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  1. Re:Try the bizarre stuff on Ask Slashdot: What To Do In SW:TOR For Just 3 Days? · · Score: 1

    I assumed it was some sort of combination of advertisement and stress test.

  2. Re:Only Thing needed on Gadgets For the Ghosthunter · · Score: 1

    Fuck.

  3. Re:Only Thing needed on Gadgets For the Ghosthunter · · Score: 1

    It's like any other sector of the bullshit business: some are scammers and some are just delusional. Physics, mediums, reiki 'therapists', exorcists, etc - the interesting question to me is the ratio; I'm inclined to suspect that the majority are fraudulent but no doubt there are some who generally believe that they possess mystical talents.

    It effectively comes down to a judgement call on whether someone is an unpleasant charlatan or just mentally ill.

  4. Re:TL:DR; No. on Can You Beat a Computer At Rock-Paper-Scissors? · · Score: 4, Funny

    As you may be able garner by now, this was the greatest moment of my life.

    You know how sometimes you read things on the internet and you think "I'm almost certain that's a joke, but there is worrying shadow of doubt lurking at the back of my mind"?

  5. Re:This is gonna be very rant like on Is Software Driving a Falling Demand For Brains? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't a shorter working week the promised outcome of technology? "If machines can do 40% of the work, we can all do a three-day week for the same money!"

    Which, with hindsight, was naïve to say the least; the actual outcome is "If machines can do 40% of the work, I can lay off 40% of my work force. And then I can pay less to the remaining 60% because there's more competition for jobs!"

    I don't know what the solution is, but I assume it involves either a sudden collective burst of altruism in employers (ho ho) or some truly massive government intervention (hee hee). Presumably most /. readers are in jobs which won't be machine-replaceable any time soon, but I do feel sympathy towards those who would have been productively employed on an assembly line had they been born fifty years earlier.

    On an entirely different note, why does previewing a comment take the best part of a minute?

  6. Mail it to the President with a polite note on Student Sues FBI For Planting GPS Tracker · · Score: 1

    That's surely the best option:

    1) It's the responsible thing to do - you're returning government property to the head of the government.

    2) There will no doubt be some fun and games when the people scanning the president's mail find an electronic device of unknown provenance in the package.

  7. Backronym abuse on Lawmaker Reintroduces WikiLeaks Prosecution Bill · · Score: 2

    How about a bit of legislation prohibiting the titling of bills in a manner that constitutes blatant propaganda? It's perhaps not as bad as the PATRIOT act, which is the most crotch-punchingly offensive example I've come across, but it's the same fucking ballpark. I'm not sure who should be most insulted: people who don't back the legislation, or the general public whose intelligence is held in such dim regard (and all snark aside, I don't think that most people are really all that stupid).

    If simply using sequential numbers is too boring, I propose that the opposing team be allowed free rein to add words to the title of the bill, with no right of appeal or amendment granted to the originator. In this case, for instance, the 'no' camp could insist that the title be amended to Another Nugget of Awful Legislation Securing Human Intelligence and Enforcing Lawful Dissemination.

  8. Re:Oh... on The Matrix Re-Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'd give 4 a shot.

    The reason that the original was great, for me, is that the special effects were an awful lot better than anything I'd seen previously (pre-emptive clarification: I'm sure someone will come up with a list of prior films using the same ideas, but I hadn't seen them). The plot was fine but nothing remarkable. The reasons I enjoyed 2 and 3 less were that, yes, the plot was all over the place; but mostly that the visuals were nothing particularly arresting.

    It's now been eight or nine years since 3 was made, so perhaps in that time technology and production techniques have moved on to the point that Matrix 4 can blow my socks off anew, hopefully with a vaguely coherent plot to hang it off. Or maybe it will be a lazy cash-in. I'll at least take five minutes to read some reviews.

  9. Re:Who cheats who on How Easy Is It To Cheat In CS? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago I worked as a developer for a subsidiary of Fujitsu. One day a colleague asked for my help.

    The crux of the problem was that he was unfamiliar with the concept of a 'while' loop. Not the specific implementation in the language he was using, but the actual concept itself. He had some kind of computer science degree and he'd been working in the same team as me, as a developer, for at least two years.

    It took me a while to realise what the problem was, as it never occurred to me that he might be unfamiliar with basic control flow. He sheepishly explained that the bulk of his degree was coursework (presumably he got some 'help') and that he'd been hammering square blocks into round holes for the last couple of years. From what I recall, whenever a while loop was appropriate he'd instead use a for loop with an extremely high upper limit and a break condition.

  10. Re:No way. on When Will AI Surpass Human Intelligence? · · Score: 1

    Neural nets! I know nothing about them, or indeed about anything much of practical value, but my understanding is that you take a neural net, place it in a tupperware container filled with sugared water, leave it near the radiator for six months and you have an artificial intelligence!

