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Piracy Not To Blame In Decline of Moviegoers

lucyfersam writes "In a somewhat surprisingly earnest assessment, the NYTimes has an article about the massive decline in movie-going that does not once try to blame piracy and file-sharing programs. It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame." From the article: "Multiples theories for the decline abound: a failure of studio marketing, the rising price of gas, the lure of alternate entertainment, even the prevalence of commercials and pesky cellphones inside once-sacrosanct theaters. But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough."

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  1. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me see, which would I rather do: spend $30+ on a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink just so I can watch the latest subpar selection of movies at a time set by the theater and have popcorn thrown at me by 13 year old cell phone wielding children, OR pick up whatever movie from the redbox for $0.99 (or DVD rentals through the mail) and a drink and popcorn from the local store all for less than $5 and watch it on my widescreen in the comfort of my own home. Tough call.

    1. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sooo, you couldn't get a date this weekend either?

    2. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      30+ dollars on a single ticket, drink and popcorn is a bit of an exaggeration, and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      I still like to see movies in the theater, but the price IS getting pretty ridiculous. And seeing a movie in a theater packed with idiots does suck. Nevertheless, I guess the article isn't really talking about me, because I probably see movies more regularly now (in the theater AND at home) than I have any time in the past.

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    3. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by topical_surfactant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

    4. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Have you really had popcorn thrown at you in theatres by tots, and not had the problem resolved? Indeed, that happened to a friend of mine. He went to the theatre manager, explained the problem, and the tots were swiftly thrown out of the premises.

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    5. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I agree, but although I find a lot of advantages in watching a movie at home (like being able to pause the movie if I or someone in my family wants to go to the toilet) I still considerate the Film Theater an special place.

      You see, for me and my girl, going to the cinema is like going has a special meaning, it is not just see a movie, it is like "going to the cinema"... I may not be able to explain it very well (sorry English isn't my first lang.) but it does not matter that I do not buy popcorn or soda or candies or whatever and I usually arrive 10 minutes after the movie is *supposed* to begin (to avoid advertisments), besides of all that it is something special, maybe it is because I feel I am "going to" specially the cinema, and it is part of the experience...

      Of course I usually try to go to the latest times to avoid 13 year olds popcorn throwers with cellphones (oh my... how I hate cellphones in the movies)... unfortunately, in my native country (Mexico) usually people, not mattering their age, lacking on culture usually not only let their phone ring during the movie but they sometimes keep talking!!! WTF... that really pisses me off..

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    6. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Problem is...your friend probably missed parts of the movie.

      Did he get a free ticket to come back later? (which is *exactly* what the movie theaters want anyway)


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    7. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by linzeal · · Score: 2, Informative
      Prices at my local multiplex

      Large Drink - $7
      Large Popcorn - $7
      Tea (even if you bring your own bag) - $4

      All refills are free though and you get one refill on the popcorn, no extra tea bags. It is a new gimmick but I can't remember the previous prices.

    8. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1

      I'm with you there. I don't go to movies regularly, I never did. Perhaps 10 times since 2000. In every one of those times I went in multiple people answered cell phones. Some rang, some were obviously vibrate only but it didn't stop people answering and holding a conversation. MANY people texted and the flash of screens as they did so was offputting.

      More than a couple of times I've seen people with a laptop open and playing games or otherwise doing something that flashes on the screen.

      I thought movie going was meant to be a good experience, but the times I've been lately it just hasn't. Not that I'm the target market as I've been going as much as I ever have which isn't much at all. But I bet it affects regular moviegoers too

    9. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

      So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?

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    10. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      have popcorn thrown at me by 13 year old cell phone wielding children

      Does that really happen all that often? People on Slashdot constantly bitch about annoying people in theaters. Although I encounter annoying people at theaters, I don't think it's nearly often enough to change my desire to see my favorite movies on a bigger screen. I haven't gotten stuff thrown at me in quite awhile, and it's fairly rare that I hear a cell phone anymore (which only lasts a few seconds, although it still sucks). Yes, I've encountered hella annoying people, but less often than not.

      It's not like there aren't enough annoyances at home anyway. My wife asking "what just happened" every 5 minutes because she thinks she can watch the movie and chat with her friends at the same time, the damn cat constantly needs attention, my annoying inlaws stopping by without notice...

    11. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Two tickets ($9.50 each) plus a shared large popcorn/soda combo ($7.50) comes close to $30 ($26.50). And I usually go either first or last showing to avoid the problem people. I will make exceptions for certain movies (H2G2, for example), but generally I will not see a movie on the opening Friday because the level of stupid in the audience is too high.

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    12. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Cerdic · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't say what country you are in, but here in the US, we have a child worshipping society that seems to have sprung up overnight.

      The typical response is "they are just kids" or the kids would play dumb and nothing would happen. Their word is always taken over an adult's and that doesn't happen, all they have to do is scream "molester!" and they automatically win the argument.

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    13. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two biggest reasons that I haven't gone to a movie theatre for almost 2 years:
      1) When I asked for 2 adult tickets, the cashier said (with a totally straight face) "28 dollars please".

      2) Two small soft drinks and we shared a small popcorn (again with a straight face) "15 dollars please".

      Add parking in downtown Toronto, etc etc and it becomes REALLY easy to hate overpaid actors.

    14. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Did they pause the movie for your friend while he went to see the manager?

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    15. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny
      So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?
      Of course! Women love artsy foreign movies with subtitles.
    16. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by eeyoredragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yah, I agree with this. I think it has less to do with crappy movies (cause lets face it, most movies are and have always been crap) and more to do with crappy theatres. Most of the people in my family have really good to moderately good home theatre systems. The picture at theatres has sucked for ages, and the sound isn't any better than most surround systems I've been around; it's just louder. That's easy to fix at home.

      Then there's the other movie goers. They talk... younger teens like to laugh at inappropriate places to seem cool... cell phones... people sitting in front of you if you don't have stadium seating... people kicking your chair... people putting their feet on your chair or the chair next to yours...

      I used to go to theatres alot back when I was with my ex, but that was just to do something different than sit at home all night (we sat somewhere else!) Now I have a love/hate relationship with the theatres. I want to go, but when I do, I tend to not enjoy myself for above reasons. All the people problems weren't as much as an issue when the sound was comparitively good and the picture was so big. Now, when I look at the picture, all I think about is all the scratches on it.

    17. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      No, it actually happened before the film started. If anyone lost out it was the tots who threw popcorn and were booted out before the previews began rolling!

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    18. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by chowells · · Score: 2, Insightful

      32" LCDs and 46" Plasmas (and larger) are not uncommon in homes now. Considering you would sit considerably closer to one of these than the large projection screen there is quite a chance that the cinema screen will appear smaller.

    19. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, $30 for a single ticket, drink, and popcorn is a bit much. However, at $9 for an evening ticket, plus drinks and popcorn for TWO people (my wife and I), plus babysitting for my kids, an evening at the cinema will set me back $50 or more. Alternatively, I can pay $20 per month for one of several unlimited DVD rental plans, save the babysitting fees, and not have to feel guilty about wasting money on a stinker of a film. Just send it back to FlixBuster or whomever and get another.

      I like the movie theater experience, but the cost is now an issue, especially when that $50 buys a tank of gas or two.

    20. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.

      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.

      Worst I've ever had to deal with was someone a few rows back who had an obnoxious laugh.

    21. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      I'm in Britain. We don't take shit from our tots here. We don't have as faulty of a justice system. And as a result we get to watch our movies in peace.

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    22. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by op00to · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where do you live? Do you have a girlfriend/wife?

      To go to the movies in the NYC metro area:

      at LEAST $9.50 for the tickets -- that's $19 so far, just to get in the door. A drink can run up to $4, so we're at $27. Popcorn for two can run up to $4 again, putting us over $30, and that's for HUMAN sizes. I suppose in Podunk, things may be a little cheaper. Also, outside of NYC, most of the big, nice theaters are out on the highways, so you'll have to figure in gas too!

      $30+ is not worth it, especially when morons are allowed to make noise during the movie.

    23. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Reducer2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      While I mostly agree with your assessment of the current theater-going situation, I've made a number of changes to my theater-going routine to remedy some of the problems that you mentioned, and my girlfriend thanks me as well!
      • Late afternoon matinees. Costs you about 60% of the normal ticket price, plus most of the screaming teenagers tend to avoid these showtimes.
      • BYOS. Bring your own soda. Chances are there is a nearby gas-station or perhaps your own fridge that is stocked to the gills with 20oz Mt. Dew. One of these babies will only run you $1.25 where I live, and will save you about $4.
      • I still have a weak spot for the popcorn, but I've made the change to go down the junior size. The plus side of this is that you're consuming less calories, which is good, and you don't feel like a stuffed pig afterwards.

      So I've gotten my movie fix down to about $10 for the whole deal: Ticket, soda and popcorn. The commercials do still annoy me, so I tend to not show up until 5 minutes before the show starts, and since no one goes to the late afternoon shows, it's still no big deal getting a good seat.

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    24. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Lucky for him then...I thnk the OP was more comparing the choice you have to make if people start misbehaving during the movie.

      You miss some of the movie to get mgmt, then *maybe* mgmt gives you a freebie ticket to come back and rewatch it later (and hopefully buy more overpriced food)

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    25. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who the hell can sit COMFORTABLY through a 2+ hour movie with that big cup of coke? You either suffer or miss 5 - 10 minutes of the damn movie. A cinema pub is worse, but the price of the film there is less than half of that at the superdupermulti64-plex so justifying a piss is much easier.

    26. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ThePilgrim · · Score: 1

      Over in the UK we have a serieris of adds from Orange, the mobile phone company, where the Orange 'executives' try and rewrite some famous movie persons sales pitch.

      Spike Lee, Darf Vader, and one of the Hobbits from LOTR have been in them.

      The tag line is allways 'Don't let a mobile phone ruin your movie. Please switch it off'

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    27. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      spend $30+ on a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink

      Ok I just went to see the Batman movie at a brand new IMAX theatre, so tickets are a bit higher priced (14/ticket). At the KoP IMAX the cost is 11 for the IMAX screen. Most theatres (i live in center city philly) are 9/ticket. These are non student costs.

      So if you are spending 12/ticket, plus drink (5 bucks), plus popcorn (5 bucks) how is your cost coming to 30+? Yea the numbers i gave you are on the high end. Drinks at these theatres (UA) typically cost me around 3-4 for each product. I think you are exaggerating your price by a lot.

      Also, nobody is forcing you to get drinks/popcorn/etc. The theatres need to charge higher prices for these because that is where they make their bread and butter.

      And lets not forget, if you think the movie is going to suck - don't see it. There is no gaurantee that you will like the movie.

      You may like your widescreen (lets assume you have a 52 inch plasma) but I prefer seeing Batman on a 50 foot screen. Little kids are easily dealt with.

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    28. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by trevordactyl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my opinion, receding into your house because you dislike the way people behave is not the way to go. If someone throws popcorn at you, tell them to stop or report them. If someone kicks your seat, let them know so they'll stop. If you don't want to spend so much on popcorn, don't buy any! Can you really not sit through a two-hour movie without eating?
      If you just run away from everything you don't feel comfortable with, the problem isn't ever going to go away.
      Part of being a person in society is dealing with other people in society. If you're not comfortable in dealing with other people, the movie theaters aren't the ones at fault.

    29. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to adjust that to say Movie Theaters AS THEY ARE are obsolete. Why aren't we looking at the experience itself? I'm not just talking about annoying kids or rowdy adults, but the experience as a whole. I've heard lots of good things about these new theaters that serve dinner while you watch. I think the Alamo Drafthouse, or something like that. If theater owners are scared of losing customers, why not offer more for us to do, instead of cramming more uncomfortable seats in front of smaller and smalller screens?

    30. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention parents that bring crying infants into R rated movies.

      I saw 28 Days Later in the theater and there was a couple that let their 3 or 4 year old child wander the isles...

      I saw High Tension (American version) in the theater and was lucky enough to sit in front of a group of individuals hoping to see a slasher flick with plenty of nudity. Luckily they could not follow a plot more complex than Jason Vorhees returning from the grave to hunt promiscuous teens and eventually left.

      I have gotten to the point where other people with no consideration for others is my main problem with seeing a movie in the theater. It is a gamble.

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    31. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by krautcanman · · Score: 1

      Rent a DVD for $0.99, buy one for $15-20, or spend $12 on a pass to watch junk in the theater? Is it really that hard to figure out why less and less people are watching movies? Theater passes cost less than $5 five to ten years ago, so how they can justify more than doubling the cost in such a short period of time is beyond me.

    32. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      And how do you watch an R-rated movie with the kids running around the house? Tell them it's a scary movie and to stay out of the room?

    33. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by robertjw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having gone to the movies at least twice a year for the past 10 years, I have had several movies ruined by annoying people. Perhaps not cell phones or people throwing food specifically, but definitely noisy children and noisy people talking during the majority of the movie.

    34. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell do you live? Must be somewhere damn nice not experiencing the charv/chav boom everywhere else is.
       
      Last few times I've been to the cinema it's been full of underage charvers who throw popcorn and coke at people, mess around with their mobiles and when complained about the managers do fuck all. This is at UCI, Odeon, Warner Village etc not little local ones.

    35. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You should feel lucky that noises are the worst of your problems. In the late 1970s, when the punk movement was taking hold in Germany and France, cinemas there often became places where no decent person would go. Why is that? Well, many of the punk tots at the time would throw human waste at patrons, rather than popcorn. It was not uncommon for a moviegoer to be hit by a wad of sperm, or even a chunk of human feces, while watching a film.

      People started to complain, and cinemas began to wisen up. Troublemaker punks were tossed out of theatres at the first sign of agitation. In the end, the cinema environment substantially improved. It was again possible to watch movies without disruption.

      The moral is that you must take action to maintain a quiet theatre. You must contact the manager when things go bad. Let them know you're displeased. That will lead to a far more enjoyable movie experience.

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    36. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EmperorKagato · · Score: 3, Funny

      What? You never been with women who are into tentacle-rape hentai?

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    37. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think that what you're saying, plus the obvious superiority of movie screens over televisions, is what the movie industry has been coasting on for decades. The problem is, the "going to the cinema" experience took a huge hit when television came out, another when the sexual revolution made it less necessary to find a place to kiss, was rehabilitated by Spielberg and Lucas, and has been getting hammered ever since by VCRs, cable, the Internet, Netflix and home theaters.

      I don't think there will be a next generation willing to pay a premium for the cinema experience.

    38. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      (One ethnic group in particular seems to have a monopoly on these creeps).

      I am honestly an innocently curious to know, and I am not asking out of some sarcasm. Being from the UK, I just see twatish white kids (15-25) with gelled down hair, sports clothing, spots, dirty 150 quid nike trainers and a nokia phone.

      How does this compare with the US side?

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    39. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This person wasn't in southampton was he?

    40. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Manchester.

      Have you gotten the local bobbies involved? They will often remove such rapscallions from the cinema with haste. If items are being thrown, then it is a matter of public safety, and the bobbies will react.

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    41. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on the theater. Personally, I like going to the theater, it's only a 15 minute walk or bike ride ( I live in DC, relatively close to a number of good theaters ) and it's a wonderful way to spend the evening with my girlfriend. We can go out beforehand or afterwards to get food, walk around, so on and so forth. The potomac waterfront in georgetown can be quite beautiful, too.

      Sure, the theater's only a small part of the experience, but it's a hell of an improvement over sitting my my apartment -- particularly since I've got a 20 year old zenith and don't intend to "upgrade" to a 3000 dollar flatscreen.

      Also, there are some really good theaters out there. In arlington ( admittedly, I have to drive to this one ) there's a theater call the "Cinema and Drafthouse" where -- and this rules -- you pay very little to get in, you can drink, eat and smoke all you want, and there's no commericials. The atmosphere is great ( and if you don't smoke, that's fine, the front is all no smoking and the ventilation's good ). The price is dirt cheap because they show movies about 6 months late, and only the *good* ones.

      Basically, as far as I can tell, if you don't like what the theaters are providing, try to find a better theater. As far as I can tell, all reaonsably sized american cities & quasi-urban areas have *some* sort of indy theater, or at the very least, something better than just a theater in a strip-mall in suburbia. Maybe you'll have to drive farther, but the whole experience can be better.

      let me put it this way. I saw _The Island_ with a friend in Georgetown's big-corporate-multiplex. The movie sucked. But then we walked across the street to a really nice bar and had a wonderful time discussing it, eating bar fries and drinking. That made up for it wonderfully, and in all I had a great time. It's hard to do that when your theater's just a plug in the middle of nowhere.

      That said, summer movies do suck, and sometimes I'd rather just stay home and watch Logan's Run again.

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    42. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SirChive · · Score: 4, Informative

      Curious to know where you live.

      Here in the San Francisco Bay Area I can assure you that we do not exaggerate the problem.

      All of my friends here in the IT dept where I work have completely stopped going to movies because of the poor behavior of the audience.

      I go once in awhile with the wife because we enjoy seeing big special effects laden SciFi movies on a big screen.

      But I'm about ready to give it up. Teenagers with cellphones roam the multi-plex. They cruise from movie to movie and don't really care about what they are watching. It's just a hang out zone to them. They talk to each other and they talk on their phone.

      Dozens of cellphones flip open repeatedly in the rows in front of you as the kids check for text messages. They jump up and down and roam from row to row and theater to theater.

      Theaters have been made into kid friendly hang out zones where parents can drop the anti-social little shits for an afternoon. Most movies are made and marketed for a teen mentality now. Because of this adults feel less and less comfortable at the theater.

    43. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Major+Tom · · Score: 1

      Try going to a movie in Sacramento, CA some time. It is impossible to go to a movie there (even indie/arthouse kinds of movies) without nearby people having full-volume conversations, answering or making cell-phone calls, narrating the movie to their partners, and so on. It's the rudest movie-going culture I've ever seen. I love going to the movies, but I won't go in Sacramento any longer, because it is plain basic impossible to enjoy them there.

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    44. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by JesseL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just how little control do you think parents should have over their children? If you can't get the kids to go to bed and stay there while you watch a movie, you have bigger problems.

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    45. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by DemENtoR · · Score: 1

      Personaly, I hate the expensive (and usualy crappy movie food, I like to eat well and somewhat helthy). And second of the majority of movie theaters don't serve alcohol, nor let you bring it it. Being of age, I'd love to be able to enjoy a pint of Guiness while I'm watching a movie.

    46. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      I work at a theatre. I see all the stuff that goes on. We've got kids who sit in the back and try to peg people in the head with popcorn, people who put their feet up on the chairs in front of them, sometimes kicking the people in front. There are people who talk through the entire movie, there are kids who yell stuff like "I'm bored" (this was funny, during herbie fully loaded with a crowd of like 20 people - terrible movie). There are people who scream and yell and laugh at anything. We don't really have a problem with cell phones at the theatre, mainly because we kick anybody out who's phone rings. And because we're a small independant theatre we can't charge an arm and a leg, you can see the movie for under $10 including snacks. Plus you get a nice screen in a comfy seat. Bad things don't happen every showing, actually they are pretty rare that there will be people bad enough to disrupt your "viewing expierence". So movie theatres have their good and their bads. But i still think they mainly are good, and if there was a movie worth seeing people would go.

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    47. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't often go to movies, but I did notice that some movies had problems and some didn't.

      I went and saw Million Dollar Baby (I had a female boxer friend, she thought it would be about boxing) and it was an older crowd. Not 20-ish, but like 40s and 50s. They all wanted to see Clint Eastwood. There was not a single cell phone going off, no kids crying, nothing. I thought that was great.

      Another time I went to see The Incredibles. The doors at the back of the theater were being kept open because kids were going to get snacks and then not wanting to miss out on the movie. The constant sound of their eating was just deafening. And yes, there were tons of kids screaming and phones ringing. Although there was no throwing of food, never seen that before.

    48. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Sheriff+of+Rockridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you eat before you see the movie, and just smuggle in a bad of skittles, you just saved yourself $18. The food has always been outrageous. Luckily, you aren't forced to buy it. It's the ticket prices that are getting ridiculous. It's $10.25 i believe to see a movie at a good stadium seating theater in my city.

    49. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food. I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.

      One outlying data point does not by itself indicate the general trend.

    50. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      By removing your anterior from your posterior, and stop trying to "protect" them from "naughty" words and possible flashes of breast or butt.

      Just watch the movie. It's not going to hurt the children, who are either gonna lose interest, or not comprehend the "bad" parts anyway.

    51. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Senobyzal · · Score: 1

      I also live in Sacramento, and can corroborate the above poster's comments. Here, at least, more and more people seem to be out there who are immune to social pressure (asking someone to be quiet only makes them more obnoxious, in my opinion), and management (at least at the UA and Century theatres, the two big chains in town) seems to be unwilling to do anything about the problem.

    52. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Newcastle, the amount of charvs and goths/moshers we have now is staggering. It was actually a load of mosher types who caused the bother last time, I always thought they were better behaved than charvs. Why can't teenagers be normal?

      Cheers for the tip, next time it happens will give them a ring, the managers here are just a bunch of cowards who can't stand up to the nasty little kids.

    53. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by JimmehAH · · Score: 1

      Wow. I was reading that thinking that those prices were far too high but then I read the bit about Toronto and it all made sense.

      Thankfully it's only about half that price in the UK.

    54. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by oliderid · · Score: 1

      I don't know for the US, but on the continent (Brussels) this is exactly the same.

    55. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You must live in a retirement community in Florida or something.

      If I want to see a movie rated less than R these days, I have to go late at night so there won't be annoying little kids there. They don't just scream or talk, they walk around in the aisles, go to the washroom frequently and are generally disruptive. The junior-high aged kids (12-15) are the worst, especially big groups of girls. They come and sit at the back and talk amongst themselves and on their cellphones and constantly text message the whole time. If you turn around and give them a dirty look now and then sometimes the smart one in the group will tell the rest to shut up, but that's if you're lucky. And you can't even get away from that age group by going late at night. Sometimes they even show up in R-rated films.

      Honestly, it'd be nicer if all movies were rated NC-17 and only showed at midnight. I still go to movies now and then, but only if I have cheap passes or if I can get in on staff-only early showings. It's just not worth $26 for two of us to see a movie.

    56. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.

      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much."


      Seriously, I would love to know what city you live in.

      Roughly 85% of my movie-going experiences are disrupted by other moviegoers.

      - Cell phones.... People still do not turn them off, and many people still think it is acceptable to carry on a conversation in the theater during the movie.

      - Teenagers....I don't really need to explain this one. The movies are a babysitter for them. Real parenting is just too hard for their "busy" parents. (In today's society, people count some of their self-imposed recreational routine alongside their jobs as something that makes their schedule so "hard")

      - Whiny Kids...The movie is rated R. Get your screaming, whining hellspawn out of my $10 movie. If it is PG or PG-13 you can feel free to do the same, because I really don't want to hear their shit.

      - Middle-aged Discussion Group....A close relative of the next two groups of people, but they are more aware of what is going on with the movie, they just feel the need to whisper about everything down the half-row they staked out for themselves. After the movie, they will go to a restaurant, demand the check be split 47 ways, and then stiff the waiter. (Sorry, had to go there)

      - "Interrogators" ...People continually ask "Who is that?" "Why did he/she do that?" "Did you see that?" "What does that mean?" when they could simply pay attention to the film that they are watching and you know...pick up on this as the story unfolds.

      - "Explainers".... These are the counterparts to the Interrogators. They are usually just as clueless, but they feel the need to fill in someone on what they think the rest of the film might hold, instead of watching it.

      - Ghetto Thugs.... I expect a lot of flack for this, but sorry, this subgroup of people have ruined more movie experiences than I can imagine. They are a combination of every bad element listed above, and even the ones with families will threaten those who make a stand for the quality of their moviegoing experience. They also invariably show up 10 minutes late to the film and yell about where they are going to sit for 5 minutes, and then run around the theater.

      I'll gladly go see a half-decent movie now and then (though art house fare is more my thing) but I hesitate because my moviegoing experience is usually disrupted.

    57. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jim_v2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe if theaters didn't charge so much people would go more. (Actually, you can leave the maybe part off) There's a theater in my town that shows older films (ones that have already been in the box office for month or two) for $1.50, and they seem to do a lot of business. I've been able to see pretty much every good/mediocre movie that's come out in the past few years on the big screen for about the same price as renting a DVD (unless you go with more than 2 people).

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    58. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      "BYOS. Bring your own soda. Chances are there is a nearby gas-station or perhaps your own fridge that is stocked to the gills with 20oz Mt. Dew. One of these babies will only run you $1.25 where I live, and will save you about $4."

      You do know that theaters have a "no outside food or drinks" policy, right? :P

    59. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      There was some really bad movie that I went to, and the only thing that made it bearable was the crowd of obnoxious guys in the front offering their commentary. There was one guy who was a little slow at the jokes, and about 4 seconds after some of the stupider ones (which no one laughed), he'd laugh out loud, and then shout out why it's funny ("that's his girlfriend locked in the portajohn!"), and then everyone else would laugh at him.

      Of course, the opposite is true - there was the lady who got a phone call during "blair witch project" and then had to call a friend to describe it.

    60. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by interiot · · Score: 1
      Also, nobody is forcing you to get drinks/popcorn/etc.
      Doesn't matter. It's still one more thing that encourages people to watch movies at home, because drinks/popcorn/etc are at least 50% cheaper at home, and you can buy any kind of food or popcorn you want.
    61. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      I agree. I do miss the cheasy cartoons, and I really HATE the adverts. Who needs that?

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    62. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Wow. You throw kids in jail for being jerks in movie theaters? Sounds a bit extreme if you ask me. What a dumbass.

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    63. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I'm in the US, and if I were required to sterotype a particular racial group with movie misbehaving I would think its white kids too.

    64. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by maryjanecapri · · Score: 1

      you make a very good point. smaller, independent theatres don't suffer from this problem so much. we have one here, The Baxter, that has become the only theatre i will attend because the audiences *tend* to be better (there are exceptions).

      the multiplexes however have become a substitute for babysitters where the parents drop off their kids and let them go see whatever unsupervised. so the kids go nuts. but it's not just kids. i've had experiences nearly ruined by adults who have no manners whatsoever.

      i'd say that ultimately the biggest problem is the decline of respect in this country (america). no one seems to care anymore about anyone but themselves and they don't give a $hit if they ruin someone eleses movie experience. i'm a huge movie fan and hate to see this experience turn into a zoo.

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    65. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rootofevil · · Score: 1, Insightful

      sometimes you see a comment that deserves more than +5, funny.

      this is one of those.

      good show.

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    66. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EvilSS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those refills are not free. At those prices, you would have to drink about 20 gallons before you broke even! $4 for hot water! They should patent that one!

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    67. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.

      Worst I've ever had to deal with was someone a few rows back who had an obnoxious laugh.


      Kinda like slashdot?

    68. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by killmenow · · Score: 1
      It's not going to hurt the children, who are either gonna lose interest, or not comprehend the "bad" parts anyway.
      Well, depending on their ages, I would mostly disagree with you. The way you watch a movie that is inappropriate for your children to view is to make them go to bed. You are the parent, after all.
    69. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      my parents said "don't watch this", and stopped the tape every time we kids came out to the front room. if it was frivolous, then we were punished.

    70. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      but definitely noisy children and noisy people talking during the majority of the movie.

      Yeah, those people laughing at the plot holes in War of the Worlds were a bit over the top.

      "Ha ha ha! If the power in everything is out, why is the guy's camcorder still working? Hey, ever notice everytime they need a clear path to drive through there is one? Why would aliens bury war machines centuries ago when they simply could have taken over then without a fight?" etc.

      Seriously, good effects can't overcome a weak script and bad acting. When was the last time you heard collective oos and aahs? There were certainly applause at the end of March of the Penguins. (a curious phenom, applauding a screen.)

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    71. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by gid · · Score: 1

      And that reason, is why I like to see stuff that's rated R at the 10pm showing. Even PG-13 movies are iffy, if I do see a PG-13 movie, I try to make sure the movie's been out awhile, and always try to shoot for the late night showing, or weekend matinee on a sunny day.

    72. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by whereisaxlrose · · Score: 1

      Obsolete ? do people really have lost the will to just GO OUT ? they wanna do EVERYTHING AT HOME ? i know movie tickets can be expensive, but the everning is very enjoyable. Theater is not only the time IN the theater, it's a whole package: the drive, the wait, being with other people, the fact that it's a social event ... it works on a lot of emotions. i have difficulties going to the movies, cause they just all suck right now, i have to find small theater airing Ozu's films or old stuff like that, but once in a while a big mainstream movie comes out that is good (land of the dead...) and a theater-night is great. and i like the fact that a PLASMA TV HOME THEATER owner is complaining about the ticket price ...

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    73. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by samureiser · · Score: 1

      While trying to watch Batman Begins I had to deal with people talking to their friends, making jokes... and not only ringing phones but these people actually answered them and had an entire conversation on their phone IN THE THEATER!

      I concluded that Ra's Al Ghul would have destroyed my neighborhood.

    74. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Jimbroskee · · Score: 1

      I think you will find that most people, myself included dont like to deal with other people. It may not be the theaters fault that a lot of people are pretty spineless when dealing with annoying people, but they are sure paying for it, arent they? I have had this conversation with lots of people at work, and everyone that is married, has a decent setup at home, would rather just stay with the netflix. I have never had popcorn thrown at me, or even the seat kicked that much. but I am a magnet for talking assholes, or kids that wont shut the #$%@ up. even one time two people with one translating to the other one. the last show I went to was madagascar, with the wife and two kids it was 28 bucks for tickets and I think 20 for the popcorn and drinks. so its not a cheap night. If I was young, single and trying to get laid, sure I would go the movies. but you cannot blame people if they no longer find it worth the price. I think the whoever wrote the article, yeah I read a few paragraphs, is off on a tangent. movies are absolutely good enough, there are several I wouldve liked to see, and will on netflix. Its just not worth the hassle, the price, and the gamble that your not going to be annoyed after spending your hard earned money.

    75. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by aussersterne · · Score: 1

      Both times I've been to a movie theater in the last five years the attendees' cash was refunded after mothers had to be thrown out (eventually) due to their screaming kids.

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    76. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replace bobbies with boobies and that's what I read... much funnier I think.

    77. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      Chicago suburbia in recent years. I lived in SF's south bay prior to that though, and still had decent experiences.

      The theater I go to is one of those massive 30 screen deals, is always clean, lines are decently short, and the people are courteous about being quiet. Is also nice because they quite often run small-run movies which are almost always interesting, gives something to watch when Hollywood is having a dry spell.

      I understand a certain percentage of visits will be ruined for a certain percentage of visitors, but in my experience with all the movies I've been to, people shut up and got quiet the minute the lights are turned down.

      If it was really as bad as people are making it out to be, it seems like I should have had a lot more problems than I have had. Either I am fantastically lucky, or the problems are being overstated. ;) You all know which one I think it is.

    78. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The movie theaters are getting in on the same bandwagon as everyone else, price wise. After all, they figure that gas prices have trippled in that time period (I remember paying 90 cents/gallon my frosh year in college - 1998) so why shouldn't their ticket prices?

      What it comes down to is the fact that they will charge what people will pay. If they think people will pay more, they'll charge more. The only way that will stop is if the whole thing comes crashing down because so few people see the movies that the theaters start to hemmorage money.

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    79. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pnice · · Score: 4, Informative

      I live in "Podunk" and things are cheaper for sure. The best part about going to the movies here is that they will collect cell phones from people that are using them/looking at them during the movie. As soon as they see the screen light up they walk over and take the cell phone until the movie is over. Wouldn't work in a bigger city, but it works here.

    80. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Funny


      One of the last times I went to the movies, there was this 14-or-so-year-old brat behind me who wouldn't stop yacking on her cell phone. Throughout the first 5 minutes or so of the movie. I gave her a dirty look a few times and then told her to take her coversation outside the theater. Well this little soccer-mom-spawn just gave me the finger and kept on yacking.

      So I calmly yanked the phone from her hand and told whatever dumb shit on the other end that she was haning up now, and threw the phone as hard as I could down onto the floor in front of the screen. Well this little bitch threw a shit-fit ranting all on about how her daddy was gonna sue me and all sorts of nonsense while the rest of the theater just applauded. I then went and got a manager and he threw her and her friends out of the theater.

      All an all a satisfying night, and I only missed a few minutes of the beginning of the movie.

      Unfortunately, given the state of the parenting these days, she probably went home and bawled to daddy and he bought his princess another cell phone.

    81. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by lbmouse · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't know about you pal, but I'd just take a hot date .

    82. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. I was talking about scary and violent movies too. Sure, if you were watching Legends of the Fall, the kids would get bored and leave, but would you really want them to see Scream, Reservoir Dogs or Saving Private Ryan?

    83. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They are, indirectly, dealing with the problem. They are refusing to give money to an organisation which refuses to deal with the problem. If the cinema ushers did their job, then they would eject people who were talking loudly or throwing popcorn. Since they are not, the business employing them does not get any money. This is how capitalism works. If a cinema starts up that does enforce the accepted rules of behaviour then it will get more business.

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    84. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Out of all these I think the only thing I have ever seen was the Teen/thugs, but they were removed from teh theater within about 5 minutes of the disruption. The only one you left off and the only one I have ever experienced was the tecnical difficulty. Once with a broken projector and once with a fire alarm. Both times the entire audiance got two free tickets good for any other feature.

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    85. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by kidcharles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Recently I was sitting in a theater next to some young girl who had a fluorescent mini-lightsaber who kept pulling it out and waving it around. Her mom was sitting next to her and made a few half-hearted attempts to get her to put it away. I almost took it out of her hands and stabbed her in the eye with it but then the voices in my head subsided.

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    86. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by killmenow · · Score: 1
      Roughly 85% of my movie-going experiences are disrupted by other moviegoers.
      In my experience, it breaks down more like this:
      • 40% ruined by the movie itself...either they flat out suck and I'm livid I wasted the money and time, or they're marginal and I'm just sad I didn't wait until it came out on video or at the dollar theatre
      • 30% ruined by other movie-goers
      • 20% ruined by poor projection, sound quality, or basic lack of maintenance of the theatre itself
      • 10% enjoyable movie experience
      I used to love going to the movies. But with a roughly 10% chance of it being an enjoyable experience, I don't go very often anymore.
    87. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by robertjw · · Score: 1

      "Ha ha ha! If the power in everything is out, why is the guy's camcorder still working? Hey, ever notice everytime they need a clear path to drive through there is one? Why would aliens bury war machines centuries ago when they simply could have taken over then without a fight?" etc.

      Thanks for the spoilers, I was waiting for the DVD.

    88. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Worst I've ever had to deal with was someone a few rows back who had an obnoxious laugh."

      Obviously you must frequent those movie theaters where wearing a raincoat is required, and during the day while all the kiddies are in school.

    89. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Logan's Run was a summer movie. June 23rd, 1976 even. The same day would see the release of War of the Worlds in 2005.

    90. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Having just looked at the titles availble from redbox, I'd say the one constant factor in your options is a subpar selection of movies.

      If you're going to flack for someone, at least pick Netflix, or someone who's got more than two or three watchable films.

    91. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know what you mean. I thought I would take my elderly mother out to a nice movie. I believe it was called Rocky Horror something. The people in the audience behaved atrociously.

    92. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by valintin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that way she could meet your parents and help your mom with the dishes.

    93. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. It's still one more thing that encourages people to watch movies at home, because drinks/popcorn/etc are at least 50% cheaper at home, and you can buy any kind of food or popcorn you want.

      Thats a poor reason. I can make myself a wonderful three course meal, have it be surf/turf, with shrimp appetizer, and tiramasu dessert and it will be about 75% cheaper then if I went to a good restaurant.

      Obviously businesses are going to be more expensive. Going by your argument, why aren't you harvesting your own cotton and making your own clothes?

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    94. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that going to the movies is expensive, that's why I only see movies that are/seem to be really worth watching (Batman Begins being a recent example). I skip the rest and either forget about them or watch them later on DVD.

      I like going to the theather, really. I don't know why. One reason might be that movies are the only thing that I classify as "going out." Also, my "home theather" consists of a 17" CRT display and headphones (expensive Sennheiser headphones, though). That might have something to do with it.

      In other (offtopic) news, Firefox is taking nearly 100% of my CPU, and the reason is the Rackspace flash banner that was playing. I can't even begin to imagine how it's possible to fuck up a small flash object like that.

    95. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by homer_ca · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's only one advantage now to seeing the movie in theaters, and it's the only thing studios are banking on: You get to see the movie first.

      If you wait a few months you can see it in the second-run theaters, then the rentals, then on the premium movie channels. Lately, there have been very few movies good enough that I had to pay $15 to see *right now* on the big screen.

    96. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by courtarro · · Score: 1
      This really sounds like a problem with significant regional differences. I live in Atlanta (GA), and when we're planning to see a movie I rarely worry about the audience's behavior. People tap on their phones during the "PLEASE SILENCE YOUR CELL PHONES" message, and occasionally a single phone will go off every few movies, but that's about it. Maybe the culture of the SF area is such that people are used to it, and are less embarrassed to be a part of it. Perhaps they should repeat the Cingular "Annoying Cell Phone Guy" ads at the start of your movies?

      On the other hand, it's possible that you go to more movies enjoyed by teenagers :)

    97. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a 20 year old zenith and don't intend to "upgrade" to a 3000 dollar flatscreen

      You put quotes around the word upgrade, as if you don't think going from a 20-year old zenith to a 3000 dollar flatscreen would be an upgrade?

    98. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have kids, and if you do, they must be the same little shits that are running all over screaming and annoying all the other customers.

      If you have kids, your the friggin parent. Make them go to bed, and if they get up for something trivial, punish them.

    99. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I worked in a movie theater for two years.

      The problem is not exaggerated. On any given weekend evening, we had to kick at least three kids out of theaters for disturbing the other customers.

    100. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by killmenow · · Score: 1

      June movies aren't typically the worst ones. The movie industry specifically and purposefully releases the movies expected to be the worst of the year in August.

      I don't know why they do this...but all movies ever released to theatres in August were at the very least expected to suck by the companies releasing them.

      That's not to say there've never been gems released in August. But if there were, they were like the needle in the haystack.

    101. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did said "or DVD rentals through the mail."

    102. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ewhac · · Score: 1
      Clearly, you were not in our theater last night.

      My sweetie and I went to see Sky High (cute film; see it in your preferred venue). We were in the third row (sweetie likes it there). Ten minutes after the film started, this family marches in in the row behind us and cacophonously sits down. When they're not gibbering away to each other, they're munching and smacking loudly.

      Then, one of the younger kids starts talking at normal speaking volume about some minor discomfort or something. The parents don't shush her, or remind her to be quiet because this is, y'know, a theater... They engage her in conversation, trying to discover what her problem is.

      We ended up moving to different seats. They carried on, oblivious to their obnoxious behavior. Frankly, I was astounded. I mean, this is basic social knowledge, isn't it?

      Schwab

    103. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Hey don't look at me, but some of my friends do spoil their kids.

    104. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by digidave · · Score: 1

      My solution has been to go to the drive-in instead of the theatre. It's $10 per person (vs. $12.50 at the theatre) and I get two, or often three, movies. I bring my own food and drink. Nobody's talking bothers me and if I feel I need to, I can talk as well. I can bring the kid to many of the movies since the early movie is often relatively kid friendly and he's in bed by the second movie.

      If you're in the Toronto area, check out the Docks drive-in or the 5 drive in (5drivein.com) in Oakville.

      The worst part is while the movie doesn't start until 9:00 you have to get there by 7:30 to get a good spot. At the 5 Drive In there's a playground for kids and you can always bring a newspaper, listen to the radio or a CD, even bring a picnic for dinner.

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    105. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you aren't serious, why don't you just go watch the original

    106. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      Adult theaters don't count. Oh, and watch where you aim that thing, PeeWee.

    107. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      Also, nobody is forcing you to get drinks/popcorn/etc>

      Actually, my wife is.

    108. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

      30+ dollars on a single ticket, drink and popcorn is a bit of an exaggeration, and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      In Fairfax Virginia, most places sell tickets for $8-$12, depending on the theater. Popcorn is $5-7, and a drink $4-6 so it's easily nearing $20.. I just eat before hand, and usually share a drink, but it's still $12-16... and Gas is nearing $3/gallon...

      Being the average joe full-time college student working part time... spending $30 to take a friend out to the movies feels like a waste... I save 'movie going' for more of special occasions... a good movie and a good friend wanting to go.. Other then that, I wait for the $10 dvd...

    109. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by nhnfreespirit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ROFL

      Thats not the funniest reply I have ever seen on /. but damn dude its close!! :-)

    110. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by moviepig.com · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Let me see, ... would I rather...spend $30+ on a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink just so I can watch the latest subpar...movies...?

      There was a time when studios aimed to create exciting movies. (More than one time, actually. Choose your era.) But, for a while now, the focus has been on creating exciting events, i.e., movies that can be marketed as exciting and of don't-be-left-out caliber. It's both a cause and effect of the 5,000-screen opening weekend... which makes advertising cheaper, but also makes those initial droves of excited, uninformed viewers all the more important...

      ...except now many viewers are becoming informed. (Evolution. Who'da thunk it?) They're learning, for example, that a movie that opens with less-than-blockbuster fanfare, but that steadily gains public acceptance (such as, most recently, WEDDING CRASHERS and MARCH OF THE PENGUINS) just might kick the crap, enjoyment-wise, out of GORE-LUST III (rated PG-13). And these viewers won't speed to the multiplex for less.

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    111. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by zaphod123 · · Score: 1

      My wife, friends and I have started playing poker instead of going to the movies. Generally we have a $10 buy-in (we are big time players.. haha). This is good for 2-4 hours of cards, conversation, laughs, etc. Overall, a much better evening with the chance of winning a little bit of money.

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    112. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Catamaran · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, it's possible that you go to more movies enjoyed by teenagers

      I think you hit the nail on the head. I went to see Ladies in Lavender a while back and there were no teens and no cell phones. The only slight disturbance was caused by some old guy's dentures falling out and clattering on the floor.

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    113. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where the fuck do you live? I'm moving there :) I ALWAYS get kids talking. I saw Lord of the Rings 1, in an empty theater with kids running up and down the isles, screaming, playing without any parent or guardian in the theater. I screamed the shit out of them :)

      I've sat in theaters with black women who just would not shut up... holy crap, its a stereotype but its unfortunately true.

      I even asked them to be quite twice.... only to receive dirty looks by them as if "how dare i ask them to shut the fuck up in a theater"

      I've listend to boyfriends explain to their girlfriends the story or characters. When i saw ST:Nemesis, this guy was telling his girl all of the characters names and trying to get her to remember who they were from the tv show.

      I SAW star wars ep2 and had people talk about the film during the film in a way that was like "And here comes the part when..." AS IT FUCKING WAS HAPPENING :)

      Movie theaters are nightmares here in NY

    114. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i live in london. and ill go over the prices of stuff. it will cost at least £5 for a travel card to use the trains or buses to get to the cinema. then once your there it will cost about £6-£8-£10 each for a ticket to see a film. plus popcorn and drinks thats another £5 or £8. so in total that will be about £15 to about £20 with some extra 99p chucked in etc. when really we know the film sucks because hollywood hasnt made a good film in about 10 years.

    115. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get a cell phone jammer. :)

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    116. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. Anytime someone tries to enforce such policies, I love to see the look on their face when I actually hand over the "contraband" in question. It's a deer in the headlights thing.

      If they want to make them take my "whatever", I actually make them take it and I won't do their job for them by disposing of it myself.

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    117. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      My GF has a huge purse to smuggle in things like candy and a drink or two. Plus we quit going to non-matinee movies a long time ago. $6/ticket I can deal with :)

    118. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      With some of the 30+ screen multiplexes, a 46" screen may actually be larger than the theater screen.

    119. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by hobbesx · · Score: 2, Insightful
      an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide


      I realize that my situation is a bit unusual, but with an InFocus X1 projector and a decent surround sound system, I end up with a screen that is about twelve feet wide and close enough in experience to a 'real' theater. (It's in my basement, where we can control the ambient light). There is only two reasons we ever go to see a movie in the theater:
      1) We're going with a really large group of friends, and everyone lives far enough away from each other that it's more polite to meet at a theater that's closer for the group. (Some live in the city and don't have cars...)
      2) It's a movie that we really don't want to wait to arrive on video.

      The first couple months that we waited for the release of movies on DVD was disappointing, but once you get 'behind' there's a steady flow of movies coming out on DVD to buy. Now, for half (or even a third) of the cost of a trip to the theater (excluding the purchase of the equipment of course) we get to keep the movie and watch it whenever we like and still see it on a big screen. No driving (especially with Amazon or Netflix), more comfortable seats, better and cheaper food, and parties naturally gravitate to our house.

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    120. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by OmniBeing · · Score: 2, Informative

      We go to the movies twice a month. Rarely do we pay for it though. The nice big cushy theatres are only 10 minute drive from our house in any direction. We get movie passes that include drinks and popcorn from Airmiles or through visa points. Works out quite well. But it is getting harder to find great movies. A lot of them aren't even worth the free passes.

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    121. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by fistfullast33l · · Score: 3, Informative

      You must live in Iowa. Here in upstate NY it's about $9.75 for a ticket, $5.50 for a small popcorn, and $5 for a small soda. That's about $20 for one person. Close enough to $30 for my taste.

      Of course, since no one goes alone (unless you're from /.), that ticket price automatically puts you at $20 without the food for 2 people. So basically his estimate of $30 is pretty realistic.

    122. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      I stopped buy food and drink at theatres about ten years ago due to the cost. To keep the admission cost down I buy coupons at work at a large discount. We get a few hundred people to order coupons at the same time. Instead of paying $11 or $13 cdn per admission I only pay $7.

      Not much you can do about ill behaved attendees (cell phones, talking, kicking seats) except go talk to them and ask them to stop. Most stop. I find attending early morning shows reduces the number of idiots and makes parking a lot easier.

      Why do I bother at all with a nice home theatre at home? I still like the huge screen and great sound for the movies that are spectacles - Star Wars, War of the Worlds, Gladiator, etc... I rent the comedies and dramas.

      How could the theatre experience be improved? Here is my list:

      • Allow the theatre to keep more of the ticket price to fund a better theatre and allow cheaper food.
      • Have staff patrol theatres and KICK OUT any one using a cell phone, laser pointer, or talking.
      • Stadium seating. I only go to new theatres with stadium seating. No more big hair in the line of sight.
      • Make good movies. Harder than it sounds.
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    123. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by shawb · · Score: 1

      but generally I will not see a movie on the opening Friday because the level of stupid in the audience is too high.

      You may have hit on something: I wonder if it would be possible to capitalize on this. Make it so that the nuances of seeing a movie with a group of boisterous strangers would improve the experience? I recall the funniest moment of Scary Movie being the scene where the girl who keeps talking on the cell phone is killed, precisely because there was someone who had recieved and answered about three calls loudly before this scene. (incidentally, she turned off her phone after the whole theatre stared at her with wicked grins during this sequence.)

      Then again, I guess this would just lead up to this.

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    124. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a vivid memory of going to see a movie with my uncle at a very young age. I remember for whatever reason I was wearing a winter coat in Summer, and my uncle parked at this little stop 'n shop before we went to the movie. We went in and they sold those huge bags of popcorn.

      We came up with the idea to pretend I was a fat kid and put the popcorn in my coat.

      Totally worked, the bag cost less than 3 dollars at the time.

      Screw theatre food prices. The popcorn only tastes good with the butter, and the butter makes you sick anyway. I think it's a conspiracy to get you to buy a drink, and use the drink to wash down the engine oil + salt cache you're consuming.

    125. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by vermega · · Score: 1
      "pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide."
      Dimensions don't matter, so much as Field Of View. You're sitting much closer to the widescreen TV; it occupies a similar percentage of your vision field, as compared to a movie theater screen. ...unless you have an inadequate widescreen TV... ;)
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    126. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As good a vigilante you are by doing that, I always have a voice in the back of my head nagging me about the legal aspects of doing that.

      If this hell spawn had any wits about her, she could have laid assault charges on you. Which would sort of suck since she deserved it.

      That is probably the main reason why I personally don't want to go to theatres now, especially during the opening weeks. I just don't want to have to put myself in a situation where I find myself laying the boots to someone rather than watching the movie all because this person pushed me over the edge.

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    127. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SA3Steve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For me, it breaks down like this:

      5% ruined by other people
      25% good movie experience
      70% ruined by a bad/ridiculous movie

    128. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've been going to the afternoon shows for a while now, they're great. The only reason I would see a movie in the theater is if its a show I'm really excited about and don't want to wait to dvd. I have better things to do in the evening than sit in some crowded overpriced theater.

      There are also movie theaters around where I live that are "adults oriented" where they serve alcohol and the ticket prices are relatively cheap. I have never experienced a cell phone or thrown food probably due to the maturity level of the audience (you have to be 21 to enter).

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    129. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Well, if the whole "going out" experience isn't capable of exceeding that which you can throw together yourself casually at home then WHY F*CKING BOTHER. The economics of it all just make 0.0 sense.

      Being able to do BETTER yourself with less time, money, effort and hassle is a GREAT reason.

      None of what you're describing (especially the Corporate cinema) is hardly Chaine territory.

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    130. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by igny · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, given the state of the parenting these days, she probably went home and bawled to daddy and he bought his princess another cell phone.

      Bad parenting costs money, I see no problem with that.

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    131. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      I bought some mid-high end Klipsh speakers and a mid-range Pioneer surround sound receiver. It's not even dialed in properly because I accidently reset the reciever to factory defaults and haven't had a chance to dial it in again.

      My TV is a nice, but not exceptional. When new, it was awesome, but it pales by comparison to today's DLP HDTVs. It's a 37" standard def. Mitsubishi Megaview.

      Since I've had this setup, I've had continual disappointment of the quality on most occasions that I've gone to the theater. The sound is almost never as good, and even though the screen is usually better, scratchs on the print and projection equipment being set too dim have been common occurances. I thought it was just my local theater at first, but I've gone to several others in the area and out of town. On average my sound kicks butt over the theaters and my video is only slightly worse (and on a few occasions better).

      From TFA: DVD sales, while still robust, are no longer rising exponentially, and some analysts say that a poor box office performance this summer will lead to poor DVD sales this winter.

      Let's see how this actually pans out. My guess is some of the poor movies aren't going to sell well on DVD either, but that if you add up DVDs sold and box office tickets sold you'll find the total industry "units sold" is still far ahead of anything the industry saw with box office + tapes in the mid nineties.

      The movie theater has always been better than what most people get in their home. Still is for many people. But as Wal-Mart sells more and more boxed surround sound and starts getting HDTV off the ground, joe average is going to start liking his home better than the multiplex. I think the best way for theaters to deal with this is to:

      A)STOP WHINING! Complaining that I'm not buying your product is not the best way to get me to start. Samsung never whines about me not buying their HDTVs.

      B)Improve your sound. Don't just have surround sound, but get high quality speakers that capture nice low sounds while still giving a focused punch for those explosions. You're competing with people sitting in "the sweet spot" at home, many of them with good equipment.

      C)Improve your print. Go digital or have equipment that won't scratch your print. You're competing with a perfect digital presention via HDTV or DVD.

      D)Improve your screen. Get high quality projection screens and play your movies at the proper brightness settings. You're competing with 53" DLP

      E)Improve your environment. Stadium seating, comfy chairs, raisable arm rests, wider arm rests so you don't have to share with your neibor, wider, more comfortable seats. You're competing with my couch.

      If the theaters do all these things, people will still continue to view them as the superior viewing environment. If they don't, many people, like me, will find the home viewing experience wins.

      TW

    132. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letting them out again would be the mistake!

    133. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like vibrate mode is any more silent. From what I've seen and heard, "vibrate" is just the nickname for the "chainsaw sound" ringtone. Honestly, I can hear a phone vibrating from anywhere in a theatre.

    134. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      Large Drink - $7
      Large Popcorn - $7
      Tea (even if you bring your own bag) - $4


      Watching a re-make of a formulated movie... priceless!

    135. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WHo says you have to buy popcorn or drinks? What a stereotype to think that going at the movies involves popcorn.

      Can't you not eat for 2-3 hours?

      I find it hillarious when I see the same old comments that go against theatres like "noisy kids, idiots, overpriced food".

      - Noisy kids or idiots? Do something about it? There's always a few who always talk but I have gone to the movies enough to know that once I'm into the movie, unless the whole theatre is filled of idiots, it doesn't annoy to have a few idiots in the room.
      - Overpriced food? Eat before or after. Of course it's pricy, they know people like you will buy the overpriced popcorn that actually costs 5 cents

      What about when you slashdotters went to see the original Star Wars at the threatre. Were you against theatres at that time? So I guess at that time the theatre was filled of people who were quiet, from a rich family educated who will stfu when they are told to right? Yesyes and I live on Mars.

    136. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Why movie theaters stay in business (my opinion):
      The only reason I ever went to a movie theater was for a date. (Haha insert slashdot user is a virgin joke here, whatever...) Why does the theater work well for a date? Number one, it is fairly cheap compared to alternatives, it is easy to grab a movie and a burger for under 40$. And it counts as a date towards the most girls wait to the third date to bang your brains out thing. Number two, it requires no planning ahead. For the most part, concerts, sporting events and live theater require advance ticket purchase for decent seats. Number 3, you can go as you are. You don't need to get all dressed up to go to a movie. Number 4, you don't have to talk. You get to put hours together in the bank, without having to make conversation.
      For me, going to movies had become obnoxious- they are filled with misbehaved 13 year olds and people of all ages on cell phones. Also, people seem to think it okay to talk during a movie these days. Many of my friends stay away from the movies for the same reasons. I think an usher in every theater who was there for the whole movie, and tossed out the talkers/cell users would go a long way towards bringing people back to the theaters.
      And I will be honest- I like the big screen and big speakers, but for most fils I am happy to watch them on my couch on my TV. At least at home I know what it is that is sticking my foot to the floor....

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    137. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but your personal experience doesn't mean shit to me either.

      I recently saw "Batman Begins" at a midnight show, opening night. Some twit in the seat directly in front of me spent the whole movie texting on his cell phone. And man, was that thing ever bright and distracting in a dark theater. And what - he came to the opening night midnight showing so that he could ignore the movie for some reason? What about simple consideration for those of us nearest him? No one said anything because the ettiquette of the situation is a noman's land - no clear right and wrong has been established.

      Mid-way through the movie the projector light failed and we missed a few minutes and had some down time while the light was replaced. Free tickets for next time were avialable upon exiting the theater.

      Overall it was hard to complain, but I don't for one minute doubt what others have been saying in this thread. These cultural shifts in what is minimally considerate to others occur over night sometimes. With the advent of texting and cell phones there are no actual precedents.

      Last Xmas my brother, my nephew and I sat down to watch the classic "A Christmas Story" - yup, my nephew wanted to spend the movie texting the whole time. At one point I said: "Can that conversation really not wait 90 minutes? Why don't you just call your girlfriend after the show?"

      Amazing.

      And how is texting better than a voice over the phone? Why is typing more fun? All I can think about is the information lost from what is only words on a screen. What ever happened to meeting for a drink and some conservation? Is there a good reason not to try for some face time with the girl in question?

      Kids of today do not exist in their own present world, they are in "cyberspace" in one way or another. And by cyberspace I just mean some headspace that is not part of the world around them. I find it pretty weird and not hugely useful.

      Technology should enhance your world, not distract you to a point of absurdity.

    138. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by shawb · · Score: 1

      That, and movie screens have reached the point where bigger is not a better experience. As a kid and teenager, front row center was always the best spot to watch a movie from and the first taken. Now that's too close to realistically watch a movie from, so center first row of the stadium section becomes the prime spot (good view in addition to leg room.) If you get there late enough that all the stadium seats are taken up, the sides of the ground seats fill up before the middle, as the angle means less head movement.

      If a screen becomes any bigger, that just means that they will be able to show to more people and the theatre will be able to pay less per person to the studios (assuming that that particular movie has a pay per play agreement.) This also means that there is going to be a great increase in the chance that that annoying person will be in the theatre.

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    139. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey lardass, I'm sure you have enough stored energy in your body to go 90 minutes without a sweetened soft drink and a bag of oil drenched popcorn.

    140. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.
      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.

      This is a localized problem, particularly on big cities, were people tend to be a bit more unruly and care a lot less about how their behaviour affects others -- and I'm not only talking about kids.

      Back when I used to live in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where some people tend to be rowdy and obnoxious and most others don't seem to mind; going to the theater there was a frustrating experience. I remember the countless times I had some idiot kicking the back of my seat, others talking loudly (on the phone or otherwise!), etc. Calling on an usher or politely asking them to chill out was an invitation to an altercation.

      Needless to say, it was not much fun, so I eventually learned to dread going to the movies, and resigned to wait for movies to come out on DVD, even if it was something I really wanted to see.

      I now live in Florida, and the movie theater close to home is rather tame and peaceful. Occassionally there's a loud laugh from a teenager, and rarely an annoying kick on the back of the seat, but when it happens, a simple and polite request to quiet down is all it takes to restore the peace. Granted, I also avoid the large crowds at later showings.

      Still, I've gone to other some popular (read: packed) theaters in major metropolitan areas and encounter more or less the same behaviour as in PR, and as others report.

      This has led me to believe that the unfriendly and frustrating movie-theater experience is not necessarily an American-cultural thing, or in anyway universal, but a more localized problem, isolated to some big cities, where people loose respect for each other.

      -dZ.
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    141. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You might prefer it, but she won't. I don't care how much money you make on that IT job, chinese takeout and a Netflix DVD aren't going to impress her.

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    142. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      WHY F*CKING BOTHER

      Because as others have posted, and I am sure you realize, it's the point of going out. Well duh the economics don't make sense. It doesn't make sense for me to go to a $150/couple restaurant except for the fact it's going out to a really nice place. The movies are obviously not as nice as such a restaurant, but at $22/couple for tickets (at an IMAX), a large popcorn ($5), and two drinks ($8) it is not that bad of an experience. Really I never get popcorn/drinks at a movie...I am generally at dinner before then so am stuffed. Again, it's the point of 1) seeing it on a large screen, 2) getting out of the house and making an event of it, 3)not waiting to see the movie until it hits DvD.

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    143. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 1

      You watch it and you're 'ok', right? Why shouldn't they be?

      Hell, isn't part of the purpose of movies to incite a reaction from it's audience?

      Jesus what's with your double-standard. You're righteously equipped to watch any movie the media may release, but your children could spontaneously combust when they see a CG bloody stump of an arm fly across the screen.

      Ever have some Highway Patrolmen talk to your school about driving drunk etc.? They did at mine while I was going to school. Showed slides of decapitated heads and people wrapped around trees after a car accident. Nearly made me sick because I knew it was real, and they KNEW that would happen so they could discourage drunk driving.

      But I watch someone get decapitated in a movie, I know it's all fake, and may even laugh if the movie makes it funny.

      As long as you explain to the child the differences between real and fake, there should be no reason you will need to censor them from violence in media.

    144. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Golias · · Score: 1

      If I'm going to go out, I'll pay the $8 cover at a jazz club and be more entertained for a much longer interval while being served booze if I wish.

      The theater experience has been diminished somewhat by home theaters (mine is a 119" screen, and I would sell the car before giving it up), by those stupid ads at the beginning, and by various other hassles, but what has ruined movies more than anything else is the audiences.

      It used to be that movie audiences learned how to behave from live plays. Talk during a broadway show and you will be kicked out immediately. There are legendary tales of great actors who stopped performing to scold an annoying member of the audience.

      Today, people learn how to behave from the TV room. If the phone rings and there's a call you were waiting for, you answer it. If you get up and go to the bathroom (and you didn't pause the show), you ask somebody to tell you what you missed, and they tell you. If you think the show's not very good, you say so out loud. If your dim friend doesn't understand something, you explain it.

      These sorts of things are mildly annoying when watching TV with a couple friends or family members, but completely intolerable in a theater, when everybody there paid for the privilege of enjoying the movie. Unfortunately, far too many people are way to inconsiderate, and make asses of themselves.

      In a theater that seats 80 - 200 people, you probably have at least two or three complete assholes in the crowd. Every time you go to a movie, you gamble that none of those assholes do anything to ruin the movie

      So I agree with the grandparent post. Theaters are obsolete. Sooner or later, some enterprizing go-getter is going to invent a new cheap destination where teens can take their dates, and make billions while driving most of the theaters out of business once and for all.

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    145. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sure, let them watch. Then when they have questions or are scared, I am there to explain to them that they are watching something fake. Perhaps they will then learn how to distinguish the difference between fantasy and reality when they are older. They are going to see it anyway, and it would be better to be there to guide them than to hide it from them and let them try to figure it out for themselves.

      I'm sure there are a lot of child psychology people out there that would disagree with this approach. I don't care; some of them need to learn that a psychology book is not a manual for how to operate kids. This is sort of on-par with the inability to be able to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

    146. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the kids who walk in and out of the theater and look for one another by lighting their way with their glowing blue cell phones. (I'm also in San Francisco.)

      The thing is, your movie tastes, what time of day you see the movie, and how soon after it was released all figure into this. The last movie I had totally ruined was "The Grudge" (not that I missed much there), which I saw at about 2:00pm on a Sunday afternoon. We complained, the manager refunded our money, and explained that she was really sorry -- that movie was just a problem, she said, and a lot of people had been complaining every time they screened it.

      But now, when I suggested that if she knew kids were consistently ruining that one particular movie, maybe she should do something about it, she just kind of shrugged. As it turns out, the reason we were speaking to her in the first place is because during the show a friend of mine had put his hand on a kid's shoulder and told him to keep quiet. Sure enough, the kid cried rape, and we had a very annoyed parent waiting for us when we left the theater. This same friend was at the time working as a substitute teacher in an Oakland public school, and he said kids would routinely shoulder into him as they walked into class, mainly because they knew there wasn't a single thing he could do to discipline them. Do so much as look at a teenager crooked, and somewhere a parent is counting the money they think they'll make from the lawsuit. You think a movie theater is really going to hire people to police the place when all they're doing is opening themselves up for liability?

      There's at least one solution, though. If you're sick of little kids ruining the movie, try going down to the Embarcadero Theater and seeing an independent film or the latest French import. They're making a lot of pretty good movies these days that don't have any space battles in them ... and I guarantee you no 13-year-olds will ruin the screening for you. Grown-up movies, grown-up audience -- it's the theater business's best-kept secret!

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    147. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by diskis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somebody please explain to be why everybody is factoring in the cost of popcorn and drinks?
      Whos idea is it that you _must_ eat popcorn when seeing a movie? Can't people keep their mouths shut for two hours?

    148. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      He said "a single ticket, drink and popcorn". One person. Not your whole family. Please read the posts you respond to.

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    149. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by johansalk · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's just a question of where he lives, but more importantly where you go and what you watch - "big special effects laden SciFi movies", I assume in a multiplex, that's bound to attract the kind of obnoxious crowd that you complain about. I personally go to watch arthouse movies, having given up on Hollywood and its multiplexes making anything good, and the arthouse crowd I find in the cinema are the coolest people in town.

    150. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      So I calmly yanked the phone from her hand and told whatever dumb shit on the other end that she was haning up now, and threw the phone as hard as I could down onto the floor in front of the screen.

      Classic. You're my movie theater hero :)

    151. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      Shit flinging, eh?
      Your views are intriquing to me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    152. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand the complains about prices of food/drink. I think if you can't go without eating or drinking for two hours you're probably too fat to fit in a cinema anyway.

      People need to stop associating eating with entertainment, they just stuff themselves all day and night, burgers at the computer, pizza in front of the TV, popcorn at the cinema, all washed down with 500-calorie fizzy drinks no doubt. No wonder everyone's fat these days. People should eat at proper mealtimes, at a dinner table. Any snacks should be small portions of fruit or something, not chocolate bars and pot noodles.

      To get back on topic, the reasons I don't go to the cinema are numerous:

      1. The cinema is in the middle of nowhere. I don't know what genius decided that people would rather travel miles and miles to a retail park off a motorway junction, always next to a supermarket or bowling alley, rather than just going into a town centre. Seriously, it's an excursion getting to one these days.

      2. It's too expensive. Most films are rubbish, worth maybe a pound at most. You don't even know if they're crap before you've paid the money, as reviewers and critics are ALL useless.

      3. Full of idiots. Mobile phones, talking, all that crap. They should be shot. And they shouldn't sell popcorn or coke, it makes everything sticky.

      4. Films are crap. I don't think there's been a good film released for years. What did we get this summer? Bore of the Worlds. Standard formula: bland big-name director who's out of ideas, bland big-name photogenic 'actor' who can't act but will get the women in, screaming kid, special effects, crap script, crap ending. Spielburg should retire, where are the good directors?

      The rest are generally shitty 'comedies' full of fart jokes. This year it's a film where the funniest joke (the best jokes are ALWAYS in the advert) is a man having his chest hair waxed. Excuse me if I'm not rolling in the aisles.

      There might be some good films out there, but going to the cinema is too much of a hassle to make it worthwhile. I usually wait 'till they're on DVD or on TV.

    153. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Zuke8675309 · · Score: 1

      "there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide."

      I beg to differ. Our 50inch with dolby digital surround is pretty convincing. My friend's setup with 90" screen is even more so.

    154. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      and watch it on my widescreen in the comfort of my own hom

      You & me both, man. I bought an HD projector. I have a 12 foot 16:9 display on my wall and 7.1 channel surround. The quality far surpasses anything my crappy local theaters have. And I can have pizza and beer while I watch. And my dog can sit next to me. If any unruly cellphone toting children show up, I can kick their asses out.

      The last time I was in a commercial theater, the surround channels kept popping on and off, the picture sucked, the floors and seats were sticky, and it cost me $12 to get in. Why the hell would I want to go there again?

    155. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I like the movie theater experience, but the cost is now an issue, especially when that $50 buys a tank of gas or two.

      Unless you drive a truck or SUV, then that buys about 2/3 of a tank at todays prices. It's more like $75-80 to gas up a Suburban, and yes I do need it and use it for more than running kids to soccer games.

    156. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      I live in NYC too, and I suppose it's pricey. But how often have you been annoyed? In five years of going to the movies, about 100 shows, I've almost never had a problem with noisy or obnoxious patrons--pretty much only at the Magic Johnson on 125th, where you're out of place if you aren't yammering. It's because the uptown kids aren't quite so uptight. Different theaters, different neighborhoods, different expectations.

      On the other hand, whenever I've been to suburban/podunk theaters (mostly Sacramento, Los Angeles, and Milwaukee), there's always been crying babies, tweens on cell phones, and gigantic adults farting, belching, and generally carrying on. Perhaps living in New York teaches you how to get along better with other people.

    157. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      I know, let's bring special wide-angle goggles that would reduce, or in a fancier version, vary the perceived size of the screen. This way we get both the benefits of watching a bigger screen, and not having to turn our heads from one side of the screen to the other. :^)

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    158. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Impress her? Is that why you date? Or is the only way you can get a woman to make repeated visits is by showing off all your bling?

      Not really sure I'd want to attract the money-grubbing kind who need to be impressed in order to stick around. But, hey, you must be pretty desperate.

    159. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I think that the whole idea of the "movie" is becoming a bit dated; played out if you will. The media, format, and formula is becoming something so trite that even if you see a movie of considerable quality it still feels a little stale because it is still a movie.

      I could be wrong, but I think that it is time for a new experience in the realm of entertainment. Something new needs to replace the old, tired movie format.

      In a way, video games are doing just that. The same $30 can net the spender an interactive adventure that provides tens of hours of experiences. To some people there is no comparison. The video game industry already makes more money than the movie industry. Unfortunately they are still constrained by the same fomulaic approach that hollywood is. Forr example they turn out conceptually similar games, only changing the package and giving better "eye candy." Nothing revolutionary has been done since the MMORPG caught on, IMHO.

      I personally hope some smart Sony exec figures out how to entertain me soon, it's getting boring around here!

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    160. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dewser · · Score: 1

      ooo ooo ooo 30 bucks on the movie tickey and annoying kids!!! Seriously, for 30 bucks you can go and buy 2-3 DVDs (depending on the bin you look through) and watch them whenever, not to mention owning the good ones! Now when you pay your $8-9.50 ticket price you go into a theater and watch 15 minutes of commercials (not even trailers) and maybe one or 2 trailers. Hell the commercials are the same damn commercials you see at home WTF??? At least show me the good commercials!! Also what the hell are these commercials funding? Certainly not making ticket prices and food prices any cheaper. There are a couple good movies that I want to see that are out right now but then my wallet says "Too much money, not too mention gas to get to the movies" Granted there are a few (very few maybe 1 every 5 years) movies that are worth the money to see on a huge screen with awesome sound. But not enough to justify the constant increases in price. Wow finally a slashdot topic I can rant about. Enjoy!

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    161. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 1

      Yeah that tends to be it.

      I went to the Grudge on a holiday weekend (too lazy to look up which holiday right now) I think it was Halloween. Anyway, big mistake.

      This is how it went:

      -Plot development.
      -Scary scene.
      -Teenage girls shriek.
      -Teenage guys laugh at the shrieking girls.
      -The few adults shift in their chairs and dream of standing up and declaring this theatre property of the new order of silence.
      -Repeat.

      You just have to leave and get your money back for those occasions ;)

    162. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell i'll take a cold date! any date!

    163. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by techrolla · · Score: 1

      Sometimes going to a theater late at night is a nice feeling, when no one is there. It's like watching a film in your own stadium with a huge screen I could never afford in my home, and great sound.

      But when it's busy, forget it!

    164. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by PureCreditor · · Score: 1

      $9.50 is what you get at Loews 34

      other places like 42nd St or Union Sq is easily 10.75

    165. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by recycledpork · · Score: 1

      The moral is that you must take action to maintain a quiet theatre. You must contact the manager when things go bad. Let them know you're displeased. That will lead to a far more enjoyable movie experience.

      What, and work for the man?

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    166. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the problems exist. I wanted to smack the cell phone out of several people's hands at a night movie (night movies suck more than matinee shows). The solution, of course, is to go to loud movies with little dialogue and many explosions. You wouldn't even be able to hear someone being burned at the stake behind you.

    167. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I live just slightly south of you. I've found that wherever you go in San Fransisco, people are rude. I've stopped seeing movies in San Fransisco. Hell, the Metreon makes rude New Yorkers blush! So head fifteen or thirty minutes south for your movies. You'll still find some rude audiences here or there, but most places will be fine.

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    168. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by muzik · · Score: 1

      Its not just America. Canada is going down the crapper too. If I have to sit through one more "kids" movie (read charlie and the chocolate factory) with the 13 year old girl sitting in front of me constantly repeating "This is the saddest movie i've ever seen" through the WHOLE FILM. I'd like to see her reaction to Schindlers List, or an equally horiffic / true movie.

    169. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've sat in theaters with black women who just would not shut up... holy crap, its a stereotype but its unfortunately true.
      Yeah, stereotypes are always true. I hear the kikes in NY talk a lot, too. And that the spics smell like garlic, and that the geeks have little weenies.
    170. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 1

      There's still situations I'm sure you would enjoy going to a movie despite these pitfalls.

      Think of family gatherings with not-so-loved family. :)

      Aunt Jo: "Darcy u should really cut your hai.."
      Darcy: STFU JO THIS IS THE PART WHERE TOM CRUISE TRIES TO CONVINCE US TO TAKE UP SCIENTOLOGY BY THEATRICAL METAPHOR.

      I also make fun of scientology at weddings and funerals, thx will be here all night.

    171. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      Where in NY? Which theaters? I live in Manhattan and I've never had a problem with noisy patrons. If you're going to a theater in Harlem, of course you'll find the atmosphere different from what you're accustomed to. If you want casual and chatty, go to the Magic Johnson; if you want silence but for the occasional laugh, stick to the ones below 96th. Everyone's happier that way.

    172. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jafomatic · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Problem number one: This suggests that the aforementioned date is the first date. That was not specified in the post. This is probably an excellent "date" for a woman that's already seen you a few times.

      Problem number two: You're assuming cheap chinese takeout which may or may not work. I'm thinking that the well-paying IT job affords us to take a woman out for $200 sushi, not $20 chinese. Try it and be amazed at the difference; even if you have to order something that isn't raw fish --teriyaki chicken or something-- your date will feel special if you go to a nice place.

      Problem number three: A movie is not the best place for a first date. You need to interact, not stare at a screen on your first date. Dinner good, movie bad. Try dinner and a gallery opening, or some other activity during which you are able to have some kind of conversation. Try not to use the word 'boobies' during this conversation.

      Disclaimer: Dropping cash in front of shallow women will usually make them like you a bit more, but it will not always make them want to fuck you. Try to be a little charming in addition to being well-paid.

      Best of luck to you.

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    173. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think most theatres charge $9/ticket now, and not many matinees even in less urban type areas. Also if you want to split a large soday and popcorn it can be as much as $6.50 each.

      2 tickets is 24
      1 large soda 5
      1 large popcorn 5
      thats $34 total for 2 people and getting tickets online and more expensive food it can break $40.

      I would like to know why everyone thinks that movies are sucking this year. I really liked Crash, Happy Endings, Wedding Crashers, and Batman. Also 40 Year Old Vergin was pretty good too. None of these movies (except Batman) really benifitted from the big screen, but they were all worth the money still.

      PS: Where is the new IMAX, because KoP is devoid of good food, and I would love to catch an IMAX in the city rather than going to hell for it.

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    174. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by igny · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I see other problems for Hollywood to deal with as well
      • Sites , which are ranking the movies, like this biggest threat to Hollywood. Every time I plan to see a movie, I check with imdb and yahoo.com to filter out crap like this. On other hand I would miss a lot if I did not go to see Sin City, or The Crash, or Kung Fu Hustle which became my favorites ot 2004-2005.
      • Movie hopping. When I am going to the local 20-something-plex, I try to watch two movies for the price of one.

      Interestingly enough, I never had problems with bad audiences. When choosing my place I tend to sit as far as possible from other people (and as close as possible to the center of the theater). Considering a sad state of affairs in Hollywood, it was very easy to find such a place in almost empty theaters.
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    175. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, tentacle rape into them!

    176. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The moral is that you must take action to maintain a quiet theatre. You must contact the manager when things go bad. Let them know you're displeased. That will lead to a far more enjoyable movie experience.

      Most managers take this stuff very seriously. Whenever I've complained about noisy people, bad sound, etc., the manager has always responded immediately. One time, a manager even followed me back into the theatre and waited "in the shadows." As soon as the !@$#%ing talking twerp opened his mouth, the manager was on him in a heartbeat.

      The trick, though, is to find the manager. Don't just tell anyone working there. Most of the kids at the concession stand or the ticket counter don't really know how to provide good customer service.

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    177. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget paying $30 to be bombarded with commercials. No thanks I'll get my advertising at home for free.

    178. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Hyperspac · · Score: 1

      My wife and I often find it is cheaper just to wait and buy the DVD then actually go and see the movie. Some things are worth seeing on a big screen, but a lot of the time it doesn't make much difference.

    179. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.

      Please let us know when you decide to return from the planet Strongbadia.

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    180. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      $10-13 for the ticket, $5 for a 'medium' popcorn, $5 for a medium coke. That's $23, but it sure is creeping up. I should add in that I live in a city of 'under' 50,000.

      The nearest cities to me it's $15 for a ticket, $8 for a popcorn and a pop each.

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    181. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then I am curious to know what theater you go to. Provided you avoid Saturday night, here in the San Francisco Bay Area, you can go to any of the Camera Cinemas in San Jose, Campbell and Los Gatos for $5 per person to watch a usually above average selection of movies.

      Of course, if you persist in going to the Century Great Mall, then you're out of luck, but then again you shouldn't complain in the first place.

    182. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by yahwotqa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey, cut the man some slack - he didn't rate his post so high himself, it's the moderators who are (as usual) on crack. :)

    183. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Ummm, a wall prepped with several coats of high gloss white with two coats of matte Behr Silverscreen using a nice 2000 lumen XGA resoloution DLP projector gives me 116" horozontal display on the basement wall. That coupled with 400W surround sound beats the snot out of a theater, and cost less than the plasma screen you mentioned. It will be about $500 U.S. to replace the bulb when it dies, but quite impressive to watch. The two biggest drawbacks are that NTSC television signals look horrid at this size because they were never designed to be viewed that way, and there aren't nearly enough decent movies to watch.

    184. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by interiot · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, there's a reason it's called "dinner and a movie". On the other hand, restaurants don't force-feed 30 minutes of advertisements on you, nor do they ever have sticky floors or uncomfortable seats. If theaters moved catered more to the dating or family excursion crowd, and made sure it was a nice outing, they could probably retain a sufficient number of customers, no matter how many HDTV sets people buy.

    185. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dmf415 · · Score: 1

      How bout the times some a-hole punk kid sits right behind you kicking your chair. I think it has happened to me about 5 times in watching 30 movies. Or some hyena, laughing hysterically in Finding Nemo. I didn't see what was so funny, LOL

    186. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The IMAX I am referring to is in Atlantic City (in the Tropicana). Unfortunately it is a bit far for someone to go to just for a movie, but if you want to hang out at the beach for a day and then see a movie.

      I happend to have gotten a suite for my g/f and myself last weekend and she did not see Batman (it was my second viewing).

      I totally agree, the movies are fine. I don't go that often, but there are many movies over the years that I would like to see - just hard to get people to go as most of my friends don't go to theatres when drinking at Loie's, or Devon, Denim, etc is available :)
      I generally do not see movies in theatres unless it is great specifial effects movies (LoTR, Batman, comic book movies, star wars, etc.)
      I think Wedding Crashers, Crash, and 40 year old virgin will be great movies to see.

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    187. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mbrod · · Score: 1

      When I lived on the West Coast (Las Vegas) I quit going to any showing that would have a significant group of people watching. The audience was always ruining the movies.

      Now that I live on the East Coast this doesn't happen. If a baby is crying or someone is making a distubance the audience drives them out of the theater or shuts them up quickly. Sucks it has to come to that, but it does work.

    188. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      my annoying inlaws stopping by without notice...

      That alone would be enough to justify the cost of going to the theater. ;)

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    189. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rho · · Score: 1

      Bravo!

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    190. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I for one think that's just too far.

      You can throw poo at people for talking in the theater if you like, but I'm not going to!

    191. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driving to work on the interstate?

      Fuck, nobody needs an oversized ugly tank.

    192. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by flimflam · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. I live in brooklyn. Going to the movies for us:

      $21 for tickets (10.50 a piece)
      $40 for dinner (no movie popcorn for us)
      $50 for a sitter

      We do this about once a week. It's worth it for us, but that eats up a good chunk of our discretionary cash.

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    193. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rho · · Score: 1
      Maybe destroying the phone would get stern looks from a judge, but otherwise, there was no assault.

      If society adopts a set of norms, such as public politeness and respect for each other, and the majority of the public enforces it, you eliminate at least half of the need for intrusive government, both legislative and judicial.

      Multiculturalism is stupid. I like a monoculture based on not being a shithead. I hope that cell-yakking teen dies in a car fire.

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    194. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Your theaters allow you to bring your own feed?

      Around here, you go to jail if you do that. Two women here went to one show (and bought popcorn), decided they didn't like the show, and went to another theater (taking their popcorn with them). Result: jail.

      Still wonder why people aren't going to movie theaters? Besides the obvious that most movies are now based on old, cancelled, TV shows.

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    195. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      I have so many stories just like yours. There should be a screen dedicated to just teenagers. That pack can't sit with regular adults and kids under 10.

    196. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although this will be poorly received, and I can't even believe I'm typing this... the formula for theater disruption seems to be this. Y x .15 = X where Y is the number of black people in the theater and X equals the level of disruption to be expected during the showing of the film. Not pretty, but true.

    197. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

      From a mechanical standpoint, yes, it would be an improved machine. But it'd show the same shit that my zenith shows, albeit more flatly.

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    198. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mesach · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You sir, are an ASS.

      Turn OFF your cell phone, I dont care if its on vibrate, I sat next to a guy that checked his phone 6 times during the last movie I went to, it didnt ring, but his screen sure as hell was bright enough to light up the immediate area and piss off about 15 people.

      If you dont answer it in the theater then why not TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONE it has the same effect, it GOES TO VOICEMAIL either way.

      People these days are such inconsiderate fucks. I bet you also hold up 20 people behind you in your car, while you let out 1 person from a driveway so they can go slow and hold everyone up.

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    199. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I am comfortable at the theatres i go to. I rarely get sticky feet, but this honestly does not bother me. And I, frankly, LOVE previews and get upset when I do not see them. They help show me movies that are coming out. Now on occasion they have commercials - it doesn't bother me, and sometimes it is funny (like the movietickets.com commercial where the family is acting like they are special ops...their child falls and the father says "leave him, leave him, go go go.") To each their own. These theatres have small profit margins and they need to do whatever they can to earn a buck. Some even offer their movie rooms for global conferences.

      If it really bothers someone, they shouldn't go. Personally, the only thing that bothers me is the idiot with the cell phone, or being loud and stupid and I will say something to them- and generally that is enough.

      Then again, I do avoid certain theatres because the crowd it attracts are more obnoxious then others (the UA on Delaware Avenue in Philadelphia is the worst). But the Loews theatre in Camden NJ, UA in KoP, and IMAX in AC are, imho, just fine.

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    200. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Neeze · · Score: 1

      Whats with Slashdotters prentending they know things about women?

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    201. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by XBruticusX · · Score: 1

      BYOS+BYOB is perfection. Following your price matrix, subtract the popcorn and add a half pint bottle of Wild Turkey (80 proof is my preference, smooth and mellow, but preserves most of the similar untamed character of the 101) in a jacket or shirt pocket. As soon as the lights dim, drink down to where the label just starts on the side of the bottle, or about 20%, and pour in the Turkey. Even below average movies become easily endurable.

    202. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 0

      "...big cities, were people tend to be a bit more unruly and care a lot less about how their behaviour affects others..."

      That's not been my experience. Residents of large cities like Tokyo or New York are much more considerate of others than are the residents of suburban "communities". Here's a theory: City kids grow up learning how to behave in public--how to be considerate, diplomatic, and all that--but the children of suburbanites don't necessarily have that upbringing. Moreover, people who move to the city from elsewhere either adapt or leave. This process fills cities with people who get along with other people, and suburbs with folks who do better in privacy, which makes sense from a certain viewpoint.

      That's not to say the crowds at every theater share your idea of etiquette. Where I live (NYC), you have to learn which movie theaters it's OK to be rowdy in, and which ones attract a more uptight crowd. (Myself, I'm rather uptight.) Once you've learned which ones to avoid, you'll rarely, if ever, encounter any problems.

    203. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      30+ dollars on a single ticket, drink and popcorn is a bit of an exaggeration, and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      I don't know about that... I've got a front projection TV with a screen that's 9'x6'. My couch is set back approx 15' from the screen, so, according to AutoCAD, it takes up about 36 degrees of my horizontal vision (an arc 18 degrees to left and 18 to right of center).
      Now, go check out the local multiplex, and put yourself in the optimal center seat - odds are the screen will still only be about 36 degrees or less of your view. (Of course, you can sit closer for "bigger screen" experience, but so can I).

      So, yes, my screen is "smaller" than the local multiplex's, but I'm so much closer to it that there's really not too much difference. Plus, mine is quieter, with better sound, better floors, better seating, and alcoholic beverages.

    204. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Hey, ever notice everytime they need a clear path to drive through there is one?

      Ah yes, the old "That's really unlikely" critique. Always worth paying attention to.

      Ever think that sometimes unlikely things do happen?

      And moaning about unlikely events in a film in which the Earth is invaded by Martians is stretching it a bit. :-)

      Reminds me of the time I had been reading through the goofs on imdb, then a few days later watched Back to the Future with some friends, and mentioned how apparently Marty couldn't get that sort of sound with that sort of electric guitar.

      And without missing a beat, a friend said "But you're ok with the whole time travel thing?"

      Sometimes a movie is just a movie, and you need to get over it.

    205. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      I have a wife and I live in Seattle. We pay about 20 bucks to get into a movie together, and we don't buy any food at theaters. We have both worked at theaters and we know that the food is where they make the money.

      Regardless, I said a single ticket.

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    206. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, you must be one of those important people I've read about... You know, the kind that think that they're so important people will put up with shit like phones in a cinema. I think the term used was asshole.

    207. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I still GO OUT. I just don't go to the movies. A trip to the local casino is only slightly more expensive than the movies these days, and much more fun. Or, if the weather is good, I take the GF (and sometimes her niece) to the zoo, which is far cheaper than the movies and gives us some exersize as a bonus.

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    208. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      Kudos to you, good sir :D

    209. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to miss part of the movie... just call the manager up on your own cell phone to complain... PROBLEM SOLVED!

    210. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mesach · · Score: 1

      I had to sit next to a guy translating starwars:ROTS to his family of about 10 in spanish.

      Annoyed the shit out of me, but they did have a right to see the movie when it came out, but would I have been right in complaining about it?

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    211. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Mikey-San · · Score: 1



      Ahem:

      "A close relative of the next two groups of people . . ." right before you introduce Interrogators.

      That, sir, was genius.

      *golf clap*

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    212. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      This isn't about decapitated people, or children bieng burned alive, or dismembered, it's about CATCHING A GLIMPSE OF A BREAST !

      Your child could be scarred for life ! Act now before it's too late !

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    213. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by gte910h · · Score: 1

      In the old days, EVERONE would scold misbehaving children who weren't with their parents

      Do so. You'll be suprised how well both teenagers and children do what you ask. They're not used to random adults sushing them and scolding them, often obeying you better than their parents. Especially if you address them as adults if they're older.

      I've done this in resturants ("son, where are your parents? Go back to them and sit down RIGHT NOW and don't get up until your family leaves"), movies ("Miss...miss...miss...yes I'm talking to you. I can't understand what's happening in the movie because you're talking. Please be quiet") or in line ("Stop swinging your arms, you're hitting my package").

      Then again, when I do it, I feel like I'm 65 rather than 25, however kids don't ever really bother me for long.

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    214. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      I can't say I see too many people being noisy in cinemas here in the UK, but the food certainly is overpriced (no, I don't buy any). However, the things that bug me most about the cinema are:

      - After I've _paid_ quite a lot to get in, I have to sit through 30 minutes of adverts... and no, you can't just turn up 30 minutes late because then you get a crap seat.
      - On busy screenings you often get a crap seat anyway due to the cinemas' "cram them in" policy - they don't seem to get that sitting 5 feet from the screen is not a fun experience.
      - They have the _nerve_ to accuse me of stealing and threatening me about what might happen if I'm caught... Hey - if I wanted to infringe the movie's copyright I would've downloaded it instead of going to the cinema!

    215. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, this is what I've been doing. It's common knowledge that the theaters make nearly all of their money from food sales, so if the theater is crappy, I simply don't buy anything.

      Conversely, if I really like a theater and wish them well, I'll make a point of buying some popcorn or a soda. I see it as a "tip" of sorts.

      So the crappy suburban theater with kids running around and that ship in pre-popped popcorn in giant plastic bags? Yeah, I use my student discount even though I'm not a student and I only use it for the occasional movie that isn't playing at the local. The local city theater that has smaller screens and less cushy chairs but has a wonderful audience, attentive and smiling staff (not sullen teens), and a good selection of movies -- both big name and limited release? Yeah, I buy a soda and popcorn every time, even if we just ate dinner.

    216. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Well the minor in my area has at least a dozen people smoking pot in it on a Friday night. It is pretty awesome that you can get organic candy there that costs less than some of the congealed industrial gloop from multiplexes.

      I would love a theatre to have shows that are food, soda and smoke free though. LSD, hard candies, and tea should be enough for any movie goer.

    217. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by crawling_chaos · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Unfortunately, given the state of the parenting these days, she probably went home and bawled to daddy and he bought his princess another cell phone.

      Actually, I bet the theatre ended up paying for that phone, as it was cheaper than contesting a lawsuit for allowing destruction of property to occur on their premises. Both you and the brat should have been ejected and barred from the premises.

      As the man said, your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose. Just because she was being rude gives you know right to commit robbery (you grabbed the phone from her hand), and destruction of her private property. Of course, I doubt that this actually happened, as any sane manager would have involved the police immediately to minimize his company's legal liability. At the very least the officer would have cited, if not arrested you.

      This is pretty much the equivalent of keying a car illegally parked in the handicapped space. It feels good, but it still isn't right.

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    218. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      > I live on Mars.

      could you please recommend the company that sold you the plot of land upon which you live?

    219. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by hurfy · · Score: 1

      I imagine the time and place has a big effect.

      I simply don't do theaters. Twice in a bazillion years, althouhg both were awesome for diferent reasons.

      Just last month went to see a cinecast at the mall megacomplex. 5-1/2 hours and not one phone or anything. But being as it was $18 a ticket and a niche target noone dared cause trouble :) Don't quite get why the cinecast ticket is same price as live show but the 3000 miles between it and me were a problem. Quality was ok, nothing spectacular though and my vintage stereo system could match sound quality. Was cool with people treating as in person and clapping and stuff.

      The only other experiance was ages ago after a snowstorm, roomie and i walked up to the local 2nd run theater and the movie was held over cause new one stuck in transit. No trouble there either...there were no other patrons! Grand total of 6 people in theater :)

      Maybe wait til last show to go :)

      Movies have never been that important for the hassle and $$. Of course i spend $70/month on online games, kinda like a movie i can manipulate :)

    220. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by solarlux · · Score: 1

      You should've read the parent more carefully. The parent was talking about the cost of a *single* ticket + food/drinks.

    221. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Even at a 0 rating, I still thought commenting on a so-so funny post with such enthusiasm was nauseating.

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    222. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Assault at least with Canadian laws is written as any behaviour that applys a force to an unconsenting person. http://laws.justice.gc.ca/en/c-46/42801.html

      Which has been interpreted as uttering threats, or even touching a person in prior cases. So according to that, this could have lead to assault charges. Mind you, it is very minor and is up to the discretion of the judge to follow through, but the police would have every right to lay the charge if it was reported.

      If a lawyer wants to get even more vicious, he could also add theft and vandalism to the list of charges.

      If society adopts a set of norms, such as public politeness and respect for each other, and the majority of the public enforces it, you eliminate at least half of the need for intrusive government, both legislative and judicial.

      You and I both hope for a utopia, but realistically, is it even possible?

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    223. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I don't know where this was but in the late 70s early 80s, I would see at least 2 or 3 movies per week in theaters in Paris, often more and while there have sometimes been some disruptive spectators, I have *never* seen (or even heard of) anything like what you mention.

      If anything, people are noisier nowadays because there's always some cretin who forgets to turn his cell phone off. Although someone having the nerve of actually answering the phone during the movie is quite rare. So all we get is the ring followed by lots of shuffling while the owner tries to turn the thing off before getting lynched.

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    224. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      The question is not whether more people would go or not, but whether the increased number of people would compensate for the decreased revenue and increased costs from all the extra people (for shows that are already running at or near capacity)

      It's possible that they have got the equilibrium price point wrong, but I doubt that the film studios and theater companies who spend hundreds of millions of dollars per movie haven't given it some very serious consideration.

