User: lordmoose

Re:Black Tuesday? wth?

On: 4 New "Extremely Critical" IE Vulnerabilities

As far as MS goes, I don't see why this Tuesday is blacker than any other Tuesday.

It's about time.

On: Dog Trained on 200-Word Vocabulary

If those damn dogs wanna live in our country, let them learn OUR language.

they should wait

On: Fermilab Builds 500-Megapixel Camera

I heard that the 502 mega-pixel camera is coming out in six months.

Visiting executives from LA

On: H2G2 Film Website

That's never a good sign.

I love Spyware!

On: Spyware Becoming Worst Tech Support Problem

I work on computers AND my child needs a new pair of shoes!!!

Great

On: Microsoft Eyeing AOL?

Now I'll get viruses on a disc through the mail.

Redneck version?

On: I, Robot Trailer Available

I, Robot Trailer follows the struggle of a hard-drinkin', hard-lovin' trailer home.

How to handle uncappers fairly?

On: Cable Modem Hackers Release Improved Firmware

Okay, I work for a cable ISP. We don't want to send jack-booted thugs to shake down some 13 year-old kid who's just hacking to see what happens (I've been down that road myself). What is the best way to handle someone who uncaps their modem?

I'm not the SysAdmin, just a concerned employee.

Eurostile

On: US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font

Will now be Freedomstile

MS abusing its monopoly?

On: EU Finds Microsoft Guilty Of Abusing Monopoly

And in other news: Kids like to play.

Simple..

On: Teaching Kids to Make Games?

trySiMPLE

Re:My grandmother is a $20 bill?

On: Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention

Stop it now.

We all know that it's Willam Dafoe on the $20 bill.

Re:Is Lego even alive?

On: Inside the Lego Master Builder Search

Yeah, their strategy is to replace all the the yellow bricks in their building with green ones. Also, all employees must give up their black plastic hairpieces.

U.S. companies can't sell products...

On: Tech Firms Defend Moving Jobs Overseas

to the unemployed.

Hire Americans.

Save the Internet!

On: 101 Ways To Save The Internet

If you see any extra bits laying around on the floor, swept them up and turn give them back to your ISP.

Re:Positive effect of DMCA

On: FatWallet To Sue Best Buy Over DMCA Threat

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

I think this guy might beg to differ.

I thought

On: World's Oldest Puzzle Solved

that the world's oldest puzzle was how they got that filling inside of Combo's.

Re:More prior art at Bell-Labs - 2002

On: IBM Applies for Password Manager Patent

I knew Art Bell had something to do with this

Re:Butterfly

On: Earth Simulator Now Predicting Hurricanes?

We all know that this supercomputer is for predicting GODZILLA!

Re:I've had none of these problems, but had others

On: MacFixIt Details Mac OS X 10.2.8 Bugs

Several MacFixIt readers have reported an inability to wake from sleep since installing the 10.2.8 update Damn, What the hell was in that upgrade? -- Subscribers can see this sig now!