Well, no, probably not.
KSRs can be really cool - I participated in the Port Townsend, WA, KSR a few times in the '90s - some really cool engineering and fun folks.
Q: Ahem. Yes. I suppose you did have that at the end, but for the bulk of the film you have to admit it did seem aimed toward a younger demographic...
A: Yes. It's much like a trap, you see. I lure them in with the cute creatures and bright colors. Here, little girl. Look at the funny alien with his floppy ears! Look at the cute little boy in his rocket car! Then BAM!! Look at the charred bodies! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THE BLACK CARNIVAL OF HORROR YOU WERE BORN INTO!!! You can stop crying now, little girl. For today, you have become a man.
Q: Soooooo..... um, following that track, I have heard other critics say the opposite, that your films feature too much clean, casual killing. I personally think that's an empty criticism. It's logical that if you're making films about an interstellar war, you must show the unfortunate results in terms of lost lives and...
A: Not really. I just get a pure, almost sexual thrill from depicting death. Death and I are old lovers. We shall meet again some day, in an eternal embrace. Soon.
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It's a shame, really, as "Following Bill Gates' Linux Attack Monkey" would have been a much more interesting story.
Well, no, probably not. KSRs can be really cool - I participated in the Port Townsend, WA, KSR a few times in the '90s - some really cool engineering and fun folks.
Stephan Ulamec is an anagram for
A SEA PUNCH MELT!!!
C'mon, folks! This is proof positive that Bu$h is behind this!
He WANTS TO PUNCH AND MELT THE SEA!!!! We're all gonna die!!!
now where did I put that tinfoil hat?
8 Things You Didn't Know About Return of the King
Quoted from the George Lucas Interview:
Q: Ahem. Yes. I suppose you did have that at the end, but for the bulk of the film you have to admit it did seem aimed toward a younger demographic...
A: Yes. It's much like a trap, you see. I lure them in with the cute creatures and bright colors. Here, little girl. Look at the funny alien with his floppy ears! Look at the cute little boy in his rocket car! Then BAM!! Look at the charred bodies! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THE BLACK CARNIVAL OF HORROR YOU WERE BORN INTO!!! You can stop crying now, little girl. For today, you have become a man.
Q: Soooooo..... um, following that track, I have heard other critics say the opposite, that your films feature too much clean, casual killing. I personally think that's an empty criticism. It's logical that if you're making films about an interstellar war, you must show the unfortunate results in terms of lost lives and...
A: Not really. I just get a pure, almost sexual thrill from depicting death. Death and I are old lovers. We shall meet again some day, in an eternal embrace. Soon.
He pauses to take a long drag off his cigarette.
Oh, if only I had died in the womb.
ALL the articles on PWOT are parodies.
erm . . . Hello?
Is this thing on?
Anyone?