      You may not mind waiting till the movies have gone from the big theaters to the smaller, cheaper ones, but the studios have come to rely on heavy marketing and big opening weeks and a lot of people have short attention spans.

    225. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Wow, then I'm glad I live in Podunk where I don't get gouged like suckers, err "élite élevée", in NYC.

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    226. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by WRSaunders · · Score: 1
      Clearly movie patrons are a huge part of the problem that theaters could address with ushers - pay one teenager to throw the other ones out.

      However, I think the expectations of theater owners and movie studios are the root cause of this problem. They expect huge turnout the first week, and define success as making their money back in three weeks. My local theater has 16 screens. How many movies are they showing, 6. With at least 4-5 new releases each week, most movies only show for 2-3 weeks.

      How are these issues related? Kids can't keep track of what movies are out, so they go every week. There isn't any real selection, so they aren't really interested in the film. So they act badly, because that's what bored kids do. If a person wants to go to a movie they have to go the first couple of weeks, when the kids are omnipresent, or they won't get a chance. I'm not "waiting for the DVD", I'm looking for a movie that isn't around any more. The theater owners are driving me to DVD by not having any selection.

      The solution, not every movie will play at every theater every hour on the hour. Theaters pick a movie and play it for 6 weeks on one screen. They could even list the times online ;-). Theater owner judgement would mean that only the better crap gets a place in the multiplex. Movie studios would never accept this, and they have contracts with theater chains that outlaw this sort of judgement. Until they fix their distribution channel, and their expectations, movies are going to be better on DVD in my basement than at my local mall.

    227. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it. You run AutoCAD to calculate tan-1(4.5/15).

      Of course, I use a vector network analyzer to tune my Pringles-can WiFi antenna, so I should talk...

    228. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ElNotto · · Score: 1
      ...and since no one goes to the late afternoon shows...

      Great, just go tell the whole world -- Now you've ruined it for the both of us!

    229. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day."

      I hear ya....AND you're closer to the bedroom, if you even need to make it there from the couch to get laid.

      Girls seem to get so uptight about you trying to get their shirt off in the public movie theater...

      :-)

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    230. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by computational+super · · Score: 1

      What? You don't have tentacles yet? What do you, live far away from the nuclear power plants or something?

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    231. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      I also like to watch movies where they were intended to be seen... on the large screen. I do have a problem with people that don't know how to behave in a theater though and I blame this directly on home theaters. Why do people think that watching a movie in a public theater is the same as watching it at home? I don't care to hear your running commentary on the movie. I don't care if you are not interested in the movie and want to yap about what you did lat weekend. I do want you to shut up and watch the movie or leave and let me enjoy the experience I am willing to shell out $10 for. How hard is it really to shut your cell phone off while you are in the theater. At least set it to vibrate and then head for the lobby before answering it. Sorry rant over.

    232. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She better be doing the dishes! And making my damn dinner, and pregnant and barefoot the whole while!

    233. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Cromac · · Score: 1
      If it was really as bad as people are making it out to be, it seems like I should have had a lot more problems than I have had. Either I am fantastically lucky, or the problems are being overstated. ;) You all know which one I think it is.

      Or you're simply oblivious to the problem that many others experience. It's certainly possible that you simply aren't bothered by the the same things others are, or not to the same extent. Not a single problem in 10 years going to the movies twice a month? I think you simply just don't notice the problems.

    234. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1
      BYOS. Bring your own soda. Chances are there is a nearby gas-station or perhaps your own fridge that is stocked to the gills with 20oz Mt. Dew. One of these babies will only run you $1.25 where I live, and will save you about $4.


      That's an interesting idea, except that the local theaters here have large signs saying that "outside food and drink is prohibited by law". I don't believe the law bit is actually true, but if they catch you trying to sneak a soda in they'll wait until after you've paid for the ticket THEN throw you out. They make money with the outrageous ticket prices but they really make bank by selling you $.50 worth of soda for $2.50 and $.10 worth of popcorn for $5.
    235. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by shiftless · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. Here, in Gadsden, AL, it's $7 for a ticket, $2.50 or so for a large drink, and $2.50 or so for a large popcorn, $2.00-$2.50 for some candy. Still way more than the gas station, but still not too bad.

    236. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Not really sure I'd want to attract the money-grubbing kind who need to be impressed in order to stick around. But, hey, you must be pretty desperate."

      Hey, you do what you have to, say what you have to, show off what you have to...to get laid. THAT is the bottom line of dating...

      Often, the good looking ones...well, they can have their pick, and by nature, women still generally tend to primal instincts in dating to try to find the male that can best provide for her and her offspring. In the old days...this meant strong muscles, etc. Nowdays...it is money, pure and simple. So, if you're going for 'top merchandise' to get laid by...you gotta 'show your bling' as you put it, often enough.

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    237. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you're quite right, but it's not true of the independant theatres, only the big corporate ones. I have 2 theatres in easy walking distance from my house (and yes, I live in the city).

      In the neighborhood we have a 12 theatre UA multiplex and a 2 theatre indie duplex. The UA is as bad as you say (probably worse, it's 10.00 for a ticket, drinks are as you say about 4-5 bucks, etc, people tend o be loud and obnoxious in the theatre, and there are tons of commercials etc before the movie).

      The duplex is 6.00 for students and seniors to get in, 4.00 for kids under 12, and 7.50 for everyone else, has only slightly overpriced drinks (1.75) plus brownies, coffee, tea, etc. They only show one preview before the main movie and no ads. Also the people who go there tend to be quiter and more happy to watch the movie without annoying people. The tradeoff is a slightly smaller screen, but it's very much worth it. They usually show at any given time one indie film and one mainstream film.

      If you find the monster multiplexes as irritating and overpriced as I do, go find the indie theatre nearest to your house and go there (and if you live in the city there's plenty of 'em).

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    238. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Your child could be scarred for life ! Act now before it's too late !

      I've never understood this mentality. How the fuck do the kids of parents like that eat when they're babies?

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    239. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      putting us over $30, and that's for HUMAN sizes

      Ah, that reminds me of the old joke:

      You can have the BIG popcorn for $4, or the SMALL one for $3.90. What they don't tell you, is that there's the miniature ($2), microscopic ($1), and subatomic ($0.50) sizes.

      (joke courtesy of "Not Necessarily the News")

    240. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by modecx · · Score: 1

      One of my first memories that I still remember is when my parents were watching Dune the movie. Holy shit that creeped me out, those worms with the lightning and that fat flying bastard... I must've been 2 or 3.

      I agree, there are some things kids shouldn't see--they're smarter and more aware than most adults would like to give them credit for... And I know that if I ever see a giant fat man eating worm that spits lightning, I'ma runnin' away screamin like a little girl!

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    241. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bfields · · Score: 1
      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.

      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.

      Same here, I've always wondered where all these complaints come from.

      My current theory is that people are seeing the most-hyped movies on the first weekend, so they're always in the theater when there's tons of people, so they're more likely to encounter jerks.

      Wait a couple weeks--if it's worth seeing it'll probably still be there. Or go earlier in the day--it's cheaper and you'll have something to talk about over dinner, instead of having to rush through dinner to get to the theater on time.

    242. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.
      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much.


      Where is this cinephile's eutopia? I nearly got in a fist fight with some guy last fall because he didn't like the looks I gave when he was taking callS (plural) during the movie! Apparently, it's perfectly acceptable to him to let his phone ring, and then talk for a while, THREE TIMES, but it's impolite to look at him doing it.

      Not to mention idiots who think they're in their living rooms and who talk with each other... hell, once during one of the LOTR a woman in the row behind me took off her shoes and put her feet up on the seat next to my head! The smell! GAH!

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    243. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by DrFrob · · Score: 1
      That's why I prefer brewvies.

      Ticket: $4
      Pitcher of my favorite local microbrew: $9

    244. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

      I'll vouche for the Bay Area being a terrible place to go see a movie at the theater. Even the Metreon isn't cool enough to drag me inside with the kids anymore.

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    245. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      My funniest movie going experience was back in Minnesota in about 1984. On Friday nights a local theater ran Midnight Madness at ...well midnight. They projected Pink Floyd the Wall, Heavy Metal, Rocky Horror, Dawn of the Dead...etc.

      I don't even remember what was screening, but this guy about 6'8" with a mess of hair and a 10 gallon cowboy hat complete with a great big turkey feather walked with all deliberate speed down the aisle and sat right up front 5 minutes after the movie started. There was a wave of laughter as he did so that busted the whole place up.

      I don't imagine it hurt that more than half the people there were probably drunk or stoned though.

      Movies used to be a special event. People dressed up. Theaters were palaces. Now that they crank out cookie cutter films and offer an environment with all the charm of an inner city bus terminal it is no surprise people are staying away.

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    246. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 3, Funny

      By removing your anterior from your posterior, and stop trying to "protect" them from "naughty" words...

      One day you will have children and realize that everything isn't about morality or "protection." It may be that you just don't want your four-year old son asking your boss, when you are at his house for a picnic, "Papa, does this man have a twat?"

      Damn, was that embarrassing.

    247. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

      I remember around last year or so, Best Buy was running some brilliant advertisements in theatres that served as the "please switch off your cell phone" notice. They stuck them seamlessly at the end of the previews, and the first thirty seconds or so were entirely indistinguishable from just another movie preview. The "preview" was always about something in the "movie" where silence was essential (i.e. a nuclear submarine running silent, hunters tracking a herd of beasts during the last months before winter), and a phone would ring at the worst time, and the characters would react to it. It was great advertising, because you'd invariably get drawn into the preview (oftentimes, even if you'd seen it before, you'd still get fooled!), only to be yanked back out with the cell phone and a good laugh. Unfortunatley, none of the movies I've seen this year has had those anymore. >8(

    248. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by elbobsa · · Score: 1

      The Ghetto thugs are there to learn some science by watching the great scientifics minds of our time: Laurence Fishburn and Morgan Freeman. Where else can they see this but in the movies? The movie experience gets worse as you come south (in the US). Especially Texas. Apparently, they don't even whisper in the theatres in Mexico. Some of them even like to point out interesting things with laser pointers, fer chrissake.

    249. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dunno what country you're in, but in most free countries you don't go to jail for breaking the shop's rules (unless you're shoplifting or punching people, but that's tough to do in a dark theatre).

      You can go to jail for tresspassing (which is what you would be doing if you were to violate simple rules like no outside food), but before that the theatre must:

      a) Tell you to leave
      b) Phone the police
      c) The police need to tell you to leave
      d) You need to refuse to leave again, this time to the police

      Then you get arrested and carted off to jail. If you're going to all that trouble to piss people off, you deserve it, too.

    250. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by peawee03 · · Score: 1

      I simply turn the phone on silent. No "chainsaw ringtone", and I don't check the phone either, until I've left the theater. I just want to be able to look at the phone after the movie and have it tell me who called, if anybody, as it sometimes takes hours for voicemail notification to get to my phone.

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    251. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by whereisaxlrose · · Score: 1

      well it's just sad that other people (kids?) have ruined it for you. basically they are putting you away from the movies, and they are putting you back in your house. they're the boss ? and, also, annoyed by talking/stupid/cellphone kids ? ... you are going to the Wrong movies my friend ... :)

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    252. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by XryanX · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to factor in the cost of that big screen TV. I can go to a movie once a week at $30/visit for two years before you can break even on a $3,000 + tax TV.

      Then again, I never spend $30 at the movie theatre, nor do I go on an even semi-regular basis.

    253. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

      Found a link to the "Submarine" commercial from the advertising firm that made it:

      http://www.identity-arts.com/submarine45-1.wmv

    254. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by algae · · Score: 1

      The Metreon just plain totally sucks, as far as the crowd goes. Take your pick of idiot tourist dads holding an entire row so their fat family can come in 10 minutes after the movie's started, teens with cell phones, 20 minutes of ads before the movie starts, etc etc.

      The AMC Van Ness has a way better crowd, AND the movies are usually timed to start when the listing say they'll start; i.e. the ads are shown BEFORE the start time.

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    255. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by e40 · · Score: 1

      I hadn't been to a movie in ages when I went to see Star Wars III. There were 4 people in the theatre, 2 of which were perfect patrons (me and the person I was with). The other two spent the entire f'ing movie getting cell calls and running in and out of the theatre.

      Oh, and the film broke in the middle and we had an "intermission" of 10 minutes.

      The entire experience just reinforced what I already knew: movie theatres suck!

    256. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      "Turn OFF your cell phone, I dont care if its on vibrate, I sat next to a guy that checked his phone 6 times during the last movie I went to, it didnt ring, but his screen sure as hell was bright enough to light up the immediate area and piss off about 15 people."

      You might consider that, next time you're in a hospital...having some server problems, and the crew is trying to get your Dr. As you are gasping for breath...you can at least be assured that he is not disturbing others in the theater by his phone ringing with them trying to raise him.

      A little drastic example, sure...but, some people DO have to be on call...and they do still deserve to have a little life. As long as someone doesn't have a loud ringer, or has phone on vibrate, and takes the call outside the theater...what's the problem. If a little cell phone light sets you off, man, lay off the caffeine, eh?

      :-)

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    257. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      I live in San Francisco. I go to the Metreon almost exclusively just because it's close to BART. I've never had a problem with the audience. I don't watch teen horror movies, though. Everyone was civil for Hulk and Eternal Sunshine and Lost in Translation and Wedding Crashers.

      The only time I ever had a problem with an audience in my life was watching Spider-Man in West Philly, but that was because it was packed with people that thought it was total crap. Can't really blame them for their reactions. It was readily apparent that I was the only person who disagreed.

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    258. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ucahg · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, but you don't get karma points for being funny. Sometimes I see a comment so funny it deserves karma. Thus it gets an "Insightful"

      Use under-rated :)

    259. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

      Why not install your home theater system in the bedroom? That way you'd never even have to leave your room, let alone the house, and you could have your sex right there while the Star Trek episodes are still playing. What woman could pass that up?

    260. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Perhaps living in New York teaches you how to get along better with other people.
      Please mod this as funny!!!
    261. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Also, my cell phone is my primary phone, I do not have a landline, and I do need to be accessible at all times (aside from when I'm asleep) for my business and family use, in fact it's specifically in my contract with my employer that I am always available and that includes my cell phone.

      You aren't available if you don't answer it, dipshit.

      I've never understood why people do so much whining about cell phones and how annoying they are but yet continue to support them by buying them and *gasp* using them in public

      OMG! You have absolutely no idea that what you're doing is wrong. Do you have any idea what common courtesy is?

      If you're so obsessed with not hearing someone's ring tone as you're in the grocery store or theter or wherever, why not turn yours off all the time too?

      Hey fucktard, I do turn my phone off in places where it's likely to annoy people if it goes off. I wish other people did the same.

      You sir, are an idiot.

      *PLONK*

    262. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by WarwickRyan · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not all a sob story though.

      VCR and DVD created a much larger market than there was with just cinema.

      Life for the studios has never been better.

    263. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But to get those nice prices, you have to live in AL. That's just not worth it.

    264. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TheDisgrace · · Score: 1
      Of course, one could argue that even having to get up in the middle of a movie, without even being able to pause it, to hunt down the manager of the theater so he can hopefully catch some twerp in action while he acts like a retard, and in the process miss a chunk of the movie you were watching, is still much less appealing than simply watching the movie at home.

      The giant screen just isn't that much of a draw anymore to be worth all the rest. With the invention of DVDs, high definition television, and affordable surround sound, the term 'home theater' is becoming awfully literal. You can pretty much get the same experience at home if you've invested, minus a few dozen feet on screen size.

      People seem to go to the theater more out of habit than for any practical reason. It costs so much less, is so much more comfortable, and has so many fewer 'risks' just to rent a movie and watch it at home. The one thing that theaters have over movie rentals is that they're still delaying rentals to weeks and weeks after initial release.

    265. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Brits also used to hang kids for stealing bread...

    266. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Nqdiddles · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lucky you! Ticket's at my local cinema (3 cinemas in the City, all owned by the same company) will cost $13.50 each. A drink and popcorn (large of course) will set me back $11. That's $24.50, for just one person mind you, with NO free refills of anything. And I know I'll have the joy of an "attendant" shining a torch in my eyes at least once during the movie.
      I'll stick with the home theatre thanks.

      --
      And that kids is how I met your mother.
    267. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      You watch it and you're 'ok', right? Why shouldn't they be?

      Jesus what's with your double-standard.

      Of course there's a double standard. Kids are not just tiny adults who haven't finished school. They are not physically, intellecually or emotionally developed so you need to treat them differently. You may think its just a matter of explaining whats real and whats not, but if you've ever tried to convince a child that there are no monsters under their bed or in their closet, you know thats only going to go so far. They nod, say yes they understand that monsters aren't real...but still, could you leave the light on please?

    268. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by blitz487 · · Score: 1

      One thing also not mentioned is the aging of baby boomers. Older folks don't go to the movies as much as younger ones.

    269. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jatemack · · Score: 1

      Whiny Kids are a product of bad parenting. For Example: When LOTR Return of the King first came out, this family behind me obviously didn't want to pay for a baby sitter for their 3 year old, who was scared practically the whole movie, sobbing and screaming. It was really quite sad, and you'll recall this movie wasn't an R. A good parent would have left the theatre with the poor kid and gotten a voucher, instead of shushing the poor thing the whole movie. Common sense would have told them, this is not a movie for a three year old. It ruined the movie for everyone in the Audience. Fortunately, management took care of it, but it took far to long to get them, since no one wanted to get up and miss the movie. There needs to be some type of monitoring system so no one has to get out of their seat to resolve the issue. -Jate

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    270. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know voice mail still works while the phone is off. Dumbass.

    271. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rising_hope · · Score: 1

      Detroit metro area here. Tix are a little cheaper ($8.75), but popcorn starts at $3.50 for about 2 handfuls, $4.50 for about 5 handfuls, and $5.50 for more popcorn than two people could possibly eat. Pop (Soda, for non-Michiganders) is the same way. One theater here has a rather nice "Dinner and a Movie" package, though, where for $30/person, you actually get reasonable food that doesn't make you have heartburn for 3 hours with nice leather seats and assigned seating. Usually the higher premium price keeps out the riff raff punk kids who seem happier playing video games and playing with cell phone ringers than watching a movie. But still, we're talkin' $60+tax for a night out that used to be a Friday night tradition... Ouch!

    272. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      yes, you absolutely would be right in complaining about it. someone's talking ruined your experience. if the movie is in english, and not subtitled for non english speakers (oh god, i hope that never happens), people who are talking in the film to translate it are still disrupting the film. I would not only have complained, I would have gotten up *during* the movie to do it.

    273. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How the fuck do the kids of parents like that eat when they're babies?

      From a bottle.

    274. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are correct. I would award you a cookie if I could. The kind of overreaction suggested here and the lack of socialization required to enact it is the cause of much grief in our society.

      Adam

    275. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by moonty · · Score: 1

      Living in a small town has its perks, then -- the local theater in small-town Southwest Utah is, surprisingly, one of the finest I've been to -- closest real, quality competition (the sound at this theater is among the top in the country) is Las Vegas, where tickets are insanely expensive. Cost of a ticket here? Five dollars, fifty cents. Now that's a deal.

    276. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Kenjura · · Score: 1

      Well, here in Rochester, NY, I've also never had much of a problem. Come to think of it, there aren't many kids around here...more college kids than the little ones, and I guess they're slightly less annoying.

      It could be that kids are the factor with the highest correlation to bad moviegoing. Could it be that it's time for movie theaters to stop pandering to children and "families"?

    277. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by markana · · Score: 1

      Do this often enough, and you'll find yourself on the nasty end of a lawsuit. Or criminal assault/harassment charges. There are a lot of parents out there totally blind to their little brats poor behavior, but ready to jump all over some adult who tries to contain them.

      FWIW: when we take our kids out to the movies, they're quiet and well behaved. Because if they act up like some of the other kids - THEY DON'T GET TO GO TO ANOTHER MOVIE FOR A *LONG* TIME!. (They also don't like having *their* movie ruined by brats, so they are sensitive to the problem).

    278. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by yanos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing that bugs me with this kind of argument:

      Do you really have to eat and drink while watching a movie? Is it really hard to stop eating and drinking for about 2 freaking hours?

    279. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Whenever people complain about the cost of movie tickets, it's inevitably followed up with, "here in NYC..." Well, yeah, things (all things) are more expensive when you live in the big city. Land ain't cheap and you chose to live there. I'm originally from NY and I moved out because it wasn't worth the cost of living for me to stay. I didn't want to pay $5 for every beer or $6 for the right to cross a bridge, that my tax dollars already payed for. I understand the excitement and desire to live in NYC, it's a wonderful town, but you kind of give up your right to bitch about things like cost of living when it's well understood going in what you're signing up for. I pay $5.25 for a matinee (matinees are obsolete in NY these days) and that's up about $1 over the past year. That's not too bad.

      Also on food, I know it's expensive but is it really that hard for Americans to go a lousy two hours without eating? If it's good enough and worth the price, then go for it. I don't understand why people buy the food and then complain about its quality and cost. Just don't buy it. If you can't go two hours without eating, then you have problems, more important than financial, to be worrying about.

      I think the article was dead on in recognizing that it's the crappy movies and not the cost, cell phones, whiny babies, that are really driving people away. Almost every movie they mentioned is a remake or sequel or a bad TV show or a movie that no one cares about. It's not home theaters because I'm not about to be renting Bewitched or Fantastic Flop either. And the few decent movies to come along, never make it out of LA or NYC (until DVD), where many have established, is an expensive place to be going to the movies in the first place. Hollywood needs to learn to take chances if they're to remain profitable. They need to be able to give up control because most Hollywood execs lack any of the creativity or connection with the common man, to come up with anything good on their own.

    280. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bluGill · · Score: 1

      How many doctors are there on call on any given night? Of those, how many actually get called? Most people are not doctors, and most doctors are not in an area where they would get called in the middle of the night.

      Sure I want my personal doctor to know if something happens to me, but that can wait until after the movie - the doctors in the emergency room are better at emergencies, and need to deal with that not my doctor.

      Now how often are you in a theater where people get calls? Last time I was in a theater (so see a play - I never go to movies) there were 6 calls, and at least half came were not doctors. (it was a company outing - the theater manager thanked each large group for attending before the show started) This despite offers that the staff would hold your phone, and come get you if it was a real emergency.

      "What if there is an emergency" sounds good. However emergencies explain a tiny minority of cell phone use. Most is just people who have an artificial idea of their own importance.

      Hospitals maintain 24/7 staffs fully able to handle most situations. They cannot be a level 1 trauma center (ie the place where the worst emergencies go, often ambulances will bypass other hospitals on the way to one) withint having brain and heart specialists available 24/7. That is available, meaning if the specialist has surgery scheduled he is not available.

    281. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      $19 for 2 tickets is a helluva difference from $30/person.

      Yes, the drinks and food are ridiculously overpriced, because that's where theaters make their money. That doesn't mean you have to buy them, so it's silly to include them in the cost of seeing a film. What, you can't go 2 hours without stuffing your face? Why would you spend 15 bucks on a cup of Coke and a tub of popcorn? I mean, if that's what you want, a 2-liter bottle of cola and a 3-pack of microwave popcorn runs probably less than 5 bucks at a supermarket.

      Going to see a movie costs you $9.50 a ticket. It's not like you *have* to spend more money than the ticket costs.

    282. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I watched aliens with my parents when I was around 10 years old (along with my siblings). Scared the shit out of all of us. About the only thing we weren't supposed to watch were sex scenes in movies. At home we would fast forward through them. Or, if at the theater (we went to rated R movies as kids quite often, heh), we were told to cover our eyes. We went to the rated R movies because they were more interesting in terms of plot and acting. The PG13 movies were typically pretty crappy. It's kinda funny thinking about it now, but we aren't screwed up because of the violence or anything.

    283. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living in France, movie tickets are only 6.5euros (about $7), but I still only go once/twice a year in theaters ... Why ?

      1) crappy movies/sequels ... Spiderman 3 ?
      2) crappy dubbing (most movies are from US)
      3) crappy audience (cellphones/loud talking)
      4) crappy theaters (ridiculously small/incomfortable seats)

      So, what do I do ? Rent DVDs, watch them in original version (yup, I developped an aversion for dubbing) on old-fashioned 4/3 screen, buy asian movies (they still know how to make an ORIGINAL script ... Ring) ... and ... ... reading !!!
      Anyone who had seen the Dune movie(s), or read George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire cycle will understand that last point.

      So, yes, theater audience is doomed to decline !!

    284. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That whole E.T. in a corn field scene terrorized me for nearly 10 years. So bad, every single night I went to bed I had to check under the bed to make sure that skinny bastard with weird eyes and the crazy neck wasn't sleeping under it waiting to eat me alive.

      I can remember every single moment of that terrifying moving when I first saw it in the theatre when I was 5 or 6. I haven't watched it since...

      On the other hand, seeing Aliens a few years later, which was by far a scarier film, did absolutely nothing to me, and is now my favorite film of all time.

      C.H.U.D was a little freaky tho...

    285. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As good a vigilante you are by doing that, I always have a voice in the back of my head nagging me about the legal aspects of doing that.

      And THAT is one of the big things wrong with society today. People can be rude, obnoxious, even dangerous, but if we do something about it or react in any way WE are the ones who go to jail.

      Think about that, the girl can yack on her phone and flip off anyone who complains, but if we respond to that incredible rudeness then we get in trouble. Notice how the majority of the comments here stem from "I don't go because the level of rudeness is too high for me to ignore. Because of that I can't enjoy the movie experience." That says a lot about our society.

    286. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      I go to see my movies mostly in Newington, NH, (near the coast) and it's pretty good there. Occasionally someone talks a little in hushed tones, but overwhelming folks in this area are decent & considerate.

      Same thing on the roads, actually. Sorry you live with a bunch of assholes, but thankfully there are pockets of humanity around.

      On the flip side, the theaters are fairly low tech- no stadium seating, dolby sound a generation or two old, but still decent picture quality and good sound. If that's the tradeoff for civilized patrons, I'll take it. I go once a month or so.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    287. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Aexia · · Score: 1

      As long as you're not stupid about it, you'll never get caught.

    288. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Don't they smack kids where you come from?

    289. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Bottles. To them, breastfeeding is disgusting, and the mommies want to get back to the bottle (the Jim Beam kind) ASAP. Thought I've got one friend who's baby girl won't latch on for some reason... I'm sure if you try long and hard enough, the kid will, simply because it'll starve otherwise...

    290. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I still like to see movies in the theater, but the price IS getting pretty ridiculous. And seeing a movie in a theater packed with idiots does suck. Nevertheless, I guess the article isn't really talking about me, because I probably see movies more regularly now (in the theater AND at home) than I have any time in the past.

      On top of which if you get to the theatre at the tyme posted you have to sit through 15+ minutes of ads.

    291. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      Try not to use the word 'boobies' during this conversation.

      Ooooooooooooh, so that's where I've been going wrong.

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      -Turkey

    292. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by el+cisne · · Score: 1

      hell, man, that right there would have been worth the price of the ticket, for me; screw the movie, that would have been REAL entertainmnent!

    293. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Long Island, not NYC.

      Most of the times i've gone to films in the city have been for press screenings of bigger films which usually have a more behaved audience.

      That or indy films in the city. I also live near an indy theater on long island so i can go there as well... and suprisingly enough the audiences are well behaved in those type of theaters.

    294. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Although the theaters themselves are a little old (decent picture, Dolby sound a generation or two old), the patrons in New Hampshire theaters are quite considerate. Occasionally some kids talk near me, but when i politely ask them to be quiet, they shut up.

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      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    295. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most theaters don't make any money on the tickets, it's all on the concessions. I can understand why they wouldn't want outside food and drink.

      Now for me, with a 110" front projector, a DVD at 480p, and 5.1 DTS in my home theater with reclining leather seating... I get a much better experience than any theater I have been to. Most of the time the audio is way off and the reels are filthy, it ruins the experience.

    296. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by multiplexo · · Score: 1
      This is pretty much the equivalent of keying a car illegally parked in the handicapped space. It feels good, but it still isn't right.

      No, but it does a lot more to prevent that person from parking in a handicapped space than complaining will. Have you ever trained a dog? When the dog shits on the floor you rub his nose in it right then and there, you don't sit down and have a discussion with him about why you don't want him to shit on the floor, you punish him immediately so that he makes the connection between having shit on the floor and getting his nose rubbed in it. Human beings are much like dogs in this respect. If you punish the little cell phone princess right away she learns a lesson and will probably be more polite next time, if you punish the asshole who has parked illegally in the handicapped space right then and there he learns the lesson really quickly and makes the connection between his obnoxious behavior and the punishment. Disintermediating by complaining to an authority figure might satisfy some legalistic impulse but it also reduces the impact of the punishment by pushing it further out in time from when the offending behavior took place.

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      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    297. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Daytona955i · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The closest (smaller) theater near me charges $9.50 per ticket. For me and the wife to go see a movie, that's $19. Some of the larger theaters around me are around $10 or $11 for one ticket. (I guess that's what I get for living so close to NYC)

      Add to that the price of popcorn and a soda and you're right around $30 for two people. (I haven't been in a while so I don't know the price of soda and popcorn)

      Let's compare that to the price of buying or renting a DVD. A quick trip to Amazon shows that they have over 50 DVDs that are as low as $6.99 and 200 as low as $9.99. Ok, so for about the price of *ONE* movie ticket, I can have my choice of about 250 DVDs from amazon that I now own. Ok, so you say those are probably crap movies, you can pre order star wars episode III for $15.98, less than it would cost me and the wife to go out to see it. In fact they have a page that lists all the Summer 2005 box office hits and they are all about the same, or less, as it would be for the two of us to go see it in the theater. In fact, looking around, most of their DVDs are about the same or less to BUY the movie.

      So I can spend a lot of money to go sit in an uncomfortable seat, deal with a sticky floor, those teenagers talking throughout the whole movie just so I can see it on "the big screen" or I can wait a few months for it to come out on DVD and watch it in the privacy of my own home, with as many of my friends as I want for about the same price? Oh wait, I also have the option of renting it for like $5...

      I already have a decent audio setup with just as good if not better sound than the theaters (and I can sit on the subwoofer if I want), the only thing really missing is a big screen. Of course for about $1000 I can get a decent one which would pay for itself relatively quickly if you went to the theater relatively often.

      Say you rented movies for $5 instead of spending about $20 for two people that would work out to about 67 movies and you've paid for it. That's not counting the gas (which we'll call a wash because you'd have to drive to the theater and drive to the movie rental place... unless you have netflix but I'm not getting into that) as well as the food. If you tend to get popcorn and soda a lot, it'll pay for itself sooner.

      Plus if you have a nice enough setup, you could convince your friends to rent the movies and watch it on your system.

      I think the biggest thing hurting them (besides the crappy movies they put out now) is the quicker turnaround time to rentals. It used to take a while for a movie to go from screen to VCR and a lot of people went in the theaters because otherwise it was going to be a while. Now there's very little time between theaters and DVD releases. (In fact, sometimes it's still in the 2nd or 3rd run theaters when it's released on DVD)

      The only advantage of going to the theater, for me, is the big screen... For teenagers, it's still a chance to get out of the house.... Which is why there's usually a lot of them there and they can be very annoying.

      Ah, whatever, I'm done ranting now.

    298. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sroske · · Score: 1

      Why do some many comments on slashdot slam parents? Is this a cultural thing? Is it a cool meme that everyone wants to promote? I don't understand. I am a parent. I know many parents. In fact, my parents were parents. All of them try their best, myself included, to do the hardest job in the world. Also, so many people slam the teenagers, or decry how the young people are taking over. Do you realize how whiny and cliche it is for the OLD to point fingers at the young? BTW, movie theatres cost around $30 in Ottawa, and that's Canadian dollars! Moreover, the kids I see movies with are better behaved than how others have portrayed in their respective cities. Must be better parenting.

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      Professional Stranger
    299. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by forge5 · · Score: 1

      How is Morganna doing?

    300. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Pii · · Score: 1
      Yes... OBSOLETE!

      I disagree with the assertion that though expensive, the evening at the movie theater is enjoyable.

      I don't find it enjoyable at all.

      Some hasty points:

      • Crowded - There are too many people, many of which don't seem to have the self-control required to remain quiet for 90+ minutes
      • Undisciplined Children - If I allowed my kids to act the way most other kids seem to act, I'd expect the rest of you to be complaining about my parenting skills too.
      • Cleanliness - Even the best maintained movie theater has sticky floors, and stained seating.
      • Prices - Unless you like going to the movie by yourself, you're in for at least $20 before you get through the front doors. Want a snack or something to drink? Keep the meter running. Now factor in the added costs of taking a family of four.
      • Disruptions - I'll never enjoy having to get out of the way of someone trying to get past on their way to the bathroom, or the snackbar. Not to mention that usually, my own kids need to use the bathroom. My wife hasn't seen a movie at a theater from start-to-finish since our first child was born 11 years ago.
      The home theater experience is superior in so many ways... And you're way off-base on the Plasma TV expense issue. Sure, you can drop a couple of grand on a good viewing platform for the house, but if you track the expense of going to the theater for the average family of four, you can absorb the cost of that HDTV within a year or two.

      It may take a little longer if you are buying DVDs, like I do, but buying a DVD is still cheaper than taking a family of four to the theater, and at the end of it, I still have the movie. It can be viewed repeatedly, or shared with friends...

      My $20 has bought me a durable good. What do you have to hold onto once the trailing credits roll in the theater?

      --
      For those that would die defending it, Freedom
      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
    301. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I even asked them to be quite twice.... only to receive dirty looks by them as if "how dare i ask them to shut the fuck up in a theater"

      Did you expect them to blow you kisses for telling them to "shut the fuck up?" Still, I get where you're coming from.

    302. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Big screens are nice, but they still don't make up for all the other things, such as no control and noisly distractions.

    303. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I generally frequent the Daly City Century, the Metreon, that one on Van Ness, and the Bay Street cinema in Emeryville when I'm visiting my girlfriend. I've sort of found that it's not where you go, but when you go that is the determining factor in how many noisy, annoying, wired-to-the-teeth teenagers go. The beginning of the week is generally pretty good, but on a Friday or Saturday night, forget about it.

      For example, I saw Willy Wonka on a Monday night at Daly City, and aside from one toddler, there was no problem. However, when I saw Batman Begins on a friday at Bay Street, I foamed at the mouth for the first twenty minutes as mob after mob of 14-17 year olds chatted and came and went as they pleased for the first twenty minutes, not even bothering to duck their heads as they did so. Perhaps their rudeness is just more evident since these theaters have entrances at the front rather than the back.

      The alternative is just to embrace the fact that the people in the audience are assholes and go to Thrillville (a themed night) at the Parkway Speakeasy Theater in Oakland, which has pizza (really, really good pizza), beer, couches, and costs 5 bucks for two people. And since they card at the door and serve Bass, Guiness, Newcastle and the like, you're not likely to find many teens even trying to sneak in.

    304. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      They make money with the outrageous ticket prices but they really make bank by selling you $.50 worth of soda for $2.50 and $.10 worth of popcorn for $5.

      So when will they go after people like me who come in to watch a movie, and neither buy nor sneak any food or drink whatsoever? (I also pay off my credit card bills each month, and supposedly the credit card companies call folks like me "deadbeats".)

      "'Elp, 'elp, I'm bein' oppresed!"
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      "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    305. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. yeah I have a bag like that for the food also, plus there is a separate compartment for the camera and extra batteries and shotgun mic. works great then we can watch it at home with our friends too.

    306. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dadragon · · Score: 1

      From a bottle.

      What's on the top of a bottle if it isn't a plastic tit?

      --
      God save our Queen, and Heaven bless The Maple Leaf Forever!
    307. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      One time there was a lady sitting in the seat in front of me that had her cell ring. She was completely oblivious to the fact that it was ringing. So after the forth ring, I leaned forward and quietly said "excuse me ma'am, I believe your phone is ringing". She replies with an "oh, ok" or something, not "sorry" or anything. And then she proceeds to answer the phone and begins talking as she stands up and very slowly makes her way down the aisle, jabbering in a normal voice the entire time. I couldn't believe it. I try to catch really early or really late shows anymore to avoid as many idiots as possible. Although I would prefer to have my home theater up and working in full force.

    308. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree that your standard multiplex theater with high ticket prices and expensive bad food and drinks is obsolete.

      However, I'd like to point out that there is more than one way to run a movie theater!

      In Oakland, CA, you can go to the Parkway Theater and see 2nd run movies for $5 a ticket (and 2 for 1 on Wednesdays) AND watch the movie with a pizza and a pitcher of beer. Their food prices are comparable to ordering the same items in a regular restaurant- not jacked up sky high. And you get the big screen, and comfy couches to sit on. The crowd might be a little boisterous, but that's part of the experience. And it's a place that has a real local community vibe that makes going to the movies feel like a fun neighborhood event. Before the movie showing, they run a video of announcements of upcoming events, such as special film showings, and any food menu changes. It's a cool place.

      http://www.picturepubpizza.com/

      I like watching movies on my home theater system as well, but going to the Parkway is a fun thing to do with my wife and friends. I know there are other theaters that are doing the same thing, and I think it's a good way to add something to the movie-going experience that you can't get in your living room.

    309. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      What about when you slashdotters went to see the original Star Wars at the threatre. Were you against theatres at that time?
      Back then my family had just replaced our 13 inch TV with a $500 (iirc) 20 inch TV. There was really no comparison.

    310. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      Funny or not, its true. People in New York know how to tolerate others. Those who can't leave.

    311. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      If you eat before you see the movie, and just smuggle in a bad of skittles, you just saved yourself $18. The food has always been outrageous. Luckily, you aren't forced to buy it. It's the ticket prices that are getting ridiculous. It's $10.25 i believe to see a movie at a good stadium seating theater in my city.

      I don't buy drinks or snacks when I see a movie, well rarely I will get a snack at a regular theatre but I always have my Camelbak with me so there's no need to buy a drink. However movie theatres typically break even on ticket sales, it's the concessionary sales where they make money. Personally I prefer cinema pubs where you can sit down at a table and order food and drinks. Though it's been several years since I've been there, as I moved, my fav is The Enzian.

      Falcon
    312. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      You sir, are an ASS.

      How about giving someone the benefit of the doubt before calling them an ass? Maybe he has a good reason for it. Chill out a little -- life is too short to get in people's faces over what amounts to nothing.

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      -Turkey

    313. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by budgenator · · Score: 3, Funny

      You have too little imagination, my boy as well as take thing too litterally. Woman generally enjoy the effort to play along with a fetish fantasy more than the fullfillmit of the actual fantasty. tentacle-rape hentai, some loose ropes and some swimming pool noodles might lead to something that interests you more.

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      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    314. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I still look similar enough to the picture on my college student ID that I pass for the ~ $6.00 ticket :)

    315. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Parenting really is going downhill. I won't relate the specifics since I get an earfull of it every time my girlfriend comes home from her retail job, but boy-oh-boy, we have a generation being raised by morons who think it's criminal to spank your children, treason to say no to them, and a crime against humanity to pay any good amount of attention to them so they don't run around acting like crazy little monkeys in the first place.

      Oh yeah, but ritalin and antidepressants are OK.

    316. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by drakaan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why stop there, though?

      Kids are smart...why not let them drink a beer, have sex with adults, drive cars, and get jobs at McDonald's?

      Yes, a movie's purpose is to get a reaction from its audience. That doesn't mean that all movies are geared towards an audience of all ages. I like to watch Natural Born Killers every once in a while. That doesn't mean I'm going to tell my 6-year old "hey, come watch this movie with daddy!".

      It's not a positive thing to expose a child *on purpose* to things that negative. Sure, I can explain to her that it's fantasy, and that it's a movie, and that Juliette Lewis didn't *really* just kill the man that was giving her oral sex, but why would I want to put either of us into a situation where I had to? I wouldn't, it's called "parenting".

      Kids always try to stretch the limits of what they're allowed to see and do. Parents always try to reign the kids in and keep them from doing things that might cause them pain. It's the same today as it was in 2005 B.C.

      Saying that "As long as you explain to the child the differences between real and fake, there should be no reason you will need to censor them from violence in media." is like saying "As long as you tell a child what the controls on a car do, there's no reason not to let them drive". It's overly-simplistic, and it ignores the reality that is child-rearing.

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    317. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Maskull · · Score: 1
      Here in the San Francisco Bay Area...

      Seriously, if you can get to a small-town theatre, try it. It might take some driving but it's worth it, at least in terms of annoyances. Sure the sound may not be as good, but I'd trade that for the lack of jerks any day.

      It also helps if you can get a matinee (but not during the summer). When I saw "Revenge of the Sith" I went with my cousin and my brother on a Wednesday afternoon. We were the only people there. Best movie watching experience ever.

    318. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      > Well I have seen alot larger (around 14' wide) becoming more common, go out and pick up an LCD projector and a full blown dolby 6-1 or higher/better system and already you have better than some of the current theaters around for a small investment ~5k that you can view in the piracy of your own home with friends/neighbors plus you get way better food and drinks. I know I sure like ours :)))

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    319. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jachim69 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I just went to see Batman Begins last night. (EXCELLENT movie, BTW) There were 5 other people in the theater and 2 of them left half way through the movie, right when he said "I'm Batman". Not sure if they hated it or had seen it already.

      A Wednesday night months after the release is definitely the time to go see a movie!

    320. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

      Same for paris theaters from the late 70s to nowadays.

      Worst I've seen was when catholic integrists burned some cinemas showing "the last tentation"(of the Christ) in the 80s, and we all know French Catholic Integrists like to dress up in army green with a violently violet iroquois hairdress...

      My local cinema (multiplex) has a pico-cell that cancels all mobile signals, so no cretins with open mobiles either.

      Yet, you still pay an arm for the two seats and a leg for drinks and pop-corn...

      Some French cinemas have this "all you can see" card you can get for a monthly fee. Was very tempted to get one till I had :

      1/ Seen the proposed selection of films go from medium good to bad
      2/ Seen the price of the xga projectors go under 1200Eu

      Dvd rentals + Anime Fansubs + Xbox Media Center => haven't been to the cinema since Lord Of the Rings 3...

      And even that I regretted, as no one was showing the long version....

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      It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
    321. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bloodstains · · Score: 1

      But as Wal-Mart sells more and more boxed surround sound and starts getting HDTV off the ground, joe average is going to start liking his home better than the multiplex

      Excellent! Once joe average has gone back home, I will be able to enjoy going to the theatres again.

    322. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a rural area and the price is a bit better. It's about $6 per person, but it still isn't worth it. The sound is often distorted. The prints scratched and dirty. The films are always washed out. (I saw Star Trek Nemesis in the theatre and when I saw it on DVD I was amazed at how colorful the movie was. In the theatre it was so washed out it was not much more colorful than watching a black and white movie.) The springs in the seats are broken. People talking isn't usually too bad but I would still rather stay home and watch a movie on DVD.

    323. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Marillion · · Score: 1
      One of the theatres near me has started a two-tier theatre system. The lower tier is a typical theatre. The upper tier has assigned seating and leather seats.

      While I've always been too cheap to try the upper tier, I would imagine the piceing system would discourage the casual viewer in favor of someone who has a little at stake in enjoying the film.

      While waiting to get my hair cut a few days ago, I read in Time (or Newsweek or one of them) that more and more movie houses are fighting for customers. More are trying upscale theatres because they can no long depend on the films from Hollywood to automatically draw large crowds.

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    324. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      ooops, guess I should've used preview that should read 'Privacy of you own home'.

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    325. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I asked them politely twice. I couldn't have been nicer, and I never told them to "shut the fuck up"

      Which is probably why, they never stopped :)

    326. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

      RE: I've sat in theaters with black women who just would not shut up... holy crap, its a stereotype but its unfortunately true.

      The drunken, 40-toting gangstas are worse. At least the women won't shoot out your rear window as you're leaving the theatre.

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      --- Jump!! Fire!! Bullet time!! - Lego version of the Matrix
    327. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SinVulture · · Score: 1

      I'm terribly sorry. I'm the guy with that laugh.

    328. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jjjpinkojjj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No offense, but when the movie's over, you're still in Utah.

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      I'd like to dip my balls in that.
    329. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking. The analyzer was just the icing on the cake.

      I guess the guy just has so much money to blow with his 9x6 screen that he has to do his calculations with AutoCad.

    330. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by deadryk · · Score: 1

      My problem is with older theaters "expanding" to offer "more films" and "better technology," but doing so on the cheap. One of my local theaters expanded from nine screens to sixteen. They simply build an addition containing seven more theaters, however installed the most uncomfortable and cheapest chairs I have ever been forced to sit in. Of course, we are lucky if we have more than nine movies showing at this theater, but even if the movie I want to see is there, I'll drive to the next city to watch it, because of the risk of suffering for 90 - 120 minutes of torture sitting in these seats. One of my main loves of the movie theater was the comfort of a soft chair, big screen, and dark atmosphere. Kind of hard to be filled with awe and wonder when your butt is asleep and the back of the seat has been trying to reshape your spine.

    331. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell is other people.
          (Sartre)

    332. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I remember the kids saying "those are cool worms Dad" , they were 12 - 16, so I guess you bought your UID on Ebay.

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      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    333. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked in a movie theatre for years, that's not a deer in the headlights expression. It's an expression of relief because you're not going to spend 5 minutes begging me to let you take it in or bitching at me about how you should be able to take it in, the other theatres let you take it in, our prices are too high, you'll never do business with us again, and all the other crap that I as a low paid ticket taker couldn't care less about. A better thing to do is just to not make it obvious that you're bringing in outside food/beverage, because the people working that job only care about this stuff if the manager is around.

    334. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by BigT · · Score: 1

      I would add:
      F) Get rid of the commercials before the movie. If I'm paying $9+ for the movie, I shouldn't have to watch commercials. Previews I can live with. You're competing with my commercial-free DVDs.

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    335. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you go to the theatre at, but where I go they don't let us bring sodas from the outside into the theatre. Although, I suspect that a bottle of soda would be easy to hide until I go in, which I'm honestly planning on doing next time. Movie Theatre soda is way too expensive.

    336. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      And the trick to getting a manager is if you can't find one, be irritating. I worked in a theatre as a teenager, and as soon as someone got even mildly annoying I'd pawn them off on a manager. No way I was taking that crap for minimum wage.

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      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    337. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It was not uncommon for a moviegoer to be hit by a wad of sperm, or even a chunk of human feces, while watching a film.

      I feel sorry for them and all but it was just a bad idea to sit behind Paul Ruebens at the theater.

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      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    338. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      If I had a home theater set up and had people come over to watch and all they did was yak about their weekend or talk on their cell phone, I would kick them out and never invite them back. And I think most people would do the same. So, I dunno what you are talking about.

    339. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Try this again: the chainsaw ringtone is your silent mode. The chainsaw ringtone isn't a ringtone. It's your silent mode. The buzzing of a phone set to silent, vibrating is known as a 'chainsaw ringtone' because others can still hear it.

      It's not 'silent', turn it off.

    340. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by op12 · · Score: 1

      However, it is true that you'll be willing to discard discrepancies when something is fictional. But at points where events could be "real" I think there is still a possibility of ruining the illusion. Just like you mentioned about the guitar, and the grandparent mentioned the War of the Worlds. I too was bothered by the fact the camcorder was working.

    341. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by iabervon · · Score: 1

      If you go to second-run theaters instead of first-run ones, it's a lot cheaper, and you avoid seeing movies that suck, because you can find out what people who saw them first-run thought.

    342. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      I live in NYC too, and I suppose it's pricey. But how often have you been annoyed? In five years of going to the movies, about 100 shows, I've almost never had a problem with noisy or obnoxious patrons--pretty much only at the Magic Johnson on 125th, where you're out of place if you aren't yammering.

      Funny, one of the last times I went to a movie in the NYC metro area, I was caught in the middle of a fight in a mens room (between me and the door). Granted, it was at the Pavilion in Park Slope, Brooklyn...but nonetheless, this is pretty indicative of my moviegoing experience around NYC. Perhaps the other boroughs are not as nice as the city. I will say that the Angelika is cool, however.

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      -Turkey

    343. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where are you going for $9.50? i'm lucky if i can find anything in nyc for under $10.50. a buck is a buck.

    344. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Woe be it unto me and you, Good Sir, that I doth not possess the mighty mod point.

    345. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I think you are right about sites.

      Where once you had to wait for buddies to see a movie (which often meant that you were risking it first), there are thousands of people posting their opinions. The word-of-mouth time has shortened.

    346. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      For me, before the movie and after the movie is a social event. I like going with friends, discussing things, having fun. Once you're in the movie, with the exception of group laughter, shock, etc, you should be silent. I don't speak to the people with me, and I try to keep the sounds of eating candy or whatever as quiet as possible, such as pouring my Reese's Pieces into a napkin so the package doesn't make noise during the movie.

      My worse movie experience ever was the rereleased Empire Strikes Back at (IIRC) Mann's Chinese in Los Angeles. The place is huge -- palacial, in your parlance -- and filled with people making so much noise during the movie that I couldn't hear any of it, even though I was in a relatively good seat. Waste of money, in my mind.

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    347. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      Bad parenting costs society. There is a huge problem with that.

    348. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      If you want a partner who will leave you holding the bag when things get rough, you're on the right track. If you go out with a woman who's there to use you, she won't be there to help you get to your feet when life inevitably pulls the rug out from under you, she'll just consider you "used up" and move on, screwing you any way she must to ensure she lands on her feet.

      If you're just looking to get laid, yeah, that can work. But you'd prob save money going and grabbing yourself a hooker...

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    349. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Saving Private Ryan creeped out my wife. I thought it was the best and most realistic war movie I'd ever seen; which is what creeped out the wife.

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    350. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by schovanec · · Score: 1

      Have you tried dscaler and a basic tv tuner card? I don't have a projector, but it does a pretty darn good job of making NTSC look decent at 1600x1200 from close range on my 19" CRT. If anything you could run the projector at its native resolution and the video scaler in a PC's video card might do a better job than the projector's.

    351. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by discHead · · Score: 1

      "...many people, like me, will find the home viewing experience wins."

      Unless of course they don't have the disposable income required for a quality home theater system.

    352. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      what is wrong with you?! What the hell did your parents teach you?!??!

      We're fucked if all the morons coming up are like this one.

      If you're in a movie theatre, it's wrong, impolite, inconsiderate, whatever you want to call it to have a cell turned on, to answer it, or to open it so the light goes on.

      This is just public decency, acting like a civilized member of society so that everyone there (WHO PAID THE SAME AMOUNT TO SEE THE MOVIE THAT YOU DID) can enjoy the same experience, not have it fucked up by some stupid kid who thinks he's more important and that his shit doesn't stink. (and thinks he's too important to wait 5 minutes after the movie for his messages to go through)

    353. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be putting in too many hours work at the pharmacy, I keep reading cinema as enema in these comments.

    354. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by nasor · · Score: 1

      Actually, almost anywhere else is substantially cheaper. I live in a city of 200,000+ people (pretty far from "Podunk") and a non-matinée ticket costs $6.00-$6.50, depending on which theater you go to. There are also a few theaters where you can see older (but not yet out on DVD) movies for around $2.00/ticket.

    355. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The popcorn only tastes good with the butter, and the butter makes you sick anyway.

      Why do people insist on calling that inedible yellow oily sludge "butter"? I don't know what industrial process this is a byproduct of, but butter it ain't.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    356. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Well, for posters on /., it shouldn't be unusual. The only real difference between a Plasma and a FP setup is a little effort of running cables/some light carpentry, and the knowledge to set it all up. The cost is comparable between a 10' FP system and a 42-50" plasma.

      Back when the cheapest HD sets (50-52" RP) were $6,000, I bought a Sony HD projector (VW10HT, $5200) and a 10' DaLite automatic electric screen ($900). I probably dropped another couple hundred on the nice screen soffit and mounting hardware. You can put together a better setup today for less than half what I paid back then (though you can get a nice Plasma for under 3k, too).

      At todays prices, you can probably make back the investment in a simple home theater of you go to the movies a lot. I'd figure $6 to $8k with sound and video combined for a basic - but nice - setup. At $30 a pop for two people, four times a month it'll take 5 to 7 years to "break even", but you'll get a much nicer environment in which to watch. (And one hell of a place to watch football!)

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      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    357. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Stiletto · · Score: 1


      Never again. Matinee flicks or less-mainstream movies from now on. And you're probably right about the possibility of assault charges, but I didn't think about it until much later. This was in a pretty big city (not where I live) while I was away on an interview, so I think the chances of anything coming of it, besides she-bitch feeling sad for a few days, are pretty slim.

    358. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      You are incredible lucky or you have an unbeatable tolerance for other people's stupidity. I don't go to the movies nearly as often as you but I have experienced several instances of people's phones ringing, people talking on their phones, stupid people doing stupid things just to be funny, laser pointers, crying kids, talking kids, parents talking to their kids, teenagers moving around in the theater, etc, etc, etc. And the floors aare sticky 1/2 the time.

      I don't know what you do to avoid it all, but trust me, and trust the 100s of others who have said the same thing: it happens all the freaking time. Just count your lucky stars that it hasn't happened to you.

      Maybe it's like the guy that says he has never gotten a ticket ... and then he gets pulled over the next day for speeding :\

    359. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      That whole E.T. in a corn field scene terrorized me for nearly 10 years. So bad, every single night I went to bed I had to check under the bed to make sure that skinny bastard with weird eyes and the crazy neck wasn't sleeping under it waiting to eat me alive.

      I remember when "Jaws" came out. I loved scuba diving, still do, and I hung out at some dive shops but when the movie was released not many wanted to go scuba diving and many dive shops had a real hard tyme for business. Some giving diving lessions away for free just to get business. Even now thinking about it I'm trying not to crackup. At the tyme I was in high school and one of the classes I took was marine biology. A bunch of us started a club and we kept several tanks in the lab. The biggest one we built for a small sand shark, Sofia, and we'd take turns feeding her. You could put a small peace of brine in your palm and hold it underwater and Sofia would swim by and eat it out of your hand. After awhile we got into this habit of freaking people out doing it. We feed Sofia then we'd try to get a newbie to put their hand in the tank. What was hardest for some of us was that as part of lab we had disect other sand sharks and we couldn't help but think Sofia might end up the same way.

      Falcon
    360. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      There is still something to be said for the big screen, and amazing picture and sould quality if it is a good movie. We can already get the sound and a big screen size at home, but picture quality won't be there until blue laser formats replace current DVD. Fortunately for theater owners, the impending format war between blu-ray and HD DVD will hold that off for a while.

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    361. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Theaters should have faraday shielding, maybe the MPAA could enforce this under the guise of limiting priracy. Just put up a sign that says "cell phones and beeper will not work in the auditorium" and make it so.

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    362. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I used to go to the discount theature for $1 almost every day but they shut it down. I'd rather spend $1 to go see a slightly older movie than $10 to see a brand spanking new movie. A shame that it doesn't seem to earn enough revenue to keep the places alive.

      Besides lowering the price per ticket to something reasonable I'd go to more movies if they sold a DVD of the movie I'd just watched right there. If ticket holders (and only ticket holders) could buy a plain-jane copy of the movie right away it'd encourage people to see the movie and stop a lot of piracy.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    363. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you want a partner who will leave you holding the bag when things get rough, you're on the right track. If you go out with a woman who's there to use you, she won't be there to help you get to your feet when life inevitably pulls the rug out from under you, she'll just consider you "used up" and move on, screwing you any way she must to ensure she lands on her feet."

      You work under the assumption that a lifetime partner is what everyone is looking for or needs. I love to have women around...hand out, do things, get laid. I also like to change to 'newer models' when I get bored with the old ones. The one chick for life thing may work with some, but, I'd say with the high divorce rate we have right now...it isn't working out as well as society tries to drive it in your head. Hey, if you want to have kids...sure, you need a lifetime partner, but, if you don't really want any, and frankly, it would put a serious damper on my lifestyle..then who needs it?

      Who needs a 'partner'?

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    364. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by gstovall · · Score: 1

      I live in a rural area out in the boonies, but even here the ticket price is $8.50. Granted, that's for a theatre with stadium seating in a nearby town of 5000 people, but that's really out of the price range of many of the residents of this area. The theatre is apparently living on the summer tourist trade...

      Meanwhile, almost all the residents of the area have either Dish or DirecTV service. It's interesting seeing a 6x8 camper (yes, someone lives there year around) with a satellite dish. For $29.99/month, they get a lot more entertainment than they could afford driving to Branson.

    365. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dougllio · · Score: 0

      There are still some movies that are great to see at a theatre - scary movies such as Panic Room are great at a theater with the idiots cheering or gasping at manufactured damatic moments. Of course, I'd never waste my time watching it at home. Unless, of course, they included bloopers as a special feature - including something like Jody Foster not quite making it into the panic room before the door closed. (OUCH!)

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    366. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by merreborn · · Score: 1

      I have never once had a showing ruined

      Generally speaking, I'd agree with you. I'd never walked out of a theater in my life until this year.

      I went to see "The Grudge" (what can I say, I really liked Ju-On) on a Friday at about 8 PM, about 40 miles south of San Francisco.

      For the entire first 30 minutes of the film, the theater sounded like an elementary school playground. Between constant screaming (in the middle of calm scenes, for no reason other than to make noise) and constant talking, I *could not hear dialogue*. Somehow, I'd managed to find the showing all the Junior High kids were attending.

      After that first half hour, I gave up and left. The manager gave me a pass, and I came back to see the same movie several days later. No problem whatsoever.

      Outside of that, I encounter kids screaming, laser pointers, people shouting, and cellphones ringing maybe 10% of the time, but I generally just ignore it.

      I can only assume you're fortunate enough to live somewhere where people are more courteous.

    367. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by riptide_dot · · Score: 1

      And how do you watch an R-rated movie with the kids running around the house? Tell them it's a scary movie and to stay out of the room?
      I don't know if this will work for anyone else, but all I have to say is that we're watching a Hugh Grant movie and my kids run for the hills...:)

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      I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
    368. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sure, I can explain to her that it's fantasy, and that it's a movie, and that Juliette Lewis didn't *really* just kill the man that was giving her oral sex, but why would I want to put either of us into a situation where I had to? I wouldn't, it's called "parenting"."

      No, it's called, "I'd prefer not to have to deal with something that I personally find very embarrassing." :P

      "As long as you tell a child what the controls on a car do, there's no reason not to let them drive". It's overly-simplistic, and it ignores the reality that is child-rearing."

      It also ignores the fact that you also have to teach them -how- to use those controls, not just tell them what they do and let them have at it.

      "Kids always try to stretch the limits of what they're allowed to see and do. Parents always try to reign the kids in and keep them from doing things that might cause them pain. It's the same today as it was in 2005 B.C."

      The best way to ensure that they "try to stretch the limits of what they're allowed to see and do" is to hide it from them/them from it and insist that it's "bad" or "evil", thereby turning it into a mystery that they are going to be bound and determined to solve, simply because that's how human minds work.

      Nevermind that it's hypocritical to, essentially, say "Sex and cigarettes are bad. Don't do them. Now, go play while daddy smokes and watches some porn." ;)

      If you put the "bad" thing up front and tell them about it, they'll see that, "Oh. What's the big deal about this?" and move on. Making it taboo only increases the attractiveness and alure of it.

    369. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't see the grudge in the theater, but I did see it at home with some people, and we were all laughing at the thing about 1/2 way through as they started showing that black thing running all over the place and showing up under people's bed covers. You gotta admit, it was so ridiculous that it was pretty funny. I would have definitely held back my laughter in the theater because I am considerate of other people, but I would have been hysterical inside.

    370. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      So, did you explain it to him, and tell him what the boss's wife's name was? :D

      Basically, though, what you're saying is that everything's about avoiding personal embarrassment for yourself? :)

      *cue the accusations of "troll"* :P

    371. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Isn't that odd - it's OK for kids to watch violence, killing, and gore, but not OK for them to see any form of romantic interaction...

      Sad... Just sad...

      N.

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      "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
    372. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      OMFG even the SOUNDTRACK to Schindlers List brings me and few people I know to tears.

      That movie was disturbing.

    373. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      It's only piracy if you use a device not approved by the Ferengi.

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    374. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      Which, of course, makes breaking the rules "right," right? ;)

      Now, before I get flamed for being a 'stick-in-the-mud' (or worse)... I really don't care if you want to take your own stuff in. The only reason the theaters have that rule is to prevent patrons from "stealing" potential profits from them. (which is just as valid an argument as saying TV viewers are "stealing" the shows because they don't sit and watch the commercials with rapt attention. ;) )

    375. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sribe · · Score: 1

      Also, there are some really good theaters out there. In arlington ( admittedly, I have to drive to this one ) there's a theater call the "Cinema and Drafthouse" where -- and this rules -- you pay very little to get in, you can drink, eat and smoke all you want, and there's no commericials.

      You're kidding! It's still there? I remember going to that place with a girlfriend long ago. Let's see, she dumped me in about '90 or '91, so...

    376. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      A safer approach is to accidentally spill your jumbo soda on the offender and apologize profusely. Just remember to bring it with you and wave it about a bit before you do so. With a gentle squeeze the top comes off right as you gesture with it towards them.

      And I would have applauded you too! Good work!

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    377. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Salvo · · Score: 1

      Many new Cinemas here in Australia have Jammers so people can't use their Mobile in the Cinema. The Jammers work so well, the Nutjob who wants to use their phone has to go all the way out of the Complex to get a decent signal.
      This doesn't bother many people because Mobile Coverage is pretty pathetic here anyway...

    378. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      I would have to say that I agree. On further reflection, my bad experiences have been mostly in suburban areas, perhaps close to metropolitan areas, much more than within the city itself.

              -dZ.

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    379. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by gte910h · · Score: 1

      No, issuing a command does not get you an assault charge.

      You have to threaten for it to be assault. You have to do it more than once for it to be harrasment. I'm not describing them, so I'm free from most of the grounds that you can be sued under. I never touch them. I don't converse with them for even a minute.

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    380. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cornelius1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I've noticed a definite divide in the cinema/ theater experience between the UK and the US.

      Talking in a cinema in the UK is a big no-no, so they stay pretty quiet. I've even gotten a few funny looks before for laughing too loud in a comedy film.

      Conversely, it seems like chatting is encouraged in the US (or at least in NYC, which is pretty much my only experience of the US) to make it a more lively social occasion.

      It's hard to say which is best, just a matter of taste I suppose.

      As for pricing, in the UK UGC cinemas do a £10/ month pass where you can see as many films as you want `for free'. So if you go every day that's just 30p a film. BARGAIN!

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    381. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father-in-law is a doctor and he does not see movies when on call. I think that is perfectly reasonable. Doctors are not on call all the time, so they can go see movies during that time. The original cell phone poster seems either to have a over-inflated sense of importance or should go the the theater only when he can get away from his obligations for a couple hours. I mean, would he insist on keeping his cell phone on and accessible, checking for text messages, while having sexual relations with his wife/gf/etc? I don't think that would go over too well. Good grief. It is people like him that have been the primary reason I don't see movies in the theater anymore.

      -a

    382. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Funny
      I guess the guy just has so much money to blow with his 9x6 screen that he has to do his calculations with AutoCad.

      Screen - $500
      HD Projector - $1500
      AutoCAD at work - $free

      Getting to laugh as idiots and pedants completely miss the point - priceless.

    383. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sootman · · Score: 1

      Where do you live? Seriously. I'll fly out there to watch movies.* I go less than I used to but I still make it out about once a month or so. I can't think of a movie I've gone to in 5 years where I *wasn't* bothered by...
      - assholes talking on phones. no exaggeration: one guy had his phone ring 15+ times (I started counting after the 3rd or 4th in the first 15 minutes) and he took about ten of the calls! and even when on silent, there's nothing like a white-hot blue glow from 2 rows in front as some douche checks his caller ID.
      - people who carry on conversations at regular volume
      - people who constantly ask or answer questions about what's going on
      - people coming in 20 minutes after the movie starts and leaving 30 minutes later
      - parents with small kids. I go to mostly loud, violent, action-y movies, or adult (not XXX, but grown-up) serious movies that are rated R. this is no place for a young couple and their 3 kids aged 2-7. *No* movie is a place for a baby. Bring'em if you insist, but sit in an aisle near the door and take them out the *second* they start being noisy, not 30 fucking minutes later like the twat at the last show I saw. (Mr & Mrs Smith, I think.)

      And no sense mentioning the solid 20 minutes of ads. I'm an old-school movie-goer and movie previews and the theater's "policy trailer" (as we called them in the theaters where I worked) are fine because they belong there, but an endless array of Coke, movietickets.com, snack, and fucking I'm-an-army-of-one ads? and not even 30-second ads, but hey-it's-a-theater-so-make-it-2-minutes-long ads. I tolerate ads at home on TV because the show is otherwise FREE. fucking greedy assholes.

      * I just checked your response to another post. Must be nice in the midwest. Call me if you're ever in Orlando and I'll take you out for a night of hell. I swear I'm not exaggerating.

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    384. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Go to your local cinema. Save on the travel costs, and entry is around a fiver.

    385. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by coronaride · · Score: 1

      yeah...that's either really funny or really sick...i have never had such an urge to become a misanthrope/hermit than after living in Manhattan for a few months. Thank you, NYC, for teaching me how to hate the big city environment.

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    386. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, but if you actually check all of the imagined hiding places first, with them... ...some of them who need the lights on will eventually sleep with the lights off.

      That's more based on disposition than an example to describe the general population of children.

      Some kids hate sleeping with the light on, like adults, it's annoying. These kids may or may not believe in monsters.

      The main thing is you couldn't convince them to not be scared despite using logic to explain it to them.

      Wow, you know I know some Adults who will remain scared of airplanes yet they are completely calm in the vehicle on the way to the airport. You can tell them people are more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the airport but that may not make them any calmer during takeoff.

      Fear is a force unto itself which can defy logic, don't use it in your analogy because it affects us all differently independent of our ages.

    387. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Announcer · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add an item:

      F) Lower your prices. Why should I spend $35 for my wife and I to spend the first 20-30 minutes watching commercials and promos for movies we don't want to see, before the real show starts? Why, also, should we spend that kind of money to deal with A-E, above?

      Another poster mentiond prices in the NYC area, and another in Podunk. We're somewhat in between the two, and our prices are equal to what the NYC poster reported.

      The REAL reason for declining Box Office Sales = too much $$ for too little enjoyment.

      The article also has it right. Most of the stuff being released these days really stinks.

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    388. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rblum · · Score: 1

      Play "Buffy" instead of StarTrek, and you've got a winning combo. Working fine for me...

    389. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Probably because the vast majority of parents aren't great parents and a sadly high percentage are bad parents. Poor parenting is one of the worst illnesses of our culture and is directly related to most other ills of our society.

      Way to many kids are rude, stupid, spoiled, and unloved which means many are little beasts until real life, after mommy and daddy, beats them into submission and some still manage to never grow up. THAT is why so many people complain abour parents and rotten kids.

      I expect you're probably a better than average parent and most parents in Canada are probably better than here in the US. Still, that leaves a lot of bad parents and kids to be annoyed by.

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    390. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      The best part is when I order just the popcorn and the kid behind the counter gets a very puzzled look on this face....

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    391. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I have very few problems with kids and cellphones. Then again, I mostly go mid-week, and I think they go weekends.

      But I do get annoying middle-aged couples talking about what they are seeing.. On a few occassions I've had to ask people to shut up.

      One last thing. I want a law introduced in the UK - when the BBFC certificate (the last thing you see before the movie starts) appears on the screen, it's no entry. I'm really tired of people making me stand up and then listen to them taking their coat off and open their bags of Skittles because they couldn't make the start time - correction - they couldn't make it to 20 minutes after the start time.

    392. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by iainl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I really, really hate the under and over rated mods. They don't get metamodded, so people feel free to use them like idiots, and it's perfectly common to post an on-topic comment that isn't exactly inane, and yet still get some twat mark it 'overrated' without any other modding on it at all, not even the Karma Bonus.

      Still, those cinemas, eh? Obsolete. Unless your HT's screen is under 20ft high and you're not capable of cranking it to reference without annoying everyone in a 2-block radius.

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    393. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Knave75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wiping a dog's face in it's own feces doesn't work for a number of reasons. 1) Dog's have poor memories. Unless you react almost immediately, they simply will not make the connection. 2) Even if they do make the connection, the lesson they will likely learn is "elimination should be done when the human is not around in a place the human won't find right away". The logical leap of "feces in nose" to "should eliminate outside" might occur, but is unlikely. 3) Most importantly, dogs don't really mind feces as much as we do. Many of them eat it happily.

    394. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      Lately, what's the diff?

      GTRacer
      - For 9 bucks a pop, a sex act had better be included!

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    395. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You sir are an idiot... silent means it doesn't vibrate or ring... ie it is SILENT... moron

    396. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Who needs a 'partner'?

      Not you, evidently. It's cool by me, though. More for the rest of us:)

    397. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I think it's a conspiracy to get you to buy a drink, and use the drink to wash down the engine oil + salt cache you're consuming.

      Why else would theaters sell little more than _salty_ nachos, _salty_ pretzels, _salty_ popcorn? Candy and soda aside, what's the last thing at a standard theater (or stadium, come to think of it) you've had that isn't salty, besides maybe a hot dog or beer? Salty peanuts? No, wait, there's salt in those, too.

    398. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by igny · · Score: 1

      You may be about right about actual movie going. You only forgot to mention what percentage of new flicks are totally ignored by you due to word of a mouth or something. As for me... I ignore about %95 of the crap the Hollywood is producing each year. Because of that the percentage ruined by the bad movie is somewhat lower for me.

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    399. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movie theaters are definately feeling more and more "low rent". People talking and carrying on are the biggest problem. Unlike the parent poster, I haven't had much luck getting the managers to do anything about it. Frankly most of the managers seem like kids themselves who don't have a whole lot invested in running the theater properly. My neighborhood is multi-ethic so there is also always the fear that somebody will think the manager is being bigoted is he gets rid of someone. Anyway, my wife and I stopped going to the theater four ago. With my big TV and surround sound I haven't missed it.

    400. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by eyeball · · Score: 1
      If you eat before you see the movie, and just smuggle in a bad of skittles, you just saved yourself $18. The food has always been outrageous. Luckily, you aren't forced to buy it. It's the ticket prices that are getting ridiculous. It's $10.25 i believe to see a movie at a good stadium seating theater in my city.


      Good way to keep the price of going to the movies down. But almost paradoxically, if everyone ate before going to the movies, the theater would be forced to raise ticket sales to make up the difference. A safe guess for how much a theater sells in food to each patron would be $5 on average. If everyone stopped buying food, ticket prices would then be $15 or so.

      In short: If you are self-interested, your best bet would be to encourage more people to continue eating theater food, therefore keeping your own cost of going to the movies down.

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    401. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea dude, "your" basement! Don't play it too loud, yer pop's gotta get up early.

    402. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by axiome · · Score: 1

      Most definately. Except for IMAX theaters, which truly do kick ass, my home theater is better than the movie theater for the most part anyway. The theaters here are old, with relatively smallish screens, and a sound system that sounds like an AM radio compared to my Paradigm setup at home.

    403. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be a home theater but it's still you're parents basement.

    404. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Zapp Brannigan:

      "I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

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    405. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 0

      I mentioned physical punishment (spanking, etc) to some people that may be upcoming parents in the next 5 years, and they just about freaked out at me. They couldn't believe that I thought causing physical harm to your own children to teach them a lesson was acceptable. Yet we see it happen all the time in nature, even to a worse degree. The youngsters get nipped at all the time to let them know who is boss. You have to wonder what these people are thinking ...

    406. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1
      Seems to me it's the opposite. Growing up in cities, in clsoe proximity to strangers every day, you become more comfortable, to the point where not everyone is out to get you. It's the difference between city kids talking to each other walking down the street, and kids from the suburbs who stop their conversation every time someone gets near enough to hear just because they aren't used to strangers.

      Movie theaters, then, filled with a bunch of kids who are pretty much scared of people they don't know, would not be unruly (obviously I'm generalizing because with teenagers you're going to get dumbasses), and the city people would feel more "at home" in a crowd of strangers and would have no problem, say, checking for text messages or explaining the movie to their friend.

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    407. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      All so you can watch a DVD at 480p?

      Perhaps when HD dvds come out this will be a true alternative, but no matter how good your home theater is, you are limited by the source material, and the source material a theater will get (film or digital) is of a far better quality than your DVD. Now, the theater needs to a good system to display it as well as something that's all too rare these days: a competent projectionist. For a number of crappy theaters, your home theater will probably come out ahead. But for an excellent theater with a good staff.. nothing else comes close.

      HDTV sure looks good in such a setup, though!

    408. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This goes to the one important thing I learned in High School Theater class: "Don't deny, justify."

    409. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the reasoning was there, but I could imagine it was to not give us ideas. That way we wouldn't be involved with pregnancies at the age of 13 or 14. Most of the scenes in rated R movies are just plain hot and steamy sex scenes anyhow, there really is no romantic intimacy involved, it's all about the physical act.

    410. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      And I know I'll have the joy of an "attendant" shining a torch in my eyes at least once during the movie.

      Lucky you! Most theaters around here did away with attendants long ago. Now you're entirely on your own until the picture ends the crew comes to clean up and kick you out.

    411. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      you don't kneed to know when a call or message goes through.

      You need to be watching the movie, unconcerned with things of the world.

      If you're concerned with your cell, please, don't go to the theatre in the first place.

    412. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      You should feel lucky that noises are the worst of your problems. In the late 1970s, when the punk movement was taking hold in Germany and France, cinemas there often became places where no decent person would go. Why is that? Well, many of the punk tots at the time would throw human waste at patrons, rather than popcorn. It was not uncommon for a moviegoer to be hit by a wad of sperm, or even a chunk of human feces, while watching a film.

      Uhm, as I say in another post on this I found movie theatres in Germany to be the opposite. Things may of changed as I was there in 1983.

      Falcon
    413. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Ok, please tell me where you are getting an HD projector for $1500, I would really like to know.

    414. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You win at commenting.

    415. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by modecx · · Score: 1

      No, in fact, I was born in 1981 and the movie came out in 1984 apparently... I'm certian I watched it at a theatre. I was pretty small and already I was headed towards geekdom. It wasn't too long after that when Dad got me an R/C car kit, and I put it together before he got the chance. I did everything but the gearbox and paint! After that he got an IBM XT because he thought he had a use for it (he's a computer dolt, was and still is). That thing had to cost an arm and a leg, too... I took that over and frequented a few BBSes back '85 or so (after he decided he wanted a modem), the rest is history, as they say.

      Anyway, no, this isn't an Ebayed UID (honestly, who'd be pathetic enough to do that--especially for an ID this high). I had an ID in the 3000 area once upon a time, but I only posted a couple times before I forgot the password and changed ISP (lost the registration e-mail address.) I lost interest because /. just wasn't appealing and like a year later or so I came back. Never would've guessed it would get this big!

      Those worms still freak me out!

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    416. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bitweever · · Score: 1

      I'm from the US also, and I think that young kids of any color would qualify for this. Skip movies in the summer, wait until the lil' buggers go back to school.

      "Batman Begins" was ruined for me the first time I saw it by two (white, if that's important) fanboys behind me. I mean, I'm a fanboy, but at least I'm a mature, quiet fanboy.

    417. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reacting to rude behavior won't land you in jail.

      Assault and destruction of property, however, will.

      Get a manger.

    418. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      What I'm talking about is that when people watch movies at home they are able to make as much noise as they want without considering anyone else. You can pause the movie to take a call. You can stop in the middle and come back later. You can... Does everyone watch a movie like this at home. No. But for some reason alot of people that do do this at home think that they can do the same in a public theater. You would kick people out (if they are disruptive) that you invite over so you probably aren't one of the ones that would talk in the theater. I have been to many shows (and not the general or even PG shows) where some idiot decided it was better to not have to pay for a babysitter and bring their kids with them. The movie is obviously not ment for these kids and thus they become restless and disruptive. These are the kind of people that don't seem to be able to distinquish the difference between watching a movie at home and watching a movie in the theater.

    419. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I'm replying to myself, but oh well. You must be talking about an LCD projector. I was thinking DLP. I can't stand LCDs (spacing between pixels, black levels / contrast, brightness) so I only look at DLPs. An HD DLP is still over $3k.

    420. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of who's uptight.

      The people you label as 'uptight' are actually acting the way humans are supposed to act when we go out. Being polite to others, turning off our phones, not talking during the movie, these are all _good_ things.

      Those of you who were brought up to believe differently are going to have a shock when you lose out on opportunities because of your crappy 'gimme gimme' attitude.

      Living in New York increases your ability to tolerate stupid people, but also encourages acting that way. As a matter of fact, most of the things your TV channels broadcast, especially reality shows encourage that type of behaviour.

    421. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it seems I haven't had the bad experiences with movie going that most have. Once every 3 or 4 movies you get someone talking a little bit, once in a blue moon you have a cell phone going off (oooh, 3 seconds of distraction, scary). But then again, at home, during the evening you've got the phone ringing off the hook from telephone cillisitors.

      Food & Drinks:
      Screw 'em. If you're seeing a movie a 9:00, chances are, you've just eatten anyway. I never understood this. Most of you are just feeding your faces cuz it's tradition, which is a bad reason to eat in the first place. Oooh, and we all gaze, dumbfounded, as expterts tell us that America is getting fatter—gee, I wonder why. I'd be really happy if theaters could find a way of making money without selling food or drinks AT ALL, I'd even be willing to go to a theater that charged a few bucks more. They dirty theaters, are a source of noise themselves, plus: when you drink one of those large sodas, you've gotta run to the bathroom every 5 minutes (another source of distraction), and when you eat that much popcorn you have to drink soda every 10 seconds (I hate eating popcorn for this very reason).

      I never understood why a bunch of friends and I would go out to dinner, go over the the theater-plex, and they'd immediately get back in line for more candy and drinks... why? Am I missing something here. Are movies so bad that they have to be combined with tastes just to be decent? (sometimes they are... I tend to be good at avoiding those though).

      As for rugrats. I haven't had much problems either in Ohio or Alaska (where I've spent a lot of time). Both places I frequent regularly are Regal cinemaplexes with cumfy, well-maintained bleecher-style seating (high angle, so you can see over the top of Shaqiel O'Neal, who's in front of you). I tend to go to a lot of movies that kids don't like, but even when I do, I tend to have little problems, and one dirty look will usually shut them up.

      I guess for the rest of you, at least for rated R movies, all the cinema companies should get a short video of Chris Rock telling all the little ones to "Shut the Fuck Up!" and for the yuppies with cellphones. Have a 10 second moment of silence with nothing but a black screen with the phrase, "Turn your cellphone off... Do it now", with obnoxious Jepordy-style music playing in the background.

      Or how about this? Cell-phone reception sheilding? Shouldn't be that hard, hell, many buildings end up doing it by accident anyway. Just put in some material to block cell-phone transmissions going in and out of the theatre. Maybe even a trasmitter that would garble incoming signals would be able to do that.

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    422. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by superflippy · · Score: 1

      One thing that might work is trying out new concepts like the Buckhead Backlot or Cinema Cafe, two combination theater-restaurants I used to go to when I lived in Atlanta.

      They were great for hanging out and watching movies with friends - nobody had to clean up their apartment or get up during the middle of the movie for more beer.

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    423. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly trying to defend leaving your cell phone on when you're in the theater?

      People go there to watch a movie, not to get interrupted by people like you whose phones are left on to alert them of every text message or phone call they get.

      Be considerate and turn the phone OFF when you're in the theater.

    424. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      The slashdotters who give a shit about their rights and actually care about making their voice heard did not see Episode 3 yet.

      I haven't seen it, and don't plan to until someone else rents it and brings it over.

      Choose with your wallet, it's the only way to make an impact.

    425. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by tepples · · Score: 1

      how is it discourteous if I have it on vibrate

      You misspelled "chainsaw".

      If I purposely ignored my boss's calls or called him back any later than absolutely necessary, there would be hell to pay

      If you have to be on call 24/7 or even 16/7, you may be with the wrong employer. Have you tried asking to be put on call part-time (e.g. 12/7)?

      I'm not changing my habits just so that Mr Jones standing next to me feels better.

      When you are in a movie theater, you are on private property, and subject to kick+ban if Mr Jones standing next to you does not feel better.

    426. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      And how do you watch an R-rated movie with the kids running around the house? Tell them it's a scary movie and to stay out of the room?

      You could either not try to shelter them so much, or you can do what you'd normally do for other things you wouldn't want them to see--wait until they're asleep.

    427. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Assuming the stereotype is correct for a certain number of black women ... when you encounter those certain types they only respond to brute force and in your face "shut the fuck up before I stab you" mentalities. Otherwise, they'll walk all over you because they think everyone should step out of their way.

    428. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      You are well deserving of the title of "ass" which I saw someone call you.

      It annoys people when there is a person around who thinks that they are so important that their phone must be on at all times to annoy others. Maybe you should consider some places sacred. It's stressful to be around others who think they're "on call" (usually for their social life) all the time.

      If we're in a movie and your phone is making noise and you see nothing wrong with that, I'm going to get you kicked out of the theater. Or, if you annoy me enough, I'll kick your ass in the parking lot. It wouldn't be the first time I've had to do that.

    429. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you do what you have to, say what you have to, show off what you have to...to get laid.

      That statement, combined with your username, leaves little doubt that you have deep emotional inadequacies. Inadequacies which you try to overcome by driving a flashy, overpriced extension of your penis and devaluing members of the opposite sex. Sad really.

    430. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Doctor+O · · Score: 3, Insightful

      +5, Insightful? Geezus. Mods obviously don't have kids.

      It depends on their age. I imagine the OT has rather young kids you can't leave unattended. Of course your teenagers can stay at home without a sitter, but my 3 and 1 year old certainly can't.

      --
      Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
    431. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      people like you are the reason society sucks. some times you gotta hurt others.

      for the greater good.

      teh grand parent should be made a hero. like you say, if it actually happened that is

      --
      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    432. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Carbonated+Milk · · Score: 1

      Here, here. Get on a bus in Manhattan and you'll have a relatively quiet ride. Do the same in Staten Island (aka New Jersey Jr.) and you'll have pseudo-thugs bragging and talking loudly or insulting other passengers, picking fights, and trying to scam rides with their school-issued passes.

    433. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      Which is why when I'm in a confrontation I throw a haymaker (low probability all-out swing) at their head.

      In the event it misses, I'll claim that it was just to intimidate and there's no harm done.

      In the event that it hits, they'll be knocked out and they won't remember me from the easter bunny.

      In all actuality, it's mostly a dream that there are cops around all the time to protect little geeks who talk trash. Usually you can get away with it, or the cop will have better things to do with his time. I've never been arrested for beating another man up.

    434. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you shopping? You can find HD DLP projectors for under $1k.

    435. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One last thing. I want a law introduced in the UK - when the BBFC certificate (the last thing you see before the movie starts) appears on the screen, it's no entry.

      What, you don't think the UK has enough suffocating, nanny-state laws strangling common sense, productivity, and general freedom?

    436. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Another time I went to see The Incredibles. The doors at the back of the theater were being kept open because kids were going to get snacks and then not wanting to miss out on the movie. The constant sound of their eating was just deafening. And yes, there were tons of kids screaming and phones ringing.

      Unfortunately, animated movies suffer from out of control kids. The worst was when I saw Fantasia during it's 1990 rerelease. The Ave Maria sequence at the end practically demands silence.. and you know you're not going to get that from today's kids during a "boring" scene. It was a terrible moviegoing experience, primary because I love that movie so much.

    437. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time isn't spelled with a "y".

    438. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      ???

      Rub the dog's nose in his feces?? He would have thought I was congratulating him on a nice shit job on the floor. Next morning I would find 20 piles of shit all over the floor with the dog sitting there wagging his tail and looking for some appreciative gesture in return.

    439. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      GP: Well, many of the punk tots at the time would throw human waste at patrons, rather than popcorn. It was not uncommon for a moviegoer to be hit by a wad of sperm, or even a chunk of human feces, while watching a film.

      P: I know what you mean. I thought I would take my elderly mother out to a nice movie. I believe it was called Rocky Horror something. The people in the audience behaved atrociously

      I think I'd go for the dancing transvestites throwing rice and toast over thrown bodily secretions.

    440. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I'm shopping online. Where are these sub-$1k HD DLP projectors?

    441. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I'm replying to myself, but oh well. You must be talking about an LCD projector. I was thinking DLP. I can't stand LCDs (spacing between pixels, black levels / contrast, brightness) so I only look at DLPs. An HD DLP is still over $3k.

      LCD vs. DLP

      DLPs can be smaller, physically - but that wasn't one of the issues you mentioned. They can have smaller spacing between pixels, but that's not an issue with XGA or WXGA LCDs anymore. They can have higher contrast ratios (3000:1, say), but they do that at the expense of color saturation. So things are bright, but washed out. Meh.

      And here. 1600 lumens, XGA, 2000:1 contrast ratio, 6.4 lbs, and $1200.

    442. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fishsticks · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I've had more trouble with my phone being loud if I turn it off than if I make it silent. I don't have one of those fancy pants folding phones; it's a solid unit with buttons on the front, and even in a case the button can get accidentally pushed, including the power button. Now the phone has a keypad lock functionality, but it's a software lock, so it doesn't work when the phone is off. If I turn the phone off, chances are it will turn itself on again in the theater and ring when someone calls it. Maybe my hearing is subpar or maybe my phone is unusual, but I can't hear my phone vibrate with the TV on, let alone in a theater with the volume cranked way to loud as the primary theater I visit always is.

    443. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theaters need to find new ways to bring people in

      Like Hollywood blvd in woodride IL(chi-town burbs).

      All movies after 6 are 21 or older shows(with some exceptions). When you first walk in there is a bar in the waiting area. You sit on comfortable leather office style chairs in the theater. They server dinner during the movie(and its not nearly as intrusive as you would think). The food is good. And the drinks arent badly priced.

      All this and they play first run movies and the tickets are 1.50 less then any other first run theater around.

    444. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Our city actually has a municipal auditorium, with a real big screen, not one of those pretend big screens in the multi-plex commercial theaters. Pop corn is 25 cents, soda pop 50 cents and "B" run movies are $1.50. The sound is great because it's an auditorium as in it's designed for acustics and the symphony plays there. Their only projector is a bit old and will not let them splice the reels so the is a 15 minute intermission, which is real handy for getting more pop and pop corn or a rest room break without missing anything.

      I'd say it's not so much that the movie theaters are obsolete, but that the quality difference between old big screen, the multi-plex screen and the home theater isn't that much anymore so the utility of going to the multi-plex isn't there, beside most new movies are over-hyped crap anyways.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    445. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would I want to spend $200 on sushi for a date? I can rent a whore for $200!

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    446. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iowa is no different. I live just over the Mississippi river from Davenport, IA and the price for movies and concessions is the same and increasing!

    447. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Just how little control do you think parents should have over their children? If you can't get the kids to go to bed and stay there while you watch a movie, you have bigger problems.

      Spoken like somebody without any kids.

    448. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not a cultural thing and it's not a meme, it's the truth. There have always been bad teenagers, but up until about the mid 90s, you could usually report to their parents who would dish out the punishment. Nowadays, it seems that many parents are offended that you would report to them about their child's misbehavior, much less ask them to dish out some punishment. I have observed this somewhat myself, but also from talking to teachers who have taught since the early 90s. They comment that parents are less and less responsive over the years, and more likely to give the teachers attitude about their kid's actions.

    449. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... What? You never been with women who are into tentacle-rape hentai?...

      What's a woman?

    450. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rho · · Score: 1
      You and I both hope for a utopia, but realistically, is it even possible?

      I recall a time when this was largely true, back in the late 70s and early 80s. Remember when rap wasn't about "poppin' caps" and "hoes", and "rebellious" rock songs were about smoking in the boy's room? Yeah, good times.

      My parents recall a time even earlier that was better than that. Some parts of that time were pretty rough on people with non-white skin, but even they were moving forward regardless of discrimination. Incomes were rising, education was rising, homes had a mom and a dad.

      Then the hippies came and turned it all to shit.

      --
      Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
    451. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, if I go to the dinky theater, I can get by cheaper then that, but I get stale popcorn, flat soda, and a dinky little seat.

      I'm 6.5ft tall, and just flat out don't fit in most theaters. I end up going to the most expensive theater in town. Then for bonus, no one ever accounts for the fact that humans packed into a small space generate large amounts of heat.

      When I saw "Return of the King" during opening weekend, the temp hit probably 85F in the theater (it was probably 25F outside). I had a coat and heavy clothes on. I took the coat off, but couldn't undress any more without being indecent. No on even considered turning the damn fans on the heating or cooling system. It was so dreadfully hot, I had a really hard time enjoying the movie. The sad part was they could have just proped the external exit door open. During the screening of Star Wars III, they did exactly the same thing, but it was brutally hot. The AC really should have been set lower, or at least had the fans on to move some air around.

      I really enjoy the theater experience (movies are more visually impressive on the big screen), but lately, it's become very expensive, and more and more uncomfortable. Let me enjoy the movie at home. I'll happily wait until the DVD hits a price I can deal with. Think $12-$15. I'd purchase twice as many movies if they sold them at that price rather then charging $18-$20.

      Kirby

    452. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the ones who play the laser pointers all over the screen

    453. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      True...sort of. That was certainly the case that the era of 3crt, $30k+ FP systems that had to be tuned every six months.

      Today, a /. geek should be able to setup a HT with decent sound and a DVD-resolution, 8' to 10' screen for the same price as a typical 42" HD Plasma ($2k-$3k). That's not chump change, but it's not a wild extravagance either. If you had $6k to drop, you'd probably never want to go back to the theaters. $10k and all your friends wouldn't go to the theater either, and you'd never watch a movie alone again.

      The biggest barrier between a decent panel monitor and a 10 foot FP system is a bit of research, some technical know-how, and a little handiwork.

      I would tend to say if you've got the disposable income to go to the movies three or four times a month, you've got the disposable income to build a "home theater." (I've used quotes, because I'm really talking about a 10' FP and sound system in your living room, not a private screening room with carpeted walls and custom furniture)

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    454. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jafac · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      For my girl, the cheap knock-off tentacle-rape hentai stuff from Korea works just fine.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    455. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      BYOS. Bring your own soda. Chances are there is a nearby gas-station or perhaps your own fridge that is stocked to the gills with 20oz Mt. Dew. One of these babies will only run you $1.25 where I live [...]

      Speaking of babies, a diaper bag can hold a fair amount of food hidden among the diapers, wipes, formula, etc. This goes particularly well for older kids who haven't quite become housebroken yet, where most of that space is empty anyway.

    456. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention this little gem in his signature
      - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak......... -
      pretty self descriptive on its own.

    457. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by abb3w · · Score: 1
      What? You never been with women who are into tentacle-rape hentai?

      Yes, I have. This is only one of many warning signs showing under the perspective of hindsight that our breaking up was a very good thing.

