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101 Ways To Save The Internet

captain igor writes "Wired news is running an editorial detailing 101 ways to save the Internet from spammers, crackers and smothering regulation. What does do Slashdot readers think of these suggestions, and what other options should be considered to keep the Internet from falling to evil forces?"

490 comments

  1. Best way? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Funny

    Simple: permit first posting on slashdot.

    1. Re:Best way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What the hell is wrong with the mods lately?

      This is not Offtopic! Sure, it's a lame joke, but it's on topic to the story.

      Moderators around here are more kneejerk about enforcing the hive mind and censorship than ever before.

    2. Re:Best way? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      I disagree, the best way would be to simply increase the percentile of porn sites from 98% to 100%.

  2. Forget It by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

    - Dark Helmet

    --

    In Soviet Rush, today's Tom Sawyer gets high on you.
    1. Re:Forget It by Swai · · Score: 0

      Really true these days, thanks for the quote.

    2. Re:Forget It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I turn EVIL, well when my inbox fills with spam!

      Then I want justice, JUSTICE! Good justice? NO, justice involving evil acts to spammers fingers, arms and face! None of this "let's send a denial of service attack"! How the hell can you take pictures of your handywork?

      Words of wisdom for the masses "Thou can not spam with both arms in plaster casts!"

    3. Re:Forget It by $exyNerdie · · Score: 2, Funny


      "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

      Instantly an image came to my mind - Dubya !!

    4. Re:Forget It by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, that's my line, fucker!

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    5. Re:Forget It by Klync · · Score: 1

      >> "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

      > Instantly an image came to my mind - Dubya !!

      I don't get it - something is wrong here. Does this mean that Bush is actually good? Or, if the original statement is true, does this then mean that GWB is actually involved in the most insidious plot (a lifetime effort, I might add) to appear dumb?

      I am so confused. Does this mean that world domination will come to me in 2004?

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    6. Re:Forget It by Alan · · Score: 1

      You're probably being sarcastic, but think about it.

    7. Re:Forget It by Dark-Helmet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excuse me?! That's mine!

    8. Re:Forget It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? I'd rather be good and dumb than evil and smart.

    9. Re:Forget It by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Ok, it's your line, don't get your schwartz in a knot.

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  3. Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Quite frankly, I don't see any other alternative to controlling the spammers and crackers than regulation.

    Let's face it. We're past the "wild, wild west" stage of the internet. It's not the 1990s anymore and the mob is here and therefore regulation is required.

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
    1. Re:Conflicting goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds good, until you think about the fact that the internet is worldwide, so regulation would have to be international. If some US company wants to spam now, then they have to have some Indian skript kid do it for them now. The spam is still there.

      My point is, regulation can only go so far (about as far as your borders). And even if we get some sort of international regulation, what are the odds that everyone's gonna agree on it, and abide by it?

    2. Re:Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 3, Funny
      I don't know about that. Drugs, guns and contraband. International regulation seems to be working there.

      Sure no system is perfect, but it's better than nothing.

      --
      The owls are not what they seem
    3. Re:Conflicting goals? by iaredam · · Score: 0

      Earthlink's spam blocker actually does a good job removing spam from the inbox, Except for those great Nigerian kings/princes keep getting labeled as spam and being deleted, How am I going to help them get their millions of dollars to the US, when Earthlink thinks they are spammers?

    4. Re:Conflicting goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That kind of attitude is why the internet is in such a sorry ass state today. The real answer is to revamp mail protocols, routing, and several other pieces and to account for malicious use on the technical side. Regulation fixes nothing it only stops legit usage. To quote/paraphrase Plato, "Good men do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad men will find a way around the laws".

      The answer is good design and proper engineering not the dead weight burdon of lawyers, politicians, and various other looters.

    5. Re:Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Good men do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad men will find a way around the laws"

      So you think the "bad men" won't find a way around engineering solutions?

      Your attitude is a typical die-hard engineer's attitude. It completely misses the fact that you can't apply engineering rules to a human society. That's why we have sociologists, lawyers and politicians.

      --
      The owls are not what they seem
    6. Re:Conflicting goals? by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when engineering fails for an existing solution yes. But the beauty of having a mind and applying the engineering process is things can rapidly be made better to work around those holes that are discovered. Lawyers, and politicians only make people more mad at each other. Working together on an engineering solution brings people together and not arguing with each other!

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      -> Sometimes, you just gotta break free from the shackles of proprietary code.
    7. Re:Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 1
      Working together on an engineering solution brings people together and not arguing with each other!

      I suppose you've never been to a meeting with a dozen engineers or scientists divided into two diametrically opposed camps?-) I have and let me tell you that it's all about politics, not the truth.

      --
      The owls are not what they seem
    8. Re:Conflicting goals? by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a .sig I saw somewhere...

      Goes something like this:

      The war on terror works just like the war on drugs.

      You can still buy drugs... and guns... and most other contraband.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    9. Re:Conflicting goals? by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. But more often than in the political world, engineering brings people together. I'm talking pure engineering, not engineering skewed by money and politics. Though that may be a less common type of engineering, the pure kind, it is nonetheless what it's all about - people that are amazed and motivated by challenges and technology. But I know we live in a less than ideal world. Regulation however, is never the cure for poor engineering - regrouping and getting better people on the job is the answer.

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      -> Sometimes, you just gotta break free from the shackles of proprietary code.
    10. Re:Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 1
      You can still buy drugs... and guns... and most other contraband.

      And how much worse would it be WITHOUT the regulation?

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      The owls are not what they seem
    11. Re:Conflicting goals? by Phillup · · Score: 1

      He doesn't want to apply engineering rules to a human society.

      He wants to fix a technical problem. The problem is that the system has the wrong level of "trust". It was devised by honest men who did not forsee the lie-ing, scheeming bastards that would eventually use it.

      It was designed to trust the user's input.

      New data suggest that the design specs were invalid. So, you re-engineer the solution to account for the new data.

      Simple engineering problem.

      BTW... a sociologist could have helped with the initial design... a lawyer would have sued you for not making it "handicap accessible" and the politician makes the lawyer's actions legal. ;-)

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    12. Re:Conflicting goals? by CharterTerminal · · Score: 1

      Your attitude is a typical die-hard engineer's attitude. It completely misses the fact that you can't apply engineering rules to a human society.



      True... but fortunately we CAN apply SMTP-AUTH to mail servers. Presto, global spam problem solved.

    13. Re:Conflicting goals? by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not much. Name one person who wants drugs or guns currently but is unable to acquire them.

    14. Re:Conflicting goals? by October_30th · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't mind getting quality pot once in a while but I don't want to deal with the unstable morons who are selling it. People who deal guns and hard drugs in my neighbourhood, well you don't want them to know you even exist.

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      The owls are not what they seem
    15. Re:Conflicting goals? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Umm... SMTP was Broken by spammers... Well It was Broken when they opted for a Trust all deny none Model for the protocol... Inorder send email you should have to tell the complete truth of who your are and your organization... That in it self will make the who Anti-spam fight Easier.

      Regulation will cost millions/billions and will fail to work on the global Internet.. Companies will just move off shore out of the reach of the long arm of the law... Why do you think 99% of the nastiest of the nasty spam comes from china?

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      Who needs WiFi when we can have Packet Over Sheep! http://datacomm.org/PoS-InternetDraft.txt
    16. Re:Conflicting goals? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      The reason only unstable morons sell it is because they are the most eager to break the law by supplying the demand. Cigerettes for instance are sold by businessmen who are not typically considered unstable morons. Joints would be the same if they were legal. Not liking those who sell it with regulations in place doesn't justify the regulations.

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      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
    17. Re:Conflicting goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you want "me" to pay taxes for "your" Regulation.

    18. Re:Conflicting goals? by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose we go about forcing every software vendor and mail server "administrator" to use SMTP-AUTH? How would this help in stopping SPAM from worms acting as a mail server? As the parent pointed out SMTP is in need of some major updating and our solution to this SPAM problem lies in our ability to properly code a protocol with protections in place from the begining. SPAM filters, word checking, dnsbl, blacklists just patch the problem. Like putting a band-aid on a severed artery.

    19. Re:Conflicting goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns aren't contraband. It perfectly legal to walk into a gun store or pawn shop or gun show and walk out with a perfectly legal gun. As long as you pass the backgound check, anyway.

    20. Re:Conflicting goals? by Oberoten · · Score: 1

      Counterspam! Just find a nice site of the kind that you KNOW will send you dozens of tripe E-mails and then return the favour preferably to ADMIN@host or ROOT@host as well as to the original spammer. A certain cutesy animal-toy-site works very well for this. (Just make sure that they are not using a site that is innocent as a middle-hand)

    21. Re:Conflicting goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Name one person who wants drugs or guns currently but is unable to acquire them.

      Please don't rub it in, I'm suffering enough already.

    22. Re:Conflicting goals? by mrogers · · Score: 1
      you can't apply engineering rules to a human society. That's why we have sociologists, lawyers and politicians.

      Perhaps we'll never be completely rid of them, but with the correct application of technology we could significantly reduce their numbers. Why do you think engineers get so excited about the possibility of sending people to Mars?

    23. Re:Conflicting goals? by CharterTerminal · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose we go about forcing every software vendor and mail server "administrator" to use SMTP-AUTH?

      The same way I get everything else done. By ruthlessly insulting them until they start crying and give into my demands.

      ("You call that sorry sack of shit a mail server? Upgrade that motherfucker right now, or I'll tell your parents!")

  4. Not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sex red light district? I know where I'm spending my time for now on.

  5. PenguinMan! by shystershep · · Score: 2, Funny

    First, we need to get a big-ass spotlight.
    Next, get a big piece of cardboard and make a cutout of Tux. Remove the cutout and place the remaining cardboard over the lens of the spotlight.
    Wait for a cloudy night, flip on the light, and wave it randomly around. Viola!

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    The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    1. Re:PenguinMan! by JunichiTelex · · Score: 1

      Look, in the sky! is it Bill Gates? is it Steve Jobs? no, it's Tuxman, delivering Linux to the starving children and renegade computer users! nanananana tuxman! okay, enough of that silly nonsene.

    2. Re:PenguinMan! by NerdSlayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is he going to do? Save you from Jockman when he tries to give you your weekly swirlie before gym class?

    3. Re:PenguinMan! by kevinvee · · Score: 1
      wave it randomly around ... Viola!
      So, do you expect a penguin or Hector Berlioz to save you first? Voila!
    4. Re:PenguinMan! by Quarters · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must idolize Greg Brady. To do it up right, though, you need a sheet and a whistle.

    5. Re:PenguinMan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to ask, what's a swirlie?

    6. Re:PenguinMan! by NerdSlayer · · Score: 1

      Ask and ye shall receive:

      definition

    7. Re:PenguinMan! by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      As good as Linux is... If it were Mainstream as Windows is now... We would still see Virii ect.. It would be a vastly diffrent world that we live in today but it would be Plauged with similiar problems..

      Issue #1 Too many users Don't Patch! Linux will not nessarily fix this problem as Automated patch systems can be comprimised and will be... Why WindowsUpdate never was is Beyond me... I guess It all the about the path of least resistance.. Too easy to write exploits for well documented bugs in windows that remain unpatched for excessive periods of time.

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      Who needs WiFi when we can have Packet Over Sheep! http://datacomm.org/PoS-InternetDraft.txt
  6. They made a typo. by LNO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there no quality control there?

    11 Larry Flynt, build a porn browser It should cover our tracks coming and going.

    I think we all know that should read "coming and coming".

    1. Re:They made a typo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swing and a miss.

    2. Re:They made a typo. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Is your wife a goer? Eh?

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      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  7. Only 101? by Jetson · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you mean "101 ways to save the Internet from spammers, crackers and smothering regulation"? I can list off twice as many as that without even taking off my socks.

    1. Re:Only 101? by kevcol · · Score: 1

      Oh my. For the love of humanity, please do not take off your socks. Or your shoes.

      Thank you.

    2. Re:Only 101? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took me a minute but...

      There are only 10 kinds of people ,
      the kind who get binary jokes, and the kind who don't

    3. Re:Only 101? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > > What do you mean "101 ways to save the Internet from spammers, crackers and smothering regulation"? I can list off twice as many as that without even taking off my socks.
      >
      > Oh my. For the love of humanity, please do not take off your socks. Or your shoes.
      > Thank you.

      Ahem? Aren't we forgetting something?

      #45: VeriSign must die.

      Maybe the poster had planned on visiting VeriSign's head office before the sock removal.

    4. Re:Only 101? by kevcol · · Score: 1

      Naw, I just drove by there on my way to work this morning. The smell from Verisign is worse than his feet. Even Mountain View's hazmat teams won't venture near there.

  8. My favorite one by SargeZT · · Score: 5, Funny

    24. Release Episode III on the Net It's going straight to video anyway.

    Lets see how long it takes wired to get DOS'ed by the Star Wars geeks of doom.

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    And why did you staple the trout to the RAM?
    1. Re:My favorite one by Bodhidharma · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why the SW movies all sucked after Empire. It turns out Lucas was making the movies for his retarded 5 year old son. Actually, now that I think about it, most movies seem like they were written for retarded 5 year olds.

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      A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
  9. Stupid by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2 Slash song prices charge 29 cents per download. You''ll make it up in volume.

    No you won't. The labels take 70 cents from all of the "legitimate" services. At 29 cents, you want as little volume as possible because you'll lose money on every download.

    1. Re:Stupid by pacamac · · Score: 1

      They said "volume", not "profit" ;)

    2. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, they'll make less margin, not lose.

      Oooh. Horrors of horrors, a business model needs to change.

    3. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they'll make less margin, not lose.

      0.29 ( revenue ) - 0.70 ( cost of revenue ) == - 0.41

      That's a loss, not just a slimmer margin. The OP's point is that the labels WILL NOT BUDGE from their 70 cent requirements, so the legit music services simply cannot drop their prices below 71 cents. Wal-Mart is the closest, at 88 cents.

    4. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM always had that policy on the memory they sold. Whenever they were selling at a loss, the general thinking was that they would make it up on volume.

    5. Re:Stupid by pacamac · · Score: 1

      Exactly-the Big Five (or is 4 now? or 3 even?) major record behemoths won't budge. That doesn't mean they shouldn't, or that others that operate outside of their sphere of influence can't take the initiative from them. It comes down to a few very large, very shadowy corporations have to make a paradigm shift about their business, and their bottom line. And thousands of greedy music stars putting their art before their lifestyle.

    6. Re:Stupid by damiam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously, that would require the labels totake less than 70 cents (probably 20 or so).

      --
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    7. Re:Stupid by igotmybfg · · Score: 1

      Wrong. They won't be making 70 cents per download, like they are now, but they won't be losing money either - remember that the marginal cost of selling a downloadable song is $0. So they'll make 70% of $.29.

    8. Re:Stupid by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      2 Slash song prices charge 29 cents per download. You''ll make it up in volume.

      No you won't. The labels take 70 cents from all of the "legitimate" services. At 29 cents, you want as little volume as possible because you'll lose money on every download.


      You can make up for loss on every sale with volume if you have exponentially increasing sales every month. As long as that's true, this month's sales will more than cover last month's expenses, leaving you with a tidy profit. Of course, the down side is that when the growth rate slows down, you'll go bankrupt the next month, but that's a small price to pay...

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      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    9. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you won't. The labels take 70 cents from all of the "legitimate" services. At 29 cents, you want as little volume as possible because you'll lose money on every download.

      Yeah, see, that's where the music industry is going wrong. They keep looking to preserve their antiquated business plans when it's so obvious that it won't work. If they're not willing to budge on their 70 cents, then they're the stupid ones, not us, who are telling them what we want.

      Record labels are trying to make a *lot* of money off of a few artists, rather than make little money from a *lot* of artists. Artists are at fault too, they keep thinking about hitting the big time and not having to work for the rest of their lives. When so many musicians think that they're the Picasso of the Musical world, it spells disaster in the long run.

    10. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously it was implied to slash what the labels take as well. If they take 70 cents of a dollar, only let them take 20 cents of one third of a dollar.

    11. Re:Stupid by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

      losing money on 29 cent downloads, or losing money to P2P? Their call.

    12. Re:Stupid by LinuxMacWin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...remember that the marginal cost of selling a downloadable song is $0...

      Well, No.

      Yes, The marginal cost of creating an extra copy of MS Office is $0 when the market price is $500, and the company makes maybe a few hundred thousands to a few million dollars on such sales.

      However, for each song that sells for $.29, there is bandwidth cost, there is hardware cost that must proportionately increase if the number of downloads increase. And don't forget the credit card processing commission. Even if these things come out to a nickel apiece, this is a significant amount in the changed context.

      For a $500 ticket item, the marginal cost may be minimal. However, for an item to sell for a quarter, the traditional marginal costs become significant and must be accounted for...

    13. Re:Stupid by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      For the credit card commission problem, that's easy. Just sell *store credit* in non-micropayment sized chunks like $10 or $15 or whatever, like those gift cards you can buy anywhere. Then let the user download $chunk/0.29 songs.

      Also, make it easy for friends to buy each other credit and/or songs as a gift.

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    14. Re:Stupid by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Brilliant, yet absurd, observation.

      I'd mod you up.

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  10. This "article" sucked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 101 things contain many loaded topics like rewarding hackers for finding security holes. The whole thing was stupid. Why not have a FEW points, and write a reasonable explanation with them.

  11. my 0.02 by theMerovingian · · Score: 1

    The internet is a vast network of intellectual people who believe in distributing information (mostly) for free. The individual users and companies that most prolifically contribute to the internet will always be one step ahead of spammers and crackers, and two steps ahead of any regulations.

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    "If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
    1. Re:my 0.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has the money, (XP costs $$$). So, how about a bounty on spammers, from Microsoft. Here's a suggestion: Provide enough information as to where the spammer is, and how he gets on the internet, and Microsoft sends you a coupon good toward the purchase of a new home computer with Windows XP preloaded. If that's not enough, how about a cash bounty, of say several thousand dollars? (for each big spammer spotlighted)

    2. Re:my 0.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is a vast network of intellectual people who believe in distributing information (mostly) for free.

      Correction: The internet was a vast network of intellectual people...

      Hence, the need for 101 ways to save the internet.

  12. #1 Remove Microsoft by SailfishMac · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm surprised, how did I get to post this first?

  13. #12 is dumb by Burlynerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    RE: "Make email addresses portable"

    So, I would get my bubba@toofless.com email delivered to my new yankee@stankee.com account?

    Since email addresses contain the ISP's domain account, this would get truly messy. However, if we changed the way email addresses were constructed so that the ISP's domain name wasn't involved, then we might have a workable method of keeping them portable.

    BN

    1. Re:#12 is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's already possible with things like pobox.com

    2. Re:#12 is dumb by shagoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vanity domains and .forward files already solve this problem. Besides, how often are people going to change broadband providers and the like?

      Further, email portability is already here for those who have accounts with .mac or hotmail or yahoo.com or any number of other service aggregators either pay or free. Frankly, i'm starting to think this whole list is silly.

    3. Re:#12 is dumb by Burlynerd · · Score: 1

      RE: "Vanity domains and .forward files already solve this problem."

      That's a different situation.

      Portability would have to include mail for me that goes to a domain that I don't own and no longer pay for (i.e. me@msn.com) being auto-forwarded to my account at a new domain that I don't own (i.e. me@mindspring.com). Neither company is going to let me mess around with their mx record, but my mail would have to be forwarded anyway.

      BN

    4. Re:#12 is dumb by joe_plastic · · Score: 1

      I like that some thing like a change of address thing is what is really needed. Actualy If you extend foaf(friend of a friend) to include information on when your email box was associated with you. You can then let the search engines take care of the rest, for the most part. Think distributed addressbook.

    5. Re:#12 is dumb by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 1

      Ya, so is everything from 1 to 11 and 13 to 101.

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    6. Re:#12 is dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so is ur mom

      (lol rofl keke)

  14. That's ONE HUNDRED ONE, not FIVE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly me.

  15. Re:getting rid of spammers by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Or we could make it a goal in 2004 to each get a throw-away address, and reply to every single spam we receive. This way, the spammers will spend so much time looking through our bogus replies that the "legit" replies to their spam will be lost in the background noise.

    The current tactic of ignoring spam "in the hope it will go away" just helps raise the spammers' signal-to-noise ratio when they look at their replies. If they had to go through a million bogus replies to get the 10 that are stupid enough to really want their crap, they'll become unprofitable quickly.

  16. :#12 is dumb - indeed by October_30th · · Score: 1

    But that's what the SPEWS assholes keep telling us to do.

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    The owls are not what they seem
  17. Poor tech article from Wired by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would expect more than this from Wired, as there are several glaring inaccuracies.

    "Make email addresses portable" - get your own domain name and move it from ISP to ISP as you please.

    "Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?" - my home directory, including public_html, is accessible from Samba. I can copy any file there and it is live on the web instantly.

    "Big music, follow the money 8 of 9 adults beyond student age still pay for songs instead of ripping them." - ripping them? That has nothing to do with whether you paid for it.

    "Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack." - uhhh.... eeyeah.

    Oh well. I guess they have to match the dumbed down state of their readers.

    1. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by DarthBart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Make email addresses portable" - get your own domain name and move it from ISP to ISP as you please.

      Butbutbutbut...I like my 2sexykitty4u696969@msn.com address. All my buddies have it.

      "Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?" - my home directory, including public_html, is accessible from Samba. I can copy any file there and it is live on the web instantly.

      Apparently, clicking on "Put" in either Dreamweaver or Frontpage or any of the other "Web Design Expert in a Box" packages is toooooo haaaaaaard for people.

      "Big music, follow the money 8 of 9 adults beyond student age still pay for songs instead of ripping them." - ripping them? That has nothing to do with whether you paid for it.

      Change this to "Big music, how about releasing something that isn't crap. And when you do release it, don't fuck us up the ass for $20 per cd."

      "Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack." - uhhh.... eeyeah.

      You find me a P2P network that doesn't use at least one client/server connection to find the other peers in the network and I'll show you one of Monica's dresses that doesn't have a big Bill stain on the front of it.

    2. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      "Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack." - uhhh.... eeyeah.

      Yes, things will be much better when the new P2P model opens up all sorts of new vulnerabilities on every home computer!

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    3. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, clicking on "Put" in either Dreamweaver or Frontpage or any of the other "Web Design Expert in a Box" packages is toooooo haaaaaaard for people.

      No, it's not integrated. Its (and people with opinions like yours) are why Linux is flailing with its 1% market share, competing with a (nearly) decade old operating system (Windows 95).

    4. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I would expect more than this from Wired, as there are several glaring inaccuracies.

      Optimist. I expect Wired to have glaring inaccuracies as a matter of routine. I should expect better but such isn't life.

    5. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by bmj · · Score: 1

      "Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?" - my home directory, including public_html, is accessible from Samba. I can copy any file there and it is live on the web instantly.

      Well, you're right, but I'm guessing the writer meant "why do I have to bother with this whole HTML thing anyway?" That said, there's plenty of software available to make the publishing process less painful.

