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Melting Europa

amigoro writes "After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice sheet and explore the purported ocean below the crust. The plan seems to be to find Life there. But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

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  1. Hmmmm. by Sevn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hippy.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems every post here is negative..... ahhh leave the guy maybe he;s having a bad hair day.

    2. Re:Hmmmm. by Garridan · · Score: 1, Funny

      Monoverbojudgementalist!

      Umm... look! It's an elephant!
      *zing*

    3. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MonoNOUNojudgementalist?

    4. Re:Hmmmm. by Garridan · · Score: 1

      The latin "verbum" means "word". Besides, mononouno has too many vowels. Far too silly.

    5. Re:Hmmmm. by OS24Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no, no. You got it all wrong.

      Say it with me now.

      DAMN HIPPIES!

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    6. Re:Hmmmm. by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are ...

      Hippy

      Maybe not a hippy, but what in the world was the point of mentioning contaminated Oceans [sic]?

      And why is that word capitalized?

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    7. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Oceans are Important to Hippies.

    8. Re:Hmmmm. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well. I'm sure there's no email harvesting tools that end up on slashdots main page with a mailto: link to his email..

      real smart you know, I wonder if he uses just 1 email address for everything to save electricity.

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    9. Re:Hmmmm. by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      is it just me... or does "Melting Europa" sound like a bad Lifetime movie?

    10. Re:Hmmmm. by aojay · · Score: 0

      The car's on fire And there's no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows

  2. Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by torpor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... what is it, 'lets all talk about Sedna' week in America, or something?

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    1. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by HeghmoH · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, it was just discovered, you know.

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    2. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      (And my culture probably sounds funny in another language)
      But where I come from, the name sounds like a combination of the names "Senga"* and "Edna", neither of which seem particularly goddess-like.


      * and yes, "Senga" really is "Agnes" backwards

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    3. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it has been tracked for over 15 years, so it really hasn't just been discovered.

    4. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... what is it, 'lets all talk about Sedna' week in America, or something?

      It is big news in the election year over here. John Kerry claims that the leaders of Sedna have secretly endorsed him!

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    5. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rumor has it that John Kerry secretly holds a large portfolio of stock in companies that produce California Champagne.

    6. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is big news in the election year over here. John Kerry claims that the leaders of Sedna have secretly endorsed him!

      I can't help it... I can't help it.. *tries to pull hands away from the keyboard*

      I, for one, welcome our new Sednian overlords.

      There, I've said it. Score -1 Offtopic. Next, please.

    7. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by FroMan · · Score: 0, Troll

      You mean its not just Kim Jong Il and Saddam that endorsed him? I mean why else wouldn't he tell us who supports him?

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    8. Re:Sedna, Sedna, Sedna ... by www+www+www · · Score: 1
      It is big news in the election year over here. John Kerry claims that the leaders of Sedna have secretly endorsed him!

      Ah, proof there is life -- intelligent life -- on the new planet!

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  3. Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jeez, can you get any more bias worked into your message?

    1. Re:Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that but he makes a presumption that we'll be releasing radioactive agents (presumably acidentally). Anyone bother mentioning to this fellow that Europa is constantly bombarded with deadly radiation from Jupiter?

      Amigoro: Please put down the bong for a good hour before your next slashdot submission, please.

    2. Re:Biased Poster? by levik · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, really... And it's not like the Europeans are even on the endangered species list...

      Geez....

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    3. Re:Biased Poster? by helix400 · · Score: 1

      It's stories like this that helped inspire my sig

    4. Re:Biased Poster? by rupert2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, that article was completely Fair and Balanced

    5. Re:Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, still waiting for some tinfoil hat wearer to crack a Bush joke here ..

    6. Re:Biased Poster? by versionthirteen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that everyone should stop flaming this poster for bringing up a valid point. How much is knowledge worth. Are we destorying the things we wish to study b/c of our irreverence for the lives we hold in our hands? Besides, you should really be making fun of how that probe looks like a giant metal wang.

    7. Re:Biased Poster? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      How much is knowledge worth>

      The real question is not that but how much stupidity costs......

    8. Re:Biased Poster? by binarybum · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I have trouble believing that /. editors could not locate a less biased posting containing the same link. This post has really crossed the line from biased to plain old inaccurate. The article does not make mention of our contaminated ocean, and especially does not imply that that the people developing this melting probe are responsible for this unrelated issue. It's about as arbitrary and nasty as starting off with, "after killing thousands of innocents in Hiroshima,..."

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    9. Re:Biased Poster? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Yeah, really... And it's not like the Europeans are even on the endangered species list...

      Yet. The way things are going, they'll be put on it and an Environmental Impact Report will be required just before it lands.

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    10. Re:Biased Poster? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down, -1 Insulting Slashdot

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    11. Re:Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mod parent down, -1 Insulting Slashdot

      You must be new here. Oh wait...

    12. Re:Biased Poster? by !3ren · · Score: 1

      This "Space Wang" will destroy us all!

    13. Re:Biased Poster? by Bl33d4merican · · Score: 1

      Everyone is biased.

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    14. Re:Biased Poster? by Duarh · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure you can, but you'd have to be trying very, very hard. Honestly, this is one of the least intelligent posts I've read on slashdot. . . First of all, the chances of 'contaminating' Europa to any detectable extent are worse than infinitesimal - you're more likely to run Windows for 20 years, play a thousand different games and run a thousand different programs on it and have it crash not once. The worst damage a probe could do would be to remain there as a dead pile of metal. 'Radioactive heater' indeed. Even if a probe had a full-scale nuclear submarine engine and it split completely open, it could only leak some contamination into Europa that would go by unnoticed with the kind of volume that moon has, or splatter stuff on its surface. With the kind of small radiation source a probe could utilize, a person could probably spend days holding it in his/her hands and not get significant adverse effects. Diluted over a volume, it would be completely insignificant. And, once for all, radioactive heaters CANNOT explode in thermonuclear blasts! Nuclear power plants cannot explode in thermonuclear blasts! There only thing that can happen in either case is the core being opened to the environment in some way, leaking contamination. But this technical argument is just a small issue compared to the main problem with the post, the kind of greenie sentimentalism I hate just so much. First a statement of how the evil we have contaminated the world's Oceans (hic), which apparently is a mortal sin - humanity, after all, are not allowed to develop and live better if there's danger of hurting a fish, we should all still be starving and drowning in filth as beggars in the Gange - but then it moves on to imply that we're going to be even more evil by _contaminating a moon on which we haven't yet even set foot_! Apparently, we're going to change the state of Europa from the 'right' state of being - defined by its current state - to a 'contaminated' one if we add anything to it. But we don't even know what it's current state is! We've no reason whatsoever to think that Europa would be better or worse off with 'contamination' - you can talk in those terms only where you have intelligent life that can exist better in certain conditions. There _is_ no right way for Europa to be. Morally, it does not exist. We can utilize its resources if it has any and we'll be moral, and we can leave it alone and we'll be moral - only very very dumb. Again, there is no morality where there is no intelligent life. Killing fishes by pollution is a bad thing only because it harms people. Even if it is mean to the fish that she be killed, if it should be to feed humanity, let the fish die. Europa - unless it bears intelligent life, which is unlikely but not impossible - is nothing more than chemicals. By 'polluting' chemicals, you just get new chemicals. You might destroy something useful that way, but that wouldn't be pollution, that would just be a plain old mistake.

    15. Re:Biased Poster? by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Do
      you
      know
      what
      the
      enter
      key
      is
      for?

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    16. Re:Biased Poster? by Duarh · · Score: 0

      :) yeah, sorry. I'm working on a bloody stupid old Mac that won't separate paragraphs even when I enter double paragraph breaks between them, as I found out.

    17. Re:Biased Poster? by Troed · · Score: 1

      Watch Europe telling Microsoft to break up XP, then watch how it will only take Bush seconds to MAKE Europeans an endangered species.

      (If you mod me as anything but insightful, bookmark this and come back a week or so after March 22)

    18. Re:Biased Poster? by randomencounter · · Score: 1

      Eh? I wish to study how well humans can survive on other planets. Call me speciesist if you will, but my primary concern for other lifeforms is how useful they can be to humans. If "Life on [Mars|Europa|Venus|Sedna]" gets in the way of enhancing the survivability of humanity, I have a problem with it.

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    19. Re:Biased Poster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had modpoint, I would moderate your post -1 Offtopic.

    20. Re:Biased Poster? by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, didn't mean to flame. Just trying to be cute. :)

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    21. Re:Biased Poster? by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      Its okay, when CowboyNeal dupes it the headline will be much better!

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    22. Re:Biased Poster? by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      You know, I was agreeing with you until you started going after the environmentalists like that. The fact that some environmentalists (possibly even most) are sentimentalists and non-objective activists, doesn't mean that all environmentalists are so, or that environmental issues are unimportant. I really hate how some right-wing extremists (radicals?) say that anyone who is an environmentalist is a sissy, grass-smoking hippie and extremist. Not true. I would also add that probably most right-wingers or anti-environmentalists are equally sentimental and unobjective activists for their cause. I cannot agree with you that killing fish by polution is a bad thing only because it harms people. It would seem that you would say that torturing (you know, there are countless ways of prolonging pain with only a pair of pliers and a blow torch...) an utterly useless creature, is a morally neutral act. It cannot simply be that such an act perverts the torturer (or witnesses to the act) because this arguments precludes the idea that such an act is wrong to begin with.

    23. Re:Biased Poster? by Duarh · · Score: 1

      Going after a fish with a blowtorch or any other kind of _pointless_ act that results in damage to the environment is certainly not what I was talking about. What bugs me is the environmentalists who value animal above man - the guys who'd rather see a human being suffer than a mouse. There's certainly nothing moral about animal torture. However, although I'd call it sick, I wouldn't call it immoral.

  4. Cripes by brotherscrim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do your arms get tired from hugging those trees that tightly?

    1. Re:Cripes by jnicholson · · Score: 5, Funny

      The big black monolith might get us if we do that!

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    2. Re:Cripes by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Do your arms get tired from hugging those trees that tightly?"

      Tired arms I can deal with, its the crotch splinters which are the real problem.

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    3. Re:Cripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's more about science than anything else. If we contaminate something now, it means there is a risk we won't be able to have valid scientific data in the future. The chances are slim, but in a world where some people can win in a lottery, anything is possible. So let's think before doing something.

    4. Re:Cripes by velo_mike · · Score: 4, Funny
      Tired arms I can deal with, its the crotch splinters which are the real problem

      Err, it's hug, not hump, it's a common mistake...

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    5. Re:Cripes by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Funny
      The big black monolith might get us if we do that!
      Only if we're lucky...it might evolve these Trolls into Gnomes. Not nearly as annoying, Gnome use real facts when posting about "Radioactive heaters"
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    6. Re:Cripes by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      "Tired arms I can deal with, its the crotch splinters which are the real problem."

      Crotch splinters nothing, try poison oak on your privates. :)

      This actually happened to a guy I went through Basic Training with back in the 80's. I don't know how he got it, I don't want to know. The poor bastard then had a severe reaction to the medication that they used to treat it. The rest of us graduated while he was in the hospital recovering. Some folks just can't win I guess.

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    7. Re:Cripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Err, it's hug, not hump, it's a common mistake...

      It certainly is.

    8. Re:Cripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the monolith does exist, why do this melting game at all? Afterall jupiter is going to become lucifer soon. (2061 is not far away, seriously :) )

    9. Re:Cripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Next you will be telling me I shouldn't be shaving the whales.

  5. Forget them by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care if we mess up their planet, I hate those arrogant Europeans.

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    1. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Their ancestors did a great job messing up this planet after all..

    2. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah right, those goddamn Africans.

    3. Re:Forget them by Gubbe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Better arrogant than stupid, you idiot ame^H^H^H^H earthling!

    4. Re:Forget them by jwdb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You know, you may have said that as a joke, but Europeans say exactly the same thing about Americans, and they mean it (although not as strongly as 'hate', more dislike)... :(

      Jw

    5. Re:Forget them by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, Europeans hate Americans because they think Americans think they're superior to Europens. Americans hate Europeans because they suspect Europeans know they're superior to Americans. And around it goes...

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    6. Re:Forget them by Dylan2000 · · Score: 1

      But we *are* superior to them.

      (count how many "hell, yeah!"s I get before someone stops to question whether I'm European or American)

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    7. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Geez it's a joke. I don't hate (or even dislike) Europeans in general. In my mind, anyone who's willing to label all people from a continent and denounce them as inferior needs to meet a few people from outside his/her local community.

    8. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Europeans don't do anything 'strongly'. They're too busy having month long vacations and mid-work naps.

    9. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      arrogant US-ish... find your WeOfMaDe before u send them to Ira^H^H^HEurope.

    10. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to say 'yeah, but the ones who stuck it out and stayed in Europe are different.'

      Then I thought about it a bit. Those were the ones who sat around in their salons driving the market for beaver pelts and buffalo hides, funding the 'exploiters' overseas to do their bidding.

      So never mind.

    11. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you liberals are pussies alright. In America, we NEVER say dislike. We hate you guys.

    12. Re:Forget them by [ella] · · Score: 0
      And whom are you referring to ?

      The Brits who managed to rule half of the world in the most arrogant way?

      The French whose colonial politics showed arrogance?

      The Belgians, who were oppressed for ages, but who managed to have an arrogant colonial past. The Germans and Italians who... ?

      Or are you just trying to generalise and give an opinion on Europeans in general. Yes? Well, That is arrogant

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    13. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Their ancestors" are also yours !!!
      It's something American people often easily forget ! Except the Italian & Irish communities in NY perharps ;D

    14. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's referring to all of them....

      Who, some centuries ago, invaded a virgin land and killed 50 millions people to create the so great "America"... (south and north america, no difference).

    15. Re:Forget them by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Actually the 50 million people wasnt killed by the invadeds but mostly by carried diseases, and later by ... americans!

    16. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the Vikings who discovered America, invaded many parts of europe and burned their way to the middle east a long time before any so called crusades.

      Norse Power =)

    17. Re:Forget them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the smart, capable pioneering people have kept going west. They left Europe by the 18th century. The left the East Coast in the 19th century.

      All the available evidence suggests that once they hit California they kept going and drowned in the Pacific.

    18. Re:Forget them by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Europeans hate Americans because they think Americans think they're superior to Europens. Americans hate Europeans because they suspect Europeans know they're superior to Americans. And around it goes...

      Ahem...who saved who in the great wars??????

  6. Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In all seriousness, why does it matter? This sounds like a lot of money to spend on a "maybe." I've wondered this for a while now, and I'd like to hear someone explain why this search for life is so crucial. I feel there might be better ways to spend the money, and better ways or opportunities to discover life on other planets/celestial bodies.

    1. Re:Question... by nberardi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we should start spending more money on the search for intelligent life on earth, because this article poster contributes to the notion that their is none.

    2. Re:Question... by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who's more the troll, the troll or the troll who responds?

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      If you were to strike that troll down, he would become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

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    4. Re:Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not trolling. I seriously would like to read someone's thoughts on this topic. Just because I'm challenging you to think about it doesn't mean that I'm trying to piss you off. That's your own decision.

      (Now this one is much more troll than my original post)

    5. Re:Question... by Bucko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In all seriousness, the human animal has been wondering about his place in the universe ever since the human animal became the human animal, and the answer to "is there life other-where" is an important component, yes?

      It may be a lot of money, and there may be more important ways to spend it (for some definitions of 'important', anyway), but to not seek the answer is to deny an important part of our humanness.
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    6. Re:Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess my concern is that the article (biased though it may be) suggests that such efforts are aimed at Europa because it 'might' have life.

      I'm very interested in discovering life elsewhere. But I cringe when someone suggests sending billions of dollars to damn near every planet or moon in the solar system just because it seems like it might have had life at some point.

      If there's some evidence pointing at Europa as a good candidate (more than the article describes), I'm unaware of it. Hence, the concern.

    7. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These aren't the trolls you're looking for.

      They can go about their business.

      MOVE ALONG!

    8. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel there might be better ways to spend the money, and better ways or opportunities to discover life on other planets/celestial bodies.

      You're on the spot. Let's hear some.

    9. Re:Question... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      For example:

      If we're going to look at Mars, leave no questions or doubts. Spend the money, answer the questions and come back satisfied that there IS/WAS life or that there ISN'T/WASN'T. Don't leave it up for debate. We'll only end up sending more missions and spending more money.

      Is there good evidence for Europa? Maybe. The article doesn't really describe any. It sounds like a hunch, and that's not a good investment. How much money are you willing to toss at a moon of Jupiter in order to answer the question of life on other planets? Is there another way of examining that question before we send a probe?

    10. Re:Question... by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      well, it does show evidence of liquid water below the surface...

      That's a pretty good indication that life could exist on it.

    11. Re:Question... by Hugh-know-who · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last time I checked, the only things you can do with money are spend it or not spend it. There are lots worse things it could be spent on. BTW, all your tax dollars allocated to space exploraton are spent right here on earth (on Europa they still don't take VISA), providing good high tech jobs and adding to sum of human knowledge.

    12. Re:Question... by Resaurtus · · Score: 1

      Well, I see two points in your post and will engage in a little interpreting here.

      1) Why are we spending money looking for life out yonder when there are better uses for it?

      2) Is this the best way to spend money looking for like out yonder?

      I broke it into those two because I see no way to call looking for life in space anything other than a "maybe". Perhaps I am mis interpreting here.

      In answer to 1, I think looking for life is one of the more interesting space sciences available, and that anything driving us into space is a good thing. It would take me a while to develop my gut instinct into a thought out opinion, but I feel that the things we do on Earth there are vast areas of potentially useful technologies that are not being developed much. In the harsh conditions of space we have to really flex some engineering skills. There are areas of technology coming along fine via terrestrial applications (driven by things like medical needs, or warfare) but are we really working much on autonomous self-repairing robotics, or atmospheric recycling? After all, we can fix things here, but in space we need droids. Here we have few size contraints on treatment plants, etc... Maybe the investment isn't worth it in comparison to other investments we could make locally, we just need a hard problem to push against in my opinion, well, that or a competition.. both is better still, and with a China-U.S.A. space race looking like it might flare up, I think we are apt to get both.

      Now on to my bias in the answer, I have an intrinsic belief that trying to understand and, when possible, control the universe shold be the goal of humanity. I'd like to hope that our destiny is to occupy the stars, even if we never manage to travel between them as individuals. Failing that, perhaps machine intelligences can someday pick up where we failed.

      Question 2 is easier to answer, our scientists are looking for the best ways, if you have a better idea, offer it up. We need ideas.

    13. Re:Question... by tkg · · Score: 1

      But I cringe when someone suggests sending billions of dollars to damn near every planet or moon in the solar system just because it seems like it might have had life at some point.

      Forein aide generally helps pave the way to good forein relations. It's been a policy of our nation for nearly a century.

    14. Re:Question... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Basically NASA is scared sh*tless of losing some of its massive annual grant, so is coming up with 'there might be life on...' stories every couple of weeks to keep the politicians happy.

      Nobody seriously believes there is life on mars, or europa for that matter (Arthur C Clarke not withstanding)... it's all politics.

    15. Re:Question... by jfdawes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The evidence: The liquid water under the ice.

      They "know" that it's there because the crack/stress patterns visible in the ice could "only" have been produced if the ice was floating.
      (Yes yes, they don't really know it - they are guessing, but they are well informed guesses).
      Liquid water means that there is a good chance for life - the temperature is reasonable, there's oxygen, etc etc.
      The article doesn't describe it because it's a very well accepted/established conjecture that liquid water means a high probability of life (go google for "water is life")

      And when it comes down to it, no there is no other way of examining the question before sending a probe. That is the nature of a "conjecture". Scientific evidence suggests that there is a high probability of life there, but we're never going to know for sure if we never go look.

    16. Re:Question... by CycoChuck · · Score: 1

      the human animal

      I don't mean to make fun of you, but that comment makes you sound like an ape from The Planet of the Apes.

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    17. Re:Question... by techcntr · · Score: 1

      I think it's important to look at exactly how much money we're talking here. I know this was a European roject, but I'm familiar with NASA's budget so I'm going to reference that.

      A probe like this one is going to cost in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Let's say $500 million.

      Nasa's yearly budget is $15 billion.

      Seems like a lot of money. But then consider that the entire US budget is approximately $1.8 trillion. NASA's entire budget is a measly 0.7% of that. And this probe, if NASA were doing it, would therefore be... 0.03% of the federal budget.

      We spend 50% of the federal budget on social programs. Adding another 0.03% isn't going to change anything. Heck, we lose more than 0.03% of the federal to lost productivity from people reading slashdot too much.

    18. Re:Question... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      You might also look at it as $2/each for Americans, although the scientific benefit goes to all. To me, it's definitely worth that.

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    19. Re:Question... by raodin · · Score: 1

      Because there is likely liquid water beneath the ice, and there are also likely some hydrothermal vents in that water. Its been theorized that these are the sort of conditions that life on earth first formed in.

    20. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the spelling in the above further helps the cause . . .

    21. Re:Question... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 0

      Yeah. There's intelligent life here on earth *now* and we're letting it go without clean water, medical care, housing and adequete education - areas which I am sure would be greatful to receive the kind of largesse that would be spent on such a mission. Oh well, I'm sure we can get the money from the defence piggy-bank... right, guys? Right??

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    22. Re:Question... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      One Troll moderation has been M2'ed as "UNFAIR". I don't see a problem with espousing a valid point of view that I happen to disagree with. In additiona, your posting history doesn't indicate common trolling anywhere.

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    23. Re:Question... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's intelligent life here on earth *now* and we're letting it go without clean water, medical care, housing and adequete education

      You can help save intelligent life here on Earth by donating to the World Food Programme. The World Food Programme's donation page is here.

      Incidentally, the U.S. Government is the largest donor:

      In 2000, the USA was the most substantial donor, with more than US$796 million given to WFP activities. Japan was the second largest contributor, with almost US$260 million donated over the same period, followed by the European Commission with US$118 million.

      Oh well, I'm sure we can get the money from the defence piggy-bank... right, guys?

      The Department of Health and Human Services received about 501 billion dollars in 2003 compared with the 388 billion that the Department of Defense received. Look here.

      If you're in the U.S. and want to do more to help locally right now, try here. Remember, there are people in your local community that are suffering just as much as other people around the world. If we all help locally, we all help globally.

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    24. Re:Question... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      The 'troll' is the act of placing a comment or article in an online form to incite rage in a responder. The person who places said comment is a 'troller.' He is 'trolling' for comments from the kind who will 'strike on the bait.'

      I guess the person who responds is a big stupid fish flipping around in the bottom of the boat (or hanging alongside the boat on a stringer).

      Neither one is a 'troll.'

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    25. Re:Question... by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1
      Nobody seriously believes there is life on mars, or europa for that matter (Arthur C Clarke not withstanding)... it's all politics.
      Why do you say that? And for your informations they are looking for signs past life on Mars. I believe there is possible life within our solar system. Thing is we might miss it completely because we are looking for life as we know it. Carbon based cellular reproductive life. Anycase if we always said "That money could be better spent elsewhere" then all cultures would have no art, we would still be in the dark ages in many sciences. You never know what may come of this. Lots of money has been invested in computers this has an indirect result of benifiting human kind in multiple ways like the genome projects. You never know. If we find life on other planets we can better understand the origins of life and that will in turn help us cure illnesses here on earth. Unless you are a biblical creationist then the concept of finding other life is very benificial and if you are a creationist it just shatters your whole world.
    26. Re:Question... by sonali · · Score: 1

      So say we find life, what are we going to do then? How (and what) are we going to communicate to these Europans? I seriously hope that we have a fool-proof plan to get back information to Erath. I can't help but remember "Space Odyssey"!

    27. Re:Question... by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a few mod points at your side, kid.

    28. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody's tried to explain it for you yet because you don't matter. Remember that.
      You don't get an explanation, so lose that sense of entitlement.

    29. Re:Question... by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Eventually common use supercedes dictionary definitions. Yeah, people use "trolling" when they mean "trawling", as in fish. Somehow, the confusion between someone looking for an angry response and the lives-under-a-bridge-troll seems appropriate, however.

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  7. It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

    Awww, don't look so down. I'm sure there are plenty of other snide quips to be made about our foolish, short-sighted engineers wiping out Life As We Don't Know It.

    Consider the possibility of a dihydrogen monoxide leak, for example...

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    1. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by jabex · · Score: 1

      was gonna say this too, thanks

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    2. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

      Yeah, but that's *natural* radiation, not the unhealthy manmade stuff.

      Wait, I see a tree that needs a hug. See ya!

    3. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Paddyish · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Bingo. Cosmic radiation in general makes all of the nuclear-powered devices we create look about as harmful as a flashlight.

      If there is anything down there on Europa, it will probably eat the nuclear leakage for dinner and come back for seconds.

    4. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by jabex · · Score: 2, Informative

      more info: Space Daily "...ultraviolet radiation from the Sun and Jupiter's powerful magnetic cloud strip the water ice to make whatever oxygen has been found haloing Europa to a distance of 125 miles above the frozen pack."

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    5. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by mikerich · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'd like to see the leaky probe that could rival Jupiter itself in bombarding Europa with radiation.

      Except any life on Europa will have evolved away from that radiation since its protected by almost 20km of ice.

      The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment, but then if the floor of the Europan ocean is anything like the black smokers of Earth's oceans any life should be used to heavy metals.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    6. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cosmic radiation in general makes all of the nuclear-powered devices we create look about as harmful as a flashlight.

      That's right. The residents of Chernobyl have always been more concerned with cosmic radiation than their reactor. It's just those tree-hugging Western Europeans that got upset about the meltdown. Same goes for the Japanese who were bombed in WWII. Or something like that.

    7. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by murdocj · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment

      The real threat of contamination is that unless the probe is absolutely, completely sterilized we'll never be sure whether life we find on Europa was "native" or came from Earth. Any other contamination of radiation, heavy metals, etc etc etc is irrelevant... it's not like one probe is going to contaminate the entire moon.

    8. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same goes for the Japanese who were bombed in WWII.

      Between 30,000 and 100,000 Germans were killed in the Dresden firestorm in WWII.

      I guess we should give up fire, too?

      Kee-rist.

    9. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals leaching into the environment, but then if the floor of the Europan ocean is anything like the black smokers of Earth's oceans any life should be used to heavy metals.

      Suppose we look at the worst-case scenario. There's life on Europa to endanger. Probe melts through. Probe lands on sea floor. Probe just happens to land near a vent with a population of living organisms, where it fails catastrophically and spews its deadly cargo.

      Folks, Europa's oceans are big and deep. We're talking about a volume of water that exceeds all the water on Earth by an order of magnitude. If the Europan ecosystem is fragile enough to be destroyed by anything humans can put in a package small enough to send to the seafloor, life on Europa would either be undetectable -- because there's so little of it that the odds of landing on it are nearly zero, or life on Europa would already be extinct.

      Look at Earth. We detonated atomic bombs both above and below the ocean surface, spraying tons of transuranics into our seas and atmosphere. It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.

      If life doesn't exist on Europa, who cares - there's nothing to contaminate.

      If life does exist on Europa, and there's so little of it that we can't find it, odds are our probe isn't going to harm it, because we're going to be thousands of miles and trillions of gallons of water away from it. No harm.

