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Area 51 Hackers Map Buried Surveillance Network

advair writes "There's a story on SecurityFocus about a pair of Area 51 'hackers' who discovered a buried network of wireless motion sensors on the public land surrounding the "operating location near Groom Lake, Nevada." Using a frequency counter and a GPS receiver, they tracked down and logged 30 - 40 of the sensors, before the FBI and Air Force raided one of them, and questioned the other. Now one of the guys has been charged with a federal crime for allegedly removing one of the devices that was protecting a base that doesn't officially exist."

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  1. Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mpost4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My bet is area 51 is just a deco, think about you set up a "base" you plant a few "good" stories for the conspiracy theorist to love, you play the whole thing up. you have a real base some where else. Every one will flock to area 51, then you do your real work at area 52 (or what ever they might call it) I also doubt there are any extra terrestrial research going on in the government, think about it you need the best of the best to even think of starting it, and the government well its the government what other insult do I need to lob at it.

    Area 51 is probably just a few buildings there to keep the amount of people to perpetuate the image that area 51 is real.

    This people probably have fallen for it, and the government might have just planted the motion sensors to keep them busy, they the person steal one I don't know, but either way the government sorta unofficial clams it, and the conspiracy theorists will go wild.

    1. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by cyb97 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Kinda remember a discovery program a few years back that with some dubious evidence claimed that the US government had moved everything interesting out of Area-51 and up north to a new "UFO-base".

      Can't remember where they moved it though, and not the name of the program, so in reality it's just a speculation on my part ;-)

    2. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by emtboy9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...

      Oh those were the days!

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    3. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or alternatively Area 51 is for real and you're just a government agent trying to decoy us.

    4. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would you really big the world's longest runway just for show?

    5. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JosKarith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Area 51, Hanger 18, whatever - even if this stuff had been going on, you can bet that they would have been cleared out the second someone official heard people talking about it.
      Won't we rue the day when the insectiod aliens come to take over our planet, and the secret fleet of defense spaceships aren't ready yet cos' the govt. kept having to move them...

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    6. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mphase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe they are making sure the only people intelligent and rational enough to expose area 51 have come up with your explanation of things. Or maybe they knew you would know that they would know that you would come up with this theory.

    7. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by The+Meeper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I believe the military installation commonly known as Area 51 is actually an advanced aircraft development center, where they developed craft ranging from the old U2 spy plane to the F-117 stealth fighter. That would make a lot of the UFO sighting claims make sense.

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    8. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      Or they just dress up a plan and fly it about once and a while to keep people looking for them.

    9. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...

      Wait, this is the same U.S. government that gave us Amtrak and the USPS?

      That said, my personal theory is the same as mentioned in the article (yes, I RTFA) - that Area 51 is a testing ground for new, experimental aircraft. As a result, they don't like visitors.

      -jh

    10. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Area 51 is quite real. In fact, it's been declassified that many of our advanced fighter (e.g. SR-71 Blackbird, F-117 Stealth Figher, U-2 Spy Plane, etc.) planes were developed there. More info on Wikipedia. Sorry, the government hasn't admitted to keeping little green men there.

    11. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bjes · · Score: 1

      Why would the government fund such an audacious 'hoax'? It probably cost billions or even trillions by now. And mind you, it was founded as an experimental facility for new aircraft built by the government, it has so much security around it because they don't want any foreign spies relaying any classified information to their Motherland...And that's why it's so hard to even get clearance to look at the place. The only reason people are so fanatical about it is because it's secret, it intrigues everyone's minds...just like the pyramids, and atlantis.

      I mean really, you think our government would be stupid enough to create such an elaborate hoax JUST to trick everyone in the world....wait...scratch EVERYTHING I just said...

    12. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Area 51 is a hoax by the government"
      ... are you sure it's not the other way around?

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    13. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't forget that the government also brought us NASA, which has given us all sorts of useful technologies.

    14. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      One of my few remotly possible fantasies is something akin to the scene from "Independance Day" where there is a veritable stampede of motor homes barelling across to Area 51.

      Just imagine, if you could get a million people (not undoable) to all turn up at once, on foot, and just blatently start walking to the base. What are they gonna do? Start shooting a million civilians of thier own country because they want to go see what thier tax dollars are paying for? Arrest a million people all at once? Pack up and move before a million people get on thier doorstep? Tear gas? Land Mines?

      A million people would not be an easy mass of people to stop from doing what they want - especially if they are concentrated into a tight and strong mob, I don't think you could do it without serious bloodshed.

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    15. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason people are so fanatical about it is because it's secret, it intrigues everyone's minds...just like the pyramids, and atlantis.

      Reminds me of the Simpsons.

      "What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

    16. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      bleh..

      more probably they just do some research there nowadays that's just labeled secret for some reason or another..

      of course all the ufo crap is just crap, but that doesn't mean they don't have research projects that are 'secret' from public eyes(a lot of this obviously high tech stuff, prototype testing and alike that to some morons might seem like certain proof of ufos).

      what's the point in having a huge decoy, just to feed the tourism in the nearby cities??

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    17. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean "Area 51 is a goverment by the hoax"
      or "A hoax is Area 51 by the goverment"
      or "a hoax is the goverment by Area 51"
      or "the goverment is Area 51 by a hoax"

      no, no, this is probably the one:

      "the goverment is a hoax by Area 51"

      Finally everthing makes sense:

      Dubya is a hand puppet of the little green men!

    18. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      Tear gas would do it. Military grade tear gas (aka CS)is some strong stuff. It will make your eyes, skin and nose burn and your nose run without inhaling it. Inhaling it will do really fun things to you. I'd know...

      "Okay, hold out your mask in front of you...HEY YOU! TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN MASK OFF! Okay, now put it back on." and the whole time people are falling to their knees gagging..

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    19. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.. it's a secret base with aliens... that every 8 year old in the country knows about..

    20. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0, Funny

      Bah, everyone knows that area 52 is where they keep the stargate and is inside Cheyenne Mountain.

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    21. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wait, this is the same U.S. government that gave us Amtrak and the USPS?

      Don't go blaming the government because Americans prefer travelling cross-country in their own personal conveyances rather than using more efficient means of transportation.

      As for the USPS it works just fine. I'd like to hear how much you'd charge to pick-up, transport and deliver a letter from one coast to the other, let alone millions of letters and packages on a daily basis.

    22. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jedrek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I live in Warsaw, Poland.

      My friend sent me a letter from Germany on friday morning, via DHL (private company), paid 38euro (about 45-50US) for it. I got it on tuesday morning.

      Another friend sent me a package on thursday afternoon from Missouri, via USPS. It was a Muvo2 MP3 player in its original box, with all the manuals, power supplies, etc. He paid $20US for it, and I got it on... tuesday morning.

      Don't knock the USPS.

    23. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as any crowd control situation: tear gas, water cannon, break the crowd up with lines of police, arrest obvious ringleaders, baton charges, mounted police charges. Most people will leave once the tear gas comes out, you can arrest the rest. Easy to do.

    24. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by hangareighteen · · Score: 5, Funny
      Area 51, Hanger 18, whatver

      GOD DAMNIT, IT'S SPELLED HANGAR. H-A-N-G- A -R. I've had this handle for 6 years, and damned if someone dosen't somehow mispell the thing. Same way every time. If you put yer coat on the thing, you call it a hanger, if you put a fuggin airplane or aliens or whatever else in it, it's a hangar.

      Sorry, but I had to say that.

    25. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but those foreign spies can fle over all day(and night) but US citisons cant look at the base from a hill?

    26. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bourne · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe the military installation commonly known as Area 51 is actually an advanced aircraft development center, where they developed craft ranging from the old U2 spy plane to the F-117 stealth fighter.

      Actually, both the U2 and the F-117 were developed at Lockheed's Skunk Works plant in Palmdale CA. A lot of information can be found in Skunk Works, a memoir by the guy who ran the place during the F-117 development. He also discusses where some of the testing took place in the book, and if I recall correctly most of it was (for the obvious reasons) well-known radar testing ranges.

      Now, for all we know, Area 51 still could be an advanced aircraft development center. If they retired the SR-71 (also a Skunk Works Project) and allowed the F-117 to become public before it was absolutely neccessary, then what do they have that they aren't talking about?

    27. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is well-known that Area 51 is a test facility for experimental aircraft (including SR71, among the others you listed).

      The reason the conspiracy theories abound is because this base is under such insanely tight security, and they don't really talk about the testing that goes on there (since they are working on classified technology).

    28. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by coraxo · · Score: 0, Troll

      You mean the same goverment that takes quite a few thousand dollars every year from you and almost everyone else?

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    29. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SilentChris · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but where do aircraft attendants put their coats when they're on the job? Huh?!? Where you now, smart guy?!?

    30. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Whitecloud · · Score: 1

      so its 'dont worry about what you don't know; worry about what you don't KNOW you don't know!'

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    31. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, when Area 51 was quietly confirmed by Bill Clinton (as he signed an executive order preventing loved ones of workers who died due to chemical exposure from being able to sue the government for wrongful death), this sort of information was pretty much confirmed. However, it seems Area 51 was also used to tinker with chemical, nuclear, and possibly some biological agents.

    32. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Yes but think of the political price that would command, the *entire world* would go barmy over it, it would be seen as a totally abhorrent act by the military/government of the US.

      A *million* people, US citizens no less, tear gassed, having pain inflicted upon them, I imagine quite dangerously, simply because they want thier government to tell the uncensored truth about what thier tax dollars are paying for.

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    33. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously. We're talking about people who can't even keep their happy snaps from Iraq secret. The American government hasn't been able to keep a single secret longer than about 15 minutes. They's no aliens at Roswell, or you'd have already seen 500 pictures of them on CNN...

    34. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      You really think the "government" invented the internet? It was reverse engineered from alien technology in a top secret laboratory.

      So there goes your argument that the government isn't too inept to have secret... Wait...

    35. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by kgarcia · · Score: 2, Funny

      SO...

      do they have hangers on the hangars? ...

      badabing

    36. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whoops. A little googling says that Groom Lake is part of Area 51, and IIRC a lot of the testing did take place at Groom Lake. So, the development wasn't there, but some or all of the testing would have been.

    37. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JDevers · · Score: 4, Informative

      I couldn't agree more...most of the problems with the USPS can be tracked down to individual depots. Specifically, I've noticed that anything which goes through Memphis, TN basically gets an extra 2-3 DAYS added to its journey. This is obviously anecdotal, but it has happened consistantly numerous times. Mail to my location goes through one of three nearby cities before reaching me, stuff through the other two is much faster even if it is a longer distance. Typically once I track something to Memphis with their online tracking, it doesn't even move for at least two days, sometimes three.

      I imagine all other shipping companies have the same problems, the Dallas-Fort Worth depot of FedEx for instance. Most other depots are VERY fast, turnaround times of several HOURS...things almost invariably sit overnight at DFW, sometimes not leaving for nearly 48 hours.

    38. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by nova20 · · Score: 0
      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's

      Yeah! it was Al Gore, wasn't it?

      /nova20

    39. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0
      area 52

      Isn't Area 52 Stargate Command?

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    40. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SilkBD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So what exactly makes you think this? A theory is nice, but if you pulled out of your ass because it sounds cool... it' means very little.

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    41. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Emil+Brink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Free hint: "almost everyone" don't live in the US. Honest!

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    42. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mekkab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Totally OT but very good info, thanks! I believe what you say about there being specific depots that are the problem. In His book of Essays, Jonathan Franzen does a good job of exposing all the serious problems that Chicago post office had (mail not delivered for years, carriers drinking in their cars until 7 pm and getting overtime, managers "hiding" from irate customers)

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    43. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe. Or maybe without the government involved, there would be a much better internet now. Who knows?

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    44. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by meatspray · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ehh. They maintain an unmarked air service (full size jets) that flies in and out of Las Vegas. They buss hundreds of people in from from the local towns every day. A Little too elaborate for a simple hHoax. If you're gonna go through all that trouble, you might as well do something classified there.

      It's pretty well known that it an aircraft testing facility. Probably some really neat stuff under wraps there but I doubt that any alien testing is going on there.

      It seems to me that the government has gone soft though. I expect that years ago these people would have simply ended up missing. Bodily harm is a wonderful deterrant. These guys are really lucky they're not classifying them as terrorists.

      The stuff that's there is classified. We don't have any viable reason to snoop around there. Our government (all governments) have stuff that they need to do in secret. If we don't like it that's really too bad. There's enough bad stuff going on around us in plain sight that we should be looking in to and raising hell about.

    45. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Kombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...

      OK, I don't mean to imply that the US gov't didn't develop the Internet, but I resent the notion that if the US hadn't, nobody else would've thought of it. I'm quite confident that one way or another, we'd still be using the Internet today, even if DARPA hadn't gotten the ball rolling. Someone else would have.

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    46. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
      My bet is area 51 is just a deco

      Deco-(art deco) a style of decorative art developed orig. in the 1920s and marked chiefly by geometric motifs, curvilinear forms, and sharply defined outlines.

      Decoy-anything used as a lure.

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    47. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jagee · · Score: 1

      Unless I am mistaken area 51 still has the longest runway in the world. That has to count for something.

    48. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      of course all the ufo crap is just crap--

      no, the alien flying saucer crap is crap. The government's new airplanes, when being tested, are very likely (and appropriately) seen as "UFOs". They might even be flying saucers.

      Remember: Just because you UFO is a weather baloon, airplane, or flying whale doesn't mean that it's not a "UFO."

    49. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by elpapacito · · Score: 0

      The Inet as we know it today has its roots in the ARPAnet project, which was conceived to let command & control centers communicate during and after a nuclear attack.

      Of course I like today high speed internet, but I would have traded off the absence of Internet with absence of nuclear weapons in a snap ; I would still be using BBSes and Fidonet , but at least I wouldn't be "terrorized" by the prospect of nuclear explosion , dirty nuclear bomb and other WMDs.

      Thank governments again for WHAT ?

    50. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think he means:
      In Soviet Russia, Government hoax you.

      Sorry, I just couldn't stop myself

    51. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by paulkoan · · Score: 5, Funny


      The declassifications of the location of the development of those aircraft were simply misinformation.

      There is no Area 51 and no research of any kind goes on here. I mean there.

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    52. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every one will flock to area 51, then you do your real work at area 52 (or what ever they might call it)

      You're right! I tried to go to area52.com, and a message said "The connection was refused when attempting to contact www.area52.com..."

      Coincidence? I think not.

    53. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by thefirelane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depends on how you look at it... I actually heard this conversation once (in an ethics class)

      Student: What about the ethics of things like government cover-ups, and hiding the truth from the public

      Teacher: : Well, I suppose it would depend on the circumstances, and what was involved...

      Student: : Because, back in the 70s, this UFO crashed out in New Mexico... witnesses reported it looking a lot like a giant flying wing. The government sealed the area, and covered it up. They took this UFO technology and studied it to turn it into the B2 Bomber today. That's why they're so advanced

      Teacher: : Couldn't it have just been a prototype B2 bomber built by the government that cashed

      Student: : (Twitch.... The thought never occurred to him) Uh...no.... No, see it was a UFO, and the government covered it up! (think... 6 minute abs)

    54. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...


      Slight correction: the internet wasn't born in the US, though it is possible that it grew up in the US, the internet was definately born in CERN, a research center that is located half in Switzerland, and half in France.

    55. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Area 51 is a Hoax. Otherwise the MiB would be out erasing memories. (If they already haven't.)

    56. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by emilng · · Score: 3, Informative

      Article about where the new base is.
      Supposedly... it's in Utah at the White Sands Missile Launch complex.

      Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle.

      I also remember some former workers at the base suing the government for getting sick from working there. Ok - found the article

    57. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by 1010011010 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I doubt it. AT&T was working on some hideous IPX-based "internetwork" service. Microsoft would probably have attempted to make NetBEUI routable, or something. Apple would have had their own Appletalk-based internetwork.

      Dreck.

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    58. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mcsmurf · · Score: 1

      Paying 38 for a letter?! heh what letter did he send you ;)?

    59. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by beggarstune · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't knock the USPS.

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    60. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But surely those motorhomes were full of explosives and driven by terrorists.

      Things get really dangerous when you start driving towards a site of national security. How about instead of Area 51, we have all these motorhomes converge on a nuclear missle silo. Should the governement just let these citizens examine the missles their tax dollars are paying for, or should they use means available to them to protect the site from unknown persons with unknown goals.

      If you put the government in a bad position, with few options, don't be surprised if it takes one of those options. Tear gassing a million people might just be the lesser of the evils.

    61. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you have an obscure czech joke in your sig??!!

    62. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dlur · · Score: 1, Funny

      The "government" did not develop the internet. Everyone knows that Al Gore invented it. Geesh, get your facts straight.

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    63. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dial up UUCP, if you please. Besides, if the Internet didn't exist, someone would have invented Frotznet by now which would have been much better. Alas, that person got stuck in a Usenet flamewar and never did have that great idea. And so it goes...

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    64. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amtrak's total subsidies have run about 10% of the subsidies provided for the airlines, and yet the public outcry over railroad subsidies has been greater. If you took away all the federal subsidies for air travel, the industry would have made a net profit of almost exactly zero dollars overall, since its inception. Either Amtrak isn't really all that inept, or the airline industry situation is severe enough to justify open rebellion against government by the three stooges.
      Granted, the USPS seems to have become a much better service since it was privatized. It also faced some fair free market competition, e.g. from UPS and Fedex, to help that process along. The rail system's competitors are the heavily susidized airlines, commercial buses (which are also a struggling, some would even say floundering industry) and the interstate trucking system, and these impact different areas (passengers and cargo are effectively very different matters, finacially, and Amtrak's performance in one area is best judged seperately fron the other).

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    65. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an Area 52, it is 65 miles north, and less secret then Area 51. Area 51, (not the official name anymore) is alive and well doing lots of military testing. Workers are bussed in and flown in regularaly.

    66. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A *million* people, US citizens no less, tear gassed, having pain inflicted upon them, I imagine quite dangerously, simply because they want thier government to tell the uncensored truth about what thier tax dollars are paying for.

      No. Simply because they were trespassing. Most of the bloodshed in your implausible scenario would be caused by the people trampling each other.

      A mob is easy to contain, anyway. Why don't you have your million co-conspirators each approach a different part of the base's perimeter? They couldn't possibly have the manpower to prevent everyone from entering the base. Of course, they'd only get onto the base grounds. I doubt they'd gain entry to any buildings with classified projects in them. If you really want to find out what's going on in there, why don't you have your million people lobby Congress instead?

    67. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by emtboy9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, that one. But as was stated earlier, not everyone lives in the US, and a good number of those pay far more in taxes than I do a year.

      What is it that Sweden is up to now? something like 40% on average?
      UK is close, yes?

      Every government has its good points and its bad points. One of the good points to the US government is a history of technological innovation, as well as a LOT of innovation from the private sector.

      This by no means exhonerates the current administration for its actions, BUT, taken as a while, the US gov't has done quite a bit for the world, and often for little to no thanks.

      And before you bring up the whole imperialist thing that seems so popular, it was not too long ago that the Soviet Union was the largest country in the world, Japan was increasing its borders via military conquest, and a good portion of the world was part of the British Empire.

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    68. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by evol262 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Start shooting? Yes. Knowing what the government is doing with your tax dollars is not one of you unalienable rights (not that any of those are really secure anymore, but that's another rant). This is not an act of civil disobedience. Those civilians would be crossing a line that says "If you cross this line, you will be shot." Our government keeps certain things hidden from us to maintain our superiority. Hell, there are a lot of things we don't use in time of war because we don't want foreign militaries to get a hold of them. Expect that military CS, beanbag guns, and possibly lethal measures (read: claymores and a Spectre gunship if it's needed. Also, expect that the leaders of this gathering would be sent to a chain-link cage in Guantanamo as insurrectionists or terrorists.

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    69. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      when the insectiod aliens come to take over our planet

      Don't worry about them, they'd just get eaten by our seven foot lizard overlords.

    70. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]which was conceived to let command & control centers communicate during and after a nuclear attack.

      Am I the only one who read "Command & Conquer"?

    71. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j-turkey · · Score: 3, Informative
      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...

      No, they didn't develop the Internet. They paid private contractors to develop the Internet. There's quite a difference.

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    72. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by daveashcroft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would almost stake my life on the fact that there will be NO movement of classified aircraft whenever their is a foreign 'bird' overhead. Its standard military tactics to know EXACTLY what is and what will be and at what times foreign sattelites are overflying your theatre of operation.

    73. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      You get used to it though. After the 10th time or so, you start appreciating how it clears your sinuses. I went through my officer basic course with a class that was about 75% ROTC, never been gassed before, and they got their first exposure in a full field training exercise instead of a chamber. You could tell who was former enlisted, cause their masks worked, and they were the ones who immediately had to go admin mode and start fixing the others. People never seemed to fit the filters right unless they were motivated. The look on some people's faces, when you take your mask off so you can see to fix theirs better, then hand it back without a tear, is priceless.

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    74. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or alternative alternatively you are a government agent trying to decoy him from decoying us!

    75. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dtrent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, I don't mean to imply that the US gov't didn't develop the Internet, but I resent the notion that if the US hadn't, nobody else would've thought of it. I'm quite confident that one way or another, we'd still be using the Internet today, even if DARPA hadn't gotten the ball rolling. Someone else would have.

      Yeah, we'd be on *some* network at some point, like Compuserve or Genie or something. The beauty of what happened with the internet was that it was not controlled by a single entity, otherwise we'd all be reading slashdot (or some Compuserve created likeness) through a Compuserve branded viewer. Furthermore, things like personal servers, static ip's, p2p, wouldn't be options. As it happened, Darpa created a huge development platform for all of us to experiment on. I doubt without Darpa it would have turned out quite like this.

    76. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      And if the area is really a toxic waste dump?

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    77. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by escallywag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like one "totally abhorrent act by the military/government of the US" more or less is going to make a difference now...

    78. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DZign · · Score: 1

      They only have to shoot the first person.. and maybe the second.. and the rest will stop.

      People will not run further and get killed knowing that a few hours later the guards will run out of ammo and someone else of these 1000 people will know the truth.
      (unless you really start to brainwash a lot of people)

      Same thing happened in the concentration camps, jews were with enough people to overtake their guards if they all attacked them at once.
      But they never did.. because the 1st dozens would get killed so no-one wants to go first..

    79. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia is very cool, but why do people keep linking to it as if it were athoritative proof of a point? I could change the whole page to say "mostly harmless", "/\/\$ suxors" or "dude you're wrong!" because it's a publicly editable Wiki. The information isn't attributed to any verifiable source, although admittedly there are some external links at the bottom that may or may not lead to more athoritative sources.

    80. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      it is in Maine in an old fishery.... didn't you watch "Taken"?

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    81. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously. We're talking about people who can't even keep their happy snaps from Iraq secret.

      Those are apples and oranges my friend. Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens over the internet is different than keeping a secret among government employees

      The American government hasn't been able to keep a single secret longer than about 15 minutes.

      How do you know? If they did have a well kept secret, it's well kept so you might not have found out. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to point out that just because you know some things, doesn't mean you know everything

      They's no aliens at Roswell, or you'd have already seen 500 pictures of them on CNN...

      Why doesn't CNN march into Area 51 and refuse to leave then because the "public wants to know the truth". I have no doubts at it's highest levels, the US government has ways to control the media both subtle and not so subtly.

    82. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Continuing the OT tangent...

      I believe that about the Memphis delay, I grew up there. I don't know for certain, but I would imagine it has to do with the employment base there; it's been tapped by FedEx. The FedEx hub is in Memphis, and FedEx pays well, compared to USPS. The same skill set is required in both sorting centers, and FedEx's sorting center is much larger than the USPS one in Memphis. They (FedEx) suck the job market dry of qualified people that are willing to do the work. USPS in Memphis is left with the underqualified people, and those forced into that type of work.

      Purely conjecture, though. I can tell you, though, that letters sen to Memphis don't have the same delay. When I send stuff to my family or vice versa, it rarely takes more than 48 hours (650mi trip, two states), and has even gotten there the next day a couple of times.

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    83. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0, Troll

      uhh... when exactly do you think DARPA started their work?

      CompuServe BENEFITED because of DARPA research moron, they invented NOTHING.

      the internet started in 1969 with the first connections made between the government, UC Berkley, UC san Diego, Harvard, and Yale.

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    84. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by wwwojtek · · Score: 1

      you probably thought of world wide web not the internet

    85. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by enjo13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm an AirForce brat and had the pleasure of spending 3 years in Italy (Aviano). Absolutely beautiful country, great people, and unbeleivable food (I really can't say enough good things about the Italians).

      We did experience taxation at it's finest, however. EVERYTHING was taxed.. if you had a radio in your car you paid a tax. If you had a certain type of TV you paid a tax. We where shielded from a lot of the taxes, but not all of them. It was pretty unbeleivable really.

      The point is that the United States is actually a pretty reasonable place tax wise. At least it was compared to most of the countries we visited while we lived in Europe.

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    86. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whoa. Man, calm down.

      Here. This'll help.

    87. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Arrest a million people all at once? Pack up and move before a million people get on thier doorstep? Tear gas? Land Mines?

      If they are really serious? Just start firing into the crowd. Sure, they wouldn't. But if they did you would see 1 million people turn tail, start running and trampling each other to death. Realistically, people will assemble and fight to the death for certain things (food, safety, freedom). The little green men, or whatever in area 51 isn't enough.

    88. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but the fact remains that the "management" of the area gets continually more and more pissy about people using public lands and that same management treats that PUBLIC land as their own. Whether they are building new stealth aricraft or not is NOTthe issue. The issue is what RIGHT to they have to OUR public land? Every year their borders are expanded at the cost of OUR PUBLIC LAND.

    89. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 1

      The US has the highest taxation percentage in the world when you factor in the many hidden taxes. I'm personally taxed around 30%, with an additional 5-10% taken out for medicare/social security. Then with the income I have left, I pay 8.5% on every purchase I make, 3.5% on my mortgage for property taxes, 65 dollars a year for vehicle registration, tolls on the roads I drive on, exhorbitant tax on gasoline, alcholol, and tobacco. We even get double taxed on a portion of our income, as social security is based on your before tax income, even though a large portion of that you will never see. Then when you get older, all of the social security taxes you paid may give you back some social security payments, which you will have to pay taxes on. Let's also not forget that most of the products we buy are imported, and they are taxed at importation and that cost is passed along to us. Their are infrastructure taxes on every form of communication, usage taxes, 911 taxes, about 50% tax of various kinds on airline tickets. So tell me please, how the US has lower taxation and all of those stupid socialist countries pay way higher taxes for things like universal health care, etc. I sat down one day and did the math, and by the time I was done, I realized that about 68% of my income goes to paying one form of tax or another. Think about that before you go spouting off your inaccurate tax comparisons between the US and the "socialist" countries.

    90. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the [Americans] ever done for us?

    91. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wikipedia is very cool, but why do people keep linking to it as if it were athoritative proof of a point?

      Because it usually condenses information that people already know. There are multiple sources out there that say the same thing, but why should I track down all of those when I can just point you to Wikipedia and let you use it as a starting point for your own research.

      I could change the whole page to say "mostly harmless", "/\/\$ suxors" or "dude you're wrong!" because it's a publicly editable Wiki.

      And it would get changed back a few moments after you hit the submit button. The editors are very careful to keep an eye on things and usually double check people's sources. If anything is questionable, they remove it or insert warnings about it.

      although admittedly there are some external links at the bottom that may or may not lead to more athoritative sources.

      These are often the sources that the editors pulled from.

    92. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have done quite a bit for the world indeed! In fact, they have done so much to the world, that there groups of people out there that want to do america harm.

      America should keep to itself and stop fucking the world over under the auspices of "spreading democracy" and figting "terror".

      They should at first stop participating in terror. They have been doing this for many years.

      Here's one for you. "Operation Enduring Freedom". Look enduring up in the dictionary. The US government is either very arrogant or very dumb to use that name.

    93. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dtrent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, when the hell did I say Compuserve invented anything? Do you see the word "like" in front of Compuserve and Genie braniac? I was creating a hypothetical situation of proprietary network access using, as examples, two early companies that offered an online experience to users. Maybe you were fooled because I used real company names, you foolish fool!!! Read the rest of my post (ooohh I know it's long, but you can do it!), you'll see that I said DARPA being involved was a good thing.

    94. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Sorry, the government hasn't admitted to keeping little green men there.

      For good reason too. They are the ones running the govt. and don't want to be found

    95. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by BenBenBen · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you know? If they did have a well kept secret, it's well kept so you might not have found out. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to point out that just because you know some things, doesn't mean you know everything

      See, there's things we know we know. And there's things we know we don't know. Then...

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    96. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mrjb · · Score: 3, Funny

      You got it all wrong. Area 51 is real, he's real, and the government is a hoax.

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    97. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While weapons programs have their negative aspects, consider that many have also been turned into useful programs as well.

    98. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously a member of the Judean People's Front.

    99. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that the government also brought us NASA, which has given us all sorts of useful technologies.

      Yes and right now, something like $500,000,000,000 of unaccounted funds. I don't like to knock NASA but maybe private industry could do a better job these days.

    100. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in Soviet Russia.

    101. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't CNN march into Area 51 and refuse to leave then because the "public wants to know the truth".

      Because Area 51 is one installation where the "hands off" rules about shooting civilians don't apply?!

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    102. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      See, there's things we know we know. And there's things we know we don't know. Then...


      Oh, fuck. Donald Rumsfeld reads slashdot.
    103. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DrAegoon · · Score: 1

      How the people the government employs are paid is irrelevant. The comment was meant to illustrate that, when it wants to, the goverrnment can do some pretty good things. Contracting work out just means they require an expertise that can not be paid for at less than a Congressman's salary.

    104. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Area 51, Hanger 18, whatever - even if this stuff had been going on, you can bet that they would have been cleared out the second someone official heard people talking about it.

      Opposite sides of the country man. Area 51 is in Nevada. Hangar 18 is in Ohio, at the Wright Patterson AFB. In fact, I've been to Wright Patterson. It was in 1992, my cousin had just received a commission as a 2nd Lt. I asked him if he knew where Hanger 18 was, he had no idea.

      LK

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    105. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JayAdams · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our insectoid alien overlords!

    106. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MarkedMan · · Score: 5, Informative

      The truism that the USPS is an awful service is baloney. Whenever I hear about faster services it turns out to be in a much smaller country like England or Switzerland. Who, by the way, charge more to post a letter. Most mail I send in a few hundred mile radius gets delivered the next day. And I can send a letter several thousand miles away for 37 cents. And the USPS has to deliver to everyone (everyone!) in the US for the same price. Tell Fedex you want to deliver to Hawaii for 37 cents and see what they tell you. The USPS technology borders on the surreal. Forget Mr. Chaney sorting mail in the back of the general store. Try a half mile conveyor with mail moving so fast you literally only see a solid blur of white, with unbelievable high speed character recognition and Aunt Mabel's handwritten scrawl put into a 10 second holding pattern while the next available human sorter anywhere in the US gets a snapshot beamed by satelite to their monitor.

      My friend once got a letter sent from Belize. It was addressed "Tom and Debbie. The Yellow House Next to the Meat Store on Atlantic Ave. Rochester, NY" It took a grand total of 6 days to get there.

      Flame off.

    107. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Sleepy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um, the USPS is actually a model government service.

      Their costs are low considering they're legally bound to providing universal service. A private company could "save" costs by not delivering to unprofitable districts, but we'd probably lose something as a nation. I don't know what executive pay is in the USPS, but I'd wager it isn't as off-kilter as Enron was. The USPS is quite accountable for its expenses.

      Amtrak is another bad example. Even the people who cheerleaded the privitization roadmap for Amtrak did not intend to see Amtrak get where it is. Amtrak is so underfunded it is dropping routes, and skipping maintanance on expensive parts which means higher costs later. Poorly maintained train tracks means it's not safe to run over 60MPH so there's a speed penalty taking them... no one takes them unless they have to.

      The current Amtrak will never get us 100+ mph routes, at which point it becomes competitive with driving.

      A much better example of ineptitude would have been the IRS.

      I've seen some articles quote that 40% of federal income tax revenue is lost on pure overhead. Plus there is no backup collection method if the 40 year old master database crashes (possible, and no one understands the damn thing). It will never get fixed.

      I always thought, liberal or conservative, it made more sense to AUTOMATE the federal tax by eliminating the paperwork and going to a sales tax model (excepting food and medicine of course), and if the overhead was 5-10% instead of 40% that's quite an improvement.

    108. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by clarkcox3 · · Score: 4, Funny
      You really think the "government" invented the internet? It was reverse engineered from alien technology in a top secret laboratory.
      And that explains how Jeff Goldblum's PowerBook was able to communicate with the alien mother-ship.
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    109. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah gotta watch out for those soviet Canadians.

    110. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      uhh... when exactly do you think DARPA started their work? CompuServe BENEFITED because of DARPA research moron, they invented NOTHING. the internet started in 1969 with the first connections made between the government, UC Berkley, UC san Diego, Harvard, and Yale.

      Not only did you not actually read the GP poster and understand what he was saying, you're also pulling your history out of your ass. The first ARPANET node was at UCLA, with subsequent nodes starting at Stanford, U of Utah, and UC Santa Barbara. Cripes, what a troll!

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    111. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      hey, give credit where credit is due. the USPS is suprisingly efficient and actually pays back some money, it recieves very little funding outside of its own revenue stream.

      Amtrak, however, is infrequent, and often more expensive than flying. I love trains, what happened with Amtrak is a fucking travesty.

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    112. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by gryf · · Score: 1

      Everything done in Area 51 is done by contractors. So what's your point?

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    113. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go Lance!

      I think you forgot to write "postal" in the middle of that sentence.

    114. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if it was a prototype B2, and no one knew what it was. That by definition would make it a UFO.

      LK

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    115. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by kpansky · · Score: 1

      No no no. Thats the People's Front of Judea.

      Romani ite domum.

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    116. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you are right we should keep to ourselfs we should stop giving out the trillons that we do to other countrys. Hay we could kill the debt if we stoped all the foreign aid we give out for just one year. Oh ya, if we did the global economy would near dry up.

    117. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it that Sweden is up to now? something like 40% on average?

      More like 70%, if you include *all* taxes an average person pays, not only what's directly specified and deducted from your paycheck.

      Jävla skitland!

    118. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

      Splitter.

    119. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're right! I tried to go to area52.com [area52.com], and a message said "The connection was refused when attempting to contact www.area52.com..."
      Thats because you should have gone to www.area52.gov , not .com !

    120. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mangu · · Score: 1

      You forgot another subsidy: roads are paid by taxes, most of which have nothing to do with transportation. If trucks, buses, and personal vehicles were to compete fairly against trains, then road building and maintenance should be paid entirely by tolls or fuel taxes.

    121. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      No, Stargate Command is in Cheyenne Mountain

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    122. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by hattig · · Score: 1

      Why didn't he use the German post office?

      Especially for a letter!

      I sent a parcel from England to Scotland for 75p ($1.20) and it arrived the next day. So what?

    123. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by tassii · · Score: 1

      Well. you're half right. Area 51 was the government's super secret research facility. They tested things like the SR-71 and the Stealth Fighter out there. But in recent years due to conspiracy theorists and radiation contamination (Department of Energy had begun to make public previously classified data documenting the effects of Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) nuclear-bomb testing at the Yucca Flats test site. This data showed that long-lived radioactive residues from nearby nuclear bomb tests regularly rained down on Area 51), the base has become less useful. Rumor has it that they built a new base in Utah, but I haven't seen anything to back it up.

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    124. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
      All sorts of useful technologies? Like what? teflon?

      Come on then, name some because I doubt they exist.

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    125. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MilenCent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course there are an unlimited number of things that are true that we don't know. But no one complains about the Zargnoids who continually steal electricity from my power lines and result in me being overcharged for electricity every month.

      More plainly, there's such an abundance of things we don't know that a mere strongly-worded assertion about any one of them can set off the kooks, and the increasingly kook-friendly media. (Mumble mumble Fox mumble.)

      I don't believe government employees are not any more fanatical about keeping secrets than ordinary employees, though on some levels they are much more indoctrinated. But still, the thing about Area 51 rumors that have always bugged me is the number of people who would have to be "in" on it, and not talk. And in these days of near-instant communication, it gets a lot harder to prevent leaks.

      But the thing that bugs me about Area 51 the most is that the culture of secrecy that some sectors of the government enjoy makes possible a rich environment for spurious stories to flourish. Much worse, to me, than the stories is the secrecy itself, especially since it's alegedly *our* government that's so tightlipped about so much, and Bush and company have made it a lot worse.

      So I almost want to wish the conspiracy mongers well on their propaganda efforts -- anything that causes the public to distrust that air of secrecy, and the actions of spooky secret people supposedly in their interest, for there is no force on Earth so horrifying as that of people willing to do wrong things for what they think are right reasons, things like that that work towards increasing that distrust are somewhat positive in my book.

    126. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US has the highest taxation percentage in the world when you factor in the many hidden taxes.

      Do you have a source for this statement, or is it simply conjecture?

      I'm personally taxed around 30%, with an additional 5-10% taken out for medicare/social security.

      I'm taxed around 25% by the federal government, plus the additions for medicare and social security, which come out to ~7% of my gross income when combined, most of which is social security (medicare is ~1%). The parts that irritate me there are that I will likely never see the SS money, and the medicare comes out to more than the cost of my own health and dental benefits.

      Then with the income I have left, I pay 8.5% on every purchase I make, 3.5% on my mortgage for property taxes, 65 dollars a year for vehicle registration, tolls on the roads I drive on, exhorbitant tax on gasoline, alcholol, and tobacco.

      Most of these are state taxes, though a few are mixed taxes (alcohol, tobacco, gasoline, iirc). I pay a state income tax between 4 and 5 % in addition to these (which could explain your 30% previously), but when I lived in California the state income tax was more like 10%, and tobacco was significantly higher (tobacco taxes vary from city to city here in Virginia, but I can buy a pack for $2 in Richmond, whereas in San Diego, CA, I was paying easily $4/pack 2 years ago). In some states there is no sales tax, and in most states they vary by city (because sales tax is solid income for the state, county, and city). Here, for instance, there's an 11% tax on prepared food, but no tax on most grocery items. Anything else tends to run in the 4% range. I also pay property taxes on my car which run in the 10% of the car's value (based on whatever they decide the car is worth, usually without looking at it), though there are some tax rebates that reduce that cost, as well as state and city stickers with additional costs, and the registration cost. They're all fairly small (except the property tax, but again most of that has been rebated, for now), but they add up.

      We even get double taxed on a portion of our income, as social security is based on your before tax income, even though a large portion of that you will never see. Then when you get older, all of the social security taxes you paid may give you back some social security payments, which you will have to pay taxes on.

      Not to mention that you're getting taxed when you get the money as well as when you spend it.

      Let's also not forget that most of the products we buy are imported, and they are taxed at importation and that cost is passed along to us.

      Solution: don't buy so many imported products... Never mind that in many areas we have lower import taxes than other countries, and that you can import goods from some countries (and/or in some categories of goods) with no taxes on the importation.