      --
      Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must be silent. --Ludwig Wittgenstein
    6. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by W2k · · Score: 1

      Regarding "Simplify Web publishing": As Wired and several other posters seem to have missed, Windows XP has this too. It's called web folders. You can mount, say, an FTP site as a folder in explorer, though it's not as neat as I wish it would be, it certainly does provide the "post files from our desktop to a web site in one drag-and-drop move" which the author of Wired's article so desires.

      --
      Quality, performance, value; you get only two, and you don't always get to pick.
    7. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're here on Slashdot, you're probably just used to it.

    8. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Oh well. I guess they have to match the dumbed down state of their readers.

      That's it exactly. Their readers don't seem to understand that the economic advantage of the internet comes from giving several billion people enough bandwidth to communicate and the freedom to communicate without restriction.

      This makes people collaborate and do things, which in turn improves economies. Economies are based on GDP, which is based on how much stuff we do collectively, assuming we're doing stuff people want/need. So if you want to maximize economic potential maximize everyone's access to internet bandwidth and personal liberties. The rest will happen naturally on its own.

      Think of it this way. Two brains are better than one, right? What about a billion brains, all thinking and working together for the common good?

    9. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Big music, follow the money 8 of 9 adults beyond student age still pay for songs instead of ripping them." - ripping them? That has nothing to do with whether you paid for it.
      I'd go further than that..if you are ripping songs off a CD it's very likely you also paid for that CD.
    10. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just look at the productivity increases slashdot has posted with several million brains collaborating together.

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    11. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Make email addresses portable" - get your own domain name and move it from ISP to ISP as you please.

      Obviously this hasn't occured to Paul Boutin (the guy who wrote the article & Wired's senior editor), becuase his very own domain - http://paulboutin.com/ - is no longer hosted! Go figure how he became a senior editor at Wired for yourself....

      Personally I think the best way to get email portability is to make personal domain registration affordable and get isp's to unblock port 25 and distribute a dns + mail server package for dummies. Register your domain, run the server on your home machine, and you've got a personal email address for ever.

    12. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      a domain with email forwarding costs less then $10 a year.

    13. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good post man.

    14. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by rockmuelle · · Score: 1

      Let me offer a different perspective:

      Back in '97 or so when Hotmail came out, I couldn't understand why anyone would use it. All you have to do is run a mail daemon somewhere or just use your email address from your ISP, right? Who needed Web-based email? Turns out, everyone did.

      At the same time, I had a brainstorming session with some friends and we thought of things that we had used in college (early 90s) that hadn't made it out to the 'real' world yet. 'talk' was the one thing we all agreed on that hadn't made it big that we found indispensible. Of course, we also thought that all people needed to do was start using 'talk' or 'ntalk' or irc, so there wasn't really an opportunity there. Turns out there was an opportunity, almost as big as email: instant messaging. Same idea, different implementation. Bummer.

      The point is, while some things seem obvious and even trivial for the geek, they are often completely inaccessible to the average user. This is not a fault of the user or the technology industry, it's just the way things are.

      I read the Wired article in print a few weeks ago and viewed it from this perspective. I thought it was great and full of good ideas.

      -Chris

    15. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

      "Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?" - my home directory, including public_html, is accessible from Samba. I can copy any file there and it is live on the web instantly.

      I don't even use samba, my apache has mod_dav. My main URL is a virtual host web server, my secondary URL is a webDAV server on the same directory.

      Two great tastes that taste great together.

    16. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Wired has never been about technical articles; the best they ever did was the one-page explainations of new tech (the 'geek page' or something), and they got rid of that in '96.

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    17. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by jrumney · · Score: 1
      I would expect more than this from Wired

      Let me guess, the last time you read Wired was in 1995, right?

    18. Re:Poor tech article from Wired by singleantler · · Score: 1

      You can also do that on OS X, and using an editor like Emacs you can use a server through FTP just like you would a normal directory. But lets face it, if you're using Emacs, you'd probably find it easier to use another method of publishing files that you all ready know.

      I think since blogging became popular, it's easy for anyone to start something where they can at least cut and paste things on to the web. Now we just need to concentrate on making sure interesting people are doing it.

      --
      "What if they're using IE?" "I've dumbed Mozilla down to cope with it." - BOFH
  18. You'd think they'd know by now. by reaper20 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone else find it funny that "Just use Mozilla" would have taken care of over half of these?

    1. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then they'd have to come up with so many more obscure Star Wars references...

    2. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by ddimas · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was thinking Linux, but OK, I agree.

    3. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the other day I was in a lunchroom conversation and everyone started bitching about popups. Couple of us said "use Mozilla or Firebird." Everyone else acted like someone has just ripped a big fart. Uncomfortable pause, and on to discussions of how best to disable ActiveX scripting.

    4. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Anyone else find it funny that "Just use Mozilla" would have taken care of over half of these?"

      But not the "secure your computer by visiting Windows Update regularly" one...

    5. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by SumDog · · Score: 1

      If everyone used Mozilla, people would design stupid search bars and plugins for mozilla instead and we'd have all the same problems. The popular browsers/operating systems that everyone uses are the ones that are always targeted.

      SumDog

    6. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Unlike Internet Explorer, Mozilla really doesn't have the capabilities built-in to be hijacked like that. No Active-X or anything like that. You'd pretty much have to convince a user to download a file to the hard drive, and then execute it. Or take the source, roll your own version of Mozilla, and then try to convince the users to use it instead of vanilla Mozilla.

    7. Re:You'd think they'd know by now. by adpowers · · Score: 1

      What about XPI or whatever it is called? I installed Enigmail and it installed right through Mozilla. It was pretty neat, I thought.

  19. eep by AEton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    40 Big music, follow the money 8 of 9 adults beyond student age still pay for songs instead of ripping them.

    Some people do both. Way to keep your readers clued, Wired. Remember that the main objection of record labels to "Rip. Mix. Burn" was that they thought "rip" meant "steal" - and Wired seems to like to propagate this fallacy.

    --
    We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    1. Re:eep by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Even worse, propogating the idea that copyright violation is a criminal offense of stealing and theft. The marketting drone of "Don't Steal Music" pasted on t.v. commercials, inside iPod packaging and elsewhere is sickening.

      (P.S. Someone correct me if I am wrong on the civil offense thing for U.S. copyright violations)

    2. Re:eep by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think what the Wired article meant to say was, "Big music, follow the money 8 of 9 adults beyond student age still pay for songs instead of ripping them off ." It's just a badly written sentence that's trying to say, "Record labels overcharge."

    3. Re:eep by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      If the 'damages' exceed a certain amount or the violation is for profit it is criminal, otherwise it is civil.

      --
      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
    4. Re:eep by Altrag · · Score: 1

      No, its a badly written sentence thats trying to say 90% of all big music is geared for the teenager range and that they should be producing more "grown up" music instead of looking for the next brittney or backstreet boys.
      Which of course is entirely against RIAA logic. They follow the idea that "Adults have more money, but most of that isnt -disposable- money". Whereas most teenagers are off flipping burgers for $5 an hour and bringing in the bucks but dont generally have to pay rent/food/etc yet.
      Whether the Wired guy is right or not in the age of downloading (also mostly kids/teenagers) is another question, but thats the main reason (*cough* as I've mostly read in /. stories) the RIAA targets youngsters.

  20. Knighthood for the guy that invented the browser! by jhines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a minute, that has been done.

  21. Drag and Drop Web Publishing? by kantai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move? This was done in Windows 98 and beyond. Ever heard of web folders? It works with both FTP and Webdav. I use it all the time, and it works flawlessly.

    1. Re:Drag and Drop Web Publishing? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      See also: .Mac / iDisk.

  22. Internet is now Commercial by Houn · · Score: 1

    Face it, the Inet just isn't about the free exchange of information anymore. It's about the convenient exchange of your cash for their products.

    IMO, sad as it is, the Internet as we know it is dead. Personally, I'm looking forward to the underground, WiFi Internet that will replace it ;)

    Then again, I've never been known to make an accurate prediction...

    --
    The longer I'm a member of the Human Race, the more I believe Apocalypse is a valid solution.
  23. What does do by i_am_pi · · Score: 5, Funny
    What does do Slashdot readers think of these suggestions
    I do did thinked that the editorers shoulds read the sumbisions more betterly so the grammer is gooder kthx bye
    1. Re:What does do by TMB · · Score: 1

      I think they forgot "bad grammar" among the evils that the Internet needs to be saved from.

      [TMB]

  24. What does this have to do with the Internet? by shagoth · · Score: 2, Informative

    10 Free the handsets

    Right now, GSM does this for anybody who uses GSM. I walked into Gamestop, bought an N-Gage, changed the SIM from my old phone into it and was on the phone immediately.

    Besides, GPRS is cool but dog slow and having more GPRS users won't enhance the Internet particularly.

    1. Re:What does this have to do with the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      You bought an N-Gage. I stopped reading right there. You're obviously a moron, and anything you say must be retarded. Please report to the nearest tall building and jump off it. Thank you.

    2. Re:What does this have to do with the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right now, GSM does this for anybody who uses GSM. I walked into Gamestop, bought an N-Gage, changed the SIM from my old phone into it and was on the phone immediately.
      Hi! I've always wondered who bought the other N-Gage. We should get together and have game cartridge swapping races.
    3. Re:What does this have to do with the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bought an N-Gage
      I'm sorry, run that by me again. You mean someone actually PURCHASED a N-Gage?

    4. Re:What does this have to do with the Internet? by shagoth · · Score: 1

      In my defense. Yes, I did buy and N-Gage. Why? Because it was $199 on a day that I needed to immediately replace my Sony-Ericsson T68i with a device that had feature parity. If you can find a bluetooth capable, GPRS enabled phone for under $200 elsewhere let me know. Further, it's got a speaker phone built in a pretty decent contact manager and calendar. The whole game, mp3, radio thing is weird featuritis on what's an otherwise useful phone.

    5. Re:What does this have to do with the Internet? by singleantler · · Score: 1

      Bluetooth capable and GPRS enabled... Nokia 6310? I don't know what they cost in the States, but I upgraded my old phone to one for 30 with a discount. It doesn't do the whole MP3/radio & game things though.

      --
      "What if they're using IE?" "I've dumbed Mozilla down to cope with it." - BOFH
  25. Vigilantism... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know about the 1.Unleash vigilante justice on spammers suggestion...imagine millions of machines in DDOS battles with quadrillions of bits...The Internet has enough problems already.

  26. Save it from those who are trying to save it by xtermin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, if it ain't broke... Spammers represent a small problem, but "saving the internet" is an approach that's likely to do more harm than good.

    1. Re:Save it from those who are trying to save it by sameyeam · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it's evolved to what it is without a direct plan...anything that begins to imply ownership and control is likely to lead to its downfall.

  27. 92 Turn off your HTML email by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, yes, yes.

    HTML email is an abomination that must be stopped. It's bigger than necessary, it's ugly and it's the spammer's friend.

    John.

    1. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, I agree and you agree - we'd prefer that pretty graphics stay on the web and that email be used for text. The problem is that Joe Average seems absolutely enamored of using all sorts of atrocious fonts, background colors, and blinkenlights in his emails. I receive this things in the course of business all the time, and they make me want to gouge my eyes out.


      The counterpoint to this is that Joe Average seems to respond to HTML emails with large images and huge blinkenlights much better than he responds to plain text. That is actually the primary reason spammers use it - the people saavy enough to prefer text email are exactly the same people who never buy something they receive an unsolicited email about.


      The sad truth is that people are dumb, and people like shiny flashy things (my preciousssss...). Just deal with it. Don't expect them to change just because it would create a positive externality for all of us who use the Internet.

    2. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by scrytch · · Score: 2, Funny

      > HTML email is an abomination that must be stopped. It's bigger than necessary, it's ugly and it's the spammer's friend. ...he says, hyperlinking the word "abomination".

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    3. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he didn't e-mail his comment to you, did he?

      Oh, that's right. He posted it ON THE WEB, a medium designed WITH HYPERLINKING IN MIND!

      Douchebag.

    4. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, and of course email couldn't *possibly* have any use for hyperlinks.

      With all due respect, I like my HTML mail. Why? For the same reason that I like HTML websites, or real word processing software over Notepad, or PDF files instead of plaintext.

    5. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, let's get rid of html in e-mails.

      Instead let's come up with a new, different markup language. No pictures. Everything should be plugins instead. If you need a graphic, use a plugin.

      What? Worried that the mail recipient won't have the plugin? No problem. Enhance the e-mail standard such that the plugin executable is included as part of the e-mail message.

      What's that you say? Incompatible executable formats? Nonsense. Everyone uses Windows.

      The DRM system can keep track of which plugins were used to display your incomming e-mail and charge you accordingly.

      This is a great plan....
      • A new advanced markup language is created
      • No more ugly text only messages!!!! Guaranteed attractive mail!!!
      • E-mail messages will look better, therefore they must
        • be more important
        • have more intelligent content
      • Plugin developer's benefit
      • Microsoft benefits
      • bandwidth providers benefit
      • vendors of various parts of the e-mail infrastructure benefit from upgrades
      • Spammers benefit
      • Spam recipients benefit from more attractive spam
      In short, everyone benefits.
      --

      Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
    6. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yes, and of course email couldn't *possibly* have any use for hyperlinks.


      What's wrong with just sending the URL? There's no need to add the HTML. It's not as though it's impossible for a MUA to recognise a URL and to allow you to click on it.

      Its twats like you who fuck up the Internet for everyone else.
    7. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "What's wrong with just sending the URL? There's no need to add the HTML. It's not as though it's impossible for a MUA to recognise a URL and to allow you to click on it."

      First, Opera 7 is the first email reader I've used with that ability. (Out of Evolution, Mozilla Mail, and a couple others.)

      Second, I can turn that around and say "what's wrong with just putting the url into the webpage"? The answer is that sometimes (like the example in the root of this thread) it's nice to put a link in with the text different from the URL.

      Third, what about other HTML tags? Bold, italic, size, etc.? They are useful in mail as well. Links are just one example.

      "Its twats like you who fuck up the Internet for everyone else."

      Thank you, thank you very much.

      Seriously, what's stopping you from ignoring HTML mail then? It should be even easier for a mail reader to strip HTML tags then it would be to recognize a URL. You could then view HTML mail as plain text with tags, plain text without tags, or rich HTML. Voila, you have removed a large portion of the drawbacks of HTML mail without forcing people to your view.

    8. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "HTML email is an abomination that must be stopped. It's bigger than necessary, it's ugly and it's the spammer's friend."

      Which turns out to be pretty damned useful as a filter. "if HTML and not from a known Hotmail account then delete"

    9. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      ditto.

      Found a neat way around the problem though, I use a text mailer (pine or mutt).
      99.9% of emails come through just fine, the other .1% I'm probably better of not reading anyway :-)

      oh, and add a link to http://www.fsf.org/philosophy/no-word-attachment s.html to your .sig

    10. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      > First, Opera 7 is the first email reader I've used with that ability. (Out of Evolution, Mozilla Mail, and a couple others.)

      Huh? Maybe in your parallel universe that's true, but in this one, the only mail apps I've seen that *don't* support this are pine and AOL. I use clickable links in Mozilla Mail all the time.

      Second, I can turn that around and say "what's wrong with just putting the url into the webpage"? The answer is that sometimes (like the example in the root of this thread) it's nice to put a link in with the text different from the URL.

      I can get by without it in my mail, thanks.

      Third, what about other HTML tags? Bold, italic, size, etc.? They are useful in mail as well. Links are just one example.

      No they're not. You don't think somebody hasn't come up with a way to handle these issues within the last... um... *decade* or two?

      links -> clickable URLs
      bold -> *bold*
      italic -> /italic/
      underline -> _underline_
      paragraphs -> \n\n
      quoted text -> >
      size - learn to use your email client's preferences, dumbass

      > It should be even easier for a mail reader to strip HTML tags then it would be to recognize a URL.

      You do realise that Outlook takes "G'day Zontar" (12 bytes) and turns it into about 800 bytes, don't you? And it doesn't matter how it gets filtered on my end, the problem is that *I still have to download it and I don't want to*.

      Read my lips: Bandwidth. Is. Not. Free. And. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Have. To. Download. Your. Excess. Crap. Like. HTML. Tags. And. Embedded. Images/Scripts/Plugins/Etc. !!!.

      In addition, simply getting rid of all HTML email would enhance the Internet's security and privacy quotient by about 75%. No more Web beacons. No more little ActiveX horrors hiding in OBJECT tags. No more scripts trying to remote-load Trojans into invisible IFRAMEs.

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    11. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      Here's my favorite argument against HTML email. (don't forget to view the source)

    12. Re:92 Turn off your HTML email by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "links -> clickable URLs
      bold -> *bold*
      italic -> /italic/
      underline -> _underline_
      paragraphs -> \n\n
      quoted text -> >
      size - learn to use your email client's preferences, dumbass"

      I have never seen a program actually render these as you say. But yes, I use them quite frequently. As for text size, I suppose my email client is supposed to randomly guess which parts I want bigger or smaller than which other parts...

      (And again, I could turn that around and say "let's use these tags for webpages instead of B, I, etc.")

      "You do realise that Outlook takes "G'day Zontar" (12 bytes) and turns it into about 800 bytes, don't you?"

      That seems like an Outlook problem, not an HTML mail problem. Though a quick test with Mozilla puts the total size at 933 bytes, so I dunno. But I don't know of a reason that simply adding a HTML, BODY, and PAR tag around it wouldn't work, and that's only 17 bytes more.

      "And it doesn't matter how it gets filtered on my end, the problem is that *I still have to download it and I don't want to*."

      Maybe that could be an improvement on the POP protocol (if it doesn't already exist); only download the non-HTML version of messages by default.

      "Read my lips: Bandwidth. Is. Not. Free. And. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Have. To. Download. Your. Excess. Crap. Like. HTML. Tags. And. Embedded. Images/Scripts/Plugins/Etc. !!!."

      And I would have been quite happy without downloading the 18 or so extra bytes taken up by periods there... ;-)

      But seriously, again, a "download only plaintext" command for POP servers could be nice. That would solve the problem as it directly relates to you, unless of course you run your own POP server. As for images, the suggestions I've seen for how to include them have been by attachments, so you won't really get around that at all even if HTML mail completely ceases to be. I'm pretty sure images that are loaded off the web can be supressed in essentially every email client with a HTML viewer, so if anything you're making a savings here.

      "In addition, simply getting rid of all HTML email would enhance the Internet's security and privacy quotient by about 75%. No more Web beacons. No more little ActiveX horrors hiding in OBJECT tags. No more scripts trying to remote-load Trojans into invisible IFRAMEs."

      That would be nice, but I'd question the benefit to you in this area if HTML mail disappeared. You'd probably get less virus-laden emails, but at least judging from the content of my inbox and what I get as spam, viruses are overshadowed by advertisements. I don't think the latter would decrease any, though they *might* be able to filter a bit easier.

      The poster at the root of this thread linked to a page describing the evils of HTML mail. The author complianed about this very problem, and said that he maintains the spammer's compendium or something similar in which he gives many of the tricks that spammers use to thwart filters. He claimed that 80% wouldn't exist without HTML mail. I went through the list, and I put it at about 60%. I divided the techniques into three categories, which turned out to be almost equal. About 1/3 were, as far as I could tell, not at all related to HTML. Another third were, but the techniques could be thwarted by doing nothing more than what I suggested above: strip the HTML tags (and convert > stuff to >). The remainder are caused by HTML and would not be fixed by the above method, though possibly by some other method. All in the last category are "rare".

  28. Slashdot Effect by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 0

    How about lower the result of the Slashdot Effect?

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    RoadkillBunny
  29. Forgot one.. by daddy+norcal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    101. Forget about RealPlayer

  30. Internet tech issues will be self healing.. by morelife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is, technologists will figure out technical problems without legislative intervention. As in the Verisign com/net wildcard fiasco.

    But the Internet regulatory issues will not take care of themselves.

    The regulatory issues are what require our attention most, so if you're a voter, write your representatives whenever you can help further their understanding -- for issues on DRM, SPAM legislation, email and internet access taxation, ISP customer privacy issues etc. Support the EFF - visiting their pages will give you ideas - they make it easy through their Action Center to contact your elected representatives, and educate visitors on the fine points of the issues at hand.

    Look at the pharmaceutical industry and its utter control of America's lawmaking process -- where ever there's a profit to be made you'll see some heavy lobbying done by corporations.

  31. Stop with the jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we get the one about French military victories one more time, we're going to come over and unplug you personally.

    Okay, I surrender! Please don't hurt me.

  32. Re:getting rid of spammers by October_30th · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The current tactic of ignoring spam "in the hope it will go away"

    Well, why not crack down on it on multiple fronts. Target the morons buying into spam by advertisements showing how stupid it is and create an effective, international anti-spam effort.

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  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  34. url by geekBass · · Score: 1, Insightful

    38 Simplify URLs Why can't http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail//03755 02904/qid=1068751824/sr=12-8/103-2810600-6302246?v =glance&s=books be amazon/wolf/wired?

    This guy obviously hasn't done any web programming.

    1. Re:url by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      obviously you haven't as well if you think long URL containing that many arguments are necessary

    2. Re:url by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      Long URLs let you easily bookmark shit. POST data, session stuff, whatever else, don't. That in mind, how many books does amazon carry? Millions maybe? You need 6 digits for that. How many customers? Millions? 6 more digits. Unique orders? Millions? 6 more digits. How much other identifying data that might be needed to bookmark a page? Add more parameters. It piles up real quickly.

    3. Re:url by vruba · · Score: 1

      Well, "/wolf/wired" is short enough that it would be ambiguous, but I agree completely with the sentiment. mod_rewrite all the way, man.

      When every Amazon URI I can remember had "exec/obidos" in it, there's obviously some redundancy. ISBNs are near-universal book addresses, and (at the moment) they're 10 digits, but Amazon is making me look at "exec/obidos/tg/detail//03755 02904/qid=1068751824/sr=12-8/103-2810600-6302246" = 77 characters, and that's leaving out the "www." and the reasonable query string.

      There are 36 alphanumeric characters (so we're not even counting /, =, etc.), and 36^77 is 68437251422602946514698890166699222907622494972995 29009512147947683368878710518963676135121221268151 26166485053049143296. Does Amazon have that many products? Does it have a millionth that many products? A billionth? A trillionth?

      No? So why is it making me haul around that many characters? Web programming my foot.

    4. Re:url by spazoid12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, this guy obviously hasn't actually tried it...

      http://www.amazon.com/wolf/wired

      Sucker...

    5. Re:url by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      "/wolf/wired" is short, true, and therefore presents namespace issues. Even though this same example conveys a hierarchy notion, path, the namespace issue is not really resolved. Some people want shorter URLs so that they can be guessed... what seems obvious should work. That would never be the case with all the products Amazon offers. Therefore, the Search & Browse features are the user's best bets.