      If life exists on Europa and it's sufficiently omnipresent in the Europan biosphere that our probe lands on enough of lifeforms to detect them, then it won't matter if the probe is made out of tofu from sustainably-grown soy fields, or if it contains a nuclear bomb that detonates and vaporizes everything within 10 miles -- a Europan biosphere, like the Terran one, is big enough to take anything we're capable of throwing at it.

    10. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by CrackHappy · · Score: 0

      Oh crap - are you telling me that dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous? Damn... I should stop snorting that up my nose I think. I've heard if you ingest enough of it you can die.

      Are there any "detox" clinics available for this terrible substance? I think I need to end my dependence on it now.

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    11. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Paddyish · · Score: 3, Informative
      The residents of Chernobyl would have been tiny smoldering piles of ash if they'd faced the full strength of Jupiter's radiation. Not that it matters, really.

      Bringing weapons and disasters into the nuclear power argument is useless - a lot of things that we currently use to generate power on a large scale (petroleum, coal, hydro dams, fission, Cowboyneal's toenail clippings) create nasty waste and have the potential for environmental and human disaster. You buy into that risk, like it or not, if you use electricity from the grid.

    12. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look at Earth. We detonated atomic bombs both above and below the ocean surface, spraying tons of transuranics into our seas and atmosphere. It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.

      Especially convenient is the fact that after a few hours of diving there you grow your own flippers.

      I keed, I keed.

    13. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Up until the plutonium-bodied aliens land on earth with their body temperatures of 800 degrees C. ...Funny how everything they touch seems to die...

    14. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i listen to heavy metal all the time

    15. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you.

      People have so little sense of perspective.

      The sort of people worried about contaminating a planet-sized body with a meters-long probe are the same sort of people who argue evolution can't possibly take place (in our universe of trillions of stars) because it's statistacally "one in a million".

      TW

    16. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coudl be worse, the probe could be bringing Christian Rock tapes.

    17. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

      one of the best posts I've ever read on Slashdot.

      bravo.

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    18. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>One minute with Google would have disclosed
      >>plenty of information to rebut that ridiculous
      >>claim. I guess the truth isn't important to
      >>some people.

      Uh, dude? Couldn't spend a minute yourself on Google to back up your claim?

      Now that, my "woeful"ly ignorant friend, is "ridiculous."

    19. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Wehesheit · · Score: 0

      and yours is where? It took so little googling that you produced not one link?

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    20. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Epistax · · Score: 1

      You haven't completely assumed the worst case.
      ...they want revenge.

      (/joke)

    21. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't the same people. You can scientifically prove that a tiny probe can't possibly cause any more damage than the enormous amount of radiation bombarding a planetoid easily. However, you can't easily prove an occurance (or zillions of them in sequence) in pre-history. You can postulate that they occured, and prove that teeny, tiny steps are possible (minor mutation), but much of the process of evolution has yet to be proved possible, much less proven that it occured before. When you're able to take a bundle of organic chemicals and form it into some bacterium, give me a call.

    22. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You claim ignorance, yet you fail to realize that people are not lifeforms. Some how the fact that the bikini atoll is still alive with MULTITUDES of organisms means nothing because "people" were affected. What is suitable for PEOPLE is not what is suitable for ALL life forms. We just happen to be one of the more adaptable ones that can live many different places. THE POINT is that LIFE is redundant, adaptable and can survive anything. This is not species but LIFE.

      This does not include the fact that the nuclear heating of the probe will be insignificant to the levels of radiation penetrating the surface of Europa from Jupiter. Yes the ice is thick, but radiation, especially at that level, gets through and most likely at higher quantities than we could introduce. Contaminating with microbes of our own planet will be far worse.

      And one more thing. Its not like radioactive isotopes are this rare species of element that is not found anywhere but where humans put it. Its everywhere. Hell your body is full of the stuff (carbon dating HELLO!!). Problems arise when given LONG TERM exposure or high doses (bombs). The heaters will not effect things significantly (besides those heaters are designed to survive exploding on launch...not going to happen)

    23. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by andreMA · · Score: 1

      No, I think you were the only person to make that association.

    24. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>That's right. The residents of Chernobyl have
      >>always been more concerned with cosmic
      >>radiation than their reactor.

      Yo, Mr. Dumbass? Pay attention next time the class discussion leads toward magnetic force effect on solar winds.

      >>Same goes for the Japanese who were bombed in
      >>WWII.

      Well, those bastards deserved it.

    25. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Informative
      > > It may have sucked to have been a coral at Bikini Atoll in the 50s, but the ecosystem didn't even blink, and in fact, the Atoll is one of the planet's greatest recreational diving sites.
      >
      > You're pretty ignorant, aren't you? Why not look at how the tests changed the lives of many of the people living around the test areas.

      I did say "It sucked to be there in the 50s". OK, so it also sucked to be a primate, as well a coral-secreting organism :-)

      > One minute with Google would have disclosed plenty of information to rebut that ridiculous claim.

      Yeah, he's trolling.

      But for those who might have fallen for his troll, sure. Just enter bikini atoll diving into Google.

      You get back dozens of sites, not the least of which include www.bikiniatoll.com and Pacific Island Travel, specifically touting the former nuclear test site as one of the world's premier dive locations.

    26. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > You haven't completely assumed the worst case.
      > ...they want revenge.
      >(/joke)

      The Europans, for many, should damn well better welcome their Terran radioactive robotic probe overlords :)

    27. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1
      Between 30,000 and 100,000 Germans were killed in the Dresden firestorm in WWII. I guess we should give up fire, too?

      Not fire, but perhaps incendiary bombs, or at least their use as terror weapons against civilians?

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    28. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      If life exists on Europa and it's sufficiently omnipresent in the Europan biosphere that our probe lands on enough of lifeforms to detect them, then it won't matter if the probe is made out of tofu from sustainably-grown soy fields, or if it contains a nuclear bomb that detonates and vaporizes everything within 10 miles -- a Europan biosphere, like the Terran one, is big enough to take anything we're capable of throwing at it.

      Yeah, you say that now, but when they look in the rubble, find the main probe (fallen from the surface when the explosion cracks it), and see a tag that says "Made in the USA" and start listening to our TV to find out where the USA is, well maybe then you'll be worried about bombing an alien race as a way of saying hi.

      Yep, that sounds like a B-rated movie, doesn't it? What the hell, send the bombs. :P

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    29. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Noren · · Score: 1
      A Virus has been synthesized from chemicals in a lab. Bacteria may follow.

      Science never proves anything- it works to find the hypothesis that best fits all the observed data. Proofs are for math.

    30. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by raodin · · Score: 1

      On earth, the atmosphere and magnetic field stop much of cosmic radiation. Europa likely has neither. And we don't have a giant planet pouring out radiation right next to us.

    31. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or at least their use as terror weapons against civilians?

      But it was teh Germans!!1!111

    32. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by TobySmurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As somebody who dived there in the past 10 years I can attest to the incredible multitude of life that is there now. Every square inch of "land" above sea level is covered by life, and what is under water is literally choked with plants and animals. It is amazing to behold, and it gives you an idea of just how adaptable and tough nature is.

    33. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good point. In addition, there are different levels of science. There's science like physics where reproducable experiments can be performed to verify a theory and predictions can be made and directly observed. Then there's historical science like evolution (NOT genetics), geology, etc. (not astronomy, since in this one case, historical events can be directly observed). I give a lot more credence to branches of science that can be verified in the present over ones that rely heavily on numerous assumptions, statistics, and few direct observations.

    34. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      There are wide-ranging estimates concerning the ice sheet thickness on Europa. Although the modern (small, multiple) warheads are now about 0.5 MT yield, if a 20-100 megaton bomb was small enough in 1960 to be dropped from a cargo plane, they could fit one like this onto a rocket now. I suggest performing a peacefull termonuclear test to settle the thickness question once for all. Let's peal Europa.

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    35. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      And 20 million Russians killed by starvation in WW2, maybe ban food? :-/

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    36. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, its rather more an indicator of how destructive we are. Whats special about Bikini ?
      No humans.

    37. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moron, people were joking about what killed people and last time I checked starving people didn't die from food, they died from a lack thereof.

      Maybe we should ban "no food" but that idea is about as retarded as, well I think you know who I am talking about.

    38. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      how about a beawolf cluster of Terran radioactive robotic probe overlords

    39. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      Science never proves anything- it works to find the hypothesis that best fits all the observed data.

      Um... God creating the Universe 6 thousand years ago is a hypothesis which fits all the observed data.
      Is it science?

    40. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      God creating the Universe 6 thousand years ago is a hypothesis which fits all the observed data.

      There is a long list of data that doesn't fit a 6000 year old universe. Or were you trolling?

    41. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Forget the probe...

      If life truly exists on Europa, then the principle of preemption takes precedence. We attack them before they attack us.

    42. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by sr180 · · Score: 1

      Especially convenient is the fact that after a few hours of diving there you grow your own flippers.

      Its the third eye that I found most beneficial.

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    43. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Humorless

    44. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      If there is anything down there on Europa, it will probably eat the nuclear leakage for dinner and come back for seconds.

      Umm, if something from Europa shows up asking for seconds, I'm sorta worried about what it's going do when we run out of nuclear sludge to feed it.

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    45. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You get back dozens of sites, not the least of which include www.bikiniatoll.com
      > and Pacific Island Travel, specifically touting the former nuclear test site as
      > one of the world's premier dive locations.

      Just don't eat any locally produced food. But it's ok, because if you buy imported food you should be ok.

    46. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      "The real threat of any contamination from a probe is not so much from radiation as from heavy metals " That's simple - just turn down the speakers so they don't hear it...

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    47. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Threni · · Score: 1

      --
      You get back dozens of sites, not the least of which include www.bikiniatoll.com and Pacific Island Travel, specifically touting the former nuclear test site as one of the world's premier dive locations.
      --

      Really? How suprising. It's not like they're trying to make money from the area or anything, is it?

      Perhaps you'd like to read this:
      http://www.enn.com/news/2004-03-03/s_13655. asp

    48. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The real threat of contamination is that unless the probe is absolutely, completely sterilized we'll never be sure whether life we find on Europa was "native" or came from Earth."

      That's not true at all. If anything (meaning bacteria) is found and it turns out to be S. epidermidis or some other common surface flora, no sensible person will believe it was resident on Europa.

    49. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by F34nor · · Score: 1

      You already have a third eye, its called you pineal gland. It is not part of your brain from a develomental standpoint rather a part of the soft palette. It is very eyelike and has a retina and a simple lens. It also regulates you wake/sleep cycle via a seperate light meter on your optic nerve called the SCN suprachiasmatic nucleus.

      What you ment to say was...

      Its the second penis I found most benefical.

    50. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by randomencounter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Does it really fit all the observed data? Because we have observed that the Earth appears to be 3-4 Billion years old and have found evidence of many events more than 6000 years ago.

      Now, I have heard the argument that HE created it that way, but that argument leads directly into the existential fallacy so I don't buy it.

      Creationism is a dogma with no predictive or postdictive power, therefore it is FALSE!

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    51. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      Because we have observed that the Earth appears to be 3-4 Billion years old and have found evidence of many events more than 6000 years ago.

      Incorrect. We did not observe Earth to be more than 6000 years old. We just observed evidence that according to most scienific theories indicates that Earth is over 6000 years old.

      Creationism is a dogma with no predictive or postdictive power, therefore it is FALSE!

      Human rights are a dogma with no predictive or postdictive power, therefore they are FALSE!

    52. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      There is a long list of data that doesn't fit a 6000 year old universe.

      Depends on your point of view. The theory that Earth was created like that 6000 years ago is perfectly self-consistent.

    53. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      "Human rights" is predictive and postdictive, it predicts that if you treat people in certain ways they will suffer, and if you treat them in other ways they will not. These predictions and postdictions are true to an alarming degree when you consider how much they are ignored.

      Your precious creationism does not even attempt to make any predictions as anything that happens is taken as fulfilling it, as does anything that has happened. This makes it a dogma rather then a hypothesis or theory as to be a proper hypothesis or theory something must be falsifiable. That is, there must be something that could potentially be observed that would be contrary to the hypothesis.

      For instance, if I were to observe a lead weight falling upward unassisted that would falsify Newton's Laws of motion (and a bunch of other stuff as well). If I were to observe butterflies springing up from carefully sterilized ground that would disprove whole branches of biology including evolution. These things can be imagined. An omnipotent diety could indeed cause them to happen. I'm waiting. Oh, but wait, he "will not be tested" and "will not prove himself". Sounds a lot like Archimedes Plutonium rather than an omniscient, omnipotent diety to me.

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    54. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You have succeeded in doing what only hundreds of millions of people have done before you: convinced yourself that arbitrary, totally unsubstantiated, and naturally negating belief is "as good as" coming to a conclusion based on observable, testable phenomena and predictive reasoning. Then, you "proved" this illogical, truly idiotic postulate to yourself by comparing two almost completely unrelated things - physical science and social law.

      What amazes me most is that "God" can never be tested nor questioned yet must be accepted. This in itself leads to a completely illogical, unsubstainable, totally non-predictive conclusion. By its very nature, the basis for Judeo-Christian religion negates any logical possibility of acceptance through proof. Without the proof, you must simply come to an arbitrary conclusion with no possibility for evidence to uphold that conclusion.

      Therefore, in the end, any basis for a religious conclusion that negates itself by stating that it cannot be tested is nothing more than a totally wild guess. The statement "Creationism is true" is no better from a logical, scientific perspective than simply combining random characters and presenting the result as a solution to the problem of life's origins. If you'd like to accept random, wild postulates, that's your perogative. Just don't try to make everybody else dumber by suggesting there's any basis for believing them.

      And, on one final note, this is one of the DUMBEST statements I've ever seen in my life:

      We just observed evidence that according to most scienific theories indicates that Earth is over 6000 years old.

      The suggestion that the 6000 year old earth view - with no sustainable evidence - is better than an observation resulting from a long string of scientific evidence pieced together across centuries of research just because there MIGHT be a flaw in an observation somewhere is so ridiculously, maddeningly stupid that I have to call into question the intelligence of anyone who would actually argue such a thing.

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    55. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, jupiter isn't sending packets of radioactive matter designed to penetrate the ice crust.
      Get back in your fucking hole nigger.

    56. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      I find this kindergarten level of discourse objectionable.

      You might consider not putting words in my mouth and not creating strawmen but actually thinking about what is being said.

    57. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Do you worry about the radioactive paint that makes your watch (some anyway) glow in the dark? No? The amount of radiation matters? wow...

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    58. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Well, sure... if element half-lives can be switched on arbitrarily. fossils planted, etc. Fails the Occams Razor test, tho.

      Assuming that a god set up the world to be effectively deceptive isn't a testible assumption, and thus a patently BAD theory.

      Believe what you like, but please don't try to warp science to support mythology.

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    59. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      "Human rights" is predictive and postdictive, it predicts that if you treat people in certain ways they will suffer, and if you treat them in other ways they will not.

      Ah, civil rights are not about suffering at all. You missed the boat on that one.

      I agree, falsifiability is an interesting concept. One can argue that a scientific theory has to be falsifiable.
      As far as dogma is concerned, isn't the belief in falsifiability a dogma?

    60. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      If we caught it the first time. Take this for consideration:

      A few stray E. Coli hitch a ride to Europa. The probe doesn't find any life whatsoever, since there was nothing there, and the E. coli we sent there by mistake are too few to register. But, as all these missions inevitably do, it does provoke questions that lead to a follow up mission.

      The follow up mission happens about ten or fifteen years later. Those E. coli have had that time (at three generations per hour, if they continue to divide at the rate on earth, this is about 250,000 to 400,000 generations) in a very stressfull environment (which is known to promotes mutation in life "as we know it") that is saturated with radiation above and beyond anything on Earth (which some bacteria can still survive, and which promotes more mutation).

      It's entirely possible that what we find the second time would not look like anything we're familiar with at first glance, although 250,000 generations probably isn't enough to completely erase signs of the genetic link between E. coli and the Europan strain. The first time we find the life, we'll think it's native, and since we didn't expect to find anything substantial after the first mission, the second probe only had rudimentary biological facilities, so all we know for sure is that there is a strain of prokaryote on Europa with simmilar structures to bacteria from Earth.

      So, the third mission is sent - another ten or fifteen years pass - to do a genetic analysis of the Europan strain. By this time, the bacteria have had twenty to thirty years (500,000 to 750,000 generations) to adapt, and fifteen years set in our minds as ET, before we realize that we contaminated Europa.

      The same thing could be going on on Mars even now - or could have started decades ago, for all we know: Bacteria from Earth, carried by mistake on our spacecraft, struggling for survival. They'll only start to spread and be discovered after they've mutated in some way that makes them able to thrive in the environment (and then, they need time to spread to where the newer probes are, since none of them have landed in the same areas as the old Viking probes).

    61. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      At their essence human rights (as distinguished from civil rights) are about reducing suffering. Remember, it was human rights (not even a "scientific theory" I would add) that you brought up as a counterpoint. Civil rights are about control. Mostly who has it and who doesn't.

      As far as dogma is concerned, isn't the belief in falsifiability a dogma?

      It is a tool, and a rather useful one at that. If you haphazardly accept propositions that are not disprovable you can end up believing in all sorts of things that are counter-survival. At some point you have to give up because you have to start somewhere, but in my considered opinion Creationism is way across the line of acceptability.

      It's not even that I don't believe in God as such, but the conceit that humans ("created in God's image" even) are incompetent to understand the universe and look for the maker's toolmarks or lack therof is totally unacceptable.

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    62. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      What does god have to do with any of the things we are discussing?

      My point is that science is also built on dogma, which may not now be obvious to us any longer. We universally believe in it now because it turns out to be very effective in solving many problems as long as they are in some sense simple.

      But remember, people lived for many thousands of years without scientific thinking and the scientific method and falsifiability were not at all obvious to them although they were just as smart (if not smarter) as we are now.

      To reiterate, what makes science possible is a particular philosophical belief, which turns out (unlike, say, black magic) to be effective for curing disease and doing other interesting things.

    63. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by bhurt · · Score: 1

      It's the falsifiability that makes it usefull for solving problems (curing diseases,etc.). Unlike other Dogmas, science doesn't provide the answers- it only provides the means to find the answers.

      An interesting observation is that the theorem "the scientific method is an effective way of understanding the universe" is, itself, a falsifiable theorem, and thus can be investigated scientifically. We can perform experiments and get data telling us wether it's true or not. Actually doing this is left as exercise to the student (hint: consider the historical record).

    64. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      Not a whole lot, except for being the core of the Creationist idea. In the absence of (a|the) god there is no ID/Creationism.

      As for living "without science", science is just a formalisation of problem solving and investigative methods that likely go back to the stone age. These methods are just applied formally and with an easy to follow record today, and it is that record that gives us such a huge advantage over past civilizations and really highlights the problems with belief systems that do not have room for scrutiny.

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    65. Re:It's Open Mic Night at the Astrophysics Lounge! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      Unlike other Dogmas, science doesn't provide the answers- it only provides the means to find the answers. Black magic does not provide answers, it only provides the means to fide aswers. I suggest experimenting with newt's eye and crow's feather.

      An interesting observation is that the theorem "the scientific method is an effective way of understanding the universe" is, itself, a falsifiable theorem, and thus can be investigated scientifically.

      In a limited way (i.e., improving the quality of life) it is extremely successful. As far as the large picture is concerned, science still only explains very simple phenomena. Even modelling a silly little worm is beyond our reach.

      Philosophically, I think the main shortcoming of science is that it tells one how the world operates but cannot say anything about how to operate in the world. In that sense science is not a complete worldview.

  8. STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the name of saving the bind sea turtle, all travel in the Arctic ahould be banned and any knowledge that was gained from past explorations should be forgotten.

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    1. Re:STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      any knowledge that was gained from past explorations should be forgotten.

      Time to break out the flashy thing.

    2. Re:STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by Kjella · · Score: 0

      and any knowledge that was gained from past explorations should be forgotten.

      On behalf of pupils that ever had to endure Geography as in the mind-numbingly-dumb-recital type everywhere, I agree.

      Kjella

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    3. Re:STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      In the name of saving the bind sea turtle

      Um no, it's the BIND grasshopper that's on the cricket book. (I have an older copy, but they'd never change that!)

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    4. Re:STOP ALL EXPLORATION NOW by lordholm · · Score: 1

      Considering the average american's knowledge of the world outside U.S. borders, no one ever went to those classes.

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  9. Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by YanceyAI · · Score: 4, Funny
    1.But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. --It is so cold that it would melt and refreeze forever.

    2. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"--There must have been life for there to be oil, you insensitive clod! Oh wait, maybe that is why they're so desparate to find evidence of life elsewhere!

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    1. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by Slowtreme · · Score: 1

      2. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"--There must have been life for there to be oil, you insensitive clod! Oh wait, maybe that is why they're so desparate to find evidence of life elsewhere!

      Dinosaurs on Sedna? I think they'd just fly off, there couldn't be enough gravity on a rock 2000meters wide to hold down those "gentle giants"

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    2. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Remember that it's just a theory that the oil came from long-dead plants and animals. You can't rule out the possibility that it can appear in other ways.

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    3. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by sameyeam · · Score: 2, Funny

      There must have been life for there to be oil, you insensitive clod! Oh wait, maybe that is why they're so desparate to find evidence of life elsewhere!

      Evidence! Evidence! Since when did that stop Bush on his quest for more oil! *grunt-grunt*

    4. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dinosaurs on Sedna? I think they'd just fly off, there couldn't be enough gravity on a rock 2000meters wide to hold down those "gentle giants"

      First, for fans who came to the game late: the quote "What next? Drill Sedna for oil?" was in the original version of the story, but was removed after a few minutes. This is known in the business as "closing the barn door after the cat is out of the bag and turning your butt into hamburger."

      Anyway, back to the oil. This story about Sedna's discovery points out that the planet(oid) is very dark and very red. Don't forget the far-out but plausible theory that Earth's hydrocarbons came from comets, not dinosaurs.

      Now imagine... what if Sedna is a big ball of frozen, red transmission fluid? I see NASA getting some new funding for KBO research real quick!

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    5. Re:Relax. Europa's not going anywhere. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      the quote "What next? Drill Sedna for oil?" was in the original version of the story, but was removed after a few minutes.

      I was wondering about that, thanks.

      Removing it didn't save the guy, either. :)

      This is known in the business as "closing the barn door after the cat is out of the bag and turning your butt into hamburger."

      That's the funniest damned sentence I've read in the last week. I have to go clean my monitor now, and also check the barn door, and retie the cat bags more securely.

      Motto: Don't let the cat out of the bag, at least not until you've closed the barn door and put on your kevlar denims.

      Ooops.

      MMMMMRRRRROOooooooooooooOOOOOWWWWWWW *sounds of denim puree in progress*

      rofl

      SB

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  10. Killing life... by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

    Didn't they take interplanentary contamination pretty seriously on moon launches? Hopefully some of that ethic has been retained and mission planners will factor in concerns about destroying the very life they seek.

    1. Re:Killing life... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Whaddaya mean? They left half of the lunar lander THERE! and planted a flag to boot!

    2. Re:Killing life... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      Everyone's a capitalist until gas hits $1.50 a gallon...

      LOL! $1.99 in CA. Last week the low was $2.30. And thats the cheap stuff...

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    3. Re:Killing life... by br0ck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not that seriously. The first Apollo mission found the moon to be sterile, but later Apollo missions found strep bacteria from previous missions.

      Bacterial contamination is a real danger to life and to accurate science on Europa and lake Vostok. It is extremely difficult to keep a robotic probe from carrying contamination since modern electronics can't take the extreme heat needed to kill resilient strains (which since they're so resilient would make them even more harmful). Scientists have been putting more effort into trying to figure out how to explore Europa without contamination, but are having a tough time coming up with a solution.

    4. Re:Killing life... by pixas · · Score: 1

      consider yourself lucky. In Sweden it's $4.7 a gallon. at some point a couple of years ago it was over $5 a gallon.

    5. Re:Killing life... by Ubernurd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While it's true that some bacteria would be transported to Europa, how much? If Europa is cold enough to freeze water, then it's cold enough to keep bacteria GROWTH to a standstill, right? The bacteria would just lay dormant, wouldn't it?

      Perhaps there's some biology nerds out there who can offer us some insight.

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    6. Re:Killing life... by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Since the whole purpose of this probe would be to detect life, I would think they'd be attempting to insert a probe at a location most likely to support life. The surface is frozen, but many scientists hope that there is liquid water underneath, and this probe is designed specifically to melt its way down to the warmer regions and then look for life near likely locations like geothermal vents. Now that I think of the probe melting ice, the probe itself will have to be heated which would be enough to 'wake' the bacteria up.

    7. Re:Killing life... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Let's just not send any zebra mussels.

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    8. Re:Killing life... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you freeze them in liquid nitrogen, you won't keep bacterial growth to a standstill. The little suckers keep on growing, albeit verrrry slowly. So contamination is a problem, on a long timescale. Additionally, as soon as these bacteria get transported to spots supporting life, say, geothermal vents, they could very much start growing again, posing a serious threat to endogenous ecosystems. All this may not be very probable, but nevertheless a considerable risk when dealing with the possibility of a pristine unknown ecosphere.

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    9. Re:Killing life... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Amm... I fail to see a problem with contamination. Ok, so what if we send some bateria over there (maybe even we _should_ send it there). I think the human race should spread _life_ anywhere it can.

      A single good shot with an asteroid, and _all_ life (as we know it) is gone. Forever (again, as far as we know it). But if we plant life (fine, even baterial life) everywhere we can (send particularly resiliant bateria bayond the solar system?) then maybe our DNA thing ancestor won't be totally wiped out.

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    10. Re:Killing life... by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Um, No and No. We want to see if theres independent life somewhere else in the solar system. Why? Because if two planets in one solar system have life, then it is EXTREMELY likey that it is common, and that there almost must be intelligent life outside of our solar system. If we contaminate Europa, we'll never know. And an asteroid could not kill all life on Earth. The moon crashing into earth couldn't even kill all life on Earth. Small animals, or at the very least insects, would survive just about every asteroid. Bacteria would survive the moon.

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    11. Re:Killing life... by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1

      And the probability that Terran life has already made it there? The probability of a probe completely unbalancing and exsisting life there had a better chance of happening when peaces of the earth where thrown out into the solar system from large collisions. The point is risk. If we ever want to explore then we'll end up contaminating the biosphere. If you are really worried about this then we should stop everything we do. No more reproduction and exploration because there are surely pristine areas still on earth we've yet to contaminate. Honestly as long as precautions are taken we shouldn't look at this that way else we need to stop all exploration anywhere.

    12. Re:Killing life... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Did I say that? Where did I talk about stopping all exploration? I pointed to the risk, and the risk has to be taken into account. All I say is that we have to take proper precautions given the scope of that risk. By the way, the ice drill to lake Vostok in Antarctica has been stopped before reaching the lake, exactly for the reasons given. It will be taken up again when the sterilization protocols have been reassessed and found secure.

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    13. Re:Killing life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a tough time coming up with a solution? Heck, even dumb old me can come up with one.

      Have your actual probe built in a super-controlled atmosphere, and then stick it in a container filled with an anti-biotic solution thats placed into a slightly larger transport vehicle which will drop the bacteria-free probe where it needs to go.

