User: ZioCantante

Re:Hey

On: Pastafarian Wins Battle To Wear Colander In License Photo

I welcome our new invisible dragon overlords

Enter my shop and save 10% on the finest dragon-approved memorabilia !

Re:About Larry

On: Larry Wall on Perl 6

This is the cover of the first perl6 book:
http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/images/p6_cover.html

How appropriate...

Re:Imagine a...

On: Robert Zemeckis to Direct Beowulf Movie

Beowulf cluster of Beowulf cluster jokes.

Damn!! I was not quick enough ! :)

Re:Hmm Running a..

On: ReactOS Runs On The XBox

GNU folks are a bit "insane in the membrane, insane in the brain":
Have you ever heard of GNU/Hurd?
Here is the name explanation:

HURD: Hird of UNIX Replacing Daemons
HIRD: Hurd of Interfaces Representing Depth

Oh-my-god, mutually recursive acronyms ! Look http://www.gnu.org/software/hurd/hurd.html#TOCname

Re:It's successor?

On: Winamp Down for the Count

Hmmm....
What about zinf? http://www.zinf.org/features.php
It's derived from freeamp, and there's a linux version too !

Re:DeCSS

On: Sought: 500 Great Lines Of Open Source Code

Ooops, this implementation is better !

/* efdtt.c Author: Charles M. Hannum <root@ihack.net> */
/* Thanks to Phil Carmody <fatphil@asdf.org> for additional tweaks. */
/* Length: 434 bytes (excluding unnecessary newlines) */
/* Usage is: cat title-key scrambled.vob | efdtt >clear.vob */
#define m(i)(x[i]^s[i+84])<<
unsigned char x[5],y,s[2048];main(n){for(read(0,x,5);read(0,s,n= 2048);write(1,s
,n))if(s[y=s[13]%8+20]/16%4==1){i nt i=m(1)17^256+m(0)8,k=m(2)0,j=m(4)17^m(3)9^k
*2-k% 8^8,a=0,c=26;for(s[y]-=16;--c;j*=2)a=a*2^i&1,i=i/2 ^j&1<<24;for(j=127;++j<n
;c=c>y)c+=y=i^i/8^i>>4^i >>12,i=i>>8^y<<17,a^=a>>14,y=a^a*8^a<<6,a=a>>8^y<< 9,k=s
[j],k="7Wo~'G_\216"[k&7]+2^"cr3sfw6v;*k+>/n ."[k>>4]*2^k*257/8,s[j]=k^(k&k*2&34)
*6^c+~y; }}

DeCSS

On: Sought: 500 Great Lines Of Open Source Code

DeCSS c code is only 216 lines !
http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Gallery/c-anony mous.c

Re:obligatory MTG reference

On: Hacking the RoboSapien

You're really sooooo original

Re:How long is an eon?

On: Mars Had Surface Water for Eons

Howard Phillips Lovecraft
Look the back cover of your Iron Maiden - Live After Death CD, and read the tombstone !

Bruce is the best!

Re:Grease up that sphincter, here comes YODA DOLL.

On: ReactOS 0.2.3 Released

Doh.... Goatse again?

Uh

On: ReactOS 0.2.3 Released

Do I really need the clone of something I don't like?

Are you kidding me?

On: Python Development Environments?

I use vim... the one and only

Re:Gilette's Mach 3 cost $1 billion to develop...

On: Cisco Reveals Its $500 Million Router

Three blades wasn't bad... but wait for the 10-katana-blades version!

Re:This would be interesting..

On: Cisco Reveals Its $500 Million Router

Yesterday there was a one day special offer!

I'm sorry, you should have ran to buy the 92Tbps one, not the 40Gbps entry level one

Nah

On: Area 51 Hackers Map Buried Surveillance Network

This is the real story:
the invisibile man so upset when they walked across his vegetable garden that he reported them to the FBI

Re:Great idea

On: Linus Adopts Enhanced Tracking Process

Do you really mean toothfairy didn't invented linux?
I simply can't believe it. She's such a cute girl

Are you saying that Santa Claus did the most of the work?

Re:EEK!

On: KernelTrap Interviews Andrea Arcangeli

It's crystal clear...

Doh !

Witty

On: Sony Launches First Commercial Electronic Paper Display Reader

Imagine a beowulf cluster of these babes!

I'm SO original