      Also, Amazon does not use mod_rewrite for it's short-urls support. It uses a different approach that allows for configuration/removal of short-urls without hup'ing any servers, and allows non-techy folks in the company to edit them using an internal tool.

      Amazon never intended to expose all products via short-urls. The short-urls feature (things like www.amazon.com/rocks, www.amazon.com/football, www.amazon.com/wolf/wired (which *does* work)) exist for specific reasons. Sometimes just fun, sometimes strategic, sometimes for payment, etc.

      You have to consider who benefits from shorter URLs. Users can just bookmark stuff. Who cares if it's long? OK, maybe when you're typing in from a magazine (and Paul Boutin published an incorrect longer URL, tsk tsk). Maybe because pasting into IM or email works better with shorter URLs (read more on this below). But, Amazon has specific reasons for those URL elements. The session ID, the ref-tag, etc. Is Amazon making you haul around that many characters? Maybe... so what? For most sites, URLs are designed for specific needs of the web site...so that it works; not entirely because of the preferences of the user (although that is sometimes taken into consideration).

      ISBN numbers are 10 digits. OK, so? Amazon sell way more than books. The Amazon product ID is known as ASIN. It is also 10 digits and encompasses far more than all ISBN numbers. If you want to memorize just 10 digits, then by all means...please do! Here's what you do- remember this pattern: www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/xxxxxxxxxx (where xxxxxxxxxx is the 10-digit ASIN). That's it. The /o/ is a shortcut for /exec/obidos/ and /ASIN/ routes through dispatch code so just provide the 10 digit number (easily found in the URL or on every product detail page). How long is that? 32 chars, including the "www.".

      So, back to the problem of pasting an Amazon URL into an email or IM chat. I totally agree. It's obnoxious to copy the raw URL. Also, it's a nuisance to manually abbreviate the URL as I described above. Using the "email this to a friend" feature does not help you in pasting into your email or IM chat, etc. So, I predict :) that there may soon be an abbreviated URL link on Amazon product detail pages. Then you'll just right-click & copy the abbreviated URL for your pasting pleasure.

    6. Re:url by geekBass · · Score: 1

      No? So why is it making me haul around that many characters? Web programming my foot.

      Well, the point is that there can be many reasons why you would have tons of query parameters in the url. It is totally application specific so I can't comment about Amazon in particular but if you had the slightest idea, the 77 characters you mentioned have parameter name, values and context path information encoded into it. All 77 characters do not represent a product. It's not a simple case of 36^77 characters. For example, you can have user id, session id (to support disabled cookies), product id and other information you may have collected.

  35. How about 4 ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. Bust up Microsoft -> Software Industry reborn -> Save Internet and technology in general
    2. Bust up local telcos -> flat worldwide voice @ $10/mo & Korean-style (10+ mbps) unlimited data @ $20/mo -> Save Internet with new & exciting high bandwidth applications
    3. Bust up large ISPs (and keep Tier 1 & 2 ISPs from merging any further) -> Save Internet from looming per-packet charges & built-in censorship, usage restrictions and AOLification
    4. Bust up Big Cable & Big Telly -> abandon channel model in favor of net-borne VOD -> Save Internet with a great high-bandwidth application that everybody uses.
    5. Bust up RIAA & MPAA -> Get more, better-quality content for AOD/VOD streaming.

  36. Build a .sex red-light district by DeepRedux · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Icann, the committee that assigns top-level Internet domains, refuses to create an adult zone that can easily be kept from kids' eyes. Porn won't disappear, so deal with it.
    If a .sex TLD was created it would not keep porn from kids eyes unless porn was removed from .com and all other TLDs. This would require heavy dose of regulation. Just try to define what content has to go in into .sex would be just about impossible.

    Many the intention is to just allow porn in .sex and also in .com. This may lead to some sites duplicating content in both TLDs, but why would a porn site abandon .com for .sex voluntarily? What do they have from making their sites easier to block?

    1. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I think removing porn from .com would be part of the plan.

      Making their sites easier to block is for the benefit of, as always, the children.

      Yes, kids will find porn. Older ones. Older than, say, 13. It's the 6-year-olds that people really worry about.

      As for what I would put in .sex, um, the sites that require a credit card for access.

    2. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by bathmatt · · Score: 1

      but why would a porn site abandon .com for .sex voluntarily? Why do people put up port sites? To make money mostly.. Who pays for these sites, people with credit cards and such, most of those people don't have parents who would/can block those sites. Now, what this won't stop is stuff like redirection sites like www.whitehouse.com vs .gov but in general I think it is a good idea.

    3. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      They get a wider audience and more respect.

      For a good analogy--how many stores would carry playboy/penthouse if they didn't cover it with those little black plastic baggies so only people who were legally allowed to buy porn could have it.

      I'd think the pron sites that are making money (the ones with memberships) would jump at the chance to have a domain to themselves that could be easily filtered--far lower potential for "My little johnny saw filth on your site! Sue!"-type lawsuits.

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    4. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by autarkeia · · Score: 1

      They have the ability to self-regulate as an industry rather than be regulated from above. One of my clients is a porn company and they are worried about Aschcroft, et al, raiding them yet again. They really do try to keep themselves out of trouble, and yet trouble finds them. If they had a dot-sex domain and some kid got there they could just give the finger to the instituion or parent who was moronic enough to not block it.

      In most cities porn stores can only be way out in the boondocks or a certain distance from residences and schools. Someone could try to set up shop next to a school, but the authorities would shut them down. If they go where they know they won't be harmed, they stand a much better chance of being left alone. dot-sex would act more as a protective measure for the companies than anything else-- a red-light district for the net.

    5. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They get a wider audience and more respect.

      Yes, I can see it now...

      "Ewww, that guy just crapped in the mouth of the woman having anal sex with the donkey!"

      "Oh wait, they have a .sex TLD! Wow, I respect them now!"

    6. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah! Great idea.

      Of course, with the porn sites easy to find, we wouldn't need the rest of the internet ...

    7. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by damiam · · Score: 1
      As for what I would put in .sex, um, the sites that require a credit card for access.

      So not, for example, any of these sites? There's a lot of "inappropriate" material out there that doesn't require a CC#.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    8. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF kind of sites are you visiting?

    9. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you consider any of those links as porn then can I suggest that you buy yourself a pair of boxing gloves.

    10. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They get a wider audience"

      You do realise you've just invited someone to post the goatse.cx link.

    11. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Those contain child-inappropriate material, to be sure (although I couldn't get the first link to load), but if they don't charge money for access, there's less incentive for them to aggressively market. You're less likely to "stumble" upon them. Heck, if you google for goatse.cx, you don't even get goatse.cx on the first page! They also look like they might be harder to trace than someone who has to show up on a credit card bill.

      I had a "semi-hentai" Sailor Moon site up and running when I was 17 (about 7 years ago). I actually think my ISP _didn't_ have a "no porn" clause at the time, or maybe they just didn't bother to do anything about it once I went over 1GB of traffic a month and they got to start charging me for bandwidth. Is that something I would've put in a .sex domain? Probably not. But if someone happened to stumble across it, what were they going to do? Say they didn't see the warning page? And what were they going to do? Sue me for my allowance? I didn't have a whole lot to lose.

      The .sex domain seems like a good idea for legit porn businesses who don't want to randomly get sued and who have assets worth suing over. Not to mention the fact that, if most porn was taken off the other domains, it'd make anti-porn software a lot easier to write.

    12. Re:Build a .sex red-light district by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      *blink* I was thinking "respect" as in "we don't have to keep trying to legislate internet porn out of existence, it's easy to filter away from my kids now".

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  37. Great post by Swai · · Score: 0

    The internet should be a self regulatory entity else we will end with politicians doing stupid decisions for it, like Chirac banning muslims scarfs from schools or be a puppet like new Canada's prime minister (you can see the strings in his face), even Bush with dinosaurs politics telling him what to do, don't let anyone choose for you else you'll end buying .99 cent crap burgers because someone says is good for your health.

    The internet is the last resource for freedom, don't defend it like it is and we will loose it.

    My spare change...

  38. Educate Joe Sixpack by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The computer is not yet an appliance, don't treat it like a microwave
    Your 2 GHz Athlon is not obsolete when the 2.1 GHz one comes out
    The Microsoft is not the Internet
    WWW is not the Internet
    Nigerians are not that generous
    MS' Passport is _not_ handy
    A $300 rebate on 3 years of AOL is not "free"
    The case of your computer is not "the CPU"
    Downloading those MP3s from Kazaa is almost certainly illegal
    MS Office is NOT the gold standard for Office Suites that some make it out to be

    Save the Internet? That's like 'saving the Planet'. The Internet will be there regardless of the S/N ratio on it. Save the people FROM the Internet, the new, spammy, MSN-y, pointy-clicky Internet.

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    1. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by starcraftsicko · · Score: 1
      The case of your computer is not "the CPU"
      At least the case of the computer always contains the CPU... What really irks me is when people call it "the MODEM"
    2. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by W2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd have to agree wholeheartedly with you that Joe Sixpack needs to be taught these things. However, I feel the need to point out that:

      Your 2 GHz Athlon is not obsolete when the 2.1 GHz one comes out - Joe Sixpack does NOT think this way, however computer geeks with too much money, rich parents or an unhealthy fanaticism with having the hottest hardware on the block just so they can use 10% of its potential performance playing Counter-Strike, do.

      WWW is not the Internet - while true, do we really need the poor computer illiterates' heads being bogged down by having to understand there's more to the Internet than what is prefixed with http://? Frankly, the less of them come to pollute IRC (as an example among many), the better. Who, me, elitist?

      Nigerians are not that generous - people who fall for nigerian scams have it coming to begin with. I knew those e-mails were scams from the minute I set eyes on them and I don't understand how anyone with a shred of common sense could. Anyway, while certainly something Joe Sixpack may need to be told, this could be better said as the more general: "If anything seems to be too good to be true, it always is."

      Downloading those MP3s... is definitely legal in some countries. Don't assume everyone lives in the US, please.

      MS Office is NOT the gold standard... maybe not "the" gold standard, but the de facto standard it is - why else would the OpenOffice folks put so much effort into copying every aspect of it? Putting licensing and pricing issues aside, there is certainly no better Office package for Windows on the market at the moment - and yes, I know OpenOffice is making great strides, and even has advantages over MS Office in some areas (for one thing, I prefer OO's equation editor) but it is NOT yet up to Office's standards in every way that counts to mr. Sixpack.

      --
      Quality, performance, value; you get only two, and you don't always get to pick.
    3. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by dizzyduck · · Score: 1
      The case of your computer is not "the CPU"

      Or the "Hard Drive"

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    4. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to hear "hard drive" all the time from my family.. especially the older ones..

      as in, "so i put the cd in the hard drive"..

    5. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by 3V1LDaemon · · Score: 1

      The case of your computer is not "the CPU"

      No, it's not. It's "the modem".

    6. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Alucard454 · · Score: 1

      actually, i usually get "hard drive"

      --
      education
      That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
      ~a.bierce
    7. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by k4_pacific · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its true, the average Joe's understanding of computers is pretty poor. Consider the following actual exchanges I've had with people:

      1. Best Buy
      Me: Does this [digital] camera come with drivers for Linux?
      Clerk: The drivers are for the camera and should work with any operating system.
      Me: Goodbye

      2. AOL vs. Internet
      Name Withheld #1: If I switch from AOL, can I still buy stuff on Amazon.com?

      3. A virus
      Me: Hello?
      Name Withheld #2: Mike, I think my computer has a virus.
      Me: Why do you say that?
      NW2: It says something about a disk error whenever I turn it on.
      Me: Take the floppy out of the A: drive.
      NW2: Wow! It works now! Thanks!

      4. Giving away my old computer
      Me: You can have this old Pentium.
      Name Withheld #3: I don't need that part. I just need a screen and a keyboard to type letters and stuff.
      Me: Yeah, but this is what makes it all work.
      NW3: Oh, right.

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      Unknown host pong.
    8. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Alucard454 · · Score: 1

      yea, just realized how redundant that comment was, sue me. :P

      --
      education
      That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
      ~a.bierce
    9. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by MyFourthAccount · · Score: 1

      Downloading those MP3s... is definitely legal in some countries. Don't assume everyone lives in the US, please.

      Please enlighten us which countries those are exactly? Practically every western country has copyright laws _very_ similar to the US.

      There's no need to get into the whole debate over who is responsible or whatever, but at the end of the day, if you end up with a copied version of a song and you did not pay for it, it is in most countries likely to be illegal.

      Yes there are exception, yes some musicians are fine with it, yes whatever. Let's be honest and realistic for once for fucks sake.

    10. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

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    11. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by natrius · · Score: 1

      Nigerians are not that generous

      I'm Nigerian, and I like to think I'm pretty damn generous. I'm pretty sure that if my dad died and I had to get his secret stash of money out of Nigeria, I'd give some of the money to whoever helped me. If you'd be interested in helping me in the future, please reply with your email address. Thank you.

    12. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by WhoCouldItBe · · Score: 1

      5. Monitors
      Store clerk (enthusiastically): You can't buy a monior with a higher dot pitch!

      *sigh*

    13. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway.
      You can download music and movies until Norway accepts the new Infosoc/WIPO directives through ECC.

    14. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your 2 GHz Athlon is not obsolete when the 2.1 GHz one comes out"

      Only if joe sixpack thought this way....cuase then id be able to get new systems every few months for cheap, imagine joe buying that $600 new 2.1 GHz AMD finacing their fabs meaning when i buy their slightly slower 1.9GHz ill get it for $50 seeing how AMD has made all the profit and fab cost they need, it would porbaly overclock to 2.5 too!

    15. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      Educate the users????
      Are you insane?
      If you do that, they might start to ask questions about
      "whose rights is DRM protecting anyway" or
      "who is being asked to trust whom" in "trusted computing", or even
      How much foes this "free" internet connection actually cost?
      Big companies have a LOT to gain from an ignorant consumer base. Competing on the quality of your marketing department is MUCH easier than competing on the quality of your PRODUCT.
      </rant>

    16. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1
      "Your 2 GHz Athlon is not obsolete when the 2.1 GHz one comes out - Joe Sixpack does NOT think this way,"

      Sure he does. Joe doesn't buy the new 2.1GHz, it's true, but he does get very, very angry. He shouts about it at the store and at parties.

      "If anything seems to be too good to be true, it always is."

      Really? So, suppose you tell someone in Somalia that if they live in Canada, doctors will treat you for free, you can get more money just asking people on the street for a few hours than you can earn in Somalia in two weeks, that your chance of being shot or raped is virtually nil...

      The question of whether something sounds too good to be true is a matter of a person's expectations. Telling someone to simply trust their expectations is exactly the wrong thing. Then, if their expectations are incorrect, they'll fall for things. What they need is generalized skepticism, even about things that seem perfectly reasonable.

    17. Re:Educate Joe Sixpack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe Sixpack lives in the USA. Who gives a shit about Somalia. Duh.

  39. Do Not Fear Spammers, Fear Corporate. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    I believe that at this point, there is no way to "save" the Internet from spammers. And I would like to advance, perhaps now it is not the spammers we need to fear, but Corporate Borg Beings that have decided the Internet belongs to them. Perhaps it is time to build a "new" Internet, and define the rules of "ownership".

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  40. reinstate peer-to-peer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest problem facing the Internet is the decline of direct peer-to-peer communication. Proxies, firewalls, NAT, cable modems, Microsoft, etc, all are working to break peer-to-peer communication. Perhaps IPv6 will help to fix the problem from a technological end. But what will fix the broken policy decisions by corporate service providers?

  41. MOD PARENT -1 FRENCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or should I say Fremch?

  42. 68: President Schwarzenegger by Jetson · · Score: 1

    Sorry to burst their bubble, but Ahhhnold will never be PotUS. He meets most of the requirements (citizenship, age, residency, marriage into political family) but fails the "where were you born" test. It would take a constitutional ammendment to open the doors of the White House to immigrants.

    1. Re:68: President Schwarzenegger by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen Demolition Man? Congress will pass the "Schwarzenegger Amendment", and will become president just before the franchise wars

    2. Re:68: President Schwarzenegger by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Ah. There you fail to see the genius of the Schwarzenegger strategy. He only has to be a natural born citizen at the time of the election. What's that you say, he can't be born another time, over here?

      Not needed. Austria simply has to become part of the United States.

      Unlikely? I must agree. But this is perfect, it can be Commando II, a new big-budget political documentary. He single-handedly invades Austria, conquers it, installs himself as dictator. The box office revenue goes to fund his future presidential campaign. In the meantime, he petitions for statehood on behalf of Austria, overseas the ratification of a state constitution.

      Now, as soon as Austria is state #51, he is set. Having been born there, in a bonafide state, he is eligible.

      Oh. And btw, even Richard Dawson or Carl Weathers will be a state gov next (not sure which)... ;)

    3. Re:68: President Schwarzenegger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a minor problem with the plan: Austria is part of the EU. You can't even get into Austria without marching through (or flying over) other EU countries. So, to carry out your plan, the US will probably have to take over the whole EU. Not that I've got anything against that.

  43. Unfortunately, by aml666 · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can think of is the loss of anonymity. This coupled with logging of hops (from/to) would pretty much end most of these problems... IMHO.

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  44. #1 entry is stupid as hell by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "1 Unleash vigilante justice on spammers One activist has proposed filters that launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers. Great. Just make sure we have the right addresses first."

    Yeah, that's a real smart idea. *sigh* Do I dare even read the rest of the list if THAT is #1? ... continuing down list ...

    I think some of these things are ideas by someone who doesn't understand technology. Check this one out:

    12 Make email addresses portable

    Yeah, whatever. I've taken my email address with me through several ISPs. Are they suggesting something stupid like taking your @aol.com address with you to some other ISP? Ugh. There's so many things wrong with that one I won't even bother listing them.

    Many of the ideas contradict each other, also, which is interesting.

    #92 should the the One Rule for Everyone who sends email. Everyone. Yes, this means YOU!

  45. Unleash vigilante justice on spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Unleash vigilante justice on spammers"

    I thought "OH YEAH this sounds like my way of thinking"

    Then the lame duck goes on to say: launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers

    Sorry to rain on your parade, but REALLY PEOPLE? WTF are they going to do to such a mean, vicous attack? Use another open relay, that's what!

    I say we get them where it really hurts, the upper limbs! Publish their home address, and I'll demonstrate my ideas of "vigilante justice" ! (I'm a nice geek, very nice, but my dark side Mr Hyde is conjured by email spam, shame it's not the hulk!)

  46. eyecon0meter spikes: there can be only won? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    couldn't help but try to ascertain why i had to have windose to run this 'linus' box?

    This Linux operating system-based machine, at $499 for a 120-gigabyte model (and $399 for 80GB), is designed to be idiot-proof. I've tried earlier such inventions and they were frustratingly complex.

    The Mirra's interface is uncluttered. And it works in the background, keeping all the folders you've marked for backup current even as you change their contents. (Mirra stores the eight most recent versions of each file.)

    The initial version I tested wasn't fast -- the company admits it takes about 30 minutes to transfer a gigabyte of data, and I needed eight minutes to restore a 220MB file to a new location. But the Mirra didn't fail me in a month of testing.

    And Mirra Inc. promises that version 1.1, due out Jan. 8, will be faster and even easier to use.

    The basic requirements:

    --A home network with a persistent high-speed Internet connection.

    --Windows 2000 or Windows XP operating system.

    --A network router or hub with an available Ethernet port.

    After plugging in the Mirra, you install its software on the computers you want to back up. That can include any laptops you take on the road. This feature I loved, as Mirra worked fine over a Wi-Fi wireless connection.

  47. Self-installing Adware? by Marillion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Block self-installing adware for good

    Too bad more often than not its users who are social engineered to click "Ok" and authorise windows to install it.

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    This is a boring sig
    1. Re:Self-installing Adware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other day I was running an upgrade on a Win2K box so I was logged in as Administrator. I was browsing a theme site in one window and typing a message in Notepad in another. The moment before I pressed [ENTER] on a line, a Lycos search assist popup appeared, grabbed input focus and the software installed itself when, purely by accident because of the timing of the popup, I pressed Enter on the popup. There was no other confirmation or chance of aborting. This was really annoying for many reasons: 1) it was a master image for some machine deployments. 2) It took up another row of screen real estate on an 800x600 monitor. 3) The god damned thing wouldn't uninstall.

      There was no uninstall, zapping registry keys did nothing, and the damn thing wouldn't stay shut off. I ended up sending a nasty email to Lycos tech support who then directed me to the ClearSearch website for the download of an uninstall tool. Do I trust ClearSearch? Hell no. I ended up having to reinstall the image because I couldn't be sure that all traces of the software were gone.

      Lycos is evil.

    2. Re:Self-installing Adware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm... don't use IE. Duh.

    3. Re:Self-installing Adware? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

      "Somewhere in Texas, there's a village missing its idiot"

      Hmm, where in Texas is Bush from? Sorry, I couldn't help it. :)

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      Ah am not a crook! (\(-__-)/)
  48. Observations by pete-classic · · Score: 1
    68 Write to President Schwarzenegger When he gets to Washington in, oh, 2012, maybe he can terminate the legislation that mandates insane fixes for digital piracy.


    Maybe this was supposed to be a joke. (They are so much easier to spot when they are funny.) If not, let's all try to recall where he was born . . .

    96 Blanket airports with Wi-Fi There are more Centrino ads than hot spots. How about covering check-in lines, gates, baggage claim, and the restrooms. [Emphasis added.]


    I'm sure I don't have to tell this croud why this is a bad idea. We, after all, know why the Internet (and all technology) was invented.

    -Peter
  49. Exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    data

    not noise

  50. That's Easy by craXORjack · · Score: 1

    Convert the whole internet to tokenring, then we could all filter anything we find objectionable. Never mind that ping latency would be measured in geological time.

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    Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
  51. Guess What? by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    #0. The internet works great! Don't touch it!

    1. Re:Guess What? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That's rather naieve. I think everyone who was trying to use the internet while Slammer was clogging-up the pipes, or when several of the Root DNS's were attacked, would say that the internet infrastructure could use a little work.

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    2. Re:Guess What? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Since no one listened to your advice,

      #0.A: The Internet is starting to suck. Stop touching it!

  52. Re:getting rid of spammers by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, morons won't learn (that's why they're morons). So, the goal is to just make spamming unprofitable. Imagine a bunch of perl scripts identifying spam, auto-composing semi-random replies, and getting spammers to the point where they'll have to develop anti-spam-reply software :-)

  53. Grow a brain? by Ceyan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    99% of all Spam, and malacious attacks can be stopped by anyone with a brain. Easiest way is to enforce a law that states if you don't run some approved method of controlling spam/malacious attacks and you complain about it, you're ass has to pay a fine.

    It's not like it's all that difficult, just running a personal firewall blocks nearly any attack that anyone would bother to run against a personal computer. The people with the knowledge, skills, and motivation to exploit a computer at a regular home wouldn't bother with it, because there is very little worthwhile on most home computers.