      Wala! It's just crazy enough to work!

    14. Re:Killing life... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1
      Actually its quite easy to keep a robotic probe from having bacteria, beyond the vaccume, and radiation you can use heat is excessive amounts can be used. The issue with Apollo was the fact pesky little organic creatures called *MAN* were brought around who had bacteria in them..

      These men had to breath in the same environment with their suits thus contaminating the outside which would have contact with the moons surface..

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    15. Re:Killing life... by MrBlackBand · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "The issue with Apollo was the fact pesky little organic creatures called *MAN* were brought around who had bacteria in them."

      BZZZT! Wrong! Thanks for playing. If you had read the Guardian article you would have found out that:

      "In November 1969, Apollo 12 landed just 170 yards from Surveyor 3, a robotic craft that had achieved the first soft lunar landing by an American probe two-and-a-half years before."

      Parts of the craft were recovered in sterile conditions and were studied back on Earth. Scientists found "between 50 and 100 living micro-organisms were extracted from the polyurethane foam insulation that covered its interior circuit boards... The astronauts ferried back the contents of a sneeze by a worker assembling Surveyor 3."

      These were organisms that had been brought to the moon by the Surveyor 3 probe, not the astronauts. Not only that but they survived for years on the surface of the moon. So no, it is not easy to keep a robotic probe from having bacteria.

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    16. Re:Killing life... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      All that proves is that they were sloppy when they made the probe, not that it is difficult to produce a probe without..

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  11. There isn't enough life ... by jeabus · · Score: 2, Funny

    on that rock to fill a space cruiser!

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  12. and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by aberant · · Score: 5, Funny

    but it would be nothing compared to the hatred these radioactive, mutated, super alge would have.

    1. Re:and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by base2_celtic · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new algae overlords.

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    2. Re:and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say +1 for the Vice City reference. Nicely done.

    3. Re:and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the vice city ref there? i saw only the simpsons..(kent brockman and the ants)

    4. Re:and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a 2010 reference to me (in the book, not the movie, a Chinese expedition landed on Europa to refuel with water -- I forget the exact propulsion method -- and a giant plantish something was attracted to the ship and crushed it. The passage where the lone survivor was sending his account out into space as his oxygen ran out was chilling...

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    5. Re:and i thought the terrorists hated us.. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If you think like that, then the algae have already won.

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  13. Drill Sedna for my sedan! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

    Had to be said, or, sadi, as appropriate.

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  14. Scared? by dhoonlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course, its possible that the heater won't leak and that good science will be done.

    There is risk inherent in every action and inaction.

    This isn't news.

    1. Re:Scared? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What risk? There might be enough radioactive material to kill me in that thing, but an entire moon? Gimme a break. If the radioactive material could wipe out entire planets, we'd be dead already - the stuff has been mined from our beloved planet Earth for God's sake.

    2. Re:Scared? by AeroIllini · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This isn't news.

      What do you mean, this isn't news? I've been waiting for someone to develop serious technology for a landing on Europa for quite some time now. Given that Europa is one big ocean and is the single most likely place in our solar system to find life (present planet excepted, of course) it's about time we thought about going there.

      Now, the hippie spin on the word "radioactive" ... you're right. That's not news. People have been fearing the words "nuclear", "reaction", "radioactive", and "atomic" for many years now. Any damage that might be done to the surrounding area because of a failure would be absolutely insignificant on a planetary, or even regional, scale. Just because the media have taught us to fear and hate anything with the word "nuclear" in it is no reason not to trust the technology.

      NASA has been using Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators (RTGs) for decades on planetary probes and manned missions. The basic premise is this: a container holds some radioactive heavy metal, such as plutonium. Because the metal is decaying, it generates a bunch of heat. That heat is used with thermoelectric generators to create electricity, and the leftover heat (since the reaction is not not that efficient) is used in other ways, like keeping the astronauts warm. But here's the kicker: an RTG has never, ever failed on a space mission. Not once. It's been flown hundreds of times. (Missions using RTGs have failed, but the RTGs themselves performed flawlessly every time.) Just because it's "nuclear" doesn't mean it's Chernobyl.

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  15. Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is happening today, first we have the CA government getting out witted by a 14 year old. Now we have some moron bitching about drilling on another planets moon because it might contaminate a sulfer filled ocean with what is probably a very mild case of raditation from a probe. In addition the moon probably gets way more raditation from Saturn and the sun than what it is going to get from the probe.

    What's next, is Spain going to elect a socialist/communist leader as head of the country. Oh yeah that already happened.

    I really feel the end is near anybody else with me on this?

    1. Re:Talk about a weird week. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Funny
      • In addition the moon probably gets way more raditation from Saturn...
      That would be a neat trick, considering how close the Jupiter moon, Europa, is to, uh, Jupiter.
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    2. Re:Talk about a weird week. by aquabat · · Score: 0, Troll

      I get more radiation from Uranus than Europa gets from Saturn.

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    3. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      Okay my mistake, it still is a somewhat valid statment. Because of radiation from space, in addition to the radiation from Jupiter, be it smaller than Satern, but it still is there.

    4. Re:Talk about a weird week. by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      So? It still might get more from saturn then the probe will give out, how do you know he screwed up?

    5. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      You know in all truth I ment Jupitor but wrote Saturn. Also I highly doubt you get more radiation from Uranus than Europa gets from Saturn. Uranus is a good 2 billion km's from Jupiter and a good 2.5 billion km's from earth, so I highly doubt your math on the radiation. (http://www.nineplanets.org/nineplanets.html) Also for you information Saturn is 600 million km's from Jupiter.

    6. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      first we have the CA government getting out witted by a 14 year old.

      What the hell are you talking about? Linkety link link link.
    7. Re:Talk about a weird week. by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      dude, just quit man, you're digging quite the hole for yourself.

    8. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      Here is the link to the /. Article

    9. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      You know in all truth I ment Jupitor but wrote Saturn. Uranus is a good 2 billion km's from Jupiter and a good 2.5 billion km's from earth, so I highly doubt your math on the radiation. (http://www.nineplanets.org/nineplanets.html) Also for you information Saturn is 600 million km's from Jupiter.

    10. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      There is if people don't like what I am saying they will moderate it down. Basically the same way they did to you. Also here you go another post talking about the same thing.

    11. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you would be really happy to have Uranus 5 cms away from my "probe"

    12. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      Wow, this thread has really gone south really fast. But thanks for the offer but I think I will stick with women.

    13. Re:Talk about a weird week. by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      Um, what?
      Let me see if I can break it down for you:

      1) I'm not the guy who said anything about radiation

      2) Saturn is smaller than Jupiter

      3) Europa is the topic of discussion

      4) Uranus is a planet

      5) Uranus is not Europa

      6) Europa is a moon of Jupiter.

    14. Re:Talk about a weird week. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      Because this is Slashdot and he already posted a response.

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    15. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ps theres a difference between socialist and communist

    16. Re:Talk about a weird week. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I really feel the end is near anybody else with me on this? "

      So what you're saying is that the week didn't really seem weird to you until somebody made a comment about a radioactive heater on a probe killing life on an irradiated moon? heh.

      Chill man, every week has 'end of the world' news in it.

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    17. Re:Talk about a weird week. by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      Hey Einstein, he meant your anus.

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    18. Re:Talk about a weird week. by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Chill man, every week has 'end of the world' news in it.

      Yeah, but it's only Tuesday.

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    19. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 1

      Insightful?

      It wasn't the CA government that got fooled, it was some idiot staffer in a TOWN government that got fooled (and dragged a few other town idiots with them) It was no more the CA government than it was the US government, NATO, or the New World Order.

      And they were fooled by a web site, which was incorrectly attributed to a 14 year old who used it for a science fair project. The info (and spoof) he used was available on the web long before that.

      If I make a couple vague but complete errors while flaming a story, can I get modded insightful too? Please?

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    20. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      please don't pretend social democracy and communism have anything in common.

      thank you.

    21. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It wasn't the CA government that got fooled, it was some idiot staffer in a TOWN government that got fooled (and dragged a few other town idiots with them) It was no more the CA government than it was the US government, NATO, or the New World Order.

      Do you work for the CA state government? Why are you protecting those assholes? They run the most bloated government in the country.

      I was going to mention the request to pull master/slave labels off of hard drives...but that was LA. Still, there are alot of especially knee-jerky local governments in CA.

    22. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      Hey Einstein, I got that snide comment, I just choose to ignore it. Some people are so dense.

    23. Re:Talk about a weird week. by nberardi · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know, but the actions more resemble those of the communist party than the socialist party. Just as the democrats in the US resemble more of the socialist party than the democrats of the 50's and earlier. If you don't beleive me on this read Zell Millers new book, "A National Party No More".

    24. Re:Talk about a weird week. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Bah, don't bother be with facts about what he really meant. This is Slashdot for geeks, it's a lot more fun to check out the idea that he actually wrote and to work out the math to see how much radiation from Saturn hits Europa. What he wrote might be right even if he was mistaken when he wrote it :D

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  16. Too funny. by wmarcy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The people who frequent slashdot and rail bitterly over drilling for oil or the like. Do you guys know how much oil (let alone the tons of water) to build a single computer? Hypocracy. But I bet you feel good about yourself as whine and complain about how awful oil drilling/bush/whatever, while posting it on the internet.

    1. Re:Too funny. by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Along the same idea: Near my Dad's house they are currently doing a lot of logging, so a lot of protestors have been seen in the area, damaging equipment, sabotaging trucks, etc.

      So now there are signs up everywhere stating:

      "NO TRESPASSING!
      And if you are an environmental activist, try wiping your butt with plastic toilet paper!"

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    2. Re:Too funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Do you guys know how much oil (let alone the tons of water) to build a single computer?
      That's why I maintain old computers.
    3. Re:Too funny. by wmarcy · · Score: 0

      Yup, here in my sleepy little town (Elmira, NY), they have a weekly vigil against george bush in the town square. They all arrive seperately in their SUV's, carrying signs stating "No Blood for oil", they spend their 15 minutes waving their signs, then they troop back to their own cars, each one getting in and driving away. At least they are good for a laugh.

    4. Re:Too funny. by abigor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those signs are fucking idiotic.

      Newsflash to morons: you don't need trees to make paper. Lots and lots of cheap, easy-to-grow plants are loaded with cellulose.

      And yes, I grew up in a logging town, in a logging family, and I'm quite familiar with the logging industry. Chopping down trees to make toilet paper and diaper fill is utterly, utterly tragic.

    5. Re:Too funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you'll be starting a profitable business with your toilet paper plants when?

    6. Re:Too funny. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Lots and lots of cheap, easy-to-grow plants are loaded with cellulose.

      Yeah, like hemp.

      SB

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    7. Re:Too funny. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      like hemp

      BILLY! I've been waiting to use the bathroom for over a half-hour! If you're in there smoking the toilet paper again I'm gonna whip your ass so bad you won't be able to SIT on that toilet for a month!

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    8. Re:Too funny. by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

      How about the assholes who puncture the transmissions, fuel tanks and oil pans on logging equipment. In the process of "saving the trees" they cause a fairly sizeable hazmat site.

      Too bad your average greenie weenie can't think with a brain and reacts with pure emotion instead.

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  17. You've got to be kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of shit makes me lose faith in mankind. It's very likely that we have what has been the Holy Grail of science in our relative back yards. What does humanity want to do with it? Poke it, prod it, and put it in a zoo. Why don't we try to NOT cause an extinction this time? How about we NOT tarnish a pristine environment? How about that?

    1. Re:You've got to be kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Gag...

      There's nothing wrong with being concerned...but come on already. Do you really think the rest of the world lacks the morality which you like to whip around like a baseball bat? It's seeing posts like yours that makes me lose faith in mankind. How anyone can be so stupidly omnipotent and then crank off about it is beyond all sense.

      Consider flying off to Europa and hugging a big icicle while having a good cry. You could also consider accepting that you aren't well rounded with your thinking and anything but unique. Introspection time!!

  18. Now This Article Isn't Heavy Handed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Cry me a river. As has been stated a million times before, you can't help but change any system you are observing by just observing it. Now, I understand this is a pretty severe violation of a system that has never been touched by anything human made, but you need to break some eggs to make pancakes.

    If you are so worried about the possible life under the crust on Europa, why not think about Earth for a minute! With all those microscopic organisms you are killing by just breathing, you should be ashamed of yourself! (Thank you Mr. Breathed...)

    1. Re:Now This Article Isn't Heavy Handed... by BRock97 · · Score: 1

      Heh, mod the parent up funny. That's pretty good...

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    2. Re:Now This Article Isn't Heavy Handed... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      mmmmmm.... interplanetary pancakes!!!! drooooool / homer

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    3. Re:Now This Article Isn't Heavy Handed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you can't help but change any system you are observing by just observing it? Hubble just photographed galaxies billions of light years away, does Hubble change those galaxies?

  19. Bottled water by relaying+denied · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be some expensive exclusive bottled water.

  20. Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Europa's acid ice fields definately don't make for any good landing places.

    1. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy: just coat the landing skids with toothpaste!

    2. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't realize that not everything will react with an acid. For example, the glass beaker it is often kept in. For further proof, notice that you have not digested yourself. There's some pretty strong stuff in your stomach, assuming that you are human of course.

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    3. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 4, Funny

      And here I was thinking about how hard it would be to land a probe on ACID. I mean, you have to consider music selection, who's with you, how paranoid you should be, whether the bats with the glowing red eyes are real enough to worry about without looking like your insane by ducking randomly... I personally react badly with acid, so I'd have to say it would be pretty tough.

    4. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      That's certainly another interpretation. I hadn't consider that, and I agree. It would probably be quite difficult.

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    5. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

      I was just looking for that article.

      ALso the radition was mentioned here and how horrible bad it is on Europa.

      I doubt any life can exist in an ocean with a PH of 0, and radiation thousands of times more deadly then Chenobyl. Also what about lack of energy source? Life is pretty bleak under great lakes that are continually frozen near out poles. No light or heat means no energy. The exception is near heating vents and springs.

      If there is life it will be vastly different then ours. Certain organisms here on earth store their DNA in the form of rings stacked together like life savers. They can survive radiation hundreds of times as deadly as those that kill our cells. The reason being is their shape which provides redundancy incase one amino acid gets knocked off, the stack can heal the broken leak.

      Anyway my guess is the microbes on Europa will use hydrogen as a pontial food source since HCL is loaded in teh oceans and perhaps have DNA that resemble some thermophile organisms like what I mentioned above with different DNA structures.

      I am very interested in whats down there indeed.

      The probes can land on Europa if they are made of acid resistant plastics. I know metal would corride very quickly.

    6. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by sokoban · · Score: 1

      Man, there's no way I could land a probe on Europa while on acid. That stuff messes with my head too much. Give me a couple hits and I would be mixing up feet and meters all over the place. It sure does make 2001 make a lot more sense though.

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    7. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by Marshal3KSP3 · · Score: 1

      Simple... just make sure the probe isn't built on a strong base.

    8. Re:Now how do they expect to land a probe on ACID? by ickypoo · · Score: 1

      We can't stop here! This is bat country.

  21. The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by Hayzeus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apparently some recent research has indicated that the ice on Europa may be quite a bit thicker than initially thought. I'd post a link if I had one (but I don't) The thickness of the ice sheet may well be such that getting to the ocean below (assuming there is one) could turn out to be impractical, even using heat.

    1. Re:The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Funny
      The thickness of the ice sheet may well be such that getting to the ocean below (assuming there is one) could turn out to be impractical, even using heat.

      Thats what bunker busters are for...

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    2. Re:The ice may be a lot thicker than we thought... by Jonathunder · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, research on impact craters indicates the icy crust of Europa may be 3 or 4 Km thick.

  22. Europa in Radiation Belts? by Smitty825 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't Europa in Jupiter's radiation belts? In otherwords, a tiny amount of radiation released from a probe would probably be nothing compared to what the "ocean" experiences everyday? (I could be way off base, though)

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    1. Re:Europa in Radiation Belts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dunno, wouldn't sheets of ice have the happy side effect of absorbing/sheilding large amounts of radiation?

    2. Re:Europa in Radiation Belts? by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

      Yup, and let's face it, it's equally as implausable that the tiny amount of radiation released from the probe could be the kick start that life there needs.

    3. Re:Europa in Radiation Belts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Europa in Jupiter's radiation belts? In otherwords, a tiny amount of radiation released from a probe would probably be nothing compared to what the "ocean" experiences everyday?

      So how would 2-3km of ice modulate the radiation in the ocean below? My guess (im not an expert) is that it would have some effect, they are after all planning to look for life there. And yes; radioactivity from the probe would amount to nothing, but I guess its a joke. Lighten up, people...
    4. Re:Europa in Radiation Belts? by Prune · · Score: 1

      How the hell did parent get modded up?! Several kilometers of ice, and then a lot more of water underneath, shield the depths from radiation.

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    5. Re:Europa in Radiation Belts? by aonifer · · Score: 1

      It's also what would shield the depths from radiation from a small exploded nuclear probe.

  23. EXCEPT Europa by thinkninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    RTFM!

    Now, a planet named after a miserable women who marries her father's dog is fair game...

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    1. Re:EXCEPT Europa by ReverendLoki · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm.. now, is that RTFM for _M_anual, or _M_onolith?

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    2. Re:EXCEPT Europa by C32 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Respect The Fucking Monolith

    3. Re:EXCEPT Europa by AlinuxNCSU · · Score: 1

      Myth, perhaps....?


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  24. why not focus on exploiting the resources of the by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0

    solar system first...then while we are heading out to the asteroid belt, and collecting minerals, we can send a science ship to all the interesting places in the solar system.

    at least then we would have economically made the missions worth while during the development of the necessary tech.

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  25. Good idea.. by guiscard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets get them before they evolve and get us...

  26. Nonsense by Peter_Pork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The amount of damage a single probe can make to an entire ecology is infinitesimal, it doesn't matter how radiactive it is. Come on, even a nuke will not destroy it! Biological contamination is a different matter, though...

    1. Re:Nonsense by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      I seriously doubt that microbes of any kind would be left on such a probe after it travels thru Jupiter's radiation belts. Look up just how bad the environment is in Jovian orbit sometime. Any manned mission that ever goes there is going to require some pretty effective shielding.

      However, if by some chance some microbial critter *did* survive, than any monolith in orbit around Jupiter may be the least of the human races' worries *tongue in cheek*

      SB

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  27. Drilling won't hurt Europa by flyboy974 · · Score: 1

    Asteroids hit it all the time. So nothing bad will happen. We're just going to pretend that we are playing Space Invaders. Although I wonder if we'll find some ghosts. Thank god we'll have nuclear Power Pellets to protect us.

  28. your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously man, where can you find gas for $1.50? I'd kill for that price!

    1. Re:your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here in Venezuela we pay 100 Bs for a litre of gas. Being the US$ at 3.000 Bs we pay 0.03 $/lt

    2. Re:your sig... by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      Here in Roanoke it's hovering around $1.55 at the cheap places and about $.10 more at the pricier gas stations.

  29. I call -5 on the story itself by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, I wish we could mod stories. This one deserives at least:

    • -1 Overrated,
    • -1 Troll,
    • -1 Redundant,

      and

    • -2 Flamebait
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    1. Re:I call -5 on the story itself by Homology · · Score: 1

      You forgot the most important category : -2 Ignorant.

    2. Re:I call -5 on the story itself by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      I have long wanted to rate stories as well.

      I feel instead of having just the main page ,there should be a main page ,controlled by the /. editors (1) and a "public" page where all stories submitted get posted and are rated ,just as comments are,by the logged in readers and not just moderators.But unlike scoring of a comment which is cumulative ,stories should be mean scored.I mean if 86 out of 127 rate it as Level 3 thats what the story should be scored as.

      So instead of seeing just the stories which caught the editors eyes we will see all the stories submitted by /. readers which is the way a reader interactive site should be.Slashdot has become what it is by involving its users very heavily.Its in benefit of all of us to increase the user participation.After all how many of us read the article a story is based on?

      (1)Since /. does not at the moment not allowing submission bin to be controlled by users because "Slashdot is an eclectic mix of stories maintained by a small group of people, but contributed to by anyone who wants to. I think that the personality and character of Slashdot is part of the fun and charm of the site, and I think it would suck to lose it."Thats why it would help to have a main page which would be the gateway and reflect the editors and a tucked away page which would be a source to see something which may have missed the main page but still have been a good informative read.

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  30. while we're at it... by Frennzy · · Score: 1

    Let's stop sending probes to the mid-ocean rifts as well. We didn't learn anything from those. Except for the piddly little fact that multiple complex life forms can develop and thrive without any direct energy input from the Sun.

    Is it possible to mod an article itself as a troll/flamebait?

  31. it's impossible by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

    to discover and study life without somehow interacting with it (badly misquoted from The Lost World).

  32. Can we moderate the submission itself by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As -1, Flamebait? Or how about -1, Begging the Question? Or -1, Troll even? Yeah thats a good one - michael, YHBT!
    How about instead, we have a decent discussion on the relative merits and costs of going to Europa and drilling in it to find Life.

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    1. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by bob+dobalina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amen to that. The comments sections get moderated and meta-moderated, all in the name of intelligent discussion and democracy, yet only the slashdot elite get to publish their stories, however biased they may be.

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    2. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      How about instead, we have a decent discussion on the relative merits and costs of going to Europa and drilling in it to find Life.

      That's a good point. Personally, I think it's worth doing. Given that Mars does't look real hospitable at present, although perhaps it once was, some of the moons of the outer planets look like the bewst bet for finding extraterrestrail life in our solar system. Europa is certainly one, and Titan looks interesting.

      Whether the global economy can afford it or not is debatable. I think the potential benefits are worth the cost. It would be a profound moment to know that utterly alien life exists. A lot of religious beliefs would need to be reexamined.

      Flamebait or humor? Only the moderator can say.
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    3. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by homerjs42 · · Score: 1
      A lot of religious beliefs would need to be reexamined

      Why? It doesn't seem to me that life elsewhere should necessarily be incompatible with religious beliefs. I am assuming (possibly erroneously if so, sorry) that you are referring more or less to Judeo-Christian type religions and probably those of the more fundamentalist persuasion. If so, I feel compelled to point out that there is nothing inherently contradictory with life being elsewhere and a belief in the Christian God. The Bible doesn't really have much to say on that point. It does mention such creatures as angels and demons which are stated to be alive and thinking creatures. So non-human life that isn't attached to this planet is mentioned. You can take that however you choose to -- but it certainly doesn't prevent other life from existing.

      Yeah, I think that's all I need to say (at the moment)...

      Hopefully this doesn't get me modded down -- it isn't particularly virulent, I think.

    4. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by Maverick+TimeSurfer · · Score: 1

      Whether the global economy can afford it or not is debatable.
      Given the amount of money spent on the military versus the amount of money spent on space exploration, it looks to me to be far more a matter of politics than funding.

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    5. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's not entire free from revenge.

      If you go to the Info page, you can verify that it's the same guy.

    6. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Mayhaps michael also deserves some kind of mod for effectively setting this submitter up to get lambasted.

      At least I don't think michael is that stupid (sorry michael, but this story is ridiculous and should never have been submitted, at least not with the blurb it has, eh?)

      Mod this post troll, but this is ridiculous, even by slashdot standards. :)

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    7. Re:Can we moderate the submission itself by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Why? It doesn't seem to me that life elsewhere should necessarily be incompatible with religious beliefs.

      There is a segment of the Christian community in the US that adheres to a belief in Biblical Litteralism. They are found in both the fundamentalist and evangelical movements. For them, young-earth creationism is a fundamental doctrine. In their view, if you do not believe that the Earth was created de novo et ex dei 6,000 years ago, you are doomed to eternal damnation.

      These folks have managed to rationalise away all evidence to the contrary from geology, biology, cosmology, physics, etc. It seems to me that unambiguous evidence of truly Wierd Alien Life from Europa or Titan might force at least some of them to open their eyes or minds. The only reason I care is that they are spending a lot of time trying to force their narrow, religious view into the science classrooms in my country.

      This isn't meant to be flamebait. I think that it is a legitimate aspect of the whole topic of space travelo and cosmology. All of us interested in technology and science need to be aware of the new Luddites among us.
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  33. Reading comprehension problem by Keith+Russell · · Score: 5, Funny

    What part of "All these worlds are yours, execpt Europa. Attempt no landings there." don't they understand?

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    1. Re:Reading comprehension problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your worlds are belong to us.

    2. Re:Reading comprehension problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What part of "All these worlds are yours, execpt Europa. Attempt no landings there." don't they understand?

      The word "execpt"?

    3. Re:Reading comprehension problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that they just don't comprehend the word "No".

      Oh my god, they're frat boys!

  34. Paranoia Check... by malakai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So let me get this straight.

    You're chaining yourself to a Tree because we're considering sending 5kg of 'radioactive' isotypes to a watery grave inside a frozen planet's 60 mile think liquid shell whose volume is greater than all the earths oceans combined.

    Hello bucket? This is water drop, make some room i'm coming in...

    christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

    1. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. While we're at it, let's ban DHMO.

    2. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dear Kettle,

      You're black.

      With all due consideration,
      Pot

    3. Re:Paranoia Check... by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Funny

      christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

      Why, yes. Yes we do.

      Please avoid further mentions of Western religious figures.

      Thanks!

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    4. Re:Paranoia Check... by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

      Well stated. One nit though is that I don't think we can call Jupiter a "Frozen Planet". We can describe it as a gas giant, a failed star, or even just "freakin' huge", but frozen doesn't apply so far as I understand.

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    5. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

      Christ. Do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for flippant remarks to take personally?

    6. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One nit though, they're not sending the probe to Jupiter, but to Europa, which could be described as frozen, so I've been told, but not, in fact, as a planet.

    7. Re:Paranoia Check... by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      Europa's the frozen planet, not Jupiter.

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    8. Re:Paranoia Check... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a good thing we're not talking about Jupiter, but instead, about one of Jupiter's many satellites.

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    9. Re:Paranoia Check... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      Western?

    10. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, like John Wayne, Henry Fonda.

    11. Re:Paranoia Check... by Hao+Wu · · Score: 2, Funny
      christ do you people sit around all day _LOOKING_ for ways to complain and be outraged?

      They are called liberals.

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    12. Re:Paranoia Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "Buddha on a bandsaw", that any better?

    13. Re:Paranoia Check... by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      In defense of myself, the parent did say "Frozen Planet" which to me excludes Europa since it is considered to be a moon.

      In defense of the parent, I should probably just relax.

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    14. Re:Paranoia Check... by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

      Christ was from the west?

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  35. Didn't Clarke's book warn us. . . by Sarcastic+Crybaby · · Score: 1

    . . .to leave Europa alone? I mean, all these worlds are ours! How greedy can we get? Waah!

    1. Re:Didn't Clarke's book warn us. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and all the trees in the garden except that one, as well.

    2. Re:Didn't Clarke's book warn us. . . by Sarcastic+Crybaby · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think you're confusing Clarke with another author.

  36. Stupidity by CuriHP · · Score: 1

    This is far and away the dumbest "story" I have ever seen posted on this site. I'm taking this chance to express my outrage.

    The submitter clearly has no understanding of anything going on here.

    The article is pretty interesting though. Give it a read.