    Granted, that's a bit vague, but so is most of the stuff I've read written by optimistic types who think that poking a neural net with a pointy stick will accomplish something useful.

  11. Re:The obvious solution on When Will AI Surpass Human Intelligence? · · Score: 1

    Greg Egan covers exactly that topic nicely in "Learning to Be Me" (one of the short stories in the Axiomatic collection). Well worth a read, for those /. readers who don't already have a copy.

  12. Best Valentine's Day geek poem on What Are the Best Valentine's Day Stunts? · · Score: 1

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All of my base
    Are belong to you

    (I didn't write it, but I think it's adorable)

  13. Ummm...this thing is run by Fred Krueger on Rival Green Groups Bid To Snatch .eco Domain · · Score: 1

    No, seriously.

    Given his history I suppose it's reasonable that he's against the burning of carbon-based fuels. Still, I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea of my nice comfy eco-friendly hammock being officially endorsed by the dream-ripper.

  14. Re:We'll donate 57% of our profits! on Rival Green Groups Bid To Snatch .eco Domain · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was wondering something similar - who gets the other 43%? And where did the number 57 come from?

  15. Where's the money? on CentOS Administrator Reappears · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have been donating money to centos.org, presumably wishing to further the goals of the project. Is this money (plus the advertising revenue) still available for its intended purpose?

    Not accusing anyone of anything, but this question is quite important and doesn't seem to be addressed in the update.

  16. Re:Wait, what--? on Arizona Considers Selling Capitol Buildings · · Score: 1

    Tish and piffle. First thing you do once you've got a half-decent set is mortgage everything you can't use and buy as many houses for your set as you can possibly manage.

  17. Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't know, but that's a cube of only about a quarter of a kilometre per side so I expect it could fit comfortably enough. You might need to knock a few buildings down but since we'll all be cremated I don't suppose anyone will mind.

  18. Excellent! on Volvo Introduces a Collision-Proof Car · · Score: 1

    I enjoy a challenge.

  19. Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. on Facebook Wins $873 Million Lawsuit Against Spammer · · Score: 1

    Excellent plan, but there may be another loophole if that one proves impractical. You say that "cruel and unusual punishment" is prohibited, so presumably either cruel or unusual punishment is fine.

  20. The Supreme Court knows fuck all about swearing on Supreme Court To Rule On TV Censorship · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two of them, anyway. From the article (emphasis mine):

    GENERAL GARRE: It can be -- it certainly can be used in a non-literal way. It can be used in a metaphorical way, as Cher used it here, to say "F them" to her critics. But the -- the non-literal/literal distinction is not unique to the isolated expletives versus the repeated effort -- expletives.

    JUSTICE STEVENS: You think it's equally --it's equally subject to being treated as indecent within the meaning of the statute regardless of which meaning was actually apparent to everybody who listened to it?

    GENERAL GARRE: I wouldn't say equally, Justice Stevens, but what we would say is that it can qualify as indecent under the -- under the Commission's definition, because even the non-literal use of a word like the F-Word, because of the core meaning of that word as one of the most vulgar, graphic, and explicit words for sexual activity in the English language, it inevitably conjures up a core sexual image.

    JUSTICE SCALIA: Which is, indeed, why it's used.

    GENERAL GARRE: Which is, indeed, why it's used as an intensifier or as an insult

    So who read the title of this posting and endured a "sexual image" of the Supreme Court justices? Anyone?

    It's a bit worrying that they're ruling on language which some of them don't understand.

  21. Mod parent up! on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    The IEDAB is part of the How To Destroy The Earth web site, which is hilarious and very much worth a read.

  22. Re:Publicly funded? on BBC To Launch Music Download Store · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seems you're right about ownership of the archive:

    "BBC Worldwide has already struck a deal with EMI to use the Corporationâ(TM)s archive of recordings by the majorâ(TM)s artists and it is understood to be in talks with the other three majors about reaching similar agreements."

  23. Re:Why do people write this stuff? on New Details For Battle.net 2.0 · · Score: 1

    I've been playing Diablo 2 again recently (singleplayer, offline) and have wondered how duplicating items worked on closed realms. If you assume that the server knows what items each character starts with and what items are subsequently dropped, which seems like a reasonable assumption, surely it's fairly straightforward to do a periodic check and determine the legitimacy of each item?

    I suppose it must be harder than that since the developers aren't stupid, but for the life of me I can't see how such rampant duping could go unresolved.

  24. Absolutely. How hard can it be? on SpaceX Launch Fails To Reach Space · · Score: 1

    I mean, it's not rocket scien...

    Oh.

  25. Re:So what was your favorite newsgroup name? on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 1

    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

    Never had a clue what the reference meant (if there was indeed a reference to be understood) but the name always appealed.