    As for spam, there are tons of options available to stop spam. If you don't want to go through the minor trouble to install your own software to stop spam, use a service like SpamInspector, where all your e-mail is routed through their servers which contain spam inspecint software. They judge whats spam and what isn't, and you get the non-spam, and if you think you're missing a e-mail because it was blocked, you can check your logs and have that sender be approved for sending you e-mail.

    Finally, have a free AV program (unless you want to pay for the extra services that pay AV programs offer) set to auto-scan your machine on a daily schedule using background resources.

    Literally, 30 minutes of work and you're nearly spam free with a nearly neglible chance of being hacked. It's not perfect, it's definitely not 100%, but it's incredibly easy and stops most problems.

    1. Re:Grow a brain? by SumDog · · Score: 1

      The spam program my university drops a lot of non-spam incoming mail. A lot of home users really don't understand how to setup a simple spam-filter much less a firewall (which is why in WinXP service pack 2, it comes on by default). However, firewalls shouldn't be a solution for poorly written software.

      As far as spam is concerned, companies wouldn't send out spam if they weren't making money. There was an older slashdot article about the return rates on spam. It's pretty small, but it's there, and SPAM doesn't cost a damn thing.

      The fact that people even suggest taxing email to stop spammers is ludicrous. It shows the ignorance of people and their total lack of understanding of the Internet and the email protocol.

      The biggest reason we've lost the spam war is people not only look at, but buy stuff advertised by spam. As long as these people exist and contribute to our gene pool, or we keep using SMTP, we're gonna have spam.

      Sumdog

    2. Re:Grow a brain? by Ceyan · · Score: 1

      A) I said we should have a fine for complaining if we weren't running an approved piece of software just for so that people would go out and learn how to use firewalls and spam filtering software.

      B) Yes, there is a return on spam, but you said it yourself, sending spam really doesn't cost anything (I imagine with the current setup there is an admin overhead because companies have third parties send out spam, but that's not a nessecary cost), so even if there was no return on spam, spam would still be there. Even if there is no return, that doesn't mean there won't ever be a return, so they'll keep sending it because it's free (or at least cheap as hell) to do so.

  54. odd, to say the leased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some kind of corepirate nazi mindphuking/last gasper hostage grab?

  55. Porn Browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Reset Safari" feature is your friend. Deletes everything.

  56. Wasted bandwidth by SumDog · · Score: 1

    It's sad how much bandwidth is wasted to both spam and politics. The system administrator at my university once told me that 70% of inbound email was being dropped as SPAM.

    Another problem is politics. Napster back in the day didn't waste a whole lot of bandwidth since it used centralized servers. However, since they got shot down, people have moved to protocols like Gnutella which, although provide decentralization, are a horrible waste of bandwidth.

    Now with the RIAA suing people, tacking them via Gnutella, programmers are trying to develop other protocols which attempt to preserve IP anonymity. Bitttorrent is actually one of the few new technologies that does an excellent job of this, however it's being used more as P2P software, something it really wasn't designed do it.

    And before all you people start blaming Microsoft, remember it was the open computer community that didn't add security to SMTP as well as the mess that is the DNS protocol.

    As far as "saving" the Internet is concerned, yes the commercialization of it has killed a lot of it's research usages, however the advent of things like weblogs and independent news sites (like slashdot) have helped add a level of depth and global community. The cost: lots of wasted bandwith from spam and lots of security issues.

    Hopefully the Internet2 will have a better chance of utilizing bandwidth with it's QoS protocols, returning the Internet to what it was designed for: a high speed network between universities and government agencies from which to conduct research and relay information.

    SumDog

    1. Re:Wasted bandwidth by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1
      programmers are trying to develop other protocols which attempt to preserve IP anonymity. Bitttorrent is actually one of the few new technologies that does an excellent job of this, however it's being used more as P2P software, something it really wasn't designed do it.

      BitTorrent makes no attempt to preserve IP anonymity. If anything, it's centralized tracker works more like napster. It's great for serving up large files on limited bandwidth, but was never intended to be anonymous.
    2. Re:Wasted bandwidth by sirsnork · · Score: 1

      Hold on there. Blaming the "open computer community" for not adding security to SMTP and DNS is like blaming the Model T Ford for all the poution in the world. Back when these protocols were invented it wasn't even concieved security could be a requirement, not to mention hey didn't have the processing power to do it in most cases.

      The problem in my opinion is that these protocols were designed too well. They should have become overloaded and been replaced with something more appropriate a long time ago.

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    3. Re:Wasted bandwidth by SumDog · · Score: 1

      True, but it is still kinda anonymous. Everyone who downloads is an uploader as well. After you have enough seeds, it's impossible to really tell who the original distributer was.

    4. Re:Wasted bandwidth by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      You know it's odd, but the thing that may protect bittorrent most may actually be that it's not anonymous.

      One of the big complaints about Napster was that there was no good way to control what people shared - the only way to stop any particular song from being spread was to shut down the whole server.

      On the other hand with BT all you need do is takedown the infringing torrent - it's easy to control on a file-by-file basis. In that way it's much more like traditional HTTP or FTP.

  57. recalling emails is a terrible idea by ketan · · Score: 1
    71 Add a recall function for email messages Outlook (with Microsoft Exchange Server) does it, why can't everyone else?

    That's a terrible idea. If you don't want to say something, don't say it. If you change your mind, say you've changed your mind. But being able to recall emails means implementing the sort of pervasive DRM that would only be good for the RIAA and John Ashcroft. Not to mention the chilling effects heavily covered here before on things like whistle-blowing and other essential tools for a properly-functioning democracy and capitalist economy.

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    1. Re:recalling emails is a terrible idea by SumDog · · Score: 1

      I aggree totally. The SMTP protocol is bad enough as it is. Adding a recall function would cause serious security issues. You could start recalling other peoples email. It'd be as bad as a crappy spam filter, like the one my university uses, that drops legit mail from family members.

      In real life, if you say something, you've said it and can't take it back. Same should go with email.

      SumDog

    2. Re:recalling emails is a terrible idea by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      oh sure use the magic DRM word which makes the whole idea seem EVIL

      Recalling the mail after read is too late of course, so logically you add the recall to the mailing daemon, if the mail has been read, no recall. Course theres a difference between mail in and mail out on linux, but might it work on windows or a mail system thats not sendmail+a pop3d?

    3. Re:recalling emails is a terrible idea by ketan · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. How do you enforce compliance? I didn't mention DRM to get an automatic reaction; I mentioned it because that's the only way that we know of to make it stick. Given that anyone could hack up their own MTA and choose not to obey the recall, it's basically useless without a DRM-style approach.

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    4. Re:recalling emails is a terrible idea by crapulent · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's a ridiculous idea. How exactly would you implement it? What it amounts to is an instruction for a remote machine to delete a file. Yeah, like that's not a security risk. What's to prevent some troll from canceling every post to a mailing list? (In usenet they have an elaborate and arcane system that revivies canceled posts and cancels actual spam; it barely works, and Usenet is MUCH more controlled and tightly administered than email.) Plus, what if I mark my mail folder read-only? Is the program supposed to override me? Surely someone will author a mail program that ignores all cancel requests. I mean, if someone is trying to retract something, it's probably juicy right? And from the moment that it is ignored it ceases to be useful. Besides, what if I back up my mail folder? Is it supposed to hunt down every copy of the email?

      The only way it's possible is with a central email store and trusted/authenticated user logins. Which is what Exchange provides. Which is why it's possible there. It's impossible (or at least, useless) otherwise.

  58. to really save the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Support your favorite websites like /. by subscribing. Also remember to donate to sites like EFF and Wikipedia. Real people work their asses off for you and your rights, so reward them.

  59. Fewer evil forces? by Rimbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, how about it?

  60. Stopping spam, popups, etc. by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • Define adware, spyware, etc. as "computer intrusions" under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Require European-style "explicit, separate permission" for installs of such things as public policy, so they can't hide "permission" in some vague EULA.
    • Get Visa International to require that any site that accepts credit cards must have a digital certificate that gives the identity of the merchant, including their true name, DUNS number, and primary banking relationship. Any credit card site that doesn't do this gets their transactions reversed as soon as someone reports them to Visa. That will make it easy to follow the money.
    • Enforce the new Federal spam law. It's weak, but it's something. A few high profile raids and arrests will do it.
    • Lobby the FTC on the details of the "do not spam" list. Insist that opt-out by domain be supported. Insist that mail service providers that don't opt out their customers be required to disclose this in ads.
    1. Re:Stopping spam, popups, etc. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      ...And while we're at it, let's get a law passed that will tell me how to think. I think that's about the only one you missed. After all, laws are the solution to *everything*, right?

    2. Re:Stopping spam, popups, etc. by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Laws are not the solution to everything.

      On the other hand, don't fall into the trap of thinking that they are not the solution to anything.

      Some people simply will never play nice with others. For these, you must have laws with penalties, and then enforce them.

      There is a reason why we go through this completely silly exercise of writing down laws on books that say you can't steal from my home. Such a thing should be obvious right? So why is it that we spend money on legislatures to go through this exercise?

      I would point out that the Junk Fax problem is largely a thing of the past.

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      Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
    3. Re:Stopping spam, popups, etc. by axxackall · · Score: 1

      Like you suggest about Visa, I would suggest about SMTP: the only way to send the message must be by confirming the traceable and not-expired certificate. All othe email must be rejected within original SMTP connection. SMTP without certificates must be considered as a root account without password - you can keep it deep behind your firewall, but it must not touch the Internet by any means.

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    4. Re:Stopping spam, popups, etc. by Animats · · Score: 1
      I would point out that the Junk Fax problem is largely a thing of the past.

      Exactly. And I've received only one (1) junk phone call since Do Not Call went into effect.

      Stopping spam can be done very effectively by legal means if the penalty applies to the person collecting the money. You can usually follow the money without much trouble. (If you can't, that's money-laundering, which is a bigger crime than spamming.)

  61. 2 Slash bong prices by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    yeah...I'm for that!
    What?... oh...well, that's different...Nevermind...bitch

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  62. And install Mac OS X instead by SailfishMac · · Score: 1

    That's the answer, Gates needs to just drop Windows completely and license Mac OS X, which with a little tweaking will run on Intel just fine. . . Then Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ive's can continue to design the coolest products ever. . Everyone will be happy and the spammers and evil hackers will get honest work.

  63. GUNS!!! by swordgeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    The internet won't get any better until we start havin' us some KILLIN'S! Start with the spammers, then the HTML email idiots, and then work our way down until we get to the ALL CAPS TWITS.

    Once we're down to ten thousand or so people again, we'll be fine. And the others can go fix the rest of the world.

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  64. Here's one way to save the internet..... by ramdac · · Score: 1

    "What does do Slashdot readers think of these suggestions,..."

    Here's a suggestion: Use spell checker and possibly give the grammar a "once over" before posting. That'll surely save the internet.

    Have a great day, drive through.

  65. 47 Upgrade phone booths to Wi-Fi - NO. by Dr.+Molf · · Score: 1

    47 Upgrade phone booths to Wi-Fi
    I disagree. During the big blackout in August, it was the phone booths in NYC that were still working. The push to make everything wireless would hurt, especially things like Emergancy services in these sort of situations.

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  66. another bad idea by ketan · · Score: 1
    For google: 75 Let us link to a page we hate without boosting its ranking

    If you are linking to a page, you are effectively stating that it is significant in some way. Even if you hate it, that doesn't mean it's insignificant. An overriding goal for Google should be (is?) objectivity, and that means ignoring your bias as well as their own in delivering relevant results. If someone's searching for information on a given issue, ideally they would get results from both sides, which is as it should be. Nobody benefits from an echo chamber.

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  67. Re:getting rid of spammers by October_30th · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Imagine a bunch of perl scripts identifying spam, auto-composing semi-random replies

    I'm not sure such an offensive can be maintained without governmental support.

    Let's take the private anti-spam groups, for instance, How many of them were DDOSed to oblivion this year? Futhermore, it's become more and more evident that at least some spammers are joining forces with organized crime and professional mercenary crackers. Would you start a fight with spammers funded by the Russian mafia?

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  68. Only 5 ways to fix the Internet? by mnmlst · · Score: 1

    I was surprised that Wired could only come up with 5 good ideas for fixing the Internet.

    There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    In principio erat Verbum.
  69. Yea good solution to spam.. by bdigit · · Score: 1

    77 Create an email address directory

    Yea I am sure google will do that. The spammers would be happy with all this easy access to email address'.

  70. Happy New Years to you too by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like geeks over at the Wired offices started drinking early.

  71. What the hell number is this? by Botunda · · Score: 1

    39 Upgrade to IPv6 The next-gen Internet protocol will improve security and add 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,427,473,244,16 0 IP addresses - enough for everything, ever.

    Ok, so how in the hell do you say 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,427,473,244,16 0

    So I'm a little slow! That's why I come to /.
    It makes me smrtr!

    1. Re:What the hell number is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In U.S. usage, this would be pronounced as follows:

      Three hundred forty undecillion, two hundred eighty-two decillion, three hundred sixty-six nonillion, nine hundred twenty octillion, nine hundred thirty-eight septillion, four hundred sixty-three sextillion, four hundred sixty-three quintillion, three hundred seventy-four quadrillion, six hundred seven trillion, four hundred twenty-seven billion, four hundred seventy-three million, two hundred forty-four thousand, one hundred sixty.

      You're welcome!

  72. It's mostly nonsense... by xA40D · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that 75% of these suggestions are pure nonsense. Most are wishful thinking, are down to individuals (not the "powers that be") to amend their behaviour, or apply only to one part of the world. The rest seem to indicate a distinct lack of joined-up thinking. Take this one:

    46 Free the Beeb The BBC is dragging its feet on a plan to put its vast archives online. Come on, chaps, it's your best idea since Monty Python.

    Aunty really really wants to put it's archive online. But the legal issues are vast - it's going to take years to sort out. Yes, it's a pity, but we may as well wish for an end to copyright, the death of money, and world peace.

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  73. Re:getting rid of spammers by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

    And even if some of the morons learn, there are more where they came from. Remeber the spamers need a very small number of "hits" to make a profit. If out of 100,000 emails they get 50 sales they are making good money. I dare you to show me a pool of 100,000 people without 50 people who are stupid, clueless about the net or just plain suckers.

    I like the idea of having my spam program send them junk mail back. If for each spam sent they get 50 back they will go under. But I don't think AOL etc wants to build a server farm that big.

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  74. pateNTdead eyecon0meter: 'net...working just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's the greed/fear/ego life0cidal based behaviours of unprecedented evile et AL, that threaten yOUR well being, much more than we're informed about (no tin hat required, tell 'em robbIE?).

    the planned 'rescue' of the 'net 101, is simply more&more failing megalomaniacal power&.controll hypenosys.

    the 'net will outlast/outperform many of us. not too many we wholeheartedly intend. some of it apparently cannot be avoided. much of it can.

  75. Re:Knighthood for the guy that invented the browse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Tim Berners-Lee did not invent the browser. He cooked up HTML to make browsing possible. Big difference. Having used the Internet back before browsers and the widespread adoption of HTML, I must say the knighthood is a fair move. For heaven's sake, they knighted Sir Paul McCartney of Wings! BTW, check out "Weaving the Web" by Tim Berners-Lee.

  76. Easy way to save the internet now by hikerhat · · Score: 1

    Use mozilla firebird with the adblock extention, and run your email through popfile. Use a mail reader built with security in mind (doesn't automatically follow external urls in html email). 99% of your problems are solved.

  77. Wake up Wired! by InsomniaCity · · Score: 0

    12 Make email addresses portable

    This would either require some kind of higher level directory of where to deliver email, or the user would have to trust their old provider to forward it, and not just accept the mail into a box they never read.

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?>

    Wake up Wired! I can do this already... and so can everyone else!

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    You cant make anything foolproof, they'll only invent better fools.
  78. Magic Bullet? by bwhaley · · Score: 1

    "None of these is a magic bullet. But together, they can force junk mail down to levels we can all live with.
    Items 26-33"


    I think they meant Silver Bullet, thanks to Fred Brooks' Mythical Man Month.

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    "I either want less corruption, or more chance
    to participate in it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
  79. This is a job for... by fermion · · Score: 1
    Where's a superhero when you need one? The Net, which once seemed so invincible, is under attack by the forces of evil.

    The is only one superhero by the internet, of the internet, and from the internet

    Freakazoid!

    "Super-teen extraordinaire
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
    Runs around in underwear
    Freakazoid! Freakazoid!"

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  80. Alternative Pls. by bstadil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So please tell me how I send user friendly emails to my Mom with clickable references, embedded pictures and formatted for easy reading to accomodate aging eyes.

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    1. Re:Alternative Pls. by Bistronaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Give her Mozilla. It makes the links clickable, picture attachments show up at the end, and font size is configurable. That way, every e-mail she gets will be readable - not just yours.

      If you just have to have your pictures embedded in your text, use some other delivery system, like http.

    2. Re:Alternative Pls. by Patik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really wish a stripped down version of HTML (like Slashdot's) were the standard for e-mail and usenet. It allows only the good, useful tags (links, paragraphs, bold, italic, lists, fixed-width/preformatted) and none of the bad ones (colors, images, font sizing, embedding). Sure there are probably one or two more tags to throw in (maybe font sizing should be allowed for just one size bigger or smaller), but other than that it allows you to make highly readable messages without adding potential for abuse (large file sizes, viruses, etc.)

    3. Re:Alternative Pls. by Patik · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that this would be a basic intro for HTML for people, and it were known that making a webpage was "just like writing an e-mail" we'd see fewer websites overridden with clashing colors and large images and putting too much emphasis on visuals.

    4. Re:Alternative Pls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a Mac for her.

    5. Re:Alternative Pls. by dizzyduck · · Score: 1

      So please tell me how I send user friendly emails to my Mom with clickable references
      AFAIK, most email clients allow you to click on an URL an have it open in your browser, HTML or otherwise.

      embedded pictures
      Attachments? I don't use Lookout, but doesn't it show all the picture attachments at the end of the message anyway? I know Hotmail does this.

      formatted for easy reading to accomodate aging eyes.
      HTML mail does anything BUT make mail easy to read. If the email was plain text, she could just crank up the default font size -- as an extra bonus ALL the (plain text) email she receives (not just those from you) is now is L A R G E text instead if in some tiny unreadable font.

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    6. Re:Alternative Pls. by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 1

      > So please tell me how I send user friendly emails to my Mom with clickable references

      Well any modern email client will be able to convert an undecorated URL into a clickable one.

      > embedded pictures

      You wont.

      > and formatted for easy reading to accomodate aging eyes.

      That should be a receiver option, not a sender option. i.e. your mother should have whatever accessibility features she needs in her email client. Those could include the default font being very large. The sender should not have to know about her (or anyone elses) preferences. HTML is evil because it allows the sender to set the display options.

      John.

    7. Re:Alternative Pls. by Slowtreme · · Score: 1
      formatted for easy reading to accomodate aging eyes.
      HTML mail does anything BUT make mail easy to read.

      Maybe he was referring to bullets, breaks, paragraphs, bolds, etc.

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    8. Re:Alternative Pls. by nytes · · Score: 1

      At last, someone with a realistic perspective on this! (Which, coincidentally, is the same as mine.) Take what's good from HTML and discard the rest.

      Email clients should be programmed to accept and utilize a user-friendly subset, and remove the rest. Email editors, likewise, shouldn't generate anything more than the basic essentials.

      e.g. By use of <blockquote> in emails we can remove one reason for top posting. The email client could identify what's being quoted (in theory at the top of a message) and display the first line(s) of the sender's actual reply in a summary panel (if so equiped). (This is one of the usual reasons that I top post - so that my answer is readily visible to the reader.)

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    9. Re:Alternative Pls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try not to send my Mum large attachments because she still has dial up. I usually take the time to stuff it on my web site, where she can download the items, one by one.

      Mum knows how to cut-and-paste URLS from text email into her browser.

    10. Re:Alternative Pls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most, if not all, email readers will render text that could be a website or email as a link.

      NR

    11. Re:Alternative Pls. by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      How about, you don't? Tell your mom that she should bookmark a page like

      http://www.bstadil.org/letter_to_mom/

      and when she gets a mail from you, it should read

      From: bstadil
      To: mom
      Subject: New letter

      Hey ma, I have a new letter for you!

      and she will know to go to the bookmark, and there's the letter. You've just saved email bandwidth, your mom can read the letter anytime she wants, print it out in her browser if she likes, resize the print as necessary, and it won't get lost in her mailbox.

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    12. Re:Alternative Pls. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      > embedded pictures

      You wont.


      Obviously the needs of the user aren't important in your world.

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      - E. Debs
    13. Re:Alternative Pls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send her letter as a PowerPoint presentation. Duh

    14. Re:Alternative Pls. by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      All good email programs I know linkify http:// links.

      All good email programs I know of can show attached pictures inline.

      All good email programs I know of can be configured to show text at any size the user desires, making it perfect for deciding what the user thinks is legible... unless it's HTML, where the sender decides that you can read 4-point yellow-on-white text with a flashing magenta border.

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    15. Re:Alternative Pls. by Ironica · · Score: 1
      > embedded pictures

      You wont.


      Obviously the needs of the user aren't important in your world.

      I dunno, users who are someone's mom often have outdated computers with dial-up connections, sometimes with the overhead of AOL added to them, so embedding images is pretty rude when they have to wait 5 minutes for the message to load.

      On the other hand, when we got the first ultrasounds of my mom's first grandchild, we posted a web page immediately and sent her the link... which was much more useful than sending an HTML email.
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    16. Re:Alternative Pls. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Aria Special Offers.textMain { font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; color: #000000} a:hover { color: #FFFFFF}.linkMainBoldLight a { color: #FFFFFF}
      <span class="textMain">why what's wrong with html email? my 450k background is pritty!</span>
      <body><html>

    17. Re:Alternative Pls. by __past__ · · Score: 1

      There are already easier conventions for markup in mail and news messages, like for /italics/, *bold* or _underlined_ text, for links like <URL:http://example.org> etc. Many clients also support +v/-v blocks to indicate "verbatim" sections for code and similar things and render them with a fixed-width font, don't substitute emoticons with icons in them and so on.

      These are years, probably decades old. But I guess it is too simple to implement and use to become really popular in an Outlook dominated world...
    18. Re:Alternative Pls. by dan14807 · · Score: 1

      So please tell me how I send user friendly emails to my Mom with clickable references, embedded pictures and formatted for easy reading to accomodate aging eyes.

      Instead of sending her a web page, send her an address of a web page. On the web. Where web pages are supposed to be.

      Most MUAs will turn something that looks like "http://" into a clickable link, even in plain text viewing mode. Mozilla, for example.

    19. Re:Alternative Pls. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      The wants of the user are unimportant when said wants are dumb. One doesn't need inline email images--one will not die without 'em.

      That said, they're nice. And gnus supports them quite well, thankyouverymuch. In fact, just about any mail reader inlines images these days.

    20. Re:Alternative Pls. by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      One answer is called rich text.

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  81. Ban the width= attribute by jc42 · · Score: 1

    I have to expand the Wired article so that it covers most of my screen to make a single line of text visible without scrolling. You'd think that a geek publication like Wired would know better.