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  37. Arthur C Clarke... by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 2, Redundant

    "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there."

  38. What if the Seapeople of Europa... by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

    mistake it for an attack? :P

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  39. Editorial bias anyone? by 0ddity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    /. is really starting to suck with all the editorial bias on these stories. I read the article and it didn't mention anything about raioactive leaks destroying the world or anything like that.

    I was under the impression this was a discussion board for tech news.
    How about we just post stories and then have a discussion about the story instead of pushing some agenda. Or maybe that is too complicated.

    1. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Kallahar · · Score: 1

      News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

      Nothing about tech in there. Slashdot is more of a cultural center than a technical center.

    2. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that way the editors wouldn't be able to laugh their asses off as they read all the outraged comments. Come on, you know it's true.

    3. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by althalus · · Score: 1

      Because they know any non-tech discussion will always turn to the Bush/American conspiracy to destroy everything with their oppresive ego's. And that's always worth a few laughs.

    4. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we just post stories and then have a discussion about the story instead of pushing some agenda. Or maybe that is too complicated.

      If they started doing that, then half of the people who visit this site would just stop visiting.

    5. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not Slashdot, it's just Michael. If it's not anti-American, he doesn't want to know.

    6. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      If they started doing that, then half of the people who visit this site would just stop visiting

      Well, that would probably improve the quality of the comments, so it might not be a bad idea.

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    7. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Samlind1 · · Score: 1

      There was a SF story, and I think it was in the 60's or 70's - just a short story of a living mass on Europa done in by a bag of poo left by an astronaut (or cosmonaut or whateverthechinsecallitnaut). The mass was delighted to find such a great source of food, but the bacteria load that came with it did it in. Can't remember any else about it - where I read or who wrote it.

      To tell you the truth, that's the story I thought the comments refered to - Clarke's 2010 came years and years afterword.

      As for editorial bias - well some sites lean left and some right. The hardware heads over at Tech Report think GWB saved western civilization by beating WJC. I don't hold it against them as long as the technical stuff comes out correct. ./ is the same, and if you strongly object, then the only honest thing to do is roll your own.

    8. Re:Editorial bias anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Editorial bias? I haven't noticed any since I blocked all stories by Michael from appearing on the front page. (I stumbled across this one from a M2 link.)

  40. Europa is already highly radioactive! by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.nas.nasa.gov/Main/Features/2000/Fall/sp ace_pic1.html

    Europa is already highly radioactive. It's around 19 Mrads thanks to this thing we call Jupiter. Saying that a radioactive probe could potentialy destroy any life already there is akin to saying that my bottle of water could kill off life in the pacific. Its people like the poster of this story that the website about "dihydrogen monoxide" is meant to catch.

    1. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Europa is already highly radioactive. It's around 19 Mrads thanks to this thing we call Jupiter.

      The surface of Europa is heavily irradiated, but not the underlying ocean. As far as I know no one is suggesting that there is life on the Europan surface.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    2. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by IIEFreeMan · · Score: 1

      Europe is surely very radioactive in surface but water (and so ice) can stop radiation quite effectively (see your local nuclear reactor) so the submiter statement could be true nonetheless ...

      I agree that we should always be very careful with our examination of unknown territories but i'm sure the NASA is doing its best (right ?)

    3. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by haystor · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most probes land on the surface?

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    4. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sooner or later, the radiation will work its way in.

      The neutrons are absorbed by the top molecular layer. Eventually they'll re-radiate (nuclear shielding material becomes radioactive itself eventually), and the next layer will become active, and so on, and so on.

    5. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so the submiter statement could be true nonetheless ...

      Yea, and I could be a 391 pound snail. It's not freakin' likely.

      The damn thing could spread 100% of its radioactive material directly into the ocean itself and it wouldn't a be a big deal. Any life that happened to be in the localized area when it happened may not be so happy, but overall there's not going to be anything even remotely approaching a disaster. Barely a concern, in fact, unless out of that entire moon the probe just happened to explode in the only tiny, tiny spot that could support life. And the unbelievably bad odds of that are what now?

      The concern about "contamination" that people who aren't just submitting trolls to the Slashdot editors talk about comes from biological sources, not radioactive ones.

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    6. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most probes land on the surface?

      At the risk of committing blasphemy on /. - if you read the article, this is about a probe that will search for life in the ocean deep under the Europan crust.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    7. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      The surface of Europa is heavily irradiated, but not the underlying ocean. As far as I know no one is suggesting that there is life on the Europan surface.

      ...and water is an excellent radiation shield--one of the best there is. I am not exactly worried about 5 kg of radioactive material on a planet massing 4.8E+22 kg and is entirely covered by water and ice.
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    8. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      There's speculation of whether the surface and the ocean exchange mass; rather, not so much speculation whether they do as speculation about how much they do. If they do it in large quantities, then highly irradiated surface ice might find its way down to the ocean and raise radiation levels there, too.

    9. Re:Europa is already highly radioactive! by BenV666 · · Score: 1
      is akin to saying that my bottle of water could kill off life in the pacific

      Well, if you throw it really really hard... ;)
  41. Drill Sedna for oil by unassimilatible · · Score: 1
    Drill Sedna for oil?.

    Hopefully, unless you have a LOT of dinosaurs on some tropical island park about to die off and lay in a mass grave.

    Since when did drilling for oil become evil? Are there space caribou on Sedna?

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    1. Re:Drill Sedna for oil by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      I think it happened around 1970. But maybe the tea pot dome scandle was when it happened.

  42. Why? by sunscream · · Score: 1
    Micro-organisms known as extremophiles have been found which, as the name implies, thrive in extreme environments, in particular at temperatures much higher or lower than other organisms can tolerate. In addition, there are deep-ocean and subsurface organisms which do not rely on photosynthesis, and can withstand temperatures of 1100 C and 1200 C, respectively, at depths of 5 km. It has been speculated that life may exist in the subsurface ocean of Jupiter's satellite Europa, for example. If life does turn out to be possible in this and other 'extreme' environments, the standard definition of ecosphere will need to be rewritten.

    (Encyclopedia of Astronomy and Astrophysics. 2003)

  43. Reader's digest condensed version of the post by tjic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice sheet and explore the purported ocean below the crust. The plan seems to be to find Life there. But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"

    After we remove the irrelevant ("after having contaminated..."), the admission of insufficient research ("the plan seems to be"), the speculative and hysterical ("a leak in the radioactive heater wiping out all [ life ]"), and the lame attempt at humor ("drill Sedna"?), we're left with the following condensed version of the post:

    there are plans to send a probe drilling through Europa's ice

    to which I respond:

    "yes, that's old news".

  44. Ice Fishing on Europa by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    Imagine the shock of the scientists if, after melting through all those miles of ice, the sensors pick up a series of sharp tugs on the line... and then the probe stops transmitting entirely...

  45. How Ironic by jetkust · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out

    The same time it would take for a drill in your head to find a brain.

    1. Re:How Ironic by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      I really wish I hadn't burned all my mod points this morning.

      That was damn funny.

    2. Re:How Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

      Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.


      All things considered, I'm more worried about the pre-previous poster trying to emulate Dr. Spengler's experiment than a radioactive probe screwing up Europa. If there is any life present they already have a high tolerance for radiation. People get awfully hysterical about these supposed "man-made" sources of radiation. We can't hold a candle to the fields of Jupiter. I don't support dumping all of our rad-waste on Europa where there may be life as our own moon is lifeless and much closer.

      I am curious as to how they plan to keep the hole thawed after it breaks through to the ocean below. Seems to me that the upwelling water would freeze in the hole and lock the probe in place.

    3. Re:How Ironic by Grotus · · Score: 1
      I am curious as to how they plan to keep the hole thawed after it breaks through to the ocean below. Seems to me that the upwelling water would freeze in the hole and lock the probe in place.


      There are no plans to attempt to keep the hole open after the probe. The article even mentions the possibility of the probe melting its way back up to the surface. One of the worries about the current design is how to keep the water from re-freezing around the probe itself.
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  46. Seriously, why the all the whining? by hshana · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Aren't we supposed to debate the issue, not the poster? Or were they too afraid nobody would take notice of a cause they feel so passionately about... Can we just get a straight recitation of the facts and not all the whiny editorialism, please?

  47. It better not be to search for gold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously >:(

  48. Why bother pretending this story post is news? by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "After having contaminated Earth's Oceans"

    "But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out. What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"

    I wish the Slashdot editors could maintain at least the pretense of objectivity in which stories they post. I'm sure someone else submitted the story without the loaded commentary. I mean, even the sexing-up BBC managed to write a decent article about this.

    If not that, perhaps it would be helpful for less frequent readers if editors disclosed their obvious biases: Green Party member, voting for ABB, never tires of SCO stories, Microsoft-hater, whatever.

    Another option would be sub-sites for News for [insert political bent]-leaning nerds, stuff that confirms your beliefs.

    1. Re:Why bother pretending this story post is news? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If not that, perhaps it would be helpful for less frequent readers if editors disclosed their obvious biases: Green Party member, voting for ABB, never tires of SCO stories, Microsoft-hater, whatever.
      Agreed. A plain example of the bias can be seen with Armstrong's recent statement of support for Bush's Mars plan. Glenn's statement against the plan was reported here, but despite multipls submissions, Armstrong's has not.
  49. Let's just stick to the facts. by GSpot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And leave your personal politics out of this... Mr. Danson. Let us remeber that we are a product of the Largest ecological disaster are planet has ever seen. The mass extinction brought on by the Earth being hit by a medium size comet/asteroid/metor. She survived, I am sure Europa will survive a few 100 Kg metallic device soft landing on her surface.

  50. Van Allen belts? by wierdling · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Europa lie in the Van Allen belts of Jupiter, so it is already getting large amounts of radiation?

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    1. Re:Van Allen belts? by bandy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

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    2. Re:Van Allen belts? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Doesn't Europa lie in the Van Allen belts of Jupiter, so it is already getting large amounts of radiation?"

      Van Allen belts? Puuuuuuuuuulease. That's like the scientists who feared people would instantly die if they travelled in automobiles that could surpass 35mph, that it would melt their faces off. After all, didn't our astronauts survive going through the Belts on their way to the Moon in the poorly shielded Apollo capsules? I don't think they returned looking like something you'd buy at KFC. Or did they? :)

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    3. Re:Van Allen belts? by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually the effect of the Van Allen belt was one of the greatest concerns for the Apollo mission planners.

      They were able to get around it by a) going through a part of the Van Allen belt that has less radiation - some parts WOULD turn you into fried chicken (protons with energy on the order of 50 - 150 MeV - bad) and b) they passed through it quickly (i believe it was 4 hours), and scheduled the launch specifically around that window.

      even so, they received rads far beyond what most of us will ever encounter (yet not enough deemed "immediately life threatening"). probably something like what someone would get living on a nuke sub for the duration of their service.

      in short, the specific amount of radiation they received is categorized as being not immediately threateneing, but likely to cause cancer later.

  51. It goes deeper than that by momfreeek · · Score: 1

    Einstein (or someone) stated that it is impossible to measure anything without changing it.

    1. Re:It goes deeper than that by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was someone.

      Ah, the sorry state of education in this country. I'm gonna start sounding like one of those bitter old men always talking about how the world's going to hell in a handbasket. Oh. Wait. I *am* a bitter old man, always talking about how the world's going to hell in a handbasket.

      For your edification, Werner Heisenberg stated that "the more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known in this instant, and vice versa" (when observing particles). This, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, is an English translation of a German rephrasing of an equasion, originating in Quantum physics.

      In any case, it is often applied more generally to observation having an effect on the thing being observed, but is not a general rule outside of the Quantum realm. For example, I don't materially alter a building by taking its picture. There are passive sensors that, macroscopically, at least, have no significant effect.

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  52. Polluting other planets by DoorFrame · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once dated someone who was fully against the exploration, or colonization, of Mars because she feared that we were given this planet and we've made a mess of it. She argued that we had no right to go to another planet that didn't belong to us and alter it in any substantial way. After a few somewhat lenghty discussions trying to pin down exactly what her issue was about, I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

    I didn't agree. I've got a feeling this argument, while maybe not coming from a religious perspective, has a lot of the same concepts built in. Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole. Until and unless I'm shown proof of life on another planet, and it would probably have to be a somewhat substantially high order of life, I'm going to argue that it's our position to decide the destiny of every bit of metal, gas and rock that's floating in orbit around our sun.

    1. Re:Polluting other planets by El · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. Plus any other planets we can get to and beat up the current inhabitants of!

      Guess what, humans don't own jack. We share a planet with millions of other species. That fact that we are able to influence the planet more than most other species gives us a responsibility to act as caretakers. The question of exploiting other celestial bodies is moot until it becomes economically feasible to do so anyhow.

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    2. Re:Polluting other planets by Mullen · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I once dated someone who was fully against the exploration, or colonization, of Mars because she feared that we were given this planet and we've made a mess of it. She argued that we had no right to go to another planet that didn't belong to us and alter it in any substantial way. After a few somewhat lenghty discussions trying to pin down exactly what her issue was about, I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

      Yes, but did you see her naked? That's all that matters.

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    3. Re:Polluting other planets by wolf- · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought God's plan was for mankind to have dominion over creation. (Genesis 1:26,28)

      That and to have sex and multiply...

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    4. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can do anything until something stops us, as far as I'm concerned. But I wouldn't talk about the destiny of every little bit floating around in orbit until we are at a level something like the one described in Clarke's 3001, say. Our spread across the solar system is pretty insignificant in comparison. I'll start believing we are the masters of our solar system when we are mining asteroids for minerals and have terraformed / colonized other planets or moons.

    5. Re:Polluting other planets by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      "That and to have sex and multiply"

      Please dont go 'round slashdot giving everyone false hopes!

      But to get back to the point of the grandparent post, I think we can infer from our observations of Nature that we can do whatever we want to ourselves, this planet and others... provided that we understand that our actions will come back to haunt us (or not, you never know).

      Colour me fatalistic, but one day, the Sun will go supernova and this planet's life will cease to exist as we know it, UNLESS we have built spaceborne Noah's Arks and colonized multiple solar systems. But then by your former date's logic, we shouldnt even bring life (us included) from Earth to other solar systems...

      I view it this way, sooner or later, this ship we call Earth is going down. Are we going to go down with it or jump on the lifeboats?

    6. Re:Polluting other planets by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole. Until and unless I'm shown proof of life on another planet, and it would probably have to be a somewhat substantially high order of life, I'm going to argue that it's our position to decide the destiny of every bit of metal, gas and rock that's floating in orbit around our sun.

      Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human. In reality, we can't lay claim to anything we can't hold on to.
      Perhaps I'm reading too far between the lines of your post, but I'd prefer to say that humanity has the potential to utilize other planets, in this system or another. Whether we ever fulfill that potential is another matter.

      Furthermore, your post implies (to me) a lack of concern for other environments. I'm not one to suggest that we should not visit or utilize these other worlds, but we need to take responsibility for our actions, and the ramifications they cause. Consider the research we may be denied the opportunity for, if we were to rampantly spread and 'contaminate' other environments. We've done it over and over again on this planet, usually before we knew any better. Lets try not to do it in the future, ok ?

      BTW = This is a practical concern, not some sort of fluffy feel-good 'lets not harm the martians' kind of thing.

    7. Re:Polluting other planets by ultramk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but did you see her naked? That's all that matters.

      Only on /. would this comment get modded "+4, Insightful"

      m-

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    8. Re:Polluting other planets by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I discovered that the she felt that GOD had given us this planet and not Mars, hence we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

      Eh, I've met athiests who oppose us colonizing space as well for the same reasons (minus the God part).

      It has nothing to do with theology.

      It has everything to do with this: --> People are, in general, fucking idiots.

      I hope this helps. :-)

      Was she at least good in bed?

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    9. Re:Polluting other planets by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human. In reality, we can't lay claim to anything we can't hold on to.

      Who's gonna take it away from us, punk?

      Holy crap, do you know something we don't? :-o

      Does Space have a Terrible Secret?

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    10. Re:Polluting other planets by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      That fact that we are able to influence the planet more than most other species gives us a responsibility to act as caretakers.
      That's a religious belief, not a statement of fact.
    11. Re:Polluting other planets by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      You have to hold on to it before I can take it away from you :)

      That's all I'm saying.

      It's as ludicrous as that guy who claims he owns the moon. Until he can get up there and set up a He3 mine or a Motel 6, it's a pointless thing to say.

      In the same way, you can say we own the whole solar system, (the universe?) - but until you can do something with it, you just sound like a fool.

      The concept of 'ownership' is purely human, but so is the concept of 'responsiblity' - and I'm just advocating we take some when we're out there playing around in places we didn't grow up on.

    12. Re:Polluting other planets by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system. It is ours to do with as we see fit... other planets are being wasted until we make full use of them for humanity as a whole."

      I think the Annunaki would have a problem with your logic. However, since they need to return all that gold they pilfered from Earth, I guess they cannot speak on such a subject with any moral authority.

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    13. Re:Polluting other planets by El · · Score: 2

      No, it is a moral/ethical belief, but it can also be argued from pure logic. We don't know what resources we may need in the future, biological or otherwise. Therefore, by not preserving diversity now, we may be threatening our own survival as a species in the future. Why do you think we're keeping the smallpox virus in cold storage, instead of completely destroying it? Because we don't know whether or not we may need it in the future! Same argument applies to the spotted owl or snail darter. Religion has nothing to do with it; in fact, the dominant religion here states that Man was put here to have dominion over the Earth and all the creatures in it.

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    14. Re:Polluting other planets by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human. In reality, we can't lay claim to anything we can't hold on to.

      Not to be heading too far off topic, but the concept of ownership is just blatant reality and has nothing to do with humanity at all. A chimp can claim ownership to a female, and he will exercise that ownership until another, bigger chimp comes along to make him give up. Nature is full of territorial plant and animal life, and last I checked, plants weren't human.

      But the bare fact of the matter is that ownership is real. If I lay claim to Jupiter itself, and if I'm in a position to defend that ownership from anyone who would take it from me, I own Jupiter. As soon as my fleet of intergalactic battlecruisers is ready, I'm gonna lay claim to Saturn as well. What's NASA gonna do, send the Shuttle out to stop me?

      If you're in a position to exercise control over something or someone, you own that something or someone. That's the essence of ownership.

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    15. Re:Polluting other planets by tedrlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really understand your argument. Well, I understand that people often do stupid things, but I don't get why the solar system would care.

      It seems to be that the parent poster was saying (albeit in an inflammatory way) that since there is apparently no life in the solar system that can tell us otherwise, there's nothing stopping us from exploring and utilizing the resources of these planets. I mean, it's not like the rock itself will rise up against us and tell us off for disturbing it.

      The only logical reason I can see for us to avoid fumbling around the solar system and messing with things is to preserve it for future (and perhaps smarter) humans. But that would mean that we would eventually go out into the solar system anyway, which would require more technology, likely gained by our current attempts at space travel.

      Anyway, what it gets down to is that we have to do stupid things for a while to get smart. We wouldn't have environmentalism if we hadn't wasted our resources, we wouldn't have atheism if nobody saw faults with religion, and we won't be able to appreciate the wonder of space if we don't muck it up a bit first.

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    16. Re:Polluting other planets by PudriK · · Score: 1

      At the same time, efforts to "preserve" diversity mean we are preventing natural selection from eliminating species which have failed to adapt. And "preserving" diversity may also put our immediate survival at risk.

      As a case study, I suggest the use of tree farming. Humans have a need for wood as a resource. We can either delineate huge tracts of land as untouchable in order to preserve the native species, or, through proper tree farming techniques, develop an ecosystem which provides needed resources while permitting species adapted to cyclical harvesting to thrive.

    17. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, but did you see her naked? That's all that matters.
      >
      > Only on /. would this comment get modded "+4, Insightful"

      It is only Insightful on Slashdot because most slashdotters only care about seeing a girl naked, but don't think to actually seize the opportunity. They are too used to just "seeing" pictures of girls on their computer screen and jerking off to it.

    18. Re:Polluting other planets by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. He should have run for the hills immediately. Gone to the john and never came back. Slipped out the other side of the cab. Got the hell away as fast as his nerdly legs could carry him.

      Any kind of relationship with a nut case is dangerous, because nutty on one point means nutty on all points. Next thing you know, "God" would have instructed her to ram a chopstick through his left eyeball.

      The cage is turning but the hamster is dead. Keep your distance.

    19. Re:Polluting other planets by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1


      Own"er*ship\, n. The state of being an owner; the right to own; exclusive right of possession; legal or just claim or title; proprietorship.

      Or alternatively

      1: possession with the right to transfer possession to others 2: the act of possessing; "they took possession of the ball" [syn: possession] 3: the state or fact of being an owner

      Ownership in the sense of some recognized right to possess is a human construct. The male chimp doesn't own the female, and I think you'll find that the female in nature is the often the gatekeeper of any reproductive rights given to males, who compete with each other to display their viability as a mate. (either being a better protector, or, in the case of peacocks - by being pretty.. something that has nothing to do with how tough they are.).

      What you're talking about is sheer "might makes right" possession. That sort of thing can only be physically enforced. In order to do it, you have to have a physical presence. Your own examples make this point for me. "if I'm in a position to defend" Jupiter... You have only the rights to Jupiter that you can enforce yourself.

      However, say you own a house. What gives you that ownership? The legal system of your country protects your right to possess and utilize property. If someone comes along and squats in it, someone bigger and meaner than you who threatens you bodily harm if you ever come back, this does not mean they now own your house. They have possession of it for sure, but ownership is something different.

    20. Re:Polluting other planets by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      It has everything to do with this: --> People are, in general, fucking idiots

      Maybe, but idiots aren't my type, and I'm not about to demean myself by fucking them.

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    21. Re:Polluting other planets by El · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Diversity is a survival factor. "Farming" generally tends to limit diversity and encourage monoculture. This is not healthy, especially for trees. Case in point: All the trees around Lake Tahoe are currently dying. Why? Because after clearcutting many years ago, the diversity was eliminated, and all that grew back were Douglas Firs. These are all susceptible to the same diseases and pests, e.g. pine borers. More diversity would have made it more difficult for these problems to spread. Basically, by farming you're committing yourself to ever more intensive (and costly) management - thinning, fertilizing, spraying for pests - to keep the monoculture from collapsing. It just isn't sustainable long term. This doesn't mean we shouldn't attempt to manage our forest resources. It does mean we shouldn't assume the only purpose of a forest is to produce wood for our own use.

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    22. Re:Polluting other planets by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human.

      I take it then, you've never had any experience with a teritorial animal? Why do you think cats fight when there's no female around? One cat has entered another's territory and that one wants the intruder gone. That yowl you hear means, "This yard is MINE! Get out!"

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    23. Re:Polluting other planets by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      ...she feared that we were given this planet and we've made a mess of it.

      Once and for all: it's not the planet that needs saving. There is absolutely nothing we could do to this planet that it will not survive. Let's launch every nuke we have and destroy every square inch of land on this rock. Some life will survive, and it will grow and evolve and be dominant. It won't be us, of course, but it will be life. Life was here long, long before we were, and you can bet it wasn't all in "natural ecological harmony." The whole place is one giant unstable system, what with all the species competing with, and eating, each other. The current ecosystem will not survive for long, but the beauty of it is that a new, different ecosystem will take its place. And this has happened, millions of times, all over the planet, even before we got here.

      No, folks, what needs saving is not the planet, but our way of life. For example, if we want to continue driving around, we'll need to use something other than fossil fuels. Once they run out, we'll have to wait another 50 million years or so to get some more. I don't have that long. My point here is that it's not the planet that's in trouble. Long after we're dead and gone, the planet will still be here, merrily producing life.

      ...we shouldn't mess up God's plans with Mars by stomping all over it with our oversized space boots.

      So what are God's plans for Mars? "Look but don't touch?" I can't find that anywhere in the Bible. (Probably because the Bible was written by people* for whom the Earth was the entire universe. They had no concept of standing on another world in that time.) I can, however, find Genesis 1:28, "God blessed them; and God said to them, 'Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it; and rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over every living thing that moves on the earth.'" I can only assume that by "earth" the writer of Genesis meant "universe," since the Earth was the boundary for human habitation at the time.

      Guess what, we humans, as a race, own everything in the solar system.

      I wouldn't say we own it, persay, but we certainly seem to be the only creatures who have the ability to reach most of it. And, frankly, I rather like the idea of spreading the human race around a bit. It's fairly clear that one of these days we're going to obliterate ourselves, and it would be nice if the planet-wide extinction didn't take all of the human race with it. Keep in mind, however, that that's coming from a purely selfish need to continue the human race. The planet, or even the solar system, would be quite content without us. Life will continue.

      Boy, am I going to get flamed into oblivion for this one. "I remember when I had good karma..."


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    24. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm going to argue that it's our position to decide the destiny of every bit of metal, gas and rock that's floating in orbit around our sun."

      We get the Sun also right? I got me some plans for it...Muahahaha!

    25. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Guess what ... the concept of ownership is completely human."

      Then why does my dog keep pissing in the same places around my yard???

    26. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Fucking* mods ...get a life !
      ahem ...oh ok UN Fucking Mods

    27. Re:Polluting other planets by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Well, we *do* have tree farming already. I own shares in New Zealand planted forest, which should be ready to harvest in, oh, 30 years or so. This is on land that has already been wiped clean by previous generations, so we can leave the surviving native areas alone. I understand that similar things happen in South America too, although it seems that some folks would rather charge into the virgin rain forests instead (rat bastards, imo). Cyclical harvesting as you suggest is an interesting idea, but species that have been unmoved for thousands of years aren't real good at adapting to a 30 or even 100 year cycle.

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    28. Re:Polluting other planets by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The question of exploiting other celestial bodies is moot until it becomes economically feasible to do so anyhow.

      Exactly! And once it becomes profitable to do so, THEN we own everything in the solar system! Plus any other planets we can get to and beat up the current inhabitants of! :D

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    29. Re:Polluting other planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Only on /. would this comment get modded "+4, Insightful"

      That is because /. is the only forum that uses a moderation system like +n adjective .

    30. Re:Polluting other planets by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I don't really understand your argument.

      Obviously not. We are in total agreement.

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  53. Oil on Sedna? by Homology · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's next? Drill Sedna for oil?

    Oil on Sedna? On a dirty, utterly cold rock on the very edge of the Solar system? On a rock that even NASA hesitate to call a planet? Let me guess, you are the product of the US high school system with intellectual skills honed to perfection by watching Fox News?

  54. Note to slashdot editors... by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before allowing troll articles, please modify slashcode so we can mod them accordingly.

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  55. NO! Don't do it! by Lothsahn · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could poison Europa's environment and possibly destroy any life down there!

    ...With DihydrogenMonoxide!

    Think of all the DihydrogenMonoxide that would be released as a result of all this melting! It could be catastrophic!

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  56. Huh? by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    "What next? Drill Sedna for oil?"

    Nah...we'd have to use all the oil we found just to fly back...of course, that's assuming that there were once dinosaurs on Sedna...pretty bold assumption considering we just found that damn thing..

    why do I feel like I'm responding to a troll?

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  57. Yet another example... by travdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is yet another example of why NASA should make more use of Ask Slashdot. We could have helped create a better rover AND saved Europa!

