order to get infected, you have to open a suspect file inside a suspect archive inside a suspect e-mail.

    And it's spreading like wildfire. I was going to ask "are people really this dumb", but I guess the empirical data available makes that question moot...

    -HubCity
    Altrok & Altrok Radio

    1. Re:Actually, That's What I Was Wondering... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I already got three from a mailing list populated by sysadmin types. Makes you wonder!!

      (PS. My mail client, being just about totally braindead, *always* requires those steps to execute anything. Sometimes stupid is NICE. :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  120. Apply patches??? by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Let's see, should we patch or not....hmmmm...nope, the hell with it I am tired of patching clients.

    --


    Got Code?
  121. Re:How it goes...DUNGEON STYLE by Worldly+Iconoclast · · Score: 0

    How the fuck is this joke a troll? Somebody needs to pull a stick out of their ass.

  122. Lots of the suckers by rbowen · · Score: 1

    I have a very small number of users, and get about 2,000 messages in a normal day, across all of my domains/users/etc.

    I'm watching the mail logs, and I'm seeing one or two of these getting rejected every second.

    I'm also seeing that a huge number of them were coming from the same two addresses. I've blocked those addresses, which has slowed down the rate a little.

    --
    Apache guy, Open Source enthusiast, runner
  123. Great.... by c0dedude · · Score: 1

    Now we get the pleasure of another indignant letter from Darl about how the open source community is out to get him.

    --
    Since when has this country used intellectual elite as a pejorative term?
  124. SCO Makes me mad. by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO makes us all mad. Mad enough to want to sock Darl in the nose. But what good will DOSing them do? So people can't get to their website... Big deal. It's not like they're Amazon.com or anything.

    I work at a company who has offices all over the world. One of our offices has XO Communications as it's ISP. The same ISP that SCO uses. I often hear one of our network engineers cursing them because the the service is poor and outages are not handled in a timely manner. It's not Hard to DOS them.

    Perhaps the virus should have focused on a more useful target, like the law offices that are handling the whole SCO fiaSCO.

    1. Re:SCO Makes me mad. by bogie · · Score: 1

      Your posting like someone here will read what you said and say "yea he's right, we shouldn't have done that".
      Why bother? We all know DOSing is wrong. You'd have as much luck reaching the author by yelling out the window as you do from posting here on /.

      --
      If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  125. I hear that Darl is a happy man .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .. because the virus is busy signing up for Linux licenses through the SCO online shop.


    Looks like the don't need the law suit at all :-)

  126. Impatient by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

    If you can't wait until the virus pops up on your network, just download the sample and start your own wave. After all, it's for a good cause!

  127. repeat after me by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    if you install potentially malicious software from unknown sources, you're bound to end up with a broken system. this is not a flaw in the OS.

    if you install potentially malicious software from unknown sources, you're bound to end up with a broken system. this is not a flaw in the OS.

    if you install potentially malicious software from unknown sources, you're bound to end up with a broken system. this is not a flaw in the OS.


    Sure, I can write a fake su or sudo in three lines of bash script. The way beginner Linux distros sudo their way to hell, zillions of users will be affected by this the day Linux gets to the vast unwashed desktop masses.

    1. Re:repeat after me by Local+Echo · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you make a script u+s root

    2. Re:repeat after me by eet23 · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see you make a script u+s root

      "echo Please use sudo to run this script" would probably do the job just fine, if Linux starts being widely used by the people who run email attachments.

    3. Re:repeat after me by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The thing you are forgetting is the privlidge model... Sure, Unix users can install all the software they want, but it isn't going to hose the whole system. It can't get root, so it can easily get picked-out and removed.

      With Outlook, you can send someone an e-mail that will automatically open the attachment, or make it look like it has a benign extention...

      With Windows, that same program can exploit any of the millions of known, yet unfixed bugs to get Admin access (if the user wasn't already Admin, eg. XP).

      Use of Unix isn't going to stop bugs, but it sure will help a hell of a lot.

      --
      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    4. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hoping the next virus writer would include a Macintosh payload, too! I can't stand it when they say they're "immune" from this sort of thing.

      They're not, of course, it's just that if only 1 user in 1000 is dumb enough to run a program that's sent to them in email, a computer OS that's only 3% of the installed base won't spread it.

      And it has nothing to do with Windows being "Superuser" for everyone. On EVERY OS, a user can read his own mailbox. A program that reads the addresses in YOUR mailbox and sends email out to all of them can run in ANY operating system, even Unix. I'm sure we all can write 50 lines of perl that will do that.

      If there were 100 Million Linux users, mailing out malicous Perl scripts would be major "virus" attacks.

    5. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean to tell me that on Unix I can't write a USER LEVEL program that reads the USERS mailbox?

      Of course I can.

  128. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Paulo · · Score: 1

    > What leads you to believe any Linux developers is behind this?

    Dude, have you read the first posts of this thread?

  129. Are more windows viruses do to hatred? by geekee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many people argue that Linux has less problems because it is more secure. Others say this isn't true (for NT-based Windows, anyway), and that Windows is simply a higher profile target because of the higher user base. It is impossible to prove either arguement since no one knows how many security flaws are in either system. To add another variable to the problem, is Windows a target because Linux users hate Windows. It's probably impossible outside of Redmond to find anyone who hates Linux. This latest Windows attack seems to be perpetrated by a Linux user, since it attacks SCO as well as Windows. Is this attack motivated simply by hatred? Could this be a significant factor in the equation for why Windows is attacked so often?

    --
    Vote for Pedro
    1. Re:Are more windows viruses do to hatred? by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      It's probably impossible outside of Redmond to find anyone who hates Linux.

      You must be new here.
      If you check back later today, you will find 2-3 stories about SCO Group. They hate Linux also.

      Your Welcome! No charge for the info . . .

  130. He can too spell his own name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He spells it like this:

    X

  131. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  132. Darl the hacker? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Normally I would say this idea is paranoia. But then, your point deals with SCO, and we know they are both paranoid and dishonest. It is without many questions that SPAMers have used virus to advance their cause, and there is good reason to believe Darl et al have less integrity than SPAMers do...

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Darl the hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please stop writing "SPAMers". Proper spelling would be "spammers", and besides, "SPAM" is the only way that Hormel has asked the tech community *not* to use their trademarked name. Besides, this way saves typing on your behalf, and your way just looks annoying.

    2. Re:Darl the hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no life, I see.

    3. Re:Darl the hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slow news day, and you were easy pickin' :)

  133. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

    Strike that, it would be strange if SCO still had anyone working for them that could code.

    Despite their business tactics, the Unix that SCO manufactures is still more stable and reliable for mission-critical tasks than Linux.

    Air-traffic control systems don't run no Linux. They either run QNX or SCO.

  134. procmail? by bdejong · · Score: 1

    does anyone have a good procmail rule for this one? right now I'm just filtering *.zip, but that seems hardly right.

    - bram

    1. Re:procmail? by Rex+Code · · Score: 1
      Right now I have this in place, but haven't gotten any hits yet so it's untested and may need work.

      # Fscking Novarg virii!

      :0 B
      * ^Content-Type: (application/octet-stream)
      * ^.*name=(message|body|document|doc|data)\.zip

      /var/log/SPAM-VIRUSES-NOVARG

  135. DDoS threat or /. ? by dan2550 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    i was just checking to see if sco.com was down and it dawned on me that whenever an 'evil' company such as sco goes down it is reported on /.. I wonder how much the slashdot effect plays into the consumption of bandwidth of the sites? this may provide to be intresting if someone looks into it...

  136. Re:A threat? Really? by tilmanb · · Score: 2, Funny

    > 1) It has a simple text message plus a binary payload attachment.
    > 2) It uses no M$ exploits (patched or unpatched) to install itself.
    > 3) It depends on someone opening the attachment to start an infection.

    Compared to the real world this would be something like:
    "Whoa! Theres a black, unmarked bottle on my doorstep that reads 'Returned to sender'. I am quite f*cking sure I did not send this bottle in the first place. So why don't I open and drink it? It can't be dangerous!"

    Anybody with some common sense would not act this way IRL, but with computers its all different...

    I pity the state of the union :-/

    --
    cd pub; more beer
  137. Re:Also arrives as a zipped executable! by jfengel · · Score: 5, Funny

    First you save the attachment.

    Then you unzip it.

    Then you execute it.

    Why do the virus writers even bother writing code? If people are willing to do all that, it sounds like the next virus will consist solely of the text:

    "Pick a friend at random. Go over to his house and bash his computer with a sledge hammer."

  138. This thing is traveling fast! by coryrauch · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have received over 30 emails with this virus attached today already. From what I've seen, some come in the email described in the article post, but I have also seen emails containing this virus that look like this: The following email is encoded in UNICODE format please see attachment for message. - or - This file is encoded in 7Bit ascii format please see attachment for message. The attachment is always 22.6k in size. Thought windows slashdotters would be interested in this info.

    1. Re:This thing is traveling fast! by tankslappa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen that one too... I also get one that is encoded in a way that Eudora can't handle and just ends up looking like .9Y&OV+/-I(y(C)O?`H1/2]On c2m|"Eaa972'9]U!o[~/WaCa&A Etc, etc... Continue the theme for a while, then attach a zipped up worm. Count yourself lucky on the 30, I've clocked over 200 so far, not including all the bounces coming back from faked addresses on my domain... Sometimes I really hate having the catch-all email account. I'm off to bed now, so I look forward to deleting a couple of thousand by the morning!

    2. Re:This thing is traveling fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! Jokes on you! I have -none- in my inbox!

      That's the benefit of not having any friends.

    3. Re:This thing is traveling fast! by tankslappa · · Score: 1
      That slight oversight can be quickly corrected...

      *tap* *tappity* *tap*

      :o)

  139. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some do :-)

    I just read an article in Linux Journal that desctibed the process of porting the systems to Linux.

    Jeff.

  140. where's the link? by squarefish · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised that /. isn't serving up the virus just for us- those that can spread it would be more then happy too.

    they didn't even link to sco in the article- that would have helped a little...

    --
    Creationists are a lot like zombies. Slow, but powerful and numerous. And they all want to eat our brains.
  141. I... I don't know how to feel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On one hand, this shit will probably wreak havoc at a few of my clients' offices because they've all got at least one dumb shit who still clicks on everything.

    But on the other hand, I just have to laugh that those SCO dicks are getting smacked around a bit.

  142. LOL by localhost00 · · Score: 1
    perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com

    Who says all virii are bad?

    --

    Calling atheism and agnosticism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.

  143. Not my Mom... by rewt66 · · Score: 1
    My mom has written code in octal. Really. She thought it was wonderful when she got an assembler.

    Of course, that was back in the day. My mom isn't going to get this virus because now, she doesn't have a computer...

  144. I'm Spartacus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm Spartacus

  145. Even more complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #!/bin/bash
    while 1;
    do wget -r http://www.sco.com --delete-after;
    done;

    =)

  146. Those who want to take a look at it by Aliencow · · Score: 1

    I got a mirror here...DISCLAIMER: This is a virus. FUCK YOUR SYSTEM IF YOU WISH IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

    1. Re:Those who want to take a look at it by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      128.253.120.xxx - - [27/Jan/2004:01:53:22 +0000] "GET /temp/if_you_rename_this_to_exe_or_pif_and_run_it_ in_windows_you_are_a_retard.bin HTTP/1.1" 200 22528 "-" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; StumbleUpon.com 1.735; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"

      Who would've thought even Slashdotters use these cool toolbars !!

