I was disappointed to see that they have evidently decided to market BattleBots to kiddie crowd. Clearly they don't get the underlying coolness and unbridled geek factor but are going for the quick sell based on WWF-style spectacle. I'll probably hold my nose and try to watch anyway...
I seriously doubt your knowledge of AppleScript. This scripting system is alive and well, under active development by Apple, and making a lot of money for a lot of companies through system automation.
A "read-only" language? What on earth is that supposed to mean? I write AppleScript almost every day.
I think Thom Yorke of Radiohead -- unquestionably a brilliant musical genius -- qualifies in this category. His social skills, at least in an interview context, are downright bizarre. I hope he never changes!
He fixes the cable?
I've found the best approach is to maintain the data on a redundant RAID array...
Really? A redundant RAID array of independent disks?
I don't know whether that's supposed to include spelling too, but if so, reset the counter starting today: "refrigerator" doesn't have a "d" in it.
I was disappointed to see that they have evidently decided to market BattleBots to kiddie crowd. Clearly they don't get the underlying coolness and unbridled geek factor but are going for the quick sell based on WWF-style spectacle. I'll probably hold my nose and try to watch anyway...
I seriously doubt your knowledge of AppleScript. This scripting system is alive and well, under active development by Apple, and making a lot of money for a lot of companies through system automation.
A "read-only" language? What on earth is that supposed to mean? I write AppleScript almost every day.
Congratulations, dude: I laughed out loud!
Thank you. I was gonna point out that distinction myself.
I think Thom Yorke of Radiohead -- unquestionably a brilliant musical genius -- qualifies in this category. His social skills, at least in an interview context, are downright bizarre. I hope he never changes!
Did any such meltdown occur at Chernobyl?
And which third of which land was it that was poisoned? Seems awfully arbitrary to me -- as does the interpretation of most prophecies...
You sat through that whole movie and didn't absorb the fact that the character's name was Heather?...
That style of writing you've cultivated is just about annoying.
The reason The Onion is funny is because it has no agenda other than humor.
"Microsoft has already proven that nobody can stand against them when they play by the traditional rules in the OS market."
When was that, again?
This is worthy of a link from Slashdot -- unlike that lame-ass "Hashsnot" page.
Apostrophecolon was a true parody. Very well done! Kudos to the reponsible party.