      Their are infrastructure taxes on every form of communication, usage taxes, 911 taxes, about 50% tax of various kinds on airline tickets.

      Don't forget that many airline taxes are local as well, though since 9/11 many new federal taxes have been added.

      So tell me please, how the US has lower taxation and all of those stupid socialist countries pay way higher taxes for things like universal health care, etc.

      It's really quite simple: everything you're complaining about exists to some extent in those other countries, but that first tax (the 30% income tax) is higher, as well.

      I sat down one day and did the math, and by the time I was done, I realized that about 68% of my income goes to paying one form of tax or another. Think about that before you go spouting off your inaccurate tax comparisons between the US and the "socialist" countries.

      Think about a few of the taxes you're complaining about and why they've been implemented. Start working at the local, state, and federal level to repeal some of those taxes, and to change the way tax

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    127. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Just imagine, if you could get a million people (not undoable) to all turn up at once, on foot, and just blatently start walking to the base. What are they gonna do? Start shooting a million civilians of thier own country because they want to go see what thier tax dollars are paying for? Arrest a million people all at once? Pack up and move before a million people get on thier doorstep? Tear gas? Land Mines?

      Might as well ask what congress and the president would do if a million people showed up to loot the Capitol and the White House. It's a dumb question because it would entirely depend upon the circumstances leading up to it. I mean, if a million people spontaneously leapt to their feet and started running towards a government base, the government could just shoot at them and drive them off and the real question would be "WTF motivated a million people to act like idiots?"

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    128. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens

      Ah, I see you subscribe to the "redefine the problem away when the problem doesn't suit you." Of COURSE its not the government's fault, since the pictures mysteriously materialized in private citizen's hands. We'll completely ignore the leak from the governemnt to the citizens.

    129. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those would have to be some pretty big hangers. I'm willing to bet there are quite a few hangers in the hangars. Otherwise, how would pilots get in thier planes when they lock their keys in?

    130. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      Even within a city speed varies by post office. I used to live in the next town over, which didn't have its own office but was served by two post offices in Dallas. It took at least two extra days usually more for the mail to be sorted and delivered to us. Now I live in Dallas proper under a completely different post office and get mail significantly faster. Of course, I also now have a postman who expects a tip on Christmas.

    131. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of what you said. My overall point wasn't that I'm bitching about all of the taxes, as I think some serve a purpose. What my point was, is that people constantly slam Canada and many of the European countries and say "they get free health care, school, etc, but they pay like 10% higher taxes than us. Filthy socialists." I bet if you did a real comparison factoring in all of the hidden taxes you'd find that we are taxed evenly.

    132. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean read it, or played it...?

    133. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bjes · · Score: 1

      Who says they are U.S. citizens anyways? An average Joe could walk up to one of the dunes there and try to see what is going on there, but hey, this average joe could be a spy, you know how easy it is to get a fake identity and passport now? And as for the foreign spies flying over, less likely during the day, slightly more likely but not much during the night, it's pretty much a non issue, especially now. Well, since the whole homeland security stuff, but I guess that's all a hoax too...

      it makes me really wanna move to canada...

    134. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Mercuria · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with the B3 bomber...

    135. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose a reasonable theory is that the whole area is contaminated with the results of these chemical and biological agents, and that the continued monitoring is merely to protect the people from these by getting them out of the area quickly.

    136. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by megarich · · Score: 1

      Oh the government can keep secrets alright. One comman soldier with probably the iq of 12 snapping a picture has no portrayel on what the cia/fbi does and what they want/don't want you to know.....

    137. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Forget Mr. Chaney sorting mail in the back of the general store...

      Uhhh... That'd be Mr. Haney...

    138. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by really? · · Score: 1, Funny

      I believ it was "X" :-)

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    139. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

      I love Stargate. The thing I love about it the most is the fact that a lot of what happens is very plausible. Cheyenne Mountain is a real military base. The theory that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens is a realy theory being tossed around by archeologists (and the only one that actually makes sense- there is no way that the egyptians could have built the pyramids on their own- read The Stargate Conspiracy). No, I'm not a nutty conspiracy theorist. My interest in all of this started with Stargate SG-1 as nothing more than a fan. Then, I started researching ancient egypt and things just started to add up. No, I don't wear a tinfoil hat, no, I'm not a nut, I'm just a guy who noticed a pattern. A very exciting, but scary one.

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    140. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      http://www.thespaceplace.com/nasa/spinoffs.html

    141. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Stargate Command is in Cheyenne Mountain. Area 51 is where they study all the alien technology.

    142. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Halthar · · Score: 1

      BAH!!!! I know the Government is real, so stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes with your disinformation. I have seen plenty of Congress Critters harassing strippers (Exotic Dancers or Amply Endowed Entertainment Engineers, for those who wish to be PC) in DC to know that the Government does in fact exist.

      Maybe Area 51 is real, he is real, the government is real, but the strippers are a hoax.

      Cue the Silicone jokes.

    143. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      Everything done in Area 51 is done by contractors. So what's your point?

      The point is that the example of something great that was done by the government wasn't really. It was a government initiative. There is a difference. If the project was managed by the federal government, the chance of failure would have been far greater, since they're not as accountable. Perhaps you're not reading this inside of the context of the thread?

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    144. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Ever played Crimson Skies? So, what would you call those zeppelins? Hanger hangars, or hangar hangers?
      HA! I kill myself!

    145. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      We'll completely ignore the leak from the governemnt to the citizens.

      They weren't government photos. Sheesh! They were personal photos taken by thoughtless employees of the military. Talk about redefining things when they don't suit you....

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    146. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      They are still different situations. Volunteer soldiers not operating a top-secret facility probably don't think "funny" pictures of Iraqis should be kept secret from other soldiers who proceed to blow the whistle.

    147. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. And I thought the Internet (or at least http) was invented at CERN in Europe...

    148. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Like the power ranger soldier uniforms?

    149. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More plainly, there's such an abundance of things we don't know that a mere strongly-worded assertion about any one of them can set off the kooks, and the increasingly kook-friendly media. (Mumble mumble Fox mumble.)

      I don't think fox is any worse than any of the other channels when it comes to this. They are kook friendly because kook friendly = ratings. It's like the history channel, you wouldn't say that the history channel is Hitler friendly because they run so many WW2 shows. It's just that WW2 is what history channel viewers like to watch.

      I don't believe government employees are not any more fanatical about keeping secrets than ordinary employees, though on some levels they are much more indoctrinated.

      I would bet they are. Just for the simple fact that they want to keep their clearance never mind other motavating factors. Loyalty to their country comes to mind.

      But still, the thing about Area 51 rumors that have always bugged me is the number of people who would have to be "in" on it, and not talk. And in these days of near-instant communication, it gets a lot harder to prevent leaks.

      I doubt there are little green men running around in there. It would be hard to keep something like that quiet. It's probably an advanced air force research facility like other people have suggested. Keeping that quiet isn't too hard, you just tell your employees it's for national security. I think people could shut up about the Aurora and it's no big deal. If (Darth Vader, ET, Alf, whichever Alien) were in there, someone would leak it.

      But the thing that bugs me about Area 51 the most is that the culture of secrecy that some sectors of the government enjoy makes possible a rich environment for spurious stories to flourish.

      I think the government officials have come to the point where the enjoy doing this to the kooks. Look at the whole planet X thing. There was some kind of internet cult that spammed the newsgroup sci.astronomy for a long time that "Planet X/Nibiru" was returning on May 15 2003 to (bring peace, kill everyone, balance my checkbook, whatever else). They contended that there was one world government that was conspiring not to tell the people they were all going to die. Someone in the military obviously caught wind of the kooks, and to drive them batty named one of their operations in Iraq "Operation Planet X" and launched it on may 15 2003. I think the government likes playing with these people, it's got to be fun to mess with their heads.

      Much worse, to me, than the stories is the secrecy itself, especially since it's alegedly *our* government that's so tightlipped about so much, and Bush and company have made it a lot worse.

      That is just kookery in my opinion. I doubt there is that many secrets going around, except in the military where there is a need for them. I really don't think George Bush is holding satanic rituals underground with his nazi armys and the illuminati planning to take over the world and enslave humanity when ET lands. I guess I could be wrong.

      So I almost want to wish the conspiracy mongers well on their propaganda efforts -- anything that causes the public to distrust that air of secrecy, and the actions of spooky secret people supposedly in their interest, for there is no force on Earth so horrifying as that of people willing to do wrong things for what they think are right reasons,

      Do you really think the US government is doing "the wrong things". What exactly do you think they are doing in secret that is so bad for the general population of the US?

      things like that that work towards increasing that distrust are somewhat positive in my book.

      Do you think there are some things you should trust a government to keep secret (ie, new weapons of mass destruction) so they don't fall into the wrong hands?

    150. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are apples and oranges my friend. Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens over the internet is different than keeping a secret among government employees


      Uh, some of those pictures were leaked by government employees. When you speak of the government keeping secrets, remember that The Government is just made out of ordinary, individual people.
    151. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      I live in an area that is also famous for UFO sightings. The western panhandle of florida. Funny thing is I also live near two large airforces bases. One that has a large research and development staff and the other that specializes in co-vert ops and secret equipment. -- Seriously just becouse it is unidentified and flies doesn't mean people didn't make it.

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    152. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you subscribe to the "redefine the problem away when the problem doesn't suit you." Of COURSE its not the government's fault, since the pictures mysteriously materialized in private citizen's hands. We'll completely ignore the leak from the governemnt to the citizens.

      The soldiers e-mailed them back to family/friends with this cool invention called "The Internet". This has been stated in the mass media long ago. Why would the governement leak the photos to the citizens? Do you think they wanted to lose the faith of some of the Iraqi people on purpose?

    153. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is important for people to remember plentiful and cheap transportation is critical to economic growth. It is in the government's interest to have cheap energy, cheap flights, cheap vehicles, etc. From a government perspective airline profitabliliy is much more then (Fares Paid) - (Money Invested). I just don't want to have to be the one trying to do the calculation.

    154. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by rmerrill11 · · Score: 2, Informative
      FYI: Amtrak (The National Railroad Passenger Service) was incoporated by the US government (under Pres. Nixon) by taking over all the MONEY-LOSING passenger rail services from the private rail companies.
      The private companies could not run passenger/commuter rail at a profit(!) so they were going to kill it. If there was no Amtrak / US government subsidy, there would be no passenger rail service.

      A brief history

      It is a choice of government subsidy or no rail service.

      -R (random illuminated sig.)

    155. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by general_re · · Score: 1
      I bet if you did a real comparison factoring in all of the hidden taxes you'd find that we are taxed evenly.

      You lose.

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    156. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Walrus99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The U.S. goverment may have supported the development of the internet, but Tim Berners-Lee develped the World Wide Web, HTML, TCP/IP, etc. and he was Brit working at CERN in Switzerland. Pretty good for the old Europe.

    157. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by NWRefund · · Score: 1

      Actually, both the U2 and the F-117 were developed by Lockheed's Skunkworks in BURBANK, California. Granted, the Skunkworks is presently located in Palmdale, but it was originally in Burbank. The Palmdale site was used for the production of L-1011 commercial jets, originally.

      Area 51 is not a development center. It is a testing center. The U2 and F-117 were both tested there - that much is public knowledge now-a-days - which would seem to account for all those UFO stories (or most of them, anyway).

    158. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JayBat · · Score: 1
      Area 51 is probably just a few buildings there to keep the amount of people to perpetuate the image that area 51 is real.

      Sigh. Pretty fscking elaborate "hoax"

    159. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet

      I don't know what you mean? They might have funded the research, but they didn't create it.

    160. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, some of those pictures were leaked by government employees. When you speak of the government keeping secrets, remember that The Government is just made out of ordinary, individual people.

      Sorry my brush was a bit broad when I made that statement. The pictures were leaked by soldiers from everything I've read who do fall under "government employees" I suppose. But by government employees what I really ment were scientists and maybe MP's that would be at a place like Area 51. Not to mention, the pictures had to do with rape and abuse. The Soldier who leaked the pictures probably wanted to make sure the abuse stopped. A government employee doesn't have that kind of motivation to leak things about Area 51 unless people are dying/being abused there or there is a threat to the public. Like I mentioned in the parent post, if ET was there I'm sure people would leak it. If it's an air force research lab, I'm sure people would for the most part be quiet. Despite what we might think from reading and posing on Slashdot, people don't talk without reason. :D

    161. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the military installation commonly known as Area 51 is actually an advanced aircraft development center

      Dammit why can't people just accept that this base exists and move on? Why do we have to keep digging up the sensors and climbing the fences?

    162. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mwood · · Score: 1

      Means of transportation which give you a choice of boarding at 01:00 AM or 04:00 AM no matter where you're bound are going to be unpopular. Got better service where you live? come to Indiana and discover the true meaning of transportation inconvenience.

      But the Internet -- don't worry, the government didn't invent it. DARPA paid real network experts to do that and bought them lots of nifty gear to do it with, that's all.

      And the USPS? Well, as a former employee I'm biased, but while we all like to kick our own Postal Service it seems that worse examples are available. I think they do alright. (Except for that E*COM thing, and at least it was entertaining.)

    163. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      They kept the F-117 secret for almost 15 years. The B2, The Predaotr. A veritable shitload of planes that were being test flown long before a blurry pic ever showed up on a Jane's message board.

      The gov can keep a secret when it wants too.

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      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    164. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even more anecdotal evidence against the USPS:

      i am currently in collections with one of my home loans because my paper check that i send via US Mail to a bank about 300 miles away takes 20 DAYS to reach its destination.

      the chief loan guy mentioned that all mail gets routed through Houston, TX and the delay is introduced there...

      either way, i'm documenting the hell outta every check now to build up my defense...

    165. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      So I almost want to wish the conspiracy mongers well on their propaganda efforts -- anything that causes the public to distrust that air of secrecy, and the actions of spooky secret people supposedly in their interest, for there is no force on Earth so horrifying as that of people willing to do wrong things for what they think are right reasons, things like that that work towards increasing that distrust are somewhat positive in my book.

      Well said, that man!

    166. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mwood · · Score: 1

      At least in the U.S. we can see the taxes. Many places they have VAT, which taxes every slightest movement or alteration of something from raw material to landing in your hot little hand, and you only see the final step.

    167. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MeanSolutions · · Score: 3, Insightful

      RE: Taxation in Sweden

      Not been in Sweden for the last 7 years, so I am a little out of date on the taxation system, but basically you pay an amalgamate income tax averaging (depending on what area in the country you live in) around 30-32% on your base income. As over 80% of the working population are members of a labour union, they pay 1-1.5% extra towards that (hey, you want a decent amount of cash per month for a while if made redundant, no?).

      If you have an extra job to make some extra cash, you fall into the marginal tax bracket where you pay 40-60% tax. The more you earn, the higher the tax rate (yes, we believe that if you are pulling in over a million a year, you can afford to pay a wad in tax).
      VAT is 25%, but some things are exempt. Spot tax on fuel, tobacco and alcohol push prices up on those things. A liter of petrol is around US$ 1.25-1.30 or so. A bottle (0.7l) of Absolut Vodka would cost you around US$ 30 or so.

      Saying this, we pay a very small fee when we go see a doctor (to prevent abuse of the system by people that just feel lonely) and health care is essentially free, no need for expensive medical insurance as that is what we pay tax for.

      The thing people in "government should not tax us at all" countries seem to miss is that the population in Sweden, although we probably complain about taxes as much as anyone else does, actually want this social security network that the taxes pay for. When I go to the dentist, I know I will be able to afford it, I will not need to sell my car or remortgage the house to pay the dentists bill. I rate that as a good thing.

      If I for some reason, lose my job and something exceptional happens that means I default on my mortgage or something, social security will make sure I at least have a roof over my head and I can eat until I get back on my feet and can get a job.

      Totally off topic, but hey. :)

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    168. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the F117 was designed and built in Palmdale, flight testing is a major part of development and takes years. That flight testing did not take place in Palmdale, because of the need for secrecy.

    169. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where you now, smart guy?!?

      This sentence no verb, smart guy.

    170. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dJCL · · Score: 1

      I'm reading this while playing with a piece of teflon tape left over from a pipe fitting... weird...

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    171. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, you don't build a 22,000 foot runway on a "ruse".

      So then the question becomes, What do you need a 22,000 foot runway for ?

    172. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mwood · · Score: 1

      Uh, who is "them?" It's also OUR AIR FORCE. Some public land is made public land to keep people out. Maybe you'd like to see more SUVs and snowmobiles running wild in *public* nature preserves? Or unrestricted logging in *public* national parks? Maybe you and your neighbors should have the right to hold a picnic in the Mayor's office while he's trying to resolve a contract dispute with the policemen's union?

      "Public land" doesn't necessarily mean "open to all comers"; it means "owned by the the people collectively". Sometimes the public need to agree to stay away and let our hirelings do what they were hired to do.

    173. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! The hang glider.

      There, I said it!

    174. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by golgotha007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...you have a real base some where else.

      wow, you couldn't be further from the truth.

      that's why they have Tonopah Test Range

      sure, the government doesn't try to say this one doesn't exist, but where do you think all of our top secret aircraft is flight tested?

      my ex-roommate provided flightline security for the F-117A stealth fighter there in the mid 80's. that's right, in a time when the fighter didn't exist.

      most of the UFO's people see flying around the area are only never before seen test aircraft.

    175. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by naoiseo · · Score: 1

      But I thought that CERN invented the Internet

    176. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by rlafflick · · Score: 1

      Or where would the burnt-out, drunk, fired , former employee hanger-ons hang out?

    177. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      >>Every one will flock to area 51, then you do your real work at area 52
      obligatory Simpsons quote:
      "..and don't bother calling 911 anymore. here is real number!'

    178. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mwood · · Score: 1

      No, that'd be Mr. Drucker. Mr. Haney was the guy who sold the Douglases their farm...one piece at a time.

    179. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by beatleadam · · Score: 1

      My friend once got a letter sent from Belize. It was addressed "Tom and Debbie. The Yellow House Next to the Meat Store on Atlantic Ave. Rochester, NY" It took a grand total of 6 days to get there.

      Amazing. Seriously the most odd element of this is that it sounds like the Hogwarts invitation where they address it to "Harry Potter, the Cupboard under the Stairs" :-) Life imitating art?

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      I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -- Hunter S. Thompson
    180. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by wass · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yeah, USPS is pretty damn cool, and cheap too.

      Once at a bar, my friend went to the bathroom. While she was gone me and another friend talked about sending her some kind of 'souvenir' from the bar. We got the bright idea of sending one of those cardboard beer coasters. So we wrote her name and address on the coaster (we didn't even know her zip code so we left it off), put a stamp on it, and gave it to the bartender to drop in a mailbox. We were doubtful it would ever get to her, bit sure enough she got it in good condition within 1-2 days.

      Since then I've mailed all kinds of fun stuff with addresses written on them, like chewing gum wrappers, tiny post-it notes, etc. I think everything has arrived intact and relatively quickly. And all for a single stamp.

      So in my personal experience, USPS totally rocks.

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      make world, not war

    181. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ.

      Just a couple nights ago, watching reruns, I saw a reference to the line item "Area 52" in the DoD budget being the funding for SGC.

      Does anyone know when SGC was "moved" to Cheyenne Mountain? As I recall from the movie, they carefully changed the signs over the entrance to "Creek Mountain".

      And I'm quite aware of the significance of Area 51.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    182. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Informative
      The USPS will actually put up with much stranger stuff than that. Check out this article for some good-natured abuse of the postal service.

      Coconuts are OK. Bricks make the post office think you're mailing drugs. Dead fish, old seaweed, and rancid cheese will make it through, but won't earn you any friends.

    183. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally I do not think Aliens ever built a US Government. I find such a unlikely place as Washington too far fetched. Why would the all knowing Ga'zur'bk in the Mothership ever create something so silly? "That's one small step for Z'nargh, one giant slither for Z'narghkind!"

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    184. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by TekGoNos · · Score: 1

      > The stuff that's there is classified. We don't have any viable reason to snoop around there.

      RTFA, the guys were NOT IN the base, they were outside of it on PUBLIC land. (nothing classified there)

      There is no law that prohibits you from walking close to a base on PUBLIC land. If there would have been a sign : "governement property, keep out", then these guys would have been in trouble. But they were on PUBLIC land and found these sensors lying there. And you have the right to snoop around on PUBLIC land.

      If the governement was so concerned about secrecy, they could just build the fence somes miles larger. But instead, they choose to track everybody that comes close to the base.

      I agree that opening a device marked : "governement property" is probably a little bit off, but then again, this wasnt enough to get them convicted, they had to charge them with the disappearence of one of the devices. (That they probably removed themself as they didnt find the device in this guys house)

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    185. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mwood · · Score: 1

      It could've been SNA.

    186. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Hey, not true. The government does manage to keep some secrets. I work on a military base, and I happen to know that no one's leaked info about the Podkletnov effect antigravity engines the Air Force has been developing.

      Er, I mean... aw, crap.

    187. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by wass · · Score: 1
      The U.S. goverment may have supported the development of the internet, but Tim Berners-Lee develped the World Wide Web, HTML, TCP/IP, etc. and he was Brit working at CERN in Switzerland. Pretty good for the old Europe.

      Why oh why do so many people here on /. get into pissing contests about their nationality contributing more to science/technology/arts/culture than another nationality? Jeezuz, this is totally ridiculous. All y'all are a bunch of bickering children.

      Most of the scientists that everybody is proud to claim from their own respective countries care more about advancing humanity in general than caring about some nationalistic nitwit many years later bragging that "technology X" was developed in "Country Y".

      Basically every country has contributed alot of useful stuff to the aforementioned categories. Why do some people need to either put down other countries or try to overaccentuate their own country's contributions?

      Seriously, does it make one person feel more important to have been born on one side of an arbitrary border than on the other side?

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    188. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Seriously. We're talking about people who can't even keep their happy snaps from Iraq secret.

      Those are apples and oranges my friend. Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens over the internet is different than keeping a secret among government employees

      Who sent the pictures out over the Internet? That would be government employees. It goes back to one thing, with that many people involved, if there was anything there of the nature that has been talked about, it would have come out by now.

    189. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DJBigShow · · Score: 1

      You are assuming the government would be smart enough to create a hoax site and have the real one somewhere else. Whose government are you thinking of? Surely not the US government...

    190. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Few years ago, my parents got a subscription to a European newspaper. For the first couple of months, the papers would come pretty irregularly, and they'd take even longer than regular overseas mail. Then I noticed that the mailing labels on the papers only contained our last name, the name of our town, and "USA". The fact that they got delivered at all is definitely a testament to the USPS. (Though come to think of it, it may have been cheaper for them to look up the address than to send the stuff back.)

    191. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but TCP/IP predates Berners-Lee by a significant period of time, and had the hand of one J. Postel (may the Gods of the Internet smile upon him!) all over it.

      http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc793.html

    192. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      "I also doubt there are any extra terrestrial research going on in the government, think about it you need the best of the best to even think of starting it, and the government well its the government what other insult do I need to lob at it."

      You ever hear of the Manhattan Project? How about Los Alamos? All of that was done in secrecy. Many of the people working the project didn't even know what they were working on. It only takes a few people that know the whole truth. Everyone else only knows there own part.

      Now, I'm not saying I completely disagree with you, just that your logic is flawed.

      bkr

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    193. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by eoyount · · Score: 1

      I pictured Dick Cheney sorting mail in the back. Much funnier image.

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    194. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ckaminski · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apologies to Kubrik:

      What is the purpose of a DOOMSDAY device, if you don't TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT, nyeh?

    195. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by loshwomp · · Score: 1

      Wait, this is the same U.S. government that gave us Amtrak and the USPS?

      Not sure it's really fair to say they've given us Amtrak. Sure, they may have created it, but have you ever compared Amtrak's funding to, say, what the US spends on its interstate highway system?

    196. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tang.

    197. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "Those are apples and oranges my friend. Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens over the internet is different than keeping a secret among government employees"

      We are not talking about keeping a small conspiracy secret for a few months, we are talking about keeping a well publicized conspiracy secret for 50 years or so. That is three generations of employees, many of whom would love to supplement their pension with royalties from the book deal after they anonymously give up the secret. Keeping a secret like that would be borderline impossible. And of course that is assuming alien landings only occur on US soil where

      "Why doesn't CNN march into Area 51 and refuse to leave then because the "public wants to know the truth". "

      Because the trailer trash who actually believe these conspiracy theories are not CNN's primary audience (they watch ABC).

      To any moderators who read that trailer-trash comment and marked me down for flamebait, I'm sure your trailer is lovely.

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    198. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MrChuck · · Score: 1
      Um, England and Scotland are both part of the same country (I'm gonna presume you're aware of this, but it's a big difference).
      Unless the folks up north have reinstituted customs at Hadrian's Wall, you're comparison is pretty damn irrelevant. (similar to: "I just carried a box 2km over to a friend's for free and it took 30 minutes.")
      Unless this shipping happened in the last month, Poland was not part of the EU. DHL expedites quite a bit better (for a presume package) than the Post.

      I've had international packages get bogged for a month going across borders ("No, really. It's a SPARC 10. It's worth $0 and it's a gift. I will not pay taxes on a 12 year old machine. I don't care that you found out that it once sold for US$10k; that was 12 years ago. How about I trade you a a Mac IIfx or a '486 and we'll call it even?")

    199. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      I lived in Memphis for 15 years (and still occasionally pine for it - if you haven't been there, it's a great place).

      One thing you have to realize: Memphis is the only thing in the area. I mean, there's 1.5 million people in Memphis + suburbs (germantown / collierville / cordova / millington / olive branch). But, outside of this like 20 mile diameter circle, there's pretty much nothing. And I mean nothing. The nearest "big" cities are ... Little Rock, Arkansas - 3 hours away, Nashville - 3.5 hours away, St. Louis - 5? hours away, Jackson, Mississippi - 2 hours away and not very big.

      So, Memphis handles a lot of area for a lot of local traffic. Now, Memphis is ALSO roughly in the geographic center of the lower 48. In two day's truck ride, the only places you can't ship something to from Memphis are Miami, Florida; Friendship, Maine, and the left coast. FedEx has their hub in Memphis for a good reason, as does Northwest Air.

      So, the Memphis postage and parcel systems handle a TON of stuff. Probably literally, per hour.

      ~Will

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    200. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MrChuck · · Score: 1, Insightful
      As a percentage of GPD. So your silly graph indicates that Sweden has a low GPD compared to the US.

      Lies, damn lies, statistics (and all that).

      It's a pretty picture with pretty colors, but thats about all.

      In the US, around 50% of my income goes to taxes. Property, income, sales, etc. I don't really drink or use tobacco, so no surge there.

      Then I get to try to find health insurance (over $1k/month for a family of 3), I try to save some money for when I'm old because the elderly in the US are largely in poverty conditions.

      Advanced countries understand that for its citizens don't have health care coverage, that they mainly see doctors for Emergency care. A child with advanced flu symptoms visiting the ER at 8PM costs DOZENS of times more than treating that child when the symptoms are early or getting that child a flu shot if available.

      High medical costs lead to poverty which leads to no health coverage which leads to high medical costs.

      But as long as the rich are doing better than they were 20 years ago, it's all ok.

    201. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mvdwege · · Score: 1
      England and Scotland are both part of the same country

      I suggest you don't say that to a Scot unless your condition is perfect and you can sprint faster than Ben Johnson on a truckload of illegal supplements.

      Although I understand what you mean (England and Scotland are both part of the United Kingdom) the fact that they are part of the same nation does not make them the same country, especially not in the Scots' view.

      Mart (not a Scot, but I used to know a few)
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    202. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Dravik · · Score: 1

      fyi, there is an area 51 on most military bases. The military breaks up their bases into different areas. Each area is assigned a number starting at 1. This is done to ease managment of land use by different units.

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    203. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government did not develop the internet...they bought the technology in order to secure it. lol

    204. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by GypC · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please stop, you're making me ill.

    205. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by curunir · · Score: 2, Funny

      The "government" did not develop the internet. Everyone knows that Al Gore invented it. Geesh, get your facts straight.

      At the time he invented the internet, Al Gore was:

      a) Two-time welterweight champion of the world
      b) Assistant to the arch-duke of Moldavia
      c) Wisconsin's official "czar of cheese"
      d) Number 4 on the FBI's most-wanted list
      e) A member of the US friggin' government!

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    206. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Area 52 is where they were experimenting with the goa'uld-derrived spacecraft.

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    207. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      used to be (no longer, alas), you could tape the prepaid return mailer from snail-mail spam to a brick, and have the spammer incur huge return mail shipping charges.

    208. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by LukePieStalker · · Score: 1
      ... that Area 51 is a testing ground for new, experimental aircraft.

      Yes, but that aircraft is based on recovered ET technology, in case you missed that X-Files episode.

    209. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that doesn't always work. I recently signed up for DirecTV and when I told the CSR on the phone my address she took down apartment 86 instead of apartment A6 but everything else was correct. I never received my first two statements and I live in a small apartment complex with roughly 60 others, have lived in the same apartment for several years (quite a bit longer than most...college town and I'm a grad student), have had the same mailman the entire time, and am the ONLY person in the phone book (town has roughly 60K people) with my last name.

      Luckily I figured out the problem by checking online and caught it the last day before they started tacking on late charges. I corrected the address online and have received statements ever since.

    210. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. We don't know that CNN crews haven't already tried this, been stripped, prodded into a human pyramid, had their pictures taken and told that if they're said anything more, the pictures would be sent to Mom, the wife and aunt Martha.

    211. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Stween · · Score: 1

      Personally I tend to write UK as my country if asked, but Scottish as nationality is asked.

      Varies from person to person ;) What really ticks us off are the folks who think England *is* the UK.

    212. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by d0rkb0y · · Score: 1

      Area 51 exists. It is a no fly zone, even for the military. When I was in the Marines we guarded portions of the base at certain times. It would be in the best interest of these curious individuals to mind their own business and let national security be handled by the people who are paid to handle it. If you had motion sensors in your yard would you like me to come into your yard, map them and perhaps even take one? How would I know your intentions and should I put up with it or have the proper authorities take care of you? I hold many /. readers in high esteem and I hope we can all think objectively on this subject.

    213. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by crackshoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I have nearly a dozen options a day from New York to Boston or Washington DC - the only profitable amtrak line. The rest are kept alive because various esnators want to have amtrak lines in their state - regardless of how much money they suck from the public's pocket.

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    214. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Begging your pardon, but White Sands is in New Mexico. I have driven through the base (they have a highway that runs through the middle of it). The terrain is as you would expect - lotsa desert. They also have warm welcoming signs such as "exiting your car in this area is a Federal Crime" One needs little incentive to loiter however, as they have other signs proclaiming the area to be a live fire exercise area.

      This was on my way to Roswell, NM, home of the purported UFO crash site. I was living in San Diego and this girl I was seeing somehow got tickets to a place called the "corn ranch" (think that was it) - they looked like concert tickets. Anyway, once a year (this was July 4th weekend), they open up the ranch to interested parties. When I went in 97, a couple had bought the ranch without knowing what occured there (according to the couple, who led the field trip). Once they found out the legend, they opened it up as a tourist trap.

      The crash site itself was aganist a small cliff - seems the saucer came down, impacted just at the bottom of the cliff, and bounced - 15 miles according to local legend. The Federales came and investigated and started to shush things up - they apparently drove the 15 miles to its final resting place, grabbed the saucer, and then the veil of mystery begins. How true or not this is is anyone's guess. I offer my own impressions merely because I don't think a lot of people have been there. BTW - Roswell is a largish town, but certainly not a city. Mebbe comparable in size to Winchester, VA for those who have been there. They of course have alien tourist crap as far as the eye can see, and it's fair share of alien nutjobs.

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    215. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dasuridai · · Score: 1

      All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAS the Government done for US?

    216. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      There isn't as much difference as you might think.

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    217. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      Yup. We don't know that CNN crews haven't already tried this, been stripped, prodded into a human pyramid, had their pictures taken

      Quick send Paula Zahn Now! Hopefully someone will leak the photos. Just please, no Larry King.

    218. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      And furthermore, Hangar 18 is at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio.

    219. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ld_hrothgar · · Score: 0

      Or that the USPS is dropping their cycling sponsorship after this years TdF.

    220. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      I believe what you say about there being specific depots that are the problem.

      I used to live in Oak Harbor, WA. Packages and letters we mailed out went missing on a regular basis. I only lived there a year and half a dozen mailings never made it to their destinations. The response every time was "Sorry, we don't know what happened to it." This after filing all sorts of paperwork and waiting weeks for them to "search".

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    221. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because i really travel to outter space a lot. good thing the pioneered the way.

    222. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Cili · · Score: 1

      I think you can still glue it to a letter filled with sand

    223. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Uhhhh, for one, the shielding for the Cat5 cable that connects your PC to the internet...

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    224. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just to further show what an embarassing idea that is, it's worth pointing out that flying wing-type designs have been around for over 60 years.

    225. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by The+Dark+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pah, That's nothing. According to Bill Bryson, he once got a letter delivered by the Royal Mail with the following address:

      Bill Bryson
      Writer
      Yorkshire Dales

    226. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ryanwright · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, the government hasn't admitted to keeping little green men there.

      That's because they don't. I worked with a guy who worked for several years at Area 51. Every day he boarded an airplane with blacked out windows with other employees and was flown to work. He gets very angry when people talk about UFOs and aliens. He said, "There are cool things that I can't talk about. But there are no damn aliens. I worked there for years, I should know."

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    227. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      Start shooting a million civilians of thier own country because they want to go see what thier tax dollars are paying for?

      Yes. It is a top secret government installation and you can be shot on sight. If a million people just waltzed on in there, they would be massacred.

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    228. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Why should the roadways, which are public property on public land, have to "compete" with trains? I'm glad I live in the Southwestern US, where toll roads are practically unheard of.

      As for trains, I don't see why everyone is so gung-ho about them. Here in Phoenix a light rail system (like the one that's getting built) is essentially worthless, since the city is so spread out. There's just no way they could have stops everywhere you need to go in Phoenix, at least not without spending a ridiculous amount of money and making surface street traffic worse than it already is. And Phoenix is not the kind of city where you want to have to walk several blocks to get where you need to be after leaving the train.

      Besides, having roadways "compete" against trains and airlines just hurts the economy, since tolls and increased fuel taxes increase a company's operating costs, which increases prices. And it discourages ordinary citizens from using our vast interstate highway system. No more impromptu road trips, always having to worry about whether you've brought enough toll money, possibly waiting in long lines to pay the toll. No thanks.

    229. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by general_re · · Score: 4, Informative
      So your silly graph indicates that Sweden has a low GPD compared to the US.

      I assume you mean "GDP", as I have no idea what "GPD" might mean. In any case, no, that's not what it indicates - you're completely wrong. Even if the total Swedish GDP is lower than the US, which it surely is, the Swedes pay out a higher percentage of that smaller pie in taxes. If you compare per capita GDP, the disparity becomes even more apparent - the Swedes have a per capita GDP of about $26,000 per year (PPP adjusted), of which they lose more than 50% to taxes, or more than $13,000 per year per person. The United States has a per capita GDP of about $36,000 per year, of which they lose about 28% to taxes, or about $10,000 per year per person.

      How you got modded insightful, I'll never know.

      In the US, around 50% of my income goes to taxes.

      I doubt it. In the state with the highest total tax burden, Connecticut, the average tax burden when combining federal, local, and state taxes is about 33% of income. Either your income is much higher than average to hit 50% taxation, or, more likely, you're just plain wrong. Of course, if you want to lower taxes, I'm listening, but the plain and simple fact is that total taxation in the US is already among the lowest in the developed world.

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    230. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I have no doubts at it's highest levels, the US government has ways to control the media both subtle and not so subtly.

      It's been documented in the past. I can't remember if they were CIA or military, but higher-ups actually put high-ranking media editors under their thumb one way or another. They got in trouble for it because they gave them classified information in the process.

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    231. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      If it helps any, I agree perfectly well. People seem to feel the need to think that humans are not ingenuitive enough to develop stuff on our own. They say stuff like "the Egyptians lifted 300 ton block! We can't even do that today!" At which point I have to point out the Space Shuttle crane, or lifting a 1000 foot ship into drydock. Then I start mentioning technologies like RamJets, Nuclear Thermal Propulsion, and others that had always been considered nothing more than Sci-Fi.

      We actually have a lot more tech at our fingertips than we're using today. We're not using it because there's no push to develop it. Not to mention to push to "make everything safer" and round all the corners. Bah.

    232. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Uhhhh, for one, the shielding for the Cat5 cable that connects your PC to the internet..."

      And also makes for VERY fine high end stereo speaker cabling!!

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    233. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, the White Sands base probably is glowing, but it's not alien....

      With all the nuclear testing (even if it isn't bomb testing these days), it wouldn't be too bright to get out of your car, live fire or not....

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    234. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Triela · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, I, in fact, am the one who invented the internet. But I give Al his due credit because he gave me a high-five followed by a thumbs up when I explained the idea to him.

    235. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This once, instead of the usual lame attempt to validate and legitimize Mr Haney's sorting of the mail in the back of the general store with a convoluted and contrived revelation of little-known facts surrounding Mr. Haney's "side-lining" after the privatization of the postal service, I shall instead stand, most humbly, corrected. (But I must say, we should both be equally embarassed. Me, for mistaking Mr. Druker for Mr. Haney, and you for the swift recognition of my error and it's accurate correction...)

    236. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      "Why should the roadways, which are public property on public land, have to "compete" with trains?"

      Ok, so roadways shouldn't have to compete with trains. Now invent enough new businesses that need things shipped that there is exactly enough income to support the trucking industry and the freight rail industry as is, or destroy all excess trucks and railcars if there are more than enough to handle current production, then lock all contracts between all those businesses forever, fix all salaries for every US business at rates that will make the contracts stable and mandate that all the companies in either business have to produce the exact same quality of service. Enforce these new laws by draconian methods, such as shooting family members of people who attempt to cheat the system, so you can get close to 100% compliance. There, you have no competition between the trucking industry and the railroad industry (until your populace revolts). Anything less, and you do have competition. It's simply a fact. Why should the railroads have to compete with the highways? Basic economic laws.
      The rest of your post is as bad. Your second sentence implies that the only form of competition is toal roads, ergo roads financed by taxes don't cout as competing. Sorry, but paid by taxes isn't the same as free.

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    237. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dorsey · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, it's also the only line where it doesn't cost more than just taking a plane.

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    238. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have six options (I'm in San Diego, one end of the Surfliner route) on the only OTHER profitable line.

      Mass transit is profitable in high density areas.

      And having rail lines operational is something the government should do. After all, it is only $1 billion a year or so. That's about $4 a person, or 1/90th of the cost to invade.......

    239. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The federal government has a mixed record on supporting cheap anything. They have supported the airlines far more than buses or passenger trains, leading some to speculate that, since the overwhelming majority of congress-critters fly to and from their districts, they perhaps undervalue the other industries.
      Air travel also is affected by the military needs of the country, i.e. trained pilots are produced by the military in substantial numbers, cutting costs to civil air, and planes, particularly cargo planes, are an emergency asset that can go to possible combat support areas (whereas it's hard to send supplies to Afghanistan via Amtrak, if the government needed to badly enough, they could borrow Fedex jets and crews.).

