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  1. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks on Indian Government Threatens RIM, Skype With Ban · · Score: 1

    Let's fix the problem at the source and ban money.

  2. Re:Canvas is not to create all the page! on IE9 Flaunts Hardware-Accelerated Canvas · · Score: 1

    With or without those Microsoft demos, you know that lots of people will still go that route. You have the same choice as before with Flash-only so-called websites: try to navigate them to access the desired content or simply go elsewhere.

    At least with hardware-accelerated canvas, it's going to be much faster than Flash on non-Windows systems.

  3. Re:And in other news... on MS Design Lets You Put Batteries In Any Way You Want · · Score: 1

    "I wish I could put the battery either which way around so I don't have to use my square-peg-in-round-hole 18-month-old brain"

    If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

  4. Obligatory on The Ignominious Fall of Dell · · Score: 1

    Shortly after Mr. Jobs returned to Apple in 1997 as part of the company's acquisition of NeXT, Dell's founder and chairman, Michael Dell, was asked at a technology conference what might be done to fix Apple, then deeply troubled financially.

    "What would I do?" Mr. Dell said to an audience of several thousand information technology managers. "I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders."

  5. Re:But... on Buy Your Own Tron Lightcycle For $35,000 · · Score: 1

    It sure can! In fact, it does four of them at once!

  6. It's up to Canada now, I guess on NASA Sets Dates For Space Shuttle Finale · · Score: 1

    All we need to do is boost Canadarm to the level required to operate a giant slingshot to send spacecrafts into space. That's still better than a cannon!

  7. Re:What? on EU Plans To Make Apple, Adobe and Others Open Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    You call that an antenna?

  8. Re:Android, Blackberry, etc apps on Apple App Stor on EU Plans To Make Apple, Adobe and Others Open Up · · Score: 1

    I don't get that kind of reasoning at all.

    When we talk about software, companies are more like car dealerships. You can't Toyota dealerships to sell Ford vehicles, much less do maintenance on those.

    When we talk about media, companies are more like groceries stores. A music file should play on all music-playing devices capable of reading files. Ex: iTunes now sells plain AAC files which can be played on a lot of non-Apple devices. As an example, you can play a tune bought on iTunes and play it on your Nintendo DSi.

  9. Apple uses a lot of documented formats on EU Plans To Make Apple, Adobe and Others Open Up · · Score: 1

    In some cases it's industry-standard formats, sometimes even open formats.

    Mac OS X saves screen captures in PNG.

    Preview can save in GIF, JPEG, JPEG2000, BMP, PDF, PSD, PNG, TGA, TIFF and a few other formats.

    iTunes understands WAV, AIFF, MP3, AAC, MPEG-4, H.264.

    Calendar uses the iCal format and Address Book uses the vCard format.

    Mac OS X itself can print directly to PDF. If an application can print, it can output to PDF automatically.

  10. Re:Prettier Tool, Old Exploit on New Tool Reveals Internet Passwords · · Score: 4, Funny
  11. Re:Thats the least of their problems. on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    Of course he got canned! You're supposed to change passwords every 30 seconds!

  12. Re:Welcome to the internet on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    You mean news like this?

  13. Re:kettle, meet pot on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    It's a bit late to tell me that I can't do that.

  14. Re:Wisdom of the crowd. on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just in case some of you remember those lines but can't quite remember which movie it was from.

  15. Just fix it on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 0

    It's an absolute disaster. It's impossible to tell who was kidding and who wasn't,' Curtis said."

    Just fix your sarcasm detector?

  16. Re:With that little side benifit... on Doubled Yield For Bio-Fuel From Waste · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed, how can they morally justify taking away the wood chips, citrus peel, and straw puree from the poor?

    Oh wait.

  17. Re:I for one on Doubled Yield For Bio-Fuel From Waste · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're also too late. They have been overthrown by the Monsanto corn-based overlords.

  18. Re:Secrecy is a double edged sword. on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Completely unrelated, but do you realize that even VHS tapes must have gone through beta-testing?

  19. Re:Alternative antennas on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to enter the market with the Pringles Cantenna for iPhone 4! Only 7.99$ and you get a pile of chips* as a bonus!

    * burned electronics flavour available for a limited time only!

  20. Re:Stop raining on our OSS parade with your "facts on YouTube Explains Where HTML5 Video Fails · · Score: 1

    PNG

  21. Re:what's the big deal? on Subscription-Based 'Hulu Plus' Is Now Official · · Score: 1

    I don't actually have cable, but I miss commercial breaks.

    I also miss commercial breaks.

    That's when I would pee, poop...

    Yeah, if you have to go then commercial breaks really are a good thing.

    ...make food, do dishes...

    Are we talking microwave diners and paper plates here?

    ...laundry, roll a cigarette, find my lighter...

    Wait, what?

    ...and solve a rubiks cube and I could do it all before the show starts up again.

    Ok buddy, you owe me a new sarcasm detector!

  22. Anything! on Subscription-Based 'Hulu Plus' Is Now Official · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Charge for it, put ads in it, charge a low price and put ads in it, but for crying out loud make Hulu available in Canada.

  23. Re:That's a reversal on Tesla IPO Raises $226 Million · · Score: 2, Funny

    will being beholden to the stockholders be a problem down the road?

    I see what you did, there.

  24. Re:unfortunately on Tesla IPO Raises $226 Million · · Score: 1

    Not much of an IPO if all you got is 37 leet shares for sale.

  25. Re:Macs Don't Use Capacitors on Dell Selling Faulty PCs · · Score: 1

    Not only do they open, but the latest version of the Mac mini only requires something called "thumbs" to access the memory slots.