  147. Re:A threat? Really? by queen+of+everything · · Score: 1

    You have to realize that such a large number of "average" internet users love clicking on things. You put a hyperlink on a site, no matter what it is they'll click on it. You add it as an attachment, they'll click on it. No matter how many times you tell them not to, they'll do it anyway. Why?

    Clicking is fun!

    --
    "Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the life-long attempt to acquire it." -Albert Einstein
  148. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if someone wanted to make SCO's webservers unusable, couldn't they just have put a link to them on /. ??

  149. having the public like you... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    ...is not nearly as effective as having them fear you

  150. Email server full by tankslappa · · Score: 1

    Oh dear... However much the idea of a DDOS against SCO makes me chuckle, the downside, for me at least, is the load on my email server. I've had over 200 attempted infections in the past couple of hours, and several dozen bounces due to attempted infections being sent from faked email addresses on my domain. I can hardley wait to see the mess when I wake up in the morning! I foresee a day of sluggish internet and constant email server emptying later today... Oh joy!

  151. It reminds me of an old saying... by mog007 · · Score: 0

    Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com.

    You say "virus", I say "handyware".

  152. Well.. by Calren · · Score: 1

    People might not willingly load it onto their machine, but it would be interesting to know how many people turn a blind eye when their AV detects it.

    --
    I've finally got a fan! Now what do I feed him?
  153. Awesome!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally a reason to ditch Linux. I'm loading Microsoft Windows today!

  154. occams razor by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    nuff said

  155. $10 says Microsoft wrote the virus. by handmedowns · · Score: 1

    Who would benefit the most from a virus that would slam sco and make the Linux community look bad? Also keep in mind that Microsoft is so virus prone that it's just accepted, so its no dirt on their shirt.


    --
    The road between democracy and tyranny is paved with secrecy in the name of security.
    1. Re:$10 says Microsoft wrote the virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add to that their recent announcement ...

      http://www.theregister.com/content/55/35145.html

      nick ...

  156. Was that the one on Userfriendly? by billstewart · · Score: 1
    http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040125

    Sid gives the guy a new version of BadgerBadgerBadger that does HasturHastur...

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Was that the one on Userfriendly? by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      Hastur?

      Agggghhhhh!

      I just had to say it!

    2. Re:Was that the one on Userfriendly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't get it. I've seen the badger page, but WTF is a hastur?

    3. Re:Was that the one on Userfriendly? by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

      Hastur

      Say his name 3 times to summon him, then watch people die. :P

  157. Thinking of you Darl... by walkerp1 · · Score: 1

    Heh. I think it's awful sweet of those guys to write Darl his own Windoze virus, especially since he already ownz all Linux virii anyway.

  158. This was probably done to defame us by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We're about the last people who would be out writing Windows viruses. This was probably done to defame us. Or possibly the source of the virus is the usual one - spammers - since it has mass-mailing capability, and the SCO DOS is just misdirection aimed at the community that has produced so many spam-blocking techniques.

    Bruce

    1. Re:This was probably done to defame us by nero4wolfe · · Score: 1

      Decoding part of one of these msgs that got into our company showed a typical viagra spam. The site being spamvertised was "easye.us", which I think I've seen before from the same spammer that had a lot of sites of the form "4-6 random characters".{biz,info,us}. When I checked early this afternoon, it looked like easye.us had already been removed from the net.

    2. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALERT MODS: Parent is an imposter. The real Bruce Perens has a user id of 387.

    3. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "We're about the last people who would be out writing Windows viruses."

      Try reading at -1 every once in a while.

    4. Re:This was probably done to defame us by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 2, Funny

      This was probably done to defame us

      With 3 SCO posts a day, I already figured www.sco.com was under constant DOS from this community :)

    5. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1

      Proof it's not from the linux community! It doesn't come with the source!

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    6. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, he's real.

    7. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious Bruce. Who exactly do you think would do this? It's not gonna be a Microsoft apologist. It's not gonna be an SCO apologist. Who are your prime candidates then?

      I think it's far more likely to be a spammer, or some loser who thought it would be cool to get one over SCO - the geek community's new whipping boy. Claiming that it is "probable" that someone is trying to defame the OS community seems like the workings of a somewhat paranoid mind...

    8. Re:This was probably done to defame us by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Symantec? Network Associates? TrendMicro? Developers, developers, developers? SCO? Sun? Apple?

      Apparently, all of them may feel anxious with Linux.

    9. Re:This was probably done to defame us by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      What happened Bruce? Someone figure out your password finally? That was pure tin-foilness if I ever saw it.

      Personally, while I could see someone like SCO and/or those bastards down the street working up a virus to defame us, I don't really think that's likely the case. It's more likely that some teenage punk with too much time on his hands threw it together, and isn't all that happy with SCO anyway.

      Of course, what's my opinion matter, I think most viruses are written by McAfee and Norton.

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    10. Re:This was probably done to defame us by mirko · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but why do you think every new virus is suppose to defame you ?
      Is there somebody stupid enough to think Open Source advocates which indeed are Hackers (a.k.a. "Bidouilleurs") are hackers (a.k.a. "skr1p7 k1dd13z") ?

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    11. Re:This was probably done to defame us by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If those trolls were capable of writing "Hello World", they wouldn't be so busy posting to Slashdot. Bruce is right.

    12. Re:This was probably done to defame us by mirko · · Score: 1

      Not Apple, they do not care : they have a niche which is gaining sufficient money to keep them rich and developing sexier stuff.
      If the ywant some Linux stuff, they might encourage porting it because this is also what Open Source is for.

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    13. Re:This was probably done to defame us by spells · · Score: 1

      We're about the last people who would be out writing Windows viruses. This was probably done to defame us.

      I don't think your us, which I respect, is the same us that encompasses most people on /.

      I think you should take a step back before creating a small conspiracy theory and look at the amount of hatred towards SCO on this board. It seems far more realistic to me that an idiot wrote the virus and thought it would be "/. cool" to pick on SCO.

      Any media that associates this virus with Linux/OSS should be discredited. Life is simpler when I remember most idiots are simply idiots.

    14. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Phekko · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if it was one of those guys, surely the virus would be called GNAA/goatse.cx or something like that.

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      Sigs for Nerds. Sigs that Matter.
    15. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Feeling sick, but can't afford a sick day? Get COLD-fX [posiwell.com]

      FUCK OFF, you spamming cocksucking motherfucker. :p

    16. Re:This was probably done to defame us by RealityThreek · · Score: 1

      I've seen a bunch of posts like this, and this seems as good a place to reply as any.

      People keep saying "we" would never write a -Windows- virus, it couldn't have possibly been "us". There are so many visitors to this site, not all of which have decideded to only use opensource software, run linux on all of their boxes, and generally adhere to the idealistic hacker's ethic. In all reality, the author of this virus could easily and probably is a Slashdot reader.

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      :wq
    17. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occam's Razor cuts straight through tinfoil you know...

    18. Re:This was probably done to defame us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ever helps you sleep at night. I'm a member of the troll community and I have a bachelors in computer science.

    19. Re:This was probably done to defame us by eldacan · · Score: 1

      What happened Bruce? Someone figure out your password finally?

      This is needlessly insulting. What's more, the latest news prove you wrong (or so it seems at least).

    20. Re:This was probably done to defame us by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      This is needlessly insulting.

      You should have read my whole post, which occurred before this latest news of yours.

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    21. Re:This was probably done to defame us by eldacan · · Score: 1

      I did read your whole post, and know it was written before this latest news. I'm sorry if you got confused. I first intended to write "I'm glad the latest news prove you wrong" but thought it would be inappropriate, especially when you consider the content of my post. Anyway my post was stupid and useless, and so is this one...

  159. the giveaway by tacokill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alright. Now listen up. Here's the deal....and I'm not accusing anyone...I'm just saying...

    "The worm encrypts most of the strings in it's UPX-packed body with ROT13 method,"


    I *KNOW* it was one of you fuckers...

    1. Re:the giveaway by liquidweb · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should have opted for something more powerful, such at ROT26.

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      --- Matthew Hill
      "To quote the self is an act of the self riteous and uninitiated sub-moronic" - Matthew Hill
    2. Re:the giveaway by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, they did use double encryption -- one chunk of text was ROT-13'd twice. (No kidding. Take a closer look. :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:the giveaway by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      Looks like an Adobe engineer wrote the virus then...

    4. Re:the giveaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first post in a week that had me laughing out loud at my desk. Thanks man.

  160. I'm afraid this is more dangerous than we thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    OBVIOUSLY, this is an attack my Al Queda operatives... now before you mod me down think about this.

    By attacking MS and SCO, they have given both companies leverage against Linux and more FUD than they could create by themselves.

    These terrorists obviously want the US government to back those companies and drive useful (i.e. robust, efficient and able to be used against them) software out of the market.

    Once, SCO and MS run things in the US no one will be able to recieve any more useful information or get work done.

    Not to mention the citizens of the US will be so mired down in our inefficient and secured through near martial law practices that they will be too apathetic to care, and too slow to react.

    A brilliant masterstroke...

  161. Knoppix+Wine+AOL? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    We had to install XP on my mother-in-law's machine because it just wasn't worth cleaning up WinME Yet One More Time (especially with all the Helpful CompaQ Recovery Software). If AOL could run from a LiveCD, it would be the ideal environment for her.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Knoppix+Wine+AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Windows Me is quite usable once you've gotten rid of unnecessary Compaq apps. Right now I'm on an upgraded XP machine. Previously I had WinMe. Sadly, I didn't make a new partition for the XP install, so I overwrote the old OS.

      Here recently I've been growing tired of the slow responsiveness WinXP has given me. I remember having a reasonably stable, fast machine that wasn't any worse than a Win98 box. It may be due to using the bloated, resource-heavy Firebird browser, but who knows? Also, I should probably get more RAM (currently at 128MB).

      Anyway, I've now resolved to reinstall WinXP and use the Compaq Windows Me installation disks to create a dual-OS system. It's been almost 2 years since using WinMe, but I think it's time.

      </rant>

  162. Re: not hard to beat Norton anyway.... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hate to say it, but Norton Anti-Virus doesn't exactly inspire much confidence with me to begin with.

    I've removed a *bunch* of back-door trojan horse programs (MovieWorld and so forth) from Windows PCs that were running Norton AntiVirus 2003 with all the latest signature updates being "Live Updated". The freeware AVG Anti-Virus personal edition found them, as did a relatively unknown scanner called Avast.

    Why is it people have to pay $30+ per year for a subscription renewal for a big-name, commercial scanner that can't even find things the freeware packages find and remove?

  163. Re:Funny mods no longer improve your karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I feel that's bullshit since the point of Slashdot is to provide news AND to entertain. Funny posts are just another reason I come back here instead of writing it off as a bunch of tight-assed bitching motherfuckers.

  164. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Zutroi_Zatatakowsky · · Score: 4, Informative

    Air-traffic control systems don't run no Linux. They either run QNX or SCO.