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    458. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the idea that film looks better than a DVD?

      Every film I've seen is full of scratches, burn marks, nonstop lines, etc. There's no excuse for that, when the DVD does not have it.

    459. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jafac · · Score: 1

      I'd like to add to D)Improve your screen.

      CLEAN your screen.

      It drives me fucking bonkers to pay $9/ticket to see a movie on a big screen with spots and stains - maybe leftovers from Rocky Horror? But worse, I'll go back to the same theater 6 months later, and the stain's still there.

      How much does it cost to get one of your high-school flunkies up there on a ladder once a week to clean the fucking screen off? WTF?

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    460. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by G.+Ratte' · · Score: 1

      That's why you take your grub in via backpack or your girl's purse.

      --
      G. Ratte'/cDc "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."
    461. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bigwang · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Zapp Brannigan school.

      Recite as many of these lines as fast as you can

      "I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies"

      "If I said you had a great body would you take off your clothes and dance around a little."

    462. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ydrol · · Score: 1
      I've sat in theaters with black women who just would not shut up... holy crap, its a stereotype but its unfortunately true.

      I suspect you dont actually notice the black women that are quiet because ...er ...they are quiet.

    463. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      well -- don't keep us in suspense.
      who won the fight?
      you or the mens room door?

      --
      The Stone Age did not end because humans ran out of stones. - William McDonough
    464. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Koatdus · · Score: 1
      What is the deal today... just about every comment on the board is at +5. They must have given out way to many moderator points.
      30+ dollars on a single ticket, drink and popcorn is a bit of an exaggeration and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      Agreed, but...

      I think that the movie theaters are way over priced. I love going to the theater but I have cut my trips way down. I don't mind paying six dollars for a so-so movie but when the price got to ten I started saying forget it.

      I took my wife and my youngest kid to see Valiant the other night. ( I wanted to give him some exclusive mommy and daddy time and it was the only G rated movie close by.)

      The bill ended up being over $30 after drinks and snacks were added. My kid enjoyed it but it is a "B" movie at best. There are some movies that are better in the theater but not many. (The big epics like LOR are about the only ones I can think of.)

      Instead I have started a tradition of "Movie Night" at our house. About twice a month we go and rent a few movies. I take some pictures down off of the living room wall, set up a used LCD projector that I got for almost nothing, plug in a DVD player and a set of speakers I got at Costco.

      The kids each invite a friend or two, we rearrange the couches, pop some corn and have a blast. On the living room wall we can watch movies at about 70" which looks as big as a theater screen. We have even done it outdoors a couple of times this summer.

      In fact the neighbor kids have started asking me when the next movie night is.

      --
      Every wrong attempt discarded is a step forward - T. Edison
    465. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Oh heck yeah! There's a theater like that a little way from where I live, but it was second run movies. I got to see the Matrix while me and my buddy drank a pitcher of beer. One of my most memorable theater experiences.

      It's exactly the kind of thing that theaters should be thinking about, how they can increase the value to the patron and keep them comming back for more. Amazingly, companies that think like that have a tendency to make lots of money.

      TW

    466. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You say 'let' like a child is completely incapable of making a decision for themselves and will do everything 'bad' in the universe out of pure curiousity without a parent to guide them.

      Let's take a second and realize that Parents are for the most part "older children" with more experience and a few variances in different chemicals running through them.

      People try to generalize an open format as 'bad' for a certain age group, it makes me laugh.

      There are limits, but these are decided by the parent, not by the media.

      To accentuate my argument we will take a look at your horrendous examples.

      "why not let them drink a beer, have sex with adults, drive cars, and get jobs at McDonald's?"

      Outside of driving & consesual sex between two adults to produce a child, what, exactly is good about ANY of that?

      Same with Natural Born Killers, cut it out of your movie diet it's probably not doing you any good anyway.

      What's the underlying reason you can responsibly watch that movie and be entertained? Isn't it CAUSED by the experiences you have thinking of and dealing with today's harsh world of sex & violence.

      Maybe you're familiar with a rape victim, or knew someone who was murdered?

      Maybe you took a lot of psych classes in college and enjoy the philisophical debates of good and evil. Are the psych classes required for your child to responsibly pursue enjoying media that may provide insight into this philisophical subject?

      I don't know why you like that movie, maybe you had a bad home life, and maybe there is no one reason you like it. -- All I know is obviously through your actions YOU feel justified in watching it, so why should you have to hide it from your child?

      Do you regret that you have this hypothetical experiences your child lacks that allows you to responsibly watch 'nasty' movies? If so #1 wtf are you doing watching the movie, still and #2 Actually DO something productive about it (like boycotting those types of movies) instead of trying to delay the inevitable realities your child will undoubtedly be exposed to because in the end you won't have any power over their life anyway.

      And that's the key, eventually they will leave and not have a parent, so it's best to keep things simple. "This is good. This is bad. This is how I treat you. Hopefully it is good and not confusing so you have the opportunity to treat your children likewise."

      Think about how parenting and teaching works. Confusion doesn't help at all. You will confuse your child by not giving them a chance to understand why you like to watch "bad" movies and not share with them.

      Typically the things that are considered 'bad' for people, are bad for them regardless of their ages.

      And driving cars, please, they're just too small in most cases. I've seen many a child drive a vehicle just as well as the average driving population does. (Bikes, tractors, 4x4's, small cars & trucks, etc.)

      One might argue that a child doesn't have the experience to responsibly drive a car even if a car physically constructed for someone of small stature was built and children could use it legally on the open road. However, if it was standard children age 12 could legally drive I believe that they would make up for the learning curve easily. Whether or not that would increase the fatality-rate (by scale) of the road is all conjecture. You could say OMG YES IT WOULD, but then I could point to the fact that a 12 year old is a faster leaner than a 16 year old.

      Children are just less experienced adults, this is remedied by giving them the chance to experience. If you take enjoyment out of watching Natural Born Killers and hold a double standard to your child then you're basically telling them, "Yes, I enjoy this, but you can't because I want you to be better than me and not take enjoyment from watching Juliette Lewis kill someone after oral."

      CONFUSION STIFLES LEARNING!

      And to dot my 'i's and cross my 't's:

      Your sex example sucks, too.

    467. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by DeathPooky · · Score: 1

      As the man said, your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose.

      Actually, your right ends far before that. Putting someone in reasonable fear that you will injure them is known as assault.

      Threatening to injure someone, while satisfying, can get you in court just as easily as actually injuring someone. Luckily most people don't realize that assault != battery and you can have one without the other, so I wouldn't expect to be charged with it. But it's something to keep in mind.

    468. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the beauty of being a parent. I get to expose my children to the experiences I value and you get to expose yours to those experiences you value.

      I get to explain to my 5 year old the birds and the bees. You get to explain to your 5 month old the birds and the bees. Best of luck to both of us.

    469. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no place is sacred,eh? Cray you a river?
      If you need this information right away, then don't go to the theatre. Wait for your calls and crap somewhere else, where people haven't PAID to avoid this sort of thing. You know 'vibrate' makes noise too.
        Your values are screwed up, and I hope that for your own sake you take a look at them before someone straightens you out in a way you probably won't like.

      Fucking children.

    470. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      wasn't funny. Try it out on someone next time before posting what you think is a joke.

    471. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      1) That's a demo unit: meaning used and abused in a show room.
      2) It's not HD: XGA is 1024 x 768, it can not display a 720p signal.

    472. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Bun · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you want to have kids...sure, you need a lifetime partner, but, if you don't really want any, and frankly, it would put a serious damper on my lifestyle..then who needs it?

      You'll sing a different tune when you're older, and the hot young girls no longer respond to the bling hanging below your sagging waddle. Then, you will look like the pathetic, skirt-chasing 40-year-old that you will be.

      --
      "Anyone that has ever gotten an idea based on any of my work and done something better with it-good for you."--J.Carmack
    473. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you weren't such a pipsqueek nerd perhaps you'd get some respect in the movie theatre. I know that I have NEVER had anyone put their feet on my chair or kicking my chair. In fact, nobody ever even sits next to me OR behind me because I'm 6'5". If somebody near me even thinks of speaking on the phone or being a turd while the movie is on I simply look in their general direction - problem solved.

      Try having more of a presence in situations like this and you will enjoy yourself much more. People only shit on others who they feel are submissive and not likely to cause a fuss.

    474. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      who won the fight?
      you or the mens room door?

      The door won. It was steel. I'm still recovering. I'll never go back to that theater again...punk-ass steel doors.

      --

      -Turkey

    475. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You put quotes around the word upgrade

      Hey, at least he say he was going to "invest" in a $3000 television.

    476. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it, and don't plan to until someone else rents it and brings it over.

      I haven't seen it yet but I'd like to. I want to see how Natalie Portman does. I first saw her in "Leon, The Professional", then in "Where The Heart Is" and loved them both.

      Falcon
    477. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by nadadogg · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm not a very good slashdotter, I'm in a real fraternity and everything :(

      --
      i use linux and windows oh god how can i have an opinion
    478. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sfjoe · · Score: 1


      I've had the exact opposite experience. Granted, I am not a big moviegoer but I can't recall ever having any trouble at the Metreon. The last few movies I've seen were a pretty wide variety (War of the Worlds, Sin City and Spongebob Squarepants) and people were quiet and well-behaved through the entire showing.

      YMMV, I guess.

      --
      It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
    479. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a manger.

      Jesus won't help anybody in that situation.

    480. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go:
      InFocus SP5000 1100 Lumens WXGA Projector
      $1299
      Native res 1280x720. Supports 720p signal.

    481. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Grunschev · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed at the prices I'm seeing in this thread. I live in the Phoenix area. My wife and I get tickets, popcorn, and drinks for $13. For the two of us, not each. Every year we buy a t-shirt for $20. That gets us free popcorn at every visit. We also buy the souvenir drink cups once each year. They cost the same as a large drink and can be refilled all year for a buck a refill. We buy a 50-pack of tickets for $275, but those tickets aren't good for "special engagements" which is basically any movie in the first week it's out.

      So, 2 tickets @ $5.50 each, free popcorn, 2 large drinks @ $1 each, total $13. Okay, I need to spread that initial $27 investment out over the number of times we go for the year, but if we go once every 2 weeks that adds about a buck a throw.

      If I had to pay the prices I'm seeing here, I'd quit going to the theater too.

      Igor

    482. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your definition of "Podunk", Hollywood qualifies.

      Matinee is $4.75 at the Vista Theatre in Hollywood, California.

    483. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

      How about:
      No one under 18 for selected viewings -- not for MPAA ratings sake, but because sometimes you just can't stand other peoples children.

      --
      and now back to the fallout shelter...
    484. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      The SP5000 uses an LCD, not DLP. We were talking about DLPs due to the drawbacks of LCDs. I know 720p LCDs are cheap, but DLPs are still expensive. I stand by my $3k remark from earlier. Although you could probably work out a deal to get one for a little less ($2.5k or something), they are typically listed above $3k.

      And on a side note, we're talking retail prices here too. Of course you could pick up a busted up used one for like $500, but we're not talking about that.

    485. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Idealius · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough we didn't get to any parts with black things running everywhere and showing up under people's covers. It was about 15 minutes into the movie when we left.

      Strange coincidence that the movie actually turned out to be funny, despite the massive amount of overzealous teens ruining the experience with their laughter, though. lol I'm glad I didn't miss much :D

    486. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I realise that we have always had a fair share of crappy movies but you have to admit there have been absoultly no good movies come out for a good year now.

    487. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Speaking of those ads, I saw a good one recently, it began with the screen just showing the text "Ringing mobile phones are hazardous to your health.". "Why?", I could hear someone ask as the text stays there. Then we heard a phone ring in the audience. Some people laughed, and then we hear a noise of the owner getting punched. Afterwards we realized the ring and punch wasn't from the audience, but that was just the surround sound system tricking us. Quite funny, and people remember it I think.

      Although teenagers nowadays are probably proud to think that they're being some sort of great rebels when they leave their phones in annoying-ringtone mode..

      --
      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
    488. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cruise around on TigerDirect some more. There are many brand new HD DLPs for well below $3k.

      I picked up an Acer PD116P there for about $850 (pre rebate). Granted it's only 800x600 with a native 4:3 aspect, but it accepts 720p and the high-def picture is exquisite. The PD525 has come down in price and it's higher res and higher brightness.

    489. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You motor-boating sum uv a beach!!! :)

    490. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Try not to use the word 'boobies' during this conversation.

      What if the date is to the zoo and they have a Blue Footed B**bie exhibit?

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    491. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1
      Try not to use the word 'boobies' during this conversation.


      Ahh! Soda through the nose! Ow ow ow.
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    492. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You don't have to flash the cash to get laid, but not acting like a cheapass tightwad does help.

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    493. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Knara · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, this brings up two questions:

      1) Did you know he knew the word "twat", and fail to sufficiently educate him about the social situations that it was appropriate or inappropriate to use it in?

      2) Did you forget he's a 4 year old, and that people will, by and large, be amused by the youngin's stereotypical bluntness?

      He's a kid, he's not an extension of you to pose properly as a tool to maintain your social graces with others. Kids say things that are sometimes inappropriate. The solution isn't to isolate them from what is basically the common vernacular of our society, but rather to realize that he's FOUR YEARS OLD

      My advice: Stick, from your ass, remove.

    494. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sixide · · Score: 1

      Trust me, when you're swamped with hundreds of inconsiderate assholes, you don't have the time to fuck around with stuff like this. If there's a manager around, it's basically a guarantee they'll point them out, because it's the fastest way to get you the hell away from them, but if they don't know where one is, good luck. There's just no way you can leave a line of people or a ton of cooking food there and run around a multiplex looking for a manager who is probably hiding upstairs where you can't even go.

    495. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They clean your theatres?

    496. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by markjhood2003 · · Score: 1

      You have to find the right movie theatre I guess.

      I just had a wonderful cinematic experience at the Roxie in the Mission district of San Francisco. My wife and I went to "11:14" starring Hilary Swank and Patrick Swayze. We bought tickets for the 8PM show ($8 each), but our walk to the theatre took a little longer than we thought, so we asked the ticket guy if we could go to the 9:40 show instead so we could catch dinner. He said OK, so we walk around the corner and have a great dinner at Yum Yum.

      We arrived back at the Roxie at 9:35 and there's no line. My wife and I flirt with the pretty boys and girls running the concession, get our popcorn and bottled water, and find our seats. The theatre is clean, a little small, but there are plenty of seats.

      The movie starts promptly at 9:40. No commercials or trailers! The audience settles down and we totally forget they're there except for the more dramatic or funny segments of the film where we all collectively gasp or laugh. The film itself is an excellent, extremely well crafted little dark comedy. My wife and I have a drink on our walk back home and talk about how good the movie was.

      All in all, it was the perfect cinematic experience. So I say if you're not happy with the theater you usually go to, and you're lucky enough to live in SF or NYC areas, check out the smaller cinemas running independent films instead of wasting your money on the chains.

    497. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Who needs a 'partner'?

      Well, me for one, and I'm sure there's heaps of others out there too. I don't want kids, but I do want to share my life with someone. I most certainly don't need chicks for sexual gratification - I've got a hand and I'm not afraid to use it :) But love is far more than sex ...

    498. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Why would you reply with that?

      What makes you think I care about what you've seen, or what actors you like?

      Don't post like that, it's useless and adds nothing to the discussion.

    499. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Rental prices are also increasing... it looks like buying DRM-infested HD-DVD will soon become the most cost-effective movie experience even for single viewings.

    500. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by coronaride · · Score: 1

      You know, I really wish that I could agree with you on this, mainly because I do try to take the initiative in promptly addressing nuisances. Unfortunately, my experiences are a mixed bag of results, mostly weighing towards the negative side. Upon once asking a kid to please be quiet, he pelted me in the forehead with a skittle and then ran around the theatre screaming. Fortunately, he was apprehended. That was probably the worst case, but most of the time, the kids just ignore you...and there's not a whole lot that you can do other than talk to the manager, which, I've found, to be a mixed bag in itself.

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    501. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by isorox · · Score: 1
    502. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jatemack · · Score: 1

      Spanking worked for us!

      it's hard to stand by and watch a parent refuse to spank their kid, when you know that would probably be the best thing to do.

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    503. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by espressojim · · Score: 1

      One of the few comments were "LOL" would actually be appropriate.

      Of course, my girlfriend recently told me (yesterday) that she was interested in anime, but didn't know much about it. I can just imagine exactly which anime I'm _not_ going to show her first.

      I think she'd dig cowboy bebop, or ghost in the shell...

    504. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by espressojim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Never underestimate the power of the swimming pool noodle.

      Perhaps you'll come across as the savior of man, the flying spaghetti monster .

    505. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by superspaz · · Score: 1

      It isn't even the cost that gets me. I like going to the movies as a social event. However the last several times friends and I were looking to go to the movies our response to the listings were "Oh, nevermind. There is nothing out that I would rather stab myself in the thigh then watch." Having just moved from LA I have come to realize half the movies I used to watch were limited release (NYC & LA only) anyway. Since I can't get those on the big screen I will settle for my little screen with a decent film on it.

    506. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by jizmonkey · · Score: 1
      Now, before I get flamed for being a 'stick-in-the-mud' (or worse)... I really don't care if you want to take your own stuff in. The only reason the theaters have that rule is to prevent patrons from "stealing" potential profits from them. (which is just as valid an argument as saying TV viewers are "stealing" the shows because they don't sit and watch the commercials with rapt attention. ;) )

      That's not true. The movie theater makes it a condition of serving you that you won't bring food in. If the manager's around, they won't let you in with food or they will make you throw it away.

      Television is shown to you (hence the word "broadcast") regardless of whether any individual tapes it, goes to the bathroom, etc.

      Nobody but you is calling it "theft" to take food into a theater, but you are entering private property under false pretenses. I believe it could be considered trespassing.

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    507. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rush22 · · Score: 1

      I don't have kids but I'm not stupid enough to leave, say, a 5 and 7 year old alone in the house for the night. That's really ignorant.

    508. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by geekoid · · Score: 1

      wo says you should be allowed to bring your work into the theater?

      some of the nre cell phones are bright enoung to be a distraction. THere are bright enough to use as a flashlight.

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    509. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by geekoid · · Score: 1

      movies, een when children know the difference between fake and reak, still impact a childs behaviour. Sometine dramatically.

      It culd litterally be scaring for a 6 year old to watch reseviour dogs.
      The mind is far to complaex to say, oh this is fake don't enter into my subconsiouse.

      Also, to children 'playing;' is often eqated to fake, SO when a child is playing 'simpsons' they may actually grab another child aruond the neck. (ala homer and bart) becaus eit is 'fake' and thus not harmful to the other child.

      I speak as a parent.

      FYI: I love the Simpsons, but my children are no longer allowed to watch.

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    510. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1

      Well, this brings up two questions: ...

      Wow, what a remarkably hostile response.

      I didn't respond to Dark_Lord_Prime's comment because the statement that "everything's about avoiding personal embarrassment for yourself?" seemed to be in fun. That person got (or at least appeared to) that I was relating what I thought was a personal and funny anecdote about why you might want to pay attention to what you are watching when kids are around for reasons other than morality - which I am sure you would complain about as well.

      Did you know he knew the word "twat"...

      As a matter of fact, I did not know he knew the word. And, though we all laughed about it, I was in polite company and it was embarrassing - who are you to judge me for that? I am the one whose kid ISN'T running around movie theatres making an ass of himself. While it is very vogue to slam people for having children that are "extensions of themselves," you don't know anything about me or what my philosophy is. When we got home I explained that there were some words we don't say outside of the house and that was one of them. It was never an issue again. Don't project your battered childhood on to me.

      Finally, if you consider twat the common vernacular of our society that should readily be applied by children of any age then you are welcome not to give me advice because I suspect I won't be taking it anyway. You sound like one of the "just let kids be" crowd who is then the first to bitch when somebody else's kid bothers you and everyone has to listen to you whine for the next hour about how the parents are doing a shitty job raising their kid.

    511. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "As long as you explain to the child the differences between real and fake, there should be no reason you will need to censor them from violence in media."

      you are wrong.
      My statement is not an opinion, it is a fact.

      Look at the studies. Young chuildren are impact a lot more and a lot deeper by what they see in movies. There brains are developing, and the more violence young children see, the more violent they become.
      it is a FACT!

      Please don't reproduce.

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    512. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      "A movie is not the best place for a first date. "
      I disagree. Me and my date can talk about the movie during the movie! when were not talking on the phone, that is.

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    513. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      OK, look. Behaving like an accountant is fine if you want to associate with people who were also raised that way. Managers at CSFB, for instance, probably won't hire you as a research analyst unless you fit into their culture, which is what you call "behaving like a human being." There's nothing wrong with it, and I'll admit it's what I'm most comfortable with, personally.

      But you've also got to realize that other people, people in other industries (entertainment, art, truck driving, to name a few), are more likely to be put off by your attitude, and that's just as natural as you being put off by theirs. Hell, polite society in China demands you use your phone in the theater; going to the movies is a social experience in that culture. They'd probably say you're the one not behaving like a human being--you're being impolite and antisocial. And who's to say who's right? It's a postmodern world, a postmodern world.

      Here's the point. I'm saying life in large cities, like New York, teaches accountants and rap artists to get along with each other. It's a learning experience that's hard to find in suburbs, exurbs, and farms. Is that really so illogical?

    514. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....ticket prices would then be $15 or so....

      Indeed, for a first run movie, a movie show owner makes little or no profit from ticket sales. In some cases it is a loss. Most, if not all profit comes from food and ads on the screen. So if it were not for those, the tickets would cost more.

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    515. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by sconeu · · Score: 1

      And then you're up all night dealing with the nightmares. I'm not going with the "it'll scar the kids for life" crap. I'm saying it'll scare the shit out of them tonight, and I don't want to have to stay up comforting them.

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    516. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      Can I ask you, just out of curiosity, where you're living now and where you were living in NYC? I'm asking because I, too, grew really sick of the city while I was living in the fratboy paradise of the UES, but after a few months I moved to a neighborhood that fits me a lot better. Thing is, I wouldn't even have known that greener pastures existed if I hadn't already been spending most of my time there. I had a friend who left NYC for California long ago, but when he came back to visit, he was surprised at how friendly my neighborhood is compared to his memories of the city. So he claims.

      I know there's no city out there can accommodate every taste--a lot of people hate having to put up with the hassles, understandably--but I'm wondering if a lot of disenchantment doesn't arise simply because people here never find their niche.

    517. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ApewithGun · · Score: 1

      When I hear that someone has shot and killed some moron, my 1st thought now days is "I wonder if the moron deseved to be shot"

      This is because of people like you.

    518. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Bin+Naden · · Score: 1

      Most hot women I proposed this to

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    519. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Funny

      " don't have one of those fancy pants folding phones; it's a solid unit with buttons on the front, and even in a case the button can get accidentally pushed, including the power button. Now the phone has a keypad lock functionality, but it's a software lock, so it doesn't work when the phone is off." Leave it in the car? Ask the manager to hold it? I mean... surely us thinking monkeys on Slashdot can help you come up with a solution? Ooooo! Oooooo! Take the battery out. Nevermind, Slashdot - I have your back on this one.

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    520. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Dude, really, don't go to the theater. Movie theaters are incompatible with your lifestyle.

      "If you spend your entire life worrying about how something you do might offend someone, you will end up doing nothing valuable at all, because you'll be so worried about making someone mad at you that you will just fence sit your entire life."

      No one is asking for a lifelong commitment - just to do as the theater asks at the beginning of the movie and shut of the cell phone. Don't like the rules? Go play somewhere else.

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    521. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by farble1670 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most managers take this stuff very seriously ...

      you are probably right, but it's not our job to report this stuff. they should monitor their theaters. if i reach the point where i am upset enough to walk out of the theater, take 5 minutes finding the manager, and make a complaint, the evening is ruined for me. i am not a type A personality. i don't enjoy confrontation during my "recreational" activities, and i especially don't like paying for the privilige. get one of their minimum wage workers to rotate through the theaters and spend 5-10 minutes in each of them looking for problems. duh.

      where i live, the average theater has people talking, an occasional cell phone ringing, people actually talking on cell phones sometimes, and if you're lucky, some group of thugs making high decibel jokes throughout the movie. i can't say i'll never go to another theater, but i haven't been for 6 months, and i have no plans or desire to do so.

    522. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by shplorb · · Score: 1

      People like you are why that little whiney, self-centred and vapid bitch act the way they do - because they know they can get away with it.

      If she had taken a second to think that yapping on her phone would annoy other people watching the movie then it wouldn't have happened. She got exactly what was coming to her, even if it was legal or not.

      Do you really think that if the cops were called they'd show up before the end of the movie? Do you think they'd give a shit? Do you think that the other people in the audience would have backed up the girl who was being an inconsiderate bitch or the man who had the balls to stand up and secure their enjoyment of the movie they'd paid good money to see?

    523. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Knara · · Score: 1
      And, though we all laughed about it, I was in polite company and it was embarrassing - who are you to judge me for that?

      I wasn't aware that one needed some sort of special qualification to judge someone else, we make judgements all the time. You sound like the people who make horrendous, uneducated decisions about their children and then deny that someone can point out the flaws in their decisions with "I'm his/her parent, I know what's best."

      I was relating what I thought was a personal and funny anecdote about why you might want to pay attention to what you are watching when kids are around for reasons other than morality - which I am sure you would complain about as well.

      Actually I find most children of that age refreshingly blunt and tactless, a true example of humans unemcumbered by the idea that behaviors and social rules shouldn't be challenged, and a reminder to ourselves on a regular basis of how silly our self-made complex lives are today. I'll admit I hate it when people bring kids into a movie theater, but I hate the *adults* who are too stupid to realize it's a bad idea. When you have kids, you self-limit what you can do with your life (assuming you want to raise them right). Taking them to a movie theather at 10:30pm to an action movie (or really, any movie at all) is just stupid. Good way to get a couple hundred people mad at you, though.

      Finally, if you consider twat the common vernacular of our society that should readily be applied by children of any age then you are welcome not to give me advice because I suspect I won't be taking it anyway.

      It's ignorant to think that this _isn't_ the vernacular of the vast majority of children in the US (in addition to pretty much all other sexual slang). A little early in your 4-year-old's case, but by the time they get to grade school they get themselves a crash-course in American society. All but the most sheltered children are well versed in the slang of a language long before they learn proper English. It's more likely they picked up the terminology from his parents at this point, than from a movie. Since obviously they spend more time listening to you than to some movie star. Most kids know much more than their parents think, but most of them are also more clued than to let their parents know. Hopefully your child will learn this soon, and you can maintain your illusion that his childhood can somehow remain a sheltered quasi-paradise.

      You sound like one of the "just let kids be" crowd who is then the first to bitch when somebody else's kid bothers you and everyone has to listen to you whine for the next hour about how the parents are doing a shitty job raising their kid.

      And you sound like a parent protesting that someone is challenging their choices in raising their kids by, ironically, using the same arguments that their children will be using in about a decade. Namely "you don't know me!" and "you don't understand me!".

      No one is suggesting that kids have free reign, but kids are also just little adults that don't have as many experiences as you or I do filling up their brain with the countless social rules we've set up for ourselves. They haven't had the benefit of figuring out who in our society likes what sounds and harshly dislikes other sounds.

      I may seem to be harsh and overreacting, but the fact of the matter is that most parents suck at parenting. The fact that you were actually embarassed by your 4 year old comitting a faux pas suggests to me that you're gonna be absolutely lost when they start doing that sort of thing on purpose to _get_ the reaction out of you.

    524. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Interesting. Your Zenith is a 20 year old widescreen CRT TV that can do 480p?

      I doubt it.

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    525. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, that's my idea of a fun evening. Instead of watching the movie, I'm running around trying to find someone to complain to.

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      Proverbs 21:19
    526. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in a hospital and did ask some doctors about what they do when they are on call.
      I specifically asked them about theatres, if they go to them while on call. They all laughed and said "that would be stupid".
      I think most have more intelligence than to go sit in a theatre with their cell phone on while they're on call.

    527. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I have a vivid memory of going to see a movie with my uncle at a very young age."

      I grew up in Australia and the first movie I saw at a theater was "Born Free". I don't remember anything about the food but I do remeber that everyone stood up while they played "God save the Queen".

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    528. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      That's because people don't tolerate ejaculate and fecal matter being thrown at them for very long. Even by 1980 many theatres would not sell tickets to people they believed would cause trouble, all due to the numerous complaints. And by 1983, when you visited, things had returned to an orderly state.

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    529. Re:Movie Theaters ARE Obsolete by AdamD1 · · Score: 1

      Where I live (Toronto) it costs me [on average] $12.00 for me to see a movie with no snacks / beverage. Usually per-person it's $14 each. I tend to want to support a theatre because I'm aware of the economics of how it is running a theatre, so I do buy popcorn. The theatre essentially makes zero dollars (or pretty close) by bidding on even a surefire movie. They tend to make all their money from sales of popcorn and soda. This is why a medium popcorn costs $5 (or so) and a medium soda (large enough to dock your jet skis in) costs $4. Most theatres do *not* make any profit from any ancilliary restaurant like a Taco Bell on the premises. That's purely rent. (Speaking strictly from several articles I have read on this topic in Canada.)

      The issue I have lately has less to do with idiot yahoos jabbering away on cellphones or the price of popcorn and more to do with the fact that in Toronto (at least) and Canada (at large) the same guy who sold me popcorn one week can be running the actual projection unit the next. I have seen first reels upside down. I have seen first reels with no sound. I have seen a movie projected halfway down the screen. These people are imbeciles. I am not alone in my disdain. This is unacceptable and greatly detracts from anything resembling an entertainment experience.

      If I pay what it costs to see Eterenal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in the theatre, with my date, it costs me a total of $13x2 for tickets plues large popcorn ($5) plus two medium sodas ($8) = $26.

      I bought the extended DVD when it came out and it was $23. I can buy decent popcorn and soda for a total of $4. (ie: $27) I payed marginally more for the DVD experience, but I saved an unimaginable amount, plus I can watch it numerous times, plus I get numerous extras. When I play the DVD there is little question of who is setting up the presentation of the video. The disc is way more pro than any projewtionist I've been subected to since 1997. Guaranteed.

      Theatres, despite the fact I understand the fiscal structure and want to support them, are losing me. Rapidly.

      Entertainment Weekly has had several very insightful articles pointing to this very annoyance. I believe in a few more years we won't even go to theatres. It might be less interesting socially but holy man do I ever welcome it.

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    530. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aw cmon man, rubbing the dog's nose in his feces really works. I've done it to my dog and it works, even one time when I was going out of town I put her in a kennel and she wouldn't even shit inside, its gotta be outside

    531. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "You watch it and you're 'ok', right? Why shouldn't they be?.......But I watch someone get decapitated in a movie, I know it's all fake, and may even laugh if the movie makes it funny."

      Problem here is nobody is defining how old the "kids" are. If they are (say) 8+ then some of them will be able to comprehend the fake/real thing if it is explained to them, if they are 15+ almost all of them will comprehend it. If they are young children then it will give them nightmares and you will have to deal with that result somewhere around 3:00 in the morning.

      I have seen plenty of "kids" (including one of my own) who were scared shitless of Santa and no amount of "reasoning" from the parent(s) will persuade the kid to sit on his lap for a photo. The other day my friends two year old burst into tears because everyone sung "happy birthday" so enthusiastically that it scared her. Kids are not miniture adults, if you don't understand that basic fact then you are not a parent (even if you do have kids).

      "As long as you explain to the child the differences between real and fake, there should be no reason you will need to censor them from violence in media."

      You should keep that somewhere safe so that you can look at it and laugh when you have managed to raise your kids into adulthood.

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    532. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Arcana_J · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Here in the San Francisco Bay Area I can assure you that we do not exaggerate the problem." Whaddya mean "we" white man? All the Bay Area is not your neighborhood. "Theaters have been made into kid friendly hang out zones where parents can drop the anti-social little shits for an afternoon. Most movies are made and marketed for a teen mentality now. Because of this adults feel less and less comfortable at the theater." God, you sound like such an old fart. Damn those pesky teenagers ruining it for the rest of us! Look, I don't know how old you are, but I'm willing to wager that you were one of those irritating teens in the theater once. So was I, in the 70's. It's nothing new. They aren't killing the theater experience with cellphones any more than my friends and I did by just being loud and full of ourselves. Find another theater, go during off hours or get a different hobby, but don't fall back on the lazy cliché of blaming The Kids of Today for your inablility to cope.

    533. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by danbeck · · Score: 1

      I have kids, 4 and 6 years old. When I say go to bed, they go to bed and they stay there. They know that there is only two reason for them to get up, they have to pee or they think they are about to die.

      It's not difficult to teach your children to respect authority and do what you say, it just takes effort, consistency and a willingness to discipline your children when they disobey. And I don't mean the useless "time-out" sort of discipline. I mean quick, fair and MEANINGFUL discipline where it hurts them most. *hint* *hint*

    534. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      Good point. Sounds logical. But I have to tell you, the rowdy, misanthropic "acting out" I've seen in suburban America beats anything I've ever seen (in everyday life, anyway) here in NYC... or does it? Maybe it's just that the bounds of acceptable behavior are different. People screaming in the street at 4am is more annoying in Milwaukee than it is in New York. Then again, no, that can't be true--suburbanites are definitely less considerate at the cinema. That's been consistent everywhere I've been.

      Living here, you do get used to strangers, but I don't think that fact makes you any likelier to behave like they're your pals. In fact, isn't it actually fear, not familiarity, that makes you louder and more aggressive? That's how it works in the animal kingdom. I doubt we're much different.

      There was a study a few years back quantifying the "politeness" of various American cities. Basically, grad students went around pretending to be injured, and kept track of how often people would give up their seats in trains, buses, waiting rooms, places like that. I don't know where New York was ranked, but I remember for sure the rudest turned out to be Boston. Their explanation: more college students per capita than anywhere else. As recent transplants from the suburbs--an environment where you can go weeks interacting only with people you know--they haven't had time to learn the unspoken rules of etiquette among strangers.

      I guess you could also point out that college students are kinda oblivious no matter where they grew up, but maybe the researchers broke "politeness" down by age group or something like that. I wish I could find a reference to the study--it would have been published in '98 or so--but Google's been giving me no joy. In fact, all it's giving me is anecdotes about how rude New Yorkers are supposed to be. Ah, well. I'll ask around. Maybe I made it up.

    535. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, in fact, I was born in 1981

      I took that over and frequented a few BBSes back '85 or so (after he decided he wanted a modem), the rest is history, as they say.

      When you say "back around '85" when you were 3 or 4 years old....What's that word? Oh yeah, bullshit.

      Heh, I can't imagine a 4 year old procuring and then using terminal programs with a BBS list he found in a local paper while he was learning to read. You did this on your own? (After your father installed the modem, then completely forgot about it)

    536. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Sure, let them watch.....They are going to see it anyway, and it would be better to be there to guide them"

      This may be true for a teenager but I would like to know how a five year old can watch movies without the parent knowing about it.

      "This is sort of on-par with the inability to be able to distinguish between fantasy and reality."

      Yes it is, people are not born with that ability, they need to be eased into the idea over the first 10years of their life. The job of a parent is the job of a censor, you filter the real-world so that your offspring can comprehend it and stay out of harms way. Anyone who claims this is not a hard balancing act is either not a parent or is doing their kids a dis-service.

      "a psychology book is not a manual for how to operate kids

      There is no manual and most parents realise that soon after the child is born.

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    537. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Do they have a "right" to see a movie? The theater is private property.

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    538. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      How exactly were those "spoilers"? So you now know that there's a working camcorder (minor detail in the movie), war-machines buried under the ground (not that relevant in the end) and a clear path to drive through.

      Yes, I can see how your movie-experience has been ruined.... not. Here's a spoiler for you: the martians lose in the end.

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    539. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      The parent was talking about watching a movie at home.

    540. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by rush22 · · Score: 1

      Get out of here troll.

    541. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Caldair · · Score: 1
      That's legally risky. What I would like to do is to bring someone like this gentleman and have him eat the battery, but the following is cheaper (one ticket less). It will work best for I-have-to-take-work-calls-in-theatres-because-I'm- Special-and-we-might-miss-a-sale people, because they could lose business from it.

      Bring a cd player, with speakers, and a recording of obvious and preferably disgusting toilet sounds. Play them loudly every time a call is accepted, so the person at the other end thinks they're talking to someone taking a poop. The only thing the guy can do is say that they're in a movie theatre and there's a weirdo with toilet sounds on a cd player, and that sounds like a lie.

      Alternatively, get the whole audience to join in on simulating a sweaty, hairy, grunting, eager sex session, and they're not taking a break although they're on the phone. If it's in the Bible Belt and you can make it sound like an all-male orgy, all the better.

    542. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      Ethnicity wasn't important, but grandparent insinuated that an ethnic group had monopoly in this area, which gave me no clue which group it was, or if I was missing something, like, when you say 'some ethnic group' you always mean XYZ group.

      puzzling

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    543. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Now you tell me I can only have sex in the bedroom.

    544. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Chexiepie · · Score: 1
      Question here. When you were a little kid, did YOU like seeing romantic interaction on-screen? I distinctly recall me and my friends going "ewwww!" if a couple so much as kissed in a movie. Not because we'd been taught it was wrong, but because at that age, it just seemed weird.

      And I really wish I knew why so many childless Slashdotters think they're the ultimate authority on childrearing ...

    545. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

      Damn that was funny. You totally threw the Trek in there when I wasn't expecting it. Nice.

    546. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      So if I complain about the $3.50 bottle of water I get at the movie theatre, it's ok? Not everyone gets soda/candy/popcorn at the theatre.

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    547. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      1) That's a demo unit: meaning used and abused in a show room.

      Most showrooms take good care of their showroom models. We're not talking about a car that gets test driven all the time by a bunch of goobers - this is a projector that the salesperson turns on for interested customers.
      I bought one from them - 75% off list, had 20 hours on it, on a 1500 hour bulb. They warmed it up for me. All of their demo models are fully warranteed and have less than 100 hours - most substantially less.

      2) It's not HD: XGA is 1024 x 768, it can not display a 720p signal.

      Wrong. 1080i/720p

      Any other complaints, or can we agree that you're wrong and that you can get a great home theater for just a couple grand?

    548. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by WickedClean · · Score: 1

      Movies do make good first dates because it involves spending time without talking so much. It gives you both time to get comfortable with each other without having to come up with a bunch of mindless conversation as you test each other's personalities. You can talk for hours about this and that, but I don't think it would put you as close a comedy where you get to laugh together. Trust me on this.

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    549. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by JesseL · · Score: 1

      What's really ingorant is that you can't figure out from the context of my post that I was referring to watching a movie at home without the kids running around.

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    550. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by VShael · · Score: 1

      I used to think like that. Till I read the book "You must be joking Mr. Feynmann"

      Now, as all geeks know, Richard Feynmann was an absolute genius. In this fascinating collection of biographical stories, he recounts how he learned a very valuable lesson. If you freely spend money on a woman, she will NOT sleep with you. Let her buy her own damn drinks. If a woman asks you to buy her a drink, tell her to buy her own. Same for dinner, don't pick up the cheque.

      Like most things in quantum physics, I don't know why it works, but some experimentation should convince you that it DOES work.

    551. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you got it the Hollywood crowd is way out of line with there costs and the theaters are worse. Good point FS

    552. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      This is pretty much the equivalent of keying a car illegally parked in the handicapped space. It feels good, but it still isn't right.

      You're confusing legal with right, illegal with wrong. Just because something is illegal doesn't make it wrong.

    553. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      "That's not true. The movie theater makes it a condition of serving you that you won't bring food in. If the manager's around, they won't let you in with food or they will make you throw it away."

      They have that rule because they want you to buy the food & drink they're selling. They do not want you "cheating" them out of potential profits by bringing your own.

      "Television is shown to you (hence the word "broadcast") regardless of whether any individual tapes it, goes to the bathroom, etc."

      Apparently, you missed the news stories concerning the networks and/or advertisers wanting things like TiVo and DVR "outlawed" because they believe the viewers are "stealing" their programming when they skip commercials.

      "Nobody but you is calling it "theft" to take food into a theater, but you are entering private property under false pretenses. I believe it could be considered trespassing."

      This doesn't even -begin- to make sense. It's nice to think that you know what everyone else thinks, but you obviously don't. The theater considers it "theft" simply because you're "cheating them out of" the profit they would have otherwise made from you buying their refreshments.

      It may be privately-owned property, but as long as it's business hours, the theater is open to the public, and they cannot possibly be accused of "trespassing" when they're freely invited to come in, as long as they've bought their ticket(s).

      Trying to sneak in without would paying be "entering under false pretenses."

    554. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by modecx · · Score: 1

      An anonymous coward calling bullshit, or dearest me! Whatever should I do?!

      If it must be known--if you dare come back to read, that is--my cousin who was a BBS freak set the modem up because dad was that much of a moran, he set up the terminal, and I watchec, he showed dad the basics, and I understood most of it. I was born in Early 81, and it was mid-late '85 when this came about--the modem was an early Christmas gift to himself. Do the math. **I** had to show him how to use it when Cousin Greg wasn't around. Oh, and I was reading competantly earlier than two, and by the time I was six I was enjoying fiction that most highschoolers still wouldn't comprehend.

      Not to be a braggart, but that's the fact, Jack.

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    555. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by mesach · · Score: 1

      Then why not just turn it off?

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    556. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Urchlay · · Score: 1
      I don't understand why people buy the food and then complain about its quality and cost.

      Me either. I bring in my own food (well, gummi bears, potato chips, candy bars... not sure they count as "food", but close enough).

      I'm not the only person I know who "sneaks" stuff into theaters. My mother does it, and she's a pretty respectable solid citizen. Her excuse is that they don't serve Tab in theaters (which is true, because it tastes like stale cough syrup).

      Regardless of what theater owners want you to believe, it's not illegal. The worst that can happen is that you get thrown out of the theater, but that's never happened to anyone I know. The only way to catch someone at it would be to search everyone at the door, which would be bad for business, so they don't do it.

      The theaters have abused their monopoly on food and drinks for a long time now. 20 years ago, the concessions were overpriced, but not by so much: maybe twice the price of the same item elsewhere. Most people considered the extra expense worth the convenience... these days, everything seems to cost 4-5 times what it would anywhere else, and to a lot of people, it's no longer worth it. The "captive market" status of theater audiences is just a social convention, and as such can change...

    557. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Problem number two: You're assuming cheap chinese takeout which may or may not work. I'm thinking that the well-paying IT job affords us to take a woman out for $200 sushi, not $20 chinese. Try it and be amazed at the difference; even if you have to order something that isn't raw fish --teriyaki chicken or something-- your date will feel special if you go to a nice place.

      $200, just for a chance of getting laid?
      Dude, if I have to fork over that much cash, then I'm setting the terms up front.

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    558. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've read the book.

    559. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Tombstone-f · · Score: 1

      I work at a movie theatre, and we do have someone walk through the theatre twice per movie. We'd like to do more than that, but the company won't give us the money to have an extra person constantly checking theatres.

    560. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Why the hell would I want to spend $200 on sushi for a date? I can rent a whore for $200!

      Yes, you get a cold fish either way.

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    561. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1
      So when will they go after people like me who come in to watch a movie, and neither buy nor sneak any food or drink whatsoever? (I also pay off my credit card bills each month, and supposedly the credit card companies call folks like me "deadbeats".)


      Funny story with that. My friend used to get craploads of credit cards in the mail. Almost every time I'd see him he'd have a new one on the desk, unopened, unactivated, unused.

      Then he paid off his existing credit cards, cleaned up his credit, and generally became the sort of person NOT to waste money on 30% interest.

      The credit cards in the mail have basically stopped.

      They don't want people who actually pay their bills -- they want people who just barely can afford to pay the interest on their cards -- so they can keep you in perpetual debt to them.
    562. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

      No, but crap like King of Queens and American Idol look essentially the same between the two.

      Explain to me how higher resolution crap is significantly better than low resolution crap... I'm curious.

      The stuff I do want to see is mostly on VHS and DVD, and from what I've seen, it won't look significantly better on a new TV. E.g., it looks better, but not 1000 dollars better.

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    563. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a localized problem, particularly on big cities, were people tend to be a bit more unruly and care a lot less about how their behaviour affects others -- and I'm not only talking about kids.

      Sorry, but I have to call bullshit on this one. While it may well be more of a problem in some areas than in others, I'm not at all convinced that population size has anything to do with it. I live in a town of 10,000, and the last five times I've been to the movies I've had to deal with at least two kinds of selfish jackass. The last time it got so bad that I got a group of five of these wonders of human nature thrown out--but then I had to worry about reprisal (anonymity can be hard in small towns).

      I get pissed off every time I go to the movies, now, so I've just about completely lost the desire to go. The $3.50/person ticket price just doesn't compensate for the rise in my blood pressure.

    564. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Apologies. That was meant a little in jest, in that game of "if you were world dictator, forgetting passing laws about world poverty and peace, what's the one law you'd like for yourself". I'd also put a trade quota on Irish boy bands.

    565. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fishsticks · · Score: 1

      I do leave it in the car, no need to get so testy... I'm just pointing out that some phones are poorly designed, and if you do have a phone with you, silent mode isn't absolutely horrible.

      (also for the record my phone is crap; can't get the battery out without some sort of screwdriver or prying tool :) )

    566. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by peawee03 · · Score: 1

      I understand what this "chainsaw ringtone" is, because I am annoyed with it as well in movies. Some phones, you can set it so it does nothing other than make a pretty graphic on the screen when there's an incoming call. No vibrate. No noise. Unless you can hear the screen illuminate pixels which tend to be smushed enough in my pocket to require one to actively look for any illumination. I do this because I would like to be able to simply leave the theater after the show, and check to see if I've missed any calls. On a date, it's much less obtrusive to do a 15 seconds flip-open, flip-closed, then to check the voicemail.

      If a completely silent phone, no vibrate, no ring, nothing, still bothers you, please explain why.

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    567. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned before, I agree with the point that the behaviour problem seems to stem from the suburbs as opposed to the inner cities. I guess at the moment of writing my original comment, I confused both, but on further reflection I realized that my bad experiences took place in suburban areas -- close to metropolitan areas, mind you -- not within the cities themselves. After living in NYC for a year or so, I can vouche for the general "Live and Let Live" attitude of most people.

      But my original point stands: This is not a universal "theater" problem, but seems to be isolated to those (suburban) areas where people tend to be less considerate of each other. And kids growing up in this environment learn to accept and adopt this attitude, and help perpetuate it.

      In my opinion, in these places you will encounter such behaviour at the mall, the park, a restaurant, or any other place where people gather in numbers, not just the movie theater. Even standing in line at a Bank or Post Office in my neighborhood in Puerto Rico, as I remember it, you could see the same anti-social and unruly behaviour manisfested. Yet there are other places conspicuously lacking of this problem.

                -dZ.

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    568. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by cfuse · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking that the well-paying IT job affords us to take a woman out for $200 sushi, not $20 chinese.

      You can rent a whole woman for that much, and no raw fish is involved.

      Disclaimer: Dropping cash in front of shallow women will usually make them like you a bit more, but it will not always make them want to fuck you.

      Dropping rohypnol into her drink is likely to work better and be cheaper to boot.

      Disclaimer: I'm a gay man, we don't have to go through the complex and confusing mating ritual of the heterosexual - I feel truly sorry for you people.

    569. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      Actually, for a geek, a movie can make an excellenty firsty datey (sorry...I think I was channelling the Swedish Chef for a moment there).

      See, it gives you something to talk about. Most geeks, you'll meet them for lunch and all they can talk about is tech-stuff, which - unless your date is also a geek - will not win you any friends or influence many people.

      Much better to come out of a movie raring to go with all the emotional reactions that a (and it's time to introduce the qualifier here) good movie can provide. The pair of you can compare notes, review the good bits and bad bits, the bits she liked and why, her opinions of the characters, how she related to them, what she thought of the different characters, how the movie relates to her life in some way, life in general, funny old thing, life, isn't it amazing, oh I hear you, my you've got a lovely voice, I could listen to it all day, what are you doing for the rest of your life?

      Another benefit is that it gives your date the opportunity to study you - at least if you're the type who can really get into a good movie. 'Specially if there's a sad bit in it, because then she'll see you're really just a big softie underneath, and not likely to be someone who tortures kittens or anything.

      No, seriously; going on a date to anywhere, most women will be watching you like a hawk - unless she's the self-absorbed type, in which case you'd be better off just watching the movie anyway.

      So, what better way to demonstrate the following?

      1. You're not a masher - you're not going to go sit in the back row, and you're not a rowdy troublemaker - you're not going to sit in the front row and fry her eyes and crick her neck. You're going to sit around the middle somewhere, towards the centre to get (sorry, to make sure she gets) the best view and the best sound, aren't you?

      2. You watch the movie with her, half the time when something happens in the movie, she'll be watching you*. So when somebody gets hit inna face with a shovel or something (unless it's the bad guy) and she sees you do that little wince that everybody who isn't likely to be an axe-murderer who watches thrillers to pick up DIY tips does, there's a point for you. Same when you shout "Hurray" when the bad guy gets what's coming to him and our hero finally saves the day (ok, shouting "Hurray" in a crowded theatre probably isn't going to impress her all that much, but you know what I mean).

      3a. She sees you cry. You win, right there. That's it man. Then you get the hand on the arm or the knee or whatever (oh my god! she touched me! she touched me! I'm touched...), the long glistening looks and the soppy violins - that's the opportune moment, right there, folks...

      3b. You get to make her laugh. Drop in a few (and only a few. A handful, at most - don't want to be too much of a handfull for her. And don't laugh at your own jokes when you tell them either, 'cause we all laugh like, well, like geeks at our own jokes. So don't do that.) one-liners and she'll know that you have the ability to make them laugh. For some reason a lot of women find that highly desirable in a potantial mate. And pray to whatever Gods you have that you do actually have one that is (wit that's sparkling, that is. Or at least lame but in a charmingly cute sort of way). This gives you another route to the the slightly-longer-than-normal eye contact with a lovely pair of bright, sparkling eyes and the shared moments of private hilarity and the holding hands (Aaaargh!) laughing because you both thought the same funny thought at the same time or something bits.

      4. She gets to argue with you about it later. You can disagree over a motive for a plot point or a director's use of colour and/or music or even what the hell a Best Boy really is, but the thing is you'll have some sort of debate with her and you'll able to engage in discourse, exchange ideas in a logical and rational manner and explore areas of conversation that you'd have to spend like two or three hours

    570. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      Actually, for a geek, a movie can make an excellenty firsty datey (sorry...I think I was channelling the Swedish Chef for a moment there).

      See, it gives you something to talk about. Most geeks, you'll meet them for lunch and they'll be straight from the office and all they can talk about is tech-stuff, which - unless your date is also a geek - will not win you any friends or influence many people.

      Much better to come out of a movie raring to go with all the emotional reactions that a (note the qualifier here) good movie can provide. The pair of you can compare notes, review the good bits and bad bits, the bits she liked and why, her opinions of the characters, how she related to them, what she thought of the different characters, how the movie relates to her life in some way, life in general, funny old thing, life, isn't it amazing, oh I hear you, my you've got a lovely voice, I could listen to it all day, what are you doing for the rest of your life?

      Another benefit is that it gives your date the opportunity to study you - at least if you're the type who does get into a good movie. 'Specially if there's a sad bit in it, because then she'll see you're really just a big softie underneath, and not likely to be someone who tortures kittens or anything.

      No, seriously; going on a date to anywhere, most women will be watching you like a hawk - unless she's the self-absorbed type, in which case you'd be better off just watching the movie anyway.

      So, what better way to demonstrate the following?

      1. You're not a masher - you're not going to go sit in the back row, and you're not a rowdy troublemaker - you're not going to sit in the front row and fry her eyes and crick her neck. You're going to sit around the middle somewhere, towards the centre to get (sorry, to make sure she gets) the best view and the best sound, aren't you?

      2. You watch the movie with her, half the time when something happens in the movie, she'll be watching you*. So when somebody gets hit inna face with a shovel or something (unless it's the bad guy) and she sees you do that little wince that everybody who isn't likely to be an axe-murderer who watches thrillers to pick up DIY tips does, there's a point for you. Same when you shout "Hurray" when the bad guy gets what's coming to him and our hero finally saves the day (ok, shouting "Hurray" in a crowded theatre probably isn't going to impress her all that much, but you know what I mean).

      3a. She sees you cry. You win, right there. That's it man. Then you get the hand on the arm or the knee or whatever (oh my god! she touched me! she touched me! I'm touched...), the long glistening looks and the soppy violins - instant opportune moment, right there, folks...

      3b. You get to make her laugh. Drop in a few (and only a few. A handful, at most - don't want to be too much of a handfull for her. And don't laugh at your own jokes when you tell them either, 'cause we all laugh like, well, like geeks at our own jokes. So don't do that.) one-liners and she'll know that you have the ability to make her laugh. For some reason a lot of women find that highly desirable in a potential mate. And pray to whatever Gods you have that you do actually have one that is (wit that's sparkling, that is. Or at least lame but in a charmingly cute sort of way). This gives you another route to the the slightly-longer-than-normal eye contact with a lovely pair of bright, sparkling eyes and the shared moments of private hilarity and the holding hands (Aaaargh!) laughing because you both thought the same funny thought at the same time or something bits.

      4. She gets to argue with you about it later. They love that too. Well, actually, it's not so much an argument as an extended bout of proactive communication, which women are, by all accounts, very good at, and it is something they like to do. It's also something that most of them are very keen on their men having the knack of engaging in as well. And having taken my fair share of tech support calls that do come

    571. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Didn't mean to be testy - just my bad sense of humor. Sorry. I guess I'm saying that, yes, vibrating mode is not silent and it should not be my problem how crappy your phone is. Is it better than the ring tone? Yeah. Is it acceptable in a movie theater? No. You apparently do the considerate thing and just leave it in the car...

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    572. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by guard952 · · Score: 1

      Or you could just prop some nails up under their tires. You're not actually harming their car, they are... not sure of the legality here either though.

      And if you're going to key their car, at least make a disabled logo so they know what it's for.

    573. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Funny story with that. My friend used to get craploads of credit cards in the mail. Almost every time I'd see him he'd have a new one on the desk, unopened, unactivated, unused.

      Was this in the United States? I'm pretty sure there's a law that says you can't be sent unsolicited credit cards. Offers are fine, it's just the cards (when they haven't been requested by applying for them) that are not allowed.

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    574. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by op00to · · Score: 1

      apparently, you failed reading comprehension 101.

      I just want to be able to look at the phone after the movie and have it tell me who called, if anybody, as it sometimes takes hours for voicemail notification to get to my phone.

      Fucking Moron.

    575. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Hyperspac · · Score: 1

      We have a local "dollar" theater that shows B run movies for a resonable price on a nice screen. I love the irony that we can see a second run movie in a theater for less then it would cost to rent it and that we can buy the DVD for less then it would cost to see a first run film.

    576. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Um, by definition your 800x600 DLP can not display HD. I already have an 800x600 DLP. But that's the whole point of this little conversation: I want a DLP projector that can do 720p on the cheap. Your projector (and mine) can not do HD, and can not display 720p. When you say "the high-def picture is exquisite" you are only lying to yourself, because guess what: you aren't seeing a high-def picture. That's all marketing hype "capable of accepting up to 1080i, blah, blah". That's just the capability of the internal scaler. It is capable of taking your 1080 or 720 signal and chopping it down (ie removing and remixing pixels) so that it will fit in your 800x600 display. The 800x600 is a physical quantity. There are 800x600 mirrors on the DLP chip - you can't fake more mirrors, you can't cheat, that's all you get, you will never see more pixels than that.

    577. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      I see that you have been fooled by the marketing gimmicks. Let me clarify for you, so you don't get duped into thinking you're buying HD, when you actually are not.

      Look at that link you provided and go to the line that says "Native" resolution. Notice that it says 1024x768. That means there is an array of mirrors on the DLP chip that is 1024 mirrors wide by 768 mirrors tall. Each one of these mirrors can display one pixel (ie, the color reflected off that mirror is the color of the pixel on the screen**). So the full 1024wide x 768tall represents the full picture on the screen. You can never get any more pixels in the width or any more pixels in the height, because you don't have any more mirrors on the DLP chip to give you those pixels.

      Now, let's look at a 720p signal. A 720p signal is (digitally) 1280 pixels wide x 720 pixels tall. So, if you lay the 720p signal directly onto the mirrors on the DLP chip, 256 pixels would be hanging off the side, with no mirror to display them on the screen. The DLP chip is 1024 mirrors (pixels) wide, and the signal is 1280 pixels wide. Even though the signal is sending you more than 1024 pixels in width, it is physically impossible to display more than 1024 of those pixels ... you just can't, there are no mirrors to display them. So, what do we do, and what does the projector do?

      The projector uses an internal scaler to remove some pixels, and remix the colors on other pixels. So, the scaler takes a 1280x720 signal, removes a bunch of pixels, remixes a bunch of other pixels, and gives you a new signal: 1024x576***. Hooray, this new signal is small enough to be displayed within our 1024x768 mirrors on our DLP chip. Sure, we are wasting some mirrors on the top and bottom (we need to retain the original aspect ratio so that the signal doesn't appear squished), but at least we can display the signal. These wasted pixels are the black bars on top and bottom that you see on the screen.

      So you might ask, why is this not HD? Well, it's not HD because you've compressed the signal and lost some of the information from the original 720p (HD) signal. Heck, if you compress the signal even further, you can get a 853 x 480 signal (480p). Or you can compress even further and get a 64x36 pixel signal ... is that HD? Hell no. You could barey discern one blob from another in that signal.

      So there you have it, hope this helps you out in your quest for HD. Just because it says it can display 1080i, doesn't mean the native resolution is 1920x1080. DLP projectors that can actually (truthfully) display a 1080i signal cost a minimum of $20,000.

      **Well, it's actually more complicated than that because the mirrors only reflect white light from the lamp, but then it passes through the color wheel at the right time to project the proper color. But for simplicity of a resolution discussion, we'll leave the color wheel for some other time.

      ***This is called a WSVGA resolution, do a search for projectors with it ... oddly enough there are a bunch projectors at this resolution ... I wonder why?

      More links:

      Discussion on why broadcasters are using "i" signals versus "p" signals, ie 1080i, 720p, 480p. Note: DVDs are a 480i signal.

      More information on HDTV and broadcasting than you probably care to know.

      A

    578. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by DJCF · · Score: 1

      GITS RULE but show her Spirited Away first, instead. Course, I don't know your girlfriend...

  2. In Other News... by NorbMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Movie Studios Curb Internet Piracy

    Hollywood studios have come up with an effective method of deterring Internet file-sharing of movies: Make movies that no one wants to pirate.

    1. Re:In Other News... by Spodlink05 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the same problem the record industry have. One particular film/song is successful so they just clone it and flog the same formula to death because they have no imagination whatsoever.

      Hollywooods' latest non-idea seems to be re-making 70s TV series and films...badly.

      Playing it safe and complete lack of imagination are killing these industries. And to add to it over-pricing and blaming your own customers for having the good taste not to watch/listen to the guff your producing is hardly going to help.

    2. Re:In Other News... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I realize that's a joke, but I'm afraid that it doesn't quite work that way. Movie pirates often don't pirate things because they really want the individual thing, they pirate them because they can. It's a bit of a gmae to them. i.e. Who can end up with the most stuff. Perhaps the most indicitive signs of this game were the rooms in DirectConnect (since replaced with DC++) that required you to have 40 to 100 GIGS of data shared. If you failed their test, a bot would auto-kick you.

      I wouldn't be surprised if many pirates never use/watch the stuff they get. It's all just a game. A scavanger hunt, if you will. Whoever gets the most stuff "wins". The funny part is that they may just "win" a call from the **AA or law enforcement. What a prize. :-/

    3. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that you were modded funny. This year I have gone to every movie that looked good. All one of them. ('the Guidde' if you were wondering) I don't go to movies any more because most of them are drivle.

      --
      We are the Borg...
    4. Re:In Other News... by dustman · · Score: 1

      Hollywood studios have come up with an effective method of deterring Internet file-sharing of movies: Make movies that no one wants to pirate.

      This is true.

      I have a friend who is obsessed with pirating movies, mostly because he loves movies but has no taste (so he gobbles up all the shit hollywood spews out), and is too poor to go to the theater.

      He downloads tons of them, and burns them to disc so he can watch them on his laptop.

      He's always trying to pawn them off on me, but the movies are so horrible that I didn't want to see them in the first place, let alone watch a crappy-quality transcoded-to-divx version.

    5. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This applies to books as well. Do you know how many LOTR clones there are out there? Tons. And they sell well because they are bought and marketed. But when you have a book that is new and unique and fresh, no publishers want to buy it because it doesn't have a proven sales record. Check out the submission guidelines for Tor books, which have published many of the best-selling fantasy novels of the 20th century. They say specifically on their Web site that they only want stuff that reads like their current authors. They don't want anything new.

      And books suck, now, too.

    6. Re:In Other News... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too bad. Seems you're missing out on the Masterpiece that is Batman Begins. If you plan to see one other movie this year, make it Batman Begins! You will not be disappointed!

    7. Re:In Other News... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Hollywooods' latest non-idea seems to be re-making 70s TV series and films...badly.

      I was going to go see the Dukes of Hazard movie (hey, nostalgia + seeing the General Lee jump over stuff on a big screen, sounded like fun) until I realised that it was starring the guy from Jackass. And that Boss Hog was Burt Reynolds, and not a fat, bald, short guy.

      And no, I don't plan on pirating it wither. Bleark.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    8. Re:In Other News... by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      You do have to recognize the difference between the IRC bandwidth junkie, and the typical viewer whos just bored out of his mind, or curious if the latest blockbuster is really as good as the popup ads say it is.

      Downloading everything that moves might be fun at first, but harddrives fill up quick, so the people who do build up large data collections tend to go for the rare things, which is typically not the latest blockbuster.

    9. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other breaking news:

      Gasoline is a limited resource.

    10. Re:In Other News... by payback451 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. I for one am getting tired of all the movies that hav been coming out, most are watered down and boring. Every now and then a good one will come out but for the most part nothing in theaters interests me or anyone I know. However, a couple of the movies coming out this fall look promising, and im especially looking forward to The Da Vinci Code coming out nexr summer.

    11. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im especially looking forward to The Da Vinci Code

      The Da Vinci Code? Sounds like a very original movie. I wonder where they got the idea to make such a film.

    12. Re:In Other News... by stienman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, come on.

      If you strip away enough you can get to the fact that every movie has one of two plots:

      Introduce hero, Kill hero (or hero's dreams)
      or
      Introduce hero, hero succeeds.

      It's a matter of how deep you want to go. Every movie made now can certianly be compared to a movie made in the 70s. Or 60s. Or 80s. Etc.

      Complete lack of imagination? Describe an artist, writer, composer, or book that would not only fullfill all your criteria for imaginative (ie, completely new idea, concept, etc) AND would have enough mainstream appeal to pay for its own production and distribution.

      All the interesting stories are exactly the same as the old interesting stories. People's basic needs haven't changed (food, security, love, recognition, etc), and therefore the basic movie fair isn't (arguably can't) going to change.

      The reason the movie industry is declining is not so much due to the fact that there really are no new stories. It's due to the fact that there are so many other equivilant forms of entertainment available, and many are cheaper and more convenient.

      -Adam

    13. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I wanted to see that. The other thing is good movies don't seem to last long in theaters. Batman Begins lasted about two weeks in local theaters, but Dukes of Hazard is still in the 'nice' theater.

      --
      We are the Borg...
    14. Re:In Other News... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Because it would be better with Tom Cruise? Lets face it if the movie sucks it doesn't matter who the actors are, good actors only serve to elevate a good movie to great, not redeem a crappy movie.

      Valid point with Boss though, but I'm inclined to think that Jessica Simpson makes up for that.

      I'm still not going to see it till DVD though.

    15. Re:In Other News... by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      All the interesting stories are exactly the same as the old interesting stories. People's basic needs haven't changed (food, security, love, recognition, etc), and therefore the basic movie fair isn't (arguably can't) going to change.

      Just because people generally have the same motivations in life, it doesn't mean that there can't be new and unique stories or new and unique ways of telling those stories. What about Memento? Toy Story? Battle Royale? Tron? The Usual Suspects? Pulp Fiction? The Fly?

      Yeah, if you generalise enough, you can boil almost any film down into "bad thing happens to good person; good person prevails". But that's being too general. There is certainly a lack of originality in the majority of films where there is the possibility to be original.

      --
      Bogtha Bogtha Bogtha
    16. Re:In Other News... by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      If you strip away enough you can get to the fact that every movie has one of two plots:
      Introduce hero, Kill hero (or hero's dreams)
      or
      Introduce hero, hero succeeds.

      You were right, up until Psycho, where the introduced 'Hero' dies midway through the movie.

      Don't laugh. It was a real breakthrough in plot lines. Since then, many variants were invented, but movies are no longer RPG narratives.

      --
      If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
    17. Re:In Other News... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when MBAs are in charge of the studios instead of music/movie people who happen to have some business sense. MBAs are not passionate about what the business is producing; all they can see are numbers on a balance sheet and bullet points on a PowerPoint slide.

    18. Re:In Other News... by stienman · · Score: 1

      Obviously, then, the person who you thought was the hero was not. Think hard, who is the main character or focus for Psycho? Were they introduced? Did they die, or succeed?

      Of course, I've generalized too much, but that was part of my point anyway. The original poster complained that nothing was original or new. Well, guess what? That's because the poster remembers the old movies. The new movies are aimed at younger audiences. But even then, all movies are, at one level or another, the "same unimaginative story" that occured in an earlier creation. The original poster is simply setting their standard movie plot summary at a level such that any of today's movies fail. Movie a little further up the plot summary (more detail) and today's movies are very different.

      It's a matter of degree.

      -Adam

    19. Re:In Other News... by stienman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you generalise enough, you can boil almost any film down into "bad thing happens to good person; good person prevails". But that's being too general.

      That's exactly my point. If you summarize every movie today into a 5 word sentence, they all look unimaginative. If you give a whole paragraph they all look different. I'm simply commenting on the fact that the original poster has set their standards of creativity so high that it is unlikely they will find a movie that satisfies them which is also generally applicable to the mainstream audience.

      There is certainly a lack of originality in the majority of films where there is the possibility to be original.

      Again, it's a matter of degree. You, who appears to have seen a an average number of movies over your lifetime, will see similarities that are uncreative in newer movies. You are no longer the target audience.

      -Adam

    20. Re:In Other News... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Introduce hero, Kill hero (or hero's dreams)
      or
      Introduce hero, hero succeeds.

      Oh please. Tell me, which one of these two plots applies to the movie Sideways? About Schmidt? Requiem for a Dream? Waking Life? Memento? Hedwig and the Angry Inch? Boys Don't Cry? The Motorcycle Diaries? Human Traffic? Roger Dodger? Don't project your own lack of imagination or taste onto everyone else.

      Describe an artist, writer, composer, or book that would not only fullfill all your criteria for imaginative (ie, completely new idea, concept, etc) AND would have enough mainstream appeal to pay for its own production and distribution.

      You (like the movie execs) would be surprised, but the fact is there ARE enough people who actually want and appreciate quality movies enough for it to be profitable ... Sideways, for example, was an unexpected success and has grossed over $71,000,000 in less than year so far (production budget $16mil, hence they've already made over $55mil profit). OK, so it's not Star Wars, but it's still a lot of money, certainly you cannot complain that the market is 'too small to be able to make a profit'.

    21. Re:In Other News... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Ding ding ding! You're our winner!

      Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude, just pointing out that you hit the obvious nail right on the head. Why pay $16 (cheap in my area!) for me and my spouse to get 1hr and 45min of entertainment TOTAL when either one of us could go buy a video game for both of us for ~$80-$100 TOTAL for 20 - hundreds's of hours worth of entertainment? Or better yet, wait for the $24.99 DVD to come out and then enjoy it over and over again! Or just play hundreds of old nintendo games on an emulator on my computer for free. Or buy a book for the same price as a movie for, again, dozens of hours of entertainment.

      There's much cheaper ways to waste one's time these days being "entertained" than by going to the movies or buying the latest new pop/hip-hop/rap/quasi-rock band's CD for $20. And yes, that's the problem with killing all competition via the monopoly power of the MPAA and RIAA. Lack of competition leads to Lack of innovation; Lack of innovation leads to Lack of consumer interest; Lack of consumer interest in your products leads to LACK OF PROFIT!

    22. Re:In Other News... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Because it would be better with Tom Cruise? Lets face it if the movie sucks it doesn't matter who the actors are, good actors only serve to elevate a good movie to great, not redeem a crappy movie.

      Well, first of all, I will not give money to Jackass or Jackass-like endaevours.

      Secondly, he's not even an actor, he's just an idiot with a fanbase who relate to his lowest common denominator antics.

      Finally, IF the "actor" playing one of the leads is a talentless idiot picked for his "star power", THEN you know that the movie sucks without having to see it to confirm, the choices they made is enough metadata to make the call.

      I'm inclined to think that Jessica Simpson makes up for that.

      Meh, horseface has a nice bod', but there's better, and more nubile, girls on the net: Not gonna pay to go see crap just because there's a nice (but covered) body in some of the shots.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    23. Re:In Other News... by Peldor · · Score: 1

      Wait...wait...I've got a new one... We take a straight-laced cop, and hold on, get this, we pair him with a fast-talking wise guy for a few days. By the end of the story they learn to respect each other. Please don't tell anybody my idea, the script isn't quite finished yet.

    24. Re:In Other News... by stienman · · Score: 1

      You're not stripping enough away from the movies. We can work backwards, though:

      Introduce Hero, Hero succeeds --> can be upgraded to --> Introduce Hero(s), Hero(s) learn something about themselves/others around them.

      Like the penguin documentary? Try Introduce lots of heros throughout the movie - Some stuggle heroically and succeed, some fail, and some are just heros because they're cute.

      Some movies strip even more away and become Introduce Hero.

      That covers about half of your movies. Do I need to go on?

      Certainly you cannot complain that the market is 'too small to be able to make a profit'.

      I concede this general point. The movie studios, however, are not in the business to make a profit. They are in the business to make enough money to keep doing business the way they have always done business. This requires not merely a "profit" but a "blockbuster profit."

      Furthermore, it's very difficult to gauge whether an "alternative" storyline (which still fits into my two category system) will even cover its own expenses. It's a very risky venture. Are you going to take that risk? If you and a million of your friends are willing to pay $30 per ticket then perhaps you can form your own movie studio and absorb the cost of 4 out of 5 of your movies failing to pull a profit.

      Supply and demand. There is little supply because demand is so low.

      -Adam

    25. Re:In Other News... by jwdb · · Score: 1

      You see, that's why I love foreign movies - they're based on different stories.

      In my opinion every culture has a collection of plots, characters and situations that everybody generally knows, and that in some way are incorporated into most stories that come out of said culture. The thing is, each group of people has a different set, so when I watch a chinese movie, for instance, even if it is a rehash of old tales it's a completely new story for me.

      Of course, just try to find them in the cinemas anywhere...

      Jw

    26. Re:In Other News... by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I think the problem isn't with the basic plotlines and story, but the quality of writing has simply degraded. I'm having a hard time thinking of movies that are well written. "Office Space" was one of them, though. But most movies appear to me like filler. They base entire movies on stupid one-liners and then when something dramatic happens, there's nothing more to it. I think the writers rely too much on the actors. But when I hear a line, I want it to have three or more meanings, not just cutesy "who da man" lines. But apparently a lot of these writers just aren't capable of doing this consistantly.

    27. Re:In Other News... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      This is so true. Everything can be downloaded these days, yet I never want to download any of it because it just ain't worth stealing. It's not just movies, it's games and music as well. Corporations need to learn to invest in creativity, rather than trying to manage it. They've peddled to the lowest common denominator, only to now realize that the lowest common denominator doesn't have the money to purchase their crappy products. And those that do, have already moved on.

    28. Re:In Other News... by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      One particular film/song is successful so they just clone it and flog the same formula to death because they have no imagination whatsoever.

      Ah yes, kind of like this. The tracks not just similar, they're frighteningly similar, and very obviously a paint by numbers forumla effort.

      Jedidiah.

    29. Re:In Other News... by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      Look, most of the reason for the success of this species is that people are exceptionally good at copying things. If some new idea works better, adopt it and be rewarded.

      Other organisms are very restricted to relying on physical traits such that adapting to a new or rapidly changing environment may be impossible within a lifetime. Humans have the tremendous ability to think abstractly, which makes adapting more probable. But it's hard to reinvent tools or concepts each generation, so the ability to copy becomes very important.

      I welcome these "clones" in that there tend to be slight variations on a successful theme with, every once in a while, an outstanding work being created. If we couldn't have these clones, the "concept album" would have started and ended with Sgt Pepper and we might never have had Dark Side of the Moon.

      Also, using the previous example, I'd never be confused between the Beatles and Pink Floyd, but someone unfamiliar with the classic rock spectrum may see the latter as a clone of the former due to the many general similarities.

      I'm assuming that you don't like the general theme of the "blockbuster" set of clones, in which case all of that set are unappealing. There are other themes with their own set of clones that I bet you enjoy.

      As for some elements in the entertainment industry: they haven't adapted well to the current environment and it's showing. The unfortunate thing is that they've figured out how to make the government adapt to them. The control they exert in that scene does negatively affect those interested in providing alternatives.

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      This is not my sig.
    30. Re:In Other News... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1


      You were close.

      Try this: If you strip away enough you can get to the fact that every Hollywood movie has one of two plots:

      There is much more that can be conveyed in a movie than that. Go see some foreign films, documentaries, or independent films.

      More broadly, you were hitting on one of the basic elements in human story-telling - a protagonist. I ask that you please do not perform your insightful analysis on any famous literature, such as Shakespeare.

    31. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same with the whole entertainment business really, just take computer/console games for example.
      Tons of GTA III clones around.

    32. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you strip away enough you can get to the fact that every movie has one of two plots

      This same argument was made of the various world mythologies by Joseph Campbell back in the fifties in a now-famous book called "A Hero with a Thousand Faces." In it, he puts forth the argument that the various mythologies of the world all tell stories embodying a few universal themes about what it means to be living in this world, carving your path through it. This is our common humanity, and it should be unsurprising that, at the most basic level, even good movies develop common themes. According to George Lucas, Star Wars was largely based on Campbell's work, yet I've never read a review of the movie bashing it for rehashing millenium old themes.

      What I think makes a good movie is in large part fresh insight, or a fresh perspective, into the nature of these themes moreso than a fundamental reengineering of them. For example, that movies like Kill Bill v. 2, Old Boy and *insert Segal vehicle here* all deal with the theme of a hero seeking revenge doesn't mean that they are all equally good or bad films.

    33. Re:In Other News... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      You know what? Making movies is a risky thing to do. It's not "produce widgets", it's a creative thing and it requires a lot of love, talent and not an inconsiderable amount of luck.

      Sometimes, though, it can just be about it being quite a regular movie, but very well done. There's nothing revolutionary about a movie like True Lies, but it's entertaining.

      It's the movies I see that just look like they were put together by commitees of PR people and accountants. Have the latest actor, or preferably, the couple that are splashed across the tabloids at the moment, wrap it in some sort of vague story and make it. And the last 1/4 of it won't work because it's PR bullshit, not a story.

    34. Re:In Other News... by Zangief · · Score: 1

      Too bad. Seems you're missing out on the Masterpiece that is Batman Begins. If you plan to see one other movie this year, make it Batman Begins! You will not be disappointed!;

      I think you are A LITTLE biased about this movie.

      (hint: look at your username!)

    35. Re:In Other News... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I think you are A LITTLE biased about this movie.

      Well, I would be if it weren't for the origins of my Nick. Check this:

      http://www.drakeshangout.com/video/funny/batman.ht m

      After watching the movie, however, I am more proud of my nick than ever! :-)

    36. Re:In Other News... by vanka · · Score: 1
      If you strip away enough you can get to the fact that every movie has one of two plots:

      Introduce hero, Kill hero (or hero's dreams)
      or
      Introduce hero, hero succeeds.

      It's a matter of how deep you want to go. Every movie made now can certianly be compared to a movie made in the 70s. Or 60s. Or 80s. Etc.

      While you are correct that there are only two basic types of plots, a movie can still be original in how the hero succeeds or fails. Even a remake can be original and interesting if done correctly. Case in point: The Italian Job remake, in my opinion, was as good and even better than the original. It combined plot elements of the original with completly new material so that it did not seem as if I was watching the exact same movie with different actors. When a writer/producer/director does not even try to make their movie original is when the viewers start to get mad. For me this happened with Star Wars Episode II. Here was a supposedly new movie, but when I finished watching it, it seemed to be a remake of Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikews Back. I was not exactly mad (it was Star Wars after all), but I did feel ripped off.

    37. Re:In Other News... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Of the films you mentioned, I saw About Schmidt and Memento. About Schmidt is "Introduce hero, kill hero's dreams". Memento is "Hero succeeds, introduce hero".

    38. Re:In Other News... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Go see some foreign films, documentaries, or independent films.

      In which movie theater? At these gas prices?

    39. Re:In Other News... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I also liked the new Italian Job, not becuase it was a remake of the first one, but because it logically built on the story of the first one. According to interviews, they had always intended to make a sequal to the first one where the gold got stolen and they had to get it back again.

      The story got updated to newer technology and audience cultral expectations (e.g. the Benny Hill stuff was no longer considered acceptable), but it kept key elements of the first one - such as the minis and the big brass balls of the heist in the first place.

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    40. Re:In Other News... by dcam · · Score: 1

      I think we need to generalise further. I think we can bring this down to one simple generalisation:

      Stuff appears on a screen.

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      meh
    41. Re:In Other News... by idsofmarch · · Score: 1
      The story isn't in that bare framework, but in the journey between those two points. Think of Pulp Fiction, which had several story lines that intersected at strange points. Or, what about 2001, which still remains one of the best sci-fi films because of its silences and use of music. Think of the seminal works of film, that totally changed how we look at movies and story-lines and acting.

      I mean if you boil it all down, your life is nothing but birth, then death with some bits in between. But, I'd think you might argue that your life is more than just two events at the peripherial ends.

      --
      Anyone who whines about being modded down should be.
    42. Re:In Other News... by Zangief · · Score: 1

      The link redirects me to the main page of the forum.

      instructions?

    43. Re:In Other News... by slumberer · · Score: 1

      The reason the movie industry is declining is not so much due to the fact that there really are no new stories. It's due to the fact that there are so many other equivilant forms of entertainment available, and many are cheaper and more convenient.

      I can't say that I entirely agree with that. While the other forms of entertainment certainly contribute to their decline I think that the main reason is because they don't really tell stories. The movies they are churning out only focus on trying to make good looking movies and seem to have forgotten how to write decent dialogue that will make the story interesting and believable. They focus on predicatable one liners that introduce the next action sequence and don't contribute much to the story. It's kind of sad when you're watching a "tragic" scene in a movie and just feel like laughing because what the characters are saying is either too predictable or just impossible to believe.

    44. Re:In Other News... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Weird. That link has always worked before. Now it seems to be down. Try this one:

      http://www.advertisementave.com/tv/ad.asp?adid=30

    45. Re:In Other News... by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "At these gas prices?"

      Which raises another reason movies are in decline, the layout of communities has changed. Everyone who went to movies in droves is now living in a suburb, and there are no drive in theatres, and people have to drive 20 minutes through busy freeways to get to a mall-like parking lot, and sit in a mall-like atmosphere. Not everyone digs the mall scene, and there are very few homey theatres left in big-city USA [or Canada for that matter].

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    46. Re:In Other News... by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Movies and music should be creative endeavours and that implies an unquantifiable degree of risk. Imagine record labels doing something utterly unbelievable - signing musicians who are clearly good at what they do, but without considering exactly what type of music they make - instead of generic rubbish we'd have a huge variety of different music appearing constantly. Both movies and music are entertainment, but that doesn't prevent them from pushing the audience a bit instead of going for the lowest IQ out there and further numbing the brains of the audience.

      Movies are more expensive to make than music, but the costs could be reduced dramatically. We don't need the very expensive special effects for most movies. Sure they're nice, but we can actually get by without them. I'm sure little children get a kick out of them, but even though they keep getting more sophisticated the wow factor is gone - time to actually start trying something radical, like decent scripts instead of selling movies with yet more computer graphics. Cut actor pay. Give them a wage, say $1000 a day while they're filming, and a percentage of what the movie makes. Nobody needs to earn the stupid pay currently handed out to spoiled, overrated big stars. There are a lot of actors out there, most of them very good so use them instead the same tired bunch of brats. And while we're at it get rid of the ex-mob accountants (or do the mob hire ex-movie studio/record label accountants to hide their money?) - don't lie, just pay the participants what you owe.

  3. I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a somewhat surprisingly earnest assessment, the NYTimes has an article about the massive decline in movie-going that does not once try to blame piracy and file-sharing programs. It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame.

    But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    Obviously this article was conceived, written, and posted by a BitTorrent using hacker who wants to see the continued demise of Hollywood be blamed on the wrong parties. There is no way that Hollywood is putting out bad movies. Look at how much they cost to produce, direct, edit, and market!

    Even Robert Shaye, the studio leader behind "The Wedding Crashers," one of the summer's runaway hits, shares the worry about the industry's ability to connect with audiences. "I believe it's a cumulative thing, a seismic evolution of people's habits," said Mr. Shaye, chairman of New Line Cinema.

    Yeah, people are annoyed with the fact that they have to pay $9.00+ to see something that cost 100+ million to make and it fucking blows. "Wait for DVD" is an all to common quote, especially with the MPAA pushing them out to the stores as fast as they can in order to attempt to curb piracy in the theatre.

    It's really funny that they quoted Shaye. His movie, one of the few that did anything this summer (I haven't seen it yet), was done on a 40 million dollar budget and grossed nearly all of that back in its first weekend alone...

    In previous years, he said, "you could still count on enough people to come whether you failed at entertaining them or not, out of habit, or boredom, or a desire to get out of the house. You had a little bit of backstop."

    Yup, and honestly, it really seemed that it was more worth your while to spend quite a few dollars less, find a more enjoyable movie, and be able to relax for two hours. I can do that at home just as effectively for MUCH LESS money if I only wait for two months ($3.00 opposed to $18.50) and watch the DVD.

    The box office numbers have led to intense, broad-ranging conversations across Hollywood about the implications. Many studios have commissioned market research to investigate the causes of moviegoing behavior - or the lack thereof.

    Pay me, I guarantee you'll find out more and it will cost you less. I'll start you off here: pay the actors less money - they aren't worth 20+ million a movie. Don't use so many pointless special effects - they aren't working in most instances. Charge less for the movie so my ticket prices aren't $9+ -- you'll be able to better compete with DVD and people will be more likely to go to see the show. Ban cell phones, talking, and make adult only showings - it'll make adults more likely to see a movie w/o having to listen to a bunch of underaged kids, take calls, have their ringtones going, and spend the entire movie talking instead of watching the movie and/or making out. Finally, ask people what they think about it instead of whoever you have been paying to figure it out for you. In the article, Michael Lynton said:

    Audiences have gotten smart to the marketing, and they can smell the good ones from the bad ones at a distance.

    If we can why can't you? Seems like an open and shut case to me.

    1. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Michael Lynton, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, which had some flops this summer, including the science fiction action movie "Stealth" and the romantic comedy "Bewitched." "Audiences have gotten smart to the marketing, and they can smell the good ones from the bad ones at a distance."


      So they guy who Ok'd stealth is aware that we can smell stinkers? Maybe he should have elevated the public in his mind before giving that steaming pile the greenlight (Of, course I'm only assuming its terrible, I haven't been to a movie this summer)
    2. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood doesn't care if it releases sub-par crap as long as the public goes to see it. It's all about marketing. That's why special effects have become so big - make it look as good as possible in the previews and you'll make your money back plus some. Hollywood is banking the majority of society will be sheep when it comes to ads - and thus far they've had it nailed.

      I find it refreshing to hear that maybe, just maybe, many of the sheep out there are starting to wake up and think for themselves.

    3. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Harbinjer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What if all the studios agreed to a salary cap for stars? No one makes more than $5 million and set a maximum percentage too.

      What will change is people needing to have better scipts to attract stars instead of higher paychecks.

      Some sports leagues have done this, why not hollywood. It would make it less about the money and more about good films and not just brainless summer flicks.

      On the other hand, with salary caps, either the director or producer makes more money, or the studio does. So it would be more profitable for them, but would that do anything to improve quality of films, or would we just get more bad movies?

    4. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by mockchoi · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that movies are necessarily worse than they used to be. I used to go to lots of movies, and lots of them sucked. The ones that I didn't go to, I'd usually rent, if it was a genre that I liked. Lots of them sucked too. Now though...man, I have a hard time even renting a movie anymore. I feel like I've seen them all before. I'm so sick of all the 'stars'. I'm so sick of sequels and remakes, both the overt ones, and movies that aren't *really* remakes, but are exactly the same as 10 other movies I've seen. It's no wonder the theatres are so full of kids nowadays, at least it's a movie they maybe haven't seen; I usually have.

    5. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      > > Many studios have commissioned market research to investigate the causes of
      > > moviegoing behavior - or the lack thereof. > Pay me, I guarantee you'll find out more and it will cost you less.

      Are you sure? You might have the people who *do* go enjoy their films a lot more, but what matters at the end of the day is (ticket price + average snack spend) * bums on seats. And although my gut reaction is that there's some truth in what you say, I wouldn't automatically assume that it's all true, or that it'll necessarily lead to increased profit.

      Market research is often very evil, but done properly it should give you the actual answers to your questions, not what you think *should* be the answer.

      > > Audiences have gotten smart to the marketing, and they can smell the good ones
      > > from the bad ones at a distance.

      > If we can why can't you? Seems like an open and shut case to me.

      Because that refers to *after* the film's been made. By then it's too late; the producers are still going to want to get some money out of it whether it stinks or not.

      Of course, there's some stuff that people could "tell" is going to be horrible before it gets made... but then lots of horrible films still make big money at the box office, and never forget that Hollywood is in the business of making *money*.

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    6. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Many studios have commissioned market research to investigate the causes of moviegoing behavior - or the lack thereof


      So... We're in trouble because we're not creating enough diverse and original material.

      Hey I've got a great idea. We should hire a market reseach firm to analyze the public, run some statistics, and figure out exactly what the average American wants. We can then create a movie plot formula that will appeal perfectly to the average American, thus generating hit after hit.

      It's sure to work
    7. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Giggles+Of+Doom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno. Most of the movies I go to see are rated R, and thus don't have children in the audience. But, they all have had annoying clumps of adults that talk for the entire film. Its gotten so bad that I only ever go to the "big" movies anymore. Ones that loose something when they move to DVD. Episode 3, LotR, and I'll see Serenity. But overall its an unplesant experience to go to the theater.
      The cell phone thing is annoying, of course. I remember when I went to see Fellowship of the Ring that someone's phone went off FIVE TIMES before they figured out that it was theirs. Obviously, after the 2nd time the audience was out for blood. If someone else's phone goes off, check to make sure yours is on viberate. It's really not that hard.

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    8. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by tsarmallon · · Score: 1

      To complement your point, perhaps the problem stems, in part, from the commercialisation of movies and actors. Most Americans are more concerned with the plight of Brad and Jennifer, and not complex issues of greater importance. The movies have become about style, not substance. I suppose the same can be said of television shows. It is easier to watch the Donald Trump show than to view something for its aesthetic, or intellectual value. With exceptions, many actors are sought after because of their off-screen behavior, rather than their acting skills. Perhaps the commercialisation of actors, and the film genre is to blame for the downfall in the quality of movies. I recently viewed the Island, and was amazed at the amount of product placement and other forms of advertisement. There are, of course, notable exceptions. Many of the exceptions even featured the movie stars, who were featured because of their acting skills, not their off screen behavior.

    9. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Aside from saving money, one of the main reasons that some sports teams have salary caps so that teams in smaller markets can still hire players that are near the same caliber as the players in the big markets. That helps even the playing field in talent between the two teams playing. That in turn makes for FAR more interesting games that watching 3 teams from major markets consistantly blow away all the teams from smaller markets by 10x their score.

      Sports do it to make the competition somewhat more level and interesting. What's the incentive for one studio to set a market cap? So they can level the playing field with another studio??? They don't compete one-on-one. They compete for total number of $$$.

    10. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, Slashdot, where somebody who has never worked in an industry thinks that all its problems are simple.

      Stars: Like it or not, stars can sell a movie. "War of the Worlds" probably sold a lot more tickets with Tom Cruise in in that it would have without him. Theoretically, the people who become stars do so because of some sort of acting talent as well, so the money you pay for a star buys you lot of publicity, some "fan" ticket sales, and a more solid movie due to good acting. (Note the "theoretically" word. I am not actually claiming that certain stars can act.) If the studios didn't think they were getting their money's worth, they wouldn't pay it. Pure capitalism.

      Anything artistic is a big risk. Everyone interprets art differently, so something that works really well for some people will totally flop with others. Worse, it is very hard to tell how something is going to turn out before you begin, especially if you are being adventurous. The way to make a great movie is to aim for the fringes, where it is novel and different, but doesn't alienate the mainstream. If you go a little too far, your audience drops off fast. You can stay mainstream and not risk that, but then you have a hard time attracting interest in the first place (so you add more effects, more violence, and more sex). If you follow what worked before then you risk getting panned as derivative, but if you don't then you're shooting in the dark and not learning from experience. Some things seem pretty obvious, especially after watching a bad movie, but it's rarely as easy as "do this" or "don't do that".

      So, I don't think their problems are quite as simple as you make them out to be. Personally, I like going to movies in the theater, mostly because I already spend too much time in my living room (that's where the computer is). I go to early shows, so I rarely have issues with the audience.

    11. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by dthrall · · Score: 1

      What do you have against teens making out in theatres?

      If anything, those are the kids that sit in the back and don't say a word the entire movie. I'd rather have a teenage couple making out in the back row than sitting in the row in front of me and causing a ruckus.</humor>

      Also, the cell phone issue is addressed in most theatres (which I base upon the 4 or so different theatres that I attend in this area). The big problem is not having cellular phones in a theatre (in some cases, its avoidable, esp. when I'm on call), the problem is that the cell phones are not on Silent mode. Usually, if a cell phone goes off, the disruption is not intentional, the person just forgot to switch to silent. The way this is dealt with in most theatres is not to ban them, but rather to display a reminder right after the commercials, but before the movie begins.

      I'll agree that adult showings are a great idea (because many 13-15 year old groups do tend to be rude more often than older groups), but that is partially taken care of by the rating system. If you attend a G or PG movie, don't be surprised if there are baby/toddler sounds throughout... if you go to a PG-13 movie, expect their will be early teens being who they are at this point in their lives. If you go to an R-rated movie, you should expect a respectful audience.

    12. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by neoform · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it's the individual movie theater that sets the ticket price and rules. Not the producers of the film.