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    240. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      and health care is essentially free
      no need for expensive medical insurance as that is what we pay tax for.


      These two statements are mutually exclusive.

      You only consider it 'free' because there isn't a seperate line item on your paystub that says "Medical".

    241. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j4ck50n · · Score: 1
      Allow Me:

      Do you really think the US government is doing "the wrong things". What exactly do you think they are doing in secret that is so bad for the general population of the US?

      Heres one off the top of my head, it's called planning "the war in iraq"...need more?

    242. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Hatta · · Score: 1
      No, they didn't develop the Internet. They paid private contractors to develop the Internet. There's quite a difference.

      Brilliant. It brings to mind this quote:
      Yet this government never of itself furthered any enterprise, but by the alacrity with which it got out of its way. It does not keep the country free. It does not settle the West. It does not educate. The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way. For government is an expedient, by which men would fain succeed in letting one another alone; and, as has been said, when it is most expedient, the governed are most let alone by it.

      Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience (1849)
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    243. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Bah, everyone knows that area 52 is where they keep the stargate and is inside Cheyenne Mountain.

      Oh, and don't bother calling 911 any more...here's the _real_ number. (912)

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    244. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I really don't think George Bush is holding satanic rituals underground with his nazi armys and the illuminati planning to take over the world and enslave humanity when ET lands.

      What? I didn't know ET was going to land. I thought it was Alf. Shit, where's my tinfoil hat?
    245. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Tiro · · Score: 1
      I really hate the airline companies. Except for Southwest because a. they're profitable and b. they're from Texas.

      If only GATT had included services industries, we wouldn't have to deal with these subsidies. Plus agriculture subsidies. gah..

    246. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 1

      once again, you're not factoring in social security, medicare, sales tax, and all of the other bullshit seemingly innocuos ways the government takes our money. Then on top of that we have to pay ridiculous amounts of money for health care. I bet if you factor in the cost of health care for a family of four along with the cost of a college education for two children we as Americans come out behind. I'd rather pay half up front, and get basic services for free, than pay 60-70% total and get next to nothing for it. My personal income tax is 30 percent, not including social security and medicare which adds about another 5 percent. Every purchase I make is taxed at least 8.5 percent. My mortgage which is my biggest expense is roughly 2000 a year in taxes, which is about 5% of my yearly income. So, 35% for income ss+5% for property tax+8.5% sales tax + about another 1000 or so in miscellaneous fees like vehicle registration etc which is about 2.5 percent of my income comes out to around 50.5 without me buying gas/alcohol/driving a toll road, having a phone or cell phone/ getting a ticket (which in many small towns is their only source of revenue)/going to the hospital/going to the movies or concert( they've recently decided to levy 1 dollar onto the sale of any entertainment ticket to pay for the schools)/ and a new hospital district tax that will be added to my already ridiculous fucking property taxes. On top of this I have to pay around 200 a month for health insurance, even though I haven't been to the doctor in four years, am in very good shape, don't smoke, and have no history of major hereditary diseases in my family. Don't even get me started on the ridiculous cost of a college education. So tell me, once again, how we're better off here?

    247. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heres one off the top of my head, it's called planning "the war in iraq"...need more?

      Really? How is that bad for the general population of the US? Lets look at the facts:

      1. Terrorists are more inclined to attack US troops in Iraq than civilians on American soil. It's cheaper, quicker and easier for the terrorists than trying to strike on American soil.

      2. The war in Iraq may bring stability to the country and a regime that is more US friendly.

      3. The war in Iraq will show the middle eastern countries that the US will follow through on military actions despite casualties.

      4. Other nations may abandon weapons of mass destruction projects, such as Lybia did and be less supportive of terrorists.

      5. With a friendly Iraq, perhaps gas prices will come down in the US (not likely though).

      All sounds positive for the common US citizen to me. Sure, maybe we upset some people overseas, but the benifits outweigh the costs right now. If you think terrorists are more likely to strike the US than they were before the Iraq war, you are either naieve or blinded by politics. The same people who hated us before still hate us now. They just have another reason to attach to their blind hatred.

    248. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Natchswing · · Score: 1

      Actually, this picture and this explaination are more likely the source of the UFO theories in the area. Both pictures taken by me at White Sands Missile Range. You can click on the picture for a closer look.

    249. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Colazar · · Score: 1
      Or, his income is fairly low, and he spends more than he earns, so that his consumption based taxes end up taking a very high percentage of his income.

      Sales tax, Property tax, vehicle registration, etc can take a pretty high percentage of income, if you're only making $20k a year.

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    250. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by aled · · Score: 1

      C language is obviously also developed by aliens. Thats how he reprogrammed the aliens computer.

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    251. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by emilng · · Score: 1

      According to the article, there is another White Sands launch site in Utah which is a more likely candidate because of its high elevation. Interesting story though.

    252. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by general_re · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      once again, you're not factoring in social security, medicare, sales tax, and all of the other bullshit seemingly innocuos ways the government takes our money.

      False. That chart takes all of those into account - this chart breaks it all down by source, and you can add it up for yourself.

      Then on top of that we have to pay ridiculous amounts of money for health care.

      That's not a tax, since you're not paying the government for it, and therefore it doesn't add to your total tax burden.

      I bet if you factor in the cost of health care for a family of four along with the cost of a college education for two children we as Americans come out behind.

      Well, sure, if you define things that aren't taxes to be taxes, you're going to "discover" all sorts of ways you're getting "screwed". Of course, you can define the moon to be made of green cheese if you like, but that doesn't actually make it so.

      So tell me, once again, how we're better off here?

      If that's the argument you wanted to make, you should have made that argument. As it is, you started off with the claim that taxation in the US was roughly the same as taxation elsewhere, which is provably false.

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    253. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... the population in Sweden, ... actually want this social security network that the taxes pay for. When I go to the dentist, I know I will be able to afford it, I will not need to sell my car or remortgage the house to pay the dentists bill. I rate that as a good thing.

      So, why are you here instead of there? That's a serious question. I'm not trying to be mean, or suggest that you should get out, I'm trying to understand the difference between your words and your actions.

      I have a German friend who loves to extoll the virtues of socialized medicine, and claims he wants it here. He could have had it back home in Germany, but the culture there didn't fit his chosen lifestyle. He could have had his lifestyle and his socialised medicine in Britain or Canada, but he chose to come to the U.S. When I asked him why he didn't go to a commonwealth country, his answer (paraphrased) was that he liked the intended effects of socialism and socialised medicine, but not the unintended effects. He liked being able to get a job easily, he liked being able to choose his doctor, and he evidently thinks that's not worth sacrificing to get the security he could have had in the Commonwealth countries or Germany.

      So, I'm wondering if you're like my friend, who loves socialism, but doesn't choose to live under it? Or are you suffering here until your Swedish employer lets you rotate home (and either way, I hope you're enjoying it here)? Inquiring minds want to know!

      Totally off topic, but hey. :)

      Me, too. :(

    254. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by general_re · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Or, his income is fairly low, and he spends more than he earns, so that his consumption based taxes end up taking a very high percentage of his income.

      Either way, he's an outlier, and not a representative case.

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    255. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, regarding USPS and costs... There is a federal law which prevents UPS and FEDEX from lowering prices for their services below a certain threshold... the reason? It'd put the USPS out of business. Yet another government entity propped up through federal law. Gotta love it.

    256. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      The 40% overhead doesn't refer to the costs of the IRS, it refers to the operating costs of the federal government.

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    257. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought, liberal or conservative, it made more sense to AUTOMATE the federal tax by eliminating the paperwork and going to a sales tax model (excepting food and medicine of course), and if the overhead was 5-10% instead of 40% that's quite an improvement.

      Yeah, but right there, you've already defined the first loophole in the tax structure.

      Which means that business and individuals will now alter their behavior so as to be exempt from the tax. (It's amazing what can get classified as food or medicine when money is on the line.)

    258. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      GOD DAMNIT, IT'S SPELLED HANGAR. H-A-N-G-A-R. I've had this handle for 6 years, and damned if someone dosen't somehow mispell the thing. Same way every time. If you put yer coat on the thing, you call it a hanger, if you put a fuggin airplane or aliens or whatever else in it, it's a hangar.

      NO WIRE COAT HANGARS...EVER!

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    259. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USPS is FAR BETTER than UPS I'll tell you that much. UPS is probably the only shipping company I've dealt with whose sole mission seems to be keeping you from getting your shipment. I jump on online deals where the shipping is USPS and skip UPS.

    260. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by istewart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I firmly believe that Roswell was a practical joke in its entirety.

      Think about it. The war's over, and a bunch of Air Force officers who got suckered into staying on get stationed in Podunk Farm Town, New Mexico. One day, a NACA (or whoever) weather balloon with a crash test dummy or two crash-lands in some farmer's field and the farmer flips and calls the air base. These poor, bored Air Force officers decide to have a little fun with the locals. It gets out of hand. The next day, an irritated telegram comes in from the head office in Washington. A legend is born.

      Even if this explanation were to be confirmed, perhaps by one of the officers involved if any are still alive, the conspiracy nuts still wouldn't believe it. Go figure.

    261. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Trinition · · Score: 1

      The pictures were leaked by soldiers from everything I've read...



      I've even heard hints that those pictures were PURPOSEFULY leaked to set an example of the kind of torture/humiliation you'd face if you don't cooperate with American interrogations.

    262. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So your silly graph indicates that Sweden has a low GPD compared to the US.
      It indicates no such thing at all. Sweden does have a lower GDP than the US, but this is not indicated by the graph. Sweden also has lower total tax receipts than the US. That isn't indicated by the graph either. The graph indicates that Sweden has a higher ratio of total tax receipts to per capita GDP during 2001. This will remain to be true regardless of how much you wave your hands.
    263. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j4ck50n · · Score: 1
      1. Terrorists are more inclined to attack US troops in Iraq than civilians on American soil. It's cheaper, quicker and easier for the terrorists than trying to strike on American soil.

      READ: soldiers are more conveniently located for T's to kill in their own backyard, sparing them expense and 'civilian' life here. yea, better they kill soldiers...

      2. The war in Iraq may bring stability to the country and a regime that is more US friendly.

      the use of the word 'may' clearly indicates theory, not fact. beyond that, this is just so clearly idealistic and so far removed from reality...i mean really now

      3. The war in Iraq will show the middle eastern countries that the US will follow through on military actions despite casualties.

      again, this is just so ridiculous. just like we showed 'em in Vietnam, just like the Russians did in Afghanistan...

      4. Other nations may abandon weapons of mass destruction projects, such as Lybia did and be less supportive of terrorists.

      there is that pesky 'may' again, fact? a pressured, aging and weakened Khadafi has nothing to do with anything happening in Libya now does it?

      5. With a friendly Iraq, perhaps gas prices will come down in the US (not likely though).

      this is just inane...but you close with the most intelligent point of your response .

    264. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SedentaryZ · · Score: 1
      ... plus the additions for medicare and social security, which come out to ~7% of my gross income when combined....

      Just a note; this is not quite true. The actual tax rate for social security and medicare is around 15%. Your employer pays half of it for you, so it doesn't look as high as it really is. Self-employed people are responsible for the whole 15%.
      A little more transparency in the tax structure would be a good thing.

    265. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by phandel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, this is the same U.S. government that gave us Amtrak and the USPS?

      Don't go blaming the government because Americans prefer travelling cross-country in their own personal conveyances rather than using more efficient means of transportation.

      Don't knock travel-via-USPS until you've tried it, buddy.

    266. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Zareste · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that you could see the responses to this article coming a mile away. "Conspiracy theorists are everywhere! They're going to destroy us all! We're doomed! People who point out the painfully obvious are going to burn our houses and rape our women! And everyone who questions me wears tinfoil and is a stupid dumb stupid conspiracy moron-head!" And so on for a hundred or so pages.

      The funny part is that it all turned into a massive fight over mail services.

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    267. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by gryf · · Score: 1
      If something isn't great because it was done by contractors, then why the interest in area 51? It's not like the government owns any airplane factories. Everything that captures the imagination in that desert is done by contractors.

      All the projects people like to talk about inside area 51 were all 'initiated' by the government, not 'done' by the government.

      Just because the internet wasn't 'done' in area 51 'by the government', doesn't make it any less impressive than the litany of aircraft tested there.

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    268. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by dave_f1m · · Score: 1

      Are you a member of the Invisible Hand Society?

    269. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Do you really think the US government is doing "the wrong things". What exactly do you think they are doing in secret that is so bad for the general population of the US?

      Oy. All you have to do is take a look at the kinds of things the CIA was doing during the Cold War, from testing LSD on unwitting human subjects to assassinating foregin leaders.

      I agree, there's probably no aliens, and that's what I was talking about concerning Area 51. No one except a spy would care to spill the beans about a new aircraft (well, except maybe aerospace geeks), but if it were something like aliens, it'd get *out*.

      It's the line between, the sorts of things that are big, but not *too* big, that I wonder about. And Bush *has* greatly curtailed the amount of information released to the public during his administration, including pushing back the publication of Reagan's papers, and when you do something like that, it's almost the right of people to ask themselves, "What could *be* in those papers that's so blasted important?"

    270. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government does exercise short-term control of the press.

      Consider 9-11.

      There were people with cell phones aboard those planes, and some of them were calling just about anyone they could think of and telling them what was going on.

      We know that, because we saw interviews with people who had been called.

      But for the first two days after the hijackings, the interviews were carefully edited for broadcast to avoid descriptions of the hijackers.

      I have no doubt that this was done at the behest of the government to avoid a backlash against Arabs and Americans of Arab extraction, but it does demonstrate that, at least for a little while, the government can ask CNN or whomever to "not show that little bit of tape" when they go to broadcast.

    271. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by hattig · · Score: 1

      Point being - I could still have posted the damn letter abroad (but within the EU) for not much more money and it should only have taken a couple of days at most.

      However I have heard a LOT of BAD stuff about DeutschePost ...

      (I've also had things take 2 weeks from the US because of customs, bastards that they are)

    272. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it IS a highly-sensitive research area. It's where the U-2, SR-71, F-117, B-2, Tacit-Blue, UAV's, and many captured Soviet aircraft are tested... many years before they're even publicly acknowledged...

      Still wonder why the security is so damn tight?

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    273. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      "I really don't think George Bush is holding satanic rituals underground with his nazi armys and the illuminati planning to take over the world and enslave humanity when ET lands."

      I was with you up til that. :)

      --HC

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    274. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by timeOday · · Score: 1

      That's a bizarre example, since "normal" network cable is UTP = "unshielded twisted pair."

    275. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by timeOday · · Score: 1
      They paid private contractors to develop the Internet. There's quite a difference.
      OK, what is the difference? Because the critical factor here is that the technology came out non-proprietary. What difference does the contractor make? Just another level of beaurocracy between the tax dollars and the engineers.
    276. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a bunch of off-topic posts on USPS, trains and the Internet!! All controlled by Aliens?

      Anyway.

      My bet is area 51 is just a deco, think about you set up a "base" you plant a few "good" stories for the conspiracy theorist to love, you play the whole thing up.

      Funny, you just hit MY conspiracy theory on aliens.

      I mean, come on, ALIENS? We have been "above animals" for less than 10,000 years. Most of the suns around us can't even have realized intelligent life is here! Then reaching us that fast? Assuming FTL travel is possible, and then just stay hidden playing hide and seek?

      No Aliens are a hoax!

      After the Second World War, the gov realizes that the economy stays good longer, inflation low, and "hard work at hearth" is better when the nation is focused on a single "bad guy". Look at the 2 world wars, and the great depression in between. So in the late 40's the gov is looking real hard for an enemy!

      The white house...

      Special Advisor: "So in short, we need a 'bad guy' real fast."
      President: "But who? Japan is crumbling, and Germany is crushed. We are helping most of the world getting back on their feet."
      SA: "What about the Russians? Big red bear, people are scared of bears! Roooar."
      P: "After all the sacrifices they made as our allies? I can't do that to them."
      SA: "How about the Canadians? Nobody really knows them, it's easy to make a story."
      P: "You mean nobody would believe it, better send that scenario to Hollywood."
      SA: "Well... we do have another option. Aliens! It's easy, scary and funny for us."
      P: "Aliens? Those creatures in SF books?"
      SA: "Yes. We could make them grey with small bodies and big gray heads. We have a 94% scared reaction on big gray heads. And look at that 'War of worlds' radio thingy.
      P: "What if everybody starts panicking?"
      SA: "That's easy, since they don't really exist, we just deny everything, but make sure some wacko here and there gets kidnapped by them once in a while."
      P: "Brillant!"

      Of course soon enough, a more tangible "ennemie" showed up threatening the American Way Of Life, they called it The Cold War.

    277. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by FreakWent · · Score: 1

      Bloody good idea, might stop people buying as much crap as they do now.

    278. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't apples and oranges - THESE are!

    279. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Eil · · Score: 1


      These planes may have been *developed* in CA, but in all likelihood, they were tested in a much more remote and easily-monitored location, such as in the middle of the desert. The U.S. government and military have consistently chosen the southwest as the favored testing grounds for super-secret technology that was actually developed at locations around the whole country.

    280. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I always thought, liberal or conservative, it made more sense to AUTOMATE
      > the federal tax by eliminating the paperwork and going to a sales tax model
      > (excepting food and medicine of course), and if the overhead was 5-10%
      > instead of 40% that's quite an improvement.

      The liberals would never go for that, for several reasons. First, a smaller
      IRS means fewer people on government payroll. Second, you're effectively
      charging everyone the same tax rate and, importantly, this is obvious.
      Income tax allows you to charge higher-income people more tax, and that has
      always been an important feature of the liberal viewpoint on taxes. Third,
      everyone would see how much they're paying every single time they buy
      anything. Currently you see part of the picture when you buy something, part
      of the picture when you look at your paycheck stub, et cetera. It's all
      broken up, so you don't realize how much of your money you're giving up.

      Personally, I'd vote for a system of sales and excise taxes in a heartbeat,
      but they're not asking me.

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    281. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If you have an extra job to make some extra cash, you fall into the marginal tax bracket where you pay 40-60% tax. The more you earn, the higher the tax rate (yes, we believe that if you are pulling in over a million a year, you can afford to pay a wad in tax).

      I don't know where the tax brackets in Sweden kick in, but the big problem with staggered tax rates is rarely people who are rich, it is people who are simply paid a bit above average (ie: the "middle class")

      At what sort of income does the top tax rate cut in ? Would you consider someone on that income "rich" (note: not "well off" or "comfortable", but "rich" ) ?

    282. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      USPS usually does a pretty good job, though when I live next door (as in my apartment building shared a parkinglot with) to one I would occasionaly get someone elses mail.
      Well o.k. it was my dad's mail. And yeah he did live just across town two miles away. And I suppose being named after him could have somthing to do with it.
      Seriously the only major problem I've ever had with them is when I lived in that apartment, thier trucks (tractor-traillers, 1 or 2) with the days mail would arrive at 4:45-4:50am every morning to unload. RIGHT outside my bedroom window, at most 100' (approx 30 meters) outside.
      Mycroft

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    283. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a relative who works at a reasonably high level at lockheed marting on the mil contracts sideas an engineer.
      Though he's been there (Area51) only a few times,that he's admited to, (guy makes clinton era gore look like a wild drug crazed party animal, more wooden than pinochio) his boss has been there several times. Though he's never talked about anything secret, he has said they do have secret research going on there, but most of it is the kind of secret that they wouldn't be to terribly suprise to find out a forign intell agenency has good clues to what kind of things are there, just not the details. almost at the level of 'oficially secret even if everyone knows about it'.
      Several of LM's 50's-70's uber secret planes that we now know about where developed/tested there.
      What he basicaly said (this was a few years ago, feb-march of 2000) was along the lines of 'we're doing somthing there, couldn't say exactly what' when someone (one of my uncles I believe) said somthing about jail in a hidden prison he said it was he didn't actually know, but even if he did worst that would likely happen is he'd get fired, maybee fined a couple grand. He went on to say security for persons entering the base was pretty strong, lots of checks and escorts to keep you in your areas only. but that he hadn't been there in a few years as he worked on new subcomponents for some systems (avoided saying wich subsystems) and not experimental craft so rarely had reason to be at Area51.
      He also pretty much said the concept of aliens at 51 was ridiculous. To many people on base to hold the secret, and to many aerospace experts who KNOW the sota engaged in mundane work and research NOT to notice and recognize signs of UFO experiments. To many to guarantee secrecy.
      Basicaly, yeah they still do low to med grade secret stuff there, and no your not gonna sneak/con your way in.
      Frankly I think they do also practice keeping secrets at a known 'secret' base so they can better hide the trully secret stuff like what the parent poster was suggesting.
      Just my two cents.

      Mycroft

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    284. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in the US, we get a CHOICE...

    285. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      "If Darth Vader... were in there, someone would leak it"

      You wouldn't need to. Just look for a sudden increase in the number of strangled US admirals.

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    286. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, damn those rich people.. I mean they couldn't deserve all the money they made!

    287. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      I have one to beat that. Someone once sent my grandfather a letter addressed "Bob Vickers, Ohio River". He worked on the river most of his life. And he did get the letter. Apparently, anyone who had worked on the river for any length of time, knew who he was.

    288. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      SKYNET is inside Cheyenne Mountain.

    289. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      *Doh* The term I should've used is Thermoplastic jacket.

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    290. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Baricom · · Score: 0

      That's fascinating, AC. I've never heard of that law. Do you have a citation so I can read it?

    291. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually the qoute should be:

      "But the whole purpose of the doomsday device is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?!"

      Sorry, Dr. Strangelove fanatic

    292. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as reported earlier on the news today, the said soldier who did leak the photos, etc., to the press has had his security clearance revoked, is being brought up on a separate set of charges, and is probably in the process of getting a "big chicken dinner" (Bad Conduct Discharge).

      There is no effective whistle blower protection for US government employees, especially those in the military.

    293. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn you motherfucker, it's "misspell", get it through your head fucken idiot.

    294. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are apples and oranges my friend. Keeping pictures secret that were sent out to private citizens over the internet is different than keeping a secret among government employees
      Uhh... the Iraq photos were taken by armed servicemen and women, i.e. government employees, were they not?

    295. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Trinition · · Score: 1

      Well, as reported earlier on the news today, the said soldier who did leak the photos, etc., to the press has had his security clearance revoked, is being brought up on a separate set of charges, and is probably in the process of getting a "big chicken dinner" (Bad Conduct Discharge)

      You mean the hung the guy out to dry?

    296. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Thanks for ruining comedic timing.

    297. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      The U.S. government keeps a great deal of secrets. From various lines of work in the past, I can assure you that you don't want to know everything our government knows and does. I don't even think our government knows everything it does. It's kind of like the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing, except there are about five million hands involved.

      I have no idea if the government has aliens, or thinks they have aliens, or are simply dressing up as aliens at expensive parties, but to say that the government can't "keep a single secret longer than about 15 minutes" shows a remarkable misunderstanding of American intelligence agencies and the related industrial-military complex.

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    298. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Don't go blaming the government because Americans prefer travelling cross-country in their own personal conveyances rather than using more efficient means of transportation.

      Spoken like someone who's never tried to *use* Amtrak. My girlfriend and I have checked into them for a couple of trips. In each case, it would take at least three times as long as flying (from NC to New Orleans it would take longer than driving!) and cost more than twice as much.

      Gee, wonder why they can't break even.

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    299. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      I've even heard hints that those pictures were PURPOSEFULY leaked to set an example of the kind of torture/humiliation you'd face if you don't cooperate with American interrogations.

      I'm not trying to get into an idological arguement here, but I think you might be a wee bit blinded by your idology and your distaste for the American government. It would be idiotic for the military to release those pictures if they really had a policy of torture.

      Plus there is no need to do that. If the military sponsored torture you don't have to release photos to show what people would face from the interrogators. You just torture them to get your information.

      I'm open minded twards your arguments/opinions, but this statement made no sense since the Army would have no motivation to leak the pictures if they really sponsored sexual torture.

      I would say the most likely scenario was that some soldiers felt guilty over what they saw, and leaked the pictures to CBS for 60 minutes.

      What do you think about CBS's decision to run the story even though the military was already conducting an investigation and planning a trial? If the photos had never aired, perhaps Nick Berg wouldn't have been beheaded (since the terroists claimed it was in direct response to the photos).

    300. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      If something isn't great because it was done by contractors

      You're taking my post waaaaaay out of context. Where did I ever say that because contractors made it happen, it was any less great? The point I was trying to make was the opposite -- it wasn't executed by the government (like the Internet). It was done by people who were actually accountable for something.

      --

      -Turkey

    301. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      What difference does the contractor make?

      Let's see here...what do contractors bring to the table on an RFP-based project: Actual accountability, maybe? Less bloat? Less beaurocracy? All of the above?

      --

      -Turkey

    302. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by meatspray · · Score: 1

      Yes they guys were on public land. What were they doing? Camping on vacation? Or are they prefoming espionage against a top secret military complex? Yeah we know they're not really trying to harm anyone or sell secrets to a rival military power, but we also know they're not there to enjoy the wilderness.

      Them removing the motion detector isn't my beef here. My problem is that they're snooping around the base. I'm just really shocked the government hasn't worked out a way to call them spies or terrorists and locked them up. You certainly wouldn't catch me snooping around there.

    303. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by bgbarcus · · Score: 1

      The closet.

    304. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 1

      I didn't say health care was a tax. My point was that when people slam universal health coverage, they always point out the tax discrepency between the us and the countries who have this. If you factor in free college education and free health care into their taxes, and add the cost of that to what we pay in taxes, I bet it comes out pretty close. Also citing a study from a group called citizens for taxation justice doesn't really strike me as non-biased. Let's see something from the IRS/Department of Commerce. I know personally that my federal income tax alone runs about 30% not counting the social security and medicare. So if your only pay 13% total income taxes then good for you, but it's not the same for all of us.

    305. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by xrxzzy · · Score: 1

      Ya know, I just searched high and low through the federal code and I can't find anything that tells FedEx, UPS or any other ICC Common Carrier where they have to set their rates.

      Any chance you could tell me where to look?

      --
      - "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
    306. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      GOD DAMNIT, IT'S SPELLED HANGAR. H-A-N-G- A -R. I've had this handle for 6 years, and damned if someone dosen't somehow mispell the thing. Same way every time. If you put yer coat on the thing, you call it a hanger, if you put a fuggin airplane or aliens or whatever else in it, it's a hangar.

      Not to spoil a perfectly good rant, but the words are `dammit' (or `damn it', if you like), `doesn't' and `misspell', respectively.

      P.S. `Your', too, but fortunately I have enough of a sense of humour not to mention that.

    307. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That is just kookery in my opinion. I doubt there is that many secrets going around, except in the military where there is a need for them. I really don't think George Bush is holding satanic rituals underground with his nazi armys and the illuminati planning to take over the world and enslave humanity when ET lands. I guess I could be wrong.

      Come on, let's be serious. GW bumbles the pronunciation in the incantations. It's Cheney holding the Satanic rituals &c.

    308. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      If you took away all the federal subsidies for air travel, the industry would have made a net profit of almost exactly zero dollars overall, since its inception.

      rumsfield mode on ----
      Having large numbers of jets that the government can use but not maintain infrastructure for is strategically important. This is also why there are large subsidies for the blue water shipping industry as well as for the rail system. How do you think that we got 150,000 troops and equipment over to Iraq so quickly?

      Our airline industry is a critical strategic asset.
      ---------rumsfield mode off

      --
      -- $G
    309. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      What the fuck are you on about?

      The poster I was replying to was bitching about road construction and repair being subsidized by taxes, and that if roadways were to compete fairly with trains then the taxes should be eliminated and replaced with toll roads instead.

      He was implying that the government subsidizing things like road construction and repair was unfair to the train system.

      In my oppinion his idea is a bad one. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to pay a toll so that I can drive to work, or go to the movies, or see some friends, or go on a road trip, simply because it's "unfair" to the passenger rail system.

      Nowhere did I say that companies that ship goods on those roadways weren't competing against the freight train companies. Those companies are in competition, and they should be in competition. But the roadways themselves don't really compete against the rail system, at least not in the same sense that a company that ships by truck competes against a company that ships by rail, nor should they.

    310. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Why should I pay taxes for health care I don't use?

      The government will sponsor my loans for education Or I can trade 4 years of my life for college funding.

      Many of these countries with such High tax rates also have universal conscription.... An idea abhorent to most Americans.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    311. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      and the interstate trucking system,

      It would be fair to consider that transportation system federally-subsidized as well.

      Good and bad points to that, too. Lately, one of the bad points being the relative inefficiency of trucks vs rail traffic as measured using in units of

      distance*weight/quantity-petroleum
      .

      Personally, IMHO the feds ought to subsidize construction of more light rail networks, capable of higher speeds, and using modern computer controls that were not available when the current rail network was built.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    312. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Maybe all the government employees that have friends in the 'outside world' all have friends that are those extra weird cultist/alien-loving/crazy/freaky versions of regular people... The kinds of people which everyone else just dismiss - you know... 1: "ARGH! THE ALIENS ARE COMING" 2: "Yeah, whatever, you crazy S.O.B." 1: "ARGH THEYRE REALLY HERE I TELLS YA!" 2: "Blah blah blah... Just shut the hell up, would you?" **Punch**

      --
      Founder & COO, Hayai India (hayai.in) / USA (hayaibroadband.com) // t: @mgcarley
    313. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      'Here' is relative my friend. 'Here' for me is UK, not US, and I chose to come here for a very specific reason and I fully intend to move back to Sweden in the next 3-5 years.

      I do wonder how long it will take for the US to (slowly but surely) migrate towards the social security network that is in effect in most of the European countries. Serious question, not joking on this one. /A

      --
      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    314. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      I take your point, but stand by my comment. I do not have to go to an insurance company and pay them for medical insurance on money that already has been taxed. Saying that, there are private medical insurances for those that want them here in Europe. But why bother when the 'free' health care is there, and good enough? /A

      --
      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    315. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      From what I have gathered, again, not been working in Sweden for a long time, but you are considered a "high income earner" if you earn above about SEK 300,000 a year. (About US$43,000 or so.)

      So the REAL income difference between someone earning around SEK 280,000 and someone earning SEK 400,000 a year is not SEK 120,000 minus tax, but perhaps more like SEK 70,000 due to how tax is calculated. (Disclaimer, I have ripped the numbers out of my a**e just to illustrate a point, they are not the actual numbers, you'd need to check with an accountant or a representative of the Swedish IRS for the actual numbers. :)

      Basically, if someone earns SEK 1,000,000 a year, we consider it feasible to pay SEK 600,000 in tax on that, while someone earning SEK 200,000 feasibly should only pay around SEK 65,000 in tax.

      I can imagine high income earners in the US screaming blue murder at the very thought of this concept... /A

      --
      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
  2. ... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hasn't that base been officially declared as real, and that it has been unused for some time?

    1. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by SilentChris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, Area 51 has always been a "real base", just a military base (secretive like most military bases out there).

      My guess is that they're conducting experiments and tests on areas they don't want the public to see (WMDs, biological/chemical warfare, etc.) Conspiracy theorists take the tight security and wrap it around inplausable stories, which the government probably doesn't mind (better having the crackpots think they know what's going on than important people ACTUALLY knowing what's going on).

    2. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by div_2n · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't know if it is or isn't in use, but if you do some research, you will find that they will probably be guarding it for quite some time.

      There were several civilian employees that worked there and they became ill. They sued the government due to what they said were illnesses resulting from EPA violations (burning toxic chemicals). Apparently all the experimental stuff they have been doing has some nasty bi-products. They were running out of storage room so naturally they just burnt it. Apparently if a base doesn't exist, it is free from abiding by EPA regulations. That is a whole topic for another discussion though.

      To make a long story short, they weren't allowed to sue because officially the base didn't exist. I do not know the final outcome of the case since the base has been acknowledged.

      If they were handling toxic stuff there, it is possible that they will continue to guard it even if it isn't used anymore to prevent hapless curious seekers from exposing themselves to lethal substances.

    3. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Jason+Hood · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt its "unused" as the government bought an airliner to fly in 200 employees every morning and fly them back out at night.

      The base is probably used heavily as it is remote and out of the EPAs (apparent) control. R&D in the military is cash strapped as it is, They dont have enough money to blow on a fascade.

      --
      Are you intolerant of intolerant people?
    4. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by spincycle1953 · · Score: 1

      We don't care what you believe.

      --
      My other machine is a lever.
    5. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Mike+Farooki · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For several years, whoever happens to be President of the US at the time has made an annual Presidential Determination to prevent "disclosure to unauthorized persons of classified information concerning that operating location." Here is Bush's Determination from last year :

      http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/09/20 030916-4.html

    6. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I think it's just an ordinary base being used for storage or something; All the real work is being done in Area 52 up the road. If anything, based on the assorted "UFO Sightings" in the area, they might have some kind of special vehicles program. That, or people are just fucking bonkers.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    7. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by waynelorentz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently if a base doesn't exist, it is free from abiding by EPA regulations.

      Actually, whether a base officially exists or not, it is usually exempt from EPA regulations. That's one of the problems that some cities (San Antonio, Austin, etc...) are having redeveloping old military bases into high-tech centers, airports, and whatnot. After the military closes the base, and the civilians go in to redevlop, there's all sorts of nasty crap left over in the ground because the military is exempt from many EPA regulations.

      But don't blame the military, blame your representatives in Congress. They love exemptions, and have even exempted themselves from many federal laws, like labor laws, ADA, and others.

    8. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Radish03 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The first man to file a lawsuit died, and then five other John Does came forward to sue. Their argument that to be treatead for exposure, they needed to know what they were exposed to. The government's argument was that they couldn't reveal what the men were exposed to for security reasons, and that's the way the court ruled.

      There's a History Channel program that runs periodically about this.

    9. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by daeley · · Score: 1

      If anything, based on the assorted "UFO Sightings" in the area, they might have some kind of special vehicles program. That, or people are just fucking bonkers.

      These things are not mutually exclusive. :)

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    10. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Actually, there used to be an Area 52 near my hometown of Pampa, Texas. Well, I'm not sure if it's still there anymore or not; at one point on the highway there was a simple sign that read "Area 52" next to a small road that went off the side, but I noticed a few years ago that the sign isn't there anymore.

      --
      Karma: Terrifying (mostly affected by atrocities you've committed)
    11. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      there was a simple sign that read "Area 52" next to a small road that went off the side, but I noticed a few years ago that the sign isn't there anymore

      It's a conspiracy!!!

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    12. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Bush doesn't give a shit about the environment.

    13. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      blame your representatives in Congress. They love exemptions, and have even exempted themselves from many federal laws, like labor laws, ADA, and others.

      Read about the founding of this nation and "balance of power". I understand that people think the president is now some kind of king, but it's not true.

      There should not be hooks for the executive branch to control the affairs of congress. This is why they are exempt. It's not some crazy left wing gimick like Rush thinks.

      Of course congress has an obligation to police itself and they finnally have passed bylaws requiring members to comply with most of those laws. It's important that the enforcement is still in congress, not under the president.

      Balance of power is fundimental to our system of government. To act like congress up to ditry tricks here shows a real lack of understanding.

    14. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by sylencer · · Score: 1

      so essentially, the president seems to be informed, and if I want to know it, I have to become president of the united states ;-)

    15. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      If thats true then thats really sick. Lets even assume that what the government says is true and that for security reasons they can't reveal what they were exposed to then the government should have them treated at a military hospital. It probably would have been cheaper than dealing with a lawsuit, too.

      --HC

      --
      So I'm jump'n up and down screaming show me the money.
    16. Re:... or so the aliens would have you believe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that isn't true anymore. I'm Active Duty Air Force, currently stationed at Luke AFB (Phoenix, AZ), and we now have to follow EPA regulations to the letter. With the exception of noise pollution (those jets are loud, trust me) and some allowances for expended munitions, we have to follow all the rules.

  3. Cue X-files theme by LookSharp · · Score: 4, Funny

    a pair ... discovered a buried network of wireless motion sensors on the public land surrounding the "operating location near Groom Lake, Nevada."

    Upon their arrival, hundreds of vents opened up and millions of alien-virus infected bees immediately started swarming around them...

    Oops, wait, sorry... wrong movie. :)

    1. Re:Cue X-files theme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy, it's unlikely that an earth bee could be infected by an alien virus. Viruses spend millions of years developing next to their hosts.

    2. Re:Cue X-files theme by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Offtopic - What was the thing in the movie then, they had engineered the bees to deliver the virus instead of standard venom?

    3. Re:Cue X-files theme by TioHoltzman · · Score: 1

      Yep, that and the genetically engineered corn crops that could also dispense the alien virus. I think this first started to "crop" up (no pun intended :) ) in the 3rd season.

  4. Listen by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment

    Hast thou learned nothing from the x-files?...

    --
    "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    1. Re:Listen by mlush · · Score: 1
      >>Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment
      >Hast thou learned nothing from the x-files?...

      What I learned for the X-files... its all true... no it isn't... its true again .... everything you know is a lie ... Lather, Rinse, Repeat

  5. Agreed. by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If there ever was anything at Groom Lake, it won't be there now. The SECOND anyone knew that UFO nuts had got wind of it, anything interesting would have been moved somewhere else.

    At a tangent - whatever happened to Bob Lazar?

    1. Re:Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still around. He just got tired of all the attention so he quit talking to the media.

    2. Re:Agreed. by medazinol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bob is still around and doing physics privately. He still insists when asked that what we worked was true. Personally I beleive him. When a person comes out and says stuff like he did fully knowing that his life wil be ruined and never asks for a dime then he deverses some kind of respect or admiration?

    3. Re:Agreed. by cpghost · · Score: 1

      The best place to hide something is exactly there, BECAUSE it would not make any sense.

      Seriously though, if there is something there, what did the commercial observation satellites detect? Any idea where we can have a look at some hi-res photos of Area 51?

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    4. Re:Agreed. by mikael · · Score: 1

      If anyone were really serious about finding out about what was in these places, they'd probably use solar-powered "Predator" type drones with video cameras, rather than risk setting off any motion sensors by moving on the ground.

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    5. Re:Agreed. by Lord+Zerrr · · Score: 0
      If there ever was anything at Groom Lake, it won't be there now. The SECOND anyone knew that UFO nuts had got wind of it, anything interesting would have been moved somewhere else.
      Thats what they whant you to think!
      --
      "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." -Albert Einstein
      Karma? There's a serial modder out there.
    6. Re:Agreed. by neonstz · · Score: 5, Informative
      Seriously though, if there is something there, what did the commercial observation satellites detect? Any idea where we can have a look at some hi-res photos of Area 51?

      In case you didn't know, there is an excellent search engine called Google which gives you the answer. Just search for groom lake satellite pictures and you'll get this as your first hit.

    7. Re:Agreed. by LokiSteve · · Score: 1



      Does the general public trust UFO nuts?

      Why would the government abandon a multi-billion/trillion/+ base because a few people the public regards as fools are talking about it? If anything, they would leave it there and let the UFO nuts dig their own hole by making "absurd" statements, thereby reducing the credibility of the statements and the nuts. The kicker would be that the so called "nuts" are the ones actually in the know!

