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  1. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 1

    In Microsoft Heaven:

    • Bill Gates chairs the company
    • Paul Allen provides the financing
    • Steve Ballmer inspires the employees
    • Anders Hejlsberg writes the code

    In Microsoft Hell

    • Anders Hejlsberg provides the financing
    • Paul Allen writes the code
    • Bill Gates inspires the employees
    • Steve Ballmer chairs the company
  2. Re:Oh my. I think you are a fellow old-timer. on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 4, Funny

    We didn't have no acorns so we had to make do with bundles of straw - upright was 1 and tumbled was 0.

    Whoa, whoa ... you had ones and zeros?!?!

    Luxury!

  3. Re:A far cooler aspect. on ISS Goes Solar · · Score: 1

    When, I see it, I like to call it the Sun.

    Most of us here know it as the Evil Yellow Face. We hates it, we does!

  4. Re:Actually, this solves the immigration issue. on MIT Wirelessly Powers a Lightbulb · · Score: 1

    But this will of course run up against the Law of Conservation of Irony. Several years from now itinerant Mexican robots will scale the border fence to work on U.S. farms, since they will accept lower pay (in the form of bits of copper wiring, ICs, and whatever else a robot needs to live). Conservative U.S. robots (who by then will have attained intelligence*) will see this as an invasion by foreign labor, and will vote in a robot Congress to deal with the problem, thus reviving the "immigration crisis".

    * a very rudimentary form of intelligence, comparable to that of a Fox News anchor.

  5. Re:Cool idea! on Turning Heat Into Sound Into Electricity · · Score: 1

    Sound idea.

  6. Re:IP issues. on Guitartabs.com Suspends Under Legal Pressure · · Score: 1

    I have to use some open-source song such as "Today is the anniversary of your birth!"

    Today is the anniversary of your birth,
    It marks an occasion for happiness and mirth,
    So let's play, and sing, and dance, and cavort,
    Since no long-dead composer can sue us in court!

  7. Re:For Shame! on DVR Viewers Push Ad Ratings Higher · · Score: 1

    It's time to ask yourself what Jesus would do.

    Jesus's remote has a SMITE button. When a particularly annoying ad appears on His TV (which is much bigger than yours, btw) He presses SMITE, and the ad is destroyed. If He is truly angered He holds the SMITE button down for three seconds, and the ad agency that created the ad is also destroyed, along with all memory of the ad in the minds of anyone who was watching. This is why you don't remember any of the truly annoying ads. Why He has chosen to not smite the HEAD-ON commercials is a mystery known only to Him. We must not question His will.

    Thank you, Jesus!

  8. Better idea on France Launches Anti-Spam Platform · · Score: 3, Funny

    Duplicate the platform onto a series of servers and put them into reinforced bunkers strung along the border. That ought to stop spam from entering the country.

    Oh, and be sure not to leave a gap in the Ardennes...

  9. Re:There is an easy way to increase gas mileage no on Hybrid Cars No Better than 'Intelligent' Cars · · Score: 1
  10. Ficiton? New word? on Warner Brothers Pulls Canadian Previews · · Score: 3, Funny

    This community knows, thanks to Michael Geist, that the claim is mostly ficiton

    ficiton (noun): an imaginary particle, spontaneously generated by media company executives (morons), to rationalize irrational behavior. The process of emitting and absorbing ficitons is termed con-fusion

    .
  11. Re:I'm a bit confused... on Verizon Claims Free Speech Over NSA Wiretapping · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that corporations can start owning firearms and having their own militias, per the 2nd amendment?

    You must admit this would make business rivalries much more interesting...

  12. Re:Off Topic/Racist comment on Nano Light-Emitting Fibers In the Lab · · Score: 3, Funny

    How is that racist?

    He must be referring to discrimination against light-haired people...

  13. MOD PARENT DOWN on Australian Teachers Try To Shut Down Website · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Muse of Irony demands it!

  14. Re:"At Least???" on Iran to Filter 'Immoral' Mobile Messages · · Score: 1

    What drivel. Who mods this stuff up??

    Compared to life in prison, death is not a punishment.

