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  1. Re:RPM users beware on Gentoo Package Accused of Violating DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Gentoo User

    We have a good faith beleif that your Portage file is infringing on copyright for our member Rage Against the Machine.
    We ask that you immediately delete all copies of Portage or you will be assumed guilty without a trial and sentenced to a term of no less than 5 years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

    Have a nice day! :-) :-) :-)
    RIAA

  2. Truth on Digging Holes in Google · · Score: 0

    To be totally honest, I've never found any search engine that gave me good results. Including Google.

    I've used WebCrawler, Yahoo, Altavista, Lycos, and Google regularly throughout the past ~8 years, and I've tried adding specific keywords, varying many different keywords in different searches, using plain English sentences with and without qotes, etc... and generally I have to go to the 3rd or 4th page of results before I find anything useful, and I have NEVER clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky" EVER.

    I guess I don't search for the same things everyone else searches for.

  3. Re:What about other clients? on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: 0

    or how about this:

    Message 2: "Oops, you're not using MSN messenger, since we already have your credit card number we'll just take $1000 from you."

  4. Re:punishment fitting the crime on $180 Million for Piracy Conspiracy · · Score: 0

    So now that he's already been punished, what's his incentive not to release the device he's worked on?

  5. And now... on Intel PAT Compared On 865PE Boards · · Score: 0

    PAT=Patented Acronym Technology

  6. Re:Parallels on Working Hard? · · Score: 0

    The rest simply exist, like tree moss, consuming resources and producing very little.

    Much like MicroSoft, the RIAA and MPAA, and SCO???

  7. 1984 didn't come true? on Gates and Security · · Score: 0

    Whew! I was worried!

    We can go back to munching on our Freedom Fries (Victory coffee anyone?).

    Forget Iraq, we've always been at war with Syria.

    Better remember not to disagree with the president, that's doubleplusungood!

  8. Re:Powers of two on U.S. DoD Commits To IPv6 · · Score: 1

    All your base 10 are belong to us.

  9. Joke? on Microsoft SPOT Watches · · Score: 1, Funny

    Person A: "Hey, what time is it?"
    Person B: "Time for you to get a watch...that tells time!!!"

  10. Re:IE on Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000 · · Score: 1

    This goes along with:

    Bug Fix 810649a
    Fixes the bug that allows you to choose a broser other than IE to be the default browser.

  11. Re:SERIOUS QUESTION on Zynot Foundation Forks Gentoo · · Score: 1

    Now think about how much time, money, and effort was spent on Gnome or KDE. Now think about how much further along Gnome or KDE could have been if nobody had wasted their time on the other one.

    So which one? You say we'd all be much better off if we just picked one. YOU CAN'T EVEN PICK ONE!!!!!

  12. Re:SERIOUS QUESTION on Zynot Foundation Forks Gentoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are some people that agree with you

    "One World, One web, One program" - Microsoft Promo ad.
    "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
    --

  13. Re:Let me summarise that for you on Three Enterprise Operating Systems Compared · · Score: 1, Troll

    Shouldn't it be

    RedHat trash vs SCO trash vs MS trash

  14. Telsta's an ISP now? on Telstra Denies Selling BigPond Customers' Data · · Score: 1

    So Telsta invents AC power and now is working as an ISP?

  15. Re:Another reason on KaZaA Wants to Be An Official Content Distributor · · Score: 2, Informative

    you know things are going to hell when they start charging for illegal downloads

    Why not? They already charge a levy on CD-Rs for illegal copying of copyrighted music.

  16. BillG's Inner Monologue on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 0
    1. Announce plan to eliminate spam but really have no intention of doing so because if I get rid of spam there will be no more offers to increase my penis size.
    2. ???
    3. Increase penis size and profit!
  17. Re:Understatement on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 0

    He doesn't because it's..... Microsoft!! Get it? Microsoft!!!

    I get it!!! MICRO...SOFT!!!! WOW!!!! It's like two words in one!!!!!!!!!

    WAHOOOOOO!!!!
    very funny!

  18. Re:You said SCO! on Chip Firm Hit By 45-Year-Old Patent · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am going threw major withdrawal!!!

    ha ha, you idiot!!! You might as well have spelled it thru!!!!!

    Stupid!

  19. Re:The Third Way on Bill Would Let FBI Police File-Sharing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus Christ! It is NOT theft! It is copyright infringement! They are two very different things!

    You're right. copyright infringement is WAY more serious than theft.

  20. You're all wrong on Phoenix Unveils Anti-Theft BIOS · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows it's spelled: Virae