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  1. Scalability makes no sense on Hardware.... on Scalability In the Cloud Era Isn't What You Think · · Score: 1

    By the time you need to expand a complete and less expensive system has already supersceded what iron you were originally running it on.

    In many cases it is cheaper to replace the hardware than adding more "modules" for your scalable hardware.

  2. Re:This will get no play because it is nuclear.. on Oil Leak Could Be Stopped With a Nuke · · Score: 1

    The weight of that many bricks of C-4 would probably seal it quite well....

  3. The Reason they used Nukes.... on Oil Leak Could Be Stopped With a Nuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was if they had used Chuck Norris to punch the well dry it would have caused massive earthquakes all over the world making what was shown in the movie 2012 looks like a grabage truck passing by.

  4. Replace the News with the Henson Company! on CBS and CNN Could Be Making News Together · · Score: 1

    I would love to see the Pangea Report with Howard Handupme, or Edward R Hero.

    Maybe even break between programming with a Muppet News Flash.

  5. Re:CNN sucks a big fat dick. Dont ruin 60 minutes! on CBS and CNN Could Be Making News Together · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you really want to know what is going on in the US the best way is to login to BBC news website or get a subscription to BBCAmerican and watch your news there. ITN News is pretty good too and they have that hot Indian chic who is easy on the eyes.

  6. Re:Just what they need on CBS and CNN Could Be Making News Together · · Score: 1

    Anderson Cooper is Ghey??????

    I had no idea, He always seemed like such a nice straight boy, the kind who would date a girl for several score before proposing to her under duress from his parents.

  7. Olde School HIV cure crowdsourcing... on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    Infect Huge Numbers of people with HIV and after 10 years breed the survivors and infect them again, after 100 years the crowds are dwindled down and whomever remains is immune, HIV epidemic, SOLVED!

  8. Crowdsourcing HIV on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this what caused so many people to come down with it in the first place?

  9. Re:unemployment and homelessness on The Laidoff Ninja · · Score: 0, Troll

    Darwinism is dead, no wonder so many people are idiot creationists, the government paying for leeches is removing the mechanism for natural selection amongst the human population.

  10. Re:From the article on The Laidoff Ninja · · Score: 1

    Starvation can even drive people to actually get a job to pay for their food.
    Starvation can even drive people to actually get a lesser paying job to pay for food.

    If it weren't for starvation Humanity just would have stayed in the caves all day untill they all withered away and died. Starvation drives people to Hunt and plant crops, invent the wheel etc....

    So you could say Civilisation is built upon starvation and the threat of stavation.

  11. Asimo? on Japanese Consortium Projects a Humanoid Robot On the Moon By 2015 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Couldn't they just Send an Asimo and a Solar array to charge it's batteries, maybe a "suit" to keep the dust off it's joints?

  12. Re:Facebook - A Matter of National Importance on Senators Tell Facebook To Quit Sharing Users' Info · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If immigration services had done their jobs in the summer of 2001 there woulnd't have been a 9/11 attack. Most of the 9/11 Hijackers were here on EXPIRED student visas. If the FBI had done their job they could have prevented it as well.

    So what do we do?

    We create several more layers of obsfication for the problem. We pass a patriot act that screw over the average american on civil rights, we create another bloated beuracracy in the form of Homeland Security.

    What should have happened is that after the congressional investigation into 9/11 there should have been several rounds of mass firings in several key government agencies followed by promotions of those who sounded the alarms but were met with deaf ears of their (now fired) co-workers.

    No one had the GUTS to even suggest that they should fire anyone after the 9/11 hearings. More of the government mentality of promoting those who fail instead of firing their asses.

  13. What the Senators should have done on Senators Tell Facebook To Quit Sharing Users' Info · · Score: 0

    They should have told American that they are dumbasses if they share all of their most personal thoughts online and if they don't want to the whole world to know what colour of poopie they made this morning the idiot users need to lock their profile the hell down.

    Instead it makes for so much better press for the scum bag senators and congresscritters to go after the "big mean faceless coporate entity" known as facebook rather than calling out their constituients on their inherent stupidity.