    Linux in Air Traffic Control

    --
    All Hail Discordia. Hail Eris. Fnord.
  165. Working (and selective) procmail recipe by Rex+Code · · Score: 3, Informative
    OK, that first attempt was useless. But after a little debugging here's one that seems to be doing the trick. If there are filenames that I haven't seen yet it's easily extended. It's also not so brute force as to toss out all zip attachments -- only ones with the "poisoned" filenames:

    :0 B
    * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * filename="(message|body|document|doc|data|readme|t ext)\.zip"

    /yourlogdir/SPAM-VIRUSES-NOVARG

    1. Re:Working (and selective) procmail recipe by RiscIt · · Score: 1


      Don't forget the different extensions.. it's not always a zip file:

      * filename="(message|body|document|doc|data|readme|t ext|test|file)\.(pif|exe|scr|zip|bat|cmd)"

      And I have no idea why /. changes it to "t ext".. you'll have to change it back

  166. Only denial of service on SCO? by BillX · · Score: 1

    They ain't the only ones. 2100 copies of this piece of @#$%^ as of this morning. My email server is making a funny smell.

    --
    Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
  167. Is Windows a Virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

    * They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

    * Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

    * Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

    * Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.

    * Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.

    Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

    So Windows is not a virus.

    It's a bug.

  168. A "good" bad guy? by alchemist0405 · · Score: 1

    While I don't think it's good for PR for the Linux crowd to be explicitly associated with any viruses, I would rather see this type of virus than one which does serious damage!

    Any besides, I got a good chuckle out of reading the description on Symantec's website.

    --
    Cameron King
  169. I'm not scared either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't run Windows. Life is better without the bugs.

    1. Re:I'm not scared either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't run Linux. Life is much better without programming.

  170. This actually just strikes me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't there a user-safe, peer-reviewed GPL'd DDOS client available, something as easy to use as a distributed.net client?

    Just wondering...
    -- C.

  171. Ignores addresses containing .edu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woot!!! I'm off the hook. I can let the AV Server slowly distribute the update through the week rather than panicking and running to every system to make sure it's up to date. Take that .com mies! :)

    1. Re:Ignores addresses containing .edu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no..or there are variants, I'm seeing this quite happily pound away at all of our mx domains.

  172. Re:A threat? Really? by Odonian · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not convinced that this is the only method the thing travels by. My laptop at work got infected with this, as did my office mate. We both saw mail going out as us to others in our group, etc. Neither of us double-clicked the attachment or ran it. Being curious though, we did (apparently both of us did this) right click the attachment, save it to a dir on a linux box for inspection in emacs hexl-mode, etc. So unless this thing launches via a right-click and save operation (off of the windows box entirely), there must be some other transmission mechanism.

  173. Cool by vandan · · Score: 1

    Where can I get one?
    I assume if I use Mozilla, it won't be emailing itself to everyone in my ( outlook express ) addressbook, and I can just let it distribute itself across the Kazaa network and wait for the DOS attack to beef up :)

  174. Not written by "The Linux Community" by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Obviously it wasn't written by anyone in the Linux community. There's no source code.

  175. RIAA revenge? by danwiz · · Score: 3, Interesting
    distributes itself via the P2P network Kazaa

    What if a virus were written by the RIAA? It could plant itself, activate when it sees a violation, and report the user over the internet.

    Similar to the way the FBI operates. Only the FBI (usually) uses warrants.

  176. Funny things on the inside by ghostis · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well I have my copy! Arrived in my fiancee's inbox this afternoon. She helped me analyze it in Linux over the phone. (She's a biblical scholar when she's not hacking. What's not to love? :) Well we ran strings on it, among other things: it contains a few nuggets:

    o Part way down the strings output there the following:

    (sync.c,v 0.1 2004
    1/xx
    : andy)

    Weird.

    sync.c: I believe is a linux kernel file? Maybe it was written on Linux? Who knows.

    o Further down is:

    notepad %s
    Message

    This is consistent with the notepad screenshot on McAfee.com

    o Then some more weirdness: /abcd
    ghijklm
    pqrstNwxyzg
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU VWXYZ

    I guess this cracker knows the alphabet. I am impressed!

    o More funniness:

    Sack_i
    smith[C
    &joe?neo/

    Matrix fan?

    o gold-Pxc

    I guess this is reference to the electronic banking system it attacks

    o Further down:

    USERPROFI

    Going for the registry I see...

    o More sequences

    ASCII
    r=it f
    0aA!0123456789+

    My guess is that the sequences are character food for the random message generator

    o Towards the end:

    Libra

    I guess this hacker is indecisive ;-)

    o Finally, it wraps up with a list of windows dlls and function names.

    -ghostis

    our comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted.our comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted. lameness filter food

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    1. Re:Funny things on the inside by Odonian · · Score: 2, Funny

      the sync.c,v line is, if i'm not mistaken, a CVS version header. Very likely a linux author. Now all we need to do is round up all the CVS using Linux hackers named "Andy"...

    2. Re:Funny things on the inside by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Looks like your are right about that being a CVS version header (Google Search - but that doesn't mean right off its from a Linux user. CVS does support Windows - well to some extent.

    3. Re:Funny things on the inside by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      Remember, this thing has an SMTP client built into it, so it has to be able to send strings like "HELO" and "RCPT", which do not appear anywhere in the executable. Clearly there's some serious text obfuscation going on here, and any plaintext strings that we see in the executable are most likely decoys.

      Also I've been getting tons of these aimed at (common-first-name)@(my-domain) which implies that it has a common first name dictionary in it somewhere, which we also don't see anywhere in the executable.

    4. Re:Funny things on the inside by bigberk · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is an analysis posted on USENET, describes the binary and followups include information about variants that are being seen sending the same payload. Might as well read up if you're interested in the technical details.

    5. Re:Funny things on the inside by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      sounds like this jem would be a hell of a lot of fun to disassemble.

      I'm waiting patiently for one in my mailbox :)

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    6. Re:Funny things on the inside by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Somebody over on groklaw opened it in vi and noticed gcc headers, it seems. Fairly new version, too.

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    7. Re:Funny things on the inside by character+sequence · · Score: 1
      Finally, it wraps up with a list of windows dlls and function names.

      Just about every Windows executable does - these are the dynamic linking dependencies. You can decode them with various tools like dumppe (included with masm32 last time I downloaded it) or objdump -p (MinGW+MSYS or Cygwin) or the Windows dependency walker.

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    8. Re:Funny things on the inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      o Then some more weirdness: /abcd
      ghijklm
      pqrstNwxyzg
      ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU VWXYZ

      I guess this cracker knows the alphabet. I am impressed!
      probably some form of rot-13 encryption algorithm.
    9. Re:Funny things on the inside by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Sample code to explain why many arbitrary strings don't appear in it.

      char letterLookup[] = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";

      char command[5] = "";
      strcat(command, letterLookup[letter]);

      Build the strings from the lookup table before they're sent. Downside: Slower. Upside: No visible strings in the code.

    10. Re:Funny things on the inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the kernel guys don't use CVS.

      And even if they did, they'd be around version 1038.1 in January 2004, not 0.1.

      (Ass.)

    11. Re:Funny things on the inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acutually they do a rot13 for the encryption, and thus the alphabet.

  177. How I imagine things by skinfitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com. Details at Symantec and F-Secure, although neither seems to have finished their analysis.

    Cut to the labs of the antivirus companies:

    Sir! The new virus seems to launch a DDoS against sco.com!

    REALLY? Great work! Now .. lets take our time over this.. no need to rush things now is there? I mean - we wouldn't want to make a mistake or anything now would we?

    Take a 2 day lunch.

  178. Hey Tim! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it might be a federal offence to knowingly distribute a virus. That link from russel may have the live viral code in it... hint hint.

  179. Stupid Warning Labels by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    I bought a DiGiorno frozen pizza a while back, and on the box, in the instructions for cooking, is the warning: "Remove Pizza From Box Before Cooking", and another to remove the plastic overwrap and cardboard circle (I'm paraphrasing here).

    Now I'm wondering, was this a problem? Were people actually putting the whole box, with the plastic wrap and frozen pizza, in the oven? Or just the pizza still wrapped in plastic? I say, if you're stupid enough to do this, then you should chalk your demise to evolution.

    Oh, I remembered another one. Paul Newman Popcorn. As soon as I removed the package of popcorn from the box, and way before it was near the microwave, I got the warning "CAUTION: BAG IS HOT". Well, it didn't feel hot, and of course there was the warning to remove the plastic before microwaving.

    President Bush to Liberate Alaska

    1. Re:Stupid Warning Labels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I'm wondering, was this a problem?

      Ever worked retail or had exposure to the public?

      It gets scary when the full-moon comes out...

    2. Re:Stupid Warning Labels by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Now I'm wondering, was this a problem? Were people actually putting the whole box, with the plastic wrap and frozen pizza, in the oven? Or just the pizza still wrapped in plastic? I say, if you're stupid enough to do this, then you should chalk your demise to evolution.

      I've heard a story from a friend about an elderly relative who was new to the world of the pizza. Half-way through cooking she turned it over. I hope they made her clean up the mess it would have made!

      I've also seen someone put it in with the cardboard bit remaining under the base, but that involved intoxication and doesn't count as I'm sure they'd have been unable to focus on the box in the first place.

    3. Re:Stupid Warning Labels by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Paul Newman Popcorn. As soon as I removed the package of popcorn from the box, and way before it was near the microwave, I got the warning "CAUTION: BAG IS HOT". Well, it didn't feel hot, and of course there was the warning to remove the plastic before microwaving.

      Actually, among the warnings on your hot bag of popcorn is another one that says that hot steam will come out the top and gives precise instructions for opening it.

      Those warnings on popcorn are really for people who aren't stupid, just don't know better. How many people know that steam condensing on your arm will cause worse burns than an actual fire? How many of them know that just for steam to condense it has to dump all kinds of heat in the surrounding area, and if that area is your skin you could be going to the emergency room?

      Furthermore, how many people that know it have never experienced it, and still wind up burning themselves with steam?

      Microwave popcorn, and many many things that are microwavable, come out of the microwave with all kinds of dangerous ways to burn yourself that are not immediately obvious, apparent, or otherwise discoverable without burning yourself.

      It's just like metal. Metal can be many temperatures before it starts looking like it's hot, and unfortunately many of those temperatures can send you straight to the emergency room.

      While I'm with you on the stupid warning labels deal, those labels on microwave packages are actually useful and informative the first time you read them. Not that I use a microwave for anything but thawing frozen jalapenos, though, completely worthless machine I say.

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    4. Re:Stupid Warning Labels by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I actually did put the cardboard in the oven once. I was a little drunk, it was late at night, and it stuck to the bottom. I just assumed this particular brand didn't have it. 20 minutes later I had a soggy pizza.

      --
      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    5. Re:Stupid Warning Labels by J011yr0ger · · Score: 1
      Mobile Phone Warning

      Safety Precautions

      Do not use your mobile phone in a microwave oven; this may cause damage to self, the oven or the phone.
      Link to manual

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      -- "Do or do not, there is not try" Yoda, Star Wars (TESB)
  180. Subject is not just the first few words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    that aims to define exactly who it is that is opening email, saving attachments, opening the attachment, running the payload, and is not using AV software.

    What does?

    But anyway, perhaps these are people who DO run AV software, but it's out of date. Or they DO run it at work, but don't realize that it didn't come already installed at home. In either of these situations, they might have a false sense of security, might think that anything that the computer lets them run should be perfectly safe.

