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  1. Re:Things I would like to do with Milo on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    1) Walk around naked in Milo's presence. How would he react? Is Milo into women or men?

    He would automatically sign you up as a sex offender.

    2) Drink beer in the presence of Milo. Would Milo care for some and if yes, can Milo become drunk?

    He would report you to child services

    3) Mess with Milo's logic.

    He would get a Blue Shirt error.

    4) Scare Milo by saying that it was created by Microsoft and therefore is evil.

    He would hang himself by the Tire swing.

    5) Teach Milo to fart.

    He would explode!

    6) Tell Milo he is a pirated version.

    He would turn into a Emo Goth like kid and not respond to you.

    7) Convert Milo to a religion.

    Next thing you know you computer is on a Terror Watch list and the laptop he lives on get strip searched at the airport.

  2. Ping Pong Ping on New Chinese Rule Requires Real Names Online · · Score: 1

    How many people in China have the same name, probably quite a few...

    What is funny is the tighter the Chinese leaders tighten their grip and the more prosperous the Chinese middle class become the more changes the country will go through leading to a freedom revolution that I expect will occurs in the next 20-30 years.

  3. Wireless Dicking Station! on Wireless PCIe To Enable Remote Graphics Cards · · Score: 1

    Put a wireless power charger for the laptop batteries and you may have created the world's first fool proof and universal docking station for laptops and the dumb ass fools who use them.

  4. Mmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmm on Oil Means More Arsenic In Seawater · · Score: 1

    Sweet Delicious Arsenic, most poisonous of the heavy non metal elements.

  5. A US Invasion Hollywood Actors could get behind! on Swedish Pirate Party To Run Pirate Bay From Parliament · · Score: 1

    Invade Sweeden, they are taking our movies!!!

  6. Re:If it has a router, disable wireless on What To Do With Old 802.11b Equipment? · · Score: 1

    could you have loaded it new firmware and put in a 802.11g PCMCIA card into it and have a nice shiny new Router?

  7. Re:the truth is, polling sucks on Daily Kos Pollster Made Up Numbers · · Score: 1

    The Polling Industry: the last resort of employment for those who got a D-minus in statistics.

  8. To Hell with all Polling. on Daily Kos Pollster Made Up Numbers · · Score: 1

    Let the fools in Washington be suprised come election day, not trying to figure out how to leverage someone who is leading in the polls months before they get elected to an office.

    I think polling itself is a travesty as some of the dumb idiot sheep following fools out there will tend to "vote for the winner" instead of voting for their ideals. Why not just stop all polling, the only polling we need is in primaries and in november.

    I would really love to see this happen as it would cause people in the news to actually be suprised when the people they help pick by biased reporteing get their pants handed to them. Nothing is funnier than watching a media personality get a nice nasty surprise on election night...

  9. They need a better science advisor on Made-For-Torrents Sci-Fi Drama "Pioneer One" Debuts · · Score: 1

    Radiation Sickness would take longer to kick in that portrayed in the series.

  10. SPOILERZ on Made-For-Torrents Sci-Fi Drama "Pioneer One" Debuts · · Score: -1, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia, Mars Base supply ship crash on You in Montana.

  11. Starship Troopers Was Right! on "Cumulative Voting" Method Gaining Attention · · Score: 1

    Only Veterans should vote.

    Would you like to learn more?

  12. Re:It's not what it would seem. on Alberta Scientists Discover Largest-Ever Cache of Dinosaur Bones · · Score: 1

    No! You got it wrong Dummy! SATAN put them there to turn peopel away from God and the Bibble.

  13. Hookers in Burquas and No Booze in Vegas on Harry Reid Pushes Nevada As "Saudi Arabia of Geothermal Energy" · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that in Las Vegas they will force all of the hookers into Burquas? I mean I guess this could be an improvement in some of the seedier parts of town. But the No Booze thing will totally kill the Casinos. Maybe they will ban gambling too. I know maybe instead or thousands of people circling the big squar black stone they can circle the big black pyramid that is luxor.

    Of course with all of the money from the new energy source will they start sponsoring terrorists in other states?