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  58. Wiping out life on Europa by zoneball · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    That would be close to never. Europa isn't exactly like a small city like Nagasaki for instance. Even when we intentionally unleashed 2 radioactive devices at Nagasaki and Hiroshima, we failed to wipe out all life on the local chain of Japanese islands.

    Even around Chernobyl 18 years later life seems to be going on as usual.

    The reactors for spacecraft just aren't large enough to cause any large scale catastrophic wipe-outs.

    1. Re:Wiping out life on Europa by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Perhaps - but we don't know much about life on Europa, which is why we don't want to spoil our opportunity to observe it (if it exists) by altering the conditions more than necessary.

      Life there could be very delicate, protected by the shield of the ice crust, and prone to destruction or worse yet - alteration - by exposure to outside contaminants (including radiation.. but worse yet, heavy metal leakage)

      It's like any good scientific experiment - try and control and limit as many variables as possible. That way you can study the others with a higher degree of confidence that you're seeing the 'natural' state.

    2. Re:Wiping out life on Europa by HardCase · · Score: 1
      Even around Chernobyl 18 years later life seems to be going on as usual.


      Well, I wouldn't say that it is "as usual", but life is still going on.


      -h-

    3. Re:Wiping out life on Europa by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

      We have exploded over 2000 nuclear devices on Earth. 427 Megatons of that was done in Atmosphere. If these tree huggers were right, we would all be dead right now.
      I think a deep probe would be a good idea but landing a few mobile landers on the surface near the cracks would let us at least examine the area for fossils if any.

  59. Previous attempt to avoid contamination by Cheeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought one of the arguments for crashing the Gallileo probe into Jupiter, was that they didn't want to leave it in orbit and risk having it crash into Europa, where there may be life. Deciding to drill a probe into Europa would seem to be just as risky with regard to contamination.

    Forget about radation for a minute, and just think about the microbes that may still be on the probe from earth? Any chance these to be introduced onto Europa? Perhaps if there wasn't life before, we would introduce it.

    In either case I find it odd that previous missions would go to extreme measure to avoid contaminating Europa and this mission plans to flat out do it on purpose.

    1. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by BlueCup · · Score: 1

      Any life we brought there would have to evolve incredibly quick. There's nothing on this planet even remotely similar to the climate there, so no reason for anything to evolve here to survive there.

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    2. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by susano_otter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look: The Galileo probe had contamination problems because it was designed for a space-only mission, and therefore was not subjected to a rigorous decontamination process before launch.

      Therefore, when the possibility arose that it might crash on Europa, the decision was made to burn the probe rather than risk contamination.

      Since this probe is intended to actually land on Europa, it will be subjected to the rigorous decontaminiation process that is already in place and applied as part of the standard prep checklst for planetary missions (such as the Mars rovers, for example).

      Summary:
      Galileo--space mission, not decontaminated, not allowed to land on Europa.
      Europa Probe--planetary mission, decontaminated, intended to land on Europa.
      You--not smarter than NASA.

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    3. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by sethanon · · Score: 1

      Not quite true, as the article mentions, there is Lake Vostok.

      Lake Vostok is a large, deep lake 4km underneath the ice sheet in Antartica that may be staying liquid due to a geothermic heat source.

      Of course the chances of anything living in there getting onto a Europa-bound probe unintentionally are pretty slim.

      Any probe designs intended for Europa will more than likely be tested on Lake Vostok first.

    4. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by BlueCup · · Score: 1

      Ah! Whoops, looks like you are right. I retract my previous comment =)

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    5. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by crablouie · · Score: 1

      http://astrobiology.arc.nasa.gov/stories/europa_vo stok_0899.html

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    6. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by strider69666 · · Score: 1

      Ummm....apparantly you are not thinking correctly. If it is decontaminated here on earth, it will pick up more microbes as it is launched. Our atmosphere is packed with them, and it is unavoidable. Unless they decontaminate the probe in a hermetic chamber and seal it inside an airtight container that is launched into space, which then in turn is released from the rocket, using afterburners or the like to fry the oustide of the container while in space to remove contaminates and then finally ejecting the probe on it's route to Europa, it WILL have contaminates all over it.
      Of course I'm not a scientist, nor do I work for NASA, but that seems to make sense in the common sense area.

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    7. Re:Previous attempt to avoid contamination by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Of course the Europa probe will be decontaminated silly! I mean, NOTHING can live withing 20 feet of anything that is, was, or ever will be radioactive, right?

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  60. DANGIT! Earth first! by greywar · · Score: 1

    We can strip mine the other planets later. Sheesh. As for life there-if it can't fight back who cares?

  61. The earth is FLAT I tell you! by gb506 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, let's all bury our heads up our asses for fear we might drop a cigarette butt on Europa...

  62. Heh by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    Ever notice how observations like these are intended to make one look more intelligent than engineers at space programs?

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  63. short memory? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    If I was a scientist working on a probe to Europa, the least of my worries would be a backlash from environmentalists afraid that I contaminate that moon.

    I'd be much more worried about people lobbying to stop me from launching at all, a la Cassini probe. Remember all that fuss?

    1. Re:short memory? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not rocket scie...er...

      ;)
      I remember it...lots of spouting about 'the most toxic element blah blah blah'. While it was true, it was misleading. There are FAR more toxic (in far smaller doses) compounds that we deal with every day. 'If it exploded, blah blah blah'.

      Our Rocket Science Overlords are far more capable of taking appropriate actions and measures to prevent contamination than most people give them credit for. It's easy to point to failures (notably, metric unit conversions...), it's much harder to estimate and prevent every possible problem. At some point, cost vs. risk becomes the limiting factor. I don't believe anyone is planning on intentionally introducing life to an extraterrestrial environment. (well...with the exception of manned moon/mars missions...)

      Oh...wait...

  64. yeah who cares about Earth? by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the real issue here be the rocket blowing up in range of EARTH?? If it blows up on some distant moon that has little to know intelligent life, well, that we should worry about, but if it blows up here, well, why even discuss it?

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    1. Re:yeah who cares about Earth? by gryf · · Score: 1

      Well if the radioactive space turd lands on your lawn. Don't touch it. Don't take it to school. And don't use it as a top piece for your tin foil hat.

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  65. Do they button their collars on Europa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like they do in terrestrial Europe and the
    Americas?

  66. Dune by amightywind · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." -- Muad'dib

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  67. Better heed the warning... by patricksevenlee · · Score: 1
    "All These Worlds Are Yours Except Europa.
    Attempt No Landing There. Use Them Together.
    Use Them in Peace."

    Don't want to piss off those black rectangles!

  68. But the point is...? by Pi_0's+don't+shower · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a graduate student in astrophysics (not planetary geology, which this would fall under), I think this is an overall good idea. (Agreed, the poster sounds a tad biased.)

    There are a few points which I would like clarified by someone who is perhaps knowledgeable. For one, landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge. (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.) How can we plan for that?

    Secondly, I don't think it's known how deep the ice goes? Is there a plan for if the ice is a foot thick? How about 10 feet? How about 1000?

    Next, can we still transmit a signal back if we have to take a probe that far underwater?

    Notwithstanding a Europan shark eating the probe, I think there are some serious scientific reasons to be concerned about the search for life on one of the solar system's most likely candidates -- and we should ask ourselves if we're taking the best approach for a multi-hundred-million dollar mission?

    1. Re:But the point is...? by AEton · · Score: 2, Funny

      landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge.

      Like killer aliens terraforming the universe? I swear those eggheads can't read:

      ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
      USE THEM TOGETHER
      USE THEM IN PEACE
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    2. Re:But the point is...? by TWX · · Score: 3, Informative

      A friend of mine is a planetary geologist, working at ASU's Space Photography Labratory and for various NASA projects. He is in favour of a mission to Europa, but taking precautions to ensure that we don't contaminate Europa with Terran life, and that we don't cause a significant impact on any life that we find there. If I remember correctly, he said that those conceiving a mission to Europa were considering a system that would heat the probe up to a high enough temperature to sterilize it.

      When he presented some of his stuff that I got to see, he said that the ice covering Europa was thick. VERY thick. Probably on the 1000 feet or greater kind of thick, though I admit that I cannot remember exactly.

      I think that communcations was going to be a relaying deal, with something on the surface of Europa relaying back to Earth, so the ROV wouldn't have to try to transmit on its own.

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    3. Re:But the point is...? by orac2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions

      Actually, we have very good knowledge of Europa's atmospheric conditions, i.e. it doesn't have one (well, no more so than our own moon). On a side note, the vast majority of failed Mars missions were lost not because of the difficulties of navigating the atmosphere but because of things like a rocket motor blowing up, or an incorrect course adjustment, these problems occuring well before any martian atmosphere was encountered.

      Estimates for the thickness of the ice on Europa vary, but think kilometers, not meters, except for a few areas, like the so-called Conemara cliffs region, were it could be much thiner, possibly due to a local hot spot.

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    4. Re:But the point is...? by techcntr · · Score: 1

      You are correct, the unknown atmospheric conditions would make it a challenge. I don't know what kind of entry system they have in mind; using a retrorocket (ala the lunar lander and the Viking Mars probes) would be less susceptible to atmospheric conditions that using parachutes and airbags.

      I believe the ice is thought to be tens of kilometers thick. You are correct, nobody knows for sure. The plan would haave to be for the maximum end of the range.

      The signal would be transmitted back by leaving an antenna on the surface and unreeling a line to it as the probe sinks through the ice.

      And the other posters are right -- Jupiter emits far more radiation than any probe would. So any extra radiation the probe might add shouldn't affect any life that might be present there.

    5. Re:But the point is...? by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 0
      On a side note, the vast majority of failed Mars missions were lost not because of the difficulties of navigating the atmosphere ...

      He was probably thinking of Venus.

    6. Re:But the point is...? by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful
      one, landing a spacecraft on Europa, where we have little knowledge of its atmospheric conditions, will be a formidable challenge. (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.)
      'Many' is a very odd spelling of 'possibly one'.
    7. Re:But the point is...? by orac2 · · Score: 1

      He was probably thinking of Venus.

      Your charitable interpretation becomes you. :)

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    8. Re:But the point is...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, we've already blown off requirement #3, and #2 isn't doing too well. So we might as well trash req #1 as well, eh?

    9. Re:But the point is...? by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Except the probe will be cutting through that ten kilometres of ice, which certainly shields Europa's water from most, if not all, of the Jovian radiation.

    10. Re:But the point is...? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 0

      Estimates for the thickness of the ice on Europa vary, but think kilometers, not meters, except for a few areas, like the so-called Conemara cliffs region, were it could be much thiner, possibly due to a local hot spot.


      Guess where the probes will be aimed then?

    11. Re:But the point is...? by Flamingcheeze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's possible that signs of life may be found embeded in the ice near the surface. Perhaps we wouldn't have to drill far...

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    12. Re:But the point is...? by DoctorStarks · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Next, can we still transmit a signal back if we have to take a probe that far underwater?
      This caught my attention in the article, because they say they want to stay under the ice and use the "type of powerful transmitter used by submarines".

      This doesn't make a lot of sense to me, because submarines typically only transmit at high frequencies via satellite. These frequencies won't go through water, let alone kilometers of ice.

      Now, if they mean very-low-frequency (VLF) transmissions, which are used to talk to submarines (but not back the other way) while they are underwater, then there is another problem. Europa is immersed in Jupiter's powerful magnetic field, and those VLF frequencies will not be able to escape that field to make it back to Earth.

      So I wonder just how well-thought-out this proposed mission really is.

    13. Re:But the point is...? by javiercero · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually the investigation on the crash of the Beagle II was pointing towards a difference in the expected density of the Martian atmosphere casuing the landing mechanism to fail (i.e. it came in too fast). A lot of the probes have to "brake" by skidding through the upper layers of the atmosphere, which can be rather risky but necessary sometimes for the corret orbital positioning.

      Martian atmospheric conditions are rather important for landing probes.

      And to the previous poster, well it turns out that Europa has an atmosphere. Galileo returned data on the ionosphere and atmospheric conditions on Europa, that is why further study is needed on such atmosphere as the original poster in this thread sugested.

    14. Re:But the point is...? by MonkeyINAbaG · · Score: 1

      So, due to lack of atmosphere, any life on this moon would rely entirely on the massive ice sheet that the probe intends to penetrate?

    15. Re:But the point is...? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Right, but the ice will melt behind the probe as it descends. It's (probably) not going to wipe out the entire planet.

      /me wonders if some ancient species once said the same about Mars...

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    16. Re:But the point is...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh... We already are sterilizing our spacecraft. You don't remember the big noises a few months ago when we crashed Galileo into Jupiter because it was launched before we were doing that?

      Of course, the impacts which have been splashing Earth and Mars rocks for millions of years across the neighborhood haven't taken sterilization precautions. Any bets the life on Europa will be vaguely familiar?

    17. Re:But the point is...? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Frozen planet... The landing method is obvious.

      Snowboard!

      Skid across the surface until we drop into something, then around and around we go until we stop in a low spot.

    18. Re:But the point is...? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      Estimates for the thickness of the ice on Europa vary, but think kilometers, not meters, except for a few areas, like the so-called Conemara cliffs region, were it could be much thiner, possibly due to a local hot spot.

      Congratulations on your run-on sentence. But on a serious note, where did you learn about Conemara? I no longer have access to cable TV, so I've been looking for DVDs and computer media CDs that might have an in-depth look at Europa, Io, etc. I'm just not finding anything that has more than a few photos.

    19. Re:But the point is...? by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Informative
      The ice doesn't shield the water from radioactives in the rock core. One of the reasons there is thought to be water down there is because Europa's density indicates the core should be at least similar in density to a rocky asteroid/meteor.

      A carbonaceous chondrite would have enough fissionables to provide heat to the bottom of the ice. If the core has more nickel-iron, there would be even more fissionables...and they'd be closer together because the core would be smaller.

      And there's enough heat from someplace that impact craters on the surface are being wiped out. What looks like cracks in the ice suggests that there might be water upwelling to the surface -- which also suggests the surface is sometimes rather warm, or there is a significant amount of heat down below for some reason.

      If that heat isn't tidal, some combination of radiation from above and below is heating it up. Or find an interesting planetary-scale chemical reaction.

    20. Re:But the point is...? by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny
      (We've lost many Mars-intended missions due to that.)

      'Many' is a very odd spelling of 'possibly one'.

      He must have been including his own fleet of probes.

    21. Re:But the point is...? by lommer · · Score: 2, Informative

      One of the mission profiles I read a while ago had the submersible tethered to the lander. I.E. the lander would land, the submersible would detach, melt through the ice, and swim around returning telemetry to the lander through the tether and then the lander would transmit the data back to earth via the DSN.

    22. Re:But the point is...? by timbit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Europa does have an atmosphere, at least according to the JPL. This site also has some good quick facts about Europa.

    23. Re:But the point is...? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      You have a very short memory...

    24. Re:But the point is...? by wulfhound · · Score: 1

      VLF to/from a lander on the surface, which then transmits (via one or more additional relays) high frequency radio back to Earth?

    25. Re:But the point is...? by orac2 · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on your run-on sentence

      Hey, you want the good writing, pay me! I read about Connemara; I don't have the book to hand, but I'll look it up when I get home tonight and give you the reference.

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    26. Re:But the point is...? by orac2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, atmospheric conditions are important, but they are not usually the cause of Mars probe failures, which suggets that if its a managable problem on Mars, it's a non-issue on Europa. Notice my deliberate caveat about the Europan atmosphere (no more so that our own moon): it is possible to detect gas molecules in the space around Europa just as with the Moon, but that doesn't mean that a barometer on the surface would read anything but zero unless you had a really, really, really good barometer and looked really, really, really closely: the atmospheric pressure at the surface is scarely one hundreth billionth of that of Earth. For landing navigation purposes this is as close to zero as makes no difference. Even if you could get enough of the atoms in this incredibly dispersed atomosphere to move together at the same time in the same direction to produce a Europan wind, I doubt it could deflect an incoming probe by even a millimeter. (It's been estimated that if you gathered up the entire Europan atmosphere and compressed it to Earth atmospheric pressures, it would fill only about a dozen Houston Astrodomes).

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  69. Geez, did you see the SIZE of that probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That probe looks huge! What is that, revenge for all the anal studies the little green men have been doing to humans all these years?

  70. but we're not done here yet! by discogravy · · Score: 1

    Earth first! We'll mine the other planets later!

  71. Explore Our Deep Sea First by Mr.+Certainly · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why aren't we using this same tech to explore our own oceans a bit more? With the locality of specific forms of life, we could easily miss a few microbes on a foreign planet if we only search in one spot. We still haven't explored our own oceans to discover the secrets and new life that may yet still be there... ...if we haven't killed them by radiation yet.

    1. Re:Explore Our Deep Sea First by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I wanna see a giant squid fighting a sperm whale, damnit!

      Oh, and a shark fight a crocodile, that sounds ExCiTinG!!!1!1!!

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  72. You ever think.. by firew0lfz · · Score: 1

    the editors let in these kind of story submissions just because its a slow news day and watching us all get riled up and keeping ourselves on our toes checking up facts entertains them?

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    1. Re:You ever think.. by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 1
      the editors let in these kind of story submissions just because its a slow news day and watching us all get riled up and keeping ourselves on our toes checking up facts entertains them?

      Of course!

      These posts are like their personal gladiator arenas!

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  73. I'm no science buff, so... by Savatte · · Score: 1

    can someone tell exactly which probe contaminated our oceans, as the submitter seemed to imply?

  74. ditto by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

    And the comments reflect the trolling nature of the story. I don't think there has been one supporting post or anyone who really is worried about toxic leaks on a moon of a distant frozen planet that may or may not contain liquid water let alone life.

    1. Re:ditto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think there has been one supporting post or anyone who really is worried about toxic leaks on a moon of a distant frozen planet that may or may not contain liquid water let alone life.

      I'm not worried about that either, but amigoro is so wrong it's sad.

      He should still worry about Earth. They want to stick this thing in Lake Vostok which is not contaminated, as far as we know.

  75. Wonder no more, it will not wipe out life. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is really frustrating to hear this kind of ignorant nonsense masquerading as legitimate concern. The natural sources for radioactivity on Europa vastly outweigh anything man could introduce with this probe plan. The last thing we need is junk science wielded by knee jerk eco-fanatics over other Solar System bodies without justification. Stick to torching SUVs pretending you're having a positive effect instead of a negative one & leave the brain trust to get on with the difficult process of rational thought and exploring the Solar Sysetem.

  76. It was self defense by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Funny
    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    Hey, I've got intelligence that shows that those microbes could evolve into sentient tool using creatures then develop and deploy weapons of mass destruction in a mere million years. If we wait to know for certain the first warning may be a mushroom cloud on Earth. Can we take that risk? We have to strike first!

    1. Re:It was self defense by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "If we wait to know for certain the first warning may be a mushroom cloud on Earth. Can we take that risk? We have to strike first!"

      Mr. President, please refrain from posting on Slashdot until you find WMD in Iraq; your re-election campaign is now and you do not have excess time to waste.

      Oh, and by the way, the term is "pre-emption," not "strike first" or "first strike." Thank you. :)

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    2. Re:It was self defense by mmontour · · Score: 1

      Oh, and by the way, the term is "pre-emption," not "strike first" or "first strike."

      Actually, it's "Anticipatory Defense" now.

    3. Re:It was self defense by danro · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's "Anticipatory Defense" now.

      Sounds more and more like plain old attack, doesn't it?

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  77. From HAL by andrewuoft · · Score: 1

    All these Worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

  78. Utter Nonsense by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Utter nonsense. We have every right to explkre for life beyond Earth, and no obligation to preseve anything, anywhere.

    Peopole like Amigoro need to stop apologizing for being alive. People are more important than animals.

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    1. Re:Utter Nonsense by pixel_bc · · Score: 1

      > We have every right to explkre for
      > life beyond Earth, and no obligation
      > to preseve anything, anywhere.

      We also demand the right to spell checkers!

    2. Re:Utter Nonsense by thebatlab · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll bet you're an american.

      Ok, relax it's just a joke..sort of :)

    3. Re:Utter Nonsense by reallocate · · Score: 1

      So... why behave like you're ashamed to be alive? Or as if it's immoral to change anything, anywhere? The same bogus belief that would oppose exploring for life on Europa would have kept humans in Africa scavenging for food and dieing before we're 30.

      In other word, why have Europeans given up?

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    4. Re:Utter Nonsense by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Who's to say it isn't immoral? And who's to say we're better off with exploring and changing everything? And who's to say the life of a scavenger was any worse than the life we lead now?

      And who's to say we have any "right" to do any of this? Who says we're not just guests here (earth and otherwise) and have no specific rights at all other than to enjoy what we were given? You don't just go into a hotel and start opening every door and examining under the floorboards claiming you have a right to do so?

      Rights are a tricky thing. It's easy to proclaim "I have a right to ". It's not as easy to question whether it's a justified right and whether taking advantage of this right will have any benefit in the end. Maybe the only way to find that out is to use the right. Knowledge is tricky business :)

    5. Re:Utter Nonsense by reallocate · · Score: 1

      I say it isn't immoral. That's all the authority I need. Don't know about you.

      If you think we're better off living as scavengers and dieing in our third decade, watching most of the children we bear die before their first birthday, be my guest. I consider that a lot worse than our lives right now.

      Rights don't need to be justified. They simply exist. They aren't gifts, because that implies a giver. It isn't a question of deciding if exercising a right will benefit anyone, because "benefit" is open to interpretation. (What benefits me may injure you, or vice versa. Even when we both exercising the same rights.)

      It's both sophistic and sophomoric to argue by fabricated analogies that are designed to lead the other side away from the thrust of the issue. It's common, sadly, on /. It's also common among people who are ashamed to be human.

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    6. Re:Utter Nonsense by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      "I say it isn't immoral. That's all the authority I need. Don't know about you."

      I'm probably going to need more than your word ;) Maybe it's me but that seems a bit like a self-serving statement. If you were to decide that screwing over someone for monetary gain was completely moral, should that make it so? Shouldn't all humankind have a bit of a say in the morality issue? Of course, it can be partitioned off a bit farther where individual societies have different ideas of immoral and the likes but that's for another day I guess.

      "Rights don't need to be justified. They simply exist."

      How do they exist? What makes them so? Where are they set out as a right? And yes, one person's "right" might harm another person. That should open up the question of whether that right is proper or not. I'm not saying that no rights exist, I'm questioning how we (we as a very broad term) decide what is a right and what isn't. I suppose you might say that you do :)

      "It's both sophistic and sophomoric to argue by fabricated analogies that are designed to lead the other side away from the thrust of the issue"

      I wasn't using an analogy to lead away from the issue. I was moreso using it to further the discussion on it. Don't assume that all analogies are improper. Moreso, I don't find that it was sophistic in any way or sophomoric at all. It's not like this is the first time I've opened my mouth in a discussion. Discussions present points that can get refuted or agreed or even broken down further. To simply dismiss something so quickly might seem to imply a sophmoric attitude towards discussion. I, however, have not made that assumption about you.

      "It's also common among people who are ashamed to be human."

      Damn, that's a strange conclusion to come too :S

      And try not to assume that I believe in everything I'm saying here. That's what makes discussing things interesting. You don't have to believe in what you say but by arguing for what you don't agree in, you may see the other side in a new light.

    7. Re:Utter Nonsense by reallocate · · Score: 1

      >> Shouldn't all humankind have a bit of a say in the morality issue?

      Sure, every individual gets to decide for themselves about morality. "Humankind" is not some kind of group mind that can form a single opinion. "Humankind" is just 6 billion or so humans.

      >> How do they exist? What makes them so?

      Rights exist because we exist. No external agency exists that gives us rights; we are born and we are free. Society limits how we can exercise those rights by making distinctions between the legality and morality of instances of similar actions carried out in different circumstances. For, example: the act of killing a person in times of war or in self-defense versus killing the same person on a city street just before you take his wallet. Society says we have a right to do the former but not the latter. I say we are born free to do both, and that we, as a society, use different nomenclature and language to describe the same acts when their circumstances differ.

      I'm not saying that murder is moral. I am saying, however, that the use of language like "you have no right to murder someone" means that society has decided to prohibit murder. If we have a right to kill in certain circumstances, we must have a right to kill in any circumstances, but society, fortunately, constrains our ability to exercise our rights when it is in the interests of that society.

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  79. MESSAGE BEGINS by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 3, Funny

    All These Worlds Are Yours Except Europa. Attempt No Landing There. Use Them Together. Use Them in Peace.

  80. Radiation is WHAT?! by clustermonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Help! Help! I'm covered in rediation! Get it off!.....

    ...What? What do you mean sunlight is radiation?


    They'll always fear what they can't understand.

  81. Somebody mod the parent up. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    I can't believe a self-purported geek site like slashdot would stick such fear-mongering into an article.

  82. Typical anti-science by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The news post is such a typical anti-science message that it'd be funny if it weren't so depressing that people can be so stupid. The message obviously shows somebody who is against things they don't understand. They're probably the kind of person who opposes GM food not because it is unsafe, but because it has the word "genetic" in it.

    1. Re:Typical anti-science by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Or the kind of person who would try to ban that most dangerous of substances, Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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    2. Re:Typical anti-science by cliffski2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      what the hell? so you reckon after a few bungled 'trials' that you are happy for innocent little companies like monsanto to decide what goes in the food we eat? Sorry if this sounds 'anti-science' but I don't trust GM food, I see no reason for it given that organic food tastes just great and has worked fine for thousands of years. Here in the UK we have learned from BSE not to trust big corporations to decide whats healthy for us when they put crap in our food.

    3. Re:Typical anti-science by ovit · · Score: 0

      GM food is the technology that will feed the entire planet.

      For once, please, someone think more than 1 step in advance.

      A company is not going to force a dangerous product on a population as that would RUIN their future earning potential. Corporations are all about their bottom line, and that is a GOOD THING.

      I'm not saying mistakes won't be made... But seriousley, I bet you run a much higher risk taking a prescription from a doctor, or submitting to any medical procedure for instance. Are you going to stop seeing the doctor because their is a risk that you could be prescribed a drug that you are allergic to? Or give some procedure that puts you in a wheel chair?

      If you are rich enough to afford avoiding all GM food, then GREAT. I'm happy for you. But tell someone starving that their is a 1% chance this bag of rice will make them sick and see what they're reaction is.

    4. Re:Typical anti-science by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      We've been breeding crops for thousands of years. The only difference between traditional breeding and direct genetic modification is the level of control we have over the food's final characteristics. You mention organic food as if GM foods are composed entirely of non-organic compounds. Farmers can still grow GM crops in the "organic" fashion which means less pesticides and herbicides in rivers and lakes. GM foods are especially useful to "organic" farmers because they can be bred with resistance to various fungi and pests that would normally require tons upon tons of pesticides and herbicides.

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    5. Re:Typical anti-science by PostItNote · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what will they be growing? Will it have the terminator gene built in? Will it be producing its own roundup to dump into our water table? Will it kill people with peanut allergies? Will it have a super strong resistance to antibiotics?

      GM holds a lot of promise, but right now the people pushing GM foods onto the market are the ones I am the least likely to trust. Monsanto, in particular, has far too questionable a history for me to trust their products. Golden rice sounds great. Golden rice that is sterile and forces the farmers growing it to be serfs to Monsanto is not so great. Corn that produces its own pesticide is very bad - it will be laying down roundup when it isn't needed in an effort to put as much crap into the water table and promoting resistance at the same time.