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    13. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Audiences have gotten smart to the marketing, and they can smell the good ones from the bad ones at a distance.

      If we can why can't you? Seems like an open and shut case to me.

      They can. Problem is, they used to not have to care. The hoardes used to drop their money on it anyway. Lots of movies equaled lots of money. Now people are getting tired of wathcing the crap (I think a lot of people have shorter attention spans too, which doesn't help boring films). This means they'll have to make a product instead of basically printing their own money. Wouldn't you be a little peeved too?
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    14. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Joffrey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Salary Caps == Antitrust Violation.

      MLB has a statutory exemption.

      NFL/NBA/NHL/etc. have an exemption because the caps are part of a "collective bargaining agreement."

      So a salary cap would violate the antitrust laws unless you somehow convinced SAG to agree (pretty unlikely, I think).

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    15. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by bilbravo · · Score: 1

      On the same note, about prices going up... I noticed this quote of a statistic in the article:

      "The drop in ticket sales from last summer to this summer, the most important moviegoing season, is projected to be 9 percent by Labor Day, and the drop in attendance is expected to be even deeper, 11.5 percent"

      The drop in attendance was more than the drop in sales. Shouldn't they be somewhat the same? 2.5 percent difference is A LOT of money... so we can obviously conclude that the rising ticket prices has something to do with attendance. I went to a movie the other day with my girlfriend and it cost us $18.50!

      I also agree with the sentiment that Hollywood needs to come up with better ideas. Sequels are ok, but remakes ARE NOT! Batman Begins, Star Wars... both did great. Dukes of Hazzard, Bad News Bears, Honemooners DID NOT!

    16. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Himring · · Score: 1

      I was rather shocked and disappointed, recently, when I could not take my seven-year old daughter to the movies and get one adult and one child's ticket and one bag of small popcorn and two small cokes for under $20. Since that was the amount of cash I got from the atm, and since I had no time to run back as the movie was starting, I had to pay for a water which cost me $1 -- from the tap.

      Not to mention the fact that I then found I had exposed her to some movie about Michael Jackson torturing children in some candy factory (Charlie And The Chocolate Factory).

      And Hollywood wonders why they're losing money....

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    17. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      Maybe the writers should be getting a bigger piece of the pie.

      After all, there are plenty of great actors who end up being in shoddy films.

      Most movies out there that aren't any good don't come from crummy special effects or even bad acting, but bad writing.

      Fix the fundamental flaw in today's movies before trying to fix anything else.

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    18. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by bung-foo · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Individual theaters do not set the prices for anything. The corporate people set the candy and soda prices and the distributor sets the ticket prices.

      Ticket prices are set based on an average wealth by geographical region sort of formula.

      The theater typically gets less then 10% of the ticket cost for a movie. Almost all of the money that the theater uses to run comes from concessions sales.

    19. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No. Just, no.

      Vibrate is not what you set cell phones to in the theater, unless you're willing to just walk out when it goes off.

      I've seen too many people who think setting it vibrate means you're allowed to answer it in the theater. You are not. Just turn the damn thing off unless you're a doctor or your mother is on her deathbed. If a call isn't important enough that it makes you leave the theater, you shouldn't have answered it in the first place.

      Honestly, people, we used to do without cell phones. You'd go hours without being reachable. If it's one of those few hours a week you need to be reachable, don't go and see a damn movie in the first place.

      And, BTW, this include text messages. You're not allowed send text messages during movies. It seems like, logically, this would be okay, but almost all text messaging is accompanied with flashes of light, giggling, and whispering and showing your phone to your friends.

      So, basically, do not turn the phone on vibrate. It seems like it would be fine, but it's too open to abuse. Don't mess with your damn cell phone at all. Turn it off, or on silent so it records missed calls, and forget about it.

      If you want to do stuff while you're watching movies, watch them at a home. When you watch a movie, the only think you should be reacting to is the movie, or your friends reactions to the movie. I'm willing to put up with whispered 'Is that the guy that was in The X-Files?', but not 'Oh, Frank just broke up with Jessica' because you just got some damn text message.

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    20. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by neoform · · Score: 1

      Nope, 85% of the ticket price goes back to the distributor (for the first week), then that percentage drops. The price is infact set by the theater (or the theater's owner, same thing). The distributor generally rewards theaters with higher prices with better movies since it means they will be making more money per ticket, which helps the increase of prices.. but the distributors themselves, do not set the price.

      I know this because i've worked at several movie theaters in management.

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    21. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I agree, I think movies and movie making should not be as commercial as they are now.

      At the end of the 1800's things were much different.

    22. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War of the Worlds" probably sold a lot more tickets with Tom Cruise in in that it would have without him. Theoretically, the people who become stars do so because of some sort of acting talent as well, so the money you pay for a star buys you lot of publicity, some "fan" ticket sales, and a more solid movie due to good acting. (Note the "theoretically" word. I am not actually claiming that certain stars can act.)

      Tom Cruise's media circus fanned by the flames of the retarded morons that surround us made War of the Worlds "successful". People are obsessed with the overpaid "stars". They love to hate their antics, sex lives, reality TV shows, etc.

      It has NOTHING to do w/the "stars" themselves. It has to do w/the media sucking the morons in to pay attention.

      For someone that alludes to "working in the industry" you're awfully full of shit.

      I go to early shows, so I rarely have issues with the audience.

      I solved the problem. You remove cell phones and kids. Regardless of the show you're fine.

      Stop being a self-indulgent fucktard. You aren't going to win on Slashdot.

    23. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Delphiki · · Score: 1
      So a salary cap would violate the antitrust laws unless you somehow convinced SAG to agree (pretty unlikely, I think).

      Unlikely, but not out of the realm of possibility.. What percent of their membership will ever make enough that it would effect them? Less than one tenth of one percent I'd guess? If the studios could convince them it would benefit their profession as a whole by getting more movies made, or something like that, it's concievable.

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    24. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by bung-foo · · Score: 1

      It probably depends on the theater chain then because I have also worked in management for the chain I work for and we definately do not set our own prices.

    25. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom Cruise's media circus fanned by the flames of the retarded morons that surround us made War of the Worlds "successful". People are obsessed with the overpaid "stars". They love to hate their antics, sex lives, reality TV shows, etc.

      Which was largely my point. Tom Cruise made the movie more successful. Not necessarily by doing anything, but just by being Tom Cruise and being part of the movie. Is it worth $20M to have him in your movie if his media circus attracts $30M in viewers? Yes.

      For someone that alludes to "working in the industry" you're awfully full of shit.

      I'm not in the industry. I merely said that the GGP wasn't, either. And you have failed to show that I am full of shit in any way.

      I solved the problem. You remove cell phones and kids. Regardless of the show you're fine.

      And you lose revenue from millions of kids, possibly more than you gain from happier adults. Cell phones I'd agree with. Most theaters don't allow them, but don't enforce the ban well enough.

      Stop being a self-indulgent fucktard. You aren't going to win on Slashdot.

      The latter is totally true. I don't recall being self-indulgent, though, but I'll take your word for it. I just hang around here because the people are so friendly.

    26. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by drsanchez · · Score: 1

      Better yet would be the method that indie filmmakers with no money use: Pay people in percentages of what the film makes. Actor A gets 5%, Actor B gets 3%, director gets 10%, writer gets ....
      Or maybe a base salary plus a percentage, like salesmen.

    27. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      The studios bought the DMCA, they can buy an exemption from the anti-trust laws too.

      They know where the Capitol is, they just got to send the money.

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    28. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Damvan · · Score: 1

      What world is this that you expect no kids in a R rated movie? Around here, R rated movies are filled with kids. Remember, R does not mean they are not allowed, it means they need to be with a parent. Well, one parent pulls up in a minivan, disgorges 10 teenagers out of it, buys them all tickets to that R movie, and drives away. When I saw Saving Private Ryan at the theater, I was treated to not one, but 2 different running commentaries on the movie, one by a 4 year old boy behind me, and another by a bout 6 year girl in front of me, both with parents there encouraging the discussions! I do not go to the theater anymore, and it is not cause of the price, parking, movies, etc, it is 100% because of the assholes in the audience. The past 10 movies I have seen (over a course of 4 years) were all ruined experiences due to inconsiderate assholes.

    29. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by sharkey · · Score: 1
      ...make adult only showings - it'll make adults more likely to see a movie w/o having to listen to a bunch of underaged kids...

      And, on the flip side, do what Kerasotes does: Have "Mom/baby/kids" showings. First showing on Tuesdays here, Kerasotes turns down the sound, sets the house lights at about 50% and encourages parents with little ones to attend that showing so they can be comfortable dealing with the kids, talking, etc.

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    30. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by neoform · · Score: 1

      Well i worked for a rather large AMC theater as well as an independant.

      Local management at the AMC doesn't set the prices themselves, but make suggestions to head office where they approve it. Same goes for concession prices. All in all the prices are set by the theater chain and not the distributors.

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    31. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Big name actors are needed for shitty movies perhaps. But look at most big hits and they have great storylines and good acting. No offense to actors but they arent as rare as great compelling stories. List our your all time favourite movies and how having a big ticket star would make or break them. Most of the movies i've enjoyed over the past few years were largely great movies and had little to do with who was in them. Did you guys watch the first Matrix because of Keanu's acting chops? not so much, wedding crashers? batman begins? My big fat greek wedding? the original star wars? the titanic was popular among teens because of dicaprio's n kate winslet's star status? my point being great movies make stars not the other way around. And hollywood is well aware of that. On the other hand people do go to watch stars which acts as an insurance policy when they think their movie may be a stinker

    32. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Sorry for replying to my own message but look at http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/ and the number of those movies that were 'made' because of star power...

    33. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by masdog · · Score: 1

      Pay me, I guarantee you'll find out more and it will cost you less. I'll start you off here: pay the actors less money - they aren't worth 20+ million a movie. Don't use so many pointless special effects - they aren't working in most instances. Charge less for the movie so my ticket prices aren't $9+ -- you'll be able to better compete with DVD and people will be more likely to go to see the show. Ban cell phones, talking, and make adult only showings - it'll make adults more likely to see a movie w/o having to listen to a bunch of underaged kids, take calls, have their ringtones going, and spend the entire movie talking instead of watching the movie and/or making out. Finally, ask people what they think about it instead of whoever you have been paying to figure it out for you.

      Here is a good idea. Instead of spending all this extra money on special effects and actors, vette the script a few more times. I don't want to see some lame story with eye candy for special effects and poor dialog. I want something that makes sense - something that I don't have to rationalize in order to enjoy it.

      Could someone make sure that George Lucas reads this....

    34. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by motherball · · Score: 1

      What if all the studios agreed to a salary cap for stars?

      Better yet, Dont hire stars that cost over $5 million at all. High-cost stars tend to ruin a movie's ability to simply tell a story. Part of the packaging methodology is to put one or more household name actor into a movie to insure that the movie has the bare minimum draw to provide return on investment.

      Almost every movie with Jamie Fox or Tom Cruise or Tim Robbins or whoever.. __(big name here)__ just sucks though by definition. Really good movies are able to stand on their own. Napolean Dynamite for instance has a medium size cast of people that no one has ever heard of, but they are all wonderful and the movie becomes universally successful. not an insult to the audience. Big budget blockbusters treat the audience as consumers, not as people.

    35. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Maybe the writers should be getting a bigger piece of the pie.

      You've heard of "studio accounting", right? The same accounting that means long after a movie has grossed many times its production costs, it is still somehow still in the red, and has no "profits" to pay people a percentage of? And both the MPAA and RIAA companies do this.

      Most movies out there that aren't any good don't come from crummy special effects or even bad acting, but bad writing.

      I agree with you 100% there. These days the studio formula seems to be so tied to special effects that some movies are little more than special effects demos. Remember (I know it's hard because you've repressed it) Wild Wild West starring Will Smith? When I saw the trailer for it, I knew it was not only going to be a total suck-fest, but a total suck-fest with really shiny special effects.

      It's simple. Hollywood can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. Nor do they seem to be interested in anyone who can, except grudgingly after the fact when one slips through to the theatre screens. Then they try to copy it in every way other than good writing because there must be some "formula" that made it a success.

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    36. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      What if all the studios agreed to a salary cap for stars?

      Then the stars could go independent and make their movies without the studios. Or they could take two jobs producer/actor or director/actor etc and sidestep this.

      The problem is, if all the studios agree but one, then this studio can get the stars for salary cap + $1. Makes it cheaper for them to get the stars, and all the other studios lose out. So they in turn would leave the agreement, start to offer more again and so on... You really have the very basics of a market economy working against your plan.

      Also - lots of people watch a movie solely because actor X is in it. So from a market perspective, an actor can demand that much, because a movie in which he stars earns that much. I don't see how you could get around this unless you use massive government regulation, and in this case it would be easy to circumvent these regulations. Not to talk of just producing the movie outside of the US. Ireland is a good place for that - artists don't pay taxes there. (Strangely a lot more movies play in Dublin as one might expect for such a tiny country.)

      I think a better way might be to give more weight to who writes the movie - give the script writers more visibility, then maybe people might be more willing to chose the movie they want to see according to the writer, rather than the actor. I wouldn't count on that though.

      Other than that, the studios will just have to invest a bit more, just hire better writers and hope the influx of better movies will lift up the market and increase revenues in the long term. Hey here is an idea: they could use the money they spend lobbying in Washington on that instead...

    37. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by garcia · · Score: 1

      Actually it's the individual movie theater that sets the ticket price and rules. Not the producers of the film.

      The movie costs a certain amount to buy which is relative to how much it cost to make or how well the theatre believes it will do.

      Thus, in effect, the makers of the movie set the price.

    38. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Why not get rid of unneeded effects, stars, hotshot producers, etc and just make our own movies? How many actors, writers, etc would be interested in making a movie even if they weren't going to pay them directly?

      There is no reason an opensource process won't work for movies. They might start out rough but they'd get better as we got more experience, the process caught on with non-geeks, and we got better equipment.

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    39. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      How about just hire new actors? The big stars aren't the only ones that can act well. I love it when I go see a movie and I don't recognize a single face, yet everyone can act well. To me, one of the worst things I can see in a movie is the same face that I've seen in 10 other movies. Sure, some actors have a unique style that might be good to use in a particular movie. But most parts can be played by multiple people because it is a generic part that involves normal acting and emotions, so just pick up someone that hasn't hit the big time yet and will take $0.5 million to do the whole movie. Whether or not you agree that these are good actors or not ... I'm sick of seeing Tom Cruise as the hot shot, or Matt Damon as the quirky guy, or Robert De Niro as the rough mob guy, etc, etc (sorry, I couldn't think of any women of the top of my head that I was sick of seeing since most of the ones I recall are hotties). Somes rolls are refreshing though because it really does seem like a completely new person ... I.E. Jim Carrey in Pet Detective / Cable guy versus Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    40. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by neoform · · Score: 1

      a theater does not "buy" a film.

      the only thing it costs to get a movie is the delivery costs.
      ticket sales are then divided between the theater and the distributor. in a movie's first week that percentage can be 85% or, if it's a george lucas film.. 100% of ticket sales goes back to the distributor.

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    41. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by ccp · · Score: 1


      What if all the studios agreed to a salary cap for stars? No one makes more than $5 million and set a maximum percentage too.

      What if at least one of the studios gives leading roles to some of the great actors/actresses that aren't stars?

    42. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Then, on the other hand, there are certain stars that seem to attract a following. For example, my Mum will probably go see the next Julia Roberts movie, based largely on the fact that Julia Roberts will star in it, and she has liked previous Julia Roberts movies. My brother likes action movies, so films like Kindergarten Cop got him to watch because they contained a familiar name, even if it wasn't really the genre he was into. I know other people who like Robin Williams, and give every movie he makes a shot.

      I suppose the difference is that these actors aren't really just the star of the season - they've made a bunch of movies before, and people who liked most of the previous movies will probably go see the new film based on the strength of the star's past record.

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    43. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      This shows how people gloss over the failures. I can't think of a single actor that hasn't been in several appalling movies. Most of the time its a bad movie that no actor can save, but also probably half the stars in Hollywood can't actually act either.

    44. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      There's no shortage of good actors, most of them never appear in Hollywood. Studios could use the mountain of actors out there. They could even make it a selling point - "We don't keep using the same tired, lazy, overpriced, spoiled ham actors."

      There's also no shortage of good musicians or interesting new music, despite the appearance create by the major labels.

    45. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      They're allowed to sell water that came out the tap? I thought that was generally illegal in civilised countries.

    46. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Himring · · Score: 1

      I suppose you're right. It was water from the fountain machine then. Still, it wasn't bottled, and I drank it from the cup....

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  4. Hollywood bigwigs NOT blaming pirates? by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick, someone check for the 4 Horsemen. Repent, sinners! While you still can!

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  5. A filmmaker's perspective by robyannetta · · Score: 1, Interesting
    You're right. Today's movies suck. The only films worth seeing within the last decade was the LOTR trilogy.

    Hell, even my movies suck. I wouldn't want to see them on the big screen, nor would I want people wasting $7 per ticket to go see them. That's why I've adopted Creative Commons as a licencing scheme, released it as "free to copy and share" and just release everything on the internet.

    COMING SOON: "I Know What You Did Last Friday The 13th During That Cultist Teenage Chainsaw Massacre Thingy Part VIII"

    Would you pay to see this shit?

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    1. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      Would you pay to see this shit?

      If that was the tagline, sure. Any movie that doesn't take itself seriously is bound to have at least campy humor, as opposed to today's "oh-so-wacky ethnic mismatch action/comedy number 3243253".

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    2. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      COMING SOON: "I Know What You Did Last Friday The 13th During That Cultist Teenage Chainsaw Massacre Thingy Part VIII"

      Would you pay to see this shit?

      Will there be boobs?

    3. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1
      You're right. Today's movies suck. The only films worth seeing within the last decade was the LOTR trilogy.

      While the quality of "blockbusters" may be questionable, there are recent fairly mainstream films out there that are just as good as any old films. I'll name a few, which will inevitably provoke lots of people crying "but they sucked", but IMO films like Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine.., 28 Days Later, O Brother Where Art Thou (or earlier Coen Brother films), are evidence that films aren't all crap. Sure, 90% of films are rubbish, but 90% have always been rubbish - it's just that we forget the old rubbish ones. Just because the latest big budget films (e.g. Star Wars) were poor doesn't mean no good films are being made, released, and watched by a lot of people.

    4. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by muckdog · · Score: 1

      I pretty much agree here but I think it worth pointing out the Pixar films (Incredibles, Nemo, Tpy Story, Monsters Inc.) have all been sucessful, in my opinion due to the fact that they actually had a good story. Without a good story all you have is Sky Captain

    5. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by Cerdic · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I've seen a lot of films in the past 10 years that blow away everythin else. Some examples:

      Run Lola Run (German)
      A Tale of Two Sisters (Korean)
      Vera Drake (British)
      Following (British)

      Oh wait, there's a theme here. These films aren't coming out of Hollywood! I also know that I've seen some good US made indy films.

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    6. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you bring a date

    7. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by gowen · · Score: 1

      films like Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine.., 28 Days Later, O Brother Where Art Thou (or earlier Coen Brother films) I didn't care for some of those but your point is well made. The problem is, once upon a time major studios would make "little" pictures because occasionally you got a runaway success, and anyway, the cost was minute compared to the profits your blockbuster made, so it didn't really matter. Now that blockbusters aren't making a lot of money, its cutting off one of the funding channels for the sort of smaller quirky movie that we both seem to enjoy.

      If Fox's blockbusters don't make much money, Fox won't be funding next years "Garden State" (or whatever).

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    8. Re:A filmmaker's perspective by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Only films worth seeing in the last decade?

      What about American Beauty? Finding Nemo? Seven? Gladiator? Saving Private Ryan? Fight Club? Donnie Darko? Shrek? Usual Suspects? Hotel Rwanda?

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  6. How about prices once you're inside? by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 0, Redundant

    While the movie studios don't have direct control over these prices, a $10 admission and a $3 hot dog in the theater seems a little ridiculous.

    1. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by hazee · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the studios *do* have a huge influence on the prices at cinemas.

      It's the studios that are paying actors $X million per movie.

      It's the studios that are blowing $X million on special effects, even when they're not necessary.

      And, my favourite, it's now the studios that are pushing hard to have cinemas adopt digital projection systems, so that the studios can save on duplication and distribution costs. Of course, the cinemas never get to see any of this saving - just the reverse; they get landed with hefty bills for the new equipment.

      So don't be too hard on the cinema chains. They have to break even somehow. Blame the studios.

    2. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by robertjw · · Score: 1

      The studios don't have 'direct' control, but from what I understand they cause the problem. The studios control which theatres they distribute to. Have you noticed that most theatres these days are big corporate owned monstrosities. Where I live, most of the smaller theatres have closed up and everything remaining is AMC, UA or the like. These big corporations set prices and charge what they want for a hot dog. If the studios would encourage more private ownership and make it easier for a theatre to make money we might see less gouging at the concession stand.

      Too bad the studios don't harness all of this cool home theatre equipment to encourage smaller theatres. How cool would it be if you could start your own 2 screen 200 seat theatre for a relatively small investment using the latest home equipment and get movies distributed on DVDs.

    3. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by Skadet · · Score: 0

      The studios have almost total control of ticket prices, since nearly 100% of the ticket sales go to them. The theatres have to purchase their screens and projectors and bulbs and THX certification somehow, so they charge $3 for a hot dog. I wouldn't mind so much if the experience was classier. One theatre I went to even had soda all over the screen!

    4. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by OsirisX11 · · Score: 1

      Yes they do. Watch this.

      1. Miramax to Theaters: Hey..if you want our movies..cut the high priced shit out.
      Theaters: but..!
      2...

      $$ LESS PROFIT $$

    5. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Where's the money?

      Well, the movie studio does set the ticket price, for the most part. And the movie studio gets all of that money too. The theatre chain pays the cashiers to sell you the ticket, but they do not keep any of that money. Plus they usually have to pay a lump sum up front just to get the film in the first place.

      So how does the theatre chain pay for the lump sum and cashier and electricity and popcorn and everything else? Not the ticket. They get it from the popcorn and drinks. The markup is so ridiculous because that is most of their income for an otherwise very expensive operation. Others include commercials and promotions before the films. All the stuff you mostly don't like about theatres are there because it is their income.

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    6. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by who_said_so · · Score: 1

      But would it be in the interest of Miramax et el to force their revenue streams out of business? How do they sell their movies if no one can make money from showing them?

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    7. Re:How about prices once you're inside? by OsirisX11 · · Score: 1

      Surprise: People are more willing to buy movies if they don't suck, and are cheaper. So spend less money on the actors and LEGAL FEES associated with suing p2p people, and focus on plots.

      Movie theaters need to post the actual times the movies start, they already started doing this in New York IIRC, and show only previews (NO ADS) before the movies.
      Again, even if the movie theaters cut prices, it won't matter, because people will actually COME to the theaters and pay a reasonable price for drinks of all sizes to be FREE REFILLS and respect theaters for not being dicks and triyng to rape the consumer.

      We're not idiots, but they think we are. Then they wonder why we don't want to be sheep. DUH.

  7. Target market? by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps because most Hollywood movies are targeted at 13-year-old American girls? Like, Oh My God, how could they, like, not get it?

    1. Re:Target market? by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really : Many of the worst blockbuster films of the last year ("Stealth", "The Island", "Fantastic Four" and IMHO "Revenge Of The Sith") are clearly marketed at boys of various ages.

      But they're bad films: badly written, badly plotted and largely badly acted. Sure, they're nice to look at, but they're stultifyingly dull. The problem isn't the "13 year old girl" market, it's the fact that most of Hollywood has almost no desire to make films that appeal to adults, and even less of an idea how to make them.

      Wedding Crashers may not have been clever, but at least it treated us like adults -- not necessarily the most sophisticated adults -- and aimed its jokes appropriately. It was also one of the summers few hits.

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    2. Re:Target market? by terrymr · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need two more likes and a ya know in that sentence.

    3. Re:Target market? by eMartin · · Score: 3, Funny


      Oh come on...

      A movie just came out that was made specifically for slashdotters!

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422

    4. Re:Target market? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But they're bad films: badly written, badly plotted and largely badly acted.

      Exactly. Anyone want to guess how long it took to work out the plot for Stealth? I'll bet that it was less than a day myself.

      I think I could make a generalization that would go far in predicting a good movie in advance: If the movie is based on the work of a highly regarded author, then it has a good change of being worth the money. Why? Because you don't usually become a highly regarded author with out having some talent for telling a story. And if the screenwriters don't botch the plot and stay reasonably true to the storyline, you might end up with a good movie.

      All of these movies that Hollywood keeps throwing together based on some off-the-wall catch phrase or popular buzz word start off with a serious disadvantage. One of the key characteristics that seem to appear in those quick-fix movies are ultra extremes. You know, where jokes aren't just meant to be funny, they has to be of such an extreme nature that they top the last three remakes that featured the same jokes (as an example, the jokes in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo come to mind -- Please note: This does not imply that Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was a good movie).

      Another Hollywood characteristic of the typical bad movie -- remakes remakes remakes. The percentage of original ideas coming out of Hollywood these days is pretty low. One reason for this (IMHO) is the perpetual extension of copyright. No need to come up with an original idea if you can simply regurgitate that same old movie modernized with new special effects.

      OK, 'nough of my ranting...I now return you to the show currently in progress...

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    5. Re:Target market? by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Another Hollywood characteristic of the typical bad movie -- remakes remakes remakes. The percentage of original ideas coming out of Hollywood these days is pretty low. One reason for this (IMHO) is the perpetual extension of copyright. No need to come up with an original idea if you can simply regurgitate that same old movie modernized with new special effects.

      So letting "Dukes of Hazzard" into the public domain, thus allowing ANYBODY to make a movie based on it, would do good things for the state of film?

      I think the worst trend in movies today is the straight remake. A movie doesn't have to have an original idea...good, even excellent, movies have been made based on books, plays, or comic books for decades. But the new fad of making movies based either on older movies (which tend to be bad) or on old TV shows (which are almost guaranteed to be bad) is, in my opinion, a sign of the coming apocalypse.

      Oh, and any movie based either on a Saturday Night Live skit, or based around the personality of a former Saturday Night Live star (exceptions made for Chris Farley and Adam Sandler), runs the risk of ripping the fabric of the space and time with the sheer force of its sucking.

      So what do they give us? 70's TV show remakes followed by Will Ferrell* movies followed by more 70's TV show remakes. Then they scratch their heads wondering why nobody goes to the movies anymore. Even the occasional blockbuster special-effects bonanza isn't always enough to draw many people out of their living rooms anymore...they've been decieved too many times before.

      Oh, and sequels. Every movie that does well in the theatre does not necessarily require a sequel. There are movies that in no way inspire the need for a sequel. Just enjoy the success and keep an eye out for the next good idea. Don't destroy a good thing.

      So yeah, mostly I'm just agreeing with you...I just felt the need to bitch and get a little of that off my chest.

      * - Will Ferrell can be hilarious as a bit part or minor player in a movie, but any movie starring him makes me want to kill things. He, to me, embodies the whole problem with movies based on SNL skits/actors: that which is funny for 3-5 minutes is not necessarily funny for 90 or 120.

    6. Re:Target market? by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      most of Hollywood has almost no desire to make films that appeal to adults, and even less of an idea how to make them

      Twenty years or so ago I did a marketing study for Fox about movie attendance. At that time people aged 12-24 in our study saw some 12-15 movies a year in a theater; people over forty watched about 3-4. This meant that the much smaller group of young people actually accounted for a very large share of total admissions.

      These days I'd bet the market is even more heavily weighted in favor of younger theater-goers. Adults have even more options for at-home entertainment these days than they did in the 1980's, while teens and young adults have social motives for movie-going that don't apply to most older people.

      I also suspect that gaming has a role to play here since such a large chunk of the gaming audience is that same young adult demographic. Two years ago television executives puzzled over substantial declines in TV viewing among younger males. http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/1107/p16s02-altv.htm l What they found were substantial increases in video gaming and Internet usage in this demographic category.

      So I wouldn't be surprised to discover that declining theater-going stems as much from people, especially younger people, replacing "traditional" TV viewing and movie-going with gaming and surfing. Unfortunately if that's true, it may not be much of an incentive for improving the content of the movies and television programs being produced.

    7. Re:Target market? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      Like, Oh My God, how could they, like, ya know, like, not get it?

      I tried for the other like, but I, like, couldn't get it in, ya know?

  8. and in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the sky is blue and up is thattaway ^

    Good to see that the NYT doesn't want to jump on the "Evil Pirate (Yar!)" longboat.

  9. too many choices by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    Any given day I can think of numerous diversions preferable to going to the movies. DVD's are out so quickly I never feel like I missed anything by not seeing films on the big screen. Except for LOTR that is...

    1. Re:too many choices by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1

      I would say you are missing out on the wait in line with other fanatics, but people will wait in line for DVD releases too. They just don't dress up as often.

  10. It's about time by TurdTapper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now, I think that some of those theories are completely valid. Commercials in the theaters absolutely piss me off. If I'm going to spend 9 bucks to watch a movie, they better not force me to watch commercials before it. Next thing they'll do is start commercial breaks in the middle of the movies. The cell phones are annoying and I like doing other things more than I like watching movies, but in the end, it comes down to what they are finally realizing. The movies suck. If there weren't any cell phones or commercials and I didn't have anything to do, I still wouldn't go.

    FTA: In previous years, he said, "you could still count on enough people to come whether you failed at entertaining them or not, out of habit, or boredom, or a desire to get out of the house. You had a little bit of backstop."

    That's amazing, because that's what I always figured they were thinking. And that's the attitude that keeps me away.

    Now, I love good special effects as much as the next geek, but, call me old fashioned here, I actually like my movies to have this thing called a plot.

    I used to say that I'd just wait for it to come out on video but I won't even waste my time with that anymore. Inevitably, I find myself at the end saying, "Well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back."

    I'll actually deal with the commercials and other annoyances if it means that I can be completely entertained.

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    1. Re:It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The movies are not very good.

      Who wants to pay 30 plus dollars for two people to go sit in a theater with people who are socially retarded and get advertising thrown at them for a halfhour and then have the guy in front of you leaning over to kiss his ugly girlfriend two hundred times a minute.

      The friggin advertising is the thing that kills me.

      The first theater that says " Hey, if you make it here to see the adverts, we will give you free concessions or $1 dollar anything concessions" will be the winner.

      I have a great home theater and tell my wife I would rather sit at home and be comfortable.

      Do Movie Stars really need all that money. Why do they get paid so much and then the theaters have to scrape together adverts just to keep in business whil the customer has to suffer in the theater.

      My god.

    2. Re:It's about time by robertjw · · Score: 1

      If there weren't any cell phones or commercials and I didn't have anything to do, I still wouldn't go.

      I can respect that, but OTOH, I probably would. There have actually been several movies out this summer that I would have liked to have seen (war of the worlds, batman begins, sahara, etc...), but couldn't justify the expense to myself.

      Now, I love good special effects as much as the next geek, but, call me old fashioned here, I actually like my movies to have this thing called a plot.

      Funny thing is, there is a whole genre of independent and foreign films out there that often have good plots and good acting - but a low budget. Thing is these movies rarely make it to a theatre. I would have loved to have seen Jean-Pierre Jeunet's latest film A Very Long Engagement, but there wasn't a theatre within 50 miles that showed it.

    3. Re:It's about time by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Next thing they'll do is start commercial breaks in the middle of the movies.

      You laugh, but I have actually seen this in Bollywood movies; the distributor actually prints the trailers in the middle of the film rather than on the beginning.

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    4. Re:It's about time by TurdTapper · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wasn't laughing. I know this has to come. They might cloak it in 'Intermission', but they'll do it to get even more money.

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    5. Re:It's about time by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Now, I think that some of those theories are completely valid. Commercials in the theaters absolutely piss me off. If I'm going to spend 9 bucks to watch a movie, they better not force me to watch commercials before it.

      I agree. With the improving quality home video, a theater has to offer me a positive experience to get me there for more than the handful of movies that I feel that I absolutely have to see on the big screen. Commercials are big deterrent to moviegoing. So are movies without intermissions. And overlarge, overexpensive low quality snacks. Moviemakers think Americans are impatient with long movies--we're actually impatient with climbing over people's legs to run down the hall to the bathroom and missing a crucial scene. At home, you just hit "pause."

    6. Re:It's about time by Thuktun · · Score: 1
      Now, I think that some of those theories are completely valid. Commercials in the theaters absolutely piss me off. If I'm going to spend 9 bucks to watch a movie, they better not force me to watch commercials before it.

      Absolutely. Last weekend, when my wife and I brought our kids out to see "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", they showed a full twenty minutes of commercials in front of the feature.

      Of course, there various other annoyances. Most of the staff doesn't really care about customers anymore. We were subjected to surly attitudes and plenty of apathy by the employees. And the prices are rediculous.
      • The cashier that served us refreshments let us believe we'd get free refills on the pop and didn't mention that it came with mediums (normally $3.70) instead of larges (normally $4.00 , thirty measly cents more). Our kids drained the pops during the twenty-minute commercial-fest, so I went for refills. The drone working there refused to refill them, of course.
      • On going back to the theater empty-handed, the twit manning the little counter insisted on thoroughly inspecting my ticket stub, even though I know he saw me walk past him, and gave the appearance of only grudgingly re-admitting me.
      • Spent much of the commercials without sound. Although it made for an almost MST3k environment, a few of us were afraid we'd have to suffer through the feature with no sound. When I walked out of the theater to call attention to it, I got a really brusque "Yeah, we're working on it!"
      "Damn those stupid customers, when will they stop bugging us?!" Pretty soon, I think. The 52" HDTV at home with attached DD/DTS 5.1 surround and progressive-scan DVD increasingly seems like a better choice every time I suffer through a megaplex experience.
    7. Re:It's about time by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon you'll have forced commercials in DVDs too. The feature is called User Operation Prohibition (UOP). It's mainly used now to stop you from skipping the FBI warning, but you could imagine it being used to make unskippable trailers and commercials. It can be circumvented by patching the player, but technically that violates the DMCA.

    8. Re:It's about time by electroniceric · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's definitely about time. The key thing the movies need to change is stop coasting on the same old movie as its own reason to come to the theater, because it ain't anymore, and especially not for $10 a head. People (including myself) gladly pay $30 and upwards to see a good play. Why? Basically because the experience is memorable, elegant (speaks well of you on a date), and thought-provoking. Even if the movies were only $5 now, I wouldn't really go more - who wants to hustle out there, get in line, and deal with finding a seat, just to sit in the dark essentially by yourself.

      Movie theaters needs to shoot for something distinct and memorable, because the lower end of the market: low-key evening in, casual, don't want to think about it is completely sewed up at home, and would continue to be, even if the price of a movie rental doubled. Theater movies need to try things like an intermission, a lounge, a forum to meet other moviegoers, plus of course, movies that you can actually get into and enjoy, anything to get you re-connected to the movies as a social event.

    9. Re:It's about time by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      'Movies without intermissions'?

      Fuck that. The minute they have intermissions I'm not going.

      You bastards can learn to control your bladder like the rest of us, and stop drinking 48 ounces of liquid during the movie.

      It's already bad enough you're constantly walking in and out. And many of you seem unable to grasp the simple concept that if you are have to pee more often than every two hours (You know, I don't have to pee more than four or five times a day, so that's like an average span of five hours.), you should sit on the aisle, on the side of the house that has an exit. Putting in a pause just for you goobers would make me never see a movie again.

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    10. Re:It's about time by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. The minute they have intermissions I'm not going. You bastards can learn to control your bladder like the rest of us, and stop drinking 48 ounces of liquid during the movie.

      Congratulations upon your large bladder. It is a rare distinction and you should justly be proud. I don't doubt that it is your finest feature.

      There was a time when movies longer than about 90 minutes routinely had intermissions. "2001" and "Lawrence of Arabia" both had intermissions when they were originally shown. Just one of those little amenities that have vanished as theaters began trying to pack one more showing into the day to maximize profits.

    11. Re:It's about time by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That's not a large bladder. That's knowing a simple fact: Your bladder does not get full if you do not drink things.

      And hence, if you do not drink during the movie, and do not drink for, oh, fifteen minutes before the movie, (Long enough for it to filter through your stomach.) and urinate when you walk into the theater, you know what?

      You won't have to pee during the movie.

      It's amazing how that works.

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    12. Re:It's about time by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      There is actually some justification in that. It's not unusual for me to need to pee in the middle of the movie. Of course with the quality of the movies now, I might as well pee ON the movie.

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    13. Re:It's about time by ThrobbingGristle · · Score: 1

      If you're inclined most (linux at least) software dvd players give the big finger to UOP.

      You can skip anything you want, including commercials and FBI warnings.

    14. Re:It's about time by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

      The good films aren't at the metroplex. They're at the small indie theaters. If a person wants to go see something without rehashed formulaic ideas. The outlet is there. If you care about the story or the art of filmmaking, and still be entertained the outlet is there.

      But the average moviegoer might not get that the larger the ad blitz, the worse the movie actually is. This isn't always the case, but a fair amount of the time it is. But I suspect the average moviegoer doesn't like/love film; they want to be entertained. And that's fine, but what does it say when they don't even want to see what's on the big screen? Think about the most entertaing film out right now... March of The Penguins, probably. And initially it wasn't shown in major theaters.

      I can't think of a film I've seen at the metroplex in a few years that I was that anxious to see (other than Spider Man, and MAYBE Kill Bill.), but I can think of quite a few memorable "art house" moments (Howl's Moving Castle, Murderball, Osama...). Word of mouth is still the best way to have a good movie experience.

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    15. Re:It's about time by dozer · · Score: 1

      Next thing they'll do is start commercial breaks in the middle of the movies.

      They already do! Have you seen The Island? It was a nonstop 2 hour commercial break! So kind of Michael Bay to just whore out his audience like that.

      And the studio wonders why nobody went to go see it...

    16. Re:It's about time by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      The Pre-Movie commercials actually stopped me from going to movies for a while. I can't tolerate them. Everytime I saw the those crap commercials I would vow never to go to that theater again. Then my daughter mentioned to me that I should just show up ten or fifteen minutes late, like she does.

      I didn't think it would work because there wouldn't be any decent seats left. But, I was surprised to find that it does work, there are usually even some good seats left, and I enjoy the movie much more. I still only go a few times a year when there's something I really want to see, but at least this tactic makes it possible for me to go.

      Maybe there are good seats left because the commercials have made a lot of other people stop going too.

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    17. Re:It's about time by geekoid · · Score: 1

      name the last movie that didn't have a plot?

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    18. Re:It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Pretty soon you'll have forced commercials in DVDs too. The feature is called User Operation Prohibition (UOP). It's mainly used now to stop you from skipping the FBI warning, but you could imagine it being used to make unskippable trailers and commercials. It can be circumvented by patching the player, but technically that violates the DMCA."

      This has been going on for years already. Take a look at Shrek 2.

    19. Re:It's about time by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Of course with the quality of the movies now, I might as well pee ON the movie.

      I wouldn't, even if it was on fire!

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    20. Re:It's about time by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      I actually like my movies to have this thing called a plot.

      You're suggesting a movie with a plot? You must be some sort of extremist radical. I'm sure the government's total police state thugs will be kicking down your door soon.

    21. Re:It's about time by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      I hate intermissions. I can sit for 3 hours without having to run off to the toilet. Admittedly my girlfriend can't.

    22. Re:It's about time by plover · · Score: 1
      Well, you should continue to feel bad about missing Batman Begins, but you can be eternally grateful that you missed War of the Worlds. Here's the plot: Have Tom Cruise run away from the CG alien tripods. Have someone next to him die. Have Tom keep running. Kill some more people who are not Tom Cruise. Repeat as necessary until end credits roll.

      Oh, sorry, maybe I should have marked this message a "spoiler".

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  11. The evil commercials by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember when we used to hate all the damn previews? Now we look forward to them, thankful the commercials are over!

    I'd pay extra for reserved seating in a theatre with class and no commercials and previews.

    -Z

    1. Re:The evil commercials by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1
      I'd pay extra for reserved seating in a theatre with class and no commercials and previews.

      Great. Let them know that you'll gladly pay 20 bucks for something that you could get a couple years ago for 5 bucks. Statements like this are exactly why this crap is allowed to go on.

    2. Re:The evil commercials by Cerdic · · Score: 1

      You may be on to something... Look at the quality of FM and AM radio. Total crap with way too many commercials. The person responsible for the modern radio format is also the guy who created XM Radio, a pay service that has no commercials. What a coincidence!

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    3. Re:The evil commercials by Radres · · Score: 4, Insightful
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      All the boys upstairs want to see
      How much you'll pay for
      What you used to get for free
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    4. Re:The evil commercials by Bearpaw · · Score: 1
      Remember when we used to hate all the damn previews? Now we look forward to them, thankful the commercials are over!

      I liked previews and I think so did most of my friends, though we'd sometimes get irritated if they played too many of them.

      But TV advertisements in a movie theatre suck ass, badly. That, in a nutshell, is why I (and at least a few other folks I know) haven't been in a mainstream movie theatre in months.

      The kvetching about "no good movies anymore" is the same damn thing people have been saying for decades. [shrug] Sturgeon's Law.

    5. Re:The evil commercials by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The problem isn't too many previews. The problem is them starting the previews when the movie is supposed to start.

      What they need to do is say 'This time is the start of the movie. We will be showing previews for the 5 minutes before.'

      Or, heck, the 30 minutes before. I might show up 30 minutes early if I was bored, and watch a preview for every movie coming out in the next two years. They could run eight hours of previews for all I care.

      Actually, what they should do is have an 'arrival time', and advertise that, so people can keep operating as usual, but inform anyone who cares to listen that the movie starts exactly five munutes after that, and previews start roughly 10 minutes before that or whenever.

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    6. Re:The evil commercials by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The preview didn't bother me. Some of the previews were better than the actual movie! But the commercials were the last straw! It wasn't long after they started showing commercials that I stopped going to the movies.

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    7. Re:The evil commercials by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Remember when we used to hate all the damn previews?

      No.

      I only ever hated the sucky ones, the ones that show you too much, and the ones for movies I will never, ever in a million years, want to watch (those, off course, are the ones that get shown the most).

      But I, and everyone I know, like previews. They're a nice buffer to getting there on time, and they make a great transition from "talk all you want, the movie ain't started yet" to "shut the hell up, this ain't your living room" time.

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    8. Re:The evil commercials by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Remember when we used to hate all the damn previews? Now we look forward to them, thankful the commercials are over!

      I'd pay extra for reserved seating in a theatre with class and no commercials and previews.


      I must admit that I've been surprised and disappointed with theatres in North America coming from New Zealand. Most theatres there run with assigned seating (or used to, I've been away a while now) - if you buy your ticket early you get a good seat, it doesn't matter when you show up. If the theatre is only half full or less there's people sit where they like, but if it's busy you sit where your ticket says. This has the added bonus that, for busy sessions, you can check the available seats when buying your tickets and if you're going to be in the front right corner you can, well, pass and see it at a later date. Demand better, it's entirely possible.

      Jedidiah.

    9. Re:The evil commercials by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Don't bother showing up until at least the start time of your showing. This works amazingly well for matinees.

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    10. Re:The evil commercials by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      That would be most of them. I do my best to filter out previews because invariably they show you far too much of the movie.

      There is the other kind of course, the ones that show a serious of flashes that is supposed to get you intrigued enough to come see the movie. Guess it makes sense on Planet Marketing.

    11. Re:The evil commercials by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      There's teasers, which entice with little info.
      They usually come out months before the movie is completed.

      And there are trailers, which show too much.

      I like teasers, and when I know I want to watch the movie, I avoid the trailers as best I can (plug my ears, close my eyes and go "lalala" if need be).

      But I like to have lil' bits of "these movies are coming out soon", to keep me informed. What I hate is when they figure "if we bombard them enough with our ads, they'll HAVE to go see it! Oh, and let's make the ad a 2-minutes meddley of the entire movie, so that IF they see it, it'll be ruined".

      We should, like, do something about that. Maybe they're disconnected enough from reality (and we know they are quite disconnected) that they don't know that their stupid marketing have the opposite effect than the one they want... but, they tend to ignore us, don't they?

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  12. OMG!! by hawkeye_82 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing to see here. Please move along

    Oh No!! The MPAA has taken over Slashdot.

    1. Re:OMG!! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh No!! The MPAA has taken over Slashdot.

      Does that mean all submitters of dupes now must fear legal actions due to illegal copying?
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    2. Re:OMG!! by henni16 · · Score: 1

      There are no "dupes" on MPAA-Slashdot.
      They are called "remakes" now.

  13. Previews are getting too long by sriehl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have noticed with the theaters in my area, that the previews are getting close to 30 min. long. With previews that long, I don't bother to show up to the theater till the time posted the movie should start. It is getting ridiculous.

    1. Re:Previews are getting too long by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      Ya, but then you won't get a good seat (especially if it's opening weekend).

      That's a good strategy but it only works for less popular movies. Plus, sometimes they like to fck with you and don't show any previews and you miss a good chunk of the movie (happened to me once).

      What REALLY pisses me off is that the projectionists have no idea what they're doing. Half the time the film is either too blurry or too dark. One time, the film jittered a bit for the first 30 minutes (made me want to puke) and was told that it was the way they got the film, the studio screwed up. Thank you Disney for ruining a great Miyazaki film! For some reason, the theatre still decided to show the film, and collect the full $10. There was no warning posted at the wicket either (and they knew about it, they admitted it).

    2. Re:Previews are getting too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      Vista Ridge Mall in Lewisville, Texas.
      Last weekend.
      Four Brothers.
      No less than 30 minutes of commercials and previews. This is no exaggeration. I timed it. I will never go there again.

      The next day I attended a Rave Motion Pictures in Corinth, Texas. Exactly 15 minutes of commercials and previews. I hate it but I can stand 15 min.. but a half hour after I've paid is utter bullshit and I won't support it.

    3. Re:Previews are getting too long by dividedsky319 · · Score: 0

      Personally, I actually enjoy the previews.

      I enjoy seeing on the big screen what's coming out. (Granted, if I've seen the preview before it's annoying, but if it's new I'm interested)

      Since it's entertaining for me, I welcome the extra 20 or so minutes of entertainment.

    4. Re:Previews are getting too long by moexu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. I hadn't been to the movies in years until I went to see Star Wars Episode III. Between the commercials and previews it was a half hour before the movie started. I came really, really close to walking out.

      Recently we've been buying TV shows on DVD and watching those. No commercials, previews, or kids running up and down the aisles. It's a much better way to go.

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    5. Re:Previews are getting too long by NeuralClone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have the same problem in my area, only we get about 10 to 15 minutes of advertisements and then previews. It's bad enough that we have advertisements after paying $9+ but then we are shown MPAA advertisements telling us not to pirate movies!

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    6. Re:Previews are getting too long by Holi · · Score: 1

      Check out matinees, usually $6 to $7 and the last 3 I went to had no ads and only 3 coming attractions. Much better deal in every way.

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    7. Re:Previews are getting too long by TEMM · · Score: 1

      I would much rather watch movie previews then coke and snapple commercials that I see on TV all the time. At least the movie trailers are somewhat related to the movie going experience.

    8. Re:Previews are getting too long by sriehl · · Score: 1

      That is the thing though, I see Bod and Fanta commercials in with the previews.

    9. Re:Previews are getting too long by OneByteOff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's the previews that make me want to go to a theatre rather then rent a DVD... hear me out. When you goto the theatre you see previews for movies that aren't out yet that maybe you didn't know were coming out. This makes me excited and hyped up about upcoming movies. When you rent a DVD you see previews for movies already in/out of theatres that you already knew about long ago, no surprise there, they should almost make DVD's who don't show previews past a certain date. Who needs to see a Preview for Spiderman or Batman returns?.

    10. Re:Previews are getting too long by TEMM · · Score: 1

      Yea I dont want to pay 10 bucks to see ads that are making the theatres money. Now if say the ticket could cost 5 bucks, and this cut was attributed to watching 15 minutes of ads before the movie... I might be more receptive to it.

    11. Re:Previews are getting too long by brickballs · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have noticed with the theaters in my area, that the previews are getting close to 30 min. long. With previews that long, I don't bother to show up to the theater till the time posted the movie should start. It is getting ridiculous.

      Heck, I dont leave my house till the time the movie is posted to start. I live about 15-20 mins away from my theater and I think I missed the first 30 seconds of a movie once.

      but all in all, I'v more or less stoped going to the theater. I think I went 2, maby 3 time to the movies this year. and its not that I'm downloading them - I'm just not watching the crap.

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    12. Re:Previews are getting too long by Senobyzal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Here at the Regal Cinemas they're showing a pre-movie show called "The Twenty". It's basically a 20-minute infomercial with clips about NBC and TNT television programs, a "making of" snip about a current movie, and a few ads.

      The first time I saw it I basically sat there dumbfounded--this was basically TV, except I'd had to pay $9 to watch it. Afterwards I told my wife that I would no longer go to a Regal Cinema; I wrote a letter to the management explaining my decision, stating that I would return when this junk was dropped, and have stuck to it to this day.

      The local Century chain is little better with its stupid ad slideshow (god, the Coke slide "games" are so freakin' inane... luckily I can just take off my glasses and talk to my wife). I am already planning on getting an HDTV monitor in 2006, and am going to cut out my moviegoing entirely, save for the occasional art-house movie at the old theatre down the street (and that concession is mostly for my wife).

    13. Re:Previews are getting too long by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I guess I have it pretty good where I am. There is only one national chain (Cinemark), one or two very small local chains and a bunch of independents. Other than the price of food, I don't really have a complaint.

    14. Re:Previews are getting too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it not occurred to you that the cost could have been 20 bucks, but that it's been cut to 10 bucks, and the cut can be attributed to watching 15 minutes of ads before the movie?

    15. Re:Previews are getting too long by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the previews are generally better than the movie... :)

      That said, the only time I've showen up before the movie was supposed to start was opening night. I generally avoid opening night due to long lines. You end up missing the beginning because the pop-corn line blocks the entrance.

      I generally try to make the movies twice a month. I've read a lot of comments saying just stay home and watch the DVD. I supose a lot of this crowd have 70-inch plasma televisions with 7.1 surround sound. As well, I'd guess most of them don't care for crowds. Personally, I enjoy going OUT to the movies. It's always enjoyable to go see a movie in the theater with fiends and hit a coffee house after to talk about it. As for the cost, my local drive-in charges $6.00 a car load for two movies. There are also several "Dollar" theaters that are reasonable as long as you stay away from the concession stand. I've never been to a theater that allowed cell phones, though I've seen ushers escort people from the theater for using them. As for kids, I don't recall them bothering me much. If I'm at a kids movie, I expect it. Most parents in my area don't take their kids to adult movies. Those that do had better make sure their kids act like adults or they are asked to leave.

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    16. Re:Previews are getting too long by manyoso · · Score: 1

      Yah, but then you don't get a good seat if it is crowded.

      So, you are either left with showing up late and getting a bad seat or having to endure 30 minutes of commercials.

    17. Re:Previews are getting too long by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      I live in Manhattan(NYC), and we had the same problem here until earlier this summer. There was a big dust-up about it that made the papers, and now some Loews theartres have started posting the ACTUAL start time / and or removing the commercials. The previews I don't mind, and rather enjoy actually. Still, I'll only go to the movies if it's a movie I really want to see, and then only the ones with stadium seating since tickes cost like $11+ here. Crazy, it was like $9+ 2 years ago. A lot of movies are just as good on my setup as on the big screen.

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    18. Re:Previews are getting too long by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're exactly right! I once went to go see a movie and arrived a bit early.

      I was subjected to The Twenty. I, too, sat dumbfounded for a while.

      I felt embarrassed.

      For myself. For the other people in the theater who paid money to see the movie. For the projectionist. For mankind in general.

      It was TV. I was paying to get away from it and this is how I was repaid. I felt quite disgusted and was about to walk out, but my folks felt determined to keep me planted in my seat so that I wouldn't walk out and embarrass them. Oh, come on. Surely me walking out isn't any worse than this trash? This overproduced, IQ lowering, third-grade bullshit that you have to watch to get a good seat?

      What's even worse is that now newer DVDs are starting to incorporate unskippable trailers for crap movies and deafeningly loud propaganda about movie piracy set to the editing pace of a Jerry Bruckheimer movie.

    19. Re:Previews are getting too long by Smobien · · Score: 1

      http://www.captiveaudience.org/ The Theater sure isn't what is used to be..

    20. Re:Previews are getting too long by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      Previews have also reached the point where they reveal too much about the movie. I'd prefer they give me a flavor of what the movie is about, but leave the mystery for me when I go see it. Instead, we seem to be getting a "Readers Digest" version of the movie, so there's little point to go see it.

      Take Firefly. I never watched the show when it originally aired, but now that SciFi is re-running it, I've started to get into it and decided I'd like to see the movie. Except that I've been turned off by the extended non-trailers for the movie they run during the show on SciFi. Sheesh, I think I have seen about the entire movie by now. I'm pretty sure I've seen all the plot twists.

    21. Re:Previews are getting too long by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      The best part is at the end of the twenty, they do kind of a wrap up of what they already showed, and they say something like: "Did you miss any of The Twenty? Make sure you get to the theater early to catch it all."

      Almost made me want to vomit.

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    22. Re:Previews are getting too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "What REALLY pisses me off is that the projectionists have no idea what they're doing. Half the time the film is either too blurry or too dark. One time, the film jittered a bit for the first 30 minutes (made me want to puke) and was told that it was the way they got the film, the studio screwed up. Thank you Disney for ruining a great Miyazaki film! For some reason, the theatre still decided to show the film, and collect the full $10. There was no warning posted at the wicket either (and they knew about it, they admitted it)."

      All Disney films show a toll-free number during the credits that takes complaints about theatres that didn't provide an optimal viewing experience.

  14. Pretty obvious by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

    I mean, if you've seen any article about the decline in movie going in the last... however long on Slashdot, at least 90% of the posts say exactly that.

  15. No Fucking Duh by nuintari · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. Most movies suck ass, and even morons won't pay to see them.

    2. All movies cost too much to see, even matinees at most theaters are costly these days.

    Drop your quality and raise your prices, then blame someone else when your profits slip, god bless America.

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    1. Re:No Fucking Duh by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Aye, but surprisingly they're blaming themselves.

      Well except Fox that is.

  16. It just isnt the same anymore by JWeinraub · · Score: 1

    One of the main reasons why I go to the theatre is the awesome surround sound. But now with 5.1 surround sound for the home theatre, big-screen TVs, and my cozy couch, I have zero need to see it in the theatre. Sure the silver screen is big and cool, but not anymore. I go in to see a 10:00 show, at at 10, there are 20 minutes of commercials, then 20 more minutes of previews. Then after thats all done, I forgot what movie I came in to see.

  17. From TFA by ytm · · Score: 1

    "We just need a few more good movies."

    Yeah, we too.

  18. Aristocrats by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    For those of you who have been complaining that there hasn't been a good movie put out (myself included), fear no more! Go see The Aristocrats and you'll thank me for it. The only problem was I missed a lot of it because I was laughing too hard.

    On another note, does anyone else think that the movie industry is rivaling the game industry and vice versa? Lots of whiz-bang special effects but no real story line to keep you interested and coming back.

    1. Re:Aristocrats by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      I actually walked out of that movie. It was one of the dumbest movies ever in my opinion.

      I laughed when I saw Jackie the Jokeman, just because he's such a tard. Other than that, I was contemplating how I was going to sit through the entire thing.

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  19. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    Now that Hollywood has stopped sniffing glue, could they maybe call the RIAA and break the news to them?

  20. 2 parts fx / 3 parts sex / 4 parts gore / 0 plot by relix · · Score: 1

    It seems that instead of focusing on producing real "art in story telling", Hollywood had decided to take the "easy road" of special effects, sex, gore and big names. Now, don't get me wrong, I appreciate fx/sex/gore/big names as much as any movie goer, but, at it's heart, I want a story. These other things are great to have and add benefit to the experience, but, I want a story.

    Many of the really good movies lately have come from the animation studios. They have to have a good story, good characters, etc, otherwise, it's just a nicely rendered nothing.

  21. The Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know most of the yuppies here will say they don't go because they don't release anything worth seeing anymore. Yeah, whatever. I know I personally don't go much anymore because of the cost (and I'm not talking about gasoline). It's $7/person to get into the theater, and putting aside the guilt trip to buy concessions, I want to have a soda when I'm watching the movie. I have a soda drinking problem, and going the whole movie without a major drink sucks. I do not, however, wish to buy a large soda for $4-$5 (depending on the theater). But I usually do anyway, which contributes to the high cost.

    Movie distributors need to charge less, theaters need to lower the price of their concessions, and the industry needs to introduce variable-priced tickets depending on the production costs and perceived popularity of the movie. I'm not willing to pay the same price to see "Bewitched" that I am willing to pay to see Star Wars Ep III. I might be willing to see the earlier if it were a few bucks cheaper just for something to do. But that still leaves the problem with the price of a damn soda.

    Whine all you want about recouping costs, but that doesn't change the fact that I choose not to go. Too expensive.

    1. Re:The Cost by jefferson_uk · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm not willing to pay the same price to see "Bewitched" that I am willing to pay to see Star Wars Ep III.
      Me neither, Star Wars Ep III sucked.
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    2. Re:The Cost by Fresnik · · Score: 0

      It's $7/person to get into the theater,

      That's also the biggest reason why I'd rather see a movie on DVD than go to the theaters. The emphasis here is "per person". I have three kids and where I live it costs ~$12/person to see a new movie, and concession cost is maybe ~$6/person. That's $90 to see a movie with my family.

      I'd rather use that money to buy 5-6 DVDs that I can watch over and over again and have the luxury to pause it when anybody has to take a pee break or answer the phone.

      Granted, some movies are still worth seeing in the theatres, but it's only 3-4 movies per year.

    3. Re:The Cost by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      And Bewitched was funny.

      It was 'funny once' instead 'funny always', but it was worth the 6 dollars I paid for it.

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  22. close by jiggersplat · · Score: 0

    but the article still failes to mention MY number one reason for not going. it's freakin' $9 per person. i can buy the dvd for $15 when it comes out and watch it at home with my girlfriend for less. AND i don't have to watch all the stupid commercials and listen to crying babies.

  23. Advertising. by ShadeARG · · Score: 1

    People are tired of paying to see commercials and advertisements. 15 minutes of commercials before a feature length advertisement is not what people wish to see. Perhaps this is why Adsense has taken off so well? Small unobtrusive text ads? That will never take off!! Huge flashing in-your-face graphical banners is where it's all at!

    1. Re:Advertising. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      May I introduce you to the wonderful world of paid product placement? Its big business these days, and about asa close as you can get to the adsense experience in a movie. But without the disclaimers.

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  24. Wrong analogy there... by Svartalf · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...after all, I espied Lucifer ice-skating to work this morning and Caterpillar's jumping for joy on the giant order of snow plows he just placed...

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  25. after all these years, by meatbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    it must be nice for these executives to have finally dislodged their heads from their asses.

    1. Re:after all these years, by ed__ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, after extended periods of cranio-anal impaction, feelings of loneliness, apathy, and generalized anxiety can accompany eventual, successful cranial ejection.

      Other symptoms often reported are light sensitivity, hyperacusis, olfactory hallucinations, feelings of 'emptiness' or loss, and hypersensitivity to the opinions of others.

      For some patients, a brace is indicated in order to prevent re-occurrance. Rarely, in extereme cases, spinal fixation is required, most commonly achieved through the use of spinal rod-plate and transpedicular screw.

  26. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Paper reports... by servicemaster · · Score: 1

    what we've all known for years...

    General consensus seems to have been that movies are generally getting worse, and less ideas, thus remakes.

    It'd be nice to see a parallel report on the music industry. In fact, I'd like to see some hard science on this too...
    (by which I mean published on Slashdot because I'm too lazy to actually look up hard science in "hard-science weekly", or wherever the hell it's put)

  27. Eleven Steps To Go by yotto · · Score: 1

    The first step is admitting you were wrong. Now, let's start step 2: Stop doing the thing that's hurting you and your audience.

  28. Excuse Me.... by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    "Multiples theories for the decline abound"
     
    I think the post ignores the most obvious reason. Those Hollywood grass-fuckers can't come up with an original idea.

  29. Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On one hand, I agree that a whole lot of movies today are horrible. On the other hand, people today know nothing of movies or what a good movie is. Take for instance Charlie Chaplin. The man was a romantic genius, pouring his emotions on the screen with "Modern Times" and "Limelight" and tens of other wonderful productions. He wrote, directed, acted in, and even composed the music for most of his work. But people today don't get him at all, and they don't even rent copies of Modern Times at Blockbusters any more.

    Or Kurosawa. Seven Samurai is a brilliant film and yet most people can't sit through it. Or Jean Luc Goddard, there's not one movie of his at Blockbuster's. So why make good movies? So that the experts can say they're good? Movies are out to make money and the bigger problem at hand is, how do you make people go to a movie, not how do you make a good movie. I think there is no way, theatres are doomed. People will more and more sit on their lazy asses and pay the 3.99 on demand price whenever the movie is available. So what? Museums used to be hopping places too and now they're just tourist attractions.

    1. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by relix · · Score: 1

      This is very true in many ways. One of the things that really sold me on Netflix was all the Kurosawa I couldn't easily get elsewhere.

      Hopefully, this is a turning of the tide. I have my doubts, but, I also have my hopes.

    2. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by gowen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So why make good movies?
      Because you have to.

      Godard didn't care how much money his films made, or even how well received they were (except directly as it affected his chances of financing his next). Everything was completely secondary to his artistic vision.

      Similarly with Chaplin; even though he was the biggest star in the world, he made only the films he wanted to make. Everyone in the studio system warned him away from making "The Great Dictator."

      The reason that Hollywood sucks, is that their films are greenlighted by accountants, based on projected receipts.
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    3. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "On the other hand, people today know nothing of movies or what a good movie is."
      Entirely subjective and it's sad that you think this way. Enjoy what you will but don't insult others because they don't see the world in the exact same way you do. I enjoy playing Civilization. Others do not. Do I look down my nose at them and call them stupid? No, I realize that different people have different sensibilities and move on with my life. You should try the same.
    4. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      I think this has to do more with Hollywood marketing than people's appreciation to "good movies".

      When's the last time you saw a $40M marketing blitz on a "good movie"?

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    5. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by bjk002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is partly to blame on the industry itslef. They have spent several generations now "teaching" (marketing) the new crop of the movie-going public what they should "think" is a good movie, to the detriment of themselves.

      Chaplin is a genius, and was thought of as such, years ago. Years ago people enjoyed that work. BUT NOW...

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    6. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When's the last time you saw a $40M marketing blitz on a "good movie"?

      By most movie snob's definition it wouldn't be a "good movie" if they spen $40M marketing it.

    7. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So just because we don't all enjoy what people enjoyed in the 1930's, there's something wrong with us? Movies have evolved and viewers have evolved with them.

      Now, I'm not saying that this summer's movies were good - most of them looked terrible (I say looked because the only ones I actually saw were Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and 40-year-old Virgin, which were all decent). However, I consider a good modern film like American Beauty just as "genius" and a hell of a lot more entertaining and interesting than Chaplin. I'm sure 70 years down the road people will look at the modern movies we consider genius today and think that they're boring or whatever too.

    8. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 0

      Well, I sort of see where you're coming from, but you're missing my point. People can enjoy whatever they want, but that doesn't make it "good". What makes it "good" is the group of people that know what they're talking about (like the directors themselves and film students and film critics). I think you'll find widespread agreement among the people that know what they're talking about as to what a great movie is. "The Seven Samurai" is widely acclaimed as one of the greatest movies of all time. My point was that whereas American Beauty or Monster's Ball or whatever new movie you happen to like a lot is nowhere close to The Seven Samurai and there are hundreds of reasons this is so. But hey, here's the thing. People NEVER knew anything about good movies. Nor do they care. It's just that now, there's an easier way to watch movies than go to the theater. I'm just arguing that good movies have nothing to do with the theater, didn't mean to insult anyone and of course everything I say is my opinion, but expert opinions that agree are typically called "objective".

    9. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 0

      there's nothing wrong with anyone. People can enjoy whatever they want, still doesn't make it good. American Beauty isn't the highest grossing film of all time. Titanic is, and the movie is clearly ok but not good. The Seven Samurai is better than American Beauty which is better than the Titanic and the amount of people that went to see each of those movies in theaters are inversely proportional. So, just as I said, today and yesterday, people know nothing of good movies. That doesn't stop me from enjoying the crap out of Star Wars and Lord of The Rings even though I'll be the first one to say that these movies are utterly just really really really bad. My point was that whether a movie is good or bad, people prefer to watch it in their homes on DVD or on demand cable. That will kill theaters and any tears shed over it are just stupidity.

    10. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by mykdavies · · Score: 1

      That depends - Lord of the Rings - good or bad?

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    11. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      My point was that whereas American Beauty or Monster's Ball or whatever new movie you happen to like a lot is nowhere close to The Seven Samurai and there are hundreds of reasons this is so.

      Look, if you want decent films, don't bash the likes of American Beauty. It may not be a stunning masterpiece, but it tried, and it was good. There's plenty of mindless crap you can tear apart.

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    12. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had a film professor once that said (paraphrasing) "All the movies we will watch this semester are 'good' movies. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how they didn't 'enjoy' one. That says more about your knowledge and appreciation of film than it does about these movies. If you don't like Picasso's artwork, do you think it is b/c he is a 'bad' painter?"

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    13. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      What makes it "good" is the group of people that know what they're talking about (like the directors themselves and film students and film critics).

      There is no such thing as "good" art, only art you like. I don't care how many critics love a movie, if I don't like it, it's not good.

      Now go back to reading your film studies book and pretend you know what you're talking about.

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    14. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by OmniBeing · · Score: 1

      My Fiance being from Hong Kong, we tend to buy DVD's of kick ass chinesse productions, only to see them released in Canada a year or two later. Some of the movies are absolutely stunning and wonderful stories... why the americian establishment doesn't try to copy THAT, I'll never know.

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    15. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 1

      I'm not bashing those movies at all, I love them both very very much. I love kevin spacey very very much. I also love the directing job in Monster's Ball very very much. That doesn't change that these movies are nowhere near close to The Seven Samurai. I'm willing to hazard a guess that most of the readers of this haven't even seen The Seven Samurai, and for that... if you're over 22, shame on you.

    16. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by mako1138 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I started watching old/foreign films a few years ago, and I agree that there's much good stuff out there. The Pacific Film Archive and San Francisco International Film Festival have done much to broaden my horizons.

      However, my peers just aren't interested in seeing these movies. The main complaint is "they're boring". Also common is "what, it's not in color?!". They want action and excitement; they don't want to think. They don't want to be challenged by what they see. When they praise a movie, it's in oblique terms: funny, awesome, cool, good.

    17. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 1

      1.) I'm a computer consultant, never studied movies.
      2.) whereas I agree with that argument to a point, is that to say that Titanic was a "good" movie because so many people enjoyed it? Does that mean that Van Wilder was a good movie because people enjoyed it? Your argument is flawed, if you have no standards, arguments are meaningless. If you live in a cave your whole life and the only movie you're allowed to see is Deuce Bigallow Male Jiggalo part 5, you'll think it's pretty damn enjoyable, does that make it Good???

    18. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're both missing the point. The only thing that makes a movie 'good' is if it fulfills the movie-viewers wishes for the movie. It is ALWAYS subjective.

      If the viewer was looking for something with deep meaning and a thought-provoking script and they get Deuce Bigelow, then no, to them the movie was not good.

      If they were looking for corny humor and some no-thought-required entertainment, then it might be considered good (depends on if it matches their sense of humor).

      I think MOST people could agree that a movie that they would at least consider moderately 'good' would be one with a decent not to predictable plot, some humor, some drama, and decent (ie not so bad it's distracting) acting, sound & picture.

      After that, if you want 'good' films (on par with so-called 'classic' books) - look to the independents. But please don't inflict those 'good' movies on me unless they can also entertain.

    19. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That doesn't stop me from enjoying the crap out of Star Wars and Lord of The Rings even though I'll be the first one to say that these movies are utterly just really really really bad.

      What? How can a film be bad if you enjoy it? What exactly makes a film 'good' other than how enjoyable it is? You sound like one of those pretentious 'film buffs' who rate films based on how unpopular they are. If a lot of people like it, it's mainstream crap. If only three people saw it, it's an underrated masterpiece.

      It seems to be fashionable to pretend to like films that are obscure and foreign, regardless of quality. I for one think the Seven Samurai is pants.

      No doubt if Deuce Bigalo was called 'Bong Chang: Chinese Gigalo' and was written by an obscure Hong Kong director and cost 50 yen to produce, you'd be hailing it a masterpiece, and if Seven Samurai was made by Hollywood you'd hate it.

      I for one don't like seeing Charlie Chaplin acting like an idiot in front of a camera. It's neither funny nor clever.

    20. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 1

      I do not by any means have prejudice against any movies because of how / where / when they were made. I would love Deuce Bigalo if it was good. Now, I am definitely NOT a film snob but here's the reason that The Seven Samurai (Kurosawa) and The Great Dictator (Chaplin) are awesome movies (in my opinion of course, but also agreed to by many many people that love movies... i.e. Roger Ebert)

      Seven Samurai
        - beautiful scenery filming. You're not just watching a movie, you're immersed in the fields of grass and rivers that surround the village. This was done in the 1950s by the way and it is still better than almost anything done today
        - simple, direct, meaningful plot. There are bandits, villagers, and samurai. All three are human, there is equal importance paid to the death of a bandit as to the death of a samurai.
        - no clear bad / good guys and no message crammed down your throat. Clearly all of us fall in one of these categories in life. Is it worth it being a samurai? Could you stand being a farmer? Would you resort to being a bandit? The movie shows the complexity of an issue, it doesn't pretend to solve some problem and cram the answer down the watcher's throat.
        - perfect dialogue

      The Great Dictator
        IS NOT a movie where Charlie Chaplin acts like an idiot. For anyone who actually sat through the movie, you would see that this is a celebration of life and beauty and a mockery of fascism and the fools who dare opress the human spirit. Chaplin was a true romantic and his movies are a celebration...
        Most of Chaplin's movies and shorts follow the same lines, but if you take a moment and think that The Great Dictator was released in 1940, BEFORE U.S. involvement in WWII, and if you consider the audacity of the film and how utterly hilarious it is, maybe you could talk about the movie. But you haven't even fucking seen it and you speak of one of the greatest people that ever lived as if he's a fucking clown. Guess what, that's all that entertainment is... clownery. It's people pretending to do shit for your fucking amusement. It's just you're so wrapped up in Hollywood gloss that you forgot what life is really like and what art is really like, if you ever knew at all. I feel really sorry for people who don't get Charlie Chaplin, and it seems to me that most people these days don't get him. I just have one thing to say to all the people that read this and aren't going to go get a copy of The Great Dictator and watch it:

      FUCK YOU

    21. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Right, see I personally dont enjoy playing Civilisation. Actually I hate it. But I recognize it as a good game and would stand up for it if someone thought that, say, Leisure Suit Larry was a better game.

      My point is I also don't like A Clockwork Orange, although I recognize it as a seminal piece of film. I similarly do not like Irreversible or Passion of the Christ, though I recognize them as awesome films.

      Something doesn't have to be entertaining for it to be good. They are not logical equivilents.

    22. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Saying that not carring a movie that is 40+ years old are the only good ones is snobbish in the extreme.
      there are good movies at movie rental places, just not 40+ year old ones. sheesh.

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    23. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 1

      dude that doesn't make gramatical sense... or sense at all

    24. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "If you live in a cave your whole life and the only movie you're allowed to see is Deuce Bigallow Male Jiggalo part 5, you'll think it's pretty damn enjoyable, does that make it Good???"
      Yes, it does. "Good" is entirely subjective. The study and critique of film is not a science and therefore, if someone enjoys a film, it is good from their perspective.

      "is that to say that Titanic was a "good" movie because so many people enjoyed it?"
      Isn't that the exact claim you made? Popularity equates to "goodness"? You just want to use a different sample set - film critics, etc - which, in my eyes, is a pretty poor way to go about things. Listen, you obviously like the Seven Samurai a lot. That's great. Congrats. But telling people they're uncultured and things like that if they haven't seen it or didn't care for it is just sad. It also stinks of elitism. At the end of the day, it's a goddamned movie. Get over yourself and get over your respect for film students.
    25. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      Bad.

      Any other questions?

    26. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "but also agreed to by many many people that love movies... i.e. Roger Ebert)"
      Shifting your thesis, aren't you? I thought we were supposed to care about people who are knowledgeable of the craft? Wasn't that your claim? Directors, film students? Now you're saying that if people "love movies", we should listen to what they have to say on the quality of movies.

      As for the rest of your diatribe, the fact that you've been reduced to vulgarity shows that your argument doesn't have a leg to stand on. Someone's list of good movies is just as valid as anyone else's if it's a list of movies that they enjoy and are entertained by. I'm amazed at your need to both insult other people and demand that people see the world exactly like you do. I'm clearly smarter than you as I can discuss things without the need for vulgarity but I do not believe that my thoughts on some good movies are somehow "more right" than yours because what makes a movie good is entirely personal and from your own perspective.

      [Although, yours could be invalid if what you claim is good is just a sad attempt to make yourself look sophisticated - which could be entirely true. I'm surprised that someone that has such an appreciation of Chaplin cannot express himself in a more intelligent manner. Perhaps you don't "get" Chaplin but have learned just enough from your sacred film critics to know that you should "get" him and you can parrot a film critic's words.]

    27. Re:Chaplin and Kurosawa by milimetric · · Score: 1

      no, if you go by what I say, I'm just straight up a hipocrite. If you were watching me type what I typed however, you'd see a satisfied little smirk on my face that enjoys swearing and fighting with anyone for fighting's sake. I agree with everything you said though, and I could care less what other see the world as. I am a little bit saddened by the fact that people can't appreciate Chaplin.

      In any case, I also don't care what critics say except when they have valid points. Some movies are just plain bad and critics force you to actually think about what you consider is good or bad. All I was trying to do with my inflamatory cursing is get people to tell me what they think about movies. Instead, all I got was people putting me down, and rightfully so. I retract my curses with nothing gained. Perhaps honey will attract more bees than vinegar next time.

      Here's to eloquence and love of mankind!

  30. And movies for infantile appetites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... commercials, idiot plots, insufferable traffic, $3.75 for a chocolate bar, garbage, sticky seats ... oh yeah, a delightful experience.

  31. Call me crazy.... by CFTM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But I think there might be hope for capitalism in the US afterall! Hollywood is old school and very traditional; they like things done how they've always been done and in the past have been completely unwilling to acknowledge the need for change. Luckily, the dollar is a very powerful persuader. That being said, I still really enjoy the move going experience but let's save it for movies that are actually entertaining. Let them keep making the crap but send most of it straight to DVD. Might piss the theatre chains off but business is a changing.

    1. Re:Call me crazy.... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Hollywood isn't old school or traditional. (Unless maybe you mis-spelled "stuck in a rut.")

      Hollywood is exclusive and self-infatuated. There's a big difference.

  32. stop blaming it on gas or cell phones by tont0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i went from watching atleast a movie a week to about 1 every month or so. its just that movies suck. i got tired of wasting my money on something that they just dumped all their money into special effects and forgot about scripts. im hoping that soon the 'eye candy' era will fade out and will go back to just writing good movies instead of relying on good effects. movies like Stealth and what not are definitely not relying on a good script. its scary because at some point, someone said 'HOLY SHIT! I GOT A GREAT IDEA! A PLANE... THAT THINKS ON ITS OWN AND BLOWS THINGS UP! and its fighting only a funny/witty black man, some duffus white guy and a hot chick'

    1. Re:stop blaming it on gas or cell phones by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Stealth could have been a great movie, if only the writers had done it more like a Keith Laumer "Bolo" story, rather than the disappointing mess they made out of it.

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  33. Commercials and Price by geoffrobinson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Ticket prices have become ridiculous. I like going to the theater in general, but the prices are only warranted on very rare occasions that a film deserves to be seen on the big screen. There was a good discussion in the Tipping Point (I think) about how ticket pricing doesn't reflect supply and demand. The same price for Spider-Man and XXX: State of the Union? A lower price for films not that much in demand would increase the amount of overall tickets sold in gross revenue.

    2) Two Towers had about 45 minutes worth of commercials that preceded it. By the time they were over and the film started, I wanted Frodo to get captured and tortured by some orcs.

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    1. Re:Commercials and Price by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Remembered the book. "Wisdom of the Crowd."

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    2. Re:Commercials and Price by courtarro · · Score: 1
      You hit it spot on price. Ticket prices seem to have exceeded the threshold of what people will put down without thinking. When movies cost $4, why not just go to the theater? Who cares if it sucks or not, it's a decent way to pass the time.

      Now that movies cost $8 and up, theaters have lost the impulse buyer. When I plan to check out a movie nowadays, I give it a little time to show up on the Tomatometer, and if the percentage is good enough I'll check it out. If not, I might rent the DVD when it comes out later, but I'm not going to waste $8 seeing a movie that might suck. In other words, I plan my moviegoings so that I get the most money for my dollar, and I end up seeing far less movies.

      This explains why good movies are exceeding records for gross, and yet theaters are seeing less money overall. People no longer go to movies on an impulse; they only attend "sure bets" and have become conservative and that's the worst thing a retailer could want.

    3. Re:Commercials and Price by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      The same price for Spider-Man and XXX: State of the Union? A lower price for films not that much in demand would increase the amount of overall tickets sold in gross revenue.

      Yeah, I've been thinking about this lately too. I would happily pay more (perhaps up to $20) for a good movie that the sheeple have no interest in and I might actually go see the crap (read blockbuster) movies if they were only a buck. It might very well generate more revenue on the blockbusters as well because your typical wrestling fan doesn't have the spare cash to see every movie the Rock is in. A true free market would be the cure to so many woes in our economy. And more good movies would be made as the box office proceeds for those types of movies start to soar. The more I think about it, the more I'm certain that it's the right thing for the studios to do. It may be the only thing at this point.

    4. Re:Commercials and Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the same price for Spider-Man and XXX: State of the Union?

      See that's a catch 22 though. If you price XXX at $4 then no one will see it because you've admitted it sucks. When the price is the same, you often end up going because you're not sure if the movie is actually any good.

    5. Re:Commercials and Price by PWatson · · Score: 1
      2) Two Towers had about 45 minutes worth of commercials that preceded it. By the time they were over and the film started, I wanted Frodo to get captured and tortured by some orcs.
      So did you see The Return of the King, or read the book? I don't remember if the theatrical version of the movie has it, but in the books you certainly get your revenge.
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    6. Re:Commercials and Price by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could adjust prices after the first couple of weeks. Or only have the premium prices for the sure-fired hits or the ones with buzz.

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  34. Is he alive? by gaanagaa · · Score: 1

    Is Bram Cohen dead or jusr that Bit Torrented movies are now legal?

  35. My reason for going less by gorbachev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of the movie theatres are just in a disgusting state. They're just not appealing environments for me.

    You go there and half the ticket booths are not staffed and the automated ticket machines are all malfunctioning, so you can't pick up tickets bought in advance without having to wait in line.

    You get inside the theatre and half the concession stands are unstaffed.

    The ones that are staffed have lines longer than the bathrooms, have sticky goo all over the counter and are staffed by people who have no concept of customer service whatsoever.

    Once you get your $3 coke, that costs $1 outside the theatre, and start walking to take a seat, you have to struggle to not get your feet stuck to whatever sticky shit is covering the floor.

    Whenever you arrive at your seat, you're hoping that you don't sit down on one of the many seats that have been broken for more than 2 months. Once you're reasonably happy with the seat, that still creaks and is uncomfortable, you have to clear your immediate surroundings from droppings left by people attending the previous screening. Anything from gum on the seats and/or armrests, empty soda cups in the cupholders, nachos boxes with old, smelly cheese under the seat, etc.

    Then when the movie starts, it actually doesn't start until 20 minutes of commercials.

    Why would I go enjoy all that voluntarily?

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    1. Re:My reason for going less by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      The physical state of the theaters is only part of my problem. Now's it's more of the general "feel" of the whole thing.

      I remember going to the theaters, watching just a few previews (ie, not TV commercials), and watching movies in relative peace. It would be mostly quiet (except some couple in the back whispering or making out) until a funny scene in which case everyone laughs.

      - Now cellhpones constantly going off.
      - People are more abnoxious.
      - We have to see TV commercials for Levis jeans and stuff.

      And to top everything off, most movies are subpar. Sure, I liked Batman Begins and will definately see Serenity.

      But, come on. "White Chicks, "Taxi (with Queen Latifah)," and other nonsense movies really depress me.

    2. Re:My reason for going less by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I went to see Kung Fu Hustle (best movie this year, incidentally) part of the theatre drop-ceiling actually collapsed due to water leaking on it from above. Fortunately it fell on the other side of the room, and dropped some ominous wet chunky bits of ceiling tile, convincing people to move before it seriously fell. Theatre didn't bother to interrupt the movie at all, though I suppose they've fixed it by now.

    3. Re:My reason for going less by dmccarty · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Theaters share some of the blame, but not all of it. Whose fault is it that the floor is sticky, there is gum on the seats, and trash all over the place?

      Yours.

      Not you specifically, of course, but people around you that behave like animals. People spill their soda and popcorn and don't bother to pick it up or use a napkin to wipe it up. People leave their trash in their seats, ignoring the trash cans that are usually inside or immediately outside the room. Where is the average person's manners these days? Where is the common courtesy of not acting like a lazy slob and not leaving your garbage where you sat?!

      The main reason I go to the movies less isn't the quality of the movies, but the quality of the moviegoers. I'm sure the theaters could do a better job of cleaning up, but so could everyone else.

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    4. Re:My reason for going less by jfisherwa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fuck that. If the theater is going to charge as much as my maid service, that's how they will be treated.

      You don't walk into a restaurant, sit down at a dirty table and think "My God, the previous people to eat here were complete slobs!"

      I would be more inclined to not leave my $10 popcorn + Coke "VALUE COMBO" under my seat if there hadn't been trash there to begin with.

    5. Re:My reason for going less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common courtesy is unfortunately an endangered species these days.

      Many people will not take care of their own rubbish in public spaces.
      "Don't they pay someone to do this for me?"

      Many people don't use the turn signals on their cars.
      "Isn't it obvious that I'm going to turn left?"

      Many people refuse to return their shopping carts to the store, or even take them to the little corrals provided for them in parking lots.
      "Don't they pay someone to do this for me?"

    6. Re:My reason for going less by gubbas · · Score: 1

      If the patrons are trashing the theater en masse then there is something larger at work. Usually it's the theaters fault for not employing enough people to clean between shows or foot the bill to keep up on maintenance. Maybe it's paying $20 for stale popcorn and a flat 22oz soft drink that is 1oz coke and 21oz of ice. I think you are seeing people express dissatisfaction at how the theater is being run. Of course, I don't know where you live...but the theaters around me devide cleanly between the excellent and very clean to the lousy and rundown. In the latter, I am personally more inclined to leave my trash under the seat.

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    7. Re:My reason for going less by greed · · Score: 1
      ignoring the trash cans that are usually inside or immediately outside the room.

      The main-stream theatres I've been to, if you can even FIND a trashcan, it has a tiny hole on the top that is smaller than the "medium" soda cup, has been full since the first afternoon matinee finished, and shows no sign of being emptied any time soon, either.

      Whereas the guys that are supposed to pick up the trash after the screening have a commercial-size trash-bin-on-wheels without a lid, so they can stuff everything right in. If I see them waiting when it's time to leave, I'll put my trash in their bin. But otherwise, I'll leave it for them.

      The repertory and art-house theatres, on the other hand, charge reasonable prices for soda and popcorn, and has great big trash bins where you can easily find them and they're set up so you can put stuff in them.

    8. Re:My reason for going less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >I would be more inclined to not leave my $10 popcorn + Coke "VALUE COMBO" under my seat if there hadn't been trash there to begin with.


      I'll give you high marks for a good rationalization, but you're still a jerk.

    9. Re:My reason for going less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll never treat my maid like that, but it's me, I'm stupid that way...
      I guess you're a member of the "I've paid, I'll do what I want" club, good for you...
      Now, get on your oil sucking SUV and go away.

    10. Re:My reason for going less by jayloden · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the teenagers they pay to staff the theater are still getting paid the same rates as they were before movies cost 10 dollars a ticket. They may be charging as much as your maid service, but they're sure as hell not paying their staff to be your maid*...

      *or, apparently, enough for decent customer service if my recent theater visits are any indication

    11. Re:My reason for going less by Soporific · · Score: 1

      When is the last time you've seen a trash can in a movie theater? I don't know about you but in all the theaters I've been to a cleaning crew comes in and sweeps everything downhill then it's collected at the bottom of the theater.

      ~S

    12. Re:My reason for going less by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Historically(meaning befor 1980) walk-in theaters cleaned up after people left. So I never even think to pick up becasue for the first 10 years of walk-in thater going It was neve expected of me, and in fact they would let you know that they would be happy to pick up the trash, after all what kind of experience is going out if you have to pick up the trash?
      Flash forward to today where you expected to bus your own table, and tip the person behind the counter that just stands there while you do all the work.

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    13. Re:My reason for going less by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      i have spilled my drink in a theater. i did not clean it up. i am not a slob, or a pig. it was an accident. it was dark, and i did not have a mop with me. cleaning the theater is part of the job. when people sit in small unfamiliar seats in the dark while eating and drinking, things will get spilled.

    14. Re:My reason for going less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod the parent up!!

    15. Re:My reason for going less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are a moron.

  36. Studios? by Raagshinnah · · Score: 0

    "It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame."

    Er, no. One NYTimes journalist has understood that the studios have only themselves to blame.

  37. Couple more by acherrington · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do not forget about the rising price of movie prices themselves. Look for yourself at how much prices have gone up here. I can tell you inflation was not that high.

    Look at other emerging markets. Tivo: It used to be that you would go and watch a movie when there was nothing on television. Now you can watch the shows you want to see on TV (and there are a lot more channels to choose from), when you have time. Going to the movie theater is now far more inconvenient than it used to be.

    Another emerging market: Video games... With a limited amount of entertainment, dollars available and those funds are currently shrinking... Something had to give way to pay for the emerging video game market. Simplest answer: Movies are no longer having their competitive edge that they once did.

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    1. Re:Couple more by wbean · · Score: 2, Informative

      Re:Couple more (Score:?)
      by wbean (222522) on Thursday August 25, @12:18PM
      Actually, if you use the CPI inflator found at http://www1.jsc.nasa.gov/bu2/inflateCPI.html, you find that the ticket-price inflation occured prior to 1967. Prices have been remarkably stable since then - even through the high-inflation period in the 70's.

      My problem is that I don't want to sit through 20 minutes of commercials for movies I'd rather not see and the volume is often loud enought that I've taken to carrying earplugs.

      Here are some sample datapoints:

      Year Price Price in 2004 $
      2004 $6.21 6.21
      2000 $5.39 5.91
      1990 $4.22 6.09
      1980 $2.69 6.16
      1967 $1.22 6.90
      1963 $0.86 5.30
      1958 $0.68 4.44
      1954 $0.49 3.44
      1948 $0.36 2.82

    2. Re:Couple more by kemster · · Score: 1

      Do not forget about the rising price of movie prices themselves. Look for yourself at how much prices have gone up here. I can tell you inflation was not that high.

      Let's look at the prices on that web site for the past 16 years. Notice that the prices from 1989 onwards are the ones based on a survey (also I'm guessing most Slashdot users don't remember, or weren't around to witness, pre-1989 prices).

      Price in 1989 = $3.99. Price in 2004 = $6.21. ($6.21/$3.99)^(1/16) = 1.0280

      CPI for 1/1989 = 121.2. CPI for 1/2005 = 191.3. (191.3/121.2)^(1/16) = 1.0289

      So it looks like ticket prices have been growing by about 2.8%/yr, whereas the CPI has been about 2.9%/yr.. (i.e. inflation > ticket hike, past 16yrs).

    3. Re:Couple more by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Where the hell are you paying $6.21 for a movie? It's $9.50 around here, and $11-$12 at some big-city theaters

    4. Re:Couple more by ran-o-matic · · Score: 1

      Actually, from 1990 to today, price changes have (more or less) matched inflation.

    5. Re:Couple more by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Look at other emerging markets.

      That is something that is not mentioned enough.

      It seems as though relative prices for some recreational items have steadily decreased, while others have steadily decreased.

      Electronics and computers are exponentially better than they were 20 years ago, yet the actually cost less, even disregarding inflation. The catch is that you "need" more electronics junk today than you did not too long ago. Think about it. What is common in households today. TV, phone, cellphone, dishwasher, video player, cable or satellite service, stereo or home theater system, answering machine, game console, computer, etc. Actually, minus the dishwasher, all of that stuff is common for kids that are freshmen in college and have not had a fulltime job.

      Granted CDs and movies have actually gone down in price considering inflation, but not much.

      We as the consumer simply want more for our money. If the price of CDs halved or quartered, I would bet that people would spend as much or more on music, but they will have a more diverse collection like their electronic "necessities".

      Actually, I'm floored at all of the things that an average non-working college kid "needs" in his doom. Not that I'm envious or anything, but its a lot. Think back as to when each of those devices were introduced to the public. Many are from within 30 years.

    6. Re:Couple more by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      wow id love to find a theater that charges ~6.20 a ticket, thats less than a matinee in the DC area, let along an evening show which is 9.50+

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    7. Re:Couple more by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Tivo is the other major factor (besides commercials) that has kept me away from theaters. Not only is there more on TV, but I've gotten used to pausing whenever I want, FFing past boring crap (including commercials), and Instant Replaying the good stuff (if any). None of which I can do at the theater.

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    8. Re:Couple more by pdjohe · · Score: 1

      asdf

    9. Re:Couple more by scibbers · · Score: 1

      as a gamer, I spent $100 on hardware and another $100 on games this summer. Oh and also I paid $30 a month for highspeed internet so I could play said games online.

      do I have cash to go see movies? not really

      but, I do go see a good movie when it comes out regardless, and keep the ticket stub. Looking at my pile of stubs from this year, only 2 of them are from this summer and 8 are from the previous 4 months. I think that says something about the quality of movies that have been coming out lately.

      also, paying $15 to go see a movie (total cost) works out to about 5-7 dollars an hour depending on the length of the movie...where as looking at my xfire stats the amount of time I spent on video games and the cost of them works out to less than a dollar an hour. so, regardless of the quality of the movies coming out, my dollars are better spent on video games just for the entertainment/dollar factor.

  38. I can add a few more reasons by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    We all know that popcorn doesn't cost $3 a bucket. A soda is not $3 either. And a dollar pack of candy shouldn't be $3.

    The theaters are nearly the size of my living room anyways. Why pay money to sit in someone else's living room?

    Commercials. I shouldn't have to pay for my movie twice. I paid the ticket at the door - lose the commercials.