    But then I remember some of the people I'm related to, and istm that, for a lot of people, all higher-level thinking just shuts off as soon as they sit down at a computer. Perhaps they think that there's no way they'd understand it all, so there's no point in trying to understand any of it.

  181. the enemy of mine enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    um maybe you mis read it but its a DDos against WWW.SCO.COM

    "SCO's allegations about the dirty open source movement have some validity"
    i think sco has already tarnished their reputation enough by well, being sco.


    i think the parent is actually a sco employee.

    this isnt like microsoft or something thats sortof evil. its like bush. REAL evil.

  182. Re:Also arrives as a zipped executable! by rmsousa · · Score: 1

    I once stumbled across a scan of the "Amish virus" card on the internet...

    It ran somewhat like this:

    "You have been infected by the Amish virus. We can't use computers to make this virus, so please go home and delete all your files. Send copies of this card to all your friends. Thank you."

  183. Why .ZIP Is Significant by Nintendork · · Score: 1
    A well configured enterprise mail server will block file types that viruses use to spread. Users are usually encouraged to zip files before sending in order to get around this precaution. This virus sends itself in a zip file with a very convincing mail error in the message body that entices the receiver's curiosity. Sure, most of us would delete it or unzip it and realize it's a virus before actually launching it, but most users aren't all that clever. If this virus spread via network shares, it would have spread exponentially faster.

    -Lucas

    1. Re:Why .ZIP Is Significant by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      A well configured enterprise mail server will not be fooled so easily. Our mailscanner sees the zip, looks into it, finds the .exe, and blocks it.

    2. Re:Why .ZIP Is Significant by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Or gets Zip-bombed and slows down to a halt.

  184. Re:Not a good thing by seb249 · · Score: 1

    Technically though - if you look at they have to save the attachment and execute it to get infected, that is a really messy way of doing it. If a linux user did write it.. shame on you! :)

  185. not a virus, a worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big difference, this thing only spreads through stupidity. No OS is safe from things like this. Get enough stupid people running linux and it will have similar worms.

  186. Re:A threat? Really? by frink_exp · · Score: 1
    Clicking is fun!

    Ren: "Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button, you fool!"

    Announcer: "Can [Stimpy] resist the temptation to push the button...? The jolly candy-like button!"

    --
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  187. Problem?? by Jediman1138 · · Score: 0
    Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com.

    Anyone see a problem here?

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  188. This is retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG. You'd think ppl on slashdot would be smart enough to know a virus isn't news. GET ANTIVIRUS AND KEEP IT UPDATED. If you don't you're a moron. Virus warning cause more internet traffic than the actual viruses.

  189. McAfee and Virex as well... by krray · · Score: 1

    I just added the "extra.dat" file to the uvscan directory [Linux] (should also work with Virex on the Mac -- not that it really matters there either :). All inbound/outbound type data just happen to come/go from one of the un*x's on the networks I use/run (Windows can only access local Intranet for really only CAD type data :). Anyway, I'm also seeing it called:

    # uvscan message.pif ./message.pif
    Found the W32/Mydoom@MM (ED) virus !!!

    # cat extra.dat
    86 178 157 177 77 51 218 128 63 28 192 202 105 92 226 222
    77 126 192 48 15 15 141 153 142 49 129 178 39 43 14 177
    103 51 40 188 102 160 101 197 32 234 88 126 129 249 116 176
    65 12 233 199 242 50 249 168 223 54 141 82 32 204 178 190
    143 54 141 179 13 50 141 167 192 49 138 179 67 160 138 178
    77 51 141 179 109 141 138
    6567 256 12367 334 W32/Mydoom@MM

  190. Immune by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    And once again, my ISP is immune to it because they don't allow windows-executable attachments in email.

    Sometimes the simple solutions are best.

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  191. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by cball2k · · Score: 1

    Try Grisoft's AVG antivirus. It will work side by side with Norton's or Mcafee.

    It has caught a lot of viri that the 2 others skipped right over.

    Linux users will like it too. ..as many experts will tell you, run 2 antivirus packages. (odd that the two biggest won't work on teh same box at once...)

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    karma, hah...
  192. Re:A threat? Really? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    "NEVER underestimate the power of human stupidity."

    Of course, thats why capitalism works.

    --
    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
  193. Trust in God... by Wee · · Score: 1
    ...but tie your camel. My users are very educated. And there aren't any malicious attachments on the network. Best of both worlds.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  194. nice one by JDizzy · · Score: 1

    For once a virri I like!
    Any bit of code that executes a DoS against the SCO fuktards is alright by me, and I might infect my own systems if I can actually find this virri.

    --
    It isn't a lie if you belive it.
  195. i got 5 of these by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 1

    *hugs his mac*

  196. spreading fast by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

    Text of sco.com, incase of slashdoting/DoSsing

    SCO | SCO Grows Your Business
    SCO has recently issued two letters intended to protect its intellectual property. Letter to UNIX Licensees Dec 18, 2003 This first letter was sent to UNIX Licensees, outlining terms within the UNIX license agreement. ABI Files Letter Dec 19, 2003 This second letter was sent to the Fortune 1000 in the U.S, outlining SCO's copyright claims under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
    SCO Ranked 75 In Deloitte Technology Fast 500 The SCO(R) Group (SCO) (Nasdaq: SCOX), a leading provider of business software solutions, announced its ranking among the 2003 Deloitte Technology Fast 500, a ranking of the 500 fastest growing technology companies in North America.
    Manage UNIX Authentication and User IDs Using Microsoft Active Directory SCO welcomes the new year with Vintela Authentication from SCO (VAS) Release 2.2. Using Microsoft(R) Active Directory(R), VAS lets you securely manage UNIX user identities and authentication alongside Windows systems. VAS 2.2 includes support for HP-UX, 64-bit Solaris, SCO UNIX, and other UNIX platforms.

    SCO in the NEWS Top 25 IT Executives of the Year -- CRN. Pros, Priests and Zealots: The Three Faces of Linux -- TechNewsWorld. SCO Gets $50 Million Infusion As BayStar Capital Takes Stake -- CRN. Deutsche Bank analyst starts SCO Group at 'buy' -- Mercury News. SCO: Project Legend, UnixWare SVR6 Will Drive Future Channel Business -- CRN. More SCO News


    You never know, it might go down.

    --
    SAILING MISHAP
  197. PFFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I highly doubt a Linux enthusiast would have written this virus. Being one myself, I DESPISE writing windows code when I have to.

    It's just so...dirty. Even if it means hurting SCO, I don't want to touch the stuff.

  198. Gahg by SargeZT · · Score: 1

    I've gotten 300 emails of this today. I'm getting pissedededed.

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  199. Re:A threat? Really? by Kris_J · · Score: 1
    NEVER underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    Looks like it's impossible not to.
  200. Are they tring to frame PJ from Groklaw? by danalien · · Score: 1
    em, aren't they?

    I've just seen this on Groklaw.

    Kinda makes you wonder what 'dark force' is actually behind all of this.

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    I don't claim I know more than I know, and if you know you know more than I know, then by all means, let me know.
  201. Question about a quote in FreeDOS "About" page... by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1

    The author says:

    "Linux and Windows both require too much overhead to build an efficient embedded system."

    I can believe this with Windows, but is this really true for Linux? If so, why?

  202. WinXP has native .zip handling... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

    Windows XP handles zip files nativly, unlike earlier versions that required using a third-party application like winzip. This virus and the many incantations of mimail prey on this. If you are running an older version of window you might pause when winzip comes up when you click on the attachment, but if you are running XP and don't look at it, a simple click will open it.

  203. Bad press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is already being associated with the virus by the media: "... Some reports suggest the worm will launch a denial of service attack on the home page of The SCO Group leading to something of a conundrum among Linux users posting to news aggregation site Slashdot. While there are those cheering on the virus, many are pointing out how bad it makes the open source community look. SCO is currently engaged in a legal battle over ownership of the Linux code and has recently issued a licence for a number of flavours of the operating system." From http://www.computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/UNID/F943A AEBA6929F93CC256E280009D549?OpenDocument

  204. Tricky 'MyDoom' e-mail worm spreading quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tricky 'MyDoom' e-mail worm spreading quickly
    Worm launches attack on site for Unix-owner SCO Group

    By Jeordan Legon
    CNN
    Monday, January 26, 2004 Posted: 9:15 PM EST (0215 GMT)

    (CNN) -- Hackers unleashed an agile worm Monday -- using a sneaky, fairly new tactic to get unsuspecting computer users to diffuse their malicious code.

    Dubbed "W32/MyDoom" or "Novarg," the worm circulated so fast anti-virus firms quickly raised threat warnings to "high" saying the bug was one of the worst in recent months.

    The worm is contained in e-mails with random senders' addresses and subject lines. While the body of the e-mail varies, it usually includes what appears to be an error message, such as: "The message cannot be represented in 7-bit ASCII encoding and has been sent as a binary attachment."

    While many computer users are savvy about not opening executable files or other attachments that may contain viruses, the latest worm masks itself as an innocuous text document or a file that your computer appears unable to read.

    "This one is almost begging you to click on the attachment," said Sharon Ruckman, the head of anti-virus firm Symantec's security response team.

    When loaded, some versions of the worm launch Notepad and show random characters. At the same time it replicates itself and installs a "keystroke" program that allows a hacker to break in and record everything being typed, including passwords and credit card numbers.

    The worm sends out a slew of messages that forced some companies to shut down their e-mail gateways to stop the infection, said Vincent Gullotto, who runs Network Associates' McAfee Anti-Virus Emergency Response Team.

    At the same time, MyDoom appeared to launch a Denial of Service attack on the site for SCO Group, a California company which recently sued IBM, challenging that firm's intellectual property in parts of Linux. SCO.com was inaccessible for some time Monday afternoon.

    Anti-virus experts said MyDoom was on track to hit even more machines than Nimda, a 2001 worm that spread widely with an attachment that read "Readme.exe."

    This time, besides the "binary attachment" message, MyDoom comes with all different file extensions including .pif, .zip and .csr. It also uses an attachment icon similar to one used for Windows text messages. All of this, security experts warn, was succeeding in tricking people into thinking the e-mail was legitimate.

    After a relative lull in the number of viruses distributed during the holidays, anti-virus experts expected a hectic Tuesday as office workers fired-up their computers and unwittingly spread the worm.

    Two other less prominent worms, Mimail.Q and Dumaru, were also making their way around the Internet.

    Mimail.Q changes the body and attachment over time, but, for now, some of the e-mails containing the worm used the subject line: "Hi my sweet Nancy."

    Dumaru comes with the subject line "Important information for you. Read it immediately!" and includes an attachment called myphoto.zip.

    "The virus writers [are] ... back from vacation and they've started pushing out their creations," Gullotto warned.

  205. Re:A threat? Really? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Informative

    The social engineering on this one isn't half bad.

    The first one I got looked like a bounce message, with text saying there were some non-7bit characters so the full message would be in an attachment.

    The payload inside the .zip file was "readme.txt%20%20%20%2020%20%20%2020%20%20%20.scr" , which shows as "readme.txt" in the Windows GUI.

    Believe it or not, there are mailers in the Windows world that send bounces with the original message as an attachment. This worm could easily fool someone who wasn't technical or wasn't paranoid.