      I see nothign anti-science about advocating caution. Particularly after people have been lied to so much by the same people telling us to eat up.

    6. Re:Typical anti-science by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > I don't trust GM food, I see no reason for it given that organic food tastes just great and has worked fine for thousands of years.

      You don't eat corn, do you? :)

    7. Re:Typical anti-science by cliffski2 · · Score: 0

      I couldnt agree more. Its amazing how some people see any criticism of a new technology as being luddite. These are the same people that bandy around terms like 'rgey goo problem' to show how educated they are (in other words, they read engines of creation) but refuse to accept that GM food may be the cause of its very own grey goo disaster. It was in the news recently that a canadian organic farmer was being sued by monsanto for using their product without paying for it, because their fancy GM crops had cross polinated (and thus rendered worthless) his own organic crops. I have nothing agisnt GM crops in principle, but keep it in the lab for a good many years yet please. It says a lot when a technology can be opposed by 83% of the Uk population, yet be imposed on us anyway at the request of a govt minister who also happens to own the 3rd largest UK supermarket. Somehow I dont think his motives are giving the customer what they want.

    8. Re:Typical anti-science by cliffski2 · · Score: 0

      in the UK i do yes. Thankfully we havent yet handed over the food chain to monsanto like you mugs in the US.

    9. Re:Typical anti-science by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > in the UK i do yes.

      You really, really, really , have no fucking clue about how corn came to exist, do you?

    10. Re:Typical anti-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much as I disagree with you, I'm not going to comment on the rights and wrongs of GM food. Instead, I'm going to comment on you completely missing the point of the grandparent post. He's not saying that genetic modification is or isn't safe. He's complaining about people who make judgements without knowing anything about the issues involved - rather like yourself.

    11. Re:Typical anti-science by robinmm · · Score: 1

      And I suppose you think that you're the type of person who truly does have enough understanding to morally justify an action that could very well result in contaminating, or irreparably damaging some unknown form of life.
      I would much rather see scepticism now, than the all too common "We sould have know better," later.

    12. Re:Typical anti-science by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Isn't that why people oppose it?

    13. Re:Typical anti-science by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't being anti-science, the issue is being anti-informed. My point is and was that we've been performing genetic modification on all sorts of things for years.

      A huge number of sustenance crops grown throughout the world are the product of thousands of years of human directed breeding. Plant breeding has been happening before people had even a modest understanding of the underlying genetics. Many wheat cultivars contain a chromosome arm from rye which provides protection from many types of diseases, this has been done without directly changing the wheat's genetic structure. The bananas most of us buy in the store are a result of a hybrid created from Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana, both species of the Musa genus.

      The main difference between GM crops from the likes of Monsanto and the more traditional crops made from controlled pollenation is the Monsanto species have more predictable outcomes. Even in modern labs controlled pollenation is a hit or miss proposition with regards to specific traits in the final products.

      Monsanto might be an evil corporation, I'm not necessarily a fan of their business practices. That doesn't mean GM food is bad or essentially different from the crops we grow and eat every day.

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    14. Re:Typical anti-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow more abuse. thats really helping make your point.
      how enlightening

    15. Re:Typical anti-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry but this is bullshit. Convntional plant breeding is NOTHING like what monsanto are doing. Taking jellyfish genes and trying to splcie them into a tomato (for example) is just NOT something that your conventional plant breeder is going to do. When you cross the species barrier you are doing something entirely new, and with entirely unpredictable results.
      You reckon you know exactly what will happen? hell, my local doctor admits he cant be 100% sure what side effects I might get from taking a drug thats been on sale for 10 years, and yet with this same vague promise of rpedicatability you want to introduce stuff like this into the food chain? no thanks pal.

    16. Re:Typical anti-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how come people in africa send the stuff back if its such a wonderfull cure for their food problems.
      how come oxfam and other charities have said over and over again, that its food distribution, economic policy corruption and war that is causing starvation, not crop yield?
      pro-GM campaigners lvoe to shroud the stuff in this myth that its being researched to help starving people, but this just isnt true. Its monsanto and sainsburys pushing the stuff, not south africa and oxfam.

  83. Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by illumnat · · Score: 2, Funny
    One of the reasons given for crashing Galileo into Jupiter was to prevent contamination of Europa...

    From CNN:

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/21/galileo.c rash/
    To prevent the chance, however small, of any surviving terrestrial germs on Galileo from contaminating Europa or its sibling satellites, NASA decided to crash the craft.
    Now the Germans want to send a radioactive probe to Europa? That won't contaminate anything will it... What happens when the probe eventually fails. What happens when the probe gets torn apart by the ice it is burrowing through?

    Yup... We're going to be battling radioactive superbugs from Europa!
    1. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by Frennzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? Oh..wait...that's not what I meant.

      Are you suggesting that NASA plans on intentionally creating radioactive superbugs with 16 claws and 8 eyes, that can code in C++ and will work for small additional amounts of radiation?

      Great. Just great. Now I'll never be able to retire.

    2. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by illumnat · · Score: 1

      Well, it's all part of the larger scheme to outsource IT work to Europa. It's sure going to be tough to smooth out that rough Europan accent though!

    3. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Are you suggesting that NASA plans on intentionally creating radioactive superbugs with 16 claws and 8 eyes, that can code in C++ and will work for small additional amounts of radiation?"

      Why would NASA go to such trouble when India already operates such a business model? Hmmm.... :0

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    4. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do so many people read a joke and then post the same joke with different words? Do you not realize that the parent post was a joke (maybe because it was over your head?), or do you actually think you've added something to the conversation?

      I apologize to the rest of the class for flaming, but I've wanted to say that for a long time.

    5. Re:Preventing contamination by crashing Galileo by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      Why do so many people read a joke and then post the same joke with different words?

      Its called a "clarification." Are you not familiar with such a concept?

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  84. As Cartman once said so elequently. by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

    I HATE HIPPIES!

  85. The real reason for the search for life on Europa by gradualstudent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since NAFTA has been such a smashing success, the government is looking for new places to send American jobs. A moon of Jupiter seems like a good place to start: not too far from home, no organized labor, no pesky Judeo-Christian holidays to hamper production. Outsourcing at its finest!

  86. Re:why not focus on exploiting the resources of th by CuriHP · · Score: 1

    Because it is several orders of magnitude less expensive to mine those same materials right here on Earth.

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  87. W're gonna stick a penis in it! by scorp1us · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you see that probe thing? Looks like a diant dildo. We get to a moon, and the first thign we do is have sex with it. (Yeah, we drilled the moon too)

    The male sex drive is at least as big as the solar system.

    I'm just glad we have no plans to do it yo Uranus.

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  88. You had it right the first time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those snotty Europeans are all anuses! (Anii?!!)

  89. Re:DANGIT! Earth first! by El · · Score: 1

    As for life there-if it can't fight back who cares? I don't know -- if they are truly TASTY little aliens, we should try to preserve them as a food source...

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  90. Radiation is not our worry! by kakos · · Score: 2, Funny

    As many have pointed out, I don't think we have to worry about radiation since Europa is in Jupiter's radiation belts.

    However, what we do have to worry about is the primitive fish-like people of Europa worshipping our probe like a god! Think of the cultural havok we could wreck on their primitive society!

  91. Sounds like a job for the army... by fa098h23fra · · Score: 0

    Meet new and interesting forms of life... and kill them.

  92. It's a CONSPIRACY!!! by panzerboy · · Score: 0

    Stephan Ulamec is an anagram for

    A SEA PUNCH MELT!!!

    C'mon, folks! This is proof positive that Bu$h is behind this!

    He WANTS TO PUNCH AND MELT THE SEA!!!! We're all gonna die!!!

    now where did I put that tinfoil hat?

  93. Xenocide! by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you all laugh and tell your jokes - but in another context this stuff becomes the basis of your favorite episode of Star Trek.

    1. Re:Xenocide! by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, you all laugh and tell your jokes - but in another context this stuff becomes the basis of your favorite episode of Star Trek."

      Are you referencing the Xindi? I didn't think anyone on Slashdot would actually admit to viewing "Enterprise."

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    2. Re:Xenocide! by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I'll admit to it, but that doesn't mean I like it.

      It's Star Trek, and with no other substitute, it serves as a hold-over until good trek comes along. It's not like I WANT to watch it, I just don't have a choice :p

    3. Re:Xenocide! by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "It's Star Trek, and with no other substitute, it serves as a hold-over until good trek comes along. It's not like I WANT to watch it, I just don't have a choice :p"

      Don't you mean, "it serves as a hold-over until the good Doctor comes along"? After all, thanks to the BBC, Doctor Who shall return in 2005. :)

      Tune in to "Angel." That's quality genre programming. And we need as many people tuning in so the WB Network will cave in and renew it for Season Six... :0 You can always catch the repeat of "Enterprise" on Saturday nights on UPN...

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    4. Re:Xenocide! by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I watch every episode of Angel, and sent a few thousand people to SavingAngel.com by posting some banners on my site before it shut down :)

  94. The anti-probe movement by ronfar · · Score: 1
    About the anti-probe movement, is this new?

    Or is it just my recent change from right wing news to left wing news has made me more aware of it. From my perspective it seems like an "anti-radioctive probe movement" has suddenly sprung up, along with a somewhat sensible "anti-militarization of space movement" which unfortunately seems to be intertwined with it.

    Look, let's say there are tasty fish on Europa. If we never send probes there, how will we be able to send them back to Earth to be filleted and served in a nice basil sauce in Thai restaurants, answer me that?

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  95. litres? WTF is that?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was talking gallons, you foreign dog!
    Bloody petroterrorist. We'll be back for you later!

  96. They did this in Antarctica by MouthGMachine · · Score: 1

    This is interesting because our lecturer at McGill just finished telling us about how they did this in Antarctica 10 years ago. The success of that mission in proving that life exists under 3 metre ice sheets (on lakes) in the McMurdo Dry Valleys is one of the reasons why this mission to Europa is planned. Great pictures of my lecturer (Andersen) in Antarctica are here. The video footage is again even more impressive - whole unadulterated sea beds of stromatolites and other cyanobacteria like nowhere else on earth.

  97. Supremely bad idea... by BeCre8iv · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I can not think of a more stupid idea than strapping a nuclear reactor to a rocket and blasting it through our athmosphere. Can you possibly rate our chances alongside the shuttle record with all the safety checks that go with human cargo. so call me a tree hugger - makes no difference. You will be dead too.

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  98. water off the planet is a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Finding a significant supply of water off the planet is
    a very big deal. Aside from the "is there life" question
    (that the press just loves) is the more important issue of
    use by human colonists. When you do the math on
    off-planet colonies, by far the biggest cost is supplying
    water. If we can find a usable supply that is already outside
    our atmosphere, then we are a big leg up.

  99. Leave Europa alone by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    What was the ending quote from 2010?

    You can have any planet, but leave Europa alone.

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  100. Um, organism migration is normal behavior by tobycat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If one steps back and looks at interplanetary exploration a bit more generically, it is actually quite similar to early man hopping from continent to continent populating (or should we say "infecting") each land mass along the way with humanity.

    Migration is something organisms do. Plain and simple.

    Truthfully, I'd be more concerned about ET organisms messing up our environment more than the other way around.

  101. Damn Europa's fragile ecosystem by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    If it can't withstand human curiousity, it doesn't deserve to exist!

    And on a more serious note -- could the person who posted this story have been any more cynical?

  102. 18 years? by tgd · · Score: 1

    Crap, you just rubbed my face in how old I am.

    *sigh*

  103. Ok, Thats IT! by ovit · · Score: 0

    This site has gotten to be SO LEFTIST as to be almost ridiculous. Actually, it's really kind of funny... It's almost to the point that their isn't even a pretense of balance...

  104. "Dave... what are you doing, Dave?" by Vexler · · Score: 1

    "I hate you, Dave."

  105. See it's funny.... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    ...how someone can use God as a excuse to do or not do something. Maybe God wants us to figure out how to terraform Mars? Maybe that's why we built all this machinery to find out what the hell is on there. Perhaps the knowledge of transporting between planets makes us Gods? Who knows.

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  106. Geezus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible to post a story without drowning it in your syrupy ideological flavor of the month?

  107. Re:Talk about a weird week. -OT- by orasio · · Score: 0

    It you just think about it, it is plain stupid to enter the only extraterrestrial possible source of life we know in the universe, because we could contaminate, and kill them. We are not talking about genocide, this is the possible death of another earth, much more than wiping a civilization off.
    I think we should leave them alone, at least until we know enough about ourselves and our bacteria/viruses/fungi to do this in a safe way.
    Now we are just starting to know some things, wait another couple hundred years, and it could be done more responsibly. We are talking about wiping our only companion in the universe, if there is one.

    The problem with CA, is just one more bit that shows that the US needs to rethink their government choosing skills.

    Spain, well, I wouldn't call the PSOE socialist, much less communist, they had the government for many years and were kind of centrist, although trying to implement a social democracy. T

    hat is not to say that socialist or even communist ideas are bad, that is so only in the US, in the rest of the world is just one way to look at things, as good or bad as any other. Just because the US was in war with some communist countries, that doesn't make the ideology bad,even if there have been few good implementations. Cuba for example is a place where people have an acceptable standard of living, much better than what is average in the world, if you take into account the unfair trade restrictions they are subject to because of the US.

  108. Obligatory "submitter is an environazi" comment by Mirkon · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do.

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  109. Hello, it's s-l-a-s-h-d-o-t by mattdm · · Score: 1

    I can't see how complaining that a story is biased is even *slightly* insightful. C'mon.

  110. Is that your best shot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    This is a question that's not interesting to scientists. It's not even slightly provocative. Look, after decades of antinuke literature and activism, this is the best shot you can take? Try arguing against nuke space probes on moral grounds, or out of concerns for people on the ground.

    Obviously, we don't let real science be conducted by activists. And judging from this tepid attack on nuke space probes, we likely shouldn't let activists like yourself get involved in policy issues either.

    Altogether, an F- grade. It's not even a good troll.

  111. Oh, grow up! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sorry if this sounds 'anti-science' but I don't trust GM food,

    And that is "anti-science". Exactly. It is anti-thought, anti-rationality and just plain stupid. Your opinion is clearly the result of thick, foggy ideology.

    The Big Evil Corporations also make the tools to help your body beat cancer, fight infections, help the crippled become mobile once again, and so on. Should we not trust those as well. Big Evil Corporation made it possible to post your message to the world. Will you be leaving the Internet?

    I see no reason for it given that organic food tastes just great and has worked fine for thousands of years

    All you've done here is demonstrate your total and complete ignorance on the topic. Maybe you should educate yourself on the issue with something other than political manifestos. And next time you hop and skip down to the local grocery store, realize that a lot of the world can't do that, and would love to have some crops engineered to gorw in their own backyards and resist the local threats.

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    1. Re:Oh, grow up! by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      The Big Evil Corporations also make the tools to help your body beat cancer, fight infections, help the crippled become mobile once again, and so on.


      Yah, unfortunately the big evil corps are also the ones that have polluted our water (Love Canal), promoted dangerous drugs (fen-phen), and lied about cigarettes being addictive and harmfull. Not to mention the Enrons of the world who merely try to bilk people out of billions of dollars.

      The Big Corps are for the most part about making money by doing anything they think they can get away with. People distrust corps for good reason. Sadly the anti-GM crowd has latched onto the usual scare tactics of the unknown. They reject anything GM just like the anti-nuke crowd rejected anything nuclear. I think there is reason to be suspicious of GM food, but only because it's unregulated and being wielded by entities who have a record of caring about profits first, and health second.

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    2. Re:Oh, grow up! by cliffski2 · · Score: 0

      talk about arrogance. Im all for finding a cure for cancer. my body cant beat cancer on its own. but.. newsflash for you, my body can process the tomatoes i grow in my garden just fine thanks. Im very pro science, im a programmer, my wifes a molecular biologist for crying out loud. But I eat organic food. why? well apart from the superior taste, i do NOT trust monsanto to be that concerned for my health. Its a sign of incredible arrogance that you believ that i must be ill informed because i take a different attitude to yourself. Not all science is bad, not all science is good. I suppsoe you trust nuclear power enough to have a power station next door to you? I suppsoe you think that scientists were right years ago when they said "its fine, grind up that spinal column and feed it back to the cow, there wont be any side effects." unless you arent aware, thats what gave us BSE, and the sklaughter of tens of thousands of cattle in the UK, plus at the last count 148 deaths from new variant CJD. As for your point about starving people, answer me these two questions. 1) what %tage of GM crop research goes into crops that are grown in the third world, as opposed to those popular in the affluent west. 2) Why does Africa routinely refuse offers of GM grain, if its so obviously the answer to all their problems. Overall, I find your post insulting and arrogant, you seem incapapble of accepting the fact that someone may be just as clued up on the science as yourself, and yet take an opposing view. how very american.

    3. Re:Oh, grow up! by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I'm against GM foods of the type that we have seen so far - does that make me ignorant of the subject?

      No - my partner works with GMOs every day in her job, and these GMOs are used to produce all sorts of useful products, from medicines to enzymes that are used to maximise the benefit animals gain from their feed, even enzymes that make your daily wash cleaner.

      These are good things, and the genetic modification of the organisms used in these processes isn't a worry, because they aren't out there in the wild in quantitiy. They are grown and harvested in closed systems, with little likelihood of extenal contamination.

      GM crops, on the other hand, can crosspollinate with other crops of the same species, creating several problems, not least legal (see Monsanto's record on trying to claim ownership of the results of such cross-pollination), but also technical problems for organic farmers due to the contamination of their crop.

      While it is possible to use genetic manipulation to benefit the third world, the current state of play is that Monsanto are using it to benefit Monsanto, and to lock in farmers to using Monsanto pesticides and Monsanto seed, without the right to save seed for next season.

      If GM technology is used in a good way, I'll be all for it. At present, though, it's just a profit engine for pesticide firms, and no use to anyone.

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    4. Re:Oh, grow up! by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The Big Evil Corporations also make the tools to help your body beat cancer"

      Those same Big Evil Corporations also brought us a plethora of things which cause the cancers and illnesses they are also developing the drugs to treat at a profit, i.e. asbestos, cigarettes, PCB's, Dioxin's, dumping Chromium 6 in the ground water, etc. What is somewhat worse is that, even after they figured out these materials were dangerous they often strove to conceal this fact to insure continued profitibility and to avoid liability.

      I guess my point being is both posters are taking an extreme position that is somewhat wrong. Blind trust of corporations to do the right thing is fundementally naive. They are fundementally driven by greed and the desire to make money. They will often do wonderful things in pursuit of that goal but they will just as often things that are horrible.

      When it comes to geneticly modified food if its done very carefully it can yield wonderful results, food that is drought or pest resistance, food that will grow in famine ravaged areas where traditional crops are not. In some respects it is not very different from selective breeding, its just a much more powerful tool and with that power comes a much higher risk.

      The key problem is mankind simple lacks the knowledge to fully understand or appreciate the potential unintended consequences of tampering with DNA. The scientist involved do have the knowledge to accomplish the task they set out to accomplish. They can change a DNA dequence to alter a protein to make the protein do what they want. But they dont have and may never have the knowledge to do this safely becaus e they wont understand the unintended and unexpected consequences this new protein will have when it encounters the immensely complex human body.

      The biggest and most dangerous risk you hear about GM food is that it will trigger unexpected allergic reactions, often times very dangerous reactions, in some people who are not allergic to the un GM'ed food. Unfortunately there is a great deal of genetic diversity in humans and animals. When you introduce a food with new and different proteins in it you run a risk some percentage of the human population wont be able to eat it just like some people can't eat natures own peanuts.

      It is also a source of deep concern about GM foods that they were supposed to be completely isolated from their un GM counterparts and it appears that those walls are collapsing for things like corn and soybeans. Once you start widely distributing wonder crops its an unfortunate fact of life farmers will get their hands on the new wonder seed and rapidly disregard the rules for raising GM crops. They are also striving to avoid paying the royalties to companies like Monsanto so strive to avoid advertising the fact they are using bootleg seed.

      Bottomline is I wouldn't completely shun GM food since it may become essential to feeding an increasingly crowded planet, but I sure as HELL wouldn't blindly trust the corporations developing it to not make mistakes that could be potentially catastrophic. It is a deep concern that the companies engaged in this research are under great pressure to turn a profit with the fruits of their labor so they are very likely to cut corners that shouldn't be cut.

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    5. Re:Oh, grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "It is anti-thought, anti-rationality and just plain stupid."

      Yes, he disagrees with you so obviously he is stupid.
      Please do the gene pool a favor by removing yourself from it.

    6. Re:Oh, grow up! by bani · · Score: 1

      The key problem is mankind simple lacks the knowledge to fully understand or appreciate the potential unintended consequences of tampering with DNA.

      We can't possibly know, therefore we shouldn't know?

      mankind has been tampering with DNA for eons. the result is all the domesticated animals and major crops you enjoy today under the bogus "all natural" banner. the "all natural" "non-gm" "organic" corn grown today is vastly different from any wild corn.

    7. Re:Oh, grow up! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I suppsoe you trust nuclear power enough to have a power station next door to you?

      I'm not the original poster, but acutally yes. At least if the alternative was to be living next door to a fossil fuel plant.

      Even after taking Chernobl into account, nuclear power plants release LESS radioation and heavy metals into the enviornment than fossil power plants. Burning millions of tons of coal or oil releases the trace levels of radioactives in all of those megatons. Nuclear plants don't release thousands of tons of toxic chemicals and particles into the air. And they don't release thousand or millions of tons of Carbon dioxide.

      Nuclear plants certainly have their problems and there is valuable reasoned and ratitonal and logical debate to be had about them. But you are more likely to drop dead because of a fossil plant next door than a nuclear plant. A an "event" at a nuclear plant is a spectacle and sensationalized and and pretty much a global news item. On the other hand fossil plants kill countless people every day by poisoning everyone a little bit. Newspapers don't repory on on individual cancers of unknown cause that actually happened to be triggered by the radiation released by burning coal. Newspapers don't report on individual deaths due to lung damage from cronic pollution in the air. And newspapers don't report on people sick from other causes pushed over the edge into death by that cronic exposure who would have otherwise recovered.

      The poster's point isn't that there is something wrong with being oppsed to GM food or to being opposed to nuclear power. His point was that there is a problem with people who are scientificly illiterate and ignorant and irrational. There is aa problem with pople who protest aginst things they don't understand simply because it contains the mystical magical and dangerous words "genetic" or "nuclear".

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    8. Re:Oh, grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that has been achieved by breeding tyupe A corn with type B corn, much the way nature works without our intervention.
      But tomatoes dont mate with a jellyfish as ir ecall, but this is one example of the kind of gene splicing that is now happening in the lab. Thats an entirely different kettle of fish, with entirely unpredictable results.
      Of course research should continue, but where there is any danger of screwing up the food chain, this stuff should be kep tin the labs, and not on the shelves.

    9. Re:Oh, grow up! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Its a sign of incredible arrogance that you believ that i must be ill informed because i take a different attitude to yourself.

      No, I think you are ill informed because you are ill informed, most likely due to an ideological haze. Your post demonstrated ignormance, and you subsequent response to mine did nothing to counter that judgement. Your wife matters naught. I don't care if you slept with every biologist in the Western world, you can still be befuddled by the mental filtration caused by ideothink. The saddest thing is people like you are niot even aware of the intellectual quagmire in whcih you are trapped.

      I suppsoe you trust nuclear power enough to have a power station next door to you?

      Typical ideological response. Start tossing in non sequiturs to befuddle the issue.

      Why does Africa routinely refuse offers of GM grain, if its so obviously the answer to all their problems.

      Politics. Ideology. Leaders that actually *want* poluation die-offs. So you're naive in addition to ignorant? Not suprising, really. Those two usually go hand in hand.

      Overall, I find your post insulting and arrogant,

      I don't give a damn what some ideologue thinks. It's like caring what a dog thinks.

      you seem incapapble of accepting the fact that someone may be just as clued up on the science as yourself,

      I can accept it fine. You, however, do not meet that standard.

      and yet take an opposing view. how very american.

      So, ignorant, naive AND a bigot! Wonderful!

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    10. Re:Oh, grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think being this absuive dispels the belief that people like you are seen as condescending and arrogant.
      Lost of people oppose gM, many are scientists, many are a thousand times more clued up on this than you. Yet still you believe them all to be 'dogs'.
      Do you really think you are so intellectually superior to everyone around you?

    11. Re:Oh, grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why was this post marked insightfull?
      arrogant yes
      insulting yes
      but insightfull?
      gimme a break

    12. Re:Oh, grow up! by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Well, I am the original poster, and I'd have no trouble with a nuclear power station next door. For one thing, Canadian nuclear power plants are much more resiliant to accidents than their US counterparts; I don't claim to understand exactly how it works as I'm not a nuclear scientist, but I certainly recall Popular Science doing a story about it. I remember something about little balls coated in something, rather than rods.

      Regardless, it's a non-issue. My province doesn't have a single nuclear power plant, all our power comes from Hydro. We have such a surplus of power that not only do we have our own interconnect (Despite being surrounded by the big power outage on all sides, my province watched it on the news), we sell excess power to the US and other provinces. So the chance of the government saying "Hey, we don't have enough power, let's build a nuclear power station!" is nil.

  112. Did you post this to the wrong site? by warpSpeed · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Did you mean to submit this to http://www.kuro5hin.org/ ?

    Please whine over there about ecological disasters, and how bad we are as a species, etc...

  113. All these worlds are yours... by RichardX · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Except Europa.
    Attempt no landings there.

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  114. Some alternative designs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... are shown here

  115. hydrostatic pressure by simonharvey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is anybody wonderin what would happen if a probe was to bore kilometers below the ice and then crack through into a highr pressure ocean (ie 0Pa on one side and mega Pa on the other side)?

    what is stopping all of that water firing the probe out of its hole at some massive velocity (anybody for a game of golf)...

    1. Re:hydrostatic pressure by Carl+T · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about the kilometers of water on top of the probe? Or ice, rather, since it would've frozen up again long before.

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    2. Re:hydrostatic pressure by simonharvey · · Score: 1

      the thing is that it has to bore under the ice to get to the water, now any water that will melted will just vaporise into water vapor in the airlessness of space and drift away meaning that there will be no "ice seal" to protect the probe from being shot out when it breaks out into the ocean.

  116. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why does the general public always seem to have
    such a willful ignorance when it comes to
    nuclear power?

    Yo, Buckwheat. Listen up!

    YOU ARE BATHED IN RADIATION AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

    Somehow you seem to survive that indignity. Odd,
    isn't it?

    One nuclear powered probe going awry on Europa
    would not have the REMOTEST CHANCE of killing
    all the hypothetical life there.

    The Cassini probe now about to enter Saturn's
    orbit would not have "poisoned everyone on the
    planet!" if it had exploded on launch.

    Deal with it. And FGS grow up.

  117. Radioactive contamination is not the issue.. by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the real risk is that microbes could theoretically be transported to europa and corrupt the data they study..