  14. Re:The secret to his DNA revealed on Ozzy Osbourne To Be Genetically Decoded · · Score: 1

    "For instance, why not pick an addicted scientist who has created great wonders."

    My my, them sure sound like some sour grapes there Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.

  15. Re:Major Improvement on DTV Transition - One Year Later · · Score: 1

    I am getting Satellite as Comcast is too damned expensive for my tastes these days, I was paying 65 for just plain analog and now they went digital rendering all of my DVR equipment not working. They digitally encrapted regular commercial channels I used to be able to tune with my old analogue TV, I can't even view them with my new LCD TV with Digital QAM/ATSC decoder because they WANT me to use their silly idiotic converter box. Why not just encode those channels I used to get with ATSC or QAM standards so my wndow media center could decode, NOPE they want to screw us all over.

  16. More Women on Studies Prove BPA Can Cross Placenta To Fetuses · · Score: 1

    More fetuses will be born as female-ish babies and how is this a bad thing?

  17. Re:Chinese conspiracy. on Studies Prove BPA Can Cross Placenta To Fetuses · · Score: 1

    I've heard that in a certain city there that if you spend a night there the world can be your oyster....

  18. Re:Freeeeee Markeeeeeeeeeet! on Studies Prove BPA Can Cross Placenta To Fetuses · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We are simply "selecting" for people who stay well informed and actually have a decent IQ. We need to compensate for all dumbasses we are keeping alive despite their own unintentional efforts to put themselves out of the gene pool.

  19. Chinese conspiracy. on Studies Prove BPA Can Cross Placenta To Fetuses · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It is a conspiracy to provide all of the chinese single men with sterile (feminized men) who look like women, can make love like women, and are developed like women minus the actual female reproductive organs.

    No wonder china is producing all of this plastic and sending it to us, in 20 years all of our children will be either genetic women, or genetic men who have developed into women in the womb thanks to the plastic from china.

    China will then take over us for our women as Chinese men will be awfully loney by then.

  20. All I learned about Beer, I learned from the Bard. on The Race To Beer With 50% Alcohol By Volume · · Score: 1

    A long time ago, way back in history,
    when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
    Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
    and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
    one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
    so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
    for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
    the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
    40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
    Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

  21. Grandma on Meth on Snails On Methamphetamine · · Score: 1

    Well, if she has Alzheimers, why not giver her meth, her face may breakout with sores, but at least she will be able to remember who vistited her in the old folks home.

    Old people on Meth, Not Even Once, unless they don't remember that once.

  22. Windows 7 first thing I did. on Microsoft Warns of Windows 7 Graphics Flaw · · Score: 1

    After installing it was to disable all of the extra GUI junk in the UI. It now looks like Windows 2000 and runs slightly better too.

    Truth be told if I could replace the GUI with the one from windows 95 I would, and why do they keep changing how control panel looks/works, I would like some freeking consistency.

  23. Re:2TB with 512-byte sectors on Seagate Confirms 3TB Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    This shouldn't be an issue for several years? That's the same thinking that causes this problem in the first place (and as the article mentions, takes us back to the DOS days). We need to increase the limit to some insane amount that we wouldn't reach for a LONG time.

    Yes that sounds all good so say we increase the limit to something like 32Exobytes. soon enough someone will find out that if you hack the standard and decrease the limit to something like 16Petabytes you will get an increase in performance, POOF the thought ahead of standard is now history...

  24. The Real Amerikan't Dream on Too Many College Graduates? · · Score: 1

    Is to have 50% of children grow up to go to a four year college so they can get cushy jobs and live in their ivory towers in the "good part" of town. While 25% of the Children are dependent on the Government for their Governmnet cheese and these people vote to keep the 50% in power. While the rest of the population who actually DO the work is made up of College and High School dropouts and Illegal aliens who are essentially "Legalized slavery".

  25. Armstrong is obviously a Teabagger on Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan · · Score: 1

    Since he hates Obama so much it is likely he likes to Tea-Bag.

    Anyone want to join me in burning VHS and DVD's of the first moon landing?