  206. yippee by austad · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com.

    Where can I download said virus? Will it run under WINE?

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  207. SCO behind this? by mabu · · Score: 1

    I'm sure i'm not the only person who wonders if SCO might actually be behind this. I know it sounds stupid, but I hate to believe people in the OS community would be so stupid as to launch a worm like this. Now SCO, on the other hand, it would make a lot of sense since they really don't have any way to make money other than pretending to be victimized.

  208. All Jokes Aside by Slavinski · · Score: 1


    I, and I am sure many others, want to know just
    as much as SCO who wrote the virus.
    If anyone learns anything, please pass it
    along to the appropriate authorities.

    We all pull together to support OSS so
    let's not allow something like this cast a
    shadow over our group. If anyone knows anything
    about who wrote the virus, pass the
    information along to the appropriate authorities.

  209. infect me! by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    I've turned off my active protection!

  210. WooHoo by SlightOverdose · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the first time in my life, an email virus has actually ended up in my inbox.

    *sniff*

    Im so happy. Somebody actually has me in their address book. :)

  211. Yep, I got it, and I'm nowhere near that list... by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


    Poor Dave Shuster...

    Your message dated Mon, 26 Jan 2004 19:56:50 -0500 with subject "HI" has been submitted to the moderator of the VTCREW list: Dave Shuster .

    I'm seeing these come in basically at random except for the one from papajohns.com where I know I'm on their list@!, yummmmmmm. The rumor I hear that it mails to random addresses seems reasonable since I have a 3-letter email addy, an easy hit using a simple spammer engine (or the code from one?)

    Yuck... this thing is going to be messy ;)

    --
    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  212. Denial against SCO by minion · · Score: 1

    So us sysadmins aren't going to speedily patch systems for this one then?

    --

    -- If we don't stand up for our rights, now, there will be no right to stand up for them later.
    1. Re:Denial against SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daryl McBride has a fan club! He's somebody's bitch today...Looks like his site doesn't seem slashdotted yet but It's early in the apocolypse.

      Maybe the bugger will die of melanoma before he gets his day in court. [The guy's is friggin' orange!]

  213. MSNBC by Slavinski · · Score: 1

    The MSNBC article doesn't even mention the SCO
    DoS portion of the virus.
    MSNBC Article

  214. conspiracy theory by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    here's a conspiracy theory for you guys:

    This virus was written by someone in the "intellectual property" industry: SCO, RIAA, MPAA, MS, etc. - in an attempt to discredit p2p, linux, and other things that stand for freedom.

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  215. from scoreport.com: by herrvinny · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, as proprietor of some anti-SCO websites, let me weigh in here:

    ARE YOU IDIOTS INSANE?

    (FYI, I am a college student, U of W @ Madison) I didn't hear about this new virus until now. But at about 4:30 PM today, I get this email from an attractive, intelligent female friend of mine from high school. She goes to Knox College in Illinois. (Let's call her Kristin) The email is listed below in it's entirety, but basically it says watch out for this new virus. So I figure, OK, maybe some stupid Bagle (Beagle, whatever) virus variation has come out, and computer illiterate college students haven't figured out how to push the big Update button on their virus scanners. No biggie.

    So late evening, around 6:30 PM, I go to a student government meeting (contrary to published doctrine, some college students actually give a shit about what's happening in the world.) I get back, check /., and what do I see? A virus attacking SCO!

    Now, I think everyone here knows I dislike SCO. I own websites that are anti-them (Check my sig, the scolawsuit.com link above, and Litigiousbastards.com linking campaign. But this is not the type of publicity we need. This gives SCO more ammunition, when it needs less. Guess what? The public equates viruses like this to terrorism. The average Joe Sixpack will think "Oh, this poor company's getting hurt by terrorism! These gosh darn Linux assholes are terrorists!" Can you say Guantanamo Bay?

    If you want to DOS someone, do something constructive like sending an email to a Congressman/woman, donate to Groklaw.

    (And yes, I must admit, and in the spirit of fairness, I was laughing out loud when I saw this article)

    My friend's letter:

    Hey everyone - Just something you might want to be aware of even with the virus protection software that you have. School is going well, and I am really enjoying myself here. I have a lot of work, but I am having fun. I even had a bat in my room, which was interesting. Ok, time to go back and do homework.

    Kristin

    =Original Message=
    From: "M. Sean Riedel"
    Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 15:59:33 -0600

    A new virus, yet to be named, is spreading quickly and has slipped by many AntiVirus applications. If you have received a message with the following parameters, delete it immediately without opening the attachment. You will only become infected if you open the attachment.

    The common factor in its profile is that it carries an unsolicited attachment. So far we have seen filenames of "body", "data", "document", "file", "glszfj", "message", "readme", "test", "text", "vgsu042a", and "vncexdl" attached to messages all with either the .pif, .scr, .zip file extensions.

    We already ban extensions of .pif or .scr. Until the antivirus companies release the definition files to detect this new virus, we are banning the .zip extension also. As soon as our vendors update the definition files, we will remove the ban on the .zip extension.

    As always, if you receive messages with attachments from anyone you do not know or unexpected attachments from people you do know, don't open them. If the message is from an unknown party, just delete it. If it is from someone you know, verify with that person that the attachment was intended since many viruses will forge the sender.

    M. Sean Riedel
    Computer Center
    Knox College


    1. Re:from scoreport.com: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get this mail from an attractive, intelligent female friend of mine from high school. She goes to Knox College in Illinois.

      School is going well, and I am really enjoying myself here. I have a lot of work, but I am having fun. I even had a bat in my room, which was interesting. Ok, time to go back and do homework.

      Judging from the signal/noise ratio of this message, it seems like his primary intent was to tell us that he has an attractive female friend.

    2. Re:from scoreport.com: by Technician · · Score: 1

      Hint,

      Never ever open an attachment from anyone that claims it's a patch for a virus. If you realy want to do good, provide a text link (not a hyperlink as I can cut and paste) to the well known AV vendor's website linking to the description of the beast, not the patch. From there I should be able to find and install the patch.

      The learning, a patch sent to you isn't a patch but the worm! Why hasn't everybody learned this yet?

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    3. Re:from scoreport.com: by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Who goes to a college that's like a few hundred miles away... yeah, something's happening here..

  216. Re:A threat? Really? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

    What about those of us that download them for our collection...

  217. Call me stupid, but... by fendel · · Score: 1

    Somehow I seem to have gotten this stinking thing. If anyone can help me puzzle this out, I'd appreciate it. Consider this: I do not open dodgy email attachments. The only remotely weird email attachment I got was at 9:30 tonight (more on that in a sec).

    So I get home and I have two odd emails. One is from a legitimate looking source (and the IP matches the From address; I ran it through Sam Spade tools because I was suspicious) basically indicating that I had tried to send a suspicious .scr attachment to them. This email was plain text, no attachment. So I think "whoa, sounds like I got a worm, how did that happen!?"

    This email was addressed to an email address I use for a blog. Not my main email.

    Second weird email was from another legitimate-looking source, RE: Test, and it appeared to be bouncing a suspicious attachment back at me: a file.zip that contained file.txt (many spaces) .pif. I knew better than to just open that thing. I opened Notetab and dragged the file onto it. Binary file, yada yada.

    So how did I get this thing without ever opening a suspicious attachment? Possible exception of what I dragged into Notetab, but surely that wouldn't execute a .pif? And even if it did, why did I get the "you sent us a virus, dimwit" automated email from somebody else four hours earlier?

    Is there a way to get this thing without opening an email attachment?

    1. Re:Call me stupid, but... by BenjyD · · Score: 3, Informative

      I doubt you've got the virus. The virus has probably used your email address as the return address, so that you get the bounces despite not having the virus. I've received lots of virus warning bounces, mostly sent to "helen@benroe.com" and "serg@benroe.com", which aren't email addresses I use (obviously).

    2. Re:Call me stupid, but... by fendel · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, I have the infected files it installs, like shimgapi.dll. (Or had, I should say. Did a system restore to a restore point from the weekend.) Wonder if I did pick those up from trying to open up the .pif in Notetab...

    3. Re:Call me stupid, but... by tankslappa · · Score: 1
      I got hundreds of the bloody things...

      I would estimate 30% are the failed to deliver bounces! Grrrrr!

  218. Good. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    SCO gets what they deserve!!

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    We have secretly replaced these Slashdot mods' sense of humor with a rusty nail. Let's see if they notice!!
  219. procmail recipe by RiscIt · · Score: 2, Informative



    ## drop all Novarg/MyDoom virii
    :0 B
    * ^AFAmSgBAA/2yaZosEAT0JegBAE
    {
    LOG="$NL Novarg/MyDoom Virus$NL"

    :0:
    Novarg.txt
    }


    No guarantees - Haven't had much time to test it. Not the most efficient either (should probably check the file size first and rule out small messages first) but it should get the job done on most "average traffic" mail servers.


    1. Re:procmail recipe by RiscIt · · Score: 1

      it just occurred to me that not everyone is setup for logging like I am...

      obviously $NL is a New Line variable setup in the procmailrc file.. should be fine to simply remove the line if you don't log.

      Also, I notice everyone else's promail recipes for this thing are just checking the attachment type... That's gonna give you all kinds of false positives. The "^AFAmSgBAA/2yaZosEAT0JegBAE" test in mine is a sample from the actual attachment. false positives will be very rare if at all.

      Btw - seems to work fine now that I've had some time to test it. Has caught quite a few and hasn't caught anything it wasn't supposed to.

  220. DDOS active Feb. 1 - 12th. by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did anyone bother to read the details?

    SCO hasn't been attacked yet. It doesn't kick in until Feb 1st and then it doesn't even go for two weeks.

    How kind of virus writers to put a time cap on how long it does damage.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:DDOS active Feb. 1 - 12th. by Elysdir · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how quickly the information about the DOS attack has mutated. The CNN article on the subject implies that the DOS attack has already been launched:

      "Virus experts suggested MyDoom's author was a fan of the Linux open source community, because the bug, which targets computers running Microsoft Windows, launched a Denial of Service Attack on SCO's site."

      (Note the reference to the worm as a "bug"; I suspect the writer thought "worm" and "bug" were synonyms.)

      (But I dropped them a note with a correction, so the article may have been fixed by now.)

  221. Grah by imbezol · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying not to think about breathing

  222. How does this make open source look bad again? by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Doing obviously illegal things only makes us look bad and SCO look like a victim. So this is a major step backwards.

    A step backwards for whom, exactly? Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure IBM didn't write this virus. I'm pretty sure Linus didn't, either. As much as RMS might turn my stomach, I'd bet a lot of money he didn't, too.

    Unless your worldview is SCO vs. everyone else (ie: unless you're SCO), I don't see how something like this can hurt anyone other than SCO.

    --
    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    1. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A step backwards for reputation of the Linux and open source communities in the eyes of people who haven't followed the SCO case closely and don't know any better. It's not material harm, but I think perception is important here.

      Darl will say Linux supporters must have done it, and the media will quote him, and clueless people will read it and associate whoever did it with us. So while we know it wasn't "one of us" and we don't support it (except in jest), people will read otherwise. We unfortunately don't get to choose who the public associates us with.

    2. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I agree, a virus against SCO is irrelevant now and just harms the open source movement's karma.