  118. Better be careful by JediTrainer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that Europa is full of dihydrogen monoxide

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    1. Re:Better be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! What sort of fool would send a probe burrowing through the protective ice layer to release the DMHO into the solar system?!?

    2. Re:Better be careful by EyelessFade · · Score: 1

      Yes about 20% I should think ;P

  119. In other news... by RichardX · · Score: 1

    just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory."

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  120. Oh That's Right, Oil Percolates From Mantle! by cmholm · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yes, and it's a theory that gravity sucks. For those of you just tuning in, there are two theories of petroleum and LP generation: Biogenic and Abiogenic.

    Biogenic assumes that living things die, are deeply buried in the crust, rot, and in so doing create various hydrocarbons. Abiogenic assumes that primordial material from the creation of the planet are cooked and rise into the crust. This theory posits that biological microfossils found in petroleum are leeched from the crust by the flow, rather than being one of the byproducts of biogenic rot.

    Kooks like J. F. Kenney grasp at old research by a few Soviet geologist to claim that abiogenic reserves are being constantly replenished more quickly than even our current rate of extraction(1).

    The vast majority of geologists would say that while research confirms that abiogenic formation of gaseous alkanes can take place in the Earth's crust, a comparison with the isotopic signatures of economically important gas reservoirs around the world suggests that abiogenic production is not a globally significant source of hydrocarbons (2).

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    1. Re:Oh That's Right, Oil Percolates From Mantle! by delong · · Score: 1

      Kooks like J. F. Kenney grasp at old research by a few Soviet geologist to claim that abiogenic reserves are being constantly replenished more quickly than even our current rate of extraction

      Yep. Kooks like Freeman Dyson and Thomas Gold, too.

      Deep Hot Biosphere

    2. Re:Oh That's Right, Oil Percolates From Mantle! by cmholm · · Score: 1

      Yep. Kooks like Freeman Dyson and Thomas Gold, too.

      Yep, kinda like the occasional Nobel Lauriate who, based on his encyclopedic knowledge of Physics, concludes that negros are natural born morons.

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    3. Re:Oh That's Right, Oil Percolates From Mantle! by delong · · Score: 1

      Nope, completely false analogy. Nice try though. Next time apply the fallacy of unqualified authority to, say, an example that fits. Like "Thomas Gold, based on his encyclopedic knowledge of Physics, concludes that the Commerce Clause does not apply to school gun restrictions". See? That's application of unqualified authority.

  121. Read what you write... by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Funny

    water (and so ice) can stop radiation quite effectively

    Yeah, but that also means that a world like Europa that may be made up almost entirely of water, and has much more water than all the oceans of Earth put together, has to be extremely immune to radioactive damage.

    I don't know why envrionmentalists aren't happer that NASA is removing radioactive material from this planet. I mean, a lot of people complain about it, but only NASA is actually doing something about it.

  122. Oh yeah by IronChef · · Score: 1

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    Much in the same way that Chernobyl wiped out all life on Earth.

    Oh, wait. We're still here.

    1. Re:Oh yeah by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Oh, wait. We're still here.

      Heh. Sucker.
      That's just what they want you to think.
      I bet you don't even have a foil hat. Poor fool.

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  123. heating devices by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The remark about the radiation reminded me of the recent story about the Lunokhod vehicles (the Russian moon rovers). I found the use of Polonium-210 for heating the rovers very interesting.
    Some intersting stuff about Polonium-210 on Wikipedia:
    "half a gram quickly reaching a temperature above 750 K" (476.85C)
    "This isotope is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.39 days."
    "...nearly all alpha radiation can be easily stopped by ordinary containers and upon hitting its surface releases its energy..."

    BTW Did anyone else see the picture of Susi the "melting probe"? lmao I wonder where they got the idea for the design of that! Does it vibrate too?

  124. Re:Talk about a weird week. -OT- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hat is not to say that socialist or even communist ideas are bad

    Of couuurse...Socialism is good! Just see how it worked in Nazi Germany (National Socialism), Stalinist Russia (60,000,000 killed), China (forced abortions, Tianamen Square, murder/imprisionment of an entire intellectual class), North Korea (mass starvation, enormous reeducation camps, policies of killing 3 generations of a dissenter's family), Cabodia (1/3 of the entire population killed), and your precious Cuba (journalists imprisioned for 20 freaking years for being mildly critical of the government, and so utopian that people will risk 90 miles of shark infested waters in a boat made from a freaking car to escape), East Germany (oh right...the wall was put up to keep people *out* of East Berlin), ...

    You idiot. Mush-headed dimwits such as you make me sick. Socialism/communism is *always* bad, unless you can provide me with a moral justification for making an individual a slave of the state.

  125. Somewhere below the ice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alien 1: What happened?
    Alien 2: Someone set down us the probe!
    Probe: How are you gentlealiens? All your worlds are belong to us. Including Europa.
    Alien 1: What you say?
    Probe: You have no chance to evolve make your time.
    Probe: HA HA

  126. Microbes by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As always, the real risk is that we'll contaminate Europe with microbes.

    One of the points I make, when people bring up the topic of alien organisms contaminating Earth, is that Earth really has pretty advanced microbes. Microbes on Earth have had 4.5 billion years to practice infesting each other and the various high-level organisms. Likewise, our immune systems have had slightly less time to practice fighting off such microbes. All this evolution makes them pretty advanced.

    Granted, Europa has had the same time to work as we have, but it hasn't had as large a playground, and most likely none of the organisms there have gone up against a mammalian immune system anytime during their evolutionary development. Nor have they gotten the chance to try to survive in as many different environments.

    How is this on topic? Any organisms we send over there will wipe the floor with any Europan microbes they find. This may be a giant leap for Earthling microbes, but it's probably bad for science.

    Same thing goes for Mars and elsewhere.

    1. Re:Microbes by RichardX · · Score: 1

      As always, the real risk is that we'll contaminate Europe with microbes.

      Would that be Europe the tenuously collected group of countries who can't agree on anything without a good ol' punchup, or Europe who were responsible for the "classic" "hit" "song" The Final Countdown?

      Personally I'm in favour of infecting either with microbes. Preferably of the flesh eating variety

      *Disclaimer. I live in Europe, so it's okay for me to say these things :P

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    2. Re:Microbes by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 1

      Would that be Europe the tenuously collected group of countries who can't agree on anything without a good ol' punchup, or Europe who were responsible for the "classic" "hit" "song" The Final Countdown?

      Additional evidence that you can't type "Europa" more than five times without an oh-so-easily missed continent-referencing typo. ::sigh::

    3. Re:Microbes by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All this evolution makes them pretty advanced.

      If there is life on Europa anywhere near as old as Earth life (or possibly even older), then it will probably be 'pretty advanced' in its own way.

      it hasn't had as large a playground

      Actually it would have have a much LARGER playground. Europa's oceans are an order of magnitude larger than the Earth's oceans. The 3-dimentional playground of the entire insides of Europa is a vastly larger habitat for life in than the vanishingly thin layer (pretty much 2-dimentional) on the skin of the Earth. On that basis it would be more reasonable to expect Europan life to probably wipe out all life on Earth.

      most likely none of the organisms there have gone up against a mammalian immune system

      Of course they haven't gone against a mammalian immune system any more than they've gone against a reptilian or marsupial immune system.

      On the other hand:
      (A) Assuming there is life there, we have absolutely no idea what sort of immune systems they have had to contend with.
      and (B) If they haven't had to contend with any immune systems then they never had to WASTE EFFORT on silly kludges to deal with them. Any energy and mechanisms expended on something that doesn't exist there will be a drain on efficency and success.

      Nor have they gotten the chance to try to survive in as many different environments.

      Ha. On Earth life lives on the puny skin of the Earth. On Europa it could live on the skin of the moon and in within the icy crust and on the underside of that ice layer facing the ocean and in the castly different depths of the ocean probably a thousand kilometers deep and on the surface of the rocky core facing the ocean.

      rganisms we send over there will wipe the floor with any Europan microbes

      Human/Earth superiority, pure bigotry (chuckle).

      Believing that is no more valid than believing the universe revolves around the Earth or beleiving that humans are (biologically) different or superior to any other animal on Earth.

      All that said, yes, any probe should be sterilized before being sent. (A) We don't want to (at least not yet) contaminate Europa with Earth like if it is currently sterile. (B) We don't want to risk contaminating/disrupting the Europan ecology if an Earth-microbes somehow manages survive in some niche at the fringe of that biosphere, and (C) because there is a remote but catastrophic risk that Earth-microbes manages to overwhlem and displace Europan life.

      And while such precautions are wise, they are mostly likely moot anyway. It is known that impactors can blast material from one body in teh solarsystem into space and that that material can and does land on other bodies in the solar system. We have found meteorites from Mars, and there is no doubt that meteorites from Earth have landed on Mars and probably ever other body in the solar system. Earth life has already "contaminated" every body in the solar system. It's quite possible that all life on Earth is actually "contamination", that our life originated Europa (or Mars).

      But until we are sure, we need to sterilize any probes.

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    4. Re:Microbes by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 1

      Europa's oceans are an order of magnitude larger than the Earth's oceans.

      Doesn't really count. Most of the life in an ocean lives near the energy sources of that ocean. In our case, that's the surface, where there is sunlight. The size of the playground is defined by the amount of energy reaching and produced within the planet, not the physical size of the environment.

      Assuming there is life there, we have absolutely no idea what sort of immune systems they have had to contend with.

      You'll have to convince me that there is any chance that multicellular life exists on Europa. If it does, or if someone finds a monolith, then a large part of my argument falls away.

      If they haven't had to contend with any immune systems then they never had to WASTE EFFORT on silly kludges to deal with them. Any energy and mechanisms expended on something that doesn't exist there will be a drain on efficency and success.

      There are a lot of silly kludges, but there are also a lot of fundamental adaptations. The rise of aerobic bacteria and the rise of multicellular life are both fundamental discoveries made in the evolutionary process. I suspect there are quite a few more of these discoveries regarding, for example, the cell vs cell battles that determine who gets to occupy what part of the petri dish.

      Human/Earth superiority, pure bigotry (chuckle)

      Only if I think it's a good thing. The Europeans whiped out the Americans. Suppose I had warned you back then? Doesn't mean I'm pulling for their team. Additionally, my model leaves open threats from even larger "playgrounds" than Earth. I don't think Earth has "better" life forms than Europa any more than I think a 10th grader is a "better" math student than than a 5th grader. Who knows? We could nuke ourselves and all die, and 20 billion years from now (notwithstanding the sun going nova) the Europans could crack faster-than-light travel and explore every corner of the universe. Well, maybe that's far fetched.

      It is known that impactors can blast material from one body in the solar system into space and that that material can and does land on other bodies in the solar system.

      This is a more solid argument, although there are probably far fewer debris traveling between Europa and Earth than Mars and Earth, I'm sure there have been some in the last 5 billion years. I don't know if there is any way for Europan material to make it to Earth unevaporated, though, and it would take a lot more energy to blast something all the way to Europa, and that something would spend a lot more time in transit.

      I welcome anyone who can discredit my argument, but for the moment I think you're still wrong. ;-)

    5. Re:Microbes by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "It's quite possible that all life on Earth is actually "contamination", that our life originated Europa (or Mars)."

      Highly unlikely. Earth is a much bigger planet with more natural resources and with a far greater energy budget than either of those bodies,
      hence the probability is that life originated here.

  127. It was a conscious decision by gosand · · Score: 1
    I wish the Slashdot editors could maintain at least the pretense of objectivity in which stories they post. I'm sure someone else submitted the story without the loaded commentary. I mean, even the sexing-up BBC managed to write a decent article about this.

    I think it is a conscious decision. Look at many of the highly-ranked posts. They give good information about WHY the slanted opinion is way off the mark. Those posts would be unnecessary if the submitter didn't include the oddly inflammatory comments in the submission. If the story was just posted, I am sure there wouldn't be much to comment on.

    So the editors pick a submission that will more likely generate responses. Because without well-informed responses, Slashdot pretty much ceases to exist. If there isn't an inflammatory submission, they usually just add their own comments that are sure to generate at least a few rebuttals.

    Just keep it in mind, and watch. You'll see the pattern.

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    1. Re:It was a conscious decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur right! i see the pattern! it comes from micheal, and its somewhere left of Carl Marx!

  128. Reminds me of a joke by MacDork · · Score: 4, Funny

    When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

    "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

    Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

    Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"

    Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.

    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"

    "Tarzan check for bees."

  129. Need ability to moderate Slashdot stories by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1, Informative
    This one would be -1, Troll.

    There are certainly some legitimate concerns, but perhaps attempting to show a little more open-mindedness in writing the stories might be more conducive to reasonable discourse.

    For instance, rather than phrasing questions about the effects of RTGs in a deliberately scary way ("I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."), one could ask what the expected lifetime of the RTG vessel would be under the expected temperature and pressure conditions, and what effect the leak of radioactive material from a comparable RTG could cause in the Earth's oceans.

    Since RTGs launched on spacecraft are designed to withstand catastrophic uncontrolled reentry into the Earth's atmosphere without breaking up and distributing radioactive material, I would expect that they should last a very long time in conditions they would encounter on Europa. However, I'll be the first to admit that I don't have any solid information.

    If we knew the expected containment lifetime, and the composition and mass of the radioactive material, we could make a reasonable guess as to the answer to the second question. But bandying about phrases such as "wiping all of it out" does not promote any reasonable analysis.

    That's not to say that we shouldn't have some degree of healthy skepticisim.

  130. Twerp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poster is a whacko he takes is cues from Jack-o.

    Seriously, get a life! Really, go outside and look at the world, instead of complaining about what you heard was happening from your intarweb terminal.

  131. nobody's asking the real question by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1



    Do the Europans use Linux?

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  132. Or... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    or if it contains a nuclear bomb that detonates and vaporizes everything within 10 miles

    Sounds fine, until the Sea People decide to return a 'probe' of their own ;-)

  133. Negativity???? by Trumpetgod2k1 · · Score: 1

    Thats an incredibly negative attitude to have. Isn't the possibility of finding liquid water and possibly life outside of that on our own planet worth a little investigation? What makes you so sure this "radioatcive heater" will break open anyway? You've set yourself up for attacks by opening the whole article summary with "After contaminating Earth's oceans..." You make it sound like the people who want to explore and learn are just looking for an interplanetary trash dump.

  134. A Little over the top? by ralphh · · Score: 1
    I'm opposed to commercial fission power generation on Earth, and want to see any possible Europan ecological system protected, but this submission is kinda goofy.

    Wipe out all Europan life with a single probe? With some billions of cubic miles of Europan ocean to dilute any possible leakage?

    Maybe, if the Europans, living all together in one small colony, discover the leaking probe and take it home to worship or something.

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  135. Radioactive Material In Space by bobej1977 · · Score: 1
    Frankly, I think we need to turn our attention to a far more deadly radioactive contaminant that's been polluting our solar system for much longer than the puny hunks of Uranium we throw out on our probes...
    The Sun! This killer source of radioactive is throwing off billions of tons of radioactive material every single day! Little known facts:

    continuously destroying our ozone layer!

    causes 47,000 cases of cancer every year!

    single greatest contributor to global warming!
    I for one think we should stand together and protest this environmental catastrophe that we've all been ignoring for far too long.

    Sincerely,

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  136. I read Marvel too... by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    WHAT IF the non-nuclear powered probe malfunctions and crashes, killing the only organisim on the planet? What if it lands successfully... On said organisms?? What if while taking samples it destroys that organism? What if it has to drill through ice, drilling through the very thing we're trying to discover?

    Yeah, don't you sound silly?

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  137. Well... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...anything that survives being blasted into space, travel half the solar system, survive reentry and the drilling down to water, revive itself and take over the place, all of which without any intentional assistance to keep it alive on its journey, deserves it.

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Well... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Yah! Damn, I wish I had mod points.

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  138. very worried about radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am very worried about the radiation a probe could produce on Europa becouse any amount of radiation created by man would of course be far greater then the radiation Jupiter produces or the sun or even cosmic radiation produced by the universe.

  139. Contamination, i dont think so. by SteveXE · · Score: 1

    Nasa decomtaminates everything it sends to other planets, they make sure they are as sterile as possible so they dont affect the planet or its possible inhabitants in anyway.

  140. Old News by kid-noodle · · Score: 1

    I saw a documentary which talked about this, on the BBC, several years ago - it was on that lake under the ice that's been cut off from the rest of the world for a few million years.

    They were talking about sending a probe to melt down to it - and also made reference to the fact that this would be a perfect test run for a similar mission to Europa.

    Intruiging that they actually got the idea to (maybe) fly (sink?), however.

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  141. Yes. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Yes we do.

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  142. learn some facts. by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    Will it have the terminator gene built in?
    Doesn't exist. Monsanto terminated the project.

    Will it be producing its own roundup to dump into our water table?

    uh, no? why would a plant generate a herbicide that would kill itself?

    Will it kill people with peanut allergies?

    Will peanuts? This is why we have these people called 'geneticists' and 'doctors' who study allergenic compounds to ensure that what is grown doesn't affect people with certain allergies.

    Will it have a super strong resistance to antibiotics?

    wtf? a plant resistant to antibiotics? do you know what these words mean?

    Corn that produces its own pesticide is very bad - it will be laying down roundup when it isn't needed in an effort to put as much crap into the water table and promoting resistance at the same time.

    First of all, roundup is a *herbicide*. It kills *plants* not insects. Second, did you know there are lots of plants out there which generate their own natural pest poisons? Usually they're directed toward one particular pest. By combining these genes into say, corn, you now have directed pest killing inherent in the corn. It doesn't get into the water table anymore than the plant it was spliced from does!

    This means you don't have to spray general pesticide chemicals (which kills *all* insects even the good ones and stays in the environment for years) on the crops.

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    1. Re:learn some facts. by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      None of your replies can possible contemplate the effect of trans-genetic modification. The only way to truly know if people will have an adverse affect to flounder+tomato genes (Calgene's brilliant invention) is to either:

      a) spend billions and decades on primate research

      b) spend millions and a few weeks buying politicians

      I'm not anti GM when it is done like Mendel with pollen. Michael Shermer is fond of the corn analogy. What I strongly object to, and everyone else should as well, is inserting either synthesized genes or genes from other KINGDOMS into food.

      That is a bad, bad, BAD idea because no company is willing to front the $$$ to really research the stuff. A company typically does this type of analysis: how much will it cost to prove a certain % of safety versus how much would a class action lawsuit cost us if one or more people die? since they can affect legislation to limit lawsuit damages, i suspect #2 will be far more cost effective in the future..

      still feel OK with being a test-subject for trans-genetic modified foods, without even knowing it, because food producers lobbied to prevent a law that would require labeling?

      i didn't think so.

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    2. Re:learn some facts. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "The only way to truly know if people will have an adverse affect to flounder+tomato genes (Calgene's brilliant invention)..."

      It's no the genes that have the adverse affect, chum. It's what they *express*.

      This makes your "bad, bad, bad" based upon personal ignorance. Not good.

    3. Re:learn some facts. by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Hey Chum,

      You know what I meant.

      FYI: Ad hominem attacks originate from ignorance. Nice one.

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    4. Re:learn some facts. by PostItNote · · Score: 1

      Techno-determinism will only buy you so much, here, dude.

      Doesn't exist. Monsanto terminated the project.

      Only after public outcry from "anti-science" folks such as myself and the Union of Concerned Scientists.

      Why would a plant generate herbicide?

      We've been making roundup-ready soybeans for years. Just hose the field down and everything else dies. The next step (still under development) is plants that automatically kill their adjacent weeds. Seem like a bad idea to me, but that's not stopping people from doing it.

      Resistance to antibiotics

      This was a little non-linear on my part, so I will try to explain: part of the modification process involves conferring antibiotic resistance into the things being spliced together. We shotgun a bunch of genetic material together, and then we make it so that the ones we want to make are resistant to antibiotics. Then we kill off (using antibiotics) every cell in which the modification didn't take. Leaving behind things with the properties we want, and some antibiotic resistance. Which at a gut level is bad for plants - and in many very real ways is bad for animals.

      Will peanuts? ...

      Ah, but you see, GM foods pollinate with non-GM foods quite easily. There are known cases of fields becoming "contaminated" by their adjacent GM crops. It's not the GM corn I'm worried about, it's the effects of having my neighbor's GM corn next to my regular corn.

      Lots of plants generate their own poisons

      True. But they evolved to do that. Us tinkering to raise the yield of that herbi- or pesti- cide by an order of magnitude or two could have devastating effects in the long term. We don't know.

      I guess it all comes down to the fact that we don't know. I'm of the opinion that the way we've been dealing with GM so far has been haphazard, barely scientific, and downright dangerous. Approval is granted to companies that do their own studies showing that the crops they want are safe to plant under certain guidelines. This approval is then rubberstamped and the crops are sent to farmers who plant them like traditional crops, thus making a risky situation worse. We DON'T KNOW what the effects of this will be. We have conducted no long term studies, and too many of the short term studies are funded by people who require a specific result.

      So I think that we should stop plunging headlong into this situation, and move a lot more cautiously. Golden rice and the like has the potential to get rid of hunger - but other things have the potential to cause famine around the world. But whenever someone says "tread cautiously" they get tarred with an anti-science brush, which is an unfair characterization. The truth is that we don't know, and are going forward with it anyway.

  143. Look who the editor is who posted it by bonch · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Whenever I see a really bizarre article posting, especially a bizarre editorial commentary afterward, I know when I look under the headline that it will say "michael."

    Remember that one time he was TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO FLAME INTEL FOR NOT MENTIONING A COMPETITOR IN THEIR 64-BIT CHIP PRESS RELEASE? Immaturity.

  144. mod parent up! by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

    At last! Someone who sees the value of enlightened self-interest as ethical guideline. Thank You, Sir!

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  145. Gosh... by WiseWeasel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Gosh, you're right. I'd much rather believe what some guy named Paul wrote many centuries ago (a.k.a. the Bible), and take that for the absolute, unquestioned truth, even though much of it flies right in the face of our knowledge of the laws of physics. People are so dumb...

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    1. Re:Gosh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to specify which laws? Sloppy.

    2. Re:Gosh... by WiseWeasel · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm pretty sure walking on water, turning water into wine, and resurrection break a few, not to mention living in a whale, raining frogs, and countless other fantastic stories. Sounds more like some old-time sci-fi or fantasy novel, rather than some gospel of unquestionable truth. I always find it amusing that people say, "oh, it's (true, good, right, etc.) because it says so right here in the Bible". Not to mention how badly the Bible was bastardized by King James of Britain (not to mention the Greeks and Romans), to suit his needs. The Bible we read today is drastically changed from the original scrolls written in Aramaic, and has been modified by countless religious groups to suit their needs for power and control. I'll take some theories of geology, such as relative age dating using layers of soil, backed up by countless evidence and confirmation, over some cultish notions of divine creation any day of the week. One has some evidence and rational explanation, while the other is purely heresay, and hasn't a shred of supporting evidence.

      People really will believe anything if they want to badly enough, or have been raised to believe something without question since childhood. If our race is to progress as a whole, we're sooner or later going to have to abandon these outdated religions as mere fantasy, and base our notions on logic and rationalization, and be comfortable not knowing certain things (like what happens to your concience when your body dies), as they can't possibly be answered through logic or experimentation. Raising children to have unquestioned faith only impairs their ability to think critically and make the best decisions on their own based on all available knowledge. Faith is really a device used to shed responsibility, and a symptom of weakness of character and free will. It really is a jail for the mind, failing to back up beliefs with rational explanations, opening a door to all sorts of abuse by those given power over your mind (namely your church or cult of choice). History has clearly demonstrated the dangers of blind faith, and it's sad to see our current leaders (in the USA) forced to call upon this faith to give themselves more credibility, as rational thinking and logic were apparently not sufficient. How many millions of people have been persecuted or killed in the name of a particular deity in the history of our race? For what? This senseless wrongdoing will have to come to an end in order for our race (there is only one human race) to achieve its potential, and end the counterproductive conflict that plagues our World. Just think of what we could have achieved had we (the World) focused all the energy spent on military supremacy in the last century on solving the basic problems that afflict us. The problem is obviously compounded by greed and corruption, but faith has played a critical role in our past missteps.

      What we need to do is take the basic parts of religion useful in making society work (their original intentions), such as the golden rule (do unto others as you would have done unto yourself), and other basic niceties we take for granted in our society, and drop all the rest. I guess it's hard to fill a sermon with that basic notion, but it's a good starting point. Instead of coercing people through fear of eternal suffering in the after-life, you could just tell people to be good to others in order to surround themselves with good people and positivity, hence living a better life now. There is no need to invent notions like heaven, hell or an all-seeing eye if there is a good incentive to act decently in people's current lifetimes. In fact, the afterlife shouldn't even be touched upon by this new "religion" (other than saying, "You'll find out, don't worry about it"), as speculation only harms people, and causes conflicts when two views disagree. Old-time religions should receive no societal endorsement, and be left as a private matter for people to believe if it makes them feel better.

      Boy, this turned out a lot l

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    3. Re:Gosh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why write a five paragraph essay if you know nobody is going to read it? I know I didn't bother.

  146. Hello Bucket... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Come on gang, let's rein in the hyperbole a bit, shall we?

    Last I looked, no one has actually been to Europa, and no one is positive just what the oceans there are made of. Since nobody knows, the question of how these oceans may, or may not react to the introduction of a foreign object/element is valid. The answers will be relative to the conditions presented upon an actual visit. Who's to say how a Europan ecosystem might react to any contaminant? Scientists should be asking these questions.

    BTW. The bucket analogy is flawed. Sure a drop of water in a bucket is probably harmless. But a drop of water carrying Ebola is most definitely not.

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    1. Re:Hello Bucket... by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1

      Ok lets put the whole thing into perspective. Foreign bodies with more radioactive material bombard Europa since its creation then anything we can throw at it. Look at this as dropping a Ebola virus into the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Now are you going to not go swimming in Cape Code because of that? That is the magnatude we are talking here. We can say a lot more then you think. We know the makeup of much of Europa. We know physics and chemestry and know reaction.....blah blah blah. Unless you know something we don't such as Europa is enveloped in a quatum field that causes its laws of physics to be different to ours an that there 1 + 1 = 384 your arguement is like saying because I step on an ant outside I'm going to cause our society into a downward spiral because it was about to carry off a pease of bread that a new strain of mold would have formed on because the whole in the ozone above australia let through some cosmic radiation and altered its genetic structure to be 100% leathal to all human life on earth thus I'm responsible for destroying human kind on earth by stepping on that ant.

    2. Re:Hello Bucket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you know something we don't

      That's kind of the point, isn't it?

  147. if the criticism is based on ignorance.. by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    then it is damn well worthy of being refuted and mockery.

    Whats sad is the public is woefully misinformed about GM crops. They're allowed to believe ridiculous untruths about them like GM corn is a superplant which can spread and never be stopped (utter nonsense, no human sustenance food crop can live for long without human care, we've bred them that way for thousands of years. juicy and tasty means nutrient demanding and very weak in the wild!) among other things.

    I'm all for the public on being educated. Unfortunatly european MP's are more keen on scaring the public for political points.

    As for 83% of the UK public, if we asked 83% of them if we should ban dihydrogen monoxide because it kills thousands per year, should it be done?

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    1. Re:if the criticism is based on ignorance.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh i see, you are a technocrat. people should just do what the educated elite say is good for them?
      like make cattle eat ground up cattle spines. that will be fine despite the fact that if anyone had bothered to ask the public they would have been horrified.
      Ooops, here comes BSE, economic disaster, farmers liveliehoods destroyed and over a hundred peoples brains turned to sponge so far.
      looks like you clever scientists dropped the ball on that one.

  148. are you kidding? by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    the FDA has just as strict regulations regarding GM foods as they do any drug. It takes years and yes, billions, to get approval for use.

    Take for example the infamous Starlink corn. It is GM modified and contained a compound *similar*, though not exactly, to a allergenic compound that about .01% of the US population was allergic to. Because of this the FDA only approved it for animal feed and not human consumption.

    Then the accidental human test when some managed to get into taco bell shells later determined that it was, in fact, harmless.

    That was several years ago. The science of allergies is rapidly advancing due to our growing knowledge of genetics. And it still requires strict FDA approval which takes years.

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    1. Re:are you kidding? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      That's a good example. Because it WASN'T supposed to leak, but it DID. And that was just one example. I think when it comes to tinkering with the food supply, the risk is too great. FDA laws aren't going to stop companies like Monsanto from experimenting on us. And even if we do catch them doing something nefarious, it takes lots of $$$. Look at the farmers in canada being sued by Monsanto because their GM rapeseed(sp?) migrated it's way into a crop.

      I'm not about to start dressing kids up in butterfly costumes and protesting phytobiological corporations, but I sure as hell try to eat certified organic food as much as possible (except when I go to restaurants that don't offer a choice, but fortunately I live in California, and there are dozens of organic rest nearby).

      Since can "rapidly advance" all it wants, but growing organic foods, with no pesticides, in sustainable agriculture is so low tech a moron can do it: it requires no fancy science to make it safe.

      I prefer to have my foods modified by selective breeding, not by inserting wacky genes and saying, OK lets see what THIS does to people.

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  149. Creationists Don't Understand Science by Vagary · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First: when people say "The Theory of Foo" what they properly mean is "The Hypothesis That Foo".

    Second: Evolution is a process, not a hypothesis. It has been applied in Computer Science, postulated in astrophysics and biology, etc. Natural Selection is a scientific hypothesis.

    Third: Hypotheses are not directly verifiable. You don't go out and look for gravity to try and figure out whether Newton was right. Hypotheses are used to generate verifiable predictions, and the more predictions that are verified to be correct, the more correct the hypothesis that generated them is take to be.

    Natural Selection generates predictions about disease resistance, fossil records, etc. So far, all of the significant predictions have been verified to be correct. How many of Creationism's have been? Oh right, it's a historical claim, not a hypothesis.

  150. Got Anything Better To Do? by Vagary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doing stuff in space is a high-return investment in technology. Unfortunately, you can't just tell people "do stuff in space", or they won't do anything interesting. So the managers come up with arbitrary goals, like getting to the Moon, or looking for life. That way the scienticians have real goals to work towards, they build technology, and we all win!

    NASA's managers seem to have decided that their arbitrary goals will mostly have to do with putting people in random places. The ESA has decided to look for life in random places. Both will yield different technological paybacks and it's pretty hard to make a value judgement between the two, don't you think?

  151. Europa Ameoba Hulk Smash! by happy_place · · Score: 1

    Bah. Anyone who's read a comic knows that radiation causes superpowered mutations and endows the radiated with abilities beyond the norm. We should be less concerned about the potential to iradiate the planet and kill life, as opposed to the potential of creating killer race of hostile Hulk Ameobas that will end up conquering earth...

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  152. They are coming for us by mzkhadir · · Score: 1

    ALIENZ or ALIENS How ever you say it ?

  153. Insightful? by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

    I think funny is more appropriate.

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  154. -1, urban myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the bacteria were introduced in the lab on earth. The "sterile conditions" simply weren't exactly that. At least this is what they've been saying for the last couple of decades.

  155. Question for the Poster. by rpj1288 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you remember to put on your tinfoil hat before you posted that? Remember, they're always watching!

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  156. Tom Swift, we need you again by mel.simmons · · Score: 1

    This immediately reminded me of a favorite book as a child: Tom Swift (Jr) and his Atomic Earth Blaster
    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/371 2/aearth. html
    Same idea, different planet.

  157. Flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't realize obscure "The Pixies" references were flamebait. I think it was from Dolittle? I don't see the relevance though. Offtopic would be more accurate.

  158. Alright...So what _is_ the big deal? by spiderbarker · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is this obsession with life? Isn't it just some chemical process involving particular elements, one that humans as organisms just happen to have a particular affinity for?

    This probe is merely a speck on a speck on a speck of the total matter that makes up this "untouched" moon. Even if it did kill off life it certainly isn't going to make any difference to Europa!

    Suggested response: Get over it. The universe will go on pretty much as it always has even if we succeed in killing ourselves off.

  159. And while we're at it... by xigxag · · Score: 1

    TREPAN TEH EAR7H!!!!!1!

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  160. Meanwhile, back on topic... by serutan · · Score: 2

    Forgetting for a moment about trashing the poster's mentality or politics, and focusing instead on the actual STORY...

    The idea of an ice-melting probe seems pretty interesting to me. I wonder how it would communicate with an orbiting mother ship or with a lander on the surface. Is it possible to use radio or something else through thousands of feet of ice? The article mentions the possibility of a spherical probe turning around and melting its way back up. It probably wouldn't have to be spherical -- they could turn it upside down by shifted ballast -- but anyway, does that imply that the probe would be incommunicado until it could return to the surface?

  161. Nuclear Heater by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    If we can make a reactor that can go up on a rocket, have the rocket explode half way up, and be able to recover the nuclear material from the reactor INTACT without having any of it spread around the world, then we can make a heater that WILL NOT LEAK.

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  162. enter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kuro5hin.org

  163. SCORE -1: DAMN HIPPY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  164. The Real Question(TM)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's more confused, the ogre or the troll who responds, which BTW get a mod-bomb and a crack-joke up his ass?

    Seriously, sheeple! Get on with the friggin' capitalist/democracy/protestant work ethic/confused drone-program already! Sheesh! Troll like you mean it; mebbi I(?)'ll tell you about them letters not included in the alphabet... (Thanks Grant ;) )

    Oooh! Another reality show is on display at the altar! Sorry fellas, gotta go...

  165. Considering by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Considering the fact that Jupitor is bathing Europa in radioactivity, and that any life would probably thrive on radioactivity - the comment at the end of the blurb about wondering how fast an insignificant amount of radioactivity from a probe wiping out life on europa is pretty damned assinine.

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  166. What a knee-jerk reaction... by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    So a little radioactive battery is now powerful enough to wipe out life on a moon? Does he have any idea how silly the idea is?

    That would be like expecting all of the radioactives that dentists use for x-ray machines, if they were all lumped together and dumped in the bottom of an ocean, to wipe out our life.

    Radioactivity does not equal *bad* in all situations and places. We use it a lot more than people believe. The thermal-radiation batteries that NASA uses are about as safe as science can make them.

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  167. SCORE -1: LAME ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get off your high horse, damn hippy!

  168. Yet another ignorant hippie by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Is the author of this topic serious? Are the editors on vacation?

    First of all, the heat and radiation coming off a system like the one that might be sent to Europa is infinitely smaller than the daily amount of radiation and heat Europa takes from Jupiter itself. Even if the ceramic containment structures cracked or somehow allowed these heat elements to drop, they would generate watts, yes only watts of energy. There is NO CHANCE and I repeat NO FRIGGIN CHANCE that even the worst possible destruction of a Europa probe would melt more than a 3-6 inch hole in the ice cap as it decended.

    It just sickens me that we are producing so many of these all-heart, and no-brain idiots from our schools. I can't imagine any person who isn't copmpletely stupid making the assumptions the author of this thread made. How hard is it to first read a little bit to see if the question is valid! We are becoming a nation of morons. In 50 years, the Chinese and Russian economies will be kicking our arse because we chose to let our kids know more about hip hop and Brittney's navel than how to read a book without pictures or memorize the perodic table. We are teaching creationism-as-science (intelligent design) in our schools and wondering why the rest of the world has no respect for us?

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  169. Lake Vostok anyone? by frobnoid · · Score: 1

    We could drill through the ice on europa to determine if there's life in the sea underneath.

    We could drill through the ice in the antarctic to determine if there's life in the lake underneath.

    Lake vostok, deep beneath the antarctic ice, is the only place (we know of) on Earth with life which has been entirely isolated from human interference. we don't even know if life exists in it.

    Discuss.

  170. human responsibility by bani · · Score: 1

    actually, i suggest it is our responsibility to get ourselves the hell off this rock and leave the millions of other species the fuck alone.

  171. Well I'd like colonists to at least be careful by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Well I'm an amateur astronomer and although I don't think that type of progress can be stopped, I do tend to sympathise.

    Realistically if you think about the history of the western culture that, today, dominates space exploration, it's very likely to result in a lot of plundering and abuse for personal (or possibly corporate) gain. This will be thanks to the relative lawlessness on another planet before any serious long term colony effort comes along and will be required to pick up the pieces.

    Historically this is just what happens. Even if you discount the American colonials wiping out the Indians, Pizarro destroying civilisations in South America for his personal fortune, as well as the Brits beating up nearly every tribal culture they came accross in their conquest of the world, there's still the big impact of environmental damage that's caused by colonials making dramatic changes such as burning down all the forests so they can overfarm the land.

    I realise that a lot of this will be inevitable, and obviously Mars is a bit different. But despite it's immediate irrelevance to easy human colonisation, Mars does have it's own environment that's has all sorts of interesting things about it. I would, for once, like to see a new place being valued for its existing qualities when it's first properly visited, instead of them all being turned upside down for short term profits of a select few, only to have future generations kicking themselves at what's later discovered to have been lost.

  172. Quick send a probe! by GussT · · Score: 1

    At least we should send a probe to Europa before whatever lurks under Europa's ice sends one to us. Think of it as an interstellar space race!

  173. re: cross pollination by bani · · Score: 1

    of course, non-GM crops are completely immune to cross pollination with other crops of the same species... right.

    hint: within a single species there can be nearly endless varieties, all with very distinct and unique genetic characteristics -- not all of them desirable.

    the legal arguments regarding cross pollination are stronger.

    fact of life: nearly everything on modern farms for the past several centuries is GM. all domesticated animals, for example, are vastly different from their wild ancestors. nearly all major crops were GM before DNA was ever discovered.

  174. Communicating back by schnitzi · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    These could analyse the water while the craft floated in the ocean and the results could then be transmitted to Earth through the ice with a type of powerful transmitter used by submarines.

    Other melt-through proposals propose a tether that connects the melter to the lander on the Europan surface. The lander has a tried-and-true antenna for communicating information back to Earth. Problem solved.

    [My apologies that this post contains no knee-jerk reaction to the submitter's polemics.]
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  175. Watch out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, I see a tree that needs a hug. See ya!

    Be careful you don't get any of those nasty crotch splinters. Oh and you might want to check for bees first too.

  176. Re:Talk about a weird week. -OT- by nberardi · · Score: 1

    I totally agree with you the only way socialism/communism *acutally* works is if the whole monitary system gets thrown out the window, and every body works for the common advancement of the human rase. Like that is ever going to happen, trading sheep is a monitary practice. Trading bread for fish is a monitary practice. It is never going to go away so communism and socialism is never going to work.

    Plus I beleive if you feed a man he eats for a day, if you teach a man to fish he eats for his life. I don't beleive in giving money away, I beleive in teaching people skills so they can earn their own keep.

  177. Please explain. by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

    "After having contaminated Earth's Oceans..."

    Honestly I don't get this. I'm not being a smartass and I know everyone took this to be some tree hugging statement. But that doesn't make sense. If you read the OP as it was written it seems that the probe is going to contaminate Earth's oceans and then go to work on a moon.

    Why? I couldn't find anything in any of the articles I found on the topic that dealt with contamination anywhere.

    What is the point/purpose of contamination of our oceans before the probe works on a moon? Please explain, some of us are not rocket scientists and don't fully understand how these things work.

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  178. This is a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great idea... You could end up with a fish with 3 eyes... A kind of superfish... If you will.

  179. Rad Hard Bugs, they don't care by Dr.+Null · · Score: 1

    The Author, Michael, worries about poisoning the Europa biosphere with radioactive elements form the space probe power source.
    It should be noted that the high energy particles from the Jovian radiation belts give a radiation dose that would be well in excess of anything except spots within the Radio Thermal generator itself. Like the bacteria found growing on spent reactor fuel rods, I bet any life form on Europa thinks lethal radiation for us is just a tickle. Dr. Null

  180. Yet... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    When George Bush finds that red button, then we're in trouble.

  181. Why change the article? GUTLESS! by 74Carlton · · Score: 1

    Why the hell do the editors change the article after after a few postings criticize it? It makes the postings into non sequitors and pretty much scrambles the whole discussion, the whole thing turns into nonsense. Take the critisism to heart in regards to future articles, fine, but this revisionist history makes Slashdot look pathetic.

  182. Leave the tree hugger alone by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    I am so bored with these kind of alpha-male wannabee reactions. The guy might sound like a whiner, but rather than debunk the guy's point with science and reasoned debate, Slashdotter's show their herd mentality.

    I think nuclear power is a possible and attractive path towards providing clean, sustainable energy. I also think Biotech is part of our future. The problem is, rather than having a civilized debate, we polarize into "tree huggers" and "fascists". Personally, I want to be on the other side of folks like Monsanto and Haliburton.

    To put the question differently, IS there any danger of nuclear contamination? In the very unlikely even that there are some kind of Jovian cetaceans swimming around down there, do we really want to introduce ourselves by dumping some kind of nuclear reactor into their ocean? Personally, I think the risks are probably acceptable, however, I don't think the guys down here at Johnson Space Center would cotton to some green skinned fucker dumping a nuclear reactor into the Galveston Bay.

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  183. Why I Submitted This News by amigoro · · Score: 1
    I felt that the drilling Sedna story was quite funny, and I wanted more people to read it. I have noticed how utter troll comments get Modded +5 on Slashdot, and I was wondering, if I attached that story to a piece of news - drilling Europa in this case - and addes some psuedo-scientific rant, it JUST might get approved.

    and LO and BEHOLD, it did! I tried submitting this to other /. like sites, and they just lauged it off.

    Long Live Slashdot

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  184. Re:You Sir, are a PEN 15 !!!!!111111111 by flewp · · Score: 1

    If you're going to quote a Pixies song, get it right.

    If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
    Then the devil is 6, then the devil is 6, then the devil is 6, then the devil is 6, then the devil is 6,
    And if the devil is six then god is 7, then god is seven, then god is seven.
    This monkey's gone to heaven.

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  185. Re:You Sir, are a PEN 15 !!!!!111111111 by Sevn · · Score: 1

    There is missing information you don't have that would explain it. :) It's really not important though. I know the lyrics well. Seen em live enought times.

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  186. Re:You Sir, are a PEN 15 !!!!!111111111 by flewp · · Score: 1

    Ah, sorry. I enjoy the Pixies, and happened to be listening to Doolittle at the moment, but I'm not a huge fan or know a whole lot about them.

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  187. Mod Story -1 Troll by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    1. The nuke batteries on these things aren't that dirty; especially given how dirty Jupiter's own radiation field is. 2. Don't you think that the friggin' NASA scientists have THOUGHT about all the other issues? I'll give you a hint (having read some of the proposals) - THEY HAVE.

  188. Bush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is the bush angle?

  189. Re:Talk about a weird week. -OT- by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1
    We are talking about wiping our only companion in the universe, if there is one.
    No you are talking about that. We are talking about finding out about them with minimal risk to a small part of the population. If we followed your logic we should never leave our houses for fear of stepping on an ant.
  190. 6 more years until we get the transmission by Dicky_MoMo · · Score: 1

    "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there.".

  191. Re:your .sig by marcus · · Score: 1

    No kidding Katz was fired? How about that. I blocked him shortly after he showed up and never looked back.

    It's a strange feeling these days, some unexpected good news.

    Otherwise, I agree with your journal comments, they're spot on.

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  192. *NewsFlash 2015* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Diving Ice Laboratory Data Observatory or D.I.L.D.O sent to probe europa has made a fatal flaw in it's navigation. Scientists examining the problem said that the extra instruments attached to the probe designed to make it vibrate and twist it's way through the icey extremities are probably responsible and not the nuclear heater that makes wires or batteries redundant.

    The probe is reportedly heading for Uranus.

  193. And who will guard the Legions? by forgetful · · Score: 1

    Data report from 30 km under Europa ice: Yup, life here! Europa report derived from Mars Viking analysis: Only Peroxides. Faulty experimental design!

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  194. what a troll by hak1du · · Score: 1
    This news item sounds like a troll from one of those people who like to make fun of people concerned about the use of nuclear power in space.

    Let's get this straight:
    • A leak from a nuclear-powered probe to Europa would obviously not be capable of "wiping out" life on Europa' a few pounds of plutonium in Europa's ocean would have at most a local effect; more likely, they'd just sink to the bottom.
    • There is, however, a huge risk of contamination of Europa by a probe: biological contamination. Biological contamination is the reason why we should plan the exploration of Europa carefully, and possibly put it off for a few decades until we can be absolutely sure that we know how to avoid biological contamination.
    • Nuclear contamination of other planets is not a reason for people to have concerns over widespread use of nuclear power in space; however, there are plenty of other reasons to be concerned about sending radioactive or fissionable materials into space.

  195. The Monolith by vivin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, the monolith is not going to like this.

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    I like
  196. The Real Problem (not hippies or radiation) by TwoTongue · · Score: 1

    The problem I see is communicating with Earth from Europa. The use of submarine like transmitters is possible, but subs use extremely long wavelengths, which means it takes a LOT of time to transmit a message (as in an hour for a text message), making the transmission of any usefl amount of data mind-numbingly slow. Further, the more time it takes, the more likely it becomes that there will be enough interference to distort the signal (such as could be caused by the radiation belt from Jupiter....)

  197. Flaimebait. by S3D · · Score: 1

    In my opinion articles should be moderated the same as comments. I'd give this article -1 flamebait.

  198. surprised this was rated funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised that this post was rated funny, it turns out that the Church is in general supportive of experimentation on animals because they believe that Man was given dominion over all the (other) animals. Considerations of treating animals with mercy or kindness or reduction of suffering have no weight against their claim that we own 'em so we can do whatever we want.

    For what it matters I'm an atheist and I support experimentation on animals. (Just try to reduce suffering to the extent possible). I'm also a gleeful carnivore. (I didn't get to the top of the food chain just to eat vegies!).

  199. Re: cross pollination by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
    fact of life: nearly everything on modern farms for the past several centuries is GM. all domesticated animals, for example, are vastly different from their wild ancestors. nearly all major crops were GM before DNA was ever discovered.


    Yeah, but some people seem to have the feeling that it is safer to use vi or emacs to write a text than it is to use a tiny tiny tiny electromagnet and try to manually flip the bits on the HD into the right position.
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  200. Re:Better be careful (voting youth)!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear that Europa is full of dihydrogen monoxide

    "Moreover, Zohner's [a 14 year old] target audience was ninth-graders [other 14-15 year olds], a group highly susceptible to allowing peer pressure to overwhelm critical thinking." (http://www.snopes.com/toxins/dhmo.htm)

    And to think, some crazy nuts in California want to lower the voting age to include 14 year olds!? Geez!

    Now that's "Leftism" (Unabomber's Manifest).

  201. I don't think a tethered approach is possible by rjkimble · · Score: 1

    According to the article, the ice, which is kilometers thick, will re-freeze right behind the probe. I think it highly unlikely that the probe will be able to drag a tether along behind it, even if we could figure out how to include one that is several kilometers long.

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    But the guns seem to help a bit. (apologies to Eddie Izzard)
    1. Re:I don't think a tethered approach is possible by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      if the wire unspooled from the probe thus not requiring the tether wire to have to move this would work just fine.

  202. Explain to me... by ControlFreal · · Score: 1

    Why is it that left-wing people in the US are called liberals? At least here in the Netherlands, liberals are considered to be slightly to the right of the political centre.

    Now, most (Western-) European political spectra are more "leftish" than the US spectrum, so actually our two definitions of "liberal" might refer to about the same ideas.

    Funny though: if in the Netherlands you make an arrogant remark about the amount of taxes you have to pay (42%), of about immigrants or the like, you stand the change of being called a dirty liberal. Strange to see that the subjective meanings of "liberal" are so different in our countries.

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  203. What if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best planet for humans to migrate is mars, if only it had some more water. And then we have this tiny moon with soooo much water!

    Is it possible that sometime in the future we might get europa out of orbit and crash it into mars?

    Ok, i know i am talking nonsense... :)

  204. bitter joke:The mission will succeed... by master_p · · Score: 1

    except if Muslims blow it up first!!!

  205. Don't bother explaining. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You submitted an interesting story. It garnered over 600 comments. Good job. You kept the impending wall of boredom away from crushing all Geeksville for another ten minutes. You have performed your civic duty well.

    Those complaining are just the 10% Slashdot moron factor trying to make themselves feel needed and significant. Plus, I've noticed a trend among some posters, (usually newbies), who want story modification to become an option. Won't happen. (Better not happen. --The kids around here are dancing fast enough as it is trying to stay in the 'cool' circle without having to worry about which incoming data they should hide from. Pathetic. ALL new information is good.)

    This new, "Me Too," phenomenon, (like Portman and Grits), too will pass.


    -FL

  206. knocking up Europa by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    More like our radioactive probe spawns the mutation that initiates "life", and we're responsible. It calls us "god", inevitably produces a Europan Eric Clapton which it worships in our place, pronounces us "dead", and takes Earth by force, not even noticing our descendants here when it "Europaforms" our planet down the road. There goes the neighborhood.

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  207. Missed the point. by AlecC · · Score: 1

    But I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out.

    That's just silly. Europa will undoubtedly have its own sources of radioactives, and the hypothetical biosphere under the ice is hundreds of cubic kilometers in volume. The amount of radioactivity one probe could release would produce a minor localised accident, probably much smaller than local vulcanism.

    Which is a pity, because it misses a more important point - biological contamination. Unlike radioactivity, viruses and bacteria could grow if the medium under the ices provides a suitable environment. This would certainly contaminate any pre-existing life with earth-type life, and possibly wipe it out. I think that the probability is small - but that is just an uniformed guess. It is very important that this be discusses in a very open forum before any such probe is sent. Total certainty is impossible, but we must reduce the probability of contaminating Europa to a very, very small value.

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  208. Rubish by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Sickness and disease can start propagating with only one individual infected.

    There are so many cases of recent health scares that I will not even bother mentioning them.

    If you the wrong virus/bacteria in the wrong place at the wrong time you can wreck havoc of planetary proportions.

    Here in Earth the relative isolation of the landmases is an insurance against global wide infections.

    In a sea world, one has to wonder if things would not be different.

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  209. My vote: -1, Dangling Participle by fearlessfreddy · · Score: 1
    After having contaminated Earth's Oceans, it seems that there are plans to send a probe ...

    Forget bias. I will settle for a sentence that makes any sort of sense.

  210. We use long tethers all the time by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Many torpedos and missiles are wire guided and for a very long range. The wire is just very thin. It would actually be almost better if the ice froze around the wire and protected it...

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  211. ObCartman by sharkey · · Score: 1

    God-damn tree-hugging hippie crap!

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  212. "a leak melting the ice"? by whitroth · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dear Idiot,

    How big is the nuclear power supply? I believe the standard units are on the order of a few kilos. How much of, say, all the ice in Antarctica could you melt with that?

    mark "Space is big. Space is really, reall,
    I mean, REALLY BIG...."

  213. Life by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    "I wonder how long the time lag will be between the probe finding life, and a leak in the radioactive heater wiping all of it out."

    And why not wipe out life on other planets? We are good at it.

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  214. Re:You Sir, are a PEN 15 !!!!!111111111 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever read Malcom X?

    Then you would know that the etymology is wrong. Hippie were what me might call wiggers, or Vanilla Ice types. White people who talked "hipper" then hip black people. Hence Hippies.

  215. It's a dumbass marathon! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    Lost of people oppose gM,

    Lots people are idiots. In fact, 99% of humanity doesn't have the sense of a turnip.

    many are scientists,many are a thousand times more clued up on this than you.

    So you're one of those who think scientists are devoid of agendas and ideology? Dumbass.

    Yet still you believe them all to be 'dogs'.

    No, I said caring what ideologues think is like caring what dogs think. Try again after your reading and comprehension skills advance from the first grade.

    Do you really think you are so intellectually superior to everyone around you?

    No, I *know* that I'm intellectually superior to most people. Most people these days are ideologues who'd whore themselves for pennies, and have world views constructed entirely of myth, lies and fantasy.

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  216. It's higher math by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    Yes, arrogant + insulting = 100% insight.

    Some of us just have the knack.

    Oh, I nearly forgot: dumbass. :-)

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  217. I'll stop and.... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1

    ....melt Europa with you

  218. It unreel's the tether behind it. by AzrealAO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As it melts its way through the ice, it's unreeling from its tether (rather than dragging a tether which is unreeling from the lander)

    Think of a wire-guided missile or torpedo, the spool of control wire is on the projectile, not the launching station.

  219. Keep in Mind what the Oceans are Made of... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    The pH value of Europa's oceans, if I recall correctly, are about 0.

    0!

    Combined with - Pervasive radiation for millions of years, crushing pressures beneath miles of rock, the volume of liquid being dealt with, the radically shifting temperatures assuming Europa has a molten core, and once again, a pH value low enough to actually make any nearly probe dissolve after one dip, means that even IF they use a radioactive heater, it sure as hell won't do much.

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  220. Re:Talk about a weird week. -OT- by orasio · · Score: 1

    What do they teach you in school??
    You don't need to get rid of money to have a socialist country, that would fit communism.
    Anyway, the ideals should be embraced, if not he methods, and I find that they are rejected just by their name.
    Anyone who talks about to sharing anything is called communist, as if sharing was the bad part of communism. The bad part of communism is that people are easily corruptible when resources are lacking, and it is more efficient right now to use a system where the basis is that everybody will behave like an individualistic prick.
    That lack of resources doesn't have to be forever. Capitalism might have brought us (especially you in the US) here, through difficult times, and once we have enough resources for everyone, we could change to a more developed way of living.

  221. My Original Example, In Depth by cmholm · · Score: 1
    Ok, if we're going to split hairs: William Shockley, the 1956 winner in physics for co-inventing the transistor. Years later at Stanford, he became interested in the origins of human intelligence. Although he had no formal training in genetics or psychology, he began to formulate a theory of what he called dysgenics. Using data from the U.S. Army's crude pre-induction IQ tests, he concluded that African Americans were inherently less intelligent than Caucasians.

    If Thomas Gold or Dyson want to speculate that because the outer planets are lousy with methane, etc, then an inner rocky planet like Earth is sweating out hydrocarbons by the metric kiloton every day, they can be my guest. However, until they stop making lay errors like mistaking oil seepage from nearby steam injections for abiotic petroleum reservoir refills, I don't find it a theory that a roughneck can bank on. Your mileage may vary.

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  222. Re:You Sir, are a PEN 15 !!!!!111111111 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wanna join the 13 Oner club?