      </Tin foil>

      Really though, you don't build something that big to test slingshots...

      --
      END OF LINE.
    8. Re:Agreed. by north.coaster · · Score: 1

      The best source for current information about the happenings at Area 51 is Dreamland Resort.

    9. Re:Agreed. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

      what did the commercial observation satellites detect

      A bunch of buildings and runways.
      Terraserver, FAS, even a simple image search on Google all show recent, relatively hi-res pics.

    10. Re:Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This image looks a lot like a CPU, with the core and everything, makes you wonder if Douglas Adams was right afterall.

      Now where are those mice?

    11. Re:Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob is still around. He can be found at United Nuclear in New Mexico.

      Check out this page for more info:

      http://www.unitednuclear.com/about.htm

      Bob..., what a guy.... I miss those old desert blast's......

    12. Re:Agreed. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Bob is still around and doing physics privately. He still insists when asked that what we worked was true. Personally I beleive him. When a person comes out and says stuff like he did fully knowing that his life wil be ruined and never asks for a dime then he deverses some kind of respect or admiration?

      Bob Lazar has been trying to get an movie made about his life. He mentioned it in 1993 at the "Ultimate UFO Conference". New Line Cinema was supposed to be doing it in '96, but it's apparently been seriously back-burnered. Mr. Lazar's motives are pretty suspect, if you ask me.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    13. Re:Agreed. by smithmc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If anyone were really serious about finding out about what was in these places, they'd probably use solar-powered "Predator" type drones with video cameras, rather than risk setting off any motion sensors by moving on the ground.

      Yeah, 'cause I'm sure there are no radars or aerial surveillance at Groom Lake.

      --
      Downmodding is the refuge of the weak. Don't downmod, make a better argument!
    14. Re:Agreed. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'cause I'm sure there are no radars or aerial surveillance at Groom Lake.

      even a radio-controlled model with a 52" wingspan?

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
  6. So these guys found the government sensors by spidergoat2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Has anyone been keeping track of the sensors the aliens have to track us? I think that's the real story.

    1. Re:So these guys found the government sensors by southpolesammy · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah...they're called supermarket customer cards around here....

      --
      Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
    2. Re:So these guys found the government sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that so? They're called brains around here.

  7. Coooooool by millisa · · Score: 1

    Raided motion detectors? How'd they do it with just one though? Did they go with a motion detector mirror or were they looking for more of n-1 most motion detection for their buck type setup with a motion detector 5?
    Huh? Made up story about the usaf raiding civilian homes? Oh. Never mind.

  8. Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The base exists. Clinton signed it into existance when the workers sued for being exposed to pollutants which the goverment didnt want to disclose. As of 2002 all of the John Doe's are now dead and the foverment still didnt explain what materials they were exposed too.

    1. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      the government still didn't explain what materials they were exposed to.
      Well, the symptoms of Elerium poisoning are fairly obvious, so we could check for that.
    2. Re:Wrong !! ;( by JMandingo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know a girl took a week long trip around area 51 for her honeymoon. Weird, huh? Stayed at all the tourist trap hotels around there. At one point, she and her husband had a picnic in "Area 51" about 100 yards into the desert past a "no trespassing" sign. 20 minutes into their picnic a jeep pulled up and a guy told them to get the hell out of there. *Something* is there, something worth having the surveillance and personnel to protect to that level.

      --
      Vonnegut was right: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
    3. Re:Wrong !! ;( by chris_mahan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes,

      Stealth airplanes.

      Drones.

      Robots.

      Scientists in white suits

      Mean and gruff airport personnel with pistols

      Must be some Air Force research base of some sort.

      Besides, if they had real aliens, they would show them to the world and say: See, they're trying to kill us all, protect your country from Space Invaders, enlist Today!

      --

      "Piter, too, is dead."

    4. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Something is there. An Airforce base, a more secret base with runways (where the F-117A and other more secret planes were developed/tested), an old NUCLEAR WEAPON testing range, and lots and lots of under ground bunkers/etc.

      Trust me, it's for your own good that they keep you out.

    5. Re:Wrong !! ;( by radixvir · · Score: 1

      My understanding was Clinton acknowledged it because a women employee was pressing sexual abuse charges against another employee. He then was forced to acknowledge its existance.

    6. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Nexum · · Score: 1

      Try going and having a picnic 10 meters past any normal airport security fences and the exact same thing will happen to you... sure there's something there but the level of security doesn't make it particularly special by itself.

      --

      This sig has been deprecated.
    7. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Something* is there, something worth having the surveillance and personnel to protect to that level.

      Well of course there is: all those "no trespassing" signs. They're not cheap you know.

    8. Re:Wrong !! ;( by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, probably radioactive waste. The protection was for her own good. Also explains why the base isn't full-time staffed any longer. Perhaps in the past it was kept in secret because of the experimental vehicles being tested there, but now it's pretty much a health hazard. Anyway, what military facility does allow trespassers?

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    9. Re:Wrong !! ;( by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      I've got to take you on a field trip to Langely, Virginia if you think a few signs and a jeep that takes 20 minutes to arrive (and then just asks them to leave) is high security.

      --
      Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
    10. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The woman should have been slapped the shit out of. Mother fucking women's rights activists.

    11. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --The bottom line is, the guys that did this mapping were *dumbasses* - especially after Sept. 11. You **don't** just go onto Fed land and start mapping their security network!

      --I wouldn't be surprised if one or both of them ends up in jail. Geez, think about it from the gov't side - mapping stuff like this is tantamount to prep for invasion.

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    12. Re:Wrong !! ;( by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      She and her husband are lucky they weren't simply shot on sight.

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    13. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope here is an archive site I found with information on the Groom Lake Hazardous Waste Lawsuit.

      http://www.ufomind.com/area51/events/waste_lawsu it /

    14. Re:Wrong !! ;( by onepoint · · Score: 1

      maybe nut it was a medical law suit that made it become acknowledged.

      onepoint

      --
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    15. Re:Wrong !! ;( by onepoint · · Score: 1

      oops, I ment to say it was a medical lawsuit. There was a toxic health issue in which atleast 1 person died.

      there is a reference to this a few area 51 sites and the president at the time had to sign some sort of order to let disclosure happen

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    16. Re:Wrong !! ;( by onepoint · · Score: 1

      here is some quick info

      http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/8827/area 51 .html

      --
      if you see me, smile and say hello.
    17. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are right. (Especially this)gouvernment will do anything to make the people rally behind The Flag. War on drugs, war on Irak, whatever....

      So, the only conlusion we can draw here that its not a hoax by the government. That only leaves the option of area 51 beeing a hoax by the aliens....

    18. Re:Wrong !! ;( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are all the dumb-ass map publishers that print boundaries for any land holdings, be they military, government agency, etc.

      I got harrangued once for driving around the Bremerton Naval Shipyard after the Gulf War, and my girlfriend's camera was in the backseat. The security guards were highly suspicious, but I managed to convince them I had taken no pictures while there. I wanted to see the USS New Jersey or Missouri and take pictures of these, but it was a day or two late coming in.

      The Navy still covers up its subs when they're in dry dock and pulled out of the water.

      And, drive around on an Army base, and you'll see armory buildings, and the buildings have signs of them that say words to the effect of "you cannot map this building. If you do, we'll send you to Ft. Leavenworth".

      But if you look on a topo map of sufficient detail, the building will be there (but it's not identified, of course).

  9. Hmmm... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 4, Funny

    * Large playing area
    * GPS coordinates are mapped
    * Public land (hey, the taxpayers _pay_ for it)
    * Who knows what goodies are at each site to be traded

    Sounds like a good place for some geocaching to me! :)

    1. Re:Hmmm... by data1 · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what they were doing.
      Did you bother to read the article before posting?
      Oh wait.. This is Slashdot. Nevermind!

  10. No name? by boog3r · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The DOD forgot to have mommy write their name on the things. If they are on public land, is there anything besides fear of reprisal (like a law) to stop somebody from taking the things?

    --
    signatures are for fools with hands
    1. Re:No name? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's no such thing as "public land" -- the government owns every single bit of land in the country that's not owned privately (and even then -- there's property tax)

      It also doesn't matter if the DOD name was on it or not, it doesn't belong to you, so why take it? Basic theft.

    2. Re:No name? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      The DOD forgot to have mommy write their name on the things. If they are on public land, is there anything besides fear of reprisal (like a law) to stop somebody from taking the things?

      Law? I imagine guys with machine guns act as an awfully good deterrent to taking them.

    3. Re:No name? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1
      It also doesn't matter if the DOD name was on it or not, it doesn't belong to you, so why take it? Basic theft.

      There is a common law principle known as abandonment, stating that when property has been abandoned by its owner, the first one to find it can keep it.

      So if you find an inexplicable electronic gadget in the middle of the desert, it would be reasonable to expect that it was abandoned.

      (IANAL)

    4. Re:No name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you guys had government by the people, for the people, of the people?

      Seems like someplace owned by such a government would fit very nicely into a definition of "public land".

    5. Re:No name? by Soothh · · Score: 1

      ACTUALLY.... the govt. isnt allowed to own any bit of property over 10 square miles in one spot.
      now, we all know how they love to stick with the rules the founding fathers set for them, but hey
      who are we, we were only setup in the constitution to keep the govt in line, what a good job we have been doing.

      --
      We have seen that living things are too improbable and too beautifully "designed" to have come into existence by chance.
    6. Re:No name? by oneishy · · Score: 1

      ... and since the people in general *own* the government.... well, you do the math

    7. Re:No name? by Trolan · · Score: 1

      5th paragraph of the article:
      "Marked "U.S. Government Property," the device turned out to be a wireless transmitter"

      The DoD did put their name on it. Maybe I'm just weird, but opening odd boxes labelled as gov't property outside of a known military base just doesn't strike me as a very wise thing to do.

    8. Re:No name? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Interesting
      and since the people in general *own* the government.... well, you do the math

      No offense, but go back to basic civics.

      The government is not "owned" by the people. The representatives in government are elected by the populace, all save the President, who is elected by the Electoral College, and only the Electoral College (the popular vote, in the long run, means dick in the Presidential election).

      The government owns its own property, the government owns its own buildings. I'm sure that in a communal sense, sure, since our tax dollars paid for it, we may own some small part of it, but effectively? No.
    9. Re:No name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government of the people, by the people, for the people, right? So we're the government... so it's our land... so they're trespassing.

    10. Re:No name? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Wise or not, it looks like those guys won't be flying anywhere anytime soon. According to the artcle, they charged Clark with a single count of interfering with a communications system used for the national defense, which will almost certainly cause him to be tagged as a terrorist...

    11. Re:No name? by evol262 · · Score: 1

      Yes, you -could- assume that. However, being as they were MAPPING A GOVERNMENT INSTALLATION, I doubt if that defense would hold up in court. Anyway, common law only applies to private citizens and organizations, not to the governemnt.

      --
      "The more corrupt a society, the more numerous are its laws." -Tacticus
    12. Re:No name? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      "What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
      Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?"

      --
      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
    13. Re:No name? by NeoThermic · · Score: 1

      http://www.dreamlandresort.com/area51/new_sensors. html

      Third image on the page, clearly shows device, labled 'U.S Government Property'.

      Neothermic

      --
      Use my link above, or to view my server, NeoThermic.com
    14. Re:No name? by vidarh · · Score: 1
      I doubt any court would agree with you that an operational electronic device still communicating data is abandoned. Or do you consider traffic lights abandoned?

      Unless there are obvious indications that the device is not being used or maintained, or it's just laying around or placed in a location where it obviously isn't serving any purpose, I don't think you'd have a snowballs chance in hell of getting a court to accept that it was abandoned, and you'd be unlikely to convince the court you really seriously believed it was abandoned as well.

    15. Re:No name? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      It also doesn't matter if the DOD name was on it or not, it doesn't belong to you, so why take it? Basic theft.

      Let's think about it.

      Was the device actually removed? If so, was it labelled as U.S. Government property? Since the base doesn't exist, and there isn't anything going on there, I doubt they labelled the device.

      If the device wasn't labelled, and the guys didn't remove it as well, then what the hell crime did they commit?

      Is annoying the shadow police now an automatic prison sentence? With "material witness" crap, they can keep these guys forever and a day without charges.

      Okay, call out to all those who label the warnings as "tinfoil hat paranoia": what do you have when shadowy people can disappear you at will for merely annoying them? Those devices were on public property. People keep calling it "government" property, as tho the government was some business somewhere in DC with really tough security guards. The property is "publicly" owned, not "government" owned. We get to walk on it, and detect any damned thing we want on it, especially if it's not labelled and is hidden.

      What is this -- the spooks can hide detectors anywhere they like, and the very act of discovering them is enough to get you financially ruined by lawyers, and your body hauled off to prison?

      If the spooks don't want us on the public land next to the base, then they should bloody damn well annex it and shut it down. Hell, maybe they should just choose a southwestern state and declare it Spookland. Wall it off. Shoot anyone that approaches, and imprison anyone who tries to find out what's going on inside.

      Here's a thought: what the hell are they doing that is worth imprisoning or killing even one American citizen?

      Who exactly are they hiding FROM? *US*?

      Who's in charge here, damn it! This is OUR COUNTRY! You want to talk slippery slopes? This is it. We can't even watch what they are doing without being made an example of. And what is with the "you will be shot dead" signs around that base? Under whose damned authority can they kill us? When did this start, and how do we stop it?

    16. Re:No name? by drinckes · · Score: 1
      The DoD did put their name on it. Maybe I'm just weird, but opening odd boxes labelled as gov't property outside of a known military base just doesn't strike me as a very wise thing to do.

      Yes, so if you don't like the government putting surveillance devices on public land, the right thing to do is to dig them up, and hand them in at your friendly US government office, since they are clearly lost/abandoned.

      Like the DVLA, for example. "I found these, they're yours. You should take more care of them."

      Or even the EPA. "You shouldn't litter so much."

    17. Re:No name? by and+by · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but the rules are different when you're talking about abandoned government property. There's an applicable statute, although I don't remember which. It's around the Federal Tort Claims Act, if you want to look it up.

    18. Re:No name? by and+by · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're referring to the district of columbia (which is indeed within the 10 square mile limit). Read the sentence after that one.

    19. Re:No name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is annoying the shadow police now an automatic prison sentence?

      No, actually, it's an automatic death sentence, just like it always has been. They don't officially exist and neither does that land they were standing on, they easily could have gotten multiple holes in their heads for just being there.

    20. Re:No name? by BravoFourEcho · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      Even without aliens, the facility has its secrets, and last year while roaming the desert outside the Groom Lake base Clark stumbled upon one of them: an electronic device packed in a rugged case and buried in the dirt. Marked "U.S. Government Property," the device turned out to be a wireless transmitter, connected by an underground cable to a sensor buried nearby next to one of the unpaved roads that vein the public land surrounding the base. [Emphasis added]

      Therefore, the devices were marked, they knew it was government property, and they still chose to screw with it.

      And since you obviously haven't bothered with the history of the area, the "spooks" have annexed much of the land around Groom Lake.

      --

      What good is a double standard if you can't enforce it?
    21. Re:No name? by tassii · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought: what the hell are they doing that is worth imprisoning or killing even one American citizen?

      I could tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you.

      --
      "I drank what?" - Socrates
    22. Re:No name? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as "public land" -- the government owns every single bit of land in the country that's not owned privately (and even then -- there's property tax)

      Depending on how you define "country", there are two exceptions that I can think of off the top of my head.

      The first is embassies.

      The second is Indian reservations.

    23. Re:No name? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      "Privately held"

      The Indian reservations are self-governed, at least to the best of my knowledge. Embassy land is granted to the country and is considered an extension of their borders.

    24. Re:No name? by Halthar · · Score: 1

      They may be sticking to the "rules", but are using a loophole. If you look at the layout of the area surrounding "Area 51" (Nellis Range Complex), it is broken up into smaller chunks. "Area 51" is simply the name of the chunk in which the runways/hangars reside.

      Each plot of land may be no larger than 10sq.mi. I will have to check that, I haven't looked at the layout of the plots of land for a while, but the Nellis Range itself is very large. It is larger than Connecticut if my memory serves me correctly.

    25. Re:No name? by jridley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man, at least PRETEND to read the article first. There are linked pictures, everything is clearly marked:
      U.S.
      GOVERNMENT
      PROPERTY

      There is reason for having secret areas. "We're paying for it" does not mean I get to walk in to the oval office and hang around during a meeting between Dubya and Rummy, or that I get to go to Langsford and videotape someone punching passwords into the nuke arming systems, or "borrow" some weapons control software.

      The only thing is, here, they put the sensors on public land, which is NOT marked out as restricted area. I don't personally have a problem with that; I can point a webcam out the window at a public park, they should be able to put a camera in a hiking area. These sensors are LESS intrusive than a camera, they just sense cars passing by.

      But they shouldn't be able to put you in federal FMITA prison if you wander off with a piece of equipment you find in the desert. If they want to keep it from getting stolen, they should embed them in the top of a 55 gallon drum full of concrete, and bury that with the top a bit below the surface.

    26. Re:No name? by jridley · · Score: 1

      After some thought, I agree that this guy was in the wrong to mess with them, at least, after the first one.
      He found one, he didn't know what it was until he dug it up. Once he realized what the thing was, and that it had been put there on purpose, the only 100% right thing to do would be to rebury it and not unearth any more.

      I have no problem with his using passive detectors (frequency counter) to locate the units, but digging them up is over the line.

      So he mapped GPS coordinates to ID numbers. So what? Who does this help? Just having the coordinates is good enough.

      These are obviously NOT "abandoned property" - finding a walkman or an FRS radio by the side of the road, yeah, sure, it's yours unless it has a name on it. But these are no different than a road sign or anything like that owned by the government. Sure, I can go get road signs with a wrench if I wanted some, but that doesn't mean it's legal or right.

    27. Re:No name? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Mea culpa. Didn't finish reading the article. Must have spaced -- was too cranky about the charges angle. But I still stand with the "why do you get to imprison/kill us" rant.

      I do know some of the history of the area around Groom; last I heard, they informally treated the area around Groom as their own, tracking people down and evicting them. But it was not formal. They haven't fenced it in or set up guards everywhere, because they don't control that area. Sitting around the wide spaces around Groom Lake and watching out for bizzare aircraft has been a sport for decades now. The watchers were tolerated before, but gradually the spooky types have asserted their power over areas they DON'T control, and that pisses me off. They can't control the entire area of the U.S. where the test craft can be seen -- but they seem to be thinking that they can watch the watchers, even on public land. The Terrorist hysteria may have led to this overreaching, but still, it's public land.

      I've heard that the theft of government property charge was disputed.

    28. Re:No name? by skywire · · Score: 1

      People keep calling it "government" property, as tho the government was some business somewhere in DC with really tough security guards. ... The property is "publicly" owned, not "government" owned.

      You imply that you are a US citizen, but you sound like someone from far away, unfamiliar with our culture. Native English speakers in the US know that "public" is a euphemism for "state" (what we Americans usually call "the Government"). Just as "public transportation" means state owned and operated transportation facilities, and "public schools" means state owned and operated schools, "public property" means property owned by the state. If you doubt it, just ask yourself who exercises these ownership rights over "public" lands:

      the right to possess and use that property and to exclude all others

      the right to sell, give away, or otherwise dispose of that property

      the right to enter the property

      the right to lease or rent the property to others

      the right to encumber a property, such as pledging a property as collateral for a loan

      the right to do nothing with a property

      --
      Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
    29. Re:No name? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      For the People, By the People, and of the People.

      The US government is run by the citizens of the United States of America. What the government own, is collectively owned by the citizens of the USA. Fine if you want to give up your rights, but screw you if you try to give up mine.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    30. Re:No name? by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1
      The US government is run by the citizens of the United States of America. What the government own, is collectively owned by the citizens of the USA. Fine if you want to give up your rights, but screw you if you try to give up mine

      Look at how Government operates. The representatives are elected, and they make all of the decisions. You have no direct input on what any individual representative votes for, or what the government does. The only thing you can do is vote someone out of office the next time an election occurs.

      I've accepted this as a realistic view of life in America. Would I live anywhere else? No sir. Is America perfect? No sir. Better than the alternatives? Yes sir.
  11. Nah by ZioCantante · · Score: 0

    This is the real story:
    the invisibile man so upset when they walked across his vegetable garden that he reported them to the FBI

  12. i think they found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    the real creator of linux out there, microsoft labels were found on the motion sensors...

  13. Poor Lisa by rharder · · Score: 1

    "No ma'am. This is Area 51A."

    1. Re:Poor Lisa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D'Oh!!

  14. So he removed one? by in7ane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nowhere does it mention that one of these things was seized from the guy. What happened to assumed to be innocent until proven guilty? For all they know the thing could have broken, batteries run flat, someone drove over it, etc. Or for the conspiracy nuts - they removed it themselves just to accuse the guy.

    1. Re:So he removed one? by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      It's a way to harrass them to keep them from trying stunts like that again. It wouldn't surprise me if there wasn't one missing at all. Like I said...just a way to harrass the guy.

      --
      Derek Greene
    2. Re:So he removed one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It says near the end of the article that one of the sensors turned up missing, and the government accused him of stealing it. Read a little more than the headline next time.
      But court documents unsealed earlier this year reveal that there was an unsolved mystery lurking around Groom Lake. It seems that a month prior to the raid, one of the road sensors went missing--
    3. Re:So he removed one? by barzok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Innocent until proven guilty disappeared a few years ago. Due process is up next.

    4. Re:So he removed one? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      He could actually have been guilty. If he had actually taken it, then the Air Force were really quite lenient.

      If he was innocent, he could always have rejected the offer.

    5. Re:So he removed one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you read the grandparent you will see that what I point out is that the sensor was not found to be at the guy's place - so there is no evidence to suggest that he has taken it. Simply because he found the sensors does not make him guilty of taking one - for fuck sake it was on tv and on the web - lots of people knew about them and anyone could have come out there and taken it.

      On the other hand maybe you want to say that his crime is telling people about stuff located on PUBLIC property?

    6. Re:So he removed one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happened to assumed to be innocent until proven guilty?

      Go and ask that in Guantanamo.

    7. Re:So he removed one? by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      Well they didn't arrest or jail him so it was innocent until proven guilty.
      But we'll never really know what happened because the guy pled out. :(
      People need to stand up to this type of thing. I hope that if the Feds, RIAA or any one else comes a knocking on my door, I'd have the courage to give them the finger and say see you in court.

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    8. Re:So he removed one? by Bonkers54 · · Score: 1

      That kind of explanation might be believable if there had not be a TV special where the guy was shown in possession of one of these devices _AND_ was shown removing another.

    9. Re:So he removed one? by in7ane · · Score: 1

      Was he shown taking it away from it's original location? I do not believe that picking it up and then sticking it back is classed as theft - ON PUBLIC PROPERTY.

    10. Re:So he removed one? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought due process disappeared two years ago. Does "Camp Delta at Guantanamo Bay" ring any bells?

    11. Re:So he removed one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.telonics.com/eagle/pt-310.html looks a lot like these sensors. They even have user manuals online.

      If there is an area 51... where is area 1 thru area 50... and how high do the numbers go?

    12. Re:So he removed one? by pavon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Come on guys, do you have no understanding of due process? All they did was accuse him of being guilty. They didn't detain him without charges, and they didn't detain him for longer than is allowed. They had a warrent to search his house. There is nothing about innocent until proven guilty that says you can't accuse someone of a crime - it is punishment for the crime that has to wait for proof.

      Lastly they never even charged him with stealing a device. They charged him with interfering with the devices, and if that would have gone to court he would have most definately been found guilty because he documented the whole process. However, the government promised to let those charges go if he promised to return or pay for the one that they thought he stole. It was his choice to agree to that plea bargain, or face charges in court, and he made it out of his own free will.

      There is an argument to be made as to whether the government should be allowed to have these devices on public land, and whether interfering with these devices should be federal offense of this magnitude, but to say that due process was violated is just plain ignorant.

    13. Re:So he removed one? by deimtee · · Score: 1

      ....I'd have the courage to give them the finger and say see you in court.

      ...and get the obvious answer "no. See you in Guantanamo Bay"

      --
      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    14. Re:So he removed one? by kpansky · · Score: 1

      Right. Except that if you are indefensibly guilty, then it is in everybody's best interest if you take the plea. I mean. These guys knew what they were doing. They were trying to give the government the finger and see them in court. Problem is, government called their bluff. Everything's fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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      --Kevin
    15. Re:So he removed one? by jridley · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was (indirectly) said. They said that he agreed to either produce the sensor or pay restitution for it in exchange for getting let loose with a 1 year laying low and shutting up stipulation. If they'd actually found it in his posession, he'd probably be unhappy in prison right now.

    16. Re:So he removed one? by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Lastly they never even charged him with stealing a device. They charged him with interfering with the devices, and if that would have gone to court he would have most definately been found guilty because he documented the whole process.

      Are you sure?

      That is to say: Do you know the legal definition of the law regarding interfering with the devices? I wouldn't find it suprising *at all* if the only activities which could legally be considered interference were those which prevented the device from operating correctly. If he kept the device operating while unearthing and observing it, he might have some reasonable defense.

      But that's speculation -- I don't know the law, and neither do you. If you want to assert that he "definately[sp] would have been found guilty", be sure you know the letter.

    17. Re:So he removed one? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Innocent until proven guilty disappeared a few years ago. Due process is up next.

      Shut the fuck up. That is not objectively true and you know it.

      (Those who modded him up as "Insightful" and are about to mod me down as "Flamebait", stop and think for a second.)

    18. Re:So he removed one? by CrystalChronicles · · Score: 1

      so they made it up just so they could search his house. Doesn't seem like a right thing to do to me.

  15. *Puts on the tin foil hat* by MrRuslan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now they know that we know that they exist!!! on a serious note poking around in stuff like this is asking for troble be it legal or not. The gov needs to keep some things secret because some people don't need to know or are not ready to know some stuff,stuff like that causes problems.

    1. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by pe1rxq · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why should any government decide what I am allowed to know?

      Jeroen

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    2. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      It's not you or me specificly,it is the general public.Let's say as just an examle that the goverment knows about aliean and goes public with it.do you have any idea how many people would flip balls...the goverment would share more stuff with the public if the most of it would be able to accept it...they are right to hide certian things because some people just don't need to know some stuff and if they did know some things it would make alot of theings more complicated.

    3. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because knowing otherstuff is UNPATRIOTIC.

      How dare you think for yourself!!!

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    4. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Because you trust it with your security?

    5. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should any government decide what I am allowed to know?

      Because if our military developments aren't kept secret from our enemies, then we run the risk of the enemy finding a counter for it before we get it completed, or worse, copying it and using it against us.

      We also have to worry about spies. Even if there was a magic speaker set that only let American citizens in on the secrets, one of them might be a spy, an alcoholic, a dumbass, or a sympathizer with whoever the enemy is. So we also conduct background checks on people to determine who is trustworthy and/or not a risk of being blackmailed.

      Do you understand now, or are you going to pretend like there aren't any good reasons to withhold information from you?

    6. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      Simple... I'm not in the US.
      Thinking isn't outlawed here yet....

      Jeroen

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    7. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Mynister · · Score: 1

      I am creating a new site that might just cover some of these issues.

      But my site will be way funnier!

      check it out Tin Foil Hat Club

      --
      Dr. Retarded Check out what they have done now.
    8. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gov needs to keep some things secret because some people don't need to know or are not ready to know some stuff,stuff like that causes problems.



      I believe most people have the right to choose for themselves what they need to know. The problems dont go away as you say they are upon hidding, people just are not aware of them.



      Of course, the main problem is not what is hidden from us, but what is right in front of us. Humans just suck and are usually nothing more than advanced, narrowly intelligent sheep.



      PS: take of the tinfoil hat, it's too late for you...

    9. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      The government itself is made up of common people (you could argue 'lowest common denominator' :) so why can they handle it but 'the public' can't?

      Never let a government act without checking!
      People do terrible things when they know they won't be held accountable.

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    10. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      Michael Kitz: Your having sent this announcement all over the world may well constitute a breach of national security.

      Ellie Arroway: This isn't a person-to-person call. You can't possibly think that a civilization sending this kind of message would intend it just for Americans.

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    11. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      Some people can handle some information (The Truth) better than others.Imagine the chaos it would cause. think of it this way.One guy can find his wife cheating on him with another dude and just leave her and not do anything drastic.Another guy could be in the same setuation and flip out and start shooting.Information like that is on the need to know basis for those who can handle it.

    12. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's keep it simple and let others make the decisions for what you and me should know. :-P Don't forget that the government is made up of common people. People that of course make mistakes unless they're somehow inhuman. You're putting a hell of a lot of trust in your goverment if you think they'll make all the right decisions if an earth shattering thing like aliens would be discovered. Give me one reason to why they should do this. The current US goverment is led by a person who only around 50% of the population agreed was good enough to run the country.

      I just can't understand this "don't disturb me in my bubble with stuff that could be complicated" mentality... Why not just stop watching the news on TV, reading the newspaper and listening to radio while you're at it?

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    13. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by pe1rxq · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The workings of bullets has been well known for a long time... It didn't make them less used though.

      The only military developments you need to keep secret are attack weapons. And you only need those if you plan to start a war. A trully enlightented nation would only build defensive weapons and wouldn't think about starting a war. It would also have a lot less enemies since it wouldn't piss off everybody by being selfish arogant bastards.

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    14. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      Evryone is screaming consipiracy and cover up and i have this to say.Are *YOU* completely honest about evrything with everyone.I know *Everyone* withholds information at one point or another so why should the goverment broadcast information that would cause unececery problems.Next time someone gouse out to a Tittie bar should go home and tell there wife about it.Got too see the big picture.

    15. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The current US goverment is led by a person who only around 50% of the population agreed was good enough to run the country.

      And if the other guy had won, that statement would still be accurate.

    16. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Hmm, why do "some people" in your argument exclude the government? They're "some people" too. What is it to say the government itself wouldn't flip out if aliens were found, and cause equally serious damage?

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    17. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      I know they are some people too.some who could handle it and some who cant, that's why people have a security clearance.I can't blame some people being silenced even for knowing something they don't have clearance to know something.If some stuff gets out the country could go into a very big problem.

    18. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The government compartmentalizes "classified" information so that the only people who know it are the people who need to use that information to do their jobs. Let's imagine, for a moment, that aliens have visited earth (which I don't believe; too many technological hurdles) - if the idea were that the general population would be terrified by and over-react to the information, then the only people who would know about said aliens would be those studying said aliens. So you're never dealing with "lowest common denominator" - the people who know classified information tend to be experts in the fields to which the classified information is relevant.

      Of course, this process can be (and has been) misused, but certainly it has a purpose. For example: do you honestly think that every technological detail necessary to build a portable nuclear bomb should be posted on the Internet at www.doe.gov so every terrorist group on the planet with enough money and resources can build their own? Do you honestly think that the operational plans for every military operation should be posted on www.dod.mil so hostile parties can set up ambushes to counter those operations?

      Chances are pretty good that you're going to answer no to both those questions, which means that you do accept that there is a tolerable amount of secrecy even in a democratic country. The problem, then, is how we oversee the activities taking place behind the veil of security. That's a very difficult thing to manage.

    19. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The only military developments you need to keep secret are attack weapons.

      Riiiight. So, you should publish all the capabilities of all your defense systems, so that a potential enemy has an early heads up as to how to defeat them?

      Makes me glad you're not in charge of things.

    20. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      [quote]"The current US goverment is led by a person who only around 50% of the population agreed was good enough to run the country."[/quote] Not quite. Dubya was "elected" my less than half of the people who actually VOTED. As a percentage of the entire US population, the numbers are MUCH lower. According to: http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/p20-542.pdf about 111 million people, or about 55% of the voting-age population cast a ballot in the 2000 presidential election. Dubya got less than half of that 55%. With a total US population of around 260 million, Bush was installed by a very small minority of the populace. Even smaller if you consider that the deed was actually done by a 5-4 vote of the SCOTUS....

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    21. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean like open source?

    22. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no such thing as a purely defensive weapon. Also, if it were possible for a country to have such defensive capabilities that it didn't fear military attack, it could still be selfish and arrogant without fear of military reprisal.

    23. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by Branc0 · · Score: 1
      This is the most stupid thing I ever heard.

      So... if I try to punch you in the face, all you do is block and dodge until I hit you right on the nose? There is no counter attack?

      Weapons of atack *are* weapons of defence, if only by the fear they impose to your enemies.

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    24. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      In fact, the last person to be elected President with >50% of the vote was Bush Sr.

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    25. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      No, your hands will not reach my face but will be crushed by my defense rendering them useless.
      There is no need for me to hit you in the face (a counter attack).

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    26. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by ttsalo · · Score: 1
      So, you should publish all the capabilities of all your defense systems, so that a potential enemy has an early heads up as to how to defeat them?

      No, you publish them (to a point), so that the potential enemies see that it's not worth it to mess with you in the first place. Deterrent, you see.

      You would, for example, hide the fact that US has ICBMs and SLBMs at all, and when some loony fires his ICBMs, gloat "Fooled ya! You didn't know we had these, did you?" and press the red button?

      Makes me glad you're not in charge of things.

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    27. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of something along the lines of the SR-71.
      Publish all the performance specs upfront. Speed, range, max altitude, radar x-section... Right.
      Or even the Patriot. What it looks for, range, speed, aquisition parameters, etc, etc. Telling a potentiala dversary exactly how to defeat it.
      We were speaking of defensive systems.

    28. Re:*Puts on the tin foil hat* by shione · · Score: 1

      ah Mr Jiang Zemin, Welcome to Slashdot!

  16. They took down the web site too! by CodeHog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh wait, it was just /. ed ...

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  17. It's not smart to play with fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Yes, there IS another base located somewhere else. There are several bases from which the Aurora is flown, for example.

    But it's not smart to play with these people. You could disappear and no one would ever see you again, alive or dead. Trust me, I know what I am speaking of.

    Do NOT fuck with these people, if you care about your future.

    1. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      There are several bases from which the Aurora is flown, for example.

      I've been all over the Internet looking for information on the Aurora. The consensus at this point is that it doesn't exist. Or if it *did* exist, it was canceled and doesn't exist any more.

      OTOH, there's evidence to suggest that the US has a secret stealth blimp for heavy lifting of various military cargos. The evidence tends to suggest that the blimp is what most of the delta wing sightings are, and that stories of "it zipping off in seconds" are fabricated information plants intended to confuse the public.

      But it's not smart to play with these people. You could disappear and no one would ever see you again, alive or dead. Trust me, I know what I am speaking of.

      Men in black helicopters and all of that? A "smoking man" maybe? Come on. The military is staffed by human beings. They might have some difficulty in deciding what to do with you, but they hardly make people "disappear". I'd be willing to bet that many of the super-curious have ended up being drafted as CIA or military intelligence agents.

      Do NOT fuck with these people, if you care about your future.

      Sage advice no matter *who* you're talking about. If you do something that pisses off someone powerful, they can derail your future in a hurry. Don't screw around unless you're willing to accept the consequences.

    2. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by bpowell423 · · Score: 1

      I read the space.com article you referred to. Do a google search for "lifters". That's what I think they are. Various people have built lifters in their garages, powered from a regular power outlet. Imagine what you could do if you scaled that up a bit (okay, a lot) and powered it from an on-board nuclear reactor. That's my theory. Man, I hope that's what they are and that they declassify them soon so we can all drool over their specs...

    3. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that there's a d-notice (Govt saying STFU to our news media) on the British press relating to sightings of "very large triangular-shaped aircraft" (paraphrased but accurate) would back this hypothesis.

    4. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I read the space.com article you referred to. Do a google search for "lifters". That's what I think they are.

      Not bloody likely. Lifters work by ionizing the air around them, thus producing thrust. The problem comes in at the amount of thrust produced. You'd need Megawatts, possibly even Gigawatts of power to keep a ton or two in the air. Wasting power like that is pretty foolish when a rigid airship could get more lift for essentially zero energy output.

      Imagine what you could do if you scaled that up a bit (okay, a lot) and powered it from an on-board nuclear reactor.

      A multi-megawatt reactor is HEAVY. There's no chance in hell that someone would build a nuclear powered airship and only use the power to produce the Biefeld-Brown effect. You'd get WAY more thrust by using that same reactor to power nuclear thermal engines.

    5. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by ReTay · · Score: 1

      The consensus at this point is that it doesn't exist. Or if it *did* exist, it was canceled and doesn't exist any more."

      It was left on a oversight list by mistake. I am sure the project has been renamed however, I am sure it exists. Why on earth would our government willing blind themselves? If (I freely admit I am guessing here) the little incedent in California was what I think it was there was evidence of how fast it would do... I remember a few years back several Earthquake monitering stations picked up a shallow earthquake accross a unknowen fault line. Shortly after reporting it the recieved a visit from a three letter security agency (don't remember the one). And they took the logs and other data and swore the people in the stations to secrecy about the incident. I have alwayse wanted to ask a phicys major what speed a plane would have to be doing to create a ground shock of about 2.3 on the Richter scale. Just my two cents but I am betting that was the Aurora and the hotshot flying it was to low to the ground when he started across the country...

    6. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      There are a few valid possibilities for this incident:

      1. It was the SR-71 Blackbird
      2. It was an early test of the ScramJet before Regan declassified it.
      3. They really were testing the Pulse Jet Engined Aurora

      One is entirely possible. Two is just as likely, although it certainly has taken NASA a long time to replicate the same test. Three is difficult to imagine. If the US really did have such a craft back in the 80's, why hasn't it yet been declassified? The U-2, SR-71, F-117A, and B-2 projects were all Top Secret, black ops type stuff. And yet all of it was declassified within about a decade of its existence.

      Sorry, I just can't believe that the government has been working on a top secret plane for this long, and all we have are a few rumors and photos of exhaust trails. The government just isn't that good at keeping secrets. Especially from a curious public.

    7. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Good points however I disagree with you on the point about the Government keeping secrets.

      A Do you know when the SR 71 started flying?
      Hint they admitted the plain existed in the 80's
      Answer The Korean war they were flying photo recons by the end of the war.

      B When did they start flying the "Stealth Bomber"?
      Hint they admitted it existed in the early 90's
      When I had just left the Air Force they were being whispered about. Say Mid 80's Of cource they called them YF-12As back then....
      The government can be very good about keeping secrets if they really need to be. But it does happen that someone finds out and can't resist bragging about it. That kind of stuff give security officers peptic ulcers. I mean think about it for a moment. The kind of stuff that the government will classify is usually pretty boring. And a lot of it has to with privacy for the people involved. But truely black projects can and do happen as the government sees fit.
      To the best of my digging around Area 51 has been in opperation for a heck of a long time. I think it was the around the end of WWII. That is not to bad. :)

    8. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Just thought of this the top speed of the SR-71 was declasified by then. They had even let it get into the guniness book as the fastest production aircraft. So why take the logs?
      Why worry? #2 or #3 I would aggree with but I still wonder.. :)

    9. Re:It's not smart to play with fire. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Do you know when the SR 71 started flying?