    Nonsense. If this were true, every criminal sentenced to life in prison would ask the judge for the death penalty. Only a few (like Gary Gilmore) ever do. Virtually everyone prefers life to death, even if it is only the nasty, brutish kind of life found in prison,

    That's not the purpose of the death penalty. The purpose is to remove dangerous members of society from the population.

    Life in prison (without parole) also does this. No, the real purpose of the death penalty is to give society a sense of closure with respect to the crime. You might call this "justice", or you might call it "revenge", depending on whether you think it is or isn't morally justified to take the life of another who is not a clear and present danger (assuming that they would otherwise be sentenced to life without parole).

    I notice you didn't mention the use of the death penalty as a deterrent, which is the main argument offered by most proponents. The crime rate in Texas, which has the highest execution rate in the country IIRC, is the best evidence against the effectiveness of the death penalty as a deterrent.

    This is because it's far more important to make everyone safe than to not feel guilty for killing someone.

    At the risk of repeating myself, life in prison (without parole) adequately protects society from dangerous criminals. And I would also point out that executions do not make society "feel" guilty, they actually create guilt, that is, society becomes morally responsible for killing the convict.

    It's a sad testiment[sic] to the complete hypocracy[sic] of the idea that there is an intersection between those who support war and those who oppose the death penalty.

    WTF does this even mean?? Although I oppose the death penalty for humans, that sentence ought to be taken out and shot...

  15. At last! on IBM Adds Videogame Console Chips to Mainframes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can write an RPG in RPG!

  16. Re:It's all relative... I guess on Outcry Over Google's Purchase of Doubleclick · · Score: 1

    Google in 2017 (after it becomes a self-aware AI): "Google is good! Not-Google is evil! Death to all that is Not-Google!"

  17. Re:What? on Outcry Over Google's Purchase of Doubleclick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well I sure as hell ain't gonna Ask Jeeves...cause I just don't swing like that...

  18. Airship name on Airships to Patrol Venezuela's Skies · · Score: 1

    The article fails to mention that one of the chief aims of the airship will be to spot acts of bribery and corruption. Which, of course, is why it will be called the Graft Zeppelin

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  19. Re:Somewhat surprising on Bill Would Require Labels on Cloned Food · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the good old days, before the FDA, if a plant worker fell in the meat-processing machinery, a lot of people would wind up eating human flesh from a can of pork.

    [citation needed]

    (please disregard my sig for the duration of this thread...)

  20. Re:Look on the bright side on Net Radio Appeal On Royalties Rejected · · Score: 1

    With internet radio gone, VOIP gone, just think of all that bandwidth that will now be available for WoW!

    If they're smart, Blizzard will add virtual "Broadcast Towers" and "Telephone Booths" to WoW. Then you can just use the game for all your radio and telephone needs. With all that bandwidth your experience ought to be pretty good. On the other hand, it may be difficult to concentrate on your call when some elf chick wants you to play with her...um...feline...

  21. Re:WWJD? on The Fine Art of 'Boss Science' · · Score: 1

    Please Jake, tell us what to do!
    Should we follow the gourd? or maybe the shoe??

  22. Re:Precious, my precious on A Step Towards an Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 1

    Please tell me you looked that up.

    I did ... but only to check the spelling :)

  23. Precious, my precious on A Step Towards an Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to TFA:

    Leonhardt, a professor of theoretical physics, wrote a commentary piece about the Purdue paper appearing in the same issue of Nature Photonics. In the commentary, he compares the Purdue design to the Roman creation of "the first optical metamaterial," a type of glass containing nanometer-scale particles of gold. In ordinary daylight, a cup made of the glass appeared green, but then it glowed ruby when illuminated from the inside.

    So basically, this will be made out of (a form of) gold, and encircle the object to be rendered invisible?

    I'm betting that, in order to work, it will need to be inscribed with the phrase: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

  24. Re:Upon first glance on OpenOffice.org Tries to Woo Dell · · Score: 1

    Well, they will do well if they woo dell. :)

  25. Re:Fine on New Mexico Might Declare Pluto a Planet · · Score: 1

    Is that a planet in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me??