    I'm getting sick of being forced to resize my browser window for nearly every new page.

    Hey, Firebird guys, can you privide an option to disable the width= attribute on all tags? The height= attribute might go, too. Thanks in advance ...

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  82. 52-72 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These are suggestions to Microsoft that don't require breaking up the company or MS shipping Linux.

    Load of crap. It'd be easier to just ban worm/bug/virus prone OS(s) from ever connecting to Internet.

  83. Re:getting rid of spammers by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    Target the morons buying into spam by advertisements showing how stupid it is and create an effective, international anti-spam effort.

    I truly believe that there are no longer so many morons out there actually buying stuff. If you look at any of the major ISPs - even AOL, they all do a decent job of educating their users about spam. Can you honestly say that you think someone is going to respond to "INC`R_EASE YOUR DI;C_K WEIGHT u:" in the subject line?

    I think the spam business now consists of mostly addresses being sold to other spammers.

  84. Geek +article = reaction. by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if they're reading these forums now?

    1 Unleash vigilante justice on spammers One activist has proposed filters that launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers. Great. Just make sure we have the right addresses first.

    And for the love of God, make it devastating. Forget the annoying little "plug the pipes" attacks, find their homes and spray-paint "I send penis-enlargement spam mail" on the front or something in 300-point text. Let the neighbors know that they've got a spammer next door.

    2 Slash song prices charge 29 cents per download. You''ll make it up in volume.

    You'll also apparently more than make up for it in apostrophes.

    4 Appoint Larry Lessig to the Supreme Court Is he a Democrat or a Republican? Who cares! Laws governing information flow are the new affirmative action, abortion, and gun control rolled into one.

    Toss him, Linus, and RMS to the board and we've got a nice consortium. Of course, that nulls their free time for work on the kernel and projects and such, so it's a tradeoff.

    5 Create the all-in-one inbox Email, phone calls, instant messages - they should all go into a single app.

    Yeah. Now you'll have three times as much as spam. Telemarketers (despite the do-not-call registry), e-mail spam, and IM spam - Christ, all that in one app? Talk about bloat.

    6 Triple our cable modem speed First step: Just turn off the Golf Channel and UPN.

    While we're at it, how about any network that shows reality TV?

    8 Declare spammers are terrorists And put Ashcroft, Ridge, and Rumsfeld on their tails.

    Not that it matters, judging by their track record. Where's Osama?

    11 Larry Flynt, build a porn browser It should cover our tracks coming and going.

    There's already such a browser: Netscape 4.08. NS has it archived on their site:

    http://wp.netscape.com/download/archive/client_a rc hive40x.html

    However, that's Windows/Mac/Unix/Solaris only. There's no Linux version, sadly.

    Combine that with a file shredder for the cache, and you're good to go.

    14 Dump the Digital Millennium Copyright Act
    Finally, someone in the mass media agrees, though Wired doesn't hit nearly as many people as CNN.

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?

    Erm, it's kind of easy to do in IE6. Modify the following URL to fit: ftp://username:password@servername.com/directory then treat it like a normal Windows Explorer window. Not hard to do; I've been doing that for months as I can't find a standalone WS-FTP LE installer. (Web installers suck.)

    17 Let a thousand Wi-Fis bloom Open spectrum is the new open source.

    This could be incredibly useful, especially for providing BitTorrent seeds. Now if we could all become anonymous in them, that would be even better.

    19 Make privacy a personal asset Canada has it already: a law that prevents firms from consolidating all customer information after a merger.

    The only way this will ever happen is if people get a clue about spyware/adware and start to learn to clean their boxes. This will never happen, though, as most people don't care, so...

    21 Bring on the perp walks We want to see the next CEO whose company's servers leak 10,000 credit card numbers marched past TV cameras by the FBI.

    We don't just want the CEO, we want the IT officers (if they failed to apply patches to the servers or did something utterly stupid), and after they're taken by the cameras, take them into the streets and videotape the people who had their numbers leaked beating them with Wiffle Bats.

    23 Offer real RIAA amnesty Instead of telling us to delete MP3s or pay a fine, how about you let us pay a fair price to keep them.

    But how many people are willing to pay for their MP3s when they can CD-swap with their friends and take what they want from them while giving in return?

    25 Pass a White Hat Protection Act H

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  85. Re:getting rid of spammers by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    When the spammers can't repay the russian mob, they're the ones going to be looking for somewhere to hide :-)

    Besides, it would only take a few thousand people at best :-)

  86. Control the Ends and the Medium by Saeger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If we want to save the internet from top-down fascist control, we just need to ensure two things:

    1. We need to keep The Ends - our computing devices - under OUR complete control, and not in THEIR control. i.e. "Trusted Computing"/Palladium/EFI/DRM/etc must fail.
    2. We need to keep the communication medium free from government and/or corporate censorship. i.e. ISPs must remain common carriers, and major routers mustn't refuse to carry "untrusted" packets.

    Beyond that, software will simply evolve to handle any problems such as SPAM; it's an emergent system.

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    1. Re:Control the Ends and the Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely agree with this. Regulating the internet will only destory it.

  87. 101 Ways to Save Apple by sandalwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wired? This is the same Wired that gave us 101 Ways to Save Apple, with such great suggestions as "Admit it. You're out of the hardware game," "Sell yourself to IBM or Motorola," "Relocate the company to Bangalore," and "Invest heavily in Newton technology." Hilarious. Although there is one prescient thing in the article, which I'm not sure was intended seriously or was menat to be sarcastic (this was 1997 after all) - "It's Netscape we should really worry about."

    1. Re:101 Ways to Save Apple by hendridm · · Score: 1

      >Invest heavily in Newton technology

      Hmmm, the only mention of Newton I see is: "15. Dump (or outsource) the Newton, eMate, digital cameras, and scanners."

    2. Re:101 Ways to Save Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, there are a number of comments that describe Apple's recent strategies dead on.

      number 98, switch campaign

      number 14, do something creative with the box (what is the new iLamp if not creative?)

      number 19, get rid of the cables - AirPort

      number 50, give steve jobs all powerful product development authority

    3. Re:101 Ways to Save Apple by Juanvaldes · · Score: 1

      on page three: "59. Invest heavily in Newton technology, which is one area where Microsoft can't touch you. Build voice recognition and better gesture recognition into Newton, making a new environment for desktop, laptop, and palmtop Macs. Newton can also be the basis of a new generation of embedded systems, from cash registers to kiosks."

  88. 33 Create a P2P email program by MattGWU · · Score: 1

    'Mad crazy' shoutouts to GW-SEAS Senior Design and "Smartmail 4.0"! This is just such a project that's been worked on for a few years by different students. I'd like to see them release it open source, but who knows. P2P email, video, chat...lots of stuff. It's pretty impressive. It's in Java, though...

    I'm still trying to figure out "Death to Verisign". On one hand, a lot of nifty things could be done if more people had smartcards and certificates. On the other it pretty swiftly does away with lots of anonimity, which the article seemed to be pretty big in to.

    All in all, a half-decent article (Alright...'half in all'?). A few good suggestions, a few 'yeah, THAT's going to happen' suggestions. Lots of predictable things. A few 'Yeah, I'd work on that if a project were to materialize'. Maybe there's hope yet!

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  89. another daze in the squandrIE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    & why not? aren't we doing what we've been tolled/constantly trained to do?

    way too much is never enough? yikes.

  90. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The top 50% of computer science majors at the top 500 CS universities in Canada and the US.

    (I also think if you took a sampling from Mensa, you'd find an unusually large number of clueless morons -- these are people who pay an organization an annual fee to tell them they're smart).

  91. Solution right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need more IIS!

    1. Re:Solution right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIS meaning what? Internet Information and Slashdot?

  92. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Outlook (with Microsoft Exchange Server) does it, why can't everyone else?


    This inane remark reveals the quality of the article as a whole.
  93. Remember the days of the BBS? by dollar70 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I recently wrote this in an e-mail to a friend. I think it's topical, and I meant to post it somewhere. Here is as good a place as any:

    Bring Back The Home Grown BBS!

    Well, I'm not thinking that a dial-up BBS would be popular today, but I'm looking toward the future when this internet "fad" self-immoliates. Don't get me wrong, the concept and idea behind the internet is really sound and strong, but legislators and multinational conglomerates are hell bent on re-creating it into a bigger and bigger cash-cow pipeline that only serves their interests. Eventually the internet's usefullness will gradually fade to the same level as a black and white television, but not for lack of features or technology.

    In fact it may become "over-technosized" so the major players can feel more secure in *their* control over the whole system. It may be a decade or so down the road, but eventually the "smart" people will start to peel away from it and seek a new medium to freely and openly exchange ideas (and other things) away from the prying eyes of government and corperate interests.

    Abandoned notions such as the old-time BBS might just be what they will turn toward, but most likely there will be a new twist: You'll connect to a BBS that is web-browser enabled or developed using similar technology. Since the lan connection has replaced the com ports as a primary means of computer-to-computer communication, setting up multi-node systems won't be the problem they used to be, and even small networks may erupt with the individual owners of the BBS's making aliances to allow interconnectivity between one another, and to allow their users to have access to more and more resources.

    Ultimately, we may actually end up with a system that works almost exactly like the current system, but where no single interest can inflict their ideology and legislation upon the masses.

  94. All points summarized by MikeX · · Score: 1

    A summary of all points in the article:

    1. Something discussed to death here and found to be counter-productive.
    2. Something else discussed to death here and found to be ineffective.
    3. Something ignorant.
    ...and so on 98 more times.

  95. Re:getting rid of spammers by October_30th · · Score: 1
    When the spammers can't repay the russian mob, they're the ones going to be looking for somewhere to hide

    Heh. If only...

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  96. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    get a throw-away address, and reply to every single spam we receive. This way, the spammers will spend so much time looking through our bogus replies

    Another completely clueless message modded up as "interesting".

    Most spam has a fake From: address. If you reply to it, your reply will either be undeliverable, or will go to the unlucky person whose email address was forged by the spammer. If the From: addresses were valid, getting rid of spam would be trivial.

  97. I saw this article... by deviator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and wasn't impressed. The writer is not a technical guru but tries to pass himself off as one to "the masses." Which is dangerous.

    stuff like:

    "Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack."

    really irked me.

    articles like this add to the problem... a long whiny list of "problems," most of which are solved by education & training.

  98. Oh my god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That has got to bet he worst idea I've ever heard, man.

    We want MS to DIE, not to Flourish!

    1. Re:Oh my god. by TheCrackRat · · Score: 1

      No we don't, we don't care if MS dies or flourishes, we want it NOT TO SUCK

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  99. #102 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop making so many lists.

  100. Tarpits? by Griffon26 · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the idea of tarpits to stop spam? I haven't found anything about tarpits being a bad idea, but they don't seem to be in widespread use.

  101. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how the f**k do these spammers make money?

    They sound like a bunch of annoying c**ts out there just to p!ss me off.

  102. Not very technical by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    38 Simplify URLs Why can't [some long URL be simplified]

    It's called an href tag.

    39 Upgrade to IPv6

    Why? NAT works great. It is even arguably more secure than some flat space. IPV6 is pretty cool, but not because of the number of possible devices.

    42 Replace servers with P2P

    They mentioned something about servers being vulnerable to attack... I guess I should run Kazaa so that my machines become invulnerable.

    1. Re:Not very technical by punxking · · Score: 0

      It's called an href tag.

      actually it's called an a tag with an href attribute.

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    2. Re:Not very technical by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      NAT works great. It is even arguably more secure than some flat space.

      It's not more secure, but it is currently easier because we are more familiar with NAT setups. Probably because most ISPs only allow one IP per customer/connection so it tends to be the norm.

      Heck, some don't even allow NAT! But that's another story...

  103. Re:getting rid of spammers by vruba · · Score: 1

    We would have to keep it up, and each send a couple fake replies a week from different addresses. It's not like they would suddenly give up and never try again. And I'll bet the vast majority of spammers already have good anti-spam filters on their addresses -- after all, they're distributing them widely in cleartext.

    Grassroots projects are fine and dandy, but one of the reasons we have a government is to enforce grassroots projects. Let's put down The Great Big Bathroom Book of Ayn Rand and wonder if we may not be able to solve this readily as a loose collection of autonomous agents.

    Ignoring spam could work. If the signal/noise ratio is infinite, but a given spammer only gets one reply, they're still probably losing money. That's unlikely, but in principle I don't think it's any less likely than everyone spontaneously agreeing to consistently swamp smammers from a zillion throw-away addresses. (And have you thought about the bandwidth costs if we all did that?)

  104. Home firewalls.. by LinuxHam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They forgot an important one..

    102. Prevent broadband providers from prohibiting Cable/DSL routers in end users' homes. They do far more good than harm.

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  105. Hit and miss by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While some of their points are nice and insightful, some are not:

    5 Create the all-in-one inbox Email, phone calls, instant messages - they should all go into a single app.

    Riiight... since it will be written by the same guys who designed the Outlook Express security model, just try to imagine the next generation of viruses; you could get infected by simply answering the phone.

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?

    I don't know, why you can't; I can do exactly this with my MacOS X + dot Mac. Write a text file, save it as HTML to your desktop, drag'n'drop the icon to the "Sites" folder of your iDisk. Presto.

    59 Make anonymous Net use easier

    Nice idea - but how do you intend to fight the spammers then?

  106. Two Big Ones Missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Number One:

    Don't trust your domain to a professional troll.

    More on Michael Sims' Fuckover of Censorware.org
    censorware.net

    Number Two:

    Remember "journalists" who identify themselves with anti-censorship often are worse than those who they oppose.

    Slashdot Censorship
    [Original Thread]

  107. Re:getting rid of spammers by Valar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I set up my filtering system to keep a list of spammers. Then, everytime I get a spam, I forward it to every address on that list. It might not be much, but at least it makes ME feel better.

  108. What about wireless? by vik · · Score: 1

    I know it's Wired magazine, but free wireless networks have a lot to offer and I reckon they should start replacing much of the Internet. By removing commercial entities from the loop, you make it harder for the Government to have any control over the Internet. IMHO, that's as it should be. Cuts down on the bandwidth down the wires too.

    But even using local free wireless networks to share proxies (without letting anyone leach of your own Internet connection) would speed up web access for everyone. The outline for this is here if anyone is interested.

    Vik :v)

  109. Did they think this out. For example P2P email by samdaone · · Score: 1

    So now if everyone on the P2P network is not connected we can't get our email? Even then it was harder for people to get the email you sent by using packet sniffers. Now people can just intercept the email on their computer as setting themselves up as a hub. Also we would still need some sort of discovery server to handle all the IPs of the people connected to the network. This in turn is just like DNS lookup where we use a common name "www.slashdot.com" and the DNS server translate it to an IP address for our browser.

    I rather keep email the way it is for now, less we open up a floodgate of more problems we didn't think about before moving to a P2P solution.

    Remember, "the grass is always greener on the other side!"

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  110. So I can provide you with one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Literally, 30 minutes of work and you're nearly spam free with a nearly neglible chance of being hacked.
    So, for my 450+ users that would be about ten days of lost productivity? And you don't see this as a problem?

    That probably equates to more money lost than you've earned in your life. Let's see.... by my calculations, it's a little over seven million dollars of lost revenue, which almost entirely wipes out our yearly net profit. I can't share the numbers with you (sorry) but I'm actually being fairly conservative with the figures.

    Luckily, we don't make end-users deal with spam, the postmaster does it, and it takes more hours than that on a yearly basis but does not affect productivity to that degree. Roughly, we figure it costs us $50,000 per year to deal with spam.
  111. 60 Make networked home PCs back each other up by Buttonius · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now that would be a great thing, provided that the backup (and all network traffic) is encrypted. Naturally, we would all have to buy 100% more disk space than we actually use for our own data. I would be glad to buy the additional disk space (to hold other people's backups) provided that someone else buys disk space that will contain a backup of my stuff. I suppose that such a system should really have with a bit more redundancy (like RAID5), so participants in this system would have to buy slightly more than 200% disk space...

    Even with an intelligent way to keep the encrypted mirror of my disk(s) up to date I would need to have a bit more bandwidth into my home than I do now, but that will be taken care of in the near future.
    Is there a Freshmeat project like this?

    1. Re:60 Make networked home PCs back each other up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rsync?

  112. Many are good, at least five are BAD by indros13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    His stuff on intellectual property and information security is pretty good. Some stuff, though...I'll just pick on the 5 that really caught my attention:

    12 Make email addresses portable

    I don't know how this is supposed to work. If I have an address @yahoo.com, it's because Yahoo serves it. There's no reason for hotmail to save the same name.

    38 Simplify URLs

    I don't disagree (this should happen with computer hardware connectors, too), but there are places that can do it for you. Try TinyURL.

    50 Add a broadband department to Wal-Mart

    The fact that Wal-Mart dominates the market is a bad thing--for local ownership, competition, free speech, fair wages, environmental protection, and (oh yeah), the ability for America to manufacture anything domestically. Kick Wal-Mart's ass, don't try to expand it!

    75 Let us link to a page we hate without boosting its ranking

    The whole idea is: if a page is relevant, it's ranking should rise. Thus, if I want to read about something you hate, it's easier to find.

    76 Add mobile numbers to the phone book

    As if telemarketing at home wasn't bad enough. At least with a cell phone, even the exempt groups (charities and politicians) still can't find me.

    77 Create an email address directory

    Um, no. What the heck would I want that for? Email gives relative anonymity to those who don't know you. This is a GOOD THING. It also gives us a running start on spammers.

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  113. My suggestions by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    These won't be popular but:

    * Make net software hard to use, release as source code

    * Make getting an internet connection tricky, do a criminal record check (Look at Ralsky, he was convicted of something).

    * Overhaul SMTP and email.

  114. They are wrong on "slash song prices" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

    Besides the value of the songs as SONGS, there are at least two items of value which I now purchase when I purchase a CD for cash:

    1. Privacy.
    2. The ability to copy the songs.

    These are integral elements in my decision to purchase. The RIAA et al like to compare the purchase of music to property laws, saying that we are only buying a few of a bundle of rights. (For example, we are buying only the CD medium, but are only LICENSING the music itself).

    I like to take that analogy further. If we are buying a portion of a bundle of rights, then part of what I have been buying for all these many years is the privacy to enjoy the music wherever and whenever I please without tracking, and the ability to make copies.

    So, lowering the price won't solve the problem, if at the same time you lower the price, you are not providing me with the same rights I previously had, i.e. the right to obtain the music for cash in privacy, and the right to copy the music any way I wish.

  115. it appears they read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    14. Do something creative with the design of the box and separate yourselves from the pack.
    [...] We'd all feel better about shelling out the bucks for a Power Mac 9600 if we could get a tower with leopard spots.

  116. 95 Protect yourself, dumbass. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    Download security and virus patches at Microsoft.com/protect.

    Ok. I did that. Now do I stick 'em in /bin or /usr/bin?

    KFG

    1. Re:95 Protect yourself, dumbass. . . by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Careful there! I'm sure if you ask Microsoft that question, they will gladly tell you exactly where they would like you to stick them.

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  117. 57: Filter fake error messages by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    57: Filter fake error messages

    I havn't seen any of these in a while (popups turned off) but if I remember correctly, most I have seen in the past were images's of error screens inside a popup browser window. How exactly, without turning off popups, would you filter that in an efficient manner? The best solution I had was having my desktop colors set to something other than default. This makes it clear that the image is not really a window. It was interesting seeing a faked "blue screen of death" inside a popup window. That's one thing that might catch someone off guard.

  118. No fax??? by NineNine · · Score: 1

    90 Death to fax machines Send us an attachment instead.

    I don't open attachments unless I have a good reason to. Email is a PITA compared to a good, solid fax machine (note previous /. article yesterday or the day before). Besides, I rarely get any junk fax, and a quick call to my lawyer shuts them down real quick.

  119. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They usually send you a link to a website.

  120. Quote From Demolition Man by Bistronaut · · Score: 1

    Stallone: "Hold it! The Schwarzenegger Library?"

    Bullock: "Yes, the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor?"

    Stallone: "Stop! He was President?"

    Bullock: "Yes. Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment..."

  121. .sex is a great idea that'll never work by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    There are a TON of porn sites out there that WANT you to stumble across them by accident, knowing that they can hook a lot of people just by flashing a bunch of body parts in their faces.

    What would happen is that every sex site would get a .sex TLD, but would also keep their .com addresses, just in case. If the US passed a law that all sex sites must give up their .com TLD's, then the sites would just move to overseas web hosts.

    Without a way to regulate content on the internet internationally, .sex would just be a wasted effort.

  122. Only a few issues by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

    22 Take back UHF We're tired of running our wireless network on the same frequency as the microwave, the cell phone, and the neighbor's baby monitor. Channel 83 is just sitting there.

    420MHZ to 806MHZ... yeah cause nobody uses anything in there. Police, EMS, Fire ... a lot are in the UHF band. So are Radio Telescopes (right in the middle. Channel 83... closer to the 800 Mhz range... in line with older 8-900 Mhz cordless phones.

    45 VeriSign must die

    No issues...

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  123. Inaccurate by k3vmo · · Score: 0

    'Make email addresses portable" - get your own domain name and move it from ISP to ISP as you please" Someone doesn't understand the fundamentals of MX records.

  124. 5 steps to "save" the internet by m0rph · · Score: 1

    Step one. Keep the goverment out of regulating the internet.

    Step two. Hold network providers, colo's etc. responsible for harboring spammers.

    Step three. Take responsibility for your system being broken into and quit blaming crackers for you lack of security.

    Step four. Quit trying to save the internet.

    Step five.

    Step six. Profit.

    1. Re:5 steps to "save" the internet by m0rph · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out the fact I can't count very well either.

  125. Re:getting rid of spammers by October_30th · · Score: 3, Informative
    You do realize that most spam headers are forged?

    I once got spam with my own address.

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  126. Erase our culture? by iamweezman · · Score: 1
    Tell Kelly on Geocities to take down her Macarena tribute page It's over, Kel.

    Who gets to make these decisions as to what is publishable and what isn't. I definitely don't want the government to censor content based on what's hip or useful. The Macarena was part of our culture and I hope that in 25 years I can go to Kelly's page and laugh about how stupid we were.

  127. P2P Email by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

    How about P2P for as much as possible? There is a ridiculous amount of wasted processing power in the world. Why not harness it? All we need is a new spec for email and others. Eventually, every email client will join this worldwide network when it's loaded.

    Hhmmm.. I'm taking a software design class next semester and we'll have a semester-long project of our choosing. Perhaps I can convince my buddies to work on it with me.

  128. Re:getting rid of spammers by Valar · · Score: 1

    That's why it is funny :)

  129. Hahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very funny, but your username makes this comment even better.

  130. 101? Try 2! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Make idiots whose unpatched PCs are spam zombies liable for $250 in damages per incident from anyone spammed by that PC. Very publicly make examples out of a few people, and everyone else will quickly learn to use Windows Update, a firewall and antivirus software.