      It began flying in December, 1964. However, it had already been announced by President Johnson in February of 1964! It was in this speech that the President "accidentally" switched the name from RS-71 to SR-71. A little more digging shows that the USAF Chief of Staff had intentionally switched the letters in the President's speech because he liked SR-71 better than RS-71.

      B When did they start flying the "Stealth Bomber"?

      Similarly, the B-2 bomber was on public display on November 22, 1988, but its first flight wasn't until July 17, 1989. The final product wasn't delivered until 1993, and it didn't see combat until 1999.

      Allow me to reiterate my previous point. The government is lousy at keeping secrets! And with this constant Myth of an Aurora out there somewhere, the government would have an extremely difficult time keeping such a craft under wraps. They'd be far more likely to just announce its existence and get it over with. It's not like they'd tell the public anything useful anyway. They'd simply confirm or deny the craft's propulsion method, stealth features, and approximate cruising speed. It's real ceiling of operation would remain classified until it went out of service.

  18. still something to protect? by An0maly · · Score: 1

    last i heard the base had been evacuated. about 4-5 years ago i think. art bell had a blurb about it being deserted.

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    1. Re:still something to protect? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for listening to Art Bell.

      Terraserver has some fairly recent pics.

    2. Re:still something to protect? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      and of course Art Bell is the paragon of investigative journalism...

      After all, if it werent for Art Bell, I woudnt know about the mothership orbiting around Jupiter, waiting for the coming age when they can come to earth and save us from ourselves.

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  19. It's a marketing thing! by spidergoat2 · · Score: 1

    When the number of visitors reaches a high enough level, a new theme park will be deemed viable. It happens everywhere.

  20. Joey by slow+train · · Score: 2, Funny

    They got him on conspiracy, but they never said who with.

  21. Area 51 does now exist by LokiSteve · · Score: 5, Interesting

    During the Clinton era it was acknowledged that Area 51 (Dreamland, Groom Lake, etc) existed. This was about the same time that Area 51 buffs reported a dramatic decrease in activity at and around the base. It was acknowledged in a very generic manner, but was acknowledged none the less.

    Supposedly, the reason for the abandoning of the base was because the radiation from atomic tests wasn't going the "China Syndrome" way, back into the earth, but coming back up (area 51 was the 51st grid on a map used for nuke testing).

    I haven't followed it for a while, but last I heard, the experts were pointing at Arizona and New Mexico as the new locations for many, mini, Area 51s.

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    1. Re:Area 51 does now exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I haven't followed it for a while, but last I heard, the experts were pointing at Arizona and New Mexico as the new locations for many, mini, Area 51s.


      And a couple sites in Colorado.
    2. Re:Area 51 does now exist by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      "During the Clinton era it was acknowledged that Area 51 (Dreamland, Groom Lake, etc) existed. This was about the same time that Area 51 buffs reported a dramatic decrease in activity at and around the base. It was acknowledged in a very generic manner, but was acknowledged none the less. " Thats because EVERY military base had a decrease in activity (and funds) during the Clinton Era.

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    3. Re:Area 51 does now exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a couple sites in Colorado.

      Usually that god damned Denver Airport. I'm not much of a conspiracy person, but that place is just creepy. Googling around reveals some interesting sites about the place, but none are actual substitutes for visiting. It is disturbing.

    4. Re:Area 51 does now exist by evol262 · · Score: 1

      Well, the flight patterns by observation of the Aurora bomber would disagree with you there. Regardless of the fact that it's existence may have been acknowledged (though I would doubt that, considering the employees were unable to sue the government over a location that didn't exist over their lung problems from burning toxic waste), it doesn't matter. Just because the location may now officially exist, it doesn't mean that their projects are suddenly out in the open does it? It can still be used for experimental (read: secret) research.

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    5. Re:Area 51 does now exist by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

      George Clinton? ;)

    6. Re:Area 51 does now exist by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are a lot of area 51s out west. Yucca Flats, where a lot of nuke tests happened, has an area 51 (if memory serves, they have areas up to about 100 or so marked off on the unclassified maps, actually showing at least some of the surface craters). Near White Sands New Mexico there is at least one more area marked 51, which was a missile impact area (just Nikes and small surface to air designs, no live nukes used there). You see the military is rather unimaginative when it comes to naming these things, and when you have a big military base, it's rather common to just number all the parts. You may be conflating the Yucca Flats area 51 with the one at Groom lake, which was supposedly used for aircraft testing, but again supposedly may hae some chemical (not nuclear) contamination.

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    7. Re:Area 51 does now exist by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

      Either way, I'm not drinking the well water.

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    8. Re:Area 51 does now exist by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

      From what I've been reading now, it is now active, but it has had some pretty long streches of inactivity in the past. The info I had on the abandonment was from an old interview posted back when I was a big time Area 51 buff. The word was, back then, that the base was suffering too many work stoppages from contamination to stay operational.

      Then again, the intarweb might have been wrong. Stranger things have happened.

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    9. Re:Area 51 does now exist by vix86 · · Score: 1

      This was about the same time that Area 51 buffs reported a dramatic decrease in activity at and around the base

      This is false. The people reporting that Groom Lake had closed up screwed up. It later turned out that these people were driving to the Nelis AFB, which isn't that much farther from Groom Lake, test range instead of the Groom Lake facility. You can still drive out to Groom Lake area and see the white jeeps parked up on the hills.

    10. Re:Area 51 does now exist by blair1q · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the government curtailed activity at Groom Lake because the Cold War was over and we weren't spending money to refurbish a Cold-War facility unless we needed one, and certainly not one that wasn't much of a secret any more.

      P.S. As for the "maps and photos" people are googling up, well, l-o-l, but the DoD knows how to make a deal with anyone in the satellite geometrology biz to crock the data for certain coordinates to alter or erase things. I personally know of two other actual places where you can walk up to the fence and see the vast array of constructed objects of clearly governmental design that have (a) never shown up on a map on paper or electronically and, (b) don't show up on any satellite photo, either. Neither facility is likely to be a total secret, given the light perimeter security (one has a public highway splitting it in two), but they're clearly not advertising them for obviosly good reason (so I won't, either). Now Area 51 is a good distraction. Keep the nutbars chasing what they can "uncover with enough effort" and away from active facilities.

  22. Those Bastards! by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article
    "If you or I accidentally kick one of these hidden transmitters, should the feds be able to seize our Macintosh and photos of Aunt Betty?"

    They took his Macintosh?!? Those bastards!

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    1. Re:Those Bastards! by Lord+Zerrr · · Score: 0

      Oh no, not photos of Aunt Betty? The horror

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    2. Re:Those Bastards! by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      Didn't they see ID4? Now we'll have no way to save the Earth from the Alien invasion!

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    3. Re:Those Bastards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard they also took both of their tinfoil hats...now that hurts.

    4. Re:Those Bastards! by leenoble_uk · · Score: 1

      Totally offtopic but you mention ID4 which was the background text on the poster for Independence Day.
      I never did find out why the hell it was there but obviously ID could stand for Independence Day.
      The only thing I came up with was that in Roman Numerals ID is 499
      499 x 4 = 1996
      which was when the film came out.
      Was I right?

    5. Re:Those Bastards! by NineteenSixtyNine · · Score: 0

      Nah...there's still plenty Macs in the world.

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    6. Re:Those Bastards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Independance Day is an American holdiday; it falls on July 4th. It is also the day the movie takes place.

  23. Duracell by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    http://www.dreamlandresort.com/area51/new_sensor_5 .jpg

    Duracell - The Official Battery of Groom Lake Black Operations

    1. Re:Duracell by ryanmfw · · Score: 0

      Correct Link: Correct Link

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  24. 40 motion detectors found? by afdsfsdafsdaf · · Score: 0

    that sure could make me a lot of tinfoil hats..

  25. It's a military base. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lot's of military bases have perimeter security and sensors. Try getting into Camp Peary in Virginia. Or any one of a number of other places.

    oooo....But it's Area51! Obviously they are hiding something behind those sensors.
    Ha. If there ever was anything alien there (highly doubtful), it's long since been moved. Hangar 18, maybe?

    1. Re:It's a military base. by Liquid-Gecka · · Score: 4, Funny

      oooo....But it's Area51! Obviously they are hiding something behind those sensors. Ha. If there ever was anything alien there (highly doubtful), it's long since been moved. Hangar 18, maybe?

      They use sensors almost exactly like those on the US/Mexico border. I guess we are hiding something behind those sensors =) I bet there is aliens on the other side!

    2. Re:It's a military base. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Hangar 18, maybe?

      More likely, Warehouse 23.

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    3. Re:It's a military base. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know why I'm bothering with this. If you read and comprehend the article, Mr. Knee-jerk, you'd realize that the sensors are not on base land. Some are miles from the base. The whole point is that they weren't getting on the base or even near it. If you lived in the area you wouldn't be paranoid because it's not paranoia when they really are watching you.

    4. Re:It's a military base. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the story submission:

      "There's a story on SecurityFocus about a pair of Area 51 'hackers' who discovered a buried network of wireless motion sensors on the public land surrounding the "operating location near Groom Lake, Nevada."

      At least according to the story submission (we all know what THAT is worth around here, roughly jack, but I can't load TFA) they were not trying to get onto the base. They were on public lands surrounding the base.

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    5. Re:It's a military base. by Sindri · · Score: 1

      I once went into a US Air Force base outside of the US to do geological measurements for the local government. The guards okayed the measurements but drew a rectangle on the map and put an x over it and said: "You can not enter this area under any circumstances!" Most UFO nuts would have thought "Oooo... suspicious!" But we found out after looking at the location from a distance it was simply where they kept the F-15's.

      Military bases generally have something to hide! Fighter jets, big fucking guns, nukes, etc...

    6. Re:It's a military base. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Right. Since I couldn't find a map of the sensor locations on his website, one thought might be that the sensors are on the roads leading up to the base. Which, out in the Nevada desert, could easily be "miles away".
      With a secure location, you'd want to know beforehand if someone was trying to enter. Not wait until they cut the fence.

      Tell me that NORAD, Raven Rock, or Weather Mountain doesn't have motion sensors on the roads leading up to them...

    7. Re:It's a military base. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Everybody knows Hanger 18 is in Wright-Patterson AFB in Dayton, OH.

    8. Re:It's a military base. by GatorMan · · Score: 1

      I think they're only considered aliens after they cross said border.

    9. Re:It's a military base. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called Mt. Weather in Clarke County and you can drive up and down and all around without to much trouble (Blue Ridge Mnt. Rd., Rt. 601, is a paved road under VDOT control). There are lots of interesting telecom relics along the road from the coldwar. As for sensors along the road, doubtful until you actually get to the facility. People live very very close to the Mt. Weather facility. Its nothing like Camp Perry or Groom Lake or NORAD. I suspect most of Raven Rock is in a similar situation as Mt. Weather. See Cryptome.org for pictures of it and other sundry trivia.

    10. Re:It's a military base. by unknown_host · · Score: 0

      Ok... now can someone please put up those sensors on eBay already..?

    11. Re:It's a military base. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, They've been moved to Area52. It's so secret that they're going to mod me down so no one reads this post.

    12. Re:It's a military base. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      No, then they're illegal aliens.

    13. Re:It's a military base. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      I bet there is aliens on the other side!
      No, If a space ship would ever have crashed here, those aliens would be in the same place they put all illegal immigrants waiting to be returned to their country. Those aliens would be waiting until the first interstellar spacecraft leaves for their homeplanet.
    14. Re:It's a military base. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Its illegal for them to live in Mexico? No wonder they are so keen on crosssing to the otherside.

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  26. What is a frequency counter? [n/t] by magefile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no text [n/t]

    1. Re:What is a frequency counter? [n/t] by cheeseSource · · Score: 1

      It's the other way 'round.

      People were bored so they made gods.

      Kierkegaard was never that bright though...

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    2. Re:What is a frequency counter? [n/t] by colinmc151 · · Score: 1

      A frequency counter is a standard bit of test equipment for people who have to test radio transmitters, be they these little very low power things like garage door openers, or big TV transmitters. What a frequency counter does is that it tells you what frequency your transmitter is ACTUALLY transmitting at (not what is being claimed). There are firms that sell frequency counters and building a frequncy counter is well with in the range of someone with reasonable construction skills, such as here or here.

      Now for investigating aroung what you suspect may be a transmitter, well, a portable frequency counter will tell you if your dealing with a working transmitter, and if it is transmitting, what frequency the transmitter is using. That information can then lead you other places, like who is legally allowed to transmit on the frequency you are detecting...

  27. Television Special by wls · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was a television special recently about this. What I found even more interesting was a different security compromise.

    A private investigator was hired to watch the airport in Las Vegas and he observed which cars came and went on a frequent basis. He was eventually able to deduce which cars' owner were spending the day at Area 51.

    At that point, it became a simple matter of just following the cars to a plush neighborhood. When he went to knock on the door and asked about Area 51, they said "no comment" and shut the door in his face. One would think that just mentioning Area 51 would be enough to inspire curosity from the non-involved.

    An once-insider agreed to secretly meet with them doing the whole inside-a-hotel with blured-face and altered-voice routine. He examined maps and photos and said they were accurate. He also said that there were no UFOs at Area 51, and that the big secret was the abusive politics and unsafe worker conditions.

    Guess Area 51 scooby gang missed the television special on S4, where the anti-gravity from borrowed UFOs go on.

    1. Re:Television Special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A plush neighborhood?

      How many teddy bears would you need to build one of those?

    2. Re:Television Special by magefile · · Score: 1

      inside-a-hotel with blured-face and altered-voice routine.

      It's fairly common knowledge that that kind of anonymity means squat. In a hotel? Figure out where the interviewer was that day, and find out who else went in and out. Blurred face? If it was done electronically, and the person didn't keep absolutely still, it only takes a few frames to recover the "lost" information. Altered voice? There's only a few algorithms that are used to do that ... just apply 'em in reverse until you find one that matches, and you've got the voice.

      Besides which, if we don't trust the government, why should we trust any idiot who we can't ID, whether it's this guy, or "Mr. X" in a ski-mask talking about the whole Leonard Peltier thing, etc. While I sympathize with LP, and while I don't trust the government, those who say the government is lying or not trustworthy lose credibility when they do crap like this.

    3. Re:Television Special by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      He also said that there were no UFOs at Area 51, and that the big secret was the abusive politics and unsafe worker conditions.

      Obviously a government shill. If that were the most secret thing at Area 51, it wouldn't even be a secret, because every military base has abusive politics and unsafe working conditions. That's just a rule of military bases. They work with dangerous chemicals and equipment and they have a strict pecking order, it's a fact of life.

      That doesn't mean there's UFOs there, but this blurred face guy is nonsense.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Television Special by evol262 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Riiiggghhttt.... A government shill? Probably not. An idiot if he were actually involved? Certainly. The nature of the work at Groom Lake requires secrecy. While abusive politics and unsafe working condiitons may be part of every military installation, they still need to abide by certain regulations. Goverment records of a base that actually exists and tracking what comes out of it (byproducts, etc) could be enough to comprimise the secrecy of the work that goes on there. So, it serves its purpose of being a secret research facility by staying off the books. Secondly, if he were actually a former-employee or the like, you can bet your ass he had a TSSCI (Top Secret-Secret Compartmentalized Information) clearance. That means he's fucked. Number one, he'd need to submit anything press (books, interviews, etc) related to the NSA/CIA for checking first, so they could take out any references to information that isn't declassified yet (75 years is standard for declassification, not even the existence of Groom Lake). If not, he can be charged with a wide range of charges, which amount to a lot of time in a friendly Federal Prison. Secondly, because of the nature of the clearance (and it doesnn't get much better, all our classified information is compartmentalized) means that we wouldn't have access to a lot of the details he supposedly verified, unless he were pretty far up the chain of command, at which point, he's easily identifiable to the governemnt.

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    5. Re:Television Special by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Altered voice? There's only a few algorithms that are used to do that ... just apply 'em in reverse until you find one that matches, and you've got the voice.

      You've been watching way too much CSI. Apply a little random data and you've got an unreversible stream. Next.

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    6. Re:Television Special by magefile · · Score: 1

      CSI? Heard of it, but never seen it. And I imagine if it's good enough to hear, it's possible to filter. Better than nothing, but it's not for the truly paranoid.

    7. Re:Television Special by magefile · · Score: 1

      unreversible stream

      That's an irreversible stream. Or have you been adding random data to your slashdot posts?

    8. Re:Television Special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BZBOYZ.com is a fraudulent advertiser [slashdot.org]


      What? You're still a whiny ass?

    9. Re:Television Special by wls · · Score: 1

      Guess he got tired of moving vats of blinker-light fluid when his buddy got run over by a UFO.

  28. It does so officially exist. by SquierStrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Several years ago the Sec. of Defense admitted its existence in a press conference. Hell, I can tell you what goes on there: nothing exciting. They test secret missile systems and secret aircraft.

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    1. Re:It does so officially exist. by north.coaster · · Score: 1

      A few years ago there was a lawsuit involving employe exposure to hazardous waste at Area 51. At that time, the US Government acknowledged the existance of the base, but reused to release any details citing national security concerns. The judge in the case agreed with the government.

    2. Re:It does so officially exist. by nagora · · Score: 1
      Hell, I can tell you what goes on there: nothing exciting. They test secret missile systems and secret aircraft.

      To be fair, that sounds quite exciting.

      TWW

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    3. Re:It does so officially exist. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Hell, I can tell you what goes on there: nothing exciting. They test secret missile systems and secret aircraft.

      And that's not exciting? Sounds pretty f'in' cool to me. I mean, c'mon, we all knew there were no UFOs there, didn't we? Really?

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    4. Re:It does so officially exist. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      The lawsuit was basically a test of President Clinton's Executive Order officially stating that noone from Area 51 is allowed to sue the government for redress of any grievances that stem from working at Area 51. There were some employees who came into contact with toxic waste after being instructed by their supervisor to do just that. The suit filed by the workers asked for damages because they had been told to contaminate themselves. But the court sided with the Feds and said basically becuase of this Executive Order, Area 51 is not subject to the legal jurisdiction of the United States.

      It is a bit like the Guantanamo stuff, actually. Except in this case we screwed over our own people, rather than foreigners picked up overseas.

  29. SF slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Register has the same story.

  30. If I have learned anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government is not capable of organizing anything... the very least of which is a alien cover up. This is just another case of their incompetence being viewed from an odd angle looking like something that it is not.

  31. Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dumb asses, I bet they were surprised when they were caught?

    1. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well I agree with this, anyone dumb enough to go mess with base security sensors deserves to go to jail. They might have done it for fun, but if that information got out it could cause some problems.

  32. Not a lot of sympathy by Halo- · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't have a lot of sympathy for this guy. Let's review: He finds security sensors around well-known secure area, digs up a bunch of them and opens them, and calls in a TV news crew to watch him do so, and then gets fingered when one of the devices comes up missing. Not suprisingly, the Fed's want to talk to him.

    Now, granted he did rebury the devices, and granted, they were in the public park, not Area 51 itself, but it's not hard for the average person to see why this is a bad idea. There's a lot of stuff in "public" areas you're not allowed to monkey with. If a public park provided restrooms with those annoying motion-sensor faucets, does anyone think they would be within their rights to repeatedly take them apart?

    Sure, there is a worry in this case about the government monitoring private citizens in a public place, but "approach" sensors invade privacy a lot less than swarms of armed guards peering through binoculars from the fenceline 24x7.

    In short, this guy crossed the line. I understand being intrigued, and even outraged by these devices, but making a map is one thing, and once he figured out what the devices were he never should have touched them.

    (Just had a scary thought on preview: what if the odd buried device he found had turned out to be a errant landmine? Of course it's massively criminal for it to be there, but there is a reason you don't got poking unknown military hardware...)

    1. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      I agree. While it's probably not the best idea for the government to be burying detector things on "public" ground, the example about the public park restrooms with the faucets hits the nail on the head.

      We all know that the government does research in that area that the public shouldn't know about, lest we blab it to the wrong people. I don't think our government should keep as much as it does secret, but there are some things that are important to be kept secret, so that our country is safe, like new military vehicles and the like.

      -Jesse

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      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    2. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Halo- · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Thanks, I did RTFA, hence "around" meaning "surrounding" not "on" or "in" meaning "contained within". And "public" means anyone is allowed to access it, but it is still technically owned by the govenment. A lot of stuff is found on public land which is government owned (or sanctioned) which isn't to be messed with. Roads, lighting, utilities, etc... The park down the street from my house has lights connected to motion sensors, how is that different?

    3. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by JDevers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      RTFA? How about you RTWC (read the whole comment), he says exactly that a few lines down.

      Public, means accessible and for the public good, not for YOUR good alone. For instance, a community park has a fence surrounding a dangerous sink hole. You are NOT allowed to go in and remove a section of the fence just because it is on public land even if you intended to go back in and replace the section.

    4. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The streetlights around your house are probably on public land. You don't mind if I come dig them up, do you? I promise I'll replant them after I test them, take pictures, and post everything up on my web site. If any of them disappear or stop working, it surely won't be my fault you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, granted he did rebury the devices, and granted, they were in the public park, not Area 51 itself, but it's not hard for the average person to see why this is a bad idea.

      In a nation where silica gel is marked "do not eat", and where one isn't even expected to anticipate that a hot coffee will indeed be hot, I hardly think the above logical leap should be reasonably expected.

    6. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by unDiWahn · · Score: 1

      RTFP: "and granted, they were in the public park, not Area 51 itself"....

    7. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure if I shouldn't believe this guy, or really admire him when he says he didn't take one. I know my inner-hacker would definately want to take one. I'd want to know if the sensor was a simple mercury switch vibration sensor, or if they had something cooler in there. I'd want to know what frequency the thing transmits on, and the range, and how long the batteries last.

      I don't think I could resist taking one, and I'm not sure he did, either.

      On another point, though -- it IS public land, so people like him can also plant their own sensors to detect when the government drives around and plants their sensors. Public property is a two-way street.

    8. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know that the government does research in that area that the public shouldn't know about

      Rather that they do research which they don't want the public to know about. If the public should know about it is a rather different issue.

      st we blab it to the wrong people.

      Assuming the government itself dosn't "blab" to the "wrong people".

      I don't think our government should keep as much as it does secret, but there are some things that are important to be kept secret, so that our country is safe, like new military vehicles and the like.

      There's also the issue of "national security" turning out to actually equate to protecting government officials from everything from mild embarassment to criminal charges.

    9. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it IS public land, so people like him can also plant their own sensors..."

      Public land does not mean it's your land. You cannot do whatever the hell you feel like on public land.

    10. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

      "A lot of stuff is found on public land which is government owned (or sanctioned) which isn't to be messed with. Roads, lighting, utilities, etc.. The park down the street from my house has lights connected to motion sensors, how is that different?"

      Um, motion sensors for lights conserve energy. The sensors they are talking about track you.

      You can't see the difference????

    11. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by lommer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you could plant sensors on public land, but unlike the US gov't, you would have no right to complain and no legal recourse should they be removed. So if anyone ever found out about your sensors, they would be free to remove and keep them...

    12. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      the example about the public park restrooms with the faucets hits the nail on the head.

      No it doesn't. Vandalism of equipment in a public park is not an offense worthy of a suprise federal raid. If the sensors were actually like the faucet, then the penalty should be comprable.

      If the Air Force wants to be able to arrest people who poke at their equipment, they should not leave said equipment on open, recreational land.

      The "Government" is not a monolith. The CIA can't grab you for an INS or IRS violation, and the USAF can't come at you for screwing around on NPS land. (When I said "can't", I meant "shouldn't be able to, but anything goes post-PATRIOT")

    13. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The ones that track you conserve energy by eliminating the need for constant perimeter patrols.

      Oh, and the purpose is immaterial. And, by the way, you are a jackass. Anything else?

    14. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by Halo- · · Score: 1
      Two points in response: 1) motion sensors for lights conserve energy The lights in the park I'm talking about are not there to conserve energy. They are there to pop on and say: "hey, look out for the pervert sneaking up the hill!" If you go to a hardware store, motion-sensitive lights are usually sold as "security lighting". Yeah, they are dual-use, but most of them are security-oriented. 2) The sensors they are talking about track you The sensors may indicate probable presence, but this is a far cry from "tracking" While it is possible to build sensors with the sensitivity to detect and discern footfalls, the sensors in question are much courser in resolution. These are for detecting vehicles. They don't pop up out of the ground, jab you in the arm, and implant a radio beacon, they simply make a light come on in some guard shack saying "look at sector *whatever* and see if we should be concerned". Unless the Area 51 boys have stolen some really good alien technology, these sensors can't identify you, your license plates, or divine your ATM PIN. Would you prefer a bored teenager with an automatic rifle taking your picture and following you around? You have a "reasonable" expectation of privacy in public places. I'm a pretty big fan of personal privacy. I strongly oppose things like RFID, CAPPS, and all the myriad "anti-terror" BS which is supposed to be making the world a safer place. At the same time, I think the sensors in the article are a perfectly reasonable, cheap, and effective way to help keep all the over-curious nuts from going where they aren't supposed to.

      Ultimately, this isn't even about the sensors. It's not about personal freedom. It's about a dumbass poking at things until he got a response. If the Fed's put an observation post in the middle of the road running by my house, I'd put up a huge stink, but I sure as hell wouldn't go over to it with a screwdriver. (And assuming I did, I wouldn't have the local news record my actions) Society is about playing by rules. Even if you think one party is cheating, you don't get to cheat back.

    15. Re:Not a lot of sympathy by identity0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree the guy did not have any right to take or disassemble the things just because they were on public land, but that does not nessesarily mean that the DOD was right in putting them there.

      There was a different case (mentioned in the article) in the 90's when they found some sensors near the base. In that case, some of the sensors were on land belonging to the Buerau of Land Management, and when BLM was told about this, they got really pissed and the DOD got rid of them. The issue was that they had not asked BLM for permission to do this, and had put the sensors in secretly.

      We might talk about 'public' land, or 'government-owned' property but in the U.S., there is no generic government ownership, it all must belong to one agency or another. The DOD is not allowed to do whatever it wants with other agency's land or property.

      The article unfortunately does not give much information on who owned the property the sensors were on, or whether the military asked for permission beforehand. I would assume it was all legit, but remember that they're made screw-ups before in placing sensors on other people's land.

  33. Great! by corporate_ai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if we weren't all on a list before this story, we are now. Thanks /.

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  34. Gitmo, Area 51, what's the difference? by cpghost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Area 51 is probably just another detention camp where alien terrorists are being tortured^Wquestioned. Govt. denies the existence of this camp to protect the red cross inspectors from the awful sight of ugly aliens nursing their greenish wounds. Ever seen an alien with sleep deprivation? Uh oh...

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  35. Idiots... by stienman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now one of the guys has been charged with a federal crime...

    If you absolutely, positively must be raided today - illegally enter a restricted area.

    I mean, come on, you know they're motion sensors - what did you think would happen?

    -Adam

    1. Re:Idiots... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you absolutely, positively must be raided today - illegally enter a restricted area.

      Which would be where? the sensors in question were on public parkland.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Idiots... by neonduckshoe · · Score: 1

      You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other kids...here...in the trailer park.

    3. Re:Idiots... by kps · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying Area 51 has landing strips for gay Martians?

    4. Re:Idiots... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Which were buried out of sight to create a barrier. They had no right to disturb what was buried and didn't belong to them.

    5. Re:Idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I mean, come on, you know they're motion sensors - what did you think would happen?


      Then what would the government have to lose by placing them in the open, with signs saying "U.S. Gov't Motion Detectors! Don't Screw With 'Em Or We'll Have Your ASS!"? Hell, it'd probably be more effective at producing the desired result, anyway!!!

    6. Re:Idiots... by khallow · · Score: 1

      I agree to an extent. I don't see any problem with burying them, but at least, they could have labeled these better. Ie, a plate that says "It is unlawful to mess with this device. Offenders can be charged with multiple felonies, fined a ludicrous amount of money, and sent away to jail for the rest of their natural lives." I know that technology exists. Instead, we have stenciled on the side "US Government Property". Let me add that there's a lot of legally obtained nongovernment property with that stenciled on the side. Now there may have been other signs elsewhere that forbid such activity, but this still seems pretty weak legal warning.

    7. Re:Idiots... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      They had no right to disturb what was buried and didn't belong to them.

      So you mean I can just go into a public park and use it as a big free storage area for my large equipment, and nobody else has a right to remove it?

      (Hint: USAF != NPS)

    8. Re:Idiots... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Thats called dumping. Being the US Gov't I bet they can get around it.

  36. A bit of trivia by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1, Informative

    The enola gay (the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima during WW2) was stationed out of Area 51. True story.

    1. Re:A bit of trivia by Mz6 · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't... It was here in Omaha, NE at a hanger at Offutt Air Force base. Get your facts straight.

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    2. Re:A bit of trivia by dirtsurfer · · Score: 0

      Oh by the way, here's some support for that fact if you want it; from a site created and maintained by the enola gay's then-pilot Paul W. Tibbits.

      From the site:
      8 Nov 45 Arrived Roswell Army Air Field, New Mexico.

    3. Re:A bit of trivia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur - but the pilot the parent refers to often appears on spazzmatron freaky weird TV shows to say that.

    4. Re:A bit of trivia by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Broom Lake isn't in Roswell, New Mexico. Broom Lake is in Nevada. Nevada is a long way from New Mexico (an entire rather large state, Arizona, lies between them.

    5. Re:A bit of trivia by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      GROOM Lake, sorry.

    6. Re:A bit of trivia by eagleyezx · · Score: 1

      They may have been stationed at Offut or Roswell or wherever, but they trained at a base somewhere in the desert of Utah near the Great Salt Lake. Got that from a book written by Maj. Gen. Chuck Sweeney, pilot of "Bock's Car", the plane that dropped the bomb over Nagasaki

  37. the 'government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    There is no such thing as "The Government"
    In this country, you and I are the government.
    If the government owns something, you and I own it.
    Too many ppl have fallen for the ignorant notion that there is a discrete entity named "the government" that can help or hinder them.

  38. no sympathy by GuyinVA · · Score: 1

    Couldn't agree with you more. These guys were messing with government property, regardless if it was on puplic land or not.

    But if these sensors were in a private area (ie: home, office) then hack away...

    1. Re:no sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do not forget (the fiction) that in the USA the government is the people. So everything that you claim is 'government property' is actually owned by the people.

    2. Re:no sympathy by ajakk · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that I can go into the War room underneath the Whitehouse anytime I want?

    3. Re:no sympathy by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't fight in there...

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  39. Internet not invented by government by karnat10 · · Score: 1


    ...but by somebody else.

    Sorry, it was too easy a fsck, I couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Internet not invented by government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Internet not invented by government ...but by somebody else

      Three cheers for Al Gore!!! Inventor of the intarweb!!!

      Huzzah!!

      Huzzah!!

      Huzzah!!

    2. Re:Internet not invented by government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The use of "Huzzah" is so appropriate since you bring back a "joke" from the 11th century. Heard anything new (from say, the last 300 years)?

  40. Before the UFO nuts come out .... by phoxix · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Federation of American Scientists has a nice description of what is on Area 51, as well as many links to provide more info.

    There is no denying that there is much about the place kept under wraps, but the crazy UFO stories need to come to an end.

    Sunny Dubey

    1. Re:Before the UFO nuts come out .... by jbridge21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but the crazy UFO stories need to come to an end.

      Why? :)

    2. Re:Before the UFO nuts come out .... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      This is exactly what a shill from the government would say if there were UFOs there. Some people drawing some conclusions from satellite photography and making a statement about it does not prove anything one way or the other. I'm not saying there's UFOs there but you haven't provided any evidence to the contrary. Even if we discovered they were working on some top secret project there and we found out about it, it still wouldn't prove that project was stationed there for any reason other than to provide cover for something else.

      Why do people keep thinking that no one out there is being sneaky and devious? The military is out there doing both every day. They don't want us to know what they're doing, they feel we don't need to know. In some cases they're right, because our knowing could have an adverse effect on their operation.

      I haven't seen any evidence either way and your comment in no wise changes that.

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    3. Re:Before the UFO nuts come out .... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      This is exactly what a shill from the government would say if there were UFOs there.

      Heh. The problem with actual conspiracies is that lack of evidence means that the conspiracy is working. A well, designed conspiracy looks just like no conspiracy...

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    4. Re:Before the UFO nuts come out .... by k31bang · · Score: 1

      but the crazy UFO stories need to come to an end. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!. Crazy? If I throw a bannana in the air, and you don't know what it is BUT its flying (kind of) its an "unidentified flying object". A UFO. So if someone sees some weird ass, new fangled triangular object floating around and they don't know what the hell it is, wouldent it be safe to call it an unidentified flying object?

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    5. Re:Before the UFO nuts come out .... by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's a really good link. I read the article some time ago, searched for it now, and was about to mod you up when I saw your post, but it was allready at max.

      Anyway, the funny thing about Groom lake is that it is supposed to be so very secret, and indeed, there were some really hefty security requirements there.

      Still it, is very hard to envision that the Russians didn't have any imagery available to them from pretty early on. So, why would anybody bother to try to keep it secret...?

      I guess it is just due to that those paid to be paranoid are really paranoid all over the world. They really loose any reasonable sense of what is worth bothering to keep secret and what is not.

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  41. It's a device that counts frequency by julesh · · Score: 1

    n/t

  42. Sensor Photos by Lord+Zerrr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is the link from the article to the photos of the sensors. Sensor Photos

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  43. Duh?! by chillmost · · Score: 1

    Apparently the motion detectors were working properly, otherwise they wouldn't have been detected and caught, and then they would have tried to sell broken motion detectors on the black market.

  44. Re:Area 51 does now exist - pictures by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

    I'm so cool I had to reply to myself.

    Cool pictures and stuff here.

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  45. How stupid ... no, really! by fygment · · Score: 0

    So, at a time of heightened awareness/paranoia of potential terrorist threats, some fellows get pinched as they good-naturedly map out a government security system. And they are surprised at the official reaction? Is joke, yes?

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  46. Area 51 is exempt from EPA regs. by scottennis · · Score: 4, Informative

    President Bush gave the area an exemption from EPA regulations on waste disposal in 2002:
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/09/20 020918-9.html

    1. Re:Area 51 is exempt from EPA regs. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      It goes back further than that. President Clinton issued an exemption in 1998. So much for Democrats being environmentalist heroes.

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  47. Area 51 by jackskiles · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe they got too close to Stargate Command??

    1. Re:Area 51 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. Stargate Command is in the Cheyanne Mountain complex in Colorado. The NID is based out of Area 51 though :P

    2. Re:Area 51 by stanmann · · Score: 1
      Also wouldn't we see the Hawkings, Einsteins, and Sagans of the world dissappearing for weeks on end, I mean they would want the best right?
      The best? or the best published. :)

      Just because someone is a genius in maths or physics doesn't mean they will publish their work.
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  48. Matrix list jumps from 120,000 to 500,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goverment decides that keeping track of who's not on the list is easier than keeping track of who's on it. Goverment sells old list to telemarketers and spammers and uses RNC contributers list for new list on the theory that terrorists don't contribute to the RNC.

  49. They must be watching me.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, when I clicked on those satellite image links, my WiFi connection went out. I had to remove the WiFi card from the laptop and reinsert it to get my connection back.

    1. Re:They must be watching me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you reproduce this?

    2. Re:They must be watching me.... by neonstz · · Score: 1
      Oddly enough, when I clicked on those satellite image links, my WiFi connection went out. I had to remove the WiFi card from the laptop and reinsert it to get my connection back.

      You probably forgot to install the tin foil wifi antenna protection kit.

  50. You forgot........ by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Funny

    For added excitement:

    *Armed patrols

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    1. Re:You forgot........ by aled · · Score: 1

      * Orbital Lasers

      Not that they exist, of course. They are an urban myth, like... er... Area 51 and... mmmmh aliens.
      Nothing to see here, keep moving.

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  51. Is this shady journalism? by UM_Maverick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In this post on the Area 51 site linked to from the article, Joerg Arnu (one of the "hackers" in the article) claims that Poulsen lured him into the interview under false pretenses, then refused his requests not to use the interview, hung up on him, and didn't return any further messages. I haven't read much of Poulsen's stuff, but is this typical of him?

  52. OR... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    They want you to think exactly that. Neat, unh? :-)

    ATTENTION HUMOUR-IMPAIRED /.ERS: This is a joke. Or isn't it?

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  53. What's the big deal? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    If he was stupid enough to steal one, he deserved to get busted.
    Raiding his trailer and taking his computer is a whole 'nother story. That's just intimidation, especially since the sensors were on public land and touching them cannot be a crime.

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my car is sitting out on a public street. Touching it and taking it apart shouldn't be a crime either?

    2. Re:What's the big deal? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my car is sitting out on a public street. Touching it and taking it apart shouldn't be a crime either?

      That's mostly not the same thing. There's no law that stops me from putting my dirty hands all over it (assuming I did no damage) and looking in through the windows, or crawling underneath it, etc, right? Sure, it's rude, but it's not illegal.
      Nowhere did they say in TFA that they disassembled 'em.

    3. Re:What's the big deal? by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Except for the pictures where they took it out of the ground, removed the covered, showed the 3 digit code, and took out the batteries.

  54. Re: face blurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks. I had known about using video streams to infer a higher-quality image, and was even thinking about implementing it.

    But it had never crossed my mind to unblur those news broadcasts with it... Werd.

  55. Some real information by evil0ne · · Score: 5, Informative

    Area 51 is real and is used everyday. There are planes that take off everyday from McCarran Airport in Las Vegas bringing employees to Groom Lake.

    "Another area of interest is the EG&G terminal on the Northwest corner of McCarran International Airport. Every weekday morning, about 500 people arrive at the guarded terminal with one destination, Groom Lake. When I was in Las Vegas observing the activity of the EG&G terminal, I counted six EG&G owned 737-200s. The aircraft are easily identifiable; they are white with a red strip running the total length of the plane. They fly out to Groom Lake about every half hour in the morning but things slow down in the afternoon with about two to three aircraft always sitting outside. Starting in the late afternoon (I noticed one coming in at 2:30 PM), the 737s start coming back to Las Vegas. At about 6:00, all of the aircraft (6 of which I counted, there could be more) were back to the EG&G facility for the night. Below are the photos that I took when I was out to Groom Lake and observing the EG&G terminal." From sr-71.org, and a picture here.

    Also for the "new" Area 51, Popular Mechanics had an article a long time ago that is located here.

    1. Re:Some real information by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


      There are planes that take off everyday from McCarran Airport in Las Vegas bringing employees to Groom Lake

      Maybe it's the other way around, and the planes are flying to Las Vegas (LGMs with gambling problems).

    2. Re:Some real information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Popular Mechanics article was debunked a long time ago. The author of the story got lost and didn't actually go to Area 51, and claims he just found a locked gate. I went to Area 51 last year, and the second you get to the border, several people and trucks come to you and watch you're every footstep, even trying to scare you into leaving.

    3. Re:Some real information by Ardisson · · Score: 1

      Here is a giant satellite photo of Area 51.

    4. Re:Some real information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry..... we'll be coming for you too

  56. I bet by millahtime · · Score: 1

    I bet they are hiding it in plain sight. Like under New York City or something.