    Rude people. Once upon a time, people knew how to conduct themselves in public. If you ever want to know how far away from that we've gotten, go to the movies. You'll see.

    Lying reviewers. I'm sure payola is involved somehow. Even the lamest movie has at least 3 idiots from some newspaper "raving" about how it's an "edge of your seat extravaganza!" Dear movie industry, you can cut that out now. Nobody believes these people and that's your own fault.

    No difference in quality. Most of these dinky theaters have absolutely *lousy* audio. Primarily because you're sitting in a narrow cabinet. Bigger theaters make for better sound. And better picture quality too. The larger screens of days gone by could hide many sins. Remember watching Star Wars your first time? Looked great, didn't it? Then when you got your very first VCR tape of it you couldn't help but notice the light green boxes around all the spacecraft? Bigger screens are *better* - that's why.

    Ok, that's enough rant for me for one day. Feel free to add more.

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    1. Re:I can add a few more reasons by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      We all know that popcorn doesn't cost $3 a bucket. A soda is not $3 either. And a dollar pack of candy shouldn't be $3.

      Commercials. I shouldn't have to pay for my movie twice. I paid the ticket at the door - lose the commercials.

      Because you are paying two different organizations for two different things. The movie ticket price goes to the move company. The theatre does not get any of that money. The theatre gets its money from popcorn and commercials. That is what pays for the building, employees, utilities.

      So when you pay the ticket price to see the movie, that pays for the show only. The rest of the cost (food, commercials) is what you pay to be in the theatre while watching that movie.

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    2. Re:I can add a few more reasons by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Because you are paying two different organizations for two different things. The movie ticket price goes to the move company. The theatre does not get any of that money. The theatre gets its money from popcorn and commercials. That is what pays for the building, employees, utilities.

      I remember a time where there were no commercials at the movies. How did the theatre make its money back then?

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    3. Re:I can add a few more reasons by ewhac · · Score: 1
      The larger screens of days gone by could hide many sins. Remember watching Star Wars your first time? Looked great, didn't it?

      Uh, no, it didn't.

      Star Wars got put into the Northgate Theater, the sh*ttiest cinema in Marin County. Clearly, it was assigned to that venue because it was widely believed the film was going to be a flop ("Space opera? That'll pull in maybe a few kids..."). But when Star Wars became a runaway success, virtually defining the term "blockbuster," you'd think they would have moved it to one of the better screens in Marin.

      Nope. Star Wars stayed in that miserable hole for its entire run. Part of me wants to believe that George Lucas's obsession with film presentation quality (THX, digital cinema, etc.) can be traced to a fateful day when he went to see his own film in Northgate Theater and was so appalled that he vowed to create and market a superior experience so that sort of thing would never happen again.

      Not that I'm bitter about any of this, mind you... :-)

      Schwab

    4. Re:I can add a few more reasons by drsquare · · Score: 1

      The theaters are nearly the size of my living room anyways. Why pay money to sit in someone else's living room?

      Christ, where the hell do you live? Buckingham Palace?

    5. Re:I can add a few more reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "So when you pay the ticket price to see the movie, that pays for the show only. The rest of the cost (food, commercials) is what you pay to be in the theatre while watching that movie."

      It is a sliding scale. If you go in the opening week, 100% of the price goes to the studio. The longer you wait, the theatre's cut increases.

  39. Our theaters are crap by simetra · · Score: 1

    I've been taking my two little boys, age 5 and 2, to the kid movies. The audio in the theaters sucks so much ass! It's almost painful. They need to make the theater experience better in order to compete. Otherwise, it's not really worth the bother, and much easier to rent the DVD later.

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  40. May be a good sign! :-) by LuckyStarr · · Score: 1

    Recently I went to a movie. The 30 minutes of ads and movie previews were very interesting.

    The commercials were bad enough, but the movie previews topped them all.

    Can't recall what it was, some sort of robo-ai-fighterjet-calamity. Totally stupid. Yet the local countryside-themoreexplosionsthebetterthemovie-you th cheered. The guy right behind me asserted "We'll go to that one!".

    So... if the moviegoers decline, yet the stupid still find the movies great it must mean the people are getting more intelligent!? Nah... can't be.

    Nice thought, though.

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  41. It isn't just movies by geophile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In just about any creative enterprise, there is tension between the creators, who are often motivated by love of what they do; and the bean-counters whose only goal is to cut cost. The bean-counters have been winning. They've squeezed so much life out of their products for short-term gain that they've ignored the long term consequences, which we are now experiencing, at least in the USA:

    - Crappy movies nobody wants to see, (hello Hollywood)

    - Crappy music noboby wants to buy, (hello top 40)

    - Crappy cars nobody wants to drive, (hello GM)

    - Crappy software that is barely tolerated, (hello Microsoft)

    There are people who will pay time and money for quality, but it isn't clear they can support businesses large enough to displace the mediocre behemoths.

    1. Re:It isn't just movies by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Interesting that apart from the cars in your list, all that crappy music, crappy movies, and crappy software seems to be readily available on filesharing networks. If its so crappy, why are people trading it like theres no tomorrow?

    2. Re:It isn't just movies by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Because they can.

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    3. Re:It isn't just movies by lee1026 · · Score: 0

      those crappy music are top 40 because they sell well. and so calling them music no one want to buy is a ted bit stupid.

    4. Re:It isn't just movies by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Because "crappy" is relative. A lot of people like that Top 40 music.

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    5. Re:It isn't just movies by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

      God, you are smart. (seriously)

      You should come work for the videogame industry and put a curb to the same fucking thing thats happening in gaming.

      Actually its probably too late.

    6. Re:It isn't just movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I was expecting you to end with the first program you ever wrote.

    7. Re:It isn't just movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because on the file sharing networks the price is right:0.

    8. Re:It isn't just movies by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1


      Creators and Looters is what Ayn Rand called them. Go read Atlas Shrugged.
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    9. Re:It isn't just movies by M0riarty · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Simple, it's just filesharing.

      I'm on a cracking team, and I can tell you this much, most of what I reverse-engineer is complete junk (Norton A/V 2005, anyone?). The problem is, there is a high demand for it. The majority of the internet thinks Norton is the best a/v around, just like a large number of people think top 40 music is good.

    10. Re:It isn't just movies by geekoid · · Score: 1

      point in fact MOST people like top 40....that's why it's on the TOP 40.

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    11. Re:It isn't just movies by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      If its so crappy, why are people trading it like theres no tomorrow

      Because downloading it costs what it is worth

      Software, music and movie creators have to consider that perhaps their products should be cheaper - get them under the threshhold so buying is less hassle than downloading

      Actually many download because they can, not because what they're downloading is anything they really want or would even remotely consider buying no matter how cheap. There's a definite hording tendency when the downloading is easy and cheap.

  42. Independent Theaters by RainbowSix · · Score: 1

    I suggest looking for independent theaters where you live. Here in Pittsburgh, we have The Oaks Theater. This weekend they're showing Back to the Future for $5 and their snacks are reasonably priced!

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    1. Re:Independent Theaters by joshdick · · Score: 1

      This is very sound advice.

      In Philadelphia I only attend the Ritz theatres. I think they don't even let kids in there. No cell phones or commercials either.

      I'd be interested in seeing the revenue data for independant theatres versus big stupid chains. Perhaps not everyone in the industry is suffering.

  43. The cost of making the films killing the industry. by Bahumat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, not the price of labor, although the payscale for some high talent actors is amazing. But let's face it; most of those actors aren't just selling their talent, they're selling their name and history of past successes in roles.

    But here's an ugly truth: The next time you go to a movie theatre to see the next big summer blockbuster sci-fi blam-kapow film, you'll probably pay, say, $10.00 for the film ticket.

    It costs the theatre $14.00 for the rights to show you that movie, per person. So right off the bat, they've lost $4.00. Hence the insane prices at the concession: They *have* to make that money back at the concession, or else they have to raise the ticket prices by %40 or so.

    The cost for special effects and high budgets is passed on in this way. The rights for a theatre to screen a movie made on a budget of 20 million dollars is much cheaper. The rights for a theatre to screen a movie that cost 200 million dollars is much more expensive.

    Theatres frequently lose money per ticket sold, on the more expensive films.

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  44. 2 additional reasons: by WetCat · · Score: 1

    - Annoying long "announcements"
    - intolerable high sound volume.

    1. Re:2 additional reasons: by smcleish · · Score: 1

      Volume is definitely one of the main reasons my partner and I stopped going to cinemas - the amplification suddenly got louder about the time of the Star Wars special edition re-releases (1998ish). My partner suffers from noise sensitivity. We haven't been back since then, and we've found that it's now driving us out of live theatre too - and she has a masters in drama, so it would take a lot to do this. (Since when does Shakespeare require loud dance music?) If the watching environment is intolerable, we'd rather wait until it comes out on video, or even until it comes round on TV.

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  45. Just like Rock and Roll: it's gone repertory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People used to go see new opera. They didn't redo old operas.

    Same with "classical" music: they didn't go to hear old songs performed, they went for new songs.

    Same thing happened with Rock and Roll. People used to go the hear new songs, now they go to hear old songs. Same thing with ballet and jazz.

    (Yes, yes, I know ... there are new ballets and new rock music and new jazz ... but it's all derivative. There's not a whole lot new coming out.)

    So. The same thing has happened with movies. Hollywood just keeps remaking old movies; there is very little new stuff.

    TVs got big enough and DVDs got good enough that there's not that great an incentive to go to a movie theatre and pay 10 bucks for a ticket. You can rent a movie for $2.99.

  46. Sounds like you guys still haven't heard of by capicu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shark Boy and Lavagirl! I mean, come on - 3D! IT'S A 3D MOVIE FOR GOD'S SAKE! That means you get special glasses which YOU GET TO KEEP!! How can you complain about the price when you are getting special glasses FOR FREE?! Check her out: LAVA GIRL
    Allow me to recap:
    - 3 dimensions (4 if you count the time it takes to watch the movie, upwards of 10 if you factor in certain physics theories)
    - SPECIAL GLASSES
    - Hot lava girl

  47. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Motorcross.

  48. Its all about the money, there prices are TOO high by mhx · · Score: 0

    Its really all a money issue. For 2 people to goto the movies its about $30-40. This would get your 2 tickets, popcorn, candy, and drinks..

  49. Software Pirate Disappointed With Latest Games by topgeek · · Score: 1
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  50. Soooo close, but no cigar. by Rahga · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough."

    They got really close here, but the honest truth is that many people who would have gone to movies simply aren't quite as bored as they once were. While not all information is free, the internet makes it much easier to access information and people... There's plenty of people learning, socializing, or just getting a load of visual kicks off the net that movies just can't compete with.

    To be quite honest, why _should_ people have cared about Cotton coming to Harlem in the first place, what the Matrix is, or if the funky looking chick from that unfunny Bill Murray movie can escape an island? Arguably, they didn't. Most people just want to avoid boredom or spend time with their mates without actually having to converse. There will always be a market for movies, but probably not quite as big a share of the market ever again.

    That, and the modern theater experience sucks. $3.50 for popcorn is a huge markup, 10 minutes of previews is about 10 minutes too many.

    1. Re:Soooo close, but no cigar. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I read an article that put cellphones/SMS as part of the blame: People will immediatly text their friends after they see a movie. So bad movies don't do as well, since word of mouth spreads much quicker.

  51. Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mean that people do prefer watching movies at a cinema over watching low quality artefact covered versions on a 15 inch monitor?

    Naah!

  52. 10 dollars just for the ticket. Ridiculous. by dividedsky319 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is it really that tough to figure out why they aren't making as much? It's too expensive!

    They have to realize, it's not like everyone can afford 20 bucks just for admission for a couple to go to the movies. Add food and a drink onto that, and you're talking about at least a 30 dollar night.

    Instead of raising the price, why not try lowering the price a few bucks? I'm sure the difference in price would be offset by the amount of people going back to theaters.

    I DO like going to the theater to see a movie. It gets me out of the house, and it makes me feel like I'm doing something as opposed to sitting around watching tv. But it's not possible to spend 20 bucks every weekend just for 2 hours of entertainment. A few months down the line and that 20 bucks could BUY me the movie on DVD.

  53. Home Theaters for the Win! by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    I have a home theater, have had one for several years now. And for those years I have had a rapidly declining urge to see anything in the theaters. At home I have personalized surround, and a controllable environment. I don't get raped at the till for ticket and food prices, and I don't have to sit through a movie punctuated by annoying talkers, cell phones, and small children brought inappropriately into more mature films than they should be.

    Sorry Hollywood, but I can spend my 20 Canuckbucks at Best Buy and watch the movie dozens of times, each time pitying thoe poor bastards who had to endure the theater "experience".

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  54. its still self-serving... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1


    Even with the admission by Hollywood players that piracy is not to blame in the decline of theatre ticket sales, the reasoning is still self-serving. By claiming the decline is due to Joe Public having big screen televisions, surround sound, and DVD quality, the studios are trying to make their case (indirectly) that the only way to survive this multimedia age we live in will be to simultaneously release features to both the theatres and pay-per-view/DVD markets. And this means squeezing exhibitors to starve off this plan. How would they do that? By forcing exhibitor demands for better financing (and potential revenue share of the savings) of the digital projection & distribution changeover.

    To me, this also means that there will be further consolidation of the exhibitor chains and the squeezing of independents which seems to happen to all industries eventually. Say hello to more Regal Cinemas blaring 20 minutes of advertisements of NBC television programming in digital cinema projection glory.

    And yeah, I am still pissed that Regal no longer honors the "Regalator" cups since Regal was acquired-on-the-cheap from bankruptcy along with UA Theatres and formerly terrific Edwards Cinema. chain...

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  55. Re:2 parts fx / 3 parts sex / 4 parts gore / 0 plo by crlove · · Score: 1

    Rarely do they use sex and gore in movies over the last few years. That would give the movie an R-rating, thus making it less marketable.

    However, look at the biggest hits critically and financially this summer: R-rated movies based around sex.

    And, actually, this is great. Studios won't put out a "less marketable" R-rated movies about those dirty, nasty subjects unless *gasp*, it's worth putting out!

    Leading us to the eventual, "When the only R-rated movies are quality, then only quality movies will be R-rated".

  56. The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whispering every so often is one thing, but my girlfriend and I have had some bad experiences with going out to see a movie. We had a couple sit down next to us and the woman was some frumpy, dumpy middle age woman and she kept glaring at my girlfriend (who was just resting her head on my shoulder) and even coughed up and sprayed a bunch of spit on my girlfriend's leg. Then there are the cell phones, the kids that aren't forced to sit down and watch the movie or leave and things like that.

    We really need the theatres to say to people, "look if it's an emergency, take the call, but otherwise if you take the call we'll throw you out." I leave my cell phone off anyway. The real problem is that so many Americans are just selfish bastards and don't bother to think about others. They don't care about others' rights because it's all about them, them and only them.

    1. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by TheWizardTim · · Score: 1

      Two words: Faraday Cage
      I would pay extra to go to a movie theater that had one of these built-in to the walls and roof.

    2. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I went to one of the Serenity sneak previews, and they actually said that anybody with a cell phone that rings would be thrown out, and everybody sitting near them would be *expected* to point at them to make it easier to find them. Damn near brought a tear to my eye. I just wish they would have that sort of service in all the shows, rather than just the occasional special sneak preview.

      Having a real person come in, say a few words, and maybe give away a free T shirt or something in every show would be a great way to leverage the advantage of a movie theater : being in public, rather than all alone.

    3. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      So, question: Did you get, walk out, and tell the theatre you wanted your money back because you couldn't enjoy the movie because the lady in the next seat was oboxious? Did you even change seats?

      If not, how was the theatre to know that there was a problem they needed to solve? I'm not saying the theatre shouldn't do something, just that short of watching every seat with infrared googles how are they to know. (And even then, how do they tell the difference between your girlfriend resting her head on your shoulder and someone pretending to wisper in your ear?)

      Just saying the idiots won't learn curtousy without it being pointed out to them.

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    4. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      When I was little, I vaguely recall there being ushers in the cinemas. Ushers were people who would throw you out of the cinema if you were acting inappropriately.

      Now you're treated like a busybody if you get out of your seat and seek out managment to complain about somebody.

    5. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone get into a business where its sole distributor charges it more than the business can charge the customer? Why wouldn't they just stop showing the big budget movies and make more money?

      I'm a frequent dime-dropper in theatres...but I've found that the theatres in my area generally won't do a thing about it. I think largely it's because of lack of competition, but I think it's partly lack of balls on the part of the management. As for getting my money back, I've been told by both chains in my area that they do not do that; you're lucky if you even get free passes to use next time, and those free passes aren't good for "Special Engagements," which seem to be any movie that isn't on it's last week in the theatre.

      I think what it comes down to is that most theatres don't have the balls to kick somebody out without refunding them (which they should be able to do), but they know that if you leave on your own they won't have to refund you. So they go path of least resistance.

    6. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      Whispering every so often is one thing, but my girlfriend and I have had some bad experiences with going out to see a movie. We had a couple sit down next to us and the woman was some frumpy, dumpy middle age woman and she kept glaring at my girlfriend (who was just resting her head on my shoulder) and even coughed up and sprayed a bunch of spit on my girlfriend's leg. Then there are the cell phones, the kids that aren't forced to sit down and watch the movie or leave and things like that.


      A lot of the coughers with kids and cellphones are watching movies at home too so they can smoke their cigs, let their kids run, and pause the flick when the phone rings.

      You stay home because they bother you and they stay home so you aren't bothered by them. I guess that's another reason why theater attendence is down.

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    7. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you've tried. I figure if enough fuss is made, something might happen. Nothing will ever happen if no fuss is made. So, if you have a problem, make a fuss. Be polite about it (because being rude makes *you* the problem), but make a fuss. Worst that can happen is they ignore you.

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    8. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by Teianna · · Score: 1

      I've worked at a movie theater now for about three months. While several are bad, not all are. The one I work at if there are kids talking, something disrupting the viewing all they have to do is let a manager or employee know and we handle it right there. For instance, on Friday and Saturday nights we end up throwing out at least three to four groups of kids just because they can't keep quiet, even after they are warned to get quiet.

      However, prices are insane. Because matinees are $5.50 and then of a nights its $7.75 per adult and $5.50 for child and seniors. While the adult goes to $8.00 on adults for Fridays and Saturdays, though I was told it was because of the cost of a reel of film is $5,000 per week and I think we usually end up having at least 17 reels because there is one for each theatre and one will normally share with another movie.

      Prices for popcorn, candy and drinks are even more insane. Thats why I tell most of the people to just head over to Meijer's (grocery store next door) to get stuff there cheaper and come back.

    9. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      "look if it's an emergency, take the call, but otherwise if you take the call we'll throw you out."


      Go outside and take the call. I don't care what kind of emergency it is they can still show some basic courtesy and step outside.


      Some whiners claim they need to be contactable in case something happens to their children. Well shame, I manage, my parents managed and so did their parents. If someone can't be away from their children, then they should stay at home and spare the rest of us.

    10. Re:The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go quite that far, summarily throwing someone out if their phone rings, because sometimes people forget their phone is still on. I've done it - thought I had already turned it off. But on the one occasion when my phone rang I pulled it out immediately and switched it off, I didn't even bother to check who was calling. I also have my ring volume set fairly low; some people insist on having theirs set to rock concert volume just to be extra obnoxious.

      Of course if you've been warned pre-show, that means you should check your phone to be sure it is off.

  57. Its the experiance, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can blame piracy all they want, but the fact of the matter is, the movie going experiance is no longer the same.

    I can't even remember the last movie I saw in a theatre, but I remember the experiance.

    I went with the girl I was seeing, and tickets alone were 20 bucks for both us. The, I spent 17 dollars on popcorn and drinks.

    When we got into the theatre, the floor was sticky, the seats were uncomfortable and the theatre was packed. When the lights when dim, we had to sit through about 20 minutes of actual commercials for things like preparation h.

    During the movie, people were talking to each other. People keep on getting up to go do whatever. Cell phones were ringing. The girl in front of me, with the brightest display I have ever seen on a cell phone keep sending and recieving text messages.

    Now compare this to my apartment. I have a big leather couch, a nice flat panel TV with a DVD player. I can buy a DVD for 10 bucks if I really like to movie, or rent it for 3 bucks to see if its an good. I can make some popcorn, and curl up on the couch with whoever and enjoy a nice quite and cheap evening at home.

    So, its a combination of the home theatre now being afforable, the rising price of admission and the decline of society that is to blame.

    Piracy is just a beautiful scapegoat so they don't have to address the real problem

  58. My cinema assessment by Motor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like going to the cinema. I'm predisposed to enjoy a night out watching a film and going for a drink afterwards and discussing it. However, even I'm sick of it these days.

    Why?

    1. Too expensive.

    2. Cinemas are run by idiots. I regularly have to get up and complain to get the picture shown correctly (and on one occasion, with sound).

    3. Idiots who eat/talk or generally make nuisances of themselves, and the cinema staff do nothing.

    4. Formulaic drivel. The large Hollywood studios have driven out of mainstream cinemas anything remotely interesting in favour of their relentlessly formulaic shite. Well, ok, not entirely, but unless you have a big studio behind it, it just doesn't ger exposure.

    5. Adverts/patronising lies/lectures about copyright instead of starting the film. I don't mind trailers (in fact, I quite enjoy a good "coming soon" section)... but I'm sick of being patronised and treated like a mark rather than a paying customer.

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    1. Re:My cinema assessment by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "1. Too expensive."
      Perhaps if they were more expensve, there would be less problems.
      the cinema could hire competant people to run the projector and staff to ask people to leave.

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  59. It's not just movies that blow by garylian · · Score: 1

    Look at the last 5+ years of TV programming, and you can really see that Hollywood doesn't have any clue as to what may be popular. The whole "reality TV" craze happened because there is so little interesting on TV nowadays, that they were bound to draw attention.

    Hollywood has been too busy trying to push actors and actresses with no major appeal onto us as consumers, and thinking we will buy them. cast members that should never be more than supporting actors/actresses, some pissant director/casting director will decide should be a star, and the movies are flops because of it. I mean, Brittany Murphy as a headliner in a half dozen movies? Please! She's not even that good looking, and all of her characters come across the same!

    It's fairly simple. Better plots. Better stories. Better chemistry between the cast. Better casting.

    Look at the last 5 years of comedies that have come out, and how many of them really do have that "rewatchability" factor? That if you were surfing through HBO, and saw it on, you would watch it again, even if you had seen it 4 times already? There aren't many, in my book. And the funny part is, most of them weren't huge box office successes. They did ok, but weren't blockbusters.

    Maybe that is what Hollywood should start looking at. Would that movie generate repeat interest? If you don't think it will, don't make it.

  60. Classic Movies by xxavierg · · Score: 1

    i did not realize how bad new movies are until i rented "On The Waterfront". The whole cast was absolutely amazing, the plot and script was so intense. i am now just renting classic movies. don't get me wrong, i still love "The Matrix" and other sci-fi eye candy, but to fully understand the power of a movie, you need to see a film that was created to tell a story, not just written and edited for a best demographic to dollar ratio and actors who love to act, not just are pretty and get by on that. True, my wife could not get over how "gorgeous" Marlon Brando use to be, but he had the acting skills to back it up.

  61. something funny movie theaters do now by tont0r · · Score: 1

    AMC theaters now make it like they are doing you a favor by giving you commercials to watch before the movie. 'HEY! IF YOU MISSED THE 20, MAKE SURE YOU GET HERE 20 MINUTES EARLIER TO CATCH IT NEXT TIME!' translated to nonmarketing-ploy speak... 'hey! get here earlier so we can get some more money by shoving commercials in your face despite the fact that we just raised the prices of tickets another dollar. '

    1. Re:something funny movie theaters do now by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Weird. In my area (southern California) it's Edwards/Regal that has the %#@$! 20. I go to AMC to avoid it.

  62. The blinders are coming off by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 1

    and Hollywood is seeing the ugly truth. When will the music industry face up to the simple truth?

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  63. Uhm, my thoughts by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    1) I would not blame lack of theatre turnout due to piracy. Most people go to theatre for the big screen experience, to do it with friends or significatn others, etc.

    Also, I was watching on the news (it was some media news blub) saying that DVD/CD piracy has increased by 30%, and most of those is friends to friends (not peer networks) --- but the movie/music industry has increased sales by 40%. I might have the numbers slightly off, but that's about right. This was last week, maybe the week before.

    So while piracy increased, movie sales increased more. Plus even if the %'s were equal, i think that actual numbers are not...in essence if there were 1 million more pirates per year, i think there were 5 more million cd/dvd purchases per year.

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  64. true by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

    Sure there have been less moviegoers in recent years and yes movie piracy has risen but the MPAA forget some other factors that can affect the decline in "moviegoers" mentioned in the article such as the widespread availability and purchasing of DVDs and DVD players that provide home theater quality films at affordable costs to everyone, and bigger TVs that have also become very affordable to more people.

    And because of that, for the people who live in suburbia where there are people with large screens and dvd collections, inviting a few friends over for popcorn and a movie is much more social and convenient than going to the theater. That's what I see more often these days among people of all ages. The rise of the middle class is more evident than ever and it shows in every aspect of the economy.

  65. Nothing worth watching by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    We went to a theater recently, driving quite a ways to get to a good one. No particular movie in mind, just a night out to see whatever good was playing. Nothing good was playing, and we're not going to drop >$20 to just see nothing good. Prices just don't line up with the quality - supply and demand reigns, so we bought 3 used DVDs at Blockbuster for the same price, and saw 6 hours of good stuff at our convenience, AND get to keep the media.

    Unless it's good material needing a huge screen (and "Wedding Crashers" ain't it), the price is just too high.

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  66. Calling all cars by nearlygod · · Score: 1

    Maybe the MPAA should inlist the help of Dick Tracy.

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  67. Executive Salaries by hellfire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    pay the actors less money - they aren't worth 20+ million a movie.

    While I don't disagree with you, can we start with cutting the salaries of the executives first? Those are the real salaries I want nixed and they are paid far more than the actors.

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  68. It's the people! by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    So what's wrong with movies. In every one of the past 10 movies I've gone to:

    1. It seems punk kids get up in the middle of the movie, disappear for about 20 minutes, and then come back with their friends. They then all go out again and do the same with more friends. Sometimes they don't even come back? Meanwhile this is distracting as anything. Stay for the whole thing or leave.

    2. At least 10-20 people pull out their cell phones and either a. fiddle with them with the backlight on, or b. talk to whoever called them, often yelling at their (assumed) parents that they're in a movie and can't be picked up. Go outside!

    3. There are at least 5-10 people who do a combination of a. talk throughout the whole movie, b. get up and shake their fist in an ?Arsino? Hall type fashion at something funny being said during the movie.

    4. Generally 30 minutes from the start of the commercials to the 'Feature Presentation'.

    5. Movies are predictable, uninteresting, and generally awful. Maybe 5% of them are actually worth seeing.

    6. Movies are now $10CDN at the 'big' theatres (as low as $4 at the little ones), but they were once 13.95CDN. Not to mention popcorn and a drink will run you another 10-12$ CDN.

    7. Lack of promotion- the last movie I saw with good promotion was MONTHS of Dukes of Hazzard hype and links to music television networks. You don't have the same hype you once saw for movies like The Matrix, or even movies like Toy Story. You need to get people excited for your crappy warez.

    8. It's antisocial. In a day in which people sit inside at an office all day, why would I want to go sit in a smelly theatre with punk kids for two hours? This is a part of the atmosphere. Making it more of an activity rather than staring forward for 2h would be an interesting feat, but you have to do so without destorying the movie... think about it.

    Now I'm as much of a movie fan as anyone else- I watch movie after movie on TMN, but the quality is way downhill. It's all been done for some time now. The effects are to the point of becoming overdone. Face it- Hollywood just doesn't offer the same humour, action and advenure once seen. there will never be a reproduction of 'Office Space' or 'Way Downtown'.

    PS: Oh- and that set designer that says he makes movies and how pirates steal his living.

    -M

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    1. Re:It's the people! by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Ditto on the audience disturbing the movie experience, but, while I don't care for the commercials, I do like trailers (which are often more fun than the movie I go to see or the movie they are advertising). At least the Regal Cinemas I go to do their "Twenty" thing starting 20 minutes before the advertised start of the movie. Trailers start at the start time (although sometimes they slip in an extra commercial, the bastards).

      I used to work as a projectionist, back when it was a real job with reel changes, splicing film if it breaks, and tinkering with the carbon-arc projectors. I get upset with dim projectors, bad framing, bad focus, and bad sound. I can control these at home.

      Finally, even ignoring rentals, it costs easily $50-60 for our family to go to a movie. I can *buy* 3 or more DVDs for the same price.

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    2. Re:It's the people! by oojah · · Score: 1

      Move to the UK! :)

      Points 1-3 I very rarely have a problem with. I think I've heard one person talk on a phone ever in the cinema. Still annoying...

      4 I'm not sure about - I would say it was shorter, but it depends on the cinema and I've not measured it. It certainly doesn't feel like 30 minutes. I'd go for 15 minutes perhaps.

      I can't argue with the other points unfortunately.

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    3. Re:It's the people! by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1
      Points 1-3 I very rarely have a problem with. I think I've heard one person talk on a phone ever in the cinema. Still annoying...

      4 I'm not sure about - I would say it was shorter, but it depends on the cinema and I've not measured it. It certainly doesn't feel like 30 minutes. I'd go for 15 minutes perhaps.


      It seems to happen more and more. I live in suburbia, and now with every 8-18 year old having their very own cell phone, it's quite annoying. These are the same people who talk throughout the movie and just don't care. They're kids that think they're cool, but you know are going to be sweeping your floors later on in life unless Daddy gets them into a nice cozy job. (see- now I sound miserable... but seriously). It's annoying when it happens and it seems to be happening more and more as cell phones continue to be in everyone's pocket and the people who carry them get younger and younger.

      4. Generally speaking 25-30 minutes around here. Maybe 4 commercials at 2+ minutes a piece and then 5 trailers at 3+ minutes a piece... that works out to 23 minutes, so it's about right. I usually look at my watch and see 25-30 minutes range by the time the 'feature presentation' comes on. It of course depends on what's coming out and if there are movies that fit the target audience.

      Even stranger though, the ONLY commercials I see (excluding the slide-show while you're getting your seats) are for either birth control or hair colouring party (anyone up for a hair streaking party?). Maybe I'm just not the target market of these commercials. Doesn't anyone else want to advertise to movie-goers? Aren't there products out there that older people or... uhh... men... might enjoy too?

      I'd agree though- I enjoy the trailers for sure, but maybe that makes me a consumer-whore.

      I can summarize this, and a lot of other situations with one statement. This is the generation of non-parenting. Really it is. It's the no-supervision, leave-your-kids-at-home-with-a-shoot-em-up-game, tv-will-babysit, generation. The same teens I'm referring to that don't have the basic decency to care about those around them. See- I somehow bring this all to a society reference, but it's true! There's nothing wrong with using a cell phone, but it's more the respect to those around you.

      -M
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  69. Cutting out entertainment by The+Diver · · Score: 1

    Everyone has their reasons for not going to the movie theaters. My reason is basically tied to the cost of fuel. With the current price of gasoline (coupled with bad movies), I've cut back on entertainment. I've even cut cable tv out.

  70. All hail the mighty Cluestick! by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    They finally got it. Took them damn long enough.

  71. sounds like by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    You didn't stay through the mime scene.

    That was pisser, and worth the price IMO.
    I think ppl in the entertainment industry (I did stand up comedy for a few years) do find it more entertaining than the average Joe.

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  72. DVD release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think most people are just waiting for the movies to come out on DVD. How long did it take for Sin City to come out? 3 months??

  73. RACIST PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Niggers ruin my movies."

    How civilized.

  74. To quote Jay Sherman by dobesov · · Score: 1

    "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"

  75. I am sure I am going to second someone. by HoodCrowd · · Score: 1

    MAKE A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK! Most are not even worth my bandwidth. I will bet you piracy has gone down, not because they are cracking down, but because HOLLYWOOD PUTS OUT CRAP.

    Go hug a kitten.

  76. This is what is happening by ahodgkinson · · Score: 1
    This is what is happening:
    1. Hollywood acts like a large organization. For the individuals making investment decisions, big money and careers are at stake.
    2. They tend to stick to previously successful formulas.
    3. Which leads to a risk adverse climate.
    4. Which leads to a winner take all environment (large stars and budgets dominate)
    5. Which stifles innovation and restricts access to market for smaller and experimental films.
    6. Which results in bad movies.
    QED.
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  77. Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Catbeller · · Score: 0, Troll

    Piracy, quality, yadda yadda.

    There's a economic depression going on. That's why people are cutting back on movie ticket purchases.

    Salaries are down, raises are gone, jobs that pay well are scarce, and those jobs easy to get are slavery with a timecard and optional Medicaid.

    There's a price for the free-market utopia that's finally upon us, and will be with us for at least another fifty years. That price is an increasingly impoverished workforce.

    Broke people don't buy stuff. And there are only so many upper middle class and wealthy people to buy expensive real estate and splurge on $50 outings to the movies.

    Attendance is down because people are cutting back on the luxuries. And DVD rentals are what, a dollar a day?

    1. Re:Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Attendance is down because people are cutting back on the luxuries. And DVD rentals are what, a dollar a day?

      Yeah, that's why Starbucks profits were up 30% last quarter. I know many people that will pay $4 for a latte every freaking day. People will always pay money for entertainment and gratuitous things, if the value is high enough. Problem is the difference in value between a DVD rental and a theatre ticket is minimal, while the price difference is huge.

    2. Re:Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Thuktun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There's a economic depression going on. That's why people are cutting back on movie ticket purchases.

      Nonsense, there's plenty of jobs out there to be had. Many people even have two or three of them!

    3. Re:Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "TROLL"????

      Jesus god, Bushies, are you smoking crack????

    4. Re:Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Also, this point was brought up by others and not labeled OT or "troll" because it's a valid explanation. Not sure why this post is trollsy--doesn't seem flame-broiled to me.

      Earlier in this thread a business-owner said the same thing and he wasn't labeled troll. The mods are full of it.

    5. Re:Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Making a joke about the economy is flamebait?

  78. RIAA by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

    Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    Now if only the RIAA would realize this about music...

    1. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the music industry learned this the hard way." the article said. But I don't think they've truly learned yet.

  79. Differing opinion by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree with most of the FP lot.

    Most movie theaters are located in very high rent areas. Of course tickets will also be pricy. I don't think there's a quality drop, it seems pretty status quo.

    I truly believe that our beloved Internet is to blame. You're seeing the same death knell in brick and mortar retail, restaurants, and even car buying. In a capitalist view, time preference is making new markets. The idea behind time preference is that markets flow towards the faster and cheaper sources. Price is rarely the reason.

    Car dealers are selling cars at cost -- with no change in the market slow down. Cars are bought with future earnings often (financing). A lot of people fear their future earnings. Movie theaters prosper when people have money and time right now. Job security has declined, debt has gone way up, savings are nil.

    My retail stores are down 50% since 2004. I have less cash to pay my employees. They have less cash to go to the movies. The movie theater employees have less cash to buy my goods, so they buy online -- money that is 'outsourced' to another state, unlikely to return to my local economy. Rinse, repeat.

    Our dollar loses more value every day as the Fed inflates our currency. That is a fact. My local economy suffers, and in my experience the money that is made online by big warehouses tends to end up in Mexico and Asia. Not enough is recycled back to theaters, car dealers and local retailers.

    Eventually time preference always wins. As our standard
      of living declines, the standard of living in Mexico and Asia increases. The Internet is allowing the free market to balance itself out. Wage
      internationally want to equalize no matter what government or big business wants to do. Its the law of a supply/demand reality.

    Who here went to movies & restaurants often in the 90s? How many new cars at 8% interest did you buy then? How many new cars at 0% and employee price will you buy this decade? How much has your debt gone up in that time?

    1. Re:Differing opinion by egriebel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You have a great theory, and it seems very well thought out.

      But, have you ever heard of "Occam's Razor"? Briefly, it states that the simplest solution is oftentimes the correct one. And the simplest one in this case is that today's movies suck ass. As proof I offer "Bewitched" (even though it has the glorious Nicole Kidman), "Stealth", "Dukes", "Herbie", "Fantastic Four", etc.

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    2. Re:Differing opinion by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I honestly don't see quality differences. Most of my favorite movies are embarrassing. They're favorites because I associate them with friends, inside jokes, and a time in my life when money wasn't a concern. Ghostbusters, North Shore, NL'sacation are terrible productions but my associated memories make them great movies.

      Today, I can't afford them. I buy $4 DVDs (new and used) and watch them on my $1000 TV I bought on credit and will likely pay $2500 for when its paid off. $1500 in interest that could've gone to seeing terrible movies today with friends -- who also can't afford to go.

      'My' theory of time preference is a century old. Hayek, Mises, Rothbard and now Rockwell have warned about overspending + government inflation + no savings = recession. Time preference is killing many markets.

      My retail stores are youth focused extreme sports. Today's youth is overweight, short attention spanned, and tech savvy. Myspace is the new mall, AIM the new phone. I fear for my future because I didn't forsee the decline, nor did I savr. I spent thinking things can only get better. The million bucks I spent in the last 15 years is gone -- helping other countries get better but not paying dividends to me.

      I don't blame anyone but me. When everyone accepts the reality I profess, we can start making changes. Unfortunately I believe that the laws of the free market will surprise many people still living on future earnings.

    3. Re:Differing opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you bought a $1000 tv and will be paying $1500 in interest then you are a moron who deserves to be kicked to the curb.

      Of course, your stores just might not be offering kids what they want and are willing to buy. Sort of like the "crappy movies idea" you so quickly dismiss. If you had something worth buying - then people will buy. As far as sending money elsewhere - where do you get the stock for your stores. Was it all fashioned in your local?

    4. Re:Differing opinion by nonlnear · · Score: 1
      But, have you ever heard of "Occam's Razor"?...

      Problem is it's a judgement call as to what exactly constitutes a simpler answer. The OP's theory boils down to: 'People are spending less because they have less.' That's no less simple than your theory.

      People have been complaining about the quality of Hollywood's products for decades now. To think that things are much worse than before is IMHO, a pastoral myth.

      Going back to your incorrect application of Occam's razor, the razor is inappropriate in this case. Movie attendance is obviously something that depends on a variety of factors. Assuming that it is simpler to attribute it to any one thing just because you've chosen to ignore most of the variables is completely ignorant. Each variable you choose to ignore constitutes an implicit assumption (unless you know that it can be ignored from some other knowledge you have). Therefore, the simplest explanation is actually to say something nebulous like, 'Movie attendance has declined due to a combination of factors working together.'

      A little knowledge of philosophy is a dangerous thing indeed.

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    5. Re:Differing opinion by Knight2K · · Score: 1

      I always felt like the time penalty mostly effected on-line purchase. I can walk into a store and get something I want or need right away. Even the best on-line stores can only promise overnight delivery. And then you may lose time if you happen to miss the delivery truck at your house.

      I've had two-day shipping take a week to get to me: a day for processing before shipping, two days in transit, and then a day where I miss the delivery guy and have to pick up the package at the processing center.

      In my mind, what hurts local sales are:

      * Sales Tax
      * Gas Cost
      * Lower Selection

      What helps on-line sales:

      * Larger selection
      * Easier access (In real life, you have to travel between stores; on-line, stores are essentially all located in the same place)
      * No sales tax

      With on-line purchases, I tend to see shipping as equivalent to tax; it's a cost on top of the price of the item. If I want the shipping time to be minimal (to try and match the convenience of in-store purchase), then I pay almost as much as sales tax in some places. But sales tax is currently high enough in many places that shipping is still a good deal.

      So the first thing is: states have to lower or eliminate sales taxes. Massachusetts just had a tax holiday. And a lot of people came into that state to buy. Then Rhode Island, wrong-headedly, started reminding people of the RI use tax on out-of-state purchases (which I think is an illegal tariff, but the law disagrees). People aren't going to pay more tax on something they already paid taxes on, especially if it is impractical for the state to track down violators.

      States have tried to address on-line purchasing by trying to tax it, which is difficult. But it is relatively easy to make goods cheaper in-state by lowering something they have direct control over. Then your residents might be more willing to patronize local businesses and not travel out-of-state or order on-line.

      Which brings me to state and federal gasoline taxes. Taken together, in some places this can add almost a dollar a gallon. Here again, I'm using Rhode Island because I live there and it has one of the highest tax burdens in the country. Rhode Island has a unique advantage in that the whole state is about the size of the New York metropolitan area, but isn't as densely populated. It would be pretty easy to get people to drive to the mall and spend money since most items can be obtained within 20-40 minutes of their residence. Just make gas cheaper by cutting the taxes on it.

      The selection issue is harder to address. Brick-and-mortar stores are physically limited. On-line stores hide this behind a facade, so the user sees their capacity as effectively infinite.

      Interestingly, for many computer products, I've found the brick-and-mortar stores to often be competitive. If they skipped the rebates and just offered the lower price, the time saved by not waiting for shipping would be worth driving over and buying.

      Ironically, the party in power in the U.S. should have been perfectly equipped to deal with this issue by lowering taxes. Traditionally, the Republican party platform was supposed to be about smaller government and getting it off peoples' backs. Unfortunately, both parties keep making government bigger and more intrusive; the difference is mostly in where they want to spend the money. Republicans like defense and Democrats like social services. We can't wean governments off of sales, gasoline, and other taxes unless we make our government cost less.

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    6. Re:Differing opinion by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 1

      dada....were you on i-club/nasioc back in the day? You name and rants sound familiar.

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    7. Re:Differing opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. It's all too obvious that the Hollywood movie mills are churning out a lot of crap these days - tinseltown seems to be chock full of mediocre script writers and "over-marketed" actors. Even worse is having to watch commercials for colas and automobiles in a theatre. Thanks, but I'll save my $10+ to see the (increasingly rare) movie that actually has a story -otherwise I'm content to wait for the DVD rental or satellite broadcast.

      So kids, let's review the steps to see a movie:

      pick the least crappy movie you can find (good luck):
      + drive to theatre in a cheap big-box suburb
      + park in undersized parking spot
      + walk to building entrance (possibly in rain or snow)
      + wait in ticket line
      + pay $10 (or more) per ticket
      + wait in concession stand line
      + pay $5 (or more) for popcorn & drink
      enter theatre:
      + wait - on-screen trivia
      + wait - on-screen commercials
      + wait - on-screen previews
      watch the movie: with possible distractions
      + slowly exit theatre with hordes of people
      + locate your car in parking lot (possibly brush off the snow)
      +slowly exit parking lot with hordes of people

      Yup, just another crappy movie that isn't worth the hassle!

    8. Re:Differing opinion by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly with most of your post, except:

      "Our dollar loses more value every day as the Fed inflates our currency.

      This quote suggests that inflation is a "bad thing." Out-of-control inflation is, indeed, bad for the economy as a whole. Stagflation is also terrible for the economy: when production remains level or decreases, while the value of the dollar decreases.

      However, controlled inflation is good for the economy; it drives future investment. Furthermore, it reduces the burden of debt service many individuals and businesses will have to pay.

      Sure, the economy affects how much people spend on luxuries like entertainment.

      But the real driver to crappy ticket sales is alternative options for entertainment. Believe me, there were just as many crappy movies when we were young. But, being young, we didn't realize they were bad (perhaps because they were bad in a way we'd never seen before).

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    9. Re:Differing opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who here went to movies & restaurants often in the 90s? How many new cars at 8% interest did you buy then? How many new cars at 0% and employee price will you buy this decade? How much has your debt gone up in that time?

      Not I, one, one, not at all.

    10. Re:Differing opinion by dada21 · · Score: 1

      That was me!

      The rants never die ;)

    11. Re:Differing opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't think there's a quality drop, it seems pretty status quo."

      Are you out of your fucking mind? Over 90% of movies now days are horrible. When I see previews I can't help but wonder who promotes these god awful ideas. Who pays to see this shit and why haven't more studios gone out of business? I have trouble finding movies at dollar theaters that are worth fee. Fantastic Four, SuperCross, Doom, KingKong, The Cave, The Dukes of Hazard, Deuce Bigalow there's so much SHIT out there it's mind numbing.

    12. Re:Differing opinion by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      I truly believe that our beloved Internet is to blame. You're seeing the same death knell in brick and mortar retail, restaurants, and even car buying

      or translated into slashdot-speak

      "Internet Wins, Signals Movie Theaters' Death Toll?"

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    13. Re:Differing opinion by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 1

      Haha, that's funny. You should come back, OT is great! ;)

      (beethoven on nasioc)

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    14. Re:Differing opinion by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Inflation is only caused by government modifcation of the currency. It is a fact of the free market that is often hidden in Keynesian economic theory that we tend to look at as "fact." Our currency is backed by nothing. Currency is like any asset -- supply and demand causes its value to increase and decrease.

      For more Rothbarding/Hayekian views on inflation, I'd recommend going to lewrockwell.com and checking out their search feature for the word "inflation." There are numerous explanations for why property values go up (when property as a whole should generally depreciate just like a car or a TV) and why inflation is a government by-product.

      Savings and hard metal currency keep prices going down, not up, except when supply is not meeting demand.

    15. Re:Differing opinion by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this post. Are you saying the Mexicans are stealing our movies?

      Our dollar loses more value every day as the Fed inflates our currency. That is a fact.

      Um. The Fed doesn't inflate our currency. Banks inflate the currency. Here, read this.

    16. Re:Differing opinion by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      I'd have to disagree.
      Movies were huge during the depression. People go to their cinema when they don't have the money for "better" forms of entertainment.

    17. Re:Differing opinion by Linuxthess · · Score: 1

      Tu ne cede malis!

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    18. Re:Differing opinion by Kosmon · · Score: 0

      However, controlled inflation is good for the economy; it drives future investment. Furthermore, it reduces the burden of debt service many individuals and businesses will have to pay.

      What? Inflation is a tax on the people. The only thing inflation does ("controlled" or not) is take money out of the hands of the people (out of their savings).

      I believe Friedman and Schwartz conducted an extensive study showing that there is no correlation between strong economic growth and inflation in a free market (but a strong correlation between government spending and inflation -- shocking, right?)

      Controlled inflation is a cute little idea started by Keynes. Government spending would be fine if it enhanced the production of private sector goods and services at a reasonable cost, ie if it were done efficiently. But that rarely happens when politicians and bureaucrats are involved. Subsidizing inefficient industries is one example, and war is an extreme one. Instead, we end up with inflation from too many dollars being printed by central banks.

      "Planned inflation" is just like planned drug use. It may work the first time around but you end up needing a bigger and bigger hit to get the same effect the next time around. In short, it doesn't work.

    19. Re:Differing opinion by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I truly believe that our beloved Internet is to blame.

      I agree, but not for the reason you stated. Word of mouth travels a lot faster these days. 20 years ago, a lousy movie with good marketing could still hope to have at least a good opening weekend before everyone discovered it was lousy. Nowadays, movie reviews are easily accessible online before the movie's even out, and people can blog on Friday about the terrible movie they just saw, keeping others away on Saturday.

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    20. Re:Differing opinion by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that inflation is not caused by government action. I was just contesting the implication that inflation is inherently a bad thing.

      Savings, and hard metal currency (by which, I think you mean a fixed amount of currency), do cause inhibition of inflationary pressure.

      Assuming all else is static, what really causes inflation is consumption being greater than (production + savings).

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  80. The real reasons by kilodelta · · Score: 0

    If Hollywood stopped producing formulaic repeats of old TV hits, etc. maybe they'd produce something more interesting.

    Quality DVD Player: $300 Netflix Subscription per year: $240 Being able to watch a movie while naked: priceless

  81. Overpriced food by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know why people feel the need to eat during movies anyway. I think they do it mainly out of tradition.

    I avoid having drinks because the last thing I want is to have to run to the bathroom in the middle of the movie. I hate having to do the old "Is this scene going to be important to the plot?" check before I can run off.

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    1. Re:Overpriced food by cakesy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I avoid having drinks because the last thing I want is

      I should think the last thing you want is to have your head blown of, and your brains scattered about the theatre, in front of your whole family.

      But maybe, just maybe, I have seen to many movies...

    2. Re:Overpriced food by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      I remember one movie I went to where I smuggled in a soda and a thing of candy from outside the theater. I was doing this because - well, everyone else was. And so who was I to go against the flow?

      When the movie was over, I wound up smuggling the unopened candy and soda back OUT because I never actually wanted them throughout the movie. (For some reason, it's much more akward to be carrying a full 20oz soda back out of a theater than into it in the first place.)

      So now I don't bother any more on the rare occasion I actually go to the theater. I'm not going to eat or drink anything anyway, I'd rather not run to the bathroom during the film, so what's the point?

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    3. Re:Overpriced food by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Ahh, too bad I've already posted in this thread as that deserves a +1, Funny mod for sure.

    4. Re:Overpriced food by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      That comes with the drink? I'd hate to see what comes with the popcorn.

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    5. Re:Overpriced food by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      An explosion from lower down due to the indigestible fake butter.

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    6. Re:Overpriced food by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      I avoid having drinks because the last thing I want is to have to run to the bathroom in the middle of the movie.

      I gave up on drinks during a movie when I was watching E.T. (yes, that long ago), and had to go. Well, I sat it out, but I made a dash for it the moment the movie was over. I've never had to go during a movie since. Not even the three LoTR movies.

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    7. Re:Overpriced food by rblum · · Score: 1

      "Is this scene going to be important to the plot?"

      For the current crop of movies, the answer is "no" by default. So drink all you want, you won't miss much.

    8. Re:Overpriced food by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      Ya know, if I could order an actual BEER in a theater, I'd drink enough through the experience not to care about the screaming kids, the talkers and annoying assholes.

      Then again, to drown out the sound, I need to dring A LOT of beer. Probably enough for me not to care about the movie anymore.

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    9. Re:Overpriced food by celorfin · · Score: 1

      Chris, is that you?

    10. Re:Overpriced food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try your local "Cinema Cafe"; good food with beer and wine _IN_ the theatre, while you watch the movie :)

  82. There is no decline! by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last year's number are an abberration, mainly due to one film. The Passion of the Christ brought in people that typically do not go into movie theatres, it also brought in more repeat sales as some people felt compelled to watch it over and over again. This same phenomenon happened with the movie Titanic, with many people boasting they had seen it 5 times or more. If sales stay constant until years end the film industry is looking at one of it's highest grossing years of all time. The dirty little secret is that all those terrible movies we complain about (Stealth, Duece Bigalow) will make a substantial profit. Yes it is lower than last year but in the movie industry all it takes is one monster hit to change that. Not making that grand slam every year does not make it an decline.

  83. Digital Distribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, let's all hope that digital distribution to movie theatres will open up the market a bit and give some of the more interesting indy features a chance.

    I dont think that we'd all feel that ripped off if we actually got to see interesting movies.

    Children on mobile phones still suck, though.

  84. A short list of things not to blame :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Quality of movies
    -Quality even of independent movies
    -Price of a night out at the movies/person
    -Price of the same crappy movie on dvd in 1 month
    -Subscription price of netflix/blockbuster etc
    -Price of a nice size flat screen plasma
    -Price of a nice surround sound system
    -Experience of watching the same crap in the privacy of your own home, not having to listen to juvenile delinquents behind you, with the ability of a quicky from your beloved if the movie is really sucks.

  85. What I'd like to see them do... by n0rr1s · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Stop releasing sequels.
    2. Stop remaking classics.
    3. Stop turning books/comics into films.
    4. Stop relying on special effects.
    5. Write a good story, dammit.

    1. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by bradbeattie · · Score: 1

      I take it you didn't like Batman Begins?

    2. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by manyoso · · Score: 1

      Too hard. NEXT!

    3. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to think that if a move wasn't "original" it was just flat out bad; the writer(s) just leeched off someone else. I used to think "why aren't there any good movies, why are they all so predictable?"

      Certainly, in a market like the US any movie that is "strange" will not sell as well and thus big theaters are less likely to show it. But I think the problem is deeper than that.

      Every type of plot has been done: love triangles, revenge, etc. This is why I thought movies were not "original". But each movie is different; each has its own set of characters and we go to watch the characters interact as much as we want to know what happens. Bad acting and poor screenwriting make even a good plot unbearable.

      This is why remakes, sequels and overdone special effects are often seen as signs of a bad movie; the focus shifts from the characters and story to the "flashy things" ("bling"). For an experienced movie-goer, "average" characters and acting isn't good enough anymore; you can pick out the flaws in a movie and that makes it less enjoyable. When studios use sequels and remakes as a crutch, they typically skimp on the important stuff like story, characters, and quality acting. In the end, they want to make money and if you still go when they half-ass it, why should they try harder the next time? From a business standpoint, it is far far cheaper to half-ass a movie and thus your profit is far greater.

      In many ways the industry is maturing; movies are a mass-market medium, but the public has become more demanding and are looking for quality.

      Check out The Art of Dramatic Writing for some hints on writing and why the characters are what drive the success, not the plot, special effects, or handome lead.

    4. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by clausiam · · Score: 1

      6. Profit ???

    5. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Curby23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >1. Stop releasing sequels.

      Toy Story 2
      Terminator 2
      Aliens
      Spiderman 2
      X-2

      >2. Stop remaking classics.

      Ocean's 11

      >3. Stop turning books/comics into films.

      Lord of the Rings
      Fight Club
      Spiderman
      X-Men
      Batman Begins

      >4. Stop relying on special effects.

      Matrix
      Kill Bill
      The Abyss

      >5. Write a good story, dammit.

      Agreed. Actually, I think this is the real problem - all my examples had good scripts.

    6. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Of those if they did only one, #5 would fix their current problem.

    7. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Oxryly · · Score: 1

      > 1. Stop releasing sequels.
      > 4. Stop relying on special effects.
      > 5. Write a good story, dammit.

        March of the Penguins
        Broken Flowers
        The Aristocrats
        Hustle & Flow
        Grizzly Man
        Cinderella Man
        The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
        Me and You and Everyone We Know
        Murderball
        The 40-Year-Old Virgin

      And those are just the current releases. Check 'em out on rottentomatoes.com or your favorite movie site. No sequels, no remakes, no special effects, and good writing (or good moviemaking) in spades.

      Oxryly

    8. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, #1-4 aren't problems. You can make a good sequel or adaptation, there are occasionally good remakes, and special effects aren't a problem (unless you mean relying entirely on effects).

      #5 is the real issue. They're too busy over-engineering the story to water down anything that might lose audience, insert elements that the focus group things will pick up more people in X demographic. If Gone With the Wind were remade today, they'd add car chases (with horse and buggy), there would be bedroom scenes with Scarlett and each of her husbands, Rhett would have kick-ass fight scenes, Prissy would turn out to be a girl commando in the Northern army (and fully capable of delivering a baby), and the movie would be all about how the South deserved to lose.

    9. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by torpedo20 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you except #3: 3. Stop turning books/comics into films. Have you seen "Sin City"?

    10. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      3. Stop turning books/comics into films.

      Why? I LIKED Batman.
      And I liked the tripods in War of the Worlds (that's pretty much all I liked, but, I liked).

      The rest of your gripes made sense, but why not adapt a good story to the screen? Especially since you complain about lack of good stories!

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    11. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stop turning books/comics into films.

      New Line was going to stop existing as a movie studio, until they turned some books into films. They were written by a guy named Tolkien, and the movies received wide critical acclaim and grossed something like 3 billion dollars worldwide.

      So that's probably not particular good advice.

      In other words, what's wrong with turning books into films? Sure, the oft-heard lament is "The book was better," and that may be true, but some damned fine movies get made from books, or comic books, or plays. Heck, just from the IMDB Top 250:

      1. The Godfather - book by Mario Puzo
      2. Shawshank Redemption - novella by Steven King
      3. Return of the King - duh
      7. Casablanca - play by Burnett and Alison
      12. FOTR
      13. Cuckoo's Next - book by Kesey
      14. TTT
      28. Lawrence of Arabia - memoirs by Lawrence of Arabia

      I'm not going to go on, because there's a lot more, but c'mon. I'm not even listing things like Spider-Man and the X-men movies, because despite box office receipts it could certainly be argued that those aren't great movies.

      But The Wizard of Oz? Mutiny on the Bounty? Blade Runner? War of the Worlds? Rosemary's Baby? Doctor Zhivago? Deliverance? The Maltese Falcon? Fight Club? Gone With the Wind? Full Metal Jacket?

      I must admit to being very curious as to why you don't want them to make more films as good as those.

    12. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by HunterSun · · Score: 1

      I agree.. with 1,2,4 and 5. Turning books/comics into films isn't inherently bad. Personally I loved LOTR, SpiderMan, X-Men, and Harry Potter Its when they do a poor Job of it that it blows. LOTR. Peter Jackson got the studio buy off to do it right... and it worked. He did it right. True to the story to make it great. Too often... they want to change the story badly to appeal to a "Better" audience. Which in turn just makes a movie suck, cause that is not what the original had appeal for to begin with.

    13. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Ocean's 11 a perfect example of something that didn't benefit in the least from being remade, other than to make money for the studio?

    14. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot:

      6. unless it is the A-team movie, in which case, get cracking now!

    15. Re:What I'd like to see them do... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Oh my god! When will they ever learn? I should be the target audience for this crap. I grew up on Dukes of Hazzard and A-Team (I'm sure Knight Rider has gotta be coming too) and even I won't watch these movies. So who is? Hell I don't even bother with Rotten Tomatoes because I know they'll be bad. Obviously these stupid remakes haven't been doing wonders at the box office or Hollywood wouldn't be so concerned that nobody is going to the movies anymore. Almost every single movie is a lame TV show remake (cool when I was like 8, but now??). Ugghh!!! Everyone in Hollywood needs to have all of their money taken away from them so that they will stop assualting our senses like this.

  86. This is what happens when you sit and wait. by tcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If copying movies over the net was technically impossible, movie piracy wouldn't be as bad as today. But it is. On the other hand, they offer NO alternative (aside from suing) to the people who are willing to download movies instead of going to an overcrowded theatre where popcorn price are insane, babies are crying and teens are making more noise than the THX sound system.

    It's been what... about over 5 years now that most people can get fast net connection. How come there's only a handfull of online video "renting" services? This is because some dinosaurs didn't want to change, they even had the chance to see their audio cousins getting smacked by piracy and had YEARS to prepare to counterattack by offering a better experience. They didn't. Today, they are way behind.

    One of the reasons I went from going every week to the theatre, down to about 3 times a year (aside from the obvious "i'm not going to pay 20$ to see this much crap" is also that the overall experience seems to get worse or I am getting older :), just 10 years ago, i'd never seen that many people getting up and going to get a refill or taking a leak during a movie. This is really disturbing when you are trying to concentrate, and if I go to a theatre, last thing I am looking for is the "living room" feel where everyone talks or comments while the tv is on.

    This brings me to the living room feel. Actually I think more and more people like having projection screens or large displays, it's more affordable than it used to, and best of all, movies are out to DVD just a few months after showing in theatre, cheaper, so you can basically have almost the same experience, "free" popcorn, talk without disturbing, or watch without being disturbed, and best of all, you can rewatch or rewind if you missed something, at your convinience, and when you feel like it. You don'e need to drive to a specific time, you don't need to wonder if it's going to be filled at a premiere before you show up, etc..

    I own a projector and sound system, and I must admit that it's not a THX experience, but it sure as he** better than the last 5 times I went to a theatre.

    Of course, if there would be more SWIII or shrecks being put to the screen, I wouldn't want to wait and they would probably get me back in the theatres :) but if there would be a download service that would cost me 10$ a movie, I'd pay it, I'd split it with people watching me, and we'd have a superb experience, they'd get new money from people that wouldn't have gone to the theatres in the first place, but I admit; I don't know how this could affect their current audience. Still, there's a HUGE market for internet downloads, and iTunes didn't make artists go starving.

    People are willing to pay overquota bandwidth, or HS internet ONLY for that purpose, I don't think the argument that they get it for free thus they wouldn't pay holds for everyone. If you get them on a faster pipe at let's say 5$ (or less) a download, at a high quality, many would pay.... I would.

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    1. Re:This is what happens when you sit and wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And split it with the people watcing it with me"

      And this is what I do with DVDs that I buy.

      My family/friends chip in £1 each and we have a "stock" of DVDs that we lend out/watch together. At any one time we may have 10 DVDs that we have no idea where they are but they always come back. I think that with the cinema being per person and DVD being per copy it is no contest with regard to price.

    2. Re:This is what happens when you sit and wait. by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      I'd pay a small fee - I have to pay for my broadband, it's capped and not that fast - to download a movie at DVD quality to watch at home at my leisure, but the overall price has to be lower than renting at a local shop because it takes several days to download a single DVD (once connections are fast enough that I can download 7Gb in 15 minutes I'll go for it costing the same overall) and they must offer a vast selection, well beyond what I could ever expect to find at a local rental outlet. DRM is an absolute no - I want to watch it at my leisure, more than once if I feel like it and if I enjoy it I might even burn a copy. I'm going to do that anyway, but I'm not paying if I have to jump through hoops to remove whatever trash they've added to protect their 'valuable' product.

    3. Re:This is what happens when you sit and wait. by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      If copying movies over the net was technically impossible, movie piracy wouldn't be as bad as today

      I'm not so sure. Before I could download music I taped what came my way - anything and everything interesting, much of it things I either couldn't buy or couldn't afford. All the internet has added is the ability to search for something specific. The internet has given me the ability to find interesting independent music that I'll never hear on the radio, and I can usually buy it direct from the artists if I like it.

      And just because we can potentially or even do make more copies because of downloading doesn't necessarily result in buying less. Most people I know download because they can, not because what they're downloading is something they specifically want - they've accumulated 100s of gigabytes of MP3s, more than they can ever listen to, and they keep downloading more. If the music industry look at this they see escalating lost sales, but really all that's changed is that instead of copying a small amount due to less access or simply because there is more time and hassle involved in analogue copying, we can now copy more material than we can actually use - it hasn't changed how much we would buy, we're just less circumspect about what we choose to copy.

  87. Erm, GO to the cinema? by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    When?

    As they story points out, some people own 2+ consoles, play MMORPGs and need their web fix.

    There are only 7 nights in a week!

    I agree with kids and mobiles. Perhaps if they made an > 18 cinema (not rating! I would PREFFER the > 18 played the U/PG movies that TEND to have so many kids - you cannot beat a decent Pixar animation, and obviously >18 movies shouldn't have too many kids (in my old age a kid is < 22))

    Back on point. Not enough time (stick) not enough good movies (carrot) too many movies of yesteryear means too many DVD's of newish films you haven't seen (bale of hay).

    So. Is it me or the only development done on slashdot is the fucking 'word in image'. It seems to change its algorithm every fucking day. Right now it does multi-resolution shit.

    To confirm you're not a script,
    please type the word in this image: longer

    random letters - if you are visually impaired, please email us at pater@slashdot.org

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  88. Hey, movie moguls - pay attention here... by pointbeing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pay ~$100 a month for a full-on Dish Networks setup - already had 500 watt 5.1 in the living room. Got a dual channel DVR from Dish and a dual receiver in the home office wired to the two PCs in there. If I'm still bored there's always Netflix.

    The reason I say this is that after going to the movies once or twice a month or so I finally got sick of it. Two movie tickets, one shared soda and a bucket of popcorn run about $25 and the spousal unit believes that Movies Always Include Dinner Out.

    So - if I get out of the deal for less than $60 I'm doing pretty well and it made the whole satellite thing extremely attractive.

    These days we go to the movies a couple times a year instead of a couple times a month - and that's only when we think some film's special effects must be seen on a big screen - like LOTR, Star Wars, War of the Worlds and so on.

    She's got about four gazillion channels of TV to watch, enough sound system to make the neighbors complain and in the end it's one hell of a lot cheaper than going to the movies.

    Oh - and the full-on Dish setup is only about ten bucks a month more than digital cable was; and we wired up two more sets and got two more premium packages plus a DVR in the deal. Cable companies, maybe you should pay attention too.

    And for the rest of you folks who think you have monopolies, I also bought two cell phones recently and ported the home wireline to my wife's cell. It's time consumers started voting with their feet (and with their wallet).

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    1. Re:Hey, movie moguls - pay attention here... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      ... most of the screens at our local Galaxy Cinemas actually don't sound as good as my home theatre receiver + speakers. I don't have anything special, but I've tuned it properly, its a small room and its well balanced comparatively.

      There are 2 big screens in town that are actually big enough and sound good enough (THX certified, etc.) to be worth paying for, but you have to show up for the biggest movie that week to see it on those screens.

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    2. Re:Hey, movie moguls - pay attention here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay ~$100 a month for a full-on Dish Networks setup - already had 500 watt 5.1 in the living room. Got a dual channel DVR from Dish and a dual receiver in the home office wired to the two PCs in there. If I'm still bored there's always Netflix.

      If you get your town to agree to be named "dish" you could be getting that dish service of yours free of charge for the next 10 years!

      Course then you'd have to decide whether to put that extra 100 a month into going to the movies or not...

      http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/23/news/funny/dish/

  89. MPAA Slogans for 2006 by egriebel · · Score: 1

    "More movies! Less suckage!"

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  90. Different ticket prices for different movies by PoderOmega · · Score: 1

    I wish that certain movies would cost less than others. If less advertised, lower budget movies cost say $6 instead of $9 they could probably get more people to see it (and have more refreshment sales and the possibility to generate more buzz). I mean, why does the movie that cost 20 million to make and little marketing cost as much as the 150 million budgeted marketed to death movie cost the same?

  91. Sad reality by Kylere · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay! We all know that the MPAA ( The group of people hired by the Mafia who represent their wholly owned industry of Hollywood) whines that online piracy is causing them huge loses, but as Newsday stated so well, Shed no tears for the motion picture industry

    The facts are that no matter how many press releases they shove down the throats of their news subsidiaries they are not losing money on any measurable scale because of people downloading video camera captures of movies online. If they ever cleared the system of book keeping they use so that stars, writers, producers etc did not have to sue to collect actual profits Excerpt from How the Movie Wars Were Won by John W. Cones and even going so far as to try to tell Stan Lee that the movie "Spiderman" made no money forcing him to sue for revenue, then MAYBE I might have some sympathy for them. Were you aware that based on Hollywood bookkeeping four of the top ten movies of all time...LOST MONEY!!! So they have no idea what their actual revenues are versus costs, so at this point no one can say if they are losing money. I think the entire problem is that the massive amounts of money generated by this industry have resulted in one overwhelming problem. Greed.

    So, lets talk about why there is a decline in movie attendance, based on the assumption of it NOT being piracy. Well, first lets examine the fact that,

    "In 2004, domestic box office sales were $9.2 billion (with three-quarters going to the major distributors, who must share the box office gross with the theaters), up slightly from 2003. DVD sales and rentals came in at $21.2 billion, up almost a third from the previous year." -Newsday

    Hmm so they made MORE money in 2004 than 2003, okay well what about the current 2005 movie year?

    "Blase adds that 2005's gross reflects that 10 fewer films have been released by the studios so far this year. And, she says, if you eliminate 2004 anomalies like "The Passion of the Christ" and "Fahrenheit 9/11" - the highest-grossing religious and documentary films ever - 2005's box office is actually up by 2 percent" -Newsday

    So in 2005 the box office is lagging and they have released fewer films, and have not produced any automatic sellouts like those based on a religion held by a majority of the nation or those based on propaganda that would make Leni Riefenstahl happy. It is easy to see the real truth is that the evil online pirates sharing second rate views of movies are the problem here, isn't it? The problem is the MPAA and their watchword. Greed.


    So aside from those numbers, let's talk about a trip to the movies. I have a rather 50'sesque Nuclear Family with a Y2K twist, my wife and I have two children half the week and they spend the other half with their father, but we have them weekends. So for the sake of argument I will assume a Saturday evening viewing of a movie and at regular price. Before someone asks why not go to a matinee and save money, locally the regular versus matinee pricing is not really that different, $9.50 evening, and $7.00 matinee. But in the interest of fairness, when I hit my totals cost for the evening subtract 10 bucks if you want matinee pricing. Why have mostly empty daytime showings and not reduce the price to attract more customers? Greed.

    So lets go step by step through what it runs my family to see a movie, and I will pick something harmless that we all attended as a base. Charlie and the Shreking Nemo is about as white bread as they come in the movie field, we look it up to find out times, and we pack up the car. Now nearest Gigantagoogplex of screens is in the suburbs because Showcase/AMC etc fear urban areas so much that Magic Johnson is making a mint setting up theatres in cities. My city has 105k people and not a single screen in the city limits but immediately outside of them we have 30 plus screens.

    1. Re:Sad reality by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Now nearest Gigantagoogplex of screens is in the suburbs because Showcase/AMC etc fear urban areas so much that Magic Johnson is making a mint setting up theatres in cities. My city has 105k people and not a single screen in the city limits but immediately outside of them we have 30 plus screens.

      Before I start, I have to say I'm right with you on everything else...but...

      Maybe things have changed, or maybe it was just an anomoly, but Phoenix had a pretty nice, brand new (I believe) 24 screen theatre right in the middle of downtown (at the Arizona Centre). Nobody ever went to it. You could pick the biggest movie of the weekend, the one selling out multiple screens everywhere else, and at the Arizona Centre 24 you could walk up 5 minutes after it started, still get a ticket, and walk into a half-empty theatre and still get decent seats.

      Oh, and if you brought your parking stub for the garage there, they'd validate up to four hours for you. It was actually my favorite place to go to movies (after the Cine Capri), and I lived WAY out in the 'burbs. Usually well worth the drive.

      Yet still, it was always empty. Now, while it's not as vibrant and active as some, downtown Phoenix does contain people...people who, like, live there. So why is this theatre relatively dead even on weekend nights? I think in many major metro areas people don't want to go to a movie downtown. Combine that with higher real estate prices, and of course nobody wants to open a theatre there!

      I think the largest factor is that theatre chains know that you will drive to the 'burbs, but most suburbanites (except, I suppose, me) won't drive downtown. So it's just a good business decision, not necessarily greed. But yeah, I imagine it's annoying as hell.

  92. Annoying people worse then cell phones by n0w0rries · · Score: 1

    I don't go to the theaters much because I have a home theater setup. Besides the obvious benefits (better food, better drinks (including booze), ability to pause the movie, much lower cost, etc) the biggest issue with me is the annoying people in the theater.

    The last movie I saw in the theater was the last Star Wars movie. I waited until the movie had been out for quite some time to avoid the crowds. This idiot couple sitting behind us talked and talked during the movie. We finally were fed up and turned around and shhhhhhhd them. They got all pissed off and a few minutes later moved. When I left the theater I realized my sunglasses fell off my head, and when I went back and looked they were gone. I know that couple stole them. I saw the girl pick something up off the floor right before they moved.

  93. The movie prices aren't so bad by Stone316 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its the damn food prices! That are absolutely insane! I remember when they first put in fast food chains at the local movie theatre... I was looking at the Burger King menu and thought, jeez, these prices are almost the same as their regular chain stores... After I bought it, I asked where my drink was, he said it wasn't included and it woulds cost me another 4 bucks!!! I don't mind paying 9$ for a ticket but another 10 bucks for a softdrink and popcorn is insane. Personally, I bought a widescreen TV and it costs me 50$ a month. Thats less than 2 theatre movies for me and my wife.

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    1. Re:The movie prices aren't so bad by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Because of course it's impossible to eat and drink before going to the movie?

      Just checking.

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    2. Re:The movie prices aren't so bad by Stone316 · · Score: 1
      Well, if I buy her popcorn, I don't have to listen to her talk!

      Also, its not much fun sitting at home at the kitchen table eating popcorn before the movie now is it...

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  94. Re:2 parts fx / 3 parts sex / 4 parts gore / 0 plo by meatbridge · · Score: 1

    that's the problem. it's easy to throw money at FX, sex, and gore, and get quality results. really it's just as easy to throw money at a screen writer, but you can't expect consistantly quality results. that's why there are rewriters. and even if you get quality, a great script doesn't always make a great movie. in fact it's generally cheaper to spend money on writing, and throwing more money into writing isn't going to make a project good. in fact, the opposite is probably true. it's fairly easy to choose an effects house that has done good work in the past and judge if do it again. fx are a very refined process. the more money you give them the more they can put on screen. it's also incredibly easy to find an attractive woman in hollywood willing to take her clothes off. you can't find this kind of consistancy in screen writing. even a finished script that sparkles on paper won't neccessarily make a good movie. good stories can be made awful, even in the hands of capable directors and producers. it's just the way movies work. there is so much work and input required that a few bad elements can taint the whole project. this is made worst because the product is so high profile, and careers are based on reputation. everyone wants input, and producers with money and power will always get their say. too many cooks will spoil the soup even if they are all qualified. i'm not saying every movie movie exec is qualified to put together projects or revise a movie's trajectory, but even the skilled experienced ones are going to run into some walls.

  95. I'm one of those goofballs who LIKES going by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

    I enjoy going to the theatre, I'd much rather do that than sit at home and watch a movie. I almost never, ever watch movies on DVD except for stuff in my own collection that I watch when bored. I haven't actually rented a movie in probably 6 years. However, since going to the theatre is expensive, and you have to sit through 35 minutes of commercials and previews and "mini-features" that are actually commercials in disguise, plus annoying people in the audience most of whom are unsupervised children between the ages of 13 and 17 (and I mean children, these people act like they are 6 years old), rude ushers, rude box office employees, rude and incompetant boobs at the concession stand, constantly bumping elbows with some doddering middle aged guy with a gaggle of rugrats hanging off his shirt screaming about Sponge Bob, and standing in line fer chrissake for 20 minutes ahead of time to have a shot at getting a decent seat ... it's a lot of hassle. So, I pick and choose my films VERY VERY carefully, and I'm rarely disappointed. This summer I've seen Batman and The 40 Year Old Virgin, and both were top-notch films. I also saw War of the Worlds, mostly because the GF wanted to see it, and it was a complete dog turd of a movie. I kinda knew that going in, though.

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  96. blame rottentomatoes and the internet! by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    I've spent much more time enjoy reading movie reviews on rottentomatoes than watch the actual movie at theatre. For the last five years I go the theatre once (at most twice in a odd year) every year.

    1. Re:blame rottentomatoes and the internet! by compactable · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - movie reviews on their own have the potenial to be biased or shill-work.

      However if you average enough reviews together an overal vision of how good or bad a movie is comes forward - I rottentomatoes every movie that I think of seeing (apart from Star Wars - let's not get crazy), and 9 times out of 10 I'm glad I waited for the movie to come out on video.

      Movies today are rubbish, and with rottentomatoes I don't risk popping down $10 for cr@pola on the off chance it'll be good.

  97. $30 dollars or more? I don't think so. by Savatte · · Score: 1

    I'm just curious, where is going to the movies going to cost 30 dollars

    I live in upstate new york, and its 9.75 for a ticket at the mall. I think this is about normal for giant multiplexes, but lets say that it's low and that a ticket costs 15. What theater is going to charge 10 bucks for popcorn, and 5 for a drink? The most expensive I've ever seen is 6.75 for popcorn and 3.50 for a drink and those came with free refills.

    1. Re:$30 dollars or more? I don't think so. by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 1

      I live in Washington DC, and yes I suppose $30 was pushing it, but it is still quite expensive. I just want to watch a movie and ENJOY it, I don't want to get aggravated by telling people to be quiet or having to tell a manager, I just want to watch a movie in peace.

      I usually end up going to some kind of live performance (like a play) if I have a date, and it usually doesn't come out to be much more expensive, and IMHO it is much more fun.

    2. Re:$30 dollars or more? I don't think so. by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      They're counting for 2 people.

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    3. Re:$30 dollars or more? I don't think so. by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Let's see:

      Movie ticket: $10 (roughly) / person
      Babysitter: $20 (at least)
      Food and drink: $5 / person
      Gas (petrol for you Yanks) $2
      Incidentals $3

      An evening out for 2 can go up to about $60.

    4. Re:$30 dollars or more? I don't think so. by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      I usually end up going to some kind of live performance (like a play)

      The Shakespeare Theater combined with a good Turkish dinner and you have a really nice night out in the DC area. Not cheap, but well worth the cost for someone special.

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  98. Wow! A Clue! by ENOENT · · Score: 1

    Hollywood is JUST NOW realizing that they make a lot of really bad movies.

    (Film at 11.)

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  99. When I Have Money I See Movies by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    When I don't, which is often, I don't.

    Movies are down because people don't have as much disposable income as they used to, and there are more and cheaper choices to spend it on then movies.

    It's that simple.

    Same with music CDs.

    The cost of entertainment is not the only cost that has risen. Everybody knows the economy sucks (except Bush) and has sucked for years. Most people were not involved in the dot.com boom, either. And those who were were working sixty hours a week, so they didn't see any movies either. Entertainment is not recession-proof either.

    As for other factors, I do see a lot of movies when I have money. I've never noticed much cellphone use (every theater has a promo telling you to turn yours off). I go later at night when there are fewer kids. I don't go to theaters frequented by, shall we say, the lower classes (i.e, don't go see a movie in a black neighborhood, duh - and I used to do this a lot when San Francisco's Market Street had six theaters on it, back in the seventies.)

    As for quality of movies, this is entirely subjective. I just saw "Four Brothers" and it got a round of applause from the audience at the end. It was good. Not great, maybe, but good. People need to stop expecting every movie to be the "Best Movie" winner at the Academy Awards. Ninety percent of everything is crap, and movies are no exception.

    The best movie I ever saw was a tiny little film with people in it I never heard of (except Ellen Burstyn) called "Spitfire Grill". This thing should have swept the Oscars. It was brilliant. It has since been turned into a musical on Broadway. Everybody in it was perfect, including the female lead whom I never heard of and has never done anything since AFAIK (actually according to IMDB, she has done quite a bit, but nothing you'd remember, except being in Nicole Kidman's "Birth" last year.) There were no special effects, no big stars, no promotion. If I hadn't been in prison and had nothing else to do, I wouldn't have seen it.

    Everybody knows that in the movie business, out of every four movies made, two lose money, one breaks even, and hopefully one makes enough to make up for the other three. So don't expect three out of four movies you see to be great. They won't be. Start adding "suspension of greatness" to "suspension of disbelief" when you go to a movie.

    It's ENTERTAINMENT, NOT great art. You want great art, go to the opera.

    Again, the issue is always management. Keep the asshole producers and studio execs out of the movie, and movies would get better. Just this week, there are articles about Terry Gilliam fighting the Weinberg brothers on his new film.

    And none of this is going to change any time soon.

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    1. Re:When I Have Money I See Movies by nytes · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone else besides my wife and me actually saw "Spitfire Grill"? I guess that makes three of us :)

      We saw it, but I think that what actually drove us to the theater was because my wife's cousin, (Lee Zlotoff - of "MacGyver" fame) was the writer and director.

      It was a pretty little film, and Lee was understandably proud of it. You could have knocked him over with a feather when someone called him with the offer to make a musical out of it.

      I think the film's big flaw was a hoarde of really interesting characters, but nothing for most of them to do. They just provided background for the two or three main characters. Most of those characters would have been worth a movie in themselves. But it left critics kind of frustrated to see these interesting characters waltzing in and out with nothing to do.

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  100. Not even worth the torrent. by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Yeah I mean these movies are so bad these days, it's barely worth anyone's time or bandwidth to download them illegally anymore.

    1. Re:Not even worth the torrent. by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      Then i guess the movie studios win, in an odd sort of way.

      1. make sucky movies so no one will bother downloading them.
      2. ???
      3. profit?

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  101. Defend Your Claim - "Movie Theaters are Obsolete" by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Movie Theaters are Obsolete
    Let me see, which would I rather do: spend $30+ on a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink just so I can watch the latest subpar selection of movies at a time set by the theater and have popcorn thrown at me by 13 year old cell phone wielding children, OR pick up whatever movie from the redbox for $0.99 (or DVD rentals through the mail) and a drink and popcorn from the local store all for less than $5 and watch it on my widescreen in the comfort of my own home. Tough call.
    You haven't explained why movie theaters are obsolete. All you have done is vent a bunch of issues you have with them. For me, the price of $30 for an evening out to see a film is a steal compared to the price of a widescreen TV and decent home entertainment system, particularly if I only see 10 movies a year. (Actually I catch the matinees and pay much less than $30, but that only further underscores the economic lopsidedness of the argument)

    What you reall want is to see a film WORTHY of watching in such an environment, whether on your deluxe Home Entertainment Center or the local Bijou -- That's what's really at issue this year, a bunch of duds. Probably one of the most popular films, not necessarily in cattle herding terms, but enjoyment, is March of the Penguins. That speaks volumes. You also expect the theater management to do something to block cell phones. Have to asked to see the manager and complained, or do you just grumble a lot then make postings on /. and hope the theater managers of the world happen by it and repent?

    Digital theaters are on the way and the bar for getting a "film" on the local screen will be less an issue, except where those are in collusion with Hollywood and MPAA to keep the bar up there against independent film.

    Theaters offer an environment I could only manage if I won the lottery, which I've so far failed to do. So for my $ it's still a good deal, as long as there is something WORTHY of my time and money. Hollywood is part of your problem, not just the tired remakes, but the fact you have very little variation in performers. We've gotten away from ugly, but talented people who made the great movies of the golden age, to a bunch of look alikes who don't vary from one film to the next, Tom Cruise as an example. Hollywood likes "safe bets" and has therefore cut out a lot of the real character that made films so interesting in the past, because the found the public was just fine with vanilla. Problem is, too much vanilla acting has made it all dull.

    Support independent cinema. Most of the best films I've seen in the past 5 years were at the Nickelodeon or Del Mar theaters in my city. Find and give your custom to those where you live.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  102. Prices by Weasel5053 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason for decline in theater attendance is that it is just too damn expensive. I have a family of 6. The cost for us to go to the theater is about $70 even at matinee pricing. That's about $35 for admission and another $35 for popcorn and drinks. It's just too much money for 90 minutes of entertainment. It's really the snack prices that put me over the edge. $35 for popcorn and soda is absurd. We *like* going to movies but at these prices I choose to invest in my own home theater and wait a few months for the DVD release.

  103. Movies, cars, software... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Theatre attendance declining because U.S. studios don't make good movies? What other shocking revelations await?

    Next, they'll be saying that U.S. auto manufacturers are declining because they don't make good cars.

    Thanks heavens there's at least one area in which the U.S. still leads. Thanks heavens Microsoft still makes the world's best software.

    1. Re:Movies, cars, software... by meatbridge · · Score: 1

      i think it's very unfair to single out the u.s. for making terrible movies. i'm assuming you are american, because if you weren't, you'd realize foreign studios make shite movies too. the percieved disparity comes from the fact that we, as americans, have the luxury of being picky about importing foreign films because we have the largest film industry providing us with so many "options". granted most of those options are ever so slight variations on the themes and concepts, sometimes nullifying our freedom of choice. this contributes the perception that only the u.s. produces terrible movies. the truth is we are the only ones who produce them at such a dizzying volume. it's the overabundance of domestic films (that has astonishingly been maintained and grown for some time in the u.s.) mixed with the bizarre american take on patriotism, and plain old hubris that has limited the need for foreign movies in the u.s. market. other countries don't spit out a dozen movies a week, making the market for u.s. films larger by comparison. these markets have more opening for movies of which we have an abundance, therefore, they get more of our shitty movies. this is why they sell multi-region dvd players and multi-format televisions in europe, but you need to break some laws or your back to get one in the united states.

    2. Re:Movies, cars, software... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      American cars aren't bad.

      There was a time during which there was some quality slippage, but that time is long gone.

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    3. Re:Movies, cars, software... by igny · · Score: 1

      Thanks heavens there's at least one area in which the U.S. still leads. Thanks heavens Microsoft still makes the world's best software.

      #1 Industry in USA is litigation.

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      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
    4. Re:Movies, cars, software... by dozer · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? Test drive a mid-priced GM, then test drive a cheap Hyundai. GM's plastics are brittle and ugly, the ergonomics are haphazard, and it just feels like a crappy rental car. The Hyundai, though it's $8000 less, feels solid and intuitive. I hate to say it, American cars have fallen behind again. That's OK because apparently German cars are even worse!

      Personally, I ended up just keeping my old car running. :)

    5. Re:Movies, cars, software... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you said Hyundai.

      I was going to mention it in a post about how some foreign cars suck.

      The Hyundai seems reasonable, albeit cramped, when you first get it.

      But the speakers in the sound system blow too easy (sounds all messed up, like the cone ripped), the brakes need replacing after 10K miles (most of which are freeway miles), and something is always going wrong with it.

      And the gas mileage start off reasonable, and then sucks.

      I know someone with the misfortune of owning such a car.

      I have a Pontiac, it is much better. Yeah, it needed quite a bit of work at 60K miles, but is reasonbly low maintenance.

      The Hyundai feels like a rental, the Pontiac feels like a real car.

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    6. Re:Movies, cars, software... by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      They're great, when they don't explode on impact. And they're big enough to land a small aircraft on the hood.

    7. Re:Movies, cars, software... by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Odd Hyundai's are usually pretty good quality and value for money, although I don't think they're the best Korean cars, and they still have a way to go to beat the Japanese, especially Toyota and Honda.

      Foreign cars might feel cramped. When they call them compact they don't mean slightly smaller than an aircraft carrier, which appears to be the American manufacturer definition.

      Fuel consumption should always be good on these cars and you'd have to seriously abuse the brakes to wear them out in only 10k miles.

  104. Movies sucked by oliderid · · Score: 1
    Movies sucked this summer that's why i didn't go the theatre.

    Give another tolkien trilogy and i will come back. Try to fool me with another boring "fit to all" scenario and you will never see me again.

    I don't need a love scene right in the middle a galactic battle to please the 13 years old girl audience nor do they need an assassin X86aZ droid hidden in a love scene to please me.

    I guess the right question for a filmwriter should be: What do I want to see? Instead of What do they want to see.

    I'm sure the result will be completly different.

    People aren't completly dumb. They don't need the eternal :
    • A guy loves a girl and there is vilain.
    • Happy ending.
    • All these clichés repeated ad nauseum since the 30's.
    Olivier
  105. More for your money by cluening · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lately I've only been going to movies at the Classic Cinemas theatre near my home. It doesn't show all of the movies that have been out, and it doesn't show the movies when they are brand new, but it sure is a great experience to go there. The movie only costs $3, there's only one GIANT theatre to worry about, on Friday and Saturday evenings they have a real-live organist playing before each show, and they have free popcorn refills. Definitely the way movie watching should be.

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    Posted from the wireless couch.
  106. A couple of reasons. by kaoshin · · Score: 2, Funny

    The internet and rise of computers have turned too many people into hermits, and not to sound like a "player hater", but today it seems like more and more relationships are mainly bedroom oriented. This of course also results in many people being reluctant to start relationships to begin with. The whole drug thing has also really kept going strong despite the "war on drugs" which generally keeps people either on the couch or in the fridge. I think it is safe to say that one contributing factor to the decline in movie theatre revenues is that there are fewer dates being brought to them, and that much of the general population is degenerating to the point where movies do not provide their stimulation as much as drugs, alcohol, sex, internet, video games.
    There are also home movies. I have opted out of going to the movies several times, because it was a long movie and I didn't want to have to go that long without smoking. What ever happened to intermissions!!! I understand that it would be rude of me to want to smoke in doors, but at least have a heart and give the smokers a little break.

    1. Re:A couple of reasons. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The whole drug thing has also really kept going strong despite the "war on drugs" which generally keeps people either on the couch or in the fridge.

      Wow, I hadn't thought of that.
      The war on drugs has an adverse effect on movie attendance!

      I bet a lot of movies would benefit from a trippier audience, and think of what the stoner crowd would do to the snack sideline!

      Ok Hollywood, you know what to do! Stop wasting lobbying efforts on the war against your consummers, and have the powers that be legalise "it"!
      Not only will the theaters fill up, but your stars won't spend so much time in courts! It's win-win!

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:A couple of reasons. by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      there are fewer dates being brought to them

      in my whole life I've only had a handful of real dates that included a movie. Nothing like finding someone you like, spending a little time chatting, agreeing to go on a date, and then sitting next to them completely ignoring them for 2 hours while wondering if the boob-shot is making her uncomfortable. All my best dates have specifically excluded movies. Now, my wife and I hit the second run movie theatre ($3 a ticket, and locally owned to boot) for the ones that scream out for BIG SCREEN and that's it.

      Plus, there's nothing really innovative going on in movies anymore. I can't remember the last time I was surprised by the ending. I think movies were a novelty for so long (30's-50's at least) as a way out of the house and into air conditioning (hence the summer blockbusters). TV's weren't ramapant. Then in the 70's you saw some really innovative stuff with good sci-fi movies, great thrillers, the development of the slasher flick, 80's and 90's saw the rise of CG and now what are we left with? Until we get full surround holo-deck type experience, I think big screen movies are dead. There's nothing left to provide that novelty factor anymore.

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      man, I feel like mold.
    3. Re:A couple of reasons. by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Is it bad that I was reading this, thinking you're serious, and agreeing? Hmm..

    4. Re:A couple of reasons. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded Funny? I'd say "Insightful":

      I think it is safe to say that one contributing factor to the decline in movie theatre revenues is that there are fewer dates being brought to them

      This sounds very likely to me. In my day, before the World-Wide-Web, taking dates to movies was very common, and unlike a previous responder to this, I frequently went to movies with my girlfriend when I was dating. At the time, it was cheap entertainment we both enjoyed. Well, not super cheap, becuase I usually bought ridiculously priced popcorn and soft drinks.

      I have opted out of going to the movies several times, because it was a long movie and I didn't want to have to go that long without smoking. What ever happened to intermissions!!! I understand that it would be rude of me to want to smoke in doors, but at least have a heart and give the smokers a little break.

      I'm not a smoker, but I wholeheartedly agree with having intermissions for various reasons, including the need to unload the cola I drank during the first half of the film, as well as giving smokers a chance to attend their needs outside the theater.

  107. Re:2 parts fx / 3 parts sex / 4 parts gore / 0 plo by meatbridge · · Score: 1

    let me amend that last sentence. ...will run into several dozen walls on every project they work on.

  108. DVDs should be released immediately by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree with the theory that DVDs should be released simultaneously with the theatrical release.

    I have two young kids, so I can't go and see movies in the theaters as much as I'd like. (Actually, I never get to see movies in the theater.) However, I keep being inundated with movie marketing in such away that I really want to see certain movies. But by the time they come out on DVD so I can rent them, I no longer care to do so. The marketing fog surrounding me has long since cleared.

    A good example is the movie "40 Year Old Virgin." It sounds hilarious and I really want to see it. Will I want to see it four months from now when the DVD is release? Almost certainly not.

    All the money the studios spend on marketing is wasted on people who cannot, for whatever reason, not go to theaters. If DVDs were immediately available, the marketing would not go to waste.

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd suggest a different solution: Make Films Not Suck.

      The reason why you'll probably not want to see "40 Year Old Virgin" in 4 months time (and dear God is that a short wait compared to back when films actually made money) is because it's mindless average twaddle.