    2) For every internet-crippling and/or mailserver-crippling incident attributed to a hole in Microsoft software, Microsoft must donate $5M (in cash, not bullshit software vouchers) to an organization devoted to furthering open source software.

  131. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Flooding spammers with bogus replies will have no effect. The goal of spam is almost always to direct the recipient to a website and towards traffic counters or order forms.

    Also, the return addresses on the spam currently filling your inbox are bogus. Responding will flood someone else's inbox, not the spammers.

    Even after the new law goes into affect, forcing spammers to identify themselves, it is unlikely that your reply will reach the spammer's inbox or ever be read by anyone.

  132. Re:getting rid of spammers by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

    You may have been kidding, but I don't think the way to reduce traffic on the net is to increase spam fiftyfold. I just moved off a Linksys back to a Linux-based firewall for added functionality and found a continuous load of 3kbps on the wire 24x7. And that's with ports 25, 80, and 135 blocked. I can't imagine what an idle, unblocked line looks like.

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  133. Cell phones on a google directory by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

    Good god nooooOOOOOooo!

    That's all we need. Is more information polution.

    The one nice thing about cell phones is telemarketers don't call them. It may happen someday, but hopefully not while I am alive.

  134. New Yorkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Snipers, helicopter gunships, Hercules patrols, compulsory body-searches...

    And you don't think the terrorists have already won?

  135. WiFi bathroom madness by siege04 · · Score: 1

    96 Blanket airports with Wi-Fi There are more Centrino ads than hot spots. How about covering check-in lines, gates, baggage claim, and the restrooms.

    Airports would become so much fun if we had WiFi in the restrooms!

  136. Save it? by k3vmo · · Score: 0

    Stop blaming everyone else for your security problems.
    .. Instead, how about posting your picture on the net with a "most wanted" caption after you open a virus laden attachment... Peer pressure can be a bitch. C'mon. If someone gets out of their car with it running and it gets stolen, the news doesn't talk about the guy who stole it... they show pictures of the moron who left the keys in it.

  137. Re:getting rid of spammers by Catnapster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think the spam business now consists of mostly addresses being sold to other spammers.
    That's an interesting idea. If they don't actually get money from sending spam, that would make it a pyramid-scheme like business. People just getting in to the business buy addresses and software from the established spammers. Then, later on, they become established spammers themselves, and sell to new spammers...

    The new spammers would hopefully see the trap and stay away. Once there are no new spammers to sell to, the established spammers will miss their payments to the Mafia loanshark, and we won't have to deal with them anymore.
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  138. Anyone Else Think it's Funny? by iamweezman · · Score: 1

    No.

  139. get rid of spammers my way by GerbilSocks · · Score: 1
    Train an international special ops unit with licenses to hunt down and kill hackers and spammers. They should be given total access to all FBI and CIA and KGB "T-Rex" data so they can use this data to locate and neutralize the enemy. Sort of like modern day high-tech James Bond.

    Word would spread quickly and I think you'll see a total wipeout of spam in your inbox. I should become World Leader. God I am good.

  140. Re:getting rid of spammers by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    So if some spammer spams me, I can legally send a bazillion emails to them since their initial spamming of me would have set up a "business realtionship", right? (even though, their initial contact was prior to any business relationship between us)

    However at what point would I be considered a "spammer" by those who own the data lines and servers and not be able to send out email? an email every minute surely wouldn't generate obscene amounts of traffic. what about every second? 10 every second? 100? Having record of the spammer contacting me, and my messages simply being replies to that spammer should be enough to get my account unsuspended if that's what the ISP did, or atleast I would hope.

    Would I be considered as sending spam if I had a program automatically generating responses for that spammer?

    I think you're right about this being a potentially good thing to give a headache to a spammer, but it would be nice to do it well within the legal realms.

  141. Wanna be safe from SPAM? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    The simple solution is to mimick what is done on ICQ. It's just a simple whitelist with a method to request permission to be on that. I get 0 spam through ICQ. (Trillian, more specifically.)

    I really hope one day email 'version 2' is implemented with this type of security in mind. Seems like a better effort than filtering.

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  142. I don't think so. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Those sites make money from people with credit cards. Having .sex would make it easier for the clients with the credit cards to find them.

    A lot of the existing sites would still keep their current address because their current customers use it, and they would sign up for a .sex address. But new sites would, in my opinion, opt for the .sex instead of the .com or .net or .org addresses because that's where the customers will be going.

    Now, to clean up the .com addresses, simply prosecute any company that allows minors to view porn that isn't marked .sex. This includes US companies, Canadian, Europe, etc.

    For those companies with .sex, it will be up to the parents or whatever to filter those addresses.

    Nice, simple and fairly easy to implement.

    Sure, some companies will have .com and move to other countries, but their connections will be slower than the US based ones so they will dwindle anyway.

    1. Re:I don't think so. by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      A lot of the existing sites would still keep their current address because their current customers use it, and they would sign up for a .sex address. But new sites would, in my opinion, opt for the .sex instead of the .com or .net or .org addresses because that's where the customers will be going.

      Actually, I think that there's already a ton of evidence to the contrary. People are so used to .com that the other TLD's have virtually been shunned, and businesses know it. I think .net has a third as many registrations, .org has a tenth as many, and I even see government sites using .com rather than .gov as their preferred TLD.

      And if you think they're going to use .sex rather than .com simply because it's the right thing to do, then all you have to do is look at all the porn spam in your inbox to see that a lot of porn sites simply disregard the rules of responsible internet behavior. .sex will be fine to differentiate the first wave of porn sites from the rest, but it will quickly reach saturation. The porn businesses will opt to have the most visibility possible, thus they will continue to use .com as their primary TLD and .sex as a secondary TLD at best.

  143. Spammers Paradise by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the field day that the spammers would have with this one?

    #77 Create an email address directory

    It's amazing how such conflicting "make it better" ideas can co-exist in a single copyrighted work...

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  144. (Sc0re: 6, Really Insightful) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. Mozilla is the best! :)

  145. Save the Internet! by lordmoose · · Score: 1

    If you see any extra bits laying around on the floor, swept them up and turn give them back to your ISP.

  146. that's odd... by Dagrush · · Score: 1

    in the first paragraph he refers to /. as a virus.

  147. Declare spammers terrorists (finally!) by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    Finally, it's good to see someone agree with me that spam (I take it a step further and say all unsolicited advertising/direct marketing) is a form of terrorism. Not all terrorism involves a guy named mohammed with a bomb strapped to his chest. Destroying bridges, buildings, or more ephemeral things like email are all terrorist actions and should be dealt with accordingly -- death with due process.

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    Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
  148. Re:getting rid of spammers by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1
    And I am really sick of companies like: http://adznetwork.com/



    If this website is all Opt-In Email Addresses how did they get my address and how do I Opt-Out now?

    This is where it hurts them the most: (From the front page on thier site)

    "Email (serious inquiries only)"

  149. save us from spammers and legislation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the Slashdot crowed begging for anti-spam legislation and long prison terms for spammers? Yet they say they don't want legislation? How confusing! I guess a lot of Slashdotters aren't really for a free and open Internet, where technology rules.

    Developing filters, implementing security patches, and otherwise pushing technology to new frontiers is what Slashdot should be about. Not whining about spam. Sorry, no sympathy here.

    Btw, yes, I am NOT a spammer! :'D It's just lame that Slashdotters don't understand that you can't legislate only part of the Internet you don't like without inviting every special interest group to legislate the part *they* don't like. The Slashdot crowd is helping lay the foundations for a restricted Internet, along with the Religious Right, world governments, and the film and music industry, etc.

  150. Wait...our savoir is Microsoft? by MattGWU · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or are the majority of the technical solutions things that only Microsoft could make wide-spread enough to 'save the Internet'? Aside from the solutions directed at Redmond itself, many are things that need to be on every [desktop, email client, web browser, etc] on the planet in order to be effective. Or, in the case of common-sense solutions, implanted into the minds of the Windows-bound users of the world.

    The sad implication is that the fate of the Internet is in the hands of Microsoft and The Teeming Million. I therefore propose this Item One Hundred and One (with appologies to the other #101's that people already put forth).

    #101. Bring Free and Open Source Software to the Windows platform, and I don't mean just Cygwin.

    Maybe it's horribly obvious. Maybe it's been done, and I don't know (not being a windows user, I'm not on the lookout for windows software!). Maybe the barriers are too high (especially things like libraries and API), but it seems like it might help out. The most difficult would be development and build tools suitable for the Average Home User. Installshield (tm), but it's building the software in the background. Configure and make, but with an animated mascot that suggests --enable switches. Or not. Distribute shiny packaged binaries and supply source.

    Our Windows-bound brethren, sistren, and grand-motheren need to see that there is a world of software out there besides the spy- and nag-ware ridden stuff of download.com.com.com.

    Here comes the punchline: Migration away from Windows will be that much easier if their favorite [P2P, email, grandchild-photo-sharing, etc] software is already waiting for them on the Linux side. Yes, ignoring the complication of cross-platform applications or source trees...it's still a decent idea! See also: x-chat, gaim, OpenOffice. It can be done.

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  151. 16 Simplify Web publishing: thank you kde! by sniggly · · Score: 1
    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?

    With KDE, you can! Whomever posted point 16 never used KDE, and not just insecure FTP but also sftp, webdav, you name it. I have a folder on my desktop called sftp://user@remotehost.com/var/www/user/html guess where files go when i drop em on that one. I bet when Apple does this itll be 'the app of the year' and when Ms does it its another 'innovation'....

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  152. Well Timothy by floydman · · Score: 1

    looking like u does do having goodest new year....

    New happy yeay

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    The lunatic is in my head
  153. Simplify URLs by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    From: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.01/internet. html?pg=2&topic=&topic_set=

    38 Simplify URLs
    Why can't http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail//03755 02904/qid=1068751824/sr=12-8/103-2810600-6302246?v =glance&s=books be amazon/wolf/wired?

    1. Re:Simplify URLs by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      oh?

      For those wishing this post actually had some commentary associated with it...

  154. #98 by sofakingl · · Score: 2, Informative

    98 Add a "Skip All Flash Intros" option to Macromedia players

    Mozilla Firebird has an extension called Flash Click To Play that stops flash from loading unless you click on it.

  155. Responses to (almost) all 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. It would be fun, but vigilante justice is no way to run a society.
    2. I'm happy with 99 cents. Cheaper would be nice, but 29 cents doesn't sound viable.
    3,4. No comment
    5. I have to ask, why? Phone calls and instant messaging do belong together. But why e-mail?
    6. My cable modem download speeds are just fine. I get better than 300 kilobytes/sec at times. How about boosting the upload though?
    7. No comment
    8. Please, no. If a spammer is breaking the law, just charge him under the existing laws. Please please please stop using the T-word for every villain of the week.
    9. Peer to peer calls are by nature impossible to regulate, without adding a massive burden to the current internet infrastructure. It would be nice if voip was never regulated at all, but if it interfaces with the old system, it's probably going to happen.
    10, 11. No comment
    12. This one is ridiculous. It's technically infeasible and defeats the point of an e-mail address defining "where" you are. Try a free e-mail forwarding service if you want to keep the same address.
    13. No comment.
    14, 15. Hallelujah! Preach it, brother!
    16. Maybe you should investigate available software and hosting services more carefully. I CAN do this. The question is, why can't you?
    17. No comment
    18. Eh...sure, why not?
    19. If companies want to treat my privacy like a commodity, then they better pay me for the privilege of using it.
    20. Roll out wha?
    21. It would be about time. Surely somebody has a conscience and is willing to look past the money and dispense justice.
    22. Take back UHF? Oh yeah...I never did return it to Blockbuster...
    23. No comment
    24. I still wouldn't watch it.
    25. Nope. To go along with this, you would need to have some kind of licensing (private or public), and the hacker would need liability insurance. Even if you go into a system with good intentions, there's a very good chance you could screw something up. If a hacker causes damage, the hacker should pay.
    26. This may sound strange, but I believe telemarketers actually have some integrity. I don't believe spammers do. I'm afraid a Do Not Spam list would increase the amount of spam I get. It's a free list of addresses! The kind of thing spammers normally pay big bucks for. Thanks, but no thanks.
    27. Claims must be investigated by hand. An automated system can break or be abused.
    28. ????
    29. Spot on
    30. Pointless. Spammers somehow have some pretty smart people on their side. Any scrambling scheme will be broken in time.
    31. Been there. Done that. Go download GnuPG.
    32. Sounds suspiciously like a web of trust. See above...
    33. You can do this already. All you need is an always on connection and a domain name.
    34. I once ran AdAware on a Windows PC. I'm not sure where since I don't usually use Windows, but I seem to remember it telling what probably installed the spyware.
    35. I don't care. I don't see what this has to do with saving the internet either.
    36. OK, if you don't mind companies charging each other for bandwidth usage and increasing your bill.
    37. Yes, please! I prefer DSL over cable, but requiring a $25 a month phone line I don't need or want kills the deal for me.
    38. Because in order to maintain functionality you would have to move the variables in the URL to a cookie, but then if you visit that URL again, it wouldn't look the same. You want a dynamic web page to have a static URL? Not gonna happen.
    39. Who do I have to kill to make this happen?
    40. No comment
    41. Please, no. Unlimited copyright, regardless of what it requires, is still a bad idea. Disney does not deserve to keep Mickey forever.
    42. What are you smoking? P2P is not a magic wand that will make everything on the internet better. P2P is *different* from Client-Server, not *better*. P2P has its own points of failure, which can be exploited just as easily as a client-server's failures can. If you want to make any changes to the infrastructure of the internet, start encouraging multicast first.
    43. No comment....

    1. Re:Responses to (almost) all 101 by JestersPet · · Score: 1

      yeah, I have my own responses. to almost all.

      In an nutshell, it is "Make up your freakin mind you nitwit" author. and Proof that the geen pool need chlorine.

      1) Unleash vigilante justice on spammers
      Apparently the writer did not have very good parents, or is just lacking in ethics. Two wrongs do not make a right.

      3) Quit already, Jack Valenti
      The MPAA is not evil, and they are making better decisions than the RIAA. At least they understand why people are grabbing digital version of Movies, That is why more and more movies & shows are getting released sooner and sooner. This is a good thing for both consumers & the movie industry.

      4) Appoint Larry Lessig to the Supreme Court
      Keep your politics to yourself. The Internet is not a US only entity anymore. The Laws of one country do not influence the Internet in a measurable way.

      5) Create the all-in-one inbox
      I for one can multitask. Apparently the writer cannot. If you can only keep track of one inbox, stick to snailmail. Multiple locations for receiving information is a good thing. You can still be reached if there is a problem with one of the others. My parents told me not to put all my eggs in one basket, Apparently the writer has received no such wisdom.

      6) Triple our cable modem speed First step: Just turn off the Golf Channel and UPN.
      Further down the list The writer contradicts themselves regarding this as they want a DSL modem.
      Just cause the writer is not a UPN or golf fan, does not mean that taking the channels away are a good thing. Try opting for balancing the channel vs. broadband abilities on the customers end. This way you can opt for less channels & more broadband or more channels & less broadband for the same price.

      7) Demand truth in advertising for software updates
      There isn't even a "Truth in Advertising" law at the state level for most states, what makes you think they are going to demand it for this new technology will be any different?
      If you want truth in software updates, use the common sense axiom that has been around since the first software update. "Use at your own risk. It is not feasible to test the update on every single system, under every single different configuration."

      11) Larry Flynt, build a porn browser
      I don't know about anyone else, but I won't install anything that Larry Flint programmed. I'll leave that to real programmers. If you want anonymous browsing, turn off your cookies & user agents.

      12) Make email addresses portable
      Email addresses are by design non-portable. If you really must have this, I request that stupidity be painful (for the person & not for every one else around them.) happen first
      The Author wants them disposable too. Try looking at any product that is both disposable & portable, and you can see the inherent problems with this.

      13) Don't let the Pentagon hog the airwaves The DOD doesn't need that many civilian-free radio frequencies to do its job.
      Clearly someone that has no clue how big the military really is, or how many resources it really requires.
      See previous entry about stupidity.

      16) Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?
      This has already been done in Unix, Mac & Windows. If you are not able to read the documentation that came with your distribution, please do not publish to the Internet.

      20) Roll out GAAP for geeks Just as with accounting, create an industry standard for network security. Don't forget the penalties for companies that don't comply
      Since anyone can pretend to be whatever they want to be on the Internet & the Internet is worldwide, you would have to pass this law (legal or not in what ever country you are in) worldwide, so far the is no law that is worldwide.

      21) Bring on the perp walks We want to see the next CEO whose company's servers leak 10,000 cr

    2. Re:Responses to (almost) all 101 by timkientzle · · Score: 1

      Two that you missed:

      "9) Hands off Internet phone calls Just because the creaky old phone system was regulated to death doesn't mean VoIP should suffer the same fate."

      Clearly, the old phone system was not, in fact, "regulated to death," or else the author wouldn't need to call for:

      "37) End broadband monopolies"

      To satisfy my curiosity, does anyone know how to accomplish #37 without "regulating them to death"?

  156. Re:getting rid of spammers by eatdave13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    psst... we're allowed to swear here, ya fuckin wanker.

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  157. Re:getting rid of spammers by evilviper · · Score: 1
    the spammers will spend so much time looking through our bogus replies that the "legit" replies to their spam will be lost in the background noise.

    No, they don't manually process anything... They just let a script go through it, and add all those email addresses as active.
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  158. Re:getting rid of spammers by stand · · Score: 1

    Well one way to not get rid of spammers was the article's item #77 for google:

    Create an email address directory

    Let's get google to do our email address harvesting for us. That'd be porn for spammers.

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    Four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still. -C. Coolidge
  159. Re:getting rid of spammers by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    On the off chance that the spam contains a valid replyto address?

    Seems like what you would need to do is bring down whatever website they're linking to, removing the motivation for spamming. Of course, that brings up the problem of people using spam as a DDOS trigger, as well as being of questionable legality...

  160. Re:getting rid of spammers by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Actually that is a really good idea. Spam generate s replies at a rate of about 1/10th of one percent If your junk mail filter had a random from address gererater and an auto reply function along with a good variety of different but Fake come ones filling in random text from the original spam so that it becomes differcult to counter filter the replies then it will cost spammers tons of time/money to filter though the anit-spam noise destroying there buisiness model. We just got to get this to be a standard feature of mozilla mail and spam is dead.

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  161. In other news by $exyNerdie · · Score: 1
  162. Funny - I have the t-shirt by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    from a mid-90's NANOG meeting - The internet is coming to an end in 10 days...

    Some things never change do they

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  163. Sounds like a single guy complaining by HeX86 · · Score: 2

    Honestly only about 10% of these ideas are realistic. A lot of them almost make me angry because they're just stupid.

    Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack.

    C'mon, P2P is vulnerable to attack as well, mostly contamination of bad data/files. Yes P2P is good for some services, but not everything. File downloading it's great for. Even if we had some sort of automated server mirroring setup, where servers would mirror each other and a download client would get the file from multiple RELIABLE TRUSTWORTHY sources closest to that person. That's not exactly P2P, but it's along the middle road.

    Point being this list is largely crap made up for news.

    1. Re:Sounds like a single guy complaining by Multics · · Score: 1
      a slashdot single guy complaining.

      If ever there was a /. rant list, this is it. Like why we all continue to read /., there are some good ideas intermixed with the total crap.

      -- Multics

  164. 90 by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    "90 Death to fax machines Send us an attachment instead."

    Oh come on. Now I know this list isn't of the best quality, but email attachments are awfull. If you want me to see an image, find some place that hosts websites for free and put it up there. If you need me to watch a stupid flash movie of something else, send the URL in plain text. Don't ever send me 10 100k photos of your wedding in one email message.

    The occasional PDF is ok *sometimes* but even those can get pretty hefty. Send me a URL and I'll download it when I can plan for my connection speed to drop for everything else I'm doing.

    a simple interface to a combination of a webserver and email would be nice. something that lets you "attach" something but the "attachment" is just a reference to the file you wanted attached. That file then gets uploaded automagically to your "attachment space" and the reference to it is sent in the email. the webserver having authorization requirements so only the intended person gets it. doesn't seem too hard really. a response saying the person succesfully downloaded the attachment would be nice too so you can have them automatically expire.

    Hmm, yet another project to work on. Too few hours in the day.

  165. Re:Knighthood for the guy that invented the browse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tim Berners-Lee did not invent the browser.


    A woman named Nicola Pellow invented it under the direction of Tim Berners-Lee. Do you want me to start arguing that Thomas Edison didn't invent the iridescent lightbulb for similar reasons?
  166. Idiots Need Not Apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one help the helpless until they leave. Then we won't have to worry about regulation to protect us from ourselves? Yeah I'm a flamer, whatever.. sorry I value my freedom however mundane the restriction seems.

    free != restricted

  167. Doc by jefu · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Perhaps you'd prefer what people do in my university - everything is a MS Word format file and to send email you just attach the doc file to the email. Getting people to send email that is not in doc format is essentially impossible. Even suggesting it runs you into a maze of incomprehension (what other way is there?) and eventually anger (sometimes verging on fury).

    A list of names, office numbers, email, phone numbers and so on was mailed out a couple months ago. It should have been a tiny text file (especially in csv format), but ended up being about a megabyte. Even in Excel format it would have been more usable.

    1. Re:Doc by Ironica · · Score: 1

      A list of names, office numbers, email, phone numbers and so on was mailed out a couple months ago. It should have been a tiny text file (especially in csv format), but ended up being about a megabyte. Even in Excel format it would have been more usable.

      It could be worse...

      Frequently we get emails sent to "all recipients..." that's about 9000 addresses in the company I work for... with gigantic POWERPOINT slides advertising "Free cookies and punch at lunchtime for Saint Patrick's Day!" and stuff like that.

      There's no way to unsubscribe, and I've had no luck whatsoever convincing Outlook that by "filter messages matching this description into this folder" I mean that I want it to actually *move* things, so I delete a LOT of email.

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  168. That article was f'n sad by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    I can't agree more. I was just about to post the same thing.

    "17: Let a thousand Wi-Fis bloom Open spectrum is the new open source"

    Soooo. Who wants to pay for my broadband :)

    Other sad thing to note are:
    "16: Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?"

    I think Apple calls that .Mac. :/

    "50 Add a broadband department to Wal-MartYou've put every local hardware store out of business. How about the cable guy and the phone company next?"

    $#%^ Walmart.

    "54 Ship antivirus wizard. Why can't the paper clip guy tell us something important, like "This message is infected with Sobig"?"

    First off... all Wizards must die. Secondly, what does one do when their Microsoft antivirus software becomes infected before definitions update?

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    1. Re:That article was f'n sad by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      56 Enable automatic file encryption We've heard the promises for years. But even Apple offers this already - what's the holdup?