  57. Occam's Razor by krital · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ever heard of this concept? The simplest explanation is probably the best one. Let's start out with Area 51 being a "secret military base" that "doesn't officially exist". Area 51 exists, is acknowledged to exist, and is generally known as an Air Force base. So what could their motivation here be?
    Probably that they're tired of a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists trying to get a photo of the "aliens" on the base. The idea that Area 51 is a government hoax is ridiculous. Anyone who works or has worked for the US Federal Gov't knows the insane levels of bureacracy that you have to deal with on a daily basis, and you don't get thinking anywhere near that creative from the federal government.
    Let's stop making such a hugely asinine deal about this. Get out of your basement and stop wearing your x-files t-shirts around.

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    1. Re:Occam's Razor by m1chael · · Score: 0

      It's obviously built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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    2. Re:Occam's Razor by MrBlackBand · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The simplest explanation is probably the best one.

      Bzzzzt! Occam's Razor is better put like this: If you have two or more competing theories that explain things equally well then choose the simpler. In other words, don't add extraneous detail.

      Just choosing the simplest explanation isn't the best way to go about things.

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    3. Re:Occam's Razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I _Like_ my x-files t-shirt!

    4. Re:Occam's Razor by Ieshan · · Score: 3, Funny

      The g-parent's explanation was far simpler, and I'm sticking to it.

    5. Re:Occam's Razor by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      It could be a military training ground where they teach soldiers how to deal with civilian kooks.

      The motion sensors were bait.

  58. IRembass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The system they are using is most likely the IRembass [sec.army.mil] system which is used in detecting movement.

  59. photos of device here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.dreamlandresort.com/area51/new_sensors. html

  60. fark.com by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You'd think that slashdot editors would get tired, or even a little embarassed, of posting things a full day behind the single guy (I think) that maintains fark.com.

    I'd wager at least 2/3rds of the really interesting stuff that I come across on slashdot has been on fark for half a day or more... sad.

    Anyone remember when slashdot would link to nifty project sites, nifty home-brew stuff and the like? Is it that such things aren't undertaken as much anymore, they're harder to find due to all the other garbage, or slashdot just doesn't go after the fun stuff? What am I missing here?

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    1. Re:fark.com by TrentC · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember when slashdot would link to nifty project sites, nifty home-brew stuff and the like?

      What, like these stories from yesterday?

      Jay (=

  61. Sensors that the aliens use to track us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sensors deployed by aliens to track people?

    hmm... Microsoft Windows, then?

  62. The Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is NO area 51, and if there was i would never admit to such secrets about extra terrestrial space craft and/or intelligence, as our beloved U.S. Armed forces need those secret research labs and bases to be on top of the cutting edge of technology in order to remain the #1 superpower

  63. Article Text by chendo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Site slow, freecache doesn't work on files less than 5mb (and I am not letting my webserver feel the wrath of slashdot), so here's article text:

    Area 51 hackers dig up trouble

    By Kevin Poulsen, SecurityFocus May 25 2004 1:03PM

    To the Area 51 buffs who travel to the Nevada desert in the hopes of catching a glimpse of unexplained lights in the sky or to bask in the mythic allure of the region, 58-year-old Chuck Clark is almost as much a part of the local color as the Black Mailbox.

    A resident of tiny Rachel, Nevada -- 100 miles north of Las Vegas along the Extraterrestrial Highway -- the amateur astronomer and author has spent years keeping an eye on the spot the government calls the "operating location near Groom Lake, Nevada." He's said to be a frequent presence at the Little A'Le'Inn, where you can purchase post cards and tee shirts, enjoy an "Alien Burger," and walk out with a copy of Clark's "Area 51 & S-4 Handbook" to guide you on your journey into the desert.

    But this self-appointed military watchdog is harder to find these days: messages left for him at the Inn go unreturned, and his media appearances have dried up like Groom Lake itself. "I think he's really not as motivated to talk to the media anymore as he used to be," says friend and fellow base-watcher Joerg Arnu. The reason: it turns out the truth really was out there, and the government didn't appreciate Clark digging it up.

    Clark didn't find the Roswell craft or an alien autopsy room -- in fact, while officially shrouded in secrecy, the 50-year-old base is generally believed to be dedicated to the terrestrial mission of testing classified aircraft. "The U2 spy plane, the SR-71, the F-117A stealth fighter, all were flight-tested out of the Groom Lake facility," says Steven Aftergood, director of the Federation of American Scientists' Project on Government Secrecy. The myth of Area 51 memorialized in films, T.V. shows and novels is a function of the secrecy that surrounds it. "It is a concrete manifestation of official secrecy at its most intense, and that invites a mixture of paranoia and speculative fantasy that has become ingrained in popular culture," says Aftergood.

    Even without aliens, the facility has its secrets, and last year while roaming the desert outside the Groom Lake base Clark stumbled upon one of them: an electronic device packed in a rugged case and buried in the dirt. Marked "U.S. Government Property," the device turned out to be a wireless transmitter, connected by an underground cable to a sensor buried nearby next to one of the unpaved roads that vein the public land surrounding the base. Together, the units act as a surveillance system, warning someone -- somewhere -- whenever a vehicle drives down that stretch of road.

    Similar devices had been spotted in the area in the early 90s, but they were crude and bulky, stashed in the bushes and easily spotted. They were later withdrawn. The new road sensors are more clandestine, given away only by a slender antenna poking up through the dirt. "They're very, very hard to find, because there's just this little wire, like a blade of grass," says Arnu.

    Sniffing Out Surveillance
    Arnu, a Las Vegas software engineer, has shared Clark's preoccupation with the Groom Lake base since 1999, when he made a trip to the area to see what all the fuss was about. "I thought, okay, I'll give it a try, see what's out there... A couple of days turned into a couple of weeks and before I knew it I started developing a website about Area 51," says Arnu.

    So when Clark found the new generation of road sensor, Arnu drove out to help investigate further. The pair found that, at close range, they could use a handheld frequency counter to pick up the wireless signals given off by the devices as a car passes. Over the following month and half, Clark and Arnu engaged in a kind of geocaching game with the Men in Black, systematically sniffing out the road sensors with the frequency counter, exhuming them, and opening them up. They discov

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  64. Well, at least he didn't disappear... by Phat_Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, while in an ideal world he probably shouldn't be prosecuted for investigating sensors in a public area, I do find it encouraging that, when he bothered Area 51, he got prosecuted, rather than just disappearing in the middle of the night.

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  65. actually... by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

    Clinton signed area 51 into existence. The base officially exists and is officially claimed government property so there's nothign strange about bringing charges of stealing federal property against these kids.

  66. He is not one of ours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but we know where you and he live.

  67. I thought they had already moved it. by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a Discovery channel program on Area 51 and that they had moved its operations elsewhere something like 5 years ago. I'd post a link to something, but I have to go to work now...so I'll let somebody else do it.

    1. Re:I thought they had already moved it. by wpiman · · Score: 0

      I say the same thing. It make sense- why would you continue to do stuff there when people are craqling all over the place. Now- it is a great diversion.

  68. I recall by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Informative

    An article in Aviation Week back in (I think) the late 80's had and interesting article. Apparently the seismologists in California had tracked a "shock wave" comming in off the coast heading out to the desert at 4000mph. Due to it's shape and speed, they concluded it was not a geologic event and probably a really fast aircraft heading out to 51. Don't underestimate those guys just because they work for the government. Remember, the SR-71 was designed in the 1960's. Of course, I think most cool things we have today were invented before I was born. Now it's all an effort to patent things so there's no need to innovate...

    1. Re:I recall by emptor · · Score: 1
      Not only was the SR71 developed in the 60's but it went from blank piece of paper to first flight in a little over 18 months !!

      Not bad when you consider the 747 prject, which apparently was initiated by a request from Pan Am to Boeing in a 1965 letter, didn't get built until September 1968 and didn't fly until February 1969. And it didn't even use a titanium skin! :)

    2. Re:I recall by dilweed · · Score: 1

      That's widely been speculated as being the "Aurora" project. A Pulse-Wave-Detonation engine that produces an interesting exhaust pattern(donuts on a rope) and flies in the area of Mach 3 to Mach 6. It's rumored to be a large, black, delta shaped aircraft, and has been spotted by BA pilots near Manchester, England, and near Beale AFB, California (Former home of the SR-71).

      See this page at FAS.org for more information: http://www.fas.org/irp/mystery/aurora.htm

  69. Well I think it's true by smurf975 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw this series of docu's on two roque FBI agents . You should watch it it's called X files or something.

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  70. Area 51 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always had some problems with the whole area 51 thing. First its in the middle of Nevada, if your trying to do top secret research why not do it in the middle of nowhere, like Antartica.

    Also wouldn't we see the Hawkings, Einsteins, and Sagans of the world dissappearing for weeks on end, I mean they would want the best right?

    As for the idea of it being a decoy that might make sense, have a decoy base in Nevada to hide the real base on some island in the middle of nowhere.

  71. Product Placement Possibilities Galore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Duracell going to get comp dollars for this? Or should Radio Shack beging lobbying for a piece of the action; they certainly could use the money.

  72. Don't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their accountancy skills.

  73. understandable by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    they dont want people fucking with this shit.
    it's quite understandable. it's like you putting up security around your property only for some asshole to come up, and study the system and publish it up somewhere, leaving all stats up and how to bypass it.
    With terrorists and all, they're prolly starting to really crack down on trespassers. they're testing experimental aircraft we wont know about for many years, things that we dont think is possible to be created yet. hell, they showed what most people thought were flying saucers once, some old aircraft that never came to be called the flapjack, because it was saucer, or pancake shaped
    and then there's the valkerie, which was seen as one of the "ufos" over the area in the 50's taht sems to shoot across the sky (and the sr-71 in the 60s)

    Thing is, did we know about area 51? yeah, did we know about these aircraft at the time? no. that's all they want you to know, the existance of the base isnt a problem, they just dont want people seeing what's inside it.

  74. Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trains make no sense in the wide-open Midwest, but here in the Northeast, Amtrak is actually an efficient and relatively pleasant way to get between major cities.
    I believe the Northeast Corridor line is actually profitable.

    1. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by AnonymousKev · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And let's not forget Amtrak's origin. In the 1970s, there were several (2? 3?, I forget) rail lines going bankrupt. The US Government felt that loosing the rail service would be a Bad Thing(tm), so they bought those rail lines and renamed them AmTrak.

      I think AmTrak has done pretty well for a bail-out. I do wish the government would encourage more rail travel, but that's more in the social engineering department.

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    2. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      What should happen is Amtrak should be reduced to an east coast network, a west coast line, and an occasional transcontinental trip. Unfortunatly most elected reps in the flyover states see it as their duty to preserve Amtrak spending on the line that goes through their state, so it has to keep providing service to areas that have never been economical to service.

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    3. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by rec9140 · · Score: 1

      Trains make no sense in the wide-open Midwest

      Why do trains in the wide open midwest not make sense?

      The total lack of rail service in the US similar to Europe is a disgrace.

      The wide open midwest would allow for high speed rail trains where as in the clogged northeast there is little room to build new right of ways for these. The NE corridor is limited to upgrading to operate at best 120MPH. I am talking 200+ bullet trains. Wide open space is wide open to build rail right of ways.

      Public transport outside major metro areas, mostly NYC & Chicago is absolute junk or non exsistant.

      If NYC & Chicago can have x many rails lines bringing in millions of workers daily, why cant the rest of the US?

      Why cant the rest of the US have reliable, high speed rail service from city to city?

      I would gladly take a train/subway to and from work, provided:

      1) Met the same time schedule as me driving
      2) Operated in the eveings & weekends, past 10PM, not everyone works 9-5 M to F
      3) FREE SAFE parking
      4) Cost no more than driving in my car monthly

      The US government should never have let the railroads abandon passenger service.

      Amtrak though also is not helping matters by asking US$1,000/per person for a berth to travel across country.They are pricing the people they want to attract into flying or worse taking a bus, or maybe not even going at all.

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    4. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell my friend that Amtrak isn't so bad, three years ago they sold him a ticket over the phone for a train from a station in Vermont that hadn't had a train pass through it for 2 years before that. It didn't take him long at the station before he found a payphone, called Amtrak and found out that they absolutely refused to refund his money. Sounds like a pretty sound business to me.

    5. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The wide open midwest would allow for high speed rail trains where as in the clogged northeast there is little room to build new right of ways for these. The NE corridor is limited to upgrading to operate at best 120MPH. I am talking 200+ bullet trains. Wide open space is wide open to build rail right of ways.

      Whee! Someone gets it! I occasionally have to make a four hour drive to a part of the DFW metroplex, which could easily be turned into an hour and a half train ride if someone would just take a risk and build the high-speed rail lines!

      Of course, the downside is that this would encourage even more sprawl, since a lot of people who live in big cities now could live far away from the smog and noise and still have a reasonable commute. This would also raise property values substantially in the smaller cities that suddenly have big city money being spent in them. Overall, though, it would probably benefit more people than it hurt.

    6. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Trains make no sense in the wide-open Midwest, but here in the Northeast, Amtrak is actually an efficient and relatively pleasant way to get between major cities."

      I see the aliens have successfully diverted attention away from Area 51 again...

    7. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Why do trains in the wide open midwest not make sense?

      Uh... population density?

      This question might confuse you because some earlier posters were hyperbolic- once said that "midwest lines never made sense", which we know is untrue, because the intercoastal train was very important prior to 1900. But then the advent of private automobile ownership destroyed most of the need for passenger trains, except "subways" for urban commuters.

      The car allowed people to spread out more evenly across the land. The non-farm population once clustered tightly around cities, which had a rail station at the center. But spreading houses made people live further and further from the tracks, until it often became shorter and faster to just drive straight from start to destination, rather than driving AWAY to get to the train first... well, this is hard to explain without a chalkboard. But it should be intuitive... try drawing your own pictures.

      Another important factor in the train's decline is the rise of airlines. The thing about airlines is that the infrastructure cost scales differently. You just need one airport at each of N cities, and then enough planes to handle the passenger load. But to lay rails between all those points would cost an N*N factor; and unlike planes, rail lines can't be moved when a destination becomes more popular. (To avoid N*N numbers of rails you can use a hub system. But then the 200mph trains don't reach the destination any faster than an 80mph automobile)

      The total lack of rail service in the US similar to Europe is a disgrace.

      Look at a population density map (Earthlights is good enough), and compare Europe with the western half of the USA. See any differences?

      And that map is ignoring political boundaries, which are actually an important part of traffic patterns. The main section of Europe is broken into 5 large regions separated by language. A passenger is enormously less likely to travel between regions than to stay in his native territory. So travel between points in France is fine, so it doesn't matter that its harder to ride all the way to Germany.

      Note that there are sections of the "west" that are dense enough to possibly support rail- maybe there could be a high-speed line between the 3 large Texan cities, for example...

    8. Re:Actually, Amtrak ain't so bad... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Why do trains in the wide open midwest not make sense?

      Because the standard deviation of population density is too low. There are
      relatively few really large cities, quite a few medium-sized cities, and a
      hillion jillion quadrillion small cities. The small cities collectively
      contain most of the population. The number of possible points of origin and
      destination for a trip, then, are too large compared to the number of trips
      taken.

      Sure, there are lines that would be worth running, such as from Mansfield
      to Columbus, Mansfield to Cleveland, Cleveland to Toledo, Toledo to Chicago,
      Cleveland to Youngstown, Youngstown to Buffalo, Youngstown to Pittsburgh,
      Columbus to Cincinatti, Cincinatti to Indianapolis, and so on -- but these
      comprise a rediculously small percentage of the trips people take by car;
      putting in all of the mentioned lines would have very little impact on the
      number of miles driven by car in Ohio.

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  75. For those who think it is abandoned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was down there in mid-April, while on vacation in Las Vegas. The white trucks and the soldiers they rode in, were in fact there. They wathed us through their bonics, and as we left, drove out to the place we had been. No doubt, looking for DNA samples to id us. Dipshits, they could have just looked at the license plates on our rented vehicle. :D

  76. Plant a thumper Mau Dib by Genady · · Score: 1

    The obvious answer here is to plant a remote controlled 'thumper' device (or several) and set up a program to activate them in random order.

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    1. Re:Plant a thumper Mau Dib by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Funny

      hee hee hee.. You aint too far off on your idea... Go rent a "earth shaker" truck like they ones they use in seismic surveys and set up shop out by their sensor range. *BRRRRUMP!* And watch as they go bonkers trying to figure out what in the world happened.
      If you were ever in the testing area when they were doing oil and gas surveys, then you know how it would be to their sensors.

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  77. Here at DSD by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

    Here at DSD we use the little grey alien bastards to copy down all the HF traffic 'cause, basically, static sucks.

  78. Legal Reform by logicnazi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I know that often plea deals are important in order to garner testimony about organized crime or other criminal activities this sort of case illustrates (or at least might illustrate since I don't actually know who is telling the truth) the potential dangers. Bizarelly I find myself in agreement with Ashcroft, plea bargains should be *only* be offered in return for becoming an informant, it should be banned (legally and not just by the AGs rules) otherwise.

    For instance in this case the government has *every* encouragment to file suit against this guy even if they have no evidence. The threat of prison time is scary enough that any normal person will take a plea agreement accomplishing what the government really wants, stopping them from investigating area 51 (it would not surprise me at all if part of his probhation is not to even passively map the sensors, or even go close to area 51). The plea bargain allows the government to exercise considerable power by the threat of legal action without any real chance of court review.

    Moreover, as far as I'm concerned giving someone a deal for pleading guilty should be a violation of the 5th ammendment. After all a plea bargain is a reduced sentence in return for not insisting on your innocence. Or put another way in the presence of a plea offer there is a penalty for insisting on your innocence. Sure it isn't technically punishing someone for refusing to incriminate themselves but this is certainly within the spirit of the ammendment, if the implicit privacy argument is considered a valid constitutional principle than this sort of broad interpratation of the 5th is perfectly reasonable as well. I really can't see any pragmatic difference between a law which penalizes someone for not testifying to their guilt (which presumably could only apply if the individual was convicted) and a general practice of giving significantly reduced sentences in return for the admisson of guilt.

    Some people will protest that my position would rob the judicial system of discretion. Not at all, judges would still have plenty of discretion to give a light sentence. The change would just stop penalizing individuals for insisting on innocence. I also think it is only because upper class white kids always recieve plea bargains in drug cases (while poor black ones often don't) that the public is willing to stand for things like mandatory minimums and extreme drug sentences. I doubt most of the prosecutors are overtly racist but many people's gut reaction to seeing a well dressed white kid busted for drugs is a good kid who screwed up while a black kid in baggy pants and so forth is far more likely to be thought of as a bad person. Sure, the problem will still exist in sentencing but at least the system will be a little better and more open (it is easier to see that a judge is racially biased in his deciscions because everything is public record while often the surrounding facts to a plea bargain aren't so publicly accesible).

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    1. Re:Legal Reform by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Bizarelly I find myself in agreement with Ashcroft, plea bargains should be *only* be offered in return for becoming an informant, it should be banned (legally and not just by the AGs rules) otherwise.

      Quite right. You should get a break if you turn other people in. You shouldn't get a break if you turn yourself in....

      Eh? Moreover, as far as I'm concerned giving someone a deal for pleading guilty should be a violation of the 5th ammendment. After all a plea bargain is a reduced sentence in return for not insisting on your innocence. Or put another way in the presence of a plea offer there is a penalty for insisting on your innocence.

      What if you actually committed the crime in question? Why waste the time of a jury going through the motions of a trial? Why waste the government's (and your own) money? With a plea bargain, there are incentives--a lesser sentence, known in advance--to coming forward. Otherwise, there's no incentive for anyone not to roll the dice on a trial.

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    2. Re:Legal Reform by ttsalo · · Score: 1
      Bizarelly I find myself in agreement with Ashcroft, plea bargains should be *only* be offered in return for becoming an informant

      If the government can buy someone's testimony by giving them their freedom, why can't they buy it with money? Just wonderin'... There shouldn't be any fundamental difference in the accuracy and truthfulness of the testimony either way, right?

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    3. Re:Legal Reform by 23$kidoo · · Score: 1

      If plea bargans were limited to only cases where a person became an informant, the judical system would quickly become overwhelmed with cases going to trial and a lot of cases would likely be thrown out for lack of a speedy trial. Plea bargans serve an important purpose in that they save the tax payers money and the judicial system time in cases where the evidence against a defendant is so clear that going to tril would likely be an exercise in futility for the defendant. This isn't to say that plea bargains are abused (they are), only that getting rid of them would be a Bad Thing.

    4. Re:Legal Reform by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      True, not having plea bargains would significantly increase costs. However, the amount of money we spend on our judicary is still quite small compared to say defense or other major government expenses. So I think we could employ enough judges and attorneys to make the system work without letting people go based on their right to a speedy trial. Besides, it seems nearly every person in prison spends their time filling in court and we manage to deal with this.

      However, the problem with plea bargains is not only that they can be explicitly abused with the intention of threating people into cooperation. The simple existance of a regime which punishes you for not confessing (or pleading guilty) is abuse. This is the motivation for the 5th ammendment.

      I would be entierly open to suggestions about ways to reduce cost but prevent abuse of plea bargains. Where plea bargains are most usefull (save the most money) and I imagine most frequently offered are where the evidence against a person isn't extremely clear cut. The more complex and less compelling the evidence of guilt the longer and more expensive the trial will be and the more likely the prosecuter will lose. At the moment this is the justification for offering plea bargains, you avoid the risks of trial and save money. However, this is exactly the sort of case it is most inappropriate to offer a plea bargain as it is the time you are most likely to be railroading an innocent man into taking the plea bargain out fear of what the more severe punishment might be. We certainly don't want to offer plea bargains only in cases where the evidence is overwhelmingly against the individual in question, as it hardly seems fair to throw the book more at those more likely to be innocent or have mitigating factors.

      I guess I would be willing to support a plea bargain system that caps the percentage relief offered. So a prosecutor can't offer more than 20% reduction of sentence (I'm not sure what the exact number should be) and most certainly shouldn't be allowed to plea the death penalty off the table. While still not truly fair the percentage is low enough that individuals convinced of their innocence will probably not be detered from claiming it while those who are clearly guilty still have every motivation to take the bargain. Still there are significant possibilities for abuse in this case which would require carefull oversight. Since the DA has the freedom to decide what crimes are prosecuted we want to prevent them from going around this 20% limit by agreeing not to bring up certain charges.

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    5. Re:Legal Reform by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      I can't tell are you agreeing with me or disagreeing with me. The first sentence seems to agree that plea bargains shouldn't be offered for admiting your guilt while later you seem to argue the other way.

      The problem is that we can't offer plea bargains only to people who really commited the crime (nor am I really sure we would want to). In regular cases I hope the government only prosecutes people it truly thinks of as guilty. Unfortunatly now plea bargains pragmatically become a system which often *severly* punishes an individual because he insisted on his innocence.

      Still, it does seem everyone would go through the expense of a trial. So while still unfair in my mind I guess I could come to accept a plea bargain system which offers the individual no more than a 10 or 20% reduction in sentence (no dropping the death penalty either). This probably would encourage those who are obviously guilty to plea out while not discouraging those who are innocent from seeking a trial. Still there are alot of details which would need to be worked out. Prosecuters would have to be watched to make sure they didn't get around this by completly dropping other charges. Also it would be complicated to determine what the sentence you remove 10 or 20% from would have been, perhaps we should have a penalty phase even if you skip the guilt phase.

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    6. Re:Legal Reform by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I want to admire your idealism, but considering that the US has more people in prison than any country in the world, forcing all those cases to go through a trial will literally add years to the already huge backlog of cases.

      Your plan seems quite divorced from the realities of the criminal justice system in America.

    7. Re:Legal Reform by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
      If the government can buy someone's testimony by giving them their freedom, why can't they buy it with money?

      That's a good point- and in fact, if you read US law strictly, all forms of plea-bargaining are illegal. It constitutes felonious inducement to alter testimony. Which means "bribery", or "conspiracy to committ perjury". Just read this law, straight from the US Department of Justice (pdf):
      1. Whoever ... gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court...
      2. shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than two years, or both.


      But it's just one of those laws that the USA is happy to go on blatantly ignoring for long periods (rather like church-state separation, or anti-discrimination in state marriages). And this law was only passed in the 1950s, while prosecutorial plea-bargaining has been going on since 1790 or before.
    8. Re:Legal Reform by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Quite right. You should get a break if you turn other people in.

      Why? Should I get a break if I give the government $50,000? I could tell them to spend it on overtime for detectives, so it works out provide them additional information on criminals- the same thing they'd have gotten if I informed on someone directly.

      In actuality, there have been some prisoners facing trial who hired private detectives to check up on suspected local criminals in the hopes of learning something that could buy a lighter sentence- even if they'd had no knowledge of other crimes prior to arrest!

    9. Re:Legal Reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sot arresting people for victimless crimes and the prison population would drop significantly.

      JAAC

    10. Re:Legal Reform by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      What you're saying doesn't really make sense. I understand where you're coing from, it's just that it isn't what the 5th Amendment represents. I don't think you can seriously say that offering a plea agreement goes against the spirit of the 5th Amendment:
      'No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb, nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation.'
      If you don't want to be a witness against yourself, you have a perfect alternative to the plea agreement, go to trial. If you're complaining because the penalties for most crimes are too severe, then make that your complaint. If you're complaining that our justice system is so broken that many innocent people are convicted anyway, then make that your complaint.
    11. Re:Legal Reform by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      What does it mean not to be compelled to be a witness against yourself? I would certainly interpret this as meaning you can't be punished for refusing to be a witness against yourself, and the supreme court has also interpreted it this way as well. Pleading guilty (where you have to get up and usually explain your crime) certainly counts as being a witness against yourself. So in effect you are being penalized for not being a witness against yourself.

      A law which added 5 years to someone's sentence if they take the 5th and are then convicted would certainly be declared unconstitutional. So why are plea bargains, which in effect accomplish exactly the same thing, constitutional?

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    12. Re:Legal Reform by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      Read up on it a little bit here.

      What it means to not be compelled to be a witness against yourself is that they cannot force you to be a witness against yourself. What they can't do is arrest you and take your case to trial, call you as a witness, then ask you questions and penalize you if you fail to answer. Even further, they can't even call you to the stand or tell the jury that your failure to testify means anything (although the jury may come to that conclusion). Also when investigating a crime, you have the right to not say anything that could be used as evidence against you, or that would lead to them finding evidence against you. They must make a criminal case against you without your own testimony and get a jury of your peers to convict you. If you're innocent (and/or have a good lawyer), you will be acquitted. If you plea to a lesser crime, you're going to get punished. You can look at it like that, you actually get punished for testifying against yourself.

  79. Here it is! by phoopee3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Using the latitude and longitude garnered from wikipedia, and terraserver, we can clearly see that this place is an airport. Area 51

    1. Re:Here it is! by timlee · · Score: 1

      Area 51 has many flights going in daily. Code named "Janet," these flights shuttle the base employees to and from work. Go to Dreamland Resort for more info.

  80. Pull the dragon's tail enough times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he will eventually flame and eat you.

  81. Amtrak would be fine if . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it were subsidized to the same extent as the US interstate highway system.

  82. Re:No name? Danger! Robinson! by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Hm, seems you are eager to give up some essential liberties.

    So am I actually allowed to -walk- over public space? Or do I need a goverment permit or something?

    Can private employed cleaners, clean waste from public streets? It doesnt -belong- to them.

    Can someone leave a TV in the middle of the street, watch it get picked up, and complain about theft?

    In The Netherlands, you MUST take reasonable steps to identify and protect your property. Heck, if a garden doesnt have a visible sign, or clue it belongs to a private citizin, you can easily get away with tresspassing. The land MUST be marked as private property, otherwise the tresspasser is not even breaking a law.

    Whats more, if you leave your bike unlocked, you can get a fine.. Thats right, your "Inviting people to break the law".

    Obviously the Dutch governement is also quickly taking away these terrorist-friendly liberties from all of us.

    Just today, the Dutch police started to "preventive frisk" traffic on a major -highway-. Imahine this: every car stopped, searched, for NO reason, but you are there. This is the next salami slice our terrorist hunting governement eats, after passing a law making it legal to search people (for no reason, except you being there) in High Crime areas. (Such as Downtown Amsterdam, thou compared to Uptown Washington, Amsterdam really is the garden of eden.)

    Boy, you will love our new terrorist-unfriendly overlords. Me, I might move to France.

    "/Dread"

  83. Area 51? by MrIrwin · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's a secret base where /. servers are housed.

    All those people being flown in an out are CmdrTaco's chefs.

    As for President Bush signing an excemption for waste disposal.......well, I'll leave that to your imagination.

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    1. Re:Area 51? by catfry · · Score: 1

      You mean... we're all... INSIDE AREA 51!!
      Well nothing to do now but to search for the aliens..

      AHA!

  84. This was too easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new insectiod overlords.

  85. Why by xaoslaad · · Score: 0, Troll

    What prompts people to screw with Top Secret government facilities. They are top secret for a reason; the sensitive nature of work done there.

    You don't want your enemies to figure out how to build a nuclear bomb, but a next generation super fighter, or UFO if you're one of those, is OK?

    If something did fall out of the sky and did land in our backyard, you should only be so lucky.


  86. Lance Rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lance Armstrong is probably the best spokesperson for the USPS on the planet. If anyone can personify getting things to where they should be on time, through hardship, it's him.

  87. "Is a base in ne Florida..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "is a base in "northeast florida" one of the places still?"

    Not to my knowledge.

  88. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the government by PPGMD · · Score: 1
    You are correct.

    The U-2, A-12 (predecessor to the RS, err SR-71), M-21/D-21, Haveblue (F-117 prototype), F-117, and Shamau were all flight tested there. Among other programs that Lockheed may not have been involved in.

    There are other programs that were tested there, but I don't remember them off the top of my head (most are stuff that only aviation buffs would care about).

    One of the reply posters are correct they all the Lockheed Aircraft were developed by their Skunkworks department in Plamdale, CA, and radar tested else where.

    Kelly Johnson is the designer most famously associated with Skunkworks, but it was Ben Rich, the man in charge of Skunkworks when the F-117 was developed, who wrote one of the best auto-biographies from Skunkworks.

  89. Smart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now one of the guys has been charged with a federal crime for allegedly removing one of the devices that was protecting a base that doesn't officially exist. dumbass!!

  90. hmmmm by FluffyG · · Score: 1

    if the SR-71 was developed at area51, my nextdoor neighbors dad would have been there.

    he designed most of the cockpit and was the original test pilot and was also the first person to fly the plane..

    too bad he passed away a few years back

    it would have been nice to ask him about it and get a great response such as "That's Classified"

  91. Joerg Arnu Interview by timlee · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I took a look at Dreamland Resort's forums and found this message regarding the article posted by Joerg Arnu.

    Message posted by Joerg (Webmaster) on May 25, 2004 at 17:18:30 PST:

    For the record: I was suckered into that interview under false pretenses. Only at the very end of the interview did Mr. Poulsen reveal the true nature of his article, namely to accuse my friend Chuck Clark of stealing one of the sensors. This is a lie, fabricated for a cheap story!

    Upon learning this, I immediately requested that he not use my interview. Mr. Poulsen refused, hung up on me and since then does not return my calls or emails.

    This is certainly not very good journalism, and I most certainly want to distance myself from the article, which is based on lies and speculation.

    Although most of my experiences with the media were very positive, all it takes is one bad experience. In the future I will certainly be more reluctant to work with the media. A lesson Chuck has obviously learned long before me.
  92. whats going on there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    the reason the government was forced to disclose that there was a base at area 51 because of a lawsuit from employees that worked there. they had become sick with some sort of chemical poisoning but the government would not tell them what them had been exposed to. the doctors couldn't figure out what it was either and these people had started dying. skin was peeling off their bodies. the government denied the existance of these people. they were refered to as john doe 1 through 7. their lawyer argued that these people must exist because they were sitting in the courtroom and in the hospital. the judge agreed. then the goverment said these people may exist but the location where they claimed to work doesn't exist. their lawyer argued back that it does exist because he drive him out to the desert and point at the damn base. the judge agreed. the government then said yes there is a base but nothing is going on there that would cause these people to get sick. this is wrong too. area 51 is exempt from all EPA hazardous materials disposal laws. there are numerous reports of large football field sized holes being dug and filled with barrels of unknown chemicals then being covered in jet fuel and set on fire. that doesn't sound safe. they never did tell those people what they were exposed to.

  93. Defcon 1998 did a nice prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Guys hung outside the Groom Lake perimeter with frequency counters, scanners, etc. monitoring US govt' communication frequencies. Nothing happens, They the suddenly let loose of mylar helium balloons. At that moment their radios went crazy and as if out of nowhere a bunch of camo dudes jump out at them.

  94. The ultimate conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Area 51 might well exist, but after the slashdotting, securityfocus.com no longer seems to. :)

  95. Sensors nothing new or unusual by dsrtegl · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When I was in the Coast Guard, stationed at a LORAN station (in Nevada), we couldn't put up a fence around the station because it would interfere with the signal. We had a gate across the road, and underground pressure sensors along with beam sensors above ground to detect intruders. Since LORAN isn't sexy, we didn't have many trespassers but I did have to go out and shoo off the free range cattle that wandered in from time to time.

    I would have been pissed if some yahoo started messing with them, too. After all, they are there to ensure that no one vandalizes the equipment or gets fried by the 21,500 volts that exist across the base insulator of the antenna. We were most afraid of some BASE jumper getting killed while trying to climb the tower. In LORAN the whole tower is "hot" instead of a small radiator at the top.

    And if they broke one, I'd have to fix it.

    1. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by John+Newman · · Score: 1

      I have to ask...

      A Coast Guard LORAN station in the middle of the Nevada desert? Sounds a bit suspicious to me...

    2. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by dsrtegl · · Score: 4, Informative
      LORAN = LOng Range Aids to Navigation. The signal is usable for a couple of thousand miles. (Pre_GPS) The stations must be separated by hundreds of miles for it to work correctly. In the west coast chain (9940 microsecond) The stations are:

      Fallon, NV (master)
      George, WA (yes, that's a real town)
      Middletown, CA
      Searchlight, NV

      Ask any pilot or oceangoing navigator, it's really cool tech for its time.

      Here's some info on how it works

    3. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Yep! I was going to ask if that was related to the pre-gps naval/aviation navigation equipment.

      Sounds like it is.

    4. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by John+Newman · · Score: 1

      Shows how much I'm not an EE. I knew of LORAN from the pre-GPS days in my family's sailboat, but figured it was some sort of line-of-sight radio triangulation system with dozens of transmitters up and down the coast. That's really pretty cool that, in reality, you can cover an entire seaboard with three of four stations. But it still seems conceptually odd that a radio wave can reliably propagate around the curvature of the earth for a good two thousand miles. Sort of a continuous, circular diffraction, I guess.

      I guess it makes sense to put transmitters in the middle of nowhere, considering how powerful they must be. George definitely qualifies as the middle of nowhere, though I wonder if the strong EM pulses make any contribution to the antics of Gorge-goers.

    5. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by dsrtegl · · Score: 1

      The freq is down at 100KHz, so it follows the curvature of the earth well. The stations in the Continental US radiate at 400,000 Watts. The low freq is also the reason that the entire tower is the radiator. (calculate THAT wavelength.) and has top-loading radials at the top to effectively double the antenna length from 625 to 1250ft. The stations out in the pacific radiate much more power upwards of 1MW and have 1250ft vertical antennae.

    6. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by williwilli · · Score: 1

      antics? sounds like someone's been to some concerts out there.. phish shows anyone? 8)

      actually, we did see a weird light in the sky once when we drove out there at night.. (before the shows, thank you)

    7. Re:Sensors nothing new or unusual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even pre-loran was Omega. When I was in the Coast Guard I helped shut down the Omega station in Lamoure North Dakota in 1997. Now the facility is being used by the navy for sub communications. You think why North Dakota, well the tower is 1200' tall and can be used by both oceans from what I understand.

      -zemote

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/ la moure.htm

  96. You're both missing the point by janimal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is easy to argue that the govnt employs common people, who cannot handle some info. The truth is, that the secret stuff gives the feds an advantage over spooks in other countries. If you can keep the fact that you have a fleet of F-117s on hand, you get the advantage of Saddam Hussein not buying the latest anti-stealth shoulder launched rockets from Serbia at $zillion a pop for a few more years. Simple. Military advantage. I can handle knowing that the USAF has rocket powered toilets just as well as the next guy, but may be in USAF's advantage not to let ANYONE know about it.

    It's logical that if they publish this in the USA, then Osama is going to read all bout it the same day. It's not that regular people like us can't know about it, it's that us not knowing about it is the only way to guarantee that Osama won't know either.

    They have full right to do this in the name of security, and it is also their duty to judge what information may be released. Remember, if they release something which allows Osama to level New York tomorrow (i.e. "suitcase thermonuclear bomb for $100 HOWTO"), it's THEIR ass on the line.

    And just to drive the argument home: Foreign spies would be out of work if stuff like that was public. What's the harm? Why do you think other countries spend so much money on intelligence, if this info isn't crucial to security?

    1. Re:You're both missing the point by eric2hill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A family relative had an analogy that makes perfect sense.

      Things can be classified not only because they are secret material, but because someone can use that information to deduce classified material.

      Shipping a tent is not a secret thing. Knowing that 100,000 tents just left on a truk to Baghdad is a secret thing.

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    2. Re:You're both missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      They have full right to do this in the name of security, and it is also their duty to judge what information may be released. Remember, if they release something which allows Osama to level New York tomorrow (i.e. "suitcase thermonuclear bomb for $100 HOWTO"), it's THEIR ass on the line.

      That's funny. I have gotten the impression from the 911 investigation and the recent inquiries into the iraqi prisoner abuse scandal that our leaders' asses never come close to being on any 'line'. And here I thought that the downside to the wealth, power and fame was ultimate responsility for things that get fugged up.

      Usually the only asses that get put on any line are the 'few bad apples'.

  97. Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the government by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

    TR3-A, B... ;)

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  98. USPS Ineptitude by CaptainFrito · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    See how inept the USPS is? Within one day of the DHL man? Some shop steward obviously dropped the ball. There are checks and balances in place to prevent this sort of thing. How are all the shareholders in DHL going to feel now? All those customs officials that rake in bazzillions charging duty on items deemed time-sensitive? Clearly something is wrong.

  99. RE : AKAImBatman's comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've been all over the Internet looking for information on the Aurora. The consensus at this point is that it doesn't exist. Or if it *did* exist, it was canceled and doesn't exist any more."

    Believe what you like, but it's a BIG world out there, and there are lots of places for things to hide.

    I've seen the plane. I've seen it fly. Oh, and I could be wrong but I heard that the Internet might not always be the ultimate source for accurate information. By the way, the plane in question is handy because re-tasking satellites takes time and fuel, and those in charge prefer to only re-task if all other options are exhausted / unavailable. ( this is more than ever true because of the problems with the shuttle, which was used to service spy birds ).