      So if Darl accuses one of us he better have plenty or proof, else I might consider suing him :)

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    3. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by Cyuonut · · Score: 1

      Just like the morning news told: "The virus attacks the website of SCO. SCO produces Unix, which is an opponent of Linux." (translated from Finnish, badly)

      So, the harm's being done already.

    4. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "A step backwards for reputation of the Linux and open source communities"

      Uhh, two things:
      (a) Linux people don't write Windows viruses. That's the whole point, we don't need to run Windows anymore. You think these people are testing the virus in Wine?

      (b) Open Source people aren't renowned for their interest in virus writing (although Free Software people are alleged to have an interest in viral-license writing!)

    5. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

      "Clueless people" are the only ones who would open a file attachment in an email message from someone they don't know with the subject line consisting only of "Hi." Such folks are 99.9% likely to be using Windows and probably don't even know what Linux is, so I doubt they will have the capacity to associate the virus with the Open Source community.

    6. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) Linux people don't write Windows viruses. That's the whole point, we don't need to run Windows anymore.

      Surely not liking Windows is a motivation for writing a Windows virus?

    7. Re:How does this make open source look bad again? by Zleeper · · Score: 1

      That is why I say it is the RIAA, counting on all of the open winboxes accessing P2P, and how better, than the payoff to be trashing the karma of the only true users who know how to protect their machines, and know how to steel themselves from the MS juggernaut that will eventually be in collusion (sp) (I'm on aroll) with all big corp looking to cap all copyrighted material the earth over.
      Just my $.02, they are putting me back in my cage now....

  223. It's not the usual cast of idiots by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Informative

    The executable is way too small (22,528 bytes compressed vs. 150k+ for most of the usual trash by spammers). I certainly doubt it was written in VB.

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    1. Re:It's not the usual cast of idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has already been compressed with the UPX packer. You're right, it's not VB though -- according to IDA Pro it appears to have been written in VC++.

    2. Re:It's not the usual cast of idiots by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      32,768 bytes when uncompressed. It's good* even for VC++. Using even the smallest library class or function usually pulls the rest of the camel into the tent. It includes a trojan proxy, several methods of self-transmitting, maybe an MTA, no doubt other little tricks. This is no script-kiddie effort.

      * good in terms of technical programming. It's still a sucky stupid wrong thing to do that's going to cause havok for months.

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  224. LINUX/OPEN-SOURCE VIRUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the Linux/Open-Source virus. It works on the honor system. To replicate, copy into your .sig. To activate, type "mkdir /tmp/tmp; cd /tmp/tmp; wget -r -t 0 -l 0 -D sco.com -nd -nH -nh --delete-after sco.com".

    Twice a day keeps the lawyers at bay.

  225. Yes by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    All those warnings are just there because the government doesn't want super humans crushing them out of existance.

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out - if you keep posting comments like that, they will come to silence you.

  226. Re:A threat? Really? by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 1
    We both saw mail going out as us to others in our group, etc.
    Like most E-mail worms nowadays it apparently spoofs From: addresses by picking one at random from the sender's address book. I got several copies of it today, all of which claimed to come from different people but which really came from the same IP address according to the headers.

    All it means is somebody who opened the payload has you in their address book. (Good luck convincing the recipients that's the case, though.)

  227. Amazing... and just plain wrong. by Pathway · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I first heard about this, I had to laugh out loud... "All targeting www.sco.com? Ha!"

    Then, the phone rang, and I had my first 2 computers infected on my network. It was 3pm, and it was first discovered at about 1pm. (PST)

    This is no laughing matter.

    Who ever wrote this was quite the skilled assasin: Works on 95 thru XP machines? Transports by Mail with its own SNMP deamon? Spreads over Kazaa? This is very well planned.

    The thought that a Pro-Linux activist did this discusts me. There is no way this can be good for linux's fight against SCO. Hopefully it can be proved to originate from somewhere, because if it comes from a linux user, the linux comunity will damn him. If it comes from anywhere else, then the extra leverage on the SCO vs. Linux suit will be lifted.

    Then we have the consperancy therorists: SCO wrote it themselves! Now that's funny... unless it turns out to be true.

    I've even heard a guy who claimed that the anti-virus companies' employees write the viruses... eather with the companies' knowledge or not. He claimed that they did this to "keep the demand up for AntiVirus software." Now that's scary.

    If I have anybody in the world to blame for this, I'd like to blame the following, who made this possible: 1. Microsoft and their horribly easy to infect OS and mail client. and 2. Kazaa for helping the comunity spread filth.

    And SCO: I dissagree with your suit against Linux and Co., but you do not deserve this attack. The rest of the world also does not deserve to help clean up this mess which you are the obvious target.

    *Sigh*... I'll be up late getting ready for tomarrow's onslaugt of computers to disinfect.

    Pathway

    1. Re:Amazing... and just plain wrong. by nordicfrost · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've even heard a guy who claimed that the anti-virus companies' employees write the viruses... eather with the companies' knowledge or not. He claimed that they did this to "keep the demand up for AntiVirus software." Now that's scary.

      A good friend of mine works in the anti-virus industry. I asked him the same questions abous them making their own viruses to stay alive. His reponse was: "We still get enough business to stay alive from sircam and friends. If we wrote and published our own in addition, we'd be bigger than Microsoft now."

    2. Re:Amazing... and just plain wrong. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I've even heard a guy who claimed that the anti-virus companies' employees write the viruses... eather with the companies' knowledge or not. He claimed that they did this to "keep the demand up for AntiVirus software." Now that's scary.

      I would expect that it operates more like the fire department... Sure, maybe a few individuals are writing viruses, and making money off of them, but I sincerely doubt there's a big conspiracy by the companies to do this. You know they have more than enough viruses already out there, a few more aren't going to increase their revenue by much.
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  228. Odd Version? by Morrog · · Score: 1

    My friend got some emails with the subject "hello" an attachment with the extension .scr(can't remember file name) and the message body was full of non-alphanumeric garbage. One of the emails came from feedback@something.whatever.com(can't remember domain). Is this the same virus, because the message body is certainly not the same? Maybe the online web-email messed with the body somehow, though I doubt it. If I can get a hold of one of those emails I'll check the filesize to see.

  229. how will they use PR by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    if they cannot speak?
    agentsmth()dDoS(Sco);
    seriously though, i commend these people, whoever they are. don't forget, this isn't just about linux, this is about the integrity of the GPL, corporate power, the use and abuse of [patent &] copyright law, and many slanderous attacks, and probably a few things i can't think of at the moment. the open source community is more important than linux, and the spirit of community itself and the wellbeing of it's members(upheld by a union of closed and open source interests) is more important than the open source community...and microsoft definitely threatens this, and they are using SCO as a proxy means to this end. not to mention the PR damage allready done by 'playing fair' and letting darl and crew get away with the hell they have been.

    SCO is playing dirty, and they started playing dirty. what did they expect? and really, this is just inevidible concerning for-profit unions of people as a whole... and this is an attack on them, believe me...therefor it is a just attack, and we should celebrate it. personally, i've been waiting for this day for quite some time.
    "stick your thumb in his eye, and use weapons when he's unarmed. you can justify it all to yourself...later"- body armor promo-sktfm

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  230. I dunno.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    If sco wasn't acting so childishly in their affairs, I might feel bad for this childish attack upon them.

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  231. Now make it multi-threaded... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    put each "urlopen" in it's own thread, but don't reap them. Set a reasonable timeout (2, 3 seconds) in each thread that sets the called function to "kill myself".

    Spawn as many per second as you feel comfortable with in an outer loop. Maybe you keep a count of outstanding threads (this variable is decreased on "kill myself" and increased per spawn) and adjust spawn interval accordingly.
    You'll make the site unavailable with many fewer upstream machines.

    A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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  232. Cat got your tounge wtf by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    "the fact that something like this makes ANYONE who is anti-SCO look bad"
    sir this is not a fact. and furthermore i wish people would quit using this "what i say is a fact" unless they have some grounding in consensus or at least *something* substantial. hell i may be very well misguided or wrong in anything i say, but so may you and it is misleading to any rational discourse to claim something as fact like this.

    anyways it would be just as illogical to hold all muslims as bad because a couple of members of an extremist anti-american cell of an anti-american cult of an extremist version of islam and their actions. it is to small a sample size. it is to small a portion of the community to represent you all.

    as for myself i'm a member of a subset that's been radical in this respect for quite some time and really i can't claim that i don't support these guys.

    if you think seriously this could be a PR disaster for the OSS community and linux, you should go around preaching how we should STFU and let the events turn out as they may, basically ignoring and not praising or even debating the actions of the extremist cell involved. after all, darl called this upon himself, and it just seems to follow from pissing people off that this is going to happen. offer assistance, perhaps even(our linux server cluster will help you avoid this problem, etc) and suggest others to do the same. but hold this event as 'part of nature' and as completely unimportant (companies are ddos'ed every day, why is SCO important?)

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  233. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by hawkbug · · Score: 1

    I disagree with that theory. I don't see what good it is doing by running 2 antivirus utilities, I think it's a load of garbage. Why? Well, you say a virus "slipped" by the other 2. Well, what if the second program you are using just caught it first because it happens to have a higher process priority? It's a huge system resource waste to be running to programs to accomplish the same thing. Just properly configure your one antivirus program, and make sure you download the dat files everyday early in the morning

  234. Today 's special .. .. by _Qiang_ · · Score: 0
    The topis is kinda leading me to some other thoughts... maybe i am just hungry.

    virus for us everyday..

  235. W32.Novarg.A@mm by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

    I've got it right here. The message body reads:

    "The message cannot be represented in 7-bit ASCII encoding and has been sent as a binary attachment."

    Clever message, I must say - I'm sure this will catch a lot of people. The attachment name is "text.zip." Norton caught it immediately, even without the latest definitions, deleting the file "text.pif" from the zip file. They seem to have updated their virus definitions in the last few hours, by the way.

  236. ***SUMMARY OF /. RESPONSE TO THIS VIRUS*** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    1. Its funny because it affects Windows users.

    2. Its funny because it attacks SCO.

    3. An out of work MCSE wrote it to defame Linux.

    4. Everyone who is not computer literate is a complete imbecile, and /.ers are better than them in every way, regardless if said people are Doctors, Lawyers, Scientists, or Scholars.

    How typical.

    Kudos to the 4-5 posters who denounced this DDOS crap, regardless of who it targets.



  237. SCO DDOS attack (an alternative) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, not to give anyone any ideas, but...

    What would be really nasty would be to have the virus send HTTP requests to www.Groklaw.net with the from field in the IP headers forged to point back to SCO and their lawyer's internet connections, causing page after page of groklaw to slam SCO's servers. To stop the attack, they would probably have to block traffic from Groklaw at their router and thus would not be able to access all the useful information there which is so pertinent to their case (if any). That way, they can continue shooting themselves in the foot, now without ever knowing about it, to the amusement of all.

    I hope no one tries this because it would be a terrible strain on Groklaw's servers and would likely reflect badly on the open-source community which we all know would never stoop so low.