      I haven't used a Mac in a while, so I don't know exactly what they're referring to, but I seem to have something similar under Windows XP Professional. I can mark a folder to be encrypted, which will encrypt anything that is placed in it through any application. Basically, the folder can only be accessed by users who are in the access list (so the administrator for that computer can override it, but I don't think pulling out the harddrive and using it on another computer would work, since the administrator there would have a different encryption key). It's only as secure as your login, but any sort of "automatic file encryption" would have that flaw.

    2. Re:That article was f'n sad by billybob · · Score: 1

      First off... all Wizards must die.

      Hehe... that made me laugh :)

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      Joseph?
    3. Re:That article was f'n sad by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
      First off... all Wizards must die.

      Shouldn't, and won't, ever, ever happen. I have been dealing with computers for almost two decades and even I have no interest in manually installing or configuring everything that is loaded on this PC. Sometimes (often), I just want it to work fast, with no jerking around. Maybe you enjoy losing a night of sleep in order to burn a CD, but I've got better things to do... like nothing.

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      Inventor of the term 'pardon my French'.
  169. Re:101 Ways to Save Apple.. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These suggestions are great!!

    8. Buy a song. Last year, it would have been "Respect" by Aretha Franklin. This year, maybe it's "Ain't too Proud to Beg."

    Thats IT! Buy a song!!

  170. My commentary (if you don't care, skip it) by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    #38, 42: What is the obsession with P2P? It's not a panacea.

    #52-72: Replace these with "Go away, Bill."
    #70: Why the hell is this where it is?

    #101: How do you possibly use "Madonna" and "EFF" in the same sentence?

    Finally, I am absolutely opposed to #18; after all, what would we do with goatse.cx?

  171. I got another one for Google... by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    Here's a bitter annoyance of mine. I type something in google and the first 30 responses are links to other fake search engines. They probably stay on top because everyone clicks on them thinking they are ligitimate hits.

    This extends out of google though. Those damn web pages that exist for no reason drive me nuts. They should put a penny tax on these uneeded pages to stop these assholes that have a webpage that just says "Click here for Recipes"

  172. What is evil? by Sedennial · · Score: 1

    Evil forces? Wow. Isn't that a little harsh? Why is your perspective good and their's evil? Is Spamming really evil? Or cracking? Obviously hacking is evil of course.... :)

    We have to be tolerant of others' viewpoints you know...can't have any of this "evil" language...in fact, because you obviously wounded the self image of those who live an alternate internet morality in which spamming is good and anti-spamming is evil, I think we should declare a Day of Amnesty for Spammers, crackers, and Anna Kournikova. Let them all gather in one place and rejoice.....now where's that pocket nuke....

  173. ban commericial use by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    this is the only way to save the internet from itself. anyone pedaling shit should be executed as a traitor to good faith.

  174. 58 Take responsibility or get off our backs..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft is not willing to take responsibility
    for the fuck ups that their software causes
    then they should leave people alone to use it any
    way the hell they want.

    It's bad enough people use your software so
    Don't lie to them.... just keep your mouth shut.

  175. Re:getting rid of spammers by itwerx · · Score: 1

    Valar: I set up my filtering system to keep a list of spammers. Then, everytime I get a spam, I forward it to every address on that list.

    October_30th: You do realize that most spam headers are forged?

    Valar: That's why it is funny :)


    I guess people who actually buy stuff from spammers aren't the only morons... :)

  176. U system engineers, your world is so small. by BuffPuff · · Score: 1

    Us network engineers have already solved all security issues in the network layer: https://www1.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3514.txt?number=3514 Simply comply and we will all be safe and happy.

  177. Star Wars III [SPOILER] by October_30th · · Score: 1

    Well, you don't want to see SW-III...

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    The owls are not what they seem
  178. Well that sucked by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

    I must say... that sucked... like an idiot I read all 101 of them, and 75% of them are either inaccurate or illogical, and the remaining 25% are poorly formed/thought-out.

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    http://brandonbloom.name
  179. Memory bound functions by Meor · · Score: 0

    Memory bound functions are the answer to spam, hands down. http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~naor/PAPERS/mem_ abs.html

  180. 101 Ways To Save The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #101: stop using it.

  181. count again by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    Do not try to read step five, for that is impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no step five.

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
  182. An answer to spam.. by JPriest · · Score: 1

    Start adding SMTP servers to DNS as an MTA record. It adds the ability for exchangers to reject invalid SMTP servers. This is a simple step that would nearly be an answer to spam.

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    Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    1. Re:An answer to spam.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      JPriest: i think someone found your slashdot password and is posting this shit in an effort to make you look stupid.

      Or maybe you are that stupid.

  183. Poorly researched article by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's one mistake that I noticed, in the "Microsoft To-Do List" section:

    56 Enable automatic file encryption We've heard the promises for years. But even Apple offers this already - what's the holdup?

    That's been available since at least Win2K - select a folder, right click, Properties, Advanced, "Encrypt contents to secure data", answer the questions. Select the correct options, and all files moved to/created in that directory will be automatically encrypted. Perhaps that's not simple enough for them, but it's there, and it works.

    Some of the other points, there and elsewhere, are similarly wrong, or just plain nonsensical.

    1. Re:Poorly researched article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apple's implementation encrypts the user's entire home directory--filenames and all.

      ~~~

    2. Re:Poorly researched article by Grond · · Score: 1
      That's been available since at least Win2K - select a folder, right click, Properties, Advanced, "Encrypt contents to secure data", answer the questions. Select the correct options, and all files moved to/created in that directory will be automatically encrypted. Perhaps that's not simple enough for them, but it's there, and it works.

      Actually, checking on my Win2K laptop, that's not available, and I'm running the latest service pack and updates. I suspect from other posts that it may be available with XP. Perhaps the Wired offices haven't upgraded yet? :)

    3. Re:Poorly researched article by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      > Actually, checking on my Win2K laptop, that's not available...

      Actually, I'm running Win2K Pro on one desktop and Win2K Server on another, and it's right there under Properties -->> Advanced on both machines.

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      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    4. Re:Poorly researched article by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Right Click, select Properties, select General tab, click Advanced button. It should be right there....

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      IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  184. My question is... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Save it from what?

    I don't get any spam because I use a Hotmail account for anything public. I don't get pop-ups because I use Opera. I don't get hacked because I keep my patches up to date (which means not bitching about an RPC hole that was patched two months before that the government warned twice about).

    Internet is just fine for me.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:My question is... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      I don't get any spam because I use a Hotmail account for anything public. I don't get pop-ups because I use Opera. I don't get hacked because I keep my patches up to date (which means not bitching about an RPC hole that was patched two months before that the government warned twice about).

      Internet is just fine for me.


      And then what about the "smothering regulation" part? You also have an anonymous offshore wireless access point or something? ;-)

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      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    2. Re:My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker. Think independently.

  185. Google for Legal Music Downloads by FsG · · Score: 1
    Google to-do list..
    73. Add a search for legal music downloads

    This is absolutely brilliant. People here like to talk about killing the RIAA; this one Google feature, properly implemented (Pagerank-like setup to locate the best music) would literally do so overnight. Apple have demonstrated that they want to stay as far from non-RIAA music as possible; CDbaby tried to make arrangements with them - and failed. Perhaps Google will be able to do what Apple wouldn't, or couldn't

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  186. Re:getting rid of spammers by bedessen · · Score: 1

    If you actually do this you're an asshole. You can never trust the From: line in spam. You're just clogging up some innocent person's inbox. Don't be a dick.

  187. Re:getting rid of spammers by infochuck · · Score: 1

    Another completely clueless message modded up as "interesting".

    Most spam has a fake From: address. If you reply to it, your reply will either be undeliverable, or will go to the unlucky person whose email address was forged by the spammer. If the From: addresses were valid, getting rid of spam would be trivial.


    Okay, I'm conflicted here because I tend to agree with you, and yet you insinuate that the post/poster to which you were replying was "clueless" - and then you proceed to make vague and quantifiable declarations without quantifying or citing anything/body - specificially, you claim that 'Most spam has a fake From: address' yet cite no statistics to back this up. Is this anecdotal, from your own personal experience with YOUR inbox, or did you see in a credible study that 51% or better of spam had invalid From: fields? If so, which one/where/by whom? I didn't think so...

    Please note - I'm ignorant of facts in this area; again, I think you may be correct, but it's awfully assholish to lambast somebody (and the folks who agreed with him/her/it) for all the wrong reasons - ie, disagreeing with 'statistics' you've appparantly made up.

  188. slashdot digest version by joeldg · · Score: 1

    for those of us who are just plain to busy o surf through all the crap anymore..

  189. Re:getting rid of spammers by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    You can only do that if the spammers have correct return addresses to reply to. Most don't. If they did actually post REAL e-mail addresses, the problem could be solved vigilante-style with the backlash they would receive in spam back to them.

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    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  190. Re:getting rid of spammers... tough to do.. by KitFox · · Score: 1

    The "morons" buying into spam advertisements are making quite a bit of money. They bow down to the Almighty Buck.

    Think about it...

    "Your message sent to 65 million valid email addresses for only $150!"

    Okay, so, now say, you get a 0.005% hit rate (As described by , and a 0.001% actual sale rate and your product sells for a profit of $50. That's 3250 people giving the spam a second thought, and 650 actually buying your product. Which equates to $32,500 in your pocket, or a $32,350 profit on your advertising revenues... That's over 21,500 percent gain on cost of advertising.

    Now, you go tell those folks who buy these advertisements that they are stupid to pay $150 to help them make $32K, and see how they respond.

    Different methods are definitely needed.

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    @Whee

  191. RIAA/Internet2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just give the RIAA some funding and tell them to stop spamming. They seem to love lawsuits, let'em attack something that really matters.

    OR

    Just leave the internet the way it is, and release Internet2 to the public, but make it complicated as hell to use and don't let people dumb it down. I could stand having to work a little bit to get online if i could avoid all the BS that fills the current system.

  192. Reminds me of the old SNL commercial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for the First Citywide Change Bank, which only gives change (and for free). The manager says, "Some people may ask, how can we possibly make money off of this? The answer is simple. Volume."

  193. Ironic Banner Ad by Doogie+Howser · · Score: 1

    Funny thing -- when I RTFA about saving the Internet, I noticed the leading banner ad was touting the "new Microsoft Office System"...

  194. Re:getting rid of spammers by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

    My email address got hijacked by a spammer once. Getting all the undeliverable notices was annoying but people replying to my address cursing at me bummed me out.

  195. Maybe a new e-mail protocol is needed ? by master_p · · Score: 1

    A new e-mail protocol maybe could solve the problem...I can't exactly imagine how, but that's up to the tech people to find out.

  196. Re:getting rid of spammers by XeroDegrees · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The current tactic of ignoring spam "in the hope it will go away" just helps raise the spammers' signal-to-noise ratio when they look at their replies. If they had to go through a million bogus replies to get the 10 that are stupid enough to really want their crap, they'll become unprofitable quickly.

    unsolicited commando As I understand it, it fills out the forms that are linked to in spam with credible info so that the spammer gets paid for a load of information which the marketing company can't follow up, result: company thinks spammer is forging info and no longer uses his services OR company pays spammer on results only, spammer gives company loads of info but company says info faked, spammer does not believe them, thinking instead that they made up any old excuse and took his data with out paying him
    looking at my UC interface it has sent bogus data to betterspot liensale and ecom-universe
  197. Re:getting rid of spammers by mattdm · · Score: 1

    Oh come on. One does not need to do a study to figure this out -- nor does one need to cite scientific journals to post one's observations on slashdot. The reason to lambast this suggestion is dead on, even without precise numbers.

    In fact, *any* significant amount of spam with forged from addresses, regardless of the overall percentage, is enough to make this a terribe, terrible idea. A spammer used an address at a friend's domain hosted on a box I own, and cleaning up the bounces and flames was a nightmare for several days. Urgh. That's enough evidence for me, thank you very much.

  198. Not sure if the P2P notes were too far off by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

    The interior of the network continues to be "dumb", although we know there is much that could be done to reduce congestion by putting smarter nodes/uber-routers in place of the dumb boxes there now. From that perspective you can see routers as a P2P type appliance - at least via BGP. Replacing these with boxes that also cache content, block spam, etc might be a good idea. I'm not sure though if that is what the author meant.

  199. Re:getting rid of spammers by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    You forgot Reverse MX records would also make it even more trivial.

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  200. Re:getting rid of spammers by FunkyRat · · Score: 1
    I think the spam business now consists of mostly addresses being sold to other spammers.

    I've thought the same thing for years. It's similar to the online porn industry. The little guy throws up a website and gets into a few affiliate programs and thinks the traffic and money is just going to come rolling in. In reality, it's incredibly difficult to get your little porn site noticed amid the thousands of others.

    The ones making the money are those selling porn hosting services, content, etc. and these turn out to be mostly a handful of large companies. There was a really good story on Kuro5hin about this about a year ago from someone who actually tried, and sort of succeeded, to make money in the porn industry. My observations regarding the spam industry are that it's just about the same.

    Don't think I haven't thought about going over to the dark side and starting to spam either, if not for a living, then at least part-time to make beer and hardware money. I mean, if you are honest with yourself, who wouldn't? It's the allure of easy money. What could be easier than sending out half a million e-mails for a $50 product and having just a 5% of a percent (.0005) sales rate. It's hard to think of an easier way to make $12,500. Alas, it can't be that easy because if it was, everybody would be doing it.

  201. Stop blocking spammers, block companies by KalvinB · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was getting a dozen or so spam a day. I started filtering based on the links in the e-mail (which can't be obfuscated or they don't work) and now I find myself checking my mail server just to make sure it's actually working.

    Spammers like to use images because that gets them past filters based on words. But images take up a large amount of bandwidth. 25 million messages sent with a 25KB image will take 667GB of transfer. So I simply filter out the domain that's hosting that image.

    If you look at spam, spammers use affiliate programs. So although you're getting spam from hundreds or thousands of spammers, there are only a handful of domains they're wanting you to click on or are linking images from.

    So you can try to block those thousands of spammers or you can block that handful of domains they're linking to.

    And since I'm only filtering links that only spammers use, it's 100% effective and 100% accurate.

    Nobody I know is going to be sending me e-mails with a link to www.2004hosting.org but dozens of spammers have and now that I've filtered it, dozens are trying and failing regardless of who they are. So I've effectivly blocked dozens of spammers by filtering a single company.

    Lots of spammers also use common click-thru sites to claim their commission. By blocking that handful of domains I've just blocked thousands of spammers.

    I now get a spam maybe once every few days and I simply VNC into my server and block the domain used to host the image and I'll never get a spam from any spammer who's using that domain to host their ad pics.

    Simple. Effective. I also block mail domains as possible because there is no silver bullet. You have to attack on as many fronts as you can. I've just found blocking companies to be the best out of the bunch. But it's litter and every little measure helps.

    Ben

    1. Re:Stop blocking spammers, block companies by sbrowning · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a great idea, I can't imagine spammers will pay for new domains for each mailing to avoid re-using the same link or image host.

      You must have a large list of known links to filter out. Is there a chance you can post them somewhere for someone else to use?

      Here are 4 keywords I just came up with that will be filtered for me...
      hkvip hksac 51erw3 pityz

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    2. Re:Stop blocking spammers, block companies by terrab0t · · Score: 1

      That sounds very clever. I'm not surprised that it works so well for you, but I'm pretty sure a Bayesian SPAM filter will filter out emails with links to domains spammers use. I appreciate that doing this filtering on your mail server will save you some bandwidth, but it's probably easier for most people to use a mail program with an intelligent "junk" button.

      Just in case anyone here isn't aware, Mozilla Thunderbird is an excellent free mail program that does smart filtering. I haven't seen much SPAM since I started using it.

  202. Blah by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Out of the 101 ways.. There are about 3-5 that are applicable and would help... The rest are trash ideas that a grade 3 class could have come up with as they are either unaplicable or so bad they will not work.. For the most part it It should be labeled 101 Bandaids we can help to put on the internet.. And just like bandaids They are nothing more than a temporary fix and don't actually cure the Cause of "The Cut/Wound".. FOr the most part most of them are bad enough its like putting a bandaid on a broken leg.. Will it help? No!

    Sorry if it seems to be a bit of a troll but his list of 101 things we can do to help fix the internet are 101 solutions to 3 or 4 problems. What would you do if you took your car to a mechanic beacuse It wasn't starting properly and he gave you a list of 23 things you can do to help it start better without lifting a wrench to fix whats wrong with your car.

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  203. here's a start by abhisarda · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. stop slashdotting helpless websites. :)

  204. Top 10 stupidest of the top 101... by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The list is not to bad, but there's a few that really stick out as incredibly stupid. Here's my list:


    Create the all-in-one inbox Email, phone calls, instant messages - they should all go into a single app.


    Why do people think a single app is the solution to problems? Massive apps that try to do everything are bloated, hard to maintain, and have make compromises that hurt all the other functions. Mozilla has wisely decided to split the mail reader and the internet browser into firebird and mozilla. Make applications seperate, but able to communicate with one another.


    8 Declare spammers are terrorists And put Ashcroft, Ridge, and Rumsfeld on their tails.


    Ugh. This is mostly tongue in cheak I'm assuming,
    but the last thing we need to do is water down the definition of "terrorist"

    10 Free the handsets We should be able to buy any cell phone and match it with any service plan.


    Just what I want, a bloated, expensive phone that supports the 5-10 different mobile phone standards/frequencies, of which I use one. Providers already give you a free phone if you sign up for them. The phone itself is already a commodity, why is making it more expensive/bloated necessary?

    12 Make email addresses portable

    Huh? If you want a "portable" email address just register a domain, and forward your email to the provider of the week. The situation just isn't analogous to phone numbers, where you've never been able to own what amounts to an exchange.

    38 Simplify URLs Why can't http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail//03755 02904/qid=1068751824/sr=12-8/103-2810600-6302246?v =glance&s=books be amazon/wolf/wired?


    Because a lot of information needs to be conveyed in a URL. I suspect the real complaint is it's hard to exchange a URL unless you do it via
    email, etc.

    42 Replace servers with P2P Too many network services - domain names, Web servers, email - rely on the old client-server model, which is vulnerable to attack.


    Wired is smoking crack. There's a place for p2p, but it isn't in replacing webservers, dns, and email. The reasons should be fairly obvious (not fast or reliable enough, etc).


    58 Take the blame Software license agreements that absolve you of, oh, deleting three years' worth of email are irresponsible. Bugs are negligence, and negligence should cost you, not us.


    And kill off open source, single programmers, and anyone else that can't afford million dollar lawsuits. Software is unreliable, shouldn't be guaranteed unless you require it. Anything that puts someones life on the line is different of course (there's an example of a cancer irradiating machine that comes to mind), but it's your responsiblity to back up your data from being wiped out.


    75 Let us link to a page we hate without boosting its ranking


    Why are you linking to sites you hate? Why create the link at all, and not just mention the site in text? If you create the link, it's probbably interesting. If lots of people hate it, maybe I want to know why?


    76 Add mobile numbers to the phone book

    77 Create an email address directory


    Good god no. The last thing I want is more spammers finding my email address, and people calling up my cell phone I don't know. If I _want_ people calling/emailing me, I give out that information.

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    AccountKiller
  205. So they're the reason why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We were bombarded by those gay Mac commercials...

    "98. Testimonials. Create commercials featuring real-life people in situations where buying a Mac (or switching to a Mac) saved the day."

  206. SXSW Interactive Question of the Day by sartin · · Score: 1

    This was also the South by Southwest Interactive Question of the day on December 23. They referenced the Wired article and asked for opinions from SXSW Interactive presenters.

    I've been getting these in my email every day for a few weeks since I'm on a panel on accessible web navigation on behalf of Knowbility and Omniscient Turtle. Sadly, nobody gave me the iSight I wanted for Christmas (as published in the first question of the day), so I ordered one for myself.

  207. Step 16.... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

    Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?

    I suppose opening an ftp connection from the browser is just oh-so-hard?

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  208. Confused.... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

    1 Unleash vigilante justice on spammers One activist has proposed filters that launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers. Great. Just make sure we have the right IP addresses first.

    What does nailing their tounges to fast-growing trees have to to with IP addresses?

    7 Demand truth in advertising for software updates C'mon, AOL 9.0 is really AOL 8.0 with the version number increased 1.0.

    How about "Demand truth in advertising." ? I've been drinking <beverage> for years and I'm yet to be attacked to bikini-clad supermodels!

    8 Declare spammers are terrorists And put Ashcroft, Ridge, and Rumsfeld on their tails.

    That's not fair! If the US govt is going to go after them as terrorists, they should at least train them first like they do to all the other terrirists out there.

    14 Dump the Digital Millennium Copyright Act

    If you're going to do that then it's only fair to re-inburse all the people who bought it. I'll chip in!!

  209. More goofiness from this article... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

    Step 68 Write to President Schwarzenegger When he gets to Washington in, oh, 2012, maybe he can terminate the legislation that mandates insane fixes for digital piracy.

    Ah-nuld cannot become President without a Constitutional Amendment. Look it up.

    Step 12 Make email addresses portable

    Uh-huh. Right. Like there isn't already a jsmith on every server in the world. This won't work at all, so why put it in there? I take that back, it would work, but it would require everyone that wants an email address to just give up on having something cute and useful and take the twelve-digit alphanumeric one they are given. Riiiiight.

    Step 28 Simplify disposable addresses

    What the fuck does this mean?

    Step 50 Add a broadband department to Wal-Mart

    Thanks for waving the flag for America's largest wage slave taskmaster.

    Step 75 Let us link to a page we hate without boosting its ranking

    Let us know when you've worked that one out

    That's just a brief review of the ones that are just wasting space in the article. Overall, there are some good ideas in there, but most of them are just pipe dreams.

    The internet was created to be a heaving, surging, chaotic mass of mess. The only problem is the surge of people online now who aren't educated enough to protect themselves from that chaos. Well, guess what? Trying to get the government or the corporations to step up and protect those people will only screw over those of us with some clue as to how things work. And why, then, should we pay penalties because someone bought their 70-year old grandmother a computer this Christmas and she opened an email that brought down the backbone?

    The only way to save the internet is to just let it run the way it always has.

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  210. Re:getting rid of spammers by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
    Surprisingly for Slashdot, those are excellent points. It's very tempting to cash in on the brutal stupidity of the public at large, especially when the capital investment is so small. I have absolutely no pity for anyone who gets bilked by the Nigerian scam or any of the countless "herbal" remedies being hawked. Those collosal morons are going to lose their money to someone, why not me?

    Frankly, I think it really is as simple as it seems to be a profitable spammer, and the only legitimate hurdle I can see is obtaining clients who wish their product advertised in such a manner. In fact, the reason why everyone isn't doing it is because it's so deceptively simple. Either that, or moral objections, but those tend to fall away in the minds of many when there's easy money to be had.

    Computers and the Internet are still very much a "black box" affair to the average consumer, and they almost certainly figure that sending a few million e-mails is something only that nerd kid next door could be clever enough to pull off. I have no desire to kill this falsehood, for the sake of my inbox if nothing else.

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  211. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Another completely clueless message modded up as "interesting".

    And one modded up as "insightful" as well...

