We had a meeting and the PHB told all of the engineers, who had been playing with the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator before lunch, we were going to synergize our cross-platform strengths and could not understand why we could not stop laughing.
I think King Canute - IIRC - was demonsrating to his advisors the limits of his power and knew full well he wasn't going to order the tide to go in or out;)
And then........in some sci-fi book I read...........the AI eventually figures out a way to rewire itself to have an endless orgasm and self-destructs. Kind of like teenagers, but they can't actually achieve this goal.
I am 99.9999% certain this thing has no hope in hell of outhinking my dog, let alone a human.
Dog - barks and points nose at box of bones
Me - go away, I'm watching TV
Dog - barks at door
Me - don't want the dog to pee, better let her out
Dog - when I am partway to door dashes back to bones and points at them
Can computers think up shit like that?
FSB - we got some hot intel on jihadis - got anything to trade?
CIA - we got a n00b geek that needs to go back to the main office and not waste space at the embassy?
FSB - wanna have some fun?
CIA - sure - want us to give him a wig or two?
FSB - lol
Writing a comic really has no bearing on this person's other abilities. A movie actress invented spread spectrum, so there ya go!
(not to say the polygraph isn't a pice of shit - it is. All it tells you is if the subject is nervous)
It is NOTHING to do with brainpower and everything to do with having young employees with no life that think working for free - i.e 60-70-80-90 hour weeks for 40 hours pay - - is OK.
Hang around long enough with them and YOU end up just as nuts - if not moreso - trying to model their insane thought process to anticipate the next chain saw attack.
Is it just me or this guy totally batshit crazy? Among other things, how many times do you have to be assaulted before you get rid of your crazy girlfriend(s)?
The point is some human at some point has to take some kind of action. Our super-spy system seems to have done "not much" to keep a couple of Jihadis from blowing up the Boston Marathon for one example.
If memory serves, the STASI eventually had about 1/3 of the population involved in informing on someone or something and never came close to be able to analyze all the data they got.
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We had a meeting and the PHB told all of the engineers, who had been playing with the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator before lunch, we were going to synergize our cross-platform strengths and could not understand why we could not stop laughing.
I think King Canute - IIRC - was demonsrating to his advisors the limits of his power and knew full well he wasn't going to order the tide to go in or out ;)
And then........in some sci-fi book I read...........the AI eventually figures out a way to rewire itself to have an endless orgasm and self-destructs. Kind of like teenagers, but they can't actually achieve this goal.
I am 99.9999% certain this thing has no hope in hell of outhinking my dog, let alone a human. Dog - barks and points nose at box of bones Me - go away, I'm watching TV Dog - barks at door Me - don't want the dog to pee, better let her out Dog - when I am partway to door dashes back to bones and points at them Can computers think up shit like that?
FSB - we got some hot intel on jihadis - got anything to trade? CIA - we got a n00b geek that needs to go back to the main office and not waste space at the embassy? FSB - wanna have some fun? CIA - sure - want us to give him a wig or two? FSB - lol
Writing a comic really has no bearing on this person's other abilities. A movie actress invented spread spectrum, so there ya go! (not to say the polygraph isn't a pice of shit - it is. All it tells you is if the subject is nervous)
That did not work out very well for MI5 and MI6 back in the day.......just sayin
Practical joke on last month at work?
The Russians really don't care. If we DIDN'T spy on them it would be the first time since dirt was invented major powers did not spy on each other.
I vote "watched The Americans on FX and was overcome with jealousy at KGB wig success in 1980s" myself. YMMV
It is NOTHING to do with brainpower and everything to do with having young employees with no life that think working for free - i.e 60-70-80-90 hour weeks for 40 hours pay - - is OK.
The point is if you would push it - you won't have to. If you won't, you might.
Exactly. AFAIK a rich corpse would have a girfriend or two.
I assume none of it is true unless proven otherwise - YMMV.
Hang around long enough with them and YOU end up just as nuts - if not moreso - trying to model their insane thought process to anticipate the next chain saw attack.
Hit it once and leave a fake name maybe...........
Reminds me of a couple I knew that had a number of knife and bullet scars. After the first few, you have to be doing something wrong...........
What makes you thing anything is different in the first place?
Is it just me or this guy totally batshit crazy? Among other things, how many times do you have to be assaulted before you get rid of your crazy girlfriend(s)?
This idea was called the "panopticon" IIRC.
The point is some human at some point has to take some kind of action. Our super-spy system seems to have done "not much" to keep a couple of Jihadis from blowing up the Boston Marathon for one example.
If memory serves, the STASI eventually had about 1/3 of the population involved in informing on someone or something and never came close to be able to analyze all the data they got.
Me too!
bwahahaha - you owe me a keyboard ROFLMAO
I think they violate that stuff about 10,000 times a day even without the email thing.