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tplayford writes "On the third anniversary of Douglas Adams death, the makers of the 'Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy' film have released their website, with a photo of the whole crew and a blog. I'm trying not to panic, but I just can't wait for the film to come out."
The new movie starts with "Click here to download the Flash Plug-In". I've seen that a lot, is that a new film studio?
I like playing spot the black guy in the photo. It keeps me occupied for hours.
To skip the rather unnecessary Flash intro, go here
Deep Thought.
Not a very interesting site...
Just a button you can't push!?!?!
I watched the Guide several years ago, and was really kinda disappointed. It's cool that it's finally .. being remade? What exactly is going on?
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That's never a good sign.
Check out that scary photo! lol
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While this story has adapted well to radio, book, and even a campy TV mini-series, what is the probability of hollywood trashing this?
Id say higher then turning a nuclear missle into a confused sperm whale.
I hope that this doesnt wind up sucking. But, unfortunatly, I think it will.
Oh well.
no
Having characters called things like Slartibartfast and Zloat kind of makes me think he was taking stabs in the dark at writing a having a huge joke over on his readers/consumers.
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I am not aware of the connection with the Jodrell Bank observatory [http://www.jb.man.ac.uk], however I heard they are actually filming part of the film there, as one of my tutors works there.
you may find the Higgs in this signature.
...After what I've heard about Disney having the script re-written after Adams' death, I'm not exactly looking forward to this _travesty_ with his name on it.
I wonder what the three guys in the front of the photo do that allow them to wear blue fuzzy slippers?!
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You must be British.
Douglas Adams!??!?! taking stabs in the dark(!) at writing!
Of course his characters are huge jokes, that's why they're great! Have you even read the books? No? Go, now, and purify thyself -- I promise, you'll enjoy it.
How does "H2G2" translate to "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"??
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COOL!!!
But with DNA dead, they could just do this really badly. Which would be unforgivable.
# cat
Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
Is it the accent?
...But you know, it's an easy situation to remedy!
The opening page acts in different ways when you press the button - although I had to restart the browser for it to change (refresh didn't seem to cut it).
That, and the fact that you don't see too many people outside of the isles named Noel Markham.
It's a pretty safe guess.
The photo of the crew looks like they are at Elstree Studios in North London (http://www.elstreefilmtv.com/), the same place where they shoot Big Brother. May they will use Jade as the Triple Breasted Hore from Erecton Six!!
Hate to break it to you all, but there isn't anyone in that staff pic with 2 heads. There's no way they can make this flick w/out the coolest guy in the universe!
-- In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!
Better buy a bunch of copies now, before all you can buy are the one's with the picture of the cast on the cover saying "Now a major motion picture."
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Radio series, in which Adams was involved: great.
Books, in which Adams was involved: variable, from okay to great.
TV series, in which Adams was involved: pretty cool, all things considered.
Film, with no input from Adams but lots from clueless Hollywood types: worse than Vogon poetry, I betcha. Prepare to gnaw your own legs off.
Sort of OT, but not completely.
I've been doing some searching, but haven't been able to find a way to buy all of the books (all five) in one audio book volume. Does this even exist? Does anyone have any recommendations on where to find it?
Thanks
...the first one-and-a-half books, wasn't it? It had some of Restaurant in it.
What will this movie cover?
On the site there's a picture of the cast and crew dated 14th May...perhaps there's more science in this film than most :)
Nay, it is the fact that you seem to have never been exposed to American cartoons as a youth.
By law, according to the Uniform Cartoon Code (UCC), Chapter 4398274, section 12.432432 as publish by the ACME Corporation. "All persons, animals or other self aware beings (terrestrial or otherwise) who encounter a large red button are required to press it under penalty of anvil" it goes on to say "Should the before mentioned red button carry a notice asking all who see it not to press it, the required pusher of said button is here by required to press it as often and as many times as possible until it's final result is known."
Note: the actual notice of the button in this case is from the Hitchhikers Guide no less, something to the effect of:
Dent: "I wonder what would happen if I pressed this button."
Prefect: "I wouldn't..."
*beep*
Dent: "That's odd... a sign lit up telling me not to press this button again."
Help Brendan pay off his student loans
What browser are you using? I'm using mozilla firefox on Linux and when I hit reload, a differnt flash animation comes up (seen three so far). You using IE or something?
I bought the book (collective hitchhiker's guide) several years ago, but haven't read it yet. I keep meaning to start it, but in all honesty the thing that is keeping me from it is the hype and the fans. All I hear about is how awesome it is, and see references to it that people around here seem to think are hilarious. If you question anything about it you are lambasted and marked a troll. It almost makes me not want to read it, because who would want to read a book with followers like that? I hate to say it, but the LOTR fans do the same thing. I never read the books, but anything that wasn't a glowing comment about the movies was met with scorn from fans. I just don't get that kind of devotion. Maybe if I read the books I would get it, but I am not sure I even want to.