    If we all went to the referred website or whatever, and told them that we were interested in their product but never gave them money, it would have the same effect.

    There are ways to reply to spam other than via the return address.

  212. remember when wired was cool? by tonyt · · Score: 1

    me neither.

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  213. Re:getting rid of spammers by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    I run a mail server that gets 100K+ messages a day.

    All the spam that bounces back to the sender bounces back to me.

    Nuff said.

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  214. Who else modded this up simply because he said... by God+Hates+Liberals · · Score: 1

    'prescient.'

    hah hah hah.

  215. Re:Conflicting goals? (OT) by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

    You realize most people selling alcohol during prohibition were either unstable morons or people you wouldn't want to know you existed as well?

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  216. What I do (do) think... by Ironica · · Score: 1

    Well, a lot of them are interesting, some are amusing, and a few seem actually potentially useful. But some of them I take issue with.

    12 Make email addresses portable Email addresses *are* portable... just pony up for a domain name. Anyway, that's like saying "Make home addresses portable." If I live on Green Avenue, my mail shouldn't say 1234 Brown Street. the domain is *where* your email goes.

    Now, if they'd said "Require all paid email providers to forward your email for free for 90 days when you cancel your account" that would make sense.

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move? Maybe you can't, but I can. Type ftp://username:password@ftp.domain.com/public_html into the Windows Explorer address bar, and have fun. But usually I use Filezilla, which works just dandy too.

    If you're trying to "publish" via some stupid HTML composer, then I'd rather it be *harder* than easier. Then we wouldn't have government agencies building websites in MS Word (tried to get the link, but it's broken... but LADOT did have one of these up as recently as last week).

    28 Simplify disposable addresses This is actually a suggestion for *cutting down* on spam. Make it easier for any 13-year-old to send email that they don't actually care about. This seems like an excellent idea.

    53 Give away a good spam filter Mozilla.org is already doing this. Hm, maybe they could sue MS for an anticompetitive action if they enter this market.

    54 Ship antivirus wizard Why can't the paper clip guy tell us something important, like "This message is infected with Sobig"? Again, is this MS's job? And how long would it take folks to turn it off if it was Clippy?

    59 Make anonymous Net use easier Because, when Microsoft says I'm anonymous, I believe them. What kind of a suggestion is this? How is this remotely a job for MS? And why on earth would we trust them to do it?

    61 Create a security advisory board Appoint some outsiders (hello, Dan Geer?) to decide which security upgrades should be auto-pushed to consumers' PCs - then make it happen. NO--- don't auto-push *anything* to *my* computer. That's why it's *mine*. Not yours. I don't care how many "advisors" you get or how far "outside" they are. How about they beta test the product, so they can say "Hey, MS, before this goes gold, you might want to turn off the 'allow any random idiot to connect to your computer from anywhere on the Internet' service..."

    63 Offer more language translation We want to read those Iranian blogs. Again, this is MS's job how? I'm thinking they meant something besides "translation," like maybe character sets. And yeah, sure, add more of those. But before you publish an article in a slick magazine, find the right word.

    67 End phone subsidies A byzantine maze of hidden revenue transfers - universal service, excise tax, TTY/TDD access, 911, et cetera - discourages innovations like Vonage that don't fit the regulatory format. Pay for all this stuff from general taxes instead of sneaking it onto the phone bill. Phone taxes should be simplified, and explained better. But paying for things out of general revenues is a terrible idea. Systems that rely on user fees are better maintained and offer better service than those paid for out of general revenues. Which do you count on more... getting a dialtone when you pick up the phone or getting from point A to point B on the freeway in a reasonable amount of time? Could be because only 1/3 of highway and road maintenance (at least in California) is paid for by gas taxes, vehicle registration fees, and truck fees... the rest they have to beg from the same pot as education, health care, and parks.

    68 Write to President Schwarzenegger When he gets to Washington in, oh, 2012, maybe he can

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  217. Some ideas on controlling Spam by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    #1 Change SMTP so that it needs verification to send an email. Spammers can be identified by the verification placed in the headers. Of course any program or script that sends SMTP mail will have to be changed as a downside to this.

    #2 Require Spammers to include a "Spam" tag in the headers of the mail they send. That way email programs can filter them out better. It would be hard to enforce this.

    #3 Every ISP must have an Anti-Spam program in place like Spam Assasin to filter out Spam.

    #4 There should be a national Anti-Spam registry that Spam can be forwarded to in order to be identified so the senders of said Spam can be punished. Let experts track them down.

    #5 Change Email programs to use GNUPG or some other encryption to sign emails. Any email not being signed gets moved to a "Suspected Spam" folder. This would require email programs to be rewritten, as well as SMTP sending scripts and programs. Signed Spam can have the key checked and verified who sent it from a global key server.

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  218. Frankly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see no way to effectively regulate spammers; at least not without government control at every level of the network layer.

    If it comes to that much government interference and a few hundrew pieces of spam, I'll hold my nose and stick with the spam.

    Honestly, you're giving too much control of every to a proven dishonest government simply so SPAM won't bother you any more?

    Cripes.

  219. Apple Todo List? by nicfit · · Score: 1

    Umm, how about a Linux version of iTunes. What's holding that back? Duh!

  220. That's one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I walked into Gamestop, bought an N-Gage"

    I'll bet you had to fight the hordes off from the N-Gage counter.

    They've sold what.... 10K of these worldwide? You must be very discriminating.

  221. Only need one... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Sorry to insert a serious comment in a hilarious thread, but it's 2:30am and I'm a little drunk and finding something to do until the bedroom is... available. Happy new year, by the way. :-)

    Did anyone else notice that, contrary to point 59 of the 101, you could in fact fix almost everything wrong with the Internet simply by removing the ability to be completely anonymous (even to administration/law enforcement agencies)? Obviously anonymity can be useful for a small number of legitimate purposes, but the vast majority of the time, we could live without it. In exchange for tracking down and punishing all but the very best spammers, crackers, virus distributers, credit card fraudsters, publishers of defamatory comments, fake doctors giving dangerous medical advice, and numerous other parasites, there must be a better compromise than what we have today...

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  222. How I save the Internet by Dr+Cool · · Score: 1

    Lots and lots of blank floppy disks.

  223. video iPod by Zugok · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking the other day, an MP3 player like an iPod or iRiver would be nice. However I download a lot of music videos from P2P and I think they are way cooler than plain old mp3s. A video iPod or somesuch would be ideal. If I don't want to watch the video I can simply listen to the music.

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  224. Watch out for Joe-Jobs by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative
    Spammers often impersonate people they don't like, so angry responders trash them. Make sure you don't get tricked into harassing the innocent. And far more often than that, they use fake addresses on real servers, such as YetAnotherBogusAddress@yahoo.com. Try not to waste their resources either. And your ISP would appreciate if you don't waste their resources.

    However, if spammers have genuine "remove-me" addresses (at least genuine enough to be collecting your address so they can resell it as "validated", if not necessarily genuine enough to stop spamming you), then certainly you could sent them large email addresses, such as an MPEG of you telling them why you don't want any more spam, in case they didn't get the hint. Do make sure you tell their ISP's abuse department as well (which suggests your MPEG should _not_ include a demonstration of why you don't need their herbal expander pills... :-) If you can send mail directly, rather than using your ISP's SMTP relay, certainly sending any spammer 10-50 times as many bits as they sent you would be legitimate. It's not as effective unless everybody does it, but hey, it's a start.

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  225. 33 P2P Email by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Well, there's always SMTP. If you don't like it, there's UUCP. If you don't like that either, there's Fidonet. If you don't like those, there's probably something else in the Amateur Packet Radio business.

    As far as P2P servers for domain names go, there's a real difference between the distribution technology for the names (which isn't usually a problem) and the decision-making processes, which are hierarchical by design (and have a big ugly glaring mess at the top levels of the hierarchy.)

    But yes, "Wired the Conde Nast Travel Magazine" is a bit different than "Wired" was the first year or two, when my friends were in it more often :-)

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  226. Make email P2P?! by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Email is P2P. It's possibly the canonical peer-to-peer system on the 'net. The only non P2P part comes from DNS address look up.

    To send you email, I look up the corresponding MX record and connect to your host directly and attempt to deliver.

    Of course in the real world, home Windows machines typically do not run their own mail servers, and rely on some other server (their ISP?) to handle mail for them. But there's nothing stopping users from handling their own mail if they have decent network connectivity and working name service.

    Here is another example of how widespread NAT and dynamic IPs cause problems that we have to struggle to work around. This is the problem, not any lack of P2P-ness of email!

  227. Re:getting rid of spammers by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    (I'm not the original poster.)

    I know a friend of mine had to shut down his satan@hell.org address because his mail server was clogged by the bounce messages replying to spam supposedly from that address.

  228. Get all the Windoze lusers off it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HA! I am so funny! Because everyone who uses Windoze is stupid because I'm smarter than they are because I use linux and all the rest of you Micro$heep are stupid! Look! I combined microsheep and using a $ for an S! Because Micro$oft is greedy and their customers are stupid sheep that do whatever they're told! HA HA! I am so clever!

  229. Finally, I'm #1! by $ASANY · · Score: 1
    1 Unleash vigilante justice on spammers One activist has proposed filters that launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers. Great. Just make sure we have the right addresses first.

    Finally, after all these years, someone at Wired thinks I'm nifty. I feel so much better now. Well, maybe not.

    Project Web Form Flooder at http://formflood.sourceforge.net

  230. Re:Alternative: Eudora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set her up with Eudora, with the proper set-up (though even the default settings beat Outhouse any day). You can set the font to whatever you please. The links work, but don't auto-open. The photos work fine as .jpg attachments (and they don't auto-open, either). Easily supports "family" computers with multiple mail accounts (set up a separate short-cut to each mailbox). All my non-techie clan have no trouble using it this way.

  231. Re:getting rid of spammers by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

    I remember the good old days, back in early 1998 when I first got DSL. Except for the few random people who visited my little web page, the transmit light on my router wouldn't blink at all unless I was doing something. I get all nostalgic just thinking about it.

  232. Re:getting rid of spammers by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

    That would be the "do not spam" list from the CAN-SPAM Act.

  233. No 5 by tqft · · Score: 1

    I liked 5 - one Inbox for everything - phone, fax, email, dumb requests from boss

    Then I just have one pile to trash!

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  234. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That actually is one of the reasons I switched back from Linksys to a Linux-based fw. I wanted to see just WTF was keeping my Activity light going 24x7 with rare blinks. It is ridiculous, you're absolutely right.

  235. Re:getting rid of spammers by dspeyer · · Score: 1
    Most spam has some way to contact them (after all, they need your credit card). Often it's a URL. For example, the most recent spam I received (advertising a 'magic lubricant' for enhanced sexual performance) encourages me to visit href=http://dottry.biz/vpoil/ a site which could easily be DDOSed into oblivion (it can hardly handle normal traffic). What might be more appropriate, however, would be to use their comments or their ortder form to overwhelm them with bogus entries. This ought to be scriptable.

    This should be attempted with caution. Spammers may be working with crackers, virus-writers, and possibly meat-space criminals. Operate from behind a firewall, in an open-source browser, with active content diabled. Never give your true name or similar information. If there are strange codes in the URL, remove them, they may encode your e-mail address.

    So that's my little guide to vigilante anti-spam activity. Not that I'd ever encourage you to do anything illegal :-)

  236. Re:getting rid of spammers by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    Of course!

    To any idiot automatically deleting their spam, STOP DOING IT. Register for an account over at SpamCop now and start reporting. I've been doing it for a loong time now.

    Spare a though for the people who refresh their inbox every minute in order to catch the latest "Free Cable", "Enlarge %s", "Give your %s multiple %o" offer.

  237. Does this guy know what he's talkiing about? by Rysc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All-points reply. Some are fine, some are insane. I think this guy doesn't think things through, or is very ignorant.

    1 Unleash vigilante justice on spammers One activist has proposed filters that launch distributed denial-of-service attacks back at spammers. Great. Just make sure we have the right addresses first.

    That's fine with me, but the potential for disaster is pretty high. I like the odds, but most people (polticians and corporations especially) will not.

    2 Slash song prices charge 29 cents per download. You''ll make it up in volume.

    Bring it on. It' make it 25 cents, for the "Only a quarter" factor. Related note: Perhaps music stores should use BR, or make it an option? Seamless BT for broadband users would save the company a bit on bandwidth, maybe making it possible to run more cheaply (maybe not, I've really no idea).

    3 Quit already, Jack Valenti

    That will only treat a symptom of a problem.

    4 Appoint Larry Lessig to the Supreme Court Is he a Democrat or a Republican? Who cares! Laws governing information flow are the new affirmative action, abortion, and gun control rolled into one.

    Would never happen soon enough to be crucial to those issues, would be cool.

    5 Create the all-in-one inbox Email, phone calls, instant messages - they should all go into a single app.

    Haha. Sure. And invent a computer which anybody can make do anything they need without effort, first time, every time. How? Oh, I thought we were exchanging fantasies...

    6 Triple our cable modem speed First step: Just turn off the Golf Channel and UPN.

    Fine by me. But make it ESPN and ESPN2 and all sports channels and all shopping channels and leave UPN. They rerun Buffy.

    7 Demand truth in advertising for software updates C'mon, AOL 9.0 is really AOL 8.0 with the version number increased 1.0.

    So what do you want? A feature list? A changelog? Fine print which says "Improvements may not be dramatic?" How would this work?

    8 Declare spammers are terrorists And put Ashcroft, Ridge, and Rumsfeld on their tails.

    This would REALLY not help. The problem is that if spammers can be classified as terrorists, so can legitimate emailers, and so can I, and so can you. Jumping to extreme measures ALWAYS backfires, sooner or later.

    9 Hands off Internet phone calls Just because the creaky old phone system was regulated to death doesn't mean VoIP should suffer the same fate.

    Indeed.

    10 Free the handsets We should be able to buy any cell phone and match it with any service plan.

    Sure.

    11 Larry Flynt, build a porn browser It should cover our tracks coming and going.

    Some moz extensions would probably do this. What does Flynt know about software? Nothing. What do Mozilla developers knw about porn? I'd guess an awful lot. The group with the right ranges of experience is clear.

    12 Make email addresses portable

    Eh? Portable how? If you mean what I think you mean, then we have it already (more or less) and you're a nutjob if you propose "fixing" that in the way I think is like.y Hell, you're a nutjob anyway.

    13 Don't let the Pentagon hog the airwaves The DOD doesn't need that many civilian-free radio frequencies to do its job.

    Sure.

    14 Dump the Digital Millennium Copyright Act

    Yes!

    15 Stop the US Patent Office before they patent the hyperlink Oops, too late.

    Filler. Padding. Why?

    16 Simplify Web publishing Why can't we post files from our desktop to a Web site in one drag-and-drop move?

    Um... yeah, sure. Run a loca webserver. Problem solved! Mount your SFTP connection as a directory. Problem solved!

    The point is, we can do this already.

    17 Let a thousand Wi-Fis bloom Open spectrum is the new open source.

    Nothing will ever be "the new open source". That would imply open source is some kind of buzz-word or fad. While it may also be the former, it is most definitely not the latter.

    18 Build a

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  238. e-mail address changes by Rudolf · · Score: 1

    Besides, how often are people going to change broadband providers and the like?

    Heck, my e-mail adress has changed 3 times in less than 3 years without changing providers, thanks to @home/AT&T/Comcast.

  239. Bah by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    I like the wild west approach. Short rope, tall tree, byebye spammer.

  240. They forgot one... by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    #102: Stop splitting up articles over multiple pages for the sole purpose of increasing advertising hits (or link directly to the printer version).

  241. All-in-one email, phone, IM by teknico · · Score: 1

    5 Create the all-in-one inbox Email, phone calls, instant messages - they should all go into a single app.

    His wish is their command: Quotient.

    Don't be fooled by the unadorned web site: Quotient is a multiprotocol server plus client plus repository, supporting POP, IMAP, SIP, IRC and IM, and based on Twisted, an event-based, multiprotocol networking framework. Quotient comes from the Twisted guys themselves.

    It's a remarkable architecture, and implemented in a very nice programming language. :^)

  242. Two words: by roie_m · · Score: 1

    Joe job.
    Wherein you hate me, so you spam everyone in town with my web address (or whatever).

    1. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, STUPID.

      If you follow a web link from mail and fill out an order form with fake information, you're hurting a spammer. Regular 'net billy-bobs DO NOT HAVE Viagra order forms on their sites.

      Besides, if this practice became common, vigilantes would kill spammers long before they were numerous enough to hurt legit companies.

  243. Clueless? Well then I am too. If there is no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to contact the spammers, how do they make any money? I think he was suggesting we place "sales inquiries" and then not buy anything to EVERY SINGLE spam we get. This sounds like an interesting approach.

  244. Charge Money from the Spammers by Phoe6 · · Score: 1

    If you own your own domain and you are spammed @your-domain.com ID, then just charge the spammers for what they are doing and enjoy the money thats come to you. Here I have got Terms of Service(ToS). Feel free to use it for your own.

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  245. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a very, very simple idea that makes it pretty obvious spam comes from forged addresses. If they didn't, you could easily filter by address or domain.

  246. Legal MP3 downloads by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    In Finland it's legal to _download_ anything you find on the net. However, _distributing_ content without permission is illegal. The reasoning why downloading is legal is that you can't verify whether the download site has the permissions. So, for example, it's legal to run Gnutella as long as you don't share anything without permission.

    Of course, things get murky with applications like BitTorrent which rely on simultaneous uploads and downloads. I think of BT as a method of downloading, but I'm not sure how legal is really is. In any case it's a good example of the futility of the concept of "intellectual" property.

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  247. Hypocrisy spotted by gefafwysp · · Score: 1

    57: Filter fake error messages
    Those ads that pose as Windows error messages ("Your computer may be infected! Download fix?") should appear in front of your lawyers, not us.

    Did anybody else notice the fake Windows banner at the top of this page saying "You have 2 unread messages waiting for you"?

  248. Re:getting rid of spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hows about instead of replying to every spam you spam the smtp service of the "to remove - click here" url?

  249. Send her an url to your website. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Teach her how to type it on her browser.

    Tell her ho to include it on her Bookmarks.

    Send her a quick email when you do an update.

    Or send your HTML document as an attachment.

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  250. I'm not talking about spam. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You are correct that many sites use .com now.

    But that does not mean that .sex would not work better. I can see why very few people would use .net or .org for their sites.

    Oh, but I'm typing this into a site called slashdot.org, how amazing. It seems that slashdot.com redirects the user to slashdot.org so I'm thinking that a similar function might work for the .sex sites.

    And the reason that many porn sites would adopt the .sex name is that it would place the burden of preventing minors from accessing them onto the parents or other person letting them use the computer.

    So, if a minor hits a porn site using a .com address, that site can be sued for sending porn to a minor. This results in cash inflow for the people doing the suing and cash outflow for the porn site.

    Sure, some sites will move off-shore, but then they'll have to share that pipe to the US with every other person in that country. That means slower connection speeds and the legit porn sites will move to .sex in the US and have fast connection speeds.

    Economics in action.

    The majority of legit porn sites will move to .sex while the others will suffer bandwidth constraints.

    It will be easy to filter .sex sites for minors, while adults will quickly learn the new addresses.

    1. Re:I'm not talking about spam. by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Oh, but I'm typing this into a site called slashdot.org, how amazing. It seems that slashdot.com redirects the user to slashdot.org so I'm thinking that a similar function might work for the .sex sites.

      Yeah, a tech site that tries to abide by the rules of the internet. Great example.

      Actually, isn't .org primarily for no-profits and not-for-profits? So, even Slashdot is using the wrong TLD.

      And the reason that many porn sites would adopt the .sex name is that it would place the burden of preventing minors from accessing them onto the parents or other person letting them use the computer.

      Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Just like porn spammers are soooooo worried that their emails might inadvertently wind up in the inboxes of children.

      Get real, dude.

      So, if a minor hits a porn site using a .com address, that site can be sued for sending porn to a minor. This results in cash inflow for the people doing the suing and cash outflow for the porn site.

      It's not happening now with porn spam, so why would it happen with a .sex TLD?

      And, the sheer volume of porn sites out there makes this a questionable task as well. Who would you go after? There's no one site that you could sue that would cause the rest to crumble.

      And many of these are fly-by-night operations, anyway, so what do they care if they get hit by a lawsuit? Shut down one company, relaunch another company. Back in business while the plaintiffs exhaust their funds trying to hit moving targets.

      Sure, some sites will move off-shore, but then they'll have to share that pipe to the US with every other person in that country. That means slower connection speeds and the legit porn sites will move to .sex in the US and have fast connection speeds.

      Gee, I haven't noticed any problem downloading large files from overseas web hosts.

      And if you want to talk about "economics in action," then more traffic will mean more money which will mean upgraded networks. Consumer demand doesn't deplete such resources, it increases it.

      THAT'S "economics in action".

  251. Don't strain yourself. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Read the subject line.
    Re:I'm not talking about spam.

    And your reply is:
    "Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Just like porn spammers are soooooo worried that their emails might inadvertently wind up in the inboxes of children."

    kthxbuhbye

    1. Re:Don't strain yourself. by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see... just because you don't have an answer, then you want to leave it out of the discussion.

      Yeah, you're a real intellectual.

      Spam is one avenue of marketing, just as registering a particular TLD is another avenue, and is very germain to the discussion.

  252. Really, don't strain yourself. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "Oh, I see... just because you don't have an answer, then you want to leave it out of the discussion."

    Nope. I just don't see the two problems as having the same solution.

    spam is email (SMTP) .sex is web (HTTP)

    Look, they even have different protocols.

    But to you, because they're both porn marketing, they're the same.

    "Yeah, you're a real intellectual."

    No, I'm a technician. I understand protocols.

    "Spam is one avenue of marketing, just as registering a particular TLD is another avenue, and is very germain to the discussion."

    No. Because they are BOTH marketing does NOT mean that one solution has to apply to BOTH problems.

    Again, don't strain yourself. You probably don't know anything about any of the protocols.

  253. No HTML Email? That's Stupid! by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1
    I'm tired of these nutballs that don't like HTML email (like the folks that started the ASCII ribbon campaign). HTML email is here to stay. It's a GOOD thing. It allows email to be displayed in a better way, with images, etc.

    The fact that HTML email makes viruses easier is a red herring. Avoid that by fixing the problem that allows viruses to come in email!

  254. Re:getting rid of spammers by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    It's easy enough to write a perl script that looks for urls in the body, and forms with action="yadayadayada.cgi" and replies to them automatically asking for more info. You don't have to look at the "From" field, ever.

    Only an idiot would think of replying to the "From" field, which is not what I was suggesting.

  255. Re:getting rid of spammers by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Man, wish I had mod point today. That's pretty much what I had in mind, but on a larger scale :-)

  256. Re:getting rid of spammers by infochuck · · Score: 1

    Mamma

    the President's a fool

    why do I have to keep

    reading these technical manuals?


    Love the Roger sig, BTW...