    "Men in black helicopters and all of that? A "smoking man" maybe? Come on. The military is staffed by human beings. They might have some difficulty in deciding what to do with you, but they hardly make people "disappear". I'd be willing to bet that many of the super-curious have ended up being drafted as CIA or military intelligence agents."

    Did I say anything about helicopters or the smoking man ? No.

    The disappearances I speak of involve individuals being arrested in circumstances which tend to "avoid" any witnesses. The next stop for the person who is arrested might be any number of Federal prisons in a "no contact" ( aka solitary ) cell. The prisoner tends to get moved around a LOT, in order to avoid any guards or other prisoners becoming familiar with them. I know of several people who have disappeared this way, and have been held for well over 10 ( ten ) years without trial OR charges. It's scary, isn't it ? You're damned right it's scary. Stuff doesn't have to conform to paranoid fantasies or some silly TV show to be real, and only the naive believe the U.S. government wouldn't do such things. There is more, and worse, but I am out of time right now. Adios...

  100. I say, fight back! by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1



    If the Feds want to bury motion sensors on public land, well then we oughtta be well within the law when we bury randomly active motion *creators* nearby!

    Too bad the Feds can't seem to apply this level of creativity and resources to the problem of keeping over 5 MILLION illegal aliens (of the terrestrial sort) from sneaking across our southern border every year!

    This story really has me pissed off.

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    1. Re:I say, fight back! by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Every compared the size of the border with Area 51 to the size of the border with Mexico?

      Is there any particular reason you want to waste the taxpayer's money on video surveillance, stepped-up human patrols, false alarms, and getting arrested, or are you just anti-government?

  101. the problem with the USPS... by molo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The problem with the USPS is that they use their government-granted monopoly on US domestic mail to subsidize their international shipping division. It makes it hard for companies like DHL, FedEx and UPS to compete internationally.

    But they still make sure that they run the whole thing at a loss, that way they can go to congress to get more funding whenever they want. They can also increase domestic postage whenever they want. The whole thing is a big scam.

    -molo

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    1. Re:the problem with the USPS... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Most businesses (and plain folk) ship packages via one of the private carriers and use the USPS for letters. Packages that are too big for your mailbox are a hassle to get from the PO unless your working hours and proximity to the PO are conducive to doing so. Gang boxes for neighborhoods have helped somewhat since there's usually at least one larger box that they can stick your package in and put the key in your personal box.

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    2. Re:the problem with the USPS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes the USPS is a 'monopoly,' but last I knew, they don't get a dime of funding. It's entirely self-funded.

      As an aside, everyone bitches about the post office being a monopoly, but how many for-profits would bother delivering mail to 1 guy in nowhere alaska for $.37?

    3. Re:the problem with the USPS... by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      they can go to congress to get more funding whenever they want.

      Where did you get that impression? I thought that the USPS was entirely self-funded.

    4. Re:the problem with the USPS... by molo · · Score: 1

      I've seen a bunch of stories on it over the years.. here's one from a quick google search on "usps funding congress":

      http://articles.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m 38 16/is_13_18/ai_80715581

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    5. Re:the problem with the USPS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      carlos_benj wrote Packages that are too big for your mailbox are a hassle to get from the PO unless your working hours and proximity to the PO are conducive to doing so.

      USPS has delivered many large packages to me that won't fit in the mailbox simply by stacking them beside my door. Where I live, the problem is UPS.

    6. Re:the problem with the USPS... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      USPS has delivered many large packages to me that won't fit in the mailbox simply by stacking them beside my door.

      In a lot of locations that's not an option if you'd actually like to keep the package....

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    7. Re:the problem with the USPS... by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, my dad's newspaper is funding that 37 cent letter each time he pays for his 2nd Class shipping.

      You are incorrect about the USPS not getting a dime of funding. They get tax breaks, zoning, special laws, cheap materials.

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    8. Re:the problem with the USPS... by molo · · Score: 1

      Google search on "usps funding congress":

      http://articles.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m 38 16/is_13_18/ai_80715581

      -molo

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    9. Re:the problem with the USPS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      carlos_benj wrote: In a lot of locations that's not an option if you'd actually like to keep the package....

      I do live in a location like that, which is why I have trouble getting things delivered by UPS.

      There is a security gate around my building to keep the crack dealers out (I am not exaggerating) that has no doorbell. UPS can't get through the gate, and there is no place for them to leave the "infonotices" so they won't be taken. The only way to get a UPS delivery is to be watching out the window when the truck pulls up and run out to the gate before they try it, give up, and leave.

      But my mailbox is inside the gate, inside an inner door of the building. My landlord provided the mail carrier with a key to the security gate (I think it's a legal requirement, he can't fix it so the mail can't be delivered). Packages are therefore left within the security gate. The gate isn't perfect (my arms are long and skinny enough that I can reach through it and open it from the outside) but it discourages people from coming up on the porch.

      On the other hand, my sister lives in the 'burbs. For her, both the mail carrier and the UPS guy know to put her packages behind a bush by the door. Works out fine.

  102. B From A? Give Up B to Prevent A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I would have traded off the absence of Internet with absence of nuclear weapons in a snap

    Gee, Einstein, I must have missed the referendum where we had the choice to give up the creation of the internet in exchange for nuclear weapons not being invented.

    War and war-related activities stimulate scientific advances.

    Hey, how 'bout if you propose we give up the concentration of fine resataurants and cultural activities in exchange for not having awful, congested, polluted cities?

    Woot!

  103. No by GQuon · · Score: 1
    That is exactly what they were doing.
    No. They were not geocaching. RTFWS (Read the Fine Web Site.)
    Clark and Arnu engaged in a kind of geocaching game with the Men in Black, systematically sniffing out the road sensors with the frequency counter, exhuming them, and opening them up.
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  104. Halo, it's time to go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Please delete your Slashdot account immediatelly, and refrain from posting for the next sixteen(16) months.

    Please refrain from using the internet for more than seventy(70) minutes in a ten(10) day period. This probationary period will last as long as the rest of your Slashdot absence.

    At the end of this period, you will be required to write a five(5) paragraph essay on why you had to leave the Slashdot community and submit this as an article.

    Halo, it's time to go.

  105. Yay! Another Al Gore / Internet Jibe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Geez, doofus, get your own facts straight. He never claimed to invent it, just that he and some other people supported the legislation that funded its development.

    Yes, I know you're a troll, but anyway... Snopes - Al Gore

    ...or are you just ignorant?

    1. Re:Yay! Another Al Gore / Internet Jibe by dlur · · Score: 1

      Joke n. 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. 2. A mischievous trick; a prank. 3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. 4. Informal. a) Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke. b) An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

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  106. Re:RE : AKAImBatman's comments by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I've seen the plane. I've seen it fly. Oh, and I could be wrong but I heard that the Internet might not always be the ultimate source for accurate information. By the way, the plane in question is handy because re-tasking satellites takes time and fuel, and those in charge prefer to only re-task if all other options are exhausted / unavailable.

    Alright, I'll bite. What makes it fly then? Pulse Jet Engines? Those wouldn't make it out of the stratosphere. Anti-gravity engines? Nope, they don't actually work. As I responded to another poster, they are really just ion engines that use air as fuel. So what makes it fly? Nuclear Thermal Engines? Compressed LHOx?

    The disappearances I speak of involve individuals being arrested in circumstances which tend to "avoid" any witnesses. The next stop for the person who is arrested might be any number of Federal prisons in a "no contact" ( aka solitary ) cell. The prisoner tends to get moved around a LOT, in order to avoid any guards or other prisoners becoming familiar with them.

    [sarcasm]Welcome to national security.[/sarcasm] Well, you definitely aren't Black Ops, or this stuff wouldn't freak you out so much. And the government is very selective about who disappears and when. More often than not they'll attempt other tactics before resorting to a decade of imprisonment.

    At least you're not trying to claim that "Men in Black" put a bullet in their heads.

  107. false claims by golgafrincham · · Score: 0

    Lob all you want, but dont forget that that same inept government developed the internet or at least what became the internet, and without it, you would still be posting comments like yours on dial up BBS's...

    man, always these false claims. this for the net. ant btw, the phone was invented by p. reis.

    false claims can be very unpleasant ;)

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    1. Re:false claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reis's phone didn't work. Bell's did-and if anyone has a case for inventing the phone besides him, it's Meucci. Never heard of him? Thought so!

    2. Re:false claims by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      The World Wide Web != The Internet. The internet already existed when the WWW was invented, and the WWW sits atop the internet. HTTP runs over the top of TCP/IP.

    3. Re:false claims by golgafrincham · · Score: 1

      have fun with tcp/ip without http and pop3.

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  108. Area 51 Solution by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

    Easiest solution is to keep a fence around the base at a significant distance to protect security. Then post a sign on it that reads 'If you cross this fence, you will be shot and killed.' People will cross the fence and the average iq of the US will go up a fraction of an iq point.

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    1. Re:Area 51 Solution by Kredal · · Score: 1

      You mean like this sign?

      http://photo.addlepated.net/archives/001748.html #0 01748

      Ya, they should totally post a sign like that right outside Area 51.

      Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:Area 51 Solution by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no. It needs to be more clear.

      'Use of deadly force authorized...' Hell, it should say 'We will give the guy that puts two in your head a promotion and a weekend pass.


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    3. Re:Area 51 Solution by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Authorized means just that, the 19 year old cop with the automatic rifle has the training to use his discretion whether he should shoot you or call someone to escort you back to the main path.

      IOW they aren't going to shoot the 15 year old kid who wandered over from the nearby campsite, they will have him taken "home". OTOH, the guy with the video camera may just disappear and his bleached bones will never be explained.

      being searched,stopped or apprehended by any of the various services MPs is not pleasant, but unless you have obvious bad intentions, or resist you aren't LIKELY to end up getting deaded.

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  109. Where is area 50 then? by greywar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously? If its area 51...then where are the other 50 areas? Excuse me, theres some helicopters outside I need to check out. they look cool, all black and

  110. Area 42 exists by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    My grandfather was one of the guys who created the flying wing and worked on the B-2 bomber project for Northrop. He had high-level security clearance and government agents were always coming around his neighborhood asking the people who lived there if he ever talked about his job, what he has been working on, etc.

    Before he came down with Alzheimers (God bless him), I asked him once if he had ever been to Area 51 given his work on these previously top secret aircraft. I told him that I would understand if he could not reveal any details. He sat back, smiled in his gentle way, and with a twinkle in his eyes said, "No, but I have been to Area 42."

    Apparently, Area 42 is some sort of rocket test range out in the middle of nowhere in California or Nevada. I just performed a Google search and came up with nothing except for a whole bunch of bad fanfics. He said that he saw various tests out there of aircraft, but no UFOs. Then again, he was a 32nd or 33rd degree Master Mason, so who knows. Illuminati and all, you know. FNORD.

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    1. Re:Area 42 exists by Yooden_Vranx · · Score: 1

      This probably refers to Plant 42. It's an Air Force-owned industrial complex in the Mojave desert, in the Palmdale-Lancaster area north of LA and 30-ish miles from Edwards AFB. http://www.edwards.af.mil/partners/docs_html/afpla nt42.html

  111. Tang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without NASA, we'd all be less tangy.

  112. The truth of Area 51 by jgardn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It has been known for some time that Area 51 was simply an aeronautical research base. All those funny lights and weird noises coming from the base were experimental aircraft that the military can't admit to.

    For example, the F-115 (the angular black bomber) was actually designed and built in the 60's. However, we first heard about it in the 90's in Desert Storm. You may think that it is using cutting-edge technology, but the tech for the bomber is actually built on research in radar done in the 50's.

    It makes you wonder: If they could build the F-115 in the 60's, what kind of craft are they building today? Pulse jets, hovering craft, craft that accelerate at greater than several G, craft that can fly into low orbit and back again, maybe craft that can project images on radar or visual or both.

    The military pours billions of dollars into its research each year, and employs the brightest minds in America and abroad. They've been doing this since World War II. Their capabilities are left to the imagination.

    About why they won't admit to any of this new tech: Basically, World War II was caused by new advances in battleship and tank technology. Germany thought that they had an invincible battleship, and that their tanks and cannons were vastly superior to anything else in the world. Thus, they believed that they could roll over Europe. Advances in technology tend to give the developers a euphoria of power, expecially when the owner of said tech is a crazed dictator or socialist czar.

    The US military is careful to release just enough information to the public to convince everyone else that they don't stand a chance against us.

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    1. Re:The truth of Area 51 by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Dunno about the F-115... but the first *F-117* was delivered in 1982.

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    2. Re:The truth of Area 51 by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      F-117
      Production decision - 1978
      First flight - 1981
      Operational - 1983
      First combat use - Operation Just Cause (Panama) 1989

      You want real 'old time' stealth/speed? Look at the A-11/SR-71/YF-12. First flight in 1962.

    3. Re:The truth of Area 51 by Coffee_Rich · · Score: 1

      RF and signal jamming is tested at that range and interferes a bit with outside sources (basecamp). The GOVT has to test its intrusive technology somewhere and usually does it in the least populated areas such as Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico. People wanting to intrude on Govt land may unknowingly endanger themselves by going into laser and or other test ranges. Just because they dont want you there doesnt mean its a black technology being used. It just may be harmful or a liability to outsiders not knowing where or when to be there. The Government doesnt want a law suit just like anyone else would not want some kid playing their pool unmonitored. My $.03 CoffeeRich

  113. Area 51 by arfuni · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but I'm more comfortable with a lack of transparency when it comes to our aerospace defense technology. It's not like we're talking about Gitmo here... ;) We have much more secure unclassified bases up to some kind of mysterious shennanigans (Diego Garcia island!). I hope we have next generation fighters and bombers being readied, but I have to doubt the existence of Aurora fighter command when the V22 and YF-22 are years from combat readiness and may never see action before they're scrapped.

  114. Area 51 is very much active by bonch · · Score: 1

    Before the Area 51 Research Center died off, the guy there reported often about the activities of the base, and how it was "more active than ever before."

    Mostly, it looked like it was being used for chemical processing of some sort. I imagine they still use the base because it would be a big waste otherwise (for crying out loud, they have the longest runway in North America), but nothing super-secret is going to happen there anymore. So they let people think they've stumbled onto a big secret.

  115. He needs a girlfriend! by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

    This guy spends all his free time snooping around area 51 and nabs morion sensors. This guy needs a girlfriend!

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  116. No he didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't steal a sensor, because Area 51 doesn't *have* sensors.

    In fact, there *is* no Area 51. ... there *is* no Anonymous Coward. ...... you never read this.

  117. The problem of cliche by zeropointentity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with area 51 is that it's become notoriously cliche to suspect something 'spooky' is going on. Mention aliens in full seriousness to anyone, and chances are they'll laugh in your face. It's a myth, and a mighty good one, and perfect to mislead every ol' shmuck. Guys with trucks and such are probably employed only for the purpose of keeping myth alive just to give the people something to care about. Kinda like an amusement park with AK-47's. Besides, if everyone's eyes are focused on this red herring, then the real stuff is still flying under the radar.

  118. That's fine, but by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They were messing with stuff that doesn't belong to them. It eve said right on it that it was government property. Just because you find something on public land, doesn't mean it's yours to mess with. I work on public land (state university) and thousands of cars are parked here every day. Doesn't give you the right to go in any of them and mess with them, you'll be arrested and/or beaten up if you do. They are still the property of the person that holds the title, despite being parked on public land.

    1. Re:That's fine, but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they weren't doing anything wrong - although clearly the devices are not secret or they would not identify themselves as US Gov't property, and they were not harming the devices, being very careful to replace them. To me, this falls under the category of citizen oversight.

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    2. Re:That's fine, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I work on public land (state university) and thousands of cars are parked here every day. Doesn't give you the right to go in any of them and mess with them, you'll be arrested and/or beaten up if you do....

      Not if the cars are buried under a bush, so that only the radio antenna is sticking up, and I can only tell it's private property after I've dug it up!! (What a moronic argument...)

    3. Re:That's fine, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So as long as i return a guys car that i "borrowed" its ok for me to drive it around etc even tho i do not own it?

    4. Re:That's fine, but by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Still not your right. My computer I'm typing on right now is government property (state, not federal) and is marked as such. The building is public access, so you are allowed to come in to my office if you like. However, if you disassemble my computer, I'm calling the police and they WILL arrest you. I don't care if you are hurting it or not, it's not your right to take it apart.

      Citizen oversight is to locate and document them, without messing with them. Messing with them is criminal.

    5. Re:That's fine, but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Could you enlighten me as to what laws are being broken, specifically? The devices are lying around in the open so as far as anyone knows they are trash unless they contain a notice saying that tampering with the device is illegal under such and such laws.

      Further, could you tell me what laws are being broken if I open your PC up? Maybe vandalism? It's going to be hard to show that someone vandalized these tracking units, though, if they are left in good working order with no parts missing, nor extra parts included.

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  119. Urband legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that's an urban legend; ARPA funding of the ARPAnet had nothing to do with protection against a nuclear attack. They just wanted a more efficient way of linking the various academic and commercial computing centers they were funding.

    What is true is that before that, Paul Baran of the RAND Corporation did conceive of many of the ideas of the Internet, and he was trying to think of a more failure-proof system in case of nuclear attack. However, his ideas were largely ignored at the time. They were rediscovered after ARPA had already begun ARPAnet development for entirely different reasons.

    For more on the history of ARPA's involvement with the Internet, see here (search for "nuclear"), as well as here.

  120. Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice attempt to whore some karma but 50+ people beat you to it. Better luck next time! ;-)

    1. Re:Too bad by bonch · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I didn't see anybody mention the Area 51 Research Center or mention that the guy specifically stated it was being used for chemical processing and such. He even saw smoke coming from several areas of the base.

  121. OT: One more data point... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    And here I just thought it was my bad luck.

    My wife's been driving me crazy because she ordered a powerbook and had it shipped "2 day" FedEx. It's spent more than two days in Memphis. You can not believe how annoying that is.

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    1. Re:OT: One more data point... by jridley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The funny thing is how much businesses come to believe that FedEx can do no wrong. Mostly they're excellent, but there are some areas of the country where they're NOT the best, and some businesses refuse to listen to you when you tell them what the "conditions on the ground" are.

      I had a friend who was a pharmacist at a hospital in northern Michigan (UP, Keweenaw area). He ordered some medical supplies from a place, and said "ship them UPS overnight. *DO* *NOT* ship them FedEx." Well, they shipped them FedEx overnight.

      About 5 days later the boxes were still not there. He called them and said "You shipped them FedEx, didn't you?" They had, and (as he knew) FedEx in that area is not guaranteed. They weren't going to drive 180 miles round trip from the depot to deliver one stinkin' package. They put all the boxes on a pallet, and when there's enough to bother, then they send out a truck.

      UPS, OTOH, has a local depot, and plenty of packages come into the area, so they have no problems delivering overnight (though there is a cutoff line, way out on the peninsula, where they don't guarantee 10:30 delivery anymore).

      This was 20 years ago, I'm betting FedEx has a local presence now, but I know there are still parts of the country where there are better choices than FedEx.

      This story always comes to mind when I'm watching the commercials where the guy didn't use FedEx, so the package is delayed.

    2. Re:OT: One more data point... by MrChuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So to paraphrase:
      20 years ago, as FedEX was starting and had limited coverage, someone I once met has a bad experience.
      Therefore, FedEX sucks.

      Does that about cover it?

      As I sat hitting reload, in 1996, on the FedEX web site, to see where a package I'd shipped was, I saw that, suddenly it had been signed for. I called. the guy was astounded. "Wait, I can still see the truck driving away. How did you know I just got it?"

      In an effort to get this thread on topic again, I'll suggest that Area 51 is a research area of the US Gov't in an effort to design air vehicles to replace the USPost Office.

      Because the USPS is the only entity that's better armed than the army, and far more motivated to use said arms, the feds must keep Area 51 top secret, lest the USPS make a move and take over the gov't.

      Back off topic, no, I don't use United Pulverizing Service any more. When my friend and boss ebayed a well packed guitar amp and it came dead, we opened it up. It had been dropped, buy our guitar techs guess at least 10 feet to afix the speaker magnet to the back of the amp. UPS refused to honor the insurance, claiming that the (recommended by them) double boxing and loads of packing foam consituted "bad packaging."

    3. Re:OT: One more data point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UPS insurance does not cover items that are improperly packed. Unfortunately they define proper packaging as packaging that prevents the item from being damaged. So by their definitions, if an item is damaged, then it was improperly packaged and is therefore not covered. It is almost impossible to get a claim paid from UPS.

    4. Re:OT: One more data point... by minion · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who was a pharmacist at a hospital in northern Michigan (UP, Keweenaw area). He ordered some medical supplies from a place, and said "ship them UPS overnight. *DO* *NOT* ship them FedEx." Well, they shipped them FedEx overnight.

      We won't ship via UPS anymore, period. We had to send a server in for repair, shipped it via UPS. The server (a 1U rack) - in the original manufacturer's packaging - arrived folded over about 2 inches in the middle. This was a steel case. UPS claimed that they would not reimburse us for the equipment because the packaging was insufficient. We fought and fought this with UPS, and they would not back down.

      So, we will never give business again to UPS.

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    5. Re:OT: One more data point... by Charcharodon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah FedX is a pain where I live, since they won't deliver anything without a signature that is an express package, so I end up driving 100 miles round trip to go get my box, usually computer parts. I've begged companies to send it USPS or UPS or do FedX ground since I don't have a similar problem with a signature, and the bastards end up sending it 2nd day express anyway.

      At $2.45 a gallon and 3 hours of driving I just find a different company to order from instead of fooling with FedX.

      They do have a deal though that you can sign up for a preauthorized drop point, either at your house or another location that can solve my problem of them wanting a signature, but I haven't gotten around to doing it yet.

    6. Re:OT: One more data point... by m_xiphias · · Score: 2, Informative

      We still have trouble in the UP getting packages delivered on time, because we still have the 'pallet problem'. But, more packages are going through, I suppose, because there's so much more business up here now and because of internet/mailorder purchases.

    7. Re:OT: One more data point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It had been dropped, buy our guitar techs guess at least 10 feet to afix the speaker magnet to the back of the amp.

      Having worked there... picture more like 20-30 feet vertical drop. And that's after the belt has jammed up and all the packages scrunched together until some start popping out and over the side.

      If it's delicate, send it via one of the air services (2DA or NDA). Those packages get special routings, use different equipment and are generally treated better (unless ground service is *also* overnight, in which case air packages go in the ground trailers for delivery the next day).

    8. Re:OT: One more data point... by jridley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Use this phrase, I've found it useful:

      "If you ship FedEx, the package will be refused."

    9. Re:OT: One more data point... by jridley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I don't like UPS, in fact I prefer FedEx over UPS. But if I have my choice, I'll pick USPS, or Airborne Express. I've had the least amount of trouble with them. USPS handled almost all my 150 or so eBay sales shipments a few years ago when I was cleaning out, and no package was reported damaged. One of the five that I sent UPS (buyer's choice) was damaged. Every package I get via USPS looks like it was just picked up at the shipper, carried by hand 20 feet and placed in my box.

      But as has been mentioned, I'm sure there are depots where they are understaffed and underpaid, and stuff gets abused. Probably true of all companies.

    10. Re:OT: One more data point... by LordPhantom · · Score: 1

      Actually, no....

      I went to school at Michigan Tech (in Houghton, MI), and whenever I'd order something from New Egg (free Fed-Ex shipping) it'd take an extra 3-4 days.

    11. Re:OT: One more data point... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Yeah FedX is a pain where I live, since they won't deliver anything without a signature that is an express package, so I end up driving 100 miles round trip to go get my box, usually computer parts.

      snip

      They do have a deal though that you can sign up for a preauthorized drop point, either at your house or another location that can solve my problem of them wanting a signature, but I haven't gotten around to doing it yet.

      Translation: "Fedex is a pain. I have to fill out a form if I want them to dump expensive crap on the porch, and I can't be bothered to fill out that form, despite the fact that it's printed on the back of the notice they stick on my door."

      That's not Fedex being a pain where you live, that's you being a lazy bastard who can't turn a piece of paper over, fill it out, and stick it back on the door.

  122. Wrong area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got it wrong. It's actually Area 51-A.

  123. Government != Military by igrp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How do you know? If they did have a well kept secret, it's well kept so you might not have found out. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to point out that just because you know some things, doesn't mean you know everything.

    You make a good point. There's one more thing that I would like to add.

    Many people seem to think that the terms 'government' and 'military' are interchangeable when it comes to conspiracy theories and the like. This is where a flaw in many theories lies.

    Just because some government officials can't seem to keep their mouths shut (and let's face it, not all "leaks" are intentional) doesn't mean that classified military information can't be kept confidential. The military uses a different system. When you rely on strict need-to-know principles you reduce the number of PoFs (point of failure) to a minimum. Yes, there's always a few people who really do have a need-to-know but those can be hand-picked and are easier to monitor and control. Also, you can get away with implementing and enforcing a lot more stringent and intrusive security measures on military grounds than you can in a civilian workplace.

  124. Honorable Mention by musicscene · · Score: 1

    This quote seems fitting about now:

    "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." - Frank Zappa

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  125. area 51 IS real by golgafrincham · · Score: 2, Funny

    i used to work there. i'm in my fifties now, but i still remember.

    it's deep under the earth, and at least two alien spacecrafts are hidden there, one still able to fly. five alien pilots are also hidden there, two are alive and held prisoners, cause only they know how to fly these spacecraft with only one finger.

    these aliens come from a planet called ursa minor, and one is called wowbagger, all he can do is talking in insults. ...mom, what's it your doing with the cable? this is for homework, i'm not surfing. mom, don't...

    [CARRIER LOST]

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  126. What? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    They already HAD a case against him, messing with the sensors he found. That's not legal you know. Just because something is on public land, doesn't mean you can mess with it. They KNOW he did this since he was dumb enough to DOCUMENT the whole thing. So they would have no trouble getting a guilty conviction for tampering. However, they decided not to they said "Look, just quit messing with the sensors and pay us for the missing one, wether you took it or not, and we'll let the whole thing slide."

    I see no justice problems at all in this case. He broke the law, documented himself doing it, and got charged. They (not unreasonably) figured he might be the one that took one of them (I'm not convinced he didn't). However, rather than prosecute him, since he didn't really cause any harm, they just made him promise to stop.

    1. Re:What? by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Well the quote in the article says they insist they didn't do anything illegal. Also from what I read they dug up the machines and looked at them, there was no indication they ever shut them off or interfered with their operation. Moreover, there is an issue with selective enforcement. For instance you can't create a law and not bother to prosecute people unless they are publishing information you don't like. It seems the governments real objection is not that they blocked or delayed some signal, but that this is merely an excuse to stop people from publishing information about the sensors around area 51.

      Still, as I said in my article I really don't know the situations in this case. If indeed he only listened in on the sensors and opened them up and looked inside then it seems according to the law he wouldn't be guilty. There is also the issue with selective enforcement. Still, I have to agree that in this case he is probably guilty but this really doesn't make a difference to my point.

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    2. Re:What? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      That's not legal you know. Just because something is on public land, doesn't mean you can mess with it.

      Help me out here... what's the US criminal code that makes "messing" illegal?

      If I trespass into your house and mess with your stuff that's one thing- but if you leave it alone in the middle of a public forest for weeks at a time, you've lost the right to complain about what a stranger might do to it.

  127. No Focus by sciop101 · · Score: 1

    All off-subject now. Old sensors -> missing desert rats -> government ineptitude. The agents provocateur are well trained and doing their jobs well.

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  128. They test a lot more than missles and planes by lamoile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live about 100 miles north of Groom Lake. They test all kinds of things like microwave weapons to knock out communications. Once or twice a month my cell phone squelches worse than any CB you've ever heard. This lasts for a few hours. I've also seen unmanned vehicles flying in the area, some going almost faster than the eye can track them.

    1. Re:They test a lot more than missles and planes by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      And Area 51 and Wright Patterson AFB are also in close ties with each other. Both do experimental stuff. Hangar 18 is at Wright Pat. And both probably have something to do with SKYNET. The military wants AI, badly and SKYNET is more real than people think.

  129. The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by Animats · · Score: 1
    The Groom Lake complex was originally built to support the SR-71 test program in the early 1960s, back when that was a big secret. The SR-71, remember, was way ahead of its time. Intercontinental cruise at mach 3, in the early 1960s. As the original poster pointed out, the Groom Lake/SR-71 story was written up in "Skunk Works"

    If you want to see an SR-71 up close, the Boeing Museum of Flight has one. They even have a Tagboard drone. They also have the technical documents for the aircraft, and you can read them if you make an appointment.

    Sadly, the Skunk Works is no more. The hangars in Burbank are abandoned, as a result of the Lockheed/Martin merger.

    Recon aircraft today are less dramatic. We don't need to build something to overfly Russia or Hanoi. What we need is something that can overfly Afghanistan and find bin Laden. That's more of a sensor problem than an airframe problem.

    Still, the Air Force has a huge "black budget". It's not at all clear what they're hiding from whom.

    1. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Still, the Air Force has a huge "black budget". It's not at all clear what they're hiding from whom.
      Mostly their massively expensive ignominous failures, in all probability. Hiding them from the federal budget auditors, that is.

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    2. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by captainClassLoader · · Score: 2, Informative

      Animats says:

      "If you want to see an SR-71 up close, the Boeing Museum of Flight has one."

      As does the Smithsonian's Udvar-Hazy Center. In fact, you can check it out right now via their webcam.

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      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
    3. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by PhosterPharms · · Score: 1

      There is also one at the Castle air museum in Atwater, CA. It's near Merced, site of the newest UC campus, or Modesto if you've heard of that. Basically the dead center of the state, with lots of farming around and not much else. Aviation Challenge camp used to go on field trips to the museum back when they had a second location in Atwater... It's a nice place, worth checking out.

    4. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SR-71 is still way ahead of its time. They might not be flying around (much, I think I heard there's like 1-2 they keep around as test platforms or something), but it's still the fastest jet-driven plane ever designed. It may be superceded soon, but it's still mindboggling to think that they came up with something so advanced way back when. I guess it's just proof that if you throw enough minds and money at a problem, you can usually come up with a solution.

    5. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by CracktownHts · · Score: 1
      IIRC, the D-21 (Tagboard drone) is (was) slightly faster, but

      (a) it's a ramjet, so maybe not fair to group together with SR-71,
      (b) it requires a piggyback ride on an A-12 (SR-71) or rocket booster to get started, and it can't land in a non-destructive fashion; and
      (c) it doesn't have a human pilot.

      So maybe fastest jet driven plane depends on your definition of "plane".

    6. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      As does the Cosmosphere in Hutchinson, KS Hutchinson Cosmosphere
      They've also got the Apollo 13 return capsule.
      A Refurbished V2 rocket & V1- Buzz Bomb.
      One of the largest collections of Russian space equipment in the world.
      Sections of the Berlin wall.
      Flight ready, backup's of several spacecraft.
      A life size training copy of the lunar lander.
      A lunar rover.
      Most of this stuff is very close to you when you walk through and a substantial portion can be touched.

      This is a great place to go and not very expensive.


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    7. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by henryhbk · · Score: 1

      On the deck of the USS Intrepid museum in New York City (you can walk right up to it...) see it Here

    8. Re:The SR-71 was tested at Groom Lake by istewart · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the plane itself is sitting in the parking lot, right next to the friggin' street. It's freaky as all get-out, I'm sure it turns the heads of quite a few passers-by who have never been there before. IIRC it also has the most flight-hours out of any SR-71 airframe. Open Cockpit day is this Sunday and it'll supposedly be open. :)

  130. Fuel taxes and road maintenance by RKBA · · Score: 2, Informative
    "...then road building and maintenance should be paid entirely by tolls or fuel taxes."

    But instead the money paid in tolls and fuel taxes is siphoned off into the state's General Account spending fund and spent on things entirely unrelated to road maintenance and repair (at least in California).

    1. Re:Fuel taxes and road maintenance by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 1

      Same thing happens in many states.

  131. Area 51 no longer matters..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the "interesting" items were moved to another "non-existent" base in North Dakota.
    The new base is known as (EL) or Echo-Lima. It is so remote there is no chance of anyone getting to the area without being seen.

    With the growth of NV the test range became too high profile.

  132. One mistake by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 1

    ..And This ladies and gentlemen is why you don't go "Haha, yea we got aliens in there", when someone asks you about work :)

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  133. Easy answer by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    "Now, for all we know, Area 51 still could be an advanced aircraft development center. If they retired the SR-71 (also a Skunk Works Project) and allowed the F-117 to become public before it was absolutely neccessary, then what do they have that they aren't talking about?"

    Oh, that's easy. Whatever it is is REALLY EXPENSIVE and a huge waste of tax dollars. The public outcry would be uncomprehensible. :)

  134. Brilliance, as always... by rdewalt · · Score: 1

    Hey, lets go sneak around a military base with motive to find out its secrets.

    Gasp! The Men In Military Outfits Are Coming After Us! They MUST be hiding something...

    No shit they're coming after you, you're snooping at a MILITARY BASE... Wether its Groom Lake, or even the bloody smallest frigging military outpost, walking around with gear to snoop is -GOING- go get you shit.

    Even if its abandoned totally, not like you can just wander in and videotape the structures...

  135. Sigh, got to love those Right Wing Lies by bogie · · Score: 1

    They just won't die. President Clinton did not slash military funds constantly as the Right claimed he actually increased funding.
    http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/08/09/defense .bill/

    His proposed $288 Billion dollar budget was the biggest since 1984 during Reagan's massive buildup. And that was during the Cold war. Clinton's budget was at a time of relative peace so explain to me how he decreased funds? If you mean he increased their pay and medical benefits then yes you'd be right.

    The funny thing B*sh et al spread lies and propaganda about "entire divisions not be ready" but when then claim was tested it was found out that he made it up. B*ush lying? Huh. B*sh and compay lied so that if the military fell flat they would have someone to blame. Remember right wing mantra? Blame Clinton. Anyway the funny/sad thing is that B*sh went to Afghanistan and Iraq with Clinton's military and did a great job. Of course they probably should have planned beyond Step 1, Take over Iraq. Who of course does B*sh give credit to? Not the ex Pres.

    Of course the hardliners will continue the "Clinton gutted our military" line until the day they or no more. They'll just be wrong, just like you.

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    1. Re:Sigh, got to love those Right Wing Lies by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      WOw, he got it up to the level of 1984 huh? Well, due to inflation that would be about half the size of the budget in 1984.

      And a huge 3.7% pay raise? Thats almost higher than a yearly cost of living rate... especially in the year 2000. When I get a yearly 3.7% pay raise, I feel screwed, because it means I will be making the same amount as I did last year after the cost of living rises. Nevermind that this wasn't 3.7 every year. That was a one time raise.

      I work on Defense contracts. I know first hand that the military diminished over the clinton era. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a left wing Clinton-blindfolded hippie, who only reads the media reports from CNN.

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    2. Re:Sigh, got to love those Right Wing Lies by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Wow, he got it up to the level of 1984 huh? Well, due to inflation rates that would be about half the size of the defense budget in 1984.

      And a huge 3.7% pay raise? Thats almost higher than a yearly cost of living rate... especially in the year 2000. When I get a yearly 3.7% pay raise, I feel screwed, because it means I will be making the same amount as I did last year after the cost of living rises. Nevermind that this wasn't 3.7 every year. That was a one time raise.

      I work on Defense contracts. I know first hand that the military diminished over the clinton era. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a left wing Clinton-blindfolded hippie, who only reads the media reports from CNN.

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  136. Re: Bob Lazar by maxhavoc · · Score: 1

    IIRC, Bob Lazar came up with the whole story based on a Scientific American paper from 1969 about superheavy element synthesis (the 114 element).. it was an effort to stir up hype for a movie for his TriDot Productions.

  137. US foreign Aid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US foreign aid is about 10 billion and less than 1% of the GDP Source and the debt is being kept low by the Chinese and Japanese buying up Uncle Sam's bonds.

  138. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  139. A suggestion... by Stitch_626 · · Score: 2

    If the mail is so slow why not either have the mortgage company draft your account or if you are not comfortable with that, they can probably do a "check by phone". Even if they charge a small fee it might be worth it to not have to stress out each month.

    Good luck!!!

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    1. Re:A suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay online. No additional cost.

  140. (OT) Re:Area 51 is a hoax by the goverment by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    Sure you didn't forget a zero there?

    $500 billion is nearly as much money as NASA has received in it's ENTIRE history.

  141. 'Due process' by sjames · · Score: 1

    You are quite correct that there was technically no violation of due process.

    The whole area of these special plea bargains is however suspect in that they all leave us open for violations of the spirit of due process. All a prosecutor needs to do is trump up charges MUCH more serious than what they actually believe to be appropriate, and make sure the defendant is sufficiantly fearful that they will be convicted (possibly in spite of their innocence).

    Then, offer a deal that amounts to a reasonable sentence for the crime they are ACTUALLY suspected of. This is called a plea bargain. A 'nice' side effect for the DA is that it keeps inconvieniant evidence out of the public record.

    It's not at all clear what did happen there since there is no court record presenting the evidence. He may or may not have been guilty of anything. The fact that we can't check up on the process of justice is exactly the problem.

    The most blatant form of this is the case of traffic violations. Some counties have it rigged so that it costs more to successfully fight the ticket than to pay it in all cases. As a result, technically, due process is there, but in practice the only 'process' is cash or credit card.

    This is closely related to other misdemeanor offenses where people unable to make bail end up in jail awaiting trial for longer than the maximum sentence. Ironically, those people would be better off without their so-called due process. As far as I know, that situation (in Atlanta) didn't get anyone fined, fired, or jailed, nor were the victems compensated.

  142. Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are these guys stupid? Of course the USAF should be able to protect vital interests and the FBI raid your home if you'e doing something like sniffing out their security perimeter and digging up their equipment and making that information public. What kind of idiot are you for thinking your "rights" have been trampled on after doing that? I'm all for the hacker ethic of figuring things out, I do that myself. But you also need to balance that with "do I *need* to know how this works, and what are the ramifications of my actions *beyond* *myself*?"

  143. Pre-Area 51 hiding place by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    Before Area 51 was the big name, it was Hangar 18.

    Hangar 18 was on Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.

    Area 51 / Groom Lake is just a flight strip for testing stealth equipment, etc.

    Hangar 18 was storage at one of the most secure bases in the country. This base is where the Air Force Research Lab is, their aerospace projects started there, etc.

    Wright-Patterson Air Force Base

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  144. Insectoid Aliens by denise_yenko · · Score: 1

    Somebody go hunt up Syvia Sydney (Grandma Norris) and see if she still has her old record of Jeannette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy singing "Indian Love Call"

    If that doesn't work we can get another copy at:

    Indian Love Call

    Erehwon

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  145. FCC Approved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if those little transmitters are FCC approved?

  146. planted by nerds/ special sauce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that nerd planted the darn thing so he could sell more alien burgers.

    Now the special sauce in those burgers, that's the real mystery.

  147. Doesn't officially exist? by CaptainTux · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you missed the news: the AFB and the S4 area (known as Area 51) has been "official" since the mid 1990's. It should also be noted that it is widely believe that the S4 facility at Groom Lake has been moved to another facility somewhere in Utah.