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..........FULL STOP.
I have always wanted to post a note with "Total Perspectve Vortex" as the subject. Thank God for this topic! -Fairy Cake anyone?
This character doesn't appear in the books. I was wondering if anyone knows how Humma Kavula works into the story.
Ah, well.
This sig no verb.
Well, according to , it looks like they've chosen an interesting cast. I think Martin Freeman is an excellent choice for Arthur. I suspect Warwick Davis is being cast as Marvin simply because he seemed so pessimistic for most of Willow.
One of the screenplay writers, Karey Kirkpatrick, also was credited with working on the screenplay for Chicken Run, which was pretty good and original. So I think we can all continue to hold out hope for a while longer.
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Yeah, Mos Def appears to be the only black guy on the cast and crew. That's irony for you.
It is?
ironic
... is one of the standard library items that ship with MM Flash.
Still, can't wait for the movie.
- A standard explosion, with chunks of planet flying by
- A burst of light which vaporizes the planet
- Getting hit by the cue-ball in a game of galactic billiards
Using IE 6, refreshing did work to see differing intros, but the randomizer does often go on runs of the same intro.What a POS site that cannot be viewed WITHOUT flash. What a pity.
My karma is not a Chameleon.
"The planet beneath them was almost perfectly oblivious of their presence, which was just how they wanted it for the moment. The huge yellow somethings went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them - which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they'd been looking for all these years."
Is that the one where Harry and Hermione invite Ron to join them for... No, nope, that's just wrong, must get image out of my head.
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As an avid fan of HHG2G, I'm looking forward to the movie a lot.
It seems to be a very good cast, from what I've seen, nobody really huge, so the past movie baggage isn't there (which like it or not, matters a LOT for a movie like this).
As well, for arguments that Hollywood is going to screw it up..well..from everything I heard, the HHG2G story is already going to be screwed up from the first draft written by DNA. It's the same thing as the book was screwed up from the radio script.
It's part of the mythos of the story. Deal with it.
Might as well visit the site.
I am a believer of momentum and curves.
You won't have to wait much longer. According to The Salmon of Doubt the movie will be released any decade now.
And so probably will the website.
(Douglas Adams described the filmmaking as twenty years of constipation.)
but the reason a lot of films suck is the dialogue and characterisation doesn't work. You can't just swap people in and out of roles to fit an audience demographic *without rewriting all their lines and possibly changing everything* Mos Def as Arthur Dent? where did that come from? Is he going to play it straight as the original character (i.e. not flash, just a jobbing journalist), or as I would imagine - he's going to be a little cool and swarve/charming? If so why would he be friends with Dent in the first place, they'd run in different social circles! If you change almost all his lines to reflect his new character then everybody elses lines have to change to reflect their relationship with him. Maybe some things wouldn't happen. Funnily enough MosDef was in The Italian Job another travesty of a remake of a great british film. And yesterday I read that the Coen Brothers and Tom Hanks have remade 'the ladykillers'. How anybody believe that could be bettered in its original form? Ok it's black & white but then so is Dr Strangelove which is still a total classic. I must say I'm not looking forward to it, I'll wait to rent it on DVD if the reviews are generally favorable.
See Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Uhm, yeah, that's what I thought. But, you know, we can't really rely on /. to get headlines right, can we? ;-)
This movie is dedicated to every ancestor who has contributed DNA to my family tree
And Disney wants to own copyright on them.
Any movie whose official web site is part of go.com is a Disney movie. I won't be seeing it until long after its DVD release because I don't want my dollars to go toward Disney's sequel kick: lobbying for DMCA II and Bono Act II.
HitchHiker's Guide (to the) Galaxy :)
HHGG
H2G2
(think of the 2 as "squared" as you would in specifying a regular language, or if you like, as a particularly inefficient use of run-length encoding.
HHGTTG might be a Hollywood producer's dream book: something that can be adapted and reinterpreted liberally without worrying about staying true to the source material.
After all, IIRC, the plots of the radio series, TV series, books, and text adventure game all differ from each other, starting sometime after Ford and Arthur arrive on the Heart of Gold.
Hang on - I'm supposed to be designing the fjords...
I thought the joke was that aliens always have silly names.
Of course aliens' names will seem silly to English speakers because alien cultures' naming traditions aren't the same as those of English-speaking cultures. Take the example of Shigeru Miyamoto. He's an alien (Japanese citizen in the United States for E3) with a suitably Japanese name.
The code of adventure-games: Do what you are not supposed to do, if it doesn't kill you try again. Example titles include: Monkey Island series, Sam & Max etc.
Sub-groups here are 3-digit, 4-5 digit, low 6 digit IDs
Low 6-digit IDs? Are you referring to an actual conversation that took place in the real world, or are you revealing a personal insecurity?
Does anyone use the "New User Modifier"? If so, do you find it useful?
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like what Lucas did to the Death Star in Star Wars 1.1 (the enhanced VHS stuff)
Wasn't "Star Wars: A New Hope (Special Edition)" numbered 4.1? I thought 1.1 was "The Phantom Edit".
DONT FALL FOR IT
Who visualizes like this? And how obvious is it, once stated, that that's exactly the right visual simile? Douglas Adams had a command of the English language both forwards and backwards. It's a shame we won't be getting any new material in this lifetime.
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HitchHiker = H2 (two "H")
Guide to the Galaxy = G2 (two "G")
thus
Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy = H2G2
the "2"s do not represent the word to.
un-ALTERED reproduction and dissimination of this IMPORTANT information is ENCOURAGED
Just make sure not to carry the towel on your head so that you don't get shot at by people confusing you with a terrorist.
I prefer E2 though.
The UCC was amended in 1993.
4398274 UCC 12.432432 (West 1995) now reads in relevant part:
"(b) In the event that the aforementioned red button bears a notice requesting the public not to press it, the observer, required to push said button under subsection (a) of this section, is hereby required to press it repeatedly until the result of said presses is known; but
(c) the presser may for a reasonable period delay pressing said button as required under subsection (a) of this section, if said delay would effect a comedic purpose, including, but not limited to, chattering teeth, protruding eyes, bulging veins, or shaking limbs, caused by the stress of resisting temptation or the anticipation resulting from such delay."
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Yet another wasted effort on a website. Flash is so aggrevating I simply do without and don't visit sites which require it. Poor choice not to offer a non-Flash website.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Was it about OpenBSD?
Oh sorry, the improbability of having a hole in the base system wasn't so high after all.
Hallowed be Thy
What a news story! Maybe you should have waited to post this until there was some content on the page.
>I mean, when hollywood can fuck up making a movie of Starsky and Hutch for flipsake, what chance have they got with this?
What, exactly, constitutes fucking up Starsky and Hutch? The teevee show sucked on virtually every level... bad acting, bad writing. If the movie sucks, it's just being faithful to the original. Some movies appear to be successful if being a great fit for MST3K is the goal.Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
Adams created all the character names for HG2G from adding bits of real company names that line the railway line between London and Bristol.
I know this 'cuss my dad used to make he very same comute to work.
They mention screwing 4k lightbulbs into the Heart of Gold. Anybody else flash on another sci-fi franchise when they read that?
And they say Yanks don't understand irony....
The new film is a hollywood production.
And it will make you long to watch the BBC TV miniseries. After Hollywood gets it completely wrong, inserts a pile of lame american humor and insipid dialogue for dumbed-down american audiences, we will all be reading posts on /. about the good old BBC TV miniseries and how finely crafted it was.
This is all rather predictable.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
I think the intent was Hitch-Hiker's Guide Galaxy = HHGG = H2G2
This was Douglas' creation, so he's to blame.
--- Corporations Are A Fad.
Anybody have any thoughts on Mos Def as Ford Prefect? I think this is really cool -- Mos Def is incredibly charming and a good actor, and I think having him as Ford Prefect is a cool twist for sci-fi, which tends to just sort of assume people are white or Asian. In my experience, there are quite a few African American sci-fi fans, so I think having Mos in a more-or-less mainstream sci-fi film could really tweak people's heads in a good way.
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Here's a very insightful interview with the script writers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2257599
Here's the website for the director's production company Hammer & Tongs;
http://www.tongsville.com/
Nice site with an interesting design. You can check out thier videos/commercials/shorts. I'd seen the Beck video before but didn't know they made it. The REM one is pretty cool too.
...to play Zaphod.
Maybe Alec Baldwin?
No, wait. Sorry. He's two-faced.
Proverbs 21:19
...HG2G instead of H2G2?
No, look at it this way:
Hitch
Hikers
Guide to the
Galaxy
See the first letters of each phrase: 2 H's, 2 G's. H2G2, see it's geeky. Write it with the numbers in subscript, like in chemistry, to make it look even geekier.
I went and saw Lord of the Rings (the first one)
in the theaters. That's the only movie I've gone to
in the theater since the Matrix.
..the site hasn't suffered a sudden total existance failure yet.
-Lucas
The acronym is emphasized as...
the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy
...not...
the Hitchhiker's Guide 2 the Galaxy
There is already a BBC website called H2G2 that competes with Wikipedia and Everything2 as an online, community-edited reference work.
Those who complain about affect & effect on
Dawn, we can mod up bbc news!
Its the system broken?
-Woof woof woof!
"Yankee" is a term that only applies to people from the "New England" former colony states in the far northeast corner of the US, and over the decades has become even more specific to refer to people from the state of New York. For a while during and shortly after the Civil War, it was used as a slang term for those who fought on the side of the North, but the vast majority of Americans, north or south, do not refer to themselves as "Yankees" anymore. In fact, it's used almost exculsively in reference to a professional baseball team in New York City these days.
If "Yank" is supposed to be some shortened form of "Yankee", you might as well keep calling us "colonials."
will be off topic: .... .png, .gif, .jpeg(??copyright) or whatever standard ? ... ..
:your browser is outdated and does not support encrtyption - download IE 6.0)- all that with a full install of mozilla for linux .... I do not have explorer and I do not want to have one, nor windows, nor any stupid rich-media-content bandwidth-hog crap ....
... I love hitchhiker's guide, and that flashcrap made me really mad ...
... DAMN
it really pisses me off, that everywhere I go I am forced to download a new falsh plugin, java vm, whatever player, new version of explorer (since mozilla seems to be outdated for some lameass websites), MS media player, realone player
HEY !
really, can we just see the content of websites, with
i am willing to use javascript when available, but I tend to simply ignore sites with that kind of crap
If i can build and maintain sites with lots of content in a way that they are 100% functional even with links or lynx, or my pda browser (before ppc2000 IE, lately konqueror/opie) then why cannot professional designers keep their sites at least usable for people with thin (or just different) clients
I am going to issue chargebacks against several sites where I paid for services and where I can see
uhh sorry for my rage
ps: I love when they have 5 different flash ads, and they all open up a new browser for each on my pda (href target=new)
can I choose to ignore all that ?
Time to break out the towel !!
Yeah, and Limeys don't understand sarcasm. What's your point?
Could be true - there really is an estate agent in London called Hotblack Desiato, as any fule kno.
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This totally fails to capture the essense of the original, which was as dull as Salt Lake City after hours.
Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
Can one of our fine moderators kindly tell me why the parent post, with exactly 1 vague statement of opinion and two questions, was modded "Informative"?
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realised that this was a problem. I've noticed it is increasingly the case that the "old" cover doesn't get retired, in fact it gets a new print run at the same time they crank out the version with a picture from the TV series/Film. This has only started to happen in the last couple of years though. This happened with A Beautiful Mind (although being a biography it didn't really map onto the film much in the first place) and a few other films that came out around that time.
I hate this "who was first" pissing contest with a passion. [Yes, I have a *very low* Slashdot UID account. Only I had completely forgotten the password and no longer have the email address to which it was registered. *Boo hoo*]
They even have a website, and quite proudly mention the H2G2 reference.
You forget, that in Soviet Russia dead horses beat your beowulf clusters of GNAA members while profiting from you.
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Or live it if you want. When I was in 3rd-Grade I went into school dressed in only a bathrobe for bookweek.
(After being up till 3AM that night trying to design a convincing second-head. And failing.)
Daniel
Also, all quotations of probability ("447765518666 to 1 and falling" for example) are in fact the telephone numbers of London pubs DA used to visit. You can still ring most of them!
last time *I* went to the cinema 'proper' was for LOR pt1 as well. Which I walked out of after 1/2 hour. the print was scratched to buggery (white lines down the screen).
But the *neg* it was printed from as well was scratched to buggery as well (black lines down the screen).
i did go a year ago to see 'Lilya 4 Ever' at a 'directors chair' showing at Basildon UCI last year. there were 4 other people in the audience. Basildon is full of people who can't read and war shell suits so playing a subtitled film which didn't even contain special effects there was no good.
if they want getting onto 10 a ticket:
#1: get a good print
#2: have some damn legroom.
#3: stop annoying yapping chair kicking assholes from entering
#4: don't sell stupid noisy food like crisps (chips for you US guys) and boiled sweets in noisy wrappers
#5: have a decent sound system, not just one with an enormous sub woofer (hint... the rear speakers should be BEHIND the audience)
#6: show some decent films
#7: serve beer
#8: have comfortable seats
#9: clean the bogs at least once a month
hey I can achieve all 9 at home. I just rent DVDs from screenselect over the net. Now tell me again why I need to go to the cinema?
My expiration date is coming up (cancer fuckwad), but I made it long enough to see the LOTR trilogy, and now I'll even see Troy! I'm wondering if it's worth hanging on 'til this bitch hits the screens... I'm just finishing up the last of Doug's works (having infinite time to do crazy shit like read all day), so now that I've purused everything he's written, I'd love to see an updated version. Anyone have a firm date?
... HHGTTG, aka the increasingly inaccurately named TLA that usually denotes it.
...if you're excited and happy about something?
Generally one commemorates an event at a celebrated person's birth. Their death is not generally the time to launch movies. Of course Americans are so declasse one would not expect anything less.
To bring your towel!