    Instead they will propose some draconian legislation which will inadvertantly affect our freedom in a negative way, but we will be so much better for it as the unwashed masses of idiots out there will be protected by big daddy government. Plus they will waste more money in creating some agency to enforce it so everyone will suffer from higher taxes to boot.

    I blame the piss poor edication in this country, I mean how hard is it to realize that posting your diary pages on facebook is the same as going to the village square and tearing out sheet of your diary and spaling them to community corkboard? Common Sense is so freekin' dead it is a wonder we don't have people drowning to death because they forgot to roll up their windows when they went through a car wash.

  14. Re:Aliens have already contacted us. on Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking · · Score: 1

    Thanks for breaking the secret to the alien lurk bots on the net, now we are all doomed thanks to you!

  15. Plenty of room underground! on Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking · · Score: 1

    Just move our entire civilization underground like the Reptilians did, provided we don't start any underground wars with them we can fool the other invaders from the stars that we died in some atomic war.

  16. Re:tolerance of intolerance on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 1

    What is to stop Fred Phelp's crazy Westboro Baptist idiots from starting to threaten to "Theo-Van Goh" anyone who makes fun of Jesus? By Acquiescing to this group about the Prophet -BLEEP- they open the door to other Fundamentalists from other Religions to start muscling in the censorship territory. Next thing we know shampoo commercials will be banned because the Mormons think they are obscene....

    This is a precedent to set.

  17. Re:Still out of date on Treasury Goes High-Tech With Redesigned $100 Bills · · Score: 1

    Peace Out Coinslot Dryness!

  18. Chinese Underwear Gnomes on Photos of Chinese Sweatshop Used By Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Start glorious workers revolution to fight against the exploitation of workers by evil Capitalism.

    Step 2. Create Communist Government led my Mao which staves millions of people and brings all of the people under the gloriouis control of Communist Party.

    Step 3. Use the country's glorious human resources to make products that can be sold cheaply on the international markets. Pay the workers next to nothing and essentially make them into Communist wage slaves.

    Step 4. ???????

    Step 5. Profit like nobody else's business.

    Communism is for the workers, Yeah right...

  19. Re:Who cares? on Photos of Chinese Sweatshop Used By Microsoft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quick! Someone tell the Communist Chinese government about this, I mean doesn't the whole idea of communism exist to "PROTECT THE WORKER" from crap like this in the first place, I'll bet Mao himself is spinning in his grave over this one.....

  20. Damn those Quincy Fools!!!! on Databases In Caves? A Unique Google Fiber Bid · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dear Captain-Commander,

    It was bad enough that they were breaking the balance between the soul re-incarnation cycle, but now they are wanting to build a datacenter in their secret underground cave. How is the Research and Development division supposed to keep up with that? It isn't like there is unlimited space to place to place a giant data center in the middle of the Seireitei. I should have killed that little punk Ishida when I had the chance. I guess now I am going to have to build the thing Heuco Mundo, which is fine, but running a data link from there to the World of the Living is such an enourmous pain the in neck. I guess I will have to pay those Quincys a little "research" visit.

    Signed,
    Mayuri Kurotsuchi

  21. Starship Simulator on How To Build a Winscape · · Score: 1

    This will be a great tech to use for me to build a starship simulator.

    I could make a 10-Forward room in my house that looks like the one on Star Trek.

  22. Boba The Fett on NASA To Send a Humanoid Robot On Shuttle's Final Mission · · Score: 1

    My Backpack's got jets.
    I'm Boba the Fett...

  23. What happens when people have Cyberbrains? on NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector · · Score: 1

    I guess they will have to have lobotomies each day before leaving work...

  24. Re:Probably has water on Rogue Brown Dwarf Lurks In Our Cosmic Neighborhood · · Score: 1

    Chemical Life ON a star, that is pretty darned mind blowing!

    What about if there was a companion planet that orbited closely around it? Life could live there as the energy could come from tidal heating and IR radiation from the Brown Dwarf.

  25. Closer Brown Dwarf than this... on Rogue Brown Dwarf Lurks In Our Cosmic Neighborhood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just wait till we start getting results back from WISE, we may find some Brown Dwarfs that are close than this and maybe even some that are gravitationally bound to our own sun making us a binary or trinary system....

    I think it would be cool if we found a brown dwarf closer than 1LY fron earth that we could use as a testing ground for interstellar probes.