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  148. Better yet.. by dark-br · · Score: 1

    > If you absolutely, positively must be raided today - illegally enter a restricted area.

    Or just share some movies and mp3 and wait in the confort of your home for the feds :)

  149. What trillions? by Aexia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe you are right we should keep to ourselfs we should stop giving out the trillons that we do to other countrys.

    We give out $15 billion in various types of foreign aid with the bulk of it being "foreign military aid" to countries that serve our strategic interests(Israel, Pakistan, Uzbekistan) rather than humanitarian ones.

    But don't feel bad. Many Americans think we devote almost a quarter(24%) of our budget to foreign assistance when it's really about 1%.

    Given the types of governments in the countries we send "aid" to, I think their citizens might prefer it if we turned off the spigots and stopped propping up bloodthirsty dictatorships.

    1. Re:What trillions? by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      When I said trillion I was using hyperbally. I know it not that large, but I use that for the hyperbally affect.

    2. Re:What trillions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, isn't a part of the problem one of "if we ship 1,000,000 tons of wheat and other staple foods to [your country name here] for humanitarian aid" that the systems of that country never get to adapt to the situation and the country essentially becomes totally dependent (think: crack addict::drug dealer) in the future, because the negative incentive of not doing things has been taken away?

      Everyone cries a bucket when famine strikes Somalia, Ethiopia, or whatever, but when the Hutus decided they needed to strike out against the Tutsis that as many people died in that massacre as any drought-caused famine seems to cause, what happened, really?

      How come other countries in Africa can't seem to be able to help out, and they just seem to sit on their hands and say, "the rich West, errr, United Nations, should help us out"?

      It almost is like being in a family with a screwed up distant relative, who comes to the family gatherings and is almost impossible to get rid of when the party is over.

      The World Bank and other similar entities don't seem to offer much. Civil war, where the warring factions seee the resources coming in as humanitarian aid seek to control those resources for their own use or pry bars don't help in countries, either.

      Yes, the "West" (must definitely include Europe) has fucked Africa over royally. But, come on. The excuse is growing old. But why should I complain, because there are still a non-insignificant number of people in the US who think the Civil War isn't over yet...

      It almost seems like that as soon as one country seems to do well (Zimbabwe) for itself to the point where it can actually help out, some photogenic dictator takes over and really knocks the wheels off of the cart [watch out, South Africa, you could be next, but maybe DeBeers and the gold miners will cough up the bucks to not allow it happen...].

      Throw in some religious wackos to stir the pot as well, along with countries trying to hold on to the last tatters of their former colonialist "glory" [France] while trying to not look like it is doing so.

      Oh well.

      I guess that old axiom just ends up demonstrating itself: until people stop identifying themselves as this tribe, Packer Backers, Star-bellied Sneetches, etc., there will be chaos. And it seems to take a big external threat that promises even worse bitch-slaving than is already being dealt out by one group onto the other, that everyone wakes up out of their delusional behavior for awhile.

    3. Re:What trillions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the running tab of "balance of trade imbalance". We "open" our markets wide open while smaller countries get to basically keep their markets closed in one way or another or operate their businesses with little or no level of equal standards compared to what businesses in the US have to run under.

  150. Why would anyone want to trespass there by gelfling · · Score: 1

    They have clearly marked signs that say "We will fucking shoot your ass"

    Do you think they're kidding? Would you stick your penis in an alligator's mouth?

    1. Re:Why would anyone want to trespass there by CaptainTux · · Score: 3, Funny
      Would you stick your penis in an alligator's mouth?

      Not ever again...I'll tell you *that*.

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  151. Real effective sensors you got there... by Mannerism · · Score: 1

    they tracked down and logged 30 - 40 of the sensors, before the FBI and Air Force raided one of them

    Guess the feds haven't quite got the hang of that alien sensor technology yet.

  152. And you think it's hard to survive by BareMig · · Score: 1

    In Denmark they collect 8% raw off your income, then , after you are allowed to deduct an amount for transportation, union fees and some minor part of your real estate mortgage interest, they snatch another betwix 40 and 47 off the rest..... Nice place to live!! (then of course we have free medical treatment and hospitals, free education, free social security and a small old age allowance...)

  153. Stupid? No. Dangerous, certainly. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    But you also need to balance that with "do I *need* to know how this works, and what are the ramifications of my actions *beyond* *myself*?"

    Speak for yourself. If I can gain knowledge, I will do so, and I will not peacefully allow others to prevent me from it. The only danger there is in attaining knowledge is that of some bully shooting me for trying to grow beyond their control. There is nothing noble or responsible in deliberately choosing to follow a path of ignorance.

    Only a willing piece of food would accept life within such parameters.

    Knowledge protects. Ignorance endangers.


    -FL

  154. Re:OT FedEx info... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is...as I understand it. FedEx was originally going to put their hub in Little Rock, Ar. Unfortunately, politics of some kind got in the way...and pissed them off, and they went to 2nd choice, Memphis.

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  155. If one extends this thinking. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is reasonable to assume that military science is extremely advanced in many more areas than simply aerospace. Indeed, with even the slightest use of reasonable thought, it is perfectly logical to assume that almost all of the technology which Slashdotters and the public at large consider 'New' and get all excited over, is really stone-age by comparison to what could be available if only it were allowed. --That in fact, the reality we all live in is a total farce -which for some reason- nearly everybody seems happy enough to play along with.

    "Oooh. Digital paper." "Oooh. Bigger hard drives." "Oooh. Internal combustion."

    This stuff is only impressive in the way that withheld candies are impressive to children. To pretend that we are actually pushing the boundaries of human knowledge and capability with any of this crap is nothing short of willfully stupid.

    "Yeah? So what?" --Some might ask. "We know this is how it is, but there's national security to consider."

    Er. . . Well, no, that's a very thin excuse. This goes far beyond secret planes which fly faster. Technological advance has happened in areas and directions which go amazingly far beyond a simple question of keeping the better airplanes out of the hands of the commies. (Which in itself is an incredibly stupid concept which again, everybody on the planet plays along with.)

    The war in Iraq is an excellent example.

    Saddam and his forces could have been removed with very few soldiers with much greater efficiency and cleanliness than was done. The kind of technology available and in use today makes it possible to shut down a city or a stronghold, walk in and murder or abduct the people you want to murder or abduct with ease and simplicity. The only reason to commit giant forces with archaic weapons and broken, (and some would say, nonexistent) tactics to a giant overseas ground war is this. . .

    To create a huge, infernal endless war designed to kill millions of people and absorb billions of dollars in goods. --There is a LOT of money and power to be had from big messy wars. Understanding how this is true and where the power comes from and goes to, who it benefits and why, is the first step to grasping how the real world works.

    Consider this. . .

    One of the other directions military research has gone in has been toward that of mind control and mood altering. In fact, this could easily be considered the holy grail of military science; when you can control a population, then the need for guns and tanks is instantly nullified. --And anybody who has any level of competency in research, and who has the courage to look at frightening possibilities rather than seek comfort in ridiculing others while avoiding the pain of being ridiculed themselves, (and geeks have strong sore spots regarding this given their experiences through life; and isn't it curious that those most able to see through the veil are also those targeted with some of the most deliberate and cruel social programming?) --Anybody who knows how to question and has the balls to do so, knows that the holy grail of mind control was discovered long ago, and is widely implemented today across all strata of society in many different forms.

    Secret planes that go fast?

    The military industrial complex, (to use an old but accurate term), has more than secret planes in its bat belt!

    The 'other' effects of cell phones upon the human brain and cognitive function were not only well understood, but were deliberately designed and were the primary reason for the proliferation of the wireless technology. --And population control through EM is only one way; combined with chemicals in our food, the direct psychological programming in advertising, music, television and movies -through all strata of media- combine to provide a means of near total control of humanity.

    Many of you laugh. Would it be mind control if you feel that knee-jerk desire?

    1. Re:If one extends this thinking. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The military industrial complex, (to use an old but accurate term), has more than secret planes in its bat belt!"



      "Consider. . . There is the issue of Crop Circles, Aliens and UFOs [...] Anybody who has bothered to do any research at all knows that Something Big Is Going On."



      HA HA HA HA!!!! Comedy gold!!! I knew the internet was full of paranoid losers, alien nut-jobs and radical freaks, but you really do take the biscuit!! Where the hell is your eveidence? What links? I've never read such total shit in all my life! You're enitlted to think whatever the hell you like, but Jesus Christ, could you be any more wrong?!?



      NB: Some of us have "researched" the Military Industrial Complex & its impacts on society for our degrees. I think you've watched far too many X-Files episodes and conspiracy movies.

  156. alien prison! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe they put the sensors there so if one of
    the aliens should decide to run from "home" they can
    go pick it up in the deasert.
    i hope these motion detectors aren't made from alien
    technology, cause that would really s#ck: imagine
    landing on an alien planet and saying: "hello
    aliens, we come in peace" only to have the alien
    snatch your sidearm and pointing it at you.
    i'm sure the military doesn't respect human
    rights, since they're not humans, right? maybe
    rename it to "intelligent being rights"? so maybe
    dolphins and whales also get some rights ...

  157. But, how long will it take to get there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UPS has shipped nextday to nowhere Alaska by hiring a private airplane to get from the UPS hub in Alaska to some guys house which doesn't even have any roads going to it. The shipment originated in the continental US too. I forgot how much this actually cost, probably thousands.

  158. Isn't that the old address? by Cerberus9 · · Score: 1

    What's this, an area 51 discussion and not even one mention of area 6413?

  159. Re:No name? Danger! Robinson! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    You can always bop down to the Thieves Market and buy your bike back.

    Amsterdam is great, if you like stepping in dog shit.
    Aaaaaaaaaah!

    And hearing "Cocaine, Heroin, Speed?" mumbled by every other pedestrian.

    Though the "Coffee Houses" and "Window Shopping" do tend to make up for it...

  160. I can't wait to see how this turns out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your honor, the defendant is charged from removing this device from the premises of Area 51."

    "But your honor, the accusing party has always denied the very existence of Area 51. That means the crime he is accused is of removing a non-existant device, from a place that doesn't exist. Wouldn't that make it copyright infringement of a work of fiction your honor, and not trespass?"

    "I agree with the defendant, the defendant is not guilty of trespass. The accusing party is hereby advised to keep works of fiction away from courts of the real world when it comes to trespassing on federal property." Said the judge with an Ironic grin.

  161. Re:Not only that, but even if they don't own it... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    They can control what you can and cannot do with it - often at someone's whim. I learned this secondhand watching someone struggle with a planning & zoning department. They have set standards, but often you need a variance- if they like you, and your plans don't conflict with any internal agendas, you get approved. If not, they can come up with countless ways to deny, stall, can cost you serious money, all the while effectively denying you the use of your own property. If you do a little research on the net, you will find horror stories about how public entities have abused their position when it comes to land use, permits, and easements.

  162. Follow Montauks Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Montauk Air Force Base, now THIS is a secret base! So secret in fact nobody is there and the buildings all LOOK deserted. The security comes in the form of kooky looking "locals" who warn you you're on private property. Rumor is the entire facility is underground ever since the Philadelphia Experiment went awry.

  163. another USPS anecdote by adpowers · · Score: 1

    Personally, I've had better experience with USPS than UPS or FedEx.

    When I was ordering my BTTF replacement DVDs, they put letters in my house number. For example, if my house was 8519, then it would have been AD519. USPS delivered this just like a normal letter, despite the screwed up format.

    On the other hand, FedEx sometimes can't even get it to the right house when the address is exactly correct!

    USPS gets mad props from me :)

  164. Re: The American government hasn't been able... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The American government hasn't been able to keep a single secret longer than about 15 minutes."

    wtf are you talking about,,,,, there are millions of secrets that they've managed to keep secret for WELL over 15 minutes,,, a few examples: the manhattan proyect, the development of the stealth bombers.....

  165. Kevin Poulsen by shakamojo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Poulsen used to run with Kevin Mitnick. You may have seen him on Unsolved Mysteries or on a post office wall... (he's the one who won a Porsche from a radio station by taking over their phonelines)

    Now he's "reformed" and reporting for Security Focus (however his reporting tactics are tantamount to social engineering).

  166. hells yeah! by dumbfounder · · Score: 1

    without the usps we wouldn't have netflix. I get my movies NEXT BUSINESS DAY every time. without fail. fedex is late according to their estimated arrival times using tracking codes every time, and I live 5 minutes from Washington DC, so it's not like I am in a remote location. And the last fedex overnight package I got arrived 3 days late and looked like it was used in an nhl game. USPS kicks butt.

  167. On a related note . . . by Lorenzo+de+Medici · · Score: 1
    A few years ago, Popular Mechanics ran a story about the new Area 51. They claim that Area 6413, as it is called, will be located in central Utah, and used as a lauching pad to test Lockheed Martin Skunkworks vehicles, which will land at Michael Army Airfield, which sits behind the Dugway Proving Grounds one of the US Military's most heavily defended, remote, and scariest places to be.

    Whether or not Popular Mechanics is right or not remains to be seen. Either way, the Groom Dry Lake Bed testing ground currently known as Area 51 has attracted too many visitors, and as such is likely to be or have been phased out of existance in the short term.

  168. DO NOT FOOL WITH THE FEDS!... by iamcf13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When it comes to matters affecting national security or federal government interests.

    A few examples:

    Counterfeitting U.S. currency is a '20-years in prison' offence.

    Restricted airspace over government buildings such as the Pentagon and the White House.

    Federal employees are considered Government property: It is a felony offense to threaten the President's life. It is an automatic 25-year sentence in prison to assault/kill a U.S. Postal Service mail carrier.

    These two guys brought trouble on their own heads as the Feds likely used the 'eminent domain' card to make their little mapping project backfire.

    Again people,

    When it comes to matters affecting national security or federal government interests...

    DO NOT FOOL WITH THE FEDS!...

    (Definitely not now after the the events of 2001-09-11 in New York City, Washington D.C., and Stonycreek Township, Pennsylvannia.)

    1. Re:DO NOT FOOL WITH THE FEDS!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if the military leaves its equipment carelessly strewn around on public land? Isn't it polite, nay, even your duty as a patriotic citizen, to take it back to them?

    2. Re:DO NOT FOOL WITH THE FEDS!... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      Your best bet would be to use a payphone to anonymously phone in the location of that stuff.

      You risk personally getting into trouble/hurt/killed for handling military property without proper authorization.

      Once the dumbell military person(s) is found who left valuable (likely [top] secret) equipment lying around like this faces everything from reprimands, demotion up to and including court martial, imprisonment, and execution.

  169. Area 51 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I have no belief nor disbelief as to it's existence, It does make you wonder about the idea of Misdirection. The thing magicians use to perform their tricks. Get all the conspiracy theorists looking in a false direction instead of directly at them...

  170. Re:Facts? What facts? by Trinition · · Score: 1
    I'm not on one side or the other in particular, but for the sake of devil's advocacy:

    1. Terrorists are more inclined to attack US troops in Iraq than civilians on American soil. It's cheaper, quicker and easier for the terrorists than trying to strike on American soil.

    How is that a fact? More people died in 9/11 than all the soldiers killed in the Iraq war to date. And what about non-Americans such as the people on the train in Madrid? There is no real evidence the "terrorists"/"insurgents" in Iraq are al Queda. Most of them are al Sadr's militia. In fact, it was announced today that our own government believes the terrorists are going to strike big again this summer. The attacks in Iraq are more frequent, mind you, but those are "insurgents" who may believe they're liberating their country instead of terrorists hell-bent on removing the United States and its people from existence.

    2. The war in Iraq may bring stability to the country and a regime that is more US friendly.

    The fact, as you stated is that it "may" bring stability. Logically, then, it is also a fact that it may NOT bring stability to Iraq. In fact, the sense I get is that Iraq is less stable now than it was under its former dictator. And, apparently, you still have about the same chance of getting tortured in prison!

    3. The war in Iraq will show the middle eastern countries that the US will follow through on military actions despite casualties.

    That remains to be seen. Will we follow through? We have so far. It may also show that we will attack a country that doesn't have WMDs and they they did, while leaving alone those thonry countries we KNOW have WMD, such as North Korea. In that case, all the more reason to obtain WMDs to defend yourself.

    4. ...

    See response to number 3.

    5. With a friendly Iraq, perhaps gas prices will come down in the US (not likely though).

    This is not really a "fact", is it? You even admit its not likely. So what was the point of this? In fact, the instability in Iraq has likely contributed to higher oil prices.

    And the number 6 point, which I'll add, is thatthis is only giving more evidence to for the terrorists to twist as propoganda. American's sexually uhmiliating and toruturing innocent Iraqis. Americans firing on wedding parties. American tanks shooting at graveyards.

    [END DEVIL'S ADVOCACY]

  171. G-Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, we're from the government, and we're here to help.

  172. Rail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So, you think passenger cars and semi-trucks are a better means of transportation? What are you smoking?


    We subsidize the trucking industry to the tune of millions of dollars a year with federal highway dollars. We prop up our inflated dependency on foreign oil with billions in military spending. And you're going to bitch about Amtrack? Have another toke, my friend.

    1. Re:Rail by crackshoe · · Score: 1

      No. I happen to really like amtrak. But it bleeds money like a cut up hooker.

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  173. Fortunately the bar has just been lowered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so keep sniffin that wicked cocaine, maintain that 'C' average and pray hard... Just maybe, if your family has the $$$$, maybe you too can be President.

  174. Re:Stupid and an Ass by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Can we get a "-1, disagrees with slashdot's general opinion" to more accurately reflect what I'm being moderated down for?

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    I do security
  175. underground by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    I think they hide all the trolls there.

  176. FedEx sucks in my one-mule town too... by TofuDog · · Score: 1

    The parent poster speaks truth. Fed-ex flies to my local "airport" (= 2 short runways), but can't seem to get things here on time. Ground packages take ca. 5-7 days to go 250 miles. The positive side is that if someone (e.g., the GF) pays for Fed-Ex overnight, they are only guaranteed 2-day, but can't make it, ergo $25 is refunded (5/5 record!). Downside: I've gotten stale brownies 10 days later in an OVERNIGHT package. /offtopic

  177. USPS problem? by Atario · · Score: 2, Informative

    Call them (1-800-ASK-USPS) and complain.

    No, I'm serious. The branch near my work was consistenly undermanning the front desk. Three windows, one open, line a mile long. So I finally called and complained. Next time I went in, lo and behold, all three windows open.

    So remember, kids, squeaky wheel and all that.

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  178. you've all been fooled... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    ...all this time you waste with area 51...can't you see it's just a decoy to keep you away from areas 1 to 49

    1. Re:you've all been fooled... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to hide Area 50s existance from me??

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  179. here's your 'secret' base, fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.fas.org/irp/overhead/ikonos_040400_over view_03-f.htm

  180. Cheese by lahvak · · Score: 1

    A story I once read on usenet:

    In the city of Olomouc in Czech Republic they produce a kind of extremely smelly cheese, which is considered by to be a great delicacy. A czech emigree living in Canada once got a phone call from his post office that there they have a package for him they would like to deliver. They wanted to know if he was going to be at home. He was rather surprised, because it was Sunday morning, when the post office is normally closed. When the package arrived, he discovered that the package was full of this cheese, fully ripe. They said it was stinking up the whole building.

    This was the Canadian post office, though, not the USPS.

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    AccountKiller
    1. Re:Cheese by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows the Canadian Postal Service is a subsidiary of the USPS. Jeez, kids these days.

      --
      Black and grey are both shades of white.
  181. Area 51 exempt by Bush Jr by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    It's old news but it's relevant. George W Bush kept Area 51's environmental secrets classified for yet another year. This keeps them exempt from environmental laws.

    It is highly possible that our government could be working with aliens at Area 51 and/or Wright Patterson AFB. Why? The answer is simple. It's what Chris Carter, creator of the X-Files calls,"The truth hidden in plain sight." The X-files is not quite as sci-fi as you might want to believe; there are unexplained events that the government calls "x-files". The psychological trickery and mind games used to hide secrets is typical for people arrested at Area 51.
    If UFO's and aliens are made to look ridiculous in the eyes of science, then anyone who were to witness such things would be immediately discreditted. The truth is hidden in plain sight and the government has pulled the right psychological strings to prevent even eye witnesses from being believed.

    Also, Michael Crichgaugh tells Agent Mulder about Roswell and how it served as a diversion from the cold war. Crichgaugh also explained to Mulder how war was the excuse our government used to keep going after WW II. That's how the government kept the economy going. It justified spending more money on war even though there was no war.

    The reason the government would want the existence of extraterrestrial life to be kept secret is simple IMHO. The government is a parent and society is the child. Until the child has matured enough to handle the truth, it will not be allowed to know about it.

  182. Re: new base is in Whaite Sands, Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, they moved it to somewhere in Ohio, somewhere noone ever visits.
    I think it's called "Cleaveland"

  183. Re:Stupid? No. Dangerous, certainly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are not free to gain knowledge of your choosing. You are not free to enter my residence without an invitation no matter what knowledge or information I may possess. You make it sound like if there is something in my house that you feel you would intellectually benefit from, then you are free to kick in my door and extract that information violently or not.

    You have a twisted outlook where the world must fully accomodate you and bend to your will because you seem to feel you are acting out of some higher noble pursuit. That is the exact kind of egotistical, self-centered stance religious nuts use to justify killing people, whether they be physicians that perform abortions, or simply people of a different religion.

  184. Re:Facts? What facts? by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    I'm not on one side or the other in particular, but for the sake of devil's advocacy:

    You seem to be pretty hardcore antiwar from your posts...

    1. Terrorists are more inclined to attack US troops in Iraq than civilians on American soil. It's cheaper, quicker and easier for the terrorists than trying to strike on American soil.

    How is that a fact? More people died in 9/11 than all the soldiers killed in the Iraq war to date. And what about non-Americans such as the people on the train in Madrid? There is no real evidence the "terrorists"/"insurgents" in Iraq are al Queda. Most of them are al Sadr's militia. In fact, it was announced today that our own government believes the terrorists are going to strike big again this summer. The attacks in Iraq are more frequent, mind you, but those are "insurgents" who may believe they're liberating their country instead of terrorists hell-bent on removing the United States and its people from existence.


    I would bet there is a mix of people in Iraq now attacking the troops. It's been reported that the American troops have be attacked by Al Quadia and that the Syrian boarder is still pretty wide open

    2. The war in Iraq may bring stability to the country and a regime that is more US friendly.

    The fact, as you stated is that it "may" bring stability. Logically, then, it is also a fact that it may NOT bring stability to Iraq. In fact, the sense I get is that Iraq is less stable now than it was under its former dictator. And, apparently, you still have about the same chance of getting tortured in prison!


    This statement is just false. A few terrorists (not just iraqis, terrorists) that were held were tortured. Mass graves have been found from the Saddam era. It's just not the same. The democrats might try to paint it that way because it's an election year, but if you sit back and think about it you know it isn't even close to the same thing.

    3. The war in Iraq will show the middle eastern countries that the US will follow through on military actions despite casualties.

    That remains to be seen. Will we follow through? We have so far. It may also show that we will attack a country that doesn't have WMDs and they they did, while leaving alone those thonry countries we KNOW have WMD, such as North Korea. In that case, all the more reason to obtain WMDs to defend yourself.


    North Korea doesn't support international terrorism, Iraq did. In addition to paying suicide bombers, Saddam also tried to have George H Bush Assassinated while he was in office. That is an act of war that should not have been forgiven.

    5. With a friendly Iraq, perhaps gas prices will come down in the US (not likely though).

    This is not really a "fact", is it? You even admit its not likely. So what was the point of this? In fact, the instability in Iraq has likely contributed to higher oil prices.


    Yep, but there really isn't a supply and demand problem. The insabitlity has driven the price of gas up, but it seems more like it's the American gas comanies raping the consumers.

    And the number 6 point, which I'll add, is thatthis is only giving more evidence to for the terrorists to twist as propoganda.

    Agreed

    American's sexually uhmiliating and toruturing innocent Iraqis.

    Again, this is only a few soldiers who weren't following orders. It's being played up in the media because it's a election year. Worse things go on in US prisons everyday but no one talks about that, because it's not a sexy issue, and it's not going to get anyone elected.

    Americans firing on wedding parties.

    Again, there are conflicting reports about if it was or wasn't a wedding party. Even if it was a wedding party, the planes were fired upon because the Iraqis didn't have the common sense not to fire their guns in the air during a time

  185. Signs by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    On a sign at Area 51:

    You are here. We Are Not.

  186. screwing with perimeter defenses is Al Qaeda-ish by pensivemusic · · Score: 1

    the way things are ratcheting up in our industry sector ( transportation ) i would strongly suggest kids or techies not screw around with federal property or anyones property for that matter. does the term zero tolerance ring these guys bells yet? spend some time in the bureaucratic system after a stunt like this and then respond please... your whinning is not an effective legal defense...

  187. Re:Facts? What facts? by RobNich · · Score: 1

    More people died in 9/11 than all the soldiers killed in the Iraq war to date.
    How in the hell is that relevant to a discussion of whether the war is justified?

    those are "insurgents" who may believe they're liberating their country instead of terrorists
    How interesting. The media has continually been repeating the word 'insurgent' when there have been plenty of individuals captured who are from Iran, Libya, etc., countries that don't want the US to win. These are not insurgents.

    the sense I get is that Iraq is less stable now than it was under its former dictator
    Your 'sense' is based on watching the mainstream media, which wants you to think that that is the case. There are very few problems in Iraq compared to the areas that are doing well. According to those I've spoken to who were ON THE GROUND in Iraq, the country is doing great, except for the small handful of areas where there are fighters.

    And, apparently, you still have about the same chance of getting tortured in prison!
    Being humiliated by a woman looking at your genitals and being forced to wear panties on your head is not even remotely the same as the torture, maiming, and killing that was going on in this prison before US occupation. Give me a break!

    we will attack a country that doesn't have WMDs
    Iraq had WMDs. There is no question of this ANYWHERE. Hussein USED THEM. We went in to locate them because the UN told Hussein to provide a list of what he had, and what had been done with what he was missing. In addition, WMDs are being found in Iraq. Google for "serin gas found iraq" for instance.

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  188. Privacy. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You are not free to gain knowledge of your choosing. You are not free to enter my residence without an invitation no matter what knowledge or information I may possess. You make it sound like if there is something in my house that you feel you would intellectually benefit from, then you are free to kick in my door and extract that information violently or not.

    Privacy is an illusion designed, I think, to make learning at this level of reality less painful. Understanding this provides a good reason to make peace with yourself and others as we each work through our lessons.


    -FL

  189. More please. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    HA HA HA HA!!!! Comedy gold!!! I knew the internet was full of paranoid losers, alien nut-jobs and radical freaks, but you really do take the biscuit!! Where the hell is your eveidence? What links? I've never read such total shit in all my life! You're enitlted to think whatever the hell you like, but Jesus Christ, could you be any more wrong?!?


    Where is my 'eveidence'? I'm 'enitlted' to my own beliefs? I'm sorry, did you say that you earned a degree?

    Anyway. . . I'll answer this directly, but first I'm going to respond with a quote from the post you are having such a strong knee-jerk reaction against. . . (I've never quoted myself before, but it strikes me as relevant this time around. Hold on. .).


    There are certainly those who rationalize and pretend that there is nothing at all happening, but again, these are typically people who are driven by fear of ridicule and the desire to bolster their own vision of self-importance and self-confidence by ridiculing others and fortifying the lies they have themselves been told so that they don't feel stupid for having been made fools of.

    Okay. . .

    I've spent the last five years collecting, reading, interviewing and comparing all kinds of information regarding this stuff, and based on all of that, I have formed my current knowledge structure.

    Aside from some of the government contacts who have been kind and brave enough to answer my questions, nearly all of the information I have looked at is freely available to anybody who chooses to seek for themselves. --Some of it must be dug up at the cost of some personal effort and expense, but those looking must expect to work for their knowledge. Nothing is free; it all takes effort, curiosity, and above all, a willingness to see the truth rather than resist it.

    Even the sorts of contacts I have made are possible for others to make if they work hard enough.

    So you want proof and evidence? Go get it. It's all out there, and I don't owe it to you. Your ignorance or lack thereof has no real value to me and I am certainly not going to fight to overcome your personal barriers in order to make available the fruits of my labor, particularly if you are going to be so rude about asking.

    This is, in fact, a common piece of behavioral programming; the belief that the world owes people 'proof' and 'extraordinary evidence'. --That somehow, ignorance is something which should be fortified, defended and valued. A very strange and illogical state, but one which has been successfully impressed upon the public subconscious. --I think, in part, by way of endless court-room dramas on television. Television is an amazing tool when it comes to controlling how the public thinks.

    In any case, your state of awareness is YOUR problem; nobody else's, certainly not mine. If you ask, I'll help, but it seems fairly obvious that you don't really want to know anything beyond the preconceptions you currently hold. With the violent sort of response you just demonstrated, it sounds to me like you very much want to stay ignorant. --Though, to be fair, a single post on Slashdot is far from enough to properly gauge a person's intent and personality. (It's a start, though.)

    Anyway, what sort of formal study did you do in regard to the Military Industrial Complex?

    Also, when looking at something simple like, Crop Circles. . . How much do you actually know about them? People who ridicule so very loudly typically don't have a broad understanding of the subject. I am curious to know the depth of your information.


    -FL

  190. Exempt Area by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I cannot comment on the EPA regulations, but I know that at the least, Air Force Bases are not legally considered within the same legal bounds as the states they reside in. That's why Air Force Bases have their own laws on what consitutes a deadly weapon, age of consent (It's 16 on any Air Force Base, no matter the state is) and moral behavior (Most bases that I know of still have rules on the book forbidding oral or anal sex). I am not in the Air Force myself, but from the friends I have in it, I get the impression that bases are considered to be a state of their own, kind of like the situation with foreign embassies.

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    This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.
  191. Re:Facts? What facts? by Trinition · · Score: 1

    I'm perplexed by the cetrainty by which you dismissed my rebuttals. You so much as called me a Democrat as if I was being political about it. Yet, every stance you have taken is exactly what the Republican's stance is. Since I was playing devil's advocate, naturally my rebuttal would seem like that of a Democrat, but that's why I prefixed it that way.

    The truth of the matter is that nobody now knows the truth, and might not ever. Maybe those soldiers abusing prisoners were given direct orders. Maybe they were rogue. Or, maybe theose guys were given indirect orders to permit plausible deniability by the superiors and hang the soldiers out to dry. We just don't know. If you have real evidence, run -- don't walk -- to the nearest media outlet so we can put it to rest one way or another.

    What scares me is that you seem even too stubborn to even consider the remote possibilities of these alternatives. It is exactly these alternatives views that the terrorists are thriving under. You completely dismiss these alternatives as the ideas of madmen just as they completely dismiss your views as the thoughts of the devil westerners.

    These opposing views will never come to terms. Only an attempt at understanding, and a real desire to ghet at the truth will be. I for one cannot believe that one side is totally right and the other totally wrong.

    For example, we know prisoners in the Iraq prison were abused. We don't know if they were guilty or not because they never faced trial, so you can't say with cetrainty they are terrorists. Thus, it is true, if only a partial truth, to say that the people tortured there weren't terrorists. At the same time it is logical that some of those people were terrorists (or insurgents who view themselves as liberators) and thus we were only using interrogation tacticts to try and get ifnormation that would save lives.

    Now, to address some specific points:

    1. There are conflicting statements about whether or not the soliders were or were not ordered to abuse the prisoners. Will we ever know the truth?

    2. Yes, there were conflicting reports about the wedding party. Will we ever know the truth? (I agree that it is stupid to fire loaded weapons in the air at any time, especially in a war zone -- unless you WANT to get shot)

    3. The graveyard battle happened in Najaf with Muqtadr's militia. Part of the reason the rest of the Shia Clerics wanted a cease fire and help pressure Muqtadr into it was because their holy sites, including graveyards, were caught in the middle. And regardless of the inhabitants of those graves being dead, descratign a grave is a bad thing in Iraqi culture and ours -- or shall I poop on your grandmother's grave?

    4. (out of order now). We also tried to have Saddam Hussein assasinated. Everyone pretends assasination is a nasty thing. But its a brilliant tactic. Did you know that Lincoln tried to have [whoever the Southern president was] assasinated during the civil war? And the Southerners tried to plant dynamite under the white house?

    5. I bet there is a mix of people are involved in the attacks as well. That doesn't make them all terrorists. What do you think the Brothers of Liberty were when they dumped tea in the harbor? What do you think the lined-up British tropps thought the American's hiding behind trees and hills were during the revolutionary war? The labels all depend on your point of view, and labelling everyone too coarsely is a dangerous thing. We all know the baggage that comes with the term terrorist. I don't think that fits with someone shooting a gun at an American soldier holding a gun. Just because we took over his country doesn't mean that he has no country to defend -- even if its a misguided defense against an occupying force that really does want to liberate it if they'd just stop shooting at us!

  192. Re:Facts? What facts? by Trinition · · Score: 1

    "More people died in 9/11 than all the soldiers killed in the Iraq war to date."
    How in the hell is that relevant to a discussion of whether the war is justified?

    It's relavent becausethe grandparent post implied that there were more attacks in Iraq than at home -- I was trying to point that while the quantity of attacks in Iraq are greater, the actual number of casualties from terrorists at home is still greater.

    These are not insurgents.

    Well, they aren't necessarily terrorists either, now, are they? What do you call the freelance American bounty hunters who went ot Iraq for the price tag on his head? They non-Iraqis in Iraq -- and they brought guns. If insrugent can only be applied to someone who is native to Iraq, then what do you call someone who came to Iraq to fight American military forces (the most prevalent target -- the civilian contractor casualties have been far less numerous)? Is it because they use roadside bombs? Would switching from car bombs to land mines -- a more traditional military weapon -- then make them mercenaries or freedom fighters or... terrorists still? THe sense I Get is from hearing interviews of Iraqi's on the street. Yes, those interviews came through the media and might have been edited. The general sense in those interviews, however, is that they're glad that Saddam is gone, but are still worried about security, joblessness, etc. Unexployment is significantly up. And, even in BIG cities like Najaf, Basra and Baghdad there is danger. If I were living there, I'd have to worry about getting shot as a suspected terrorist, caught in the cross fire, or getting blown up by a roadside bomb - or perhaps tortured... I mean... interrogated.

    Being humiliated by a woman looking at your genitals and being forced to wear panties on your head is not even remotely the same as the torture, maiming, and killing that was going on in this prison before US occupation.

    I heard a reference on NPR this morning that there were some 37 deaths in the prisons. 9 are still under investigation. Others were ruled "justifiable homicide". Are theseless than under Saddam? Yes. But if I was an Iraqi, I'd still be worried. Hell, I'm worried my very own Mr. John Ashcroft might label be a terrorist, ship me off to Guantanomo Bay for a long vacation, and maybe even "interrogate me".

    In addition, WMDs are being found in Iraq.

    I don't need to google. I've already heard all about it. They did NOT find Sarin in the way you think. What they found were two chemicals in an OLD shell that when fired owuld've mixed. However, used as it was, they didn't mix into Sarin as intended. Perhaps al little bit did, but it certainly didn't kill all sorts of poeple with the toxic gas as its original wartime design was intended. I think they found one other shell too that had some old trace of something in it. But, I was told BEFORE the war that Iraq had WMD, they said they destroyed them, but now can't prove they destroyed them. I was told BEFORE the WAR that he had hard evidence of Itaq's attempt to buy uranium, of their mobile chemical faiclities, of their chemical storage bunkers... all of which have been proven FALSE. If one or two shells is all they can find, then YOU give ME a break. That is not proof of a WMD program. That's proof that one or two slipped through through the cracks, or that some rogue person stole them from Saddam BEFORE the rest were destroyed. If there was some huge, secret, hidden stockpile the insurgents/terrorists/whatever had access to, do you really think they'd be using them so sparingly?

    Let me repeat. I am not a terrorist. I'm not a Republican. I'm ont a Democrat. I vote for candidates who share my views with the issues I deem most important at the time (when I feel the need to follow a single group, I choose a good baseball team and stick with them.) I just can't believe that every where I turn, everyone is so polarized on their beleifs abotu the so-called facts, and no one is willing to discuss them. All of your points are valid, but only partially so -- and the only way I know how to balance that is by presenting partial facts from the opposing point of view. Reality is probably somewhere inbetween.

  193. Re:Facts? What facts? by RobNich · · Score: 1
    It's relavent becausethe grandparent post implied that there were more attacks in Iraq than at home
    It's NOT relevant at all, because the attack on the WTC was before the war in Iraq started. If the implication was that the war is attracting terrorists that would otherwise be attacking the US, then an attack that happened before the war is NOT relevant to the discussion.

    they aren't necessarily terrorists either
    Their methods in Iraq are not necessarily terrorism, although there seems to be plenty of that as well. Just because they are picking up weapons doesn't mean they wouldn't otherwise be conducting terrorist attacks in the US.

    THe sense I Get is from hearing interviews of Iraqi's on the street. Yes, those interviews came through the media and might have been edited. The general sense in those interviews, however, is that they're glad that Saddam is gone, but are still worried about security, joblessness, etc. Unexployment is significantly up.
    Which is exactly what one should expect in a warzone where the government is being replaced. Undoubtedly there were plenty of government jobs that ended when the government was overthrown. There things always happen--jobs are lost, jobs are created. Regardless, the people are far better off without Hussein in power.

    there were some 37 deaths in the prisons. 9 are still under investigation. Others were ruled "justifiable homicide".
    According to the actual data I can find:
    Of the 37 deaths, 32 occurred in Iraq and five in Afghanistan. Investigators have determined that 15 of the deaths resulted from natural causes. Eight more were justifiable homicides that occurred during four prison riots, two were homicides, and three died outside of prison. One homicide involved a soldier who shot a prisoner throwing rocks at him. The other involved a CIA officer interrogating a prisoner in Afghanistan.
    Of the nine suspicious deaths under investigation, six were prisoners in Iraq -- including two at Abu Ghraib -- and three were prisoners in Afghanistan.

    There are far worse track records in individuals prisons all over the world, notably China and even the US. There is no way this could be construed as a pattern.

    I was told BEFORE the WAR that he had hard evidence of Itaq's attempt to buy uranium
    A simple google search will show you that there was no such statement made. ...of their mobile chemical faiclities, of their chemical storage bunkers... all of which have been proven FALSE.
    None of which have been proven false. These are things which were stated by defected Iraqi scientists or were found by UN inspectors. Keep in mind that it is well known that Iraq had a number of items, and that is why Hussein was ordered to account for the weapons that he had or had destroyed. If Hussein really did destroy them, he could have simply done this. He probably sold or gave them to another state or organization, otherwise, why would he refuse to provide this list?
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  194. Re:Stupid? No. Dangerous, certainly. by stanmann · · Score: 1

    If you aren't the kook you appear to be,

    and You truly want to gain this knowledge, and you are of average intelligence as measured on Slashdot, Then apply for government work in an area that will place you in direct contact with the knowledge you wish to gain.

    Just remember that just because its a secret doesn't make it interesting. for example, my credit cards and banking information are closely guarded secrets, but they aren't interesting to the average person walking down the street.

    do you really think the government's secrets are that much more exciting than yours??

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    Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed