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  1. Re:rumors on New Legal Threat To GMail · · Score: 4, Informative
    Easy... with you palm facing upwards, reach into the vagina with one or two fingers (3 or 4 after she's given birth to 3 kids). Now curl your fingers towards you in a "come here" motion. Woopee! You've found the G-Spot. What you're looking for is the continuation of the clit once it enters the body. Wanna be hardcore? Suck on her clit who=ile performing this "come here" motion and she'll be screaming your name in no time.

    The penis is a terrible tool to stimulate the G-Spot with. There are certain positions in which penile penetration can stimulate the G-Spot, but many women find them uncomfortable. So get in there with those fingers!

  2. Re:We would have nuked Iraq. on How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War? · · Score: 1

    Get off it. You know you were thinking "Man.. It sure seems like Saddam has WMDs. Look at that plane practicing gas runs. No reason to do that with a military jet other than to kill people." Whether there were weapons in Iraq is mott in this argument. You were suckered in like everyone else. So get off of it.

  3. Re:Uh? on How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War? · · Score: 1

    That would be 16.39% of the US population. That is literally decimation. That is 50% more than decimation.

    Huzzah! Someone who still knows that decimation means to kill or destroy 1/10 of something! Slashdot isn't dead yet, boys!

  4. Re:In Racist Republican America... on Making Ice Without Electricity · · Score: 1
    I do not hate America, sir. In fact, I am an officer in her armed services. I am simply tired of people who feel that the government should be helping them. Yes, we pay taxes and purchase the right to be assisted by the government. However, there is an old saying that goes something like:
    "Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward." (I just searched Google for this quote and it seems I nailed it.) --Patricia Sampson

    Simply stated, you cannot rely on government or anyone else for that matter. The ONLY person truly trustworthy is yourself. Even your children and significant other may betray you at times. Think for yourself and rely on yourself.

    Personally, I am tired of government getting into everything 'cause they suck at everything. There are many things that could have saved the people of New Orleans the heartache they are experiencing now, but government was too short-sighted at all levels to manage the risk properly.

    Blah.. I've lost my train of thought thinking about my plans for the night. And no, I'm not related to Mr. Haley Barbour. Maybe distantly, but He certainly isn't an acquaintence of mine.

    Homo...

  5. Google? on Lockheed Chosen For Electronic Records Archives · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did Google compete for this contract? They're the ones with the largest infrastructure for such a project and the brains to give us a really slick interface to it all. Not to mention that they could probably have faster response times than archive.org which totally fuckin' blows.

  6. Re:In Racist Republican America... on Making Ice Without Electricity · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think you're a homo. The best government is no government at all. Quit your god damn whining. "Bush hates black people! FEMA is racist!' Suck my wang. (I tried to post this anonymously 'cause I know this'll be modded down as a troll, but Slashdot seems to think this IP posts a lot of "bad stuff" which is nonsense. Thus I am forced to post under my registered username. Oh well. What is karma good for if not for burning?)

  7. Re:BFE MI on What is the Current Status of WiMAX? · · Score: 1
    but luckily live near a major interstate highway (I69)

    ...and therefore you do not live in Butt-Fucking Egypt. You live near a major interstate freeway replete with offramps and everything. Hell, you probably have a gas station!

  8. Re:Not only is the story a dupe... on Hitachi's Terabyte DVD Recorder · · Score: 2, Informative

    And the terabyte model will cost over $2000 while the 160 GB model will cost about $1180. http://news.com.com/2061-10801_3-5843380.html

  9. She lives under a rock! on Mom, and Now Judge, Stand Up to RIAA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    MS. SANTANGELO: Okay. I think my biggest issue is, honestly, not with the record company as much as it is with this company called Kazaa 11 that allowed them to do this in the first place. I really can't believe it. And I just, obviously, in the last week, started studying about it, you know. I've never really looked into it before, but that it could even be allowed to do in the first place. It's just mind-boggling.

    Look... I realize that not everyone is going to understand the legalities of P2P or the key players in the arena, but come on! Where have you been living? Under a rock? P2P has been on every freakin' news station and newspaper multiple times. Turn off the reality TV and pay attention to the world around you.

  10. Re:But we get to pay on Communications Infrastructure No Match for Katrina · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. If you live in a danger prone area such as coastal towns, earthquakes, tornados, etc... you get to pay for your own rebuilding. Just make sure you have the appropriate insurance! Or just move to Las Vegas where natural disasters are when a few roads flood and then it subsides the next day.

  11. I should be a spammer.. on Another Major Spammer Busted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems that the market is losing some of its biggest players. With the immense amount of money to be made spamming, now seems to be the best time to get into the business!

  12. Re:IMAX is doing fine on Piracy Not To Blame In Decline of Moviegoers · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's because IMAX generally makes documentaries and not garbage. I've enjoyed every IMAX movie I've seen. I am attracted to their remote locations, places I will likely never experience in my lifetime. For instance, I saw their bit on the ISS. Loved it! I walked out of there feeling a bit more human having sen my planet from that altitude, albeit remotely.

  13. Re:Freedom of speech. on Ask Jonathan Zdziarski · · Score: 1

    Personal opinion.. Spam will be used as a marketing tool so long as email exists. The low operating costs of spam operations will make this true. Now, different users consider different things spam. So the end user needs to be the one classifying their email as spam or ham. No larger entity can correctly classify all email traffic for all of its users.

  14. Re:Not my parrents on Parents 'ignore game age ratings' · · Score: 1

    And this is why you spell "parents" with two Rs and not the standard one. Step away from the game console, son!

  15. Re:This is the missing model. on What are the Next Programming Models? · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that this is the first post and it has been labeled redundant.

  16. Re:Cool Podcast on Podcasting from Space · · Score: 1

    Man.. So freakin' cool! Everyone should listen yo this podcast! OMG!

    ......

    I love little attempts to slip the Bible into unrelated discussions. It's almost funny.

  17. Re:Great Caesar's Ghost! on Reconciling Information Privacy and Liberty? · · Score: 1
    We should still take measures to protect innocents from further harm, but we should give even the most contemptible murderer the chance to atone for his or her sins.

    There is no dilemma here. Criminals given the death penalty often spend a decade or more in prison. While there they can certainly atone for their sins.

    Just because someone is Christian (which I am not) does not mean they should support releasing a convicted murderer back into their society. The laws of man and the laws of God have a certain bit of separation.

  18. Things Creationists Hate on Equal Time For Creationism · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get to know these things and use them in any Evolution v. ID debate! http://www.skepticreport.com/creationism/thingscre ationistshate.htm

  19. Re:Arizona State's Library used this over 15+ yrs on Fiber Optics Bring the Sun Indoors · · Score: 1

    I cannot attest to the length that Hayden Library has used these, but I can vouch for their existence. It's been about 4 years since I was there last, but I do remember their presence.

  20. Re:Yay! We are that much closer to Killdozer! on DARPA Grand Challenge A Real Race At Last? · · Score: 1

    The idea is not to develop a military machine. The idea is to develop the technology that could then be applied to a military machine. There is no expectation to mount a .50 acl to the top of any of these machines.

    Can you imagine a Volkswagen with a big ass machine gun on top of it?

  21. Grammar Nazi: Acronyms on FCC Chair Says Broadband Top Goal · · Score: 1

    If you're going to use an acronym, the proper way is to spell out the entire phrase first (i.e. using "Incumbent Local Exchange Carriers" before using "ILECs"). It makes the reading a whole lot easier. But hey.. I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi. I just wanna point it out for the rest of us.

  22. Yeah.. I'm trolling.. on Women Control the DVR · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Women control the DVR 'cause us guys are out working while they're watching 'Oprah.' Then they use the DVR to catch 'Ellen' when they're napping.

  23. Re:Huh?: Wrong on U.N. To Govern Internet? · · Score: 1

    I hope not the way China does it but any way

    You're awfully optimistic, eh? When it comes to the UN, you must remember that the UN is a group of countries with their own perrogatives and agendas. That means China and other countries with an interest in censoring the Internet are going to push for such measures. And to quote Eddie Izzard, my favorite comedian, "fuckin' Jihad on that!"

    Seriously.. Thus far in US hands the Internet you so enjoy has remained open like a cheap hooker. You can say ANYTHING you want on the Internet. That includes talking about democracy and freedom, forward-thinking ideas that China and other totalitarian governments would like to ban/hide.

    The UN is a bad organization.. ineffective and lame. They couldn't handle the Internet.

  24. Re:Misleading title on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 0, Troll

    Look at me! I'm better than all of you!

  25. Arg.. on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me or has the TV-viewing American public gotten totally fucked or what? First we have free TV.. all we needed was a TV and an antenna. This, of course, was supported by advertising. Fair enough.

    Next comes cable TV. Sweet! Immunity from foul weather, better content (at least initially) and no commercials! "What's that you say? No commercials? Sorry buddy, I see commercials every damn day on cable TV." Ah yes, friends.. if my recollection is correc, cable TV was supposed to be commercial free as it was a subscription service. But oh how the mighty dollar wins all. We now get 20 minutes of television entertainment for 30 minutes of viewing time (for thsoe wihout a DVR) AND we pay for it!

    The boss is calling.. gotta run.