      If it actually _isn't_ twaddle (I wouldn't know; it holds no appeal) then the positive buzz from the cinema release might mean you do want to see it when you can.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    2. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I know it's almost certainly twaddle. Heck, let's assume it IS twaddle. My point is that IF the DVD were available now, I would rent it. Thus, the movie industry would get my money. However, by waiting to release the DVD, the movie industry will get nothing from me.

      In a way the movie industry is doing me a huge favor. Allowing me to avoid crappy movies by giving a four month grace period for me to wise up. But why are they doing this favor to me when they could be taking my money?

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    3. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by prozac79 · · Score: 1
      I keep being inundated with movie marketing in such away that I really want to see certain movies. But by the time they come out on DVD so I can rent them, I no longer care to do so. The marketing fog surrounding me has long since cleared

      I think online DVD rental companies like NetFlix can take advantage of this situation of peoples' attitude cooling off about a movie after the marketing blitz has subsided. I think it would be great if you could put movies that are currently out in theaters into your NetFlix queue while you are still interested in seeing it. Most of us have queues that are long enough anyway that by the time the movie comes out on DVD, it will be somewhere in your queue ready to be sent. I know I find myself frequently in the situation where I'm browsing NetFlix and say to myself, "Oh, yeah, that looked like a good movie that I wanted to see but I forgot all about it." It would be much better if that DVD just showed up in my mail because I queued it up a few months earlier.

      Unfortunately the movie companies want us to do exactly the opposite. They don't put millions of dollars into advertising so that people can plan on watching a movie months in the future on DVD. But if a system like this did get in place, perhaps it could be another metric on how successful a movie is. Studios could see that there is interest in a particular movie, just that it's in the DVD market. It also might make the phrase "straight to video" not have the stigma it has now.

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      "Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot" -Prof. Farnsworth (Futurama)
    4. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can. I have the "40 Year Old Virgin" in my queue. However, I constantly comb through my list removing stuff that have second doubts about. I have little doubt that the "40 Year Old Virgin" will be removed by the time it gets to the top of my queue.

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    5. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40 YO Virgin is pretty good actually. The trailers make it look far more horrid than it is. It's got an 85% overall rating on RottenTomatoes. And an even higher 88% from their "Cream of the Crop" reviewers (i.e. established critics). This compares with an 8% overall rating for the new Deuce Bigalow movie.

    6. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      I read multiple reviews to decide on movies I want to watch. Good movies stay good even after the marketing ends. But I do forget sometimes what I read about as the reviews go in the recyling bin, and off the front page at rotten tomoatoes/Ebert, so I write the names of the good movies down. Then I rent them as they become available and cross them off the list. I generaly see spectacles at the theatre and rent everything else.

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      Anarchists never rule
    7. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be doing yourself a disservice, 40 Year Old Virgin is worth watching IMO. It's easily worth a Netflix rental.

    8. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by jigjigga · · Score: 0

      Agreed, exact same situation. We had some company come down for the weekend and one night we arbitrarily decided to go rent a movie. We didnt have time, the will to drive to the next town, nor 50 bucks to pay for everything... So we rented bubba-hotem which rather sucked. If the 40 year old virgin, or wedding crashers, were available we would have rented both in a pinch! There is a problem with this scheme... that pirating may increase. Fortunately, the companies will earn so much from regular people who rent or buy the movies, it will offset any loss associated with the increase of piracy.

    9. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other countries, they do release DVDs and VCDs at the same time as theatrical release. They have to because if they don't, someone will sneak a camcorder in or "borrow" the film and make a copy. Remember, other countries don't have draconian laws making it almost a death penalty offense to tape a movie off the screen. I am American, by the way.

      Last summer, Russia released the blockbuster hit _Nochnoi Dozor_ (Night Watch) on DVD at the same time it was in the theatres and they still made a lot of money. So much, that Hollywood noticed and offered the director/screenwriter and the original story author a boatload of money to put out one film in English on the story after they finish the trilogy in Russia in a couple of years. Hong Kong, which has huge piracy problems, releases films on VCD and DVD at the same time as the theatrical release because, like I said, if they don't, the bootleggers will. _Kung Fu Hustle_ still made a lot of money with this policy.

      I have read that Hong Kong is experiencing some of the same problems as America with fewer people going to the theatres, but I think honestly, they don't want to admit that it's probably due to a decine in quality, which just might happen to be due to making too many freakin' movies, just like Hollywood. Hong Kong films have always been weak on plot, which doesn't really help when the movies being made in other Asian countries (China, Japan and South Korea) tend to have much stronger story lines.

      As I write this, I see that _Dukes Of Hazzard_, which I thought was the lamest TV show ever when I was a kid (with the possible exception of _Hee Haw_ and _Laurence Welk_), has made $70 million in the USA and isn't going to be in the theatres much longer. That means it broke even because it cost $53 million to make and WB had to pay $17 for the rights (not included in the budget). I am amazed that it even made that much as just about everybody said it sucked. The good news is that there almost certainly won't be a sequel. The bad news is, you just know that Hollywood is going to pick some old 70's lame TV show and make another movie no one wants to see. How about _One Day At A Time_, which I am proud to say that I NEVER watched.

    10. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mindless sheep. Be ashamed of yourself.

    11. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, I keep being inundated with movie marketing in such away that I really want to see certain movies. But by the time they come out on DVD so I can rent them, I no longer care to do so. The marketing fog surrounding me has long since cleared.

      I hit up Apple trailers to figure what I want to see, when it comes out on DVD, but by the time it does, up to a year later, I've forgotten which ones I want to see, and then I save even more money. I love middle age!

    12. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this. The movie is clever, well executed, and funny. Much better than I expected. Not your average comedy crap. Leave it in the queue.

    13. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It would sure seem to be worth renting. First, Steve Carell is simply hilarious. He's one of those people who can make you laugh without really doing anything. He was f-ing hilarious in Anchorman. He made that movie.

      And second, it's an R rated movie. Which means it wasn't dumbed down for teen audiences. It's amazing how many movies are RUINED merely to get the PG13 rating and the moronic teen audience that goes with it. Hey Hollywood! You can't please everyone! Sometimes what us old fogies like IS NOT what teens like!

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    14. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by voorko02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the problem with DVD rentals is that you miss out on the experience of being able to talk to other people about the movie. People may claim that waiting for something to come out on DVD means that you'll watch more good films and avoid being swayed by marketing hype. Which it totally true, but at the same time its much tougher to talk to other people about films you watch on DVD. unless you watched the movie with them.

      Maybe its just me, but I enjoy talking about a movie after I see it. However I only really want to do it for a couple days after I see the movie. If my friend comes up to me tomorrow telling me how he saw The Matrix the other day, I'd say great but I wouldn't engage in any kind of real conversation with him about the film. Not like I would have had he seen it when I did in the theaters a couple years ago.

      Look I watch almost all of my movies on Netflix and they are rarely of the summer blockbuster variety, but I do miss the aspect of feeling like a part of a larger community. A recent preview for "40 year old virgin" confirms I'm not the only person who feels the same way. The crux of the ad was, see the movie or you won't know all the funny lines people are going to be quoting for the next six months. Now, I hate it when people quote films. Quoting something that is funny DOES NOT make you funny, but hell if I don't hate not catching a movie reference.

      Oh and "40 Year Old Virgin" is hilarious.

    15. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know it's almost certainly twaddle. Heck, let's assume it IS twaddle. My point is that IF the DVD were available now, I would rent it. Thus, the movie industry would get my money. However, by waiting to release the DVD, the movie industry will get nothing from me.

      Simultaneous theatrical and DVD release is coming, it's only a matter of time. Why spend money marketing a film all over again for the DVD release? Steven Soderbergh is doing just that with his next few films apparently, though that's not with one of the mainstream studios. If that's successful however, you can expect the major studios to follow suit.

      Jedidiah.

    16. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      movie theaters will absolutely be crushed if this happens.

      despite it all, i like going to see movies in the theater. simultaneous dvd release would just take away one more thing in the world i like, along with bowling alleys, real food and some semblance of understanding people in foreign lands.

    17. Re:DVDs should be released immediately by Hikaru79 · · Score: 0

      All the other replies to your post make some good points, but I think you're all missing out on the main reason DVD's aren't released simultaneously. As the comments to this story have proven, if DVD's were released simultaneously, people simply wouldn't go to theatres at ALL anymore. Why would Hollywood pass up on the chance to make everyone pay $20 to see it once, and then another $30 to keep it?

  109. What's new? by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

    While I agree that movies nowadays suck, what many people fail to realize is that the majority of movies coming out have always been formulaic crap, almost as long as they've been making movies. Look back at the golden age of going to the theaters in the '50s: of course there were some phenomenal movies back then, but these were the exception, not the rule. Most of what the studios churned we remember now only because of MST3K. They nailed the real problem when they talked about the "backstop" they used to be able to depend on because they were, literally, the only game in town.

  110. kids by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Sooo, you couldn't get a date this weekend either?

    See, once one moves out of the parents' basement, one don't have to go to a theater for the best chance of a little alone time in the dark.

    In fact, when you're married, you'll find you always have a date waiting for you at home! Ready to complain that you didn't take out the trash!

    1. Re:kids by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "In fact, when you're married, you'll find you always have a date waiting for you at home!"

      Unfortunately....it is also the same chick there all the time...

      :-(

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    2. Re:kids by sweetwayne · · Score: 1

      you always have a date waiting for you at home! Ready to complain that you didn't take out the trash!

      Uh, so how is this better than not having a date?

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    3. Re:kids by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Uh, so how is this better than not having a date?

      Because if you keep her happy, she keeps you hapy, see?

    4. Re:kids by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately....it is also the same chick there all the time..."

      Which helps avoid finding out your date is a bad kisser, or lousy lay, or not getting a 3rd/4th date because you happened to spurt a little too fast this time, etc... (not to mention diseases, oops i just mentioned them).

    5. Re:kids by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      In fact, when you're married, you'll find you always have a date waiting for you at home!

      Unfortunately....it is also the same chick there all the time...


      And she *still* doesn't appreciate it when you use the word "boobies" in a conversation.

    6. Re:kids by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      And she *still* doesn't appreciate it when you use the word "boobies" in a conversation.

      Yeah, but she hangs around anyways.

      Sometimes even cleans the dishes.

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  111. Denial by springbox · · Score: 1

    It seems that when people talk about this they seem to beat around the bush a lot and never outright say that maybe the reason people aren't going to see movies is because most of them suck? There. I said it. The industry is in denial, and denial is the first stage in coping with a death apparently, or more like the death of a once great venue for entertainment? But seriously, there hasn't been anything out there recently that seems worthwhile seeing excpet maybe March of the Penguins! (Wobble, wobble -- cracks me up every time.)

  112. Bad movies = MASSIVE advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally the mathmatical formula for a bad movie

    Advertising / Quality

    Eg..
    Catwoman
    Skycaptian
    Stealth

  113. Whoa...really? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    Really? No shit! Imagine that, and here I was getting ready to see Lilo and Stich 2, or the latest alien clone or ...

    Movie scripts are terribly unoriginal and whenever they do branch out they're always buried in controversy or what not.

    Tom

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  114. If the movies didn't suck so bad by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    I'd see more of them. The formulaic 70's tv show remake smells the same as a new mutual fund. Developed out of a well calculated, conservative profit motive. "These types of films, with these actors, tend to gross this revenue." It's completely uninspired and it sucks as a result. Life Aquadic was the last good film I've been to and I'm still waiting. Commercials in theatres?! $11 a ticket to watch them? The whole thing sucks.

  115. It _is_ Piracy, after all (well, sorta) by iainl · · Score: 1

    One of the biggest problems I see with the Cinema releases recently is that you no longer _have_ to go if you want to see the big movie soon. The Studios have been so eager to minimise piracy that you've only got 4 months to wait for the average DVD release.

    4 whole months. Woo.

    Couple this with the fact that there are so many films coming out that, even ignoring the obvious junk, I'm constantly behind with the films I want to see that I've got a massive list of unseen stuff, you've got to have something pretty bloody spectacular to get me to make the hassle of babysitter-finding, ticket-booking and a 30+ minute drive to the cinema.

    Fundamentally, though, they really, really ought to look at their numbers. Name me a multinational corporation in anything other than the entertainment industry that hasn't tried to improve profits over the last decade by cutting costs. Now look at how much making an average summer movie has gone up by over the same time.

    Want to make more money? Stop handing wheelbarrow-loads of cash to 7 executive producers to sit around a table and attempt to micromanage the plot to death, before paying 10M+ to mid-range talent who don't actually do anything to get bums on seats on opening weekend.

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  116. hype burnout by serano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another factor might be this: Over the last 5 years or so, Hollywood's marketing machine has become increasingly effective at hyping every single movie, making the opening of a movie seem like an event you have to participate in or be forever mitigated to a lowly social rung. This has made movie openings much larger than they were 10 years ago, even for utterly crappy movies. It might take them a while, but eventually people become numb to the hype and these new marketing techniques, and movie attendance drops accordingly.

    1. Re:hype burnout by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Wait wait wait a minute. Hold on here.

      Are you telling me that

      "From the makers of blah, blah, and blah. Comes a visionary motion picture event directed by blah. Who's work on blah, blah, and blah, earned him Hollywood's greatest blah award. Raved about by critics around the world through blah, blah, and blah, this is one event that you don't want to miss. Featuring the greatest actor of our time, blah. And featuring the greatest actress of our time, blah. From blah films comes a presentation by blah studios .......... Two Monks Getting Kicked in the Nuts. Don't miss it November 2005!"

      doesn't do it for you anymore?

    2. Re:hype burnout by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      I think a bigger problem is Hollywood's marketing machine has control of the content. I go to few movies and watch very little television and constantly see anew to what shallow and machine-like levels current Hollywood product has sunk. A computer could churn out better scripts, reptiles better representations of human situations. A $9 DVD of "Twelve Angry Men" reminded me last night from what heights Hollywood has fallen. Of the few recent films I've seen recently that expressed any convincing human emotion - and didn't feel as if the main characters all had contract riders specifying how much camera time is devoted to catching their good side - most came from markets too small to have an entertainment establishment in control. Thailand for example.

      That current legislation is subverting the very nature of free information exchange in our society on the demand of these rat-fucks is beyond my comprehension.

  117. Convergence by FatBear · · Score: 1

    Being about 50 years old I have seen most of our shift from theaters to home viewing. I have noticed that theaters seem to be getting smaller and more numerous. The multiplex near my home in megapolitan southern California has more theaters than gates at O'Hare airport (and they are arranged similarly), but most of them are smaller than the theater in the tiny little home town of my youth. At the same time, home theaters are growing - both in size and in number. I wonder when and where the convergence will happen...

  118. It's two things: by noewun · · Score: 1
    1) It costs me $10.25 to go see a move in Manhattan now - I can remember when it was $7. Seeing that most of the lame-ass Hollywood crap (the latest Star Wars included) will eventually come to HBO, I just wait and watch it at home;

    2) The brain drain caused by the growth of the various indie movie scenes has finally come home to roost. Now, Hollywood has always, always been about money first and quality second, and 95% of what the major studios release has always been crap. However, because of the ready spread of relatively low-cost editing equipment and the growth of a robust indie film circuit, there is no longer any need to fight the inertia inherent in Hollywood to make a good movie. Now, an indie movie can get national and international distribution, plus DVD sales, without Hollywood and will be able to recoup its cost more easily than ten years ago. If you keep your movie below the $2.5 million level, you can have a successful career without having to deal with the studios.

    Which is a long way of saying that a lot of the creativity has left the mainstream movie world and moved firmly into the indie scene.

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    1. Re:It's two things: by FatBear · · Score: 1

      "I can remember when it was $7." I can remember when it was a dime at the Saturday matinee.

    2. Re:It's two things: by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      You should really check out the cinemas.. they have sound now.

  119. Its really simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If I want to have to watch a BAD movie with Blaring people, noisy patrons, cellphones and the like.....hell, I will download a TELESYNC or CAM version of the movie.

    They always serve to remind me why I am glad I only wasted time downloading the crappy thing

  120. So many movies I can't watch them all in cinemas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "Wait for DVD" is an all to common quote, especially with the
    > MPAA pushing them out to the stores as fast as they can in order
    > to attempt to curb piracy in the theatre.

    That's something else I've wondered from time to time. I feel that there are now so *MANY* movies out there that it's just physically impossible to see all the ones you want to in movie theaters. So eventually there just gets to be a number of them out on DVD where they're cheaper, and I feel now I've got so much catching up to do I can catch up all I like on DVD and never get to the point I need to go see one in a theater before there's a new bunch out on DVD.

    So even those of us who don't mind the quality of movies are watching them on DVD anyway because there's just so damned many in such a quickly moving pipeline from cinema to DVD to television.

  121. This is why I dont go anymore by future+assassin · · Score: 1
    In the last while I saw a couple of movies WOTW and Star Wars. Each fucking time it cost me $50 for two people to see the movies Personally I think thats a retarded price for a movie night. So I went out last week and bought a large screen tv (46") Yes not THAT big but my staircase wouldnt allow anything bigger.

    Then I hit my local pawnshop where I buy my music cd's and bought a crap load of new realease DVD for $5-7 (cdn) each.

    Went home made some popcorn and enjoyed new realease movies at home. No retarded money spending, no line ups, no dealing with huge crowds.

    The movies compenies will not get my money anymore and I'll buy used dvd's to save ME even more cash.

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  122. Netflix did 'em in for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I generally don't watch the excremental "blockbusters" that flood the theaters with their effluence, but I prefer the "arty" movies, i.e. with dialogue written by and for the post-pubescent. Those tend not to last more than a week in the theaters, and they don't benefit too much from a huge screen, so as soon as I hear about one, I put it on my "saved" list and get it in a couple of months.

    Maybe I'll go see "The 40-year-old Virgin" this weekend. At a matinee. By myself. And I'll ride my bicycle to the theater...

    1. Re:Netflix did 'em in for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe I'll go see "The 40-year-old Virgin" this weekend. At a matinee. By myself.

      Or you could save yourself $9.50 and look in the mirror :).

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  123. Its the price by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Around me, the price of a movie is 9 dollars so to go out with my wife to the movies cost $18.00 (not including junk food). My view is that if it only costs 12 bucks for my wife and I, I would probably see twice as many movies a year. The theatres and Hollywood have overshot the "sweet spot" of movie prices and even though twenty dollars is not a lot of money, there are too many alternative forms of entertainment one can do for less or with better value than a movie when going out. It has nothing to do with the quality of the movies because movies have been on par with previous quality of entertainment in previous years- just the price has changed. It is cheaper for me to buy a dvd of the movie than to go to the theartre and watch it. Go figure.

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    1. Re:Its the price by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

      Yep, most of Hollywood is overpriced these days. Are the theaters to blame or are the movie executives who agree to pay Tom Cruise eighty kajillion dollars for 2-3 months work? Or is it a combination?

    2. Re:Its the price by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

      But actually you pay to see it because it's out and people are talking about it and you want to be part of the zeitgeist so you can talk at the watercooler. And it's a place to take a date that isn't your stinkhole of an apartment ;)

  124. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    It costs the theatre $14.00 for the rights to show you that movie, per person.

    I didn't know that. Does help explain the commercials and concession prices, doesn't it?

    But I'm still not letting Hollywood or the theater chains off the hook. Every business is feeling pricing pressure and I'd like to welcome the private jet flying, cocaine sniffing Hollywood fat butts to the party. Take some aspirin for that hangover and start figuring out how to make the deal better for everyone.

    And theaters better come up with an experience that's better than what I can get at home with a 1,000 dollar video projector and surround sound system, otherwise they can kiss their business good bye.

    Honestly, I don't feel a bit sorry for either of them. Get busy or start planning a smaller theater complex.

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  125. Too expensive and the picture's bad by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    I went to see "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" a while ago and the first thing that hit me was the price -- once you include popcorn, I can own the film on DVD for that money. The second thing that hit me was the shitty quality of the picture -- there were scratches on the picture and it was not in focus. You just can't get away with that anymore when everybody has a DVD player at home. And so the third thing that hit me was: I fscking shouldn't be here!

    Ever since then, I have been taking a serious look at beamers, and wondering which room I might want to convert to a part-time movie theater -- one with a digital picture, no scratches. Oh, and my popcorn is better, too.

    1. Re:Too expensive and the picture's bad by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      and when your feet stick to the floor, you know it's time to call the maid.

      and you can watch a movie in your underwear, and not get kicked out of the theater.

      and there's that neat feature called "Pause" that can be used to stop the movie when you get up to go pee.

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  126. "Unlimited Cinema" by Snosty · · Score: 1

    The only reason I still see a lot of movies each month is because one of my local cinema chains offers unlimited movies for £14 a month. In fact, you can get it for £11 a month if you exclude the west London cinemas, but as I live there I pay £14 to include them and every other one in the country.

    Given a normal ticket costs £8.50, it's easy to see how it can be paid off. In fact I usually end up seeing one or two movies a week totally as much as 8 or more a month at times. 8 moves for £14? That'll keep me in the cinema, even with inflated drink and popcorn prices.

    1. Re:"Unlimited Cinema" by klang · · Score: 1

      That is a very, very good system! No £8.50-pain of seeing a movie that suck (only the two-hour-pain)

  127. better movies, not simultaneous releases by LazyBoy · · Score: 1
    Right now, some people see some movies in the theater (even multiple times!) and buy the DVD later. No one will do this if the movie is released on DVD at the same time.

    Releasing simultaneously won't bring in more money, it will bring in less. Movie theaters will become as rare as drive-ins if they do this.

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  128. Lots of reasons. by FullCircle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Starting with the one I haven't seen posted yet...

    Action movies today are too fast for 24fps film. With all the fast motion and cuts, it becomes a blur. Those few extra fps on DVD with a clear TV completely blow away a projector. It is a whole different movie at home.

    TV's got bigger while movie screens got smaller.

    Home audio is better and you have a freaking volume control.

    People get imposed upon while the MPAA looks for cameras.

    The quality of movies has declined. What happened to many great movies per year? As it is, even Stealth will win awards this year just because it was released.

    If you muct run commercials, run them BEFORE the movie is scheduled to start, while people are comming in. We paid for a MOVIE, not a commercial.

    People are RUDE in theaters. STFU! Theaters should enforce this and remove people who ruin it for others instead of looking for cameras.

    The pricing for food and drinks is crazy. It is a long time well known joke.

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    1. Re:Lots of reasons. by tsangc · · Score: 1
      Action movies today are too fast for 24fps film. With all the fast motion and cuts, it becomes a blur. Those few extra fps on DVD with a clear TV completely blow away a projector. It is a whole different movie at home.


      Aren't they shot on 24fps film? Where would you get the extra 6 frames per second on the DVD?

    2. Re:Lots of reasons. by FullCircle · · Score: 1

      Ok, you got me there, so maybe it isn't framerate.

      But the point is still the same:
      From a projector, I see a blur.
      At home, I can see action scenes.

      It doesn't matter if it's from a cheap VHS on a 19" TV or the DVD player on my 52" HDTV.

      Maybe the digital projectors are better about this?

      I'm in a bad position in this case. I'm a video editor, so I have trained myself to be acutely aware of problems in video. I have to catch problems in order to make a living. I also play FPS games which tend to make you very aware of framerate and clarity.

      It may be similar to audophiles who can't listen to cheap radios comfortably.

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    3. Re:Lots of reasons. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Projectors don't run at 24fps AFAIK, they fun much faster. And if the movie is recored at 24fps, then all the bluring and various effects of recording at 24fps will still be there on the DVD. The case is different for movies recored at higher fps on digital cameras, but that's not the majority yet, I don't think.

    4. Re:Lots of reasons. by falconx7 · · Score: 1

      Definately doesn't have to do with the framerate.

      It more of has to do with the quality of projectors at theatres and how they are maintained. In most theatres I go to, the image is not properly in focus and the glass window etc. is dirty. Hollywood should really try and push theatres to actually have good, well maintained, equipment.

      Used to be they could get away with not maintaining any of their equipment and installing cheaper stuff, but now that the home theatre has taken off... People notice the sound is cutting out of the rear speakers, or that the image is out of focus, or there is too much dust on the lense, now that at home they've gotten used to not having any of that.

      Personally, I get really pissed when I pay $9.50 to see amovie, and the surround-sound keeps cutting in and out, or the sound is distorted because the theatre bought the cheapest sound system they could.

  129. How much does it costs in Walmart man-hours. by srobert · · Score: 1

    The price of the movie for 2x$8.50=$17.00
    Add popcorn or candy for 2x$3.50=$7.00
    Soda's 2x3.50=$7.00

    Total=$31.00 = 4 hours work? to pay for a movie that's likely not worth renting at Blockbuster for $3?

    Why aren't they showing up?

    1. Re:How much does it costs in Walmart man-hours. by nytes · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. What you've demonstrated is that roughly one hour of Walmart time == one hour at the movies.

      Reminds me that someone else once proposed the "Sixpack theory of economics". His observation was that the price of a sixpack of beer is always approximately the same as the minimum wage.

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  130. About time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wholeheartedly agree! At least someone with some influence has realised this blatantly obvious situation exists.

  131. "the island" was a remake of an MST3K'd movie. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    They should be worrying about the quality of their films. "the island" was a special effects packed remake of this turkey called "parts the clonus horror", which was ripped a new one by Mike, Crow, and Servo back in the late 90's.

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    1. Re:"the island" was a remake of an MST3K'd movie. by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I honestly liked "The Island" despite some awful product placement in the beginning, but I like MST3K even more... I gotta go find that now. Incidentally, did you ever see the MST3K version of "The Pumaman"? That movie is incredibly awesome.

    2. Re:"the island" was a remake of an MST3K'd movie. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      pumaman is a classic, but not as good as fugitive alien or escape 2000.

      They only released a handfull of early eps on dvd. (DO YOU HEAR ME BEST BRAINS? RELEASE MORE!)

      I'd suggest the piratebay if you really want them all.
      someone's been distributing the digital archive project encodes. Theyre not great, but theyre watachable.

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  132. Why I don't go by gradster79 · · Score: 1

    When I think about it, I've been to a movie theater once in the past 3 years. Before then I went probably at least once a month. Why I don't go anymore:

    1. Shitheads talking inside the theatre.

    2. Shitheads not putting their cell phones on silent.

    3. In my opinion, a general decline in the quality of movies.

    4. I just don't watch movies as much. I've found alternative methods of entertainment.

    5. The first two are really the top reasons, if anything makes me angry its.....

  133. Other countries film industries by colmore · · Score: 1

    In other countries you can still go see a local movie for less than an average workers hourly wage, you don't see commercials in theaters, and snacks don't cost 8 times their normal value. They seem to be doing OK.

    I imagine that this is because in other countries movies aren't expected to be a multi-billion dollar industry. The films are small affairs usually telling believable stories about peoples lives rather than the ridiculous contrived nonsense that hollywood pumps out.

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    1. Re:Other countries film industries by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Well I don't know where you are, but here in Europe we have our load of advertisements too.

      The problem of the US is that they want to make a movie for everyone.

      The problem of the European countries is that they usually make a movie for nobody.

      Olivier

  134. Damn TV commercials by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you exactly why I stopped seeing movies in theatres.

    FUCKING TV COMMERCIALS before every damn movie. I don't mind seeing TV commercials when I'm watching television. Commercials allow them to pay for the airwaves they're sending my way. Fine, fair trade.

    However, to see the price of movie tickets go up $2 to $3 per in a three year span, while at the same time they're subjecting me to their damned marketing CRAP is too much.

    I'm not going to pay $10 to watch commercials. I'm paying that much to get a big screen, big sound, and NO ADVERTISING. (movie previews are fine, at least they're on topic)

    There's nothing more annoying than seeing that same shitty ass grainy TV commercial at 40' across and blasting your ear drums out.

    You hear me movie execs? You allow commercials before your movies, and I WON'T SEE THEM. Fuck you.

  135. My Random Theory by Epistax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Movies are a prime example of my theory.
    How much money is spent on advertising a movie? What percentage is that of the total cost? How much do the theatres themselves advertise? How much of that is the total cost? In short, how much money is used (I'd love to say wasted) telling me to go see a movie that I already know that I want to see because of the natural free advertising that takes place every day? (Look up movie listings through the movie theatre's website, see articles on CNN / imdb, hear from friends, hear countless plugs on TV [not ads]). All of those communications costs the film crew zero dollars. Those affect me. Then you buy an ad on TV or in a magazine. Trust me, I'll almost never see it. Even if I did, why would I go to a movie that I didn't learn about from a more trusted and objective source? Why would I even by aware of your commercial?

    That's just movies. It gets far, far worse than that. Company A buys products from Company B which buys from Company C which buys from Company A. 'A' gets investor pressure (or anything, really) and starts a marketing campaign to get more customers, thus increasing the price to 'B'. Now 'B' needs to market and/or raise prices to break even with the change, costing more to 'C', and now 'C' must do the same, causing 'A' to choke. These 3 companies are now in a little inflation loop which will hurt not only these companies, but every other customer to 'A' 'B' and 'C'. My little theory says that our complete and stupid over-exposure to advertising is now responsible for a significant portion of the change in cost of every product, thus wages, thus inflation. Now of course currently oil is slated to bring the price of every product up by a decent amount too, but I mean aside from that.

    In short, not only do I find advertising annoying and insulting, I find it threatening.

  136. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    Some of your ideas are interesting but the basic premise is flawed, movie theaters are like pizza places. You have a high fixed cost and low variable cost, it's easy to make a profit in volume.

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  137. What makes a movie good by killmenow · · Score: 2, Insightful
    call me old fashioned here, I actually like my movies to have this thing called a plot.
    All good movies must have at least two of the following:
    1. An interesting plot...simple enough, one would think. "Rob Schnieder goes to Amsterdam and poses as a gigolo to foil a murder mystery" doesn't count.
    2. Dialog that sounds more like it was written by Quintin Tarantino than George Lucas.
    3. Character development. This does not include a guy who thinks fat chicks are worthless until Tony Robbins hypnotizes him and when it wears off he finally realizes he's in love with one and it's what's on the inside that really matters.
    4. Quality acting, as opposed to anything ever done by Keanu Reeves.
    5. Jennifer Connelly
    Actually, that last one is enough on its own.
  138. Simultaneous distribuion will save them. by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    From TFA:With billions of dollars at stake, nerves are growing understandably frayed. Last week, John Fithian, the president of the National Association of Theatre Owners, accused Robert A. Iger , the incoming chief executive of Walt Disney, of leveling a "death threat" at theater owners for having suggested that the lesson to be drawn from the slump is that moviegoers want films to be accessible in theaters and on DVD simultaneously.

    Here,Here.. Did I just agree with a Disney exec? I would only add ONLINE Distribution as well.
    I want the choice on day one. Go home for 20bucks & watch it from the couch or Go out with the wife on a date. Theatre goes will go, some will buy the DVD right after watching the movie. DVD buyers will buy it, some will go to watch it on the big screen. (StarWars, FireFly, Batman etc...)

    We like take out, but we also like to sit down every once in a while. If you make the choice come down to: spend $20 bucks on an unknown or spend $9 buck on unknown, I might end up spending $29 by the end. Its a "good thing" for us and them.

    I hope the theater owners are scared, Spend some time trying to come up with a valid reason why I ought to shell out 30-50 bucks to watch Julie Roberts cry 5ft tears with commercials. Piracy would all but die if DVD's of NewReleases were out at the same time. I know I wouldn't waste my time and Bandwidth on a Cam version of a film I could purchase now. ( I already came to this conclusion around the time theHulk was leaked.) We spend a total of 20 bucks a paycheck on DVDs (usually used or under $10), 5 of us in the house. We've seen exactly 5 movies in the theatre since Farenheight 911. One person at each.

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    1. Re:Simultaneous distribuion will save them. by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      you are absolutely right. Why have the chance of jailtime anf big fines when you can pay 20 bucks from the store...what i miss the most is what used to be the dollar theaters. After 2-3 months films would go to them and for 2 dollars you can go and watch em..they didnt even care if you theater hopped..didnt matter..they were making money off refreshments..What i would also liek to see up here in sacramento is theaters carry real food(like chinese(get a panda express to open up small franchises in the theaters)) while nathans hotdogs are great...they just dont fill you up!

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  139. I Usually Feel Cheated by J3M · · Score: 1

    The last few times I've gone to the theater I felt cheated. Expensive ticket prices, expensive refreshments (and who wants 2 gallons of soda?), 20 minutes of commercials, then a sub par movie. Add to that the many distractions of phones, chatting, people going to the bathroom 20 times (thanks to the 2 gallons of soda) and other things. No thanks. I think that even the die hard movie goers have started feeling the same.

    It's a shame really. I have fond memories of going to the movies when I was younger. My childrens memories will be of watching the DVD at home (which isn't really a bad thing I guess).

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  140. The *Real* reason for attendance decline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Aside from the quality of movies dropping while the prices of admission going up all the time, how about the simple fact that we are being flooded with movies every week!!!

    Looking at the local paper, I see that we had 7 movies released this week. Even when I was a PFY, I never had the time or money to see 7 movies in a weekend. Nevermind today when I have a real job, wife and family.

    AC -- I'm AC but I'm not *that* AC.

  141. UK is even more expensive by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    UK Prices:

    £7.50+ per adult in a standard seat eg no leg room.
    £3.00+ for a popcorn.
    £2.00+ for a drink.

    So thats £22 for a couple translates at current rates at about 39USD

    Now think that the typicl UK cinema is designed to cram people in, and not that comfortable. Some are pretty filthy too lots of popcorn stuck to the floor.

    Then you have the films.

    After a short time on release the sound (especially SDDS has degraded because some idiot decided it was a good idea to put it on the edge of the film) goes funny. Many of the films I see have a few sound drop outs which are annoying.

    The arthouse and some flicks are good, but I would say at least 85% of what comes out is crap or not worth paying that much for.

    Films get rated as a watch, DVD rental or can't be bothered for me.

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    1. Re:UK is even more expensive by gowen · · Score: 1
      £7.50+ per adult in a standard seat eg no leg room.
      WTF? I take it you live in London, or at least a major southern city. It's £4.80 in our local Warner Village, and the seats have plenty of leg room.
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    2. Re:UK is even more expensive by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      Hmm try going in Leicester Square - it's more than £7.50 I can assure you. Most Odeons are more than £4.80 for sure. You must live in the North :)

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    3. Re:UK is even more expensive by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

      Hampshire, so yes south.

      The £4.80 is student price here and that is only available some days to students.

      The odeon near us is really uncomfortable, but i have 36" legs

    4. Re:UK is even more expensive by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      dont go to fucking leicester square then.

    5. Re:UK is even more expensive by timster · · Score: 1

      If you think the change over dots are distracting, you should start looking for the cap codes, also known as "crap codes". These are patterns of dots splashed right across the middle of the frame. They are a completely useless anti-piracy measure.

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    6. Re:UK is even more expensive by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      £3.50 in Aberystwyth, with about £2 for a pint.

    7. Re:UK is even more expensive by raikje · · Score: 1

      not all of the uk is like that. in Glasgow, the UGC in the centre of the city is a fairly new cinema with plenty of legroom (enough that people can walk past you to get to their seat without you needing to move), comfortable seats and a good selection of films, big and small (there's 18 screens). it's £4.80 for an adult, £3.90 for a student, or you can get an unlimited card for £11 a month. and in to the bargain it's the tallest cinema complex in the world, if you like that sort of thing.

      unfortunately it's driving the odeon out of business, which will probably result in them hiking the prices up when the odeon shuts in a few months. still a lot better than £7.50 though.

    8. Re:UK is even more expensive by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Signature says:

      If you want to never be able to watch a film in peace again look out for the change over dots at the top right corner of the film. One at the start and end of every real. I can't Ignore the things now I noticed them :(

      Yep, I've known about those all my adult life and a good chunk of my childhood. My mom's uncle Tommy used to be a projectionist at a drive-in theatre in Florida. Being a fellow technophile, he and I bonded relatively well and early.

      My wife, on the other hand, was completely unaware of them until they were pointed out in the move Fight Club, in which one of the characters worked nights as a projectionist.

      I've known about the "Cigarette burns" long enough that they don't call my attention much any more. However, you will notice that there is always a hard cut scene change just after one of these bad boys appears on the screen, and that the audio cuts a moment later (more noticeable if the audio is analogue). You will also notice that the wider the aspect ratio of the film, the more distorted the shape of the dot, because the dot is round on the film, and the wider aspect ratios are achieved by using lenses that have different X than Y focal lengths. The aspect ratio of the film itself is about 4X3 (Just a touch narrower, if I recall correctly).

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    9. Re:UK is even more expensive by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The most I pay is £6.30. I skip popcorn and drinks, or have a beer before I go in.

      I prefer smaller movies that work well on TV too, but some big films are best on the big screen. But I'd rather spend £30-50 a year to watch those than spend thousands for a high end "home cinema" system that's still not as good.

      Comedy - great fun watching a great comedy with a big crowd. Horror does nothing for me on the small screen.

    10. Re:UK is even more expensive by writertype · · Score: 1
      I think the Leicester Square Odeum in London was charging some massive amount of money for Episode III -- I'd swear it was 39 quid or so for the premium seats.

      Here in south London, it's about 7 pounds or so, and we also go to the midafternoon showings, to try and minimize the unruly teen factor.

    11. Re:UK is even more expensive by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      I live in Newcastle, it's a long, long way away ;)

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    12. Re:UK is even more expensive by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

      Yep I know...

      Used to work as a projectionist.

      Looks superb in scope :D

  142. Movies seem to have lost that "sense of wonder"... by Sturm · · Score: 1

    When I go back and watch movies like "The Goonies" or "E.T." or "Cocoon" or even the first three "Star Wars" movies, I can't help but be caught up in that sense of wonder I felt when I first watched them. It just seems easier to suspend disbelief. Now, it might be because I watched these movies as a child/teenager, but I don't think so... Even "old" movies like "Rear Window" (greatest movie ever IMO) or "Casablanca" (ALSO the greatest movie ever ;) which I didn't watch until I was much older seem to just draw you completely in and keep you entraced right up to the end.
    Maybe it IS the overkill with special effects or maybe it is just the shear glut of movies coming from Hollywood nowadays. But I don't think so... I think Woody Allen is right and somewhere along the way the art of crafting Hollywood movies has been diluted.
    Maybe "The Chronicles of Narnia" will get it right...

  143. I've worked at a theater for around 10 years by bung-foo · · Score: 1

    and there has definately been a trend of declining attendance over that time period but the worst part has been the last 4 years. After 9/11 we had no customers for about 2 months. It took about six months for us to start having crowds again and even today we typically only sell out one or two shows on a friday or saturday night. In the mid 90's we would typically sell out 5 or 6 of our 10 houses every fri and sat night.

    You can't blame it on our ads or the length of our previews either. We show 3 previews and one ad (always for a DVD or movie related product or film festival). Our average preview time has increased from 10 minutes in the mid 90's to about 12 minutes today.

    The bottom line is that we rarely show a movie for longer than two weeks now. It used to be that a three or four week run was normal and we would always have a few movies that were three or more months old.

    When I first started working here they had been showing "Raise the Red Lantern" for 13 months and it was still selling out shows both on the weekends and on random weekday evenings!

    On the bright side, 40 year old virgin is hysterically funny. But it and batman are the only movies doing any business for us now.

  144. Tommy Lee Jones by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Played a good cop who was chasing things in "The Fugitive."

    Unfortunately, when an actor does such a good job in a role, and enough money is made from it, that actor HAS to produce ten to twenty more films of increasingly bad quality. Tommy Lee Jones, as a tracker cop who chases bad guys through snow covered Oregon, just seems rehashed and boring now.

    Hollywood takes the masses for idiots, and seem to think that "new" is bad. Lucas, at least, wasn't too scared of producing something new and off-the-wall. It is a pity that he fell into that trap recently, as well.

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    1. Re:Tommy Lee Jones by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Tommy Lee Jones, as a tracker cop who chases bad guys through snow covered Oregon, just seems rehashed and boring now.

      Way off topic, but the snow scenes in "The Hunted" were set in British Columbia, not Oregon. Seeing snow like that near Portland, Silver Falls, or any of the other Oregon settings in the film would be highly unusual.

      That movie was almost intolerably bad, but I watched it all the way through anyway because it featured Portland. And what a ludicrous caricature of Portland it was -- steam emanating from city manhole covers, TLJ "warping" between distant parts of the city within the same chase scene, the MAX train going over a bridge it doesn't actually go over, etc. Funny and annoying at the same time.

  145. Reasons in declining order of importance by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

    1. quality of the movie. If it sucks, I ain't goin'. Include here also unnecessary special effects, and intentionally jerky or fuzzed-out choreography. Worst example I've seen to date: The Bourne Supremacy. Let's start a line to kick director Greengrass in the ass for transforming what could have been a very good movie into unwatchable crap.
    2. Noise. Listen up, movie people - I'M NOT DEAF! Although I would be if I went into the theater while you were engaging in shock troop sonic crowd control while showing commercials and previews.
    3. Commercials. I pay money so you can show me a bunch of BELLOWING commercials? No. I stand outside the door until they're done, put in my earplugs (the movies themselves are still too loud), and then go in. How do I know when they're done? Easy. I can _feel_ the noise from 50 feet away. So it had better be a really good movie before I go through this hassle.
    4. Crappy and intrusive soundtracks. Not meaningful music, but the shrieking just for the sake of making noise. Just shut up already so I can watch the movie. If I wanted to listen to irrelevant music all through the movie, I'd bring along my iPod. Although, to be fair, it seems like crappy music also gets added to the DVD, that wasn't in the original.

    Yeah, you're right. I don't go to see many movies any more. Last one I saw was March of the Penguins - and I'd have preferred it without the narration.

  146. Three rules for my theater enjoyment. by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

    1. Never see a movie in the first week it is out.
    2. Always arrive 15 minutes late. (no commercials for me).
    3. Never use the concession stand.

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  147. I haven't seen it... by Vengeance · · Score: 1

    And frankly, I don't know that I want to. Is it THAT funny to see and hear all the variations on obscenity that top comedians can come up with? Is there something else I'm just missing here? Sure, I like a good laugh as well as the next guy, maybe more so. But what is it about 'The Aristocrats' that has the critics and comedians raving so hard in general? I guess I just don't understand the appeal.

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    1. Re:I haven't seen it... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      The movie felt like an inside joke to me, and I wasn't inside :)

      Some guys in the next row were laughing to the point that they couldn't breathe! To me though, it was getting boring.

      Hearing 50 variations of a joke involving various combinations of incest, pooping, etc was funny for the first 5 go-rounds, but I guess i didn't appreciate it.

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  148. IMAX is doing fine by tgatliff · · Score: 1

    In fact, IMAX's stock has risen > 100% over the last 3 years. Gross revenues are also pretty strong.

    I find it very interesting that this fact was not even approached in the article that maybe the movie industry should consider implementing or creating new technology to attract people. Maybe 3D movie technology?? Dont know of any home movie theaters that you can buy with that...

    As with most markets, newer technology is the answer.

    1. Re:IMAX is doing fine by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's because IMAX generally makes documentaries and not garbage. I've enjoyed every IMAX movie I've seen. I am attracted to their remote locations, places I will likely never experience in my lifetime. For instance, I saw their bit on the ISS. Loved it! I walked out of there feeling a bit more human having sen my planet from that altitude, albeit remotely.

  149. You missed the big one.... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    The reason so many films are boring is because.... I've already seen them.

    Most films nowadays are just a rehash of a film made a few years ago under a different name so after a few years you get to see almost all the films that have ever been made.

    But books have been around for ages and people still read them! For a start a book costs a fraction of the cost of a movie so a publisher takes a small risk publishing a odd book that will only be read by a few people, films cost megabucks so an odd film that will only get a few viewers isn't going to make any money so it won't be made. Add that that it only takes a couple of hours at most to see a film but it takes much longer to read a book so you can get through far more films than books, and the type of story and the way you tell it in a film is far more limited that that of a book and it doesn't take long before you've seen almost every movie ever made (by only seeing a fraction of them).

    Anyhow, the reason I don't go to the cinema to watch films is because I've already seen them already. It's exactly the same reason why I no longer buy music, because 80% it seems to be covers and the other 20% sound just like something else from a few years ago.

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    1. Re:You missed the big one.... by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Movies don't have to cost megabucks. At least not the level they're often at today. Film stock, sets etc. are not cheap, but the studios spend far too much in ever more desperate attempts to lure us to the cinema.

      It is easy to forget how much detail there is in a book. A 50 page book will easily take 2 hours of screen time to cover. It seems contradictory because a movie is visual and therefore doesn't need all the space books devote to description yet still a tiny short book translates to a fairly long movie. Some books have more description, e.g. the Lord of the Rings devotes a huge amount of space to describing everything in detail so that gets compressed easily in a movie - the landscapes, creatures, etc, but still despite 3+ hour running times they had to leave a lot out.

      I think much of popular fiction is also just rehashing, but people read them and don't get put off by the similarities because unlike a movie you get to experience every detail - in a movie the scenery flashes by as the camera moves about so there is more tendency for two movies to appear overly similar.

      What I'd love - instead of making heaps of new movies that are really the same old movie dressed up to appear new, rather show older movies again. I'd love to be able to periodically go see movies from the 40s up to the modern day on the big screen. Instead the movies typically come around once and that's it.

  150. Jumping & Explosions by Blackbird_Highway · · Score: 1

    What they need is to put scenes in movies where people are jumping with explosions behind them. Jumping and explosions, lots and lots of them. In fact, you could fill up a whole movie with nothing but people jumping and explosions. Now that would sell. Who needs plots and dialog and stuff?

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  151. No incentive for quality by realmolo · · Score: 1

    With worldwide ticket and DVD sales, I would guess that almost EVERY movie made these days turns a profit. Yeah, initial ticket sales are lower, but who cares?

    What it amounts to is people buy DVDs now instead of tickets. The studios would like if people bought tickets AND DVDs. Yeah, whatever. Greedy fucks.

  152. Here's an idea by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1, Informative

    Bring back the drive-in movie theater... BTW Are there any left ? I haven't seen one in years :-( They could really build some great venues with the latest technology.

    1. Re:Here's an idea by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Bring back the drive-in movie theater... BTW Are there any left ? I haven't seen one in years :-( They could really build some great venues with the latest technology.

      Some major metro areas still have one or two left, I believe. I think Phoenix had one when I lived there, but I'm not sure because I never went to it. I was on a trip to Sacramento and there was one there...the wife and I went to check it out. Unfortunately, while I agree that they could build some nice venues with newer technology, this was NOT one of them. They had obviously let it get steadily more run-down since the late 70's, and unless I'm mistaken it was actually scheduled to be torn down and have a standard multiplex built in it's place.

      Personally, I still enjoyed it though. My wife and I could talk about the movie while it played, just like we could at home, while at the same time not have to worry about listening to anybody else's cellphones/kids/conversations. I can only imagine how nice it might be if the place had been new, with decent equipment and facilities.

  153. No Creativity in Hollywood by LongShip · · Score: 1

    Remakes, sequels, TV sitcoms, CG crashfests, blood 'n guts gore fests, etc. There's no there there.

    Why would anybody want to pay the extorted prices to see the dribble coming out of Hollywood? It's a vast wasteland. Any creativity is limited to creative ways to exploit the latest pop trends and pseudo-clever CG. Nothing produced in Hollywood has artistic value.

  154. The culprits for *my* lack of theater attendance.. by ProZachar · · Score: 1

    The Internet/video games, and the local riverboat casinos.

    Web browsing (particularly forum participation) and video games put me in control of the information I use. If I want to quit and come back later, it'll be waiting for me. I can change topics/games in a few seconds if I want to. I am entirely in control. Sitting passively in front of a screen is so 20th century.

    The money that I don't spend at theaters goes to the casinos (well, on bad days anyway). I can sit at a table, play some blackjack (again, I have far more control here than staring at a movie screen), hang out with my friends, chat with the dealer, chat with the other people at the table, maybe have a few rounds, and it's all a good time. I know when I sit down that the house has a ~1% edge on the games I play. I go in with a fixed amount of money and if I lose it all, a) it's not going to break me and b) I don't feel compelled to try to get it back. It's gone, but it would have been gone anyway if I had blown it at a theater.

  155. Society has changes ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    In the past, there were lots of services that were public, in public spaces, and you had to interact with people in order to access them. With new developments, more things are changing to a more private/personal fashion. People just don't go to a phone boot, they use a cellphone. The same happends with Internet/Computer access, shopping, etc. People prefer to use the service from the privacy of their own homes. It seems that people hates people even more as time passes, and they try to interact with others as little as possible. Society has changes, and the market will have to adapt to this changes.

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  156. A 56 Year Trend by ObligatoryUserName · · Score: 4, Informative

    Movie ticket sales have been declining since the invention of television. According to Edward Jay Epstein, "In 1948, 90 million Americans--65 percent of the population--went to a movie house in an average week; in 2004, 30 million Americans--roughly 10 percent of the population--went to see a movie in an average week."

    Epstein has been writing a number of quality articles for NPR & Slate about the Hollywood profit shift from movie theatres to home theatres. Here are a few of the recent ones.

    The Vanishing Box Office
    Hollywood's Death Spiral
    Hollywood's Death Spiral, Part 2
    Hollywood's Profits, Demystified

    1. Re:A 56 Year Trend by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

      Of course the new media (TV, home theatre, cable, internet) have intruded on the movie business. But what I read out of this is that the decline this year was sharper than expected.

  157. Talk to me about it! (not in the cinema though!) by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    I see fewer problems in the UK... a little more in Germany (suprising) and forget about going to cinema in Greece, where people actually have to speak up to hear themselves over the film and each other.

    Oh in Greece, if someones phone rings, the etiquette is for them to answer it (forget how bright a phone screen is while ringing, and you are in a dark cinema) and carry on a normal conversation, albeit slightly louder to compensate for the movie.

    Of course, dialing out is also not a problem, or sending a text message (again that bright screen).

    It is all much better than watching the movie, because if a person in greece actually watches the movie, they start talking 10 to the dozen about it (or I like to hope it is about the movie) not jus to the person next to them, but to someone 4 seats away.

    Also, they are all commentators, and cannot just laugh, but have to say 'oh wow that was funny, did you see that, the guy walked into the wall... ahahhaa, I am hungry lets eat a gyros later, what did you do last friday?' instead.

    Of course, I am assuming, I can't understand a word they say (well I can, but I like to switch it off).

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  158. Lowest common denominator moviemaking by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    Look back at all of the movie greats, then ask yourself whether they'd get made today in Hollywood. The current market woes are due to lowest common denominator movie-making.

    No-one wants to buy a movie unless the "market" includes damn near everyone on the planet. Thus, you end up over and over with single movies which:

    - Cannot use dialog above reading level four
    - Must have at least one nude scene
    - Must have at least one murder
    - Must have at least one high school student
    - Must have at least one octogenarian
    - Must have jokes
    - Must have bathroom jokes
    - Must have drama
    - Must have melodrama
    - Must have computers
    - Must have new-age anti-computer granolaness
    - Must have a standoff
    - Must have a car chase
    - Must have a horse race
    - Must have a prayer scene or implied act of god
    - Must be a love story
    - Must be a murder mystery
    - Must be a light comedy
    - Must have room for product placement

    Of course, by the time you put all of things in over and over again what you get is an incoherent mess with little room for plot that jerks the audience around like nobody's business, which is a mortal sin because none of them were really that interested in seeing it anyway.

    The studio execs need to narrow their audience targeting by choosing one or two of these things for each film (preferably that do not contradict) and including only them.

    Better to narrow budgets and targets and make a simpler, more focused, more skillful film that 500,000 people absolutely are dying, DYING to see than a kitchen sink "blockbuster" style film that 30,000,000 people couldn't give less of a damn about but *shrug* they guess they'll go catch a film and kill a Friday night, if they can get together the energy to put socks on and anyway it'll probably just have the same explosions, boobs, scat scenes and recycled mysticism as the last ten films they saw...

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    1. Re:Lowest common denominator moviemaking by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      The old movie greats would never get made today, mainly because the dialog would be seen as too stilted and artifical. The acting would be laughed at as Showgirls quality, and the writing would be that of your brainless blockbuster.

      Because that's what those movies WERE. They were star vehicles, created in a time where people wanted to go to the movies to see the stars. Acting, scriptwriting, cinematography (This is why Citizen Kane/Metropolis/Doctor Zviago were so great. They basically INVENTED cinematography). These things just wern't focused on for most movies back then.

      They were..well..crap.

      There always is about an equal number of good stuff that comes out. I read an interview with someone lately..Ah right. Jon Stewart. There's a constant supply of good, worthwhile stuff that comes out, and the ratio remains constant. He pegged it at 12%, but I think the number differs via the medium.

      Music, less than 5%. Easy. Movies, I would say about 20% or so. (I would say that every year there are a few movies that are just not good, but are damn great.) Video Games, well over a third. (Which is why I spend so much time playing them).

      The problem, as the article pointed out, is on the lower end. Less people are willing to put up with crap. They just don't have the market for the crap movie anymore. It's something they're going to have to deal with in the uber-connected world.

  159. Indie Films by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 2, Informative
    I know that the ONLY reason I ever go to the movie theatre is because I have connections, and can get free tickets as a result. However, most of those movies aren't even worth going to, even at no cost. The only halfway decent movie I've seen in theatres lately was "Batman Begins", and I probably would have waited for the dvd if I had had to pay.

    Lately, however, I've discovered that there is a vast wealth of good indie films, with decent acting, excellent stories, and the cost of admission is just a dvd rental. "Primer" is an excellent example. It was made on $7000 US, and it is the best movie I have seen in several years. I see no reason to go see a crappy big-budget film when there are better options.

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    1. Re:Indie Films by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i guess you're one of those people who walk out of a movie just because they didn't pay in the first place? napoleon dynamite was a very good film. but everything from hollywood is only enjoyable after a good many beers (i recommend this for movie cynics, as it'll make the most spincock of films totally rock)

  160. Re:Movie Theaters AREN'T Obsolete by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    Going to the movies is supposed to be a sight and sound experience. Far too many movies don't justify the price for the experience because you get just as much enjoyment at home as you do in the theatre. Examples of movies that justify the experience in my opinion are LOTR series, Bram Stoker's Dracula and other movies that saturate your sight and sound. Maybe if Hollywood realized all movies don't justify the same price and changed their pricing structures accordingly they'd see better returns from their investments. If the ticket price was the same as the rental price for a lot of b grade movies, I'd probably see more movies in the theatre. Now some studio suit can read my writing and take credit for the idea when it works.

  161. They lost the art of telling a story by northwind · · Score: 1

    I think the reason is that Hollywood lost the art of telling a story. To much emphasis on bigbreasted blondes and too little attention to the details. Watch some of the old movies and see the difference. Long live "The Criterion Collection"

  162. Good products by nuggz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't say the products aren't good, just not good enough.
    I'll pay $5 + 2 hours of my time to watch a not great movie, I'm just not willing to put up with $40+ the rappy theater environment to watch it.

    Music CD's aren't worth $20, so I don't buy them. I'll just turn on the radio. Sometimes I'll see a decent CD on clearance for $5, I might grab it.

  163. Rentals and Purchases? by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 2, Informative

    It use to take almost two years for a movie to get to rental and even longer to own, now it takes about 3 months and everyone has dvd player. Has anyone ever considered that this might be a huge competition? It is cheaper, where I live at least, to buy a movie than pay for two tickets to see it. Only a small percentage of movie goers are set on seeing the movie when it first comes out, and that is only for a small subset of movies. Besides, with all the dvd purchases, and now television shows going for absurd prices does anyone really feel sorry for the studios?

    1. Re:Rentals and Purchases? by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

      same issue here... spend $22 for me and a friend just to SEE the movie.. (on top of $5 drink and $6 popcorn--assuming we share) that's $33...

      I'll buy the movie for $15-20 and watch it at home, thanks... 5.1 surround sound 5-disc DVD players are under $350... plus i get the 'bathroom break' option of pause.. and the ability to watch it later... many satilite/cable companies also let you re-watch movies if you 'rent' it through their pay-per-view service...

      I think the only way movie pirates really hurt the industry is that... they can say ahead of time, without influense of reader rating or money.. if a movie sucks or not...

      I know two people who sometimes download movies (but dont re-distribute electronically or physically)... they both still go to the theaters with their girlfriends--in fact, they go more often then most the other people I know...

      MPAA/RIAA is in such a fit looking for a scapegoat that they miss that a lot of music/movie lovers also buy things if they find they like it after downloading.. I myself used to buy 3-4 audio CD's a year in high school... Once i was introduced to Kazaa, I found more bands I liked as a whole (not just one-hit wonders they play on the radio)... I just dropped $120 in the last month on CD's.... thanks previewing my music first...

  164. Passion by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned most Hollywood movies suffer from movie executive meddling, basically the excessive script-rewriting and second-guessing. For instance, I could have done without the stupid car chase in Batman Begins and the whole "new and cool" Batmobile altogether. It did not add one ounce to the plot or make the movie any more interesting. In my mind and was there to try and get kids techno-geeked about Batman. And they needed to fill some time. The unwillingness to take a chance on the passion of a film maker, let the director and artists involved have true artistic input and leave the movie-making to the movie-makers, not the bean-counters. But of course it's a business, right? Not an art form...

  165. And THIS summer it seems it's ALL remakes by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    One particular film/song is successful so they just clone it and flog the same formula to death because they have no imagination whatsoever.

    Hollywooods' latest non-idea seems to be re-making 70s TV series and films...badly


    And this summer it seems that ALL the releases - or at least all those with a significant advertising budget - are exactly such remakes.

    At last the critical media are beginning to question how much, if any, of the studios' financial downturn is actually due to "piracy".

    (Combine that with the recent story about how the people who file-share also BUY several times more records than the typical record customer and perhaps some clues will begin to penetrate.)

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  166. Depends on theater by twifosp · · Score: 1
    I don't really understand all these worst-case-scenario horror stories about going to the movies. You guys must go to some crappy theaters. Here's a tip, don't go to the huge 24 screen multiplex with the neon pink and green sign on the outside. Don't go on opening weekend.


    Most cities will have a few smaller theaters with much better conditions. The screen may not as big, but it is plenty big. Also, the sound systems generally sound much better.


    Luckily I also live in Austin Texas, and we have the Drafthouse.
    A wonderful theater that serves food and beer. Get a bucket of beer, and a couple pizzas and you're good to go. I don't even care I just dropped 40 bucks at the theater cuz it's just a better experience.


    When I'm not seeing a movie at the drafthouse, there is still a nice "normal" theater we go to. It only has like 8 screens, but has all the latest flicks. The screens are big, the sound system is excellent, the conditions are clean, the seats are comfortable, and the ushers will respond to noise complaints. Not that there really are any, the theater is in a kind of a posh shopping center. Any kids there must have good parents, because they are well-behaved. The ticket prices cost .50 less than the tinseltown multiplex down the street.


    If you have a shitty movie going experience, switch theaters. Stay away from the huge multiplexes and theaters inside malls. Find the good ones. Or start a drafthouse franchise in your city :D

  167. It's not hard to understand by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    It's not hard to understand. Too many movies this year just plain suck.

    When prices are heading north of $10 for a less than 2 hour movie, while video games offer $1/hour of good play, that better be a d@mn good and unique movie experience to get me into the thearter. This summer has had few of those. Everything else can wait for NetFlix to mail it to me.

    In fact, if anything, LotR has carried this industry the last 3 years, IMnsHO.

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  168. Oops, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't mean to screw up Revenge for you. But that scene where Annikin killed all the children was hilarious!

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  169. Especially combined with the theatre's own ads by macklin01 · · Score: 1

    Very good point. While a few trailers can add to the ambience of the theater experience, and they can be fun to make fun of with your spouse/date/friends, 30 minutes are just to much, especially when combined with the theatre's own advertising.

    Let's go buy some snacks...
    Shop at Karl's Jewelry...
    The Fremont Mall has a new Chinese food joint!
    ...
    And now with our feature presentation.
    [trailer 1]
    [trailer 2]
    ...

    On an off note, does anybody have any idea why they're called trailers if they precede the movie rather than trail them? :-) -- Paul

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    1. Re:Especially combined with the theatre's own ads by Mad+Leper · · Score: 1

      Long ago, they were in fact shown at the end of the film. But I can't imagine anyone today sitting through the credits to see them, most people make a bolt for the doors at the first sign the movie may be over.

      Actually, everyone I know calls them "Previews" and not "Trailers". I can't be sure, but even the clips I download from Apple start with a blurb stating "This Preview is approved for viewing blah blah...".

      As an aside, does anyone sit through the credits anymore ? I always try to watch them, sometimes there's clips or little "easter eggs" mixed in.

    2. Re:Especially combined with the theatre's own ads by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      I do, and strictly out of respect for the folks whose names don't make top billing; after all, they're the ones putting in all the work.

      That and they've been sneaky about easter eggs lately, and the damn things are usually more fun than the movie.

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    3. Re:Especially combined with the theatre's own ads by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I do, and strictly out of respect for the folks whose names don't make top billing; after all, they're the ones putting in all the work.

      As someone who used to work as a PA, I can tell you you're wasting your time. Name recognition is almost entirely without value to "non talent". You sure as shit aren't going to remember any of those people's names, and their lives are totally unaffected by how many people see their names in the credits. There's no solidarity between the 4th assistant sound tech's helper and some schlub sitting in the audience in Omaha. He already got his money and is working on the next god-awful piece of Hollywood tripe. Staying to watch the credit "out of respect" is as irrational as applauding at the end of a movie you liked. The intended recipients of that applause/respect are nowhere near you to receive it, so it's utterly pointless.

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    4. Re:Especially combined with the theatre's own ads by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Long ago, they were in fact shown at the end of the film. But I can't imagine anyone today sitting through the credits to see them, most people make a bolt for the doors at the first sign the movie may be over.

      Ah, this makes sense when combined with the fact that the credits used to be shown at the beginning, and they only included the most visible names. (You'd never see a credit for the third-unit assistant grip's hairdresser.) The movie ended, the words "The End" popped onscreen, and that was it -- that would have been the perfect time to tack on a trailer.

  170. Am I the only one amazed??? by robertjw · · Score: 1

    I just can't understand how a multi-billion dollar industry can't figure that it's doing something wrong. What seems so intuitively obvious to the average American just seems to stump all of these corporate big wigs. They will have to spend millions on market analysis to figure out that their movies suck and they will have to start either making a better product or charging less.

    Your analogy of the auto industry is right on. I couldn't believe when I read an article a few months ago that GM didn't know how much money it makes on any individual model of car. American auto makers can't figure out that their biggest problem is most of their cars suck. People won't pay higher prices for a sucky product. Like the movie industry, automakers either need to make a better product, or charge less. These are all basic economic concepts that most of us should have learned in high school, but a movie studio CEO or board member for an auto manufacturer can't seem to grasp the concept.

  171. Real reason: can't smoke weed in theater! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movie theaters are not hospitable. If I can't smoke a good joint during the movie (which is required for much of the Hollywood dreck to even be able to sit through it), I am less likely to go to the cinema, when I can happily do it in the privacy of my home.

    Luckily the cinema I go to has a nice park outside, so at least I can do it before I enter :)

  172. Re:Overpriced food - not really, but... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    I don't know why people feel the need to eat during movies anyway. I think they do it mainly out of tradition.

    It's something that seems to just fit. And for the money it's about what you get at McD's or other fast food for around the same money. As I understand it, theaters don't make much on the gate, they're counting on the concession stand to make their money so the faster they can shepherd people through and the more they can sell the better the bottom line.

    I get a bit grumpy when I see people working a concession stand in a horribly inefficient manner. Hey, have one do the register and drink and another do the popcorn, you can move those people through like greased pigs.

    On the topic of grease, I can't stand that fake butter. Gives me headaches and stomach aches. I saw an ad in a theater trade publication, "Maximize your profit with Sun Gold Butter Replacement blah blah blah" Yeah, it's all about profit. Too bad, that's the one thing likely to turn me off $4.50 for a bag of popcorn.

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  173. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If movies of varying budget had varying ticket prices, I'd believe that.

    Why would anyone get into a business where its sole distributor charges it more than the business can charge the customer? Why wouldn't they just stop showing the big budget movies and make more money?

  174. The Dumbing Down of Film by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now first, let me admit, I'm a Lifetime Member of Cinema Seattle, so I get to see 40 or more free films every year until I'm dead, and take a guest. Which is a total bargain.

    But, as someone who's been a cineaste for decades, it is very true that the film industry has been going for the cheap easy films, which bore the pants off of us, compared with prior years, and are more hung up on stars than content.

    Now, there are exceptions: The Constant Gardener, which has both a cool story and great actors; the upcoming Tim Burton film The Corpse Bride; and more.

    But in general, it's not film piracy that is killing film audiences - most of the pirates in fact seem to be going for Japanese and Chinese and Indian films that the studios won't show over here, so you can't blame people for that.

    It's not having better content than cable TV. There are some fine shows on cable TV nowadays, and if you have a large-screen TV, you don't have to shlep to the theater and sit next to someone who talks thru the movie.

    Personally, I rank films in two groups: films that must be seen on the big screen - and films that would be just as fine seen on TV at home on some cool channel like Sundance or IFC or BBC or CBC where they don't edit it to make it saccharine barf city like the lower bands do.

    And there's been a bunch of films that were so predictable, for quite a while, that I didn't even bother going to, even though they were free.

    Recently that's been changing, so I have hope for a resurgance of film, but the last few years have been dreadful.

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    1. Re:The Dumbing Down of Film by KillerBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally, I rank films in two groups: films that must be seen on the big screen - and films that would be just as fine seen on TV at home on some cool channel like Sundance or IFC or BBC or CBC where they don't edit it to make it saccharine barf city like the lower bands do.

      You're missing the ever-prevalent 3rd category: movies that start off as "saccharine barf city".... Far too many movies being made these days are utter crap, and in no way worth the $10 for the price of a ticket. Hell... most movies being made aren't even worth the $5 to rent the damned thing from Blockbuster, and I'm finding it harder and harder to justify my subscription to the movie channels, even though that only costs me $15/month.

      I've got a friend that works at a movie theatre, and as a student, I already have an annual bus pass. Going to the theatre with that friend costs me absolutely nothing but time, and even then I find myself wanting my money back after some of the recent offerings. There *are* some movies that I think are worth seeing, and I'm looking forward to them (both of the ones you mentionned are on that list ^_^), but by and large, I don't think I'd notice or care if Hollywood were to suddenly cease to exist.

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    2. Re:The Dumbing Down of Film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the terrible movies that come out it really makes you wonder how terrible the movies that don't get made must be. Imagine a movie studio telling you they aren't going to make your movie, but make 'Kangaroo Jack' instead.

    3. Re:The Dumbing Down of Film by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually most of them probably are better than the ones which are actually made, most better scripts either go down or are altered to the state of oblivion by the dumbing down machine, Hollywood has become.

  175. Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by gregRowe · · Score: 1

    Yes, movie attendance is down this year. But what most articles don't mention is that movie attendance was at record highs for the previous two summers!

    I'm tired of everyone thinking that all businesses and industries must GROW GROW GROW. Why can't it be sufficient to maintain what you already have?

    Greg

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    1. Re:Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

      Um, is that the way you feel about your investments too?

    2. Re:Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      If investments worked properly, then yeah this would be fine. Because a company would be paying a decent dividend, (say about 1/20th of what you paid for the stock), on an annual basis.

      But what it is right now is a ponzi scheme relying on retirement plans to funnel blind money into the stock market so the prices go up, making actual investment impossible. Everything is speculation.

    3. Re:Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

      Give that man a blue ribbon.

      That is exactly what is wrong with our society today. The old king of the hill syndrome. Just because you set records year after year...It should not mean that the first year you don't break that record yet again -- that failure has set in.

      Many people have lost jobs because of this. A company can be highly successful -- and then they cut people to save money so that they can "beat" last years earnings. Wallstreet loves them, and they can feed on themselves for about 9 or 10 quarters --- and then the shit hits the fan when they don't have the workforce to meet demand.

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    4. Re:Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      someone mod this dam thread as brilliant!!!!

      So true. It is a very serious problem. There is nothing wrong with maintaining a quality buisness.

      Growth is not always possible. Hollywood is already somewhat of a closed monopoly. We dont import a lot of foreign films and mass market them. The ones that we do, Hollywood buys up and puts them in their theaters.

      Being concerned with Growth where growth isnt possible, simple makes the numbers guys come up with interesting ways to give the perception of growth.... such as firing employees to raise profits, or fudging the numbers.

      Whats wrong with running a good, solid, buisness these days? Why is it so cut throat?

      oops forgot. There's money invovled. Ah damn the poor!

    5. Re:Sure, attendance is down THIS year... by lgw · · Score: 1

      What you want is called a "bond". You used to be able to get "preferred" stock that worked that way, but companies prefer the limited duration of bonds.

      The Ponzi scheme you complain about is how common stock has *always* worked. Common stock *exists* as a vehicle for speculation, not for "actual investment". I'm not sure why people are confused about this. The only reason common stock doesn't pay dividends any more, and companies retain earnings instead, is that capital returns are taxed favorably compared to dividends, so most would rather see the stock price go up instead of receive a dividend. The forces companies to try to use those retained earnings for growth, which is sometimes silly, but common stocks have never promised regular predictable dividends.

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  176. Not much better by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in Tucson, we aren't podunk rural, but sure as hell not NY, call it maybe a million people including surrounding areas. Housing is very cheap, wages tend to be on the low side. Ticket price? $8.50.

    Screw that. I'd rather spend the money on making my home theatre better. These days, it's quite accessable. You can get a good sound system for like $1000-$1500, and a widescreen HDTV for $1000-$2000. Ya, buys a lot of nights at the movies, but there's something to be said for watching in your own living room. You watch them on your own schedule, you can pause and go to the bathroom, you can have a beer, there are no screaming kids, etc.

    Basically the only thing theatres really have going for them is timeleness of release, you get to see it there first. Other than that, I'd much rather just have some friends over to my place, or go over to theirs, and watch movies on a good home theatre.

    1. Re:Not much better by Retric · · Score: 1

      At 8.50 a ticket it's 235-411 tickets to hit 2k-3.5k.

      Now divide by 2 because your taking 2 people, but most people pay interest on that so let's say ~300 movies over 5 years.<BR><BR>
      Anyway, you still have to pay for your content but let's be cheep and say 50$ a month for cable and 15$/month for move rentals so over 5 years your talking an extra 3900$...

      Now I might watch a lot of movies but even at 2 movies a week for 2 people I sill come out ahead. The real bonus is I am not stuck at home with my entertainment money because I am not stuck with those reoccurring bills every month. If I want to take that cash and put it toward snowboarding some weekend I can do that, because I an not forced to pay for that content or system when I am not using it. Granted I live in a nice area with 2 theaters in walking distance, but for someone who would rather do stuff than sit at home in front of the TV it's really been helpful.

      PS: <rant>I know people that spend over 120$ a month on cable AND rent moves @ 20$ a month AND still buy 1-2 movies a month. That's 5.60$ each and every day on content. Most of them say they don't have money to go out and do stuff but that is because they have already spent their money assuming they would be sitting on the couch anyway. Then again these are the same people who buy stuff on credit thinking they can afford it, but forget that in many cases they are going to pay twice as much money because, they could not be bothered to save up for it. </rant>

    2. Re:Not much better by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my house there are screaming kids. Beacuse of them I don't have $2000-$3500 (or the space) for a home theatre. An occacional escape to the theater would be a great treat.... If only there were any good movies showing.

    3. Re:Not much better by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      OK. I am not sure where you got your numbers, but...

      I spent less than $2200 on my home theater. that includes projector, sound system, screen/wall prep, and a couple of cheap comfy seats. That comes out to 129 trips to the theater for two. using your 5 year projection I can go to the theater once every two weeks for the cost of the home theater. I will have cable regardless of whether I go to the theater or not, so that is specious reasoning on your part. That doesen't even start to cover the coast of drinks and snacks as well as the fact that I have a family of FOUR, so...

      p.s. I have a nice home theater, but I do a lot of other activities besides watching TV. Riding my recumbent bike comes to mind. Oh yeah, I paid off my mortgage in less that half of the notes life. According to the government, that makes me a bad person bucause that behavior can cause deflation.

    4. Re:Not much better by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      Um, new movie releases make up a very small portion of the video that the average american watches. Most people who get expensive home theaters watch their regular TV shows, older DVDs and sports. New DVD releases are far from being the only reason to get a big screen setup. A nice setup will only cost you about $1 per hour over 5 years if you watch about 2 hours a day.

      If all you ever watched was newer movies, it would still be worth a fair amount of money to not take an hour out of your day travelling back and forth to the theater and waiting for the movie to actually start. For me, a 2 hour movie means 3 gone from my day. Also, at home you can have dinner delivered and eat while you're watching the show, probably saving an extra hour. If you earn a decent wage, the two hours you save are well worth the up front cost.

      Of course, if you're a broke ass student, you don't have any good excuse for buying luxuries like a home theater.

    5. Re:Not much better by Retric · · Score: 1

      Right now I don't have kids and I don't have a TV and I live in a small ~900sf apartment. So for me going to your setup would cost more than 2200$ because I need to buy content which is NOT free, and I have to give up space which is NOT free.

      You can say your going to have cable anyway but that's all part of the decision to watch TV / Movies at home. The choice to have a system at home with a DVD player, surround sound system, Huge Screen (+/- HD), couch ect is involved with your situation. If you have kids and own your own home it's not a bad idea, but it's still a choice.

      PS: If your making less that 10% from investments on average you don't know what your doing. So your paying at least that much interest even if have cash because you're losing that income. Paying of the mortgage early is not such a great idea, because you could be making better money with other investments unless you had a vary high interest mortgage. Beating 5-6% a year over 15 years is vary easy to do but if it's much higher than that it's a good idea. I don't know what you where paying but assuming it was 5% then you could have paid of a 100k loan over 15 years by paying ~ 10.1k per year or you could have paid it off in 30 years by paying ~6.6k but that would have let you invest ~3.5k a year every year for 30 years vs waiting 15 years to invest 10.1k every year. Now at 10% ROI the first would have left you with the house and 575k after 30 years where the second would leave you with 488k after 30 years. Granted it's a little more risky to have money in stocks but small investments over 30years means your getting good cost dolor averaging so your risk is fairly low if you have a balance portfolio.

    6. Re:Not much better by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Ah, but I have a house that, barring eminent domain seizure, is mine for the rest of my life as long as I make the property tax payments. I couldn't care less that I didn't make the absolute maximum back on my invetment dollars. I am a very conservative investor and I like it that way. If I ever get into a cash flow deficit I will not be wiped out by my debt load and I will have ample credit available to weather the deficit period. That's the key, being comfortable with your investment stratagy.

    7. Re:Not much better by Retric · · Score: 1

      I get why most people buy home theater system but I am paying devils advocate here.

      In the last 3 years I spent over 800$ for monitors from my father and sister and I got a 1500$ laptop for my mom so I could have easily afforded a good home theater system but I am pointing out why for me it's not such a great investment.

      I don't watch enough TV to make normal cable worth it. I don't like to re watch most things as I have a near photographic memory. If I have seen a movie more than twice it gets vary boring so building up a home DVD library seems silly to me. Now I could rent movies at 2-3 movies a month @ 4$ a pop or spend an extra 4$ and see them in the theater which is 1/2 a mile away. I do have a DVD drive for my PC so I can watch stuff on DVD's that I missed but normal TV is just not a big deal.

      Now if I lived in the middle of nowhere then going to the theater would be a bigger pain but I would rather read a book than watch 99% of TV out there so I still don't see the value in cable. I used to buy big-ticket home entertainment items but I found out that I could do much more mid ticket items (Like actually using my 800$ snowboard) if I avoided that. Now, I use the internet to stay informed so TV news / weather channel is not that useful which leaves what? The discovery channel which I do miss a little bit but the quality of their programming seems to have droped off anyway. I mean what's the point of 50 home make over channels? MythBusters is ok, but I have a better grasp of basic science than their target audience so it's not that interesting.

    8. Re:Not much better by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Screw that. I'd rather spend the money on making my home theatre better. These days, it's quite accessable. "

      This is very true, in my experience this is what I did:

      I got a year subscription to netflix so instead of the 30-60 a month I used to spend on movies I used that instead to build a home theater, I would wait for the weekly deals at my local electronics store and I'd by some front speakers here (100), next month a center channel there (35 bucks), then the next month some back surround speakers (50 bucks), and also bought the receiver seperatly, 8 months down the line I had a full home theater with some kick ass sound (even though I could have gotten the whole package for cheaper, I got better speakers over all waiting for sales and piecing them out).

      Now I queue up the best movies I want to see for the weekend and enjoy the full movie experience on my own time, in my own setting.

    9. Re:Not much better by Retric · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong I think your doing a hell of a lot better than most people.

      I think of my self as a reasonably conservative investor. But, I am still young enough that it's probably a long time till I am going to be using this money so I stick with a diversified list of mid/high risk investments in US and Europe. When you're overly conservative you will lose out on a lot of the value of doing long term investing.

      I think owning your own home can be a wonderful long-term investment but you have a lot of eggs in one basket. A friend of mine wrote a check for his house and said "this is a safe place to keep 1/4 of my net worth" and I had to agree with him. It's great piece of mind and a vary safe investment but it's also probably a lot of lost revenue over time.

  177. Something else ruined it for me by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    I used to go to the theatre once per week, but currently it is twice per year. The reason: simple, over here in german speaking Europe, you go to a movie theatre, you usually sit through 10 minutes of commercials, then you even have to go through the no piracy blblabla shit at least twice then you have to go through the previews and then the movie starts. That means on the average you spent around 10-20 minutes of getting terror from the advertisers and then even worse terror for being blamed to be a pirate before a usually really lousy til mediocre hollywood movie starts. Movie theatres are not fun anymore, to the worse, the customer insulting has started on buy dvds as well, so DVD sales are stagnant over here as well...

    1. Re:Something else ruined it for me by Qbertino · · Score: 1

      ...and then even worse terror for being blamed to be a pirate...

      Bingo.
      That's the very same reason the movies lost me as a regular customer here in Germany.

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  178. The twenty by CommandoB · · Score: 1

    You drove 20 minutes to watch the movie that you thought was going to last 140 minutes. But nope, there's "the twenty". And then the previews. And then the traffic outside the theater after the movie ends. It's not just the money you're throwing away, it's a huge chunk of time!

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    1. Re:The twenty by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Well, the "twenty" is just an update to the old still frame ads you used to see while people were still getting into their seats, so I can tolerate that since it happens before the movie's scheduled time.

  179. OT Grammar Nazi by wk633 · · Score: 1

    go ahead and mod me off topic, but from the article:

    "With competition from video games, hundreds of television channels and DVD's, that's no longer the case, he said."

    I can let it go when the average /.er does it, but this is the NY @!#$ing Times!

    1. Re:OT Grammar Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should fix your own posts before criticizing others.

      Just a thought.

  180. Popcorn sucks by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One thing that bugs me is crappy popcorn. Cold, stale, popcorn. Tastes worse than the stuff you get in a bag.

    You go to the counter, and want some popcorn. They scoop it out of a giant tub of popcorn that looks like it's been there for a few weeks. The heat lamps are nonexistent, or turned off.

    What the hell? I mean, it's not cuisine, but, would you accept a 6-hour old hamburger that's room temp?

    This must be a some strange artifact of multiplexes that I don't quite understand. When I managed a small theater years ago, the concession folks were very adept at making just enough popcorn so it was always fresh and hot. Heat lamps always on, turn it over quickly, toss it when it's nasty, and freshen it by mixing in a fresh batch.

    I don't recall the last time I've ever seen a popper actually running in a theater. We'd always running the popper right before the movie, because the smell of it running was enough to get people to buy.

    How hard of a concept is this? Of all places, a movie theather should make good popcorn, dammit!

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    1. Re:Popcorn sucks by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      This must be a some strange artifact of multiplexes that I don't quite understand. When I managed a small theater years ago, the concession folks were very adept at making just enough popcorn so it was always fresh and hot. Heat lamps always on, turn it over quickly, toss it when it's nasty, and freshen it by mixing in a fresh batch.

      Oh, and don't forget the "topping" that they use. The counter clerks sometimes call it "butter", but you look around and you will see all the signs very carefully avoid using the word "butter" to describe this crap. Usually it is billed as "golden flavoured topping". Golden flavoured? Just what, exactly does "golden" taste like? Just give me the popcorn with salt, rather than drown it in that crap, thank you very much.

      I will, however, give props to our local art house, the Spectrum 8 theatres in Albany. It's the only theatre I know of that serves its popcorn with real butter. They also serve other good things, besides the usual popcorn, nachos and candy, such as fresh baked goods.

      About the freshness of popcorn, I always take a taste of the popcorn while waiting for the counter staff to come back with my change. If it isn't right, I let them know, and they are usually very good about fixing it at the theatre I go to most (Loew's, Rotterdam Square, Rotterdam NY). Occasionally, I have run into a problem with this at a Regal cinema, but if you start giving the people in line behind you the idea that the popcorn isn't worth the money they are about to spend on it, the management will take care of the problem :)

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  181. It sure ain't the cost by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    For all you who are whining about the cost of going out to the movies, consider:

    My kid went to see Rent in NYC w/ his summer camp group. Including travel (bus) from New Haven CT, it cost $85.
    Yet any decent show on Broadway runs for years. If the product is good, the price isn't important.

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  182. Finally someone gets it! by novakane007 · · Score: 1

    too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.
    Finally! They understand! Movies are too canned and similar now. You see one per year from each genre and you've seen the rest. They need to get away from the canned scripts and get back to being inventive. It's no wonder documentaries are making a ass-load of money lately. It's the only thing that has the possibility of being unique in the theatres lately.

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  183. Dubious Advertising and Showtime Misrepresentation by KhanReaper · · Score: 1

    The state of affairs with theaters and their respective business practices are atrocious.

    I went to see Red Eye a few nights ago at a local AMC theater. The showtime was established to be 2140 on the ticket, newspaper, and online, so I arrived at 2130. The film never actually began at 2140, not even the previews. Immediately at 2140, the advertising switched from the standard slideshow of local businesses to thirty minutes (Yes, I actually timed it.) of premium advertising of television shows, Coke and Pepsi products, and the armed services. This was not standard previews, but much more. Finally at 2210 the actual previews began and they lasted about ten minutes.

    This misinformation about showtimes is very distasteful and dubious. If anything, it makes me not want to see a film in theater anyway. Even if Hollywood quit making banal films, the theaters would still need the modify their practices to bring me back.

    What I find hard to believe about this is that AMC theaters was just purchased by Loews theater company, which in 2003 had a class action lawsuit filed against it for misrepresenting the start time of a movie by five minutes due to premium advertising, not previews.

    More information is available here about the suit against Loews:

    http://www.nomovieads.com/doc.htm

    If Loews a brief can be levied against Loews for delaying a film by 4:49, I wonder what would happen with its newly purchased child-company that delayed the film by nearly thirty minutes.

    p.s. - For those armchair economists out there, I am in doubt that this premium advertising is really necessary, given the increases in ticket prices and profit structures from concessions.

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  184. Commercials! by jmarbutt · · Score: 2, Informative

    My bigest hang up with the movie theaters is the fact that you pay close to $10 a ticket and then have to sit through 30 minutes of commercials before previews start. Around here it seems the average time before the movie starts is about 30-45 minutes. If you are going to show so many commercials lower the freak'n ticket prices. We have some great theaters here in Birmingham yet no one seems to get that we go to the movies and are willing to pay the money to see the movie, not the commercials. Matter of fact I make it a point to go out of my way not to buy anything from Companies that advertise in movie theaters.

    I figure if I boycott them enough and enough of us get together to do that we can just rub out the ads by making them lose money. I think we should start writting letters to these advertisers to make this point

    1. Re:Commercials! by gringo_john · · Score: 1
      I previously wrote to my local movie theatre chain about his topic. Here is my letter & reply:

      My letter

      Hi.

      I am writing in regards to a recent visit to the new Paramount theatre that opened in Vancouver.

      After hearing much rave about this brand new facility, I decided to visit the new Paramount theatre in Vancouver to see a screening of "War of the Worlds". What began as a pleasant experience in your wonderful new facility quickly turned into disgust. I was absolutely appalled by the sheer volume of the full 25 minutes of advertising that I was forced to watch before the actual feature began. Not only was the amount of the advertising excessive, the volume that it was played at was unnecessarily loud.

      If it is your desire to continue to bolster your ticket revenues with advertising to the pre-film captive audience, I for one will not be visiting another Famous Player chain movie theatre in the future.

      Thank you for your attention.

      The reply

      Thank you for taking the time to contact us with your concern. At Famous Players? theatres, pre-film entertainment is one of a number of ways that we communicate to our Guests products and facilities that may be of interest to them, such as upcoming releases, new theatres, and special promotions. We have introduced commercials to our repertoire, which has become a standard practice throughout the industry. It is important to emphasize that we are dedicated to providing an entertaining performance for our Guests, whether it is a feature film, upcoming release, Famous Players? advertisement or corporate commercial.

      Thank you for bringing your concerns to our attention. We value the feedback we receive from our guests about our products as they allow us an opportunity to improve upon them and reflect our guests? expectations. Please be assured that your comments have been forwarded to our marketing department for their review and consideration.

      Regards,

      Tami Toyman Guest Services

      My comment

      It's obvious that they haven't addressed my concerns as a moviegoer. I have NOT gone to see another movie in the theatre this summer, and will probably not see one for a long time. Maybe they should consider not pissing off the entire audience even before the movie starts?

  185. well, it's a lot of things by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    First off, the joke is very much like jazz - there's a beginning and an end, but the middle (the journey) is all up to the individual performer. So there's a piece of improvisation that is present that gives it the same appeal of really good stand-up. . . the fact that you're in the NOW, and this moment won't be repeated.

    The backstory of the joke is fascinating as well . . . it was Johnny Carson's favorite joke, and he corresponded regularly w/Penn Jillette during the making of the movie, up until his death. That's neither here nor there in the argument to see the movie, I suppose, but it struck me as very interesting.

    I dunno. . . I went to see it with a good friend of mine (who isn't/wasn't in the entertainment world) and he thought it was great as well.

    Sure, there are quite a few variations that are similar, and at times you feel like their running a treadmill, but the moments of true originality are there that make it magical.

    Gilbert Gottfried's piece is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever heard in my life, and (as I stated above) the mime is just so fucking funny it's ridiculous. I nearly shit my pants laughing so hard.

    And it's nice to see comics like Doug Stanhope and Sara Silverman on the screen. . . both true talents that have been wasted on the few vehicles they've been given to work with on television.

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  186. Averages by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    I read in the fortune file today that the most common given name in the world was "Mohammad" and the most common family name was "Chang".

    Just think of all the people named "Mohammad Chang"!

    By that token we need to make a movie that will appeal to them - a romantic drama-comedy with heart, that involves speeding things that go whoosh, big explosions and hot actors.

    It's sure to be a winner.

    1. Re:Averages by aicrules · · Score: 1

      I did a google search hoping to find a few Mohammad Chang's, but only got the above quote over and over. One thing I did notice is that there seemed to be a great deal of cialis ads along with references to Mohammad Chang....I don't know what that means, but anyway.

  187. Not true. by zstlaw · · Score: 1

    Video games don't cut into movie revenue. Hell I am planning on going to see a movie, just as soon as I finish World of Warcraft.

    *heh* But honestly compare the price to entertainment ratios. In warcraft I am getting 2 hours of entertainment for every dollar I am paying. (cost of .50 dollars/hr) Crystal chronicals entertained me for only .30 dollar/hour. A movie with my girlfriend costs me 10 dollars/hour and I have to listen to her bitch about how bad the movie was.

    For movies to compete they need to be new and fresh or they need to cost the same as other entertainment.

    Nuff said,
    Zack

  188. Gee...You must really like shitty movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, I can't imagine seeing 26 movies in a year...Most of popular cinema is crap.

    Then again, if you're going to arthouse films...That probably explains the better-behaved audience.

  189. are you kidding? by Larmal · · Score: 1

    Man, lemme know what theater you're going to. I'm at a point that I only hit up at theater about once every 4 - 6 months because I simply can't stand the people that go there... loud, talking, cell phones, pda's, everything... i leave pissed off every time and it rarely has to do with the quality of the picture, but the quality of the people viewing the picture.

  190. Hollywood waking up? by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 1
    "Part of this is the fact that the movies may not have lived up to the expectations of the audience, not just in this year, but in years prior," said Michael Lynton, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

    It would seem that Mr. Lynton is the first of many people in Hollywood to emerge from his cave after years of intense hibernation. Let's see what other obvious talking points he and others can come up with.

    Who knows...maybe they'll start producing better movies now.........BWA HA HA HA HA!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!! Oh man, I crack myself up...

  191. all sorts of reasons, and none at all by WebGangsta · · Score: 1
    There really aren't any specific reasons why -- across the board, across the country -- theater-going is down.

    A side question: how much of "weekend box office revenues" is due to the rise in ticket prices as opposed to an increase in ticket sales?

    Some folks say that improved home theaters is a cause. I say not entirely, as I have a fairly nice home theater and still will see movies in the theater. Going to the theater is a group and/or date experience. It's a social activity that is, for the most part, relatively inexpensive. People who love movies, no matter what type of home setup they have, will still go to the theaters to see both good and bad movies.

    Some folks say that DVDs and Netflix/Blockbuster is a cause. The shorter the timeframe between major release and DVD availability certainly is a factor. If I knew that a movie that I was interested in seeing was going to be out on DVD in 2 or 3 months (with bonus features!), then why should I bother going to the theater and paying the same amount of money on tickets? I understand why the studios want to piggyback on marketing to help increase DVD sales, but if I knew that a particular movie was NOT going to be released on DVD for a few years then I'd be more likely to see it in the theater.

    For example, Pixar announced last year (when they pushed back CARS) that their new release schedule is: Big Release in May for the Summer; DVD Release in November for Xmas. I know that going forward, every year I can expect to find the latest Pixar DVD around Thanksgiving. As long as I'm willing to wait until Nov, then I know I'll be able to see the movie then. BUT... if Pixar had a policy of waiting 7 years before releasing their movies on DVD (7 years being Disney's traditional "next generation" math for releasing videos/movies/DVDs) then they should see an increase in theater sales.

    Through in the fact that with multiplexes the way they are, there no longer are "event" movies, with people waiting in line for hours to see the latest. Instant gratification has cut into building buzz and desire to see something. It may be better for the consumers to have 10 screens showing MegaMultiManIV for the opening weekend to choose from, but I remember waiting for hours to see Indiana Jones, Luke Skywalker, and Egon Spengler on the big screen and making going to the movies something special.

    Sure, high concession stand prices and obnoxious cell phones, noise bleed, etc. are all there, but those are usually isolated incidents.

  192. Home Theater Projector ... by adventuregeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After I picked up am Infocus projector for $1200 from Costco that was it for theater going for me. 92" picture, quality is as good or better than film.

