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  1. Re:No secret decoder ring here! on Carrier IQ Responds To FBI Drama, EFF Wants More Information · · Score: 1

    ""not without our secret magic decoder ring"

    Everything is encoded with ROT-13. What's the problem?

  2. Re:Where do you want to go, toady? on Paul Allen Launches Commercial Spaceship Project · · Score: 1

    "*crash*"

    Brings new meaning to "the blue screen of death," doesn't it?

  3. Re:Evaporation on Chinese Government Ramps Up Weather Control Efforts · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If it was just headed for the ocean anyway, it doesn't appear to be selfish of them."

    If that's the case, they're spinning it wrong. They should be claiming they're trying to offset ocean level rise due to AGW.

  4. Re:New EULA - void rights to class-action lawsuits on Judge Dismisses 'Other OS' Class-Action Suit Against Sony · · Score: 2

    You mean like how DB vendors try to prevent you from disclosing benchmarks of their products?

  5. Re:Better lawyers! on Judge Dismisses 'Other OS' Class-Action Suit Against Sony · · Score: 2

    Better judges would be preferable.

  6. Re:No they can't on LHC Homes In On Possible Higgs Boson Around 126GeV · · Score: 1

    Cogito ergo sum.

  7. Re:Find a better case for the discussion on Linux Mint Diverting Banshee Revenue · · Score: 2

    Per the GPL what they are required to do once they make their change to the affiliate link is make the source code available.

    We're not talking about what they are required to do, but what they should do.

    What they should do, is turn around and submit their change upstream.

  8. Re:Do you even bother to edit submissions anymore? on Researchers Create a Statistical Guide To Gambling · · Score: 1, Informative

    That's OK. It's not really a paper, it's just a way to sell Maple software.

  9. Re:Obsolesence on Renault Opens Up the 'Car As a Platform' · · Score: 1

    Then you are inventing words. Computer is a word with a defined meaning, not a fictional term to which you can assign new meaning at will.

  10. Re:Obsolesence on Renault Opens Up the 'Car As a Platform' · · Score: 1
    OK, then. Here's the defined meaning:

    an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations.

    Since neither of the examples you gave (power steering and ignition) have output displays, by definition you're still wrong - they're not run by computers.

  11. Re:Obsolesence on Renault Opens Up the 'Car As a Platform' · · Score: 1

    Only for some definitions of "computer." I don't consider anything with a CPU a computer, and most of the automotive devices you're alluding to, I would call "controllers," not "computers."

    My car has many controllers, but not a single computer, which I believe implies a device which is more general purpose and readily programmed than any in my car.

    OTOH, by some definitions, the classic vacuum/centrifugal advance distributor would be a (analog) computer.

  12. Re:Or, translated in plain english on Renault Opens Up the 'Car As a Platform' · · Score: 4, Funny

    "And you get car malware."

    Could be worse. Could be Microsoft/Ford Sync.

  13. Re:Why now? on Apple Transfers Patents Through Shell Company To Sue All Phone Makers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "It's nice to see them copying Microsoft's innovation for a change."

    Where have you been?

    Microsoft is the new IBM.
    Apple is the new Microsoft.
    Google is the new Apple.

    (Oracle and Facebook are the new SCO)

  14. Re:Hard to believe on Are You Better At Math Than a 4th (or 10th) Grader? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's quicker just to do it in your head. An exact answer wasn't needed - it's a multiple choice question and the answers provided were so different that a simple "guesstimate" would lead you to the correct one.

    (47*75)/25=
    becomes 50*(75/25) = 50*3 = 150
    so what are you going to pick, 141, 1175, or something even larger?

  15. Re:Battery Shelf Life? on Bluetooth Keyboards With a 10-Year Charge Promised · · Score: 1

    Good alkaline batteries can have a 7 year shelf life. I'm not sure what "shelf life" is technically defined as, but assume it means that at least the majority of charge is still available. i.e. after 7 years, they're still useful, and not dead.

    In any case, how much 10 year old computer equipment do you still have in use, especially $50 stuff (cables excepted).

  16. Re:Article left out... on Original Star Wars Camera Sells For $625,000 · · Score: 1

    They didn't build them for nothing. Just because they didn't sell them (although, they apparently sold this one at some point), doesn't mean they didn't cost anything. One could probably figure out a reasonable retail price if they knew the rental fee, expected lifetime, and guessed at PV's profit margin.

  17. Article left out... on Original Star Wars Camera Sells For $625,000 · · Score: 2

    The obvious question is, how much were they when new?

  18. Re:Mac on Two-Thirds of Lost USB Drives Carry Malware · · Score: 1

    Yes they did

    No, they didn't. There were 7 infected ones. The GP said "uninfected," and he's correct (unusual for a AC, I know) - without knowing how many uninfected ones qualify as "used under MacOS," the figure has no significance.

  19. Re:Wow on Kaspersky Quits BSA Over SOPA Support · · Score: 1

    "Well, now they're banned from going into the woods with strange men, ship-to-ship combat with pirates is their one hope of getting a decent badge."

    How can you have pirates without ninjas?

  20. Re:Problems with copyright law... on Google To Seek Dismissal of Suit Against Google Books · · Score: 1

    They must be representing copyright holders en masse, or they would have no standing for a copyright suit, and the case would have been thrown out long ago.

  21. Re:If I were an author ... on Google To Seek Dismissal of Suit Against Google Books · · Score: 1

    "I DO write for a living. I happen to takke greeat straights to bee voluble ohn-line, and be as respecctful as possible to thost that opposte me."

    +5, Funny.

  22. Re:Problems with copyright law... on Google To Seek Dismissal of Suit Against Google Books · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter what The Authors think. It does matter what the copyright holders think. If they like it, as you claim, why are they suing?

  23. Re:Defense? on Google To Seek Dismissal of Suit Against Google Books · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But Google themselves doesn't copy "short snippets," they copy everything. If they had license to copy everything, then making short snippets available might fall under fair use. But, those are two separate instances.

    I fail to see how making snippets available makes the original copying fall under fair use.

  24. Re:ok so... on How To Avoid Infringing On Apple's Patents · · Score: 3, Informative

    "To me, this case is the same as if IBM in its early days would have gone after anyone (including Apple) selling some sort of computational device consisting of a box to house everything in, some sort of rectangual screen and an input device consisting of letters and numbers - and tried to maintain a no competition policy using the courts to back its business plan."

    Because, of course, this looks so much like this. If you're referring to the IBM PC, Apple was there first.

  25. Re:Yet another MOND on New Theory Challenges Need For Dark Matter · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I've got rid of dark matter!"

    Yeah. That's implausible. After carving up the turkey recently, the last thing left was the dark matter. Everyone seems to like the white matter better.