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  1. Re:idiotic politically correct fears indeed on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: 0

    I'll see your golden plates and raise you a holy grail.

  2. Re:idiotic politically correct fears indeed on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I don't agree with everything he said but his heart is in the right place. Mitt Romey is not a fucking moron, He's a fucking asshole. He's a dickhead. He's a crook. But he's not a moron.

    Mormonism? Of course it's batshit crazy. So is every other organized religion.

  3. Steve jobs on Steve Jobs Joins House of Wax · · Score: 0

    What's all this fuss over Steve jobs? The unemployment rate is too high for everyone, not just guys named Steve. My brother Emile had to change his name to Steve just so he could get a job at 7-11.

  4. Re:Just self defense on Anonymous' Barrett Brown Raided By FBI During Online Chat · · Score: 1

    You botched it. How ironic.

    Chevy Chase: And now with tonight's commentary; Miss Emily Litella.
    Emily Litella: Thank you, cheddar. What's all this talk about violins on tv? I think we need more violins and less of that loud rock music. And furthermore...
    Chevy Chase: Uh, excuse me; Miss Litella. It's violence on TV, not violins.
    Emily Litella: Oh. Never mind.

  5. Re:First self-driving crash - who to blame, or sue on Toyota To Let People Ride In Self-Driving Prius · · Score: 0

    Airplanes have autopilots than can automatically land the plane but human supervision is still required. With your limited vision you wouldn't be able to supervise the car's behavior.

    They already make night vision systems for some cars. Maybe a variation of that idea could work well enough to allow visually impaired people to drive safely, or at least to control an automated vehicle.

  6. Re:Little attention was given. Read Consumer Repor on Toyota's Engineering Process and the General Public · · Score: 0

    All consumer reports ever talked about was the details.

    Yes, Toyota and Honda used to make panels fit better than GM. OTOH, those panels rusted out faster and the car as a whole was nowhere near as good as Detroit Iron.

    I wouldn't trade my old Buick for a brand new Toyota. I probably wouldn't trade it for a new Buick either. They seem to be taking bad ideas from across the pond.

  7. What's all the fuss? on Challenge To US Government Over Seized Laptops · · Score: 0

    Why are people so angry about oversized laptops. The little ones are too hard to read. My eyes aren't as good as they used to be and I need an oversized laptop. With so many different models .... What? Seized laptops? Well, that's different.

    Never mind.

  8. The miraculous eggplant on Implants Allow the Blind to See · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When I was a little girl, the only thing eggplants were good for was eating. But then disgraceful women started using them to make their chests bigger. It's an outrage I tell you, an outrage! Do you know how many starving children an eggplant can feed? And now we find out that those same eggplants could be used to help the blind. Someday eggplants will be able to cure cancer, but there won't be any left because Pamela Anderson used them all up.

  9. I'm here to speak out... on IBM Creates Ring Oscillator on a Single Nanotube · · Score: 3, Funny

    against ring osculation. It's disgusting and vulgar. What's wrong with just holding hands, or kissing on the lips? Miss O'Tube should be ashamed of herself. With a reputation like that, she's going to stay single. Back to you, Cheddar.

  10. Re:I'm not sure I understand on New Hardware Design Software · · Score: 1

    I was about to ask the same thing. Thank you, Mr. Hornblower.

  11. Re:136.8 teaflops on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Finally, someone who understands! God bless you, Mr. Cowherd.