    The last movie I saw in the theater was LOTR ROTK, the audio cut out three times, people were talking and there were ENDLESS commercials before the movie. After that no more. It really has nothing to do with the movies (although many are bad), it's the theater experience, it just sucks. I can even walk/streetcar to 2 multiplexes from my house and I won't do it.

    Now, $2 movie with a beer and a burger at McMenamins theater pub is another matter.

    1. Re:Home Theater Projector ... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Let me preempt here all of the people who will say 'DVD doesn't look as good as 35mm film!'

      Correct. DVD will never look as good as a nice, clean 35mm print properly focused.

      At most theaters, however, you don't have a nice, clean 35mm print that's properly focused.

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    2. Re:Home Theater Projector ... by adventuregeek · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A properly mastered DVD from a good or restored negative will look better than a 35mm print that has been run through the projector 2000 times. The other thing I love about DVD is seeing classic films in stunning quality. The DVD restorations of some the Hitchcock movies come to mind. I'm not sure they ever looks that good 45 years ago. Most often this isn't even possible in the theater.

      The display device and DVD player make a huge difference as well. I find that front projection (especially DLP) looks much more natural and film like than plasma or LCD flat panels. Something about the way a reflected picture looks as compared to a direct view picture. Also, a 90-100" picture 10' back feels just as big and true to life as in a theater. However your living room has to be completely dark which is can be problematic with the wife.

      The other big jump in picture quality I got was going to a DVI out DVD player with quality deinterlacing, it really shows what DVD can do.

      Anyway, point is unless theaters change their ways, I think they'll be headed down the same road as the music buiness. In the long run the studios really don't care if you buy their product in the theater or on DVD, just as long as you do. Eventually they will cut the theater owners loose and start releasing in the theaters and on DVD simualtanously.

  193. There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I completely agree with points 1, 2, 4, and 5, I disagree completely with #3.

    The primary concern is not if a book or comic is transferred to a theatrical release but rather whether or not it's done well and faithfully based on the original material.

    I am thrilled that Peter Jackson did Lord of the Rings. Even with all of the (often unnecessary) literary licenses that he took in The Two Towers, the trilogy as a whole was very, very well done and did not rely on special effects but instead focused on the characters. I would have done certain scenes differently (like eliminating the warg rider attack, which never occurred in the books), but his movies were IMO the best adaptation of the books that Hollywood has made.

    I've heard that Sin City is exceptionally close to the comics. It's a bit too violent for me, so I doubt that I'll see it, but everyone that I've spoken to who is a fan of the comics says that it was very well made.

    The Spider-Man movies were also very well done.

    Sadly, for every good adaptation of a book there are a number of bad adaptations of that book or others, such as The Hulk. We just have to pan those as the badly done movies that they are, but no more or less than any other movie.

    I agree that there is a point of saturation. If too many movies of a certain type come out in a short span, movie-goers are going to be turned off, just like when a song gets far too much radio air play, but the saturation is more often because what's gettng repeated either sucks or just isn't good for multiple viewings/hearings.

    If a book adaptation can be written well, presented well, and yet remain faithful to the original matieral, then there is no reason why it should not be made just because another book adaptation was recently released.

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    1. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Some of us liked the Hulk!

      I'd say it has probably been the best comic book adaptation so far - more for the style of direction than anything else. And I say this as someone who hated the whole concept of the Hulk as a comic book :)

      If you want to give an example of a bad comic book adaptation I suggest you use any one of the following in the future: Batman 3, Batman 4, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (even if it was fun as a mindless flick), any of the Superman sequels (seriously -they are terrible movies, even accepting that they were made in the 70's/80's), Catwoman, Elektra, Daredevil (though I understand the extended cut might be watchable).

      Hell, nobody would contradict you if you used Catwoman or Elektra! But The Hulk was a pretty damned good movie in my books :)

    2. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by k98sven · · Score: 1

      First, saying that a film is better the more faithful it is to the original material is only true if you assume the book is always better.

      While that is often the case in practice, it's not some law of nature. And there are some pretty big examples of the contrary. For instance, just about everything Stanely Kubrick did ("2001", "A Clockwork Orange", "The Shining") is generally considered a greater work within their field of cinema than the books they were based on were within their respective fields.

      Second, "Faithful" doesn't need to be in the literal sense either. A film can be completely faithful to its source and still take large license.

      See Coppola's "Apocalypse now" versus its source, Conrad's "Heart of Darkness". The best adaptation ever made, IMHO. It's a brilliant, classic, film, based on a brilliant, classic, book. But they have little in common superficially. The Kongo river of the 1800s is now the Mekong in the 1960s. The critique of colonialism is now a critique of war. But it's still the same story. It's still the same characters making the same journey. The same ideas and the same atmosphere.

      The same goes for all good art. Do you really need an all-male cast and an Elizabethan theatre to do a good rendition of Shakespeare? I don't think so.

      So you can make an adaptation of a book where nothing is the same (superficially) and still do a wonderful job. And conversely you can make an adaptiation where every scene and line is intact, but which still is bleak and soulless.

    3. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Heh. I finally got around to seeing League of Extraordinary Gentlemen a few nights ago. Once I accepted that the only thing it had in common with the book was the title and the cast list, it was -- as you way -- fun as a mindless flick. Nothing I'd want to watch again, but at least not a total waste of an evening.

      Though I suspect watching it under the influence of beer helped considerably.

    4. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Second, "Faithful" doesn't need to be in the literal sense either. A film can be completely faithful to its source and still take large license.

      Another example: the stage and film versions of Cabaret. The characters and situation were the same: a doomed affair between two expatriates (one America, one British) set against a Berlin cabaret on the eve of World War II -- but the decision to make all the songs be cabaret acts (with the exception of "Tomorrow Belongs to me") changed the plot almost completely. And yet both the stage version and the movie are very good.

    5. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by abb3w · · Score: 1
      The primary concern is not if a book or comic is transferred to a theatrical release but rather whether or not it's done well and faithfully based on the original material.

      I respectfully beg to differ. The primary concern is whether the final quality level of the resulting transfer is any good. If you start with a piece of crap book/movie/comic, you have a problem. If you botch the transfer, you have a problem.

      And the occasional bit of originality might help. Which is why a matinee of Terry Gilliam's Brother's Grim is about to get my first theatrical dollars since HP&TPO-Azkaban came out... although I'm going to see HHGTTG and SinCity at the local dollar house afterwards.

      Every other recent megahit has left me going "Eh. I'll grab it when it hits $7 in the DVD clearance bin." However, I've completed my collection of Pratchet's Diskworld paperbacks this summer...

      Movie Execs: Yes, the commercials are a problem. (The dollar theatre cut them out. They also found a "We have popcorn!" clip only 10 seconds long somewhere in the attic, dating back to 1947 by the look and sound quality. Word-of-mouth has doubled their average ticket sales. They have since told their distributor to refuse any film where the commercials are contractually required.) OK, ticket prices are moderately larcenous. (ROTK probably got my last full price show ticket this decade. Guess what the other two were.) Yes, popcorn has been ludicrous for years. (I smuggle in a tin of Altoids. FRESH popcorn with REAL butter is for DVDs at home.) Yes, idiots with cell phones should be banned from the theatre, if not from breathing. (The manager should get a polaroid shot of them before throwing them out, and post a rogue's gallery prominently behind the ticket counter: BANNED FROM THIS THEATRE FOR SIX MONTHS DUE TO CELL PHONE USE.) Yes, there is serious competition for my entertainment dollar. (Books are still decent value for the money... oooh, Feast of Crows and Knife of Dreams are both coming out this fall!) I have several quality video games on my computer that I still enjoy playing for a few hours every now and then. (Total Annihilation, anyone? I still haven't finished MOO3, although it would have been nice if they had ever patched it so the interface worked properly....) And increasing gas prices make me less inclined to drive to more distant theatres. (Not a critical issue for me, as one big theatre is next to my regular grocery, and the dollar house is within walking distance, but probably more of a factor for others.)

      Oh, and while Jessica Alba in her underwear (and less) makes for nice eye candy, the Internet allows seeing comparably attractive females in far more revealing poses and far less costume. Sex sells -- but there are a lot of sellers.

      But the overall wretched plot quality of most of this past year's offerings is the killing blow.

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    6. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by rush22 · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, is that people who praise film remakes of books, is that they just don't want to read the book--or at least want someone else to do that whole pesky "imagination" part for them. I mean, not all film remakes are bad, but I thought Lord of the Rings (I only saw the first one) was pretty bad. I liked it as I watched it, but was disappointed in the end.

        I didn't like the movie because it wasn't how I imagined it (I've read the books through maybe 5 times), and I don't expect anyone else to imagine it the same way I do. And to say the special effects weren't overdone and that the movie focused on the characters is ridiculous.

      In the book, the first time they see a Black Rider, they see him on the road, and they go into the bushes because Frodo gets nervous. The rider stops, sort of sniffing around, and Frodo gets a strange urge to put on the ring, but they don't get a good look at him, and then he trots off.

      In the movie, a gigantic computer generated hissing cloaked monster rears his horse up as he smells the evilness that is the ring. He wraps his tentacle like fingers around the roots they are hiding under mere inches from their faces as Frodo battles his own arms trying to put the ring on him all while omnious scary music plays and his cloak blows around in the wind and the hobbits cower in terror.

      That's not what happend. Not the second time they see one either. The second time they are far away from the Rider and they watch him from down in the treed gully, just a silhouette at the top of the hill. After looking and snuffling around The Rider starts to make his way down the hill towards them, but he only gets a few steps before the Elves scare him off (iirc).

      And the House of Elrond in the movie is some giant magical fantasy castle in a 10,000 feet deep gorge. It is a somewhat like a out of the way village in a forested valley, or a sort of secluded garden. Sure it has Elvish characteristics, but one thing is for sure, I did not picture it as a huge castle built into the side of a mountain.

      That is how I imagined it, of course, other people will have different ideas. The thing is, I think the visuals in my imagination is more true to the story than the movie is, and I think the book supports that. I re-read it after watching the movie, and it's taking me a long time to not think of the House of Elrond as a giant castle because the stupid movie wrecked my own personal take.

    7. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by mpiktas · · Score: 1

      I mean, not all film remakes are bad, but I thought Lord of the Rings (I only saw the first one) was pretty bad. I liked it as I watched it, but was disappointed in the end.

      Exactly! Film was good, but Jackson's interpretation of LOTR really sucked IMHO. What's with all the nonsense of I'm not worthy, because blood of Isildur runs in me, Eomer's departure, and unexplainable appearances of characters in places where they could not physically appear (Elrond in Dunharrow, Elf army at Helm's deep). I'm not looking for exact copy of all the book details, but for the feel of the book. Jackson interpreted LOTR as an isolated book, with no ties to other Tolkien work, when LOTR is really only a culmination of all the history of the Middle-Earth. I don't think Tolkien would have liked this interpretation. I did not like it either.

    8. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      While I completely agree with points 1, 2, 4, and 5, I disagree completely with #3. [snip] I am thrilled that Peter Jackson did Lord of the Rings.

      Yes, I'd agree Tolkein was one of last century's greatest comic book artists, though I think 3 Books is a little long for a single speech balloon.

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    9. Re:There's nothing wrong with books/comics to film by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      just about everything Stanely Kubrick did ("2001", "A Clockwork Orange", "The Shining") is generally considered a greater work within their field of cinema than the books they were based on were within their respective fields

      This doesn't mean the movies were better than the books, rather simply that they are better than most movies. In each of those cases the books were better than the movies, but Kubrick did create something unique in the movies.

      Shakespeare

      It is rather humorous that Shakespeare's plays were the pulp trash of his day, but now we consider them unbelievably great. Probably a minority opinion, but while I find them enjoyable they are to me quite obviously pulp trash.

  194. You are full of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ticket prices are not rising much more than inflation. Ticket prices in 1989 averaged $3.99. According to http://www.westegg.com/inflation/, the inflation-adjusted value of that amount in 2004 is $6.06. Ticket prices averaged $6.21 in 2004, about 2.5% higher than inflation - but even that may be within the margin of error of the survey data. Assuming that your data is correct, ticket prices are not rising much....

  195. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fuzzball963 · · Score: 1

    I just put my cell on vibrate :). I'm not going to turn the thing all the way off because my cell phone is where I take the majority of my calls and I should at least make it available at all times, even if I don't answer a call in the theatre :). No one touches/takes my cell phone without my explicit permission. At least not if they value their lives ;).

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  196. The really funny thing is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They defend themselves buy saying theyare just giving the consumer what they want, yet it's clear consumers like new stuff. Look at Sin City. Hollywood hated that movie because it broke all kinds of rules, some offical, some just defacto.

    Like the DGA says you can't have more than one director. A director can have ADs, but only one director. Rodriguez quit the DGA over that so he and Frank Miller could co direct. Studios say you can't do black and white films, barring something epic like Schindler's List. Also, you can't cast big name-good guy actors in bad guy roles, espically non-sepaking roles, because they claim the actors won't take it. Elija Wood said it was a blast playing Kevin in the movie. And so on.

    Well, for all that, the movie was a massive success, and made Rodriguez a shitload of money. Audiences clearly responsed, even though it wasn't done "correctly" according to Hollywood knowledge.

  197. Batman Begins *was* a remake by JimTheta · · Score: 1

    Sequels are ok, but remakes ARE NOT! Batman Begins, Star Wars... both did great.

    Have you actually compared the new Batman to the previous ones? The only commonality is the source material. Batman Begins did well because the creative team respected the source material and made a movie that moviegoers actually wanted to see. Which is the whole point, supposedly.

    1. Re:Batman Begins *was* a remake by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Have you actually compared the new Batman to the previous ones? The only commonality is the source material. Batman Begins did well because the creative team respected the source material and made a movie that moviegoers actually wanted to see. Which is the whole point, supposedly.

      Indeed. I, for one, never really cared for the previous "Edward ScissorBat" versions. I have nothing against Tim Burton-- I love Nightmare Before Christmas, and Corpse Bride looks like it'll be good-- I just don't think he set the Dark Knight along the proper path. It was all just too....well...Tim Burton-y. That, and I could go the whole rest of my life without having to listen to Danny Elfman's latest minor variation of his only damn composition. I haven't seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yet, but I greatly fear it'll just turn out to be "Edward ScissorWonka"....

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    2. Re:Batman Begins *was* a remake by JimTheta · · Score: 1

      That's what I was telling my coworkers when they said they weren't interested in seeing it, because the last couple Batman movies sucked (they're all Indians, so they're a little US-pop-culture deficient).

      I told them that the first two movies were not Batman movies, they were Tim Burton movies, and that the ones that followed it are universally regarded as crap. I really had to explain that this was a reboot.

  198. One word: Arclight by carlivar · · Score: 1
    I am lucky enough to live 10-15 minutes drive from the Arclight in Hollywood.

    It is by far my favorite theatre because:

    -No commercials whatsoever (they freely admit their prices are a little higher because of this, but that's fine with me).
    -Reserved advanced seating. No more saving seats or getting to the theatre an hour early and waiting in line. It basically removes the general chaos entirely.
    -Ushers for EVERY screen and they WILL enforce behavior rules. They'll tell people on cell phones or talking to shut up (though cell phones don't work in much of the building; I have a feeling this is intentional). I think this is rarely used since the people smart enough to go to Arclight are all people fed up with the usual theatre experience.
    -No admittance after the movie has started. Period.

    It is absolutely wonderful. The technology is also excellent - great sound, video, and theatre design. The front-row seats are perfectly useable! In fact they are very good seats. There is a HUGE open space between the front row and the screen.

    It's also next to Amoeba Music, a great music store, which is a bonus.

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    1. Re:One word: Arclight by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd call $14 "a little higher" than the average prices of $9-$10 everywhere else (except The Grove on the weekends). Wasn't aware Arclight refused late entries. I hope they offer a refund for such a high price.

    2. Re:One word: Arclight by carlivar · · Score: 1

      It is only $14 during "prime time" which I think is Friday and Saturday nights. It's $10 I think every other time. Not bad at all for what you get.

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  199. It's the commercials & ticket prices for met by joelsanda · · Score: 1

    I hit the theater maybe twice a year now. It used to be at least once or twice a month. I've stopped going for two reasons:

    • Price of the ticket
    • Commercials

    I will continue to see only blockbuster special effects films, like a Star Wars, Indiana Jones, or Lord of the Rings.

    All the others I can buy the DVD for the cost of a ticket for myself and my wife.

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  200. Absolutely true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and to make a comparison.
    When I was 20 (10 years ago) I could buy a computer game for EUR 15-20 (they are close to EUR 45-50 now). A music album was reasonably priced as well.
    I would buy two games and go to the cinema in the same month. Today, I will either buy a computergame OR go to the cinema every TWO months. Big difference. The costs for entertainment in general has sky rocketed and does not reflect what people are willing to spend.

  201. Theaters... by Anm · · Score: 1

    Living in Los Angeles (aka, the Greater Hollywood Area), I have found my movie habits change dramatically. Of course there are the usual reasons of bad movies and the like. But for me, the theater atmosphere will make or break it.

    Los Angeles has a good share of high end theaters like the Arclight. No commercials. Reserved seating. Closed doors movie start. And only for a couple of bucks above the other theaters.

    It makes a huge difference. The whole atmosphere caters to adults, including the in theater bar and restaurant. On an adult budget, it is worth the extra bucks to take a night out of the house and get the big screen experience.

    In contrast, the Bridge has attempted to reach the same market by dedicating only some showings as Director's Hall showings with reserved seating. Unfortunately, the other showings draw the usual teenage crowd making the whole scene less appealing.

    Los Angeles also has a lot of art house theaters. And while they aren't as comfortable or convient, they do expand the available selection.

    Anm

  202. This just in.... by Hachey · · Score: 1

    In other news, the sun rises...

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  203. Don't even know about new movies by glazed · · Score: 1

    Tivo lets me fast forward through commercials and netflix brings me my movies that I've heard about through channels other than TV commercials.

    I don't even know what's IN the theaters for about the last 6 months.

  204. Turn paradigm on its ear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the *next* level will be is going to be just the opposite of what you get on DVD now:

    Cinematic presentations will have Extras and Scenes that can only be viewed in the Theatre version.

    How juicy does that DVD version look now?

  205. Your kung-fu is obsolete by Ferromancer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    BWAHAHAHA! You actually PAY for the watered-down soda and stale popcorn? Sheesh, my girlfriend and I usually hit the local grocer/wallmart/meijer, put some bin candy in a bag, buy water/soda, and sneak it into the theater. Get a lot more for your money that way. Once we even snuck in some McDonalds and a full bag of our own popcorn.

    We also use our old student ID's go get a student discount. When you include food, that comes out for a cheap $15 date!

    Oh, and we go to the theaters late at night at around 11, avoid the insipid movies if we can, and often go on the weekdays. Makes it a whole lot better that way.

    Have to tried going to an art theater? They're usually closer downtown than megaplexes, have cheaper tickets, better food, much better movies, and nicer audiences.

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    1. Re:Your kung-fu is obsolete by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Sneak it in? In theatres I make it a big production to show I don't give a flying rat's ass about their high-cost confectionaries, and just walk in eating my Skittles and gargling Pop Rocks with my Coca Cola Classic.

      Nah, what I like are the second-run theatres where I can score a beer, some decent nachos, and put my feet up on the table in front of me, while smoking a cigar...

      Well, thanks to Democratic Massachusetts, the last bit is no more, but I'm still havin' a blast.

    2. Re:Your kung-fu is obsolete by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny


        BWAHAHAHA! You actually PAY for the watered-down soda and stale popcorn? Sheesh, my girlfriend and I usually hit the local grocer/wallmart/meijer, put some bin candy in a bag, buy water/soda, and sneak it into the theater.

      Better yet: if you try it, you might find that you're capable of surviving for two hours without ingesting any junk food at all.

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    3. Re:Your kung-fu is obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junk food is great for movies. We have successfully snuck in an entire large pizza in the box and a few beers. Just don't go opening weekend and you'd be surprised what you can smuggle in. Winter time and large coats help too.

  206. Other people and ushers by deanj · · Score: 1

    A real problem is theater owners don't let ushers do their freakin' job. People with cell phones, people that talk during the movies... the list goes on and on. Back in the day, you did crap like that, the ushers would ask you to step outside. If you didn't, you're out on the street.

    Ushers are just there to clean up anymore. I can't blame a 16 year old kid for not wanting to confront a self-righteous patron who is blabbing away on a cell phone or talking during a movie. The kid would get yelled at or worse. No kid needs to deal with that.

    Why should we go to the movies if we're going to have to go with a whole bunch of other people that consider the place their own second family room where they can do whatever they please? $30 for that? Screw that.

    1. Re:Other people and ushers by Detritus · · Score: 1
      What ushers?

      Most of the theaters around here do not have ushers. The staff is selling tickets and popcorn. Once you pass the ticket-taker, there are no theater employees.

      I'm old enough to remember when the typical theater had several ushers to help seat the audience and enforce polite behavior. That was before the old theaters were replaced by multiplexes.

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  207. Decline of Moviegoers, Indeed by dmccarty · · Score: 1
    If you're interested in watching a quality movie, look up some reviews or look at IMDB before you go to the movie! Or wait a few days. No one is making you go the opening weekend, unless you're so bored that you have nothing else to do. (In which case you probably deserve that the random movie you picked 5 minutes before it started is crap.)

    The main reason I go to the movies less these days isn't the quality of the movies, but the quality of the moviegoers.

    Where else to people behave on par or worse than animals? At the movie theater people will

    • Leave their garbage where they sat
    • Spill their Coke or popcorn and not attempt to wipe it up (napkins are still free, everybody)
    • Spit out their gum on the floor or chair
    • Carry on full conversations completely unrelated to the movie and make no attempt to talk quietly
    • Do the same thing on their cell phone
    • Let their cell phone ring in the theater. Multiple times.

    Do you blame theater workers for not being enthusiastic about cleaning up after all that? If they wanted to clean up after animals they'd be working at a zoo. Oh wait, maybe they are.

    I'm not apologizing for the theaters. Ticket booths are usually understaffed, ticket checkers are usually retarded people in wheelchairs (seriously, for the tax breaks), ticket prices are too expensive, concession prices are probably inflated 500%, previews/commercials are WAY too long and theaters in general are messy. But if I was going into a business the last kind I'd choose would be one where my average customer is a slob that's going to leave their garbage all over the place.

    The /. article is appropriatly titled. Just remove the "Piracy not to blame" part because it's really about the "Decline of moviegoers."

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  208. With that said... by The_Candyman · · Score: 1

    I'll just go back t watching my bootleg of Episode 3.

  209. Not in January/February! by JimTheta · · Score: 1

    In the summer or fall, yeah, it seems like there's too many movies and not enough time. Until January or February, when there's nothing to see but shit.

    I always wonder why studios don't save more good flicks for these months. It's not like there's any other movies to compete with.

    Yeah, they say these are not good moviegoing months. But I'm wondering if that's a self-fulfilling prophecy: of course it's a bad time for theatres when all they're showing is shit!

    1. Re:Not in January/February! by Damvan · · Score: 1

      There is a very good reason for this, Oscars! If your movie comes out in Jan or Feb, it is eligible for Oscar voting in December that year. Well, studios don't want the oscar voters to have to remember a movie they saw 10 or 11 months ago. So all the Oscar contenders are pilled on us at the end of the year. Those Oscar voters have short memories.

  210. In New York... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People these days are so shameless. I saw The Aristocrats just last weekend, and no matter how angrily I glared, or how loudly I hissed, everyone around me just kept going with the noisy laughter. Fortunately, I carry a roll of duct tape for situations like these, but it seems the management at Loews doesn't take too kindly to vigilante justice. God, it's so obnoxious. I'll never go to a Loews again.

  211. Get some Writers by JohnDeckard · · Score: 1

    Film programs do an awful job of training film students to write properly. They tell people to watch movies, throw Syd Field and "The Writer's Journey" at them, then spend the rest of the time teaching the technical aspects of filmmaking. What you end up with is a bunch of film students with no reference to life except through film, so what do they write? More of the same! I had a friend who grew up in the whitest, upper-middle class suburb of San Francisco, attended film school, then immediately moved to Hollywood and started writing drug/mobster films because he was a huge Scorsese fan. No life experience. No understanding of struggle and hardship. A copy of a copy of a copy.

  212. Biggest Understatement of the Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, could it possibly be the um... QUALITY of the movies? Or perhaps the prices? As if that weren't enough, they throw in COMMERCIALS! If I wanted commercials, I'd watch the movies at home on cable. The movie industry needs to get a clue.

  213. Its the Commercials by spicydragonz · · Score: 1

    I hate paying $10 for a ticket and then the lights dim and a stupid commerical for Fanta soda or Razors blasts at 120 db. you can't even ignore them because it is so loud.
    i don't mind the previews because at least they are relavant to the movie going experience.
    I guessIam just spoiled by tivo. I only see commercials if I watch live events (go BoSox!)

  214. Theaters need bouncers by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    Theaters have their place for movies with large images like LOTR and Star Wars. These are the only movies I will go to the theater for, and I do so with great trepidation that some lackwit will ruin the experience by being loud and rude. I actually will take off work during the week a few weeks after release for the chance at an empty theater during a matinee. If a bunch of lackwits show up, I leave and try again the next show. I value the immersion that much.

    The cost doesnt keep me away...there are plenty of movies I'd like to see, and do, at home...its the rude people that keep me away.

  215. This is a long time coming by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    The decline in movie attendance has been a long time coming. The basic industry has been on a major growth spurt since the mid-1990's. Every year has seen a growth, usually double digit in percentage.
        And this is all with the same formula movies, a declining theater experience (the addition of commercials, cell phones, higher prices, etc...), and rapidly growing alternatives (inexpensive DVDs, near cinema quality interactive video games, and the Internet).
        One also has to question if there has been a decline in revenue or a decline in the growth rate of revenue. Often public relations flacks for entertainment corporations or Hollywood journalists are a little unclear on the difference between the two.
        Basically the movie industry has finally reached a level of saturation after a long period of growth. The real question is whether the industry will be able to maintain a secure level of revenue (say the level of a few years ago), or whether they will actually experience a real and (to them) severe decline in both revenue and attendance.

        This has happened before in 'da biz'. There was a severe decline in the late 1950s due to saturation and a new technology (home television) and another lesser decline in the early 1970's (due primarily to a cultural shift from the WWII generation to the baby boomers). The television challenge was met by big blockbuster productions with new 'super theater' technologies like Cinerama (an early IMAX big-screen experience). The baby boomer challenge was met by recycling old movie plots and film grammars into big budget productions like Jaws and the first Star Wars series.

        My guess is the the industry will pluck their butts out of the fire this time by pushing for digital screen theaters coupled with lower cost productions. There is going to be a tense transition period because of the cost of converting the theaters to digital screens will come at the same time that it will be necessary to reduce admission fees to regain audience numbers.

        The good part is that every revenue squeeze in the movie business has resulted in a burst of new high-quality films from independent and previously unrecognized sources. The television squeeze of the 1950s led to interest in the European films and the French New Wave. The early 1970s squeeze enabled small powerfully films from new directors like Scorsese, De Alma, and Coppolla.

        A unforeseen concern for the movie studios is that with DVDs and powerful PCs, people are able to re-edit and illegally release big movies according to their own vision. The most famous example so far has been "The Phantom Edit" version of the The Phantom Menace Star Wars movie of 1999. This was a benign effort to remove a character and tighten the editing flow (to change slightly the film grammar).

        With so many films being made with the same actors and the same plots, it won't be too long before completely new movies start to appear comprised of sampled scenes from all these films rearranged with new dialog and sub-plots. Expect the industry to over-react when the first of these films begin to circulate. Especially when home video manipulation technologies evolve to the point of being able to do pseudo-blue screening and other synthetic cinema digital effects on sampled cinema.

    1. Re:This is a long time coming by milimetric · · Score: 1

      that's an excellent point, but do you really think that home technology won't be able to surpass theatre technology? I mean, it's not a fair game, home technology has a fridge and comfort on its side whereas theatre technology has bucko and his 10 gallon hat in front of you.

      I'm saying you can set up a home theatre for like 2500 dollars with dvd player, projector, and speakers included (go for a 5.1 altec lansing and a panasonic 700 aeu or whatever 1280x720p with a good toshiba dvd player and you're set). Then you can watch any movies you'd like with your closest friends and eat all the popcorn you want and sit however you want and yell as loud as you want. This is not something that was possible in the other declines in theater attendance of which you speak.

  216. Its how they make movies that is at fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that the movie executives are missing the mark when it comes to blming other media for the decline in movie attendance. Its how they make them that is at fault.

    Though many films may look good on paper, what usually happens is that producers, writers, and committees often change the intitial ideas into something that looks desinged by committees. Which is exactly what happens.

    And more writers and producers do not know what real life (outsied of show business) actually is like. Many of them are from second or third generation show business families that started years ago when the movies really mattered. Now only the box office and merchandising matters.

    Add to that the innumerable marketing of toys, video games, clothing, and other junk that we really don't need, then the movies become just another merchandising gimmick. The movie then takes second place to licensing arrangements. the story is lost.

    Another thing that destroys movies is the obsessive need for special effects and action over chracter and plot. What drove blockbusters like Lord of the Rings and the Harry Potter films are not special effects and action scenes for their own sake but plot and character.

    What Hollywood needs is less Hollywood and more reality.

  217. Then you do not know the wonder of.... by aepervius · · Score: 1

    ... independant and foreign film. Usually when I went there (when I was 20 years younger)with my girlfriend there was nobody in the projection sale so it usually ended in fondle time...

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  218. stop! by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    What? You never been with women who are into tentacle-rape hentai?

    I think you could have stopped after the first 6 words.

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    1. Re:stop! by coopaq · · Score: 1
      I think you could have stopped after the first 6 words.

      Stop. You had me at Hello.

  219. Two "solutions"... by Beolach · · Score: 1
    I can see two things that might be "solutions" to this. One that I think is far, far better than the other, and one that I think is (sadly) far, far more likely.

    The better solution I see is to make more "niche" movies. Movies that have a strong appeal, if only to a smaller portion of the population. The more likely solution I see is to make fewer movies, that try and appeal to everyone. The thing is, it's much easier to make a good movie that appeals to very specific tastes than to make a good movie that appeals to everyone's taste. And if you make a GOOD movie, then that's the biggest thing that will draw audiences.

    There's basically four types of movies:
    1. Good movies that target a large portion of the population.
    2. Good movies that target a small portion of the population.
    3. Bad movies that target a small portion of the population.
    4. Bad movies that target a large portion of the population.

    Number 1 there is obviously the best type of movie, as far as the production studios are concerned. But it's also by far the most difficult to make. Number 2 is almost as good, but is MUCH easier to accomplish. Number 3 isn't so good, but is better than number 4.

    Consider: you have your own specific tastes in movies. Which movie are you more likely to want to go see: a good movie, even though it isn't targetted specifically to your taste, or a bad movie that was meant to appeal to you? Personally, I'd take the good movie over the bad movie. And since I think it's likely much easier to produce good movies with a smaller target audience than good movies with a larger target audience, if I were a movie producer, I'd go for the smaller target audience.

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  220. block busters better at home by adnausium · · Score: 1

    IMHO some of the biggest blockbusters to come out in the last few years (LOTR trilogy, Star Wars 1-3, Spiderman, etc...) have been more enjoyable for me at home. I attribute this to the HUGE cinema problem running rampant across america. Let me explain... With the quality of Digital FX becoming so good lately, there is so much to see in each frame of these films. I find myself viewing movies like i was at a tennis or ping-pong match. The size of the screens at these huge multi-plexes are so big, that to see everything there is to see, i find myself turning my head from side to side while watching. Not only that but the bigger the theater size the more poor the sound quality. I much prefer watching in one of the smaller theaters or in my home on a 50" screen. At least in the smaller theaters the sound is good and you can focus on the screen cause its the size of a normal wall instead of the side of a building.

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  221. To me it is not quality of movies... by Darth+Maul · · Score: 1

    I really don't blame my decline in going to the theater on the quality of movies. I can still pick and choose some great films.

    I simply don't go because the theaters themselves are a complete shell of what moviegoing used to be. Let me count the ways:

    1) No projectionists. The movies are always poorly focused, not framed, the sound is off/too loud. And there's nobody up there! They just press buttons. Oh, and just try to complain. Teenager #1 says to teenager #2 "check theater 12" and nothing happens.

    2) Prices. Come on! $10??? AND you have the audacity to show me commercials? You can EITHER raise prices or show me commercials. But you can't do both.

    3) OTHER PEOPLE. This is the big one. People are just getting dumber, louder, and more selfish. This is the main reason why I do not go. Every time I tempt fate and give another movie a try, I just end up adding more data to my vast collection of empircal evidence in favor of increasing human stupidity.

    So, fix theaters and human bahavior, and then I'll be back!

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  222. Well what they need to do by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is pay people a percentage of profits. So you get a saliry for your work, something that even if the film bombs you aren't out on the street, but the real money for you is in the success at the box office. Film nets huge dollars, you make huge dollars, film never makes back it's production cost, you get nothing.

    Problem is, anyone who's ever worked in Hollywood before will enver accept that. Why? Because the studios are lying fuckers. They have a tricky, BS accounting setup so that none of their films ever make money on paper. Matrix? Lost money according to the studios. Interesting they thend made two more, isn't it? It is, of course, to get out of paying taxes, but also to sucker people.

    Often they'll offer you net points to work on a movie, meaning percentage of net profits. Sounds like a good idea right? If you make 1% of a big movie's profits, you make a lot. Well no, you'll never get a check for anything because the studio will tell you the movie lost money.

    So of course all vetrans won't accept the situation, it's cash up front, or gross points (a percentage of the gross sales) which studios won't give out usually.

    1. Re:Well what they need to do by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Freakazoid said it. "Always ask for a percentage of the gross, not the net. The net is nothing."

  223. New Theatre in Vancouver, WA by RoterheadPro · · Score: 1
    Interesting to see all of these comments about teens /tots disrupting films. If that happened here, I would get the management involved immediately. There is no reason my money should go for someone elses rudeness.

    Having said this, we have a new Cinema here (called Cinetopia) that is showing 1st run movies, costs about 20% more than standard prices (9.50USD for a regular showing, 13.50USD for a "living Room" Theatre". Check out http://www.cinetopiatheatre.com/ as I now call this a complete experience. A 1st class restaurant within the Theatre (Wine Bar, Tapas, etc). Also the seats are all wider, leather (not cloth) and each row has 9" more legroom and is 9" taller than standard stadium seating.

    There are only a few of these types of theatres around the country and I am sold. I will never go to a Regal again (Course I have been going to Century Theatres anyway). No Advertising!

  224. Hollywood is just mad by LinuxPoultergist · · Score: 1

    Because their brainwashing techniques are no longer effective.

  225. piracy is a scapegoat for mediocre content by roc97007 · · Score: 1
    "But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough."

    A blinding flash of the obvious.

    Ron

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  226. Hey Loews theaters by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    After many years of adolescent poverty, I now have the disposable income that allows me to watch as many movies as I want, even at their current wallet-gouging prices. Still, I fall into the category of people who prefer DVD to theaters, but I go once in a while, if only to reinforce the opinion that I'd rather be at home.

    I can handle the previews and movie trivia.

    I can handle the guy who coughs uncontrollably during quiet scenes.

    I can handle the mild whispering from the old woman who can't hear the dialogue over the coughing.

    I can handle the teenage girl whose phone is constantly beeping from her text message conversation about the old woman.

    I can handle the flying Skittles from the guy annoyed by the beeping.

    But...

    What the fuck gave Loews the idea that, after paying the exhorbitant prices, wading through sticky floors, sitting through commercials, and recognizing all of the surrounding nimrods that are conspiring to ruin my experience, this was a good idea...

    The movie theater has the nerve, the incredible audacity, to ask if I want to donate to a charity and the ushers walk up the aisles shaking their tin can, swinging it out over your seat, as if to say, "Hey, you cheap bastard. While you're eating your junk food and having a night out on the town, there's a sick kid in a hospital bed."

    Maybe I'm just the dick and don't realize it, but after I just dumped $40+ for a couple tickets and some of the cheapest food there is to produce, how about you take a couple dollars off the obscene profit you made from me, donate that (you don't even have to tell me), and shove the tin can right up your ass.

  227. MOvies by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

    Around here, the Century theaters dont care if you bring in your own food and drink.Me and my wife, for movies that look good(chronicles of narnia, brothers grimm(yeah i know matt damon and heath ledger...oh well) we will go to grab some good food like real burritos or chinese food, get to the theater at matinee times, and relax...usually first showing is not that packed and we can get decent seats...during the commercials we just read our books or talk to each other...I really did wish, as a lot of other people said here, that they did start the previews at the time that is said by the media(websites, newspapers, moviefone)..but thats something you give up for the pleasure of watching the film. I do believe there will come a time when they will just push dvd sales on the same day as theater releases for films that they know will do well(large releases..lots of advertising)Hey we have to deal with commercials everyday to watch any of the shows or listen to any music from the radio out there..i think 10 minutes isnt that bad..at least they are not stopping the movie several times to show commercials

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  228. Re:IMAX is da shiat by HoodCrowd · · Score: 1

    I forgot about IMAX. They are a fun experiance. Can't say I would ever look forward to the dukes of hazard on the big screen, even when I liked it (when I was 12). twelve year olds can't have there parents pay for gas and crap on the screen

  229. Situation is Sweden by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

    FYI, a bit about Sweden.

    Movie tickets cost about 13$. I can't remember wha t poporn and soda costs (I don't need it).

    There is mostly not much disturbance during the movie. People who paid 13$ for a ticket usually want to se the movie. And if the parents paid, they keep their kids quiet.

    The main problem is selection. If you live outside the 2-3 larges cities (and most people do), you're pretty much limited to the top 10 American and top 3 Swedish movies.

    1. Re:Situation is Sweden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Malmo? Do you get the top Muslim movies?

  230. Just a suggestion by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 1

    They might try varying the price of the ticket depending on the quality of the movie or on how much it cost to make. I just realized that regardless of movie cost or quality - the cost of the ticket is the same. It varies on the type of person (student / senior) attending, not the type of movie.

    A romantic comedy with low production costs might be willing to accept a much lower price per ticket than a big summer blockbuster.

    At least let the theater owner set the prices by movie. All movies are not created equally. Let the market determine the price of the ticket. That would also give Hollywood some much needed feedback on what a movie is worth.

  231. Crappy stuff nobody wants = $ $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$ by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All that "crappy stuff nobody wants" you list is making humongous amounts of money which comes out of an amazing number of pockets ... and the "quality" audience doesn't pay nearly as much (as in: not even close to the same order of magnitude).

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    1. Re:Crappy stuff nobody wants = $ $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's why GM has such an excellent credit rating.

  232. In soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crappy movies decline YOU!

  233. The pricing scam I don't follow... by telstar · · Score: 1

    I still don't see why theatres gouge you over using the online ticket purchase service. Sure, there's a cost for them to run that, and they can bill it as the expense for your convenience ... but long-term, we're actually streamlining their operation. Guaranteeing them filled seats, and decreasing the need for additional ticket salespeople. Why must they slap another $1 or $1.50 onto the ticket (other then the 'because they can' reason)?

    F 'em.

    1. Re:The pricing scam I don't follow... by NeoBeans · · Score: 1

      It's easy. They are like banks with ATMs.

      Originally, using an ATM was free. Why? Because it helped the banks cut back on hiring more tellers.

      Now, we're expected to pay for the privilege of helping them streamline their operations and cut back on service.

      Go figure!

  234. My objection by boatboy · · Score: 1

    Aparrently like alot of people here, I've just about quit going to the movies. Lots of factors, but I'm curious if any other /.ers share this reason: I'm tired of over-payed celebrity talking heads acting like they're God's gift to man. The hop on the late show to hock they're latest movie, which was just like their last one, and go on about how hard their lives are in the 11 months they don't work.

    These people make hundreds of millions for pretending to be somebody on a camera for a couple months out of the year. For all the talk about globalism and evil multi-billion dollar corporations, it seems to me they're the worst offenders.

    The straw that broke the camel's back for me was Cruise's little tirade - how dare a peon like you play a joke on your Thetan master!

    1. Re:My objection by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The straw that broke the camel's back for me was Cruise's little tirade - how dare a peon like you play a joke on your Thetan master!

      I dunno.... after looking at that video, I gotta side with Tom on that. I was expecting you to post a link to his behaviour on Oprah (or the Daily Show coverage, which is how I know about it), but instead you post a link to a video of him getting squirted in the eye with what looks like milk from a trick microphone while he's giving an interview.

      I thought the bodyguards going gaga over it were overkill, but the message is pretty much it: the guy who did it really needs to reexamine his sense of humour. It isn't a funny joke. If it was something remotely funny, then Tom calling him a jerk would be out of line, and I'd be asking where his sense of humour went. But that wasn't funny, it was stupid.

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  235. About those annoying commercials by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is the movie industry stupid?

    They know their popularity is down, yet they advertise anything and everything.

    Instead, between each movie, while people are waiting for the main feature, they should have reels after reels of movie trailers, instead of repeating the same coke / car commercials over and over again, and just a couple of trailers or none at all. Promote your own stuff where you can control it best. Add voting pushbuttons to the seat armrests so people can provide feedback on the movie trailers they find the most interesting.

    Something else that I find stupid is those multiplexes that have one of their minimum wage monkeys come with a microphone to introduce the movie. Hello?! I know what movie I'm coming to see.

    I'd rather have them place a coupla goons with a sign that says "If Bubba sees your phone ringing, he'll throw you out of the theater".

  236. With all the parent's points by phorm · · Score: 1

    It mostly comes down to #5, but also:

    Hire somebody who can act the part. Some people can act well, but not in all roles, and some are just bubblegum actors who might look good but lack in talent.

    I have no problem with sequels. It's when they keep releasing sequels, with no new content/ideas/etc, that it starts to suck. A lot of TV series can be interesting through a whole season... so how come a movie can't be interesting through 1-3 episodes?

    Remaking classics... there are a lot of classics out there that are good, but the concepts don't mesh with the modern world. So don't take a classic and 'modernize' it to the point that it takes place in a spaceship in 2733 instead of a pirate ship in 1733.

    Comic book films... some are good, some are bad. The problem is that, over time, they're long. You can't just summarize the first 50 comics in a half-hour and then throw together episodes 51-55 in the last hour. By the same token, you can't do a bunch of background and then throw a shit ending at it about how a big green guy becomes a force of pure energy and then ends up in South America saying "you don't want to make me angry"...

    Books? I know some books that could make great movies. LOTR was actually pretty good. The biggest problem is not sticking to a timetable. LOTR was a long set of movies, but it was split up and managed to get a good portion of content in it. As much as I'd like to see some of my favorite books onscreen (Narnia could go either way) it kills me when they butcher the main points of the book

    Still with #4 Stop editing the main points of a good book to feed the unwashed masses. Books have an audience, and you can't make it please everyone. If you want to make a book-based-movie, don't ignore the book's audience.

    Special effects are nice. They can add realism/imagery to a movie, but they can't substitute for plot and decent acting.

    #5, write a good story. Many movies nowadays are taken from good stories but butcher them. Doom is going to be another resident evil (I actually found there to be somewhat of a background plot in Doom3).

    And my final point... movies don't have to please everyone. If you try and sell a movie to 10,000,000 people and most don't care much for it, and the main audience of the source material hates it, then you've failed despite selling 10,000,000 tickets because people will not trust you to produce something good in the future. Dump some special effects and overpaid actors, stick to the plot, and maybe only sell 8,000,000 tickets... you might gain a few new followers from the general masses and you won't piss off the majority of the longterm fans.

  237. POTC II by Washizu · · Score: 1

    The reason they aren't making as much money is they haven't released Passion of the Christ II yet.

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  238. Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I've found that every store I shop at is quite willing to take cash. You also seem to be forgetting a few things:

    1) I'd have cable and a TV even if I didn't use it for home theatre.

    2) I'f have a stereo even if I didn't use it for home theatre.

    3) Money spent on convenience is often well spent.

    I suppose you could argue a home theatre system is a waste if that's ALL it was for, if the only thing you ever did was rent DVDs and watch them. However most people would have a TV with cable or satalite of some description anyhow. So getting one good for a theatre like experience is just an upgrade. Likewise, many people would have a stereo for listening to music anyhow, even if they didn't have home theatre, so a surround sound system is just an upgrade.

    By the way, the prices I'm talking here are for a real high-wuality experience. A large projection TV, 40" or more, 6 to 8 large high quality speakers (Like JBL Northridge or something, not little cubes). You can easily get a wide TV and satalite+sub surround for under $1000.

    But really, there's something to be said for the convenience. Where you can just wander out to your living room and watch a movie when you want. You can eat or drink whatever you like, you can pause it when you like, you can skip parts if you like, etc. When there's other people with you, it's your friends, people you want to be with, not random (often annoying) teenagers.

    It's the same with many other conveniences. If you actually do the math, you find it's very often cheaper not to own a washer and dryer. You take their cost, matenance and utility bills (which is a lot for an electric dryer) and you find that a laundromat is often cheaper. They use big industrial units that do a lot more and last longer, and usually use gas dryers, so even when you factor in profit for them it often works out to less money. However you'll find few home owners persuaded by that, they'll take the convenience any day.

  239. Don't dismiss politics by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    I did a cursory read of the posts so far, and it appears nobody has proposed this one yet, so allow me:

    The last four years have been an unprecendented period (in my opinion) of political partisanship in America, partially because of the unusually even balance conservative and liberal partisans.

    In the years leading up to our last election, we saw (again in my opinion) an unprecedented volume of America's entertainers enter quite vocally into the political debate. As a result, there are now many Americans who look at the film stars of 1990-2001 and instead of thinking "cute actor; great roles", think "political idiot; endorsed Kerry."

    Add in the fact that Hollywood has historically given significant contributions to Democrat candidates...

    People want to go to movies to escape real life -- they won't go if actors in the film are too intimately tied in their minds to real-world political conflict. This may well be an indictment on these conservative ex-moviegoers - they simply need to learn to "let go" and get on with life. Hollywood has always been populated by a group of idiots largely out of touch with reality, right?

    Actors come out in support (or opposition) of political causes all the time -- but the sheer numbers, the frequency, and the extreme polarization in the country in the last four years have worked against them this time like never before. The result? Ten to twenty percent of the population no longer has the desire to funnel money into Hollywood.

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    1. Re:Don't dismiss politics by phorest · · Score: 1

      on another front to reinforce your argument...

      Jeeze, I guess that is why live theater is in such great demand these days.

      (snicker!!!)

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  240. Re:Defend Your Claim - "Movie Theaters are Obsolet by rho · · Score: 1
    You haven't explained why movie theaters are obsolete.

    All movie theaters were built for a previous evolutionary cycle of humans when we all sported a single arm, to judge by the Marxism-inspired armrests.

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  241. Alternate explanation by freeweed · · Score: 1

    It could also be that you're a lot more tolerant of others than I (and a lot of Slashdotters, apparently) am. I generally go out to movies with several people, so I see a wide range of personality types.

    Me? I've literally started yelling at the screen lately once the 4th or 5th commercial comes on. A couple of my friends get VERY offended at this, and tell me to "chill out, it's just a commercial, it's like TV".

    Me? When some asshat 2 rows behind me starts discussing the plot with his wife, who hasn't seen the first 2 Lord of the Rings movies and is only there because her man wants to see it, I instantly focus in on their conversation and stop paying attention to the movie. When I make snarky comments about this as we leave the theatre, I'm often told by friends that they didn't hear a thing from behind us.

    Me? Cellphones do not have to ring constantly to be an annoyance. A single ring drives me up the wall, because I really don't see why it's so difficult to put your phone on vibrate. My friends will often be a little more generous, saying "everyone forgets sometimes".

    Also, I suspect you don't go to as busy a theatre as I do:

    lines are decently short ... they quite often run small-run movies

    The more people in a theatre, the more distracions/annoyances, I find. It's gotten to the point that I try as hard as possible to go to afternoon matinees during the week (hey, gotta use up that vacation time somehow!), and I'm almost never bothered then.

    But a packed house for a popular movie? Forget it. Sometimes as many as 20 people are talking/ringing/kicking my chair. It's intolerable.

    You may simply be more tolerant, and quite frankly I wish I could be like you :)

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  242. Too much entertainment? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    I don't have a real solution to the issue. For me, tho, the problem is that entertainment is everywhere. At one point you had to seek out entertainment, now you can't get away from it.

    I recall the last time I rented movies (on tape, about a dozen years ago) it costed 3 dollars a day. Now for the cost of three days rental I can own a film, sometimes a really good one.

    For the cost of going to the theater a half dozen times I can get 100+ cable channels with a few decent movie channels (read uncut, unedited films) plus about 60 music channels.

    My old RadShack walkmen use to work for about two hours and I could only carry a couple of cassettes. Today I have 500 albums on my Archos, the batteries last for about 10 hours, it sounds better and it's rechargable.

    Everyone I know has the same thing going on; cable/satelite, big screen TVs, 5.1 sound, tons of DVDs and CDs for cheap...

    Why do I need a theater? It's not even that I'm a cheapskate but I have so much entertainment at my own home it makes it hard for me to want to go out to the theater. This doesn't even include the books, video games and internet sources.

    And to be honest I don't even know what film I would want to see. It seems that a lot of the posters have what they feel are tons of good movie ideas that people would want to see. I can't think of a single film I want to see made today. It seems that Hollywood botches any good concept to the point that I can't recall a good film. Everytime they get a new concept they destroy it by trying to make it too diverse and appeal to too many potential customers. I don't need a love story, a 20 minute karate fight and a touchy feely message in every film I see.

    Maybe I'm just too jaded by the endless media blitz.

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  243. Get rid of the cell phones by macwarriorny · · Score: 1

    Build a cage around the theatre so that cell phone signals can't get in and you'd be back in business. There's so many people yakking on their cell phones, text messaging, etc. that its ridiculous. You want to talk on the phone? Go outside and talk. I don't think it's an unreasonable request.

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  244. Violating my privacy by jimm · · Score: 1

    I use the touch-screen ticket machine to buy my tickets. It's quicker than waiting in line, and I don't have to deal with any surly humans.

    A month or two ago, a new final screen---after I have swiped my card---asked for my ZIP code. WHAT??? I entered 99999 and continued.

    A few weeks later, I tried to enter 99999 and it rejected my credit card. Luckily, I tried XXX99 where XXX are the first three digits of my ZIP code. It worked.

    The ONLY reason they could possibly REQUIRE (not ask for, REQUIRE) my ZIP code to complete the transaction is so that they can uniquely identify me. (Apparently, when you use a credit card they don't know who you are, but CC info + ZIP code = unique identifier.)

    If they reject XXX99 in the future, I'm going to have to start dealing with the surly people and long lines again.

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  245. On lowering ticket prices by freeweed · · Score: 1

    I can concur, and offer solid evidence of this, coming from a Canadian city where the populace is well known for being a tad, shall we say, frugal. These people drive 15 miles out of their way to save 10 cents on a gallon of gas, for example.

    When the original stadium seating first arrived, movies were around $9 (CDN). Within a few months, prices had gone first to $11, then to $14. Attendance dropped incredibly. It was so bad that I actually went to the #1 movie of a summer blockbuster on the second night it was playing, and there were 5 people in a theatre that could seat easily 200.

    Within a year or two, someone wised up and lowered prices to $8. Ever since then, theatres have been packed. Line ups galore, sometimes you even have to buy your tickets the day before as shows will sell out.

    We often make the claim of "lower your prices and people will buy more", which is generally not true. Believe me, all business want to maximize their profit. This, however, was a genuine case of it. The theatre chain ended up building an entire new theatre with 14 screens just to handle the demand.

    200 seats @ $8 is a LOT more profit than 5 seats @ $14.

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    1. Re:On lowering ticket prices by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      But there is NO profit if it costs you $1605 to service those 200 seats. Therein lies the rub. :-/

    2. Re:On lowering ticket prices by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Wow, those are some pretty steep demand/supply curves.

    3. Re:On lowering ticket prices by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the profit center: concessions. Any theater in business for more than five years knows where the money is and how to make it. Keep ticket prices down, and concession prices up. The more people in, the more buyers you have. The margin on drinks is ridiculus. The cup costs more than your free refills on the supersized, and even that can be paid for with advertising.

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  246. Sheer cost by sagenumen · · Score: 1

    Ticket: $10
    A bottle of water: $3.50
    Gas (let's say it takes a little over a gallon to get there as I live in nowheresville): $3

    Forget popcorn and what not. When all is said and done, it's costing almost $20 to go see a damn movie that, more often than not (lately, anyway), is not worth it. The last movie I saw in theatres was Return of the King becase that trilogy just NEEDS to be on a big screen.

    I simply can't justify paying $20 to sit in a theatre when my $17 NetFlix subscription gets me 3 DVDs at a time with unlimited rentals. I can wait the couple months to see most of these movies on DVD.

  247. OMG They Finall Got It!!! by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 0

    Piracy has done NOTHING for lack of movie ticket sales, lack of movie ticket sales has come from CRAPPY movies!!! If movie studios would take the time to come out with something original instead of a sequel or a remake for every damn movie that has been out more than 20 years ago, maybe we would have some incentive to attend the movies. I'm so sick of hearing studios complain that people copying movies is what hurts them. Make something that's original and classic instead of birthing out another Herbie movie, or another Ring movie. Hasn't the industry learned its lesson from Police Academy? Lord of the Rings was the last movie series that really captivated and moved an entire audience to go see it over and over again and spend the money on a ticket. We might see it again with the Chronicles of Narnia, but I highly doubt it.

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  248. Mexico's living standard increases ? News to me... by Caoz · · Score: 1

    The so called Global economy is sure making harder for US business like you to compete. But believe me whatever money you are losing is not ending up in the hands of Mexican people. Even if you are competing against mexican business now and losing the money is staying on hands of the privileged, like it always have been.

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  249. patent for hot water? Somebody did that w/ coffee by infonography · · Score: 1

    This showed up earlier this year Self Heating coffee Now if our friends in Japan would just do the same with Sake' More info here

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  250. In related news... by scovetta · · Score: 1

    Around 1:30 PM, Thursday, August 23, 2005, hundreds of movie theaters became so packed with people that they had to virtually shut down. Commonly known as the "slashdot effect", this led to hordes of angry movie-goers returning to their mothers' basements with thoughts of Battlestar Galactica re-runs.

    Stangely, only three women were seen among the crowd.

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  251. Many Reasons by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

    1. A $5 movie now costs $8.50

    2. The previews go on forever

    3. Talk Down Editorials about pirating movies being aired in front of a whole audience that just paid $8.50 to get in.

    4. It costs just as much for me to take my family to the movies and buy them popcorn and drinks as it does to go to the amusment park or the water park all day.

    There really are many bad movies out these days.

    NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD:

    It does no good to pay $120 million on "named actors" and have a big budget "flop" by only making $40 million....When most of the really good movies (the ones with real stories) can be made with normal actors for $20 Million and be considered a success if they make $40 million.

    The real failure in Hollywood is the amount of money lost on "big budget flops".

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  252. The problem is that... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...the good scriptwriters are all working for HBO. It's pretty clear that there isn't a shortage of good writing, it just doesn't happen in Hollywood.

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  253. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fuzzball963 · · Score: 1

    I don't open the screen while the movie is playing :). I do however, like to know when a txt or voice mail or call comes through. And yes it does go to voicemail also, but sometimes it may take up to five minutes befoer my voicemails and txts get pulled through after the phone is turned on, and I don't like waiting that long. Also, my cell phone is my primary phone, I do not have a landline, and I do need to be accessible at all times (aside from when I'm asleep) for my business and family use, in fact it's specifically in my contract with my employer that I am always available and that includes my cell phone. I've never understood why people do so much whining about cell phones and how annoying they are but yet continue to support them by buying them and *gasp* using them in public :). If you're so obsessed with not hearing someone's ring tone as you're in the grocery store or theter or wherever, why not turn yours off all the time too? that way we can all not be bothered, and we may as well not have the things :). it's the way things are going, especially as more and more people drop landlines for cell phones. Just because you personally don't like it, does not mean that it's wrong for the rest of us to use them.

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  254. In the late 1970s .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the late 1970s ..

    Wow dude .. you must be like .. OLD

  255. Who Needs To Go To The Movies by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    <sarcasm>

    . . . when you can just go to McDonalds/Burger King/Taco Bell and get the "special edition" cup or toy?

    Saves you about $10 and you get just as much as you would from sitting in the theater for an hour and a half.

    </sarcasm>

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  256. McDonalds by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't walk into a restaurant, sit down at a dirty table and think "My God, the previous people to eat here were complete slobs!"

    No, but a lot of people sure do give me dirty looks when I don't do McDonalds employees' jobs for them. And by people I mean fellow patrons, not the employees.

    It's one thing to not throw human feces around in a restaurant, but if I wanted to clean up after myself I would have eaten at home, for a lot cheaper. Unfortunately, McDonalds et al have convinced the populace that it is OUR responsibility to clean up our tables, because they have oh-so convenient garbage cans on the way out. This attitude spills over into many other venues, I find.

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    1. Re:McDonalds by zeroduck · · Score: 1

      Because it's fast food. This isn't five star dining. I really dont think its too much to ask (but maybe I don't know shit cause I worked at Culvers for five years) to put the big items on your tray, and throw it in the garbage on your way out. So if you want someone to clean up for you, go eat a nicer restraunt, and leave the $1 value menu to us who don't mind taking 30 seconds to throw a wrapper and cup out.

    2. Re:McDonalds by Salvo · · Score: 1

      I agree in the case of McDonalds, but Cinemas don't have tables to leave your empty Popcorn Buckets and Drink Cups, so you should take them out with you. McDonalds is primarily a Restaurant and should have people to clear the table; the staff aren't exactly expensive, are they?

      At my Local Cinema, Minimum Wage Staff wander into each Cinema after a screening and dispose of any junk that Inconsiderate patrons may have left behind. Spills are cleaned up quickly and When you go into the cinema, it is at least tidy. Your feet don't stick to the floor, anyway. Some newer Cinemas even have Mobile Phone Jammers. Ticket prices are $13AU

      Older cinemas (1980's era), where you pay only $7AU a ticket, do have problems, but are frequently Patronised by Older, more thrifty individuals, who understand that a $6 discount means the film isn't brand new, and you have to take your rubbish with you.

      The few 1950's era Cinemas still standing are generally Arthouse Cinemas, where you can watch classics like Planet of the Apes Marathons (with Charlton Heston), 2001:A Space Odyssey, Blues Brothers Theatre Productions and the like. They still have Blockbusters on occasion, but are frequented by Movie Buffs. These people treat the Cinema as a Community Resource and take care, as such, and work as Volunteers during Big Events, like Film Festivals. MIFF and MUFF are major events here in Melbourne and most Inner-City Cinemas and Theatres need all the help they can get.

  257. Marketing by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    You can't make a good movie and then expect people to just magically arrive, you have to market the thing ... how many ads (and "press releases") did you see for Star Wars? Now, how many did you see for Kurosawa? There is just no comparison, it's no wonder nobody watches the good movies, they don't even know they exist. The advertising budget alone for the mainstream movies is usually at least multiple times the entire production budget of the good movies.

  258. The Audience has Changed by stuffduff · · Score: 1

    Most local theaters have a special showing some weekday morning where moms can brings their kids and babies and just let it all hang out. That is a good thing for that crowd. So how about se have talking and non talking shows. How about taking the non-talking theater and sheilding it so that pagers and cell phones just don't work? How about screenings where it is restricted to adults and beer is served? My point is that the audience has changed, but the theaters haven't adapted. Theaters are still showing movies the way that they did in the 40's-60's. The only improvements theaters have made are color, air-conditioning, sound and lately, better seating. The only thing a theater can do for you that you can't do at home has to do with the group experience. But the groups are too diverse to put up with one-anothers expectations. Back at Expo '67 the Romanians had a theater where the viewers 'voted' during the picture, and based on the votes, the picture took certain turns and plot twists, kind of like those 'find-your-fate' books. With just 5 choices in one film it would be possible to see 25 different movies! That will keep them back in the theaters. Get some interaction and some interactivity going and the whole group can enjoy it. Bore them with the shlock that is showing now and they'll get fed up and act out, it's only human nature. If you make a blockbuster, great; but you can't re-make a film to that same standard and expect it to be a big hit, because we've allready seen that before and we're looking for a 'new experience.' Have 'MST3K' night and let everyone yell at the damn screen. Anything but the expectation that we will pay big bucks and 'sit silently in awe' for boring, poorly made films.

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  259. Huh by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

    People still eat at theatres?

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  260. Mr Show says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember "Coupon: The Movie"?

      John: This is the biggest failure in movie history. "Coupon: The Movie" has made zero money. You people are responsible. I wanna know what the hell happened.

    Bob: Look, the reports show that's the most popular coupon in country; everyone uses it.

    Tom: I don't get it. People love the coupon, they should love the movie.

    John: Well, they don't! And what I wanna know is, who green-lighted this picture?

    [Silence. Tom's watch beeps; he takes it off and tosses it in a glass of water.]

    John: [accusatory] Tom?

    Tom: Didn't even glance at it.

    Bob: I thought I saw it on your desk.

    Tom: De-de-no, I uh didn't *green-light* it. As I remember it, I found this thing out. I was just shepherding it around. You know, David? Didn't you nurse this at your teat for a little while?

    Paul: [accusatory] David?

    Jill: [accusatory] David?

    Paul: David?

    David: Well, I seem to recall giving it the go-ahead.

    Bob: Huh?

    David: The green-light, not the movie. I gave a go-ahead to the green-light. I mean this thing had a thumbs-up way before it got to me. Wasn't even uh my thumb, it was a woman's thumb.

    All, but Jill: [accusatory] Jill? Jill?

    Jill: I vaguely recall giving it a thumbs-up, [innocently, playing with her hair] but that's not the same thing as a green-light, sir. Bob, you've been very quiet.

    All, including Bob: [accusatory] Bob? Bob?

    Bob: Oh. Uh, well, what we've got here is a classic Chinese telephone. [laughs] Nothin' against the Chinese. Uh, but uh I gave this picture a very tentative gangs-away, which is an old term from the 30's that means "cut loose." Paul?

    All, but Paul: [accusatory] Paul?

    Paul: [nervously] No! I, sir, all I gave this was the old one, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, shut the door, five, six the......sticks? Jay!

    All, but Jay: [accusatory] Jay? Jay?

    Jay: Uh, now people, sure. I mean uh, I may have err-err-err, slapped it up a bit [demonstrates]. You know, [kisses the air] Huh? [pretends to rip it open and stick his head inside and eat it.] Sure, I might have done that. Huh? ["squeaking" John's nose, pinching his cheeks, etc, while he makes noises] Hi-yah! Da da da nuh nee nee nee, ha, oh!

    John: You're right! You're right. But, guys? I'm goin' down here. And, I swear, if I have to go from being super-rich to rich, I swear I'll kill myself! And, I'm not goin' down alone!

    Bob: You act like you're the only one here who has been hurt by this thing! [getting all emotional] You know, I wanted to turn that movie into an amusement park ride! ...So I could take my kids--Samantha and Joey and little, little Tyler. . .on it, for fun. But now I don't know if I even *want* kids!

    Jill: [upset] I was gonna turn it into a theme restaurant. What do I tell my maid?!

    [All try to calm her.]

    Tom: [really upset] What about me?! I had planned for this thing to be a big blockbuster so I could start a trendy heroin habit, but now that's never gonna happen!

    [All try to calm him.]

    David: [looking forward, his glasses are off and we see his eyes for the first time in the skit. He's got contacts in a la Michael Jackson in Thriller] No! Noo!! [bangs fists on table] I'll tell you who's responsible, sir--the American public, and I know you're close with them. But, they manipulated us. They tricked us into believing that this movie is what they wanted to see, pretending to like that coupon.

    Jay: Let me at 'em!!

    [Bob calms him.]

    David: Where's your golden public now, sir? I'll tell you where. They're all laughin'. Laughin' at you. Laughin' at the biiig, fat asshole.

    John: Thank you. Thank you all. . .for opening my big, fat asshole eyes. Look, don't cry. Don't cry, movie executives! It's not your fault. The American public have screwed the movie industry over for the last time! Oh, they'll see this movie! You bet they will.

    Jay: How are ya gonna make 'em?

    John: We'll sue the pants off of 'em!

    Bob: And then we'll sell 'em pants!

    All: Yeah!! Yeah!

  261. Cheaper to buy the DVD by kbielefe · · Score: 1
    It is cheaper for me to buy a dvd of the movie than to go to the theartre and watch it.
    Don't say that! Soon DVD prices will be through the roof too!
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  262. Top 100 Grossing Movies Of All Time by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://movieweb.com/movies/box_office/alltime.php If you notice, most of the movies are ORIGINAL movies, and the sequels that did the best were Spielberg/Lucas collaborations, or cartoon sequels (Shrek, Toy Story) Take a clue Hollywood. If the sequel wasn't penned 30 years before the movie was in a book, don't waste our time.

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  263. Better things to do? by jone_stone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't help noticing that no one has brought up the possibility that people might be finding better things to do with their time. Are we so indoctrinated as to think that people will always consume passive media? For me, in most instances, I have better things to do with my time than to sit there and absorb what Hollywood tells me. I'm not saying everyone has to be the same way, but I find it more fulfilling most of the time to work on a personal project or hang out with friends than to watch a movie or TV show. I do still watch movies sometimes, but it's an out-of-the-ordinary thing for me.

    So I put forth this suggestion: perhaps people are finding better things to do with their time?

    (Kind of ironic, since I'm an animator, helping provide passive media for other people to consume)

    1. Re:Better things to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already are. They sit at home reading slashdot. Most don't even post comments.

  264. OK already i'll spell it out. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    CRAPPY MOVIES + RETARDED TICKET COST = PISS OFF

    Nevermind most people can build a home theatre reletively on the cheap, that is actually superior to what you get in your average theatre. Not to mention you don't have to stand in line, or deal with stupid kids, as all movies are rated at PG14 to get the largest viewable audiance.

    Last movie I watched in theatre was Star Wars 3, and the only reason I did that,was becuase I watched all the rest that way, and it was more of an event than anything else.

    As soon as Hollywood starts taking some risks, and making new films (not just re-hashed shit), and theatre companies stop charging my Monthy rent as a ticket price, then they might see some increased viewers, interest, and perhaps even better more stable profits.

  265. You know that person... by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

    you know the people at movies who talk, bring screaming children to movies inapropriate to them, forget to turn their cellphones off, and are generally annoying? I'm not one of them.

    you know the other person, the rare kind, who yells "SHUT UP!" at the first group of people when they start misbehaving? yeah, that one's me. and I've actually gotten applause for it. I do feel like I may be disturbing the movie, too, and I feel bad about it, I do, but if you people can't control yourselves/your children/your cellphone, I'm going to yell at you to shut up.

    1. Re:You know that person... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      you know the other person, the rare kind, who yells "SHUT UP!" at the first group of people when they start misbehaving? yeah, that one's me. and I've actually gotten applause for it. I do feel like I may be disturbing the movie, too, and I feel bad about it, I do, but if you people can't control yourselves/your children/your cellphone, I'm going to yell at you to shut up.

      A woman after my own heart....

      I've been known to confiscate the battery in such situations. One person actually called in the manager on me, and I explained that she could have it when the movie was over. He looked back at the girl, said it was a fair offer, and left. :)

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  266. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Retric · · Score: 1

    Spending 3k in cash is still 3k that you could have invested at 10+% a year. I get the convince issue but I like the motivation to go out because I don't like staying at home all the time.

    Anyway, surround sound systems are pointless for music. They work, but it's 1/2 the cost for a high-end 2.1 system vs. a high end 5.1 system.

    I am living in an apartment is so I can't really turn up the sound on my speakers anyway. Large screen TV's with sounds systems also take up a lot of space.

    Granted I live in an area (Fairfax, VA) with a lot of stuff to do that's close. Hell I can walk to a mall and 2 different theater complexes so convenience is almost mute issue.

    Cable is nice but with high speed Internet and lots of other things to do I did not watch it much (when I had it). You could say you would have it anyway but if you cut out the movie packages you can save close to 50$ a month anyway. I workout an hour a night, read, go to the movies, snow board ect so getting sucked into TV land is not how I really want to spend my free time. Yes having a great entertainment system at home is affordable, but it's a lot more costly than what you're presenting.

    Note: I am using an 800$ flat screen for my PC but that was a gift that was returned after she started using a wide screen dell laptop. I also had a 350$ set of klipch 4.1 speakers for by PC that I picked up in collage but they broke and I replaced them with some cheepo 60$ 2.1 system, but I don't really notice the difference as I have to keep the volume low and I stopped playing FPS's. I understand that for people who live in sub divisions it's nice to set up an area to watch the big game with the neighbors (as it where) but as a young person I like being more mobile with my entertainment $$$.

  267. For me it's not the theaters by lullabud · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a lot of people don't go to the movies because the theaters are crap, but that's not the case for me. I don't mind being in a crappy theater. And I don't mind that most movies are crappy either, I wouldn't go see them in any theater. I seriously don't go to the movies because the movies themselves are lame. Most of it is recycled content anyways, and even though sometimes they get it right, such as the case of The Italian Job, the fact is that in my eyes, Hollywood is struggling to come up with anything worth seeing. The last several movies I've watched in the theater, minus my friends dragging me to that episode three movie, were Focus films and computer animated films. From what I've seen, those are the only two studios who are coming up with consistently good stuff. Flash bang boom explosion movies are like cheap thrills (obviously not monetarily speaking), but a movie that I'd actually watch several times has got to have a good story, a new perspective, or something unordinary, and it's sad to think that exploding planes and cars and people dying left and right has become ordinary on the screen. It's boring without a good story, and it's free on television. Same with sex appeal, just look at the failure of Cat Woman. Recycled content with bonus sex appeal clearly isn't cutting it. Look at the Incredibles. A good story, the new perspective offered by CGI, likable characters who you actually care about when they get hurt or die, that's good stuff, and that's why I paid the $15+ for my ticket and food and two hours in line and came out of the theater happy.

  268. Hmmmmm by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's not a problem with the movie theaters per-se, but with the jerks who live in your zone?

  269. MY home theatre numbers by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Fixed costs:
    TV Set: R$ 1500
    Sound System: R$ 1000
    DVD player: R$ 300
    --- Total ---: R$ 2700 (~US$ 1150 fixed)

    Monthly costs:
    SKY: R$ 130
    Videoclub: R$ 28
    --- Total ---: R$ 158 (~US$ 70 monthly)

    Movie going for two (*):
    Parking: R$ 3
    Good theatre: R$ 30
    Coke: R$ 3
    Popcorn (small): R$ 3
    --- Total ---: R$ 39 (~US$ 15 per movie).

    Now, let's assume no interest. If I only use my home theatre for 15 months, I will have spent US$ 2200. If I go see 10 movies per month (easily done in your own home theatre) for the same period, I will have spent US$ 2250. hehe.

    Now, my Sky plan has 5 Telecine movie channels and other channels bring movies. My videoclub let me stay with 5 movies at all times on me, and I have 48-72 hours to bring them back (and it's in my workplace). The three of us easily watch 20 movies/month, with brings the time-to-pay-for-itself of my home theatre down to 5 months. Make it 6 months and we still can catch one blockbuster per month in the theatre, especially the ones Lucas likes (he's 6yo).

    (*) actually, we're three (me, Ivana and Lucas), with the fourth one coming, but whatever.

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    1. Re:MY home theatre numbers by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      Heh, you didn't even factor in babysitting so you can go see an R rated movie once in a while.

    2. Re:MY home theatre numbers by Urchlay · · Score: 1
      The three of us easily watch 20 movies/month, with brings the time-to-pay-for-itself of my home theatre down to 5 months

      You numbers look good, but where do you find that many *good* movies? You're watching them at a much greater rate than they're being created.

      Of course, with the home theater, you aren't stuck watching only what's popular this week. You have a much wider spectrum to choose from... even so, I can't imagine being able to watch 20 movies a month without running out of good stuff pretty quick.

  270. Movies are relatively cheap entertainment, overall by freeweed · · Score: 1

    See, I don't buy this. At least not as an overall consensus. I just think we hear from the cheapskates more often, and also people value movies far less than other forms of entertainment. You may be different than the average person, so I'm not commenting specifically on how you view things :)

    Most people I know see nothing wrong with dropping $20-40+ PER TICKET for a sporting event. $40-80 for a concert. $100+ for the latest broadway musical. All entertainment that lasts 2-3 hours.

    But $10 for a movie? Somehow, THAT'S a rip-off.

    Maybe the cheapness of a DVD rental does it for people, but then again, why pay $80 for a concert ticket when the CD by the same artist is 1/4 the price? The only answer I can think of is venue. You're paying one hell of a premium to see music performed live, and personally, I'll pay a premium to see a movie on a 30' wide screen with a $50,000 sound system. But maybe that's just me :)

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  271. The Creative Genius of MBAs by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    I've known two people connected with the entertainment business.
    - One does the ship rigging for movies like Master and Commander and Pirates of the Carribean.
    - The other is friends with a screen writer who worked on that post-Seinfeld comedy starring Michael Richards (Kramer).

    Same story from both of them: the studio's MBAs think they know what makes a good movie better than the directors / actors do. So unless you have a strong director, you get this formula:

    - Start with decent script
    - Add in decent director and actors
    - Insert Harvard MBA jerk who's both divorced from reality ("Can we move that island over there?") and doesn't know how to entertain people.
    - ???
    - Loss!

    (Obviously this doesn't cover the cases where the script is just boring or stupid.)

  272. Mod this up! by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    Where are my mod points when I NEED them? The above post is dead on.

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    1. Re:Mod this up! by Golias · · Score: 1

      Actually, this being slashdot, I'm surprised nobody has modded me down and/or flamed me because I carelessly mispelled "enterprising" near the end of my post.

      I mean, how can you expect to blindly paste Slashdot posts into your Master's thesis if the spelling isn't always perfect?

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    2. Re:Mod this up! by andy55 · · Score: 1


      I'm surprised nobody has modded me down and/or flamed me because I carelessly mispelled "enterprising" near the end of my post.

      It's because most people here stopped reading your post when it caused them to be introspective, requiring them to consider that self improvement is needed. The other bunch that stopped reading couldn't take the originality or insight of an non-obvious idea that required thought.

      andy

  273. Ugh... by Tickenest · · Score: 1

    You know what's trite and unoriginal? All the comments on this thread from people saying things like, "OMG EVERY MOVIE SUCKS NOBODY PAYS TO SEE MOVIES BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK", "OMG THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE TO SEE I MEAN A DRINK COSTS FOUR BUCKS", "HOLLYWOOD IS A BUNCH OF IDIOTS", etc. Now, these things are all true (except the last one to an extent, cuz if I were a Hollywood producer, I'd be looking for safe investments, the same way 99% of the people here would as they looked out onto the street and saw the other 1% panhandling cuz their "risky" movies didn't pan out), but every person who's posting these comments is acting as though they're the first person ever to come up with their brilliant insights and we should all bow before them. Unoriginal comments wrapped up in new packaging complaining about Hollywood taking unoriginal ideas and wrapping them up in new packaging. Irony: It's Delicious!

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  274. Doomed From The Start by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

    The Hollywood way is flawed.

    if you pay 1 dollar for a lottery ticket on a 5 million dollar purse and you lose. Then no big deal -- you will live to play another day.

    if you pay $4.9 million to win a $5 million lottery -- and you lose then it is a big deal. Even if you win there is not much to celebrate

    The movie industry has positioned it such that the only way to be "more" successful is to have 2 or 3 mega blockbusters at a time. And the public has shown that it really only supports 1 or 2 mega blockbusters at a time.

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  275. If you don't watch the previews, you're stealing! by Slashdolt · · Score: 1

    Many of you people show up at the theatre late, and miss the previews. This violates your contract with the theatre and is in-effect, just like stealing. Anyone purposely skipping these previews is stealing the movie.

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  276. Bring chocolate with you! by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad. Seems you're missing out on the Masterpiece that is Batman Begins. If you plan to see one other movie this year, make it Batman Begins! You will not be disappointed!

    "Charlie and the chocolate factory" is also good.
    And it has way more midgets.

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    1. Re:Bring chocolate with you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no midgets in that movie.

  277. Quality, Cost and Innovation by DavidDPD · · Score: 1

    Cost is the major factor for not going. I'd pay $5 to see a bad movie, but not $10.

    Quality Movies - If there is a moive I want to see, I see it. Though, I wont see just any random movie anymore, because of cost.

    Innovation. Back in High School, (92-96) theaters changed. Stadium Seating, THX and other sound systems were big draws for the youth crowd for the latest James Bond and Star Trek movies. Should movies move from standard definition to High Def just like TV ? Where are the 48 FPS, HD digital movies ?

  278. Commercials by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised not to see more mention of commercials in theaters as an irritation, because that tops the list of them for me. When commercials (other than movie trailers and concession ads) started showing up back in the 80s, I remember audiences hissing and some people (e.g., me) would actually walk out, demanding refunds. Are people so cowed now that sitting through 20 minutes of commercials after having paid $10 for a ticket is just business as usual?

    1. Re:Commercials by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      When the new megaplex next to my town opened up, the first movie I saw there debuted a Nike commercial that looked sort of Matrix-esque. At first I took it for a preview. When I saw that it was a commercial, I left, bitched long enough, and got my money back.

      Since, I try to plan things so that I show up just about when the movie was set to start, and long enough after the initial release where I can get a good seat anytime. The exceptions I have made were for the Lord of The Rings and Star Wars.

      So for the most part, no commercials for me.

  279. Straight to DVD (or Blu Ray, or HD DVD)? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I found these few sections from the article (towards the end of the article) very interesting. It is in regards to making movies available to home consumers immediately at release.

    Last week, John Fithian, the president of the National Association of Theatre Owners, accused Robert A. Iger , the incoming chief executive of Walt Disney, of leveling a "death threat" at theater owners for having suggested that the lesson to be drawn from the slump is that moviegoers want films to be accessible in theaters and on DVD simultaneously.

    Mr. Iger had observed that studios ignored consumers at their peril. "We can't allow tradition to stand in the way of where the consumer can go, or wants to go," he told analysts this month, warning that "the music industry learned this the hard way."

    Mr. Iger's conclusion - that consumers want the choice of seeing movies in their homes at the same time as in the theater - is being reached by others in the industry as well. But it remains contentious, resisted not only by the owners of theater chains. Mr. Lynton of Sony was adamant that the theatrical experience should be protected, while Mr. Shaye said he was still "on the fence" on the subject.

    Warren Lieberfarb, a former Warner Brothers executive who was a main advocate of the DVD in the early 90's, warned that going to the movies had become too expensive over all, given the excellent quality of home theater. "It's not just the DVD. It's not just the DVD window," he said. "It's the flat-panel television and the sound system, with the DVD option, that has radically changed the quality of the in-home experience. The home theater has arrived." As a result, he said, "you have to change the business model of the movie business."


    I personally find this extremely exciting. When you think about it, the movie theaters have a stranglehold on consumers in terms of being able to access new releases. If you want to see a new release, you only have one place to go: the local cineplex. Now, the cineplexes do have to compete with each other, but in the end all of their business model's are about reducing costs. So, what you end up with is the crap that we are offered today: sticky floors, bad seating, bad sound, dirty screens, noisy people, 400 seat theaters where only 150 seats really have a good view, etc. They are providing the bare minimum: a chance to see the movie. Sure, there exists the high quality theaters that take an interest in their patron's experience (small theaters, properly calibrated sound systems, comfortable seating, gourmet food service, ambiance, etc). But they are few are far between because the cost is much higher to run such a theater and the number of patrons is lower.

    If the releases were available to the consumer, I think we would experience a renaissance in theater opportunities. People all over would be running custom theaters to cater the movie experience for their friends and family. Think movie houses now: at 7:00 pm 20 people show up, drink and eat for 30 minutes, socialize, etc. Then everyone moves into the theater for a 7:45 pm showing of the featured movie.

    The theaters would still exist for the masses, but more people would get into the customized experience for the quality of it all.

  280. movies are like Star Trek series... by E8086 · · Score: 1

    good when there aren't that many.
    TOS and TAS were liked after their time, then 10yrs after the series the movies started, one every 2-4yrs which wasn't uncommon in the 80s, but they weren't remakes and remakes havn't been doing very well. Then there were the new series, dofferent enough to not be considered remakes, bu there were 25 seasons in 18yrs with most overlapping, a little overkill.
    Cut back on the number of movies and go back to when the acting was mostly good and the special effects, done with models, suplemented the plot and the acting. I've read rumors of an A-Team movie, Rambo 4 and Rocky 6, they should not be made, they were good, mostly, in thier time and should be left that way, possibly also true with Indiana Jones 4. Why not make a Caddyshack 3 with a CGI gopher?

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  281. Re:Defend Your Claim - "Movie Theaters are Obsolet by MatD · · Score: 1
    I moved out of SC, and I used to spend a lot of time at those theaters. I didn't realize how lucky I was to have that much independant cinema near me. At the theaters up here in Bellevue, etc, it's all mainstream fair that apparently is being catered to the 13 year old crowd.

    I've gotten so frustrated I'm actually looking into starting my own theater. I'd kill to have the nick up here.

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  282. How about gas prices? by Kismet · · Score: 1

    So I see that most of the obvious culprits have been exposed: Ticket prices, lousy flicks, expensive popcorn, dirty theaters, noisy crowds.

    Let's add another one to it: With gas prices hovering near $3/gal in many places, why not just stay home and watch cable?

    1. Re:How about gas prices? by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      From the submission:

      "From the article: "Multiples theories for the decline abound: a failure of studio marketing, the rising price of gas...""

    2. Re:How about gas prices? by Kismet · · Score: 1

      ha, i'm an idiot as usual. :)

  283. How clean are you? by tcatt · · Score: 1
    Even if eveyone who went to the theatre was an absolute clean freak, you would still encounter messes in the theatre. The fact is, it's usually pretty darn dark in there, and as movie-goers we have very little room to place our drinks and popcorn containers except on the floor, where they can get kicked or knocked over. Even if you do manage to hang onto those during the whole movie, all it takes is someone to try and get out past you to the aisle and there's a very good chance something is gonna spill.

    Are you telling me you've never spilled any popcorn in a theatre? Or that you picked up every little piece when you did? C'mon, do you scrub public toilets and counters after you use them? Empty the trash bins when they look pretty full? I doubt it, that's not your job, is it? Does that make you a slob? No.

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  284. Anecdote != Data by raygundan · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we all know that one person's story, pro or con, does not give us a good picture of the actual state of things. I'll add my anecdote anyway-- I quit going to movies in the theatre with any sort of regularity (I see 2-3 a year now) because of crap like this. Not that it was a great film, but the showing of "Hellboy" by my house was made more enjoyable by a gentleman who got more phone calls than I do in a week. At no point did he cease talking on the phone for more than a minute, and many, many times he answered his call waiting.

    I haven't seen thrown food in a number of years, so my gut feel is that that's fairly rare.

    Screaming babies added their own vocals to my viewing of "Crouching Tiger" to the point where some guy finally yelled at the parents and the crowd gave him an ovation.

    It doesn't happen all the time, but it's probably about 2/3 of the time that I leave the theater pissed off by ringing phones, talking on phones, and screaming babies at non-kids movies. (A screaming kid at a kids' film is to be expected)

    Toss in the fact that the sound is terrible and the prints so scratched that I really *do* get a better experience at home, and there just isn't that much reason for me to go anymore.

  285. Passion of Christ by pjrc · · Score: 1
    I recall reading somewhere recently that last year, if you subtract the Passion of Christ movie, was a pretty bad slump too.

    That one movie attracted lots and lots of christians who normally never go to movies.

    Maybe some hollywood execs know this and we'll see more christian or special-interest films?

  286. DOH! Total misquote... by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

    The quoted portion was supposed to be this...guess I didn't hit Ctrl-C hard enough. :)

    So, question: Did you get, walk out, and tell the theatre you wanted your money back because you couldn't enjoy the movie because the lady in the next seat was oboxious? Did you even change seats?

  287. Finally - realization by !Squalus · · Score: 1

    About time they woke up and realized that crap doesn't sell, and that remakes of the same old movies or the same genre done to death is just BO-RING.

    No piracy - they just put out crap. Now if they could only get the same fricking idea about their "music", the world would be better off. Content that sucks leads to no sales.

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  288. Elijah Wood by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Elijah Wood also played a "bad guy" in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Quite passable, really.

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  289. One of my best movie experiences by Alystair · · Score: 1

    One of my best movie experiences was going to see the movie Kung Fu Hustle at a theatre. Why? Well, when I got there, there was no one else in the the place. None, ziltch, zero, nil. I grinned to myself with a hearty laugh and put up my feet, and enjoyed the show immensely.

  290. IMBD & Canadian costs by ztalbot2000 · · Score: 1

    If someone in the movie buisiness is wise, they will gather some usefull information from these posts. I usually use IMDB to screen out bad movies. I don't know if others do. The theatres in Canada (Ontario) are usually better. I guess you can attribute that to our personality. I have on very odd occasions had to shush a younger viewer, but rarely. I still choose wisely as the cost is still up there. $10Cdn + $5 popcorn + $2 pop, all per person. For these prices, only the must see movies are worth it. Star Wars III and War of the Worlds are great examples of a must see in the theatre. So for those U.S. folks, when your here, come see a movie, its cheaper and quieter.

  291. I'm Spoiled by grimharvest · · Score: 1

    Can you say it? Because you know it's true. Too many good movies like Lord Of the Rings has it so that people expect EVERY movie to be that good. And when it isn't (invariably), they are disappointed. Don't let people bullshit you. They spent tons of money watching mediocre movies in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Before that they were simply thrilled to have movies at all. Now, as so many have pointed out, DVDs are stealing the show. The movies aren't getting worse, people just forget the bad ones from yesteryear. They seem to think all black and white movies were as good as Casablanca. The only remember the classics. Everybody should have been alive in the days when Hollywood was churning out a movie a week, when the actors were literally owned by the studios. Then they'd have something to bitch about. Show me any period in history, and I'll show you a ton of lousy movies. It's no different than rooting for the local sports team. Sometimes they win and sometimes they get their asses kicked. Either way, you paid the $30-40 to get in. Just ask a Cub fan. I say it all the time, and I'll keep saying it until people finally get it. Open your eyes people. Start looking at yourselves and your expectations. Or better yet, make your own movie.

  292. Stop release movies on DVD by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 1
    Easy. Stop releasing the movies on DVD only 1-2 months after they've been in the theater.

    Seriously, people might actually see the movie if they knew it wasn't going to be available right away at the cost of 2 tickets.

    In the good ole' days they didn't release E.T. on VHS until 8 years later, which let it be re-released in the movie theater 4 years later.

    I think I remember that rightly. Maybe not.

    1. Re:Stop release movies on DVD by Inside_Joke · · Score: 1

      The average turnaround from initial theatrical release to home video (VHS or DVD) is six months. Some have been faster (like the first Batman--only 3 months). Some have been longer. But most are around six months. A movie that came out Memorial Day weekend will be on video just before Christmas. (that means look for Episode III to hit stores around early/mid November, just in time for the holiday shopping season) That's why May/June is the big time for summer blockbusters--so they can give it a good 1-2 month run, then work on extras and packaging for the video release.

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  293. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    translation:
    I'm broke, I live in a cramped shithole, and I think that you people with lots of money are dumbasses for not living just like me.

    BTW, you should spend less time in the theater and more time apologizing to your english teacher.

  294. No duh! at least these guys a bit brighter than... by Calyth · · Score: 1

    the RIAA of course.
    They're basically the master of the "Lather, rinse, repeat" of every single formula they have.
    The comic-based movies aren't nearly as good as Spiderman and Spiderman 2 (spare Dunst's screaming damsel in the first one), and they just keep on making more movies based on characters from Marvel and DC, but it doesn't really have content.
    The slapsticks ran out of material like 7 years ago, and has been recycling the jokes ever since.
    The sci-fi novel-turned-movies aren't nearly as good as the novel itself.
    The triumpth-over-adversity movies is basically a script with a fill-in-the-blank for the protagonist's name.
    From the commercial for Stealth, they could've just concentrate on one or two things and made it a great movie; for example, they could've concentrated on cutting humans out of the loop; or how the US seems to make more and more advance weapons when there's little need to do so, to the point that they cannot stop their own weapons; or women in the military and their struggles. Instead, they just took parts of it and throw it together and call it a movie.
    No wonder no one is shelling out $10 bucks or however much to get into the movies. For that price I could almost rent 2 DVDs and enjoy them in the comfort of my own home.

  295. They only have themselves to blame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, CD sales go up - but not as far up as the exec's and corp's would have liked - so they blame pirates.

    Movies go down completely and nobody wants to blame pirates? Not even a little?

    I say we blame that 13 year old pimply faced kid tearing tickets (ushers, I believe they're called). This kid makes a couple of bucks an hour to tear tickets. Not enough to buy a CD or a DVD let alone pay the bloated price of a ticket to his own movie theatre (he probably has to work an enitre week to pay for a date on a Friday night - if he can get one).

    The last thing this kid is going to do is boot out a rowdy patron. Especially when that rowdy patron is a friend of his.

    This kid does, however, have dad's computer at home with broadband Internet and dad's big screen TV. And like the fellow mentioned above. Even this kid would rather take his date home on a night his dad's out, to watch movies on the couch. Even if he get's free tickets and popcorn at the theatre. Even this kid doesn't like the rowdy patrons, the cell phones or the crappy movies they make these days.

    When Gone With the Wind opened, people turned up in tuxedos and ball gowns. They drank champaigne and ate quality finger foods. They had their chaufeurs drop them off at the front of the building where a quality user actually ushered them into the theater - holding the doors open for them and actually helped them find their seats.

    Blame the pimply faced kid.

    Yeah. It's all his fault.

  296. Can't go anymore... by Alien+Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I always loved going to the cinema. Then they ripped out all the old straight-backed chairs and replaced them with modern moulded ones. As I am 6ft 4in this means I get a headrest in my shoulderblades.

    I cannot sit throught a film now unless I want to emerge with a slipped disc and have to take the next six weeks off work

  297. How about Cable or cost? by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen a movie in the theatre's since Austin Powers last flick... why?

    - Time (I'm busy)
    - OnDemand (by Comcast) lets me watch what I want, when I want... and already paid for thanks to having some pay services (HBO and friends).
    - Money ... movies are insane... you can spend close to $10 on tickets alone!!!! Or I can watch a movie on TV for the cost of the cable bill... hmmm... what am I doing? Movie at home, with good food... or expensive movie and crappy theatre food?

    Yea... movie theater? go to hell. I'm watching cheap legal movies from the comfort of my own home. Want me back? Good food and low prices may work.

    Oh yea, clean the sticky floor... it's like a booth in a strip club.

  298. Not just movies but all media by BluedemonX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the 1970s movies took risks. Girls were possessed (I mean the Exorcist, get your minds out of the gutter), taxi drivers shot pimps through the head, the Godfather made an offer you couldn't refuse.