    "I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't"
    - Marge Simpson

  238. Ported yet? by hypermike · · Score: 0

    Is there a linux port yet? ha apt-get install f*$% SCO

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  239. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Or, since we're all technical folks here, just set up your machine so you're secured against viruses. Voila! ;)

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  240. MyDoom is a Plot by Microsoft and SCO - theory by PB8 · · Score: 1
    to dare Linux users to switch millions of PCs to any version of Windows before the trial. You see, it's an offer youz can't refuse. And then when you switch back...heh, heh...too late, you've all left your IP signatures logged at the SCO website. And SCO can finally legitimately sue millions over IP evidence they don't exactly own over the criminal DDOS attack the IP users participated in.

    It's a theory, I didn't promise it was a smart theory.

  241. How long before... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 1, Funny

    How long before SCO claims ownership over this code too?

  242. Why would a Linux user do that? by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO will most definitely use the virus as evidence to their argument that all Linux users are criminals. Because you know, of the millions of Linux users out there, after nearly a year of putting up with outright lies, insults, threats, and slander, one person among the countless millions got angry enough to release a virus against SCO. If one out of the millions of Linux users was capable of that, just imagine what the rest of them are capable of. At least that's how any argument from SCO would probably sound to us, except that it begs the natural response "They were running Windows!!!"

  243. and live in sealand by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    i'd hate to see the people get drawn & quarterred under antiterrorist laws. even though technically this probably qualifies even under my definition.

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  244. McAfee's standalone disinfector by prandal · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend McAfee's standalone disinfector Stinger to everybody. It's a small executable which detects and cleans the most common viruses. Version 1.9.7 disinfects this beast (needs a reboot).

  245. Re:A threat? Really? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
    The first one I got looked like a bounce message
    Same here, and that's because it actually was a bounce. The worm forged my address when it spammed itself out to some non-existent address, whose MTA dutifully bounced the entire mess "back" to me. Too bad that receiving MTA ignored my domain's SPF records.... Fortunately I was able to identify the user at the original sending IP address and warn them about being infected.

    I'll bet someone you know has been infected and their copy of the worm is forging your email address (along with whatever else it found in their address book).

  246. www.sco.com runs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else see the irony in sco running linux?

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.sco .c om

    or is it just me..

  247. Re: not hard to beat Norton anyway.... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Myself, I still use old FProt. But I identified this virus by eyeball, first time I saw one (noon of the 26th). Anything that's UPX'd and contains obfuscated text is by definition Up To No Good, whether AV scanners catch it or not!

    Tho another reason it struck me as amateur work (see my previous post), is the version of UPX used to compress it. Anyone familiar with UPX knows what I mean, and amateurs can just go on using this version. :)

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  248. Text from Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    W32.Novarg.A@mm is a mass-mailing worm. The worm will arrive as an attachment with a file extension of .bat, .cmd, .exe, .pif, .scr, or .zip.
    When the machine gets infected, the worm will set up a backdoor into the system by opening TCP ports 3127 thru 3198. This will potentially allow a hacker to connect to the machine and utilize it as a proxy to gain access to it's network resources. In addition, the backdoor has the ability to download and execute arbitrary files.
    The worm will perform a DoS starting on February 1, 2004. On February 12, 2004 the worm has a trigger date to stop spreading.

  249. Re:Dark Side of Linux Developers by Tony · · Score: 1

    SCOX doesn't "manufacter" SCO Unix; they copy it, and sell those copies. SCO Unix/Unixware hasn't changed much since Caldera purchased it from the Santa Cruz Operations (now Tarentella). Since Caldera became SCO (in a blatant effort to confuse investors and customers), SCO Unix has pretty much stagnated.

    In fact, the biggest news from the most recent release of SCO Unix has been Samba.

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  250. Likely the work of spammers by mabu · · Score: 1

    It makes a lot more sense this worm, like many others, is the work of spammers. They love to redirect blame all over the place but the true purpose of this script is probably to open up a back door so they can install proxy relays for their spamming activities. And of course, laugh at the authorities and their inept ability to track them down, while going after the wrong people.

  251. Any press is good press by ericspinder · · Score: 1

    I'll say it again, for effect, any press is good press. I believe that it open up the public to more information on the subject. Perhaps SCO will start to lose it's stock value. Sure they will blame "Linux users" for the problem, but maybe the press will start showing stories on why they are so hated by the community. I guess that we'll see over the next couple of days...

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  252. I saw that Hit the Company Network Today by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Around 4:20. 2 hit my building group E-Mail address (I didn't even know my building HAD a group E-Mail address) then all the Windows users started bouncing it back. Ouch. How embarassing. For the Windows users. I shut down Emacs VM at that point and decided not to look at E-Mail again until tomorrow, by which time the Windows machines should have reduced the entire corprate E-Mail infrastructure to a pile of smoking rubble.

    The extremely ironic bit of the whole thing is the company culture really doesn't like windows at all, and a lot of people there will get very up-in-arms if you send them word documents or excel spreadsheets.

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  253. Re:A threat? Really? by stor · · Score: 1

    This one will barely be an annoyance.

    Aww man don't say that. If those aren't "Famous Last Words" I don't know what are.

    Cheers
    Stor

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  254. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I suggest removing all CD/DVD/Floppy and whatever drives and ripping the network cable out of the wall. Better yet, disconnect the power supply... Voila - secure system.

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  255. Received one of these quarantined by ClamAV... by Julz · · Score: 1

    Looks like it's being spread using an old mailing list that one of my email addresses is on. Sent using my email address to someone at the University of Arkansas. Bounced back with the virus attached but quarantined. Sent Mon, 26 Jan 2004 19:31:04 -0600 (CST)

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  256. Re:How it goes...DUNGEON STYLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was funny.

  257. Re: Linux port: try wine by hany · · Score: 1

    Try that virus under Wine: If it works, Wine is good. If it does not work, Wine developers should work harder, otherwise Wine users wont be able to get "the right eXPerience". :)

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  258. Re: not hard to beat Norton anyway.... by Tagren · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the same reason as *why cant ms make an good OS compared to Linux and gnu etc*... If users have paid us, why bother? If we dont have any competition, why bother? if *** why bother?
    Capitalism - Profit at all costs.
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  259. Linux User? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the virus writer developed the code and released it under the GPL then you know its a linux user, but I doubt that is the case. The source was not distrobuted along with the binary. So it must be a conspiracy against OSS.

  260. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    I'd go even further and not run anti-virus software. That's like buying anti-coke from a coke dealer.

    When I hear of good OSS anti-virus software, then I'll consider it. :) But I'll consider putting it on my firewall, which is currently a Linksys router (alright, no firewall on it, bang me up). In any case, I'm immune to those Windows viruses anyway. ;)

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  261. When virii speak, Windows advocates are silent by varjag · · Score: 1

    Hey, MS partisans, go tell us again how Linux is as vulnerable as Windows?

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  262. Why oh why by piersk · · Score: 1

    Why can't the av companies use the same name? Novarg? Doom? There's no difference. It might be less confusing for those less technically able.

  263. Is this the Litigious Bastards virus? by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

    I'd guess we could call this the Litigious Bastards virus.

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  264. How does it generate the email addresses? by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1

    According to F-Secure,

    The worm collects addresses where to send itself from Windows' Address Book and from files with extension:...

    However, nearly all the copies of the virus I received in my inbox today (10 or so) have been addressed to bogus addresses that don't really exist. Because I own a domain, and there is a catchall set up, I still got them, but I am 100% positive noone has addresses like linda@[my domain] or adam@[my domain] in any files on their hard drive.

    So this means either it generates its address list some other way, or someone who was infected had a list of these fake addresses on their computer ... a spammer maybe? I guess if you're a mass-mailing virus, then infecting a spammer's computer must be heaven ;p Still considering how easy it is to avoid infection, I expected more from the spammer community...

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  265. Linux makes you careless by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

    I received 3 copies so far. First one was: "Mail transaction failed. Partial message is available. readme.scr" I was confused, because I never heard that incomplete mail transfer leaves messages like this, so I tried to open it. When I saw it was a binary file, then I recalled that .scr is Windows screen saver extension, and that this is obviously virus. Problem is that I eagerly open every file I get - I run Linux, so I don't wory about such problems, and I always want to see what's inside. For instance, next copy had a zipped .bat file, and I wished to see the code (it is binary, actually, not a real .bat). What will I do if I have to read my email once on Windows? Linux made me have dangerous habits!

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  266. Virus License by overlordhab · · Score: 1

    I just has a though: 1. Write virus 2. Deploy Virus on Internet 3. Ext... Get license money from everyone who 'installed' the virus 4. Profit

  267. Too bad by Lispy · · Score: 1

    My ISP just informed me yesterday that my conn will be down during Feb 1st. Damn, I was going to install da dedicated win2k-server to participate on the DOS. Looks like I will be missing this one ;-/

  268. How Long by tacocat · · Score: 1

    How long will these worms continue before someone leverages, and wins, a class action lawsuit against Microsoft for making bad product?

    There's my rant. Now for the really interesting stuff

    It's very polite of the crackers to intentionally avoid infecting .edu domains.

  269. Re: not hard to beat Norton anyway.... by smcn · · Score: 1
    Why is it people have to pay $30+ per year for a subscription renewal for a big-name, commercial scanner that can't even find things the freeware packages find and remove?
    A very good question... I just re-install when the "trial" subscription runs out.
  270. 66.7.242.122 by alexburke · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or am I seeing a disproportionate number of these virus-laden emails coming from a single IP address?

    66-7-242-122.cust.telepacific.net [66.7.242.122])

    OrgName: LAZER TELECOMMUNICATIONS INC
    OrgID: LAZERT
    Address: 1040 SERPENTINE LN
    City: PLEASANTON
    StateProv: CA
    PostalCode: 94566
    Country: US

    NetRange: 66.7.242.120 - 66.7.242.127
    CIDR: 66.7.242.120/29
    NetName: TP-66-7-242-120-CUST
    NetHandle: NET-66-7-242-120-1
    Parent: NET-66-7-224-0-1
    NetType: Reassigned
    Comment:
    RegDate: 2002-07-19
    Updated: 2002-07-19

    TechHandle: LD457-ARIN
    TechName: Dougan, Lisa
    TechPhone: +1-925-462-0505
    TechEmail: customer@telepacific.net

    OrgTechHandle: LD457-ARIN
    OrgTechName: Dougan, Lisa
    OrgTechPhone: +1-925-462-0505
    OrgTechEmail: customer@telepacific.net

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2004-01-26 19:15
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

  271. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by jbrw · · Score: 2, Informative
  272. AVG Anti-Virus is NOT free. by Stiletto · · Score: 1


    Setup of AVG requires you to give them a name and a valid email address (which they check by sending a "serial number", and presumably later spam to death), so it is NOT FREE.

    Just because what you give them is not money, that doesn't make the software free (as in beer or speech).

    AVG Anti-Virus is as free as NYTimes registration.

    1. Re:AVG Anti-Virus is NOT free. by DarkkOne · · Score: 1

      Just a note, I'm a satisfied user of AVG antivirus for quite some time, and they actually respect privacy. Oddly enough I don't get more than a piece or two of spam a week, and I can account for all of the regular sources pre-AVG signup.

    2. Re:AVG Anti-Virus is NOT free. by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That's funny... I don't get spammed by either the NYTimes or AVG.

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  273. Meanwhile in the real world.... by Bill_Mische · · Score: 1

    I don't care who wrote it, I don't care why they wrote it and I don't even care how they wrote it.