    Nowadays the best the studios can offer is either to try and show how much money they spent on computer effects, or to retread EXACTLY the same tread as before (I want a GUARANTEED hit - so do Basic Instinct, but call it something else and change up the faces and names) or to mine the culture for something that they feel will guarantee a hit (e.g. Dukes of Hazzard).

    There are people out there with novel ideas and creative voices, but the theatres would rather NOT take some risks and have a mega hit and two modest flops - they want three movies that make OK money that they can try and HYPE into hits.

    Same as music - "what category can we put this in?" - can we have another Kanye West please. For Christ's sake, nothing that doesn't sound like everything else we've ever done.

    The first thing the studios need to do is diversify rather than amalgamate. They then need to go back to finding interesting new stories, and hiring new and inventive people to tell them. However, the chances of that happening are about the same as the chances of Rush Limbaugh admitting he's wrong.

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    1. Re:Not just movies but all media by farble1670 · · Score: 1
      i disagree here, and i think you're falling into a typical trap. you remember the good movies that made an impact on you throughout your life, and use those groundbreaking films as a measure for all new movies.

      the 70s produced lots of crap movies, and some good ones. just like the 00s. the thing about past years is that the good movies are the only ones that get remembered, as opposed to today, where you remember the poor films also because they are getting rammed down your throat every minute through TV commcericals, movie previews, etc.

      for example, sin city is an excellent new movie. the LOTR series was amazing. sure, these are diamonds among coal, but it's no different than previous years.

    2. Re:Not just movies but all media by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

      Of course the 70s produced crap movies. But the 90s and 00s movies that are crap are not crap because they were low budget or otherwise offbeat movies (e.g. made by the Ed Woods of the day) but because they were highly financed, slick studio movies that missed their mark.

      And even the vast majority of the crap movies of the 70s and 80s had some degree of redeeming value - look at a Blacula, which is fun - or Revenge of the Nerds, which is cult.

      Nowadays a crap movie is likely to be a Battlefield Earth or a War of the Worlds - overblown egos taking no risks but fundamentally making shit.

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  299. Mom and my mother-in-law. by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Babysitting for FREE !!! :-)

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  300. Additional options at home by lildogie · · Score: 1

    Not only are drinks and popcorn cheaper, but there's more flexibility in consumables, and acceptable behavior is broader.

    Plus you get replays.

    Motion pictures started out before television. You used to be forced to go to a theatre to get them.

    Now, seeing a really good space opera in a really good theatre still appeals to me. But the combinatorics of that are worse now than ever before.

    I would still be willing to go see "2001 A Space Odyssey" in a really good theatre, even though that movie is almost as old as I am. The theatre adds to the experience of a dazzling audio-visual creation.

    I didn't want to even read about this summer's dreck.

  301. " too many Hollywood movies ... just are not good by gando · · Score: 1

    Amen.

    I wish they all could be as good as Firefly, LOTR, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Fifth Element, or at least as good as La Fem Nikita or Brotherhood of the Wolves - but I draw the line there.

    H0llyw00d - get a job!

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  302. Too Many Remakes = No public intrest. by Quadfreak0 · · Score: 1

    I think the saying goes "hollywood rereleases everything every 10 years."
    If you look at chinese and european cinema you'll understand.
    But Hollywood fears change, it fears film makers pushing the limits and changing the format. Hollywood fears new original scripts and stories.
    The sad thing is that there are plenty of good films and scripts out there, hollywood just doesnt care for them. Since they KNOW they can just keep throwing shit at the fan till something sticks.

  303. Too much entertainment i.e. oversupply by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that the market is flooded with too much entertainment, period. This is not just limited to games either, all forms of entertainment take up a single resource people have to manage - TIME, so therefore if you want people to buy your stuff they have to have a good reason and enough time and money (to justify it on entertainment) to do so.

  304. Screenplays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood movies these days:

      Story : GOOD
      Direction : VERY GOOD
      Costumes : VERY GOOD
      Acting : GOOD
      Photography : EXCELLENT
      Special Effects : SUPER

      So what's the problem?

      Screenplay : AWFUL

      Why? Because today screenwriters are
      yesterday tv generation. They don't read
      books.

  305. Re:Mexico's living standard increases ? News to me by dada21 · · Score: 1

    I disagree. One of my retail stores is next door to a VERY Mexican neighborhood. Some of my employees/customers are Mexican ("right off the boat"). They work very hard and send a lot of cash back to their families there. Sure, the families don't live like kings, but many of them have better standards of living than 20 years ago.

    The US has not produced as much as we did in the past (due to government inflation causing higher labor rates causing us not to be able to compete), and production is what helps keep money flowing in.

  306. Psychological by Edunikki · · Score: 1

    I think movie tickets going through the ten dollar barrier (on average) in America for the first time had a huge role to play:
    there is something about not getting change back that has put people off paying to go to the cinema. Of course, no one working at the studios will admit to that.

    Inferior product has always had successes and superior product has always had the risk of failing, but going and seeing a film is increasingly going to see a specific film that you have picked out rather than just going to the cinema and seeing what is showing because it is a cheap night out. And that is because of price, especially when the price broke a psychological barrier.

    As an aside, Bingo is enjoying a resurgence of popularity in this country and that is nothing to do with new fangled technology or innovations or perceived quality:
    it is a cheap night out.

  307. What is Wrong With You People? by VaticDart · · Score: 1
    This is just dumb. A movie does not cost $30 to $40 to see, plain and simple. What costs that much is the tradition that our society places on movies, all the other stuff you're supposed to do.

    Rule #1: never, ever, buy any kind of concession at a movie. They're junk (and yes, I do love hot buttered popcorn, but not enough to pay $5 for it), they're overpriced, and you're there to see a movie, not eat. This is just a tradition our society has, you're perfectly welcome to break it.

    Rule#2: go to a matinee, they're $5 - $6, not $9 - $10. Okay, not so easy to do if you work a regular job, but you can wait a week or two after the release and see a movie on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Half the damn price, same damn movie.

    Rule#3: go alone. Yes, I know, everyone in the theater will think you're a loser. So what? If you're in a position where you have to pay for someone else's ticket (assuming you both have means of course) and you don't want to, then don't. Plus, you have the advantage of not having to converse about a movie that you loved with someone who just didn't get it (this happened to me after American Beauty). Again, you're going to the movies to see a movie, not necessarily to be social, although that can certainly be a nice part of it too.

    The lesson? Movies aren't that expensive, all our stupid traditions around them are. Break the paradigm and do what you want. If you find that it isn't worth going to a movie without those things, that's fine too, just get the DVD through NetFlix or whatever.

  308. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Retric · · Score: 1

    I'm broke? I just turned 25 and I have over 10k in savings thanks vary much. I am making a little under 60k a year so I could be broke if I tried living in the burbs and driving an SUV but I like living 4 miles from work and not caring about gas prices. It's all about the choices you make..

    My first year out of school I had a huge apartment, but it's a waste of cash to spend more than a grand a month on an apartment IMO. Sure you can't have huge parties but other than that I don't really notice the difference.

  309. "We must stop hitting ourselves with hammers," by OnTheWay · · Score: 1
    said high-ranking studio executives as they continued to hit themselves with hammers.

    *They* are the ones who signed off on this summer's glut of crappy movies, and they are the ones who will sign off on *next* summer's glut of crappy movies.

    Let's see if they truly take responsibility for their own poor decisions and understanding of the market.

  310. /. Formula for Hollywood by hendersj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hollywood's current business plan:

    1. Make crap movies
    2. Charge excessively high prices for tickets
    3. Charge excessively high prices for concessions
    4. Fail to remove customers who ruin the experience for others
    5. Call your prospective patrons criminals by blaming online piracy for the decline in sales
    6. ????
    7. Profit?

    Hollywood needs to remember one thing about customers - if you piss them off, they will stop being your customers.

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    1. Re:/. Formula for Hollywood by klang · · Score: 1

      6. Sue fileshares.

    2. Re:/. Formula for Hollywood by planetoid · · Score: 1

      Why parent post isn't marked as 5: Insightful is beyond me. He nailed the exact reason right on the head.

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    3. Re:/. Formula for Hollywood by VENONA · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because poster has completely confused the production houses and the cinema chains? Is someone from New Line supposed to drive out and yank the annoyance from the chair behind you?

      Not that I'm all pleased with the production houses. A poster further up mentioned that 50% of the gate goes straight to them, which I think is low. I remember reading somewhere that Star Wars Episode 3 got closer to 80%, or some such ridiculous amount.

      Hence the horrible concession prices, minimum-wage projectionists, etc.

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    4. Re:/. Formula for Hollywood by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Actually, "poster" was being silly more than anything; "poster" does in fact realize there is more than one component to the movie biz. "Poster" does in fact attend movies when there's something worth watching, but "poster" is tired of paying upwards of $50 to go and see crap in the cinema.

      Signed,

      "Poster"

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  311. The VOLUME IS TOO LOUD and Commercials by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    The volume has reached a point that I get a headache even with earplugs. It's not loud just in the loud parts- it's loud everywhere. I complained to the manager recently and he just refunded our money instead of adjusting the volume.

    Second- I MUST sit through 6-8 minutes of commercials before the showtime when the movie is new to get a good seat. I don't mind slide-show ads but blurry pixelated "projector" ads (again with high volume) are very unpleasant.

    I don't download movies. I just stopped going to see them because the experience became so unpleasant that the movie has to be -excellent- not merely -good- to put up with those conditions.

    Other minor nits

    The movie either needs to be the kind that plays better with a crowd or the kind that plays better on a big movie screen. And with a 57" screen at home from 9' away- the theatres are losing ground with these 16'-20' screens, only the really big screens give the "movie theatre" feel.

    There is so much entertainment I cannot see it all (I'm at least 200-300 hours behind on TV shows now). I've gotten SO far behind that now some of the movies I missed, I can pick up $5 used or $7.50 new. This makes it even less likely that I'm going to go to a theatre.

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    1. Re:The VOLUME IS TOO LOUD and Commercials by OnTheWay · · Score: 1

      Very true, and, here in Washington DC, the air conditioning is unbelievably cold in the summer. I always wear long pants to the theater now and my female friends all bring jackets and sweaters, which is pretty damn ridiculous when the outside temp is 90 degrees at 7 pm.

    2. Re:The VOLUME IS TOO LOUD and Commercials by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      Second- I MUST sit through 6-8 minutes of commercials before the showtime when the movie is new to get a good seat.

      Move to Oslo, Norway ;) We got the world largest THX (at least as of a year or two ago) theater (around 1000 seats), and for (almost) all theaters you can order (specific) seats over the internet up to 3 days in advance. This way you always know what you'er gonna get, and if you dont mind disturbing half a row, you can go in a couple of minutes into the commercials, skipping most of them.

  312. Here's my list of reasons for not going by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1
    • Excessive amounts of commercials. I enjoy seeing previews of upcoming movies, but the TV-style commercials for other products annoy the crap out of me.
    • Ticket price is too high, especially given all the commercials.
    • People who talk through the movie.
    • Concession prices are too high.
    • Too many frickin annoying teenagers.
    However, I have to say that if I didn't have all of the other options that are available to me (pay-per-view, free on-demand movies that come with my HBO subscription, DVD purchase or rental, video games, PC games, etc.) I would probably go to the movies more frequently.

    Movie theaters may just be finally starting to become obsolete like drive-ins became obsolete when VCR rentals became popular. The cost/benefit ratio in favor of staying home and watching a DVD or watching a cable on-demand movie are starting to become too great for many people (especially families) to justify the expense and hassle of going to the movies.

  313. Bad movies? You think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's two things, not just bad movies. It's movie studios' own fault (due to greed) for releasing movies on DVD way too soon. Example: They are already releasing "Batman Begins" soon.

    That's nuts! Summer's not even over yet and the big summer movie is hitting DVDs. Why are they doing this? To "maximize revenues". But they are also shooting themselves in the foot.

    People see a trailer and think "I want to see that movie". Next thing they know the movie is no longer in theatres 3 weeks later. Another thing happens, people think "that looks like a rental" and they know they only need to wait a couple months to see it on DVD.

    If you want people to act on impulse, you need to create the feeling that they need to see it in the theatre now, or else wait "forever". Studios are failing at that part and making people feel perfectly fine in regards to waiting for the DVD.

  314. Movies cost so much because.... by rongage · · Score: 1

    I remember reading once some time ago (I don't recall where) that the price of admission to a movie went straight to the movie studio. The theatre only made money on the concession stand.

    If nothing else, this explains the cost of the consession stand - it's the only way the theatre itself makes money, the rest goes to the studio.

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  315. Saving Private Ryan by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Umm, no. I was talking about scary and violent movies too. Sure, if you were watching Legends of the Fall, the kids would get bored and leave, but would you really want them to see Scream, Reservoir Dogs or Saving Private Ryan?

    I didn't see the others but I liked "Saving Private Ryan" and if I had kids I'd let them see it. I don't think it's some much what kids watch as to whether parents talk to their children about what they watch, give it meaning and talk about what's good or bad about it. The important thing is to make sure they understand it.

    Falcon
  316. Effects are losing their effect by Kegaleg · · Score: 1

    I think one major reason for the decline in movie-going is the loss of impact of good special effects. Since most special effects can be performed with a laptop, the punch of the summer movies has been extremely deflated. I mean, when was the last time you went to see a movie for the special effects? After the advent of Star Wars, the marketing of the film could be entirely around the special effects and people would go by the droves. There hasn't been a must-see movie for effects in a long time. (And don't fanboy about Episode III - the only reason you went to see it was so you could get some closure on the abortion that was Ep I and II.)

  317. And whatever happened to sophistication? by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's wierd how clubs never seemed to forget the "class" thing even as cinemas went completely grunge-egalitarian. Especially, they never forgot that policing the customers gets you a better kind of customer, and you can charge a premium for that. Nobody would be surprised to see a nightclub that charged big money and required formal evening dress. Your jaw would likely drop if the cinema did that - but why?

    Supposedly, the primary value proposition of modern cinema above home DVD is the "atmosphere".

    Surely one of these idiots must have thought, if we're selling atmosphere, better go out of our way to be sure we have some? Industrial boxy buildings and bright-casual uniforms on gum-chewing slouched staff make for a poor attempt at sophisticated glamour.

    I remember when I was a kid, folks used to dress up for the cinema, and the staff used to be smart, and the theater itself was as glitzy as could be done with gilt paint, coloured foil and cheap velvet.

    When did they forget?

  318. Marriage is Obsolete by GreenSwirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who needs a 'partner'?

    Women do, that's who. They are programmed to trap someone who will stay with them and help raise their kids. Men, on the other hand, are programmed to disseminate their genes in the widest possible manner. Both strategies support human survival in their own way.

    But now we live longer and healthier than we were meant to. Women are bearing children, on average, much later in life. And men can keep siring into their 70's and beyond. The counteracting agendas of the genders used to balance out, but this recent development of longer lifespans results in couples whose needs diverge as they get older.

    Thus, as a 41-year-old husband and father, I am currently separated and dating a much younger girl. And I'm pretty happy about that.

    1. Re:Marriage is Obsolete by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, due to the fucked up society our forefathers left for us, we are nearing a social collapse. Within the next 10 years, all those baby boomers who were more interested in fucking for fun and spending money than having children and raising families are going to retire. When that happens, 50% of the population are going to be retired or under 18, and there won't be enough hands to keep society running, let alone care for the elderly. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, because this little social experiment is about to come to a bad end. The only thing that MAY keep it in check is a massive wave of immigration, but don't count on it.

      If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself. Ask a good life insurance agent, they'll know what I'm talking about.

      Societies that don't breed cease to exist. Hard and fast rule, no exceptions. Welcome to reality.

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    2. Re:Marriage is Obsolete by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Great, then we can outsource all those open positions that we don't have right now.

      Finally, a positive outlook on outsourcing.

      Not to mention the growing gap that's destroying the middle class, and all the poor people that will never be able to kick back and enjoy their retirement.

    3. Re:Marriage is Obsolete by Hewcard+Packlet · · Score: 1

      Tom, is that you?

    4. Re:Marriage is Obsolete by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      >>Men, on the other hand, are programmed to disseminate their genes in the widest possible manner.

      That's one strategy. But it's not the only male strategy. People as a whole aren't really 'programmed' to do anything, though some might tend very strongly in one direction or another. Some people can be convinced to do some pretty amazing tricks, even including lifelong celibacy, with the right social environment.

      Perhaps you've been "programmed" to spread your seed. But it's not your genetic code, by itself, that's progrmmed you to do this (As opposed to just wanting to do this.)

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  319. Dinner is obsolete by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Problem number three: A movie is not the best place for a first date. You need to interact, not stare at a screen on your first date. Dinner good, movie bad.

    I would actually say dinner is NOT a good idea for a first date. Lunch is better.

    It's a short affiar: friendly and light. No heavy pretense that comes with Dinner. If you don't hit it off, you're only wasted an hour or so of each other's time. If you do, you can always make additional plans that evening if you wish.

    1. Re:Dinner is obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, lunch is good. And for a second date -- or even a first, if you're optimistic -- you might try drinks after work, at a casual but decent bar/restaurant. If it's a train wreck, you finish your drinks and go your separate ways; but if it's going well, you can suggest staying for dinner, and take it from there.

  320. No wonder by DarkNemesis618 · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone pay like $10 a ticket to see some crappy movie. So often today, movie companies put out movies with bad acting, and more importantly, a bad plot. Producers trying to take big names and turn them into movies (Cat in the Hat ring a bell). They take brilliant books or whatnot, and ruin them in the theater. It's no suprise that people don't want to go to the theater. Every once in a while there is a good movie that comes out that easily deserves the $10 price for the ticket, Lord of the Rings for example. The message should be clear. Make better movies and you will attract more moviegoers.

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  321. I blame John Williams and poor remake choices by phorest · · Score: 1

    Call it flamebait, but John Williams's Star Wars musical score really made for 2 generations of horrible summer/winter blockbuster scores. Too dramatic, ubiquitous and well... overblown. All movies sound alike now (the big one's - -pretty much)and it interferes with taking any script seriously.

    If I want to see "Flight of the Phoenix" then I suppose I'll just see the Jimmy Stewart version. Or if i want to see "Manchurian Candidate" I can't see how anyone can top Frankenheimer's work of that period (BTW.. See "Seconds" by Frankenheimer) both of these movies are first rate on little things like sets/atmosphere and moods. Some scenes remind me of acid trips (that others have told me about:)

    Why can't hollywood remake underperforming movies (You know the one's nobody saw the first time)and actually try to improve those dogs (reduce,reuse, recycle...) rather than the movies people with money (i.e. adults with a fond memory for nostalgia)

    That lowest-common denominator mind-set keeps me away from those gawd-awful things that pass for movies today (all with horrible Williamsesque scores... My .02
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  322. Re:MasterCard by Flamsmark · · Score: 1

    I was waiting for that. 'hearing a remake of a tack commerical...'

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  323. Stealth - long remake of Star Trek episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While watching the trailer for Stealth before Star Wars Episode III, I suddenly realized it seemed to borrowing a lot from the Star Trek episode "The Ultimate Computer". New military technology replaces people, discussions about what people should do, and of course the computer goes mad killing people etc, and the folks being replaced need to stop it. So watching it, I thought I know how this turns out. Anyway, I have always thought that was a good episode from the original series.

    Anyway, I would suggest watching the Star Trek episode (its about 48 minutes), and save your self the money and time of "Stealth".

  324. Changing Attitudes, Changing Lifestyles by camperslo · · Score: 1

    I'll go along with most of the reasons given so far for reduced attendance, but if some others feel as I do, factors behind the trend also go deeper on a more personal level.

    1) I feel a bitterness towards the major studios. It parallels the way I feel towards Microsoft, Wal-Mart or Clear Channel. I resent having to sit through legal and anti-piracy notices on DVDs that I buy or rent. I resent the heavy handed push to control technology, especially the broadcast flag efforts. I resent the high prices. I resent advertising that goes beyond trailers. I'm more apt to attend a smaller but well-run locally owned moviehouse than go to one of the big-chain multi-screen megaplexes.

    2) I find it harder to make decent income at at time when gas and housing costs are skyrocketing.. The current U.S. political and economic climate gives me a feeling of carrying debt beyond my own, adding to feelings of needing to be increasingly selective about spending. Most movies seem a poor value to me.

    3) I feel pressure to be more selective in spending time also. Just as things like the net have cut into tv viewing time, there's also less freely burnable time for the theatre. Many movies aren't worth my time alone, and they piles of cash too? I might as well wait until they're on tv, which I usually treat as only a background process.

    4) Anytime-news-access on the net, PVRs, iPod music, and now Podcasts have increased my natural thirst for getting what I want WHEN I WANT IT. I'm increasingly becoming less willing to plan my life around a tv, radio or movie schedule.

    Over time it seems that the broadcasting, cable, music and movie industries have become increasingly optimized as corporate profit engines (short-term anyway) while becoming too far and increasingly removed from nurturing the arts they depend on or the public good. It has reached the point where I feel it is my duty as a citizen to avoid supporting them if possible.

    The one movie I saw this summer that left me feeling really good was March Of The Penguins. The rest were a waste of my time.

  325. Economics of Movies? by meburke · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some friends and I were complaining about some of the same things I hear in this thread, about poor audiences, high prices, etc., and we thought we'd buy a theater and start a "Theater Club". Imagine my surprise when I found out that a 6-theater complex had a $75 - $80,0000/mo. air conditioning bill. (Houston, Texas yearly average). Basically, when we figured it all out, it would take about $300,000/mo. just to operate the thing, if we could even find a ditributer for films. (Highest expense: Movies distributed cost based on the number of seats in the theater.) I'm not surprised that theater prices are high, and I'm not surprised that theater managers will take money from anyone coming in the door.

    Given that these problems will not go away by themselves, what are the solutions? (I agree with William McDonough (http://www.mcdonough.com/) that regulation is a result of poor design.) There is a huge fortune to be made by the designer who resolves these problems and makes theater-going a pleasant experience again. (I usually see 3 or 4 movies a week, but I usually go in the afternoon early when there aren't any kids or crowds. Summer is a bummer for movie goers like me.) I know there are places in Japan that have counter-frequency generators that kill cell and pager transmission. That would be a good start. perhaps if each seat was provided with individual noise-cancelling headphones, that would also help (and, yes, I know that brings up other problems of hygiene, etc, but that's where solving those problems brings in the fortune. Legitimately patentable solutions.)

    Of course, maybe we could change society? I have a friend who is a cameraman for Fox Sports, and he described a goodwill game between the Astros and a Japanese team a few years ago. All the players were applauded when they came on the field. All the players were applauded for good plays. Players bowed to the crowd to acknowledge the applause. When the game was over, all the spectators stood up and applauded the teams. Then they sat back down, and rose one row at a time to file out of the stadium in an orderly fashion. And they took their trash with them!

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    1. Re:Economics of Movies? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you know, if you need to speend 300,000 a month just to run the building, you would think you could hire a couple of people to shush talkers and/or escort them out of the building.

      I would drive out of my way to go to a cinima where I knew tlakers would have to leave.
      Post a big sign (Talkers will be removed at the descretion of the managment. NO REFUNDS!)
      I mean, in a realistic world, noise in some movies is to be expected. Like any movie geared at the 10 and under demographic.

      It could be said the reason movies have become so disruptive is becasue the cost to get into one is pretty cheap. Movies were 5 bucks non-mantinee when I was a kid *cough25yearagocough*. now the same are they are 7.50.

      maybe at 20 dollars, people would shut the hell up.

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  326. Except by Aexia · · Score: 1

    "The Twenty" starts twenty minutes BEFORE the movie starts. When the movie time arrives, it's straight to movie previews, no ads.

  327. Zip code is to check for stolen CC by spitzak · · Score: 1

    I'm actually suprised the fake zip code works. This is done to try to prevent stolen credit cards from working. Gas pumps are doing this too, and I have started seeing this in stores. You need to enter the zip code that is on the billing address of the credit card. This is because it is a piece of information the card holder probably knows that is not printed on the credit card.

    Trust me if they want to identify you they already have your entire credit card number, they don't need your zip code!

    1. Re:Zip code is to check for stolen CC by chez69 · · Score: 1

      just like fucking walmart that forces you to enter your pin for debit purchases (won't let you use them like a credit card). I hate that. the last thing I need is for the lowlife behind me to watch what I key in and mug my ass after the show.

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      PHP is the solution of choice for relaying mysql errors to web users.
  328. raising children by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    If you have kids, your the friggin parent. Make them go to bed, and if they get up for something trivial, punish them.

    And make them more rebelious? As an insomniac I was one of those children who didn't sleep, my mom told me how as a baby I hardly ever slept, that most of the tyme I lay there waving my arms in front of my eyes. I'd either get up and watch tv, go outside, or read in bed. Sometyme I prefered one over another or I'd do two at once. For instance I liked climbing up on the roof or simply lay in the grass and alternate between reading and staring at the stars.

    Falcon
  329. Three Letters to help you out....DLP by Timtimes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can get a real nice XGA DLP for around a thousand bucks and it'll throw an AWESOME 80-100 inch diagonal picture on most any decent wall (without even the need for a screen)

    I'm with you 100% on the relative worthlessness of $3000 40 and 50 inch plasmas though.

    Enjoy.

    --
    This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway This is the road to hell
  330. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fuzzball963 · · Score: 1

    Ahh the typical well reasoned /. discussion :). First, as to those of you who say turning it off is common courtesy, how is it discourteous if I have it on vibrate and am not sitting there with it open? I simply do not want to have to wait the 30 seconds for the phone to power itself up and then also have to wait another indeterminate length of time as messages and voicemails come through scattershot. That's not discourteous to the rest of you, that's simply me ensuring that information that is supposed to get to me does so in a timely manner.
    Second, the world we live in is one where things are instant. That means that people *expect* that if you have a cell phone, they can call it, and they further expect that you will be available to answer said phone. If I purposely ignored my boss's calls or called him back any later than absolutely necessary, there would be hell to pay, because I'd be impeding the running of the business and furthermore I'd be willfully ignoring my responsibilites. Same thing with my family.

    Now, if I am in the theater, I am not going to be answering it, but anywhere else pretty much I will.
    Hell I answer my phone in church (I walk out and join the crowd of other adults who are also doing the same thing chatting with grandma or their business colleagues or whoever). No place is sacred, nor should it be.
    My final point is that while I realize that it is hard for people to accept that today's standards of courtesy have changed ,in this respect they have. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it. I'm not changing my habits just so that Mr Jones standing next to me feels better.

    --
    "The boy is dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?"
  331. noise in movies theatres by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    $30+ is not worth it, especially when morons are allowed to make noise during the movie.

    That's something I found amazing when I went to see a movie when I was in Germany. No matter how funny, scary, or shocking the movie was you wouldn't hear a peep from the audience 'til after the movie.

    Falcon
  332. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    Spending 3k in cash is still 3k that you could have invested at 10+% a year.

    Sheesh. What are you invested in that nets you more than 10% a year? Cocaine futures?

    --
    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  333. "Rocky Horror Picture Show" by falconwolf · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know what you mean. I thought I would take my elderly mother out to a nice movie. I believe it was called Rocky Horror something. The people in the audience behaved atrociously.

    In a sense that's how the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" is supposed to be, it's an active audience participation movie.

    Virgin!

    Falcon
    1. Re:"Rocky Horror Picture Show" by karnal · · Score: 1

      A swing and a miss......

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      Karnal
    2. Re:"Rocky Horror Picture Show" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that the prior post is +5 Funny (or at least it is now). It was a joke.

    3. Re:"Rocky Horror Picture Show" by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      A swing and a miss......

      Oh man, I just gave up my option to mod on this topic by posting on it. This is the subtle opposite of the hentai tentacle, but just as good.

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
  334. Correct - there is no value in theaters by 9Nails · · Score: 1

    There was once a time where I could spend $5.50 per 2 adults and $4.50 per child; movies in theaters were compriably priced to a $19.99 DVD. And I would make point to attend those films. At those ticket prices I didn't mind the $3.95 soda pop or bag of candy. Now I'm spending in upwards of $35 for tickets, the quality of the movie is down, I sitll have to fight for the good seats, and the price of food is up! Why would I enjoy that?

    Smart consumers would rather purchase or rent the film in 6 months and get the DVD bonus features than be subject to the price hikes at the multi-plex. The quality of the movie in theaters is also poor. Most all movies have that 15 minute splatter mark to remind the projectionist to change the reel. And the sound isn't exceptional when compared to my home stereo system. Today, the whole audio / visual experience of a movie at a theater is no longer superior to my home theater. And if I want to watch a film again, I have to pay full price. Why can't I use my ticket to come back free after the opening week rush?

    <b>They need to release films in higher quality digital video with superior sound systems and bring the consessions to the audience.</b> And bring back the ticket prices to the 1990's price levels. Or, another business model could forget the multiplex and come straight to pay-per-view. The value of going to a theater is now missing when compared to movie alternatives. It's time to redesign the thinking in Hollywood.

  335. Here's another list of reasons by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1
    • Garfield: The Movie
    • Catwoman
    • The Hulk
    • The Fantastic Four
    • Scooby Doo
    • Matrix Revolutions
    • Troy
    • White Chicks
    • Alien vs. Predator
    • Fahrenheit 9/11 (OK so I hate Michael Moore, sue me)
    • Gigli
    • Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
    • Van Helsing
    • Mean Chicks
    • Anacondas
    • Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
    • Butterfly Effect
    • Surviving Christmas
    • Johnson Family Vacation
    • Around the World in 80 Days
    • Dumb and Dumberer
    • Alexander
    • Resident Evil Apocalypse
    • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • Bridget Jones 2
    • The Cat in the Hat
    • King Arthur
    • Daredevil
    • Elektra
    • Stealth
    I could go on.

    There are way too many talentless hacks trying to fill leading roles in big budget movies (Jennifer Lopez, Hugh Jackman, Ashton Kutcher, etc.), and way too many big budget movies being directed by talentless hacks. Way too many crappy movie adaptations of comic books and video games. Producers in Hollywood are not doing their job. They blow all their money on a big name actor, a big name director, or a big name license, and then come up with crap for a script, blow some more money on marketing/advertising hype, and then expect people to show up in the theater like sheep.

  336. It's prettty obvious... by ziggedy · · Score: 0

    ..movies are getting pretty bad, expecialy when it's so bad people just don't want to waste the time pirating it.

  337. Why Theatres Matter by TeachingMachines · · Score: 1

    Nifty article on the contribution of theatres to the movie experience.

    Particularly poignant seem to be:
    • Movies Play Better with Big Audiences
    • Because Classic Theaters are Like American Versions of Cathedrals
    • Classic Films Become Brand New Experiences
    The shared experience of moviegoers is a critical piece of the picture, valued so much at one time that theatres were designed like ornate cathedrals in homage to our cultural prowess presented on the silver screen.
    --

    The Death Penalty: Killing people to show others that killing people is wrong.
  338. Lessee-- what's wrong with movie theaters?... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Besides the obvious that have aready been mentioned multiple times, there is no end to the list of "what's wrong" with movie theaters...

    Number one on my list, is they have not kept up with the increase in the DIVERSITY of TASTE of the viewing public. They target a couple of relatively narrow categories, those which they appear to believe cover significant market segments (and probably do, but there's a lot more of them now than there used to be), to the exclusion of all others. I look up what's playing in my neighborhood, and find at lest 150 screens to go sit in front of within a reasonable distance, but find that all 150 screens are showing the same 12 movies, virtually none of which I'm interested in seeing. So while in fact I do have 150 screens to choose from, I only have 12 movies to choose from. It wouldn't matter to me if I see "Skeleton Key" in theater A or theater B or theater C or theater D, all within close distance, if I wanted to see "Skeleton Key" at all! But they're trying to amortize their ad budgets, preferring "blockbusters" to diversity. Get a clue guys, the "blockbuster" concept is a complete anachronism in an extremely diverse marketplace. The music industry could stand to figure that out as well and get over the "good old days" of the supergroup.

    Frankly, I prefer OLD movies, and actually WOULD like to see them on a big screen. There's one theater near me that will do that, a neat REALLY OLD classic theater but that has one of the worst sound systems I've ever heard-- the reverberations in the theater make the experience awful. Plus, whoever picks their selection of old movies needs their head examined-- they really suck. It needs someone who knows the old films well enough to actually seek out those known to be particularly enhanced by the large screen projection and be able to get them! Unfortunately, it's probably getting harder and harder if not impossible to get good prints of old films on demand, they have to find some restoration society or something because they aren't likely to get much help with that from the studios...

    Last time I saw an ad on TV for a movie I actually wanted to see, I looked for it in my neighborhood. Come to find out it was only playing one place anywhere in a radius of about 150 miles, and that was 50 miles away-- yet they spent big bucks advertising the movie to get me there. I'm sorry, those big ad bucks weren't enough to get me to drive 50 miles to see it, despite the fact that I was willing to go somewhat out of my way for that particular movie-- they just made it TOO HARD (the movie was Howl's Moving Castle, BTW). Consequently, it's obvious that the movie index sites are only useful for people who want to go to the theater to see ANY movie, not to see a particular movie. They have to face it, there's just fewer and fewer people willing to do that. And if they can't find a way to fix it, film theaters may just go the way of the drive-ins. At least in drive-ins you had SOME privacy, and wouldn't have to listen to cell phones and the like if drive-ins still exited. The big problem with drive-ins was they couldn't keep you from bringing in your own snacks (oh, that's not a problem for ME, it's only a problem for THEM. That's customer-centric for you).

  339. Incoming Disney CEO Robert Iger gets it by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's only one advantage now to seeing the movie in theaters, and it's the only thing studios are banking on: You get to see the movie first.

    Studios are not banking on this as much as they used to. They are releasing more and more movies direct to video (especially Buena Vista), and they are realizing that they have to compete with pirates. In fact, from the article:

    Robert A. Iger, the incoming chief executive of Walt Disney, ... suggested that the lesson to be drawn from the slump is that moviegoers want films to be accessible in theaters and on DVD simultaneously.
  340. Movies are good for obsolete marriages by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

    The movie theater experience gives married couples a chance to spend time together without having to interact and possibly annoy each other.

    And Hollywood stories are awash with wish-fulfilling fantasy relationships (When Harry Met Sally, etc.) that encourage couples to idealize their togetherness.

    Groups that fear societal collapse due to a lack of "family values" should subsidize movie nights for married parents. It would help couples to keep their sanity and stick it out when parenthood gets rough.

  341. Economics by amichalo · · Score: 1

    Even rich Americans have a limited amount of disposable income. Why spend $25-30 on a movie for two when the movies that were out last month can be rented on DVD for $5 or purchased for $10? That same money buys you three albums on iTunes that you can enjoy for a long time on your iPod and get the same 'social benefit' as having seen the latest crap from Hollywood. Music not your bag? then you could rent/buy a video game or watch pay per view for your entertainment.

    Fact is, movie quality has been declining in direct proportion to movie price increases and at the same time, many many good substitutes for time and cash have been coming to market.

    Perhaps the only thing that can SAVE movies is digital distribution.

    --
    I only came here to do two things; kick some ass, and drink some beer...looks like we're almost out of beer.
  342. UOP by tepples · · Score: 1

    You claim that unlike films shown in the cinema, DVDs are commercial-free. Ever heard of UOP? Many movie studios have abused the unskippable portion of DVD Video, which is intended for copyright notices, by blocking the menu button during commercials. Some claim that this practice allows the studios to sell new releases for 20 USD rather than 30 USD.

  343. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're talking about investing money, yet you're renting an apartment?

    Pot, meet kettle.

  344. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Retric · · Score: 1

    If you want to save up some cash look into small cap growth funds.

    Now I don't use this company but this is the first thing that popped into Google.

    As of 7/31/2005
    Wasatch Core Growth 5 year average 16.79%
    Since Inception*15.05%
    http://www.wasatchfunds.com/Performance/returns.as px

    Granted I don't know anything about that company but it's about what most growth oriented barely managed mutual funds look like. If you pick at random from small company's you tent to do better than 10% ROI over time assuming a little cost dollar averaging.

    PS: What I mean by cost dollar averaging:

    With exagurated numbers.

    Let's say your buying 100$ worth of stock every month

    For 6 months:

    10$ = 10 shares
    20$ = 5 shares
    33$ = 3 shares
    20$ = 5 shares
    10$ = 10 shares
    33$ = 3 shares

    Now the price is 20$ if you sell will you make any money?

    Well you got a total of 36 shares for 600$ at an average price of 16.67$ a pop even though the average price was 21$. So just made 36 *20 - 600 = 120$ or 20% ROI.

    Now most stocks don't go up and down that much, but the same basic idea helps out a lot over time.

  345. Go to the dollar show by turvalon · · Score: 0

    After reading though the comments already written, I agree with many. But I know that for me it's the price that keeps me from the movies.

    However, there is a "dollar" theater that is reasonably close that charges $1 per day ticket, $1.50 for a night time ticket, and 50 cents for all shows on tuesdays. My wife and I just wait a few months for something new to come and go to that.

    What's great is that even if the movie was garbage, how bad do you really feel when all it cost you was $1.00 for two people? At that price, you can even walk out and not feel like you have lost. Half the time, we just dig change out of the ashtray in the car to go to the movies. That's why I know that price is the main problem with movies today.

  346. Holy smokes. Did you actually watch all of those? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Dude. That's like several days worth of bad film.

    Though, I must say, I did see Butterfly Effect and thought it was quite enjoyable.

    And I don't hate Michael Moore. --He may not be a journalist of extraordinary integrity, but at least he's doing the job as described on his business card, which is far, far more than 99% of the other talking heads have done for this past decade. What's wrong in asking questions in a media culture which is doing everything it can to sell the Bush/Israeli agenda? --I'd have liked him to ask the really hard questions, (about Israel and the questions surrounding the shady details of the 9/11 attacks themselves), but he probably did what he could get away with without being killed in a small plane crash.

    You're not another boring Neocon sympathizer, are you?


    -FL

  347. Japanese Movie Prices by wynand1004 · · Score: 1

    Here in the good old Empire (as I like to call it), movies cost 1800 Yen a pop to see. That's $16.35 per person. Then you throw in train fare and food / drinks and you're talking some serious hurt on your wallet. (well, my wallet because I, as the husband, get to pay)

    So, my wife and I really have to want to see a movie to go.

    And this is after ten years of recession. Unbelievable.

    --
    An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
    1. Re:Japanese Movie Prices by 9Nails · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Japan's minimum wage can be about $9.00 / Hr before taxes and factoring current exchange rates. So you figure that the poorest labor force has to work about 2 hours for 1 ticket. Which is about the same price as a ticket here in most of the States.

      It's funny how ever much money you earn, the price of things follow in equal step. It's as if the values never change, but the numbers on the other side of the decimal point look better.

  348. Some more reasons by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    1. Why go see a movie when you can buy the DVD in a few months for the price of two tickets?
    2. They show so much in the previews, I feel like I've already seen the movies. Remember the 'Alien' (or was it 'Aliens') trailer that just had the egg cracking open? Compare that to the new Fantastic 4 trailer, or even the 20th anniversary Alien trailer.
    3. I don't like how the MPAA is suing people and trying to limit what I can do with movies I buy. Going to fewer movies is a form of protest for me.
    4. Ticket prices are getting worse
    5. Concession prices are getting worse
    I think the biggest reason though is the quality of movies coming out. Are they seriously surprised that "Stealth", "Herbie: Fully Loaded", "Bewitched", "The Bad News Bears", and "The Island" didn't do well?
  349. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haliburton. You've just to forget about pesky morals.

  350. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Fuzzball963 · · Score: 1

    That may well be, but I have no problems with surrendering a litle bit of privacy by always having the phone on except for when I'm asleep. When I give someone the number and tell them they can call me, I expect that some of those calls will come at inconvenient or late at night.
    If you have a cell phone and people have that number, you are in fact tacitly agreeing that they can call you at their discretion unless you specifically tell them not to call during such and such hours.


    And to those of you who say that it disturbs your peace of mind or is annoying etc even with it on vibrate, it also disturbs me when your insane concepts of courtesy interfere with my ability to get things done or do things. So it kind of goes both ways.


    If you spend your entire life worrying about how something you do might offend someone, you will end up doing nothing valuable at all, because you'll be so worried about making someone mad at you that you will just fence sit your entire life. If the rest of the world doesn't want to dance to your tune, dance around them :).

    --
    "The boy is dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?"
  351. Wait a second... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So let me get this straight:

    You're frustrated that DVDs come out so much later after the hype because the hype is your only reason for wanting to see the movie in the first place... and your ideal solution to this is for them to release the DVD immediately, in the middle of the "marketing fog", so that you will be compelled to go out and spend money on something that you would admitedly NOT have bought of your own free (unmarketed) will.

    Wow. Just wow.

    Maybe I'm alone in this, but the PRIMARY reason why buy or go to see a movie is because I think that it may be good, not because the man in the magic glowing box tells me to go watch them. The fact that you actually desire the man in the glowy box to tell you what to do because you can't do it without him is nothing short of terrifying.

    1. Re:Wait a second... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      You've got it straight. Marketing influences people. If it didn't, it wouldn't exist. Also, the movie industry spends millions on marketing. However, there are people like me who are subjected to the marketing but cannot actually "buy" the product. I.e., we cannot go to the theater.

      As I've said in a later post in this thread, which you obviously didn't read, in reality the movie industry is doing me a huge favor by giving me a four month "cooling off" period.

      But as I've also said previously, the movie industry is not about public service. It's about profit. If the movie industry wants to profit it should market a product we can all buy, not just to some of us.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:Wait a second... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      I don't deny that marketing influences people, but you said that you *really* wanted to see The Forty Year Old Virgin now because marketing told you it was funny. You also said that this desire would in all likelihood disappear four months from now.

      I don't see how you can actually say that and have it remain true. What I mean is, how can you just accept that? How can ALL desire to see the movie disappear simply because the hype went away? Some of the best movies I've ever seen I've seen months or years after they were released. I get just as excited about them, and it's not a problem talking about them with my friends regardless whether they've already seen it or not. Once you acknowledge the (over)hype and its power over you, I don't really see how or why you would let it continue to control you. It's hollow. It doesn't make the movie any better in any way, shape or form... and there are plenty of non-hyped ways you can research a movie (amazon.com, IMBD, Rotten Tomatoes, etc.)

      Yes, I suppose the four-month cooling off period does you a favor, but that only serves to reenforce my point. It's a crying shame that more people have watched (random example) Catwoman than have watched Memento. If you wasted money on the former, and then saw the latter, I don't see why you would let marketing sway your actions (and you pocketbook) that much ever again. Yes, marketing will always have a subconscious effect, and yes it does help if you've actually heard of the movie in question (I won't be too surprised if you've never heard of Memento), but there's a HUGE difference between "Hmmm, that looks interesting, I will have to check it out" and "OMG OMG I MUST SEE IT NOW" & (four months later) "Meh, haven't seen a commercial for it in a while, who cares?"

      Sorry if I came off sounding a little insulting, but what you're saying is downright disturbing. I'd be one thing if you used phrases like "somewhat more likely" or "misled by critics", but you spoke in near-absolutes, and you didn't even mention the real quality of the movie at all. You spoke as if the movie itself is a mere afterimage of the entire marketing/hype "experience", and I'm sorry but that's just ass-backwards. The Matrix had tons of hype and it was awesome. The Matrix: Revolutions had tons of hype and it sucked nuts. Memento had little hype and it was breathtaking. Pi had little hype and it was (IMO) pretentious, over-stylized, and boring.

      It's not a matter of being affected by marketing; it's a matter of being downright controlled by it, recognizing and admitting that you're controlled by it, and then lamenting that lately it's been failing to control you thoroughly enough. I'm not sure if I can be any clearer than that.

      /rant

    3. Re:Wait a second... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "and you didn't even mention the real quality of the movie at all."

      We're NOT talking about quality. We're talking about marketing. If "quality" were the standard we used to buy goods we would not need marketing.

      I've read and reread your post, and I just don't get why you're so angry. I'll give it a rereread at work and give it a second go.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  352. I mean ... seriously. by AdamReyher · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one on /. commenting in this topic who goes to the movies and never buys anything but the ticket? Everyone's complaing that it's too expensive and the food kills your wallet. So? Don't buy any food or beverages. You are going to the movies, not to a restaraunt.

    Now granted, tickets are expensive, but I enjoy it.

    - Adam

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    The Computations of AdamR
    http://www.adamreyher.com
    1. Re:I mean ... seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man if i ever go to the movies, the most i buy is a "medium" sized beverage (whatever that means...). if it's food i just run over to mickey d's, buy a menu and stuff the contents in my coat pocket. what are they gonna do? search you? "we had probably cause..." Oh yeah, and the only decent movie i've seen this year was star wars ep 3...but i mean...really now...

  353. Indeed, theatres are obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of this has already been posted, but in the Theatre vs home arena:

    - Cost: $30 to go watch a movie? I think not, most likely more. In my area: $7.50-8.00 a ticket. This is always at least x2 because it's always with at least myself and my girlfriend -- possibly another chunk of mula for a broke friend or nephew. Popcorn is generally around $4.00. A a couple drinks at a minimum of $3.00 each. If we've already ate, we'll prob. want a candy bar or two -- add $3.50-4.00; If not, add the cost of the mean at ranging from $5/ea -> $20ea on a standard non-fancy eatin' night.

    - Environment: At home, we sit in comfortable counches spread out with room to streach. We can enjoy beers (I live in UT, there is no way you can drink beer in the theatre without going to a special location that only plays older movies), puff bowls if we like, pause to take a bathroom break, etc. You can't beat it. Also, there are no cell phones going off, no people talking in the movie unless it's us, no one standing up in front of us, etc.

    - Picture and Sound: I have 47" HDTV and a quality surround sound system. It's brighter, sounds better, I can crank it as hight or low as I want, etc. In the theatre there are pops in the sound and picture, it's dim, the speakers usually suck, and so on. I can even rewind if I missed something. Can't do that at the theatre. Or perhaps, maybe I enjoyed the flick so much I'll watch it again (in theatre, procede to the first bullet item in this list).

    I could list things forever. It's true, theatres are obsolete. Sure it's fun to go out sometimes, but really, if I'm going out, I'd rather do somthing besides watch a movie. Learn to make your buck some other way.

  354. See an independent film by careysb · · Score: 1

    While I agree with most of the complaints posted, I found I had a much better movie going experience overall when I attended independent or foreign films. The audience behavior was much, much better than when attending Hollywood films. Guess we're all "voting" with our dollar, as it should be.

  355. "reply" by yayotters · · Score: 1

    Since movies cost so much and aren't usually very good, i can only wonder why less people are going to the movies. 7,8,9 dollars a ticket is too much for multiple people or even one.(well maybe not 7 dollars)Not paying each actor 20 million dollars may solve hollywoods problems and movie theatres ticket price.

  356. cost dollar averaging. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I was about to say I didn't think many /.ers would of heard never mind know what dollar cost averaging is. What most don't know is that starting at an early enough age by using dollar cost averaging and compound interest a person could have a big nestegg to retire on. Admittedly it's hard if not difficult but if a person were to save and invest $2000 a year from the age of 18 to the age of 25, just seven years and $14,000 by the tyme they're 65 they'll have almost a million dollars at 10%. Even if they can't afford to save that much that early and have to start later or with less but they keep investing the nestegg will still grow. As far as I'm concerned almost from the moment soneone starts working they should be saving and not end up having to depend on Social Security to make ends meet in retirement. I realized sometymes things don't work out but that's what SS was originally supposed to be, a safety net and not something many relied on. Bush's push to privatize SS is one of the few things he'e doing right.

    Falcon
    1. Re:cost dollar averaging. by Retric · · Score: 1

      In 45 years at 3% inflation 1mill is only going to be worth what 264k is worth now so you need 4x that much if you want to have a "real mil" at 65. Investing 2k every year 18 - 25 is going to be worth what investing 2k every year 26-65 so you basicly need to invest 4k every year from 18 to 65 to hit 1 mil in todays money. Or invest 3k at 18 and keep up with inflation.

      PS: Note if your saying 10% over inflation then the numbers work out to be vary close to what your talking about but that's a little high for asumed ROI IMO.

    2. Re:cost dollar averaging. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      In 45 years at 3% inflation 1mill is only going to be worth what 264k is worth now so you need 4x that much if you want to have a "real mil" at 65. Investing 2k every year 18 - 25 is going to be worth what investing 2k every year 26-65 so you basicly need to invest 4k every year from 18 to 65 to hit 1 mil in todays money. Or invest 3k at 18 and keep up with inflation.

      PS: Note if your saying 10% over inflation then the numbers work out to be vary close to what your talking about but that's a little high for asumed ROI IMO.

      Over an extended period of tyme 10% isn't high, sure some years will see decline but over the long term 10% isn't too far off the mark. And if an investment portfolio is diversified it can do better than 10%. That is unless much of it is invested in something like Enron or WorldCom, however if so then it's not diversified. And some investments do quite a bit better. I don't recall where but a few years back I ran across something that said $10,000 invested in Microsoft in it's first year would be worth more than $1M now, er when I saw the article. However the point is that a steady investment strategy can built up a comfortable nest egg.

      Falcon
    3. Re:cost dollar averaging. by Retric · · Score: 1

      Over an extended period of tyme(time?) 10% isn't high(agree)

      Over an extended period of tyme 10%over inflation isn't high(disagree)

      An aggressive and diversified portfolio can average 11% ROI every year, but inflation can eat into this fast. Pick an index like S&P 500 or NASDAQ and look what it was at 50 years ago vs. today and then look at the value of the money then and now and the ROI is vary different.

      My point is that people tend to forget about inflation. A lot of people think they can retire at little early (say 62) because they have say 1mil, but they forget they need to have a nest egg that does more than meet their needs it needs to grow because at 3% inflation 1mil is not going to be worth nearly as much when they are 80 than it looked like at 62.

  357. How To Save Movie Theaters by boristdog · · Score: 1

    Three Words:
    Alamo Draft House

    If you don't have one near you, I pity your movie experience.

  358. Too many minorities in movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I refuse to watch the movies, because they have got minorities saving the day, and Whites as the bad guys or as losers. Way too 'hollywood' for me!

  359. Here's how it should work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The theatre in my local town is $4 for anything other than a matinee or $2 with your college ID/matinees. They get first run movies all the time. They charge $3 for a large popcorn and 2.50 for a large(frickin huge) soda. And you know what? You get a free refill on each. FREE!
    The sad part is that all the jerkwads in my town travel 45 minutes to a larger theatre with stadium/leather seating. How ungreatful is that. So the theatre smells sometimes and its understaffed; thats only because the people refuse to go there.

    If theatres worked this way. everyone would go to movies (sometimes repeatedly) all the time, just like I get to do.

  360. Re:Defend Your Claim - "Movie Theaters are Obsolet by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

    In a real Marxist society, the state would seize all the arm rests, give each person half an arm rest and then build giant chairs for themselves with 20 or 30 arm rests so they can rest their arms in a myriad of possible ways.

  361. Movie Goers Staying at Home by c_woolley · · Score: 1

    Hollywood should really think about TiVO as being one of the major culprits to the loss of movie goers. It's easy to just watch the show you wanted to see in the first place, and at any time that you want. File sharing has a tremendously low impact on this issue, and the people who do file share, usually still end up going to the movies anyways. I personally have no need to go to anything but the "good" movies out there. Otherwise, I'll kick back and watch the latest episode of whatever I like, and when I like.

  362. Movie Theaters need good films by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I like the movie theater experience, but the cost is now an issue, especially when that $50 buys a tank of gas or two.

    Everyone has mentioned the price of seeing a movie these days as being expensive. Personally, I don't mind shelling out $30-50 to see a film with my GF. What the problem is, is there are so few movies that are worth the time to see. I have almost entirely switched for foreign films and indy films in the last few years, because of all the crap that Hollywood is producing.

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  363. Just deny doing it. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    It was dark, nobody saw you grab the phone. Police are human too, and they hate stupid brats chatting on their cells just as much. She'd probably have to drag you through the courts to get action.

    If I were sitting next to you, I'd probably lie to the police if she tried to pull you down. "I think I saw her get pissed off and try to throw it at him"... Explaining her way out of that would make her very irrational in front of the police.

    ...and the police would know exactly what I was doing :-)

    1. Re:Just deny doing it. by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      So now we are responding to childish irresponsibility by lying to the police? Real adult behavior there. Think about it -- you are saying it is OK to destroy the property of someone you disagree with and then lie about having done it.

      This is rich. I get as annoyed about cell phone usage inside a theatre as anyone, but please people, these kind of reactions show you to be no better than the people you are condemning.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    2. Re:Just deny doing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you that guy from high school who got beat up by bullies but never fought back because that would be stooping to their level?

    3. Re:Just deny doing it. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yep. I'm not saying I would knock the phone out of their hand...

      I would ignore them as best I could or leave and complain.

      I would also probably never come back.

      Because I'm a coward about these things.

      But when somebody is about to be dragged through the courts and given a criminal record for taking action when some disrespectful twit went gabbing on a cell phone in a place where quiet is expected, upsetting patrons throughout the theatre, then when asked to be quiet does not comply, then when their cell is smashed, the child applys what is clearly a vindictive counterattack through a thin guise of "property damage", draining the public coffers of thousands of dollars in legal costs and police time, I will gladly step forward and screw up that sociopathic child's destructive plans by lying to the police in defense of their victim.

      I wouldn't hesitate. Sometimes the laws just don't make sense. The police should be able to say to the kid "Hey, the sign says 'no cell phones'. The trailers say 'no cell phones', the staff remind you to turn your cell phone off, this fellow asked you to turn off your cell phone, you did not, your cell phone was smashed, what the hell did you think would happen?"... but the police can't say that. They have to say "oh, property damage? o.k., you're coming with us to the station."

      What a screwed up world we live in.

    4. Re:Just deny doing it. by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Something to think about from A Man For All Seasons:
      Roper: So now you'd give the Devil benefit of law!

      More: Yes. What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?

      Roper: I'd cut down every law in England to do that!

      More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you - where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast - man's laws, not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake.

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      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
  364. Drive-In? by bitweever · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who misses the drive-in? Most of the movies I saw during my college years (late 90's) were at the drive-in in the sleepy college town. Wednesday nights were $5 a car-load, so we'd load up a pickup's bed with blankets, beanbags, and recliners, and head to the show. The movies were recent (within 1-2 weeks of release), and the concessions were cheap. The audio was broadcast over FM, so you could crank it as loud or soft as you wanted. You didn't have to worry about people talking or using their cell phones, you were too far away to hear them anyway.

    I don't know if the owner ever made much money off of the place, I just think that he liked to see the kids have a good time. That man is my hero to this day.

  365. Set me off? I'll tell you what sets me off, you go by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a little cell phone light sets you off, man, lay off the caffeine, eh?

    BZZT. Wrong. How about you take your phone into the lobby and check it there. If the call you are waiting for is that important, you can walk 30 goddam feet into the lobby to check it. Its called common courtesy. Theaters are dark for a reason, and light can be just as distracting as noise.

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  366. Marriage, Wife, Life by ufpdom · · Score: 1

    Here's a simple and truthful thought. I got married 2+ years ago.. My wife works a shitload of hours and is a nurse. She wont go to the movies unless its on the 1st of 2 consecutive days off. She wont go to the movies the day before she has to work. Also she says that the prices are high.. "Just wait for it to come out on dvd." Mind you she's not American. I tend to view the theatres as a social activity which well I've missed alot of the previous movies. Though I did attend the big big ones (Matrix, Star Wars, LOTR). Didn't see Sin City amongst any movies that came out in the last 6-8 months. So here's another tally reason. Yeah I can go w/o her but heck when my other friends are broke its not as fun going to the movies unless you go with someone.

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  367. Previews are OK by Kelson · · Score: 1

    I don't mind the previews. Usually they target them by genre and there's a chance I might learn about an upcoming film I might like. (Yes, there's a lot of hedging in there.)

    It's the @#%$! commercials that I can't stand! I already paid admission to get in to the theater, I don't need to sit here while you try to talk me into buying a new car/soda/deodorant/whatever, and I don't need to watch TV ads thinly disguised as entertainment "news" ("The Twenty," I'm talking about you!)

  368. They admitted to promoting suckage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    re: Mr. Lynton said he would focus on making "only movies we hope will be really good."

    Does this mean he is admitting to intentionally green-lighting flicks he knew would suck flop at the box office?

    That is strikingly similar to the music industry. If it weren't for payola they'd have to resort to *gasp* signing talented acts!

  369. Finally! by GXFragger · · Score: 0

    The MPAA and the RIAA are always blaming piracy as the reason no one goes to buy their stuff.

    For the RIAA, it is simply that people don't like all of the DRM stuff on their music and want to find other ways to get it.

    As for the MPAA, maybe there is just not as many good movies out.

    Just my 0.002315 cents...

  370. oh the memories by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Sperm and fecal matter in my hair and not a care in the world.

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    Meh.
  371. Buy movie tickets with credit card and pay in full by tepples · · Score: 1

    So when will they go after people like me who come in to watch a movie, and neither buy nor sneak any food or drink whatsoever?

    What if you find that you're hypoglycemic and need sugar now so that you don't pass out?

    (I also pay off my credit card bills each month, and supposedly the credit card companies call folks like me "deadbeats".)

    That's an unsubstantiated myth. Credit card companies love cardmembers who don't carry a balance, as they still make their money off the merchant fees without having to worry about handing the account over to a collection agency. Buying your movie tickets and other purchases with a credit card and then paying in full each month is a great way to rebuild your credit score. In fact, American Express offers a class of card just for cardmembers who don't carry a balance.

  372. cost + commercials by webgodjj · · Score: 1

    My theater has been rising prices 50 cents every couple of months. It is now $8.50 per ticket. To see a movie, my wife and I would pay $17 to get in the door. Then of course we want a big popcorn and a couple of big sodas. That sets us back $16 (for 2 cents off soda, and a buck worth of popcorn). Then great we spend over $30 for a date. Now, there are 5 commercials to sit through before I can get to the previews. Dear god, I used to go to movies because TV had too many commercials.

  373. 40 yr old virgin by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    "If it actually _isn't_ twaddle (I wouldn't know; it holds no appeal)"

    Did you like the first austin powers? when myers was all fresh and dirty?
    Did you like half baked?
    Big Lebowski?

    I would say 40yr old virgin is right up there with those. I went into it expecting a slightly funny but mostly mainstream movie. what it actually is is a movie for this decade, imho the funniest movie of the year. very very funny.

    of course i downloaded the VCD's off pirate bay so this whole article is kind of funny. I wouldnt have even attempted to go to a theater and see it (im hella poor) and therfor would probably have been robbed of that little bit of happiness. when entertainment became more about the artists than the audience, it became narcissistic and expensive/excessive. thats what i dislike about hollywood films. this one however, is definately worth a look.

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  374. stfukthxbi by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone who mentioned the cost of popcorn or drinks when saying why they dont go to movies can go fuck themselves.

    I dont play video games because cheetos cost so much.

    Try not eating for five minutes and maybe the fat wont press against your brain so much.

    This is not a troll. This is an OPINION.

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  375. so true... bittorrent is there but.... by ylikone · · Score: 1

    I find that I can browse the movie categories at bittorrent sites for hours looking for something decent to download... and guess what... there is nothing! I've seen all I want to see and all the new stuff just seems like it will be crap so I don't even bother.

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    Meh.
  376. Piracy? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Or just play hundreds of old nintendo games on an emulator on my computer for free.

    I hope you're talking about homebrew games for Nintendo platforms, such as Solar Wars and Bombsweeper and Tetanus On Drugs and Luminesweeper. Otherwise, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. If you want to compare unauthorized Internet copying of 1980s video games to something, compare it to unauthorized Internet copying of 1980s movies.

  377. The rule is 5 by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If you are in a block buster, you can make 5 bad films before what you get payed decreases radically.

    What this mean is good actor may do some odd ball stuff just to see what happens, or to try and puch there talent anopther way. So it will get panned. Rightfully so, but at leas there trying new thing. OTOH, bad actors who happen to be in a blockbuster(BEn Afflick, I'm looking at you) will then go off and do crap. Maybe, they'll get lucky, but often they fade away.(Ben Afflick, I'm looking at you)

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  378. your just cheap by geekoid · · Score: 1

    20 bucks for a night at the movies is a good deal.
    assuming the cinema make sna effort to shut people up.
    A night out has ALWAYS been mor expensive then staying in.

    to put it another way:

    you knoiw, I went out to dinner and the charged me 20 bucks for a meal!
    I could have bought the food and prepared it for less money then that. go figure.

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  379. Cell Phones by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Most of the theaters in my area put "Please turn off your cell phones" in with the logos and stuff they run between the commercials and the film, right in there with "No Smoking" and "Please be quiet." I remember counting something like three different "TURN OFF YOUR PHONE" messages in just one showing.

    People who yak on their phones during the movie don't even have the excuse of ignorance.

    Then there are the commercials -- almost public service announcements, really -- that some cell phone company has been making (Cingular, I think), that start out with some dramatic scene (I can think of one submarine drama and one wire-fu duel) that gets interruted by a ringing cell phone, at which point the actors stop what they're doing and freak out. "What's that?" "It's coming from the audience!"

  380. DVD's by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    I rarely go to the movies anymore outside of getting paid to go there (counting customers, recording the reaction to the trailers, etc) by several marketing research firms. If there is a movie out I or my girlfriend want to see, often we don't get to see it because of our conflicting schedules or I may get to the movies to do my job, but I don't watch the movie if its one me and her want to see together. But we don't feel rushed because we know the DVD will be right around the corner. Then we can watch whenever, do whatever during it, etc.

  381. Where is the beef? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Going to the movies can be a fun social experience, and there can be a potential positive from sitting in a crowd enjoying a good film.

    But the bar is higher now because people can afford to put together a really nice HDTV based home theater that will remove a lot of the need to go to the movies and void the hassle - lines, cell phones, etc. Plus YOU get the control the schedule, and adjust the sound/picture to your tastes.

    And I agree with the assesment that film quality is down. Where are the compelling films? Lord of the Rings trilogy raised the bar very high, and nothing has been close since. Get to work out there in Hollywood and make some good films.

  382. Re:Good products -- Nope by MickLinux · · Score: 0

    For myself, I stopped going to movies, when I found that even the "decent" ones were obscene in my book, and the deep ones were terribly trite.

    I stopped listening to pop music -- even free radio music-- when I started to notice that for every song I could say "rant against the system, by the beneficiaries"... "personal problems being aired"... and so on.

    I stopped watching TV when I started feeling dirty after every episode of anything.

    I stopped looking at the newspaper (yes, I still hit news.google.com) when I found myself reacting even as I realized that they were publishing that stuff just to get me to react. Sorry, I don't need more post-WTC fear.

    So now I read classics, and the Bible, and relax by taking a walk. Maybe at some point I'll take up gardening.

    But the products are definitely *not* good by any measure.

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  383. One size fits all by dcam · · Score: 1

    In the article the decline in movie quality is placed directly at the feet of the studios for producing poor quality movies. While this is a neat solution, there are other complications.

    In addition to creating poor quality movies, the cinemas are facing serious competition. Not just from DVD/Home theater setups, but also from computer and console games. People today have more options as to how they spend their entertainment dollar.

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  384. Technically, it has by geekoid · · Score: 1

    1 more midget..assuming there are no midgets in BAtman.
    All the umpa loompas are played by one guy.

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    1. Re:Technically, it has by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      1 more midget..assuming there are no midgets in BAtman.
      All the umpa loompas are played by one guy.


      Let's not get technical : )

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  385. why? by RandyOo · · Score: 1

    And why does it have to be that way? I've been to theatres in Holland that allowed outside food/beverages, had reasonable prices for their concessions, and their ticket prices were approximately the same as they are here. Any idea why that would be? Me neither.

    1. Re:why? by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Any idea why that would be? Me neither.

      If you don't know the answer, then either:
      A. It does not exist.
      B. You have not looked hard enough.

      look here. Holland most likely has different distribution fees and share percentages than the US.

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  386. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete, (FRAME RATE)! by DonGar · · Score: 1

    And for gods sake do something about the frame rate. Movie theatres flicker. Badly. It really messes with me. It didn't used to bother me, but it does now.

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  387. I thought it was the price... by dfries · · Score: 1
    I haven't been to the movies since, well the last two Matrix movies came out. For a while I thought it might be the price, but then I have $20 of gift certificates sitting on my desk for a few months and I still haven't gone.

    There was some science fiction outer space movie (Star something), on a few months back that I intended to see, but never got around to it. There is another one out Stealth and sinse I'm into military aircraft I thought it would be interesting, but never made it to that one either.

    I just don't have time to go out to he movies anymore.

  388. Hollywood thinks too highly of themselves.... by vargasmas · · Score: 1
    Why I don't go to the movies anymore:

    1. Gas at around $2.60/gallon. I ain't drivin'.
    2. Most movies are remakes of either old movies or old TV shows. As soon as a writer comes up with something good, I'm there. Please! The Dukes of Hazzard???
    3. If you are lucky, a $20 bill might pay for a medium coke and a medium popcorn. Don't expect much change.
    4. Crying babies, obnoxious adults, etc...

    The heck with it, I'll wait for the DVD to come out. Assuming that Hollywood gets better writers and movie makers and starts making something worth watching while sober.

  389. Re:Buy movie tickets with credit card and pay in f by Helish · · Score: 1

    I think more americans have problems with type 1 and 2 diabetes and being obese then being hypoglycaemic. I guess it's one way to loose weight, stop buying popcorn and other junk food. Here in australia most people I know never go to the candy bar, which are a total rip off in the first place.

  390. The Home Movie and Home Video Game Connection by Paisley+Phrog · · Score: 1

    Movie Theaters are finally running into what video arcades had to deal with a few years ago; the home gaming experience was achieving parity with what could be experienced in an arcade. And I can imagine movie theaters will start taking a page from arcades. Much in the same way that you can go into an arcade now and see any game imaginable (so long as it's a racing or light gun game), movie theaters will probably pare back on many different movies and focus on more "sure things". Which means that it'll be even harder to find something different. :( It's a little too much to hope for that they'll cut costs and find ways to make the movie theater something you truly *can't* get at home.

  391. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by toddestan · · Score: 1

    I find that if a movie is really good, I'll get pulled into it, and it really doesn't matter if I'm watching it in a theatre or my $300 27" Magnavox because I'm totally engrossed with the movie. It's only the really crappy movies where I get bored with the plot and start caring about things like the sound system. But that's just me.

  392. Re:Says who you have to buy home theatre on credit by toddestan · · Score: 1

    You're talking about investing money, yet you're renting an apartment?

    Pot, meet kettle.


    In this crazy real estate market, I would say investing in real estate could be a pretty risky proposition. Sometimes, it really is just smarter to rent.

  393. You should start getting your trash by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, McDonalds et al have convinced the populace that it is OUR responsibility to clean up our tables, because they have oh-so convenient garbage cans on the way out.

    Dude, you don't clean up the table when you go to a restaurant where you're required to live a tip. It's not the case that McDonalds et al have convinced you that it's your responsibility to clean up. They just created a new type of restaurant where you exchange the requirement of leaving a tip for taking up some of the responsibilities you'd be paying for.

    The idea is that in a fast food restaurant, there might be a lot of movement, and at certain times of day, it might be darn crowded. Instead of having people wait for a table that is ready and cleaned, everyone moves out quickly with their trash, and you sit your ass down. Fast food.

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  394. ... at rock concert volume by PizzaFace · · Score: 1

    The last time I went to a theater, after not going for a year or two, I was appalled not just by the commercials, but by their VOLUME! In a tiny shoebox theater, they blasted the commercials twice as loud as the movie. I always used to enjoy previews, but the commercials are enough to keep me home with my Blockbuster Online DVDs.

  395. It's not so much that they're bad... by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Sure, a lot of what Hollywood is turning out these days is crap, but they usually turn out a few good pictures a year. The problem is that none of them are good enough to want to brave the cell-phones, screaming two-year-olds, traffic, 1/2-mile parking lot hikes, and other obstacles one has to put up with to attend a movie these days.

    Add to that the competition with other entertainment media, DVR's, Netflix, and the rise of (somewhat) affordable, good-quality home viewing equipment -- hell, why don't they just put the movies straight to DVD?

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  396. Until you suffer blunt trauma injuries by crovira · · Score: 1

    that I would inflict upon you. That's why I don't go to the fuckin' movies anymore.

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    1. Re:Until you suffer blunt trauma injuries by cybertears · · Score: 1

      that would give them more quality time in the ER to get to know each other better.

      sounds like a perfect first day on so many levels.  they get to know each other and you get to hurt someone.  it's win-win.

  397. Diabetic moviegoers by tepples · · Score: 1

    I think more americans have problems with type 1 and 2 diabetes and being obese then being hypoglycaemic.

    True, but if you take insulin (all type 1s and many type 2s), it's a good idea to carry something with sugar in case you OD on insulin, although it's less important with the newer ultra-slow insulins. Besides, type 1 DM is caused more by cow milk during infancy than by obesity.

  398. A thought by silverhalide · · Score: 1

    Perhaps attendence is down because of the internet -- not piracy, but word about crappy movies gets around a lot faster than it used to, so people avoid them more readily.

  399. Large screens are not necessary by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Doesn't have to be 20ft. The only reason the screen is so big in theaters is so you can stuff alot of people in there. While a 30" screen might not be as 'immersive', you can get 50" screens easily today, and a projector isn't much more. You simply sit closer to the screen.

    Heck, look at the difference between old movie theaters and new movie theaters. I'd tend to say that the new theaters have half the screen size and a quarter of the seating. Heck, I remember hearing some double decker theaters in larger cities. The sharp reduction in seating is due to larger, almost bucket seats as well as a sharper floor pitch. This was mandated because people don't like being packed that tightly, so the theaters responded.

    Like what was said, going to the movies just isn't as good of a bargain anymore:

    $7 popcorn vs. Homecooked meal, $2 microwave, or whatever you want to pick
    $7 drink vs. $2 two liter botter, or your choice of other drinks, to include alchohol.
    $7.50 movie ticket per person per viewing vs. $5-30 for the DVD.
    Travel to Theater, have to deal with crying babies, kids, talking people, cellphones , people talking on cellphones(arrgghhh!!!). Or your house(milage may vary).

    As for the sound, I often find movies to be set too loud. Spare my eardrums! Besides, a properly set up surround sound system can be supprisingly quiet.

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    1. Re:Large screens are not necessary by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Sigh. I remember standing in line for several hours in the parking lot of the movie theater to see Raiders Of The Lost Ark when it came out. The theatre doors seemed like a quarter of a mile away. Everybody was hyped to the max. Fewer theaters showed it back then, but they were gigantic single-screen theaters, so when the line moved, it moved for like fifteen minutes. Then the gates closed, and we were right on the outside wall of the cinema, to be there for another two and a half hours. When our turn came and we were led inside, the place was buzzing with anticipation by what seemed like a thousand people, an electrifying thing to experience. Then the lights went out and everybody turned absolutely silent for the following hours, except to laugh, gasp or cheer. Finally, we stumbled out with jell-o legs, adrenaline pumping, the fresh air hit my face, and I saw the line again, a quarter of a mile long. But I was on the other side of the movie now, and felt a pang of envy for those people, because they were about to live what I'd just gone through. Sigh.

      Compare with, let's say, The Return Of The King. Much shorter waiting time, yes, but as we went in, we were immediately greeted by bland movie trivia and commercials on the screen, while bland top forty radio played in the background. A buzz of expectation, yes, but muted, not a collective one, and multiplex screening rooms are ten times smaller than the old ones. Then the lights go down, and BOOM! more commercials, preview after preview after preview, then FINALLY the movie started. Both kids and adults talked during the show, cell phones rang and to top it off, some trolls peeked from the hallway of the multiplex to scream at the top of their lungs in unison: "FRODO KILLS GOLLUM!" Yes, I'd read the Trilogy a long time ago, but this is still an extreme act of aural vandalism, an invasion.

      Meanwhile, the bored ushers (but that's "entertainment service executives" for mere consumers like you and I) were probably huddling by the concession stand, gossiping and talking about how lame their job is and what are you doing this weekend, etcetera, as I've often seen them do, but hey, how motivated can you be when you earn the minimum wage?

      Is it any wonder I prefer Netflix nowadays? Cinema is just not a religious experience for most people anymore, because the places the Hollywood industry has designed to process us moviegoers (that's "captive eyeballs" to mere consumers like you and me) are mundane clones of each other, 'McDonalized', to coin a term, and most of the movies they make fit PERFECTLY into these mundane spaces. Now, art theatres are another matter altogether, and I even get the distinct impression that the people who work in art theatres enjoy it because they believe in what they are doing, and that makes a world of difference.

      Oh, by the way, Firethorn, you forgot to mention an added bonus to watching a movie at home: your living room does NOT have to be a smoke-free zone. Chain smoke with a beer in hand for the whole movie, baby, yeah!

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    2. Re:Large screens are not necessary by iainl · · Score: 1

      You're not the only person, either in this story or generally, to comment on how awful going to the movies is these days in the US.

      It really, really isn't anywhere near as bad in the UK most of the time, honest. The one time that I've recently had teenagers nattering during a film (Batman Begins) they were kicked out the doors after 10 minutes anyway.

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    3. Re:Large screens are not necessary by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Being a mellowed rabid non-smoker(used to steal grandma's smokes so she couldn't do it), I don't generally think of smoking as a 'feature'. ;)

      I pretty much missed the great age of screen theater. By the time I was old enough to remember it, the theaters were dingy. We mostly enjoyed renting movies for $3-5(local grocery store), and watching them on our home TV. The people were generally still polite though. If you go on the off times, generally still are.

      As far as the Home theater, I saw people quoting $5000, and I think that's high. You can get a decent surround sound system for $200-500, and a BIG TV for $1000-2000. Heck, the big tv comes with speakers, do you really need surround sound?

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    4. Re:Large screens are not necessary by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after 10 minutes...

      My problem is that there are three-four people who forget to turn their cell phone off(and jammers are illegal in the US), the one who brings the young kid(who starts yelling during the film). It's enough to distract, and is memorable after the film.

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  400. Good remakes? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Name 5.

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  401. Yes, absolutely. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So letting "Dukes of Hazzard" into the public domain, thus allowing ANYBODY to make a movie based on it, would do good things for the state of film?

    Yes, without a doubt. Because then you will encourage refinement of the original idea, which obviosuly was not so terrible since the TV show was quite popular.

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  402. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Good movies are good movies.

    Not even an snob can deny quality that has been lavishly paid for.

    I should know, I tend to be snobish.

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    1. Re:Bullshit. by robertjw · · Score: 1

      True enough.

  403. My biggest grip - the type of ads by Builder · · Score: 1

    The last two times I went to the movies here in the UK, I was in a bad mood before the movie even started.

    I've paid good money to escape from my life (Sin City and Batman Begins) and before these start, I'm subjected to 2 adverts showing people being knocked down and killed on the road. One was a drink-driving campaign, and one was about speeding. Both were shown at both movies.

    These ads are pretty rough, and they're not what I'm there to see. When I complained to UCI, they were less than sympathetic to put it mildly, so now I don't go anymore. I've gone from 2 trips per month to none. I guess I'm one of these statistics :)

  404. How many movies are actually worth watching? by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Generally many movies don't make it big because they basically suck. Uninspired makeovers, no plots etc. And I guess it will get worse each additional year. Same with music, there's just so much good stuff out there already that at some point it will be hard come out with something new and fresh, because all has been done before.

    I've read some people also complain about the previews and ads shown, but I actually enjoy seeing previews as I'm not always aware of movies coming out, ads on the other hand are stupid. I can imagine if you go see movies frequently you can get annoyed with seeing the same previews over and over.

    Things I like:
    1. I'm out of the house - going to a theater is a nice change of environment for me and my wife
    2. Bigger is better - well, not always but some movies are just more fun to watch on a big screen with loud audio
    Things I don't like:
    1. Prices - movies for 2 including a drink and some popcorn easily set me back 30 dollars where I live
    2. Audience - some people don't know how to behave
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    1. Re:How many movies are actually worth watching? by cjb110 · · Score: 1

      I'd also add to the don't like list (might be a uk only thing:

      CRAP, utter CRAP quality, grain, lines and splotches all over the picture, yes they are small and yes you ignore most of them once the film gets going.

      We currently get a trailer trying to say that buying illegal dvd's will have tinny sound, and faded picture...well so the film we're just about to watch!

      Digital cinema need's to be deployed fast, and make sure all screens have proper digital sound too...oh and don't put the price's up any further either...£6 is too much considering its £8-10 for a DVD (with far better sound and picture)

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  405. Off topic - Re: price of land by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I live in Tucson...Housing is very cheap

    Have you tried to buy housing in Tucson recently? The price has increased by about 50% or so in the past two years.

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  406. Adverts by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Well, I liked the german movie theaters.
    The people are polite and quiet, it is considered VERY bad manners to not switch off your phone, the sound is good, and the picture as well.

    But... firstly, the price has shot up (8,50 Euro?!), and - worse - the adverts are up.
    Here in Munich I sat through 40 (fourty!) minutes of advertising before the film starts.

    Sorry. Not interested in paying money to watch ads. Especially since they're all aimed at the lowest common nominator, i.e. are really dumb.

    DVDs have become cheap. Renting a DVD (over 24h) is really cheap. Since I don't need to see a movie when it comes out, I simply sit at home, in front of my 21" PC screen. Good enough.

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  407. I have teh solution by geekcomputing · · Score: 1

    1. Stop playing fucking advertisements before the movie. I paid to watch the movie. I did not pay to watch some dumb commercial about how some rich kids drive around the country partying in barns drinking coke (aka poision). I should not have to put up w/ 10 min of commercials just to watch 20 min of "comming soon" promos for movies that suck. by default now i let a movie come out , wait a month and then go see it 20 min late and i always show up exactly on time b4 the movie has started. 2. put in cell phone jammers. yes, its against teh law in the us but not in europe. hell, do it anyway and just blame it on the building. 3. No more sequels. i really want to see some good stories or innovation. No more "the ring 3020 -the quest for more cash"

  408. A new factor: politics. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    And no, I'm not kidding about this either.

    You folks can mod me down as Troll and Flamebait all you want, but frankly, a large number of Americans are sick and tired of the blatantly Leftist views coming from prominent people in the movie industry. As such, many American moviegoers are doing a de facto boycott of movies, probably a good reason why movie attendence is substantially down this year.

    I blame the whole schism between the movie industry and many Americans on the blantantly political "documentary" (a word I use highly advisedly) Fahrenheit 9/11. Strongly supported by most of the movie industry and Democratic Party politicians, the movie invokes the type of fact manipulation that would have done the producers of films like Triumph of the Will and Der Ewige Jude (The Eternal Jew) proud, to say the least. Also, look at how Mel Gibson got denounced by the movie industry for producing The Passion of the Christ; yet despite all the denounciations, this movie made an amazing US$600 million worldwide in first-run theatrical release, even more amazing considering that the total production and marketing costs was around US$50 million!

    In short, I think the movie industry need to stop making political statements in public so often (and interjecting a lot of it into the plot of the movie itself). They already lost a good number of moviegoers due to this trend, and pretty soon the movie industry will wonder why a lot of movies aren't making money in US theatrical release anymore.

    1. Re:A new factor: politics. by a24061 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those big corporations like Fox are trying to overthrow global capitalism.

  409. Everybody's wrong about the cause. Here it is: by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Piracy, quality, yadda yadda.

    There's a economic depression going on. That's why people are cutting back on movie ticket purchases.

    Salaries are down, raises are gone, jobs that pay well are scarce, and those jobs easy to get are slavery with a timecard and optional Medicaid.

    There's a price for the free-market utopia that's finally upon us, and will be with us for at least another fifty years. That price is an increasingly impoverished workforce.

    Broke people don't buy stuff. And there are only so many upper middle class and wealthy people to buy expensive real estate and splurge on $50 outings to the movies.

    Attendance is down because people are cutting back on the luxuries. And DVD rentals are what, a dollar a day?

  410. Try to take your kids to a movie by SuperRushman · · Score: 1

    Hollywood makes almost zero movies for children and the ones that they do are usually rated PG or PG13 and full of inappropriate language and content. Our kids are left watching DVD's of the Beverly Hillbilly's, and other old TV shows and movies. WAKE UP Hollywood. All of the parents aren't as "Progressive" as you might believe.

  411. Why Movies In Decline by Errant+Fool · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link to the article. There's another article on the 'Times site here that discusses what some theater chains are doing to boost their business. I blogged an analysis of sorts here

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:Why Movies In Decline by ChiperSoft · · Score: 1

      Just an addendum to the article you linked:

      > But since 1995, when AMC opened the first megaplex, the
      > 24-screen Grand in Dallas, the movie landscape has been
      > reconfigured.

      The Grand was not the first Megaplex. Jack Loek's Theaters' <a href="http://cinematreasures.org/theater/7219/">St udio 28</a> in Grand Rapids, Michigan has had 20 screens since 1988. I'm sure there are other examples as well. Pity the author didn't do some better research.

  412. bonch's amusing idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aww, whatsa matter liddle bonchy-wonchy? Did da big bad editor pooh-pooh your liddle story-wory?

    Aww. Too bad, poor liddle bonchy-wonchy.

    So when was it dat you were going to be an editor? Any day now?

    AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

    1. Re:bonch's amusing idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the matter, upset that the new anti-AC measures prevent you from stalking people anonymously or modbombing accounts?

      ROFLMAO. Loser. Next.

    2. Re:bonch's amusing idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the usual bonch tactic of deflection. Just to humour you, let me just say that the new "anti-AC measures" are a joke.

      BTW, nice to see you still at -1. Loser. Next!

  413. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    Do audiences in the US typically buy snacks at the cinema?

    The movie costs can't be like this elsewhere because in my experience very few people actually buy snacks at the cinema. Despite the signs up at my local cinema saying I can't bring in my own food I just do anyway - sweets go in pants or jacket pockets, drinks and popcorn go into a backpack or my coat. I'm certainly not paying their snack prices.

  414. The MPAA Strikes Back by dan+of+the+north · · Score: 1
    Timothy L. O'Brien, NYT - August 28, 2005, gets a 4 page rebuttal rant on behalf of the MPAA. A few quick quotes:

    "The Motion Picture Association of America estimates that piracy involving bootleg DVD's deprived the film industry of more than $3 billion in sales last year. That figure does not include lost sales from pirated works peddled online, for which industry insiders say they have no reliable estimate but which they assume to be substantial."

    "I always thought that piracy connotes something glamorous," Barry M. Meyer, chairman of Warner Brothers, said. "Let's call it what it is: theft. I think it's just like shoplifting."

  415. Good movies by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Remeber: we do have 100 years of cinema to take advantage of :-)
    Really, I like some classics, so Telecine Classic is nice to me... and my videoclub has bought this month a new DVD collection with Chaplin works (15 DVDs) Notice that only those make for a month...
    We did have an interesting, and good national (Brasil) movies in the 1950's (nice chanchada comedies), some very artsy stuff in the 1960's-1970's -- and some nice stuff came out in the last 10 years (Central do Brasil [which I have already watched], Cidade de Deus [which I haven't]). After I lived in Spain (1998) and perfected my Spanish, I have being watching a lot of Spanish, Mexican and Argentinian movies, too (feels good not needing the subtitles).
    So, no, I think I did not exhaust my movies yet.
    As a matter of fact, what I feel like I am exausting is TV -- I watch 2-4 hours/day of series (mainly SF shows, but some nice ones like House, Desperate Housewives) and I download a lot of SF shows to watch on my DVD player. I watched all Trek shows, B5+Crusade, SG-1, SGA, ... and sometimes I run out of shows to watch, and it can happen that I am not in the mood for a 2h movie that day.

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  416. Why I won't go to movies anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw "Brothers Grimm" at a nice stadium-seating theatre this weekend.
    I was about 10 minutes late, and still sat through over 30 minutes of previews. Half hour wasted.
    Then, to top it off, the movie sucked. Really sucked. Which I consider common these days for Hollywood products.
    So, $15 +change for popcorn, prezel, and one drink, plus $8 per ticket... that's $31 that I spent on what I now consider a waste of my time. Why the heck would I go back?

    From now on, I'm going to wait until movies come to the library. It's free, it's legal, and it has a better selection than the theatre (which is scarey to say, seeing as how limited my library's selection is).

    If Hollywood wants our money, they need to realize that they are not entiled to my pocketbook. They have to offer something of value in exchange.

    That's one coward's $0.02

  417. Re:patent for hot water? Somebody did that w/ coff by mink · · Score: 1

    Good sake should not be heated. Heating is to make barely drinkable sake slightly more drinkable.

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  418. saving for retirement by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    My point is that people tend to forget about inflation. A lot of people think they can retire at little early (say 62) because they have say 1mil, but they forget they need to have a nest egg that does more than meet their needs it needs to grow because at 3% inflation 1mil is not going to be worth nearly as much when they are 80 than it looked like at 62.

    Actually some people are working longer and retiring later. In part because people are living longer I believe the retirement age should rise as well. At 62 a person who retires at 62 will get half of what they will get if they retire at 65, I'll like to see something like the retirement age increase one month a year or some such if for no other reason than to try to make sure Social Security doesn't go into crisis by the tyme the last of the baby boomers retire. However if a person plans for retirement, invests while working, and buys and pays off their home that million in today's dollars should provide plenty of income, even if they stay in the house they raised their children in. A million dollars earning 5% is $50,000 a year, and that's not including SS, but because the mortage is paid off they don't have to worry about the costs of housing. They could also sale the house and get a smaller place for less thus adding the remainder to savings, and inflation helps here by increasing the sales price of the house. Of course housing need to be affordable for everyone which means lowering costs of new housing and/or raising net income (after taxes). Lowering taxes will help directly, but also lower taxes means people will have more to both invest and spend, prefereably more investments. As both spending and investing increases wages can increase as well, a positive feedback loop. Oh and the bit about million not looking the same at age 80 as it does at 62, no it doesn't but the rest of life won't be as long, and who needs $50,000 annual income when they're not workinga nd the martage is paid off. Unless the person does a lot of travelling one of the highest costs should be health related but medicare and private insurance shouldn't require much of that $50,000. Other than healthcare costs expenses should be lower so some of the $50,000 income can be reinvested, heck a person can sign up for a company's DRIP, Dividend Reinvestment Program, if they haven't already.

    Falcon
    1. Re:saving for retirement by Retric · · Score: 1

      I agree that most people should wait longer to retire.

      Let's say someone is looking at an income of 100k / year at 62 now most people would be able to live off of that just fine right?

      Now assuming they forgot about inflation and did not reinvest any money they would be living off of 100*(.97^(X-62) where X is their age.

      At 62 they are living off of 100k / year
      At 70 they are living off of 78k / year
      At 80 they are living off of 57k / year
      At 90 they are living off of 42k / year

      They could use up some of their principle, but it keeps being worth less each year so at 80 they would have 42% of the income AND 42% of the capital..

      Most people do reinvest but not as much as they should and it's ok to eat principle at 90+ but more people than you might think don't do the math on this.

      PS: I keep restating this because you seem to gloss over the fact that inflation is important.

      Many old people buy things like gold to act as a "hedge" but they forget that they need to keep taking risks or they are not going to make it. As people get older some costs go down, but inflation is still a bitch for long retirements I know someone who "retired" at 45 for 7 years and then noticed that they where not going to make it till 80 and went back to work. I think it's a good idea to figure out what you think you will need and then shoot for double that before retiring. Chances are good you could have stopped sooner, but it's better to be working at 60 then to try and find employment at 80.

    2. Re:saving for retirement by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      PS: I keep restating this because you seem to gloss over the fact that inflation is important.

      I didn't gloss over inflation though I admit I didn't bring it up much. As inflation rises so does the value of investments as well as dividends paidout, so while costs have gone up so has income. When people are paying more the extra money is going somewhere. Though it may seem it is sometimes, inflation isn't a blackhole that money disappears into. The money just ends up somewhere else and if it ends up in a company's pockets then the shares in the company goes up and/or they payout more in dividends. Or if different peaces end in different suppliers then those companies rise in value. I'd say it's mostly those who don't invest that are the ones left holding the short end of the stick when it comes to inflation but as I said to begin with I believe everybody should save and invest some of what they make.

    3. Re:saving for retirement by Retric · · Score: 1

      As inflation rises so does the value of investments as well as dividends paidout, so while costs have gone up so has income.

      O so true. The problem is inflation tends to look like income.

      You buy 1000$ in X (re invest the dividends in that stock) and sell it in 10 years at 2000 then most people say they have doubled their money but at 3%/year inflation 15% of that "growth" would be inflation and not real growth. People love to say that they had x% ROI but they tend to ignore inflation when looking at those numbers. It's realy easy to look at the value of your stock and your dividends and start spending more than your real income because your ignoring inflation.

      PS: It sounds like you like dividend oriented stock and that tends to counter inflation but the markets tend to hurt you for goint that rout. For the most part "the safer the investment the worse the return." Which get's realy bad when you add inflation into the mix a 6% ROI that's only realy a 3% ROI.

    4. Re:saving for retirement by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      PS: It sounds like you like dividend oriented stock and that tends to counter inflation but the markets tend to hurt you for goint that rout. For the most part "the safer the investment the worse the return." Which get's realy bad when you add inflation into the mix a 6% ROI that's only realy a 3% ROI.

      Actually I prefer a balanced investment plan that takes into account the risk that a preson can accept, so for me that would mean one that leans more towards growth than income. If I had say $50,000 I'd like a portfolio something like $15,000 in aggressive growth, $15,000 in growth, $10,000 in income or divident paying stocks, and $5,000 in bonds. The last $5,000 would be in cds, mutual funds and savings so I'd have readily available funds if I needed it. Normally I'd say a person should have enough funds readily available to cover 6 months of expenses but still if monthy expenses are about $1,000 that $5,000 will last 5 months.

      Falcon
  419. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by Bahumat · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Their prices are far from fixed.

    A movie that only cost 3 million to make. The distributors and studios put a FAR smaller per-ticket-royalty cost on the movie theatres than they would for a movie that cost 100 million to make.

    Pretty much any science fiction movie you've seen in the past five years, and the movie theatre you sat in was losing money by the ticket. They have to make that back. Volume only works when you can handle the volume required (hence the recent growth of mega-theatres; they're equipped to handle that volume of people, and are cheaper-per-customer to run than smaller theatres).

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  420. Re:The cost of making the films killing the indust by Bahumat · · Score: 1

    The movie costs are in fact like this. (With a strong "depending on the distribution cost of the film" which can be as low as 2-3$ for a low-budget film, and upwards of 14$ for an extremely high-budget film, summer blockbusters, etc.)

    So, on average, a movie theatre is making a profit on most tickets, since most movies don't cost them more than the ticket price. But some do.

    Other means of revenue involve advertisements, promotions of other upcoming films, concession prices, etc.

    As an interesting side note, the prohibition of outside food and drink is for two reasons: Revenue protection, and insurance. The screen up at the front costs a movie theatre about 20 thousand dollars.

    Insurance covers food and drink being thrown at the screen... but only if the food was bought at the concession!

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