    I DO care that I've had to spend a morning running around like a blue arsed fly to make sure that all my users and servers are updated.

    I DO care that in ~ 1 1/2 hour I've intercepted 150 of the bloody things, and I do care that I've a Doctor's appointment about my blood pressure this afternoon and this won't have helped.

    Might I suggest a career in system administration for all the charming little children who think this is a good thing.

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  274. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by stridebird · · Score: 1
    ...and ripping the network cable out of the wall.

    Yes. In order to secure your machine it will be necessary to rip the network cable out of the wall. Do not attempt to merely grip the RJ-45 connector and slip it out of the socket without using a massive ammount of force. Me, I recommend setting fire to the network cable first. It is imperative that the network connection is damaged beyond repair when performing these security measures...

  275. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these! by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 1

    oh.. wait..

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  276. I bet they wrote the virus themeselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >8")

  277. www.sco.com still answers by k.ellsworth · · Score: 1

    i have, for that 3 posible reasons. a: running on linux their website b: using a 244 nodes Linux beowulf cluster c: the virii hasn't spread much yet... i'll have to keep waiting

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  278. Yet another virus... by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 1

    You'd think that people would learn from this that Windows isn't secure, isn't safe, is harmful not only to one's own work but also to the work of other people, and needs to be locked off behind a firewall and tightly guarded with antivirus software.

    You'd think that people would have learned this lesson when Blaster hit. Or SoBig. Or Melissa. Or ILOVEYOU. Or Klez. Or SirCam. Or Code Red. Or Nimda. Or Chernobyl. Or Anna Kournikova. Or Bugbear.

    While everyone else has been creating fault-tolerant systems, Microsoft has been creating fault-tolerant users.

    Meanwhile, what's happening to Bill Gates? Is he under scrutiny by federal investigators? Are his ability, his motives, or his priorities being questioned? Has his name become a dirty word? Nope, he's being knighted. He will be made a Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, a post which sounds like it was previously held by Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq.

    When is Microsoft going to be held accountable for the weaknesses of its software?

  279. Re:Mod parent DOWN.. Flamebait. by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

    What evidence do you have that AVG will spam you? This is simply your own OPINION, and unless you back it up with fact.

    Grisoft, makers of AVG do NOT spam you. I have "registered" my copy of AVG using an email address that is free from spam. One year later, it it STILL free from spam.

    The reason for them asking for your email to provide a serial number is because the free AVG is only free for NON-COMMERCIAL, PERSONAL use.

    By using individual serial numbers, AVG can tell (during Virus definition updates) if a free copy is installed on many machines with the same serial key.

    This setup simply makes it impossible for companies to use the free version which they are not entitled to.

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  280. First Cross Platform virus? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

    hehe! I just noticed that this is the first virus that uses both Windows and Linux to DDOS scox!!

    Windows users get infected in the usual way and DDOS's sco.

    Linux users, like true "DIY" kings, read about it in SLashdot then DDOS sco servers using a good ol slashdotting!

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  281. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by holt · · Score: 1

    Oh, if only I had mod points. That was hilarious. Thanks.

  282. and of course an idiotic reply from MS. by cabazorro · · Score: 1, Funny

    and to ad insult to the inury a reply
    from MS Expert Christopher Budd:
    From the press:
    Christopher Budd, a security program manager
    with Microsoft, said the worm does not appear to
    take advantage of any Microsoft product
    vulnerability."
    Squeeze me?
    Baking powder?
    Where does the adress books(key ingredient
    to the virus transport mechanism) come from?
    Unix PINE?
    Gnome EVOLUTION?

    talk about a moron from moronia!

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  283. off-topic note by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google now shows Caldera as the first hit for a search on "litigious bastards", while www.litigiousbastards.com (a site about SCO) comes up about five down. Go team!

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    1. Re:off-topic note by IchBinDasWalross · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. I just get a "The document contains no data" message. Oh. Right.

      I'm doing what I can to help take out those litigious bastards.

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    2. Re:off-topic note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, personally, like the idea of linking the term 'sco' to goatse.

  284. www.SCO.com sloooow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.SCO.com seems very very slow at the moment. Could it be that it's getting affected this badly by the DOS attacks already already? Or is it just getting /. by others as curious as me? :)

  285. Can't get to the sample message by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    That sample message page is blocked by our web filter!

  286. Solution Solved by ygrqnnt · · Score: 1

    Since BellSouth.net is about to block port 135. It seems systems will never actually get patched. ISPs will simply block more ports. When they get to port 80, its "GAME OVER". We will have REALLY BIG pipes in to the home that can do nothing. I have always thought the safest solution to viruses and security would be to simply Un-Plug the Internet.

  287. Don't *you* have to run it? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that you need to run the attachment manually. Is this wrong?

  288. Let's show them we are leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's show the linux users and slashdot readers are leet and trace the origin of this virus. Some people here seem to have been amongst the first to have the dubious honor of receiving this critter, which will help a lot with the tracing.

  289. Argh... by loconet · · Score: 1

    I just got spam'ed with 5 of these emails and the virus attached. Someone please remind me why these people who keep opening attachments are allowed to use computers again?

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  290. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    What? You've never heard of best practices? Hardware firewall, no open ports, get rid of IE and OE(because you could patch and tweak them all day, but why not just use something that isn't targetted in the first place?), don't stick just any herpes infected, slime covered disk into your drives, don't use p2p, and if you have to(because you're poor), don't use a mainstream piece of software that the RIAA uses to target people for lawsuits...

    C'mon people, this is like day 1 security. Even so, why do so many people get infected?

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  291. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

    Of course I heard of best practices... And you quite accurately described the way I handle my WinXP box. But my point was that even that won't give you absolute security - god only knows which exploit will pop up in windows next week.

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  292. 'Net send' for Unix by extra88 · · Score: 1

    echo GET A GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING MORON' | smbclient -NM -U AnnoyedSysadmin

    Supposedly you can specify an ip instead of NetBIOS name with smbclient but I couldn't get the syntax right. An alternative is to write the offending ips to Samba's lmhosts file the send to all the made up NetBIOS names:

    66.24.49.13 ASSHAT001
    24.130.42.139 ASSHAT002
    etc.

  293. I just think it's funny... by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just think it's funny that Slashdot STILL reports *user-run* attachments as "Windows viruses," as though it's some major flaw in Windows that users are dumb enough to run whatever executables come into their inbox.

    Hell, my Outlook won't even let those attachments through to begin with. "BUT IT'S A WINDOWS VIRUS!!1"

    1. Re:I just think it's funny... by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 2, Informative
      I just think it's funny that Slashdot STILL reports *user-run* attachments as "Windows viruses," as though it's some major flaw in Windows that users are dumb enough to run whatever executables come into their inbox. Hell, my Outlook won't even let those attachments through to begin with. "BUT IT'S A WINDOWS VIRUS!!1"

      I'll both agree and disagree with you on this one. Microsoft isn't at fault with this virus. It is, however, a Windows virus in that it only runs on Windows. You shouldn't just call it a "Worm" or a "Virus," as that may imply that more than Windows users are at risk.

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    2. Re:I just think it's funny... by bonch · · Score: 1

      You are right on that point. It is a virus that runs only on Windows.

      However, you can't deny that the way Slashdot reports it--"Today's Windows Virus"--makes it sound like Windows itself is at fault. The summary makes it seem such as well. It's heavily biased. This is something the users are causing by stupidly running the executable.

    3. Re:I just think it's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see where you might infer some sort of bias from the statement--"Today's Windows Virus"--but my understanding where you're coming from requires me to take a somewhat defensive stance--from the point of view of the windows user.

      I will grant you that it is "Yet Another Worm That Runs Only On Windows," while reminding you of the unforgivably poor track record microsoft has had on all their products--in terms of reliability, scalability, and security. ...But what's two decades between friends?

    4. Re:I just think it's funny... by RallyDriver · · Score: 1

      And why are developers dumb enough to release email software which runs executables. Is there really any valid use case for running an executable from within and email attachment without doing a "Save As" first?

  294. We know Russ is the perpetrator... by pyser · · Score: 1

    Just examine this line of Base64 code in the payload:

    NHmh3Bpbj+Ywbc0gds8rivxRuSSS/////wN37mjlZehul4OD do yVobDC1+8KKEltlL7rG06Evfk4

  295. Say What? by anocelot · · Score: 1

    If we want to be victorious in the open source/Linux vs. SCO, then we must hold ourselves higher than supporting DOS attacks against SCO.

    Um, you do realize that most of us are joking, right? Most of us believe it's funny, but can't really 'support' it.

    (Mainly because we don't know the author's paypal email address.)

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  296. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by allism · · Score: 1

    You forgot the actual tip that would have helped these infected people - don't open unexpected attachments. This worm doesn't need OE to spread - it has its own SMTP engine.

    I don't think the unexpected attachments rule will ever get through some peoples heads, though...One of the local newscasters saw an email from himself, with an attachment, and opened the attachment because he was curious about what he sent himself...

  297. RAM is your friend by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Everybody's OS is RAM-greedy these days, even most Linux versions (or more to the point, most X Windows environments.) RAM is cheap, as long as your machine is new enough (except for the latest cutting-edge speeds), and you should buy more of it.

    I had WinMe at home for a couple of years, and it was pretty similar to Win98 in reliability - occasionally I'd have to scrape&reinstall, but pretty rarely. (On the other hand, the features that led me to by Win98SE and WinME didn't work very well.) But the Compaq version on my mother-in-law's PC was a disaster.

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  298. If you must be pedantic about it... by jhantin · · Score: 1
    you can also do this on a POSIXoid box with samba:
    % echo 'GET A GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING MORON' | smbclient -M ip
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  299. Forget SCO by lordrich · · Score: 1

    OK, so it attempts a DDOS on SCO. Big deal. There's other questions I have about this virus that nobody's answered anywhere yet.

    1. Why are most of the copies I'm seeing coming from Israel?
    2. Sophos say it searches for addresses, yet I'm seeing it going to the usernames joe and fred at several domains where those users don't exist. Is that programmed into the virus, or has a spammer been hit before he could email joe@every domain he could find?

  300. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by FLEB · · Score: 1

    Right... somebody could come along and plug it back in.

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  301. Look at it this way by bonch · · Score: 1

    It's just that Slashdot does this every time there's even a tiny percentage of a worm epidemic out there. It becomes major headline news with a headline like like "Yet Another Windows Worm." "Today's Windows Virus." It's obvious flamebait.

    If Paul Thurrot's Wininformant.com had been posting articles entitled "Yet Another Linux Worm" and "Today's Linux Virus," you'd see what I mean.

    1. Re:Look at it this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a funny website. I'll be going there for a good laugh every few days.

  302. SCO DDoS Attacks by Pieter-Bas · · Score: 1

    DDoSsing SCO is not a good thing [tm] It will only give them more ammunition to throw at the open source community and will strongen their case that the whole open source community is a bunch of evil anarchists.

    This virus is so good for them, you'd almost think they wrote it themselves.

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  303. Re:Finally! ...now for a bit of help... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    That's one of those things that goes back so many years, if you haven't gotten the point by now, you shouldn't be using comptuers at all.

    The reason I'd switch from OE, is to be certain you can use e-mail like you used to -- that is, able to open any file that isn't an executable of some kind.

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